Fast Lane Biker NY - Aug. Issue

AUGUST 2010 VOL 3 ISSUE 3

B&M PERFORMANCE ‘BALL BUSTER’

KOZAK KUSTOMS ‘BACK STREET NIGHTMARE’ Babe of the Month Jessica featuring Bruce Levens’ 2007 Iron Horse Texas Chopper

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Letter from the Publisher

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o clear up some confusion on last months last 2 sentences about a publication that lets clubs scare businesses into advertising... It was not meant for anyone or any businesses on Long Island, it was about someone else and another publication completely and we apologize to the person who thought is was about them and their new job with new publication. We here at Fast Lane Biker NY are happy when our friends expand their business and brand, we wish the best for them always. We don’t subscribe to the notion that if you're friends with one publication you can't be with another or cover the others event, that’s childish. We are happy for our friend and we always wish him the best and he does great work in the biker world

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Fast Lane Biker NY supports the Biker Low Down Show 100%.

We sponsored and attended the Ride for the Cure with Lamination Preservation and Larry with the Marine Tribute Bike. Hats off to Voc from NY Motorcycle Shows for putting on a great event and helping a great cause in Breast Cancer research.

This year is going by in a flash, there are plenty of great deals on motorcycles, parts, and to have some great work done on your motorcycle, see the ads on the inside of the magazine for the places for all the above. Support our advertisers as they support us, bringing you this great magazine.

We have so many events to attend or are involved with in August, its going to be great month. We are expanding and adding new content as always... We picked up a great new Sales Rep in the Norwich area, Johnny Q, see his info on the List of Culprits page. Johnny is going to rock Western NY and be covering a lot of great events for us. Call him to advertise your business in Western NY State.

We are now back to bringing our readers a great cartoon by Rob Campbell called, “Keeping up with Jones”.

Please support Rob and check out his site at www.cartoonthunder.com, Rob is amazing.

New York’s Biggest, Best, Baddest Motorcycle Magazine!!

Until next month... Keep your knees in the breeze!

Frank and Nancy Fast Lane Biker New York FA S T L A N E B I K E R

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FLB SALES

LIST OF CULPRITS

PUBLISHER Frank DiChristina

NEW YORK STATE SALES Debbie & Jonh Landers - 315-633-2049 Ron Forbus 315-744-5851 NEW YORK STATE SALES (Binghamton . Norwich . Rest of NY State...)

Johnny Quattrocchi - 607-226-1276

EDITOR Nancy Bucko

WESTERN NY SALES Gene Schoek - 607-241-5107

CONSULTING EDITOR Gene Schoeck

EASTERN NY/ALBANY SALES Toni Schimmenti - 518-858-3870

NATIONAL PUBLISHER Mark Ruzicka

FAST LANE BIKER NY PO Box 276 Franklin, NJ 07416 Phone: 973-209-0100 . flb@fastlanebikerny.com

LAYOUT & DESIGN Sherry Krial . Home at Work...

FRONT COVER: Feature Bikes: B&M Performance ‘Ball Buster’ & Kosak Kustoms ‘Back Street Nightmare’; Babe of the Month: Jessica featuring Bruce Levens’ 2007 Iron Horse Texas Chopper.*

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: PHOTOGRAPHY Mark Vetrini, Frank D., Nancy Bucko, Joe Gunther, Debbie & John Landers, JT Landers, Lou Pell, Joe Parisi, G.W.S., Liz Devine, NY Rider magazine Photographer Dino Petrocelli www.dinopetrocelli.com

*Cover photography and babe shots by Dino Petrocelli used courtesy of NY Rider Magazine.

Fastlane biker is published monthly and reproduction of content is not permitted without the express written approval of Frank DiChristina.

Publisher assumes no financial responsibility for errors in ads beyond the cost of space occupied by error, a correction will be printed. Publisher is not liable for any slander of an individual, or group as we mean no malice or individual criticism at any time, nor are we responsible for the opinions or comments of our columnists, and promises, coupons, or lack of fulfillment from advertisers who are solely responsible for content of their ads. Publisher is also to be held harmless; from failure to produce any issue as scheduled due to reasons beyond control; all suits, claims, or loss of expenses; this includes, but is not limited to, suits for libel, plagiarism, copyright infringement and unauthorized use of a persons name or photograph. Publisher does not promote excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

CONTRIBUTING WRITERS J.P. Fager, Larry Mazalatis, Mark Vetrini, Frank D, Nancy Bucko, Debbie & John Landers, Joe Gunther, Lou Pell, Mean Gene, AZ Stretch

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A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia-West Virginia state line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV, to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn’t want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn’t give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance briefly, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, ‘You might as well take my ass to jail, ‘cause there ain’t no way I can pass that test ~~~~~~~~ Saying good bye to mother...

When we were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party, we turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat that we had put out in the back yard, then suddenly scooted in through the front door. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife went out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit!

Waiting in the cab, my wife did not want the cabdriver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explained to the cab driver that I would be out soon, ‘He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.’

A few minutes later, I got into the cab. ‘Sorry I took so long,’ I said, as we drove away. ‘That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck... Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.

But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!”

The cab driver hit a parked car.

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NEW ROC HARLEY-DAVIDSON’S ANNUAL INDEPENDENCE DAY PARTY 8 Industrial Lane . New Rochelle, NY By: Annemarie Albate There were blue skies and NewRoc Harley-Davidson had a packed house as we all celebrated our great nation’s sovereignty at the annual Independence Day party. The bike deals were rockin’ as usual and the deals on red, white and blue bikes were as exciting as a night full of fireworks! The service department was standing room only with while-you-wait oil changes going on.

Did you see the bikini bike wash girls? They were hot! They weren’t just pretty faces either, these girls were friendly, entertaining and could actually wash--plus their goal for the day was a success: raising money for ‘The Ronald McDonald House’ of New York City. Good job ladies!

Thanks for the help, all the cleaning and your good deed raising all that cash.

There was plenty of food to go around including cheeseburgers and hot dogs but if you missed the kabobs, you missed out. However the best cooking of the day goes to Lucky 777 Chili by Louis Santangelo. This chili has won a TON of awards, rightfully so and with a little luck it will be in stores soon so keep an eye out for it.

Finally, the best words of the day came from one of NRHD’s favorite customers as she picked out a new bag for her Softail for an upcoming trip, 68 year old Ann L. of the Bronx, will be riding solo this summer to Nova Scotia says “Keep riding, ride as much as you can, it keeps you young.”. Have fun Ann, ride safely, bring us back something good!

