a shitty zine for a shitty MUSIC festival Vol. 3
IN THIS SHITT
Y ZINE
W o r d s : Jo h n s o n (0 -1 ) Ja c k E va n -1 7 )
Founder Jack Evan Johnson -e Dir ector Executiv or telina Stefanova - Direct
Tsve e g a s (1 6 Sponsorship Manager G ir l s R o c k Va n (2 1, 2 2 ) Ja m e s N o r m ia m s o n (2 4 -2 5 , 2 7 ) Angie Randazzo - Dive Bar Owner Head Of Security L a u r e n W il l l e t (2 8 -2 9 ) is a H E D a n ie l Owner 0) Nate Bruce - Dive Bar B rya n T o d d (3 (3 1) Of The Beard n ma air Ch B r ia n G ib s o n k (3 5 -3 7 ) Artistic Dictator K r is K r a in o ch ay (4 2 ) James Howard Adams r a Wa r r e n H
Im a g e s : r e ir a (1 ) T if fa n y P e
s (1 8 ) D il l o n S h in e m o r e (1 9 ) it M ik ay l a W h 0 , 4 1) E r in C a s e (2 d d y (2 1) Y o u r H o ly B ue P o t t e r E va n s (2 2 ) B e t h a n y Ja n c ia (2 3 ) M a r ie Va l e n va l h o (2 5 ) M a l l o ry C a r 6) Rya n M il l s (2a (2 7 ) A p r il T e ix e ir8 -2 9 ) T G M il l e r (2 0 ) M a ry S a b o (3i (3 1) Jo r g e C at o n (3 2 ) JW C a l d w e l l (3 3 ) R o n R ie r s o n t e fa n o va (3 4) T s v e t e l in a S (3 5 , 3 6 ) K a r in M il l e r 7 ) D av id D av is (3(3 8 ) Ang Kerfoot L O S AVA (3 9 ) e l l e (4 0 ) A l l is o n M ic h3 ) A l e x is L e e (4
ZINE ART & LAYOUT @ FEDERALIBOB
SHITTY SCHE
DULE
k Loud As Fol 4 :0 0 p m FA R A N G S 4 :2 0 p m TERS T h e A C ID S IS S 5 :0 0 p m P O IS O N B OY Y 5 :4 5 p m E MAGIC FAMIL H T & R E D A R 6 :3 0 p m TED A RY SAME SEX M 7:1 5 p m S N A IL M AT E 8 :0 0 p m HNSON JA C K E VA N JO 8 :4 5 p m S H IT D O G M A S 9 :3 0 p m T H E F lY T R A P T 1 0 :1 5 p m T IG H T F R IG H ER 1 1 :1 5 p m DANGERBON
1 2 :0 0 a m E FREAK OUT D THE SATELLIT AN EE FR . r M 1 2 :4 5 a m K U R U M P AW 1 :3 0 a m
GE OUT HOUSE STA k l o F s A d u o L cGuire Spike M field Max Trouble ris Charles Nor Disease The Midnight Greg Gilmore REY CHRISTINE CO Bryan Jones Alex Higgins Kat Kalling n Paige Overto iele Brock Frabb K. Kilfeather Labrador MariposA
1
Loud As Folk
farangs
