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Spartan retrospective Men out early, women fall on road to Sweet 16

After a tough MSU loss, I like to find something to look forward to about Spartan sports, something to dull the stinging pain after one of our teams underperforms or takes a beating from a better team. This week, I struggle to find the antidote for what ails us. So the MSU men’s team bowed out of the NCAA tournament with little fanfare. Compared to the balance of games on the day they lost — a gamelong 10-point scoring spread coupled with lackluster play made for a box score that quickly fell below the fold on a national scale. We were, for the first time in a long time, out and forgotten by Friday morning on the first weekend. Around the same time, my bracket, for all its Green & White glory and faith, was beyond busted. In a perfect storm of disastrous basketball, our guys failed to function on all the levels we’d heard about before their matchup with UCLA. Spartan fans in Tampa and watching around the Mitten felt that sick feeling creeping in midway through the first half, as the Bruins continued to expand their lead and our guys just couldn’t score. Kalin Lucas, our now-former knight in shining armor so many times before, was silent from the floor in the first half. We couldn’t stop their behemoth freshman phenom in the post. Even though Durrell Summers decided that he’d show up and make some shots, none of the other cogs in the offensive wheel were turning. There was Draymond Green, who innocuously scored 23 points, grabbed 11 rebounds and dished 10 assists for the seventh “official” triple-double of the NCAA tournament. Yes, he is only the seventh player to accomplish the goal since the NCAA began to recognize the achievement (in 1987). But it didn’t really matter to Day-Day, did it? It didn’t really matter to any Spartan late on Thursday night. All that mattered was that a season so full

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• Draymond Green showed his prowess as a true team leader, through on- and off-court troubles that plagued his team. He’ll be ready to step to the forefront next season. • Freshmen Adreian Payne and Keith Appling played valuable minutes in high-pressure games. They’re going to be seasoned just right for 2011-’12. • We learned that Delvon Roe is basically the Rocky Balboa of Spartan sports. Tough as nails and willing to fight robots. Well, the first one for sure.

WHAT WENT WRONG?

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• Senior Kalin Lucas failed to capture a national title, despite his frequency near the top. He graduates as one of the premiere Spartan players in hoops history, and will be sorely missed at the point. • Derrick Nix had another up-and-down year in which he never seemed to make it “over the hump” with Izzo’s schemes. Something has to break with Nix, or he’ll never truly mix in. • Senior Durrell Summers tanked his NBA-draft prospects with a fall from 2010 NCAA Midwest Regional MVP to 2011 Biggest Dud. A stunning and difficult conclusion to his career at MSU.

SPARTAN WOMEN WHAT WENT RIGHT?

• Coach Suzy Merchant is positioning herself as one of the Big Ten’s marquee coaches. Her program is now consistently named in the upper echelon of Division 1 women’s hoops. How do ya like us now, Joanne P.? • Most Improved Player Award winner Taylor Alton has developed into a point producer. The Colorado native is a sharp-shooter from behind the arc — expect to see set plays developed for her next season. • The future is bright: MSU is going to be big and deep in 2012. A great recruiting class coming in, coupled with the anticipated return of 6-7 center Madison Williams, has women’s hoops fans chomping at the bit.

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of promise and hope and expectation was over. A season so full adversity, so full of strife and drama and losses — was finally over. Was I the only one who took a deep breath when the clock hit 0:00? I’ve never felt good about a MSU loss, but this was somehow different. As I watched Izzo hug his seniors after the game, wrestle with questions from the media about a disappointing season and deflect criticism of his kids’ play right back to himself (per usual) … I couldn’t help but think, “Maybe he needs a minute.” If there’s one thing an early exit last week showed us about the men’s basketball program at MSU, it’s that there’s no give in it. Despite a 23-point deficit in the second half, our guys managed to pull within one and give themselves a chance. And if your television remained intact after the first

WHAT WENT WRONG? 30 minutes of play — you were on the edge of the recliner/bar stool/couch, you were poised to leap. We suddenly were totally in it, totally capable of pulling off the unexpected impossible. Despite the 2010-11 season, I don’t think there’s one of us who doubts the potential of an Izzo-led team. And I completely trust in the process. We’ll all be leaping again soon. Let that prospect heal you, Spartan fan. Andi Osters, 28, is a Michigan State graduate.

