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Tattoos, Dancing & Bratwurst, Oh My!

f you’re like me, you love Arizona. But you love it a little less in the middle of the summer. Yes, it’s hot. Yes, it’s a dry heat. Did I say it’s hot? So our job is to distract you from what’s going on outside using a little misdirection. First, Arizonans love their tattoos. In fact, it could be considered another addiction ... a sexy one. People who get one can’t stop getting another, and another ... Personally, I love them if done correctly especially if they have deep connection with their life. My roommate performed CPR on a 2-year-old that nearly drowned at a pool party and saved his life. The date and time of the event is his newest tattoo. I haven’t had the courage to get one. Yet. This month, we showcase members of our community and their sexy tattoos. Be sure to check out the feature about music artist JayyVon Monroe as well as his amazing ink. We also have an interview with one of the LGBTQ community’s favorite musical allies, Betty Who, fresh from her Beautiful Summer Pride Tour, coming to the Crescent Ballroom on August 14.

The best way to beat the heat is to dream about fall. We’ve created a new event, coming October 14. It’s the first ever LGBTQ Oktoberfest! We’re calling it Sausage Fest! To help ION launch this new event, we recruited the talented artist Glen Hanson to create the illustration for our logo. Glen is known for his pop art illustration, animation for the Shiny Toy Guns music video “Ghost Town,” t-shirts, the comic strip “Chelsea Boys,” and the “Paper Doll” costumes for Lady Gaga’s 2014 “Art Rave” tour, for starters. We’re planning on a day of fun at the Wyndham Garden Inn Midtown Phoenix— home of over 13 Splash Bashes—with swimming, volleyball, games, contests, marketplace, and, of course, sausages and beer, all ending in a live performance by a national recording artist. Do you want to know who? Follow us on Facebook for the announcement this month. So this month, get a tattoo, see you on the dance floor, at the Betty Who show, and remember to clear your calendar for October 14. Until then, stay cool, get out and have some fun, and of course, use ION as your guide to your community.

It’s finally here! Dancing with one•n•ten is August 13. You saw all the contestants in the July issue of ION. Who will win? Who will blow the judges and the audience away? There’s only one way to Jack Tesorero find out! Go to Tempe Center for the Arts Tattoo Lover for this popular and exciting event. Get your tickets at onenten.org/dancing 16

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HELL FREEZES OVER

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Joey Sarandos June 30, 1971-July 19, 2017

For those who knew him, Joey was our muse. He played the role utilizing his endless inspiration and creativity. He inspired us and always brightened the room. He made us feel like we were good dancers—even when we weren’t. Joey believed that with the right outfit and with enough confidence, you could get in anywhere. (He was right.) Joey gave of his gifts freely, improving and beautifying the lives of the people around him. Reflect Joey’s light. Embody Joey’s passion. Dance. Get out of your creative comfort zones and live a brighter life. Make things pretty. Shop! Give the world the light and the love that Joey so freely gave to those he cared about. Never let his light fade or dim. Make use of the skills he shared. Go be fabulous! Services were held on Saturday, July 29 in the chapel at Greenwood Memory Lawn in Phoenix.

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PHX GAY IDOL FINALE

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Knock, knock. ... who’s there?

Betty Who! Pop singer talks about her music, motivation, LGBTQ audience and being born in a bathtub.

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anybody like I trust him. He knows my he took the main stage by storm body and my music. He knows exactly at the 2015 Phoenix Pride Festival. what to do and how to make me feel She also performed at the Democratic beautiful and in control. That’s a really National Committee’s LGBT Gala that hard thing to do. same year. The 25-year-old pop singer Jessica Anne Newman from Sydney, ION: You performed at twelve Pride Australia who we know as Betty Who festivals this summer. released her sophomore album called The Valley this past March including Betty: There’s a lot of in and out—you the hit, “Human Touch.” Betty has sang arrive somewhere, we have three all over the nation with her “Beautiful hours to get ready, we put on a show, Summer Pride Tour” and continues on, head back on the road, straight back to bringing the “Party in the Valley Tour” the airport to the next place. At to Phoenix. The enthusiastic one point I was in three Betty took time to visit cities in one day. I with ION Arizona “When people try woke in Kansas about her upcoming City, flew to to tell me what to show and her Buffalo, and by the reunion with do, I generally don’t end of the evening Arizona fans. respond very well.” I was falling asleep in New York City. ION: You come from a great heritage of ION: You’re new album Australian singers: Olivia The Valley is intimate, but still Newton-John, Sia, Kylie and Danni showcases pop music fun. How do Minogue, Helen Reddy, even opera you marry your own honesty with diva Dame Joan Sutherland. pop? Betty: Oh my gosh! It’s a little difficult Betty: I spend a lot of time and try to to live up to the reputation of all those make sure that I’m telling a real and people. I grew up with such a strong honest story about my life. However, if culture and history of Australian I can dress it up and make it sound fun female pop artists. I’m so happy to be and exciting, I will. I’m a songwriter— considered as part of the same world that’s how I got into this business and as them and to be doing what I’m how I fell in love with music: by writing doing. stories that were true and real. That comes first for me and makes it easier ION: Your music video for “Human to stay true. Touch” premiered in July. The Creative Director is Khasan When it comes down to making music, Brailsford who choreographed I’m quite confident in what I do and the musical La La Land, plus the way that I do it, luckily. The only collaborated with Katy Perry and way that I do this job is to do it my Jennifer Lopez. What was it like way. When people try to tell me what working with him? to do, I generally don’t respond very well. (Laughs) I’m sure I have lots to Betty: He’s one of my favorite people in the entire world. I don’t trust August 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 27


ION: Do you have any insecurities? learn from other Betty: Oh my god, tons! Probably people—I try to stay more than most people! (Laughs) I’m as open-minded as possible, my harshest critic. If anyone says but I’m pretty confident in the choices something bad about me it’s no worse I make; I try to trust my instincts and than the nastiest thing I’ve said to myself more than I trust anybody else. myself that day. That’s what drives me I want my music to reflect me. It’s and part of the reason I always going to be around for try to push myself to do the rest of my life— better and be better. “I’ve always forever. I want to I definitely have be able to look wanted to make music struggles trying to back on it and find enough space that accompanied say, “I did what for myself to just was right by me.” people along their be who I am and let journeys.” that be okay. ION: Tell us something about Betty Who that you’ve never told anyone before.

ION: What’s the best (and worst) part of being “Betty Who”?

Betty: Let me think about this ... I may have told somebody, but not in the press: I was born in the bath! I wasn’t even attended; it was supposed to be a home birth. Obviously I was a very big baby, as you can imagine (I’m 6 foot 2, so it’s not hard to picture). She was in so much pain during labor that her midwife said, “You should take a bath, it might relax you.” I started to come when she was in the bath so she said, “This is happening! Let’s do it!”

Betty: The best and worst part might be the same. The best part is getting to see the world, but the worst part is that sometimes I miss being home and having time to myself. But they both complement each other. I’m so grateful to get to travel as much as I do. Every now and then I miss waking up and walking to my favorite coffee shop. It’s one of the things I don’t get to do anymore, and that’s okay. I didn’t realize it was going to be that hard on me and it has been.