E OLLECTIV ILIATED C W WHO F F A LY E LOOS ER KNO , WE’RE A YOU NEV N SHITTY NAME Y N A BAND TY COUNTRIES. T A W H IT T H R E U S R HIT MO UN O O OUR SE: WE’RE SHITTY STATES AND S SHOWS. WE ALSO R U A C E B SHIT ING MULTIPLE SHITTY D LABEL. N D IS THE E OF OUR OUR BAN SONGWRITERS SPANE APPEARANCE AT ONR OWN SHITTY RECOR H OW Y OF JULY S OF SHITT AKING A SURPRIS TLY LAUNCHED OU AY A 4TH QUICK L P O T R M BA EN ING MIGHT BE STUDIO AND REC G UP IN A S D OF TAK G RE SETTIN IS KAKIS. INSTEA DIARRHETIC DRIP E IN D W R E O W C : E H ) R H P Y IT A H W R F C E O W U O N P U D D L ES R (AND CEEDED T D THE VE T GIG EVNEWALKED IN AND PROED AIMLESSLY AROUEND IN ONE OF THE FOW. NL O SHIT. S IE T IT H OUR S OLDER GENTLEME BLEM, HE WANDER DRUMMER STEPP EFFY SHIT SHOES” WHEN AN DDRESS THE PRO SOME POINT THE THE NICKNAME “J H OA . AT ACTION T UT HIS PANT LEG HE NEXT YEAR WIT O T T G N IN E P P PLOP AND S H OW D E R GROW. B ROW N C S THINGS E K A M IT J. U S E : SH IG AS A D HIT BECA . S GET IT A G IS N A E R E D O ES C IF L OU Y ALITY SU T U U Q B E , IN D G ARDIN A TUR GUE REG ’T POLISH N AL DIALO N A INK IO C T A U N O Y SHITTY P K , BUT OUR IN WAS THIS T T S O G ’T I L N L A DO SHIT, AND W’S SHIT O LIFE IS OUR CRE “I WENT T OLK : LOUD AS F
H
N OUR ELP DESIG
EYE MED
NEW T-SH
IRT:
ICATION.”
Y BA N D OUR SHITT
NAME: FARA
NGS AYS M
AUSE: WE ALW
B RU S H AKE SURE TO
AND FLOSS
BEFORE BE
D.
E OWD HAS TH NS THE CR A E M IG G T G OUR FIRS OUR B Y): THIS BEUINR SHITTIEST. H W D N A ( ER T BE O MIGHT JUS IEST GIG EV OUR SHITOTPPORTUNITY TO SEE WHAT EXCLUSIVE ECAY. YTH D TOOTH D E N E WS ! M GIVITIS AN IN G : E S U ERING! FAK A W C S E N A B T O IT D. (N LIFE IS SH N ____ A TUR
SHIT BEC AND IS THE
YO
O U CA URD, BUTLIYSH A TURD!) T A H IS L O O U CAN’T P ACTUALLY P
BUSTERS P
M
ROVED YOU
CA N
HIT DON’T Y BAND’S S
H E L P D ES SAMPLE.”
STINK, BU
W T-SHIR IGN OUR NE
OF SCENTE T OUR LINE
LI T: “I WENT TO
FE IS S
D CANDLES
S U R E D O ES
.
THIS SHIT I GOT WAS HIT, AND ALL
TY FECAL
3
AND NAME OUR SHITTY B TH OUR BAND IS
: THE ACID SISTER
E SHIT BECAU
SE: WE OPE
S
BLACK SA NED UP FOR A
BBATH TRIBU
SHOW AT TH AYNA’S BDAY
(AND WHY):OELLEN. R E V E IG G T S R ST T ALL HER GEA OUR SHITTIE YEARS BACK
BECAUSE SHE
EC LIFE IS SHIT B YOU CAN’T PO MY BAND’S S
AYING LIS.
YOU CAN PU A TURD, BUT
INK, BUT OUR HIT DON’T ST
HIRT: “I OUR NEW T-S N IG S E D P L E H LED TURD.” LIPSTICK BEDA
D NAME: POISO
HE SHIT BEC UR BAND IS T
OUR SHITT LIFE IS
5:30 SLOT SU
A TURD.
RE DOES.
SHIT, AND ENT TO LIFE IS
AUSE: WE FUCK
E: IT SURE AIN SHIT BECAUS
L YOU CAN’T PO
ALL I GOT WAS
THIS SHITTY
IS
IN RULE.
