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Love is in the Air I

love February in Arizona. Can you believe it’s winter here?

Valentine’s Day is coming! Grab a loved one (or someone you just met) and get ready for a fun-filled love fest!

Love Cowboys

Who doesn’t love a sexy cowboy or cowgirl? While this state is far removed from its Wild West days, once a year we’re all wild cowboys. For 32 years, Arizona Gay Rodeo Association (AGRA) has brought us the biggest and best gay rodeo in the country. It’s a fun weekend of shows, vendors and contests. Be safe, have fun and hop on the rodeo shuttle at Charlie’s. Find out more on page 69.

Love Jonny Stanciu

In every issue of ION we bring you all the great events happening around the state in and out of the bars. There’s one person who I love and he takes it to another level. Jonny Stanciu created a group of friends dedicated to socializing beyond the environment of a bar or nightclub. We met up with Jonny and learned more about this fun-loving group called “Gays Do More Than Bars.”

Check out the story on page 34.

Love Cooper and Cohen Two of my favorite stars are coming to Phoenix. Sexy CNN anchor Anderson Cooper and host of Watch What Happens: Live on Bravo, Andy Cohen, are coming to the Comerica Theater 28

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June 9. Join ION Arizona in the VIP suites to enjoy the sexy celebrities for AC2. To reserve your own suite call Courtney at 602514-2919. Check out the ad on page 16.

Love Winter

Put down that remote, stop binge watching past seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race, get out and have some fun! We have two great LGBTQ friendly sporting events happening this month: one with the ASU Sun Devil Women’s Basketball team, plus a hockey game with the Arizona Coyotes where everyone receives a rainbow Arizona Coyotes t-shirt for free (see page 42). There will be Super Bowl parties everywhere on February 5, the Renaissance Festival is back again (see page 88), and the HRC Gala (page 86) is this month, too.

The love continues next month including Celtic Music and Microbrew Festival (page 65), Ignition Circuit Party at Charlie’s (page 64) and an awesome musical tribute to The Beatles called “In My Life” (page 64) at the Herberger Theatre.

So love yourself. Love your friends and family. Love your community. Most importantly, I want you to love this issue of ION Arizona.

Jack Tesorero, Lover

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Social Butterfly Jonny Stanciu

aims to broaden gay social environments.

by Deon Brown

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IDecember, t all started with a hashtag. This past Jonny Stanciu remembers,

“I reflected what I wanted out of life and my goals; I discovered that bars weren’t conducive to what I get excited about and gives me joy.”

Happy Hour wasn’t cutting it anymore.

“I could go to a coffee shop, but there’s got to be other people who think this way,” Jonny thought. He was at a dog park with his dog, Oreo, and Ken Perez when he posted #GaysDoMoreThanBars with a photo on Facebook. He got 118 likes.

Jonny submitted an entry for the new idea for his social group on the LGBTQ page with MeetUp.com and in just one day had fifteen people respond. Gays Do More Than Bars is committed to creating an open, safe space where members can be themselves and simply relax and have fun, making new friends. The group is open to everyone: gay, lesbians, trans. “We’re family friendly, too,” Jonny added. “We don’t always have to be 18-plus all the time. For those with kids, that really opens it up.”

Gays Do More Than Bars

isn’t “anti-bar.” It’s a supplemental avenue to make new friends or just keep busy with other people like you. “I’m not dismissing bars. When people think about where to meet in the LGBT community, most will refer to a bar. But other than bars, some don’t know where to engage with others.

There’s a whole community of people who do things beyond a bar,” Jonny said.

Individual, personal challenges spurred Jonny’s creation of the group, too.

“I used to be the person who stayed at home with my dog, Oreo. This year I’ve experienced a lot of growth and opened up,” he said. “I went through some depression issues—I know what that’s like. So if you need someone who understands, I’m here,” he volunteered.

This isn’t a group for lonelyhearts or spouse hunting, either. “If you think you’re gonna find the love of your life, it’s not gonna happen here. It’s not that kind of a thing. The point is to be yourself and to have fun. Where are your interests? What are your passions? If you like origami, if you like quilting, you can do it here! You February 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 35

“My favorite part is the impact it has on people,” Ken said.

“Some people are just coming out and having a hard time connecting and meeting new people,” Ken explains. “It’s not work, it’s fun! We meet several times a week. It’s good oldfashioned interaction, face-to-face, with people Jonny, his dog asking, ‘How are you Oreo, & Ken Perez. doing?’ It’s a safe, it’s an alternative to bars; a lot more people are seeking us out.” Best of can make friends all, Ken pointed out, “We’re all inclusive. and find people who We’re not here to judge or turn anybody like the same things. It’s all possible and away.” it can happen.” Jonny believes. “Let’s bring this to fruition.”

Human kindness goes a long way and the bedrock of the foundation of Gays Do The group has a standing date to meet More Than Bars. at a dog park every Sunday at 10 a.m.

Other activities include movie night, “I really like meeting people,” said Jonny. bowling at ChrisTown Lanes for $2 “People see how welcoming the group is.

Tuesdays, yoga, hiking, board game People just want to be respected, cared night, the Phoenix Zoo, the Arizona for, appreciated. It happens in my group.

Science Museum, First Fridays, and They feel like they have a little home dining out. “We try to do a restaurant there. If they ever feel like they need once a month—not American food, so a place, they can come to our group. people can try new things. We don’t pick There’s no requirements. They can places where you can’t ‘come as you always be themselves.” are.’”

Jonny has an open invitation: “On New Ken Perez has been part of Gays Do Year’s Eve if you don’t have a home, More Than Bars since the start. You come watch a Harry Potter marathon with might even say that he’s a “charter me and have some free popcorn!” Who member.” could resist that?

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Be yourself! Find out more and check out their monthly calendar at MeetUp.com/Gays-Do-More-Than-Bars or “Like” them on Facebook.

Doggie Date: every Sunday at Margaret T. Hance Park or Steele Indian School Park, alternating.

3 FIRST FRIDAY 9 Movie Night 14 Bowling at ChrisTown Lanes 18 Arizona Renaissance Faire 25 Board Game Night

There’s lots of other specialized LGBTQ social groups on MeetUp.com reflecting a variety special interests that are perfect for you. Here’s a just couple who are active with a lot of involvement:

Fierce Friends of Phoenix

Fun and inviting, our goal is to build a strong bond with our community and help others feel loved and accepted.

Phoenix Gay Professionals Meet-up Group

Meet other local gay professionals, including men and women. Network and share discussion with like-minded individuals about anything from coming out to politics to careers—even sports! (Well, maybe!)

Other social groups include:

Phoenix LGBT Scary Movie Lovers Group • Phoenix Girl Meet Grrrls • Bisexual Ladiez in the Valley • Arizona Transgender • Phoenix IGNITE Your Status HIV Meet-up Group • Marshall Shore Retro Spectacular • Trans Central Station • Phoenix Gay Square Dancing • Valley of the Sun Pink Pistols • Rainbow Phoenix • Arizona Gay Couples & Friends • Rainbow Rebels

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Super Bowl Parties

The Big Game is here! Are you rooting for the New England Patriots or the Atlanta Falcons?

Or do you just want to see Lady Gaga’s halftime show and the commercials? Check out the ads in ION because your favorite bar is partying on the 50 yard line on Sunday, February 5.