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really “pursued” an audience. I don’t know what it would be like. I don’t think it was supposed to happen any other way because I never put anything out thinking, “These are the choices I’m making, these are the people I want to listen to my music.” I never did that. I was just, like, “I’m gonna put some music out!” and now here I am, five years later! Anybody in this industry will tell you (behind closed doors) that they aren’t where they want to be, because you never are. Not even the most famous singer in the world, because you never are. There’s never a moment where you think, “That’s it! I got what I wanted!” It’s never gonna happen. It’s really hard to stay present and know when a good thing’s a good thing. I’ve been working at being really grateful for what’s happening as it’s happening, as opposed to ignoring what’s going on as it happens and continuing to say, “I need to be here. I need to be here!” because then you miss the journey. That’s not the point. I’m not doing this to get somewhere, I’m trying to experience life as we go. ION: The 2013 marriage proposal between Spencer and Dustin in a Home Depot with a flashmob was set to your song, “Somebody Loves You” went viral. Did you ever think you’d see your music as part of the soundtrack to people’s lives? Betty: That was always my plan! I’ve always wanted to make music 30

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that accompanied people along their journeys. I always wanted to be that presence that’s creating an environment while people are having a good time. I want to make people feel really good about themselves, confident, or introspective, whatever the song is. I want to create music that gives people a space to explore who they want to be. ION: What’s the soundtrack to your life? Betty: Currently “Wild Thoughts” by Rihanna and the entire Superfruit EP. It’s amazing! They’re incredible! ION: If you were a superhero, what would your superpower be? Betty: I wish I had a super palate where I could taste anything and say, “Oh, it needs this ... it needs cinnamon ... whatever! I wish I were a better cook, I mean, I’m good, but I’m not great. My superpower would be to make all food great—kick it up a level. Don’t miss Betty Who on Monday, August 14 at 7 p.m. at The Crescent Ballroom, 308 N. 2nd Ave. in Phoenix. For tickets visit CrescentPHX.com or call 602-716-2222. TicketFly.com or call 877-435-9849


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Latin Ladies’ Night at boycott bar You don’t have to be Latina, but it definitely helps to be a lady for this Saturday night event. The $10 wristband gets you $1 cocktails between 9 p.m. and 11 p.m. as you chacha while DJ Eclair spins. Vámanos, ladies! We’ll see you at boycott bar, 4301 N. 7th Ave. in Phoenix. (See ad on p. 39)

Dancing For one•n•ten Get ready for the most exciting, nail-biting, breathtaking, sensational, rip-roaring fundraising event of the year! See local favorites, drag queens, TV personalities, servers, real estate moguls and bartenders trip the light fantastic as they hustle, salsa, samba, rhumba, boogie-woogie, foxtrot, moonwalk and meringue their way across the dance floor and into your hearts. There aren’t any losers, but, c’mon! there’s only one winner! Who will it be? Find out at 3 p.m. on Sunday, August 13 at the Tempe Center for the Arts, 700 W. Rio Salado Pkwy. For tickets go to onenten.org (See ad on p. 14)

A Night Celebrating Selena at Karamba Time to get your “Bidi bidi bidi bom bom!” on! You won’t want to miss the Fiesta de la Flor and a night celebrating the eternal magic of Tejano singer, Selena. Miss Ruby hosts an unforgettable evening of music and performances on Thursday, August 24 at Karamba, 1724 E. McDowell Rd. in Phoenix. (See ad on p. 15)

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Jell-O Wrestling at Charlie’s Watch it wiggle! See it jiggle! Watch some of the hottest hunks in town grope and grapple in the gelatinous goop in a sexy singlet. This is exactly how they did it in ancient Greece. This Olympic event happens on Saturday, August 19 at Charlie’s, 737 W. Camelback Rd. in Phoenix. (See ad p. 19)

AUGUST 2017 ION EVENTS DATE EVENT Sat. Latin Ladies’ Night Sun. Amateur Strip Contest 5 Safari Party 12 DJ Shorty Birthday Party 12 Tiki Party 12 AZ Mr. Leather Club Night 13 Imperial Ct. School Supply Drive 18-19 Black Out Bash 19 Jell-o Wrestling 19 Blackout Party 20 Swimsuit Party 20 Sinful Studs (weekly beginning Aug 20) 22 Mardi Gras Karaoke 24 Selena Celebration 26 British Invasion 26 Karamba’s 13th Anniversary 27 Ignite Your Status Fundraiser SEPTEMBER 1-3 Family Health Resource Fair 3 Carnaval Latino 7-10 Leather Run Weekend

LOCATION boycott The Anvil Charlie’s The Cash Charlie’s The Anvil Cruisin’ 7th Dick’s Cabaret Charlie’s The Anvil Karamba Club Volt Bar1 Karamba The Bunkhouse Karamba Cruisin’ 7th

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Dinner and a Show with Pussy LeHoot at Los Diablos Enjoy a romantic, candlelight dinner with the high-heeled antics of Pussy LeHoot and her guest stars Celia Putty and Tori Steele. $30 includes a mouthwatering entrée and one drink per guest. (Okay, some restrictions apply.) The ladies will be waiting at Los Diablos, 1028 E. Indian School Rd. in Phoenix. $10 of every ticket will benefit one•n•ten. (See ad on p. 33)

Fiery Fridays at Cruisin’ 7th It’s Olivia Gardens and Nikki Knowles!! You’re invited to “Olivia’s Garden Party” the first and third Fridays of every month (that’s August 4 & 18) and stay up for “Nikki at Night” on the second and third Fridays (August 11 & 25) at Cruisin’ 7th, 3702 N. 7th St. in Phoenix. Visit Cruisin7th.com (See ad on p. 12)

British Invasion at Bunkhouse

The British are coming! The British are coming! Get ready for one-of-a-kind entertainment from across the Pond! Direct from Wales, CC Swan, star of England’s TV event, “Karaoke Queen” is making her American debut in Phoenix in an original show. Catch her live, on stage on Saturday, August 26 at 8 p.m. at the Bunkhouse, 4428 N. 7th Ave. in Phoenix. (See ad p. 13)

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Leg Day with Naomi Smalls at Club Volt This seven-foot-tall glamazon owned the runway of RuPaul’s Drag Race, season eight, where she sisseyed that walk all the way to the finals. Naomi brings the edginess of supermodel Naomi Campbell with the freshness of Biggie Smalls to Club Volt on Thursday, August 10 for a show you won’t want to miss! Table reservations & Champagne Meet ‘n’ Greet available. Doors open at 9 p.m. Show at 11 p.m. 3108 E. McDowell Rd. Visit ClubVoltAZ.com

AUGUST 2017 ION DRAG LISTINGS DATE TIME Fri 4 10:00pm Sun 6 Tues 8 8:00pm Wed 9 8:00pm Wed 9 Thurs 10 Thurs 10 11:00pm Sat 12 8:00pm Fri 18 10:00pm Thurs 24 10:00pm Thurs 24 Mondays 10:00pm Tuesday 10:00pm Wednesdays 10:30pm Wednesdays 10:00pm 1st & 3rd Thurs 9pm Thursdays 10:30pm Thursdays 10:00pm 1st & 3rd Fri 10:30pm 2nd & 4th Fri 10:30pn Fridays 9:00pm Fridays 10:00pm Fridays 10:30 Fridays 9:00pm Fridays 9:00pm Saturdays 10:30pm Saturdays 10:00pm Saturdays 9:30pm 1st Sunday 2:00pm 2nd & 4th Sun 2:00pm Sundays 8:30pm Sundays 7:00pm 3rd Sunday 2:00pm

LOCATION SHOW / PERFORMER(S) Club Volt Greek Week at 4Some Revu Karamba Adriana’s Heel Party Orpheum Theatre War on the Catwalk FOX Tucson War on the Catwalk Karamba Drag Diva Finale Karamba Ruby’s Burlesque Show Club Volt Naomi Smalls Los Diablos Dinner & a show w/ Pussy LeHoot Club Volt Barbie Ho’s & GI Joes at 4Some Revue Charlie’s Alyssa Edwards at Neon Splash Karamba Fiesta De La Flor Selena Night Charlie’s Claudia B & Coco St. James - The Strip Factor Karamba Savannah Moussier’s Show Karamba Karamba Girls - Adriana Galiano & Karime Lizaldi Charlie’s Nevaeh’s High Heels & Halos Cruisin’ 7th Camping Out with the Southern Belles Karamba Tejano Thursdays with Ruby Reynolds Charlie’s Coco St. James’ Neon Party Cruisin’ 7th Olivia’s Garden Party Cruisin’ 7th Nikki at Night with Nikki Knowles Los Diablos Friday Mass with Aimee V Justice Club Volt 4Some Revue with Miley, Gia, Piper & Luna The Rock Special Event Rotating Drag Shows Plazma Freaky Fridays with Celia Putty BS West Elements - The Valley’s Top Drag Entertainers Cruisin’ 7th Lady Christian’s Lady & the Tramps The Rock The Barbra Seville Show Charlie’s Pussy’s Patio Show Cruisin’ 7th Excuse Our Beauty Revue Cruisin’ 7th Cruisin’ for a Cause Charlie’s Pussy LeHoot & Friends BS West The Showgirl Follies Big Sexy Show Cruisin’ 7th The Morning After with Trixxie Deluxxe