• Seniors Brittney Thomas, Cetera Washington and Big Ten Player of The Year Kalisha Keane are gone. Losing three starters is never easy. Especially three starters who score the majority of your points. • Tournament performance in recent years hasn’t been awesome. Deep runs have been hard to come by and a team that only gets younger next year could again have trouble in the postseason due to lack of experience. • We don’t have a true point guard coming back. Someone will have to develop into one during the offseason — I’m looking at you, Jasmine Thomas. And by develop, I mean get better.

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Clem’s Comics & Games is selling a limited edition comic book that depicts Godzilla’s foot crushing its storefront location in downtown Lansing. Only 500 copies of the comic book have been printed. They will be available starting Wednesday in the store. Clem’s is one of 75 comic stores across the country offering a custom cover of the new comic with Godzilla’s foot smashing its storefront. The covers are individually drawn from photo references. “We asked the cover artist to try and add a little bit more of a Lansing flair to (ours),” said store manager Tom Flammer. “Beyond the fact that you can see our sign and familiar store facade being destroyed by Godzilla, you can also see the Boji Tower.” Co-writers Eric Powell and Tracy Marsh and artist Phil Hester have teamed up to create the books. The new comics from IDW Publishing feature Godzilla and other movie monsters, many that have never been featured in comic books before. “This promotion has resulted in unprecedented support and participation,” said Ted Adams, CEO of IDW Publishing. “We thought it was a fun idea when it was conceived, but thanks to so many retailers excited about having Godzilla stomp their shop, it has exceeded even our wildest expectations.” • Limited edition comic book • Clem’s Comics & Games, 216 S. Washington Square, Lansing • Available beginning Wednesday, March 30 • www.clemslansing.com

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the hapless victims caught on camera. The show’s cornerstone is a novel segment called “Web Redemption” in which the subjects of clips made infamous on the Web relive their embarrassing moment — but this time with a happy ending. Now in its third season, “Tosh.0” has become the ﬁrst television show to turn raw material from the Internet into successful television programming. It appeals to young male viewers — an elusive audience for advertisers — making “Tosh.0” and its website a mustbuy for video game makers, movie studios and auto companies. Mindful that so many of the 20-somethings who relish Tosh’s brand of hijinks spend as much, if not more, time glued to computers and mobile devices than watching TV, the show’s producers have made it a priority to have a robust presence online. Even the show’s name invokes the language of the Web. Before the show launched in 2009, executives did something unusual for a TV production. Web producers were hired to work alongside show producers and writers. The geeks were even allowed into the hallowed “writers room,” where they could join the back-and-forth wisecracking that goes into preparing Tosh’s on-air jokes. “The show had to be live online. It’s a blog at its core,” said Erik Flannigan, executive vice president of digital media for MTV Networks Entertainment. “This is a show about the Web. And we had to make sure that whatever we posted had instant credibility on the Web.” Producers update the show’s website and blog throughout the day, even when the series is on hiatus. Trafﬁc to the site, which is averaging 3.2 million monthly visitors this season, is on track to more than double from last season. The show’s ratings are up nearly 50 percent since last season.

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Since the blog biz has burst onto the book scene, there are hundreds of disposable titles that will probably never sell because you can get everything in the book online for free. This book, a print version of some of the most hilarious comics found on Oatmeal.com, is one I can get behind, even while I browse the blog daily and religiously repost to Facebook. Creator Matthew Inman is one of my online heroes. I became a devotee after reading his viral post “Ten Words You Need to Stop Misspelling,” a dream guide for grammar Nazis. Thankfully, this book is an example of a blog done right: Somehow the comics are even funnier when presented in larger format and full color. That awesome entry is included along with fantastic posts like “How to Suck at Facebook,” “6 Reasons Bacon is Better than True Love” and “Why I’d Rather Be Punched in the Testicles Than Call Customer Service.” With titles like that, I need say no more.

