Fastlane Biker New York Jan. Issue by Simply Dynamic Creative Services

JANUARY/FEBRUARY 2011 VOL 3 ISSUE 8 SPECIAL DOUBLE ISSUE

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Letter from the Publisher

NEW DAY DAWNING by Sorez The Scribe

Years and miles Have taken their toll Upon this greybeard’s body Yet still I ride Into the cold Of a New Year days arrival No idea if the road ahead Will be graveled or paved Only way I’ll ever know Is by shifting through the gears Through blood sweat and tears Past pain loss and sorrow And roads once traveled alone Forward motion in the saddle Into the new day that has dawned

New Year is upon us. 2011 looks to be filled with major additions, changes and great news for Fast Lane Biker Magazine NY. I can’t let the cat out of the bag, but in the months to come heading into next spring, we have a lot to bring you, and some MAJOR announcements! Stay Tuned. The cream always rises to the top. HAVE A GREAT JANUARY and FEBUARY. This issue will be a double issue for both months, and we will see you in March, after a well deserved vacation!! Of course, we'll see you this month at the Jacob Javits Show in NYC!!! A special thanks to Tattoo Tony for all your Help!!!! Support our advertisers as they support us and bring you this great magazine.

New York’s Biggest, Best, Baddest Motorcycle Magazine!! Until next month... Keep your knees in the breeze!

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Fastlane biker is published monthly and reproduction of content is not permitted without the express written approval of Frank DiChristina. Publisher assumes no financial responsibility for errors in ads beyond the cost of space occupied by error, a correction will be printed. Publisher is not liable for any slander of an individual, or group as we mean no malice or individual criticism at any time, nor are we responsible for the opinions or comments of our columnists, and promises, coupons, or lack of fulfillment from advertisers who are solely responsible for content of their ads. Publisher is also to be held harmless; from failure to produce any issue as scheduled due to reasons beyond control; all suits, claims, or loss of expenses; this includes, but is not limited to, suits for libel, plagiarism, copyright infringement and unauthorized use of a persons name or photograph. Publisher does not promote excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

CONTRIBUTING WRITERS J.P. Fager, Larry Mazalatis, Mark Vetrini, Frank D, Nancy Bucko, Debbie & John Landers, Joe Gunther

FRONT COVER: Orange County Choppers featuring Paul Sr., Jessica Bez, Dana Livingston and Arezoo Temouri on the National Fallen Heroes Memorial Motorcycle.

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DIRECTORY ADIRONDACK HARLEY-DAVIDSON . . . . . . . . . . 32 ATLANTIC CITY BIKE WEEK. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 B&M PERFORMANCE CYCLES . . . . . . . . . . . . . .16 A doctor in St John’s, Newfoundland, wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor. “I am goin’ huntin’ tomorrow Buddy and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients and I’ll give you fifty bucks.”

BABE OF THE MONTH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 CHEF’S LANE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 42 CUSTOM AUTO & CYCLE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 CYBERSPOKES.COM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .16 DAVID LERNER ASSOCIATES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .10 DIVINE COMPUTER SOLUTIONS . . . . . . . . . . . . .16

“Yes, sir!” answers Buddy

EVENTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .10 FAST LANE LAUGHS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: “So, Buddy, How was your day?”

FAST LANE TATTOO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 FEATURE BIKE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18, 26 GEORGETOWN INN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39

Buddy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.”

HARLEY-DAVIDSON CO-OP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36 IGNITION NATION.COM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5

“Bravo Buddy! The second one?” asks the doctor.

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“The second one had a bad stomach and I gave him MAALOX, sir.” says Buddy

JJ’S CYCLE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 38 JUST 1 BIKE DINER. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 38 KEEPING UP WITH JONES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3, 17

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the Doctor

KEN’S DIAMOND DOLLS. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .17 KICK START TOWING. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .24 KOZAK KUSTOMS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 42

“Well Sir, I was sitting here having a smoke and suddenly the door flies opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven’t seen a man in over two years

LAMINATION PRESERVATION . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .24 LOCOMOTION POWERSPORTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . IBC MARK VETRINI PHOTOGRAPHY . . . . . . . . . . . . 42 MEN & MOTORCYCLES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 MICHAEL SAVINI PHOTOGRAPHY . . . . . . . . . . . .17

“Lard Tunderin’ Yeezus, Buddy!!! What did you do?”

MODERN WELDING SCHOOL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 NEW ROC HARLEY-DAVIDSON . . . . . . . . . . . . . IFC

I put drops in her eyes!! ~~~~~~~~ While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole, staring at her. Eventually, he said, “Excuse me. This is my stop.”