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one•n•ten fire creates need for more supplies. The big news that rocked Phoenix happened at about 11 a.m. on July 12. Darren Beach, a mentally and emotionally troubled young man, since arrested, deliberately set fire to the one•n•ten building on 3rd Street at Weldon Ave. The building was unoccupied. Details of the incident have been well-documented on social media and local news agencies. The center relocated to new headquarters at the Parsons Center for Health and Wellness at 1101 N. Central Avenue, near Roosevelt Ave. More importantly, our Valley’s LGBTQ youth still have basic supplies and

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needs that need to be met. You can help. Sought after at this time are gift cards from clothing stores, Target, Party City and Walmart, as well as bus passes (single day, seven day and 31 day). OUTdoors! Camp is approaching. This event provides valuable social and leadership skills for our youth. Use this as an opportunity to help them replace needed supplies. You can help one•n•ten when you shop online. Check out their “Wish List” on Amazon.com or use smile.amazon.com and choose 1N10 Inc. as your charity. A percentage of the price of eligible AmazonSmile items will be donated to one•n•ten. There’s always more. To help, contact Travis Shumake at Travis@onenten.org for more information.


Seville’s Wonderful 100 organizes for AIDS Walk Arizona. It’s that time of year! AIDS Walk Arizona is right around the corner. This annual event benefits the Aunt Rita’s Foundation and her 16 partner agencies providing services for education, prevention, and essential services for those affected by HIV/AIDS. Nine years ago Richard Stevens organized the team using his alter ego as its namesake. The simple goal then was as it is today: “Barbra Seville’s Wonderful 100” is 100 people raising $100 each. It still works, always exceeding expectations. As one of the top fundraising teams, they bring in ten percent of the entire Walk’s earnings. Last year the team raised $32,000.

Look for an afternoon of video games, pop up drag with Olivia Gardens, Piper M’Shay and Coco St. James at Cobra Arcade Bar, downtown Phoenix on Sunday, September 24. The next event is High Heel Bingo on Monday, August 7 at 9 p.m. hosted by Olivia Gardens. Wear your favorite heels. There will be a raffle, prize for best heels and, of course, Bingo. Kobalt, 3110 N. Central Ave. AIDS Walk Arizona will be Sunday, October 22, downtown Phoenix. Be part of the magic! “Like” the team’s page on Facebook. You can register online at Wonderful100.org or at any of the events.

What motivates Stevens? “I, our committee, and our walkers keep doing this because we know there are others who can’t,” he said. This year the team’s goal is bigger than ever: $25,000 and sure to raise more. A full calendar of events is currently being scheduled, including a Bake Sale and Turnabout Show at The Rock, a special Drag Brunch, and a Bar Crawl. August 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 43


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Steve Martin & Martin Short

The two “Martins” get a little bit “cracker” and crack everyone up in this crackerjack of a show that mixes a little bit a banjo bluegrass from Steve with barbs and one-liners between the two comedy vets. Thursday, August 13 at the Comerica Theatre, 400 W. Washington St. For ticket go to TicketMaster.com, or call 800-745-3000

Emo Phillips

How do you describe bizarre stand-up comedian Emo Phillips? Weird. Like, really, really weird. That’s a compliment. His bizarre, idiot savant delivery will kill you. Emo brings his kookiness to Phoenix on Thursday, August 31 to StandUp Live in CityScape, 50 W. Jefferson St. For tix got StandUpLive.com or call 480-719-6100

Fun Home

You won’t want to miss this touring Broadway musical, the first ever with a lesbian protagonist. Based on cartoonist/writer (Dykes to Watch Out For) Alison Bechdel’s 2006 graphic memoir, concerning her discovery of her own sexuality, her relationship with her gay father and unlocking the mysteries surrounding his life. September 5-10, ASU Gammage, 1200 S. Forest Ave. Tempe. For tickets call 480-965-3434, visit ASUgammage. com or TicketMaster.com, phone: 800-745-3000

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Wynonna Judd Chart buster and award-winning performer, Big Red brings her band, The Big Noise, to town where she’ll bust out her greatest hits! Not a country music fan? You will be after you see Wy’s electrifying performance, guaranteed. Saturday, August 12 at the Talking Stick Resort, 9800 E. Indian Bend Rd. in Scottsdale For tix call 800-745-3000

Betty Who

Outspoken and colorful, this Australian pop singer-songwriter is also a huge ally of her LGBT fans—she entertained us at the Phoenix Pride Festival. Don’t miss her show on Monday, August 14 at Crescent Ballroom, 308 N. 2nd. Ave. in Phoenix. For tickets visit CrescentPHX.com or call 602-716-2222 or go to TicketFly.com or 877-435-9849

Mary J. Blige The Queen of Hip-Hop Soul, she’s one of the few entertainers to have eight or more albums reach multi-platinum status. You won’t want to miss this legend on Wednesday, August 30 when she performs at the Comerica Theatre, 401 W. Washington St. in Phoenix. For tickets check out TicketMaster.com or call 800-745-3000

AUGUST 2017 ION CONCERT CALENDAR DATE ARTIST LOCATION PHONE 5 Ed Sheeran Gila River Arena 800-745-3000 7 George Clinton Marquee Theatre - Tempe 480-839-0707 8 10,000 Maniacs Crescent Ballroom -- Phoenix 877-435-9849 9 Diana Krall Phx. Symphony Hall 602-495-1999 11 Straight No Chaser Comerica Theatre -- Phoenix 800-745-3000 11 Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox Comerica Theatre -- Phoenix 800-745-3000 12 Wynonna Judd Talking Stick Resort - Scottsdale 800-745-3000 14 Betty Who Crescent Ballroom -- Phoenix 877-435-9849 15 Alice Cooper w/ Deep Purple Ak-Chin Pavilion -- Phoenix 800-745-3000 17 Herbie Hancock Mesa Arts Ctr. 480-644-6500 19 Christian Castro Comerica Theatre - Phoenix 800-745-3000 24 Foreigner & Cheap Trick Ak-Chin Pavilion - Phoenix 800-745-3000 26 Dierks Bentley Talking Stick Resort Arena - Phx 800-745-3000 26 Lord Huron The Van Buren - Phoenix TheVanBurenPHX.com 29 Pat Benatar Comerica Theatre - Phoenix 800-745-3000 29 OneRepublic Ak-Chin Pavilion - Phoenix 800-745-3000 30 Linkin Park Talking Stick Resort Arena - Phoenix 800-745-3000 30 Mary J. Blige Comerica Theatre - Phoenix 800-745-3000 SEPTEMBER 2 David Cook Musical Instrument Museum - Scotts. 480-478-6000 3 DJ Tiesto Pool at Talking Stick Resort - Scotts. 800-745-3000 3 Idina Menzel Comerica Theatre - Phoenix 800-745-3000 August 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 51


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Cuckoo Birds

Ingrid Goes West Starring: Aubrey Plaza, Elizabeth Olsen, O’Shea Jackson, Jr. If you see one #twisted, #freaky, #funny, and ultimately #disturbing movie this summer, this should be the one. Spooky Ingrid Thorburn’s (Plaza, Life After Beth) life is in a downward spiral. She becomes obsessed with social media California based Instagram influencer, Taylor Sloane (Olsen, sister to creepy twin celebs), moving to the Golden State because, you know, #YOLO. In a Talented Mister Ripleyesque move, deluded Ingrid hashtags her psychotic way into Taylor’s perfect life with #OMG results. Opens August 11

Tulip Fever Starring: Alicia Vikander, Christoph Walz, Dane DeHaan, Dame Judi Dench Feeling a little high-brow? This is for you. Screenwriter Sir Tom Stoppard (Brazil, Shakespeare in Love) brings this gorgeous, Dutch cinematic Vermeer painting to life. In the 17th century, the Dutch created a zany investment market where one perfect tulip bulb could be exchanged

for an entire estate. Kind of like the Beanie Babies craze of the 1990s, except magnified a million times. Millions of Dutch gilder were spent (and ultimately lost) on a single tulip bulb.

