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This month The story behind the most important fishing port in the Med’ – Santa Pola Introduced by the Mayor of Santa Pola, MIGUEL ZARAGOZA

MARCH no 69

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COVER SHOT AT THE END OF THE DAY A Santa Pola fisherman hands over the fruit of a very hard day’s labour. Photo: Mark Welton www.foto23.info

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SANTA FISHING... a look at the industry

‘You’ve got it good’, there you go - someone

was headstrong – all throttle and no slowing down – when he started, but he showed

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else said that to me (again) the other day. Good? I’ve got a teenage son, and a dog

potential. The next time out he took me by

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that’s a managed to build up, in a very

surprise a couple of times and I had to work

short space of time, a reputation as a bit of

hard, (really hard) to keep in front. Our last

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a slapper.

outing resulted in a triumph of experience

Bloody hell…he’s 18 this month (my son,

over enthusiasm as Dad stayed on the track

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Mitch –not the dog). The 6 to be exact,

while the young pretender ate dirt…literally.

and here I was planning on writing about

A combination of racing everything in sight,

spring and fluffy bunnies, but eighteen…

cold tyres, and a heavy throttle led to a

bloody hell!

crash at around 60mph and a broken bike,

It goes so quick, doesn’t it? What I have

ruined leathers and, oh yeah…he broke his

noticed is that, like rings on a tree, you

wrist. Now, as bad as this may sound…I’m

can tell how old they are by how often the

glad he broke his wrist that day, and for

fridge opens. But blimey, 18! Forgive me,

good reason. Because if he’d stayed on

but where did it go? Is it like that for all

for the next lap – when I came onto the

parents when their kids come of age? As

track on my bike– he would have beat me.

always, being a parent, you learn as you go

Despite the fact that I had a much more

NATURE... name that bird

– or ‘winging it’, which seems apt, but this

powerful bike, he still would have beaten

seems to have come along all of a sudden.

me. And I couldn’t have that could I?

MOTORING... the right way of doing it

It seems like only yesterday that I was

Now I look at him at 18 years old and he’s

clearing up behind him…oh, turns out it was

teaching people to Scuba Dive and showing

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yesterday.

more responsibility than I had at that age

But it wasn’t that long ago, I’m sure, that

(ok…and now) and I realise why I didn’t

NIGEL JARDINE... getting your head around

he was the perfect height to head-butt

want him to beat me that day. He didn’t

me in the ‘nuggets’, which was the polite

need to really, apart from the bragging

name in the house at the time, and when

rights which I flimsily hold on to, he and I

he started playing rugby, and very well too,

both know that he’s overtaken me in some

(aged 5). Golf too (at the same age) and

things and oh, boy, does it make me proud.

yeah, he was good at that too – winning his

And for all the cock ups his mum and I

first tournament aged six.

made, we got one thing absolutely spot

Then came motorbikes….my passion. It was

on...and he’s in the bloody fridge again!

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inevitable, I guess, that he’d want to ‘have a go’ after helping in the pits when me and

He’s gonna kill me when he sees this…

my fellow racer (JD photographer, Mark Welton) raced a few years ago. However, he

SO SAD

By the time you read this you will have noticed something missing in your life here in Spain. It is with a heavy heart that I write to you this month, with the sad news that Campo will no longer light up your life every month. I have had to make the heart breaking decision not to continue. During the last few weeks while breaking the news to our clients, readers and distributors, many of whom have become friends to the team of Campo over the years from the very beginning of the creation of Campo by Peter until the last copy came off the press, last month. I saw sadness in each and everyone.

You will still see me around as I help to introduce our friend Dave from the Jungle Drums who will provide you with all your advertising needs and a few laughs along the way. He better or he will have me to answer too. (Scary thought). I just wanted to take this opportunity to say Adios to you all, thanks for the laughs and who knows like Arnie says “HASTA LUEGO BABY” Regards

Maureen


Santa Pola

Fishing as a way of life.

Santa Pola is a synonym for sea, fishing, salt, nature, beach‌This quite village of Alicante surrounded by the Mediterranean has a deep connection with fishing from the beginning of the days. We spoke to its mayor, Miguel Zaragoza, about the past, present and future of the town.

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A History Linked To The Sea

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he first settlers in Santa Pola lived, during the Neolithic Period, in “La Cueva de las Arañas”, a cave in the Carabassi area. From time immemorial different cultures have left their archaeological

remains in Santa Pola. The Iberians: a walled settlement from the 4th century BC called La Picola, where they traded with the Greeks. The Romans: a port which was the key to maritime trade: the “Portus Illicitanus”. Miguel Zaragoza tells us that “during the 16th century the Fortress-Castle and the watch towers were built to protect the population from the pirates –the Berbers– who had settled in the island of Tabarca. The fortification and later expulsion of the pirates from the island, in the 18th century, helped the permanent establishment of a centre of popula-

tion around the Castle, named Santa Pola, whose main economic activity consisted of fishing. It became an independent town in 1812”.

