Sexcapades

Not the good type of wind

I saw this guy a few months ago who I really liked; things were going super well. Even though we had only been seeing each other for about 3 weeks at this point, we just got along well. One weekday night he invited me over. I was super nervous, as I had never been to his place before. Anyways I arrived and all was going well, we decided to have a movie night in his room with snacks and you already know how that is going to go, but before we got to doing anything, my stomach started to get sore. I needed to fart; like bad. What makes it even worse is that he has an ensuite, so his room was connected to this bathroom, which is any girl’s worst nightmare.

After a while of hoping the need to fart would go away it didn’t. So, I excused myself to go to the bathroom. I didn’t know what to do, I probably needed to have a poo but no way I’m going to do that! And I can’t fart on the toilet because that would only echo, and he’d hear.

After being in the bathroom for a while I started getting nervous because by this time, he’d start wondering if I was okay. Then, I remembered seeing a TikTok video hack that if you didn’t want your farts to make a sound, you should spread your cheeks. So, I decided to squat on the floor and do exactly that.

As I was squatting with my pants down and cheeks spread, he knocked on the door to see if I was okay, which gave me a fright and I farted loudly. It reverberated off the floor and I just know he heard as he was obviously right next to the door. Oh my gosh, I had never been so embarrassed - I told him I was fine, opened the door, awkwardly smiled at him and then we continued to watch the movie.

We stopped seeing each other not long after....