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Serving Those Who Serve Us
Volume 38 • #21 • November 1, 2014
Veterans Day • Valor • Courage • Sacrifice
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The brave men and women who serve and protect the United States come from all walks of life; they are parents, children and grandparents. They are friends, neighbors and coworkers, and an important part of their communities.
Military Press is honored to serve all military — active, retired, veterans and their families! Timeline
Veterans Stats
• November 11, 1918 - The armistice ending World War I begins at 11 am. • 1919 - President Woodrow Wilson proclaims November 11 as Armistice Day. • November 11, 1921 - The first Unknown Soldier is reburied at Arlington National Cemetery. The tomb has the words inscribed, “Here rests in honored glory An American Soldier Known but to God.” • May 13, 1938 - Armistice Day becomes a federal holiday. • June 1, 1954 - President Eisenhower signs a bill changing Armistice Day to Veterans Day in order to include all U.S. veterans. • May 30, 1958 - Unknown Soldiers from World War II and the Korean War are reburied next to the Unknown Soldier from World War I. • 1968 - Congress changes the date of Veterans Day to the fourth Monday in October in order to give federal employees a three-day weekend. The change begins in 1971. • September 25, 1975 - President Gerald Ford changes the date of Veterans Day back to November 11. The change begins in 1978. • May 28, 1984 - An unknown soldier from the Vietnam War is reburied in Arlington National Cemetery. In 1998, he is identified through DNA tests as Michael Blassie, a 24-year-old pilot shot down in 1972 on the border of Cambodia.
Here are some facts about the current veteran population of the United States. Did You Know? There are approximately 23.2 million military veterans in the United States. • 9.2 million veterans are over the age of 65. • 1.9 million veterans are under the age of 35. • 1.8 million veterans are women. • 7.8 million veterans served during the Vietnam War era (1964-1975), which represents 33• 5.2 million veterans served during the Gulf War (representing service from Aug. 2, 1990, to present). • 2.6 million veterans served during World War II (19411945). • 2.8 million veterans served during the Korean War (1950-1953). • 6 million veterans served in peacetime. • As of 2008, 2.9 million veterans received compensation for service-connected disabilities. • 5 states have more than 1 million veterans in among their population: California (2.1 million), Florida (1.7 million), Texas (1.7 million), New York (1 million) and Pennsylvania (1 million). • The VA health care system had 54 hospitals in 1930, since then it has expanded to include 171 medical centers; more than 350 outpatient, community, and outreach clinics; 126 nursing home care units; and 35 live-in care facilities for injured or disabled vets.
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VETERANS DAY 2014
TIPS BEFORE HEADING OUT:
• Be sure to bring proof of military service such as current military I.D. or DD-214 and photo I.D. • Some offers are for more than Veterans Day only. • Some offers are dinein only. • Some offers are for participating locations only. Review official site info for rules before heading out. • Call ahead if you are unsure.
Meals Applebee’s
Free Meal on Tuesday, Nov. 11, from open to close, veterans and active duty military can choose from a free signature Thank You Meal menu that includes some of Applebee’s favorite items, including a 7 oz. House Sirloin, The American Standard All-In Burger, Three-Cheese Chicken Penne, Fiesta Lime Chicken, Double Crunch Shrimp, Chicken Tenders Platter or Oriental Chicken Salad. Must present valid Veteran’s form of identification or be in uniform.
Claim Jumper
BJ’s Restaurant
All Active Duty Military and Veterans receive a complimentary Lunch Entree, or a one topping mini Deep Dish or individual Hand-Tossed Pizza at dinner. Simply present proof of service.
Boston Market
Stop into any Boston Market on Veterans Day and show your military ID and receive a free whole chicken with the purchase of a family meal.
Buca di Beppo
Free individual pasta for veterans and active duty military on Veterans Day. Proof of service required.
California Pizza Kitchen
Free meal on Monday, Nov. 10, all Claim Jumper locations will provide those who served a complimentary lunch or dinner from a special menu. Menu options include baked pot pies, Tilapia Bianca, Roasted Tri Tip Dinner, Roasted Tri Tip Shrimp, Grilled Chicken, Grilled Salmon, Black Tie Pasta and Chicken Fried Steak. Verification of service is required.