The Quality Trade Mark “Peix De Santa Pola”

“The current port has a location different from the historical one, due to the establishment of the Royal Customs in Santa Pola in 1844,

Miguel Zaragoza Fernández is the mayor of Santa Pola from 2003. Al-

which helped the construction of the present quay. The years between

though he is a nurse, he started his career on a fishing boat, like many

1950 and 1973 were its real splendour period, when it became the first

other youngters of Santa Pola, and he could know personally the hard

fishing port of the Spanish Mediterranean, taking the number of boats and

work in the middle of the sea: “the world of the fishing is so deep-rooted

the unloading of fresh fish in consideration. Its fleet was distributed be-

in our town that it is inseparable of any other activity. Everything here has

tween the Atlantic and Mediterranean fishing grounds, in total 130 boats,

a link to the sea. All the families still have, directly or indirectly, a member

with 90% trawling and the rest devoted to lesser arts. There were good

who depends on the fishing industry”.

days for the fishing in Santa Pola”, admits the mayor.

The mayor explains to us “from the town hall we are working side by side with the Fishermen’s Association (Cofradía de Pescadores) look-

The Port Of Santa Pola Today

ing for the best possible quality of life for the seamen and their families. Thanks to that collaboration and to the excellent work of the Major Skipper of the Cofradía, José Ramón García, and our councillor for fishing

In the 21st century the fleet has decreased, although 80 boats go on with

Loreto Serrano, the mark “Peix de Santa Pola” was born 6 years ago,

4 main specialities: trawling, fishing line, fish trap and “trasmallo”. The

whose aim is to promote the quality of our fresh fish and to complement

nautical activity is very important, with the port of the yacht club (Club

the fishing activity with the gastronomic tourism, thanks to our traditional

Náutico Santa Pola) and a sports marina (Marina Miramar).

and varied gastronomy based on fish and shellfish of the bay. The qual-

Miguel Zaragoza feels proud of the fact that ”the fish market

ity of all those products and the good cooks make eating in Santa Pola a

(lonja) is one of the most important of the Mediterranean Sea. Here, an

must for the visitors”.

average of 3,000 boxes of fish are sold at auction every day, according to

The fish shops and restaurants of any corner of Spain which buys fish and

a computerized system and the Dutch auction, that is, every box of fish

shellfish in our fish market get the quality emblem “Peix de Santa Pola”,

starts its auction at a high price and it goes down until the buyer thinks

which has already become a symbol very valued by the consumer.

it is correct, then he activates a remote control and the box is automati-

According to Miguel Zaragoza, “we have managed to give value

cally knocked. Later, the box goes out thanks to a conveyor belt with an

to the species that were not demanded in the market and were thrown

identity label where the buyer’s name, the date of the capture, the way

away. Now, we can say satisfactorily that the Cofradía has not any excess,

of fishing used, the name of the boat and the bar code for public health

everything is sold”. Moreover, the Cofradía created its own selling point of

inspection are shown.

fish where we can buy fresh fish of very good price. Finally, just to say our mayor is the greatest defender of “Peix de Santa Pola” because when you buy it you can be completely sure of what you are eating. Our fish has all the legal procedures of sanitary revisions and its quality is more than excellent. “I would like to invite you to consume “Peix de Santa Pola”, the fish of our town because you will help the sailor men of our town and you will enjoy one of the best quality products than you can find”.

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Loreto’s response to Bob Whately (see letters page) Dear Mr. Whatley, I would like to answer to the writing you have sent to the Jungle Drums and

believe that all the projects done in Gran Alacant have been paid by the

that affects directly to me.

central government because then you are not telling the truth).

I think that what you are saying about me it is not fair for different reason and

3 - I have never denied that “some” of the projects done recently in Gran

I would like to think it is because you do not have the necessary information:

Alacant are paid by the central government. In fact, in one of my articles in

1 - Juani Soriano, the representative of the PSOE party in Gran Alacant has

the Jungle Drums I said the following sentence: “Santa Pola has received a

been writing her column in the Jungle Drums for long time (even before

subsidy from the Central Government.” ( and then I attached the projects

than me) and I can assure you she wrote in a higher political tone than me.

