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Waiting for snow, hoping, praying by guest columnist Garrison Keillor

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It has snowed a smidge in Minneapolis and I went to church Sunday to give thanks for it and ask for more. The TV weatherman talks about who might be “hit by” a snowstorm and who might “escape,” as if the flakes carry an infectious disease, but snow is light, it does not hit anybody so that you’d feel it, and true Minnesotans love a snowstorm, the hush of it, the sense of blessedness, as Degas loved the female form and Cezanne cared about apples. I thank God for all three, apples, women, and snow, and also for my good health. I am an old man chained to a computer and I get less exercise than your average statue in the park. Meanwhile I avoid vegetables in favor of peanut butter and bacon sandwiches, I seldom wash my hands and often rub my eyes, my daily water intake is less than that of a small lizard, and yet I feel pretty darned good, knock on wood, whereas certain people I know who lead exemplary lives of daily workouts and hydration and veganism complain of insomnia, sharp stabbing pains, exhaustion, gassiness, and memory loss, so where is the justice, I ask you. How is it that the wicked prosper and the righteous suffer? Please see KEILLOR page 2

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the first 40 years are always the hardest

The answer is: I have an excellent doctor. I searched high and low for one, eliminating those with WASPy names like Postlethwaite or Dimbleby-Pritchett and those with old names (Amos, Portia, Naomi, Elijah) who maybe don’t know about antibiotics. I scratched very young doctors (Sean, Amber, Jared, Emerald) who maybe don’t understand geriatrics. I eliminated doctors who, when I called to inquire about an appointment, I was put on hold and heard flute music. I nixed doctors who had tassels on their shoes or whose M.D. degrees came from schools in Tahiti or Tijuana. And by the time I found a doctor, medical science had taken great leaps forward in the treatment of sedentary dehydrated germ-ridden men like me, so here I am. My advice to the young is: Don’t sweat exercise. Eat what you want to eat. Live your life. Follow your heart. And be sure to marry well. I did that a quarter-century ago and it took me a while to realize it but now I feel buoyant around her and without her I’m just going through the motions. With her, I’m Mr. Successful, and without her I’m an old guy with soup stains on his shirt. Thoreau said to advance confidently in the direction of your dreams and you’ll be successful, but he could’ve been more specific. He himself was a failure, as an author and as a lecturer and at finding a date for Saturday night. When he said, “The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation,” he was talking about himself. His classic, Walden, would’ve been a better book if there’d been a woman living in the cabin with him, but he only had

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a hard narrow bed and was more interested in mushrooms than in being a fun guy. And he was a Red Sox fan. Scientists have pointed out that fans of losing teams experience a 20 percent drop in testosterone. A cruel thing. Your warriors go down to defeat and you get up from the TV and your wife comes and puts her arms around you and you think, “Oh no, not this again.” I’ve been a fan of the Twins (78-84), the Golden Gophers (3-6), the Democratic Party (1 out of 4, counting the Supreme Court), and country music (he gets fired, his wife leaves him, he gets drunk, she runs off with a successful orthopedic surgeon) so I’m running low on testosterone, but there is hope. The lessons last Sunday in church said so. The prophet Isaiah said, “You shall be a crown of beauty. … You shall be called My Delight,” which nobody ever said to me before. The psalm was about feasting, and in the Gospel of John, Jesus did his magic trick turning water into wine at the wedding. I was absolved of my transgressions and I prayed for my daughter and for the infant Ida Rose, one week old, and afterward people around me reached over and shook my hand. I pulled out a five to put in the collection plate and saw too late that it was a twenty and the usher had seen it, so I let it go. Fifteen bucks for a sense of hope? Cheap at the price. And now I look out and see snow falling. +

You happen upon a condom in your 12 year-old daughter’s room. You don’t think she is sexually active. She hasn’t seemed very interested in boys and she is not away from adult supervision for any significant periods of time. However, you are still concerned that she has it. What do you do?

Used with permission of the author, Garrison Keillor. www.GarrisonKeillor.com

B. You have to have a talk with her. There’s no need to play games with it and, perhaps, put her in a position of lying to you. Be direct.

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A. Don’t say anything to her about it, but keep it. She will know you’ve found it and eventually talk with you about it. B. Keep the condom and after a day or two ask her if she’s missing anything from her room. That will force her to talk with you about it. C. Confront her with what you found and put her on restriction from all of her friends. D. Tell her that you found the condom and talk with her about relationships, sexuality, and responsible behavior. If you answered: A. Most kids would never say anything to you about a missing condom even if they knew you had it. You would miss an opportunity for an important talk about life that you need to be having with her soon anyway.

