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PhilIntro, MisIntro Phil: Hey there, welcome to Discorder! I'm Phil. Phil Anthropy. Mis: And I'm Mis Anthropy, the superior intelligence. Phil: Euuu...Yeah...Anyway, here's the deal. This is a paired race. You and your partner are trying to get to the end as fast as possible. The faster you both are, the higher your team's score. Mis(corrective tone): But that score is distributed based on how fast you are *compared* to your *opponent*. So, how do you crush them? By using thePhil: Obstacles, right. Thanks Mis. At every leg, one of you will have a choice, and the other an obstacle. If you're the one making a choice, you can go the blue route and make the obstacle easier for your teammateMis: *Or* you could take the *winners* route and go red. Then you can laugh while you watch them squirm. Phil: Or you could... Not do that? Maybe? I mean, your call, but you know. Just saying... Phil: Anyway, race is about to start, have fun! Mis: That's easy. Just don't lose.
Cooperative Choice ● ● ●
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PhilCoop1 - Phil: See? This is what I’m talking about. You scratch their back, and they scratch yours. Keep that up, and you’ll beat this track in no time at all. PhilCoop2 - Phil: You know, blue is all the rage these days. All the cool robots are doing it, because it’s cool. And safe. Not like drugs. Drugs are bad, by the way; don’t do those. PhilCoop3 - Phil: Ah yeah that’s the olive branch I was looking for! *Picking up branch noise* I can etch a sweet walking cane out of this! Oh, and you’re cooperating too! Best day ever! MisCoop1 - Mis: Ugh, you’re helping them? Why in the world would you… Unless. Oh I see. You must be lulling them into a false sense of security. That is what you’re doing, right? MisCoop2 - Mis: Really, you helped them, might as well feed them an ice cream sandwich with a side of I’ll-let-you-win-you-poor-excuse-for-a-robot. MisCoop3 - Mis: How very nauseating. Next I'll see you two frolicking through a field of flowers on your way to loserville. There are no flowers by the way. That was a lie.
Competitive Choice ● ● ●
PhilComp1 - Phil: Not trying to influence you or anything, but that red glow? Hella irradiated. Like, super not good for you. PhilComp2 - Phil: You know, Gandhi once said “An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind”. He was a cool dude. Real winner. Don’t you wanna be like Gandhi. PhilComp3 - Phil: Hey just letting you know if Mis is intimidating you into being competitive, you have nothing to worry about. She can’t do anything to you cause she’s only a voice, like me! Oh wait, that’s depressing...
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MisComp1 - Mis: Don’t get me wrong, this is satisfying, but I feel it would have been better if the trap had more fire... MisComp2 - Mis: Now, wasn’t that fun? Come on, I know you like it. MisComp3 - Mis: Hehehehehehehehe...Sucker.
Neutral Choice ● ● ●
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PhilNeut1 - Phil: I have no strong feelings one way or the other. PhilNeut2 - Phil: You know, red means stop. Blue is cool. But grey… Grey is like, nothin’. PhilNeut3 - Phil: Come on pal just give blue a chance! I promise whatever Mis said about us was grossly exaggerated. I mean, assuming she said bad things, because that’s what she does. MisNeut1 - Mis: Don't be so wishy washy. This neutral stuff is so non committal. I hate that. MisNeut2 - Mis: Oh no you aren’t another one of those neutral bots are you? Make better choices. That means go red, if you need more specific instructions. MisNeut3 - Mis: You know what would be really funny? If you dropped them into a pit of lava. Or spikes, acid, whatever. I’m not picky.
Victory Cooperative ●
PhilWinCoop - Phil: Hey, way to go! Good to see you won while still doing the right thing. You’re a real paragon, you know that? I’m so proud.
Competitive ●
MisWinComp - Mis: Well done. See how great it is to be on the winning team?
Neutral ●
MisWinNeut - Mis: You won. *Unenthusiastic “woo”. Next time, pick a cooler side, like red. Then you’ll know what being a real winner is like.
Loss Cooperative ●
PhilLoseCoop - Phil: Don’t be too hard on yourself. At least you did the right thing. In the end, it’s the team that matters. Oh and having fun. I hope you still had fun.
Competitive ●
MisLoseComp - Mis: Tough break. I guess they were just tougher than you. That just means you need to hit harder next time.
Neutral â—?
PhilLoseNeut - Phil: Shame, pal, though I bet if you had made at least a few more blue choices you might have done better