Forced into a loveless marriage, Sophia (Vikander, The Danish Girl) weds merchant, Cornelis (cinematic meanie Waltz, Big Eyes, Inglourious Bastards, The Legend of Tarzan). She has an affair with an artist (the tragic, but magic DeHaan of the horrible Two Lovers and a Bear—you might remember the March 2017 DVD review of that stinker in ION), and star of the glowing The Place Beyond the Pines). They risk everything during “Tulipmania.” Will their love blossom? Or wither and die? Much like the ill-fated tulip craze, this picture nearly died before it bloomed. It originally began filming in Great Britain in 2004 with Jude Law and Keira Knightly starring, but canned because of UK tax laws. Other issues plagued production. One Direction’s Harry Styles was cast as a singer appearing in the film named Mattheus, but was forced to cancel; he was replaced by Glee’s Mr. Nice Guy, “Will Schuester,” Matthew Morrison which will give Gleeks something to look forward to. This film promises to be a Rembrandt in the world of filmmaking. Opens August 25 August 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 53


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HAIM Something to Tell You

With their 2013 debut, Days are Gone, HAIM combined their obsessions for 90’s R&B and the greats of the 80’s to create a catchy, cross-sectional, distinct sound. The three sisters also write, record and play every instrument you hear. The meticulous harmonies and melodic genius found on their debut made them the indie darlings for the last four years, landing them a spot opening for Taylor Swift’s 1989 tour. For their long-awaited follow up, Something to Tell You, HAIM took the formula from their debut and amped up production. The lead single “Want You Back” is a contemporary Wilson Phillips’ “Hold On,” making you want to stomp toward your ex-, fast singing “I’ll give you all the love I never gave before I left you.” You hear the echo of tour mate Taylor Swift on the title track, and otherworldly siblings Michael and Janet Jackson in “Ready For You.” The girls bounce through all their influences, channeling Don Henley and Tom Petty on “Tell Me Nothing’s Wrong,” “Little of Your Love,” and the unsung hero of Fleetwood Mac, Christine McVie on “You Never Knew.” HAIM falls short when they attempt something in a more contemporary realm, like the very Katy Perry sounding “Found it in Silence” and Ariana Grandeesque “Walking Away.” They play like record label failsafes, ironically failing the trio. At the end we get to what they’re trying to tell us with the achingly beautiful break up songs “Right Now”

Aural Fixation

and “Night So Long,” another crosssection where Stevie Nicks meets Adele. Beat by beat, HAIM have let it be known that they are the girls of summer. Available Now

Lana Del Rey Lust for Life It’s odd that the melancholia and malaise of Lana del Rey has amassed her such a large gay following. Perhaps it’s the combination of Nancy Sinatralike vocals and denim cut-offs. Attend a concert and you’ll notice a collection of young gay men singing along in their own ironic-Americana daze. With her strongest outing since her debut, Lust for Life, rests on laurels of Instagram caption style lyrics and gloom glam. Lana teams with A$AP Rocky, the Weeknd, Sean Lennon and even the original queen witch herself Stevie Nicks for the tongue and cheek “Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems.” Lust for Life is full of sexy, slow tempo ballads, perfect for cat-like lounging around the pool. Available Now

THE DL SONGS TO DOWNLOAD ARTIST - SONG St. Vincent – “New York” DJDS – “Trees on Fire” Yaegi - “Therapy” Girlyboi - “Bonfire” LIV – “Heaven” Mura Masa – “Second 2 None” feat. Christine & the Queens Ibeyi – “Away” Lykke Li – “Unchained Melody” Nine Inch Nails – “The Lovers” Shania Twain – “Poor Me” August 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 55


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often than not dysfunctional posse, should be able to ramp up enough to enjoy it. The whole series is bingewatching worthy in measured doses.

Starring: Lena Dunham, Allison Williams, Jemima Kirk, Sosia Mamet, Adam Driver, Elijah Rannells, Peter Scolari HBO’s series Girls was the show I initially loved to hate, full of angst and PMS. Produced by creator and star Lena Dunham and Judd Apatow (who’s specialty seems to be painfully heterosexual stories about painfully obnoxious people, usually starring the douche-y Seth Rogan), the series flourished with stories that were irritating, hilarious, obnoxious, touching, painful, yet often oddly satisfying. Writer Dunham (Tiny Furniture) had no problem immodestly proclaiming her own self to be “the voice of a generation.” Let’s just say that if you loved Sex and the City, you’d hate Girls. The final season tied everything up with a messy, laughable bow—a lot like real life. Even the occasional viewer who dipped into the wobbly misadventures of the whining writer who never manages to write anything, Hannah (Dunham), her hugely self-centered millennial gal pals Marnie (Williams), Jessa (Kirk), Shoshonna (Mamet) and their more

Season five ended with Hannah getting pregnant by a sexy, tool of a surf instructor (the handsome Riz Ahmed, The Night Of) during a writing assignment about girl surfers. Now the ramifications of motherhood hit, with Hannah moving to upstate New York, but without that prize winning piece of literature, and without Adam (Adam Driver, whose performances are always genius.) Look for lots of “happily ever afters” in the coda, including her fab gay bff, Elijah (Rannells, Book of Mormon, The New Normal) and her late bloomer gay dad, Tad (Scolari, of 80s sitcom Bosom Buddies fame). Sadly, the last episode doesn’t include a swan song for Jessa or, more interestingly, Shoshanna, who grew from the most insipid, nebbish character into the most interesting, powerful, and well-rounded woman of all the Girls. I may not always understand girls, but I’m pretty good at understanding Girls. I’ll miss these gals. ★★★★☆

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here’s two kinds of “camp.” One is uniquely queer, a little outrageous, sometimes a little taboo, like “Old School” homos doing a Bette Davis imitation. The other kind of “camp” is like what you do when you go to the woods, live in a tent and learn how to tie knots and build little fires. Like the pioneers used to do. You might’ve camped in the woods during the summer when you were a kid, before you discovered shopping and brunch. So when Camp Social opened this June up on (surprise!) Seventh Street (where else?) we thought, “What kind of camp will it be?” It’s like the kind in the great outdoors, except they brought it to the great indoors—with air conditioning and cute servers. All kinds of clever references to “roughing it” pepper the space: old fashioned camper trailer installations, wood paneling, tire swings, canoes housing lighting fixtures, bathroom sinks resembling hollowed out logs, and high above the rafters, a mesmerizing starry night sky is projected onto the the ceiling. They also have a game room with shuffleboard and arcade games. Of course, the gigantic, flat screen TVs over the bar broadcasting sports aren’t really

something you’d find, say, at the bottom of the Grand Canyon— but they’re everywhere these days. Like ticks and poison ivy. Over 200 happy campers quickly stake their claim when the dinner bell rings, so get there early for quick seating. If you like, you can sit at the community tables on the misted patio. You might even make some new friends! Ready for vittles? You won’t find any Beanie-Weenies, but there’s a few nostalgic references to camping cuisine peppering a menu that’s a lot better than the Sloppy Joe’s you had as a kid. Start off with “Trail Snacks.” The appetizers include their own trail mix, meatballs, hobo stew and more. Don’t miss out on a French Canadian favorite: Poutine. It’s our northern neighbors version of chili cheese fries. French fries are topped with cheese curds, fried pickles and smothered in a rich, dusky elk gravy we loved. The generous $12 skillet feeds plenty of hungry mouths. Don’t pass up the crispy Lamb Scrumpets, a real favorite. The lean, seasoned, shredded lamb is formed into a Twinkie-sized “log,” crumb-coated and deep fried. Top sparingly with the strong, stoneground mustard. $12 Yearning for a sandwich? Choose from five listed under “Bannock & Bread.” August 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 59


or clams, or even alligator sausage. Veggie options are available, too, or build your own. $14-$18