C. This is not a situation that calls for punishment. It is a situation that calls for communication.

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D. This is the best response. This situation presents an opportunity for a frank discussion about relationships, adolescent sexuality, and responsible behavior that you probably should have already started by now. The key in this situation is communication and guiding your child and preparing her, the best you can, through a stressful and very scary period of adolescent sexuality. It matters less where she got the condom unless it was given to her by an adult. If that is the case, you have a whole different and more serious problem that I’ll cover in a later column. + Dr. Proefrock is a local clinical and forensic psychologist

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Who is this? ON THE ROAD TO BETTER HEALTH A PATIENT’S PERSPECTIVE Editor’s note: Augusta writer Marcia Ribble, Ph.D., is a retired English and creative writing professor who offers her unique perspective as a patient. Contact her at marciaribble@hotmail.com

here are so many interesting aspects and available side trips in the telling of this man’s story that it’s difficult to decide where to begin. But to know that our subject, William Withering, was a botanist, chemist, and a physician is as good a place to start as any. Born in 1741 in Shropshire (UK), Withering heard about an old woman in the village, “Mother Hutton,” as the story goes, who practiced herbal healing. One of her concoctions for treating “dropsy” (congestive heart failure caused by swelling or edema) was a preparation made from foxglove plants. Withering undertook a scientific study of the recipe, knowing the plants are toxic from their roots to their beautiful blossoms. In 1785 he published the first description in medical literature of foxglove’s active ingredient, identified by Withering as digitalis. [Much of the plant’s identifiers are related to its appearance: its official name, digitalis purpurea, describes the “finger-like” appearance of its flowers (and their color); the common name arose from the first botanist to record the plant, the German Leonhard Fuchs in 1542, fuchs being the German word for fox; fuchsia plants are also named for him. “Glove” kept the finger-like imagery going.] Publication of Withering’s paper launched a huge feud between him and Erasmus Darwin, Charles Darwin’s grandfather. Both were members of the Lunar Society, a dinner club and society for the learned elite that met monthly for many years beginning around 1765 in Birmingham, England. Aside from Withering and Darwin, its members included such industrial and scientific heavyweights of the day as James Watt, Joseph Priestly and Josiah Wedgewood. The group’s name came, not from any particular interest in astronomy, but from its schedule of meeting on nights when a full moon made late night travels home safer in the days before street lights. An entire chapter about the Society could be built around the events of 1791 alone. The group’s support of the French Revolution sparked riots in July of that year, often called the Priestly Riots, since Joseph Priestly, Society member and discoverer of oxygen, was one of the initial targets of rioters, who continued their rampage for the better part of a week. Priestly’s laboratory, extensive library and manuscripts were destroyed by rioters, who were said to have unofficial government blessing. Troops sent by King George III to quell the uprising took their time arriving, and the king said, “I cannot but feel...pleased that Priestly is the sufferer.” There is no record that Withering suffered loss or injury in the riots. Although Withering’s discovery of the beneficial uses of digitalis in an otherwise toxic plant benefits cardiac patients to this day, the latest chapter in his story just surfaced about 90 years ago. Medical historians realized there are no references to “Mother Hutton” or any unnamed old woman in Withering’s papers. As it turns out, Mother Hutton was the creation of an artist for a 1928 ad campaign by Parke-Davis, the pharmaceutical company which marketed digitalis. Over the past 90 years she has grown from non-existent to an acclaimed genius whose research was stolen by Withering. In fact, the story of Mother Hutton is entirely apocryphal. +

by Marcia Ribble For many of us, parts of our past can be pretty gnarly, but also just plain funny. Lately I have been trying to focus on recalling the funny parts of my past. I’m finding that with a little effort, more and more of the funny memories are walking back into awareness. When I was about fifteen, my folks owned a bakery where we made and sold truly delicious pastries. Back in those days we used genuine lard in some of our recipes. Lard came in large 200-lb. tins with tight fitting lids. When the cans were empty, we washed them out and sold them for $2 to customers who used them for a variety of purposes, like storing out of season clothes in the moth proof cans. We kept a few of the cans out in the front part of the bakery to remind customers that they were available. To understand what makes this story funny, you need to know that my mother was a very proper woman who always behaved with the utmost dignity she could muster. You also need to know that our accountant, Mr. Tripp, was an even more proper gentleman who came in one afternoon a week to make sure my folks’ business dealings were all done very legally and thoroughly, from their paying of taxes on sales to their paying employees’ salaries. One summer day, Mr. Tripp had finished his work in the bakery office. Aunt Helen and I were behind the counter waiting on customers. Mom was walking Mr. Tripp out of the store when he stopped to ask her a question. She stopped and, probably tired, sat down on one of the lard cans. Lard cans with their covers on look solid

