Fast Lane Biker NY Nov. 2011 Issue

NOVEMBER 2011 VOL 4 ISSUE 5

SPECIAL CENTERFOLD PULLOUT

Amy Nicoletto w/ Tattoo Tony EVENTS CALENDAR TECH TIP

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Letter from the Publisher

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e finally finished our move into the new house and new “World Headquarters” of Fast Lane Biker Magazines NY. We now are bringing you the magazine from the Man Cave/ Office in the basement with a completely new set up.

We set up a TV, couches, lounge chairs, and a great, loud stereo system. Most importantly, we now have a nice, huge backyard for our kids and great summer BBQ parties. Can’t wait to invite some good friends over for good times! I would like to give a big thanks to Donny Barnes who helped us move and get everything set up and running smooth. Thanks Don. We are riding into the Fall and Holiday season and have a lot of events planned. Keep yourself up to date by checking out the magazine, in print or online as the info becomes available. Don’t forget to check out our advertisers for great holiday gift ideas. Remember, most of the shops and dealerships kick it off in November with Black Friday. It’s not only the stores who have great deals and sales, even painters and powder coaters, like ReNu Powder Coating usually have great Holiday specials in time to start working on that motorcycle for next season.

We have some big news to announce by next month so keep your eyes and ears open for it. It’s going to be a great season!

Ride safe and be careful out there.

Make sure you spread the word by telling your local dealers and businesses to support your favorite magazine, as our supporters bring you the magazine each month.

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Until next month... Keep your knees in the breeze!

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DIRECTORY ADIRONDACK HARLEY-DAVIDSON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 B&M PERFORMANCE CYCLES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .11 BABE OF THE MONTH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .22 BARN SIDER BBQ (THE) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13 BUDWEISER. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .32 CLARKE HEATING & COOLING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 CUSTOM AUTO & CYCLE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .21 CYCLE CITY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .17 DIVINE COMPUTER SOLUTIONS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .37 DUSTY’S DAIRY BAR & GRILL. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .11 EVENTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .10 FAST LANE DJ SERVICES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .52 FAST LANE LAUGHS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 FEATURE BIKE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24, 30 FINE LINE GRAPHICS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .49 GANBY CYCLES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .52 GILLIGAN’S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 HARLEY-DAVIDSON CO-OP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .33 HARLEY-DAVIDSON/UTICA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .37 HARRISON LAW GROUP (THE) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IBC HERITAGE CYCLES. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 44 IDONTKNOW MC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .40 IGNITION NATION.COM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .14 J F EGAN ENTERPRISES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .48 JACK DANIELS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .29 JERSEY JAY WYMBS TATTOO. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .11 JJ’S CYCLE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .15 KEEPING UP WITH JONES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 KICK START TOWING. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .24 KOZAK KUSTOMS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .48 LAMINATION PRESERVATION . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .24 LEHIGH EXTRAVAGANZA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .41 LOCOMOTION POWERSPORTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BC LYNN’S UP-TOWN SPORTS TAVERN . . . . . . . . . . . . .37 MARK VETRINI PHOTOGRAPHY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .15 MEN & MOTORCYCLES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .49 NATIONWIDE INSURANCE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .52 NEW ROC HARLEY-DAVIDSON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IFC NEW YORK BIKER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .48 O’TOOLE’S HARLEY-DAVIDSON. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .28 PREMIO FOODS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .25 PRODUCT REVIEWS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .38 RABIN LAW FIRM. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .20 RENU POWDER COATING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .21 ROCKIN’ ROADHOUSE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .25 ROMA RISTORANTE/PIZZA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .14 RONNIE’S MOTOR SPORTS, INC. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13 SAMSON’S BAR/FAMILY RESTAURANT . . . . . . . . . .20 SHEBURNE SPORTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .49 SKULL GEAR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .52 SPARROW TATTOO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .36 TATTOO -JUNGKIE/LEAH JUNG . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .35 TATTOO TONY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 44 TECH TIP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .45 WOMEN IN THE WIND. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .48

BIKER MEETS VIAGRA Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, “Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I’ve never had three biker babes at once, & I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent.”

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer & takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label “Viagra Extra Strength” & says, “Here, if you eat this, you’ll go NUTS for 12 hours!”