(Bannock is a traditional, quick-rise bread favored by Lewis & Clark, Kit Carson, Daniel Boone and campers everywhere. Who knew?) You won’t regret the tender, flaky, lightly battered and Fried Walleye with a chili tartar sauce and iceberg lettuce served with toasty, spicy French fries. The burger, rib-eye sandwich, smoked brisket and chicken are all served on “tin can rolls”—a short-cut to baking where bread rolls are truly baked in a tin can ... even at Camp Social! $13-$19. The “Skillets & Pots” offerings showcase more “high class” entrées, like Wood Grilled Trout, Ocean Fish Fry, Pasta with Duck Confit, and Wood Grilled Rib-Eye. We picked a cheese Ravioli with burrata, pesto and pistachio sauce and a dash of balsamic vinegar for $18. It didn’t win an overall blue ribbon compared to other “wow” treats we had. When a food runner noticed our disappointment, the management voluntarily removed it from the bill. “O beautiful! For spacious pies!” Pizza pies, that is. Check out the 12 diverse and creatively prepared pies named after great American national parks. Pizza here is graced with everything from Maine lobster to smoked trout 60

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Something you’d like not on the menu? Ask the server if they’ve got a special snack in the back pantry. They just might have something just for you. Make sure you leave room for the ultimate camping experience: Do-ItYourself S’mores. Create your own campfire confection with a platter of homemade Graham crackers, a Hershey’s Milk Chocolate bar, and giant, fluffy homemade marshmallows. They bring out a small, flaming, iron cauldron plus skewers for you to toast the ‘mallows to construct your S’more. Camp Social didn’t forget the “snakebite medicine” for the “counselors.” They have a full bar including daily infusions made with Tito’s Handmade Vodka. Happy Hour is from 3-6 p.m. (The “Lazy Sunday” serves two and served in an old fashioned thermos. $18) You can leave civilization behind for a while at Camp Social while you’re “roughing it, easy.” The only thing missing? Ghost stories, knot tying and snipe hunting. You’ll be a happy camper at Camp Social. Tell ‘em John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt sent you. CAMP SOCIAL 6107 N. 7th St. 480-750-0506 CampSocial.com


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The Illustrated Man

JayyVon Monroe explains, “Sometimes the hardest thing to wear is our own skin.” by Deon Brown photos by Scotty Kirby

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olorful. Honest. Complicated. Talented. Philosophical. Creative. Witty. Practical. And more than a little bit wild. Artist JayyVon Monroe has lived several lifetimes already in his 25 years. Taking a break from music, he recently returned to his roots in Phoenix. As part of the electronic music duo, “Blood on the Dance Floor” from 20092016, often performing at the Van’s Warped Tour. Think you’re popular? JayyVon has over 227 thousand followers on Twitter, 139 thousand on Instagram and more than 90 thousand subscribers on his YouTube channel. Devoted followers create fan art. He kept his image honest, yet carefully crafted and artistically authentic. His newly released music video, It’s All on You, is erotic, beautiful, even a little shocking. And very much JayyVon. His tattoos also tell a lot about him. A tattoo on his arm quotes Oscar Wilde: “Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.” JayyVon’s doesn’t mask his confidence. “I never ask for understanding. If people don’t ‘get it,’ I don’t need them to. I’m self-qualified.” His story starts in Jacksonville, Florida. “I moved out at 15 and was part of Goth and Fetish night at a club as a Club Kid & entertainer. They never checked my ID and hired me as a host since I didn’t drink. I grew up as part of the MySpace generation, I was 18 and I shocked a lot of people. As I got older it became inappropriate. Then I got serious, especially because younger kids were looking up to us.” Body art tells just part of JayyVon’s story. “I’ve had piercings since I was 14 and tattoos since I was 16. I want a full body suit by the time I’m 35. My tattoos are on my body for all eternity;

they’re like my children. Tattoos on my hands—or on anyone’s—are my favorite.” Tattoos are a commitment, telling about a time and place in someone’s life. “My biggest pet peeve is when strangers ask, ‘I want a tattoo, but what if I don’t want it five years later?’ If you like something that was part of your past, it’s part of your character, your story, so why not have tattoos from your past?” Another facet of JayyVon’s story involves the creation of his drag persona, Dahli. “I didn’t have a name for her until a few years ago. Before that was just Club Kid drag.” JayyVon described Dahli as a combination of a Fetish Freak and Tribal Fusion. “Being a drag queen is cheaper than therapy,” he once said. “Dahli allows me to present a side of myself that’s always there. When a physical attribute is added, there’s an entirely different side. Even my voice changes. I have a different appeal to my style of drag that’s not widely accepted right now. I have a separate fan base for my drag persona.” You can see the exotic Dahli perform on YouTube. Self-discipline and hard work made JayyVon into who he is today. “I would like to think that I set a decent example for a few different people. I dropped out of school, but it didn’t stop me from achieving everything I desired. The small town in Florida I’m from had no opportunity for anyone like me. I had all odds stacked against me.” Marrying two distinct and important parts of his personality together was a challenge. August 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 65


“The biggest molds I’ve broken are about gay people and their stereotype and alternative people and their stereotype. You don’t see many gay guys involved in the alternative scene or many alternative people who are gay. Those two worlds make up everything I am—plus my drag. Finding acceptance from the gay world and alternative world is hard work. JayyVon shared a very practical philosophy about his own life. “Sense, reason, cause & consequence. Those are the only four things I go by.” He expanded, “I’m not very spiritual at all. I believe most organized religions have a consequence for not doing good deeds, but I do good things because I’m a good person—not because there’s any consequence I could be facing.” 66

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JayyVon is continuing on with a solo music career, returning to California. “I’ve had an EP completely written and finished since December that’s coming out in October. There’s a big fan base waiting on my music.” In an existential moment, JayyVon reflected, “My only regret is not having any regrets. I feel like I should have some kind of fear—and I have none. People who have regrets are so concentrated on doing the things they didn’t do, they’re not as involved with what’s going on around them. Then there’s too many missed opportunities.” And one thing’s for sure: JayyVon Monroe never misses an opportunity. You can hear JayyVon’s new music on Soundcloud, Spotify, iTunes, Apple music, or music streaming apps. Follow JayyVon Twitter: @JayyVonMonroe Instagram: @jayyvonhatesit Youtube: YouTube.com/jayyvonmonroe


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The Snooty Fox Tattoo Parlor Naomi St. James & Jeff Ockinga open their new shop

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he lovely Naomi St. James is a multi-title winner in pageants for female impersonation and a former Miss Phoenix Pride. Her body art is of the aquatic and avian variety. “I have a koi and a phoenix that Jeff did.” Jeff is a living canvas. “I’ve been tattooing for 15 years, and piercing for 16 years. I learned how to tattoo in Lincoln, Nebraska,” he said. He moved to Arizona in 2010. Jeff and Naomi opened their own tattoo parlor in the heart of central Phoenix. If you’re interested in your first tattoo, or a new one, check out The Snooty Fox Tattoo Parlor at 3606 N. 16th St. Call 602-314-6228 for appointments or more information. Catch Naomi performing at Club Volt in the new show, Volt ViXXXens.