and the amount of money they cost). What you have not said in your writing

She is not writing anymore because she has decided not to do it. Anyway, I

is that every single town or city in Spain has received the same type of

cannot remember anybody from the Popular Party asking her to tone down

subsidy from the Spanish government, so I do not have more help from this

her political level in her writings, among other things, because I think we are

government than the rest of Spanish cities. We received the money from

living in a free country where everybody can say what they think. You can

them but you did not explain in your writing that our mayor, Miguel Zaragoza,

share or not the different opinions (and I can tell that the Jungle Drums does

decided where to invest this money and how to do it. Miguel decided to invest

give the opportunity to speak to everybody not looking to the political party

more than 2.5 million euros in Gran Alacant (and not in any other place of

you belong to) but you cannot shut up the different voices there can be in a

Santa Pola) and I have been the person who have been together with the

community. I think that is something wrong.

technical people deciding how to do them and trying that the companies

2- I belong to the Popular Party. I have been the first councillor that Gran

do their job properly. Nobody from the central government has decided the

Alacant has (because not any other party thought about Gran Alacant like

design of the municipal park or any other project. (I would like to ask you for

us) and I can say proudly I have done nearly all the first things in this area:

giving complete information to the readers and not only a part of it).

the first municipal office, the first municipal library, the first public school,

4 - I will write in Jungle Drums informing the people of Gran Alacant what

the first see-viewing points, the first municipal parks, the first public health

is going on, saying that I belong to the Popular Party because it is like that.

centre, the trees, the wide pathways, the cleaning and fencing of the Clot...

Finally, I would like to invite you, Mr. Whatley, to come and speak with

and all these projects that we did in Gran Alacant have not been paid by the

me because, maybe, you will change your opinion about Loreto Cascales.

Central Government but also by the Valencian Governments, the Diputacion

Sometimes, it is more important to look to the person and not only to the

de Alicante or the Santa Pola Town Hall. (Please, do not try to make people

policitian (or the political party) you have in your town.

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THE BRISTISH CONSULATE OF ALICANTE IN CONJUCTION WITH THE AYUNTAMIENTO OF SANTA POLA Hi JD I thought it was a wind up when I was told the caterpillars march in a line but here are some photos I just took in GA. Ugh!!! Karen Biddle

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Subterfuge The new 300.000€ recreational centre complete with playgrounds for all ages, will be enjoyed by the residents of GA. for many years to come. Unfortunately it is situated at the junction of the busiest exit road and roundabout in GA, without parking facilities. A wonderful idea but in the wrong place! A park already exists, not five minutes’ walk from the new centre at the library complex with parking facilities. Last year, tax payers’ money was spent on improvements. The children’s playground was extended and updated; petanca area was created; trees planted; flower beds renewed; lighting and paths improved. It has become the focal point, meeting place, the community heart!

Fiestas take place here. bouncy

castles and live concerts. During the summer months a cafe opens where you can sit under the trees, drinking coffee watching the world go by.

Meet neighbours

on their way to the library or medical centre.

Local

policemen stop for a chat. People sit on the benches reading or working on their computers. Parents pick up their children from the school bus. The playground is always a hive of activity. Here, can be found the best views in GA! Therein lays the problem, for this is the site where the Council wants to build a hotel. In this recession, if, a hotel is needed, first finish the one along the N332. If the hotel goes ahead then the cost to the residents of GA will be the destruction of this beautiful public area. Hence the subterfuge, build a new recreational centre and hope that the residents will not notice the destruction Here is a thought, will Altomar I and Gran Vista’s privacy be compromised? Do the residents of these urbanizaciones want people peering, from their hotel balconies, into their homes and gardens? GA appeared to be one of the last unspoilt areas in Spain.

Foreigners who purchased homes were

attracted by the open spaces and green areas, not hotels and supermarkets.

Dear friends, hello again, Firstly, I would like to reply to the false accusations expelled about my person and my Popular Party team. I would like to answer directly to the person who wrote the article called “GA covered in concrete” but, unfortunately, that person did not dare to sign it and did not give a name to the unfair and inappropriate accusations about myself. I want to make it clear that every house built in Gran Alacant (even shopping areas and other infrastructure mentioned in that article) comes from the General Urban Development Plan of 1985 approved by the Socialist Party (PSOE), when I was 8 years old. That plan has allowed the massive construction of houses in Gran Alacant, without any order or projection for the future. The narrow pavements and the street lights in the middle of them, as well as the urban disaster in many urbanisations are also thanks to that plan dated from 1985. My party and our mayor have designed a new General Urban Development Plan which came into force a short period of time ago. This new plan, much more respectful towards the environment since it protects almost 70% of the municipal land (the Sierra of Santa Pola around Gran Alacant and all the green areas included), will force the construction companies to build in a different way, with wide pavements and avenues and modern and appropriate to 21st century street furniture, which you all deserve. It also will make possible the connection between Santa Pola and Gran Alacant through the N-332 road. It seems to me that it is not correct to talk about what is not known and to accuse people without clear reasons only to make people doubt and make Loreto Cascales look like a liar and environmentally unfriendly. I do not hide, I do sign all my texts. Moreover, when I give my word, I keep it. If somebody has any doubt, as our unknown friend says, you are invited to come to my office and speak to me, my door has been, is and will be always open for all the people who want to go in, whichever nationality they are and wherever they come from. In Gran