The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up to the same pharmacist & pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash’s Johnson is black & blue with the skin hanging off in some places. Crash says, “Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay.” The pharmacist replies, “BEN GAY?! You’re not going to put Ben Gay on your d*ck while it’s in that condition?”

Crash says, “No, it’s for my arms, the girls didn’t show up.” ☼☺☼☺☼☺☼☺☼☺☼☺☼ DRUNKEN BIKER One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy biker bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.

At closing time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, try his keys on five different bikes before he found his. Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several minutes, looking as if he might pass out right there.

Everyone left the bar and rode off.

Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the biker, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer Test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The biker replied, “Tonight, I’m the Designated Decoy.”

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ROCKIN’ THE ROAD FOR A CURE FOR BREAST CANCER

ANNUAL MOTORCYCLE CLASSIC & CAR RUN October 16th. 2011 . Pictures by G.W.S A look at All the Days events and Action, Close Up

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Events Calendar

YOU CAN’T GO...

IF YOU DON’T KNOW! BIKE NIGHTS EVERY WEDNESDAY ROCKIN’ ROADHOUSE WEDNESDAY NIGHT BIKE NIGHTS. Route 8, Mount Upton, NY. Great people, great prizes, great music, great food and great times. Awesome food and drink specials, plenty of parking. Harley-Davidson Gift Card Giveaways. 4-9pm, Route 8, Mount Upton, NY, 607-764-8787. Sponsored by Fast Lane Biker New York.

NEW YORK CITY AREA NOVEMBER 27TH . CELEBRATING NEWROC HARLEY-DAVIDSON’S 6TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY Please, come join us at our 6th Anniversary Celebration with our 7th Annual ‘No Turkey’s Here’ Bike Show. We will have free food, live music by “The Saints”, Reaction Racing will be here to test your bike reaction time with Trophies for the winners, there are Trophies for the bike show winners too and also play the ‘Roll Of The Day’ Game – It’s a $1 donation benefiting the Ronald McDonald House of NY and you could win a $250 NewRoc Gift Card among other prizes! Join us, we are just 10 miles over the Throgs Neck Bridge. NRHD.com | 8 Industrial Lane, New Rochelle, NY 10805.

LONG ISLAND NOVEMBER 5TH . DORIAN’S VOICE POKER RUN Champion Motorsports 2688 Middle Country Rd.. $20/rider,$10/Passengers., Walk In’s $15, K/U 5pm. Ends at JD’s Place in Farmingdale.

Music,Raffles,50/50, and More. Sponsored

by Fast Lane Biker NY and Bret Harrison Law Group.

NOVEMBER 6TH . 11TH ANNUAL VA HOSPITAL RUN - 11th Annual VA Hospital Run. Light breakfast at Sign up. Raffles, 50/50 Drawn prior to run.

BBQ at League After run (1:30pm). Live Music

by Lex Gray. For more information contact Jim at 516-503-4963 or write gruntnam68@hotmail. com. Time: 9:30am, Place: Leathernnecks MC New York, 99 New York Avenue, Massapequa, New York 11758 Cost: $20.00

NEW YORK STATE NOVEMBER 26TH . BLACK FRIDAY SALE Adirondack Harley Davidson DECEMBER 4TH . ADIRONDACK HARLEY DAVIDSON OPEN HOUSE/ CHRISTMAS SALE

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DECEMBER 10TH . ABATE OF ONONDAGA CHRISTMAS PARTY & TOY DRIVE The main purpose of the ABATE organization is to work toward continued freedom of the road by insuring that motorcyclists’ point of view is presented to our legislators and to promote motorcycle safety, rider education, and awareness. We are trying to alleviate the very real possibility of “Big Brother Government”.

We encourage all our members to be informed, registered voters. We write letters to our elected officials and stay aware of what is going on with motorcycle legislation, education and other transportation issues. “New Rider” education classes with certified safety instructors are currently being offered by some New York State chapters.

NOVEMBER 6TH . LI ABATE ST. MARY’S FOOD AND TOY RUN - Reg 10am at the Riverheads Elks Lodge,NON-Perishable food or an Un wrapped 10

toy.KU at 11:30am.