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Andre Apodaca Tattoos often carry a special significance and meaning. André explained that the tattoo on his arm is a compass surrounded by three white flowers. “The compass is for guidance and the flowers represent those from a state or province where I’ve lived.” Some tattoos indicate how we see ourselves. “I’ve always associated and related to the ‘bear’ community. I got my paw print tattoo around the time I found confidence and acceptance in being a gay man.”

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Luna Love St James Thighs and whispers. Jordan Musser is the entrancing Luna Love St. James and has a variety of words and art that define her life on her upper leg. You’ll see a representation of her family tree, a full moon with the legend, “Change is the Only Constant.” She’s packing heat with a gun strapped to her thigh. Gretal, her pet chicken’s feather will always tickle her. There’s also her son’s footprint along with his birthdate. Lip prints of the kisses of all the important women in her life decorate her derrière. There’s always room for “Love.”

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Steve Marquez Gotta catch ‘em all! The colorful tattoos on Steve’s legs are Pokémon. “They represent my love of the game for the last 21 years.” The tattoos on his arms represent imagery from J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. The sword on his left is for the King under the Mountain and his right arm is the broken sword, Narsil. The illustrations on a portion of his chest piece represents the seven Harry Potter books, with Casper “Well, it’s my ex-.”

The Borg Queen from Star Trek is his love. The male symbol was his first tattoo; the blue one on his right bicep is the Scorpio astrological symbol.

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Gia (Gigi) DeMilo A portrait of Vampira, the original glamour ghoul the 1950s late night TV horror hostess, is commemorated in ink and Gia’s most outstanding tattoo. A jigsaw puzzle piece featuring a rose graces her side. Gia, 25, is transgender, and a talented makeup artist as well as a performer at Club Volt on Friday nights. Gia’s tattoos inspired her to soon start an apprenticeship as a tattoo artist. August 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 81


Matthew Nelssen Matthew described his body art: “Lots of my tattoos are based on architecture from the palace of Versailles. There’s also a lot of horror movie references and a ton of stupid, inside joke tattoos.” The famous Queen of France figures prominently in his body art. “I have an entire arm and multiple tattoos elsewhere that are Marie Antoinette inspired. There’s one of her drinking champagne, the tapestries in her private chambers. The heart on my cheek is for Marie Antoinette, too, but most people think it’s a prison teardrop. There’s other tattoos referencing decorative railings at the palace.” Some art is more personal. “The ‘R’ on my face is the initial of my valentine, my dog Radford.” Matthew might be familiar to readers as his drag persona, Holly Peña Popper. 82

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Mitchell Roe The fine men’s haberdashery of Ralph Lauren is a passion for Mitchell Roe; you never see him when he isn’t wearing the designer duds. Well, except for here, that is. Underneath the iconic Polo trademark is the legend, “It’s not enough for a man to know how to ride, he must also know how to fall.” The tattoos on his arm and chest are dedicated to his late mother and his Nana. Here, you’ll find scenery of the sky with the sun, moon, clouds and both of their names, plus a little angel with a heart balloon. They’re never far from his heart.

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Bar 1 Beer Bust (W)

OZ BAR Poker (W)

Dick’s Cabaret Amateur Night (W)

OZ BAR Poker (W)

Los Diablos Taco Tuesday (W)

The Cash Free Dance Lessons (W)

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Bar 1 Karaoke (W)

OZ BAR Poker (W)

The Cash Free Dance Lessons (W)

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Los Diablos Taco Tuesday (W)

Dick’s Cabaret Amateur Night (W)

Club Volt Valentina’s Cantina (W)

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OZ BAR Poker (W)

Bar 1 Karaoke (W)

Club Volt Dollar Drink Thursdays (W) OZ Bar Karaoke (W)

Karamba Karamba Girls Show

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Standup Live! Emo Phillips

BS West 2-4-1 (W)

The Cash Karaoke (W)

OZ Bar Karaoke (W)

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Cruisin’ 7th Wild Men of the West (W)

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Charlie’s Alyssa Edwards

Club Volt FACE Savannah

Bar 1 2-4-1 Everything (W)

The Rock Undie Night with Chris (W)

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Karamba Ruby’s Burlesque Show

Karamba Fiesta de la Flor (Selena Night)

BS West 2-4-1 (W)

BS West WMW XPosed (W)

OZ BAR Karaoke (W)

Club Volt Leg Day with Naomi Smalls

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Karamba Karamba Girls Show

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Dick’s Cabaret WTF Wednesday (W)

Karamba Drag Diva Finale

Dick’s Cabaret WTF Wednesday (W)

Karamba Karamba Girls Show

Club Volt T Party with Gia DeMilo

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BS West Service Industry Night (W)

4 Labor day

Stacy’s @ Melrose Karaoke (W)

MATCH Sunday Brunch (W)

Parsons Center Family Health & Resource Fair

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The Rock Karaoke with Jae (W)

Cruisin’ 7th IGNITE Your Status

OZ BAR Poker (W)

Club Volt Savannah Rama / Sinful Studs

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Bar 1 Beer Bust (W)

The Rock Rock’n Bodies Review (W)

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Crescent Ballroom Betty Who

Cruisin’ 7th Imperial Crt Back to School Drive

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Stacy’s @ Melrose Karaoke (W)

TCA Dancing for one•n•ten

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The Rock Karaoke with Jae (W)

The Rock Rock’n Bodies Review (W)

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The Anvil Underwear Night

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Karamba Adriana’s Heel Party

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The Rock Bearracuda

Los Diablos Friday Mass (W)

Cruisin’ 7th Nikki at Nite

Club Volt Greek Week at 4Some

Cruisin’ 7th Olivia’s Garden Party

8 Los Diablos Friday Mass (W)

BS West ELEMENTS Drag (W)

Los Diablos Friday Mass (W)

2601 On Central Opening Day

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Cruisin’ 7th Nikki at Nite

The Rock Lady Christians Trailer Trash Revue

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Charlie’s Jell-O Wrestling

The Cash DJ Shorty’s Birthday

Anvil AML Club Night

The Rock Barbra Seville Show (W)

boycott bar Latin Ladies Night (w)

The Cash DJ Delicious (W)

MATCH Saturday Brunch (W)

The Bunkhouse British Invasion

Karamba 13th Anniversary Party

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DIRTY DADDY DANCERS 10pm HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

WILD MEN of the WEST 7:30pm HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

BEER BUST $3 Pitchers All Day HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

Bar 1

HH 10am-7pm

$2.25 Domestic Bottles 7pm-9pm

$1.50 Bud Light Drafts $2 Canned Beer

HH $4 Well & Beer $2 OFF Apps/GlassWine/Prem.Spirits

Brunch Specials 10a-3p $12 Bttle of Bubbly, $5 Bloodys

$12 Bttle of Bubbly, $5 Bloodys 10a-3p 1/2 OFF Cocktails 2-7pm KARAOKE

Elements Show 10pm $5 U-Call-It Drinks & Shots

2-4-1 All Day/All Night Go-Go Boys, Extended Patios VIP

Sunday Funday KARAOKE 10p $2 Miller - $3 Marys & Mimosas

2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm $2.50 Miller Products

2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm $2.50 Bud Products

Happy Hour All Day JAZZ w/ Kenny Thames 7pm

The Cash

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm $1 Drafts 8-10pm $5 Long Isl 10-cl

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm DJ Delicious 9pm

HH $3 Well & Dom ALL DAY KARAOKE 8pm

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$3 Pitch/2-4-1 Well-Dom 2-7pm $1 Draft 10pm-Mid

2-4-1 Well/Dom Noon-7pm $3 Absolut/Barcardi Flavors 10-Mid

Super Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Pitch / $3 Lng Island Open-Cl

NEW Club Volt

4SOME REVUE 10pm $30 Champagne $4 4Some Cock.