LIFE IS SHIT FE
’T NO WALK IN
STINK, BUT ’S SHIT DON’T
EW T-SHIRT: “I
ST ‘18.
DA PAAK.
T YOU CAN SL H A TURD, BU
OUR N HELP DESIGN
4
W
T LIPSTICK ON
N BOYS
(AND WHY): IEST GIG EVER
M Y BA N D
A COUPLE
ZZ
AN OUR SHITTY B O
E BUNKHOUSE
.
GO
AUSE: WE’RE PL
LISH
TE BAND ONCE
IP ON A HOT O
OUR DICKS SU WENT TO
NE.
RE DO.
AND ALL I GO LIFE IS SHIT,
T WAS THIS SH
ITTY IDIOT.”
the acid sisters
poison boys
ted rader & the magic family
same sex mary
TTY B OUR SHI O U R BA N
AND NAM
E:
SHIT B D IS THE
A VAPE.
T T I ES OUR SHI
T GIG EV
HIT BEC LIFE IS S YOU
RADE INDIANA
E C AU S E
E
:
HE TEM R AND T
ALLER NORM IS
HY): I D R (AND W
AUSE: YO
U’LL NEV
AY LIF WAYS PL L A ’T N A C
U
HIT DON
SIGN HELP DE INTERVIE
T Y BA N
’T
ATS, JO L OV ES C
S E J U ST
BOUGHT
OW.
E IS BEA
UTIFUL.
O SERIO EING A T
U T OUR ST I N K , B
OUR NEW
AGIC
ATS, TED
GET INT . URD YO U C A N
ER US
D’S S M Y BA N
GIC TO C
ON’T KN
D, BUT H A T U R U ST E N D U P J U ST B IS L O P CAN’T E AND J
THAT YO
PLE OF M
KING CR
: “I WENT T T-SHIRT
US COLL
IMSON R
O LIFE IS
E
FOR AN G E D E BT
O L L E CT ECORD C
SHIT, A
A RT D E G
ION SUR
REE
E D O ES .
THIS S GOT WAS ND ALL I
HITTY
W.”
SA M E S E D NAME:
X SHITTY
N H Y D RO
CLEAN -COLONIC
S ES T O G
E T H E R.
TELY COMPLE RE. . JAMES T HE R O W S Y E R R EVE SKI HIT GIG AT A SHITTING S A D E N D E A H Y T G A L D IS AS PUKIN E ONCE P O U R BA N WHY): W D POISONING AND W D N A ( R EVE MIKE HAD FOO D BE AT COUL TIEST GIG ET. LE OF WH D ID M OUR SHITVOICE BEFORE THE SUGH. E TH ILLING IN LOST HIS Y WAS NICE THO IE ROLL F S T O R O E T N ING THE SCE ILL PUTT EY’RE ST H T : E S U A TURD. HIT BECALOW POP. ST E P O N S D IS N A E E IF O L H EB LISH A S CTLY FIN A PERFE U CA N P O O Y T U B ES . TURD, SURE DO POLISH A BA N T E R ’T E N G TY LIFE IS A A T C S OUR YOU THIS SHIT T S U A B W , T K O LIG ’T STIN , AND AL SHIT DON E IS SHIT ’S IF D L N O A T B T MY T: “I WEN
OUR SHIT
H
: WE DO B E C AU S E
-S R NEW T U O N IG S ELP DE ND.”