Renaissance Festival

Don’t forget the Artisan Marketplace! Come, all ye lads and lasses! Knights and damsels, too! Don’t miss the fabled mermaid Sea Fairies and see fairies! Make it a “knight to remember.” Experience 30 acres of medieval fun for eight festive weekends, February 11-April 2 from 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

Get directions and tickets at RenFestInfo.com.

520-463-2700 See ad on p. 88

Rodeo Events at Charlie’s

Don’t miss out on the rodeo fun at Charlie’s! There’s a mini-rodeo with wild & crazy events on Wednesday, February 15. If you make it all the way through Rodeo Weekend, grab some vittles for the Rodeo Survivor’s Brunch on Monday, February 20 with Pussy LeHoot. 727 W. Camelback Rd. Ph: 602-265-0224 CharliesPhoenix.com (See ad on p. 15)

32nd Annual AGRA Rodeo

The annual Arizona Gay Rodeo is back, featuring the best in bronco busting, steer roping, bull riding, pole bending and more!

This genuine, all-American sport brings a whole weekend of fun February 17-19 to the Corona Ranch & Rodeo Grounds, 7611 S. 29th Ave. at Baseline Rd. in Laveen. Take the Party Bus from Charlie’s to the Rodeo! For details see page 71. For more rodeo info visit AGRA-Phx.com 42

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Heaven or Hell Party at BS West

Have you been good? Or have you been wicked?

Taking the elevator upstairs or down? You’ll have just as much fun in either direction, we guarantee.

Celebrate Mardi Gras Scottsdale style at BS West for their annual Heaven or Hell Party! Drink specials, drag, dancing devils, beads and giveaways! February 24 & 25 at BS West, 7125 5th Ave. in Scottsdale. Ph: 480-945-9028 BSwest.com (See ad on p. 22)

FEBRUARY 2017 ION EVENTS DATE

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Sundays Rock’n Bodies Review Saturdays Sinful Studs Male Revue 4 Men of Charlie’s Contest 5 Super Bowl Parties Game 11-4/2 Renaissance Festival 11 She Lounge Lesbian Night 11 Red Party 11 Sex ‘n’ Candy 15 Mini Rodeo 16 PHX Leather “Gear Up Party” 17-20 AZ Gay Rodeo Weekend 17 Swing Dance Lessons 17 Vaqueros Arizona 17-18 Customer Appreciation Party 18-19 Ho Down: Rodeo Weekend 24-25 Mardi Gras Heaven & Hell Party 25 HRC Gala 26 Social Media Extravaganza 27 El Chacal Karaoke

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Arizona Drag Stars at Crescent Ballroom Get ready for an eye-popping, girdle-busting, boxer-brief blowout evening of entertainment, including (but not limited to) glamorous drag, live singing, lip syncing, comedy and gender-bending performances that might make you wonder, “WTF?” Don’t miss Barbra Seville, Eddie Broadway, Luna St. James, Dee Jae Galaxy, Mya and Nevaeh McKenzie (pictured) on Thursday, February 9 at 9 p.m. at Crescent Ballroom 308 N. 2nd Ave. in Phoenix. This 18+ event is $10 in advance, $15 at the door. Plus tips, of course.

FEBRUARY 2017 ION DRAG LISTINGS DATE

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Karamba

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Crescent Ballroom AZ Drag Stars

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Whitney Houston Tribute Night with Ruby

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Adriana’s Presidents’ Day Show

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Charlie’s

Rodeo Survivors Brunch with Pussy LeHoot

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Lady Christian’s Trailer Trash Revue

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Phoenix Gay Flag Football Turnabout Show

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Mardi Gras Carnical Show with Ruby Claudia B Hosts The Strip Factor

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Savannah Moussier’s Show

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Stars Choice Season 18 - Kendra’s Farewell

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Stars Choice Talent Showcase

Kobalt

Garden Variety Revue with Olivia Gardens

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Karamba Girls - Adriana Galiano & Karime Lizaldi

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Nevaeh’s High Heels & Halos

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Camping Out with the Southern Belles

Cruisin’ 7th

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Tejano Thursdays with Ruby Reynolds

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Nikki at Night with Nikki Knowles

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Freaky Fridays with Celia Putty

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Elements - The Valley’s Top Drag Entertainers

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Lady Christian’s Lady & the Tramps

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Excuse Our Beauty Revue

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Los Diablos

Show Tunes Sunday

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Charlie’s

Pussy LeHoot & Friends

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The Showgirl Follies Big Sexy Show

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The Morning After with Trixxie Deluxxe

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Fifty Shades of Felt

When college senior Anastasia Steele meets Christian Grey, you could say she gets “felt” up for starters in this hilarious, smutty, puppety bit of lewd and lascivious theatrical fun presented by the All Puppet Players. Through February 11 at Playhouse on the Park at the Central Arts Plaza, 1850 N. Central Ave. at Palm Lane. For tickets call 602-254-2151. For details visit AllPuppetPlayers.com

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Meek university professor George and his bitchy wife Martha invite unwitting Nick and Honey over for an alcohol-soaked get-together. Expect about three hours of vitriol and venom in this dramatic tour de force presented February 17-March 15 by Space 55, 636 E. Pierce St. in Phoenix. For more info and tickets go to Space55.org

Spend the Night with Billy Crystal

Enjoy an evening of stand-up and sit-down comedy with actor/ comedian Crystal, who said that gay TV characters “are pushing it a little too far” in 2015. Sunday, February 19 at Phoenix Symphony Hall, 75 N. 2nd St. in Phoenix. For tickets call 602-495-1999 or search TicketForce.com. If you go, “push it a little too far” just for Billy.

FEBRRUARY 2017 ION THEATER + STANDUP DATE

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COMPANY

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3 David Spade Talking Stick Resort 4 George Lopez Celebrity Theatre thru 4 THREEsome Nearly Naked Theatre 7-12 Matilda - the musical ASU Gammage 8-12 Darren Carter House of Comedy 9-26 La Equinita, USA AZ Theatre Co. - Phx 10-26 Broke-ology Black Theatre Troupe 10-12 Craig Robinson StandUp Live 11 Phoenix Tonight Space 55 thru 11 Fifty Shades of Felt All Puppet Players thru 11 Is He Dead?

Hale Centre Theatre thru 12 Baskerville Phoenix Theatre thru 2/14 Camelot AZ B’way Theatre 16-4/1 Thoroughly Modern Millie Hale Centre Theatre 17-3/5 Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Space 55 17 Arsenio Hall Talking Stick Resort 18 Cheech Marin & Paul Rodriguez ASU Gammage 19 Billy Crystal Phx Symphony Hall 22-28 Jimmy Shubert House of Comedy

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TWENTY ØNE PILØTS

Not even 30-years-old, alt-rockers Tyler and Josh are feeling “Stressed Out” by life. They’re coming to Arizona, and fans can “Ride” to see their handsome, blurry faces. They care what you think. Sunday, February 19 at the Tucson Arena, 260 S. Church Ave. in Tucson. Get your tickets at TicketMaster.com or call 800-745-3000

Green Day

Since 1986 these Cali born punk rockers have been tearing it up everywhere they go, including a Broadway musical.