enough to sit on without a problem, but that appearance was deceptive. Let me also add that Mom was a slim 130 pounds at the time. Nonetheless, the lard can’s cover folded itself in half and allowed Mom to fall, butt first, into the can. Her arms flew up and her legs flew up and there she was folded in half and stuck in the lard can. Poor Mr. Tripp had no clue about what to do to help her out of that situation. Aunt Helen and I, meanwhile, were struggling — and failing — to control an overwhelming urge to fall out laughing. We were laughing so hard we could barely breathe, let alone help Mom out of the can. Finally we all came to our senses and helped her get out of the can. And that was that! Looking at my 15 year old self, I understand how I found so much humor in my mom’s precarious position in the lard can. I am sure that at times I had sat on those cans myself without falling in. I’m equally sure that Aunt Helen had sat on those cans, too. As in most bakeries, there were no seats for employees in the store front or the bakery back. We worked from 7 am until 6 pm, so getting tired and wanting to get off our feet was normal. The humor came from the total surprise of the lid collapsing and Mom falling into the can, an absolutely unexpected outcome, especially since both Aunt Helen and I weighed more than Mom. I doubt we would have fit into the can like Mom did. Remembering funny stories is good for us. It can help us relax, elevate our mood and lower our blood pressure. It can also help to place our lives into better perspective rather than focusing on less happy aspects of our lives. +

BREAD IS A NO-NO on MY DIET

Which will it be? Many people believe that grain products like bread, pasta, and rice are inherently fattening and should be avoided when trying to lose weight. And we’re close enough to New Year’s to still be in Weight Loss Season. A moment’s contemplation on this common belief should be

quite revealing. It boils down to choosing to avoid an entire food group. That’s not a decision that should be undertaken lightly. It carries with it significant risk of missing out on major sources of vitamins, minerals and fiber that a healthy body needs. In truth, grains themselves aren’t necessarily fattening or unhealthy - although they can be. Assuming a person is choosing whole grain products, not refined or enriched grains, they are getting healthful and salubrious foods. Examples of

the good stuff include whole wheat bread, brown rice, and whole grain cereals and pasta. A related myth is that eating gluten-free foods means eating healthier. For good health, that restriction should be reserved for people diagnosed by a physician as having celiac disease. Gluten is a protein found in many grains, but a gluten-free diet is not a weight-loss diet. Avoiding products with gluten is another way to short-change yourself nutritionally. +

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was talking with a few friends not long ago when one of them asked, “What do In a world where the patient is a participant you do when your patients don’t take the (and possibly “non-compliant”) here are the medications you prescribe?” rules I follow: I think he was expecting me to to be Dr. • The patient always deserves my respect, Furious and lash out against the patients who and should always perceive that respect. It’s don’t give proper respect for my authority. not enough to respect them, I’ve got to show Most people have heard how irritated many that I do. doctors get when patients are non-compliant. • It’s their body, not mine. I can think it “Well,” I said, hesitating, “I guess I just ask makes sense to have surgery or take a medthem why they aren’t taking them. There’s ication, but they are the ones who have to got to be a reason for it, and I try to figure out get cut on or put the foreign substance in why. It could be that the prescription costs their body, not me. I cannot assume that just too much; it could be that they are afraid of because I prescribe or recommend something side effects; it could be that they heard somethat they will act on it without question. thing bad, or have some other bias against • I may know more about medicine than the medication for a reason I don’t know; or it they do, but they know more about their could be that they just don’t understand why own bodies. There is an old saying in mediI think they should be on it in the first place.” cine, “the patient will always tell you what is It is an important question: what happens wrong with them.” In other words, it is our when the patients don’t cooperjob to listen, to ask questions, ate? What does patient-centered to discuss things with them I don’t care if you and care look like with non-compliant so that we can know what is looked it up on going on. Many docs are far too patients? quick to disbelieve symptoms If you look up the word Google. the patient reports, and so many “compliance” in a thesaurus, the first synonym is “obedience to.” patients are afraid to tell of sympThis implies that non-compliant patients are toms that “don’t make sense.” This can lead disobedient patients. This is borne out by to mis-diagnosis. patients when they “confess” they haven’t • It’s more important to get it right than to be taken prescribed medications: they look guilty right. If the patient comes up with the diag— like they are expecting to be scolded. nosis then hooray. I don’t care how we come This flies in the face of the assumption that up with it. Who cares if they looked it up on doctors should be in control, and the patient’s Google? I look up my non-medical problems job is to obey what they’ve been told. Docon Google. Should plumbers, electricians, or tors, after all, give “orders” for things, and geologists be mad at me when I look up inforthe Rx on our prescriptions translates as “take mation in their areas? I could care less. It’s my thou.” We are the captains of the HMS health- pipes, my wires, and my...rocks. care, aren’t we? • I want my patients taking responsibility for Perhaps this was the case before the Intertheir health. As I said before, what happens net, when doctors were often the only source between appointments is far more important of medical information. People could go to the than what happens in them. This means that library and look things up, but most didn’t my job is now one of teacher, interpreter, and take the time. Times have changed. Now all encourager. If I can’t explain why they need of the information I’ve got and knowledge I a medication, they shouldn’t take it. If they gained in my training and during my practice have questions, fears, or concerns, I want to is available to anyone any time. hear about them. Most of all, I don’t want This changes the whole dynamic of the repeople worrying about being scolded when lationship between doctor and patient. Many they come to my office. I’m not their mom. would say this is for the worse, but I disagree. In the end, it’s their choice. If after explaining, Doctors should welcome questions from our listening, educating, and even warning, peopatients; they might just point us in a direcple don’t follow my instructions, I’m OK with tion we hadn’t considered. With this mindset, that. My job is to let them know the risk of I’ve seen patients open up to me much more their choices. Once I’ve done my part, I don’t about things because they perceive that what lose any sleep about their choices. they say matters. I respect what they have to As it stands, I feel my patients are quite say about things, so they talk to me and don’t compliant with what I recommend. They hold back on their fears or concerns. This comply as long as I’ve done my side of the means that people are much less scared to agreement, and they tell me if they don’t do talk to me about important things like alcoas I recommend. I wish other docs would holism, depression, or their concerns about lighten up and stop thinking we are in the medications they are taking. All of these Marcus Welby world of prescriptive medicine. things allow me to give better care. We aren’t, thank goodness. +

