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MARCH 7, 2014

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adness, defined for our purposes as “the state or condition of being mad, hopping mad, angry, furious, piqued, livid, outraged, highly provoked, fuming, beside oneself, seeing red, sore, fit to be tied, hot under the collar, incensed, seething, irate, burned up, boiling, apoplectic, flipping one’s wig, or merely irked or annoyed” is, unfortunately, not merely a March phenomenon. According to the Medical Examiner Research Department, millions of people are blowing their tops at every moment of every day of every month, 365 days a year (except for leap years). Anger is a nearly universal emotion: even dogs snarl and bite; cats hiss and scratch. But one thing at a time. Let’s focus on people for now. Anger: just one D away from danger Get real mad and you would not believe the dominos you might be about to topple. You could easily end up dead. It happens all the time. Not long ago on a perfect Saturday afternoon in quiet, lovely North Augusta, two drivers had a minor traffic accident. Tempers flared. In no time at all, one man was lying facedown in the middle of Martintown Road, shot dead in broad daylight. We’ve all heard the recent case of the man who shot an unarmed teenager

after an argument that erupted over loud music. In another recent incident, a man texting in a movie theater during previews was shot and killed by another moviegoer. Still another chilling trend finds people taking out their anger at the world in general by going to the nearest crowded public place and randomly killing as many people as time and bullets allow. These are not isolated incidents. Sad to say, they are merely the tip of the anger iceberg.

Anger kills fast and kills slow Road rage is one of the speedy killers, but bullets aren’t always in the mix. Many road rage deaths are the result of crashes caused by enraged driving. You might be surprised at other ways anger kills: on-the-job injuries are often sparked by anger. In fact, research shows a worker’s level of annoyance has a direct link to the likelihood of injury, from “extreme irritation” (five times more likely to be injured) to “rage” (twelve times more likely). Good thing working conditions at your job are perfect, huh? It’s no accident that anger and anxiety

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are related. They both start with “an,” after all. The physical effects of anger and anxiety are legendary. Getting mad is famous for giving people gastrointestinal problems like ulcers, upset stomach, intestinal cramps and diarrhea. Other rage reactions include headaches, even migraines, high blood pressure, heart attacks, and insomnia. Frequent anger is also a predictor of high cholesterol, smoking, obesity and alcohol abuse. All in all, getting angry all the time boils down to slow motion suicide, with a significant risk of instant death, as we considered earlier. Obviously, anger management is a crucial skill. For more on that, see page 2.

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