On Monday, Nov. 11, all veterans or active duty military personnel will be able to get any pizza from our menu for free (dine-in only). Please come in uniform or bring your military ID or other proof of service. Offer valid at participating CPK restaurants, excluding Guam, airport, stadium and university locations.
McCormick and Schmick’s
All active and retired veterans can receive a free appetizer at participating locations.
Enjoy a complimentary free entree on Sunday, Nov. 9th, 2014 (2 days before Veterans Day). All veterans must show official verification. Veterans Day entrees must be enjoyed at the restaurant.
Menchie’s Frozen Yogurt
Free frozen yogurt on Veterans Day, Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2014 all Veterans and military personnel with a military ID or dressed in uniform will receive a free six ounce frozen yogurt any time of day. Show a valid ID or be in uniform to receive.
On The Border
Veterans and active duty military receive a free Create Your Own Combo meal where you choose 2 or 3 selections of soup, salad, tacos, tostadas, enchiladas and other classics. Show valid ID or official verification required.
Carrabba’s
Carrows
Get a free slice of pie, no purchase necessary for veterans and active duty. Present military ID.
Chevys Fresh Mex
On Veterans Day, active & retired military enjoy 20% off and everyone enjoys $3 House Margaritas. At participating Chevys.
Chili’s
Veterans and active-duty military receive a free meal from a special Veterans Day menu. Must show proof of military service.
Coco’s
Get a free slice of pie with any purchase on Veterans Day. Includes veterans and active duty.
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Denny’s
All YOu Can Eat Pancakes. All active, inactive and retired military personnel,at all participating Denny’s restaurants nationwide, diners with a valid military ID will receive free allyou-can-eat pancakes.
Einstein Bagels
This Veterans Day from 5:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., all active, inactive and retired military personnel are invited to receive a Free Signature or Classic Bagel and Shmear, or any other topping, and no purchase is necessary.
El Torito
On Veterans Day, veterans, active duty & retired military enjoy 20% off plus $3 House Margaritas.
Famous Dave’s
Famous Dave’s is providing a variety of free meals and discounts at participating locations to former and current military personnel. Offers vary by location.
and their families get 10% off in honor of Military Appreciation Month.
Outback Steakhouse
Military personnel and veterans get a Free Bloomin’ Onion® and a beverage. Must have valid identification. Plus, get 10% off all meals.
Pechanga Resort
Active duty, retired and veterans receive complimentary lunch or dinner on Nov. 11.
Red Lobster
Service members receive a complimentary Texas Tonion appetizer and non-alcohol beverage. Includes veterans and current service members.
Red Robbin
All Veterans and Active Duty Military get a free Tavern Double Burger and Bottomless Steak Fries on Veterans Day.
Sizzler
Hooters invites all veterans and current servicemen and women to a free meal, up to $10.99 in value with any drink purchase, by presenting a military ID or proof of service at any Hooters location across the country.
Veterans, active duty, retired members of the military get a free lunch. Guests with proof of military service will select a six-ounce six-ounce Tri Tip Steak, single Malibu Chicken or a half dozen Fried Shrimp entrée with a choice of side dish. Note this offer does not include veterans.
Krispy Kreme
Soup Plantation
Hooters
Offering a free doughnut and coffee to all those served or currently are serving. Proof of military service required or those in uniform. Only at participating locations.
Little Caesars
All current and former military personnel can eat free, with the purchase of one full price meal and 2 beverages; or can purchase a single meal at 50% off when you buy a refillable fountain beverage.
All United States armed forces veterans and active military members get a free order of Crazy Bread® with proof of military status at participating stores nationwide this Veterans Day.
