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t’s that time of year again, time for our readers to decide the best of the best in Macon GA. Now official voting won’t begin until January 14, however if you join our facebook fan page, you can vote today. Our awards show is one of the most fun events of the year in my opinion.

We get to see the best of the best in local music most of which you will not have heard yet, and our old funnyman Chris Horne has agreed to return and host, God bless him. I just don’t do things like that.

We of course have many surprises in store. More than anything these awards are a gauge of how interested you, our readers, are in this town. Last year nearly 8,000 votes came in, from every

age demographic from every part of this city. All people interested in having a voice. For nearly a decade now, we’re proud to have offered you that voice. That’s right, this year will mark 10 years we will have been in this business, and while we struggle like every other small independent business at times, the rewards it has offered us have been great.

In 2010 you can expect the same great coverage of our city. That we’re honest about this towns problems, sometimes brutally, only means we want you to act to make it better. We’re not here to cheerlead, though we do when we can. We’re here to make Macon a better place and to help our readers grow with it. This year, we hope you’ll join us in that fight.

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Columnist Karen Rogers: For over fifteen years Karen Jones has been a military spouse and a stay-at-home mother of two. Last year, she began writing after a suggestion from a professor at Macon State College.This has evolved into a “second career” and love outside of her domestic dalliances.

Columnist Bill Knowles is a lifelong Conservative who has lived in the Macon area for over 20 years. He got his first taste of the political process when at age 9 he proudly handed out buttons for then President Richard Nixon and has been hooked ever since. Bill has held campaign positions for various local, state and national candidates, including President Ronald Reagan, Steve Forbes, Senator Fred Thompson and most recently Senator John McCain. He is currently a member of the Bibb County Republican Party’s Executive Committee and the Georgia GOP’s State Committee. He and his wife Bridget have one son,Teddy.

Columnist Debra McCorkle began writing liberal commentary when she turned forty, the same year that George W. Bush was first elected president. She has spent the last decade in respectful disagreement with various aspects of the government as well as pondering the rapidly shifting social climate. McCorkle has written for The 11th Hour for the past six years. Her work has also appeared in The San Francisco Chronicle, Hip Mama, and on Georgia Public Radio. The south Georgia native has owned a shop for twenty years and is the proud mother of two daughters.

Freelance writer Jenny Murr has lived in Middle Georgia for 30 years.A recent college graduate, Jenny loves to write, read and make graphic art. She currently freelances for several online publications and is diligently working on her first novel.

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After Midnight

While most of us will be nursing a headache January 1st, practice will also begin for the 49th annual Macon Civic Club Revue, a charitable organization that donated over $150,000 last year alone.

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n 2008, a Macon institution nearing its fifth decade as a charitable organization, reached its pinnacle, giving away more than it has in the last 49 years.

After the singing and dancing was done, and the jokes were folded up and pocketed for another year, The Macon Civic Club was able to give away over $150,000 to local charities like The Children's Hospital, The Methodist Home, Jay's Hope, Macon Arts Alliance, The Grand Opera House, The Ocmulgee Heritage Trail, The Cox Capitol Theatre, and many more worthy charities in need in Macon. Hughes Pinson, the show chair for this year’s annual Civic Club Review, titled “After Midnight” hopes to top that this year.

“Just to be a part of such a longstanding organization that has been able to give so much to this community, is an honor,” says Pinson “but yes, we want to continue to grow, continue to be able to give more and more each year.”

The tradition started in 1960 when Val Sheridan decided he wanted to start a civic organization not unlike others that had been in existence for years, but he wanted to offer the public something grand in return for all their support. He did this by hiring people to come in from the big city of New York to put on minstrel shows at the Grand Opera House. Years later, after the show had become a success in the eyes of the town, Robert Stribling, who still takes the stage year after year, helped the club realize that it didn’t need big city producers to come in and put the show on. From that point a full-on Broadway-styled production has been put on by local professionals and business owners from right here in Macon. Not to say that they don’t have help.

“Each year we do hire three professionals that help us with music and staging” says Pinson “Jim Crisp with Theatre Macon, as well as Sylvia Haney and Laura Voss with the Academy of Performing Arts are helping us this year.”

Most of the music that is played during the show is played by The Macon Civic Club orchestra, made up of Civic Club members, some of which have been playing for 30+ years.

When Pinson was tapped as this year’s show chair, he knew how much work was ahead.

“Each year, the show chair is responsible for coming up with the theme of the show, with the songs, and with deciding whose best to perform those songs.” He says “This year, with After Midnight being the show title, for example, I had to decide who was best to perform Eric Clapton’s classic.”

The After Midnight theme has been put into production and practice will begin on January 1. “It’s going to be a real whirlwind from now until February 7” says Pinson. The Grand Opera House will be turned into a nightclub aptly called “After Midnight” and the show will reflect things that might go on in such a club. Songs will be sung, jokes will be told, and dances will be danced. The first half of the show will be before midnight, and well…..you get the picture.

“I happen to be one of those people who aren’t talented in the arena of song and dance” jokes Pinson “so I have to just get up there and give it the old college try.

But I think that’s what sets us apart from most civic organizations. You really have to want to help your community to get up in front of 1000 people each night and do things you were never trained to do.”

Are they laughing with you or are they laughing at you? Really, with hundreds of thousands of dollars a year raised by this great organization, who cares? The show will take place February 3 - 6, 2010. To purchase tickets, visit www.thegrandmacon.com or call the Mercer Box Office at (478) 301-5470.

- Brad Evans

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Hearing Impaired Warner Robins Woman Missing When 38-year-old Angelique Hammer went missing on November 10th, her landlord filed a missing persons report.

Hammer’s family has not heard from or seen her since October, 2009.

Hammer is a white female, 5’1” weighing approximately 150 lbs., she has brown hair, brown eyes and she is hearing impaired. Anyone with information on the whereabouts of Ms. Hammer is asked to contact Warner Robins Detective Edwards at 478929-1956.

Seven arrested on drug related charges in Warner Robins On December 10, officers of the Warner Robins Police Department Special Weapons and Tactics, the Selective Targeting Operational Police Unit and the Narcotics Intelligence Unit served a search warrant at 300 Carolina Ave., Apartment 5-B. The result of the search warrant included the seizure of cocaine and marijuana.

Justin High, 22, and Anthony Bates, 18, were arrested for Possession with Intent to Distribute Cocaine, Possession with Intent to Distribute Cocaine within 1000’ of a school, and Possession of Intent to Distribute Cocaine within 1000’ of a Housing Project. Also arrested were 19-year-old Ontarrio Veal, Centerville, for Possession of Marijuana Less than an Ounce; 22-year-old Martel Buchannon, Warner Robins, Possession of Cocaine; 37-year-old Princess Jones, Warner Robins, Loitering Drug Related; 62year-old Dennis Clark, Warner Robins,

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Citizens warned to watch for suspicious person and vehicle Bibb County Sheriffs warn North Macon citizens to report any sighting of a suspicious person and vehicle in the Riverside Dr. and Pierce Ave. area.

The individual was seen several weeks ago, accompanied by a white female, and asking for gas money to get back home. He is a white male, 50-years-old and approximately 5’8” tall. He has a slim build and weathered look with a grey beard and hair. He was wearing a black baseball hat, blue jeans, a longsleeved white shirt with small dark strips and white tennis shoes. He drives a burgundy with gold trim 1994 GMC conversion van with a raised roof and the passenger window is heavily taped with duct tape. Citizens should report this vehicle and the direction of travel to Bibb Sheriff Department at 478744-9700.

Perry citizens suffer auto break-ins The Perry Police Department reports several auto break-ins in their city.

Police state that suspects have been breaking into victim’s cars and then head south from Perry using the victim’s credit cards in the Pinehurst and Tifton areas. Citizens, who see a suspicious vehicle with a Dooly, Tift, Crisp, or Turner County tag, are advised to call 911with a tag number and direction of travel.

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e humans have always been drawn to miracles. There is a longing in the human spirit that never wants to give up on hope. We desire to know that there is more than what we experience or perceive. We want to believe that certain things happen outside of the laws of nature. (Of course the laws of nature are much broader than what we may ever think.)

During winter, there are all sorts of celebrations of miracles: Jews celebrate Hanukkah to commemorate the miracle of an oil lamp that burned 8 days on very little oil. Christians celebrate the miracle of God Incarnate… in the flesh of a little baby born in a stable in Bethlehem. People of African heritage celebrate the miracle of home, love, connection, and community and call it “Kwanza.” And we all celebrate the hope brought about by the new calendar year and the possibilities that are in front of us.

There is something all miracles (human/religious, ancient/contemporary) have in common – They point to something beyond themselves. Long ago, the ancients pointed to the stars, the moon, and the sun and saw themselves as a part of the unfolding miracle of love and life. And we are. We are a part of the miracle and yet we long for miracles. Both---at the same time. Is it not true that we are an act of God? We are unexplained phenomenon ---home-loving, star-following, light-shining, street-dancing, love-longing beings who are a part of the world in a mind-boggling sort of way.

So join me in looking forward to encountering miracles. But also recognize that everyone you meet (as well as you, yourself) is a miracle.

When you understand that, you stand a little taller and you treat people a little differently.

To quote Albert Einstein: “There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other, as though everything is a miracle.” I choose the latter.

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Reflections on Macôn, France, our Sister City

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’d like to share with you some reflections on my recent Macôn, France trip.

Our city and Macôn established a Sister City relationship in 1972 (I was a missionary kid residing in Pakistan then). Sister City relationships exist to build global cooperation at the municipal level, and to foster cultural, educational, professional and business exchanges. Our other Sister Cities are Kurobe, Japan; Kaohsiung, Taiwan; Elmina, Ghana; Ulyanovsk, Russia; and Gwacheon, South Korea. Last year small local groups also made visits to Kaosiung and Kurobe.

