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FEBRUARY 10, 2022 | The Jewish Home OCTOBER 29, 2015 | The Jewish Home
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Centerfold Football Speak
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I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football, the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today. - President Gerald Ford
! whichever comes first. - Saints RB,
I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards,
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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.- Joe Theismann
! Houston Oilers Head Coach Bill Peterson
George Rogers
! temperamental. That’s 90 Most football players are
percent temper and 10 percent mental. - Doug Plank, former player with the Chicago Bears
! as fast as you can, and I’ll throw
Rapport? You mean like, “You run
it as far as I can?” - QB Jeff Kemp on his rapport with WR Jerry Rice
You guys line up alphabetically by height.-
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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl. - Houston Oilers Head Coach Bill Peterson
! was little.
I’ve been big ever since I
- Refrigerator Perry
! not going to get me to say that.-
I feel like I’m the best, but you’re
Jerry Rice
You Gotta Be Kidding Me! Over breakfast one morning, a woman says to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what today is.” “Of course I do,” her husband answers and leaves for the office. At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rings, and when the woman opens the door, she is handed a box of a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates is delivered. Later, a boutique delivers a designer dress. The woman can’t wait for her husband to come home. “First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!” she exclaims as he walks through the door. “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”