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Taproot brings ‘Poem’

Taproot lead vocalist Stephen Richards always knew he wanted to be a musician. “When I was four years old, my mom got me my first drum kit because she noticed me air drumming and realized that even though I didn’t know what I was doing, I could keep time,” Richards said. Now Richards is part of the Taproot legacy. The Ann Arbor alt-metal group boasts CD sales in the millions and recording sessions with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins. The band plays The Loft in Lansing Friday, bringing crunchy, dark songs off its Victory Records release, “Plead the Fifth.” The band is most remembered for, “Poem,” off its 2002 album, “Welcome,” which hit No. 5 on the Billboard Mainstream Rock chart. Richards says the band had no idea that song would take off. “It’s funny because our biggest single was ‘Poem,’ and that was a song I wrote in four minutes,” he said. “It either happens or doesn’t. We just try to be creative and see what comes out, and hopefully a single or some success will follow.” • Taproot, Silent Lapse, Bloodletting • Doors 8 p.m. Friday, March 25 • The Loft, 414 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing • $15 in advance at theloftlansing.com; $17 day of Anne Erickson

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LITERARY

G. Russell Overton “Running By Night,” Everybody Reads Bookstore, 2019 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing, 346-9900, www.aarquives.com/

Bobby Standal, Ryan’s Roadhouse, 902 E. State St., St. Johns, (989) 224-2550, 7-11 p.m. March 24. ! Chip Christy, Potbelly Sandwich Works, 233 E. Grand River Ave., East Lansing, 203-4278, 6-8 p.m. March 24. ! Dan MacLachlan, Mark’s Watershed, 5965 Marsh Road, Haslett, 999-7433, 6-10 p.m. March 24. ! NE Thing Goes, Colonial Bar and Grille, 3425 S. Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., Lansing, 882-6132, 9 p.m. March 24. ! Steven Leaf, Liz McDaniel, Nathan Alan and K. Nelson, Scene Metrospace, 110 Charles St., East Lansing, 319-6832, www.scenemetrospace.com, 9 p.m. March 24. Cost: $5. The Northern Skies, The Loft, 414 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing, 267-7898, www.theloftlansing. com, 8 p.m. March 24. Trevor Compton, Claddagh Irish Pub, 2900 Towne Centre Blvd., Lansing, 484-2523, 9 p.m. March 24. !

THEATER

“Distracted,” Peppermint Creek Theatre Company, Creole Gallery, 1218 Turner St., Lansing, 927-3016, www.peppermintcreek.org, 8 p.m. Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, 2 p.m. Sunday, through April 2 ! Lisa Loomer’s timely comedy. Cost: $15, $10 for students and seniors 55 and older. “Kimberly Akimbo,” Stormfield Theatre, 201 Morgan Lane, Lansing, 372-0945, www.stormfieldtheatre.org, 7 p.m. Thursdays, 8 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays, 2 p.m. Sundays, through March 27 ! Cost: $18-$24, with discounts for students and seniors.

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THE LISTÁ Perry High School Drama Club Presents “Alice in Wonderland,” Perry High School Auditorium, Britton Road, Perry, 625-1154, 7 p.m. March 24-26. Cost: $5 adults, $3 student. “While We Were Bowling,” Williamston Theatre, 122 S. Putnam St., Williamston, 655-SHOW, www.williamstontheatre.org, 8 p.m. Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, 2 p.m. Sundays, March 24-April 17, plus 3 p.m. March 26 and 31, and April 16. Cost: $18-$24.

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East Lansing Film Society Film Series: “Exit Through the Gift Shop,” South Kedzie Hall, corner of Farm Lane and Auditorium, East Lansing, 980-5802, www.elff.com, 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. March 25-26 ! Oscar-nominated documentary. Cost: $7, $5 for seniors 65 and older, $3 for students.

FUNDRAISERS

16th Annual MSU Museum Wine Tasting Benefit, Kellogg Hotel & Conference Center, 55 S. Harrison Road, East Lansing, 432-4655, http://museum. msu.edu, 7:30-9:30 p.m. March 25. Cost: $40.

