Kia Is Canceled

KIA has recently been under fire due to allegations made about their cars exploding without warning. The company was forced to recall thousands of cars, leaving KIA owners to wonder when the madness will end. Fellow KIA owner Tiffany Haddish, is in complete rage about the allegations and expects the problem to be fixed immediately. “I have been filing complaints for the past two weeks, and I knew someone who exploded once, so I do not play around with that stuff,” Haddish said. “I am furious because I do not even feel safe in my own car!” To make matters worse other companies such as Ford, Toyota, Dodge, Ram, and Chevy have been recalling all cars, as was requested by president Joe Biden. In a public statement from the CEO of BCC, ( -Big Car Company) and is the company that has recently bought every car company in the world gave some insight as to why all cars in the United States will be recalled. “We have decided to make this decision for the safety of the people,” CEO of BCC Carson Wentz said. “We are running some tests on all cars to prevent sitting comfortably in a driving bomb that will cause certain death.” The public has had a lot to say about the recent decision of the CEO of the company. Most comments on the situation have been negative. “These allegations against KIA are ridiculous, and I can not believe the decision of Wentz to take our cars away,” fellow car owner Ariana Grande said. “I lead a busy life and I have places to be, so I have no time for this nonsense.” However, the threat is still very real and many fall victim to the car explosions. “I remember it like it was yesterday,” victim James

Franco said. “I was driving to Menards to get some supplies for a project, when out of nowhere my car goes up in flames.” KIA owes millions of dollars in damages. We have asked the CEO of KIA for a comment but have yet to hear from him., Cars are expected to be getting back on the road within the next few years, but it was decided that exploding cars are just too dangerous. According to car scientist William Shakespeare, is also expected that KIA will not come back from this scandal and will probably be forced to shut down. — Leah Emineth, The Florist

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