NOVEMBER 20TH . IDONTKNOWMC 14TH ANNUAL POKER RUN - Benefits St.John of God Outreach Center,Regt$15 or Frozen Turkey per Person at Formula One Motorsports 4030 Sunrise Hwy., End site will be announced at Sign up. Music by Joe Rock and The All Stars. Vendors Wanted. For more Info 631-715-390 DECEMBER 2ND . AMERICAN VETERANS MC WINTERLAND BASH - Live music & DJ, Great Food, Door Prizes, 50/50 and more! MC’s and Independents Welcome! For more information contact Sgt. Major at 917 854-7087 or write mpmasterblaster@aol.com Time: 7:00pm, Hempstead American Legion 390, 160 Marvin Avenue, Hempstead, New York 11550 Cost: $15.00 DECEMBER 11TH . THE WHO CARES COMMITTEE TOY RUN - Start Sears Parking Lot, End Hicksville,NY. More Info to Come...

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I have been on the road for over a decade now and I thought I would share with you some of my observations and insight. Please do not take these personally and don’t get offended, these are just the rantings of a mad man. I thought it would be neat to put them in a TOP TEN list ala Letterman.

Number 10: I WOULD LOVE TO COME TO YOUR EVENT AND THIS IS HOW MUCH I CHARGE $$$.

It is not financially sound to drive halfway across the country at 6mpg to set up at a small rally to lose money.

Number 9: PHOTOGRAPHERS, PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO SELL ME A PHOTO SHOOT. My scooters have appeared in numerous mags and tv shows and I never turn down free publicity but don’t try to sell me a shoot.

Number 8: LADIES, I DON’T GIVE FREE SHIRTS IF YOU SHOW ME YOUR TITS As much pleasure as I find in your offer I have seen a lot of them and its not a good business plan.

Number 7: DON’T ASK FOR A DISCOUNT ON A T-SHIRT. We don’t sell 5 for 20 t-shirts and never will. I give my repeat customers and the rare person who doesn’t annoy me a discount.

Number 6: PLEASE DON’T ASK ME TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE T-SHIRT DESIGNS. I have worked very hard to create a brand identity and would not ever use someone’s designs and I hunt down those who steal mine. (See next month’s

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Number 5: JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN BE NAKED DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD BE NAKED. I do a lot of clothing optional adult rallies and as a general rule if your stomach exceeds your chest please remain clothed and all men need to be clothed.

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Number 3: STAY OFF MY BIKES! Just because it has a pole on it doesn’t mean you should climb on it. I was raised to never touch someone’s bike without permission and I still follow that credo.

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Number 2: I DON’T MAKE KID’S CLOTHES and never will, just not comfortable going down that road. I have enough stuff I have to answer for already.

Number 1: PLEASE DON’T WALK BOOTH AND ASK WHAT I HAVE FOR FREE. I give free stuff to people who make a purchase and I send stuff to Irag and Afghanistan and donate to legit charities, but when I pull up at the truck stop for diesel fuel, it ain’t free.

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TIME MACHINE

by Tim Hayes

Faster...

And faster...

Let go and trust the soul of the beast.

Mindless instinct blurs reality.

Two speeding wheels Welded now into one racing heart Melting into the passing horizon beneath.

Frightening beauty Morphs into unbridled passion.

Fears frozen in place, Left behind with the present, Unable to catch the future, Already past.

Crossing the line now, and then To the untapped consciousness of life; Leaving it to follow, Too late. Still faster... And faster...

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ART FOR LIFE . THROWN BY MODERN WELDING SCHOOL For Pancreatic Cancer and Community Hospice of Albany In Memory of Debra Nati, William Gillenwalters and Dean Harding . October 8th, 2011

What a beautiful day to celebrate a 75th anniversary! The sun was shining and I had a great ride out to Schenectady on my Honda Davidson®. I would personally like to give a big thank you to everyone that made this event possible. It was a pleasure to see so many great friends and to meet so many nice people. Tattoo Tony made the hike out here and as usual impressed us all with his talent. He was tattooing right on sight and did some amazing work! And it was very nice to meet his new assistant Shannon and her family.

I hope to see them again. For those of you who were fortunate enough to be there, how about the live music? Herb was smoking as usual and I saw Max for the first time. They are some true rockers and they sounded great, that’s for sure! I always take the opportunity to admire Larry Tremblay’s Marine Tribute Bike when I can! What a beautiful tribute to our military and fallen soldiers like Larry’s son. Larry you are an incredible person for honoring your boy with such a work of art. I love it and my heart goes out to you,. Some day you will see him again and when you do, please tell him I said thank you. “The greatest love is shown when people lay down their lives for their friends.” (JOHN 15:13) And as if all of this wasn’t cool enough…how about those welders? I have never seen so many cool things made out of metal. The smoking hot bike by Shane Gatto Customs, the jewelry, and wow the sculptures were amazing! Just take a look at some of the pictures.

