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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

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THE DARKEST CRIMES AND EVIL MINDS

CAUGHT O N C AMERA

PHIL S PECTOR S HOOTING

KATE KRAY INTERVIEW

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THE SHOWS EVERYONE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT

READY STEADY COOK RYLAN CLARK-NEAL REVIVES THE HIT AFTERNOON SHOW

NOUGHTS AND CROSSES DIVIDED BY THE COLOUR OF THEIR SKIN THE TROUBLE WITH MAGGIE COLE DAWN FRENCH STIRS UP TROUBLE AS THE LOCAL GOSSIP

LIAR THE QUESTION IS, ‘WHO KILLED ANDREW EARLHAM?’

HOW T O SPEND IT WELL ON HOLID AY PIP’S NEW SERIES IS CRAMMED WITH TOP TIPS THE TRIP HOLIDAY TIME FOR STEVE COOGAN AND ROB BRYDON

Soap

this w eek’s

top stories

Eenie, meenie, Marni e, m o. ..

HOLLYOAKS

WARREN’S ON THE WARPATH

Mercedes busies herself cleaning up The Dog after Liam’s cronies smash the place up. Warren is on the warpath, and despite Mercedes’ warnings that Liam could blow, he turns up at The Loft (which isn’t going to end well…) Meanwhile, Marnie flirts with Edward after his impressive performance at Salon De Thé. He lets her down gently when she comes on too strong, but she reassures him that she’s not after anything serious – so he decides to use her to make Diane jealous.

EASTENDERS

WHAT’S UP WITH WHIT?

Gray visits Whitne y in prison and she’s not doing w ell, so he lends her a s ympathetic ear and reassures her e verything’s going t o be OK. But he la ter lies t o T iffany about ho w she is –and then t ells Chant elle he’s going t o drop Whitne y’s case . Y ikes! Else where, Be x is adamant she’s going travelling, but someho w her pas sport has m ysteriously disappeared... No priz es for gues sing who hid it, though (Sonia, ob vs).

EMMERDALE

Released fr om the nick, Marlon’s gutt ed t o disc over April is being bullied ( she gets a t ext fr om someone a t school, calling

her dad a “mur derer”). He then learns it w as Charity and Ryan who s tole Kim’s mone y, and Charity w as sitting on some

evidenc e which c ould’ve got him out earlier. Ther e’s further woe when he finds out Kim might ’ve hir ed someone t o bump

off Graham ( so he t otes didn’t do it). Furious, he t ells Mandy t o pack her bags –and declar es he is done with the lot of them…

DONE WITH THE DINGLES

ALSO T HIS W EEK:

● Cara crosses Tracy (bad idea) and some home truths

are dished out. Cara reveals she’s lea ving the village and

wants her son t o go with her, but will Na te also be making

a sharp e xit?

● The c ops are ont o Cain/Moira

and W ill, regarding the gun used

to shoot Na te. T hey all act shifty

and get themselv es in trouble.

● Both Bob and Bear fancy

Wendy, but Bear ’s left holding the bab y ( sweet) so he wins in the affection s takes for no w… Who’s winning the cutest-baby award?

COR ONATION STREET

IT’S A SOAP W EDDING!

he day of Sarah and Adam’s nuptials arrive, and everything goes to plan. No, really, they do (unheard of in Soapland)! Sarah looks every bit the beautiful, blushing bride – T

and as Nick and David walk their sister down the aisle, Adam gazes at his missus adoringly,

and the pair are married. Just like that. No big bombshells at the altar or anything… The

perfect ceremony springs Maria and Gary into action, and they excitedly agree to set

a day for their own wedding. Their plans are scuppered by Adam, who, before heading

off on his own honeymoon, dupes Ali into confessing to his recent fling with Maria,

which a furious Gary gets wind of – and makes a phone call to Sharon (the dodgy debt

collector), calling in a “favour”. Gulp… There are further shenanigans when (drunk) Daniel

PROPOSES to Bethany (yes, you read that right), calling up to her and Sarah in the salon

flat like a modern-day Romeo. Obviously, this is a massive mistake – and there are

repercussions (Bethany realises she needs to leave Weatherfield…) There’s also stuff with

Yasmeen and Geoff. Alya thinks she’s onto him, and wants to know why her gran was

out he thought she was going to leave him… Romantic, or rat-arsed?

Wherefore art thou, Romeo...?

...not in Yas’s house, that’s for sure! Lucy plans to pursue other acting jobs

BETHANY’S FIN AL S CENES

Lucy Fallon, 24, who’s played Bethany Platt since 2015, bids farewell this week…

Where is Bethan y’s head a t?

She lo ves Daniel, but she

realises he isn’t o ver Sinead.

Wha t about his proposal?

She’s c onfused, as he’s drunk,

and she finds out the ring he’s

proposing with is Sinead’s.

Is it a fitting e xit for Bethan y?

I’d be so sad if she w as killed off! I’m glad she’s going due to a decision she made herself, with no bad blood. PHOTOS: GETTY CLOSERONLINE.CO.UK 81

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NEW SERIES READY S TEADY C OOK

KITCHEN DRAMAS ! MON-FRI 2 -6 MARCH , 4.30P M, B BC1 Green pepper and red tomato

alert! Yes, it ’s the return of the

hugely-popular afternoon c ooking

show –but with an ec o-friendly

makeo ver, so jute totes are

ev erywhere, with not a plas tic

bag in sight, plus a ne w hos t in Rylan Clark -Neal.

Each da y, tw o ama teur (and sometimes clueles s)

cooks are paired with a professional chef, and

compete to win a hamper. F or the firs t task, on a

budget of £7.50, each team has to c onjure up a

meal in 20 minutes. T hen it ’s time for a ten-minute

challenge where it ’s a race agains t the clock to

make something edible from random ingredients

chosen b y cards held up b y the audienc e. Y um!

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MCDONALD & DODDS

ENTERTAINING NEW CRIME DRAMA SUN 1 MARCH, 8PM, ITV Jason Watkins (always fab) is a “modernday Columbo” in this fun new crime drama –pla ying c op D S Dodds, who’s actually not the dithering fool he appears to be . James Murra y adds e ye candy s takes as his bos s.

100 KILO KIDS: OBESITY S OS

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A NATIONAL CRISIS WED 4 MARCH , 9 PM, C 4 Filmed a t a specialis t

clinic in Bris tol –ak a the

CLO SERONLINE.CO.UK 82 PHOTOS: PA, GETTY, SHUTTERSTOCK “last resort” for parents to some of the UK’s heavies t kids. W e meet five- year-old Liliana, who is “ constantly hungry” and ea ts toilet paper or ra w, frozen sausages, and 14-year-old Tommy, who weighs in at 23 stone.

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NEW SERIES

HOW T O LOOK GOOD NAKED

LOVE YOUR FLAWS WED 4 MARCH, 9PM, REALLY Gok Wan shows us what real bodies look like –helping folk to tackle those self-es teem issues.

NEW SERIES

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WAR OF THE WORLDS

FANTASTIC REMAKE

THU 5 MARCH , 9 PM, FOX Gabriel Byrne and Elizabeth McGovern star as

survivors of an alien attack in this new adaptation

of HG Wells’ War Of The Worlds , set in modern-day

Europe. “I believe we have detected evidence of

extra-terrestrial life” – words nobody wants to hear,

not when they’re followed by a load of meteors

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LIAR NEW SERIES

WHO KILLED ANDREW EARLHAM ?

MON 2 MAR, 9 PM, ITV Series one of the hit drama charted the s tory of teacher Laura Nielson ( Joanne Froggatt) who was sexually as saulted b y the father of one of her pupils –the charming Andrew Earlham (Ioan Gruffudd). As the series ended with Andrew lying dead on the K ent marshes, the question on e veryone’s lips w as, “Who killed him ?” Season tw o deals with the ans wer to tha t v ery ques tion...

JOANNE F ROGGATT:

‘People w ere c ompletely gripped b y it’

Joanne Froggatt, 39 and Katherine Kelly, 40, talk series two of Liar – here after a VERY long wait…

ow did y ou feel about the reaction to the firs t series? JOANNE: A lot of people came up to me in the street when it was shown. It was probably one of the biggest reactions to anything I’ve done, emotionally. People were just amazing. Everyone was talking about it. The general reaction was that people were completely gripped by it, which is the best reaction you can hope for. I was very pleased with that. You’ve described Laura as one of the most challenging characters you have ever played… JOANNE: Definitely – because of the subject matter of sexual assault and everything that surrounds it; the research, and H

looking into ho w few of these rape cases e ven go to c ourt. How are the themes of Liar further e xplored in this series? JOANNE: Lies are very much the theme of the show. We shift from the question of who was the ‘liar’ regarding the sexual assault, to who is lying about Andrew’s murder. The finger is pointed at many characters, including mine. We also have a fantastic new detective character called DI Renton [Katherine Kelly]. She is investigating the murder and is a great antagonist for Laura. We had some great scenes together. I love working with Katherine. Katherine, tell us about your character, DI Karen Renton… KATHERINE: Karen is a very powerful character with a

Jo pr omises series tw o is “ exciting” Katherine play s the new c op particular energy. When she is in the room, y ou kno w about it. It ’s a bold choic e when this is such a delicate case. She is very frank, with a certain sense of humour she’s developed out of necessity, as she deals with the worst side of human nature on a daily basis. What does Karen think about Laura [Joanne’s character]? KATHERINE: Laura is obviously a prime suspect for the murder of Andrew Earlham. It’s just not personal for Karen. What she feels about Laura is irrelevant. Karen won’t let her emotions become involved in this. It’s not necessary for her to show empathy for Laura. She is there to deal with the facts. How does Laura deal with her? JOANNE: DI Renton is Laura’s nemesis. It’s never really felt like the police have been on Laura’s side, and they are even less so in the new series. It’s fantastic to play scenes with Laura against another strong woman. We really enjoyed working together. Had you two worked together before? KATHERINE: We pla yed sis ters in Life On Mars, but not in the same episode. She was the young Sam Tyler’s mother and I was his aunt. But we’d never met each other before this job. What makes Liar so special? JOANNE: Series two is a riproaring thriller, which is amazing. There is not much like this on British TV. It’s exciting, it’s going to surprise people and make them jump, and produce all sorts of emotions. KATHERINE: Harry and Jack [Williams, the creators and writers] are brilliant storytellers. For me, that’s why their shows are so successful. And you also starred in the series Cheat, which they wrote… KATHERINE: Not long after we wrapped on Cheat, they said they were making a second series of Liar. They had a new character in mind, and they asked if I’d come to the office to talk about the role. So I was involved very early on in this character, which was great.

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NEW SERIES

HOW TO SPEND IT WELL ON HOLIDA Y

SUNNY SPENDS THU 5 MARCH , 8 .30PM, ITV “Who w ouldn’t want a fiv e-star holida y e xperience for a three-star budget?” Presenter Phillip Schofield asks

this v ery valid question for his new four-part series, where he finds the very best deals for holidaymakers.

Tonight, there’s a look at the nation’s favourite sun-soaked destination, the Mediterranean, where more than

30 million of us will be heading for our holidays this year. Comparing the average costs of flights and hotels

at the most popular resorts, Pip also counts down the top 10 value-for-money hotspots – with a surprise

number one. Pass the suncream (and the sangria)…

DR RANJ: ON CALL

NEW SERIES

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IMPROVING OUR WELLBEING TUE 3 MARCH , 7 .30PM, ITV Dr Ranj –resident This Morning doctor –goes back to his roots as a medical professional, doling out advic e on his v ery o wn sho w, offering potential solutions to view ers’ health problems.

