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It was around December 2005 and I was still a young teenage gaybee. I was fortunate enough to have two older gay friends Freddy and Danny (older than me, I think they were 20) and I often referred to them as my “gayspiration.” The musical “Rent” had just come out and my gayspirations insisted we see it. I was apprehensive at first because I wasn’t really out yet and seeing a “gay” movie was honestly kind of scary for me. On our way into the theater, Freddy jumped on my back for a piggy-back ride, sending me to the ground and gashing my knuckle, leaving a small scar. Nonetheless, to say that I fell in love with the movie is an understatement. I think I went back and saw it a total of two dozen times while still in theater, and then of course, when it came out on DVD I had to get it. The CD was on repeat in my car for at least a year. I could recite the musical by heart. For those who may not know the story, the synopsis is a group of friends in the late 1980s deal with life in New York City while dealing with the AIDS crisis.
Often times, when I was having a bad day, or not feeling myself, I’d listen to the songs from the movie and it always cheered me up. About six months before I found out my status, Freddy passed away. We hadn’t stayed as close as we used to, but he was always someone I could count on to listen to me, or eat junk food with me, or whatever I needed to feel better. I was crushed. I went to my Rent CD and listened on repeat thinking about how Freddy introduced me to this. When I found out I was positive months later, that sense of devastation took over again. I no longer had my gayspiration to lean on. So again I turned to my CD. This time was different. I was no longer listening to a musical about AIDS and death, I was living it. It felt like my life had turned into Rent. After the dust settled and I had time to mourn my friend and cope with my diagnosis, I started looking at life differently. There really is no day but today.
Forever in our Hearts. FJH
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It was the night before Christmas, not even a peep could be heard throughout my studio apartment on the 5th floor. I decided I just wanted to pour some Eggnog, turn on a Christmas Movie and maybe snack on some gingerbread cookies. Who doesn’t love a lowkey Christmas-Eve? I was all cozy on my couch and then I heard a noise, it sounded as if it was someone jingling some bells around. I went to my door; I slowly opened the door and peaked my head around the corner. I looked to the right, to the left and then suddenly and my friend Grant jumped out and I flew backwards into my doorway. I had forgotten he was coming by for the holidays, though I am pretty sure he told me he wasn’t coming. He gets in, settled and I head to my bedroom. I was feeling frisky and thought I could try to find someone to potentially come over. Within a few minutes of be-
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Monoganormativity: The Gold Standard But is it the best relationship for everyone?
We’re taught from childhood that having sex exclusively with one partner is the only legitimate relationship. But I have found that many, many people feel imprisoned by this standard and actually long to be more experimental, to open the relationship to other experiences. So, they either suffer silently, find a way to satisfy the longing by secretly stepping outside of that confinement, or decide to open the relationship. The suffering silently option is most harmful as it often leads to the rise of other problems that are the result of the real one. For instance, fights over money quite often can be rooted in dissatisfaction over intimacy issues. Many people simply are not wired to be monogamous. But because this assumed cultural standard — what we’re calling monoganormativity here — is so deeply embedded, many people, even therapists, think that all open relationships are doomed to failure. Too often they suggest that the only solution is to close the relationship. As a sex therapist with three decades of experience in this field, I’m here to say that this is utterly false. I have seen hundreds of such relationships working just fine … as long as couples have carefully negotiated the terms of their agreement. This requires some hard work by both partners, as well as revisiting the agreement from time to time, especially when one partner discovers their erotic tastes are evolving and wants to be more experimental or breaks the agreement. For instance, a couple with an open relationship came to me a few years ago after searching for a therapist who wouldn’t immediately suggest that they resolve their problems by closing the relationship. They liked the openness and had agreed that they would only have sex with someone else when either of them was out of town, but the man had recently broken that agreement. Like in any case of infidelity, the partners must work through it. The one who broke the agreement must hold him or herself accountable and find compassion for the injured partner. They must thoroughly talk this through and become very honest about what they want or need, and then either come to a new agreement or dissolve the partnership. In my