NEW YORK BIKER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .16 NORTHERN MOTORSPORTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13 O’TOOLE’S HARLEY-DAVIDSON. . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 PREMIO FOODS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 PRODUCT REVIEWS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 30 RABIN LAW FIRM. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33

Since she wasn’t blocking his way, she was confused. “Well,” she said,”go ahead.”

RENU POWDER COATING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 TACKROOM BAR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33 TATTOO TONY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20

“And this is my pole,” he said.

TECH TIP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34 My mother was completely perplexed until the young man added, “I just bought it at the hardware store.”

THE BARN SIDER BBQ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 38 TOON TOWN PAINT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 WILLIAMS RESTAURANT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 42

And with that, he picked up his pole and carried it off the bus.

WOMEN IN THE WIND. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 38

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NEW ROC HARLEY-DAVIDSONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S 5TH ANNUAL NO TURKEYS HERE BIKE SHOW New Rochelle, NY . www.NRHD.com I arrived with Frankie and Angelina to tons of nice motorcycles lined up for the motorcycle show, a mechanical bull inside and everyone in a great festive mood and a great big tree inside the dealership. My son, Frank, rode the bull and did pretty well for his first time. We talked with the staff and crew, Jack and Ann Marie, and spent some time with us and we had some laughs. Then it was outside for the great BBQ that they always have over there at New Roc. Then I was bestowed with an honor, Jack asked me to judge the motorcycle show. I asked my friend Bobby to assist me and come along to help me pick the best of the great bikes there. It was very tough, there were a lot of great bikes there that day but finally we narrowed it down and turned it back over to Jack to announce the winners. Everyone seemed pleased and the rest of the day went great. The Staff and Crew over at New Roc, really have great events. You must check one out and see for yourself and grab a new Harley while your there, or some great parts. The kids had a blast and we left full and in great moods for the rest of the day. By Frank D.

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Events Calendar

bike show with three classes. The classes are free style, modified Harley and performance custom. Entry fee is $150.00 for the freestyle and Harley classes or $100.00 for the performance class. Trophies and cash awards will be given to winners. There will also be a stunt team, demo rides, exhibitors and more. For more information call (800) 331-5706, http://www.motorcycleshows.com.

January 9th . New Roc Harley-Davidson, Hearts, Harleys, Habitat . 6th Annual Charity Casino Party. SEE Flyer and for details. 8pm till midnight, Texas hold em NEW YORK STATE

YOU CAN’T GO... IF YOU DON’T KNOW!

January 15th . ABATE of New York State Seminar . Owego, NY.

NEW YORK CITY AREA

January 16th . ABATE OF Onondaga - 7th Annual Biker Bowling

January 9th . New Roc Harley-Davidson, Polar Bear Ride . Meet at New Roc Reg.-10am11am, Kickstands up 11am Sharp. $10 gets you ride patch and lunch upon return from the ride.

February 5th . Twenty-ninth Annual ABATE Buffalo/Erie Newsletter Party . Live music, food, drink, door prizes and alot of fun! EVERYONE IS WELCOME! Help support your RIGHT TO RIDE and fight cabin fever at the same time! American Bikers Aimed Toward Education - Dedicated to Freedom of The Road. More details to be announced. *Join us for our Membership Meetings 7:30 PM on the third Wednesday of the month at VFW Post 8113 “The Chicken Coop” 299

January 21st-23rd . New York, New York Progressive International Motorcycle Show . Sponsored by International Motorcycle Shows. Held at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center. Doors open at 12:00 pm on Friday and 9:00 am on Saturday and 9:00 am on Sunday. The event includes a

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Leydecker Road West Seneca, NY 14224. February 5th-6th . ABATE of Oswego - Super Swap February 12th-13th . Syracuse Super Swap & Cycle Expo 11 . Featuring the bikes of The Cannon Ball! The largest motorcycle showcase & swap meet under one roof in the North East! Motorcycle Show. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not kidding! This is HUGE! Buy new, build a Re-cycle Cycle, restore & rebuild! Sat. 11am6pm, Sun. noon-5pm. Door prizes and cash awards for custom bikes! Motorcycle Show. Center of Progress Bldg. NYS Fairgrounds Syracuse, NY. LONG ISLAND January 21st-23rd . New York, New York Progressive International Motorcycle Show . Sponsored by International Motorcycle Shows Held at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center. Doors open at 12:00 pm on Friday and 9:00 am on Saturday and 9:00 am on Sunday. The event includes a bike show with three classes. The classes are free style, modified Harley and performance custom. Entry fee is $150.00 for the freestyle and Harley classes or $100.00 for the performance class. Trophies and cash awards will be given to winners. There will also be a stunt team, demo rides, exhibitors and more. For more information call (800) 331-5706, http:// www.motorcycleshows.com.