GRECIAN GODS ? TUE 3 MAR , 1 0PM SKY ONE/ NOW TV, It’s the fourth and final trip

for Rob Brydon and Steve

Coogan’s hilarious show in

which they play fictionalised

versions of themselves.

This time they’re in Greece

where (as usual), they eat,

drink, bicker and compete

over who can do the best

celebrity impressions.

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MASTERCHEF

SECOND WEEK OF HEATS

THU 5/FRI 6 MARCH, BBC1 Six more hopefuls serve up a

Signature Dish, then rustle up

something fancy for Gregg ‘n’

TIGERS: HUNTING THE TR AFFICKERS

EXPOSING SHOCKING SECRETS

WED 4 MARCH , 9 PM, BBC 2 Former R oyal Marines C ommando Aldo K ane fronts this in vestigation into illegal tiger farms in South Eas t Asia, and secretly films wha t goes on along k ey trafficking routes.

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NOUGHTS AND CROSSES

BRILLIANT BOOK ADAPTATION

THU 5 MARCH , 9 PM, BBC 1 Starring a c ertain grime artis t (S tormzy, making

his small-screen debut), plus Helen Bax endale

with a perm, this ne w series, set in an alt ernative

society, follows Seph y and Callum –friends

turned lo vers, divided b y the c olour of their skin.

The back drop t o this is a mounting rebellion in

which racial t ensions are a t an all-time high.

Sephy, a ‘cross’, is black and a member

of the ruling clas s, while Callum, a

‘nought’, is whit e and part of the

low er clas s who w ere onc e

slav es t o the ‘crosses’.

FACTFILE This is based on Malorie Blackman’s first book in her series for young adults, inspired by the inept handling of the racist murder of teenager Stephen Lawrence in 1993.

THE TROUBLE WITH MAGGIE C OLE

NEW SERIES

HOT GOSSIP!

WED 4 MAR, 9PM, ITV Dawn French plays Maggie, the jolly mis sus

of a local headteacher, sailing along happily

in life until something excruciating happens.

When Maggie’s invited on to local radio to

chat about village life, the presenter gets

her drunk (thinking she will spill a load of

juicy secrets), and indeed her tongue is

well and truly loosened. She then holds

a big BBQ when the show goes out,

so everyone can hear it – and what

a nightmare when they all have to

listen to her bitching away and

exposing intimate details of

their liv es. Julie Hesmondhalgh

play s her (soon-to-be-ex) pal.

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NEW SERIES

THE TRIP TO GREECE

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ANT & DEC’S SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY

LARKS ON A SAT SAT 2 9 FEB , 7 PM, ITV Rob Bry don is this w eek’s S tar Gues t Announcer, and Anne-Marie tak es to the stage for the End Of T he Sho w Sho w. There’s also Plac e On A Plane (vie wers get luck y) and W in T he A ds –plus the usual larks and c eleb-tastic ma yhem.

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5 MINUTES WITH ...

Dawn French, 62, on playing the lead role in ITV’s new drama and being on-screen BFFs with ex-Corrie actress Julie Hesmondhalgh…

hat sort of person is your character, Maggie? DAWN: She’s got a high opinion of herself – let’s put it tha t w ay. But I think she’s the kind of person who is lik e that because she actually has a really lo w opinion of herself. She feels lik e she doesn’t ma tter v ery much. So , when she is ask ed if she w ould lik e t o do an int erview for local radio, she c ouldn’t think of an ything better. It ticks all the boxes. And she’s good-hearted, that’s a key thing. Being a gossip doesn’t make you a dreadful person. We’re all gossipers. It’s how you handle the gossip and how you handle the aftermath. Have you met many Maggies in your time? I think we’re all a bit Maggie, to be honest. Human beings have told stories since the beginning of time. But the danger with the elaboration of stories is the damage y ou can cause b y W

doing that. We live in a society where reputation is everything - and Maggie carelessly throws people’s reputations down the toilet, because she’s had a few too man y gins and because she’s been fla ttered. You and Julie Hesmondhalgh [who pla ys Maggie’s bes t friend Jill] feel lik e a cas ting ma tch made in hea ven. That’s the good thing about working in TV. You’ve admired somebody from afar, then you need to find a best friend for a part and you think, “Oh God, wouldn’t it be great if it was her?” I was really chuffed when she said yes. Describe the show to us… I’m really happy with The Trouble With Maggie Cole . It feels unique. T he tone is quite particular. It’s drama, it’s comedy, but it’s got a big, big pulsing heart at the centre of it, with true friendships and proper relationships.

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SAR AH PAYNE: 5 MISTAKES THAT CAUGHT THE KILLER

TRUE CRIME INVESTIGATION WED 4 MARCH, 9PM,CHANNEL 5 Featuring interviews with detectives and forensic experts, this film traces why paedophile Roy Whiting w as let out of prison, only for him to la ter murder fiv eyear-old Sarah P ayne.

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NEW SERIES

MY LEFT NUT

BALLSY COMEDY

SUN 1 MARCH, BBC THREE A ne w three-part c oming-of-age

comedy about friendship , family,

86 SANDYLANDS

NEW SERIES

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BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE WED-FRI 4-6 MARCH, 10PM, GOLD A star-studded cast of David Walliams, Sophie Thompson, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Simon Bird and Craig Parkinson star in Gold’s new comedy (airing over three consecutive nights). Emily Verma (played brilliantly by newcomer Natalie Dew) returns to the bleak seaside town of Sandylands when her dad (Bhaskar) dies. Entertaining scenes follow, with scene-stealing performances from Walliams as Derek Swallows, proprietor of a mostlyempty local B&B (and a massive fan of Princess Diana).

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10 YEARS YOUNGER IN 10 DAYS

LIFE-CHANGING MAKEOVERS

THU 5 MARCH, 9PM, CHANNEL 5 Cherry Heale y and team come to the

assis tance of recovering alcoholic

Pauline , who worries that her y ears

of drinking have taken their toll. She’s

been six years sober but in dire need

of a makeover (and some new teeth)

to boost her confidence.

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ME & MY BEAUTIFUL F ACE

REALITIES OF LOOKING DIFFERENT

THU 5 MARCH , 1 0PM, CHANNEL 5 When G ail P orter los t her hair,

she felt as if someone had

“tak en an eraser and rubbed

me out ”. Sa ved from hitting

rock bottom b y her daughter,

she is part of this unflinching

documentary telling the

stories of se ven people living

with “ different faces”.

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BACK IN TIME F OR THE CORNER SHOP T HE 1920 S 20

TUE 3 MARCH ,8PM, BBC 2 Sara C ox and the Ardens from

TV TALK

TAKING A BREAK

T he la test Cold F eet

was the las t for a

while, to giv e the

characters “ a chanc e

to mo ve on”. Creator

Mike Bullen is giving

the drama a rest –

but it will return…

LIFE GOES ON

Ricky Gervais’ dark

sitcom After Life

is coming back to

Netflix for series

two – from 24

Saturday 29 February

CLOSER PICKS

BB C1

6am Breakfast. 10.0 Saturday Kitchen Live. 11.30 Garden Rescue. 12.0 Football Focus. 1.0 BBC News. 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer. 2.15 Bargain Hunt. 3.0 Escape To The Country. 3.45 Money For Nothing. 4.30 Final Score. 5.10 The Repair Shop. 5.40 BBC News. 5.50 BBC Regional News; Weather.

6.0 Celebrity Mastermind With Ade Edmondson, Yung Filly and Serena Guthrie. (S)

6.30 The Greatest Dancer The competition continues as the remaining six acts take to the stage for the semi-final. (S)

7.45 Pointless Celebrities A special Wales edition of the general knowledge quiz. (S)

8.30 Catchpoint Sport Relief Special New series. Celebrity special edition of the game show, hosted by Paddy McGuinness. (S) 9.10 Casualty Faith and Lev prepare for Luka’s surgery. (S)

10.0 BBC News (S) 10.20 Match Of The Day Including Watford v Liverpool. (S)

11.40 FILM: LA Confidential (1997) ★★★★★ 1.55 BBC News.

BBC2 ITV C4

6.45am Wild & Weird. 7.0 The Dog Ate My Homework. 7.30 The Dengineers. 8.0 Blue Peter: Crunchy Critters & Green Machines. 8.30 Deadly 60. 9.0 Tomorrow’s Food. 10.0 Queen Of Tigers: Natural World. 11.0 Our Coast. 12.0 Rick Stein: From Venice To Istanbul. 1.0 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh And Easy Food. 1.30 Formula E: Marrakesh. 3.15 Cycling: Track World Championships. 4.30 Saving Lives At Sea. 5.30 10 Puppies And Us. 6am CITV. 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV News. 9.30 James Martin’s Saturday Morning. 11.40 Living On The Veg. 12.40 Save Money: Lose Weight. 1.10 ITV News; Weather. 1.20 Love Your Garden. 2.20 Midsomer Murders. 4.25 The Chase. 5.25 ITV News; Weather. 5.45 ITV News London.

6.30 Humpback Whales: A Detective Story A film-maker revisits his near-death incident involving a 30-ton whale. (S) (R) 7.30 Dad’s Army The vicar enlists in the Home Guard. (S) (R)

6.0 Celebrity Catchphrase With Oti Mabuse, Judy Murray and John Thomson. (S) (R)

✱7.0 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway Anne-Marie takes to the stage for the End Of The Show Show. (S)

6am Mike & Molly. 6.25 Mike & Molly. 6.50 Cheers. 7.15 Cheers. 7.45 Frasier. 8.15 Frasier. 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond. 9.10 Everybody Loves Raymond. 9.40 The Big Bang Theory. 10.10 The Big Bang Theory. 10.35 The Big Bang Theory. 11.05 The Simpsons. 11.35 The Simpsons. 12.0 The Simpsons. 12.30 The Simpsons. 1.0 The Dog House. 2.05 Four In A Bed. 2.35 Four In A Bed. 3.05 Four In A Bed. 3.35 Four In A Bed. 4.05 Four In A Bed. 4.35 A Place In The Sun. 5.35 Location, Location, Location.

6.30 News

(S)

7.0 The Windsors: Secrets Of The Royal Tours Official tours and state visits in the past 30 years. Last in the series. (S) (R)

CHANNEL 5

6am Milkshake! 10.0 SpongeBob SquarePants. 10.15 The Loud House. 10.25 Access. 10.40 Pets Do The Funniest Things. 11.05 Friends. 11.35 Friends. 12.05 Friends. 12.35 Friends. 1.05 Friends. 1.35 Friends. 2.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords. 3.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords. 4.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords. 5.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords.

6.05 5 News Update (S) 6.10 Warship: Life At Sea HMS Duncan is sent to Ukraine.