30 years later, they’re still stirring things up, this time on Wednesday, March 1 at the Talking Stick Resort Arena, 201 E. Jefferson St. in Phoenix. Tickets available at TicketMaster.com or call 800-745-3000

Bon Jovi

The greatest hair bands of rock ‘n’ roll of all time, Bon Jovi still inspires karaoke vetarans to sing, “Bed of Roses” at bars across America. Plus, Jon Bon Jovi is still a fox. Saturday, March 4 at the Talking Stick Resort Arena, 201 E. Jefferson St. in Phoenix.

Tickets available at TicketMaster.com or call 800-745-3000

FEBRUARY 2017 ION CONCERT CALENDAR DATE ARTIST 2 Ariana Grande 2 Chicago 3 Flo Rida & Kaskade 4 Blink 182 & Steve Aoki 7 Young the Giant 8 Dashboard Confessional 8 Young the Giant 10 Willie Nelson 11 Adam Ant 14 Branford Marsalis 14 Manhattan Transfer & Take 6 19 TWENTY ØNE PILØTS 24 Styx 24 Jimmy Eat World 24 Suicidal Tendencies MARCH 1 Green Day 3-5 McDowell Mtn Music Festival 4 Bon Jovi

LOCATION PHONE Talking Stick Resort Arena - Phoenix 800-745-3000 Tucson Music Hall 800-745-3000 Bird’s Nest at TPC - Scottsdale Bird’s Nest at TPC - Scottsdale Marquee Theatre - Tempe 480-839-0707 Marquee Theatre - Tempe 480-839-0707 Rialto Theatre - Tucson 520-740-1000 Desert Diamond Casino - Sahuarita 520-297-7777 Rialto Theatre - Tucson 520-740-1000 Fox Theatre - Tucson 520-547-3040 Centennial Hall - Tucson 520-621-3341 Tucson Arena 800-745-3000 Desert Diamond Casino - Sahuarita 520-297-7777 Rialto Theatre - Tucson 520-740-1000 Club XS - Tucson TicketFly.com Talking Stick Resort Arena - Phoenix 800-745-3000 Hance Park - Phx 602-343-0435 Talking Stick Resort Arena - Phoenix 800-745-3000 February 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 53

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Extra! Extra!

Read all about it!

Fifty Shades Darker

Starring: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Kim Basinger “Okay, fine. I’ll have dinner with you. Only because I’m ... hungry.”

The wooden, onedimensional, downright plain co-ed Anastasia Steele (Johnson, The Social Network) is lured–yet once again–into the web of sado-masochistic, bondage and dominationfilled world of the filthy rich (yet remarkably boring) tycoon Christian Grey (Dornan, Marie Antoinette) in this sequel to the boring, critically panned (“This film raped my intelligence,” claimed one reviewer) 2015 stinker.

Expect moody, dimly lit scenes, pregnant pauses, meaningful stares, sad expressions and lots of whispered erotic dialogue in addition to a shadowy, ghost-like vengeful woman from Grey’s dubious past. Teen Wolf dreamboat and former Arizona State University Sun Devil baseball infielder Tyler Hoechlin co-stars.

Disney’s Newsies: The Broadway Musical

Starring: Jeremy Jordan, Kara Lindsay, Andrew KeenanBolger

Disney Theatrical Productions in cooperation with Fathom Events brings the 2011 Tony award winning show (an adaptation of the 1992 motion picture) to the big screen in select theaters across the nation for three days only. The script was adapted from the original screenplay

by Tony winner Harvey Fierstein (Hairspray!

The Musical).

Jack Kelly (Jordan, the CW Network’s Supergirl) leads fellow newsboys in a strike in this fictionalized, musical retelling of the reallife 1899 New York City newsboy strike. Throw in a love interest, backflips, kicks and jumps from a gang of chorus boys in knickerbockers and you’ve got a musical hit with a score

by Disney’s genius composer Alan Mencken.

Dornan got an extra $1.5 million for the full-frontal screen debut of “Little Mr. Pink,” so that’s a bonus. Well, hopefully.

If you love the TV live presentations of Hairspray! The Musical, Peter Pan, The Sound of Music and Broadway shows in general, you won’t want to miss this.

Special behind-the-scenes footage and interviews with the cast and creators will be incorporated into the film.

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I See You

The xx To say 2009’s selftitled debut XX was an unlikely hit is an understatement. It was so unlikely that the UK band’s three members seemed completely startled by its success staging shows where they’d hide in the shadows before anxiously approaching the microphone.

What the trio lacked in stage presence they made up for with a unique sound.

Romy Madley Croft and Oliver Sims’ haunting combination of voices, guitar and bass cleverly ride over the unique and sophisticated beats by DJ and producer Jamie. Where 2012’s followup Coexist felt like a rehashing of their debut, this is an album worthy of the band’s cult-like following.

Jamie XX’s influence on I See You is undeniable after his own 2015 hit debut solo album and authoring hits for Drake and Rihanna. Where he previously seemed to provide the percussive backbone for two leads, his samples and nostalgic perspective are at this album’s forefront. Jamie’s genius sample of 80s duo Hall and Oates and 90’s house roller rink romp takes over with “On Hold.” This fantastic balance is found throughout with songs like “Dangerous” and “A Violent Noise.”

“Say Something Loving” is the epic song that highlights the XX’s much needed and rewarding evolution.

Available Now

La La Land OST Various Artists La La Land stars Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling as

Aural Fixation

Angelenos longing to realize their dreams.

In a more Disney approach, La La Land isn’t a traditional musical but songs are sprinkled throughout with montages between dialogue.

“Another Day in the Sun” and “Someone in the Crowd” harken back to Hollywood’s Golden Age with its jazz rhythms and bass lines. “Mia and Sebastian’s Theme” is at the soundtrack’s core with its sweeping piano. Gosling and Stone’s vocals are at the forefront of “A Lovely Night” and “City of Stars.” Their singing is decent; Gosling talk-sings to hide his deficiencies where Stone plays coy making her amateur vocals charming. John Legend’s cameo finds a place with “Start a Fire,” a metaphoric title for the drama he’s a catalyst for in the film.

Director Damien Chazelle and composer Justin Hurwitz created a clever gateway drug for a new generation to become addicted to classics like Singin’ in the Rain and Cabaret thanks to this.

Available Now

THE DL SONGS TO DOWNLOAD ARTIST - “SONG”

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God Saw Red! The Story of God with Morgan Freeman If you subscribe to the American Judeo-Christian belief system, you probably won’t have any problem to discover Morgan Freeman really is God when you meet your Eternal Reward. The third highest ranking box office star played the Man Upstairs in Bruce Almighty (2003) and Evan Almighty (2007). As the thoughtful host of National Geographic’s series, The Story of God with Morgan Freeman it’s a natural fit.

Six episodes of season 1 feature Freeman visiting 20 cities in seven different countries, examining ancient and modern world cultures’ theories about the afterlife, the apocalypse, creation, evil, miracles, and questioning, “Who Is God?” Scholars, theologians and experts around the world talk about the divine with him.

Discussions can get a bit weighty, but that’s God for you. Still, the mellifluous Freeman is a treat, providing food for thought for the metaphysical and philosophical.

Does Freeman believe in God? “I think we invented God,” he said in 2012. “So if I believe in God–and I do–it’s because I think I’m God.” That’s comforting.