Starbucks
Olive Garden
TGI Fridays
All veterans and military active duty will receive a free meal from a special menu on Veterans Day. Also, all November current military service members
This Veterans Day veterans, active duty military and their spouses get a free tall brewed coffee at participating U.S. company-owned stores. Veterans and active duty military service members are invited have lunch on T.G.I Friday’s this Veterans Day. FREEBIES, cont’d. on Page 6
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VETERANS DAY 2014 Tony Roma’s
Free 6oz. Sirloin Entree on Veteran’s Day, Monday, Nov. 11, 2013 for those who have served and are currently serving.
Travel Centers of America
On Veterans Day, all CDL drivers who are Military Veterans eat FREE at participating full-service restaurants with proof of service. Must present valid ID.
Uno’s Pizzeria & Grill
Get a free entrée or individual pizza with an entrée or pizza purchase or equal or greater value and with a military or veterans ID.
Wingstop
All active duty and retired military personnel a free 6pc. Boneless Wing Combo or 3pc. Boneless Strip Combo w/ valid Military ID.
1906 Lodge at Coronado Beach
Honoring U.S. military service men and women with a Buy One, Get One Free special for the month of November. Active or retired military personnel with a valid military ID can stay one night at the 1906 Lodge and get the second, consecutive night free. Guests can choose from a variety of rooms, including the Grande Spa Suites, which boast large in-room spa tubs, private porches to catch the ocean breeze, and fireplaces facing king-sized beds. Guest amenities include gourmet breakfast served on the veranda, luxurious robes and linens, and beach chairs, towels and blankets. The offer is valid November 1-30, 2014. For more information or to reserve, call 619-4371900.
Retailers Great Clips
On Tuesday, Nov. 11, customers who come in for a service can get a free haircut card to give to their favorite veteran. Veterans can also receive a free haircut or get the free haircut card. Haircuts are redeemable until Dec. 31.
Lowe’s
All veterans receive a 10% discount on Veterans Day, Nov. 11. The offer is available in stores only.
Sleep Number
From October 14 through Nov. 16, Sleep Number is providing special offers for current and past military personnel. Save $400-$700 on selected Sleep Number mattress sets.
Home Depot
Home Depot offers a 10% discount to all veterans on Veterans Day Nov. 11. Home Depot offers the 10% discount year round to for active duty and retirees.
Sport Clips
Participating locations are offering veterans and active duty service members free haircuts on Tuesday, Nov. 11.
Steve Madden
Steve Madden is offering 20% off the entire purchase with a valid military ID on Nov. 11.
Grace for Vets
Visit www.graceforvets.org to find who in the area is participating (there are lots). Free car washes to veterans and service members on Veterans Day.
HEALTH
Recreation Knott’s Berry Farm
Knott’s Berry Farm is offering free admission for veterans and active duty military personnel and one guest from Nov. 2, 2014 to January 4, 2015.
National Parks
On Veterans Day, veterans will have access to over 100 National Parks that require entrance fees for free.
Professional Association of Innkeeping International
Inns and B&Bs throughout the country will open their doors to thank veterans for their service on Monday, Nov. 10 and Tuesday, Nov. 11with free or discounted stays.
Queen Mary
The Queen Mary offers free admission to active service members, retired military personnel, veterans and special discounts for their family members on Nov. 11.
SeaWorld
Veterans and active duty military can get 50% off single-day admission tickets through Nov. 11.
