Joseph And The World Of Jaffas By Helgi Albert Joseph Mcflannigan was a young boy who dreamed of being an adventurer. He spent most of his time in front of his television eating jaffa cakes. Although his life was about to take a turn. Joseph sat in his favourite cozy chair watching T.V. and playing video games eating a Jaffa. When he had finished with that one, he took another and was about to put it to his mouth when it fell to the floor and started rolling away from him. It rolled out from his house and all the way into the woods. Joseph didn‘t want to lose his jaffa and so hen ran outside and after it. When he came into the woods he noticed that the jaffa had rolled into a hole. He went ahead and jumped into the hole hoping for the best. He rolled down a deep hole, suprisingly deep. When he came through the hole he noticed he was inside a tunnel. The tunnel led to a door. When Joseph opened the door he faced a dark world, there were big winered trees everywhere and factories that had steam coming out of them. The boy was suprised and scared, he decided to pick up the jaffa and get out of this strange place. But when he picked up the jaffa he noticed that some kind of slimy purple things were moving towards him. He stood still for he was he was too afraid to move. When they came closer Joseph noticed their appearence. They were purple slimy balls, that had giant black frightening eyes, they had a large mouth with sharp teeth and nostrils, but no nose. They also had hands but no feet so they just wagged along. When the slimes stepped infront of him, he thought he would be eaten but when the slimes started talking, he was shocked. They introduced themselves and said that their people called themselves Slimelies and that they were the inventors of jaffa cakes. They said that this was the village that they lived in and that they lived in the trees. Joseph was surprised but still introduced himself. The Slimelies said that they knew who he was and the reason he was here was because they needed his assistance. According to the Slimelies the trees that now were winered were once green and that there had also been flowers and grass. But the reason why there was none of that anymore was because the most evill creature in the world had taken over the village. It was a magician goat named Aguzlav. Aguzlav had heard about the secret village and that the inventors of jaffa cakes lived there, and so he decided to take over it. He put a spell on the village so that all vegetation was destroyed except for the trees wich he turned winered. Instead of making the Slimelies make jaffas by hands like they had always done, Aguzlav put up giant factories. He made the Slimelies clean the factories and made sure that the factories worked properly. Because of the steam from the factories there was a heavy smog in the air. The Slimelies knew that they had to get rid of Aguzlav and so they made the Magic Jaffa. The Magic Jaffa had been made to go after a boy that was willing to do anything for the sake of jaffa cakes. The Slimelies asked Joseph if he was willing to save them for the sake of the future of jaffas.
It didn‘t take a long time for Joseph to answer that and he asked right away how he could help. The Slimelies knew that Aguzlav might be watching them on the open field and so they decided to get into one of the trees. The trees were big and Joseph got in with the Slimelies. It was very beautiful inside the tree and Joseph sat down at a big round table. The Slimelies wanted things to go back to the way they used to be when they made jaffas in by hands but for that to happen they couldn‘t hang around and play games, so they decided to make a plan on how to get rid of Aguzlav. The thing that made Aguzlav a magic goat was his gigantic horns. The Slimelies plan was to make Joseph cut of Aguzlavs horns when Aguzlav was sleeping. And so Joseph went inside the barn and cut one horn of Aguzlav. But with that Aguzlav woke up and pulled out a red lightsaber from his wool, Joseph reached into his pocket and pulled out a blue lightsaber. They fought until Aguzlav cut of Josephs hand and Aguzlav said he was Josephs father. Joseph didn‘t believe him and cut Aguzlavs other horn of. Aguzlav then melted and became a gigantic jaffa. Joseph became a legend in the world of slimelies and they raised a gigantic satue of him. When Joseph came back home he sat down in his favourite chair and was about to turn on the television, but then it hit him. He was now an adventurer, he stood up threw the gigantic jaffa away and ran outside slamming the door. A new adenture was about to begin..