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Since our previous issue, the American Heart Association (AHA) has announced that nearly half of all hearts in America have heart disease. This revolting development is partly artificial: it stems in part from the 2017 change in the definition of high blood pressure (hypertension). Millions of people with exactly the same BP they had before the change are now considered to be hypertensive

even though they weren’t two years ago. (The definition of hypertension was 140/90. The new standard we want to be lower than is 130/80.) That change alone meant that overnight, the prevalence of hypertension went from just over 30 percent to more than 45 percent. And overnight, 25 million Americans suddenly had heart disease. The change was made to reflect just how important it is

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to keep blood pressure under control. Experts say about 80 percent of all cases of heart disease could be prevented by controlling blood pressure, high cholesterol and diabetes, along with stopping tobacco use. But keeping the focus on blood pressure for one more paragraph, the AHA has some good news/bad news figures: if all the cases of high blood pressure were removed from heart disease statistics, the overall rate for Americans would drop from 48 percent to just 9 percent. That’s how many people have hypertension. While that sounds like pretty great news, 9 percent of all Americans still translates to more than 24.3 million people who have other causes for their cardiovascular disease (CVD). The list of alternate culprits includes heart failure, stroke, atherosclerosis (hardening of the arteries), angina,

February 8, 2019 abnormal heart rhythms, and so on. The various manifestations of heart disease are, in turn, the side effects of routine features of American life: lack of exercise, high-sodium diets, obesity, stress and anxiety, diets low in fruits and vegetables and high in fat-rich foods, cigarette smoking, and so on. Such a lengthy list of things so common tells us our work is cut out for us. As one of the AHA study authors noted, “healthy” is not the default setting in this country. Our communities are not built for commuting by bicycle or mass transit. Walking is not always safe (more studies released last week say U.S. pedestrians have never been in greater danger of fatal accidents). Processed foods and sugary drinks are far less expensive and more convenient than healthier foods like fresh fruits and vegetables. Even though smoking rates continue their steady fall, even healthcare providers (like University Hospital locally) encourage smoking by

offering convenient designated smoking areas for their employees. So our culture, locally and nationally, may not be structured to make healthful change easy. But life and health are certainly worth the best effort we can give them. And the encouraging news about heart health is that it improving it is within the grasp of literally everyone. Can you (can I?) do something physical for 30 minutes a day - even if it’s only for 10 minutes at a time? Can we work to reduce our stress level? Can we join the 21st century and give up cigarettes if we’re still among the dwindling few (the latest numbers: about 15 percent of adults still smoke)? Can we eat more fresh fruit every day? More vegetables? Can we make sure we know our BP and cholesterol numbers and work to keep them under control? If all or even some of those answers are yes, that amazing machine inside us that beats 100,000 times a day just might reward us with a few hundred million more beats. Cool. +

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“He doesn’t remember a thing.” “I’m not supposed to be alive.” “It was a terrible tragedy.” “And that’s when I fell.” Nothing seemed “The ambulance crashed.” “It was my first year “At first I thought it was something I ate.” to help, until... “It seemed like a miracle.” of medical school.”