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Events Calendar at JJ’s Cycles, May-September, 5:30-9pm, Bike show, a DJ, and food available. Door prizes etc. 1397 Broadway, Watervliet, NY. August 10th, September 14th Wednesday Nights Mikey’s Syracuse, NY, 315-487-9661 Biker Alley, Central Square, NY 315-676-4122 Lafayette Inn, Lafayette, NY 315-677-3986 Thursday Nights Mc Gurrins Pub, bike night 5-10, 533 County Rt 94, Hankins NY 12741, 845 887 6808 NEW YORK CITY AREA

New York State Bike Nights You can’t go if you don’t know Long Island 1st Thursday of the Month Fast Lane Biker NY “Bike Night” At The Tack Room Bar, 4274 Hicksville Rd, Bethpage, NY.(516)470-0830 1st Thursday of the Month. Music by Sea Monster, Food, Motorcycle Trophies, Best MC Award, BBQ,50/50, Raffles, Be in an issue of Fast Lane Biker Magazine NY. Sponsored by Big Boar Cycles, ReNU Powder Coating.

2nd Wednesday of the Month Fast Lane Biker NY and Trashed M.C. Present: “Bike Night” At Mers Pub 545 Fulton St ( Rt. 109 ) Farmingdale, NY 11735 (516) 531-9827. Food, Raffles, 50/50’s, Trophies for Best Overall, Paint, Custom, Chrome. Good people.

Good Times. Sponsored by Street Smart Cycles, Kick Start Towing, and ReNU Powder Coating.

New York State 4th Wednesday of the Month Fast Lane Biker NY and Lamination Preservation Present “Bike Night” At Chico’s BBQ and Restaurant, 2490 Western Ave. Guilderland, NY (518) 456-0940. Music, Food, Motorcycle Trophies, 50/50’s, Raffles, Drink Specials, Spot Light Builder appearances, Fast Lane Biker Magazine. Converge every Month, be in the magazine every month. Sponsored By Modern Welding School and JJ’s Cycles. Rain date the Following Wednesday.

2nd Tuesday of Each Month

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August 1st . Queensboro M.C .Rodeo, Bike Show and 100th Year Anniversary. Sign up at Rolling Thunder Cycles 220 Front St, 10am-12pm. $20 /per rider, $10 per passenger.

Music, Vendors, Food, and Special Trophies for Sport Bike clubs. Keg Toss, Port o potty races, MC skills Course, Tug O War, Shoot the biker freak, ansd much more . Go to www.queensboromc.com for more info August 15th . New Roc Harley’s Cant Go To Sturgis Ride and Party. Reg. at 9am, kickstands up at 11am. $10 Reg fee includes Ride, Ride Patch, and BBQ back at New Roc. August 15th . 28th Suicide Run 2010 Police escorted run starting in the Bronx through Manhattan and the boroughs retuning to starting point for a great cookout, with plenty of food and drink,door prizes,vendors and music. Sponsored by the Blue Knights New York 2. For more info contact Dominick at 914906-7005 or write Prince7231@gmail.com. Registration 8-10am; Allen Chandler Field, Van Cortland Park, Bronx, New York 10475; $30/Rider, $50 Rider & Passenger August 28th . Iron and Steel - New York City to DC Sponsored by Fire Department New York. The ride starts at Ryan Visitor Center at Floyd Bennett Field in Brooklyn.

Onsite registration begins at 5:30 am and the ride leaves at 7:00 am. Participants may also pre-register online.

Riders will be escorting sections of the World Trade Center to Washington DC. The World Trade Center Steel will be handed over to Arlington Fire Company 5. For more information call 201-483-6079, click here to send e-mail, or go to www.ironandsteelnyctodc.org.

August 29th . Bikers For Babies Rev up to help us give every baby a healthy start. Join BIKERS FOR BABIES Please join AJ Pero(of Twisted Sister) and Friends at Bikers for Babies and a Classic Car Show Registration: 9AM - Kickstands Up: 11AM Live Music, Vendors, and Food Following the RIDE! *Pre-registration 10

road on Ct Rt 23. In the morning of 8/7/05 a mailbox in a concrete milk jug was his doom. He never had a chance, no one was even charged for this crime. Ride leaves Wander Inn Co Rt 3 Constantia 12 noon sharp.

Stops are Osceola Hotel,Kasoag Lake Happy Valley Inn respectively ends back at Wander Inn around 6pm.

Shotgun Sunday this is an Awareness ride and there is no poker run or money involved, all are welcome, questions call Mike Hinkleman Constantia NY 315 623 7372

event: Saturday, August 28, 2010 To register for this event, please log on to the website September 11th-12th . New Roc Harley Davidson “Open House Weekend” . Saturday - Demo Rides, in Store Specials. Sunday - Demo Rides, Vendors, BBQ at Noon, Live Music, extended hours on Sunday til 4pm NEW YORK STATE August 1st . Crossroads House 2010 Charity Ride Sponsored by Stan’s Harley-Davidson, Inc. The ride starts at Stan’s Harley Davidson, Inc., 4425 West Saile Drive in Batavia. Registration will be held from 10:00 am to 12:00 pm. The fee is $15.00 for the rider and $5.00 for a passenger. Ride to benefit Crossroads House. For more information call (585) 343-9598, or go to http://stanshd.com.

August 14th . ABATE of Oneida - Helmet Run & Rodeo Sign up 10am @ Grossman’s – Ride leaves @ 11am Arriving @ Oriskany Legion by 1pm, games start @ 2pm with: cash prizes - entertainment - raffles 50/50’s & free on-site camping. Food and beverages provided by the Legion - Info: Gary at 315-553-6093 or Rob at 607- 4351040 August 14th . 3rd Annual Vet Benefit/Bike Show From 12 noon - 10:00 PM. American Legion Post #1552, Hannibal, NY, $5.00 Donation To Benefit Vet Fund, Bike Show Entry Fee $10.00, Judging From 1PM - 4 PM Music, Food, Beverages, Vendors , & More !! For More Info Call Harry @ 297-1693 or see Flyer.

August 5th . Black Foot Show Chemung County Fair . Horseheads, New York, 7:30 PM August 7th . Heidee’s Memory 3rd Annual Ride for Diabetes.Oxford, NY. Sign up 9am – 10am Village parking lot behind the stadium. Ride starts at 10:30am.

Ride ends at Balsam Inn (East Pharsalia) Food, 50/50 Raffle, Bike Games, Raffle Prizes, DJ Entertainment$15 per person, $25 per couple.

August 14th . Fire & Iron MC, Station 222 Auburn, NY: “BBQ for Burns” . Registration 10-12pm, Throop Fire Dept., 7159 Beach Tree Rd, Auburn, NY 13021. 70 mile ride to support the Clark Burn Center in Syracuse, NY. Live Music: Stone Soul Foundation, The DT’s & The Brown Baggers. Barbeque provided & Beverages available. $25 per person, $40 for couple. “Everyone is Welcome.”

