Welcome
We are a brand new political party who are not standing in the may but will be standing in the next general election. We believe that you need to get potential voters before spending money on running for election. As you will see from this document we are the only poitical part standing up for the rights of those members of the public who choose to have sideburns and facial hair (except those with moustaches). Growth of sideburns has increased since the famous have sported them Jack White, Benedict Cumberbatch & Bradley Wiggins thinking they were cool. We consider these people to be unoffical supporters. If you believe strongly in our policies & what to take your relationship with us to the next level we have a reasonable subscription ÂŁ3 a month for a two badge set see image to the right), monthly newsletter and a thanks on our website.
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Side Burn Party - Manifesto
Equality for All with Sideburns Equality is an overused word today and it has lost all meaning. We actually want equality. Equality for all with sideburns. If you are a man or a women or trans; we won’t judge you unless you haven’t got sideburns. If you are black or white; we won’t judge unless you haven’t got sideburns. If you are heterosexual, homosexual or transsexual; we won’t judge you unless you haven’t got sideburns. If you are rich & poor; we won’t judge you unless you haven’t got sideburns. We just want equality for all with sideburns.
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Moustaches are the scourge on every man, woman & child in this country. They are invading the faces of many young men and elderly women. It must be stopped. (See red in diagram We want to start introducing a nationwide shaving scheme to GP services for those who have been struck down with a case of wandering facial hair. In severe cases, laser hair removal on the NHS will be prescribed. We as a party stand for head on the hair and on the sides of the face should be on show.
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Scrap Moustaches Side Burn Party - Manifesto
Disclosure of Hair History Public opinion is clear they don’t trust politicians to of had a clean haircut history so this is a step to address that. Every politician (MP/cabinet/ lords) at the end of the financial year will be asked by the electoral commission to publish a haircut return. This is a record of every awkward haircut/ facialhair arrangement that they have had over the course of their parliamentary career. If the honourable gentleman or lady does not want to disclose this; questions will have to be asked by a commission or the media at large.
If one has ever sported a prog rock moustache and hair combo & you are a political figure you will have to declare so.
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MP’s Hair Cut
To make sure all parliamentarians remain smart & uniform and haircut system is to be introduced. It has been suggested in some quarters, that some members of parliament need “to wear a proper suit, do up his tie.� But we propose one step futher, to bring the houses of parliament in line with the Army and the school system so that they get a uniform to stop these personal attacks. One uniform for all boys (with a uniform haircut) & one uniform for girls (with the same uniform haircut). All members will be required to have sideburns or at least put on a side burn growing program for the follically challenged. To the left is the new national haircut for all politicans.
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Side Burn Party - Manifesto
Junior Doctors Crisis Fix Junior doctors are the senior doctors, nurses & managers of the future and we need to reopen the dialogue to stop them walking away from the NHS. It is both wrong and illegal to force people to sign a contract that they do not want to. Jeremy Hunt has handled this all wrong and now is the time to get the health service back on track. Our strategy will be to have all junior doctors get the contract that they want but in tern they have to set an example to the public by growing sideburns & promote the benefits of having them during consultations & treatment.
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Osbourne; not on our side The chancellor of the exchequer has failed to meet all of the targets that he has set himself. Downgrading his sideburn growth; how can this be a successful chancellor? He was meant to get full mutton chops over the course of the last parliament but he has failed to grow them at all. He plans to run a sideburn surplus in a time when family’s hair budgets are being cut. We need a safe length of sideburn and a way to save money. Re-evaluation of Osbourne’s last haircut may be a way to find the answers. Who let him get rid of the growth he had forecast? Is someone accountable for this lack of progress? Or is it just his lack of competence? Important questions need answering.
Never trust a man without sideburns to run the ecconomy
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Side Burn Party - Manifesto
Peace, Love & Sideburns Airdrops We are losing the war on terror ever since we first entered Iraq in 2003 and now we are losing in in Syria. How about instead of dropping air strikes we do air drops promoting peace, love & sideburns. We can’t change the ideals of a country by bombing them or toppling a ruler that we even vaguely disagree with. Western values are different and we should stop trying to enforce them in places they don’t belong. So we just need to promote the simplest of human values, which should be universal.
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Side Burn Party - Manifesto
The EU debate will continue with project fear but we want a more diverse panel of people debating the big question. The people will have their final say but they need more people like the people to justify their opinions; not just toffs, liberals & the none sideburned. The ÂŁ9.4 million that this government spent promoting one side of the argument was wrong as none of the current government have sideburns. The debate needs more men and women with hair on the sides of their face.
Pupils not Profit Profit plays no part in educating people; hasn’t up until now so why start now. Sideburns have never played a part in schools but we want to change that. The younger generation need a solid base set of knowledge and understanding about sideburns to set them up for the rest of their lives. If everyone gets the same set of ideas, they can make informed opinions thus reducing the ignorance factor.
Discrimination of any kind against a sideburned man or woman should’t be encouraged
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Sideburn Health Problem
We want to redress the balance. Just because you can see it doesn’t mean that it’s not a problem. Sideburn health is a silent problem. We want to improve awareness of it and have a national awareness and treatment system for its treatment, as current care is patchy to say the least, much like some peoples side burns. Waxing, shaving and colouring classes will be introduced to PSHE classes across the country for men and women. This man is fully cleaned, blow dryed and fully waxed to maintain it’s shine. Have you?
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Side Burn Party - Manifesto
Regulation; Sideburn We have a free haircut policy and that is good for democracy but when the people over step the mark with wild styles, excessive use of hair products or ill-informed cuts, hair regulation needs to step in. Half hearted apologies in small print doesn’t account for the media attention or extra copies of newspapers sold through these scandalous stories.
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Simple Hair Network We are not saying nationalise the hair network but the network needs to be simple. Fees should be standardised not fluctuate from hour to hour, day to day. Europe has set the example, of what hair networks should look like; standardised cost effective membership, clean/fast cutting & on time slots. HaircutS 2 will be scrapped, as it’s a lot of money for little reward.
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Side Burn Party - Manifesto
to make a change. If you don’t vote you can’t change anything. It is your democratic right to vote so why not fulfil it and vote for us. We as a political party are unique to the UK’s political scene as we are fresh faced & ready to get some power to use it for good; spreading peace, love and sideburns. You may not agree with all of our policies. You may not have sideburns but want to promote those who do. Logically we are the party for you. If you believe strongly in our policies and what to take your relationship with us to the next level we have a reasonable subscription £3 a month for a two badge set (see image to the right), monthly newsletter and a thanks on our website. Remember to register to vote at;
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Hello
We are a brand new political party who are not standing in the may but will be standing in the next general election. We believe that you need to get potential voters before spending money on running for election. As you will see from this document we are the only poitical party standing up for the rights of those members of the public who choose to have sideburns and facial hair
We Stand For; (except those with moustaches).
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Equality for All with Sideburns
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Scrap Moustaches
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Disclosure of Hair History
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MP’s Hair Cut
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Junior Doctors Crisis Fix
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Osbourne; not on our side
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Peace, Love & Sideburns Airdrops
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Diverse Debate on Europe
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Pupils not Profit
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Sideburn Health Problem
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Regulation; Sideburn
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Simple Hair Network
You can join us for £3 a month for a two badge set,
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Side Burn Party - Manifesto
monthly newsletter and a thanks on our website.