Baby Laurence Lithium
By: John and Dylan Married for fifteen years
Beautiful Laurence Lithium was born in Sweden in 1817. Laurence weighed 6.941 (atomic mass) at birth, with a height of 3 (atomic number). This little Metal was a solid. (Solid at room temperature) We didn’t have the doctor, Johan Arfvedson, tell us early because we wanted it to be a surprise. Once little Laurence was born, we decided a cute nickname for him would be Li. That little cutie pie had a personality all of his own, he boiled at 1347 degrees Celsius, and he melted at 108.54 degrees Celsius.
Laurence Lithium 6.941
John Scalley
Dylan Scalley 1817
3 3
22 Our beautiful baby solid, Laurence Lithium.
Oh beautiful Laurence Lithium, Our little Alkali metal, When you start my battery, It makes me feel so happy, When you’re purchased at $300 a pound, It creates just the sweetest sound, Oh beautiful Laurence Lithium, Our little Alkali metal
• Me and my husband, John also have five other children. It’s a big Alkali metal family! Our children are; Sally Sodium, Paul Potassium, Rick Rubidium, Sammy Cesium, and Franky Francium. You can find us living comfortably at 3 Arfvedson Court.Here are some family photos!
Sally
Rick
Paul
Sammy
Franky
So many Memories!
When I grow up‌ Our little Laurence is going to work in a sweat shop in Russia making batteries for minimum wage!
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