Contact: (315) 406-1408 for more info and details

August 7th . Marine Sniper Sgt. Eddie Ryan Gratitude Tour Marine Sniper Sgt. Eddie Ryan Gratitude Tour Motorcycle Run Join Sgt. Ryan as he leads this tour to assist other wounded military. Food-Music. Come rain or shine, 100% of all donations will go to the “FAMILY & FRIENDS FOR FREEDOM FUND, INC.” an All Volunteer Organization which helps our Wounded Heroes. Questions or comments please contact John at Jponte@metrocustominstallations. com. Time: 9:00am - 11:00am; Place: National Purple Heart Hall Of Honor (Start), 374 Temple Hill Road, Vails Gate, New York 12584

August 14th . Akin’s Angels Rides for Strides Poker Run Poker Run to benefit Making Strides Against Breast Cancer The American Cancer Society.

Donation includes Event t-Shirt, 4 Door Prize tickets (Over $2,000 in prizes including NY Mets Tickets), 1 Game of Best Hand Poker (Winner gets $200, Runner-Up gets $100), Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Brats, Salad, Chips, & Soda.

Music by Stone Soup & Comedy by Chet Boehike & Guests. For more info contact Matt at 518-727-1191 or write mattmickle@pricechopper.com. Registration - 10:00am (OJ, Coffee, & Pastries), Kickstands Up @ 11:00am; South Schenectady Fire Department (Start); 6 Old Mariaville Road, Schenectady, New York 12306; Hillview Tavern (End/Party), 4000 State Highway 30, Duanesburg, New York 12066, Cost: $25.00

August 7th . Nineteenth Annual VETS BIKE BLAST Two wheels, four wheels, walk if you have two, it doesn’t matter as long as you get there! Plenty of parking. Door prizes, contests, raffles,50-50’s, Chinese auction, fun and games. Some really good food. Chicken, salads, beans, deserts and great company. Live music all day long! All welcome but leave the attitude, the kids and the dog at home. Dinner included with admission. Beer and other beverages available. Over 21 please. $10.00 presale / $15.00 gate. Sponsored by Vietnam Vets / Legacy Vets M/C Buffalo, NY. 2 pm at 1275 Broadway Buffalo, NY 14212.

August 14th–15th . ABATE of Onondaga County - 5th Annual Memorial Run. This ride is to commemorate all of our fallen brothers and sisters who cannot be here with us today, but will always be with us in spirit. Let’s all Ride Together! Saturday- Meet at the Loop Grill/Meeting Hall, 1114 Wolf St., Syracuse, Kickstands up at 11:00 AM SHARP!! Be gassed up and ready to Go!! Will ride to Kasoag Lake in Williamstown, NY $10 donation free camping, vendors, rodeo, live entertainment—food/ beverage available—Chicken BBQ & Full Menu @ Add’l. cost—Sunday-Discount Bikers Breakfast Buffet-w/ drink specials. Products/Membership Applications available.

August 7th . The First Annual STREET KINGS Summer Blowout. 1-6@Beginnings 2. Admission $10, tattoo, giveaways, food, good times, live music, beer, 50/50 raffles, any?’s call Mike 315 572 0466 or Adam 315 6797930 August 7th . 5th Annual Ride for Ben Gowe Ben was killed when debris was purposely placed in the

August 15th . Poags Hole Motorcycle Hill Climb 11

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Racing begins at 1pm (gates open at 9am) in Dansville NY. (585) 335-9260.

August 15th . Hennessey’s Bike Run to benefit Hospice of WNY. Registration: 10:30am. Departure: 11:30am from Darrow’s 13192 Broadway, Alden NY. Ends at Henessey’s 6513 Broadway, Lancaster. www.hennesseysbarand August 21st . Twist of Fate MC First Annual “Ride for Everyday Heroes” . $15 biker, $10 passenger @ Thunderin’ Cycles, Watertown. Registration 9 a.m.

Kickstands up at 11 am. Benefits the Watertown Vet Center and Multiple Sclerosis Center of Northern New York. $3,000 raffle for custom bike paint job - tickets on sale now - visit www.myspace.com/twistoffatemc or email twistoffatemc@yahoo.com for more info

August 22nd . Hog’s for Hospice Sponsored by Ronnie’s Motor Sports. The ride starts at Ronnie’s Motor Sports, 2337 Western Avenue in Guilderland. Registration is from 9:00 am to 11:00 am.

The fee is $25.00 for each person. This is a rain or shine event and all bikes are welcome. For more information call (518) 724-0200,

August 21st . Abate Motorcycle Club and the Oswego Salvation Army will sponsor a fundraiser ride on Saturday, from noon until 3 pm. Location: Salvation Army, West 2nd and Seneca Streets, Oswego, NY Donation $15 per person includes ride, BBQ dinner by Raging River BBQ, live music and door prizes. Public and vendors welcome.

Questions: call Gail at 315-343-6992.

August 27th–29th . Rally in the Valley Bradner Stadium, Olean , NY. For more information see http://www.oleanny.com or call 716-372-4433.

August 28th . Fire & Iron Station 47 Norwich NY - Chenango County ARC Outreach Ride . Registration 10am-12pm, 17 Midland Drive. 80-100 mile ride to support those with physical and intellectual disabilities. “DJ Do It”, Live Band “What If” Central New York’s Premier Cover Band, Pizza, Wings, Refreshments at Taylor’s Country House.

Contact 607-226-1276 for more info and details

August 21st . The 3rd Annual Ride Against Hunger The 3rd Annual Ride Against Hunger begins with a 2-3 hour scenic ride and ends with Barbecue and Pig Roast, Live music by Contagious, Raffle & Chinese Auction, Bike Contest with Trophies for the Winners, and More! First 100 Pre-Registrants get a free T-Shirt! Two, Three, and Four Wheels Welcome! For more info contact Bethany at 518-786-3691 or write bethanys@regionalfoodbank. net. Registration - 9:30am, Kickstands up at 11:00am, Regional Food Bank, 965 Albany-Shaker Road, Latham, New York 12110, Cost: $25/Rider $10/Passenger BBQ Only (non-riders) $15

August 28th . Brotherhood MC 18th Annual Bike Show & BBQ Hot Bikes, Cold Beer, Door Prizes, 3-2-1 Cash Raffle, donation includes Beer, Soda, Water, Steak and all the fixings. Party starts at 1:00pm, Dinner Served 2:00pm - 7:00pm, Place: Hawk & Eagle Pavillion, Seneca Park 2222 St. Paul Street, Rochester, NY 14621 August 28th . 4th Annual Motorcycle Run for Autism Awareness Scenic 85 mile run. Cost of run includes pancake breakfast, non-alcoholic beverages, and gift Raffles, 50/50 Drawing, food, and entertainment. Upon return Bounce house, cotton candy, & more! Proceeds from run will go to the Happiness House Foundation to benefit Happiness House’s programs and services For more information call 585-394-8178 x7264 or 585-2894186. Registration - 8:30am - 9:30am, kickstands Up at 9:45am, Shortsville American Legion, 1513 Palmyra St./ Rte.21, Shortsville, New York 14548

August 21st . OCC End Of Summer Charity Poker Run Poker Run to benefit - Literacy Orange. $25 per rider, $10 per passenger. Registration at 9 am, rain or shine. Will take a scenic route to local Orange County historic sites.