This was definitely not your average bike event. What a great day for such a great cause.

This was a fundraiser for pancreatic cancer and community hospice of Albany in memory of Debra Nati, William Gillenwalters and Dean Harding. Scott and Michele, you have out done yourselves again. You are both truly great people with huge selfless hearts. Your hard work and good deeds are unending. Good luck to all of the talented welders and hard workers at the Modern Welding School and happy 75th anniversary.

Until next time, ride on! Toni S.

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BIKERS FOR BABIES STATEN ISL AND MARCH OF DIMES October 2nd, 2011 . Staten Island Mall . Featuring Tattoo Tony

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BIKER FAST LANE A E YOU V GI L IL NY W D A GE A P FREE FULL ULLY F T O N IF YOU’RE UST BE SATISFIED (M INT, COMPLA A VALID Y!) FINAL SA IS Y R GER

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Amy o t t e l o Nic Tattoo artist for the hit TV show LA Ink! Amy was born and raised in southern New Jersey just outside of Philadelphia.

Portraits, Japanese, color, traditional — she is comfortable and willing to do any style, and opts to not conďŹ ne herself when it comes to her art. She is passionate about music, having acquired an eclectic taste over time.

Check her out online at: www.amynicolettotattoos.com

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1976 HARLEY FRAME MAKE & YEAR: HD 1976 TYPE: FXE STRETCH: NONE ALTERATIONS: MOLDED & CUSTOM PAINTED BUILT BY: HD FENDER STRUTS: BILLET ALUMINUM DESIGNED BY “ Richie The Kid” FORKS CUSTOM PAINTED FLH HARLEY DAVIDSON WIDEGLIDE TYPE & MAKE: EXTENSION: NONE ENGINE STOCK HARKEY DAVIDSON 1200 TRANSMISSION YEAR: 1976 SHAFTING: 4 SPEED KICKER ENGINE SPROCKET: 24 T TRANSMISSION SPROCKET: 51 T MODIFICATIONS: ELECTRIC START ACCESSORIES EXHAUST PIPES: DUAL FLH HEADERS WITH MEGAPHONE STYLE EXHAUST TIPS CONTROLS: CUSTOM PAINTED BARS: CHUBBY APES RISERS: 1 1/4 CHUBBY RISERS FRONT & REAR FENDERS: CUSTON MADE FIBERGLASS WITH SKIRTED DAGGER , SIDES AND SCALLOPED EDGES HEADLIGHTS & SPOTS: PAINTED WITH CUSTOM DUCK BILL VISOR TAIL-LIGHTS: CUSTOM MADE MALTESE CROSS WAS INCORPORATED INTO THE REAR FENDER TO GIVE THE ILLUSION THAT THE CROSS IS PART OF THE PAINT JOB

DIRECTIONAL: VIZOR LIGHTS WITH RUNNING AND BRAKING CAPABILITY SPEEDO: IT IS A CUSTOM MADE MIRRORED SPEEDO WITH LIGHTED DISPLAY THAT IS BUILT INTO A MODIFIED AND PAINTED STRETCH DASH WITH POLISHED STAINLESS STEEL INSERT PEGS-FRONT: LONG BILLET ALUMINUM FLOORBOARDS WERE DESIGNED AND POLISHED BY “RICHIE THE KID” PEGS-REAR: DIAMOND DESIGNED PEGS AND CONTROL GRIPS ELECTRIC: A DYNA 2000 I IGNITION SYSTEM WAS ADDED ALONG WITH AN UPGRADE OF ALL WIRING AND ELECTRICAL COMPONENTS GAS TANKS: CUSTOM 6 GALLON FLAT SIDED STRETCH TANKS OIL SYSTEMS: CUSTOM CHROME WRAP AROUND OIL TANK WITH A FINNED BILLET OIL COOLER PRIMARY COVER: CHROMED WITH A CUSTOM PAINTED HD LOGO DERBY COVER SEAT: DESIGNED BY “RICHIE THE KID” AND COVERED BY PHOENIX INTERIORS MIRRORS & SISSYBAR: SQUARE STOCK STEEL, TWISTED AND SHAPED WITH DAGGER STYLED SISSY BAR MOUNTS TO MATCH GRAPHICS WHEELS: POLISHED ALUMINUM MAGS SIZE: 16” FRONT AND BACK MAKE: PRO-ONE EXOTICA BRAKE: HD WITH CHROME COVERS MISCELLANEOUS: LICENSE PLATE: BUILT INTO REAR FENDER WITH LIGHTED ACORNS SPECIAL THANKS TO: SEXY VICTORIA, FAMILY AND FRIENDS