BEAUTIF
UL WRIS
G RO U P O
HIR
T BA
7
NAME: SNAILM
BA N D OUR SHITTY OU
ATE
KEEP GETTI BECAUSE:HW. E IT H S E H T R BAND IS EP SO MUC
N
BY ALIENS G ABDUCTED
, AND I’M PR
ETTY SURE
ED OMERS CALL LO. THE CUST IL R A M A IN ZOMBIEZ (AND WHY):MAKE US STOP PLAYING. R E V E IG G T E S H OUR SHITTIEHOUSE AND DEMANDED THAT . IS H AT ER OP TOURING N OW ’T LET US ST N O W S D R LIEN OVERLO CAUSE: THE A E B IT H S IS LIFE H A TURD. U CAN PUBLIS
EY IT’S CAUSE TH
LIKE OUR NEW
OLISH YOU CAN’T P MY BAND’S S
A TURD, BUT
HIT DON
YO
T OUR SEXY B ’T STINK, BU
HIR OUR NEW T-S N IG S E D P L HE ODLUST.” INSATIABLE
OU
BA R SHITTY
T: “I
ODIES SURE
THE
DO.
ALL I G IS SHIT, AND WENT TO LIFE
OT WAS THIS
SHITTY
BLO
: JACK EVA ND NAME
N JOHNSO
N , AND W TÖ R H E A D
E PLAY RO
CK ‘N’ RO
LL.
ULSA. IT AYED IN T L P Y IT C FORE WE DUDE T LD BAND HE FACE RIGHT BE SELF IS O Y D M N E A OUR B ): THE TIM SVET IN T ’S WHAT “ AND WHYES ACCIDENTALLY HIT WT ANT TO PAY US. THAT ( R E V E M ’T E, AND JA TIEST GIG BAR DIDN OUR SHITING, NOBODY WAS THEGROOD SHOW. THEN THEINE DRAGONS. WAS RAIN GE. IT WAS NOT A ED BY. ALSO, IMAG STA PIR WENT ON WAS, IN PART, INS D. ” N A F RO M G O MADE M MISSION A N O E ’R . S E : WE E A TURD IT BECAU H SAU SAG H S IS L O IS P E N LIF CA
YOU CA
E C AU S E HE SHIT B
H A TUR N’T POLIS
M Y BA N D
’S SH
H E L P D ES
8
D, BUT YO
IT DON’T S
IGN OUR
: WE’RE MO
NEW
U
AL SURE D
IV O U R F ES T TINK, BUT I W E N T TO T-SHIRT: “
LIFE IS SH
O ES .
IT, A
OT WAS ND ALL I G
THIS SHIT
TY BODY.”
snailmate
jack evan johnson
shit dogma
the flytraps
O
BA N D N UR SHITTY
O U R BA N D
IS T
AME: SHIT D
E C AU HE SHIT B EV
TIEST GIG OUR SHITIT! SO, EAT SH
IT BECA LIFE IS SILHE NOW.
MA D VAIN HU USE VILE AN
OLISH A U CAN’T P
MY BAND’S
SHIT
TURD, BUT
OUR
YOU
K, BUT DON’T STIN
EW IGN OUR N HELP DES EED.” O F L E GA L
T TS A SE: 1200 WA
H Y ) : WE ER (AND W
FOR A WH
YO
OGMA
T-
ND 12 SPE
A K E RS .
Y SHIT GIG DON’T PLA
AS B N TRASH H
E CATHA S B E C AU S
ING OUT E E N B L OW
LY PUT GOOG CAN MAYBE
OUR REJE
ENT T SHIRT: “I W
C
O LIFE IS S
HIT, AND A
L
A N OV E R F
E Y ES O N A
NNOYING TION OF A
RSIS IS FO
R US;
LOWING B
IN
TURD.
BULLSHIT
SURE DOE
S THIS SH L I GOT WA
S.
ITTY PRIC
E D BAG
W
ND NAM SHITTY BA
E: THE FLYTR
APS T E G OT T H A
E N E RG Y BIG DICK
WITHOUT
DICKS.