Includes lunch, vendors and more. More than $1000 in prizes for the best 3 hands. Pre registration discount and more information available online.

August 21st . Save the TA’s TA’s Sponsored by Big Johnson’s. The ride starts at Big Johnson’s Sports Bar & Restaurant, 5800 Route 414 in Hector. The ride leaves at 11:00 am. The fee is $10.00 for each person. All the proceeds go to local cancer support. For more information call (315) 778-1819

August 28th . Motorcycle Ride Benefiting The Arc of Schuyler. Sponsored by The Arc of Schuyler. The event starts at Ithaca Harley-Davidson, 6033 Route 13 in Cayuta. Registration starts at 9:00 am and the riders leave at 10:00 am. The fee is $15.00 for the rider and $5.00 for a passenger. The ride will go around Finger Lakes.

The ride ends with prize drawings and food available.

All the proceeds will help provide support to people with developmental disabilities in Schuyler County and surrounding areas. For more information call (607) 5356934, or go to http://www.arcofschuyler.org.

August 21st . Annual Poker Run for Lloyd’s RTE 69 & RTE 11, Parish, NY, 625-5365, Sign ups 12-1, ride leaves at 1pm, cost is $10 includes pig roast and poker hand. Stops at Silver Lake, Lake Effect, Kasoag Lake, Happy Valley Inn and back to Lloyds for Pig Roast.

Cars are welcome to follow. Raffles, giveaways, fun, fun, fun!

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August 22nd . Joe Pitt Memorial Ride Sponsored by: Hudson Valley Harley Riders (All Proceeds to benefit the Pitt family) Rain Date: August 29, 2010 ALL MAKES AND MODELS WELCOME! Includes Food, refreshments, Music, door prizes, 50/50 and special item raffles ($10 coupon for breakfast or lunch) Scenic ride throughout Rockland and Orange County(Route Sheet Provided) SIGN IN 9:00AM TO 11:00AM at THE DOG HOUSE. PRE-REGISTRATION -$25/PERSON PRE-REGISTRATION FORMS MUST BE RECEIVED BY 8/15/2010 ALL REGISTRATIONS AFTER 8/15/2010 $30/PERSON

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American Motorcyclist Association (AMA) Sanctioned Ride for Change Motorcycle Run on Sunday, August 8th 2010. The Ride begins at our Main Office in Islip Terrace, NY, and ends at VIP Billiards in Bayport, NY. Register from 9:30 - 11 AM for $25 per rider/$10 per passenger, or pre-register for a discounted rate! Join us after at VIP Billiards from 1-3 pm for food, drinks, music

by Long Island’s own 102.3 WBAB, prizes, and raffles!

Sponsorships are available

August 28th . Keeping The NYS 19th Blues Festival Alive Brought to You by Niagara Hospice & Carmen’s Productions. Rock n’ Blues Festival. Proceeds to Benefit Niagara Hospice. Ulrich City Centre Lockport NY. Gates Open at 1pm. Featuring 2009 NYS Headliner Savoy Brown w/Kim Simmonds and 6 Bands. $5.00 Admission. www.WNYShows.com. www.NiagaraHospice.com. info@WNYShows.com. 716 444 2810

August 8th . 3rd Annual Iron Shields Poker Run / Fair / BBQ Registration: Renegade Classics 511 Commack Road Deer Park, NY 11729 9 - 11 AM $20/Rider … $10/Passenger Final Destination: Eddy’s Long Island RV Center 3160 Horseblock Road Medford, NY 11763 Gates Open 12 - 6 PM BBQ / Music / Vendors PRIZES: BEST & WORST POKER HAND, 50/50 CASH RAFFLE AND PRIZE RAFFLES All procceeds from this event will help us assist various charitable children and veteran organizations and the Leukemia and Lymphoma Foundation.

August 29th . WLEC Poker Run Winona Lake Engine Company No. 2. 160 South Plank Road (Route 52), Newburgh, NY 12550. Registration 9am – 11am at Winona Lake Firehouse. Ending at Gail’s Place, Route 17K, Newburgh. $20 Entry fee per person – Cash prize for best hand. Door prizes – 50/50 – Food provided by Gail’s Place – All are welcome!

September 4th . Black Foot Show Vermont State Fairgrounds, Rutland, Vermont, 4:00 PM

August 15th . Alliance MC Presents the 14th Annual Life ride. Benefiting bridges of New York, Reg 10am-till Noon Hooters. East Meadow,KU at Noon,$15 rider,$10 Pass.

Parade and bike blessing ends Wantagh state Park, food , drinks, live music, bike show, vendors, and more. More info call 516-509-8143

September 12th . ABATE of Oneida - Sunday Charity Ride Sign up 11 am @ Hotel Moore – Ride leaves @ Noon.

Recipients TBD – e.g. ‘Feed Our Vets’ – Info: Gary at 315-553-6093 or Rob at 607- 435-1040 September 12th . Lost Wheels Motorcycle Club 35th Annual Poker Run. Registration 9-11:30am @ Dutchess Stadium, Route 9D, Fishkill, NY 12524. Come and help us celebrate the 35th Anniversary of our poker run! All brand motorcycles welcome. Register at the stadium and then ride the scenic route to the end site at Canopus Lake Beach Area, Fahnestock St. Park, Route 301, Carmel, NY 10512. End of run features music by “Guys Night Out”, vendors, food & drink, 50/50, door prizes, trophies, games, ride in bike show. Awards given for Best Represented Club, games, bike show and poker hands. AMA- $23; NON-AMA- $25; children under 15 -$10. Register early to get your “35th Anniversary Pin”.

Questions contact info@lostwheels.com and check out our website at www.lostwheels.com

August 21st . 10th Annual Pops Run to Benefit Amyloid Research hosted by the Nassau Wings M.C. Reg 9-10:30 at Victory of Mineola, $20 per rider,. Noon party at Cantiague Park in Hicksville, Music ,food, door prizes.

More Info call 516-680-0178 August 29th . 21st Annual Police Memorial Poker Run Benefiting Survivor Aid & Wounded Warrior Project.

Sponsored By: NYS Fraternal Order of Police Foundation.