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ELECTRA FUNK By Debbie Landers

It has been four months of build time, start to finish. The first event was in Ohio 2009, then The Power of D.C. show in Maryland 2009, and I took best of show honors and second place in drag racing. We have filmed an episode of the speed channelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s TV show pastime. Vinnie from O.C.C. was the quest contestant on the show. The bike was cold and uncharged so it kind of went slow, but I did a huge burnout, the quietest ever according to the host Brett Wagner. I got a new sponsor called Eventics, using their controller called the Solution. I now use NIM Hinkle, a metal hybrid. Set the 144 volt lead acid record @ 1287 and now the new batteries at best of 11.9 @ 113 mph. Hope to get lithium batteries in the bike by next year with a bigger motor. Paint, body and motor were done by myself and Mike Glab and Ed Tucker are the electrical geniuses and Ryan Elderbroom is the all around crew chief. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the team Electrafunk Racing. We are on U-Tub and face book/Jeff Disinger Skinfunk Tattoo. I had the bike dyno tested at Chrome Cafe.

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BRET MICHAELS . CUSTOM BUILT TOUR The Morristown Community Theater . Morristown, NJ . November 27th, 2010

From the opening chords of the first song Talk Dirty to Me, when Bret Michaels leapt on to the stage for his vocals intro, the place went crazy! You are part of the Bret Michaels concert, he has you from the first chord on for the ninety minute party, as if you were hanging out at a huge house party, and feeling like he is playing just for you. I believe that’s part of why he endures. He’s not on stage faking it through songs, he seems to be having a good as a time as the whole audience, He connects to his audience, his music grabbing you as if to say, “Forget about the outside world!“, your worries and daily grind are left in the dust. I grew up in the 80’s and was always a fan of Poison and Bret Michaels’ music. It was a different, fun, free living time and the music reflected it. He still makes millions of new fans a year, and the concert was full of the young, the old, and everything in between, but for us who grew up with Poison and Bret, I can remember popping in Look What the cat Dragged In on cassette. Yes, I said cassette. It was just great, fun loving rock by people who actually wrote and played their own instruments, unlike today’s auto boxed voices and neatly packaged commercial crap. The show is in full swing as his past and current hits keep coming at ya, as the crowd sings each word and keeps up note for note along with Bret. You look around and see that everyone is just smiling, singing, and having the time of their lives. Those of us from the 80’s era have a different kind of look on our faces, like we have one foot in the now and one foot in the then, the 80’s and 90’s, wishing we had one night back from our youth, and Bret sure knows how to bring you back! That’s not to say he has lost a step on his new music. His latest CD, Custom Built, has Bret rocking and still showing us that his talent and vocals are as strong as ever with songs like Riding Against the Wind, Nothing to Lose, a duet with Miley Cyrus, Rock my Country, Driven, a cover of Sublime called, “What I Got,” and I’d Die for You. Bret’s interaction with the fans is constant throughout the entire show and you see on his face that the rough patch and almost walking through death’s door has had a life changing effect on him. He knows that life is short and he’s making the best with his second chance and enjoying every second of his life. He can’t hide it, it’s written on the big ole smile that never left his face the entire show. The fans

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wanted more and he came back out for the encore and gave us what we wanted… and what we all had already been having, Nothing But a Good Time. After the show, good friend and world renowned tattoo artist, Tattoo Tony, came out and (as if Bret isn’t a nice enough guy, great family man and father who gives to charities year round) they auctioned off the many t-shirts and hats that Bret had worn throughout the show for a children’s charity called Ada’s American Diabetes Association. Tony encouraged everyone to dig deep and help out these special kids. Bret has some generous fans out there! The next time Bret or Poison are in town and you want a night of great music and a great time, make sure you grab a ticket before they’re all gone! It was incredible!! Side note-- A very special thanks to Tattoo Tony for taking care of Fast Lane Biker NY and helping to provide us the space and access and for being a great friend and cool dude. Thanks Tony!! Look for our Shop Spot Light as I head down to Tattoo Tony’s shop for a Biker Sugar Skull from the man himself and bring you the entire tale of the Ink Master himself. To be seen right here in a future issue. And maybe, just maybe the next time Bret’s in town we can get him to sit down and interview and/or cover shoot with his favorite motorcycle and some models for our cover. What do you say Bret???? For more info on Bret, tour info, merchandise, etc, go to www.bretmichaels.com 14

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COUNTY LINE CHOPPERS Photos by Sedrick Mitchell, Johnnie Woods (AKA Mr. JW)

