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OCTOBER EVENTS

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OCTOBER 2016 • Vol. 15 ISSUE 10

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Hello everybody and welcome to the October issue of Fast Lane Biker. There is still a lot of good riding weather in the Northeast. October’s calendar is packed with some really great events. It seems like October is for lack of a better term, the new September. It seems to be that every year more new events are in October. Well why not? It’s a good of a time as any... I guess.

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20th Anniversary ROAR TO THE SHORE

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Sept 8-11. 2016 • WILDWOOD, NJ

ape Classics Motorcycle Club presents one of the largest 3 day motorcycle rallies in the Northeast! Motorcycle vendors, food and merchandise vendors, live entertainment and activities surrounding the Wildwoods Convention Center.

What makes Roar to the Shore a crowd favorite, besides the fact that it’s free? It’s centralized location. Wildwood, New Jersey is located 150 miles or less from most major east coast cities; including, Philadelphia, New York, Baltimore and Washington D.C. - there’s no need to trailer your bikes to this rally. Once you’re here, just sit back, relax and enjoy the festivities. Bike Shows, stunt shows, live entertainment, Rubber Duck Boardwalk Ride and Harley Davidson Motorcycle Give Away, Light Up The Night LED Bike Show; a Custom Boardwalk Bike Show and more!

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Christina is 33years old and resides in Felton, Delaware. She is a dental assistant and model, loves Italian food and NFL Football (“Goooo Steelers!!!”). She’s posing on top of the “Orange Blunt”, a 2008 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14.

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SPECIFICATIONS CURB WEIGHT 822 LBS / 373 KG DISPLACEMENT 106 CI / 1,731 CC OIL CAPACITY 5.0 QTS / 4.73 LTR ENGINE & DRIVETRAIN BATTERY 12 VOLTS / 18 AMP HOURS CHARGING SYSTEM 48 AMPS MAX OUTPUT COMPRESSION RATIO 9.4:1 COOLING AIR / OIL DRIVE/DRIVEN CLUTCH WET, MULTI-PLATE EXHAUST SPLIT DUAL EXHAUST WITH CROSSOVER FUEL SYSTEM ELECTRONIC FUEL INJECTION WITH DUAL 45MM THROTTLE BODY TRANSMISSION/FINAL DRIVE CARBON FIBER REINFORCED BELT

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TRANSMISSION/PRIMARY DRIVE GEAR DRIVE WITH TORQUE COMPENSATOR TRANSMISSION TYPE 6-SPEED OVERDRIVE CONSTANT MESH BORE X STROKE (MM) 101 X 108 MM ENGINE TYPE 4-STROKE 50° V-TWIN SUSPENSION FRONT SUSPENSION INVERTED CARTRIDGE TELESCOPIC FORK, 43 MM DIAMETER, 5.1 IN / 130 MM TRAVEL REAR SUSPENSION SINGLE, MONO-TUBE GAS, CAST ALUMINUM WITH CONSTANT RATE LINKAGE, 4.4 IN / 113 MM TRAVEL, AIR ADJUSTABLE BRAKES BRAKE SYSTEM TYPE CONVENTIONAL W/ ABS FRONT BRAKES DUAL 300MM FLOATING ROTOR WITH 4-PISTON CALIPERS REAR BRAKES 300MM FLOATING ROTOR WITH 2-PISTON CALIPER

CLIMB ON AND PLUG INTO 10 SPEAKERS BLASTING 200 WATTS POWERED BY A 106 CUBIC IN V-TWIN. TIRES / WHEELS FRONT TIRES 120/70R 21 DUNLOP ELITE 3 FRONT WHEEL BILLET 21 X 3.5” REAR TIRES 180/60R 16 DUNLOP ELITE 3 REAR WHEEL BILLET 16 X 5.0” DIMENSIONS FUEL CAPACITY (LITRES) 5.8 GAL / 22 LTR GVWR 1,310 LBS / 594 KG GROUND CLEARANCE 5.3 IN / 135 MM RAKE/TRAIL 29˚ / 5.6 IN / 142 MM SEAT HEIGHT 25.7 IN / 654 MM WHEELBASE 65.7 IN / 1670 MM OVERALL LENGTH (IN./MM.) 104.6 IN / 2,657 MM

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A LOOK BACK IN TIME...