Reuben H. Fleet Science Center
On Sunday, Nov. 9, 10am-6pm, Military Family Day with free admission. For the first 500 registrants, lunch will also be provided. http://bit.ly/MilitaryFamilyDay
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Jimmy Carter 39th President of the United States Served from Jan. 20, 1977 to Jan. 20, 1981
“To be true to ourselves, we must be true to others.” — Jimmy Carter
Walter Mondale 42nd Vice President of the U.S. Served from Jan. 20, 1977 to Jan. 20, 1981
World events
• Gold reaches an alltime high of $200 per ounce • Sweden first nation to ban aerosol sprays that are thought to damage the ozone layer • Earthquake strikes Tabas, Iran, killing nearly 20,000 • Pope Paul VI dies at “Son of age 80 • John Paul I becomes pope on Aug. 26, 1978 and dies just 33 days later on Sept. 28. Cardinal Karol Wojtyla becomes Pope John Paul II • World’s population estimated at 4.4 billion • Cult leader Jim Jones instructed over 900 members of his church, “People’s Temple,” to commit suicide in Guyan
U.S. news
• U.S. dollar plunges to record low against many European currencies • Serial killer David Berkowitz, “Son of Sam,” is sentenced to 25 years to life in prison • U.S. stops production of the neutron bomb (kills people but leaves buildings Sam” and infrastructure standing) • Susan B. Anthony dollar is minted • Due to poor Cold War relations, U.S. bans sale of latest computer technology to Soviet Union • American balloonists make first crossing of the Atlantic by hot air balloon in Double Eagle II
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Technology
• First ever cellular mobile phone system • Space Invaders launches craze for computer video games • The first computer bulletin board system (BBS) is created • 98% of all American homes have a television • First test tube baby is born in England, a girl Louise Brown, from in vitro fertilization
Movies
• Deer Hunter • Grease • Saturday Night Fever • Close Encounters of the Third Kind • National Lampoon’s Animal House • Jaws 2 • Heaven Can Wait • Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
1st test tube baby
Sports
• Super Bowl XII: Dallas Cowboys 27 to Denver Broncos 10 • NBA Finals: Washington Bullets 4, Seattle SuperSonics 3
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remember when...
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BORN THIS YEAR: James Franco, actor. Above left: Katie Holmes, actress; Ashton Kutcher, actor; Katherine Heigl, actress; Kobe Bryant, athlete.
TV shows
• Dallas • The Incredible Hulk • Diff’rent Strokes • Taxi • Mork & Mindy • Battlestar Gallactica • WKRP in Cinncinnati
Music
• Income per year ..... $17,000 • Minimum wage ............ $2.65 • New house ............. $54,800 • Monthly rent .................. $260 • New car ..................... $4,645 • Gallon of gas ................... 63¢ • Dozen eggs ..................... 48¢ • Gallon of milk ............... $1.44 • Loaf of bread ................... 33¢ • First-class stamp ............ 15¢ • Movie ticket .................. $2.35
• “Shadow Dancing,” Andy Gibb • “Night Fever,” Bee Gees • “You Light Up My Life,” Debby Boone • “Stayin’ Alive,” Bee Gees • “How Deep Is Your Love,” Bee Gees • “Boogie Oogie Oogie,” A Taste of Honey • “Three Times A Lady,” Commodores • “Grease,” Frankie Valli
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Feed the Children: Serving the country by serving the military Feed the Children is grateful for your service to our country, and we want you to know we’re here to help support you. Our vision is to create a world where no child goes to bed hungry. And that includes kids right here in the U.S., especially when their parents are working so hard to defend it. We know military families often have tight budgets and extra burdens, so Feed the Children does what we can to help. It’s our honor to visit military bases around the country and deliver boxes full of nutritious food (which can supplement meals for a family of four
for up to a week), household essentials, and hygiene products to families who could use a boost. And we’re committed to supporting our military employees, too. Feed the Children was recently awarded the Above and Beyond Award for our support of active military employees, and we’re currently a nominee for the Secretary of Defense Freedom Award by the Employer Support of the Guard and Reserve. Your family serves our country— it’s Feed the Children’s honor to serve you.