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HARLEY-DAVIDSON/BUELL 8 Industrial Lane • New Rochelle, NY 914-632-6743 • Fax 914-633-0331 Toll Free 866-632-NRHD www.nrhd.com

HARLEY-DAVIDSON 4 Sullivan Street • Wurtsboro, NY 845-888-2426 www.otooleshd.com

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HARLEY-DAVIDSON 432 South Main Street • Gloverville, NY 518-725-3698 www.adkhd.com

HARLEY-DAVIDSON 4870 Commercial Drive • New York Mills, NY 315-797-5570 www.hdutica.com

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MOTORCYCLE OLYMPICS This was NewRoc Harley’s best motorcycle Olympics to date. With a lot more competitors, better competitors (some even making their way from New Jersey) and a new event thrown in, it all made for a lot of fun for the participants and entertaining for the crowd.

At the top of the list for the most entertaining guys: Jeff S., if you didn’t see his performance, you missed it, all I can say is this guy has guts. I have heard a lot of excuses as to why people did not want to participate in the games – Jeff should be an example to them all, he just kept going and going! By far Jeff garnered the most applause for the day with the exception of 6 year old Danny on his electric bike. And the other most entertaining: Joe P., I have never seen or heard anything like this…by see I mean doing every event, even zipping through the obstacle course, on a bike with huge ape hangers. As for what I heard? Joe scraped everything around all the corners, his kickstand, pipes and I will swear I even saw him scrape his frame. I was always impressed with Ralph H. and Manny R. scraping their floorboards around turns and so with them in mind I got a special trophy this year for the most floorboard scrapes in one turn on the obstacle course. When I heard Joe take his turn I thought for sure the competition for Manny and Ralph was over, Ralph did end up taking the trophy though but only by one scrape over Joe. The new event added this year was the Disc Toss and top prize went to Joe P. Even though the NewRoc H-D events are really just for fun, other first place awards went to Ralph H. in the slow race and obstacle course and to Tom L. in the barrel push. Let’s also not forget new this year were the ‘kid competitors’ on their bicycles, looking forward to seeing Nicholas, Breanna, Aiden, Adrianna and Danny next year. Check out more photos of all the competitors, big and small, in the gallery at NRHD. com

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I get a lot of requests for a recommendation for a tattoo artist, and when I toss out some respectable names, they tell me, “I can’t travel to Philadelphia/California/ Spain.” Don’t fret, I have some good news!

Some of the world’s best artists will come to you! Tattoo conventions are the tattoo collector’s version of Lollapalooza or Ozzfest.

Touring tattooists. Rows and rows of both established and up and coming artists for you to browse through like a swap meet. You’ll even be introduced to different aftercare products and magazines; there is usually even an opportunity for you to be photographed for magazine features. My most recent piece was done at the Boston Tattoo Convention by an artist from Philly (Myke Chambers). He had already filled all of his available slots, but I convinced him to hook me up with this little sleepy pillow (pictured).

Keep in mind that the artist you prefer may need you to schedule your appointment long before the day of the convention. High demand is often a good indication of a quality artist. Since we are on the topic of choosing an artist, take notice of my pillow tattoo. That smooth, perfect outline is commonly referred to as “clean lines.”

Clean lines are crucial if you want a beautiful tattoo.

Check out attending artists for the upcoming AM-JAM tattoo festival in Syracuse. Even if you are not ready to sit in front of hundreds of people while you get drilled with a tattoo machine, there is a lot to see. For starters, I will be there! I give away free hugs. Not all of us tattooed weirdos are scary and unapproachable. As a matter-of-fact, most of us are quite cuddly.