HIGH VOLTAGE Go-Gos $3 Wells HH 4-8pm $1 Dom. $2 Well

LIQUID BRUNCH SUNDAYS Two for One Well / Dom

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm Olivia & Nikki 10:30pm

Dirty Daddy Dancers 4:30pm Lady Christian 10:30pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm TS Dancers 10:30pm

2-4-1 VIP Dances 7-9pm

Off the Hook Tons of Prizes & Giveaways

2-4-1 Cover, Wristbands & VIP Dances

HH 3:30-6:30pm & 11pm-Close $2 OFF Apps / Well / Wine / Beer

$4 Signature Brunch Drinks 10a-3p $4 Mimosas $5 Big Bloodys

$4 Signature Brunch Drinks 10a-3p $4 Mimosas $5 Big Bloodys

Vaquero Fridays 9-11pm Reverse Happy Hour $3 Drinks

Top 40 Saturdays 9-11pm Reverse Happy Hour $3 Drinks

Top 40 Sundays Diamond Show $3 Pitchers Beer Bust

Finally Friday HH 3pm-7pm Reverse HH 10p-Close

HH 12pm-Close $5 Dom Pitchers $7 LIT&AMF Pitchers

Oz Bar

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl KARAOKE 8pm-Cl POKER 7pm

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl KARAOKE 8pm-Cl POKER 7pm

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl KARAOKE 2p-6p Bingo 1p

Plazma

$3 Well & Dom Until 8pm $4 3 Olives & $3 Fireball Shots

HH $3 Well/Dom Btl/Drft 12/8pm All Male Revue 10pm

Beer Bust until 7p $3.50 Dom Pitch KARAOKE 8pm-Cl 2-4-1 $3 Shots

HH 2-4-1 Well & Dom 2-8pm KARAOKE

2-4-1 11am-7pm KARAOKE 9pm Barbra Seville Show10pm

$2 Miller & Bud Light All Day Wild Men of the West 10pm

HH 4-8pm Live DJ $2 Rolling Rock

HH 4-8pm Live DJ $2 Rolling Rock

Sunday Funday $3 Mimosas DJ $1.50 Rolling Rock & Well

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BS West Bunkhouse

Cruisin’ 7th

Dick’s Cabaret FEZ

Karamba Los Diablos

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H2O Hotel Congress

HH Aquadec Rooftop Bar 6p-2a FIERCE A$$ Fridays

HH Aquadec Rooftop Bar 6p-2a SLAYYY Saturdays

Live Music on the Patio Tom Walbank 7p DJ Dirtyverbs 10p

Free Dance Party 10pm DJs Sid the Kid, BOBFelix & More!

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$2 TUESDAY 8pm-close Well Vodka & Miller High Life

2-4-1 WELL 8pm-close HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

KARAOKE 9pm HH $3 well/dom $2.50 pint 1-8pm

MONDAY BEER BUST $1 Bud Light Draft 7pm-close

KARAOKE 9pm $2.75 well, dom bottle & drft

$6 HUGE Long Island Ice Tea

2-4-1 U-Call-It 10am-2am (except shots & pitchers) $4 Bellinis

HH ALL DAY $4 Well & Beer $2 OFF Apps/GlassWine/Prem.Spirits

$22 Any Wine Bottle & Cheese Board 1-8pm

20% OFF ENTIRE BILL (excludes discounted items)

$22 Any Wine Bottle & Cheese Board 1-8pm

Service Industry DJ Tsunami $2 Drafts, $3 Well, $4 Bomb.

Stars Choice Show 9pm w/ Kendra Katoure $5 3 Olives

2-4-1 All Day / All Night Go-Go Boys - A Valley Tradition VIP

The Men of BS 10pm $3 Drafts/$4 Barcardi/$5 Skyy Infused

HH 2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm

HH 2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm

HH 8am-2pm | $4.50 Fireball( All Day) KARAOKE 9pm $3.75 L.I.

HH 2-4-1 Well / Dom 8am-2pm Underwear Night WMW $1 Off

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm Dance Lessons 7:30pm

HH $3 Well & Dom 4-8pm KARAOKE 2-4-1 Well 8pm

HH $3 Well & Dom ALL DAY 2-4-1 Well & Dom 10pm-close

2-4-1 Cocktail / Beer 8pm-Close

$3 Pitcher / $3 Absolut 8pm-Close

2-4-1 All Cocktails & Beer Open-Close

VALENTINA’S CANTINA 2-4-1 Well / $4 Mex Imports

KARAOKE 7-10pm $3 Wells $2 Dom HH 4-8pm $1 Dom. $2 Well

$1 DRINKS THURSDAYS Drafts and Cocktails

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm TS Dancers 10:30pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm Wild Men of the West 10:30pm

HH $2.75 Well/Dom 6am-8pm Comedy Night 9pm

2-4-1 Cover, Wristbands & VIP Dances

Amateur Night Starts at 10pm

WTF Wednedays $5 Cover and almost everything else!

$5 Cover! With coupon on our website

$5 Big Signature Margaritas

$5 All Classic Martinis

$2 OFF Glasses of Wine 50% OFF Bottles

$5 G-Spots, O-Spots, B-Spots & A-Spots

KARAOKE 9pm $3 Drinks / $3 Pitchers

Cumbia Night Savannah Show $3 Drinks / $3 Pitchers

Salsa Nights $3 Pitchers Karamba Girls Show

Urban Thursdays Ruby Show $3 Pitcher $3 Drinks

HH 3pm -Close $3 Well & Domestics 7pm-Close

Taco & Tequila Tuesdays $5 Patron & Margs $4 Dos Equis

HH 3pm-7pm KARAOKE 7pm-Cl All Drinks Buy 1 get 1 for $1 7-Cl

HH 3pm-7pm $3 Well & Domestics 7pm-Close

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl KARAOKE 8pm-Close

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl Poker 7pm

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl Poker 7pm

$2.75 Well & Dom 6a-2p $3.75 2p-cl KARAOKE 8pm-Cl POKER 7pm

HH 2-4-1 4-8pm $2 Well & $3 Domestic

HH 2-4-1 4-8pm $2 Well & $3 Domestic 9pm-Close

2-4-1 4-8pm Sinful Studs 9pm-Mid

HH 2-4-1 ALL DAY

HH 2-4-1 Well & Dom 2-8pm KARAOKE

HH 2-4-1 Well & Dom 2-8pm 8pm-Close $3 Well & Domestic

HH 2-4-1 Well & Dom 2-8pm

HH 2-8pm

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HH All Day SONGO 6-9pm $5 Martinis All Day

2-4-1 All Day Live DJ

HH 4-8pm Live DJ $1.50 Rolling Rock 4-mid / Well 8-mid

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PHOENIX Address

1. 2601 on Central

Phone

2601 N. Central Ave.

Coming Soon!