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Bobby Murray, LeRoy’s Classic Bar and Grill, 1526 S. Cedar St., Lansing, 482-0184, 9:30 p.m. March 25. Cost: cover. Frog and the Beeftones, Unicorn Tavern, 327 E. Grand River Ave., Lansing, 485-9910, 9 p.m. March 25-26. ! CHORAL

Prep Choir and CMS Singers Concert, MSU Community Music School, 841 Timberlane St. #B, East Lansing, 355-7661, www.cms.msu.edu, 7 p.m. March 25. ! CLASSICAL

11th Annual Cello Plus...Concert 4, MSU Music Building Auditorium, West Circle Drive, East Lansing, 355-3345, www.music.msu.edu, 8 p.m. March 25 ! Music of Bach. Cost: $10, $8 for seniors, free for students. C OUNTRY

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With four years passing since the last dispatch from planet The Strokes, much changed in the realm of “cool kid” music. Everyone grew beards, lost their fashion sense and started taking cues from CSNY rather than Lou Reed. Wouldn’t seem like a hospitable climate for a revisiting of The Strokes brash swagger. So instead they toned down the attitude, tightened the songwriting and emerged with — and don’t call it a comeback — one of the year’s best records. By all accounts, The Strokes are plagued by inner turmoil, but this strife seems to have brought a melodic vibrancy and cohesion lacking in even their lauded debut “Is This It?” Julian Casablancas still sounds cooly detached vocally and introspectively self-aware lyrically, but the band is full of new tricks: swaths of New Wave synth, vocal harmonies and nuanced, clean production. They have the songs. They have the style. And with “Angles,” they have the finest album of their career.

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The LCC Faculty Jazz Quartet plays a wide range of riveting jazz music, from hard-bop to Latin jazz to standards. The Quartet — which includes faculty members Mike Daniels (drums), Ed Fedewa (bass), Jonathon Gewirtz (saxophone) and Dennis Therrian (piano) — brings its show to the MICA Gallery in Old Town on Sunday. The performance features compositions highlighting their four years of performing together. • The LCC Faculty Jazz Quartet • 4 p.m. Sunday, March 27 • MICA Gallery, 1210 N. Turner St., Lansing • Free • Contact: LCC Performing Arts Production Office at 483-1488

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It must have been a while since we last visited Beggar’s, because neither of us knew the restaurant knocked down the wall separating the main bar area and the dining area. It’s a good change, making the restaurant seem larger and more open than it is. A late Sunday morning visit brought out mostly older couples and families. The college students and the

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The breakfast menu has 10 items, but the variety in choices — the most expensive dish is $8.99 — didn’t make it feel limited. Aside from breakfast, Beggar’s offers appetizers (the baked brie is my go-to choice), sandwiches, salads and entrees. The chili also is award-winning, which can run ﬁery. Agnes ordered the Cali

Benedict — two eggs poached to medium, served on an English mufﬁn with tomato, spinach, avocado, then topped with hollandaise ($7.99). The perfectly poached eggs bursting over each mufﬁn were as mouth-watering as they looked. The ingredients were fresh and the egg/hollandaise mixture was light. I had the pesto omelet — roasted red pepper, spinach, tomato and Feta, topped with pesto sauce, served with

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LEO (JULY 23 - AUG. 22)

(MARCH 21 APRIL 19) This is your

Venus has been making it difficult for you to figure out what you really want in your love life. Part of you wants to be settled down, but another part of you wants to party ‘til you drop.

personal new year. Focus on building a better career, more secure finances, and a happier and more harmonious personal life.

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(APRIL 20 - MAY 20) You’ll have a

VIRGO

(AUG. 23 SEPT. 22) You’re having

chance to expand your social circle, thanks to Pluto. You might enjoy dancing at a new club, hanging out a cool gallery, or attending a concert by a local band.

intense discussions with people these days, and it feels good. The sun is reminding you that’s it’s healthy to clear the air and speak from the heart.

GEMINI

LIBRA

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(JUNE 22 - JULY 22) Sometimes it’s

(SEPT. 23 OCT. 23) Money matters

are bumming you out, but don’t worry. The moon will bring you some inspiration about how to balance your budget and expand in new financial directions.

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healthy when something comes to an end. You might be letting go of a friendship that has become draining.

(OCT. 24 NOV. 21) Flirty Venus has

a few surprises in store for you. You might end up stuck somewhere waiting

in line or waiting for a bus or train, and you could end up chatting with someone sexy and cute.