(S) (R)

7.0 Building The Billion Pound Mega Bridge The engineering behind Montreal’s Samuel de Champlain Bridge.

(S)

8.0 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo travels from Halifax to Prince Edward Island. (S)

9.0 QI XL Sandi Toksvig looks at “Queens”. (S) (R)

9.45 Live At The Apollo Kerry Godliman introduces Suzi Ruffell and Loyiso Gola. (S) (R)

10.30 Snowfall Franklin wants his family to lay low after the shooting. (S)

11.15 Snowfall. 12.0 FILM: Summertime (2015) ★★★★ 1.40 This Is BBC Two.

8.30 The Voice UK Emma Willis hosts the second episode of the Battle rounds. (S)

9.55 ITV News; Weather (S) 10.10 FILM: The Magnificent Seven (2016) ★★★★ A band of gunmen are hired to save a remote frontier town, whose residents are being used as forced labour. Western remake, starring Denzel Washington and Chris Pratt. (S)

8.0 D-Day: The King Who Fooled Hitler The role played by George VI in maintaining the secrecy of the D-Day Landings. (S) (R)

9.0 FILM: Central Intelligence (2016) ★★★★ A rogue CIA agent turns to an old classmate for help when he is targeted by his own organisation. Action comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. (S)

8.0 Cops, Criminals & Videotape Footage of offences captured on CCTV. (S)

1 0.0 Murdered By My Fiance The killing of children’s author Helen Bailey by Ian Stewart. (S)

(R)

11.05 FILM: Cowboys & Aliens (2011) ★★★ 1.20 The Last Leg. 2.10 The Big 11.0 FILM: Cocktail (1988) ★★ 1.0 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show. 3.0 Access.

12.30 Ideal World. 3.0 Rebound. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen. Narstie Show. 3.05 Hollyoaks. 5.10 Come Dine With Me. 3.15 The Special Needs Employment Agency. 4.0 Bargain-Loving Brits In The Sun. 4.45 House Doctor. 5.10 House Doctor. 5.35 Wildlife SOS.

6.30pm Greatest Dancer, BBC1

SAT ELLITE I

8.30pm Catchpoint, BBC1 7pm Ant & Dec, ITV

DIGITAL I CABLE LIS TINGS

W ITV2

6pm Tipping Point. 7.0 Inside The Ambulance. 8.0 Inside The Ambulance. 9.0 999 Rescue Squad. A car crash victim has to be put into an induced coma at the roadside. 10.0 999 Rescue Squad. A 21-year-old man shot twice in the chest. 11.0 Louis Theroux: Dark States – Trafficking Sex. 12midnight One Born Every Minute. 5.30pm FILM: Yes Man (2008) ★★ 7.35 FILM: Jurassic World (2015) ★★★★ 10.0 Family Guy. 10.30 Family Guy. 11.0 Family Guy. 11.30 American Dad! 11.55 American Dad! 12.25am The Stand Up Sketch Show. 12.55 FILM: The Five-Year Engagement (2012) ★★★★ 3.15 ITV2 Nightscreen. 3.30 Teleshopping.

E4

6.20pm The Big Bang Theory. 6.50 FILM: Home Alone (1990) ★★★★ 9.0 FILM: Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014) ★★★★ 11.35 Friday Night Dinner. 12.10am Friday Night Dinner. 1.15 Friday Night Dinner. 2.20 Friday Night Dinner. 2.50 Gogglebox. 3.45 How I Met Your Mother. 4.10 How I Met Your Mother. 4.35 Don’t Tell The Bride. 8.30pm The Voice UK, ITV

ITVB E

6pm Dinner Date. 7.0 Dinner Date. 8.0 Dinner Date. Joe chooses three blind dates. 9.0 Botched. Dr Paul Nassif helps a man who wants his ears back. 10.0 Totally Unbelievable. Counting down eye-popping celebrity fashion fails. 11.0 Vanderpump Rules. 12midnight Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars. 12.55 Teleshopping.

MTV 6pm Catfish: The TV Show. 7.0 Catfish: The TV Show. 8.0 Catfish: Boxset. 9.0 Celebrity Ex On The Beach. 10.30 Celebrity Ex On The Beach. 11.30 Celebrity Ex On The Beach. 12.30am Celebrity Ex On The Beach. 1.30 Celebrity Ex On The Beach. 2.20 Celebrity Ex On The Beach. 3.10 Ex On The Beach USA: Peak Of Love.

TLC 6pm Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 6.30 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 7.0 Say Yes To The Dress America. 8.0 Hot & Heavy. 9.0 A Tiger Ate My Face: Body Bizarre. 10.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 11.0 Say Yes To The Dress America. 12midnight Hot & Heavy. 1.0 A Tiger Ate My Face: Body Bizarre. 2.0 Dr Pimple Popper.

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6pm The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.0 The Simpsons. 7.30 Modern Family. 8.0 A League Of Their Own. 9.0 FILM: Men In Black (1997) ★★★★ 11.0 The Russell Howard Hour. 12midnight Strike Back: Vendetta. 1.0 Hawaii Five-0. 2.0 The Heist. 3.0 Jett. 4.0 The Real A&E. 4.30 The Real A&E. 5.0 The Real A&E. 6pm Without A Trace. 7.0 Without A Trace. 8.0 Without A Trace. A captain is found dead on his yacht. 9.0 FILM: Game Change (2012) ★★★ Factbased drama, starring Julianne Moore. 11.15 Babylon Berlin. 12.15am Oz. 1.30 Oz. 2.40 Californication. 3.15 Californication. 3.50 Dolittle: Special. 4.0 Fish Town. 5.0 Fish Town. 11pm Cocktail, C5

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6pm Total Bellas. 7.0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 8.0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 9.0 Botched. 10.0 Very Cavallari. 11.0 Second Wives Club. 12midnight Second Wives Club. 1.0 Botched. 2.0 Teleshopping. 2.30 Teleshopping. 3.0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 4.0 Botched. 5.0 Teleshopping. 5.30 Teleshopping.

SKY LIVING 6pm Nothing To Declare. 7.0 Blue Bloods. 8.0 Blue Bloods. 9.0 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 10.0 The Good Doctor. 11.0 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 12midnight Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 1.0 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 2.0 Blue Bloods. 3.0 Blue Bloods. 4.0 Nothing To Declare. 5.0 Nothing To Declare.

Sunday 1 March

CLOSER PICKS

BB C1

6am Breakfast. 7.35 Match Of The Day. 9.0 The Andrew Marr Show. 10.0 Politics England. 10.30 The Big Questions. 11.30 Wanted Down Under. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. 1.0 BBC News. 1.15 Songs Of Praise. 1.50 Garden Rescue. 2.50 Puss In Boots: The Three Diablos. 3.0 FILM: Shrek 2 (2004) ★★★★ 4.25 Blue Planet II. 5.25 BBC News. 5.45 BBC Regional News; Weather. 5.50 Countryfile.

BBC2

6.45am The Instant Gardener. 7.35 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip. 8.35 Countryfile. 9.30 Beechgrove Repotted. 10.0 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites. 11.30 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman. 12.0 FILM: Scott Of The Antarctic (1948) ★★★★ 1.45 Cycling: Track World Championships. 4.30 Winter’s Weirdest Events. 5.0 The World’s Most Extraordinary Homes.

6.50 Doctor Who Graham, Ryan and Yaz face a terrifying fight to survive. Last in the series. (S)

8.0 Antiques Roadshow The team values items at Battle Abbey in East Sussex. (S)

9.0 Last Tango In Halifax Ted’s arrival from New Zealand raises questions. (S)

10.0 BBC News (S) 10.20 BBC Regional News; Weather (S) 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 The day’s Premier League action. (S)

11.30 Football Stars In Bad Cars. 11.55 BBC News.

6.0 Back In Time For The Corner Shop A family works in corner shops from different historical eras. (S) (R)

7.0 Russia With Simon Reeve The traveller witnesses a commemoration of the Second World War in the city of Irkutsk. (S) (R)

8.0 Top Gear Paddy McGuinness, Freddie Flintoff and Chris Harris put emergency vehicles to the test. Last in the series. (S)

9.0 Win The Wilderness: Alaska The two remaining couples pay a visit to the empty property. Last in the series. (S)

10.0 The Ranganation Topical comedy show hosted by Romesh Ranganathan. (S) (R)

10.45 Frankie Boyle’s Tour Of Scotland Oban to Glasgow. (S) (R)

11.15 FILM: Manchester By The Sea (2016) ★★★★★ 1.30 Sign Zone: Question Time. 2.30 Sign Zone: Fraud Squad NHS. 3.15 Sign Zone: Holby City. 4.15 Sign Zone: Holby City. 5.10 This Is BBC Two.

ITV C4

6am CITV. 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV News. 9.30 Ainsley’s Caribbean Kitchen. 10.30 Living On The Veg. 11.35 The Voice UK. 12.55 ITV News; Weather. 1.05 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 2.35 FILM: Uncle Buck (1989) ★★★ 4.35 Celebrity Catchphrase. 5.30 ITV News; Weather. 5.45 ITV News London. 6am The King Of Queens. 6.25 The King Of Queens. 6.50 Everybody Loves Raymond. 7.15 Everybody Loves Raymond. 7.40 The Big Bang Theory. 8.0 The Big Bang Theory. 8.25 Beat The Chef. 9.0 Beat The Chef. 9.30 Sunday Brunch. 12.30 The Simpsons. 12.55 The Simpsons. 1.25 The Simpsons. 1.55 FILM: Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) ★★★ 3.35 The Secret Life Of The Zoo. 4.35 A Place In The Sun. 5.35 News.

CHANNEL 5

6am Milkshake! 10.0 SpongeBob SquarePants. 10.15 The Loud House. 10.25 Access. 10.30 WWE Raw Highlights. 11.35 Friends. 12.0 Friends. 12.30 Friends. 1.05 Friends. 1.35 FILM: Hailey Dean Mysteries: Dating Is Murder (2017) ★★★ 3.25 FILM: Hailey Dean Mysteries: 2 + 2 = Murder (2018) ★★★ 5.10 5 News Update. 5.15 Balmoral: A Hidden History.

6.0 Dancing On Ice The celebrities take to the ice in the semi-final. (S)

✱8.0 McDonald & Dodds Detective drama, starring Jason Watkins and Tala Gouveia. (S)

6.05 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces A Cornish couple work to restore a luxury American trailer. (S) (R)

7.0 The Great Pottery Throw Down The five remaining potters face two tough challenges. (S) (R)

8.0 My Family And The Galapagos Monty Halls and his family find out what is being done to protect the islands. Last in the series. (S)

9.0 Homeland Saul cuts a deal. (S)

10.0 ITV News; Weather (S) 10.15 Harry Redknapp’s Sandbanks Summer (S) (R)

10.40 Car Crime: Caught On Camera Documentary. (S) (R)

11.35 Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest Airport. 12.0 Ideal World. 3.0 Australian Wilderness With Ray Mears. 3.25 ITV Nightscreen. 5.05 Judge Rinder.

10.05 Gogglebox The households’ opinions on recent TV. (S) (R)

11.0 FILM: Paper Towns (2015) ★★★ 1.05 FILM: Stoker (2013) ★★★★ 2.40 Come Dine With Me. 3.35 Grand Designs. 4.30 Location, Location, Location. 5.25 Cooking Up A Fortune. 5.50 Countdown.

7.0 All The Queen’s Horses Documentary exploring the Queen and her family’s love of horses. (S)

8.0 When All Inclusive Holidays Go Horribly Wrong Holidaymakers discuss their dream break which turned into a nightmare.

(S) 9.0 Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday A rich Cheshire family swap holidays with a hard-up clan from Peckham. (S)

10.0 Secrets Of The Mega Cruise Ship Life aboard the MSC Seaside. (S) (R)

11.30 When Cruises Go Horribly Wrong 12.50 Access. 1.0 The 21.co.uk Show. 3.0 Access. 3.10 The Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out. 4.0 Tattoo Disasters UK. 4.45 House Doctor. 5.10 Nick’s Quest. 5.35 Wildlife SOS.