2. Anvil

2424 E. Thomas Rd.

(602) 334-1462

3. Aqua

1730 E McDowell Rd.

(602) 253-0689

4. Bar 1

3702 N. 16th St.

(602) 266-9001

5. Bliss/ReBar

901 N. 4th St.

(602) 795-1792

6. Boycott Bar

4301 N 7th Ave.

(602) 515-3667

7. BS West

7125 E. 5th Ave., Scottsdale

(480) 945-9028

8. Bunkhouse

4428 N 7th Ave.

(602) 200-9154

9. The Cash

2140 E McDowell Rd.

(602) 244-9943

10. Charlie’s

727 W. Camelback Rd.

(602) 265-0224

11. Club Volt

3108 E. McDowell Rd.

(602) 244-1465

12. Cruisn’ 7th

3702 N. 7th St.

(602) 212-9888

13. Dick’s Cabaret

3432 E. Illini Rd.

(602) 274-DICK

14. FEZ

105 W. Portland St

(602) 287-8700

15. Flex Spas Phoenix

1517 S. Black Canyon Hwy.

(602) 271-9011

16. Karamba

1724 E. McDowell Rd.

(602) 254-0231

17. Kobalt

3110 N Central Ave. Park Central (602) 264-5307

18. Los Diablos

1028 E Indian School Rd.

(602) 795-7881

19. NuTowne Saloon

5002 E Van Buren St.

(602) 267-9959

20. OZ Bar

1804 W. Bethany Home Rd.

(602) 242-5114

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21. Plazma

1560 E Osborn Rd.

22. The Rock

4129 N. 7th Ave.

(602) 266-0477 (602) 248-8559

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23. Stacy’s @ Melrose

4343 N 7th Ave.

TUCSON Address

24. H2O

(602) 264-1700 Phone

61 E. Congress St., Tucson x

(520) 623-5400

25. Hotel Congress

311 E Congress St., Tucson

(520) 622-8848

26. IBTs

616 N 4th Ave, Tucson

(520) 882-3053

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irthdays. It’s the one day of the year that’s all about you; however, sometimes when folks blow out the birthday candles ... they don’t always get what they wished for. Favorite Bitch®, invites you to celebrate these delicious tales that truly are ... the icing on the cake! Dear Miss Tiger, I feel really bad about ruining my best friend’s birthday. It should’ve been his night but I made it all about me. What should I do? — T for Trouble Dear “A” for Asshole, Let’s see ... Try getting on your knees (for something other than giving a blowie) and apologize! Dear Miss Tiger, I’m so mad at my brother’s girlfriend. I’m a tree hugging and animal loving lesbian. Why the hell would she buy me a fur scarf for my birthday? — Carrie Dear Looks Like Somebody Needs To Get Their Dream Catcher And Meditate, Girl, I blame your brother. When he told her you were into muffs ... she simply thought you’d like a scarf to go with ‘em. Dear Miss Tiger, My co-worker’s birthday party was at a gay nightclub. I saw more of my brother’s ass on stage than when I changed his diapers! I knew he was gay but I absolutely had no idea he was stripping! How do I get this boy to stop? — Misty

Dear X-Ray Vision, Trying to keep your brother away from stripping ... is like trying to keep a hillbilly away from OxyContin. It’s just not happening! Dear Miss Tiger, I’m planning a birthday celebration for a friend, but he doesn’t want a party because he’s depressed about breaking up with his boyfriend. — Omar Dear Tell Birthday Boy That Boyfriends Are Like Leased Cars - Ya Trade ‘Em In Every Two Years, And on that note ... NEXT! Dear Miss Tiger, My sister’s son just turned three-yearsold. She has no idea who his father is. Our family is in crisis. What should we do about finding the father? — The Tichenor Family Dear Like Needles In A Haystack, Face the fact that your sister has seen more penises than a public restroom ... so forget about searching for baby daddy! Dear Miss Tiger, I busted my husband celebrating his birthday at a strip club. He was getting a filthy lap dance and get this - he had his finger inside the stripper’s panties. Help! — Olga Dear Finger Lickin’ Good, Darling, be glad he was fiddlin’ with cabbage in a strip club ... and not bobbin’ for eggplant in an adult bookstore! Miss Tiger

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ho says there’s nothing to do in the summer in Phoenix? Well, sure. That’s kinda true. But “stuff” is happening all around us. The Greater B Phoenix Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce (or the GPGLCC for short) invited everyone to be part of their annual “Biz Bowl” at the Let It Roll! Bowl lanes in beautiful Sunnyslope. This year everybody bowled like it was 1985. Let’s get physical! Physical! I wanna get physical!

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Get ready for some good news: that handsome star of local musical theatre Stephen Serna is getting married! Long time beau Guillaume Terrisse A proposed to him on July 26 in Barcelona, Spain! (C) ¡Que romantico! And all this time I hoped I stood a chance with Stephen! Closest I ever got to a proposal was when someone asked me for a “handie” behind the dumpster at the McDonald’s on the American side of the border in Nogales back in 1991.

Publicist extraordinaire, that “bae” Ty James Largo (D) got “stung” in D downtown Los Angeles (cool kids call it DTLA, FYI) last month when he was walking back to his room at the Ace Hotel with quesadillas at 1 a.m.–like any normal person would–and security tells him, “Wait a sec!” Why? Because Beyoncé emerged from her limousine at the exact same time Ty arrived. Actually, she sort of floated out on a rose-scented I squealed–yes, that’s right, squealed– cloud, borne by cherubs while bluebirds when I saw those fabulous Aloha sang, flowers spontaneously burst into Realtors Brian Czech and Joseph bloom and moonbeams Ching (A) addressing their balls illuminated her path into together. Listen, boys, if you ever the lobby. How d’ya like need someone to polish your balls for that, people? you, I’m your man. (Oh, c’mon now! Get your minds outta the “gutter,” More importantly, I’m still people! Get it?) awaiting word about the quality of the These two lovely lasses (B) were quesadillas. getting into a little bit of “Risky Business” of their own over by the August 2017 WWW.IONAZ.COM 97


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his month is celestially bananas! August 7: the Lunar Eclipse invites you to embrace your uniqueness. (Some call it “crazy.”) August 12: Venus conjuncts with the darling little dwarf planet Ceres. These two sensual and fertile goddesses inflame your animal magnetism activating the illumination of Sirius, the Dog Star. Our ol’ pal Mecury Retrograde returns, lasting from August 12 ‘til September 5, calling you to integrate practicality into your blossoming creativity. Big news is the total solar eclipse on August 21, the first since 1979. Expect just 63% totality in Arizona. An eclipse upsets the natural order, but look for this one to inspire significant changes for everyone. Consider it a “cosmic reboot.” Aries Mar. 21 - Apr. 20 Anticipate a month of carefree pleasure. Remember, it ain’t all fun ‘n’ games. Plan your leisure time wisely; on the 23rd it’s back to the salt mines. Examine everything with a fine tooth comb.

their personality and explore their creativity. Thank the Solar Eclipse for that. Your ambition paves the way. Virgo Aug. 23 - Sep. 22 It’s a New Age-y kind of time for you. Getting in touch with your inner self, sacrifice, feeling your vibe and finding your tribe. Birthday Virgos find themselves working for a charity. This may involve sleeping with someone, too. Remember: it’s charity. Libra Sep. 23 - Oct. 22 You feel restless and want change; it’s all this retrograde crap causing issues. You’re better off staying within your comfort zone. Connect with someone who shares the same dream as you do. Scorpio Oct. 23 - Nov.23 Tighten the nuts and bolts of relationships. Past networking comes in handy. Remember what the Future used to look like to you? Look again. Not as scary as you thought, is it?

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 23 The planets and stars love you the most! The Sun pushes you to move beyond Taurus April. 21 - May 20 previously self-imposed boundaries. Your home is your sanctuary. Get away Exploration exposes the world’s riches. from co-workers, and family who annoy you. Discover! Oh, take pictures! (Easier said than done.) Late in the month is Capricorn Dec. 23 - Jan. 20 your turn to let yourself loose. You know what you’re gonna get this Gemini May 21 - June 21 month? Feelings. Lots of them. Some are a You love a good challenge; someone gives little ugly. But good news: you slay, Mama! you a run for your money. An event has you Slay! Stretch your legs because you’re questioning long held beliefs. Nostalgia tugs going on a trip. And it’s a trip of discovery! at your heart. Consider a boozy lunch with Aquarius Jan. 21 - Feb. 19 an old friend. Someone says, “Sit down. We need to have Cancer June 22 - July 22 a talk.” A conflict forces you to confront your This is a month of indulgence. Get in touch own psyche. What is the mirror telling you? with your senses. Choose something Were you right? You emerge victorious. decadent because you’re worth it. It’s not Nobody messes with an Aquarian. just about consumption. Share the wealth, Pisces Feb. 20 - Mar. 20 baby. You’ll be glad you did in the long run. A misunderstanding leave you feeling Leo July 23 - Aug. 22 unbalanced. This is a good time to maintain Restrictions are lifted and you’re feeling free peace at home. (Whose fault is it? Now, be to expand and explore. Frankly, the world honest!) A new routine and shopping makes finds you brilliant. Birthday Leos revamp you happy. Sale starts Thursday. 98

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