2 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 3
4 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 5
6 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
METRA MAGAZINE
published by Metra Inc., PO BOX 71844 Madison Heights, MI 48071 248.543.3500 METRAMAG@AOL.COM METRAPICNIC@A0L.COM AuntieM4Doro@AOL.COM
www.metramagazine.com facebook.com/MaryMetra facebook.com/metramagazine Online since 2003 Published every other Wednesday on a bi-weekly schedule since 1979 publisher / editor • M.Sappington art director / co-publisher Ken Lamparski Sr. contributing writers • Kene Keyz Auntie M D.J LaMotte photographers • Danielle Eve, Jimm Tuffy Moner, Marvin Kelsey, Ashley DiFonzo, Jenny Knisley,Karen O’Brien, Mickey James, Model: Keith Jacqueline Frost, ph: Jimm T yffy Tyffy Phil Montoroso, Steve Campbell, RandySmith-Canada RED HOT SUMMER midwest / local sales • FUN M. Sappington Jimm Tuffy Moner national advertising • Rivendell Media RIENDS F 212.242.6863 OROTHY........................... distributors • Tuffy, UPS WHO’S DOIN’ WHAT, webmaster • J. Plont WHEN AND WHERE
F D
Publication of the name or photograph of any person or organization in articles in METRA MAGAZINE is not to be construed as an indication of the sexual orientation of such person or organization. All copy text, display photos and illustrations in advertising are published with the understanding that the advertisers are fully authorized, have secured proper consents (written, verbal, email etc) for the use of names, pictures or testimonials of any living person(s) and METRA MAGAZINE may lawfully publish and cause such publication to be made and advertiser automatically agrees to by submitting said ad and to indemnify and save blameless the publisher from any and all liability loss and expense of any nature of such publication. Nothing appearing in METRA MAGAZINE may be reprinted either wholly or in part without written permission/e-mail from the publishers.
O
14
IN METRALAND! Compiled By Auntie M.
OUT FLASHIN’................20` ISSUE #815 June 12th 2013 www. m e t r a m a g a z i n e . c o m
808 7 Metra Magazine, Issue # 807
Metra Magazine, Issue 815 813 7777 Metra Magazine, Issue ## 800 Metra Magazine, Issue 814 Metra Magazine, Issue ###810 777 7 Metra Magazine, Issue 812 811 Metra Magazine, Issue # 809
8 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 9
10 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 11
12 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 13
Friends of
DOR OTHY DORO
Metr a's calendar of EVENTS ou know wher e all the HO T spots ar e! Metra's EVENTS,, tha thatt lets y you where HOT are! o@aol.com By: AuntieM4Dor AuntieM4Doro@aol.com
I’m Baaaaack! I know I missed me to. We took a little break for some much deserved R and R, no my dirty minded little friends its rest and relaxation not rears and ramming! Ferndale Pride was Fan F*%kingtastic thousands of proud GLBT rallying together, gave me chills. However it was not so pretty when I was so distracted admiring Dykes on Bikes that I ran into a light pole ya I know a Kodak moment! Having said that lets see what’s going on in Metraland… …MICHIGAN Ann Arbor NECTO (734-994-5436), “Pride Friday” with DJ Jace and DVL Mark. high energy dance in the Main Room and retro pop / uk music in the Red Room. Happy hour from 9-11pm, ½ off all drinks, shots and bottled beers. Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), will have their “Black Out Party” Friday, June 14th. “Leather Night” is Saturday, June 22nd with $5 lockers for members in chaps or harness. “College Night” is Saturday, June 29th with $5 lockers for members 18-25. On “Wild Wednesdays” they have FREE lube with the purchase of locker or room. There is “FREE Tanning” Sunday-Thursday with the purchase of a room or locker. CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), They say there’s a first time for everything. On Sunday, June 16th for the first time at Sin in Detroit the band “Glitter Trash” will perform at 11pm, get there early because this band really packs them in. Tuesdays are “Coyote Ugly Karaoke” with your bartender and host smokin hot Michael Champagne! Fridays are “Sinfully Fun” continued on pg 18