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6pm Sun, Sea And Brides To Be. 7.0 The Wedding Fixer. 8.0 The World According To Kids. 9.0 Louis Theroux: Drinking To Oblivion. The reporter meets alcoholics in need of specialist medical treatment. 10.0 Stacey Dooley In The USA. 11.0 Plus Size Love. 12midnight One Born Every Minute. 1.0 Great Ormond Street.

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5.15pm FILM: Sing (2016) ★★★★ 6.20 FILM: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) ★★★★★ 9.0 Ibiza Weekender. 10.0 Family Guy. 11.30 American Dad! 12.25am The Cleveland Show. 12.55 The Stand Up Sketch Show. 1.25 Timewasters. 1.55 Timewasters. 2.25 Don’t Hate The Playaz. 3.20 ITV2 Nightscreen. 5.30pm FILM: Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992) ★★★ 8.0 FILM: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) ★★ 11.0 Star Trek: Discovery. 11.55 The Big Bang Theory. 12.25am The Big Bang Theory. 12.55 Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 1.25 Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 1.55 The Sex Clinic. 3.0 Star Trek: Discovery. 3.45 Hollyoaks.

MTV 6pm Teen Mom: Young & Pregnant. 7.0 Teen Mom: Young & Pregnant. 8.0 Catfish: The TV Show. 9.0 Geordie OGs. 10.0 Celebrity Ex On The Beach. 11.0 True Life Crime. 12midnight MTV Cribs UK. 12.30 MTV Cribs UK. 1.0 MTV Cribs UK. 1.30 MTV Cribs UK. 2.0 MTV Cribs UK. 2.25 MTV Cribs UK. 2.50 MTV Cribs UK.

TLC 6pm I Am Jazz. 7.0 Sister Wives. 8.0 90 Day Fiance. Using a visa, couples embark on a 90-day journey. 10.0 90 Day Fiance. 11.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 12midnight 90 Day Fiance. 2.0 90 Day Fiance. 3.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 4.0 Say Yes To The Dress. 4.30 Say Yes To The Dress. 5.0 Say Yes To The Dress. 5.30 Say Yes To The Dress.

SK Y ONE 6pm The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.0 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.0 Magnum P.I. 9.0 Hawaii Five-0. 10.0 NCIS: Los Angeles. A former black ops agent seeks revenge on Hetty. 11.0 SEAL Team. 12midnight S.W.A.T. 1.0 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder. 2.0 NCIS: Los Angeles. 3.0 NCIS: Los Angeles. 4.0 Air Ambulance ER. 8pm McDonald & Dodds, ITV 9pm Homeland, C4

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6.15pm The Bachelor. 8.0 Sam And Billie Faiers: The Mummy Diaries. 9.0 Botched. Help for a woman who spun into a chain link fence in a motorcycle accident. 10.0 The Real Housewives Of Potomac. 11.0 The Real Housewives Of Orange County. 12midnight Growing Up Chrisley. 12.30 Growing Up Chrisley. 12.55 Teleshopping.

SKY A TLANTIC 6pm Blue Bloods. 7.0 Blue Bloods. 8.0 Blue Bloods. 9.0 Game Of Thrones. A suspicious death threatens to overshadow the tournament. 10.10 Game Of Thrones. Ned investigates. 11.20 The Outsider. 12.30am Oz. 1.45 Life Itself: Special. 2.0 The Outsider. 3.10 The End. 3.50 Dolittle: Special. 4.0 Urban Secrets. 5.0 The British.

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6pm Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 7.0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 8.0 Botched. 9.0 Botched. 10.0 Very Cavallari. 11.0 Meet The Frasers. 11.30 Meet The Frasers. 12midnight Second Wives Club. 1.0 Botched. 2.0 Teleshopping. 3.0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 4.0 Botched. 5.0 Teleshopping.

SKY LIVING 6pm Nothing To Declare. 7.0 Ghost Whisperer. 8.0 Ghost Whisperer. 9.0 The Rookie. 10.0 Criminal Minds. 11.0 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 12midnight Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 1.0 Ghost Whisperer. 2.0 Ghost Whisperer. 3.0 Nothing To Declare. 4.0 Nothing To Declare. 5.0 Nothing To Declare.

Monday 2 March

CLOSER PICKS

BB C1

6am Breakfast. 9.15 Britain’s Housing Scandal. 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer. 11.0 Wanted Down Under. 11.45 Saved On Camera. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. 1.0 BBC News At One; Weather. 1.30 BBC Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Moving On. 3.0 Escape To The Country. 3.45 Money For Nothing. ✱ 4.30 Ready Steady Cook. Rylan Clark-Neal hosts a revival of the culinary contest. 5.15 Pointless.

BBC2

6am Flog It! 6.45 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Sign Zone: Best Home Cook. 8.30 The Week In Parliament. 9.0 BBC News At 9. 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire. 11.0 BBC Newsroom Live. 12.15 Politics Live. 1.0 Hardball. 1.45 Best House In Town. 2.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip. 3.0 Red Rock. 3.45 The Great Interior Design Challenge. 4.45 Portillo’s State Secrets. 5.15 Flog It!

6.0 BBC News At Six; Weather (S)

6.30 BBC Regional News; Weather (S)

7.0 The One Show With Alex Jones and Matt Baker. (S)

7.30 Inside Out Regional documentary. (S)

8.0 EastEnders Keegan and Tiffany have a run-in with a burglar. (S) 8.30 Spying On The Scammers – Panorama A report on fraudsters. (S) 9.0 The Split Hannah deals with the fallout from her anniversary party. (S)

10.0 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.25 BBC Regional News; Weather (S) 10.35 This Country An infamous Mucklowe family member returns to the village. (S)

11.05 Young, Welsh And Pretty Minted. 11.35 Live At The Apollo. 12.20 A Question Of Sport. 12.55 BBC News.

6.0 Richard Osman’s House Of Games With Chizzy Akudolu and Miles Jupp. (S) 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael travels from Newry to Portadown. (S) (R) 7.0 Coastal Path Paul Rose explores the north Cornish coast. (S) (R) 7.30 Mastermind Specialist subjects include John Lennon and Lorenzo de’ Medici. (S)

8.0 Only Connect The Orwellians take on the Turophiles. (S) 8.30 University Challenge The sixth of the quarter-final matches. (S) 9.0 Murder 24/7 Police investigate a double stabbing in Colchester’s homeless community. (S)

10.0 Inside No 9 Ddisparate characters share their stories. (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

11.15 Hospital. 12.15 Sign Zone: The Farmers’ Country Showdown. 1.0 Sign Zone: Countryfile. 2.0 S ign Zone: Secrets Of The Museum. 3.0 This Is BBC Two.

ITV C4

6am Good Morning Britain. 9.0 Lorraine. 10.0 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News. 1.55 ITV News London. 2.0 Judge Rinder. 3.0 Tenable. 4.0 Tipping Point. 5.0 The Chase. 6.30am Cheers. 6.55 Cheers. 7.25 The King Of Queens. 7.45 The King Of Queens. 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond. 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond. 9.10 Frasier. 9.40 Frasier. 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada. 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 12.0 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It. 1.05 Posh Pawn. 2.10 Countdown. 3.0 A Place In The Sun. 4.0 A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now? 5.0 Come Dine With Me.

6.0 ITV News London

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6.30 ITV Evening News (S)

7.0 Emmerdale April receives an unwelcome message regarding her dad. (S) 7.30 Coronation Street Alya confronts Geoff, demanding to know why Yasmeen was crying in the garden. (S) 8.0 St Davids – Britain’s Smallest City New series. The busiest tourist season. (S) 8.30 Coronation Street Adam and Sarah prepare to tie the knot. (S) ✱ 9.0 Liar New series. Return of the thriller, starring Joanne Froggatt. (S)

6.0 The Simpsons Homer wakes up to find he is made of Lego. (S) (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks Warren is on the warpath after Liam’s latest stunt. (S) (R) 7.0 News (S)

8.0 Starbucks & Nespresso: The Truth About Your Coffee – Dispatches (S) 8.30 Food Unwrapped Helen Lawal searches for the secret to shelled walnuts. (S) 9.0 Prison The emotionally charged difficulties of being a mother in prison. Last in the series. (S)

CHANNEL 5

6am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine. 11.15 P addington Station 24/7. 12.10 5 News At Lunchtime. 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords. 1.10 Access. 1.15 Home And Away. 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 FILM: Famous And Fatal (2019) ★★★ 4.0 Friends. 4.30 Friends. 5.0 5 News At 5. 5.30 Neighbours.

6.0 Home And Away Ryder needs to convince Colby of his innocence. (S) (R) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S)

7.0 Gallagher Premiership Rugby Highlights Action from the 12th round of fixtures.

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8.0 Traffic Cops An insight into the working life of officers patrolling Britain’s roads. (S)

9.0 Warship: Life At Sea HMS Duncan is ordered to the Persian Gulf. (S)

10.0 ITV News

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10.35 ITV News London (S) 10.45 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King The boxer prepares for his rematch. (S) (R)

11.45 All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite. 12.35 Ideal World. 3.0 James Martin’s French Adventure. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen. 5.05 Judge Rinder.

10.0 Baghdad Central Zubeida Rashid offers to help Khafaji find Sawsan. (S)

10.0 Monster Warship Of WWI: The Mighty Dreadnought Charting the history of the big-gun dreadnoughts. (S) (R)

11.0 Emergency Helicopter Medics. 12.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 12.55 Hunted. 1.50 The Supervet. 2.45 Liberty. 3.55 Come Dine With Me. 4.50 Location, Location, Location. 5.50 Countdown. 11.05 FILM: Run All Night (2015) ★★★ 1.15 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show. 3.15 The Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out. 4.0 Tattoo Disasters UK. 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK. 4.45 House Doctor. 5.10 Nick’s Quest. 5.35 Wildlife SOS.

9pm Prison, ITV

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6pm Tipping Point. 7.0 My Dream Home. 8.0 The Wedding Fixer. 9.0 One Born Every Minute. Two nurses hope their second child’s birth will be simpler than their first. 10.0 One Born: What Happened Next? 11.0 Inside The Ambulance. 12midnight One Born Every Minute. 1.0 Great Ormond Street. 1.50 Code Black.

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6pm You’ve Been Framed! Gold. 8.0 Two And A Half Men. 9.0 Family Guy. 9.30 American Dad! 10.0 The Stand Up Sketch Show. 10.30 Family Guy. 11.30 American Dad! 11.55 The Cleveland Show. 12.25am Two And A Half Men. 1.25 Hey Tracey! 2.05 Plebs. 2.40 Plebs. 3.05 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records. 6pm The Big Bang Theory. 7.0 Hollyoaks. 7.30 Man With A Plan. 8.0 First Dates Abroad. 9.0 Celebs Go Dating. 10.0 The Sex Clinic. 11.05 The Big Bang Theory. 12midnight Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 1.0 Celebs Go Dating. 2.05 First Dates Abroad. 3.0 The Sex Clinic. 3.55 The Big Bang Theory. 4.45 How I Met Your Mother. 9pm Liar, ITV

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6pm Masters Of Flip. 7.0 Buying And Selling. 8.0 Dinner Date. Jack chooses three people to date. 9.0 The Real Housewives Of Orange County. 10.0 Botched. Help for a woman who spun into a chain link fence in a motorcycle accident. 11.0 Botched. 11.55 The Only Way Is Essex. 12.45am ITVBe Nightscreen. 12.55 Teleshopping.