WITH ‘PULSATING PAULA’

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Young Boy Dreams

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We met each other A lifetime ago And grew to respect Each other as Bro's The Patch on your back The man you've become Your family tree Strong branches have grown Respect you have earned Through blood sweat and tears Thousands of miles Shifting through gears One day you saw This Brother was down And handed him keys To the ride that you owned That selfless gesture And kindness you showed Will be remembered forever In the soul of this Bro Two Wheels and Open Roads My Brother and Friend © Sorez Road Scribes Of America ™ The Other Side of the Line ... Two fingers down to all who ride... on the other side of the line. Keep both wheels sound...rollin' smooth... You goin' your way, me goin' mine... All of us riding...going directions... given to us by fate... Never too early to change them, 'long as we keep ridin' straight... Do enjoy all...the ride has to offer... taking in the view... Some may envy...or mis-judge you... Others haven't a clue... Watch out ahead...looking for crazies... Catching the warning sign... Animals, cagers...or some insanity... on the other side of the line... ... © Panhead Rod - RSOA™

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While growing up, a young boy of ten Dreamed of riding a Harley-Davidson He watched his dad wrench on an old knucklehead I hope that will be mine one day he said His father told him he needed to learn The biker code and that respect is earned He taught his son about old school styles Of choppers and bobbers he had ridden for miles The young boy listened and took it all in His dad told road stories to him and his friends Dad’s road name was Double Jack, also his drink He had scars and tattoos with sun faded ink Dad just bought the young boy a Shovelhead roller The young boy said one day I’ll ride her like I stole her The next few years he learned to ride On old Jap bikes with his buddies by his side The biker code had been learned from lessons had Respect earned even if only from Dad Some happy tears were shed along the way Keep the rubber side down Dad would always say That young man turned sixteen the other day That Knucklehead and Shovelhead rode together away That Harley-Davidson he had dreamed of for years Was built with lessons learned, respect, and happy tears They now sit and talk of miles they share The garage now has an old 66 Harley Sprint in there Dad had another boy after a little while The young man and Dad just look at him and smile They can’t wait to teach him the biker code Help him wrench on that Sprint and share stories of the road Mom loves her little Harley-Davidson family Said, can you buy a brand new Sportster for me

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Events

Calen dar Calendar

October 1ST

Bikers for Boobies

Sponsored by Allegiance LEMC The poker run starts at the Middletown VFW Post 2197, 1 Veterans Lane in Port Monmouth at 11:30 am. For more information call (732) 921-0522

Hunterdon County Hog Charity Ride for Veteran’s Haven North

The ride starts at the Williams Harley Davidson, 1100 US Highway 22 West in Lebanon. Registration is from 9:00 am until 10:30 am. There will be food and music. For more information call (908) 334-0358

Fall Flying Festival Car, Truck, and Motorcycle Club

Sponsored by Cassie Gail Studio The bike show is being held at the Chester County Airport, 1 Earhard Drive in Coatesville starting at 10:00 am. Admission is free for spectators. There will be food, aircraft displays, music, monster truck rides, and trophies for the bike show. For more information call (717) 926-0934

October 2ND Bikers for Bini

Sponsored by Harley Davidson of Staten Island, Ray Catena Auto Group, and Gotham Motorcycles The ride starts at the Staten Island Mall, 2655 Richmond Avenue in Staten Island. Registration begins at 9:00 am and the motorcycles go out at 11:00 am. There will be a car show, music, food, vendors, and entertainment. This is a family-friendly event. For more information call (718) 412-185

Fall Foliage Motorcycle Run and Party

Sponsored by VALOR Clinic Foundation The ride starts at the Pocono Mountain Harley Davidson, 4300 Manor Drive in Stroudsburg and ends in Gilbert. Registration begins at 10:00 am and the motorcycles go out at 12:00 pm. The fee is $20.00 per rider and $5.00 per passenger if registered in advance or $25.00 per rider and $10.00 per passenger the day of the event. There will be food, music, and a bike show with three trophies. A $10.00 donation is

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required for entry into the bike show. The proceeds will go to funding a homeless Veteran recovery program at Paul’s House in western Monroe County. For more information call