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NEW PRODUCTS FROM HARLEY-DAVIDSON®

NEW BLACK ICE FINISH AVAILABLE FOR HARLEY-DAVIDSON WHEELS Proprietary Treatment Combines Depth with a Highly Reflective Surface

Black Ice, a new surface finish from Harley-Davidson® Genuine Motor Accessories, has been introduced on three custom wheel sets. Black Ice is the product product of of aa proprietary proprietary treatment treatment that that combines combines incredible incredible depth depth the with a highly reflective surface. It’s a look that complements both chrome and black accessories, and many colors. While Black Ice may appear to be “black chrome,” it is not a chrome process. Harley-Davidson is the first to offer this treatment in the motorcycle industry.

The Black Ice finish is available on Roulette custom wheels (P/N 43300116 17-inch front, P/N 40900113 16-inch rear; $549.95 each) and Agitator custom wheels (P/N 43300115 19-inch front, P/N 40900112 18-inch rear; $749.95 each), both for select 2009-later Touring models. Black Ice is also offered on V-Rod 5Spoke wheels (P/N 55083-11 19-inch front, 55082-11 18-inch rear; $649.95 each) for the 2009-later V-Rod Muscle® and 2012 Night Rod® Special.

NEW AIR FOIL PREMIUM LUGGAGE RACK FROM HARLEY-DAVIDSON Sleek Design Incorporates Rubber Grip Strips The new Air Foil Premium Luggage Rack (P/N 54290-11 Chrome, 54291-11 Gloss Black; $209.95) from Harley-Davidson® Genuine Motor Accessories features inlaid rubber runners for added grip, and dedicated bungee mounting points to simplify luggage tie-downs. The low-profile, aerodynamic styling incorporates elegant round tubes and a die-cast rear air foil with a Bar & Shield logo insert. Available in chrome or gloss black, the kit includes all necessary mounting hardware. For added visibility, the rack is designed to incorporate the internal wiring of the Air Foil Rack LED Light Kit (P/N 68000009 Red, 68000010 Smoked; $44.95) Fits many Sportster®, Dyna®, and Softail® models equipped with detachable or rigid-mount Sideplates.

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New Quick Wash bike cleaner from Harley-Davison® Genuine Motor Accessories is tough on dirt, oil and bugs, but safe for use on all motorcycle surfaces. Quick Wash does not strip wax, corrode fasteners or spokes, stain leather, vinyl seats or saddlebags. Just spray it on and hose it off. Quick Wash gets into hard-to-reach spaces, and cleans without scrubbing. Its sheeting action rinses clean and prevents spotting. Available with an easy-to-handle trigger pump in a 16-ounce bottle (P/N 93600011, $7.95) or 32-ounce bottle (P/N 93600012, $14.95), and in a convenient onegallon refill container (P/N 93600013, $39.95).

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NEW SCREAMIN’ SCREAMIN’ EAGLE EAGLE SUPER SUPER OCTANE OCTANE BOOST BOOST FROM FROM HARLEY-DAVIDSON HARLEY-DAVIDSON NEW A Replacement Replacement for for Premium-Grade Premium-Grade Fuel Fuel with with Powerful Powerful Detergent Detergent Action Action A Ideal for use in areas where premium fuel is not available, Screamin’ Eagle® Super Octane Boost (P/N 94867-10, $4.95) from Harley-Davidson® Genuine Motor Accessories provides a 3 RON (Research Octane Number) boost to the posted pump gas octane. Use of higher-octane gasoline may reduce engine pinging and heat, and improves performance in higher-compression engines.

Formulated with a powerful detergent, Octane Boost effectively cleans fuel injectors, carburetors, and intake valve and combustion chamber deposits with just one treatment. One four-ounce bottle of Octane Boost treats one motorcycle tank of fuel. Safe for use with catalyst and oxygen sensor equipped bikes, Screamin’ Eagle® Super Octane Boost is the only octane additive tested and approved by Harley-Davidson Motor Co., for use in Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

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CATSKILL MOUNTAIN THUNDER September 15th-18th, 2011

By Iron Mike Gross

A great time was had by all at the Catskill Thunder at Blackthorn Resort. As in the past it was a huge success.

There were thousands of bikes and riders from all over the country as well as some of the top builders in the country.

Ron Finch, from Finch Custom Cycles was in the house along with Satan Cycles front and center with Northeast Chop Shop and Deadwood Choppers to mention a few. They displayed some of their masterpieces as well as a build off competition.

There was also the International Trick Riders that displayed their talents for the mass crowd as well as The Wall of Death.