experience, once they’ve gone through the work, most couples in open relationships stay together, having discovered a new level of intellectual and emotional intimacy. Whether the couple is monogamous or has an open relationship, there can be other problems for which honest communication and negotiation will strengthen their bond, such as desire discrepancy between partners. Family and marriage therapist Martha Kauppi offers excellent information about how partners can work with these issues. Many people think there has to be more work like this in an open relationship than in a monogamous one, but I haven’t found this to be true. In fact, I find that most monogamous couples just haven’t negotiated what monogamy means to them. Is it okay for one partner to watch porn or chat with someone on the other side of the world? To maintain a friendship with a former lover? Often a partner in a monogamous relationship may be consumed with jealousy and fear when something like this is discovered, and because they haven’t really done the work to find out what each other had assumed were the boundaries. This holds true both for straight and gay couples. Historically, however, vastly more gay couples have open relationships, and have negotiated their agreements. In general, gay couples have spoken to one another openly and early on about their desires, preferences, kinks, and such. In my opinion, this is why one finds so many gay couples happily staying together for decades. In general, I also find that much depends upon the region where they reside. There are more open relationships on both coasts than in the more conservative middle of the U.S. Also, in recent years I’m finding many more young couples agreeing to open their relationships. I find this to be a positive development, and even considering the possibility of opening a relationship can help erode the stranglehold that monoganormativity has on our psyche. Joe Kort, Ph.D., LMSW AASECT Certified Sex Therapist & Supervisor of Sex Therapy
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Whore - o - Scopes ARIES: Tis the Season to be Pleasing! The Sexual Shenanigans is abundantly clear if you are paying attention to the Dicks around you. Booty calls could be more local if you research or redo your Growlr preferences. It is time to spoil your bottom or take care of your top! Those Versatile Beefcakes got it going on. TAURUS: The time to be picky or reject anything that is coming your way is Ludacris! Still, you can get some Twinks, Chicken at the local bar & that has not changed, however times have you in the mix up with some feels. Now is the time to pay attention to your surroundings, you could dart off and have a quickie! GEMINI: If you are gagging on it too much, then take a break! Just because you’re in a good spot doesn’t mean that bussy is indestructible! #WhoreoScopes! It is time to cut off the Crazy Cock that is out there. You can always go back to it later. When you relax then you will find out everything fits so much better. CANCER: You might bump into someone you remember that had the best peach in the world. You will have the time to explain yourself and everything. But now is the time to get that story Gayly Forward and moving on. If the relationship was not that serious then Basic Icebreaker and wrap it up. Main purpose is to not let the feels get in the way.
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LEO: You might be all full of piss and vinegar with no change of clothes. Still this month will show you even with those days when you feel like you’re gross from being all sweaty or grimy. Life will show you some hot package that is into that pig play and turns him on! Make his nips stick out so far, they can hold an ornament! VIRGO: Life is trying to Cock Clock you & your game. Time to shake it all off and restrategize. You might be flooded with opinions or concerns. Know at end of the day the only one that can make yourself feel safe is you. Always have that safe word known with your bestie & crew. It will help you get out of very sticky situations. LIBRA: If you’re craving the quiet this winter season and not into the holidays then make sure to plan those nights with a cuddle buddy. Sex is better than making a snow man. But snowballing can have it perks too. Sure, beats the hell out of having blue balls to decorate the walls. SCORPIO: If you never had a wet dream then a Little Sexual Introspection is exactly what your life needs. You find yourself evaluating what you most like and keeping it all balanced. When was the last time you did a check in to those you hung it all out with. Visit only those important to you.
SAGITTARIUS: Now that the Holidays are here you can have more Sexual Escapades to be had. Surround yourself with familiar settings & the right packages to quench the thirst. Your sexy mojo depends on your je ne sais quoi and how you deliver. The more you be yourself the better time you have. CAPRICORN: This winter season will have extra time to fix any misunderstandings and revisit conversations where you forgot about perhaps. Sometimes just go under the table to go after the goodies are in order. Don’t sweat for anything that doesn’t deserve that much work done to it. AQUARIUS: Flirt the way you want to, explore something new, give it all 100%! End the year with a bang. Fuck him so hard that even your own synapses are pulsing. We all are not getting any younger and time is ticking away. Live in the moment and see how to improvise to get into his pants… Just don’t get crabs. PISCES: You must be the team player in the blowbang that turned into now a gangbang! That dude that is making you gag for more is more worried about the other guy who is pushing you deeper inside. Make Everyone Feel they did their part. Nobody wants to be the third wheel in anything.
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