MTV 6pm Catfish: Boxset. 7.0 Teen Mom: Young & Pregnant. 8.0 Catfish: The TV Show. 9.0 Geordie OGs. 10.0 Ex On The Beach USA: Peak Of Love. 11.0 Celebrity Ex On The Beach. 12midnight Ridiculousness. 12.30 Ridiculousness. 1.0 RuPaul’s Drag Race. 2.20 RuPaul’s Drag Race. 3.40 Ridiculousness. 4.0 Teleshopping.

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6pm Say Yes To The Dress. 6.30 Say Yes To The Dress. 7.0 I Am Jazz. 8.0 Say Yes To The Dress America. 9.0 Gypsy Brides US. 10.0 Say Yes To The Dress. 10.30 Say Yes To The Dress. 11.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 12midnight Say Yes To The Dress America. 1.0 Gypsy Brides US. 2.0 Say Yes To The Dress. 2.30 Say Yes To The Dress. 6pm Futurama. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.0 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.0 Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries. 9.0 FILM: Men In Black II (2002) ★★ 11.0 Avenue 5. 11.35 Strike Back: Vendetta. 12.35am A League Of Their Own. 1.30 Road Wars. 2.0 The Real A&E. 2.30 The Real A&E. 3.0 Jett. 4.0 Stop, Search, Seize. 5.0 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6pm Without A Trace. 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 8.0 Blue Bloods. An incident at a church tests Frank’s diplomatic skills. 9.0 The Outsider. 10.05 The End. A confession changes Edie and Pamela’s relationship. 10.40 True Blood. 11.50 True Blood. 1am The L Word: Generation Q. 2.10 Oz. 3.25 Californication. 4.0 The West Wing. 10pm Baghdad Central, C4

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6pm Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 7.0 Very Cavallari. 8.0 Botched. 9.0 Meet The Frasers. 9.30 Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 10.30 The Soup. 11.0 Very Cavallari. 12midnight Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 1.0 Botched. 2.0 Teleshopping. 3.0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 4.0 I Am Cait.

SKY LIVING 6pm Nothing To Declare. 7.0 Nothing To Declare. 8.0 Ghost Whisperer. 9.0 Criminal Minds. 10.0 Blue Bloods. 11.0 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 12midnight CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 1.0 The Good Doctor. 2.0 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 3.0 Shades Of Blue. 4.0 Ghost Whisperer. 5.0 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK.

Tuesday 3 March

CLOSER PICKS

BB C1

6am Breakfast. 9.15 Britain’s Housing Scandal. 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer. 11.0 Wanted Down Under. 11.45 Saved On Camera. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. 1.0 BBC News At One; Weather. 1.30 BBC Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On . 3.0 Escape To The Country. 3.45 Money For Nothing. ✱ 4.30 Ready Steady Cook. 5.15 Pointless.

BBC2

6.30am Money For Nothing. 7.15 Escape To The Country. 8.0 Sign Zone: Spy In The Wild. 9.0 BBC News At 9. 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire. 11.0 BBC Newsroom Live. 12.15 Politics Live. 1.0 The Super League Show. 1.50 Best House In Town. 2.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip. 3.0 Red Rock. 3.45 The Great Interior Design Challenge. 4.45 Portillo’s State Secrets. 5.15 Flog It!

6.0 BBC News At Six; Weather (S)

6.30 BBC Regional News; Weather (S)

7.0 The One Show Live chat and topical reports. (S)

7.30 Match Of The Day Live: The FA Cup Chelsea v Liverpool (Kick-off 7.45pm). Gary Lineker presents all the action from the fifth-round tie at Stamford Bridge. (S)

10.0 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.25 BBC Regional News; Weather (S) 10.35 Beauty Laid Bare New series. Investigating the secrets of the beauty industry. (S)

11.15 The Truth About Takeaways. 12.20 BBC News.

6.0 Richard Osman’s House Of Games With Chizzy Akudolu and Miles Jupp. (S) 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys The importance of the nation’s railways. (S) (R) 7.0 Top Gear Paddy McGuinness, Freddie Flintoff and Chris Harris put emergency vehicles to the test. Last in the series. (S) (R)

✱8.0 Back In Time For The Corner Shop The Ardens get a taste of corner shop life in the 1920s, 30s and 40s. (S)

9.0 Murder 24/7 A forensic search of a property gives the police the breakthrough they need. Last in the series. (S)

10.0 Better Things Sam tries out a new play for Broadway. (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

11.15 Putin: The New Tsar. 12.15 Sign Zone: Win The Wilderness: Alaska. 1.15 Sign Zone: Murder, Mystery And My Family. 2.0 Sign Zone: Island Medics. 2.45 This Is BBC Two.

ITV C4

6am Good Morning Britain. 9.0 Lorraine. 10.0 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News. 1.55 ITV News London. 2.0 Judge Rinder. 3.0 Tenable. 4.0 Tipping Point. 5.0 The Chase. 6.30am Cheers. 6.55 Cheers. 7.20 The King Of Queens. 7.45 The King Of Queens. 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond. 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond. 9.10 Frasier. 9.40 Frasier. 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada. 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 12.0 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It. 1.05 Posh Pawn. 2.10 Countdown. 3.0 A Place In The Sun. 4.0 A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now? 5.0 Come Dine With Me.

CHANNEL 5

6am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine. 11.15 Paddington Station 24/7. 12.10 5 News At Lunchtime. 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords. 1.10 Access. 1.15 Home And Away. 1.45 Neighbours. 2.20 FILM: A Wicked Vendetta (2018) ★★★ 4.0 Friends. 4.30 Friends. 5.0 5 News At 5. 5.30 Neighbours.

6.0 ITV News London

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6.30 ITV Evening News (S)

7.0 Emmerdale Marlon feels guilty over April’s recent bullying. (S) ✱ 7.30 Dr Ranj: On Call New series. Dr Ranj Singh offers advice on common illnesses and accidents. (S) 8.0 Love Your Garden The team creates an elegant tea garden for a charity volunteer in Birmingham. (S)

9.0 Britain Underwater: Fighting The Floods A report from the communities that were hardest hit by the recent storms. (S)

6.0 The Simpsons Homer upsets a new neighbour. (S) (R)

6.30 Hollyoaks Edward lets Marnie down gently when she comes on too strong. (S) (R) 7.0 News (S)

8.0 Nightmare Cruises: Going Overboard Documentary examining cases where passengers on cruise ships fell overboard. (S)

9.0 24 Hours In A&E A teenager is rushed to hospital after putting his hand through a pane of glass. (S)

10.0 ITV News

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10.30 ITV News London (S) 10.45 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King Following the British boxer. (S) (R)

11.40 Tenable. 12.30 Ideal World. 3.0 The Home Game. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen. 5.05 Judge Rinder.

10.0 The Windsors Charles and Camilla reluctantly attend Kate’s father’s birthday party. (S) 10.35 Celebrity Crystal Maze With Anita Rani, Jeff Stelling and AJ Pritchard. (S) (R)

11.30 Prison. 12.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 1.20 FILM: What Richard Did (2012) ★★★ 2.55 Come Dine With Me. 3.50 Grand Designs. 4.45 Location, Location, Location. 5.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems. 5.50 Countdown.

6.0 Home And Away Ryder is charged with uploading the sex tape. (S) (R) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S)

7.0 M&S Vs Waitrose: Which Is Better Value? The rivalry between the supermarkets. (S)

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8.0 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly Graeme Hall helps dogs that go overboard protecting the family home. (S)

9.0 Ben Fogle: Make A New Life In The Country Ben meets a couple in the Malvern Hills who run their own brewery. Last in the series. (S)

10.0 My New Greek Life A couple who retired to Kefalonia struggle with being separated from their family. Last in the series. (S)

11.05 Eamonn & Ruth Meet The Billionaires. 12.05 How To Have A Better Orgasm. 1.0 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show. 3.0 Access. 3.10 Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out. 4.0 Tattoo Disasters UK. 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK. 4.45 House Doctor. 5.10 Nick’s Quest. 5.35 Wildlife SOS.

8pm The Corner Shop, BBC2

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6pm Tipping Point. 7.0 My Dream Home. 8.0 Sun, Sea And Brides To Be. 9.0 Inside The Ambulance. 10.0 The Wedding Fixer. 11.0 Inside The Ambulance. 12midnight One Born Every Minute. 1.0 Great Ormond Street. 1.50 Code Black. 2.35 Renovate My Home: Leave It To Bryan. 3.0 Teleshopping. 7.30pm Dr Ranj, ITV

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ITV2

6pm You’ve Been Framed! Gold. 8.0 Two And A Half Men. 8.30 Two And A Half Men. 9.0 Family Guy. 9.30 Family Guy. 10.0 Plebs. 10.30 Plebs. 11.0 Family Guy. 11.30 American Dad! 11.55 American Dad! 12.25am Two And A Half Men. 12.55 Two And A Half Men. 1.25 Ibiza Weekender. 2.25 Don’t Hate The Playaz. 3.15 ITV2 Nightscreen.

E4

6pm The Big Bang Theory. 7.0 Hollyoaks. 7.30 Man With A Plan. 8.0 The Big Bang Theory. 9.0 Celebs Go Dating. 10.0 First Dates. 11.05 The Big Bang Theory. 12midnight Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 1.0 Celebs Go Dating. 2.05 First Dates. 3.0 Gogglebox. 3.55 The Big Bang Theory. 4.20 The Big Bang Theory. 4.45 How I Met Your Mother.

MTV 6pm Catfish: The TV Show. 7.0 Teen Mom: Young & Pregnant. 8.0 Teen Mom: Young & Pregnant. 9.0 Catfish: The TV Show. 10.0 Celebrity Ex On The Beach. 11.0 Geordie OGs. 12midnight Ridiculousness. 12.30 Ridiculousness. 1.0 RuPaul’s Drag Race. 2.20 RuPaul’s Drag Race. 3.40 Ridiculousness. 4.0 Teleshopping.

TLC 6pm Say Yes To The Dress. 6.30 Say Yes To The Dress. 7.0 My Big Fat Fabulous Life. 8.0 Love After Lock Up. 9.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 10.0 Hot & Heavy. 11.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 12midnight Love After Lock Up. 1.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 2.0 Hot & Heavy. 3.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 4.0 Say Yes To The Dress: Atlanta.

SK Y ONE 6pm Futurama. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.0 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.0 An Idiot Abroad 2. 9.0 Strike Back: Vendetta. ✱ 10.0 The Trip To Greece. ✱ 10.30 The Trip To Greece. 11.0 A League Of Their Own. 12midnight Jett. 1.05 Avenue 5. 1.40 The Heist. 2.40 Hawaii Five-0. 4.30 Stop, Search, Seize. 5.30 Futurama. 9pm Britain Underwater, ITV 10pm The Trip To Greece, Sky One

ITVB E

6pm Masters Of Flip. 7.0 Buying And Selling. 8.0 Dinner Date. Jonny picks three blind dates. 9.0 The Real Housewives Of Potomac. Candiace and Ashley manage to resolve their differences. 10.0 The Real Housewives Of Orange County. 11.0 Bridezillas. 11.55 The Only Way Is Essex. 12.45am ITVBe Nightscreen. 12.55 Teleshopping.