Alacant, we are all important and, at least to me, we all count. Regarding the sentence of the article where it is stated that Gran Alacant is the piggy bank of Santa Pola, I would like to ask the author if he/ she has the appropriate figures to make that kind of statements or somebody else has told him/her that as a figment of the imagination. The fact that the president of the government of PSOE, Mr. Zapatero, has led Spain to a deep crisis, that we are being one of the last European countries to recover and that we are one of the countries with more unemployment, I think all that is not my responsibility or my mayor’s. If the establishments of Gran Alacant and, in general, in Spain are not working at the moment, it is due to those who are governing at a national level. I may be wrong in some things and many promises will take long or short time to come, but it is shown that since I am the councillor of this area, Gran Alacant has changed: the municipal office, the library, the school, the health centre, the asphalt of the streets, the shelters, many of the pavements, the viewpoint of Escandinavia Avenue, the improvement of “Clot de Galvany”and many other things have not been paid by the National Government’s Plan E. The town council, the Diputación de Alicante or the Generalitat Valenciana paid all that. Of course, the most important to me is not who pays the projects, but to get them for a better Gran Alacant to live in. Whether people like it or not, I am achieving it. (What’s more, if I make those projects be paid by other administrations, it is much better for the santapoleros’ pockets). Me, of course, I keep the last 7th February at the opening of the new “Sierra de Santa Pola” municipal park. Thanks to all those people who were there, I felt happy because in days like that one where plans come true for the people of your town, the work, the worries and the unfair criticism that I receive every day are left in the background. And I see I am capable of getting a better quality of life for the Gran Alacant population. (see photos above)

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beginning and end of shifts (6) 17. Last letter in some game (5) 19. Tolerates some token duress (7) 21. Alter code when moved (9) 23. One of the Earps, sounds interrogative at first (5) 24. Shuffle a paper then come into view (6) DOWN 1. Sum up tall youth, essentially (5)

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FOULEYE’S I am not overly religious, but neither am I anti-religion: I have my own beliefs which are personal. But as a fully paid-up member of the La Marina community I like to see it looking nice, and attractive to live in. What’s happening to the church? Perhaps it’s down to the miserable un-Spanish weather we’ve been experiencing lately – I’m sure it wasn’t like this in February when I first came here – but I was walking past it the other day, and a more un church-like building you couldn’t wish to see. Ok, I’m English, and where we come from churches are very old, very traditional. There are a few modern ones, but…is ours here really supposed to look a half-finished warehouse built by the co-op? I suppose it all comes back to the time-honoured subject of money – or lack of it – as to why it appears to be as though the builders have just downed tools and walked away – any ideas? I hope that by the time you read this the weather has improved, the only (minor) consolation is that it’s the same over most of Europe; the UK looks very cold with more snow and ice to come. Can’t go on here - can it? Anyone been to the big new Chinese takeaway? You know, the non-food one on the N332, on the old Mortar Mavik site. There you can buy everything you could always buy at any of the other smaller ones, it’s just that…well, I don’t know really, there must be some point to it, mustn’t there: can you let me know? I’ve been, just to say I’ve been, and although I didn’t buy anything, my wife did – I’m sure the cushion covers will come in hand, we’ve only got fifty-seven. Oh, and you can never have enough plastic boxes, can you? That shopping centre adjacent to the new Chink by Mercadonna worries me. At present rate of progress – or lack of it – it will be full of shops and businesses by the end of the century (not saying which one). By the way I hear the La Marina train has been withdrawn from service until June. Hopefully by then the trippers will all be here to make good use of it… Back here in LM we struggle on, but in my experience as Easter approaches, so do the green shoots appear and hey-presto – we’re back to normal! Before you know it we’ll be bemoaning the lack of water, the heat of the sun, the strength of the pound v the euro (sorry, I forgot, we’re doing that last one already), and every day life returns here in paradise! See you soon

Fouleye

La Marina Sex.