Company: Countyline Choppers Phone: 315-593-2992 shop Email: pat@countylinchoppers.com Web: www.countylinechoppers.com Photos: Sedrick Mitchell; Johnnie Woods (AKA Mr. JW) Bike: Twisted Year/Make: 2010 Countyline Choppers Fabrication: Countyline Choppers Assembly: Countyline Choppers Build time: 3 months Engine: 113 Ultima Cases: Ultima Rods: Ultima Pistons: Ultima Cylinders: Ultima Heads: Ultima Cam: Ultima Ignition: Ultima Carb: Mikuni Pipes: Countyline Choppers Air Cleaner: Velocity stack Transmission: Accessories unlimited Primary: Mid West

Clutch: Mid West Frame: Kraft tech/Countyline Choppers Rake: 38 deg Stretch: 2 up Forks: springer Fork length: stock Additional rake in trees: none Front wheel: DNA Rear wheel: DNA Front Tire (size and make): 120-21 Metzler Rear Tire (size and make): 200-18 Metzler Rear suspension: rigid Front Brake: DNA Rear Brake: DNA Fuel Tank: Kustom werks/Countyline Choppers Oil Tank: V-twin/Countyline Choppers Fenders: Countyline Choppers Handlebars: Countyline Choppers Risers: DNA Sissy bar: Countyline Choppers Headlight: Drag Specialties Taillight: Countyline Choppers Hand Controls: Joker Grips: Accessories unlimited

Foot Controls: Switchblade billet Pegs: Switchblade billet Electrical: Countyline Choppers Painter: JT customs Color: Oriental blue Graphics: JT customs Polishing and chroming: Browns

Electrical: Seat:

Countyline Choppers War eagle

Favorite aspect of bike: Raffle bike all proceeds go to Carol Baldwin breast cancer research Special thanks to: Laura Karle, Dinosaur BBQ, TJ Sheean & Budweiser, Carol Baldwin

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Jessica Bez n o t s g n i v i L Dana i r u o m e T & Arezoo

ORANGE COUNTY CHOPPERS

National Fallen Heroes Memorial Motorcycle

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REDNECK ENGINEERING Flaming Bagger

Model: Undresser Owner: 'Nobody' Frame Specs Up: -0 Out: 6 Rake: 36 degrees Gas Tank: Handmade Redneck Rear Fender: Woody’s Front Fender: Long Shots Front End: Mean Street Wide Glide Length: Stock Handle Bars: Custom VBars with Mold In Speedo Engine: HD Screamin’ Eagle Twin Cam 103” Trans: Baker 6 Speed RSD Primary: BDL Exhaust: Custom 2 Into 1 with High Temp Heat Tape Special Intake: Bad Ass Intake Stack Hand/Foot Controls: Performance Machine, Contour Black Front Wheel: DNA Front Tire: 120/70/21 Front Brake: HHI Rear Wheel: 18x10.5 Rear Tire: 300 Rear Brake: HHI

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NEW PRODUCTS FROM HARLEY-DAVIDSON ®

NEW DUNLOP WIDE WHITEWALL TIRES FOR SPORTSTER MODELS Old School Style Available in 19-Inch Front and 16-Inch Rear

Roll a Sportster® retro on new Wide Whitewall Dunlop® HarleyDavidson® D-401 Cruiser Tires (P/N 55193-10 100/90-19 front, $169.95; P/N 55192-10 150/80B16 rear, $222.95) from Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories®. The front tire features a 1.125-inch wide white stripe on the sidewall, while the rear has a 1.50-inch-wide stripe. These “wide whites” work with a variety of custom styles, especially when paired with classic black rims. Recognized as a world-leader in motorcycle tire design, engineering and manufacturing excellence, Dunlop® Tires have provided original equipment and service replacement tires for Harley-Davidson Motorcycles since 1984. The D401 Cruiser Tires feature an advanced tread pattern and specifically formulated compound to deliver outstanding grip in wet or dry weather, and to provide long tire life. Fits 2004-later Sportster models. NEW HARLEY-DAVIDSON CLEANING BRUSH KIT HELPS BIKES TO SHINE Three Brushes Designed to Get Dirt and Water Out of Tight Places The new Cleaning Brush Kit (P/N 94844-10, $29.95) from Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories helps make every corner of a motorcycle shine. Each of these three wood-handled cleaning brushes can be used to reach into tight places. The chamois brush gently scrubs in between engine fins or can be used after you rinse to soak up hard-to-reach water. The reverse-spiral brush is perfect for cleaning tire sidewalls, and the soft mop leaves chrome wheels streak-free. All brushes have vinyl-coated wires to prevent scratching. NEW HARLEY-DAVIDSON FUEL STABILIZER Provides 12 Months of Protection from Ethanol-Related Fuel Issues Ideal for winter storage, the new Harley-Davidson® Fuel Stabilizer (P/N 94874-10, $5.95) from Genuine Motor Accessories® keeps fuel fresh for up to 12 months. Blended with corrosion inhibiters, this fuel stabilizer is formulated to protect fuel tanks, fuel lines, carburetors and injectors from long-term exposure to the adverse affects of ethanol-blended fuel. It fights deposits that can accumulate as a result of ethanol-produced solvents, and acts as a demulsifier to eliminate condensation in the motorcycle fuel system. A four-ounce bottle treats 10 gallons of fuel.