Our Macôn Sister City visit took place December 10-15, 2009. Other city council members on this trip were Lauren Benedict, Tom Ellington, Miriam Paris and Alveno Ross, whose wife Bea accompanied him. Non-city council delegates were Martha Clifton of our Sister City Commission, Bruce Allen of our Sister City Commission and his wife Jennifer, Steve Jukes representing The Cherry Blossom Festival and his wife Susan, and Kenny Burgamy representing local media. We paid our own air fare. Our hosts provided meals and lodging. The City of Macon provided gifts for our hosts, including a framed key to the city and an engraved crystal vase.

Macôn is the most southerly town of France’s Burgundy region. It has a Mediterranean flavor with its canal tile rooftops and pastel painted buildings. It’s best known for its local wines made from the Chardonnay grape. The Tour de France sometimes whirls through Macôn.

The hospitality extended to us exceeded all expectations. The cultural experiences offered were quintessential “French.” We toured the hillside winery of Roger Lassarat (who also happens to be the mayor of Vergisson just outside Macôn) culminating in wine tastings. This was a magical evening that began at dusk with a light snow falling. We strolled around the outdoor holiday market stalls, complete with “chestnuts roasting on an open fire.” We toured the ancient Cluny Abbey. Founded in 910, it was the center of a major monastic movement in the Middle Ages. We watched a French Equestrian Show at the Cluny National Stud Center. Napoleon established this Center to breed horses for his army. We wined and dined and wined and dined and wined and dined. My favorite meal was the Boeuf Bourguignon in Cluny. I believe I discovered why the French can enjoy wine at lunch then return to a productive afternoon at the office. It’s that French antidote called espresso.

But what I really want to share are a few insights and ideas for our hometown which this visit stirred up.

First, I believe there is an immediate tourism opportunity. From July 18-25, 2010, Macôn is inviting residents from all its sister cities (they represent Germany, the UK, Belgium, Bulgaria, Italy, Spain, Hungary, Finland and Portugal) to a week-

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long French course. Two levels of French will be taught from 9 a.m. until 12 noon daily. Afternoons and evenings are for exploration and leisure. The cost is 380 euro’s and includes lodging, meals, tuition and tourism. What a deal! A few from our December delegation are determined to attend; they can’t wait to return to Macôn, France! I hope you’ll consider attending.

Registration deadline is April 30, 2010, and a 100 euro deposit is due then.

I propose we replicate this “Nations University” in our own hometown. The English language is in demand worldwide.

Wesleyan College, whose student body I am told is 30% international, and Mercer University, located on the edge of our downtown museum, music and historic district, would have the resources to develop the classroom component and provide summer accommodations. The City of Macon, in partnership with the Convention and Visitors Bureau, could structure the tourism package. How about scheduling it the week of Bragg Jam? We spent one day touring Macôn’s government and industry facilities. Our tour of their bustling Industrial Park drove home the significance of rail. When we queried our hosts on what they attributed their successes over the last five years to, they quickly answered location and access to rail transportation. Our own location is the envy of the state. Let’s connect ourselves regionally by rail and watch our business and industry portfolio expand.

These are but a few of my own ideas.

There are 11 other individuals circulating around Macon right now with their insights and inspirations from the Macôn experience. We all look forward to reciprocating the hospitality. A few of our French hosts have already committed to attend the 2010 Cherry Blossom Festival, thanks to Steve Jukes. Others are eager to visit the hometown of Otis Redding and The Allman Brothers. They want to see antebellum homes. I imagine Dickey Farms and Lane Southern Orchards would be on a cultural itinerary for them. Our institutions of higher education – medicine, engineering and law – interest others.

If Sister City relationships exist to build global cooperation at the municipal level, and to foster cultural, educational, professional and business exchanges, the Macôn, France visit was a success.

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First Friday at Midnight, presented by Robins Federal, will feature the Cherry Blossom Ball Drop in the intersection of Cherry and Third Streets in Downtown Macon. The ball, made of metal blossoms with pink lights, is six feet in diameter and will descend from a 30 foot tower counting down to midnight. With the roads closed, the streets of Downtown will be turned into a street party with entertainment by Party Man Productions, fully equipped with lights, video screens and a variety of music.

Details of the First Friday at Midnight event and Ball Drop can be found at www.cherryblossomballdrop.com.

First Friday has quickly become a downtown tradition. On the first Friday of every month downtown businesses, restaurants, and bars are open late and have a variety of specials for attendees. Admission is always free and with a First Friday wrist band and special cup, open-container laws are waived in the downtown area. Robins Federal Credit Union’s First Friday featuring the Cherry Blossom Ball Drop is cosponsored by The 11th Hour, Alpha Graphics, Channel 41, Cox Communications, Cumulus Media, The Telegraph, and New Town Macon.

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>The Hummingbird Stage and Taproom will be hosting Col. Bruce Hampton and the Quark Alliance. > Random Family Records is hosting a Rock N’ Roll High School Class Reunion at the Cox Capitol Theatre. Doors open at 9p.m. and admission is just $15. For $30 you’ll get your “Class Photo” taken that will be published in the Macon Yearbook. Live music from some of the best bands in town incluce Floco Torres, Citizen Insane, City Council, Al K!ng and DJ Montalban Jr. > Ring in the New Year at downtown’s oldest gathering place, The Rookery. Enjoy drink specials like 2 for $5 glasses of champagne, $2 High Life, and 2 for 1 Jager bombs. Did we mention no cover? > Outrageous drink specials await at Bottom’s Up with live music by Pistoltown. Free champagne toast!

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This day in history: Microsoft buys Hotmail email service on this day in 1997.

First Friday - New Year's Eve Celebration (It's First Friday at Midnight!)

Robins Federal Credit Union's First Friday is held in downtown Macon. Come on out to enjoy live music, art, and great food at First Friday, voted Best Entertainment for Adults in Middle Georgia! 5pm – Midnight with the Cherry Blossom Ball Drop right in Third Street Park!

New Years Eve BIG Dance

Second Annual New Years Eve BIG Dance Presented by the Advocacy Resource CenterMacon. BYOB (drinks & picnic baskets) Band: The Grapevine inside the Newly Renovated Terminal Station. $40/Single, $75/Couple. Call 478-477-7764, ext. 116.

Christmas at Hay House

A full season of special events, tours, and school programs, all with the house fully decorated with Victorian inspired decorations.

Experience traditional elegance this Christmas at Hay House! 10a.m. – 4p.m. 934 Georgia Ave.

Sat. Jan 2

This day in history: Autopsy of Chris Farley shows he overdosed of opiates and cocaine in 1998.

Cox Capitol Theatre presents Dollar Night: Showing the 2009 blockbuster hit, The

Hangover. Doors open at 6p.m. $1 pizza slices, $1 draft beer from 6-7p.m. $1 admission.

257.6391. 382 Second St.

First Saturday Comedy Night at Rivalry’s with host Big Jammin’. 9p.m. with

Cox Capitol Theatre presents Dinner & a Classic:

Rock n Ro ll High Sch ool Class Reu nion… pre se nted by Ran dom Fam il y Records & the 11th H our Cox Capit ol Theatre Decembe r 31, 2009 Doors ope n @ 9pm $15 – adm ission; $30 – adm ission & ye arbook (wh ile they la st)

The Long Gray Line (1955).

Wednesdays at 6:30 p.m. Classic films paired with a nice meal. $17.50 with dinner, $5 for movie only. Dinner starts at 5:30 p.m. Call or go online for movies & menus. 478.257.6391.

382 Second St.

Thur. Jan 7

This day in history: At&T releases videotelephone for $1,499 on this day in 1994.

Mercer University Basketball Game, 5-

7p.m. vs. Campbell University. Promotions: Heroes Night (Appreciation of military, firefighters, police officers, emergency personnel), Teacher Appreciation Night Come support Bears Basketball and cheer on the team to victory! Contact the Mercer Ticket Office for more information 478-301-2059.

Fri. Jan 8

This day in history: Chicago Bull Michael Jordan scores his 20,000th career point on this day in 1993.

Cox Capitol Theatre presents Remembering Elvis: In honor of the

King’s birthday, the Capitol will show King Creole at 7p.m. Widely claimed to be Elvis’ best movie! $5 admission. Drink special: The Blue Hawaiian. 478.257.6391. 382 Second St.

Sat. Jan 9

This day in history: Abigail Van Buren’s “Dear Abby” column first appears in newspapers in 1956.

Cox Capitol Theatre presents Dollar Night: Animal House. Doors open at 6p.m. $1 pizza slices, $1 draft beer from 6-7p.m. $1 admission. 257.6391. 382 Second St.

The Met: Live in HD Series at the historic Doulgass Theatre. “Der Rosenkavalier” 1p.m.

Tickets $18 - $22. For more information call 742-2000.

Mercer University Basketball, Men

3:30p.m. vs. East Tennessee. Come support Bears Basketball and cheer on the team to victory! Contact the Mercer Ticket Office for more information 478-301-2059.

just a $5 cover for local, slap-stick humor and traveling stand-up comedians. 3986 Northside Drive, Macon. For more info call 474-0606.

Sun. Jan 10

This day in history: Ice skater Nancy Kerrigan is attacked by Tonya Hardings bodyguard in 1994.

Second Sunday Brunch featuring blues legend Eddie Kirkland and the Mobile Slim Band

Wed. Jan 6

This day in history: Clara Peller first asks, “Where’s the Beef” on this day in 1984.

