SEX

SEX A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE KAMASUTRA Yes, we're telling you to keep this issue of JERK on your bed. Or at least the next two pages. illustrations by Nina Bridges

Time Bomb Use when you want to look at your partner face-to-face, and work your thighs (leg day baby). Start by bracing yourself against a wall, while your partner straddles you. Your partner can determine the rhythm while you hold them up— or, use your hands on them.

Doggy Style

Besides being the best position for hitting the G-spot, this position allows the receiver to control the depth and angle of penetration that they prefer. If domination is what turns you on, this position is perfect—throw "dirty little slut" into the moaning mix.

Standing Wheelbarrel This position may only be physically capable if you or your partner is Serena Williams or have the upper body strength of a fullgrown gorilla. Starts out on all fours, while your partner kneels behind you, grasps your ankles and lifts you up off the ground. Now, if you’re a fucking olympic athlete and are still reading, your partner must balance you on their body while sexing it up. Good luck with this one, my abs are sore just writing about it.

G Whiz

Stretch it out baby! This position involves one person hooking their legs over the other's shoulders —whether that's for groin on groin action, or to position the mouth just right. In any case, use this position to look deep into your partner's eyes, while stretching your calves and thighs. It's like hot yoga. But like ... hot.