(570) 534-8099

Officer David M. Petzold 10th Annual Motorcycle Event

Sponsored by the Schaeffers Harley Davidson and the Chuck’s Auto Salvage The ride starts at the Emmaus Community Park, 1401 Shimerville Road in Emmaus. Registration is from 9:00 am until 11:00 am. The ride fee is $20.00 per person. There will be a picnic and entertainment

Frost on the Pumpkin BlueKnights NJXV Annual Poker Run and Family BBQ The ride starts at McDonalds, 3140 New Jersey 35 in Hazlet. Registration is from 9:00 am to 11:00 am. Online regsitration is available. All motorcycles are welcome. The ride fee is $15.00 for the rider and $10.00 for a passenger if pre-registered. On the day of the ride the fee is $20.00 for the rider and $15.00 for a passenger. The ride fee includes food at the end of the ride. The ride ends in Toms River with food, door prices, music, and more. Awards will be given for oldest and youngest participant, the person who came the longest distance, and best represented club.

2 nd Annual

Motorcycle Run

Sponsored by Central Jersey Old Timers MC. The ride starts at Pop Warner field, 915 Kenneth Avenue in South Plainfield. Registration is from 9:00 am to 11:00 am. Motorcycles go out on the 60 mile, escorted ride at 11:00 am. The ride fee is $20.00 for the rider and $10.00 for a passenger. The ride ends with a barbeque, band, vendors, door prizes, 50/50 drawing, raffle, a bike show, and a trophy awarded for best represented club. In case of rain the event will be held on Saturday, October 8th. For more information call (908) 405-7753

Ride to Rebuild

Sponsored by St. Johns #115 Masonic Riding Club The ride starts at Adelphia Restaurant, 1750 Clements Bridge Road in Deptford. The escorted ride begins at 8:30 an and will end in wildwood. For more information call (215) 669-1451

Good Season Ride, Barbeque, and Bonfire

The ride begins at the McDermott’s Harley-Davidson, 4294 State Route 4 in Fort Ann at 12:00 pm. There ride will end with a barbeque and a bonfire. For more information call (518) 746-9303

Ride for Autism 2016

Sponsored by Village of Wappingers Falls PBA. The ride starts at the Mid-Hudson Subaru, 1715 Route 9 in Wappingers Falls. Registration is from 10:00 am until 12:00 pm and the motorcycles go out at 12:30 pm. A portion of the proceeds will benefit Autism Speaks Inc

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I am for the Child... Charity Poker Run 2016

Sponsored by C.A.S.A & B.A.C.A. The Cambria/Somerset-Court Appointed Special Advocates (C.A.S.A.) and The Laurel Highlands Chapter of Bikers Against Child Abuse (B.A.C.A.) are partnering together once again to raise awareness of child abuse and neglect in our community. Come help us ride out against child abuse! This scenic 80 mile ride will allow you to enjoy the beautiful Laurel Highlands in full color. Location: Jim & Jimmies Bar & Grill, 3900 Old Somerset Pike, Johnstown, PA 15905 Contact: Kelly - 814-539-1919 kadomnik@beginningsinc.org

10th Annual Bucks Ride for Heroes The Ride for Heroes is a police escorted poker style run, that

starts and ends, at the Bensalem Municipal Complex. During the ride we will cover approximately 65 miles through beautiful upper Bucks County with one stop in New Hope / Solebury area. When we return a food court consisting of local Bucks County restaurants will be waiting to provide everyone a wonderful lunch while we distribute prizes ranging from flat screen televisions to the most popular motorcycle cleaning products on the market. Oh yeah, we also run a 50/50 chance which a participant walked away with over $700 at last year’s event! 2400 Byberry Road, Bensalem, PA 19020. www.bucksrideforheroes.com

October 15TH

Pink Your Ride for Motorcyclists Increasing Awareness Sponsored by Brian’s Harley-Da-

vidson. The ride starts at the Brian’s Harley-Davidson, 600 South Flowers Mill Road in Langhorne.

Registration is from 9:00 am until 10:00 am and the motorcycles go out at 10:30 am. The ride fee is $20.00 per person. There will be music, lunch, and prizes. The proceeds will benefit the local Saint Mary Breast Center

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5TH Annual Dann Manela Memorial Ride Sponsored by Brian’s Harley-Davidson, 600 South Flowers Mill Road in Langhorne. The ride starts and ends at the Brian’s Harley-Davidson, 600 South Flowers Mill Road in Langhorne. 50 mile ride through scenic Bucks County. Ticket price include patch & lunch $20/rider, $15/passenger, $10/ lunch ONLY Raffles, 50/50 during luncheon Rain or Shine Event.