COMMUNITY
10 worst auto maintenance mistakes
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Content by USAA The cost of procrastinating usually far outweighs the expense of following your vehicle’s recommended maintenance schedule, according to CarMD. com, a provider of auto maintenance diagnostic products. The company surveyed a group of master mechanics for the top 10 common auto maintenance mistakes that can cause the costliest damage to vehicles: 1. Putting off recommended or scheduled maintenance. Follow the guidelines in your owner’s manual. 2. Turning a blind eye to the “check engine” light. Ignoring it could lead to major engine failure. 3. Not changing the oil or not having it changed on schedule. Engine components need proper lubrication to prevent damage. 4. Not maintaining proper tire pressure. Riding on underinflated tires can wear them out quickly, requiring expensive replacements. 5. Letting coolant, brake, transmission and other fluids fall too low. When reservoirs run dry, problems follow. 6. Continuing to drive when your vehicle is overheating. That could turn a minor problem into an engine overhaul. 7. Not replacing fuel and air filters. Dirty filters fail to stop the buildup of harmful gunk that hampers engine performance. 8. Taking your vehicle to an unqualified shop. Find a repair shop through the National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence. Once you’ve narrowed the list, search the Better Business Bureau website for the shops’ ratings and reviews. 9. Using inferior or incorrect parts for your vehicle. Be especially wary of extremely inexpensive off-brand parts, as they might lack the durability of ones from your auto manufacturer. 10. Trying to do difficult repairs on your high-tech vehicle yourself. Unless you’re a trained mechanic, leave complex engine or electronic work to the pros. www.MilitaryPress.com • editorsdesk@militarypress.com
All Merchant Marines deserve recognition
By Heather Siegel, other reminder to the The Siegel Sidebar men and women who Bruce Radder fought served our country on for his country in WWII. the troubled high seas, But another 43 years and who suffered the went by after the War highest fatality rate of ended before he was all services, that they’re recognized as a U.S. Vetnot getting a fair shake. eran. It took the U.S. SuMerchant Mariners get preme Court decision, snubbed at military Schumacher v Aldridge, honor parades because in 1988, to overcome this they’re still not seen as injustice. Radder was a true veterans. Merchant Mariner. These U.S. sailors saw Radder’s just recombat but don’t get the Bruce Radder turned from Washington, respect and the benefits DC, on the October 3-5, to which other veter2014, Honor Flight (see our article in ans of other services are entitled. The our September 15, 2014 print issue). WWII “forgotten heroes” are elderly This trip was designed to give Radder now and include African-Americans his well-deserved chance to spend time and women survivors. with fellow vets as well as visit WWII Back in San Diego, Bruce Radder memorials in Washington, DC. seemed philosophical about his sta“In WWII, there was a concern tus and service history. “I don’t feel about Communism on the ports. We forgotten,” said the widower, who now needed our own personnel to take care is an entertainer for his mobile park of shipping. We were dockworkers, too, residents. “But it will be up to my son, at times. But we were paid differently Scott, to champion my rights.” and not eligible for VA benefits,” said California U.S. Congressperson JanRadder in a recent interview. ice Hahn (D-San Pedro) has introduced The Merchant Marine story is well- House Bill HR.1936, Honoring Our documented, including Brian Herbert’s WWII Merchant Mariners Act of 2013 “The Forgotten Heroes: The Heroic to help get deserved compensation for Story of the US Merchant Marine” these heroes. (2004); “At All Costs, How a Crippled It’s up to our veteran community to Ship and Two American Merchant Mar- contact their own House of Represeniners Turned the Tide of WWII” (2007, tatives member to help get justice for Bob Moses); and “Torpedoed for Life: these men and women who bled for World War II Combat Veterans of the their country. Please request the ConU.S. Merchant Marine” (2013, Herman gressperson become a Co-sponsor of G. Starnes). HR.1936. For further information and “The U.S. Supreme Court case gave a free copy of the informative booklet WWII Merchant Mariner veterans full “The U.S. Merchant Mariner at War,” status (in 1988), but we are still waiting please contact Mrs. Raymond at the for recognition for (Merchant Marine) American Merchant Mariner Veterans: veterans from subsequent conflicts,” telephone (707) 786-4554 or email saasaid Sindy Raymond, National Office ren@frontiernet.net. Administrator, the American Merchant Heather E Siegel writes The Siegel Mariner Veterans, Inc., a non-profit vet- Sidebar. Ms. Siegel is a well-known diserans service organization, headquar- ability rights advocate. If you have a miltered in California, that is recognized itary-related story that needs to be heard, by the U.S. Department of Veteran Af- The Siegel Sidebar wants to hear from fairs. you. You can reach Heather Siegel via Veterans Day 2014 is coming soon email, siegelsidebar@militarypress.com. (Tuesday, November 11), which is an-
Bob Olsen was a marine engineer in the U.S. Merchant Marine Service during World War II. Following the war, he served in the US Naval Reserve from 1945 until 1959. To hear his story about serving in the Merchant Marines, visit http://veteransbreakfastclub.com/south-hills-september-9-2014/. Photo courtesy Andy Marchese/Veteran Voices of Pittsburgh Oral History Initiative
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dred. “What makes you think that,” asked Marge. “He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out,” whispered Mildred. “Well, don’t worry about it,” said Marge, “At our age we’ve seen them all.” “I thought so,” said Mildred, “But this one is eating my popcorn!”