SAGITTARIUS

(NOV. 22 - DEC. 21) There could be some explosions in your love life this week. Just when you thought you were getting back together with someone, an argument breaks out.

CAPRICORN

(DEC. 22 - JAN. 19) Don’t let other people know your personal business if it doesn’t concern them. You could be surrounded by gossips or negative types who like to pass judgment.

AQUARIUS

(JAN. 20 - FEB. 18) Your inventive side is taking over. You’ll make an unusual or daring suggestion to your honey, proposing a sensual adventure.

PISCES

(FEB. 19 MARCH 20) With Venus

preparing to enter your sign, get ready to experience flirtatious fun.

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Curriculum Designer Foundation Skills Specialist - Jackson Community College is seeking an individual for this Title III grant funded position. The position is responsible for leading and coordinating curricular revisions for Foundation Studies courses for Title III Strengthening Institutions Program in accordance with all applicable federal, state, and institutional rules and regulations. Go to: https://jobs.jccmi.edu for full posting details, requirements and to apply. For accommodations with online application process, contact Human Resources at 517-796-8468. EOE.

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ELECTRICAL CONTROLS ENGINEER/TECH Litehouse is seeking a controls tech to engineer, de- Immediate Openings sign and implement com$14.25 base/appt. munications, PLC and maGreat Pay, customer chine controls for a wide sales/service, flexible variety of projects. Will work schedule, no exp nec analyze and resolve techCall 517-333-1700 nical problems and assist in solving issues. Works with capital projects from PART TIME/ SEASONAL concept to operation in in/Temporary Seed Technidividual and team environcians are involved in the ments. Gives input regardfollowing activities: ing equipment design reconditioning, cleaning, lating to electrical and seed sizing, and packaging controls. Creates, updates corn. Ability to lift 25 and installs control syspounds. Must pay tems for various manufacattention to detail. Expect turing equipment. Does to work 20-40 hours/week maintenance line calls and from mid-March thru troubleshooting as needmid-May. Must pass drug ed. Exp with Allen Bradtest. Apply in person at ley PLC’s and HMI’s reMonsanto, 1440 Okemos quired. Requires network Road, Mason, MI or call configuration and control 517-676-2479. panel design skills. Ability to create, read and troubleshoot electrical schematics. Fabrication skills. Working knowledge of NEC. Litehouse is an employee owned company with competitive pay and benefits. 5+ yrs exp required. BS degree in Elec- PRODUCT MANAGER trical Engineering preferred. To apply, submit reOpportunity exists for an sume with salary requireexperienced Product Manments to: HR Manager, ager. Responsibilities inLitehouse Inc, PO Box 287, clude analysis and recomLowell, MI 49331. mendation of rates, rules, forms and guidelines for FAURECIA IS HIRING! existing and new products, Faurecia, an International as well as the preparation automotive supplier is hirof state filings for these ing in the Lansing area for products. Position rethe following positions: quires a Bachelor’s degree in business, mathematics * Manufacturing/Process or insurance and at least Engineer with previous authree years insurance extomotive experience. Preperience with rating and ferred experience in eleccoverage forms exposure. trical engineering and with Desired candidate will sonic welding. have strong aptitude for mathematics. * Manufacturing Engineer with previous program Hastings Mutual Insurance launch experience in an Company, an established autmotive manufgacturing "A+" rated property/ site. casualty insurer head* Engineering Intern quartered in Hastings, MI * Logistics Intern offers high visibility, chal(2 positions) lenging work and professional growth opportuniTo apply: Please visit ties. www.faurecia.com or fax your resume to Human ReSend resumes to Human sources at 586.541.3242. Resources, Hastings Mutual Insurance Company, 404 E. Woodlawn Ave., Hastings, MI 49058 or fax to 877-520-0425.

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HASLETT LAKEFRONT ON Lake Lansing with dock, gazebo, beautiful view, luxury condo apt., lg updated upper 2 BR., W/D, fireplace, deck, new maple kitchen, black stainless appli., carpet, granite, $940. Also, smaller lower 2 BR., w/patio, $660. Includes snow, trash, lawn. No big dogs. 517-853-6307.

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