The River Run

Sponsored by Trapanis racing, Captains Inn Tiki Bar, The ride starts at Forked River Fire House, 127 Oak Street in Forked River. Registration is from 9:00 am to 11:00 am. The ride fee is $20.00 for the rider and $10.00 for a passenger. The poker run will go through the pine barrens and end in Forked River with a barbeque, band, door prizes and more. Proceeds to benefit the Forked River Vol. Fire Dept. For more information call (732) 598-9414

October 23RD Cycle Billy Bash 3

Sponsored by Factory Fuel Co, Precision Care Detailing, Lopshire Photography LLC, Deathbed Edition, and the Vagrant Revival Co The bike show will be held at the Stangl Facotry, 2 Stangl Road in Flemington. Registration begins at 12:00 pm. All entries must be completed by 1:45 pm. Bikes will be judged and trophies will be awarded for the Best Classic, Chopper, Cafe Racer, and Best in Show. For more information call (908) 824-7824

October 30TH

34th Annual Toy Run Sponsored by A.B.A.T.E. of the

Garden State Donation: $15.00 per Person, $12.00 per Passenger NEW, UN-WRAPED TOY Supporting American Recreational Military Services (ARMS) benefiting the “Little Soldiers” Final Destination: VFW Post 1616, 1940 N Black Horse Pike, Williamstown VFW GATES OPEN from Noon – 4 PM. events@gardenstateabate.org Frank (609) 870-3979 or Maryann (609) 617-8518

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am going to break away from my usual fare and chart some new ground this month. Before doing so, let me be clear: The opinions you are about to read are mine only. They are not the opinions of this magazine, its owner/editor, its staff or its advertis-

ers. They are mine, and mine alone. This once Great Nation is at a crossroads. I see this year’s Presidential Election as crucial to the core concepts that made this Nation what it is today: Freedom, Liberty, Equal Justice Under the Law, and the Right to the Pursuit of Happiness. We live in an age where the most outrageous acts of treason and outright lies are reported in sound bites which are then drowned out in the rest of the usual news of the day, all to the point that we are numb to the fact that America is being, as President Obama pledged to do before he took office, “fundamentally transformed”. I will be voting for Donald Trump for President. A few of my reasons why follow. First, in discussing the Presidential Election with many friends on both sides of the political aisle, I have come to the realization that the main reason I will vote for Trump is because, to this day, I am not sure who hates the man more, the Democratic Party or the Republican Establishment. The Democrats hate him for being a conservative Republican, that I get. But the Republican Establishment continues to attack Trump at a level that is unprecedented. Jeb Bush, Lindsey Graham, John Kaisch and Ted Cruz have all, to a man, broken their pledge to support the Republican Nominee, whoever it was. The arrogance of their defalcation is an outrage. They each received the benefit of millions upon millions of dollars in information from the RNC, yet you hear nary a word about it from the mainstream media, including, sadly, Fox News. These men should be tarred and feathered on a daily basis for their fraud. So soon we forget how each of these men sought out and petitioned Trump for his endorsement. Remember Mitt Romney? He begged and begged Trump for his endorsement, and ultimately Trump endorsed Romney when he became the Republican Nominee. How does Romney explain his 180 degree about face? No one bothers to ask that hard question nor the myriad follow up questions. Why not? Second, the economy. It seems to me that, almost every time the parties come together, the middle class gets screwed, hard. Look around your town. York was a booming manufacturing center until the 90’s. With the exception of Harley Davidson, almost all of those job are gone, outsourced from the USA, which started with NAFTA. The few manufacturers that are left are emaciated, almost ghostly shadows of their former selves. The jobs gone our population nevertheless continues to grow, with fewer and fewer workers to pay the taxes that likewise continually increase. We need to recapture our manufacturing base. True, Trump proposes a 35% import tax. And, true, we have always been taught that trade wars ultimately end up hurting the nation that imposes the import tax. But here’s the rub, the statement about import taxes presumes an even playing field, which we have not had since the 90s. We have been at war, albeit an economic war, since the 90s, and we’re losing, badly. When I ride I always ride the back roads, which takes me through town after town like York, in state after state, and the empty storefronts, warehouses and business are ubiquitous. If Trump cuts corporate taxes the billions of dollars that companies have held offshore will come pouring back into this nation, which, coupled with an import tax, will effectively guarantee the overnight creation of jobs for the millions of people who have given up on working. With plenty of jobs, wages will inevitably increase as employers have to effectively bid for the best employees. Third, immigration and our borders. I have ridden the Texas / Mexico border for close to half of its length. Nice ride. Gorgeous country. The “fence” is a shit show. I have friends who fence their gardens better than we fence the border with Mexico. Seriously. I spoke with folks who live along that border. The crime is off the chart. Once again, nothing happens because the parties are in cahoots with one another. The Democrats get the votes (yes Virginia, illegals vote) and the Republican Establishment gets cheap labor for its corporate