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NEW 19-INCH AGITATOR FRONT WHEEL FOR HARLEY TOURING MODELS A Choice of Mirror Chrome or Contrast Chrome Finish The new 19-inch Agitator Front Wheel (P/N 55071-11 Mirror Chrome, $749.95; P/N 55070-11 Contrast Chrome, $549.95) was co-developed with Harley-Davidson Custom Vehicle Operations (CVO) specifically for Touring models. The Contrast Chrome version is original equipment on the 2011 CVO Street Glide, and is the largest-diameter front wheel offered by Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories. The 19-inch Agitator features seven forward-facing spokes spiraling from the custom hub. The spokes blend to the edge of the rim, minimizing the profile of the wheel to give it a lighter, open look. The fully-polished, Mirror Chrome finish throws flashes of light with every movement. The blackand-chrome Contrast Chrome finish adds a more sinister look to a custom ride. Pair these 19-inch front wheels with a matching Agitator rear wheel and Agitator front brake rotors. These cast-aluminum wheels have undergone hundreds of hours of realworld testing to meet the highest standards of performance and durability. Installation requires the separate purchase of model-specific Wheel Installation Kit and Brake Rotor-specific hardware. See an authorized HarleyDavidson dealer for details. Fits 2009-later Road King®, Road Glide® and Street Glide® models, except Trike.

NEW HARLEY-DAVIDSON ENGINE BRIGHTENER Rejuvenate Wrinkle Black Paint on Engine and Drivetrain Covers New Harley-Davidson® Engine Brightener (P/N 93600002, $14.95) from Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories is designed to restore faded wrinkle-black paint on engine and powertrain components. H-D® Engine Brightener refreshes and rejuvenates engine cases, cylinder fins, covers, or anywhere else the wrinkle black color has faded or lost its luster. This finish restorer cleans deep into the wrinkle black surface, and “moisturizes” the finish to return the original satin sheen. Just spray it on, let it soak in, and wipe away for a fresh look. Offered in a generous 12-ounce spray bottle.

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I GOT A FRIEND WHO KNOWS A GUY WHO... Well, here is another fifine ne mess you got me into, Ollie! It happened again, I don’t know how or why people do stuff like this. A guy brings an INDIAN motorcycle to the shop for repair, (one of those fake Indians) the problem, a blown head gasket on the front cylinder. Now, I have seen this bike before, good looking scooter, but been to all the wrong places. I bored these cylinders for this customer a few years ago after they were powder coated and the edges diamond cut. All that went along just fine. Problem happened when it went to the first guy to be put back together, working out of his garage. You get what you pay for or sometimes you don’t. anywho… together it went and, in a few short miles, a piston went south along with a lot of other parts. So that engine was trashed! With no warranty to go back on, off it goes to another repair guy who rebuilt the engine, stuck it back in the hole, and it ran fifine… ne… until it blew the fifirst rst head gasket. Back to the repair guy for new head gaskets. Notice I said gaskets. Well, here lies the problem. When the engine was rebuilt, copper head gaskets were used instead of composition gaskets. To make it worse yet, the head bolts were tightened to the retarted spec that is in the factory manual of 19 pounds, then turn the bolt 90 degrees. This I fifigured gured out when I saw the black marker on the head bolts, and the marker on the heads. So anyway, only one gasket was changed on the front leaving the copper gasket on the rear seemingly tightened the same way and in a few miles the result was the same. NEWS FLASH DUMMY!!!!! S&S wants their head pulled down to 40 pounds minimum! So upon the removal of the top end, the damage was poking me in the eyeball. The two different gaskets were of different thickness creating an unequal compression situation for one and the resulting damage to the cylinders and the studs is a direct result. Two of the front head bolts were fifinger nger tight under the rocker box, so I started to look around. The two studs on the 2 loose head bolts didn’t measure at the right height. Looking closer, I saw that the stud stop shoulders were up from the case a little bit. Not all that uncommon. They do sometimes come loose while taking the head bolts off. So we get the proper tool to set them back to the case. Not a problem… but they did not feel right. As it turns out, they had pulled the threads out of the case, letting the bolts loose. This could have happened from being overtightened which, in this case, I don’t think so. Or the bolts not being torqued enough and, while warming up or under full running load, let the head and the cylinder move, rocking the studs and pulling them up. That could explain the front gasket problem but the back gasket is another story. The copper gasket used here, as you can see in the pictures, was not a full face gasket. This means that the gasket did not cover the entire sealing surface on the head or the cylinder and it too was puked when it came apart. Not the correct gasket for the job. What the fuck are people thinking when they do dumb shit like this!! This kind of shit gets my German up. If you don’t know what you are doing and can’t do it right, leave it alone. This guy has spent a lot of money on this bike and still has a ton of problems. (That getting the job done cheaper stuff comes back to bite you in the ass every time.) So, on the rear cylinder gasket surface, from the copper gasket, somehow has an impression of the gasket in it that you can see in the pictures which is deep enough to keep the right gasket from sealing. NOW we have a real problem. If you surface the cylinder deck, you have compression