Season 2 is now being broadcast on NatGeo. 2-discs available on NationalGeographic.com or on DVD $29.99 MSRP

The Red Skelton Hour in Color A huge comic movie and radio star of his day, (Watch the Birdie, 1950, it’s hysterical) comedian Red Skelton kept TV audiences in stitches for 20 years from 195171 with The Red Skelton Hour, winning a Golden Globe for “Best TV Show” in 1959. Red’s zany Sheriff Deadeye, Clem Kadiddlehopper and Freddie the Freeloader were staples characters. The Rolling Stones made their American TV debut here. Hollywood greats like John Wayne, Vincent Price, Mae West and Mickey Rooney guest starred with an enthusiastic Red. The 3-DVD collection features 12 never before released episodes of the variety show in color, not seen for 50 years.

Although Vaudeville-like skits and jokes and gags are oddly quaint by today’s standards, it’s an interesting window into what tickled America’s funny-bone once upon a time, but the show will largely only appeal to the TV history enthusiasts.

Your grandparents will love it! ★★☆☆☆

3-DVD, $29.95 MSRP, single disc $12.95.

11 & 22-DVD collections also available on Amazon. com and TimeLife.com

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he stars at night shine big and bright (clap, clap, clap, clap!) deep in the heart of Texas!

But nothing shines quite as bright when it comes to down home cookin’ here in the Valley as the vittles at the TEXAZ Grill. These friendly folks have been servin’ up great stick-to-yourribs food since 1985. So get ready for AGRA Rodeo Weekend good ‘n’ proper at their cozy little chuck wagon, in true cowboy style! Happy to see you and eager to please, we’re crazy about the darlin’ Helena, our favorite server.

You’ll be dancing some Tejano style “Bidi Bidi Bom Bom” when you sample their Texaz Red, a rootin’-tootin’ bowl of chili con carne (no beans) served with a handful of shredded Longhorn (what else?) cheese.

Award-winning with Texas critics as “Best Bowl of Red” it’s only $5 you can also make it a Frito Pie, honey!

fork-tender filets will have your tongue kicking out your teeth to get at it. Topped with a generous dollop of country gravy and only $15, nearly a million of these have been served. Honest! We ain’t tryin’ to bamboozle you here, neither!

This old cowhand from the Rio Grande is mighty fond of the Southern Style Pork Chops. Boneless, tender, these two succulent loin chops come chicken fried or you can have ‘em grilled, if you prefer.

Don’t forget the country gravy! $14.75 Everything’s big at the TEXAZ Grill, including their Fried Catfish. You get two generous river catfish fillets, breaded in buttermilk bread crumbs, fried ‘til they’re crisp and served with tartar sauce. Flaky, white, mild and creamy, you won’t believe it’s catfish. $14.50 Have you heard the rumors about their steaks here? They’re pretty “juicy!” TEXAZ Grill is darn proud of their heritage as a steak house. Each one is cut on premises from

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USDA Choice aged beef. Take your pick from RibEye, New York Strip, Smoked Prime Rib or a Beef Kabob, and all rightaround $20 or so.

Each entree is served with salad or a heapin’ helping of creamy cole slaw (some of the best we’ve ever had) homemade mashed potatoes (skins on!) and gravy, TEXAZ fries, heavenly buttermilk biscuits, rolls and butter.

A variety of different specials (for lunch and dinner) are available every day.

Check for guest appearances from Beer Batter Cod, Baby Back Ribs, a mouthwatering BBQ Plate, or a farm favorite: Chicken with Dumplings so airy, they’re liable to float off the plate.

On a Monday we chowed down on their TEXAZ Spaghetti. It ain’t from Italy, that’s for sure. The pasta is topped with a zesty, spicy chili-spiked tomato sauce along with sliced hot links from the famous Southside Market in Elgin,

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Texas. The chefs here cook with zero trans-fat shortening and cooking oils, so that helps!

Save some room! You can’t leave without trying their mouth-watering Calas.

These are a Creole dessert, a cross between a dumpling, fritter, doughnut hole and beignet, made of cooked rice, sugar, eggs and flour, and then–yep– deep fried! You get four of these babies for only $5.

The TEXAZ Grill is an affordable, homey, Central Phoenix favorite, they’ll make you feel right at home, guys and gals! So come on down and set a spell before the AGRA Gay Rodeo—or better yet, come after! You’ll need a nap, buckaroos.

TEXAZgrill.com NE Corner of 16th Street & Bethany Home Road Daily: 11 a.m.-10 p.m.

602-248-7827

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by Laura Scott & Dustin J Davis Olsen Photos of Greg Begay & Anthony Lawson provided courtesy Greg Begay

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ave a horse! Ride a cowboy ... or why not just take the Charlie’s Gay Rodeo Party Bus instead? City slickers can whoop it up with Charlie’s handsome bartending cowboy Tim Schwer and that frisky little filly, Coco St. James.

Get your ticket for one of the eight party buses on this rootin’ tootin’ Wagon Train to the Corona Ranch Rodeo grounds on Saturday, February 18 departing from Charlie’s every half hour beginning at 10:30 a.m. until 2 p.m.

Buses return to Charlie’s from the rodeo every half-hour beginning at 5:30 p.m. ‘til 9 p.m.

Make the journey again on Sunday, February 19 with a pick-up at 12 noon to the rodeo grounds, returning at 6 p.m.

Get your VIP Arizona Gay Rodeo Party Bus ticket for only $35. This gives you round-trip transportation from Charlie’s to the rodeo and back again, a little bit of moonshine on the ride, rodeo entrance (that’s a $15 value right there!) plus $10 in drink tickets and a special commemorative t-shirt to treasure! This is a $70 value in real American money! Tickets are limited! See your favorite Charlie’s bartender to purchase your Party Bus ticket!

Charlie’s is located at 727 W Camelback Rd, Phoenix.

Corona Ranch Rodeo Grounds are located at 7611 S 29th Ave, Laveen Village.

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ION: When did you first get involved with rodeo?

David Lawson: I started showing horses and competing in 8th grade, so I’ve been a “horse person” for nearly 30 years. I attended my first gay rodeo in Kansas City, Missouri back in 2004, where I entered the Barrel Race and the Pole Bending. I was nervous as hell, and my boyfriend at the time–who was not a horse person–placed higher than I did that weekend.

wrestling from the bucking chute instead of out of the roping

ION: What’s your favorite rodeo event?

DL: Pole Bending is my favorite individual event. I have a horse that truly loves it, and it’s extremely fun to pair up with Maverick for this event. Team Roping is my other favorite event. I get to compete with my best friend and rodeo partner, Greg Begay. Through rodeo we’ve become great friends, and getting to compete with someone who loves it as much as I do is a thrill.

ION: Do people need to come from a rodeo background to participate?

DL: Absolutely not. IGRA is the perfect place for absolutely anyone who is interested in rodeo to get his or her feet wet. We have many ways that newcomers can get involved. Volunteers are always welcome to help run the rodeos. Crew members can learn the “back of the house” aspects of rodeo production and what it takes to keep things moving. After gaining experience, there are more official positions that a newcomer might be interested in. As far as competition, we have events like Calf Roping On Foot and Goat Dressing for people who don’t have horses. If one chooses the rough stock events, we have Steer Riding as a lead-up to riding bulls, and Chute Dogging, which is steer

box on a horse. Additionally, there is a strong royalty program for people who dream of being a rodeo queen or king.