14 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 15
16 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 17
with your hostess Crystal Harding and DJ John Cruz. Speaking of Harding, Club Gold Coast has hot male dancers 7 nights a week! ESCAPE BOOKSTORE (313-366-6558), A very adult bookstore! DVD’s, video rentals and sales, adult magazines and adult novelties FIFTH WHEEL (313-846-8613), maybe not a good place to take your father, but a great place to take or meet a Daddy! GIGI’S (313-584-6525), The busiest bar in Detroit on Monday nights! It’s the original “College Night” No cover before 11pm, FREE cover all night with college ID, with Nickki, Chico and the boys! “F*%k you Fridays” $2 cover before 11pm with Chico, DeAngela, Sabin and the boyz. Saturdays, Michigan’s most awarded and longest running female impersonation review. Reservations strongly suggested (313) 584-6525 HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Saturday, June 15th “Icon Detroit’s Leather Pride Celebration”. Gay color coded handkerchief theme! Handkerchiefs and cock ring giveaways. Live demos, raffles and shot specials! Saturday, June 22nd Timmy’s “iParty” with shot specials and give-a-ways. WOW one lucky bear will win a Simbans 9" white android 4.0 tablet pc 8gb, a 13 1.2 touch capacitive screen and a front camera and g sensor! LIQUID (313-826-1192), Saturday, June 15th “Schools Out Pants off Party” They have 22 copies of Cindy Lauper’s CD Kinky Boots to give away! For those of you who live in a cave, Kinky Boots is the sound track for the musical Kinky Boots, Get it? METRO DETROIT SOFTBALL LEAGUE (www.mdsl.org), on Sunday, June 16th will have their bar of the week held at the Hayloft Saloon. Then on Sunday, June 23rd the bar of the week will be held at Male Box ll. let’s go show some support for our teams! R&R SALOON (313-849-2751), Saturday, June 15th Puta’s “Summer Bash And Patio Grand Opening” Saturday, June 22nd show your true colors “Hanky Code Party” Saturday, June 29th “Black Out Party” jock and underwear contest. Sundays, “Hot Coyote Dancers” Tuesdays, “Pool Tournament” 1st place $75, 2nd place $25. Wednesdays, “Smokin Hot Underwear Contest” $100 cash prize. Fridays, “Leather Night” with no cover with leather attire.
18 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), Did you know that Como’s is not just a pizzeria and banquet hall? Ya I know, they have a full bar, an extensive menu with American and Italian food, a DJ spinning the 1st Friday of every month. Mondays are “Trivia Nights” The patio is always hopping! We all know the best cure for a hang over is a hair of the dog, but did you also know that eggs are good for a hang over to. So drink up on the weekends and on Saturdays and Sundays head over to Como’s for Bloody Marys and some of the best omelets in town. You’ll have to provide your own aspirin and sun glasses. Cheers! JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), Fathers Day is on Sunday, June 16th so take your Dad/ Daddy to Escape Bookstore for a few hot and creamy treats… good Lord peeps, I meant for coffee and a pastry! Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), This place is amazing! Bobby J did a great job on his improvements. Its more up to date and up beat, the crowd is unpretentious and hip (for u youngns that means not stuck up and cool) Saturday, June 15th stop in after the “West Michigan Pride Fest” to receive a pride drink special I hope it’s a Blow Job (you people are so bad it’s the name of a drink). Sundays, “Build Your Own Bloody Mary Bar” 2-pm. “Meet A Man Mondays” $9 32oz Absolut pitchers. “Woman’s Wednesdays” $2.75 domestics. “Thirsty Thursdays” Up to ½ off everything! Fridays and Saturdays Happy hour till 9pm. RUMORS (616-454-8720), Rumor has it that Rumors have it! Mondays “Mega Mug And Kickass Karaoke”. Wednesdays are “Wicked Wednesdays” with male strippers. Fridays are “Ladies Night” with ½ prices on all alcohol! Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Saturday, June 22nd “Partylicious” the blowout 90’s
Event.