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issues, you have piston deck height issues, cylinder stud issues, and a ton of crap to figure on. ALL THIS could have been avoided if you stay within your limits. Repairing the studs is not that hard of a job, it just takes time. And if you repair one or two, you better remove the other six and make sure they are good. If not, you will be seeing that engine again and, chances are, that repair bill will be on you. So, we are going to get set-up to do the stud repair which will be in part two of this article. We will go through setting up the drill jig, prepping the engine to keep all the metal out of it, what we are gonna do about the impression in the rear cylinder, and the right way to reassemble the top end. I just had to show you this mess because I just could not believe anyone could be this stupid and have tools!!!! Have seen a lot of crazy shit in this field and this is one of them! I feel better now… it’s the end of the day, it’s hotter than Hell, think I’ll go jump in the pool with my little floating cooler and think about the day… Yeah…right!!!!!!!! See ya, j.p.fager

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ORANGE COUNTY CHOPPERS

NATIONAL FALLEN HEROES MEMORIAL MOTORCYCLE

Newburgh, NY - The cool November rain pattered steadily against the windshield as we pulled up to the massive complex that made up Orange County Choppers (OCC) and despite the wet and fog-laden conditions, the energy inside the vehicle rose to an exciting level. Once we found a place to park, all ten models, along with the drivers, jumped out as if we were a group of ten year olds at an amusement park, and the place did not disappoint! Sounds of thrilled chatter and laughter filled the half-filled lot and drowned out the suitcase wheels tagging behind and soon we were all inside the impressive, large building, looking around like kids in a candy shop. The first thing we noticed was the large, decorated holiday tree, among the racks of tee-shirts, pants and lit cases containing various items at the gift check out. Then there are the bikes. Lining the entire gift shop were all the favorites, and then some. We didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know which way to go at first, so like foot soldiers, we split up and spanned out, pulling our cameras and cell phones to take shots of our favorites, which proved to be extremely difficult since we loved them all! There, near the front doors were the infamous POW/MIA, Black Widow, N.Y. Jets, Yankees and Giants bikes, along with several others that have been the pinnacle of the OCC company and television series. At the back of the gift shop sat an immaculate, holly berry red chopper, complete with four-point antlers, towing a sleigh full of gifts - the perfect and stylish way for our modern day Santa to travel. After about fifteen minutes of exploring the gift shop area, some of us caught a glimpse of Paul Sr. through the slit of a window across the way where the main shop was located, making faces. We shared a laugh, then waited for someone to greet us so we could set up our area for the photo shoot. Shortly thereafter, we were brought down to the location of our shoot in OCCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s parking garage. In the far right corner, a white wall backdrop which cradled sand-colored, sharp angled chopper, beckoning for some warmth. One by one our models answered the call, straddling the bike with ease for the camera.