ION: Why is gay rodeo important?

DL: Gay rodeo is extremely close to my heart. I spend my entire life training horses, giving riding lessons, and attending competitions. Gay rodeo is important to me because it’s my chance to let my hair down and have fun with my gay peers while at the same time enjoying the sport of rodeo which I’m so passionate about. A lot of people don’t realize it, but IGRA and its sanctioned rodeo associations are major fundraisers for the gay community. Our rodeos and royalty programs have raised millions of dollars over the years for local, state and national charities. IGRA’s mission is to help rodeo associations who help their communities.

ION: Tell us about your national title.

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DL: At the 2016 World Gay Rodeo Finals I was finally fortunate enough to win “All Around Cowboy”―a title that’s eluded me for years. I tied with Greg, my rodeo partner, one year but lost the tie breaker!

Throughout the regular season, we all compete at various rodeos. We get points based on our placings. The first hurdle is to get qualified for finals in at least three of the four categories; rough stock, roping, speed events, and camp. Once qualified for finals, it all comes down to two days of competition where the top 20 in each event do their best to win.

This year I was able to keep my head in the game, my eye on the prize, and I won the gold buckle! It was very special because my association, Golden State Gay Rodeo Association, took top honors in the team points, and I was the All Around Cowboy. I got to receive my award in front of my parents who were attending World Gay Rodeo

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Finals for their second time. I’d also like to mention that Candi Pratt of Red River Rodeo Association won the All Around Cowgirl title as well.

ION: What do you do when you’re not training for rodeo events?

DL: This is a hard question for me to answer. When I’m not doing something related to IGRA rodeos, I’m working with students and horses at other rodeo related events. I train horses full-time and have around 20 horses to manage and ride at any given time. Most weekends I’m traveling to a competition of some kind. You might say I need to work on broadening my horizons, but I’m doing what I love, and my gypsy rodeo lifestyle is a lot of fun!

ION: What’s something ION readers might not realize about rodeo as a sport?

DL: The sense of community and camaraderie that comes with rodeo is second to none. The amount of dedication and trust it takes to be successful in this sport is intense. I don’t think I’ve ever been to a gay rodeo where the words “my rodeo family” were not mentioned.

A lot goes into any rodeo, but the heart and passion associated with IGRA rodeos is what keeps me coming back for more.

For more information about gay rodeo check out IGRA.com

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Ridin’ Ropin’ & Wranglin’

Greg Begay

teaches rodeo school S addle up, pardner, because Arizona’s own Greg Begay, World Gay Ro-

deo’s All-Around Cowboy 2015, teaches Rodeo School Friday, February 17 from 9 a.m.- 4 p.m. The AGRA Rodeo is always looking for new contestants, and Rodeo School is a great way to get involved even if you’re completely new to the rodeo events.

Need suggestions? Try Calf Roping on Foot. Greg teaches this event as well as Chute Dogging and Steer Decorating.

Calf Roping on Foot is an individual event that’s all about how fast you rope a calf on foot, where technique, flair and a lot of luck are needed. Whoever has the fastest time wins!

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to the ground, the better. This is a timed event where muscle and heart can win you a buckle.

Steer Decorating is a team even that gets real interesting real quick. Once the steer is released into the arena, one cowpoke holds the steer by a rope while the other scrambles to tie a ribbon to the beast’s tail. The rope holding the steer is immediately removed by the partner.

The team races to tag the timer’s hand and stop the clock.

Got what it takes? Give it a try! We’ll see you buckaroos bright and early at the Corona Ranch and Rodeo Grounds at 7611 S. 29th Ave. just south of Baseline Road in Laveen for Rodeo School with World Gay Rodeo All-Around Cowboy and champeen Greg Begay!

AGRA CARES

The Arizona Gay Rodeo Association is proud to support a wide range of Arizona charities with funds collected.

Past beneficiaries include: PFLAG Phoenix Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays promotes support and enlightens the public to end discrimination and secure equal civic rights.

TIHAN The Tucson Interfaith HIV/ AIDS Network is a sensitive and compassionate response from the religious community promoting the education and prevention of HIV/AIDS and offering support to those affected while assuring the availability of spiritual care.

Community Church of Hope, Phoenix A spiritual resource, healing ministry and place of worship for the Phoenix LGBTQ community.

Joshua Tree Feeding Program Clients receive a hot, nourishing lunch, supplemental groceries to take home at no cost to their clients and an opportunity to socialize in a compassionate atmosphere.

Crops of Luv Working to create scrapbooks and preserve memories for critically ill children and their families.

MEET A CONTESTANT

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nthony Lawson was destined for the rodeo life. “My dad was a team roper.

When I was four-years-old, he let me use his horse and I ran in a gymkhana—a horse racing competition. I did great and took off from there. Later I also joined and completed eight years of 4H.” Eventually Anthony decided to compete in open shows and compete in other rodeo circuits. It was only a matter of time until he became a star competitor in the AGRA circuit.

“When I was 21 I went to Charlies and spoke with Ruben Contreras about the gay rodeo. The first year I watched and the following year I competed. Later I was introduced to Greg Begay and David Lawson, who’ve become great friends and mentors.”

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POLE BENDING The horse and rider compete for fastest time working a linear pattern through six poles, equally spaced 21 feet apart. A running start is allowed. Time penalties are assessed for knocking a pole down.

CALF ROPING ON FOOT The contestant stands in the roping box; when the calf is released, he attempts to throw the loop over the calf’s head.

Once the loop passes over the calf’s head, the contestant must pull up the rope’s slack.

STEER RIDING The rider must stay mounted on the steer using only a hand-held rope and his legs, wrapped around the animal. Riders spurring or moving legs back and forth on the animal’s sides, receive a higher score.

TEAM ROPING The team consists of two ropers (a “header” and a “heeler”) and two horses.

The header catches the steer by the horns while the heeler must catch the steer’s back legs. Once this is accomplished, they must turn their horses to face the steer, pulling their ropes taut.

CHUTE DOGGING The steer and the contestant both start in the bucking chute , facing a 60-second time limit. When the chute gate opens, the contestant must bring the steer out to a 10-foot line and attempt to wrestle, or “dog” the steer to the ground.

BREAKAWAY ROPING The roper is mounted on horseback.

When the calf is released from the chute, the roper will be in hot pursuit with his lasso. Once thrown, it must pass completely over the calf’s head.

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RANCH SADDLE BRONC RIDING The rider holds onto a soft rope, fastened to the horse’s head with a special halter.

The rider uses only on free hand to hold onto the saddle while maintaining his position.

WILD DRAG An IGRA audience favorite with one male, one female, with one in “drag” (either male or female) and one wild steer.

Once the gate opens, the team tries to direct the steer toward the finish line, then ride back with the “drag” mounted on the steer.

BULL RIDING The ultimate event of the rodeo! Once the chute opens, few riders ever leave the arena without being slammed to the ground, scurrying for cover as the Bull Fighter moves in to save the cowboy or cowgirl.

BARREL RACING Contestants vie for the fastest time in running a 3-point, cloverleaf pattern around three barrels with 5-second penalty assessed for knocking over a barrel.

