words: Georgianna Scurfield
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It’s a difficult time to be a statue at the moment. Our very existence is being questioned, reassessed and evaluated. I do feel quite lucky to be standing here in the middle of England brandishing my arrow without having been targeted by angry mobs like old bronzey Colston: he really drew the short straw, being shaped like a slave owner of all things. I feel privileged that I embody someone who lived before pens and paper were widely used – Mr. Hood’s actions were passed on through word of mouth and only very much later written down on paper, so by then people most likely forgot all the bad stuff he did. I’ve been here since 1952 and it’s interesting to hear how Rob’s actions translate throughout the generations; he fought the rich to give to the poor. I guess it’s sad that the issues people were having back in the 1300s haven’t changed after 700 years, but that’s kinda good for me. I’m confident that I won’t become outdated, I’ll continue to stand here in all my glory representing the legend of Robin Hood and the never-ending problem with humanity that is the class divide.
Pick Six
This month, we dive straight into the heart of the kitten’s lair, and task the one and only Kitty Tray with choosing a few of her favourite things...
Book The Garden Bird Handbook The book I’m currently reading is The Garden Bird Handbook: How to Attract, Identify and Watch the Birds in Your Garden. I get great pleasure watching nature, there's nothing more joyful than seeing a couple of blue tits jumping around the garden.
Meal Hawaiian Pizza As a public figure, I have to maintain my svelte appearance, but my fans will be shocked to learn that I love my treats. If allowed, I would eat pizza every day. I know it’s controversial, but my fave is ham and pineapple.
Film Howard the Duck My favourite film is Howard the Duck. Some list it as the worst film of all time, but what isn’t there to love? It has a little man dressed up as a duckling wandering around Cleveland smoking cigarettes. To be honest, it should have won an Oscar.
Notts Spot Nottingham Castle Can I say Edinburgh? I jest. My absolute favourite local spot is Nottingham Castle. I would often visit the grounds to eat my lunch and take in the fantastic views of the city. I used to date Robin Hood, didn’t you know?
Song Baby Shark Dance I love a song that has catchy lyrics that reflect a strong social message. A song that will stand the test of time. Something that you will look back and say ‘that made a difference’. That song is the one and only Baby Shark Dance.
Holiday Destination Skegness My ideal holiday destination would be Skegness. It has everything: beaches, restaurants, shops, amusement arcades, night clubs, STDs. What else would you need from a holiday? kittytray.com
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