AMANDA WANTS MORE

WRITTEN AND ILLUSTRATED BY AUTHOR

and Artist RaunchyRay, who is also a Portrait Painter, Costume Designer, and one half of @JeanjacketDesigns, who hand paint and Swarovski Crystal recycled denim jean jackets and created one off denim creations.

The first of six books; one continuous story, based loosely on RaunchyRay’s life, about Amanda’s misconceptions of life, love, sex, condoms, lesbians, and all things willies, fannys and boobs! A knicker-wettingly-funny book, with roller-coaster, interwoven, sexytime scenes and plotlines, that flick back and forth over Amanda’s life and lovers. With made-up words, centered mostly around; Lyndsey, Becki, Gina and Amanda’s fanny! RaunchyRay handpainted the front cover of her book on a jean jacket, plus the book is sprinkled with RaunchyRay’s hilarious graphically-sexual-disturbing illustrated cartoons.

What you can expect from ‘Amanda wanted more…’:

‘Gina pressed her soft face up to Amanda’s and ever-so gently, kissed Amanda, on her lips. A spark hit the skin on Amanda’s lip, and shot through her teeth, up her cheek. It shot into both Amanda’s raspberries and zoomed down, deep into Amanda’s nunny.’ ‘Hesitant, at first, Amanda leaned down, un-cupped her fingers, and weighed-up her situation, as she stared, one-inch away from Gina’s deliciously, perky, deep-pink raspberries. “Well! At least, I can’t get pregnant! And, it’s not technically sex, without a winky!” Amanda pondered, opened her mouth, and gently sucked on one of Gina’s raspberries. “Awwwww!” Gina yelled, “Mmmmmmm! Keep going!” as Gina felt down for Amanda’s hands, and slapped them, back on to her own boobies.’

Two characters in the book are based on RaunchyRay’s friends. All round hottie, sexy, Welsh, Rock Star, Singer James Kennedy, whose wild days as Lead Singer of Kyshera rock band, are the basis of his character, in the book. James gave permission for two of his song, from his brilliant album ‘Home’ to be used in the book.

And RaunchyRay’s hilarious mate Drag Queen Alexis Cox, whom has been her muse on several occasions. RaunchyRay designed several outrageous costumes for Alexis for her preview in Belfast Alternative Week 19 at Belfast Castle, organised by Northern Irish World Equal Magazine, and wonderfully featured in GNI Magazine. Although, the first time RaunchyRay met Alexis, in drag she did get quite a shock, with Alexis’ outrageous makeup and black lipstick! And only discovered, this week that Alexis is, in fact, bi! A small fact, that Alexis had previously, failed to disclose to RaunchyRay! Before, RaunchyRay had stripped several times in from of her! RaunchyRay’s unjustified fear of Drag Queens is hilariously portrayed in the book. RaunchyRay’s friend, Grammy Award winner Mr. Skyler Jett, gave her permission to use his song, ‘Souls of Babylon’ in her book. Jeanjacket Designs painted two jackets for Skyler song, with London based vocalist Nakisha Esnard, for a documentary to be released “Toxified”, about the effects of GMO’s and 5G, being released in U.S.A. 2021.

Gregory Abbott gave RaunchyRay permission, to use her favourite song of all time, ‘Shake you Down’ for her big lesbian sexy-time scene. Happily married for the last thirty years, to a man, RaunchyRay has always been fascinated with lesbians. RaunchyRay’s girly-crush was Sarah Beany, of ‘Property Ladder!’ But she thinks, she’s over that, now!

RaunchyRay tried to write her book ten years, ago! But life got in the way. But, during Lockdown, when no one was going out! And no musicians were on tour; so, no custom jean jackets to paint! RaunchyRay found time. RaunchyRay told GNI, “I was bored! So! We sat around, at night, got drunk and wrote a book!” Rude and sexy songs, lesbian sex, Man-damning, Mansplaining, wildly-vivid sexual encounters! Side-splittingly gross and hilarious! RaunchyRay firmly believes everyone should feel beautiful, and has dressed many different shapes, including several models with Dwarfism. However, RaunchyRay pokes fun at ‘90s concepts, chauvinistic thinking, every shape body, modern day life, bizarre inventions, woman-things, willies, menstupidity, Superheroes, and, unfortunately, football!

It a crazy, wild, fast, ride! With rude, made up songs, Motown themes and very bad singing! Peek into Amanda’s life, with her disastrous sex-life, and her hilarious, swearing South-East London neighbour, Lyndsey, who requires a translation; in the back of the book. Amanda’s lazy, overweight Mum, and all her fat-slimming fads, and stuck-up Nan, and her hilarious, chauvinistic-singing ‘man friend’ Pete, who she wouldn’t touch him with someone else’s pole!’

RaunchyRay told GNI, “If anything, life has taught me to date, live, love, laugh every day, and most of all, enjoy sex! Sex and lovemaking should be funny, spontaneous and adventurous! If you cannot laugh during sex, when can you?”

Pissy-Pads and vodka maybe required!

This book could improve your sex life!

RaunchyRay does not endorse any of the sex acts, in this book, and you may like to try them out, at home, at your own peril! But definitely, had fun attempting some of them on her husband! For research purposes, obviously!

Grab a beer, snuggle up under the duvet, read ‘Amanda wanted more…’ to your fella or lady in bed!

LOOK OUT FOR: Book 2: ‘AMANDA WANTED A BIT MORE…’ coming out, 2021. @Jeanjacketdesigns on Instagram and Facebook.

‘Amanda wanted more…’ OUT FOR CHRISTMAS 2020!