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6pm Without A Trace. 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 8.0 Blue Bloods. Jackie goes undercover as an escort. 9.0 Save Me. 10.0 The L Word: Generation Q. Bette feels guilty about lying to Angie. 11.10 Babylon Berlin. 12.10am Oz. 1.20 FILM: Game Change (2012) ★★★ 3.35 Californication. 4.10 T he West Wing. 5.05 The West Wing.

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6pm Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 7.0 Botched. 8.0 In The Room. 8.30 Meet The Frasers. 9.0 Very Cavallari. 10.0 Botched. 11.0 Nightly Pop. 11.30 Meet The Frasers. 12midnight Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 1.0 Botched. 2.0 Teleshopping. 3.0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 4.0 I Am Cait.

SKY LIVING 6pm Nothing To Declare. 7.0 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. 7.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. 8.0 Ghost Whisperer. 9.0 The Good Doctor. 10.0 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. . 12midnight CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 1.0 Criminal Minds. 3.0 Ghost Whisperer. 4.0 Shades Of Blue. 5.0 Brit Cops: Rapid Response.

Wednesday 4 March

CLOSER PICKS

BB C1

6am Breakfast. 9.15 Britain’s Housing Scandal. 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer. 11.0 Wanted Down Under. 11.45 Saved On Camera. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. 1.0 BBC News At One; Weather. 1.30 BBC Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On. 3.0 Escape To The Country. 3.45 Money For Nothing. ✱ 4.30 Ready Steady Cook. 5.15 Pointless.

BBC2

6.30am Money For Nothing. 7.15 Ready Steady Cook. 8.0 Sign Zone: See Hear. 8.30 Sign Zone: Great British Railway Journeys. 9.0 BBC News At 9. 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire. 11.0 BBC Newsroom Live. 11.15 Politics Live. 1.0 Hardball. 1.45 Best House In Town. 2.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip. 3.0 Red Rock. 3.45 The Great Interior Design Challenge. 4.45 Portillo’s State Secrets. 5.15 Flog It!

6.0 BBC News At Six; Weather (S) 6.30 BBC Regional News; Weather (S) 6.55 Party Political Broadcast (S) (R) 7.0 The One Show Magazine show. Presented by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. (S) 7.30 Match Of The Day Live: The FA Cup Sheffield Wednesday v Manchester City (Kick-off 7.45pm). Gary Lineker presents all the action from the fifth-round tie at Hillsborough. (S)

10.0 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.25 BBC Regional News; Weather (S) 10.35 Eating With My Ex A woman wants to know why her ex left. (S)

11.05 Fight Dirty. 11.35 Killing Eve. 12.20 Killing Eve. 1.10 BBC News.

6.0 Richard Osman’s House Of Games With Chizzy Akudolu and Miles Jupp. (S) 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys The importance of the nation’s railways. (S) (R) 7.0 The Andrew Neil Show Interviews, discussion and analysis from Westminster. (S)

8.0 Saving Lives At Sea The team race to rescue two teenagers. Last in the series. (S)

✱9.0 Tigers: Hunting The Traffickers Aldo Kane reports on the illegal tiger trade in South East Asia. (S)

10.0 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy. (S) (R) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

11.15 Win The Wilderness: Alaska. 12.15 Sign Zone: See Hear. 12.45 Sign Zone: Universal Credit: Inside The Welfare State. 1.45 Sign Zone: Hospital. 2.45 This Is BBC Two.

ITV C4

6am Good Morning Britain. 9.0 Lorraine. 10.0 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News. 1.55 ITV News London. 2.0 Judge Rinder. 3.0 Tenable. 4.0 Tipping Point. 5.0 The Chase. 6.30am Cheers. 6.55 Cheers. 7.20 The King Of Queens. 7.45 The King Of Queens. 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond. 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond. 9.10 Frasier. 9.40 Frasier. 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada. 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 12.0 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It. 1.05 Posh Pawn. 2.10 Countdown. 3.0 A Place In The Sun. 4.0 A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now? 5.0 Come Dine With Me.

CHANNEL 5

6am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine. 11.15 Paddington Station 24/7. 12.10 5 News At Lunchtime. 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords. 1.10 Access. 1.15 Home And Away. 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 FILM: Secrets In A Small Town (2019) ★★★ 4.0 Friends. 4.30 Friends. 5.0 5 News At 5. 5.30 Neighbours.

6.0 ITV News London (S) 6.25 Party Political Broadcast (S) 6.30 ITV Evening News (S)

7.0 Emmerdale Marlon feels betrayed by the Dingles. (S)

7.30 Coronation Street Daniel resolves to prove his devotion to Bethany. (S)

8.0 Harry Redknapp’s Sandbanks Summer With Harry Redknapp. (S) 8.30 Coronation Street Bethany realises she needs to leave Weatherfield. (S) ✱ 9.0 The Trouble With Maggie Cole New series. Drama, starring Dawn French and Julie Hesmondhalgh. (S)

6.0 The Simpsons Bart betrays Milhouse during their school sports day. (S) (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks Edward prepares a romantic dinner for Tony and Diane. (S) (R) 7.0 News (S)

8.0 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet a couple in Purley, Croydon. (S) (R)

✱9.0 100 Kilo Kids: Obesity SOS Following young patients in Britain’s leading childhood obesity clinic. (S)

10.0 ITV News

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10.30 ITV News London (S) 10.45 Peston Political magazine show presented by Robert Peston. (S)

11.40 Britain Underwater: Fighting The Floods. 12.30 Ideal World. 3.0 Broadchurch. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen. 5.05 Judge Rinder.

10.0 Home Peter tries to hold the family together. (S) 10.30 Gogglebox The households’ opinions on recent TV. (S) (R)

11.35 First Dates. 12.30 The Windsors. 1.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 1.50 My Family And The Galapagos. 2.45 Come Dine With Me. 3.40 Grand Designs. 4.35 Location, Location, Location. 5.35 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems. 5.50 Countdown.

6.0 Home And Away Tori goes home, and learns that Leah is missing. (S) (R) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S)

7.0 Secrets Of The Royal Palaces Behind-the-scenes tales of the British monarchy’s residences. (S) (R)

8.0 Health Foods: Are They A Con? Paul Connolly and Jean Johansson lift the lid on health foods and other products. (S)

✱9.0 Sarah Payne: 5 Mistakes That Caught The Killer Examining the case of Sarah Payne, who was murdered by Roy Whiting in 2000. (S)

10.0 The Chocolate Challenge With The Hairy Bikers The competition heats up as the semi-final gets underway. (S)

11.05 Harvey Nichols: Britain’s Poshest Department Store. 12.05 The Woman Who Ate a House: PICA Syndrome. 1.0 The 21.co.uk Show. 3.0 Access. 3.10 The Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out. 4.0 Tattoo Disasters UK. 4.45 House Doctor. 5.10 Nick’s Quest. 5.35 Wildlife SOS.

9pm Tigers, BBC1

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6pm Tipping Point. 7.0 My Dream Home. 8.0 Sun, Sea And Brides To Be. A missing veil is a challenge for Jo. 9.0 Emma Willis: Delivering Babies. 10.0 Finding Joy. 10.35 Women On The Verge. 11.15 Inside The Ambulance. 12.20am One Born Every Minute. 1.15 Great Ormond Street. 2.05 Code Black. 3.0 Teleshopping.

ITV2 E4

6pm You’ve Been Framed! Gold. 8.0 Two And A Half Men. 8.30 Two And A Half Men. 9.0 Family Guy. 9.30 Family Guy. 10.0 Celebrity Juice. 10.50 Family Guy. 11.20 American Dad! 12.20am Two And A Half Men. 1.15 Timewasters. 1.45 Timewasters. 2.15 CelebAbility. 3.0 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records. 3.25 ITV2 Nightscreen. 6pm The Big Bang Theory. 7.0 Hollyoaks. 7.30 Man With A Plan. 8.0 The Goldbergs. 8.30 Schooled. 9.0 Celebs Go Dating. 10.0 Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist. 11.0 The Big Bang Theory. 12midnight Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 1.0 Celebs Go Dating. 2.05 First Dates Hotel. 3.0 Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist. 3.55 The Goldbergs. 4.20 Schooled. 9pm 100 Kilo Kids, C4

ITVB E

6pm Masters Of Flip. 7.0 Buying And Selling. 8.0 Dinner Date. 9.0 Sam And Billie Faiers: The Mummy Diaries. 10.0 Growing Up Chrisley. Elliott makes a big mistake in ordering for Chase’s business. 10.30 Growing Up Chrisley. 11.0 Singletown. 12midnight The Only Way Is Essex. 12.45 ITVBe Nightscreen. 12.55 Teleshopping.

MTV 6pm Catfish: Shadiest Characters 49. 7.0 Teen Mom Australia. 7.30 Teen Mom Australia. 8.0 Teen Mom: Young & Pregnant. 9.0 Geordie OGs. 10.0 Catfish: The TV Show. 11.0 True Life Crime. 12midnight Ridiculousness. 12.30 Ridiculousness. 1.0 RuPaul’s Drag Race. 2.20 RuPaul’s Drag Race. 3.40 Ridiculousness.

TLC 6pm Say Yes To The Dress. 7.0 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 7.30 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 8.0 Unexpected: Teenage & Pregnant. 9.0 90 Day Fiance. 10.0 90 Day Fiance. 11.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 12midnight Unexpected: Teenage & Pregnant. 1.0 90 Day Fiance. 3.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 4.0 Say Yes To The Dress: Atlanta.

SK Y ONE 6pm Futurama. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.0 SEAL Team. 10.0 Avenue 5. 10.35 Intelligence. 11.05 Intelligence. 11.35 The Russell Howard Hour. 12.35am The Heist. 1.35 Caught On Dashcam. 2.30 The Force: Manchester. 3.30 Road Wars. 4.0 Stop, Search, Seize. 5.0 Futurama.

SKY A TLANTIC 6pm Without A Trace. 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 8.0 Blue Bloods. 9.0 Angels In America. Louis arranges a meeting with Prior, who tries to drag Belize to the courthouse. 10.20 Angels In America. Last in the series. 12midnight The End. 12.35 Babylon Berlin. 1.45 John Adams. 3.25 Californication. 4.0 The West Wing. 10pm Sandylands, Gold

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6pm Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 7.0 Hollywood Medium. 8.0 Very Cavallari. 9.0 Botched. 10.0 Meet The Frasers. 11.0 Nightly Pop. 11.30 Botched: Most Outrageous OMG Patients Countdown. 12midnight Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 1.0 Botched. 2.0 Teleshopping. 3.0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

SKY LIVING 6pm Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. 8.0 Ghost Whisperer. 9.0 Criminal Minds. 10.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 11.0 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 12midnight CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 1.0 The Rookie. 2.0 Ghost Whisperer. 3.0 Shades Of Blue. 4.0 Road Wars. 4.30 Road Wars. 5.0 Brit Cops: Rapid Response.

Thursday 5 March

CLOSER PICKS

BB C1

6am Breakfast. 9.15 Britain’s Housing Scandal. 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer. 11.0 Wanted Down Under Revisited. 11.45 Saved On Camera. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. 1.0 BBC News At One; Weather. 1.30 BBC Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. ✱ 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On. 3.0 Escape To The Country. 3.45 Money For Nothing. ✱ 4.30 Ready Steady Cook. 5.15 Pointless.