D ND PASSE OUR FRIE D N A D N TH. AKLA IS THE AYED IN O TO KRISTIN’S MOU EN WE PL IN H O U R BA N D D W E : ) IT Y M CTILE VO AND WH IG EVERO(RE OUR SET. THEN PROJE G T S IE T OUR SHITED IN THE STREET BEF . OUT WAST THE BEST. S A CATCH HOPE FOR E’S ALWAY D R N E A H L T O : O E CH B E C AU S B E AU T Y S N SEND IT TO IFE IS SHIT
USE: WE’V SHIT BECA
L
YOU CAN
A TURD ’T POLISH
M Y BA N D
’S SH
H E L P D ES
, BUT YOU
TINK IT DON’T S
IGN OU
CA
ERFU , B U T OUR P
N T TO HIRT: “I WE S T W E N R
ME SURE
LIFE IS SH
D O ES .
IT, AND A
H AS THIS S L L I G OT W
.” ITTY BLOW
11
Y BA N D N OUR SHITT O U R BA
AME: TIGHT FR
HIT BECAU ND IS THE S
IGHT
SE: WE LIKE TO
VER (AND TIEST GIG E
OUR SHITMETHHEADS DON’T MIX. TOOTHLESS
THIN
WHY): ALBU
: LIFE IS SH IT BECAUSE
IT ‘CAUSE N
ORE OF ELVES AS M K O F O U RS
Q U E RQ
OTHING
HIPSTERS UE, ‘CAUSE
TTERS, PIZ YOU DO MA
A FERTILIZE
, METAL SC
Z A M A K ES
R.
ENE KIDS, A
ND
D YOU FAT, AN
R SIDE PASSENGE UNDER THE R THAT DAY HE IT E V A LE E A TURD WS LATE G O D D O ES N U CAN FRETOEZSCHOOL, SO WHEN IT THA O Y T U B D UR YOU POLISH A T N HE TAKES YOU CANU’TR STEPDAD JOE’S CAR WHGEOING ON. FUCK YOU, JOE. ’S SEAT OF YO AT THE HELL ES . RE OUT WH N SURE DO CAN’T FIGU UR TOUR VA O T TY U B , A S A S H IT ON’T STINK D LL I GOT W IT A H D S N A ’S IT D SH M Y BA N O L IF E IS T: “I W E N T T
LIFE IS SH’T EXIST.
OUR NEW T N IG S E D P L HE TA IN T.” RASH ON
MY
Y BA N D N OUR SHITT O
A M E : DA N G E
THE SHIT UR BAND IS
OUR SHIT A YEAR.
SHIR
RBONER
B E CAU S E :
VER (AND TIEST GIG E
LIFE IS SH
E: WE PLAY IT BECAUS
YOU CAN’T
POLISH
WE
IN ALLOWING ’VE BEEN W
WHY): IS EA ONCE A YE
EARS.
E ONLY OW THAT W PINPOINT N
AN IMPEACH
BUT OUR AT N’T STINK,
A TURD.
TITUDE SU
R E D O ES .
D ALL I G IS SHIT, AN E F LI TO T T: “I WEN NEW T-SHIMIRE MORE PRODUCTIVELY.” R U O N IG HELP DESAT I SHOULD SPEND MY T FEELING TH
12
PLAY ONCE
AR.
T YO U C A TURD, BU
SHIT DO MY BAND’S
SIER TO
IT FOR 12 Y
OT WAS TH
IS SHITTY
tight fright
dangerboner
mr. free and the satellite freakout!
Kurumpaw
HE SATE EE AND T
LLITE FRE
AKOUT!