Trophies & Prizes, Classic Cars, Raffles, DJ Music, Start Point Breakfast, Finish Area BBQ. Pre-Register at www.nysfop.org On-Site Registration 9 am till 11:30 am. Applebee’s 2550 Sunrise Highway, East Islip, NY 11730. Donation: $20 Rider. $30 Rider & Passenger. All registrants receive limited edition lapel pin. Ride finishes south shore Nassau County Info & Questions: Mike Nied (917) 345-0164.

September 17th-20th . Catskill Mountain Thunder Rally Vending info call 518 634 2541 LONG ISLAND

August 29th . 1st Annual Ride for Ryan Memorial Run Wantagh. N.Y.P.D. P.O. Ryan Jonson Reg at Calamity’s, 3026 Merrick Rd, between 11am-12pm, KSU at 12:30pm and return to Calamity’s for 2 hour Open bar. There will also be food and a 50/50 rafflel. $30/per bike, $20 per passenger. Pre-reg. available for $25/per bike, $15/ passenger. For more info and tickers call 347-203-6327

August 7th . Rescue Ink Foundation Benefit At Black Rock Tavern, 450 Main St. from 12 noon-6pm.

The cast of the popular TV series Rescue Ink will be present & there will be filming during this event. There will be 3 live bands, prizes; best dressed pet awards, raffles, bikini bike wash and so much more! FMI call 631345-6000

September 19th . 2nd Annual Terry Farrell Firefighters Fund Bike Run. The ride starts at Hagerman Fire Department at 9:00 am. For more information call (516) 783-1996, or go to http://terryfarrellfund.org.

August 8th . Annual Ride for Autism Sponsored by LI Traditional Tai Kwon Do Center. Reg. at Applebees North Ocean Ave Farmingdale at 10am. KU 11:30 ends at Maples 10 Ryerson Ave. Manorville. BBQ, raffle, entertainment. $20 rider/$15 pass. For more info litraditionaltaekwondo.com

September 26th . AMT Children of Hope Mystery Tour Sponsored by AMT Children of Hope. The ride starts at 10:30 am at Cedar Creek Park on Merrick Road in Seaford. For more information call (516) 781-3511, or go to http://www.amtchildrenofhope.com.

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TOWN OF HEMPSTEAD ANNUAL SALUTE TO VETERANS VETERANS AWARD RECIPIENTS & HONORED GUESTS

Supervisor Kate Murray . June 26th, 2010 The crowd came out to honor our Troops and it was great day to do just that. The crowd was also treated to an Eddie Money concert.

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Motorcycle Riders MOTORCYCLE RIDERS Wanted to Escort the WANTED to escort Dignity Memorial the Dignity Memorial Vietnam Wall Vietnam Wall ®

Experience

The Dignity Memorial Vietnam Wall, a 3/4 scale replica of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington, D.C., is coming to our community. LetÕs bring it in with Honor.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28TH Come out to watch the motorcycle escort of the

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OCC SUMMER SHOWDOWN BIKE SHOW & CHARITY MOTORCYCLE POKER RUN Saturday, June 19th, 2010 . Smile... Fast Lane Biker GotCha!

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FAST LANE BIKER ‘BIKE NIGHT’ at the TACK ROOM BAR . Bethpage, NY Sponsored by Big Boar Cycles (516) 433-9004 and ReNU Powder Coating (631) 249-7368 July 1st, 2010 . Pictures by G.W.S. Well, the summer is half over but the riding season has a ways to go, and bike nights at the Tack Room just keep getting better. If you have not been able to come to one, you don’e know what you are missing.

Besides, the amount of awesome people, motorcycles, and girls that really know how to party, we always have the very fine Kim and Marie behind the bar. Those girls are always hustling to keep everyone’s thirst quenched to the rockin’ sounds of Sea Monster.

This month we got a little funky with the trophys. Looking around the parking lot, I noticed some unique bikes and decided to go in a completely different direction. Ray, who anyone in the motorcycle world knows, won ‘The Bike with the Most Stuff.’ If I have to explain this one, you wouldn’t understand. Archie of Kickstart Towing won ‘The Bike with the Least Amount of Miles’ (a ‘99 Dyna with 37 miles).

There’s nothing wrong with your eyes, that’s right, only 37 miles. The Spider won ‘The Bike with the Most Wheels’ and, again, self explanatory. Getting back to business, ‘Best Chrome’ went to Bronco. The ever special ‘Best Represented Club’ was taken home by Sovereign Brotherhood M.C. That’s two times running now guys, thanks for the support!

On a separate note, don’t forget the cops are still breaking balls about helmets. I guess they have nothing better to do. So, come on down to Big Boar Cycles and pick up the smallest D.O.T. helmets in town, only $39.99. We’ve got some great new colors to choose from.

Keep your ride looking and running great, remember, here at Big Boar Cycles, ‘We make hogs fly!’ Thanks to everyone, and keep coming back. You never know what could happen at the next Tack Room Bike Night.

FTW : BIG BOAR CYCLES

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Food, BBQ , Music, Raffles, 50/50’s, TROPHIES for: BEST OVERALL, PAINT, CHROME & CUSTOM

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B&M PERFORMANCE CYCLES ‘BALL BUSTER’ Owner: B&M Performance Cycles Year/Make: 2009 Fabrication: B&M Performance Cycles Assembly: B&M Performance Cycles Build time: 3-months Engine: EVO/S&S Cases: EVO Rods: S&S Pistons: S&S Cylinders: S&S Heads: S&S Cam: Crane

Ignition: Volt Tech Carb: S&S E Pipes: Radii Air Cleaner: S&S Transmission: Ultra 6-Speed Primary: Ultra Clutch: Ultra Frame: Maximum Metal Works Rake: 34-Degrees Forks: Harley-Davidson Fork length: Stock Front wheel: Harley-Davidson Rear wheel: Harley-Davidson Front Tire: 21” Metzeler Rear Tire: 17” Metzeler Front Brake: Harley-Davidson

Rear Brake: Harley-Davidson Fuel Tank: Cole Foster/B&M Performance Cycles Oil Tank: Mid USA Fenders: B&M Performance Cycles Handlebars: V-Twin Risers: Harley-Davidson Headlight: Mid USA Taillight: V-Twin Hand Controls: HHI Grips: V-Twin Foot Controls: HHI Pegs: HHI Electrical: B&M Performance Cycles Painter: Kipper/Jeggers Color: Tangerine/House of Kolor Graphics: Jeggers Seat: Vergil Love Special thanks to: The whole B&M Performance Cycles crew and everybody else that took part in the build of Ball Buster 2009.