Despite the limited time Paul Sr. had, he found a way to fit us all into his busy schedule, even posing with our Media/Event Manger Vic Trippodo and his adorable four year old daughter Alona Trippodo who thought the world of the hulking man. Paul Sr. certainly was the gentleman, playing the honorable host with a smile to make sure everyone in his shop felt welcome. Overall, we had an amazing time and should you find your way near Newburgh, New York, make certain you take the thruway exit 17 and give OCC a few minutes of time. By Linda Baldwin

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Name: Marissa Sanchez Age if you dare: 33 Occupation: Bilingual Office Assistant in an elementary school. Where do you live: Westchester County, NY What do you ride: 2009 Harley-Davidson Street Glide in Sunglow Red and a 2005 GSX-R 1000 in Black and Red. How long have you been riding: Since 2004 Who influenced you? My cousins, brother and boyfriend and anyone who ever said ‘but why?’ or ‘You’re a girl.’ Self taught or classes? Classes Favorite ride route? Anywhere there is beautiful scenery and no traffic. Country or city rider? Country Favorite bar, grill or restaurant Any diner because you can have your choice of breakfast, lunch or dinner. LOL!! Favorite event you have attended: Adirondack Rendezvous and Northeast State HOG Rally. Bug or windshield? Either but for long trips I prefer a windshield. Anything else you’d like to share? For anyone interested in riding I would suggest taking classes. When looking for a motorcycle get something that fits you and feels comfortable and when you finally get out on the road go at your own pace, DON’T let people take you out of your comfort zone. Enjoy! See you on the road!

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Name: Carlos Laboy Age: 39 Occupation: Village of Rye Brook DPW What do you ride: 2009 HD Ultra in Black Ice/Blue Ice Who inﬂuenced you? Too many to list. Favorite ride route and why? Route 22. Just goes for miles and miles. Country rider or city rider? Country. Favorite event you have attended in the last year? Americade, Lake George, NY. In the last 5 years? Adirondack Rendezvous Your dream bike would be? My bike now with just a little more HP. Favorite bar grill or restaurant? Dinosaur BBQ, NYC. Words of wisdom for new riders? Take it slow, the roads will be there. Take an MSS class. Looking forward to what in 2011? Meeting new riders young or old. Bug or windshield? Windshield for those long trips, none around town.

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I DON’T KNOW M.C. 13TH ANNUAL TURKEY RUN

To Benefit the St. John of God Outreach Center in Central Islip . November 21st, 2010 The day started out with bagels, coffee, donuts and other breakfast treats to warm you up on a slightly chilly day. There were about a dozen monster trucks, customized beauties to help escort the run and Archie from Kick Start Towing to bring up the rear in case of any stranded motorcycles. The parking lots on the left and right of Formula One Motorsports were packed and everyone was catching up and having a great time already and looking forward to the day ahead. Around 12:30 everyone was off and roaring down the Sunrise Highway. The end spot for this year’s run was the VFW in Brentwood, which had the parking lot filled with vendors and bike builders such as Chaos Cycles, Hellbent Choppers and a few others. The band was playing away and everyone lined up for the great spread of food. There was everything from Chicken Marsala to sausage and peppers. The food crew was really on the ball, bringing endless trays and working their tails off. Hats off! I enjoyed the food and then some hot coffee to keep me warm. It was nice to see most of the clubs coming out to help this great cause. I enjoyed talking to everyone and having some laughs. There was a 50/50 and it seemed like 2 dozen gift baskets to be raffled off. A lot of people walked away a winner that day. The I Don’t Know M.C. has a great club and this November tradition is organized so professionally. The club is filled with great people who work hard to make sure other people’s Thanksgiving is a happy one. I have started to get to know the Club well, and they’re always willing to lend a helping hand and are always out and about at most events. I thank Jerry and the club for having me down and for becoming friends with me and Fast Lane Biker NY. I enjoyed the whole day and can’t wait till next year’s run. Hope we have an invite back! Mark your calendars for next year’s Turkey Run and other events the club has, and you can be sure you will have a great time. By Frank D.

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Here are some of the best dishes from 2010 that didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make the magazine. Enjoy! Remember, Ride safe and Always EAT WELL! Chef FatBoy, Melody and Family The Fast Lane: Cheddarburger Loaf . Submitted by: Kent Liber, Pa. Ingredients 1 1/2 pounds ground beef 1 1/2 cups cheddar cheese 1 cup bread crumbs 1 egg 1/2 cup onion, minced 1/4 cup Heinz 57 sauce 1/4 cup milk 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Combine all ingredients. Form a loaf. Bake at 350 degrees F for one hour. Squash, Zucchini and Green Tomatoes . Submitted by: Helen Booth, UK Ingredients: 8 c. squash, sliced 2 c. onion, sliced 1 tbsp. salt 1/2 c. green pepper, diced 1 c. cider vinegar 1 3/4 c. sugar 1/2 tsp. celery seed 1/2 tsp. mustard seed Directions: Combine squash and onion; sprinkle with salt. Let stand 1 hour. Combine green peppers, vinegar, sugar, celery seed and mustard seed, and bring to boil. Add squash and onions to hot mixture, and return to a boil. Pack in hot jars and seal. Makes 2 quarts. Do green tomatoes and zucchini same way. Chili Meatloaf and Potato Casserole . Submitted by: Jake Knight, NY.