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you very “gassy” and are practically impossible to include in your diet. This idea is further advanced by all those silly commercials pushing high fiber supplements, high fiber drinks, high fiber bars and high fiber cookies. Seriously? It underscores the point that you need to get your nutrition information from scientific sources, not ads or commercials. Last month (January 2019) some very important studies about fiber and health were published in the prestigious medical science journal The Lancet. These studies are extremely powerful science and you need to take them very seriously. What do I mean by “extremely powerful science”? The studies are based on people who were part of 185 prospective studies and 58 clinical trials. Wow, these are super-studies! The studies found a very large decrease (15–30%) in heart attacks, heart disease, strokes (including dying from strokes), diabetes, and cancer when comparing people who eat foods higher in fiber to people who have a low-fiber diets. In addition, people eating foods with more fiber weigh less, have lower blood pressures and have lower blood total cholesterols. The more high-fiber foods you eat, the

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February 8, 2019 never a good idea to simply focus on one specific food or nutrient in our daily diet. Instead, look at your overall eating patterns. About your “grazing” comment, yes, I know that those commercials give you the impression that it is impossible to get all the fiber you need from food, so you need to buy their products. I am sure that you’ve seen that lady walking around grazing on broccoli all day. It may be funny to look at, but it’s simply not true. If you eat fruits and veggies and whole grain breads and cereals, it’s easy to get lots of fiber each day. For example, in the morning are you in a hurry? Take a pear or apple and eat it while you drive to work. Don’t stop for a fast food sausage/egg biscuit. Do you actually have more time to sit down for a minute and eat in the morning? Have some low-fat yogurt with the pear, mix some berries in with the yogurt and maybe sprinkle everything with cinnamon or ginger. Have a slice of whole grain toast with olive oil margarine with this quick, easy little breakfast. This simple breakfast meal has all the food groups (protein, dairy, grain, fruits/veggies) and it is low fat, low salt, high fiber, high calcium, healthy and delicious.

Want a “fancier” Sunday morning breakfast? Make a mushroom, onion, garlic, broccoli, tomato, “Egg-Beater” type (or egg white) omelet, serve it with whole grain toast and put 4 strawberries on the plate for extra color, for taste and for fiber, too. It’s a great Sunday breakfast. Here’s a very easy thing to do for dinner: instead of serving a side of plain rice, mix the rice with some lentils when you cook it. Chop up some red and green peppers and throw that in, too. Lentils are very high in fiber and they are so easy to prepare. Most beans have to be soaked before cooking, but with lentils, you can cook them just like rice and simply mix them in with the rice if you want, to add more interest. Make sure and chop up some scallions, cilantro or parsley (or all 3) and throw them on top before you serve your rice/lentil side. You can even sprinkle on some toasted almonds. Once you start looking for fiber opportunities, they’re everywhere. What’s the “No-Nonsense” advice for today? Yes, high fiber foods are extremely healthy, so you need to eat more of them. No, you don’t have to graze to have good nutrition. +

Have a question about food, diet or nutrition? Post or private message your question on Facebook (www.Facebook.com/AskDrKarp) or email your question to askdrkarp@gmail.com If your question is chosen for a column, your name will be changed to insure your privacy. Warren B. Karp, Ph.D., D.M.D. is Professor Emeritus at Augusta University. He has served as Director of the Nutrition Consult Service at the Dental College of Georgia and is past Vice Chair of the Columbia County Board of Health. You can find out more about Dr. Karp and the download site for the public domain eBook, Nutrition for Smarties, at www.wbkarp.com Dr. Karp obtains no funding for writing his columns, articles, or books, and has no financial or other interests in any food, book, nutrition product or company. His interest is only in providing freely available, evidenced-based, scientific nutrition knowledge and education. The information is for educational use only; it is not meant to be used to diagnose, manage or treat any patient or client. Although Dr. Karp is a Professor Emeritus at Augusta University, the views and opinions expressed here are his and his alone and do not reflect the views and opinions of Augusta University or anyone else.