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Jessica Jessica is a model, bartender and full time student from the Albany NY area. She has appeared in several publications and advertisements and also does work as a promotions model. Check her out at ww.modelmayhem. com/1578448 Jessica is featured on a 2007 Iron Horse Texas Chopper owned by Bruce Levens

NY Rider magazine Photographer Dino Petrocelli www.dinopetrocelli.com

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BACK STREET NIGHTMARE OWNER/BUILDER: JOHN KOZAK DESIGNER/FABRICATOR: JOHN KOZAK HOMETOWN: HICKSVILLE, NY BUILD TIME: 9 MONTHS ENGINE: HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTOR SIZE: 80 INCHES (1340 CC) TRANSMISSON: HARLEY DAVIDSON 5 SPEEED SOFTAIL FRAME: PAUGHCO 6 UP / 3 OUT RIGID FRONT END: SJP 18 OVER GAS TANK: JOHN KOZAK / A-CORE WELDING EXHAUST: JOHN KOZAK JOCKEY SHIFT: JOHN KOZAK REAR FENDER: MODIFIED-JOHN KOZAK BELT DRIVE: PRIMO 3 OPEN MOTOR PLATE / BEARING SUPPORT: EXILE

TIRES: FRONT METZELER 150/80 - REAR AVON 23O/60 WHEELS: EXILE FRONT 16X4.25- REAR 15X7 FOOT CONTROLS: EXILE BRAKES: EXILE FRONT 4 PISTON CALIPER- REAR 2 PISTON SPROCKET/BRAKE MOST ACCESSORIES: ROLLING THUNDER - HEMPSTEAD, NY CHROME / POLISHING: V-TWIN CYCLE SHOP -OYSTER BAY, NY (RICK) TIG WELDING: A-CORE WELDING -HICKSVILLE, NY (JOHN) PAINTER: JASON POPPE PAINT: BMW SEPANG BRONZE METALLIC UPHOLSTERY: RB CUSTOM-BALDWIN, NY (ROMAN) Model is: Nicole Tulow from Centereach NY

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AIR SHOCKS... DOES THE THEORY HOLD AIR? Well, the last thing we have to do on this custom ride, is change the existing air shocks to a newer, better set up. For once, it should be a simple job. we`ll see what happens. this bike has a PROGRESSIVE SHOCK set up on it, that kinda works, and kinda don’t. The first problem is, you have to find a place to put the compressor. As small as it is, it still ain’t small enough to find a place where it can go where you can’t see it, but still get at it with some ease to work on it to hook it up. Second thing is, you have to connect the pump to the shocks, the valves to control up and down, and a switch to make it all happen. Just too much shit to be running all over your custom scooter without you seeing at least some of it, forget about working on it.

The problem is, all the small plastic air lines you need to connect everything. Don’t get me wrong, when these first came out, they were the cats ass, but leaked air all the time so you never knew exactly where you are in ride height. Not good to have your suspension lose air, and have your tire start rubbing on your rear fender, and burn the paint off while you’re puttin’ down the road. I have seen this happen, and man were the owners pissed off. That usually happens when whoever set them up did not set the rear up so it bottoms out on the stops first, before the tire hits the fender, not to mention that whole safety thing. But it does happen.

So, the first thing is to get it up on the operating table, jack it up from there to get at the shocks and the bolts. In this case, they bolted the air pump to a mount on the swing arm, right above the rear shock mounts.

What a pain in the ass to get at this thing, worry about it in a bit. Let the air out of the shocks first. Put something under the rear tire for support and jack it up or down to find the neutral position of the shocks where they are not loaded in either direction. Then proceed to take the bolts out, one side at a time. This can be a bitch. A lot of guys put Red Locktite on these bolts so they don’t come loose and it sucks getting them out. I use Blue Locktite and never had any come loose, but it is sure easier to get the bolts out when you need to.

So, now one shock is off and the other is hanging by the air lines.

Cut the lines and that is that. Remove the air pump, which is a project all it’s own, with all the wiring, and things are done down here. The valves on this bike are under the frame at the end of the gas tank, at the front of the seat. Take the seat off, pull all the rest of the air lines off at the valves. Pull the fuse from the wiring and ya’nk the switch out. I left the two valves in the holes ‘cause the fittings where welded to the frame, and I did not want to see the holes. Now we’re cooking. The rest is real easy.

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in one housing. As in the picture, it really is a nice setup. First, unravel the wires and snake them up to the battery area under the seat, let them hang out for a while. Next, the unit has an air intake tube to be installed on the shocks, so, pop that on and run it up to the same area under the seat. On this setup, the air compressor, the valves, and solenoids are all inside the housing. Pretty sweet. Someone used thier head for something else than a hat rack!! All there is to connect is four wires. Two go to ground, one is for upscope, the other is for downscope. Just plain simple, the way it should be. Put the new switch in, connect the hot wire to the center terminal, one to each other terminal, and the wiring is done.

So, back to the shock setup. They tell ya’ to bolt the bike end of the setup in first with just a bolt and a washer on the outside. Do not space the shock to the frame with washers. They want it to float so it moves easy.

Now you have to set your ride height up by adjusting the rods on the shock itself. With the shock retracted all the way in to the body, adjust the ends to length for ride height, but leave everything loose. Bolt them up to the swing arm, hit the switch, and let the suspension down, and check for clearance to the rear fender, and the stops. Adjust the rod ends where you need them to be so up is where you want it and down is where it needs to be. It takes a little more time than that, but you get the drift. If all is cool, tighten all the nuts on the rod ends, make sure the bolts to the frame and the swing arm are tight, too. Tie up the wires and the air intake hose under the seat.

The air intake hose comes with a little filter for the end under the seat. The reason they want it there, is to keep water and road crap out of thier nice compressor.

With all that done, you should be able to run the unit up and down, and check it out to make sure everything clears and works without binding.

A little note here... If the swingarm end of the setup does not align with both bolt holes, you have a problem with swing arm alignment, and that is another issue. You can’t force this unit to match up the bolt holes. It will damage the unit, and you are on you own!!!!!

When all is well and set up properly, this setup works very well, and are the best riding air shocks I have put in to date. A little pricey, but you can’t take it with ya’. So that’s the scoop on that one. Hope you all had a nice holiday and all is well. (Sounds a little wierd, I’m writing this and the holiday ain’t even here yet, or maybe I missed it!) Anyhow, see ya’ at the show in January, should be really cool! The boss is on the stick this year! If ya’ see me up there and have a question or two, grab me and hopefully I can help ya’. About motorcycles I mean. You’re on your own on the rest of the crap, I can’t help ya’ there, got my own voices in my head..... I think!

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NEW PRODUCTS FROM HARLEY-DAVIDSON®

NEW HARLEY-DAVIDSON DIGITAL TIRE PRESSURE GAUGE Bright Back-lit Display is Easy- to-Read

The new Harley-Davidson® Digital Tire Pressure Gauge (P/N 75158-10, $29.95) from Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories has a back-lit display that’s easy to read at any time of day and provides accurate pressure readings in 0.50 psi increments up to 60 psi. The scale can be changed to read PSI, BAR, Kg or KPa pressure with the touch of a button. This versatile gauge features a 12-inch-long braided line and 90-degree angle chuck for easy access to valve stems. A tough rubber jacket protects the gauge from damage.