Musical: Camelot at the Grand Opera House

Rediscover the grandeur of one of history’s greatest love stories in Lerner and Loewe’s masterpiece, Camelot, described by Newsweek as “the ultimate fantasy of the musical stage.” A sumptuous tale set in a land where honor and chivalry reign, Camelot follows the love triangle of King Arthur, his Queen Guenevere and the young Lancelot. Friday-Saturday, January 22-23, 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $43$47. (478) 301-5470.

Ongoing - music

Poetic Peace Open Mic: Y-O on the 1’s and 2’s every Tuesday at 567 Cafe, 567 Cherry St. 810 p.m.

Free concerts at the Golden Bough Every Tuesday: Come hear some of Macon’s best

musicians and songwriters in an intimate listening room atmosphere. 9p.m. 371 Cotton Avenue, Call Eric for music line-up, 744-2446.

- arts

Over 20 studio spaces fill the second and third floors above Michael’s on Mulberry. Everything from painting, printmaking and sculpture.

Contemporary Arts Exchange: Mulberry St. Macon Arts presents “From Sketchbook to Canvas: Paintings by Nancy Shippen” and “Animals In the Round: Ceramics by Anne Rafferty.” FREE. Weekdays, 11 a.m. – 5 p.m.

Saturdays, 11 a.m. – 3p.m. 478.743.6940.

MaconArts.org. 486 First St.

Georgia Music Hall of Fame presents, “Johnny Mercer: Too Marvelous for Words.” Celebrate the Savannah native’s 100th birthday with the exhibit that covers his 5-decade career. Tue. – Sun., 9:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. 478.751.3334. 200 MLK Blvd.

Joycine's Art, Attitude & Accessory Gallery Costume jewelry, art and so much more!

333 Cotton Ave. For schedule and information contact Barbara at 478-743-3144.

Gallery 51, Open -Mon- Fri 8am to 4:30pm and Sat. 10am-2pm. Fine art, handcrafted jewelery, art glass sculptures, stained glass, woodturned bowls, photography, carved stone. 51 W. Adams St. Forsyth

Last Chance to See...

The work of Macon native William Segal, on exhibit at the Museum of Arts & Sciences thru January 3, 2010.

Don’t miss this extraordinary exhibition of over 150 works by a man that renowned documentary filmmaker Ken Burns calls “one of the most extraordinary human beings I have ever had the privelege to know.”

Hours: Tuesday - Saturday 10am-5pm. Sunday 1-5pm. Last Friday of the month 10am-8pm.

Admission $8 adults, $5 students.

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New YearÊs Eve col. bruce hampton & quark alliance WED. JAN 6 LADIES NIGHT - TEAM TRIVIA

DJ Old Flame FRI. JAN 8

PaisleyBand Gordon SAT. JAN 9

Corduroy road THUR. JAN 14

Captain Midnight FRI. JAN 15

KENNY BROWN legendary mississippi bluesman

NOW TAKING APPLICATIONS: General Manager, Bartenders and Sound Technicians.

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MACON’S LIVE MUSIC SCHEDULE

live music, venues, nightclubs, karaoke, drink specials and more...

NEW YEARS EVE Col. Bruce Hampton The Hummingbird, 430 Cherry Project 77 NYE Bash 20’s Pub, Riverside Drive Pistoltown Bottom’s Up on Cherry

DJ Kevien Mellow Mushroom Macon

Toolshed Ginger 15th annual NYE @ Shamrock NYE with Mile Train Rivalry’s on Northside

DJ Greg NYE Dance Party The Rookery Ron Harrell Upstairs Bar at Polly’s Cafe

‘80s rock with Radio Cult Wild Wing Cafe, 5080 Riverside

FRIDAY 1/01

B Keith Williams 20’s Pub, 3076 Riverside

Nomenclature with Cult of Riggonia 567 Cafe, 8pm Flourescent Ligaments Rivalry’s, 3986 Northside Dr

Matt Pippen Wild Wing Cafe, 5080 Riverside

SATURDAY 1/02

Jacob Roper & the Sound of His Unraveling Mind, Tyler Lyle & Trendlenberg 567 Cafe, 7pm Comedy Night Rivalry’s, 3986 Northside Dr Ron Harrell Upstairs Bar at Polly’s Cafe

Plethra Wild Wing Cafe, 5080 Riverside

MONDAY 1/04

Tim Brooks & Chris Hicks 20’s Pub, 3076 Riverside

WED 1/06

Ladies Night with DJ Old Flame The Hummingbird, 430 Cherry Matt Pippen Wild Wing Cafe

Karaoke with DKH Mellow Mushroom Macon

THURSDAY 1/07

Chris Bartlett El Azteca, 169 Tom Hill Sr Blvd DJ Trent Bottom’s Up on Cherry

Live music tba The Hummingbird, 430 Cherry DJ Greg, 10:30pm The Rookery

Loose Skrews Wild Wing Cafe, 5080 Riverside

FRIDAY 1/08 Gallery Art Talk 567 Cafe, 7pm

B Keith Williams 20’s Pub, Riverside Drive Matt Moncrief Bottom’s Up on Cherry

Paisley Gordon Band The Hummingbird, 430 Cherry Soulhound Rivalry’s, Northside Drive

Old Soul Band f/t Bo Ponder & B Bivins The Shothouse, Mercer Univ.

Larry G Hudson & Eddie Green Upstairs Bar at Polly’s Cafe Toolshed Ginger Wild Wing Cafe

SATURDAY 1/09 Corduory Road the Hummingbird

Tommy Crain & the Crosstown Allstars Rivalry’s on Northside

The House Band The Shothouse, Mercer Univ.

Ron Harrell Upstairs Bar at Polly’s Cafe Two Finger Jester Wild Wing Cafe

SUNDAY 1/10

Scott Pallot Wild Wing Cafe

MONDAY 1/11 RJ and Randy 20s Pub, Riverside Drive

WED 1/13

Karaoke with DKH Mellow Mushroom Macon

THURSDAY 1/14

Caleb Grimes El Azteca, 169 Tom Hill Sr Blvd

Captian Midnight Band The Hummingbird, 430 Cherry DJ Greg, 10:30pm The Rookery

DRINK SPECIALS/ SPECIAL EVENTS MONDAYS

Happy hour til 7pm, jam & rehearse 7-10pm, 20’s Pub Industry Apprication Night!

BJ’s Billiards

Football, 1/2 off wings and $3 Big Drafts El Azteca

$1.25 Bud til 8p, 35¢ Wings 8-11p The Hole Thang

$1.99 Margaritas at Polly’s Upstairs Bar

Ladies Night, free cover and $1 drinks for gals, Whiskey River $5 Bud Light Pitchers Mellow Mushroom, WR

THURSDAYS

LADIES NIGHT, 3-for-1 Drinks, $2 shots & beer BJ’s Billiards Drink or Drown, 2-4-1 wells, Jagerbombs CJ’s Sports Bar Dom. Beer Buckets 5-4-$10 WR Mellow Mushroom

$1.50 Dom. Beer, Free Pool Tara’s Tavern

Skirts, $2 drinks all night Rivalry’s

Happy Hour open to close Rivalry’s Sports Bar

Football, $1.50 Coors Lt Drafts Wild Wing Cafe $1.50 Bud, Miller, $1 PBR Cans Macon Mellow

TUESDAYS

35¢ Wings 3p-close, Buffalos $1pints, $3.75 PBR Pitchers Macon Mellow

Beat the Clock at Bottoms Up, 50¢ drafts go up every half hour 2-4-1 Margaritas all day at El Azteca

$1.99 Tequila Shots at Polly’s Upstairs Bar Bud Bingo, win prizes!

Friend’s Bar & Grill 8-Ball Tournament, 8pm BJ’s Billiards

Live music with B Keith Williams The Shamrock Ladies Night, Tara’s Tavern

2 fer Tuesday: 5-10p, $10 domestic buckets Wild Wing Cafe

WEDNESDAYS

1/2 price salads, $1.50 Yuengling, $4 Firefly, Wild Wing Cafe

1/2 price oysters, 241 Drinks til 8 Nowhere Cafe 2-4-1 Jagerbombs all day! $3 big drafts & Ritas. El Azteca $7 Drink or Drown The Hole Thang

Open Mic, 10pm, Rivalry’s

$3 Pint Night at Buffalo’s Macon

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Beer Olympics, Bottoms Ups

$1 Wells all night, The Bird

Ladies night, free wells for the gals The Hummingbird

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Free Pool, Steak Night at 6pm, Tara’s Tavern

Thirsty Thursday, 241 wells, Margs & Martinis Nowhere Cafe 2-4-1 Jagerbombs all day!

El Azteca

$2 vodka cocktails, $3 Drafts (24oz.) Wild Wing

Free Pool, 25¢ Wells, 25¢ cans Bud 7-9:30p, 2-4-1 select beer Whiskey River Ladies Night, $1.50 house wines, $3 select martinis Macon Mellow

FRIDAYS

Happy Hour prices for poker players, BJ’s Billiards

WDEN Live Remote during Happy Hour 5-7p, El Azteca

2-4-1 Drafts, wells, bombs, 9-11p WR Mellow Mushroom

SATURDAYS

College game day, CJ’s

Game Day! drinks specials & 35¢ wings from 10-4pm, Buffalo’s

$2 Dom Bottles, $1 tacos and 2-4-1 Jagerbombs all day!