continued on page22 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 19
20 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 21
Mt. Clemens: TOTAL T"S (586-468-2208), Get your pretty mug (or mine) printed on a mug for Fathers Day. what!!? I’m sure he remembers me! Pontiac: LIBERTY (248-758-0771), Guys you have to check out Liberty’s new back patio and cool off in there new pool! Saturday, June 22nd Mr. Liberty Leather, Chuck Braidwood hosts “Just Leather Party” no 50/50, no door prizes and no fund raisers, just party! Every weekend they have “Beach parties” on the back deck with the new pool. On every 1st, 3rd and 5th Friday of the month MIGRA hosts “Country Nights”. Every Thursday it’s “Karaoke” with Karen! “Stud Sundays” with hot music and hot dancers! Sterling Heights: SALON ONE (586-274-4260), Treat Dad to a nice hair cut or some highlights. Can’t get Dad to a salon? Pick up a gift certificate and if he still doesn’t go, oh well it’s the thought that counts and someone has to use that gift card, if ya know what I mean! Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), On Saturday, June 15th step over to the dark side, its “Fetish Fest 3” kinky drink specials, kink wear contest and kinky games on the patio. Here’s a fun fact, the population of Travers City in the winter is 100,000 in the summer it’s 300,000, but in July its 3,000,000 yes I said, 3 million! And that’s because of the “National Cherry Festival” From June 29th until July 6th its nothing but cherries, cherries, cherries. Cherry food, wine, liquors, pies, and cakes, well you get the idea. The town is packed with 9 days of parades, carnivals an air show, and fireworks, that’s just to name a few of the 130 events planned over the 9 day celebration. People come from all over the country for to this event! So get over to Sidetraxx and get your cherry popped! For
22 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
more information you can Goggle, The National Cherry Festival 2013. Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), I just love me some Male Box ll, its so quant and fun! And good Lord! Bill never stops feeding people for FREE! Mondays, come rack someone’s balls for “FREE Pool”! On “$2 Tuesdays” you get well drinks and domestic beers for two dollars, with entertainment by Bentley James and DJ Jimmy. No cover! “Whiskey Wednesday” FREE jukebox after country line dancing. Thursdays Jodi shakes things up with “Euchre” at 7pm followed by “Karaoke”! Then it’s “Friday Night Out With the Boyz”! Then on Saturdays and Sundays it’s “BBQ With The Boyz” you simply must check out their new shot boys (shhwing) after you get your fill of grub, grab a seat (a chair...pig) and enjoy the comedy styling of the “Male Box Revue Drag Comedy Show” with my fav the hilarious Iona Traler. Saturday, June 15th they’re having a “Pig Roast” on their newly remolded patio! Food, boyz, booze & fun! Hosted by: the pig of course! ...ILLINOIS It’s all about GLBT pride at Chicago’s “Pride Fest”! To be held on June 22nd and 23rd just one week before Chicago’s Iconic Pride Parade on June 30th. This festivity is a two day event and marks the first official party of summer. For more information go to WWW.chicagopridecalander.org or call 773-348-8243. Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Saturday, June 14th its “Cosmix” with DJ Greg Haus, with an “Electronica/indie-alternative Dance Party” until 4am, with drink specials! Saturday, June 15th “Drag Matinee Show” starts at 10pm sharp! Followed by a “Twisted” Dance Party with DJ Larissa til 5am also with drink specials! 2nd STORY (312-923-9536), I just spoke to a friend of mine from Chicago, she went to 2nd Story on my recommendation! She loved it! She told me that the best thing about it was how damn nice the people were and that they were treated with such hospitality and friendliness. This bar is a bar to drink in! She said that the bartenders wield their liquor bottles with admirable, even intimidating, exuberance. Two drinks knocked her on her ass!! I told you guys this bar is great! SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Thursday, June 20th a special pride edition of “Get Tanked”! “Spins Monthly Girl Party” come get tanked with Amanda as she serves up $1 drinks, featuring 42 Below Premium Vodka, Barefoot Wine, Miller Lite, Coors Light and well cocktails!! This party is usually the last Thursday of the month, but they moved it up a week to kick-off all the pride festivals! Have your summer party at Spin! Contact them at spin-nightclub.com to customize your Pride, Birthday or BBQ parties! No space rental fees and awesome hourly party packages available. TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Friday, June14th “Flag Day” (I knew someone would use Flag Day just to throw a party, my heroes) “Joint Club Night” Windy City Boys Troop and Chicago Hellfire Club! Sunday, June 16th “Daddy’s Day Beer Bust, after the beach party from 3-7. Friday, June 21st “AIDS Ride” its Touché bike team benefit. That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, June 19th, for our Wednesday, June 26th issue and you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! Email me your upcoming events today!