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BY ATTORNEY STEVE STAMBAUGH donors. True it’s illegal to hire illegals but when did you last hear about a single employer going to jail for hiring illegal aliens? Once again, the media, Fox included, is silent. Trump will clip a huge percentage of illegals by simply deporting the criminals we catch. I get crash case after crash case with illegals driving with no license and no insurance because they don’t care. They don’t care because nothing will happen to them when they get caught. Nothing. That has to change. We have immigration laws on the books which our own President has directed all federal agencies to ignore and not follow. Think about that. One man has eviscerated laws passed by Congress and signed by prior Presidents. Arizona, through former Governor Jan Brewer, responded by saying that the state would enforce federal immigration law if the Feds wouldn’t do it and then Obama’s Justice Department went into Court and stopped them. You can’t make this up. Fourth, terrorism / security. We have had attack after attack in the Homeland and yet we’re told that everything is ok. As I write this article we just saw 3 bombs in NY/NJ (2 went off and 1 failed to explode) coupled with a knife attack in a Minnesota shopping mall by a knife wielding Jihadist yelling “Allah Akbar” and questioning victims whether they were Muslims so he could determine who got the knife and yet we have to “question” his motive? Are you kidding me? Trump said that the explosions in NY/NJ were “bombs” (he was right as we later found out) and the news story is that he jumped the gun. I have a news flash for you, the Terrorists are here, and have blended into our society. We will be reaping the “rewards” of President Obama’s immigration and lack of a national defense for a decade or more to come, Trump is right about that. ISIS is not and never was a JV Team. Fifth, the Clinton lies. I could write a whole article just about this one topic. 33,000 emails gone, deleted and purged clean while under a Federal Subpoena? Everyone but Hillary goes to jail for that. Period. And for a long hitch. The Clinton Foundation? Hundreds of millions of dollars donated. For what? With some 10-20% being paid out to various charities? And it’s ok? And Chelsea, she gets just shy of a million dollar a year salary to “run” the charity? Last, the Second Amendment. The Founding Fathers saw the Second Amendment as the most important of all the Amendments. It exists to preserve our ability to protect ourselves against our own government, exactly like what our Founders had just done in freeing the Colonies from British Rule. If we lose the right to keep and bear arms, we are slaves. The Supreme Court’s Heller decision, and the decisions that followed, were 5 to 4 decisions. Justice Scalia is dead. His replacement will either vote for, or against, the Right to Keep and Bear Arms. The same is true of all decisions challenging Presidential actions. President Obama was overruled and shot down by the Supreme Court more than any other President in our Nation’s history, because he repeatedly exceeded his constitutional powers. Imagine a Supreme Court that simply rubber-stamps Presidential excesses. We will have a King, or in Hillary’s case a Queen, but regardless of the gender, we will be ruled by one. This one issue, who will select Justice Scalia’s replacement, is reason enough in my mind to vote Trump. Vote how you will but I am voting Trump. If you’re still undecided, join me at YCHDOA’s 20th Annual Toy Run to the Penn State at Hershey Children’s Hospital. Check out the full page ad in this issue for details or the website (www.ychdoa.com) and look me up at the Event. I can talk for hours on this topic. And again, as always, if you haven’t joined ABATE, do so. They are the Biker’s Voice in Harrisburg.

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