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“I can’t eat heart healthy with my busy schedule.” Whether you’re single or have a family, finding time for a good meal seems to be at the low end of our priority list. Work, school, and paying bills get the most attention. While we like the idea of living healthy, few of us commit. We’re more interested in a short-term fad than a lifestyle change that includes being more active and eating well. But change is possible. First, adjust your attitude. Be optimistic. You CAN make changes and set goals that work for you. You run your life. It shouldn’t run you. Regain control of what matters. Adjust your priorities. Your health should be at the top of your priority list. Small steps add up over time. Committing to a few changes can make a real difference. Second, realize that you don’t have to be a great cook to pull together a “HEARTY” meal for you and your family. Heart health means reducing saturated and trans fat and sodium while increasing high fiber foods. We all need a few “go-to” recipes on hand that are easy, affordable and we feel good about eating. Here’s one you might enjoy. Note the small steps that make this a healthier dish.

Can be made ahead or be on the table in 30 minutes. Store any leftovers in single serving containers for lunch later in the week. All ingredients for this recipe were purchased at local Augusta supermarkets. Small steps: 1) The sodium content of canned beans is reduced by 41% when you drain and rinse them in a colander under cool water. If you want to reduce sodium even more, buy beans and canned foods with “no added salt” on the label. You won’t find added salt in this recipe because the canned items and broth do add sodium to this dish. 2) Choosing super lean ground turkey breast significantly reduces fat when compared to traditional chilis. 3) Adding the bell peppers ups your veggie intake for the day. Pack in as many veggies as you can to this dish. It’s great with diced zucchini too.

Ingredients • 1 1/2 Tbsp. canola • 1 large onion, chopped • 2 large sweet peppers, diced (any color red, orange, yellow, green) • 1 pound fresh ground, turkey breast • 1/2 tsp. garlic powder • 2 tsp. chili powder • 2 tsp. ground cumin • 1/2 tsp. pepper • 15.5 oz. canned, pinto beans (rinsed, drained) • 15.5 oz. canned, black beans (rinsed, drained) • 14.5 oz. canned, diced tomatoes (undrained) • 1-3/4 cups fat-free, low-sodium chicken broth • 1 cup frozen whole kernel corn (or canned corn, drained) • 8 oz. canned, all natural tomato sauce (Hunt’s) Toppings: • 4 medium green onions sliced • 1 bunch fresh cilantro, chopped Please see DIETITIAN page 10

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DIETITIAN… from page 9 • 5.3 ounce, Skyr or Icelandic (Siggi’s) yogurt Directions Add the oil to a large stock pot or dutch oven on stove top. Heat over medium-high heat, swirling to coat the bottom. Cook the onion and peppers for 3 minutes, or until soft, stirring occasionally. Reduce the heat to medium. Stir in the turkey. Cook for 5 minutes, or until browned, stirring frequently to turn and break up the turkey. Stir in the garlic, chili powder, cumin, and pepper. Stir in the remaining ingredients except toppings. Cook for 5 to 7 minutes, or until heated through, stirring frequently. Adjust seasoning to taste. Serving: Serve in warm bowls or mugs. Top with a tablespoon of plain Siggi’s yogurt and sprinkle with green onions and cilantro. Small step: Siggi’s is all natural Skyr (Icelandic yogurt) and was used as a substitute for sour cream. + Nutrition Facts Serving size: 1-1/3 cups = 347 calories, 34 gm protein and 10 gms of fiber *recipe adapted from American Heart Association Disclaimer: Tracey is not compensated by any food company, brand or organization mentioned in this article. She is sharing her personal preferences for specific or brand items that you might also enjoy. Tracey Neely is a “Georgia Grown” registered dietitian/nutritionist specializing in Disease Management, Wellness and Nutrition Education.

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The blog spot — posted by Alexandra Lackey on Feb. 4, 2019 (edited for space and content)

DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE HAVING SURGERY TODAY? During my third year of med school, I completed a rotation in surgery. I was certain it would be horrible. I envisioned myself in the OR getting lightheaded, passing out and being yelled at by my attending physician. My parents, both physicians, warned that I’d just be holding retractors for hours. I want to interact with my patients, not just hover over them while they’re anesthetized. During the first week, my opinion changed only slightly. I wasn’t passing out in the OR, but I certainly wasn’t in love with surgery. Then, on preoperative rounds, I met Mrs. Smith. A frail 82-year-old, she suffered from diverticulosis and recurrent urinary tract infections. Her CT scan had revealed a colovesical fistula, an abnormal passage between the colon and the bladder. It was slated for repair later that day. She lay quietly in her hospital bed as I examined her and collected her history. Her husband sat nearby. “Do you have any questions?” I asked her. “I guess not,” she said. Tears welled up in her eyes. “I’m ready to get this done with so I can begin chemotherapy.” “You have cancer?” I asked, confused. Her tiny, frail hands reached into the bedside dresser and pulled out a large yellow envelope containing a stapled fourpage document: her CT report. I saw no mention of cancer. “It’s spread to my kidney!” she exclaimed with a sob. Mr. Smith began to cry, too. “Who told you that?” I asked. “No one told me; it says it there on the paper,” she replied, a bit impatiently. My eyes darted to the section about her kidneys. It described normal renal anatomy. “Mrs. Smith, do you know why you’re having surgery today?” I asked. “To take the cancer out,” she said, now clearly annoyed. “Would you mind if I sit by you on the bed?” I asked. She nodded, and I sat down beside her. “There’s no indication here of a cancer diagnosis,” I told her gently. I went through each section of her CT report with her, emphasizing that the findings were normal and that her renal cyst was most likely a normal variant. “Oh, that’s wonderful!” Mrs. Smith said excitedly. She was even more elated to hear that the surgery would resolve her symptoms and get her back to living the life she’d once enjoyed. Through tears of joy, Mr. Smith embraced her. “I thought I was going to lose you too soon,” he whispered. I was thrilled to help change Mrs. Smith’s life so much for the better — but upset to think that a member of her care team handed her the CT report without explanation. At Mrs. Smith’s two-week follow-up visit, she was doing well. When she thanked me profusely for helping her, I once more felt humbled and fortunate to be part of a profession that touches lives in such an important way. From then on, I began including: “Do you know why you’re having surgery today?” in my preoperative questions. Often, as with Mrs. Smith, the patients’ answers led me to offer more explanations and illustrations. I found myself enjoying getting to know each patient before surgery. As horrified as I’d once felt about surgery, I fell in love with its ability to so dramatically improve someone’s life within a matter of hours. Although I lacked surgical skills, I found that I did have the skill to communicate with patients. Above all, I learned that what takes place in the OR is critical to a patient’s recovery — but so are the words that help patients to understand what’s happening to them, and what they might hope for. +

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displays honesty and humility that brings the reader to the center of her journey, rather than preaching from a false ivory tower of medicine . . . should be required reading for all women interested in medicine and/or starting a family.” - Mothers in Medicine “Honest, irreverent . . . hilarious and heart-breaking . . . this memoir is not just about how [Dr. Au] navigated the medical world. It’s about the life she wanted beyond the four walls of the hospital.” - StudentDoc.com

“In this treasure of a medical memoir, Au makes doctors seem fallible and funny. She opens her book with her attempt, as a third-year medical student, to retrieve a stool sample from a 300+-pound 85-year-old. After some epiphanies (“I hate working in the pediatric emergency room”), she switches from pediatrics to anesthesiology. Meanwhile, her boyfriend (now husband), Joe, picks ophthalmology, seemingly a good-hours specialty, but one that actually requires being on call every night for two years. After a colleague says he is sure she’ll find a “mommy job,” she does land a manageable-hour position. Au seems to strike a good balance between being a good mom, wife, and doctor, and stays humble in the process. Get ready for a new appreciation for the training and life of doctors.” — Karen Springen, Booklist This Won’t Hurt a Bit (and other white lies), by Michelle Au, M.D., 336 pages, published in May 2011 by Grand Central Publishing +

Research News A little dab’ll do ya Last week the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) issued a warning about excessive toothpaste use among children between the ages of 3 and 6. At that age, kids tend to swallow as much toothpaste as they brush on. The problem there is that swallowing excessive amounts of fluoride toothpaste, especially in relation to the small body size of children, can cause a condition known as dental fluorosis, which is another way of saying tooth discoloration. The CDC cited a study which found that nearly 40 percent of children aged 3 to 6 use more toothpaste than recommended, leading to more toothpaste swallowing than recommended. For the record, kids in that age bracket should have no more than a pea-sized bead of toothpaste on their toothbrush.

An excuse to skip the gym Actually, that is the last thing we want to accomplish in this brief article. But we are in that annual period where one or two New Year’s resolutions may still be hanging on by a thread. Going to the gym is often one of those. What follows, therefore, is designed to make you an informed gym user, not someone who avoids the gym like, well, like the plague. You see, a recent study by FitRated, a company that conducts consumer reviews of fitness equipment, found that gym equipment is absolutely swarming with bacteria. The company commissioned a laboratory to visit three average gyms, all members of national chains. At each gym samples were taken from three treadmills, three exercise bikes, and three sets of free weights. The firm then analyzed the results back in the lab. The results showed that gym memberships can

offer a lot more than visitors bargained for. The findings were expressed in the numbers of colonyforming units (CFU) per square inch. CFU expresses the number of viable bacteria cells found. Free weights were the cleanest, relatively speaking, showing an average of 1,158,381 CFU in the nine set sampled. To put that into perspective, a toilet seat averages 3,200 CFU, meaning the weights had 362 times more bacteria. Exercise bikes showed an average of 1,333,418 CFU in the nine bikes sampled. By comparison, a reusable plastic tray from a cafeteria was measured at 33,800 CFU. The treadmill average was 1,333,432 CFU, compared to an average of 18,000 found on a typical water faucet. The message? Don’t be shy about disinfecting machines before and after using them. Ditto for your hands. +