What these guys do is absolutely amazing!!!!!!!!!!!

We had a blast meeting all different types of people and their amazing stories.....A particular group stands out and that is the crazy bunch with the Hog Town Hilton II...........great people, down to earth they greeted us with a hug and a kiss, just like we had know each years.........that’s the best part about being a biker, like the old saying goes: a friend will say, “Hello!” But a biker friend will give you a big hug and kiss hello. We can definitely say we made a lot of biker friends this past weekend!

The bands were excellent as always.......with 38 Special rocking the night away. Great performances by all!

A great time is always had by all!!!!!!!

Can’t wait for next year’s Catskill Thunder..............

RIDE SAFE MY FRIENDS!!!

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TECH TIP . OIL WINTERIZE NOW OR SPRING (FOR A BIG BILL LATER)

By Shawn E. Sweeney, Cycle Connect

Most of us don’t live in a climate where riding year round is a common thing and something about snow and two wheels just doesn’t seem to work, although my grandfather did have a set of tire chains on his BMW and side car. But he was a little nuts. Here, we go by the numbers.

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CHOSE A GOOD LOCATION. When possible, chose a storage location away from windows. The ultraviolet light can fade paint and plastic parts. Direct sunlight can raise the ambient temperature of the storage area which will promote condensation when the sun goes down. Moisture trapped will condense on the bike and then the rust monster is back! You can eliminate this threat by using a motorcycle cover made from breathable material.

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DON’T WAIT UNTIL SPRING TO CHANGE THE OIL. I always see ads that promote motorcycle storage and, for an extra fee, they will change the oil in the spring. I scream, “You idiots!” They expect me to pay them to leave contaminated oil in my engine all winter and let the acid and other corrosives that are a b-product of combustion (one of the reasons we change our oil) sit in my bike all winter? NOT! Changing the oil is a must do before storage. In fact, I strongly recommend changing all the fluids - brake, clutch and coolant.

informative link: www.goldeagle.com/engine_care/ 411onethanol.aspx, STA-BIL now has several different products including one for ethanol. But I have heard from several sources that the marine STA-BIL works very well. I have not tried it myself but plan to do so this winter. Key to remember is to fill up the tank with fuel to prevent rusting, add stabilizer and drain carbs, and, if carb bowls can’t be drained, turn off fuel and run them dry.

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Is that enough information? If this sounds like too much to do you can always ride throughout the winter – I’ll be posting my grandfather’s motorcycle tire 3.

THE BATTERY. If possible remove your bat- chains on eBay. tery and store it in a warm place. But even more important, keep it on a battery tender or trickle charger.

The preferred unit is a tender that cycles off and on so you don’t cook your battery. You’ll pay a little more but it’s worth it. Note that it doesn’t work if you don’t hook it up. For every ten units we sell, at least one guy shows up each spring with a dead battery stating that he bought the charger but never hooked it up. I, of course, gladly hook him up with a new battery.

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BEAUTY FOR A CURE BENEFIT The Tack Room Bar . Long Island . September 30th, 2011

We kicked off Breast Cancer Awareness Month on September 30th with an event at the Tack Room in Bethpage, N.Y. The turnout was overwhelming! Hundreds showed up to support the cause.

The place was set up with a Chinese Auction and 50/50 raffles were being sold. Everyone was in the mood to help out and had a great time doing so. Live music provided by the great band Lighthouse.

Dave from Big Boar & Gerry from ReNu were behind the bar, Tom Mele from Harrison Law Group even wore a pink bra which was stuffed with donations to help Beauty For A Cure, a charity on Long Island that helps fund many different breast cancer charities on the Island.

All the money raised here stays here on Long Island, stated Christina Smith, founder of Beauty for a Cure! Christina herself is a Breast Cancer Survivor, and wanted to do something to give back and help others in need.