CLICK US UP WWW.METRAMAGAZINE.COM Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 23
24 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 25
metraplex
ILLINOIS
Your Ad Here For Only... $17. 50 per week or just add $5.00 for a full color ad! Call: 248-543-3500 For Advertising Info.
2ND STORY BAR •••••••••••• ••••••••••••••••••••••••• ••••••••••••• •••••••••••• ••••••••••••••••••• ••••••••••••• •••••••••••• ••••••••••••••••••••••• •••••••••• •••••••• •••••••••••••
berlin 954 w. belmont • chicago • 773.348.4975
Nobody reads small ads... Oh really?
sa salonO
MICHIGAN 26 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
N E
586.274.4260 40600 VanDyke, Suite #5 Sterling Heights, MIi
metraplex
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 27
28 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 29
METRA CLASSIFIEDS Sell it...R ent it...Give it away it...Rent away...Got ...Got a Service ...do you need Employee’s...need Employment ost it Employment...whatever...P ...Post her e...cheap $10 bucks for 25 wor ds...and it WORKS here...cheap words...and WORKS! SERVICES
(814)
MALE BOX II Notary Public IS NOW Mobile services TAKING available anywhere APPLICATIONS in MI. We accept FOR SHOT BOYS, CC’s & Paypal. AND WAITERS Bonded and insured FOR FULL OR EMAIL or ALL PARTTIME! CALL CHRIS THE BAR FOR 313-338-8085 michiganstatewidenotary INTERVIEW AND APPOINTMENT @gmail.com (814)
R&R
PERSONAL
Is now looking for a few hot male dancers! You may be able to dance on Sundays for Cayote Dancers Call for interview: 313-849-2751 or stop in the bar: 73330 Michigan Ave. Detroit MI. ask for: Billy or Sparky
Older sub. male seeks dom. bottom. Any race, who can host in Ferndale. Also enjoy nudity phone: 248-250-8073
586-806-2390
(817)
Financial Trouble? Considering bankruptcy? Call Attorney Erik Buckstad for a free confidential consulation. Chapter 7&13, stop foreclosures, repossessions, lawsuits and garnishments! Call;
(810)
Liberty Bar in Pontiac is taking applications for part-time cooks & part time bartenders. Apply at the bar 85 N. Saginaw St.
MASSAGE MIND, BODY, & SOUL Full Body Erotic Massage Call Jay
(814)
Hot. cute, affectionate, assertive massuer 630-723-4812
Mature, professional male needs a room to rent/ 248-688-6361 share in the Detroit area. (814) While I work 4/5 GREAT from 2pmdays a week I MASSAGE midnight prefer the Done the way you like suburbs. I’m it! 248-822-4800 (812) quiet, clean, 586-565-2424 Buckstadbankruptcy.com Smaller high quality healthy & fun. No landscaping company (814) drugs/alcohol. I’m looking for full time EMPLOYMENT good company. Athletic mature landscaper/mainte(814) My intrests are male offers nance psychology, space in an indor BODY ZONE individual. Start education, politics jacazzi for relaxing immediately. Needs persons to and travel. this Experience prefered. and stimulating work weekends! need is ASAP Call Please contact Brad sessions. please be Apply in person John at 313-283in decent at 248-515-2736 or 9am -5pm at 8606 or shape!Days: email at 1617 E. McNichols docjj1178yahoo.com Detroit, Mi. bjohn1027@yahoo.com 248-404-0404
Mail Classifieds & Payment To: Metra Magazine PO Box 71844, Madison Hgts. Mi. 48071
or MetraMag@aol.com 30 Metra Magazine, Issue # 815
Metra Magazine, Issue # 815 31