By John McGregor

Right – now that I have your attention I confess that

I never recovered from this poor, inferior-status start.

this is not that sort of column – or magazine! It is about

On an early date I missed most of one James Bond

some peculiarities that exist between the sexes. I

film – Goldfinger, I think it was, must see it through one

first noticed there were real differences between the

day – trying to work out how I was going to put my arm

sexes, apart from the obvious physical ones, when my

round Marilyn Weightman in the dark confined space.

sisters, one older and one younger, seemed to know

Why was it we lads had to make all the running? The

instinctively how to play our Dad; whereas I didn’t have

girls seem to hold all the aces, they said yes or no

a clue. The younger one let me into the secret once,

(depending on the question!): it seemed grossly unfair

years too late of course: apparently you had to put on

to me to have to walk nervously across a dance-

a woebegone expression, look down, and say Da-ad…

floor and risk humiliating rejection when pleading for

He would put his hand instinctively into his pocket,

temporary companionship in time to the music. Here

and there you are, - well, they were - five bob she

you will note my use of ‘dance’ rather than ‘disco’ – that

said; never failed! My type of dialogue in those days

gives away my age!

with my ex-military father was more of the one-way

This then brings me nicely to more confusing gender

(downwards) variety, as in

roles: just as I was plucking up courage, and beginning

‘Here’s two bob, go and get your hair cut’. By dint

to get the hang of it all, along came – feminism!. Apart

of necessary research I knew the Polish barber off

from the burning your bra (didn’t it hurt?), the serious

Mansfield Road would do it for one and six, and the

bit was that women got a bit more militant – yes, ok,

change was mine. Hardly in my sisters’ league though,

you needed to, I realise that, but…secretly, you still

was it? In an effort to try to even things up, as a boy

wanted to be wooed and romanced. You still do now,

I was brought up to open doors for ladies, and stand

I know; I’ve just bin there on Valentines Day (did my

up when they came into a room; even raise my cap

bit, girls).

to senior ladies when I was small. Old ladies were my

But we lads of all ages are a bit confused these days,

speciality (still are):

aren’t we fellas? I was on the first wave of ‘new men’,

‘Such a nice polite boy, your John, Mrs McGregor…’.

going over the top in the name of equality in the

You can see where I got my pocket money from then,

seventies. Sadly I didn’t get in to see my two children

can’t you? Except that Mum never seemed to have

born, at the last minute both times it wasn’t going well:

much spare money, bless her. If Mum was always

the modern miracle of caesareans took over, and I was

there for me throughout my life I never seemed to

booted out. I gather fledging Dads are even included

get on the right side of Dad in those days, whereas

in those operations these days. But hey, afterwards I

my lovely sisters had it instinctively – in spades! My

got my hands dirty early, and I have to say I loved it.

older sister was a nightmare to follow. Everything

The grotty side, or end, held no fears and I loved all the

she touched turned to gold: ten ‘O’ levels, three ‘A’s,

toddler feeding, nappies (real Terry ones, not namby-

university, BA and MA. Just to spice that up she played

pamby disposables), baths, bedtime stories, all that

hockey for the county. So where was I when the brains

stuff. My preferred age of children is from birth, up until

were being handed out? At the barbers I should think!

the age when they can answer you back!

As if that wasn’t bad enough my younger sister won

I suppose the penny should have dropped then, when

one of seven free scholarships to the High School in

I found my son, a chip off the old block, obediently did

our city during her eleven plus year. I wasn’t thick, you

as he was told – and his younger sister didn’t. And

understand but compared to them I was - and Dad

yet the funny thing was she seemed to be able to get

didn’t get it: he was not impressed. The point I am

round me easily, no matter what. Hey, hang on, I’ve

clumsily trying to make is that they had brains AND

just realised something – wasn’t this where I came in?

animal cunning built into their female DNA: and I’m still

Sons - sisters – women – daughters - fathers. Yes,

trying to figure out how and why?

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SMITHY IS RIGHT 'Smithy' (JD Feb) is so right, the PP Mayor and his Councillors seem hell bent on destroying any green spaces that are left in Gran Alacant. Arguably there has been too much building anyway and they now want to fill in every bit of open land between urbanisations, creating wall-towall concrete. The latest proposal is for a market place on the land just below the sports centre on the only piece of green space left in the area, near to six urbanisations including the Life Resort. This will be at massive expense being on a hill, will involve grubbing up of trees and is the last place for a market. It is so far from the main parts of G.A.that most traders and customers will be reluctant to make the journey. If a new market place is necessary surely it would be better to have it on the lower part of Gran Alacant - it could be situated on the spare land behind the Commercial Centre and car wash (scheduled for another supermarket) - there are various other sites I could suggest. Demolishing the municipal office, health clinic and library (then rebuilding these facilities on green land next to Monte Faro) to make way for a hotel is a scandalous waste of resources and materials. Building on every possible bit of land does not do down well with voters and people like to live within walking distance of green spaces, so we can only hope that Mayor Zaragosa and the council will wake up to this fact before it is too late. It would be better to develop local green zones rather than to spend loads of (Plan E) money from the government creating a pretty pretty park next to the most dangerous roundabout in Gran Alacant.