E AND WE
’RE STILL
MOR : MR AND ANY ND NAME A EVEN A B E. B T O Y N T T E D IT E ’R S OB : WE E S AT SHE U U OUR SH H A W C ’T OF E IN HIPPIES E SHITOBLD GRAY MARE JUST A H T UST FUND WANNA TAKE R IS T E D H N T , D S THAT LY WHEN OUR BOAPLAY BUT BE WARNE Y): PROPBAAINB TED BUS WERE HIPPIE H W D ASKED T N A EVER (UP OF YOUNGINS IN A IEST GIG T IT H RS L O N G A N Y G RO S T A R MY OU HT TH ERAL YEA . FR
V IS UG T OF A SE RING. Y CA T H O THAT THIS MING OU W GATHE BERKELE HE FACT O O C B (T T . IN S N A JU IO R T THE IS QUES WHAT I’M T H E M TO : YOU KNAODWVISES ME TO IGNORE TH E S U A C IS E APIST HIT B U R BA N D THERE, O P LIFE ISIOSN SPIRAL AND MY TRH.)ER U D L O TURD. H E D E P R ES S A L A N SW AN _______ A C U IS THE RE , O R E Y W T S AN D, BU AY ODY SPR ISH A TDUEERD POLISH A TURD. L O OF AXE B P N A C ’T ’S N K HEN NIC YOU CAROOF THAT YOU CAN IN T OUR VAN, W U B , K LIVING P TY IN THIS SHIT DON’T .ST IT GOT WAS H I T L S X L E A N ’S D E FOR TH SHIT, AN MY BANS IND HIS BAG, SURE DOES NEED E I M OV E O LIFE IS LY T IM L T T A N E Y E R R I E W V T: “I NDER MY BED. E E THINGS AND DO T BUT I IR EXPLODE H S T NEW F 2 SHOE BOXES U HANG ON TO THES LSO GOT THIS SHIR WILL IGN OUR EO IA OI .I HELP DTEI’MS GOING TO PUT INBOONX AND WONDER WHHYRDOW AWAY? I SUPPOOSPEERTY AND OWNERSHIP T A R H P IS O T T H F T E O ZIN OK IN RDER EALTHY RS I’LL LO HANG ON? IS IT H AS A DIFFERENT O FEW YEA O IT T T-SHIRT.” Y Y T IF H E T E LT N A E W HE SO I’LL ID ESTION, SWEET S TO? IS IT IT R O F PAID UT QU PROBABLY FOREVER WITHO OU Y H IS R E CH
OUR SHITTY B
AND NAME: KU
RUMPAW
TOOLS TO THE GREATEST OF E ON IS IC SO THAT THE E: WE BELIEVE TMAUSPOSITIVE MESSAGE THROUGH IT S U A C E B IT H ND OU THE S OUR BAND EISAND CONNECT AND WE LIKE TO SE AT <3 IC COMMUN ORE LOVE YTHING IS FILLED WITH M D SHOWS EVER BA AD H WORLD CAN BE E AV H THOUGH WE ND WHY): EVGENFAM! (A R E V E IG G T N OUR SHITTIEPES RIENCE, EVERY GIG IS A BLESSI EX E TH OF PART K :( CAN MOONWAL OT EVERYONE N : E S U A C E IT AT AN ART LIFE IS SHIT B D SHOWCASE AN RD TU OF TAKE PICTURES
LISH A YOU CAN’T PO GALLERY.
MY BAND’S
U CA N
INK, BUT OUR SHIT DON’T ST
O HELP DESIGN T-SHIRT.”
TURD, BUT YO
UR NEW T-SH
IRT: “I W
NECK SURE DO
ES!