El Azteca College gameday

SUNDAYS

Nascar, drink specials, 20’s Pub Nascar, drink specials Friend’s Bar & Grill Football & Nascar on the big screen, Nowhere

$2 drafts Wild Wing Cafe

2-4-1 Jagerbombs all day and $3 big drafts! El Azteca

2-4-1 Jagerbombs at Polly’s Upstairs Bar

BANDOGRAPHY

editor’s picks, must-see shows and macon’s nightlife

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Thursday, Dec 31

Random Family Records Presents @ The Cox Capitol Theatre

DANCE / DJ

NEW TO WEDNESDAYS, 10PM, DJ Dance Party at CJs

Drag Show & Dance Party, Synergy

Insomnia Promotions Presents... every Friday night at Club Envy DJ Don, biggest dance party in Mid GA, Saturdays Whiskey River

KARAOKE

Wed,Thursday & Sat, 8p, Sundays, Tuesdays at 6pm, 20’s Pub

Thursdays with Brad “the Man in the Box” at Rivalry’s and Sundays with Stephen and T.T. NEW Wednesdays with Mitch from 9p-1a at BJ Billiards

Every Wednesday, Macon Shroom Every Thursday, Club Synergy

Every Friday 7:30, Mondays at 5pm, Friends Bar & Grill Thursday - Saturday at Tara’s Sundays with Brad, 9pm The Backporch Lounge

On the patio every Wednesday, 7-until, Great pitcher specials & jello shots!

Mellow Mushroom, WR

TRIVIA

Every TUES 8:30p, CJ’s Sports Bar NOW TUESDAYS at BJs Billiards Every Wednesday with 2-4-1 Jagerbombs El Azteca

Wednesday nights at The Hummingbird

Every Tuesday, Macon Mellow

Every Monday with Big Jammin, Happy Hour all night, Rivalry’s Family Trivia every Thursday evening from 8-10pm, Buffalo’s Macon

Thursday nights 9p, The Shamrock

Tuesday nights with Jason Hawk, cash prizes, Wild Wing Cafe

POKER

Texas Hold ‘Em 7:30,Tuesdays, AP’s Hidden Hideaway Nightly Poker 7:30p, Friends Bar

Sunday Poker League 2:30,Tuesdays at 7pm, Rivalry’s Nightly Poker 8p, BJ Billiards

Texas Hold ‘Em, The Hole Thang Poker Tournament 7pm every Mon, Wed,Thur & Fri, 6pm Sat & Sun, Whiskey River Sports Bar

The best thing about this city is its people and on New Year's Eve this year, we're going to kick 2009 out the door with a big ol' celebration of self. There'll be music, but it won't be a concert. There'll be some dancing, but it won't be a nightclub. There'll be partying but it won't just be a party; it'll be an event. Admission just $15, includes music with Citizen Insane, Floco Torres, City Council, Al K!ng, DJ Montalban Jr. and more!

Friday, Jan 1

Nomenclature, Cult of Riggonia, and Amy Godwin @ The 567 Cafe If you can’t tell, Denny Henson and the guys are back in town for the holidays, and where else would you find his freakleader band Nomenclature than the Golden Bough, the birthplace of Macon’s local music scene. Nomenclature took the 11th Hour Readers’ Choice Award home for Favorite Overall Band and Best Local Album last year, but alas, the crew up and moved to Oregon. Playing with a new group, Denny will have some new tricks to show us and we’re really looking forward to hearing local songstress Amy Godwin.

Come Hear...

New Year’s Eve

Radio Cult @Wild Wing Café

Do you miss the days when it was OK to wear leg warmers and jelly shoes? Well, actually, neither do we! ...but we do miss cheesy $10 videos on MTV, Flock of Seagulls hair styles and music that was FUN! Radio Cult is here to rock out 80s style! They do it all!

Toolshed Ginger at the Shamrock’s 15th Annual NYE Party! Jay Still and John Meyer

have known each other since 1969 when John moved to Macon from Atlanta at age 5. Band members have played with Macon favorites over the past twenty years including Vex, Jupiter Coyote and Page III. Known for their southern rock covers and chaotic improvs, these guys know how to jam and put on a great show. Also playing January 8 at Wild Wing Cafe.

Pistoltown At Bottom’s Up

Bang your head to this band’s sounds from the hairband heyday while enjoying outrageous drink specials like $4 Bacardi & Cokes and Absolut Cocktails, $5 bombs, $2 Soco and Lime, $8 36oz (careful here!) wells and $2 Buds til 11p.m. Then enjoy a free champagne toast at midnight!

Project 77 @ 20s Pub

This group of local musicians plays all your classic rock favorites,, and they do it well. Get your dancing shoes on because this is going to be one fun new years eve.

Col Bruce Hampton and the Quark Alliance @ The Hummingbird

Col. Bruce has been making music since he formed his first band in 1963 an he’s been in constant motion ever since leaving a trail of memorable live performances with his many bands, including The Late Bronze Age and The Aquarium Rescue Unit. Along the way he appeared in the movie "Sling Blade" and starred in Mike Gordon's cult classic "Outside Out" as a mystical guitar 'out'structor. Since 2006, The Colonel has been playing a unique blend of blues and jazz with his band Col. Bruce & The Quark Alliance, featuring Kris Dale (bass), Perry Osborn (guitar) and Duane Trucks (drums).

Read more about it...

Bandography online with MP3s of upcoming bands

Thursday, Jan 7

Chris Bartlett @ El Azteca

One of Macon’s best singer/songwriters, Bartlett has shared the stage with acts such as Velvet Revolver, .38 Special and Wyclef Jean. Highly regarded among critics and fans alike, he is currently recording his second solo effort that is sure to showcase his unique songwriting and soulful powerhouse style. Also playing La Dolce Vita Dec. 31.

Friday, Jan 8

Old Soul Band @ The Shot House

This new, classy jazz house will feature Mr. Bo Ponder on the stage tonight with Bee Bivins and recording artist John Ford. Come enjoy an intimate evening of music and dancing and Macon’s newest nightlife venue.

The Paisley Gordon Band @ The Bird

Musician & recording artist Paisley Gordon is an heir to a musical dynasty. As a member of a family of successful musicians, his music is a reflection of his multi-cultural roots & disciplined training. This child prodigy has evolved into a successful studio musician that has worked & toured with such successful performers as Van Hunt, Parliament Funkadelic spin-off “Original P”, soul

Saturday, Jan 9

Tommy Crain and the Crosstown Allstars @ Rivalry’s Southern rock pioneer, Tom Crain, from Franklin, Tennessee, is best known for his two decades of work with the Charlie Daniels Band. He wrote songs and performed on over 20 CDB albums, winning a grammy for "The Devil Went Down To Georgia." The Crosstown Allstars are not only a sought after rhythm section, but regularly appear around the Atlanta area as a stand alone act. Their ability to deliver honest, heart-felt blues, southern rock, classic R&B and jazz make them a definite crowd pleaser. The band members have collectively played with such diverse acts as, Cheap Trick, John Lee Hooker, Little Feat, Georgia Satellites, Tinsley Ellis, & the Marshall Tucker Band. legend Mickey Murray & countless others.

Pivotal to his training was his time growing up in Augusta, where Mr. Brown took Paisley under his leadership to become the performer he is today.

Saturday, Jan 9

2 Finger Jester @ Wild Wing Cafe

Voted Macon’s best cover band in 2008 by 11th Hour readers, 2 Finger Jester is a constant in the music scene with their energetic ‘80s hair-band rock. They’ve recently hit the studio and have been working on some original music as well, with their first album due out this month.

The Corduroy Road @ The Bird

Although rooted in classic Americana, with lots of foot stomping, banjo plucking and pedal steel, The Corduroy Road also has a knack for endearing pop sensibility. It just takes one verse of swaying to the acoustic rhythms before you are singing along the next time the chorus rolls around. It’s the kind of music that practically begs for a singalong, with Carman and Solise’s rich, organic harmonies leading the way.....Fans of anything from country to bluegrass to folk to rock will especially enjoy The Corduroy Road's notoriously lively shows.” -Flagpole

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MUSIC

highlighting middle georgia’s local talent

local band spotlight

Floco Torres

Floco has recorded over 300 songs, is allergic to strawberries, thinks the 11th Hour article on the economy was “dope” and is a part of Macon’s own Random Family Records playing New Years Eve at the Capitol.

“I try not to force my music...

I try to take from experiences so there’s always something new to talk about. Plus, I daydream at least eight hours a day.”

Meet Floco Torres, age 23, hometown of Wilmington, NJ. His CD release “Young Thunderkats” in 2008 was nominated for a Readers’ Choice Award and Floco is once again up for the running as Macon’s Best Hip-Hop Artist. A big fan of ascots and scarves, he says “To me, they represent a rebellious stand, and they hold a level of sophisticated coolness.”

Floco remembers, “At one point, I was doing all my rhymes in my head cause I’m broke and didn’t want to keep buying notebooks.

And there’s a sense of confidence in your voice, I think, when it’s off the top.”

“See you thought I’d start my verse off with the hook / But that’s what you get for thinking, now give me a second look / My attire is so simple but it’s something you can’t find / And you’ll never find a notebook cause it’s all inside my mind.”

- from Hot Like the Sun

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DJ Dance Party at 10pm

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DINING

highlighting middle georgia’s good eats

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2-4-1 Jager Big drafts Sundayse: r$b3ombs all day!

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169 Tom Hill Sr. Blvd. (478) 475-9199

LIVE MUSIC

Thur: 1/7 Chris Bartlett Thur: 1/14 Caleb Grimes Fri: 1/15 Josh Carson

DINING

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HAPPY HOUR

Welcome Back Students!

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The Rookery There isn’t a place downtown that has been serving us longer.The Rookery offers some of the best comfort food in Macon. Burgers, Nachos, Sandwiches and daily lunch specials that can’t be beat. LD BAR $ 543 Cherry Street, 746-8658

Buffalos Cafe on Zebulon You know this place has great wings, but they also feature a large selection of salads and sandwiches, large screen tvs to watch all your favorite games and a popular trivia night for the whole family. LD • BAR • $ 5990 Zebulon Rd. 20’s Pub Boasting freshly prepared sandwiches, salads and dinner specials in a well-lit tavern-like setting. LD • BAR • $ 3076 Riverside Dr.