Contestants leaving the prescribed course are disqualified.

FLAG RACES A triangular pattern similar to the barrel race is used. The rider may pass the first barrel, pick up a flag, race past the pole, back to the second barrel, attempting to place the flag in the second bucket.

If the rider knocks over the first bucket or the pole, a 5-second penalty is assessed. If the rider does not pick up the flag or misses the second bucket, no time will be given. If the second bucket or barrel are knocked over, the rider is disqualified.

STEER DECORATING This event requires a two-person team.

One holds the end of a 25 foot rope, looped around the steer’s horns. The other stands 40 feet away holding a ribbon. When the gate opens, one cowboy ties the ribbon on the steer’s tail while the other one removes the rope from the steer’s horns. Once completed, the ribbon-tier must tag the timer.

GOAT DRESSING This two-person event was created just for gay rodeo. The whistle sounds, the team runs to a tethered goat; one cowboy picks up the goat’s rear legs, the other grabs the underwear, pulling them up the goat’s hind end. Both team members race back to the start/finish line to stop timing. The underwear must stay over the goat’s backside until the timer is tagged by both members.

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Anvil Beards, Boxers ‘n’ Briefs (W)

Stacy’s @ Melrose Super Bowl Party

Plazma Super Bowl Party

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Charlie’s Rodeo Survivors Brunch

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Dick’s Cabaret Amateur Night (W)

BS West Stars Choice Copetition Begins (W)

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Los Diablos Taco Tuesday (W)

The Cash Free Dance Lessons (W)

Stacy’s @ Melrose SONGO Music Trivia (W)

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Los Diablos Taco Tuesday (W)

Hotel Congress - Tucson Geeks Who Drink Trivia (W)

BS West Stars Choice Auditions (W)

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Bunkhouse Karaoke (W)

Karamba Salsa Nights (W)

Cruisin’ 7th Wild Men of the West (W)

Dick’s Cabaret WTF Wednesday (W)

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Plazma Sinful Studs (W)

The Rock Undie Night with Chris (W)

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Dick’s Cabaret WTF Wednesday (W)

Maricopa Health Clinic Free STD Testing

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OZ BAR Karaoke (W)

Karamba Ruby’s Show (W)

Cruisin’ 7th Comedy Night (W)

Select Theatres Disney’s Newsies

Cruisin’ 7th Comedy Night (W)

Bunkhouse Gear Up Party

Stacy’s @ Melrose Thirsty Thursday (W)

Gays Do More Than Bars Movie Night

Crescent Ballroom AZ Drag Stars

OZ BAR Karaoke (W)

Karamba Salsa Nights (W)

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Karamba Ruby’s Show (W)

The Rock Undie Night with Chris (W)

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Cruisin’ 7th Comedy Night (W)

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BS West Showgirl Follies Bug Sexy Show

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Corona Ranch AZ Gay Rodeo

Stacy’s @ Melrose Karaoke (W)

Bunkhouse Jazz with Kenny Thames (W)

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BS West Service Industry Night (W)

The Cash Karaoke with DJ Kat

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Hotel Congress - Tucson 90’s House Party (W)

The Rock Rock’n Bodies Review (W)

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Bar 1 Beer Bust (W)

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Los Diablos Super Bowl Party

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SUNDAY The Cash Live Music (W)

Cruisin’ 7th Nikki at Nite

Anvil Dirty Daddy Dancers (W)

BS West Mardi Gras Heaven & Hell Party

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Dick’s Cabaret Customer Appreciation

The Cash Swing Dance Lessons

Hotel Congress - Tucson Live Music (W)

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Los Diablos Finally Friday (W)

OZ BAR Karaoke (W)

Cruisin’ 7th Nikki at Nite

BS West Elements Drag Show (W)

H20 - Tucson Fierce A$$ Fridays (W)

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Corona Ranch AZ Gay Rodeo

The Rock Barbra Seville Show (W)

OZ BAR Karaoke (W)

Renaissance Phx Hotel HRC Gala

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The Rock The Barbra Seville Show (W)

Dick’s Cabaret Customer Appreciation

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Karamba Red Party

Stacy’s @ Melrose She Lounge

H20 - Tucson Sex ‘n’ Candy

The Rock Barbra Seville Show (W)

Charlie’s Men of Charlie’s Contest

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WILD MEN of the WEST 7:30pm HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

BEER BUST $3 Pitchers All Day HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

AMF Crandberry Vodka $3 Bud Light $2 9:30-11:30pm pint 1-8pm

Latin Music/go-Go Dancers $3 Great Drink Specials

KARAOKE 9-11pm & Drag Show

HH 10am-7pm

$2.25 Domestic Bottles 7pm-9pm

$1.50 Bud Light Drafts $2 Canned Beer

HH $4 Well & Beer $2 OFF Apps/GlassWine/Prem.Spirits

Brunch Specials 10a-3p $12 Bttle of Bubbly, $5 Bloodys

$12 Bttle of Bubbly, $5 Bloodys 10a-3p 1/2 OFF Cocktails 2-7pm KARAOKE

Elements Show 10pm $5 U-Call-It Drinks & Shots

2-4-1 All Day/All Night Go-Go Boys, Extended Patios VIP

Sunday Funday KARAOKE 10p $2 Miller - $3 Marys & Mimosas

2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm $2.50 Miller Products

2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm $2.50 Bud Products

$1 Miller Drafts JAZZ w/ Kenny Thames 7pm

The Cash

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm $1 Drafts 8-10pm $5 Long Isl 10-cl

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm DJ Delicious 9pm

HH $3 Well & Dom ALL DAY KARAOKE 8pm

Charlie’s

$3 Pitch/2-4-1 Well-Dom 2-7pm $1 Draft 10pm-Mid

2-4-1 Well/Dom Noon-7pm $3 Absolut/Barcardi Flavors 10-Mid

Super Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Pitch / $3 Lng Island Open-Cl

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm Event Night 10:30pm

Dirty Daddy Dancers 4:30pm Lady Christian 10:30pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm TS Dancers 10:30pm

2-4-1 VIP Dances 7-9pm

Off the Hook Tons of Prizes & Giveaways

2-4-1 Cover, Wristbands & VIP Dances

HH 3:30-6:30pm & 11pm-Close $2 OFF Apps / Well / Wine / Beer

$4 Signature Brunch Drinks 10a-3p $4 Mimosas $5 Big Bloodys

$4 Signature Brunch Drinks 10a-3p $4 Mimosas $5 Big Bloodys

Vaquero Fridays 9-11pm Reverse Happy Hour $3 Drinks

Top 40 Saturdays 9-11pm Reverse Happy Hour $3 Drinks

Top 40 Sundays Diamond Show $3 Pitchers Beer Bust

HH TGIF Fridays 3pm-7pm

HH 12pm-Close $5 Dom Pitchers $7 LIT&AMF Pitchers

Brunch 10am-2pm HH 10a-7p-Close $4.50 Mimosas, $6 Bloody Bar $7LIT&AMF Pitchers

Oz Bar

$5 Long Islands & AMFs KARAOKE 8pm-Close

$5 Pinnacle KARAOKE 8pm-Close

2-4-1 Call & Top Shelf KARAOKE 2pm-6pm

Plazma

$3 Well & Dom Until 8pm $4 3 Olives & $3 Fireball Shots

HH 11am-6pm KARAOKE 9pm Barbra Seville Show 10pm

Beer Bust until 7p $3.50 Dom Pitch KARAOKE 8pm-Cl 2-4-1 $3 Shots

HH 2-4-1 Well & Dom 2-8pm KARAOKE

HH 11am-8pm KARAOKE $3 Well & Dom B.Seville10pm

$2 Miller & Bud Light All Day Wild Men of the West 10pm

Stacy’s

HH 4-8pm Live DJ $2 Rolling Rock

HH 4-8pm Live DJ $2 Rolling Rock

Sunday Funday $3 Mimosas Live DJ $1 Rolling Rock & Cocktails

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HH $4 Spec cocktails/well/beer/wine $4 Margarita Sunrises - All Day