Beauty For A Cure would like to thank everyone that came out to support and a special thanks to: Kim & Rosie from The Tack Room, The Harrison Law Group, Lax For Hope, The staff from Top Cuts Salon, Big Boar Cycles, Salon Odyssey, ReNu Powder Coating, Fast Lane Biker, Sparrow Tattoo, Lighthouse, George Barry & Tom Mele. For more info on Beauty For A Cure go to, www.beautyforacure.org

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Name: Susan Tornatore Age: 37 Occupation: High School Teacher Where do you live: Wappingers Falls, NY What do you ride: NY, CT, MA; Riding the Blue Ridge Parkway and to Sturgis & Yellow Stone National Park on my 2005 HD Street Glide. I started by buying an 883 HD-Sportster then hiring Christine for professional lessons. I rode it for 7,000 miles in one summer and moved up to a new HD 2002 Softail Standard the following spring. (The guy who had originally ordered it, found out that his wife was pregnant at 42 and was forced to cancel but it gave me the opportunity to buy it.) I rode that Softail for 20,000 miles in just three years. I was tired of the skinny front tire and ready for a full touring bike when at the end of my trip on the Blue Ridge Parkway, I found a 2005 HD Street Glide at the HD dealer in Gettysburg, PA . I love it! The next summer I rode from NY, to Canada, to Michigan and out to Sturgis with friends. After some convincing to go another 500 miles to Yellow Stone, I got to lead the way. It was awesome, one of the best trips of my life. Each bike has had its own name and personality but my third bike was definitely the charm!

How long have you been riding: Over 10 years Who influenced you? A friend Self taught or classes? Private instructor Favorite ride route? Route 301, NY Country or city rider? COUNTRY Favorite spot to stop bar, grill or restaurant Grill Favorite event you have attended: PA Rally in Gettysburg, PA 2001 & cross country ride to Yellowstone Bug or windshield? Windshield all the way!

Any other info or whatever else you want to add? I love riding. It makes me unique. I feel that when I ride I have to represent all women riders. I feel the need to be at my best at all times to be respected on the road.

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Name: BYRD Age: 62 Occupation: Sales of automotive products to the trade What do you ride: ‘07 Night Train, ‘10 Road King Police, ‘99 ST1100 How long have you been riding? 40 years Who influenced you? Every motorcyclist I saw growing up in the Bronx Favorite ride route and why: Back roads in the Hudson Valley & Catskills because they are close enough for a 1 day getaway.

Country rider or city rider: Country by choice, city when needed.

Favorite event you have attended in the 10 years: HOG’s Adirondack Rendezvous.

Your dream bike would be: Harley-Davidson Knucklehead Favorite bar grill or restaurant: Barnstormer in Fort Montgomery Words of wisdom for the new riders: Take a MSF course and dress as if everyone else is blind, crippled or crazy.

Looking forward to what in 2011: Another 15,000+ miles with my HOG buddies Bug or the windshield? Bugs for short rides, windshield for winter rides.

Any other things you want to say or add?? Join the AMA and always ride as if your life depended on it.

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Second class citizens Rights revoked Stopped and searched Out there on the road Checkpoints set up At major events Trying to discourage Those who’d attend Profiling Bikers Patched or not Americans rights Are being set up To be taken away By the powers that be In this home of the Brave And once land of the Free Would you like to be featured in ‘Women in the Wind’ or ‘Men & Motorcycles’? All you have to do is email us at Events@fastlanebikerny.com or yourpeachie@hotmail.com and we’ll send you a MS Word questionnaire for you to fill out and email back to us with 2 pictures of you and your ride so we can feature YOU right here in Fast Lane Biker NY! 49

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CYCLE CITY GRAND OPENING

174 Rt. 17, Sloatsburg, NY . www.cyclecityny.com . 845-712-5406 October 1st & 2nd, 2011 . By Fast Lane Frank Cycle City kicked off its grand opening in style. They had the Big Dog’s Tractor Trailer, music, great food, and great deals. I met the staff for the first time and was impressed by their knowledge of the industry, not to mention they were very nice people, accommodating to all their customers. Cycle City is owned by Carl Mancuso and they have Frank Caramico, formerly of New York Harley Davidson, as the Service Manger.

Cycle City has a nice, big waiting area with a couch, free coffee, and a flat screen TV. They have a great selection of jackets, shirts, helmets, and parts. They carry new and used Big Dog Motorcycles, used Harley Davidsons and other motorcycles. Their business offers service, repair, fabrications, and complete bike builds specializing in High Performance Harley Davidson, and servicing all American V-Twins.

I had some of the great food catered by Rhoads Tavern and enjoyed the beautiful day. I talked with a lot of the sales reps and checked out some of the great motorcycles. I checked out the 2011 Big Dog bagger, with its high cubic inch motor and sleek look and I thought it was one hell of a ride. Go down and check out Cycle City and tell them Fast Lane Biker NY sent you.

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