5 Guys Burgers & Fries The best burgers in Macon is what our readers say, serving dogs and peanuts too. LD • $ 120 Tom Hill Sr., 474.0445

Wild Wing Cafe Newly opened franchise at the Shoppes at River Crossing, fantastic wings in over 30 flavors, over 20 brews on tap, great salads and one of the few dining options in North Macon that offers live music on the weekends.

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CJ’s Bar & Grill You can’t really call this bar food. Is it fried, yes, but it’s fresh and so, so good! Sloppy nachos, great burgers and chicken wraps. LD • BAR • $ 2910 Riverside Drive, 757-3262

Rivalry’s – The only place in town where you can order Atomic Buffalo Turds and wash them down with a giantsized bottle of Monty Python’s Holy Ale. 3986 Northside Dr., Macon 474-0606 LD BAR $

Nu-Way Weiners Open since 1916, this original store with its neon sign is one of America's oldest hot dog stands and they serve secret recipe chili sauce, famous hot dogs, hamburgers, and other sandwiches. BLD • $ 430 Cotton Avenue, 743.1368

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Fresh-Air Bar-B-Que Award winning BBQ known for its tangy tomato and vinegar style pulled pork, ribs and baked beans. Don’t skip out on the Brunswick Stew neither. LD Open 7 days a week • $ 3076 Riverside Dr., 477-7229

Satterfield’s Serving hickory smoked meats, seafood, vegetables, daily specials and salads. L • $ 120 New Street, 742.0352 AP’s Hidden Hideaway Serving home cooking all day long and specialty dinners at night, enjoy their large patio.

Seriously good food. LD BAR • $ 4274 Broadway.

Good to Go There is a slightly different menu available every day, offering the best in the Souths lunchtime favorite, “the Meat & Three”. Full catering services also available. LD $ 1019 Riverside Dr. 743.4663 Sticky Fingers Ribhouse Choose your flavor; Memphis style Wet or Dry, Tennessee Whiskey, Habanero Hot or Carolina Sweet. Served with sweet corn bread muffins! Fresh salads and lunch specials. LD • BAR • $$ 5080 Riverside Drive, Open daily at 11am.

Dawson’s Kitchen You can’t beat southern cooking like this, you can see for yourselves the fresh ingredients in their market next door.

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Name: Tammy Fradeneck Where she works: Polly’s Corner Cafe What she recommends? The grilled Tilapia is my favorite!

Favorite restaurant other than where you work: Cheddars (4040 Riverside Drive) What’s your guilty pleasure: The Brownie and Ice Cream at Cheddars, I can never say no!

Caliente’s does them the best. If you can handle it, get the MOAB… if not, there’s always the Thrilla From Tha Grilla, which is just right. LD • $ 6255 Zebulon Road El Azteca One of Macon’s best patios, serving all your favorite Mexican dishes, voted Macon’s best margarita. LD BAR • $-$$ 169 Tom Hill Sr., 475.9199

Margaritas I hear that camarones a la diabla doesn’t mean ‘shrimp of the devil’ but I don’t care—it’s hot and spicy, and probably is what Satan eats when he’s feeling a hankering for Mexican.

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Jim Shaw’s Casual dining with Macon’s best seafood, tuna tidbits, scallops, wild Georgia shrimp. Seperate bar area with smoking. D • BAR $-$$ 3040 Vineville

Fish n’ Pig Spectacular views of Lake Tobesofkee. Patio or inside seating serving both barbecue and seafood. D • BAR $-$$ 6420 Mosely Dixon, 476.8837

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Giuseppi’s Pizza & Pasta Casual, fun atmosphere with everything from soup and salads to hot wings, pizza and their signature sandwich creation, the Weggie. Daily lunch specials. LD • BAR • $ 120 Tom Hill Sr. Blvd, 477.7400 Luigi’s Bistro Casual Italian cuisine in a hip, swanky atmosphere. LD • BAR • $-$$ 401 Cherry Street, 743.4645

Macon Pizza in the Alley Serving NY style pizza, grinders, pasta, salads and wings; hot, fresh and affordable! LD • BAR • $ Mulberry Street Lane, 742-5555

Ingleside Village Pizza A big no-brainer. IVP has the best pizza in town and the best beer selection.

Keep it classy with the white pizza and a Stella Artois or, keep it real with a slice of the ultimate and a 24-oz. High Life.

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Adriana’s Quick & delicious cafeteriastyle lunch, serving the most authentic Italian in town, including sandwiches, soup, salads, pasta, pizza and daily specialties. Also, specialty coffees and beer and wine. Mon-Thur 11-5, Fri-Sat 11-6pm. L • BAR $ 359 Third Street

Molly’s Café – It looks like your grandma’s dining room and the menu eats like it too! This is the place for a

quick and quaint lunch. 402 Cherry St., Macon 744-9898 LD $

Market City Café – Superb sandwiches, homemade soups, loaded salads, pizza and pastas. Unique breakfast menu including gourmet coffees and teas.

Dinner now being served Fridays and Saturdays featuring seafood and steak specials. Full bar, excellent wine cellar.

Full catering services on or off site.

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Greek Corner Deli Serving delicious lamb gyros, monster greek salads, subs and specialty sandwiches 7 days a week.

One of the few restaurants downtown open on Sundays and the only late night eatery on Saturdays 12:30am til 3am!

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The Downtown Grill Slightly upscale dining serving fresh fish, prime cut Black Angus and features it’s own humidor.

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Menu includes lobster bisque, stuffed prawns, veal medallions, duck and much more. Declicious. LD • BAR • $$$$$ 5171 Eisenhower Parkway - Across from Macon State College, 471-4250 The Shamrock Dargan and his crew cook up some of the best homemade meals in Macon, including his legendary Shepard’s Pie. Plus, he’ll surprise you from time to time with some interesting seafood selections. D • BAR $-$$ 342 Rose Avenue, Payne City 750.1555

The Tic Toc Room Contemporary setting with a sophisticated menu, great wine selection. D • BAR • $$-$$$ 401Cherry Street, 743.4645

The Cox Capitol Theatre Well the revolving door in the Kitchen of the Capitol Theatre has finally stopped spinning, and the result is some darn good pizza, Hot Dogs, soft pretzels, and subs. Where else can you have a beer and watch a great movie?? D • $$$ 382 Second Street, 257-6391

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For the last seven years the 11th Hour has allowed me the extraordinary privilege of writing virtually anything on my mind regarding the government, culture, and my place in the world. However, the many hours of keeping up with the minutiae of news has left me with a mental weariness.

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Local Liberal, “Mama Karma” takes on the issues plagueing the southeast and the world, one column at a time. macon@11thHourOnline.com

The Last Column After seven years, Mama Karma is moving on

olitics is everything and nothing.

It's a handy template to overlay on reality when events get confusing.

Before I wrote about politics, I tried my hand at poetry, parenting essays, and a four year personal blog. I once even took second place in an erotic short story contest on Nerve.com. I kept searching for the sort of subject that would inspire me to just keep on writing. Everything one writes is ultimately about the same thing, of course – making sense of one's own life and other living things on planet Earth. I have long viewed the world while driving past cotton fields and vegetable stands and strip malls, pondering the South as it emerges from the last layer of decaying glory.

Being born and raised south of the gnat line, folks like me know a few things: about dirt, sweat, heat, soul, rhythm, and most especially, change. I decided several years ago that my ruminations regarding the role of the government in the lives of me and my fellow Americans allowed a way to eventually touch on all of the above.

For the last seven years the Eleventh Hour has allowed me the extraordinary privilege of writing virtually anything on my mind regarding the government, culture, and my place in the world. The first columns were a clearinghouse of anger over the Bush administration and its eagerness to engage the country in not one, but two wars. I could write position papers on environmental issues and social concerns and everything that a lifetime of reading and thinking about our government's shifting positions regarding its role on – well, everything. Back then, I had a lot to say.

There is still plenty to read and ruminate over, in fact, more than ever.

The internet is clogged with opinions and message boards and social networking sites and everyone seems to be a pundit these days. It has become more and more cumbersome to sift through the sea of information in order to feel that fresh feeling of personal perspective in the gut – that familiar sensation which I wait for before sitting down to type the next column.

I believe that the time has come for me to write about something other than politics. There's a few ideas I'm kicking around. However, since my daughters are grown, I don't think that I'll go back to parenting essays. The erotica field is pretty crowded, too. But there are other possibilities, and all I need is the giant block of time that I have been spending reading far too much news in order to write a bi-weekly column. Farewell, Guardian UK and Huffington Post and Alternet and Slate. I'll check in from

time to time, but will not have every morning pot of coffee hanging out with a dozen news sites.

The past years writing for The Eleventh Hour have been immensely rewarding – for one thing, my children know that I can do something besides run the hippie store which has paid most of my bills in their lifetimes. Thanks to the column, complete strangers come up to me on the street and call me Mama Karma. And because of the interviewing opportunities afforded to me by the paper, I can always tell folks that I got to talk to both Gandhi's grandson and Wanda Sykes. My relatives tend to avoid speaking about anything political in my presence anymore, now that they can read my views which are downright radical within most of the immediate family. Now those are some of the benefits of a sweet writing gig.

However, the many hours of keeping up with the minutiae of news has left me with a mental weariness; whereas it used to be easy to come up with a subject that I had not written about for the paper, lately it takes considerable research to even think of something relatively new for me to say about the state of the political world. I don't want to send in hackneyed, jaded work. I really need to take a break from political punditry and focus on some shiny, happy things.