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Dear Advice Doctor, I have a close friend who is always in a panic about one thing or another. It’s almost aways about things we have no control over. Is this going to be a cold winter, will next summer be hotter than normal, will a certain store come to the area, or will one already here close? I tell her don’t sweat it if it’s beyond our control, and 99% of the time it is. But reasoning doesn’t seem to be working. How can I help her break her habit of needless worry? — Calm Down Dear Calm Down, Everyone should have a friend like you who is caring enough to step in and try to help during difficult times. You are to be commended, and I agree that this is a matter which should be addressed. This situation is actually a very serious quality of life issue that can affect employment, emotions, personal relationships, and the basic ability to enjoy everyday life. As you have discovered, reasoning is a completely ineffective treatment for excessive sweat, although I certainly don’t fault you for suggesting it. The official term for it is hyperhidrosis, and your friend is by no means alone: an estimated 2 to 3 percent of Americans suffer from some variety of hyperhidrosis or another. In some cases the excessive perspiration is localized, effecting only hands or feet, armpits, groin, scalp, or other areas. But sometimes it is generalized, meaning it happens all over the body. Some people experience hyperhidrosis of their scalp, face or chest after eating certain foods. It can begin at birth or just pop up out of the blue at any point in life. Fortunately, doctors can treat this silent handicap. Step one is trying to determine the cause, even though strictly speaking, hyperhidrosis has no known cause. In some cases, however, excessive perspiration can be a drug side effect, a symptom of diabetes, a result of extreme anxiety, or an indication of a thyroid gland disorder. Depending on the cause identified (or even if no direct cause can be isolated), a variety of tools are at a physician’s disposal to banish this problem, ranging from topical creams to botox injections, prescription medications, and even noninvasive surgical removal of sweat glands. Help is dfinitely available. I hope this answers your question. + Do you have a question for The Advice Doctor about life, love, personal relationships, career, raising children, or any other important topic? Send it to News@AugustaRx.com. Replies will be provided only in the Examiner.

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IT’S A QUESTION OF CARE How do I know when my elderly parent needs additional care?

1. Observe the foods in their home. Look in the refrigerator. Are there expired foods or open packages that look questionable? Look in the pantry as well: Are there random cans of food but nothing to put together to prepare a simple, but decent meal? 2. Investigate their mail and bills. If you see mail that is unopened or stacks of bills that appear to be unpaid, dig deeper. Your parent might not be paying their bills on time, and instead they may be sending donations to every solicitation they receive. 3. Check their laundry and housekeeping skills. As people age and begin to decline cognitively, they will go through the motions of doing laundry but may fail to add detergent, so their clothes are not clean. They may claim they are performing housekeeping duties, but you notice their home is cluttered and dirty, and

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you know this isn’t typical. This is common when they either cannot keep up the demands of the home, whether physically or cognitively. Often, their ability to judge an acceptable standard is compromised. 4. Look at their personal care habits. If they were always fastidious about their hygiene and you note that they are not bathing regularly or brushing their teeth or combing their hair, there’s often a problem. 5. Seek feedback from others. You can attend social activities with your parent and inquire if the people there regularly see your parent(s). People who live alone or are beginning to experience symptoms of dementia may claim they are still going to church, meeting friends as normal or grocery shopping regularly when they are not. Asking others will help you know if they are still doing what they claim they are.

6. Assess their driving skills. If Mom or Dad insists on driving and you are brave enough, ride with them and observe for yourself! You can also ask neighbors what they have seen of your parent’s driving habits near their home. Are they driving 55 in a 25 mph residential zone or perhaps the opposite: 25 mph on a busy road? If any of the checkpoints highlight a problem, it might be time to consider hiring non-medical in-home care or begin investigating assisted living. The decision should be based upon your parents’ needs and their financial situation, in addition to your availability and willingness to check on them and provide some of the help that they are beginning to require. + by Amy Hane, a licensed Master Social Worker in South Carolina and Georgia, an Advanced Professional Aging Life Care Manager and a Certified Advanced Social Work Case Manager.

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