Batteries are included.

NEW AIRSTRIKE WHEELS FOR HARLEY-DAVIDSON TOURING MODELS Brilliant Chrome and Open Slots Add Lightness to Front End Styling Add some shimmer to a 2009-later Harley-Davidson Touring model with the new Airstrike Custom Wheel - Mirror Chrome (P/N 55056-10 18-inch front, 55058-10 16-inch rear; $499.95 each) from Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories. The wide-open slots add visual lightness when this wheel is teamed with a low-profile front tire and polished brake rotors. Extensive polishing, copper buffing and nickel plating prepare the wheel for a layer of brilliant chrome for a beautiful bright finish. All Genuine Motor Accessory wheels have been certified by Harley-Davidson® to perform to its tough vehicle standards for quality and durability. Requires separate purchase of modelspecific Wheel Installation Kits. See an authorized Harley-Davidson dealer for fitment details.

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NEW DENIM PAINT CLEANER FROM HARLEY-DAVIDSON Formulated to Clean and Protect Matte Paint Finishes

New Harley-Davidson® Denim Paint Cleaner (P/N 94866-10, $7.95) from HarleyDavidson Genuine Motor Accessories® is a quick detailer specially formulated to clean and protect the silky, matte finish of Harley Denim Paint. Spray it on the finish and gently wipe away oils, fingerprints, and dust. Compatible with all surfaces on H-D® motorcycles, this formula cleans without buffing, so you can avoid “polishing” the denim surface. Heavily soiled surfaces should be washed with Harley-Davidson® Sunwash® and water before application.

NEW ALL-BLACK SPORTSTER® 883 TO 1200 CONVERSION KIT Upgrade Harley-Davidson Sportster 883 Models to Sportster 1200 Power Now available with wrinkle black cylinders with no fin highlights to match the Iron 883™, the Screamin’ Eagle® Sportster® 883cc to 1200cc Stage 1 Conversion Kit (P/N 30003-10, $1,199.95) from HarleyDavidson Genuine Motor Accessories brings an XL Sportster 883 model up to XL 1200 specifications.

The kit includes a Sportster Stage I Air Cleaner kit, XL1200 cylinder heads, and XL1200 cylinders and pistons, fits all 2008-later XL 883 models, and is street legal when used with stock mufflers. No case machining is required for installation, but all models require ECM calibration (priced separately). See an authorized Harley-Davidson dealer for fitment details.

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THOUSAND ISLANDS RIVER RUN

ALEXANDRIA BAY . NY JUNE . 25TH-27TH . 2010 We arrived in Alexandria Bay on Thursday to take advantage of all the great activities it has to offer. We started out with one heck of a BBQ

by Mary and Carl, and had a great time catching up with Vince Doll, Merlon, Pops, Mary, and her family. Carl can BBQ like no other, while the little Diva needed her Dasani water… You know who you are. After dinner, Nancy and I had some drinks at Skiffs and the Downtown Bar and decided to call it a night.

Friday we set up early and talked with all the vendors. I was blown away by the view from everywhere in ABay; especially where our booth was located under the Pavilion. WOW! We walked around town and all the locals were so nice and biker friendly. I couldn’t believe this is the town the HOG Rally turned down for 2011, what a loss to the NY state bikers. Maybe in 2012 they will get it.

Also on Friday night, Debbie, John, Merlon, Melodie, Vince, Carla, Larry, Buck, Vince’s grandsons, Nancy and I went to the Admiral Inn for dinner. They had great food and drinks and a nice patio. We went out for a few afterward, but needed to get rest for the big day ahead.

Saturday morning at the Downtown Bar, I met up with the famous Sedrick Mitchell and Big J.W., who lent me a big helping hand in doing the photo shoot of motorcycles and models. We shot Buck’s black rose motorcycle from Cross Roads Custom Rides, Pat Briggs’ new Twisted, and a Frisco Style Chopper I pulled off the street from Richard Lee. Thanks to Merlon from B&M Performance for the lighting equipment. You will see all the photos real soon, stay tuned.

It rained a little, but you would never know it, these bikers weren’t going to let a little rain stop them. As you looked out, they were still walking around and having fun. The rain stopped in a few hours and the party was on.

We started off Saturday night by having a Miss Fast Lane Biker-Alex Bay Contest at Skiffs Bar. The girls and guys went wild and the winner was Dodi Gromer from Syracuse. There was also a men’s and women’s tattoo contest and the main street was packed. We walked around and talked to people and had drinks and a great time. Thanks to all the people we talked to, who told us they loved Fast Lane Biker NY. Sunday came too quickly. We all seemed to move a little slower that day from the late night before. We met many new friends. This event is one of the best events, with the best atmosphere I have ever been to besides our own Rally at the Rock. We’re talking bikes, views, bars, the river, boat tours, jet skis, nice area to ride through, a town that is 100% biker friendly, great locals, a down town street party, and a great host - Mary. I’m hooked. We are planning to go up for the Pirate Festival in August and the Blues Fest in September. The Chamber of Commerce web site is www.alexbay.org and here is another helpful site www.abay.com.

Many thanks to our hostess Mary and the town of ABay... We will see you soon!!

Remember to tell, write and email your local Harley-Davidson shop to bring the H.O.G. Rally to ABay in 2012!

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AS TWO WHEELS TURN

by Sorez The Scribe

Rolling scenery passes before my eyes Echoing sound of thunder Takes mountains by surprise Kick into fifth And the sun is shining Wind whispers seductively Into my ears One with the road One with myself Once again Through valleys of shadows Into the heat of day Riding the white line Passing families of cagers As my two wheels turn

NEVER MORE

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Continue to laugh Young blood at The old man Sitting silently End of bar The one who Ignores the taunts Young one Continues on Old man smiles A shit eatin’ grin Remembering Once upon a time That used to be him Then he gets up...

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Women in the Wind

Name: Mary Lou DeLamora Age if you dare: 41 Occupation: Home Health Care Where do you live: Albany, NY What do you ride: ‘02 Soft Tail Deuce How long have you been riding: 6 years Who influenced you? Myself Self taught or classes? Self taught Favorite ride route? All over Country or city rider? Country Favorite bar, grill or restaurant Wherever my bike takes me Favorite event you have attended: Biketoberfest, Myrtle Beach Bug or windshield? Bugs!