Thanks for reading. I particularly want to thank the readers who encouraged me with kind words both in person and in letters. They kept me writing the next thousand words, month after month, when the news fatigue had hit the hardest. Keep sending letters and support this humble newspaper which endeavors to stay independent in this difficult economic time.

Remember this: politics matters.

The south matters. Good food and good music matters. The earth matters. So I hope that you make whatever you have chosen to do mean something amazing, because you only get one chance to live this life – and it all really does matter.

Do you think you can fill Mama Karma’s GOP-stomping shoes? The 11th Hour is looking for a like-minded, liberal that can write an opinionated column twice a month, and meet deadlines.

Interested persons, please email: meaganevans11@gmail.com

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Don’t think for one moment that Marshall is going unnoticed by the Obama Administration. Eventually, in true Obama fashion an ultimatum will be given to Congressman Marshall; an ultimatum that could put over 13,000 Georgia workers and their families at risk.

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Conservative commentator Bill Knowles, a resident of Bibb County, spurs debate about local, state and national politics

Hope and Change

ope and Change. That’s all we have heard since Barack Obama burst upon the national scene almost three years ago. To the President’s credit, the United States is starting to see the results of his mantra. As we come close to the end of his first year of occupancy in the White House, President Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are changing our country from capitalism to socialism faster than kudzu covers an old barn while the hopes of the American people are starting to slide into a “national malaise” much like Jimmy Carter spoke about in 1979.

In one short year President Obama has taken over the auto industry, the banking industry and is perilously close to taking over health care, all in the name of “Hope and Change”. Every day as Americans watch the news, we see our individual rights and freedoms slowly being taken away, all in the name of “Hope and Change.” But what the average American is NOT seeing is what Obama and his band of thugs are doing to try and accomplish this Alinskyian Utopia. (If the reference is not immediately clear, please Google Saul Alinsky and his book “Rules for Radicals”, you can thank me later.)

As I write this article, the Senate is still debating Obamacare and the passage of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, if you can call it a debate. This week, Senator Joe Lieberman, Independent from Connecticut, was making a speech to the Senate outlining amendments he planned on adding to the act. Presiding over the Senate that day was our good friend from Minnesota, Democratic Senator Al Franken, the artist formally known as Stuart Smalley. In true Bolshevik form, Franken refused to grant his fellow Senator one minute extra to close his remarks, which has been a timehonored and routine request in the Senate since its’ creation. Way to go putz.

A much more disturbing incident that happened this week was perpetrated by one of Obama’s own Chicago hatchet men, White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, toward Nebraska Senator Ben Nelson, also a Democrat. Nelson has gone on record as saying he would not support any health care bill that includes federal funding for abortions, which the current bill has included. In a move straight out of a scene from the Sopranos, Emanuel told Nelson that if he didn’t support the bill as it was currently in the Senate, he would make sure that Offutt Air Force Base in Nelson’s home state of Nebraska would be immediately put on the BRAC list for base closures. How’s that for “Hope and Change”? For one vote our ‘beloved’

President, through his chief sniveling toady, has threatened the livelihood of almost 11,000 American taxpayers. I pray that both Senators Lieberman and Nelson can withstand the terroristic threats volleyed by their colleagues and their President. I urge everyone to contact Senator Lieberman at 202-224-4041 and encourage him to stay the course and vote against this bill. I also urge everyone to contact Senator Nelson at 202-224-6551 and beg him to also vote against this bill.

The Nelson situation should teach Middle Georgians a lesson. Robins Air Force Base should not be taken for granted so long as we have a Democratic Congressman representing the 8th District, especially a Democrat like Jim Marshall.

Marshall never endorsed Obama nor campaigned for him. Marshall’s votes are dictated by Nancy Pelosi as he never votes on a controversial bill until the Democrats have cleared their majority and don’t need his vote for passage. How long will it take before Obama figures out he can control Marshall by using Robins as a bargaining chip, much in the same manner that he is attempting to control Senator Nelson all to garner one more vote? Can Middle Georgia survive without the economic impact Robins has on it? Sure we can survive…much like Flint, Michigan… come on, it would be devastating! Don’t think for one moment that Marshall is going unnoticed by the Obama Administration. Eventually, in true Obama fashion an ultimatum will be given to Congressman Marshall; an ultimatum that could put over 13,000 Georgia workers and their families at risk. Is the 8th District really ready to take that chance by re-electing Jim Marshall? Me thinks not.

There is no doubt that the American people need “Hope and Change” but not by changing our whole economic system in hopes that recovery will come. Tax cuts need to be given to the people who pay taxes and create jobs. Stimulus money should not go to the people who have already had their hands out for generations. A prime example of this is right here in Macon as Felton Homes gets a makeover at the cost of $130,000 per unit.

People who live there will have neither reason nor desire to do any better for themselves. Why should they? Macon’s housing projects cost more per unit than the average single family home does. And we wonder why Macon is the seventh poorest city in the United States. The United States better “Hope” that we “Change” some incumbent Democrats with Republicans in the next two elections.

Please send me your comments or suggestions at billknowles63@gmail.com .

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he Georgia Children's Museum is pleased to announce that they have been awarded a $60,000 grant from the Peyton Anderson Foundation. The grant is intended for operations and to assist in the replacement of the roof on the museum building.

“What a wonderful opportunity for The Georgia Children’s Museum,” states Mary Cay McCullough, Executive Director. “This is the first award of a significant size that GCM has received since re-opening in the Spring of 2008. These funds allow us to have an operational reserve and concentrate our 2010 funding efforts on the renovation of our building at 382 Cherry Street. We are currently storing an exhibit on Native American history valued at $1,500,000 that we would very much like to open. That, however, is hinged on some renovations that must be completed first, beginning with a new roof.”

The Georgia Children’s Museum is a hands-on, interactive museum designed for children ages 2-12. Plans for expansion include the Native American history exhibit and KidsTowne, Middle Georgia an interactive community run by children.

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Residential/Retail Development Coming to Mercer Village

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ercer University announced plans for a $10 million mixed-use developsmith ment on the University’s Macon campus that will feature loft-style adam apartments and retail space for the Mercer Bookstore and other businesses that cater to the Mercer community and residents in the College Hill Corridor.

The Lofts at Mercer Village will be located on Montpelier Avenue across from Ingleside Village Pizza and Jittery Joe’s Coffee. The first floor will have approximately 13,750 square feet of retail space and the top three floors will house up to 117 students in three- and four-bedroom, loft-style apartments that reflect a sleek, urban design. The building will have an all-brick façade that reflects the traditional architectural elements of the Mercer campus. It has been designed to create a vibrant streetscape, enhancing the recent retail development in Mercer Village, which in addition to Ingleside Village Pizza and Jittery Joe’s Coffee, houses Francar’s Buffalo Wings, Georgia Public Broadcasting studios, and offices for the College Hill Alliance.

“The University is grateful to the principals at Sierra Development and Piedmont Construction Group for bringing to us such a compelling proposal for this mixed-use development,” said Mercer President William D. Underwood. “This is the kind of private, residential-retail project envisioned in the College Hill Corridor Master Plan, and it supports one of the goals in Mercer’s 10-year strategic plan to create a more residential campus. Jim Daws, David Thompson, Scott Thompson and their associates and partners have shown exceptional creativity in their concept and a tremendous commitment to this project. It’s a win-win for the developers, the University, the College Hill Corridor and the City of Macon.”

The Mercer Bookstore, operated by Barnes and Noble, will move from its current location in Penfield Hall on the interior of campus and will take up approximately half of the retail space in The Lofts at Mercer Village. Each bedroom in the loft apartments will have its own bathroom, and the units will feature nine- to 10foot ceilings, acid-stained concrete floors, accent brick walls and exposed ductwork with large windows in common living areas. The kitchens and bathrooms will have upgraded features such as granite countertops, and each apartment will have its own washer and dryer.

“When David Thompson first made us aware of the College Hill Corridor Commission Master Plan in January of this year, and as we began to understand the vision of President Underwood, the City and the commission, we determined that we wanted to be a part of this exciting project,” said Jim Daws, president of Macon-based Sierra Development. “We were convinced that this would not only be great for Mercer, but also for the community and the City of Macon. We are very proud that this project will be a part of the vision of the College Hill Corridor Commission.”

The University’s arrangement with the developers is similar to the one Mercer made with developers of the Hilton Garden Inn four years ago. The University is providing the land and the developers are putting up the structure and will lease the apartment units and retail space, provide facility maintenance and manage the residential operations. The Lofts at Mercer Village will cater to Mercer’s graduate and professional students, as well as upperclass undergraduate students who do not live in University-operated campus housing.

Construction on The Lofts at Mercer Village is expected to begin in February or March, and the bookstore is scheduled to move into its space in December 2010.

The first apartment units should be ready for occupancy in January 2011 with full occupancy anticipated in Fall 2011.

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Men. Can I be frank with you, I love them. I love a polished man. A man who knows the difference between a Windsor knot and Double Simple Knot. I love a man who owns a tux. I love a man confident enough to wear a proper hat, not a ball cap. I love a man that takes the time to get his shoes shined and has a collection of vintage cuff links. Ahh Men! The Muse.

He's not your ordinary fellow.With graying temples and a few crows feet he's the type of man you always wanted your dad to look like, a Paul Newman type. Now he's the type of man you want to play Joanne Woodward to.The type of man you want deep down your sloppy boyfriend to dress like. Polished yet rugged, an oxymoron when it comes to his "look".

During the week you see him sitting with colleagues at the corner cafe having lunch.The suit, the tie, the uniform, but with a dash of something extra, a pocket square or French cuffs perhaps. But on a weekend you might see he and his wife (to your chagrin he's married) coming out of the Capitol Theatre and he dons a totally different look. Relaxed, as comfortable in his clothes as he is in his relationship. He is secure wearing pants that are not khakis and wearing shirts that have a bold pattern and suede Chukka boots.