6.0 BBC News At Six; Weather (S) 6.30 BBC Regional News; Weather (S) 6.55 Party Political Broadcast (S) (R) 7.0 The One Show Live magazine show, presented by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. (S) 7.30 EastEnders Gray’s boss urges him to make Kush plead guilty. (S)

✱8.0 MasterChef Six more hopefuls take part in the second heat. (S)

✱9.0 Noughts And Crosses New series. Drama about two young people divided by their colour but united by love. (S)

10.0 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.25 BBC Regional News; Weather (S) 10.35 Question Time Fiona Bruce hosts the political debate from Tunbridge Wells. (S)

11.35 Newscast. 12.10 BBC News.

BBC2

6.30am Money For Nothing. 7.15 Ready Steady Cook. 8.0 Sign Zone: Great British Railway Journeys. 8.30 Sign Zone: Lose Weight And Get Fit With Tom Kerridge. 9.0 BBC News At 9. 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire. 11.0 BBC Newsroom Live. 12.15 Politics Live. 1.0 Hardball. 1.45 Best House In Town. 2.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip. 3.0 Red Rock. 3.45 The Great Interior Design Challenge. 4.45 Portillo’s State Secrets. 5.15 Flog It!

ITV C4 CHANNEL 5

6am Good Morning Britain. 9.0 Lorraine. 10.0 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News. 1.55 ITV News London. 2.0 Judge Rinder. 3.0 Tenable. 4.0 Tipping Point. 5.0 The Chase. 6.30am Cheers. 6.55 Cheers. 7.20 The King Of Queens. 7.45 The King Of Queens. 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond. 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond. 9.10 Frasier. 9.40 Frasier. 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada. 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 12.0 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It. 1.05 Posh Pawn. 2.10 Countdown. 3.0 Crufts 2020. 4.0 A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now? 5.0 Come Dine With Me. 6am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine. 11.15 P addington Station 24/7. 12.10 5 News At Lunchtime. 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords. 1.10 Access. 1.15 Home And Away. 1.45 Neighbours. 2.15 FILM: A Wedding To Die For (2019) ★★★ 4.0 Friends. 4.30 Friends. 5.0 5 News At 5. 5.30 Neighbours.

6.0 Richard Osman’s House Of Games With Chizzy Akudolu and Miles Jupp. (S) 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys . (S) (R)

7.0 MOTDx Football discussion presented by Jermaine Jenas. (S) 7.30 Villages By The Sea Archaeologist Ben Robinson examines the history of Clovelly in Devon. (S) 8.0 Secrets Of The Museum Frankenstein’s monster is brought back to life at the V&A. (S)

9.0 Hospital The work of staff Alder Hey Children’s Hospital.

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6.0 ITV News London (S) 6.25 Party Political Broadcast (S) 6.30 ITV Evening News (S)

7.0 Emmerdale Dawn receives news about the custody of Lucas. (S) 7.30 Diet: Trust Your Gut? Tonight The importance of the digestive system. (S)

6.0 The Simpsons Homer is banned from driving. (S) (R)

6.30 Hollyoaks Edward decides to turn his attentions to Marnie. (S) (R) 7.0 News (S)

8.0 Emmerdale Al has to work hard to get Ellis back onside. (S) ✱ 8.30 How To Spend It Well On Holiday Phillip Schofield fronts a brand-new consumer show (S) 9.0 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King Fury’s rematch against Deontay Wilder is confirmed. Last in the series. (S)

8.0 Crufts 2020 Clare Balding presents highlights from the NEC in Birmingham. (S)

9.0 Hunted Hayley risks returning to Wigan to be reunited with her dog. (S)

10.0 Vic & Bob’s Big Night Out Comedy series. (S) (R) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

11.15 Match Of The Day: The FA Cup. 11.40 Live SheBelieves Cup. 2.15 Sign Zone: Confronting Holocaust Denial With David Baddiel. 3.15 Sign Zone: Dom Does America. 4.0 Sign Zone: Trust Me, I’m A Doctor. 4.30 This Is BBC Two.

10.0 ITV News

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10.30 ITV News London 10.45 Liar Return of the thriller, starring Joanne Froggatt. (S) (R) (S)

10.0 First Dates Healthcare assistant Anthony wants to put his wild past behind him. (S)

11.45 Dancing On Ice. 1.20 Ideal World. 3.0 Diet: Trust Your Gut? Tonight. 3.25 ITV Nightscreen. 5.05 Judge Rinder. 11.0 24 Hours In A&E. 12.0 100 Kilo Kids: Obesity SOS. 1.0 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 1.50 Home. 2.15 Baghdad Central. 3.10 Starbucks & Nespresso: The Truth About Your Coffee – Dispatches. 3.35 Come Dine With Me. 4.30 Location, Location, Location. 5.25 Cooking Up A Fortune.

6.0 Home And Away Lives hang in the balance as the hospital siege escalates. (S) (R) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S)

7.0 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies The comedian helps with a sick Staffordshire bull terrier. (S) (R)

8.0 Britain’s Naughtiest Nursery (S)

✱9.0 10 Years Younger In 10 Days Cherry Healey helps recovering alcoholic Paulette.

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✱10.0 Me & My Beautiful Face The stories of people living with facial disfigurements. (S)

11.05 Billionaire Kids: Diamond Lives. 12.05 Eamonn And Ruth: Blowing A Fortune. 1.0 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show. 3.0 Access. 3.10 Paddington Station 24/7. 4.0 Tattoo Disasters UK. 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK. 4.45 House Doctor. 5.10 Nick’s Quest. 5.35 Wildlife SOS.

8pm MasterChef, BBC1

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6pm Tipping Point. 7.0 My Dream Home. 8.0 Sun, Sea And Brides To Be. A bride on a diet finds the food in the hotel too tempting. 9.0 Inside The Ambulance. 10.0 One Born: What Happened Next? 11.0 Inside The Ambulance. 12midnight One Born Every Minute. 1.0 Great Ormond Street. 1.50 Code Black.

ITV2 E4

6pm You’ve Been Framed! Gold. 7.0 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Yearbook. 8.0 Two And A Half Men. 9.0 FILM: Bridesmaids (2011) ★★★★ 11.35 Family Guy. 12.05am Family Guy. 12.30 American Dad! 1.25 The Stand Up Sketch Show. 1.55 Two And A Half Men. 2.25 CelebAbility. 3.05 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records. 6pm The Big Bang Theory. 7.0 Hollyoaks. 7.30 Man With A Plan. 8.0 Young Sheldon. 9.0 Celebs Go Dating. 10.0 Celebrity Gogglebox. 11.05 The Big Bang Theory. 12.05am Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 1.05 Celebs Go Dating. 2.10 First Dates Hotel. 3.05 Celebrity Gogglebox. 4.0 The Big Bang Theory. 4.50 How I Met Your Mother. 9pm 10 Years Younger, C5

ITVB E

6pm Masters Of Flip. 7.0 Buying And Selling. 8.0 Dinner Date. Dee is given five menus. 9.0 Totally Unbelievable. 10.0 Married To Medicine. Reality programme following women connected to the world of medicine in Atlanta. 11.0 Singletown. 12midnight The Only Way Is Essex. 12.45 ITVBe Nightscreen. 12.55 Teleshopping.

MTV 6pm Catfish: The TV Show. 7.0 MTV Cribs UK. 7.30 MTV Cribs UK. 8.0 Siesta Key. 9.0 Floribama Shore. 10.0 Catfish: The TV Show. 11.0 Ex On The Beach USA: Peak Of Love. 12midnight Ridiculousness. 12.30 Ridiculousness. 1.0 RuPaul’s Drag Race. 2.20 RuPaul’s Drag Race. 3.40 Ridiculousness. 4.0 Teleshopping.

TLC 6pm Say Yes To The Dress. 6.30 Say Yes To The Dress. 7.0 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. 10.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 11.0 My 600lb Life: Where Are They Now? 12midnight 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. 3.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 4.0 Say Yes To The Dress: Atlanta. 4.30 Say Yes To The Dress: Atlanta.

SK Y ONE 6pm Futurama. 6.30 The Simpsons. 8.0 A League Of Their Own. 9.0 The Heist. 10.0 The Force: North East. 11.0 An Idiot Abroad 2. 12midnight Intelligence. 1.0 Caught On Dashcam. 2.0 The Late Late Show With James Corden: Best Of The Week. 3.0 The Force: Manchester. 4.0 Stop, Search, Seize. 5.0 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama.

SKY A TLANTIC 6pm Without A Trace. 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 8.0 Blue Bloods. 9.0 John Adams. The elderly statesman writes his memoirs. 10.20 The Sopranos. 11.35 The Sopranos. 12.45am Public Enemy. 1.50 Dolittle: Special. 2.0 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets. 3.0 Public Enemy. 4.10 The West Wing. 5.05 The West Wing. 10pm Me & My Beautiful Face, C5

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6pm Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 7.0 Very Cavallari. 8.0 Botched. 9.0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 10.0 The Soup. 10.30 Nightly Pop. 11.0 In The Room. 11.30 Botched. 12midnight Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 1.0 Botched. 2.0 Teleshopping. 2.30 Teleshopping. 3.0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

SKY LIVING 6pm Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. 8.0 Ghost Whisperer. 9.0 The Rookie. 10.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 11.0 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 12midnight CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 1.0 Chicago Med. 2.0 Chicago Fire. 3.0 Chicago PD. 4.0 Shades Of Blue. 5.0 Brit Cops: Rapid Response.

F riday 6 March

CLOSER PICKS

BB C1

6am Breakfast. 9.15 Britain’s Housing Scandal. 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer. 11.0 Wanted Down Under Revisited. 11.45 Saved On Camera. 12.15 Bargain Hunt. 1.0 BBC News At One; Weather. 1.30 BBC Regional News; Weather. 1.45 Doctors. 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On. 3.0 Escape To The Country. 3.45 Money For Nothing. ✱ 4.30 Ready Steady Cook. 5.15 Pointless.

6.0 BBC News At Six; Weather (S)

6.30 BBC Regional News; Weather (S)

7.0 The One Show Live chat and topical reports, presented by Alex Jones. (S) ✱ 7.30 MasterChef Former participants Alex Rushmer, Dr Tim Kinnaird and Dhruv Baker guest. (S)

8.30 EastEnders Shirley grows suspicious of Suki’s behaviour. (S)

✱9.30 MasterChef The chefs are fighting for a place in Knockout Week. (S) 10.0 BBC News At Ten (S)

10.25 BBC Regional News; Weather (S) 10.35 Greg James’ Sport Relief Heroes The DJ meets with his heroes of the event. (S)

11.35 Catchpoint Sport Relief Special. 12.20 BBC News.

BBC2

6.30am Money For Nothing. 7.15 Ready Steady Cook. 8.0 Sign Zone: Winterwatch. 9.0 BBC News At 9. 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire. 11.0 BBC Newsroom Live. 12.15 Politics Live. 1.0 Hardball. 1.45 Best House In Town. 2.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip. 3.0 Red Rock. 3.45 The Great Interior Design Challenge. 4.45 Portillo’s State Secrets. 5.15 Flog It!