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Dear Editor, I am am a keen reader of Jungle Drums and I think that you provide a valuable service to the Expat Brit community. However, I do have one point of issue with the magazine and that is the monthly column by Loreto Cascales. I have no objection to factual information from Santa Pola Council, but Loreto's column is fast becoming a monthly party political broadcast for the Popular Party. What makes matters worse is that many of the improvements that she boasts about are actually paid for by "Plan E" money from the Socialist government. I would point out that not all your readers are natural supporters of the Popular Party (equivalent to the UK Conservatives) and perhaps it would be a good idea to ask her to tone it down a bit or for the magazine to introduce more political balance. All the best,

Hi Reference a letter from "Michael and Rita, Rojales" in the February edition, it is the weak GBP which has affected the exchange rate for British ex-pats here and not a weak Euro. So any issue on this should be directed to Dr Gordon "no more boom and bust" Brown, 10 Downing St, London. The racist tone of that letter and its ignorance (lack of knowledge) were dreadful. IH Oooh.

DOWNLOAD Hi. can I download the mag anywhere ?. I have downloaded a PDF copy via the 'Issuu' web site by it is a bit unreadable in places. Is the Spanish subscription 'Free'.... if so how do I do it. Hope this is possible as the trek from 'Montecid Urbanisation'(near Monforte Del Cid) all the way over to Gran Alacant to hunt around for a copy, proves fruitless sometimes.

Bob. Gran Alacant

Thanks Guy and Lyn at a very 'cold' Montecid.

Hi Bob, We’ve passed on your comments to Loreto and she has responded through her article on the GA page. However, speaking for the magazine, I let the writers write, and the readers judge. ED.

Yours truly. Rose Jackson

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Guy and Lyn Mitchell Hiya, Yes, you will soon be able to do it directly from the website – we are in the process of updating it at the moment so bear with us. Meanwhile the copy on Is-

See Loreto’s response on the GA

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20 Zens...part one 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just go away and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It’s not that important unless you aren’t getting any. 3. No one is listening until you fart. 4. Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else. 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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The body builder tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby.’ He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran Out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, : I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!

20 Zens...part two 6. If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life 1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you. 4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It’s very, very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

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20 Zens...part three 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen. 13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment. 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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“Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. “ With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pork. “Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.” “Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don’ forget.” “Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree.” And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, “Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree! “ “Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? “ “Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree... Ees... Ees... Ees... Ees... Ees a ham bush...”

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Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes’ wife is begins to

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deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. “What d’ya want me to do, Doctor?” “Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!” the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see. “Mike, you’re the proud father of a fine strapping boy.” “Saints be praised, I...” Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, “Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike.” Soon the doctor delivers the next child. “You’ve a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter.”

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Jungle Drums would like thank JOHN HARRIS for sharing with us his passion of local flowers....

SPRING FLOWER WATCH by John Harris

WHAT’S IN A (BIRD) NAME?

DARFORD WARBLER

by Malcolm Palmer Some bird names, of course, are part of everday

Early settlers in America, no ornithologists, spotted

conversation. Swallow and Starling, Magpie and

a bird with a red breast, and called it a Robin, even

Blackbird – there can be few people for whom an

though it’s bigger than a Blackbird, and blackbirds,

image isn’t triggered by these words. Of course the

warblers and sparrows over there are from different

name of a family can also put a picture in your head

families to ours’.

– duck or woodpecker are words that do that. But

Spanish names tend to be a touch more practical,

as soon as things get complicated, most people lose

but oddly, they have no equivalent of ‘owl,’ calling

that instant image, and only a birder would see an

all such birds ‘nocturnal raptors,’ Barn Owl being

image of, say, an Olivaceous Warbler, or even, less

‘lechuza’ Little Owl ‘mochuelo,’ Eagle Owl ‘buho

specifically, a hippolais warbler. (the name given to

real’ and so forth. Funny translations abound:

the same species’ genus, or close relatives) He/she

Cetti’s Warbler is called ‘illegitimate nightingale,’

might also be able to tell you that its scientific name

and Wood Sanpiper ‘Illegitimate river-runner.’

is Hippolais pallida, or that it is known in Spanish as

French names can be fanciful, as ‘Hibou Grand-

Zarcera palida. To be any use, a bird’s name ought

duc’ for Eagle Owl, but the dear old Germans

to tell you something about the bird, its habits,

take the biscuit, with their tendency to run

appearance or voice – good examples in English

words together and create unwieldly handles, as

are Turnstone, Pintail or Hoopoe. The first turn over

‘Bogenschnaebligerstrandlaufer’ – ‘bent-billed

stones in the search for a tasty meal, the second

beach-runner.’ And that is their word for Curlew

has a long, tapering tail and the third says its name.