HH $4 Spec cocktails/well/beer/wine $4 Pomegranate Gin Fizz - All Day

HH $4 Spec cocktails/well/beer/wine $4 Sweet Tea Vodka Lemon - All Day

Aqua Nightclub

Bar 1 Bliss/ReBar

BS West Bunkhouse

Cruisin’ 7th

Dick’s Cabaret FEZ

Karamba Los Diablos

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HH Aquadec Rooftop Bar 6p-2a FIERCE A$$ Fridays

HH Aquadec Rooftop Bar 6p-2a SLAYYY Saturdays

Live Music on the Patio Tom Walbank 7p DJ Dirtyverbs 10p

Free Dance Party 10pm DJs Sid the Kid, BOBFelix & More!

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$2 TUESDAY 8pm-close Well Vodka & Miller High Life

2-4-1 WELL 8pm-close HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

THURSDAY KARAOKE 9pm HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm Great Drink Specials

MONDAY BEER BUST $1 Bud Light Draft 7pm-close

KARAOKE 9pm $2.75 well, dom bottle & drft

$6 HUGE Long Island Ice Tea

2-4-1 U-Call-It 10am-2am (except shots & pitchers) $4 Bellinis

HH ALL DAY $4 Well & Beer $2 OFF Apps/GlassWine/Prem.Spirits

$22 Any Wine Bottle & Cheese Board 1-8pm

20% OFF ENTIRE BILL (excludes discounted items)

$22 Any Wine Bottle & Cheese Board 1-8pm

Service Industry DJ Tsunami $2 Drafts, $3 Well, $4 Bomb.

Stars Choice Show 9pm w/ Kendra Katoure $5 3 Olives

2-4-1 All Day / All Night Go-Go Boys - A Valley Tradition VIP

The Men of BS 10pm $3 Drafts/$4 Barcardi/$5 Skyy Infused

2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm

2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm

2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm KARAOKE 9pm $3.25 Lg Isl

2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm Underwear Night WMW $1 Off

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm Dance Lessons 7:30pm

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm KARAOKE 2-4-1 Well 8pm

HH $3 Well & Dom ALL DAY 2-4-1 Well & Dom 10pm-close

Underwear Party 8pm-Cl Half off with your Pants Off $3 J.D.

2-4-1 Cocktail / Beer 8pm-Close

$3 Pitcher / $3 Absolut 8pm-Close

2-4-1 All Cocktails & Beer Open-Close

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm TS Dancers 10:30pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm Wild Men of the West 10:30pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm Comedy Night 9pm

2-4-1 Cover, Wristbands & VIP Dances

Amateur Night Starts at 10pm

WTF Wednedays $5 Cover and almost everything else!

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$5 All Classic Martinis

$2 OFF Glasses of Wine 50% OFF Bottles

$5 G-Spots, O-Spots, B-Spots & A-Spots

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Cumbia Night Savannah Show $3 Drinks / $3 Pitchers

Salsa Nights $3 Pitchers Karamba Girls Show

Urban Thursdays Ruby Show $3 Pitcher $3 Drinks

HH 3pm -Close

Taco & Tequila Tuesdays Margaritas, Sunrises & Patron Shots

HH 3pm-7pm KARAOKE 7pm-Cl All Drinks Buy 1 get 1 for $1 7-Cl

HH 3pm-7pm 2-4-1 Thursdays 7pm-Close

2-4-1 Call & Top Shelf Poker 6pm & 8pm

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2424 E. Thomas Rd.

(602) 334-1462

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1730 E McDowell Rd

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3702 N. 16th St.

(602) 266-9001

4. Bliss/ReBar

901 N. 4th St.

(602) 795-1792

5. BS West

7125 E. 5th Ave., Scottsdale

(480) 945-9028

6. Bunkhouse

4428 N 7th Ave.

(602) 200-9154

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2140 E McDowell Rd

(602) 244-9943

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727 W. Camelback Rd.

(602) 265-0224

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(602) 212-9888

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3432 E. Illini Rd.

(602) 274-DICK

11. FEZ

105 W. Portland St

(602) 287-8700

12. Flex Spas Phoenix

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(602) 271-9011

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3110 N Central Ave. Park Central

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OUTRAGEOUS! OUTRAGEOUS! Unfair and unbalanced. We decide.

ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL

Madonna Threatens to Blow Up Super Bowl at Halftime

OUTRAGEOUS!

OUTRAGEOUS!

anticipated halftime show featuring megastar HOUSTON – In a profanity riddled Lady Gaga. speech demonizing President Trump during the Women’s March in Washington, “She seemed pretty angry,” said one D.C., everybody’s favorite Material Girl anonymous friend of the aging pop star from threatened to blow up the White ANY RESEMBLANCE TO House.

THE TRUTHthe IS 1980s.

TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL “I clearly overheard her say, ‘That Trump promises to eliminate or diminish Lady Gaga! I just want to blow up the entire women’s abortion rights. The 58-year-old Super Bowl!’” he expanded. “She shook queen of pop explained she was speaking her old fist in the air and made angry faces,” metaphorically. he said. The two singing sensations are suspected to have a musical career rivalry.

Now, in a seemingly unstoppable plan “I’m afraid!” to watch the entire world go “kablooey,” Madge was overheard to detonate a bomb at Super Bowl LI (that means “51”) at NRG Stadium in Houston on February 5. The purported explosion is planned for the much

It isn’t clear at press time if Madonna is rooting for the New England Patriots or the Atlanta Falcons for the win after the explosion takes place.

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Trump Blasts Outrageous: “Fakest News Ever!”

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“The president resents criticism even if PHOENIX – White House Press Secretary it is fake,” said one anonymous White Sean Spicer issued a statement from President House insider. “He promises to torture the Donald Trump who angrily declared, “ION reporters.” West Wing underlings said that he Arizona’s Outrageous NewsTO is theTHE worstTRUTH of the ANY RESEMBLANCE IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL is threatening to make the staff writers wear worst. Their news is fake. It’s the fakest news ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL Ed Hardy clothing and perhaps even True ever. The most fakiest.”

Religion Jeans. “The kind with all the extra stitching and holes in them.”

The monthly LGBT magazine’s not particularly well-researched reports of current ION editorial board promises, “We believe events is critical of the new president’s in the power of Outrageous and promise to campaign and record. Outrageous News’s deliver the best fake news possible. We will mediocre reporting bested CNN and Buzzfeed fight, pull hair, slap and scratch to continue News as the most scurrilous and dubious in this not-so-honorable tradition of yellow American journalism in Trump’s eyes. journalism.”