SHIT, AND AL ENT TO LIFE IS
L I GOT WAS TH
IS SHITTY LAM
E
15
! K C O R S L R I G ? S K C O R O WH H YEAR GIRLS ROCK VEGAS IN OUR TENT
TH IS PROUD TO PARTNER WI , ER GIRLS AND WOMEN W PO EM TO S EK SE S GA VE CK GIRLS RO
LIFE IS SHIT! AND PERFORMANCE. THOUGH MUSIC CREATION
D LEARN TO PLAY ELECTRIC INSTRUMENT FOR S, MOST PICKING UP THEIR UM DR D AN S RD OA YB KE , GUITAR, BASS THE COURSE OF A EIR OWN BANDS, AND OVER TH RM FO S ER MP CA E. THE FIRST TIM OWCASE CONCERT AT S THAT THEY PLAY AT A SH NG SO L NA IGI OR E OS MP WEEK, CO ON POSITIVE BODY RTICIPATE IN WORKSHOPS PA SO AL S ND BA . MP CA OF THE END OMOTION. LOCAL T GRRRL, AND DIY BAND PR RIO , DIA ME E TH IN N ME WO IME IMAGE, NDY WARPOP PLAY LUNCHT CA D AN S KIN JEN CO CO E ARTISTS AND BANDS LIK WHO MAY ROLE MODELS FOR GIRLS IVE SIT PO AS E RV SE D AN CONCERTS, MENTOR AT GIRLS . SURVEY DATA TAKEN IAN SIC MU LE MA FE L CA LO HAVE NEVER MET A E EXPERIENCE ELEVATES
R PROGRAMS AN GIRLS AGES 9-17 COME TO OU
SHOW THAT TH SES ROCK VEGASâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PROGRAMS BODY IMAGE, AND INCREA E TIV SI PO PS LO VE DE , M SELF-ESTEE
ACADEMIC AND CREATIVE
CONFIDENCE.
CEIVE FR DONATIONS LIKE THOSE WE RE
LOWED US OM LIFE IS SHIT HAVE AL
AFFORD TO ATTEND. O COULD NOT OTHERWISE WH MP CA D EN ATT TO LS MENT CABLE TO ACCEPT MANY GIR SURE A GIRL HAS AN INSTRU EN LP HE N CA U YO S, AR LL RE SHE HAS A FOR TWENTY DO DOLLARS, YOU CAN HELP ENSU TY FIF R FO . S ICK ST UM DR OR A PAIR OF L MUSICIAN. TION FROM A PROFESSIONA UC TR INS T EN UM TR INS GUITAR. MORNING OF RE SHE HAS AN ELECTRIC SU EN LP HE N CA U YO , S LLAR FOR ONE HUNDRED DO
FEDERAL OFIT CORPORATION AND A GAS ARE NS MADE TO GIRLS ROCK VE TIO NA DO . ITY AR CH IC BL PU 501(C)(3) E CODE. OF THE INTERNAL REVENU 170 N IO CT SE R DE UN E IBL DEDUCT ORMATION.
VADA NON-PR GIRLS ROCK VEGAS IS A NE VISIT US AT WWW.GIRLSRO
CKVEGAS.ORG FOR MORE
INF
17
because we are the one keeping the power plant running. we arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t buying a product: we are buying a cheaply manufactured dream, a tinseled lie of happiness, an articulate mist that will dissolve on impact. -----------------------------------------they arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t buying our freedom either. just the rights for any further reproduction of what matters.
21
22
24
25
27
...again
it’s why we kick y’all fuckboys out ya know at 3am after you didn’t make us cum
instead of wiping tears we flick, spread war paint under our eyes that are for once, rested
i’ve won slams in vegas but like i fucked up at nats cuz i listened to my coach good dude but uhhh still. a. man.
let that dick goooo
(this is the talk about how amazing females are but y’all already fucking know at least i realllly hope you do and if they can’t see your magic)
i get it though. like. how could i not.
but i do wish girls weren’t such FUCKING ENIGMAS
and uhhh clearly don’t need no man
but, sugar, i got my own stuff on lock toys hands mouth cunt i love how I taste
28
29
30
31
35
36
37
38
39
42
LIKE TO LISTEN TO COVER SONGS?
THE FREE COVER MUSIC PODCAST ON ITUNES OR AT COVERVILLE.COM
LIKE TO RECORD COVER SONGS?
RECORDS AN EXCLUSIVE COVER SONG RECORD LABEL FOR TRANSFORMATIVE PERFORMANCES FIND US AT COVERVILLERECORDS.COM OR VISIT AMAZON.COM & ITUNES AND SEARCH FOR “COVERVILLE RECORDS” EMAIL US AT COVERVILLERECORDS@GMAIL.COM