Sandpiper.

But there are some remarkably silly English

A study of names, and their origin, can be almost as

names. Who on earth sees the length of a Short-

fascinating as the birds themselves.

A quick look at just some of the many wild flowers we can see coming into to bloom locally within the next 6 to 8 weeks. These are all growing on the campo opposite Monte Faro in Gran Alacant and in many other locations locally, please bare in mind when looking for these wild flowers most of them are only 8 to 10 cm tall and are easily crushed underfoot whilst trying to find them. Get out there and have a look and open your eyes to another world. If anbody requires any further information just give me a call. John Harris 630351807 or 966699265

Galactites Tomentosa

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Ophrys Speculum

Daphnia.

Narssici

Narssici Blanca.

Corse Vetch.

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toed Eagle’s toes? Why not Snake Eagle, as in the German Schlangenadler or the Spanish Aguila culebrera? Even so, the romantic French give it an even dafter name: Circaete Jean le Blanc! Other names based on appearance fall short of common sense: The Black-headed Gull never has a black head and the Red-rumped Swallow’s rump is never more than smudgy orange. Then there are the species which have distinctive breeding plumage, so that their name is inappropriate for much of

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the year – Black Tern, Spotted Redshank, Black Guillemot, for instance. Another pitfall is to name birds after a geographical situation. Hence no Dartford Warbler would venture near industrial North Kent, Kentish Plovers no longer nest in Britain, let alone Kent, and Sandwich Terns have only a passing knowledge of the town of that name, and don’t eat butties either! Look for a moment, then, at habits. What do Oystercatchers eat? Well, mussels, in fact. And how

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many hens does your average Hen Harrier harry? Or consider the birds named after people. OK if they were eminent figures in the history of the science, I suppose, like Bewick, Audubon, Wilson, Pallas or Temminck, all of whom have several birds to their name, but whoever was Signor Cetti? And who

Would like to know the name ?

was Lady Amherst to have a pheasant named for her – perhaps she had something going with the gamekeeper, like another Lady we could mention?

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your motoring needs.

in Valverde, who thought we should ask our

Let’s start with some information that you, may

Spanish friends about their attitude to white

find useful. Did you know that when you buy a

lines. Well, I shall save that one for next

new car in Spain, that it does not need an ITV,

month, when Paco has painted a few more, by

until 4 years after it’s date of first registration.

which time, I am sure he will be an expert in

You will, approaching it’s 4th birthday, receive

the philosophy of white lines.

a letter, from the “Ministerio Del Interior”,

On to other serious stuff, lots of enquiries con-

advising you that an ITV is required by the due

cerning cars, that have been sold on, or sent

date. However, if you have imported and re-

to be scrapped. These folk are still receiving

registered your car, during 2005, you will also

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fic fines. You must ensure that when getting

will show your vehicle to be a first registration,

rid of your car that the ownership, is quickly

irrespective of it’s age and ITV history. Some

transferred into the new owners name, or if

more paper for the recycling bin!

being scrapped that the correct documentation is returned to you, by Steptoe y Hijo.

Unfortunately, this month, I have not had the

We can deal with these matters, please give

opportunity to speak with either Paco or Jose,

us a call for advise and a quote.

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The next talk that I found very interesting

try who has been developing a new way of interacting with computers.

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as much information about Stephens condition as possible, review as many other people in the same situation as him and

part of your clothing. The computer screen can be projected onto any surface (wall, writing paper,

use that information to make the best decisions about his treatment, the drugs that he should use

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to get the most from what little time he had left.

example to see what time it is Pranav draws a circle on his wrist with his index finger and

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the computer attached to him projects an image of the Windows clock onto his wrist! When he picks up a newspaper, the computer “reads” what he is looking at and projects relevant information onto the page to enhance the news article (video, statistical information etc). All in all, this is a compelling video that shows us what we could expect to see in technology in the coming years. Certainly the general principle of using gestures to interact with our computers seems to be the way forward, it’s something that we do naturally and we don’t really have to learn. Who knows perhaps sign language will be the language that is taught in the school of the future?

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Coach on the Couch Well Valentine’s Day has been and gone and I suspect many happy meals for two and some not so happy moments of ‘miscommunication’ between couples. I thought, with Spanish Father’s Day and UK Mothers Day this month, it might be a good time to share some of my ideas about communication between the sexes. I’ve spoken briefly in the past about communication and I reckon how to communicate between the sexes is one of the most important lessons we can learn. There are many jokes about how women talk too much and men reply with a grunt from behind the newspaper – in my experience many of the jokes are born out of truth! Even in single sex relationships, there are usually roles played out in one form or another. The fact we have roles and different styles of communication is not a problem, what we have to do is acknowledge this, begin to understand it, and even better – have a good laugh about it!