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hen choosing a man, some guys get so fixated on the size of the dude’s eggplant, that they fail to investigate the number that really matters: And that’s the number that appears on his credit score and not the number that disappears into their thirsty tail-feathers ...

Dear Miss Tiger, My boyfriend was arrested for identity theft! I want to leave him but I feel guilty because he doesn’t have anyone to help him. What should I do?

— Rodney Dear Phaedra Left Apollo And So Can You, Instead of running yo’ ass to the jail ... try running your credit report! Once you realize that he’s stolen your identity too, feeling sorry for him will be the last thing on your mind.

Dear Miss Tiger, I stole my mom’s Visa and bought a wardrobe that’s hurting these bitches’ feelings! Should I act dumb when the bill arrives?

— Jasén Dear The Only Thing HURTING Is Your ASS When Mommy Checks The Mail, On a final note, your messy actions appear as if being dumb comes naturally.

No acting required.

Dear Miss Tiger, I’m thinking about moving in with my boyfriend but his credit is trashed. He’s insisting that we put the place in my name and he’ll pay me. Any advice?

— Josh Dear He’s Gonna Pay YOU Like He Paid The Creditors Trashing His Credit Report,

When it comes to moving in together, do him like his last credit card application ...

DENIED. Dear Miss Tiger, I’m a retired attorney and volunteer at an organization that helps people repair their credit. I’ve helped a young man clean up his credit report. He told me he’s headover-heels in love with me and insists that we start dating. I’m 67-years-old and he’s 27! What do you make of it?

— Kenneth Dear The Only Thing He’s Head-OverHeels In Love With Is The Thought Of Being An Authorized User on Your American Express Card, Look out for “cloud nine” ‘cuz I definitely see rain in your forecast!

Dear Miss Tiger, I invited a guy for a bike ride. We stopped at McDonald’s for sweet tea. The drink was $2.18 and my card was declined. He paid the bill but hasn’t called me back for a second date. Help!

— Shane Dear He Lost Your Number At The Same Time You Were Losing Your Dignity At McDonalds, This is why you should’ve been paying attention when grandmommy stuffed that side-money in her bra!!!

Need advice? Write, Tweet or Instagram me and get the answers you’ve been looking for!

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“ h won’t you stay with me?

‘Cause you’re all I A need ...” And when weepy Brit Sam Smith starts bawling for you to stay with him, he’s serious.

Really, really serious!

When Kyle Padden recently B celebrated his birthday in West Hollywood, he sold a couple of kidneys and partied at The Abbey.

(Hey, have every bought a drink at C The Abbey? I certainly can’t.

Not on a Society Columnist’s salary.)

Anyway, a rather tipsy Smith knows a good thing when he sees it, obviously, even if it ain’t love, it’s clear to see.

Needless to say, however, D Kyle came back alone. Minus two vital organs, a wallet full of mad money, but with a great Celebrity Make-Out story. (A) If you’re still one missing out on the freaky-licious “We Three Queens” underground parties, you’re missing out on a funkload o’ fun! Not only was fab photog Micah James generously

offering up his latex teets with which he suckles the world, a thirsty, colorful (and totes adorabs) Austin Martin eagerly lapped away with a quick flick of his little pink tongue! “Tough titty,” said the kitty, “but the milk’s okay!” (B) Marshall Shore, the celebrated, cultivated, elevated, and highly promulgated Historian of Everything Queer & Dear in Arizona, canoodled shamelessly with the panty-less gay-sha Chance Gullon a.k.a “Madame Chiang Kai-Chic.” (C) And then there was this hot guy: (D) All I know is that he’s a barista somewhere in Old Town Scottsdale and his tattoo of runic writing on his taught, firm stomach says something about Voldemort.

I think. Either that or he might be Rosemary’s Baby. Not sure.

Paris, Milan, New York! On the runways of Plazma supermodel Celia Putty (E) tore up the catwalk with her Bicentennial knock-off of horsey Trump Whisperer-slash-campaign manager Kellyanne Conway’s inaugural outfit (F) she stole from the costume department of the Broadway smash Hamilton.

Who wore it better?

(Or is that possible?)

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clipses mean magic is in store for all.

February 10 brings a Lunar Eclipse where dreams become reality, followed by a Full Moon, enhancing self-expression. Get wild and funky! Thoughtful Neptune oversees the Solar Eclipse on February 26 indicating a bright future with the Sun and Moon’s conjunction strengthening relationships.

Jupiter’s retrograde from February 6 ‘thru June 9 highlight time for spiritual reflection and personal growth. Valentine’s Day stirs everyone’s passions. You horny bastards!

Aries Mar. 21 - Apr. 20 The eclipses have you energized, passionate and assertive. You go after what you want because of your ego’s demands.

Put your focus on fixing a financial situation and you might get a little nookie.

Taurus April. 21 - May 20 Mental confusion requires you to keep focused. After the Solar Eclipse the stars rule in your favor through August. Changes and compromises need your attention. 69ing usually makes everybody happy.

Gemini May 21 - June 21 Expect harmony with friends, family and lovers. Your natural talents turn dreams into reality with the help of some magic, thanks to the eclipses. The Lunar Eclipse means you can expect some freaky lovin’.

Cancer June 22 - July 22 The first half of the month demands you practice self-control and patience. Not your strong suit. The last half is a great time to negotiate a contract and meet your ideal partner if you haven’t already.

Leo July 23 - Aug. 22 Increased self-confidence since last month means more socializing, fun and romance.

You know what you need now? A beauty treatment. This is a perfect month for dating or spending time with your main squeeze.

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Virgo Aug. 23 - Sep. 22 Career issues take a backseat and it isn’t a good idea to do much traveling. Your social contacts provide you with a flood of opportunity. The Moon turns your love life into a holy mess. (Next month looks better.)

Libra Sep. 23 - Oct. 22 February is surprisingly quiet. Low-stress makes this a great time to unwind. This might mean taking off all your clothes with someone special–with the lights on. Next month push your own personal agenda.

Scorpio Oct. 23 - Nov.23 Be careful exercising your judgment or making rash decisions. Activate your natural charm and charisma for best results. If a fleeting romance happens, you’ll have fond memories of the lust you shared together.

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 23 You’ve had a shaky start to 2017 and these eclipses test your character. The Solar Eclipse marks an end to fear and worry.

Single? Look for short-term romance. That’s code for “sleeping around.” No judging.

Capricorn Dec. 23 - Jan. 20 Work presents a challenge. “No pain, no gain.” Options pay off nicely with a little effort. Single Caps have their pick in Romance Land. Attached? A friendship develops that benefits each of you.

Aquarius Jan. 21 - Feb. 19 Outer planets and stars don’t affect you this month. Ask questions, cooperate but don’t jump in the deep end. Birthdays mean you’ll forge new, strong relationships. If you’re single, be attentive and you’ll have fun bedhopping because you’re basically a tramp.

But that’s okay. No judging.

Pisces Feb. 20 - Mar. 20 The Solar Eclipse in your sign means ambiguous situations confront you. Think more, act less. Birthday fishies will develop spiritually while unveiling an astonishing plan while spreading lots of warmth and love. It’s shocking, frankly. And so much fun.