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Shop Local, It’s Easy. The Golden Bough Bookstore rivals Barnes and Noble with a solid selection of new and used books at a portion of the price, and has helped give birth to a real live music scene here in Macon. Ginger Michelle is a great local boutique that has received attention nationwide for their work. There’s Isabelle’s, Mias Health Foods, Joycine’s, Meadows Fine Jewelry, Bella’s, Head over Heels, Jack and Coat, Music Masters, and dozens of more locally owned shops that give you a reason to never step foot into a Wally-World. Local shops turn your dollars into more local dollars than any big box store ever could. And that goes for the dozens of locally owned independent restaurants in Macon too. Support them, and you help to make this city grow. The 3/50 Project is a national challenge asking residents to spend $50 a month in your favorite three locally owned stores.

If half the employed population did this nationally, it would generate more than $42.6 billion in revenue. You get the picture.

Get out and support the Georgia Music Hall of Fame every chance you get. Take a few minutes today and go on the GMHF website and check out all the incredible talent that has come out of our state. Did you know Curtis Mayfield was from here? Sugarland, or Crazy Wayne Cochran? Put this information in your head, and the next time you go on vacation, pay attention to how many songs on the radio have found their voice right here in our home state. It won’t matter if you’re in New Orleans or the South of France, Georgia’s voice is heard worldwide. And the biggest showcase for that talent happens to be in the heart of Middle Georgia, Macon. And it might not be for long. Not without our help at least. If you aren’t a member, BECOME ONE, or attend the dozens of events they put on each year like Hamp’s Hop, or the recent showcase at Loco’s. I’ve bought some super cool shirts and a hoodie there in the last couple of months, and they keep getting more cool merchandise in weekly. They are doing their part for this city, let’s do ours.

Start using the Ocmulgee Heritage Trail, daily.

Exercise people, we all need it, and we happen to have one of the most beautiful rivers in the southeast to run, walk or pedal beside right here in downtown Macon. Though the trail is small, its future is huge with proposed paths linking the Ocmulgee National monument with the recently started Amerson Waterworks Park. The Ocmulgee Heritage Trail is the only riverside trail and park system in Middle Georgia. When you compare 22 miles of trail that will eventually be built along the 1413 acres it will cut through, to say, Central City Park in New York City, which covers only 800 acres you can begin to see the scale and the cost of this project. And it’s not going to happen without your help. Projects in the works that are planned to be completed by June 2010 include the complete levee trail thru Central City Park and extensions in Riverside Cemetary and by 2011 the Trail will link from Gateway Park to the Ocmulgee National Monument. You can become a friend of the trail at www.ocmulgeeheritagetrail.com

There are several very easy ways to help this city get a little greener. First of all, most of Bibb County still has a curbside recycling program, and while the trucks will only collect newspapers, scrap paper and magazines, most of the residents here don’t even bother to put out their little blue bins. For the rest of the trash, a quick trip once a month to Macon Iron will help rid you of those bottles, cans and plastic jugs that accumulate in the household. A greener lifestyle could also include buying your fruits and vegetables from our local state Farmers Market or the downtown Poplar Market. The locally grown produce and homemade products cut down on air pollution (studies show that the average distance food travels from farm to plate is 1,500 miles) and it just tastes better! The College Hill Corridor Commission just funded two “green” projects proposed by Mercer professor Heather Bowman-Cutway that will help implement a downtown compost program and aid in planting trees along barren roadways.

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The 11th Hour is making this our personal challenge for 2010. Help us put some pressure on our local City Council people for some bike lanes in this city. I have three close friends that have been hit and injured while riding their bike in the past year, right here in Macon. None of them were yahoos, criss-crossing traffic, jumping curves, and riding walls. They were all minding their own business when someone not paying attention came out of nowhere and almost cost them their lives. Next time you see your city council person, ask him/her why Macon is rated a more dangerous place to ride bikes than New York City? Ask him or her why plans that already exist for bike lanes in Macon haven’t been implemented. (A more in depth feature on this in our Jan 14 issue!)

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Going Green

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Join the Mentors Project of Bibb County or become a Big Brother/Big Sister. In 1990, The Mentors Project was initiated by the Education Committee of the Greater Macon Chamber of Commerce.

Mentoring our youth was selected as a strategy which The Chamber thought was best suited to address the concerns for the success of Bibb County students. At that time over 600 students every year dropped out without graduating. To hear some of the stories from the children in this city that need positive influence in their life is heartbreaking, but to become a part of their story is rewarding for you both.

The Mentor’s Project is helping to reduce the dropout rate in Bibb County and helps students consider post high school options, and only four hours of your time a month can positively affect a student’s behavior and attitude. Contact program director June O’Neal at (478) 765-8624 or visit their office at 484 Mulberry Street.

Be a Mentor

Even if it’s just for the giggles, it’s sometimes in my job description to attend City Council meetings and I haven’t been to one when there isn’t some crazy person there to complain about dogs urinating on their lawn or some great alien conspiracy. Once a lady threatened to pull out the fetus of her aborted baby, I shit you not. Oh, and this is the place where things really happen in our city. This is where decisions are made and voices are heard. Yours can be heard too, and we have some city council folks that will listen. They can’t make the right choices if they aren’t educated on what we think the city needs. If you don’t participate, you shouldn’t complain.

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The 11th Hour recently partnered with the Community Foundation of Central Georgia to create The Superfund. Most of us here at 11th Hour have experienced what it’s like not to have money to support ourselves all the time, let alone all the worthy causes that deserve our attention. So we created a way to make a difference, locally, with just the change in our pockets. You can sign up online, to give as little at $10 a month to two charities which our readers will select every year. This year, we started with the Cox Capitol Theatre and the Georgia Music Hall of Fame.

Our goal is to have at least 200 people signed up with The Superfund by the end of year one and be able to donate at least $20,000 to the chosen organization.

Think about what we could do with 2000 people donating a Hamilton a month. Please join us, as the 11th Hour and the Community foundation pave the way for everyone to make a difference here in Macon. Visit www.11thHourOnline.com to sign up or go to the Community Foundation of Central GA’s website at www.cfcga.org and type Superfund in the search bar.

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We are issueing a challenge to attend a cultural event at least once a month. There are more things happening in Macon weekly than one person could attend even if they wanted to.

From the Sochi Gallery theme parties to the 567’s coffeehouse style shows, every night from every corner there is something happening. Huge music acts come through here alongside Broadway shows, and we’re lucky enough to have a wonderful symphony that is striving to get our attention. And most important thing you must do this year.

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Know what’s happening in your city. There is nothing I hate hearing more, after say, Bragg Jam or another local event I’ve worked my butt off on than “Wow, I wish I would have heard about that!”

We send out emails, and facebook blasts, and try and get your attention every way we can. But it’s up to you to listen, and it’s up to you to take part in what’s going on in your city. Happy New Year Macon!

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Another fun experience on the fighter base was when the leadership would hold an “exercise” where warlike conditions were simulated. There was a confined area, a “tent city,” and many different scenes were played out—almost like a pick-a-script that is tossed at a theatrical troupe for extemporaneous practice. *Personally, I think it would be fun to play the enemy in this arena. Imagine running into your boss’s office, pulling off a successful coup, and announcing, “Sir, I killed you.” Not good in “real life,” but a bit of a giggle in a fake one.

However, while the military members were playing GI Joe; the outsiders were stuck listening to all sorts of threatening sounds, like blasts and gunfire. I had become numb to the symphony of cacophony. But it made for a funny situation when my mother, a city slicker, came to visit during one of these exercises. Because it had become commonplace to me, I had forgotten to forewarn my mother of the phony pandemonium to come.

The exercise runs all day and night, just like a battle scene would. It had been a particularly noisy night on the base, but I knew it was nothing to worry about. That night, hearing explosions was like counting sheep.

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I lived on a “fighter base” for two years. It hosted many fighter squadrons there. The jets flying in and out of the base created a lot of noise. While living there, my communication patterns changed. When talking with someone on the phone or outside, having extended, numerous pauses mid-conversation was normal. The loud swoop of a jet flying overhead made hearing each other impossible! Needless to say, using dramatic pauses as a story’s suspensebuilding tool didn’t work on that base.

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Dear Mr Macon Out, Are you planning on doing a top ten list of 2009 like every other writer on the planet?

Signed, Your Biggest Fan It wasn’t until you said that YBF. I thought about great moments of 2009, like the fall of Tiger Woods, and the rise of Lebron James, I thought about stupid Oprah Winfrey and how I’m glad she’s finally leaving us alone. But then I got a Kindle for Christmas and figured I needed to compile a list of books I plan on reading on it this year.

Yes, I’m finally going to read Infinite Jest, though I hate uber-senstive pussy geniuses who just “Can’t take this world.” I’m sure he was a good writer, but he killed himself and he’s dead now and it doesn’t matter.

1. Speaking of doesn’t matter. The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka is one of my favorites. Kakfa always walked between reading too much into things and caring too little about anything and becoming completely disillu-

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sioned. I have that same problem, and I can’t get enough of Franz.

2. The Call of the Wild by Jack London- I’m a little too old for these stories now, especially since I know London sometimes just wrote about stories he was told, instead of things he did.

But I’m a dog man because of this book, and in my childhood, nothing made me want to have adventures more.

3. The Dharma Bums-Jack Kerouac. I know this is a surprise. Kerouac couldn’t quit dragging on his mom’s tit, but he ended up in tow with some real mean like Neal Cassidy and Ken Kesey, and ended up taking too many drugs, forgetting about his football days and writing in non-stop fever dreams about his experiences and his friendships. This book is the first time Kerouac made an attempt to forget about himself.