ITV C4 CHANNEL 5

6am Good Morning Britain. 9.0 Lorraine. 10.0 This Morning. 12.30 Loose Women. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News. 1.55 ITV News London. 2.0 Judge Rinder. 3.0 Tenable. 4.0 Tipping Point. 5.0 The Chase. 6.30am Cheers. 6.55 Cheers. 7.20 The King Of Queens. 7.45 The King Of Queens. 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond. 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond. 9.10 Frasier. 9.40 Frasier. 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada. 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. 12.0 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It. 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers. 2.10 Countdown. 3.0 Crufts 2020. 4.0 A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now? 5.0 Come Dine With Me. 6am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine. 11.15 Paddington Station 24/7. 12.10 5 News At Lunchtime. 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords. 1.10 Access. 1.15 Home And Away. 1.45 Neighbours. 2.20 FILM: My Husband’s Double Life (2018) ★★★ 4.0 Friends. 4.30 Friends. 5.0 5 News At 5. 5.30 Neighbours.

6.0 Richard Osman’s House Of Games With Chizzy Akudolu and Miles Jupp. (S) 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys With Michael Portillo. (S) (R) 7.0 Extreme Wales With Richard Parks Exploring Britain’s deepest cave. (S) (R) 7.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Nadia Sawalha and Kaye Adams go antiquing in Scotland. (S) (R)

6.0 ITV News London

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6.30 ITV Evening News (S)

7.0 Emmerdale Victoria makes a huge decision for her and Luke. (S) 7.30 Coronation Street Gary bumps into an old acquaintance. (S)

6.0 The Simpsons Lisa discovers Bart’s demented twin. (S) (R) 6.30 Hollyoaks Toby is angry when he sees Romeo leaving his flat. (S) (R) 7.0 News (S)

7.30 Crufts 2020 Further coverage live from the NEC in Birmingham. (S)

8.30 Wild Cuba: A Caribbean Journey Part one of two. Colin Stafford-Johnson explores parts of Cuba few outsiders have seen. (S)

8.30 Vera DCI Stanhope investigates a murder at a remote cottage in Northumberland. (S) (R)

9.30 QI With Nish Kumar and Cariad Lloyd. (S) (R)

10.0 Mock The Week With Angela Barnes and Ed Byrne.

(S) (R) 10.30 Newsnight

(S)

11.05 FILM: The Beguiled (2017) ★★★★ 12.35 Sign Zone: Spying On The Scammers – Panorama. 1.05 Sign Zone: Doctor Who. 2.10 This Is BBC Two.

10.25 ITV News

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10.55 ITV News London

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11.10 McDonald & Dodds. 12.55 Ideal World. 3.0 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 3.50 ITV Nightscreen.

9.0 Gogglebox The households’ opinions on recent TV. (S)

10.0 The Last Leg Guests include former Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow. (S)

11.05 The Big Narstie Show. 12.10 FILM: 2 Guns (2013) ★★★ 2.05 The Simpsons. 2.30 The Simpsons. 2.55 Come Dine With Me. 3.50 Grand Designs. 4.45 Location, Location, Location. 5.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems.

6.0 Home And Away Mac breaks cover to get help for a rapidly deteriorating Bella. (S) (R) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S)

7.0 Helicopter Pursuits: Caught On Camera Police helicopter chases. (S) (R) 7.30 The Yorkshire Steam Railway: All Aboard The annual steam gala is held. (S)

8.30 Celebrity Britain By Barge: Then & Now Bill, Jennie, Anne and Pete join the Glasgow and Edinburgh Union Canal. (S)

9.45 FILM: Con Air (1997) ★★★★ A parolee on his flight home intervenes when America’s deadliest criminals hijack the plane. Action thriller, starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, John Malkovich and Steve Buscemi. (S)

12.05 Building The Billion Pound Mega Bridge. 1.0 Access. 1.05 The 21.co.uk Show. 3.05 Access. 3.10 Paddington Station 24/7. 4.45 House Doctor. 5.10 Nick’s Quest. 5.35 Wildlife SOS.

7 .30pm MasterChef, BBC1

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6pm Tipping Point. 7.0 My Dream Home. 8.0 Sun, Sea And Brides To Be. 9.0 999 Rescue Squad. A 21-year-old man shot twice in the chest. 10.0 Should I Go Under The Knife? In Miami, Cherry Healey meets women who have had a “mummy makeover”. 11.0 Inside The Ambulance. 12midnight One Born Every Minute. 10pm Mock The Week, BBC1 8.30pm Vera, ITV

DIGITAL I CABLE LIS TINGS

ITV2

6pm You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Unleashed! 8.0 Two And A Half Men. 8.30 Two And A Half Men. 9.0 FILM: Ride Along (2014) ★★ 11.10 Family Guy. 11.35 Family Guy. 12.05am American Dad! 1.05 The Cleveland Show. 1.30 Two And A Half Men. 2.0 Two And A Half Men. 2.30 Plebs. 2.55 Plebs. 3.20 ITV2 Nightscreen.

E4

6pm The Big Bang Theory. 7.0 Hollyoaks. 7.30 Man With A Plan. 8.0 The Big Bang Theory. 9.0 Celebs Go Dating. 10.0 Naked Attraction. 11.05 Rick And Morty. 11.35 Mr Pickles. 11.50 Robot Chicken. 12.05am Rick And Morty. 12.35 The Big Bang Theory. 1.35 Celebs Go Dating. 2.35 Naked Attraction. 3.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

MTV 6pm Catfish: Shadiest Characters. 6.55 The Official UK Number One. 7.0 Catfish: The TV Show. 8.0 Teen Mom: Young & Pregnant. 9.0 Celebrity Ex On The Beach. 10.0 Geordie OGs. 11.0 True Life Crime. 12midnight Ridiculousness. 12.30 Ridiculousness. 1.0 RuPaul’s Drag Race. 2.20 RuPaul’s Drag Race. 3.40 Ridiculousness.

TLC 6pm Say Yes To The Dress. 6.30 Say Yes To The Dress. 7.0 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 7.30 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 8.0 Curvy Brides Boutique. 9.0 Say Yes To The Dress America. 10.0 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 10.30 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 11.0 Dr Pimple Popper. 12midnight Curvy Brides Boutique.

SK Y ONE 6pm Futurama. 6.30 The Simpsons. 8.30 Modern Family. 9.0 Intelligence. 10.0 The Late Late Show With James Corden: Best Of The Week. 11.0 Avenue 5. 11.35 The Trip To Greece. 12.35am Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries. 1.30 Caught On Dashcam. 2.30 The Force: Manchester. 3.30 Road Wars. 4.0 Stop, Search, Seize. 5.0 Futurama. 10pm The Last Leg, C4 8.30pm Britain By Barge, C5

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6pm Masters Of Flip. 7.0 Buying And Selling. 8.0 Dinner Date. 9.0 Botched. A transgender woman wants to have her collapsed nose fixed. 10.0 Botched. 10.55 Kendra On Top. Part two of two. Kendra’s mother and father finally reunite. 11.20 The Only Way Is Essex. 12.10am Income Property. 12.40 ITVBe Nightscreen.

SKY A TLANTIC 6pm Without A Trace. 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 8.0 Blue Bloods. 9.0 Babylon Berlin. New series. Gereon gets sent to investigate a deadly accident on a film set. 10.0 Babylon Berlin. 11.0 Public Enemy. 12.05 Public Enemy. 1.15 The Outsider. 2.20 Without A Trace. 3.45 Californication. 4.20 The West Wing. 5.10 The West Wing.

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6pm Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 7.0 In The Room. 7.30 Meet The Frasers. 8.0 Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry. 9.0 Botched. 10.0 Botched. 11.0 Nightly Pop. 11.30 The Soup. 12midnight Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 1.0 Botched. 2.0 Teleshopping. 3.0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

SKY LIVING 6pm Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. 8.0 Chicago Med. 9.0 Chicago Fire. 10.0 Chicago PD. 11.0 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. 12midnight CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 2.0 Blue Bloods. 3.0 Shades Of Blue. 4.0 Ghost Whisperer. 5.0 Brit Cops: Rapid Response.

GREAT NIGHT I N

ON-DEMAND TV & DVD

Out wee k! this

Zombieland: Double Tap

AVAILABLE ON DVD & BLU-RAY OUT NOW

This is a worthy successor to the hugely

popular and very fun Zombieland , which was released TEN years ago (eek!). After

previously fending off a load of zombies, survivors Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg),

Wichita (Emma Stone), Little Rock (Abigail Breslin), and Tallahassee (Woody

Harrelson) are back and fighting, well, more zombies! Although, this time, the zombies

have evolved, and there are new threats – including hippies! As enjoyable as ever.

Terminator: Dark Fate

AVAILABLE ON DVD & BLU RAY OUT 2 MARCH

Following on from the events of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Sarah

Connor joins a cyborg soldier to protect a young woman from future assassins.

With the return of machine-gun-toting Linda Hamilton (Connor), and original

Can You Hear Me? A Paramedic’s

Encounters With Life And Death

(JAKE JONES) Jake has worked in the UK ambulance service for ten years. Every day, he deals with difficult and challenging scenarios – the hoarder who won’t move his collection to let his ailing father leave the house, the blood-soaked man who tries to escape from the ambulance, a young man who’s stopped breathing in a supermarket toilet… This moving memoir is an honest examination of an exceptionally tough job. A must read.

BEST DAY OUT

Legoland Discovery Centre

The Legoland Discovery centre is the ultimate

indoor LEGO playground and perfect for hours of family fun. With lots to see and

do, including creative workshop, LEGO 4D cinema, Mini Land and LEGO DUPLO Farm,

as well as rides such as the LEGO City Forest Ranger Pursuit, it’s time to get creative and

inspire your imagination. Even after all this, you won’t be able to resist a trip to the gift shop

afterwards! For tickets and more info visit Manchester.legolanddiscoverycentre.co.uk

TU NE I N

BTS Map of the Soul: 7 As South Korean K-Pop is now part of the mainstream music scene, it’s hard to ignore this new offering from boyband giants BTS. With 7 members – RM, SUGA, Jin, J-hope, Jung-kook, V and Jimin – this album is made up of extremely catchy tunes and feel-good beats, despite the language barrier. And with a sell-out world tour on the horizon too, you’d be silly not to give this new record a go! Out now.

DON’T MISS CINEMA

THE CAST

Will Ferrell, Miranda

Otto, Julia Louis-Dreyfus

THE STORY

A remake of the

2014 Swedish film Force Majeure .

Careworn couple Billie (Louis

Dreyfus) and Pete (Ferrell) find

themselves on a slippery slope –

both literally and figuratively – when

an approaching avalanche forces

them to reevaluate their lives.

THE VERDICT Both leads are

on top form in this light-hearted offering. There’s plenty of charm to carry the film along, as well as the odd chuckle, but there was potential for more bite if only they could have dug a little deeper.

CERT 15, 86 MINS, OPENS 28 FEB

Downhill

REVIEWS

THE CAST Noémie Merlant, Adèle Haenel, Luàna Bajrami THE STORY A painter is commissioned to produce a wedding portrait of a young bride-to-be, but must paint it without her sitter knowing. THE VERDICT Everything about Céline Sciamma’s film is painfully gorgeous. A beautiful palette, a searing romance that simmers before it storms, subtle camera work framing each shot like a painting – this compelling love story stuck in our minds long after the heartbreaking final scene. A classy, enigmatic and profound must-see. CERT 15, 122 MINS, OPENS 28 FEB Portrait Of A Lady On Fire WORDS: CAITLIN BUTLER, CAROLINE KNELL, AMY ROWLAND, ALYS WEBB PHOTOS: SHUTTERSTOCK