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Men & Motorcycles Name: Kirk VanBrocklin Age: 48 Occupation: Mechanical Engineer What do you ride? Custom built prostreet chopper How long have you been riding? 12 years Who influenced you? The wind Favorite ride route and why? Cobleskill, NY Country rider or city rider? Country Favorite event you have attended in the last year? Daytona Bike Week Your dream bike would be? Living the dream right now Favorite bar grill or restaurant? Higies Iron Horse in Syracuse, NY Words of wisdom for the new riders? Slow down and enjoy the ride Looking forward to what in 2010? Building my wife Tracy’s bike Bug or windshield? Bug Any other info you want to share? Life is short, live for every single day

Would you like to be featured in ‘Women in the Wind’ or ‘Men & Motorcycles’? All you have to do is email

us at Events@fastlanebikerny.com or yourpeachie@hotmail.com and we’ll send you a MS Word questionnaire for you to fill out and email back to us with 2 pictures of you and your ride so we can feature YOU right here in Fast Lane Biker NY!

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Greetings and welcome to “The Chef’s Lane”, where you’ll find the very best in Biker food and the Sweet side for Bikers by Bikers. Every Month we receive more and more awesome Biker food recipes, we sure wish we could print them all, but here’s a sample of what awesome recipes we get and that you should try for your next outing and always leave room for Dessert, Melody has that covered for ya!

Hey! Get in on the fun E-mail your recipes to: fatboy@chef-fatboy.com and if you like more Biker recipes, please check out Chef FatBoy’s website at: www.chef-fatboy.com you’ll be glad you did and so well we!!

Remember, Ride safe and Always EAT WELL! Chef FatBoy & Melody The Fast Lane: Grilled Rosemary Potatoes . Submitted by: Lilly Belmont, NJ Ingredients: 2 pounds red potatoes - washed and quartered 3 sprigs fresh rosemary - stemmed and chopped 1/3 cup olive oil salt and pepper to taste Directions: Place all ingredients except the potatoes in a mixing bowl.

Stir to combine. Add the potatoes and stir until all of the potatoes are covered with the oil mixture. Heat grill to medium. Place the potatoes in a vegetable grill rack or you can place a piece of tin foil directly on the grill and grill the potatoes on top of that. If using tin foil, be sure to spray it with a non stick cooking spray before adding the potatoes. Grill for 20 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Grilled Peaches . Submitted by: Patty Drake, NY Ingredients: 4 fresh peaches 4 teaspoons olive oil 4 tablespoons honey 4 scoops of vanilla ice cream or flavor of choice Directions: Preheat grill to medium heat and brush the grates with oil.

Wash each peach and cut them in half. Remove the pit from the peach.

You may have to use a spoon to pry under the pit and loosen it. Brush the cut side of the peach with olive oil. Place peaches on the grill cut side down. Grill for 3-5 minutes or until the peaches start to soften and show nice grill marks. Serve with a scoop of ice cream and a drizzle of honey.

Grilled Vegetables . Submitted by: Brenda Cahill, PA Ingredients: Cilantro Sauce: 1 cup packed cilantro leaves, approximately 1 bunch 1/2 cup packed parsley leaves 1/3 cup chopped scallions 1 clove garlic 2 teaspoons lime juice 1/2 cup plain yogurt 1/2 cup sour cream Salt and pepper to taste Grilled Vegetables: 4 tablespoons olive oil 1 clove garlic, finely minced 1 tablespoon fresh grated ginger root 1 package cherry tomatoes 2 small zucchini-cut into 1/2” chunks 1 red onion, quartered and separated into 3 layer pieces 2 ears of fresh sweet corn, cut into 1/2” rounds 1 1/2 baby squash, seeded and cubed Salt and pepper to taste Directions: Soak 12 wooden skewers in water for one hour. For Cilan-

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tro Sauce: In food processor, combine cilantro, parsley, scallions, garlic, and lime juice. Purée until finely chopped. Add yogurt and sour cream and purée until smooth. Season to taste with salt and pepper. For Skewered Vegetables: Preheat grill or grill pan. In a small bowl, stir together olive oil, garlic, and ginger root. Arrange vegetables on 12 skewers and baste with the oil mixture. Season with salt and pepper. Grill vegetables, basting occasionally, until browned and tender. (Approximately 10-12 minutes.) Serve with cilantro sauce.

Lemon Soy Steak . Submitted by: mickyparks, PA Ingredients: 2 medium lemons 2 tablespoons soy sauce 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 garlic clove, crushed with garlic press 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper 1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper 1 boneless beef top sirloin steak, 1 1/4 inches thick, about 1 1/2 pounds From 1 lemon, remove 3 strips peel, 3 inches by 1 inch each.

From both lemons, squeeze 1/3 cup juice.

Directions: In bowl, mix lemon peel, lemon juice, soy sauce, oil, garlic, black pepper, and ground red pepper. Pour marinade into large self sealing plastic bag; add steak, turning to coat. Seal bag, pressing out excess air. Place bag on plate; refrigerate 30 minutes. Remove steak from bag.

Pour marinade into 1 quart saucepan and reserve. Place steak on grill over medium heat and cook 12 to 15 minutes for medium rare or until of desired doneness, turning once. Serves 6.

The Sweet Lane: Marcie’s Candy Bar Pie . Submitted by: Marcie Palmer, NJ. Ingredients: 1 1/4 cups cold milk 2 (3.9 ounce) packages JELL-O Chocolate Flavor or Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling Mix: 1 (8 ounce) tub COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided 4 (1.5 ounce) bars chocolate candy, cut into 1/4-inch pieces, divided 1 ready-to-use chocolate flavor crumb crust (6 oz. or 9 inch) Directions: Beat milk, pudding mixes and 1/2 of the whipped topping in medium bowl with wire whisk 1 minute. (Mixture will be thick.) Reserve 1/4 cup of the candy bar pieces; stir remaining pieces into pudding mixture. Spoon into crust. Spread remaining whipped topping over pudding mixture; sprinkle with remaining candy pieces. Serve immediately or refrigerate until ready to serve.

Pam’s Pie . Submitted by: Pam Russo, NY. Ingredients: 1 (8 ounce) can crushed pineapple, with juice 1 cup sugar 1 cup light corn syrup 2 1/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1/2 cup flaked coconut 1/2 cup chopped macadamia nuts 1/2 cup chopped maraschino cherries 3 eggs, beaten 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 (9 inch) unbaked deep dish pie crust 1/4 cup butter, melted Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). In a bowl, mix the pineapple with juice, sugar, corn syrup, and flour. One by one, mix in the coconut, macadamia nuts, cherries, eggs, and vanilla. Scoop the filling mixture into the crust. Drizzle the pie with the melted butter.

Bake loosely covered with foil for 30 minutes in the preheated oven. I like to sit my pie on a cookie sheet or something in case of spillage. Remove foil, and continue baking 30 minutes. Cool, and chill 2 to 3 hours in the refrigerator before serving.

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KICKSTART TOWING...

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