Tips for women Don’t talk when he’s talking Women think they’re adding. For women to add to each others’ sentences is acceptable Most men need a space in which to enter a conversation

Believe what he is saying

Many women believe men speak on many levels and therefore try to find hidden meanings, however usually men say what they mean and mean what they say. Men don’t spend 2 minutes of their day calling another guy to say, “Here’s what she said at breakfast this morning – what do you think she meant?”

Be patient

A man’s facial expression may be different from a woman’s. He may talk more slowly or pause more often than a woman, when this happens, let his thoughts flow, don’t speak during his pauses.

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Give her your full attention

Look at her in the eye (This may be different in different cultures). This response shows you care about what she is saying.

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Her pace when talking may be different from yours. She may want to cover more subjects than you in the same conversation, often flitting from one thing to another. At the end of the day, remember we communicate differently – make an effort to accommodate those differences. There is no right and wrong. I hope you have a very happy Valentine’s Day. Concentrate on acceptance and enjoying each other’s company, to my mind, that’s more important than the red roses and cards – especially in these ‘financially challenged’ times. Please feel free to drop me a line to comment or question nigel@coachonthecouch. co.uk.

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MARCH 2010 The Long and Winding Road The future calls, yet you may not be ready this month. Circumstances could prevent you from reaching your goals, yet there are many positive reasons to maintain hope. Now is the time to keep your eyes out of the past and on the prize. A trip to Santa Pola market will help – a bargain is waiting for you…and a bloke selling tissues. For the Good of All Now is the time to imagine a future filled with work that satisfies the soul. Your discarded dreams are revived now, yet your attention is directed more toward the care and happiness of others rather than yourself this month. Your application to be a lifeguard in Alicante is turned down…yes, even with the water wings on. False Start Your natural restlessness can turn this into a frustrating time if you actually believe that everything should simply fall into place this month. Whether your work is inland or on the coast, a sign from a Spanish farmer driving a tractor is imminent. But ignore him – that’s just rude. You may continue to struggle with a lack of resources, yet you are able to comprehend the difference between impossible dreams and those that can come true. Cancer Discovering Buried Treasure Obstacles may arise this month, yet these challenges can bring out your resourceful side and allow you to uncover assets that were previously hidden. Your life is full of unexpected events and generous, like-minded individuals.

Time to Heal Much of this month is about establishing a new direction, Leo. Connecting with others is key now, and your forgiving side emerges to allow you to move past old emotional pains. But the month isn’t all about feelings -the rest of your focus goes toward handling finances and managing your resources. Or better still, pop into the bar, watch the footy, get bladdered and neither feelings nor direction will matter. Spirit of Cooperation This lovey-dovey month could be especially sweet for you, Virgo. There’s an overflow of inspiration to elevate your spirit and enrich your daily life. Remember the one who winked at you in La Marina? No? She’s now got the other eye working too so you’re in with a chance. You can now smooth out the rough edges of unsatisfying connections by forgiving and letting go of little issues that don’t matter anymore, like twitches. Dream the Impossible Dream You may feel as if you’ve been knocked off course and it’s now time to put your life back on track. New opportunities in the form of hungry people and a big M on your work hat will prove tough but ideal. You’re being offered a chance to create new dreams to feed your soul. magnifying the healing power of compassion and love. Relying on critical thinking can only take you so far. Set logic aside and let your uninhibited intuition reveal what’s in your future. From Darkness to Dreamland Your famously powerful feelings are especially delightful this month. You are able to release your restrained desires in constructive ways, but beware the onset of frustration when people or situations reveal themselves as less than perfect. Queuing in the CAM bank will take up most of your month but with the rest of the time try and watch an advert on TV. A fresh light is cast on old patterns to excite you with new possibilities now. A New Dawn There’s good news for you this month. Although your life is improving, remember that the hard work of stabilizing your finances doesn’t happen overnight - but there is a light at the end of the tunnel, the only problem is it’s the Guardia, and you haven’t got your lights on. Cast hopelessness aside in favour of realizing the good times that are ahead.

Growing Pains This is a month of adjustments, Capricorn. Changing conditions require you to alter your course to avoid running into resistance from others. Taking the time to make a few simple adjustments now can make your life drastically easier down the road. A trip to Pinoso will prove fruitful in more ways than one.

To Thine Own Self Be True The heaviness of last month is waning and you’re now able to grow more progressive in your thinking. There’s magic to be found in your personal faith as you face the sometimes harsh realities of everyday life. But looking on the bright side flights are fairly cheap so the in-laws will be over soon...

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