4. The Great Gatsby- Set on the East Coast in the roaring ‘20s, this American novel is a classic. From it we learn that often the wanting of something is better than actually having it. It is relevant to every man’s life. Furthermore, one true

friend is worth infinitely more than a multitude of acquaintances. God I love this book.

5. The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli-Considered by most to be the authoritative text on statesmanship and power (how to obtain it as well as an illustration of its trappings), although certainly a shrewd one. From this arises an argument: whether it is better to be loved than feared.

I could go on and on here. But I’m running out of room. Yes, read Hemmingway, though I never really got into him, David Sedaris has nailed what I think is funny, get your hands on everything you can about Theodore Roosevelt, I used to nail an English professor at Stanford who let me into their library to look at Allan Ginsberg’s notebooks, and I became a fan of his poetry there, Vonnegut, Orwell, Aldous Huxly, all the classics you’ve heard about are actually good. But they all have to be read at a relevant time to your life.

Have a great year, and for god’s sakes stop whining.

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Cabin Fever is more than a DVD targeted at diehard Black Crowes fans; it is an intimate peek into the recording process, and performances, that went into their latest release Before the Frost…Until the Freeze. Capturing elements of the band in their songwriting stages up through the barn performances that are Levon Helm’s Studios, this release showcases a band that has gone through many changes yet always managed to come out with their perspectives and expectations raised a little higher. As we approach the 20th anniversary of their debut release, this DVD shows that Crowes are at their best stage yet.

ASTROLOGY ARIES (March 21-April 19):

You will say things without thinking.

You can be arrogant, presumptuous, and your own interests will come first.

There is a lot of upset and frustration around you now. Nothing seems to be going as smoothly as it usually does. This continues until mid January when things get back to somewhat normal and you can relax. Business as well as household problems should be cleared up by then. Old paperwork needs to be cleared out to make way for the new.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You are practical, peace loving, stubborn, and deliberate. Taurus has a natural interest in money, and you like the finer things in life. Even though you are still busy with your own activities, family demands catch up with you now and Monday is spent satisfying them.

The rest of the week can be spent in your own pursuits to make yourself or your workplace more comfortable. This will be a hard working and challenging year for you as you try out new ideas and methods.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Gemini is versatile, fickle, intelligent, creative, quick, neat, and curious. Gemini learns quickly and has the ability to get a good education. If you are moving or taking a trip, try not to travel at night during this period. You may surprise yourself and take off a bit early for some reason. This is a time when one phase of your life could come to an end and another one start. You can build anew now and be stronger and better. Friends should be helping you now and are very willing to do so.

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GOOD LUCK!

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Cancer is sentimental, sensitive, and needs to have a sense of security.

Cancer is intensely romantic and has a vivid imagination. Money may be a little short this year so make your plans accordingly. The heavy planet Saturn is in your solar money house until next fall when you should be all straightened out for a long period of time to come. So just hang in there and do your best meanwhile. Your partner or mate will be helping so be sure to give praise whenever it is needed.

LEO (July 23-August 22): Leo is colorful, self assured, outgoing, impulsive and expansive. This is a time when you need to exercise some self control over yourself. You need to be active. You also need to be constantly alert against deception and fraud.

Any liquor, drugs (including prescriptions) and smoke or fumes can cause a reaction in your system so be careful and watchful. It is important to take the middle of the road in any transactions.

Last issues puzzle answers

VIRGO (August 23-Sept 22): You can be highly critical, sarcastic, & unforgiving. Whatever you and your partner or mate do now is the right thing even if there are complications surrounding it. Everything turns to success one way or another. One seemingly good idea or plan may need to be scrapped now and something better put in it’s place. Someone thought they needed to borrow money from you but has now changed their mind.

LIBRA (Sept 23-Oct 22): Libra is artistic, musical, level headed, sympathetic, and generous. You can be gossipy, critical, and bitter. There comes a time when you may have to pay back people who have done favors for you in the past and now is the time. The paybacks are not necessarily in money but in time and/or actions on your part. Money is going to continue to be a little tight until the first week of February so you will need to plan accordingly for the shortfall you will face.

SCORPIO (October 23-Nov 21): You are very intense, strong willed, determined and secretive. You can be willful and sarcastic, but a deep thinker with a fine mind. Money should start coming in again this week as the money planet backs into a better aspect to your sign and stays there until the first week of March. This also gives you the chance to meet a new love during this time period. You will need to be the aggressor if you want a solid relationship.

You will receive a pleasant surprise early Monday.

SAGITARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): Sagittarius is warm and friendly. You like to talk a great deal making it difficult for others to get a word in edgewise. Something coming in the mail may be a little more than you thought it was going to be. You should have it by the end of the week or on Monday. You should be feeling a bit better about your finances as the chances for more money come in. After April you will find your objectives much easier to attain and you may then not have to work as hard.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): Capricorn is very often politically minded. Capricorn is also patient, reserved, cautious, faithful and shrewd. This can be a very beneficial period of original ideas and creative actions. Most of your affairs will now prosper and all you have to do is initiate it all. This is also a good time to increase your circle of friendships and your personal influence. A slow and steady expansion could now be accomplished in both your personal and business life.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): Independence and a feeling of freedom is necessary. Aquarius has a strong will, and is inventive, and will always enjoy doing the unexpected. This is a time when you can be too cautious or too impulsive. It is important now to take the middle of the road in any business you do or actions you take.

Real estate problems may crop up now and need solutions. You may even decide to change your residence.

Personal affairs seem to go wrong now and cause you trouble. Guard your reputation.

PISCES (Feb 19-March 20): You are emotional, ultra-sensitive, easy going, and sociable, Worry plagues you. Pisces will see only the good in others.

You have a nice surprise for a friend this week.

This is a highly active week and whatever you do turns out very well. Push forward with anything that is important to you because you will be successful. This is a good time to increase your circle of friends and therefore also increase your influence. After this week you can make new plans that will be beneficial.

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Gracious Living

Vineville neighborhood home (Clisby Place), available to move in by January. 2200-squarefeet, large kitchen, great backyard (with fence and dog door) and historic charm throughout.

Currently two large bedrooms / two baths, but office (with fireplace) can be converted to third bedroom. Located walking distance from Vineville Academy, Central and Miller.

Minutes from Mercer campus. $900 per month (first and last months’ rent upon lease), includes lawn care and pest control.

478.361.6998 or jessica.lanier.walden@gmail.com.

in the heart of Ingleside

HELP WANTED

1 & 2 Bedroom Garden Apartments and Townhomes

Full Time Housekeeper. Wanted for Both

• Spacious Interiors • Washer/Dryer Connections • Beautiful Historic Neighborhood • Quiet Courtyards • Pool

Home and Business Office. Salary Negotiable.

Must have Verifiable References. Contact Julie at 478.476.4500 Monday thru Friday 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM for more information.

The Hummingbird Stage & Taproom is now accepting applications for a general manager, bartenders and sound technicians. Apply in person at 430 Cherry Street.

In this Home

RENT TODAY & SAVE! RENT AS LOW AS $490!

Located off Ingleside & Vista Circle Brookwood Apartment Homes 250 Crumps Park Ave, 745-6788

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Proudly Presents...

718 COLLEGE STREET $195,000

For Sale

by Owner

To view more photos visit: Flickr.com/359magnolia

MLS# 95457 3 BDR | Formal Dining Rm A Neel Reid design, 1911, classic Arts & Crafts detailing, numerous built-ins, new privacy fence, new roof, upadated heat/air, 10’ ceilings

Lg master bath with clawfoot tub, dbl sinks and tile shower

4 Bedrooms - 2.5 Baths - 3 Acres

J.H. Webb 478-746-2000 ext 322 jhw@mylink.net

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Beautifully restored home located just 20 minutes from Macon off of I-16. Built in 1850 with original stained glass doors, mantels, lots of historic charm and antique heart-pine floors throughout! New exterior paint in 2007, updated plumbing, electrical and new HVAC. Very large, open kitchen includes all stainless steel appliances. Large, well-maintained yard with pole barn and storage shed at the back of the property.

Priced WAY below the appraisal for quick sale to someone who will love and appreciate this historic, beautiful home.

Jeffersonville

(20 minutes from downtown)

$135,000 Interested parties call (478)320-7861 to schedule a tour

PRICE REDUCED! $25,000 BELOW APPRAISAL!

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Second Sunday

Brunch

Washington Park, noon until two

SUNDAY, JANUARY 10

Eddie Kirkland The blues legend with the Mobile Slim Band

In case of rain or temps below 55 degrees, the event will move to the Armory Ballroom, 484 First St.

Lunch available by Michael’s on Mulberry Bloody Mary’s, Mimosas & more Live Entertainment, bring blankets, chairs, picnic baskets, dogs & the kids for an afternoon in the park

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A special lunch menu now available in our Billiard Room just $4-$5!

Restaurant: Mon - Thurs 4pm - 10p Friday-Sat 4pm - 11pm

Billiards and Bar: Mon-Sat 3pm - until...

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7:30pm Includes a FREE dinner!!!

Wednesdays: 50¢ Wells for the gals, guys get free pool with a bucket of beer!

BEER Happy Holidays PONG IS from Captain Jacks! HERE! Lunch Served Daily 11-2 Meat & two sides with a drink $6.25

Nightly Poker, 7:30pm

Tuesday thru Sunday!

FREE BUFFET!

Karaoke with Scott

Mon & Wed 5pm Fri & Sat 7pm

Thursday Night Special

Quarterly Tournament

16 oz. Bud, Bud Light or Miller Light just $3

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Prize Pot Estimated to be $5000 +!!!!

Wings & beer $6.50!

Music with Mama T & Mark 8p

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