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Ingredients 1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef 3/4 cup onion, finely chopped 1/3 cup Saltine cracker crumbs 1 egg, slightly beaten 3 tablespoons milk 1 tablespoon chili powder 3/4 teaspoon salt 3 cups prepared mashed potatoes 1 can (11 oz.) whole kernel corn with red and green peppers, drained 1/4 cup thinly sliced green onions 1/2 to 1 cup shredded taco seasoned cheese Directions: Heat oven to 375 degrees F. In large bowl, combine meatloaf ingredients (up to and including salt), mixing lightly but thoroughly; gently press into bottom of 9 inch square baking pan. Bake 20 to 25 minutes or until no longer pink and juices run clear. Carefully pour off drippings. Meanwhile in medium bowl , combine all remaining ingredients except cheese. Spread over meatloaf to edges of pan; sprinkle with cheese. Broil 3 to 4 inches from heat 3 to 5 minutes or until top is lightly browned; cut into 6 rectangular servings. 42

BBQ Potato Cheese Meatloaf . Submitted by: Norman Daley, Pa. Ingredients 2 pounds ground beef 4 slices bread; crumbled 2 cups baked beans 2 eggs; or substitute 1 cup BBQ sauce 1/4 cup mustard 1/4 cup ketchup 2 cups mashed potatoes 1 cup cheese Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Mash up the baked beans. Mix everything together except the potatoes and the cheese. Add more liquid or bread as needed to reach desired consistency. Press mixture into the bottom and around sides of two 9x5-inch loaf pans, leaving a large trough in the center. Reserve about 1-1/2 cups of mixture to cover top with. Fill troughs of each meatloaf with mashed potatoes. Cut cheese into cubes, or grate, and put this on top of the potatoes. Cover potatoes and cheese with reserved meat mixture. Bake for 1 hour at 350 degrees F. Honey Mustard Grilled Chicken . Submitted by: Ronnie Newman, NY. Ingredients 1/3 cup Dijon mustard 1/4 cup honey 2 tablespoons mayonnaise 1 teaspoon steak sauce 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves Directions: Preheat the grill for medium heat. In a shallow bowl, mix the mustard, honey, mayonnaise, and steak sauce. Set aside a small amount of the honey mustard sauce for basting, and dip the chicken into the remaining sauce to coat. Lightly oil the grill grate. Grill chicken over indirect heat for 18 to 20 minutes, turning occasionally, or until juices run clear. Baste occasionally with the reserved sauce during the last 10 minutes. Watch carefully to prevent burning! Rosemaryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Rosemary Ranch Chicken Kabobs . Submitted by: Rosemary Grant, NY. Ingredients 1/2 cup olive oil 1/2 cup ranch dressing 3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 1 tablespoon minced fresh rosemary 2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon lemon juice 1 teaspoon white vinegar 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper, or to taste 1 tablespoon white sugar, or to taste (optional) 5 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into 1 inch cubes Directions: In a medium bowl, stir together the olive oil, ranch dressing, Worcestershire sauce, rosemary, salt, lemon juice, white vinegar, pepper, and sugar. Let stand for 5 minutes. Place chicken in the bowl, and stir to coat with the marinade. Cover and refrigerate for 30 minutes. Preheat the grill for medium-high heat. Thread chicken onto skewers and discard marinade. Lightly oil the grill grate. Grill skewers for 8 to 12 minutes, or until the chicken is no longer pink in the center, and the juices run clear. 43

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THE WHO CARES COMMITTEE’S 25TH ANNUAL TOYS FOR TOTS Sponsored by Cavalier and Associates Law Firm Although this day was a wet one, it didn’t stop everyone from coming out to support the children and make their Christmas special. My son and I braved the torrential downpour and met everyone at the Sears in Hicksville, the starting point of the run. We talked to Billy, Archie, and Tom Mele and got ready to head on over to the VFW while the toys were delivered. What a great event! Hats off to Billy from the Who Cares Committee and his crew for putting on the event and to Tom Mele and Cavalier and Associates for sponsoring it. We dried out our shoes at the hall and waited for the caravan of people to arrive. The band played and the food was laid out just in time, we were cold, wet, and hungry and needed some delicious hot food! We sat down and ate and had some laughs with Archie and his family and Dave and Dee from Big Boar Cycles. Before the event was over Tom Anpice announced that Cavalier and Associates had donated an extra $1,000 to the cause on top of an already generous donation! What a great group of folks! We had some cup cakes, said our goodbyes, and wished everyone a Happy Holiday. Till next year! Don’t miss this event and chance to help the kids out. By Frank D

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