Chucky at the movies
Just for Laughs
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An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes.” “I’m sorry sir,” said the ticket agent, “We don’t allow animals in the theater.” The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie. “Marge,” whispered Mildred. “What,” said Marge. “I think this guy next to me is a pervert,” said Mil-
ACROSS 1. Mommies 6. Resorts 10. Competent 14. Excuse 15. South American country 16. Urgent request 17. Paths 18. Part of a foot 19. Legumes 20. Involving three parties 22. Overhang 23. Former Italian currency 24. Jubilant 26. Defrost 30. Excavated 31. Neither ___ 32. Ow! 33. Away from the wind 35. Scruffs 39. Lowborn 41. Mogul 43. Apprehensive 44. Cold-shoulder 46. Hint 47. Estimated time of arrival 49. Antlered animal 50. Arab chieftain 51. Bowman 54. A period of discounted prices 56. Western tie 57. Genius 63. Brother of Jacob 64. Hodgepodge 65. Cowboy sport 66. Focusing glass
Bald fleas
Q: What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless.
Blind bunny meets blind snake
A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path. “What kind of animal are you?” asks the snake. “I really don’t know,” says the bunny. “I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out?” So, the snake felt the bunny. “Well, you’re soft and cuddly,” said the snake. “You have long silky ears and a little fluffy tail. You must be a bunny!” “Awesome!” says the bunny. “Now what kind of animal are you?” “I really don’t know,” says the snake. “I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out?” So, the bunny feels the snake all over, and he replies, “You’re hard and cold, and you haven’t got any balls. You must be a lawyer!”
Catching rabbits
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it.
67. Lion sound 68. Blatant 69. Being 70. Cravings 71. Interprets written material DOWN 1. Kiln-dried grain 2. Winglike 3. Short skirt 4. Cain’s brother 5. Rope fiber 6. Balls 7. Aristocracy
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8. District 9. Glum 10. Visible aspect 11. Cry plaintively 12. Depart 13. Alleviated 21. Related to tides 25. Not short 26. Hard work 27. Large 28. Skin disease 29. Brothel 34. Imitators 36. Inside of your hand 37. Decorative case
Catfish and lawyers
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.
Dog with no legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn’t matter -- he’s not going to come anyway.
Ducks & elephants
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet? A: To put out fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To put out burning ducks.
Elephant & naked man
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: “It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?”
Everyone’s doing it.
Q: What’s bright-eyed and bushytailed? A: A squirrel on crack.
Farmer and the cow
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, “Some things you just can’t explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow
38. Clairvoyant 40. 8 bits of data 42. Foot joint 45. A man’s high tasseled boot 48. Arsenal 51. Poplar tree 52. Thorny flowers 53. Tribes 55. Mistake 58. Maguey 59. Relocate 60. Bright thought 61. Egghead 62. Specks
kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too. As soon as I finished milkin’’ him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can’t explain!
Frog on the lady’s head
A lady with a frog stuck to her head went to the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked her what was wrong, the frog replied, “I’ve got something stuck to my butt!”
Frog’s dream girl
A frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl frog?
SUDOKU The rules to play Sudoku are quite simple. Fill in the blanks so that each row, each column, and each of the nine 3x3 grids contain one instance of each of the numbers 1 through 9.
This week’s solutions:
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News briefs... Marines postpone uniform changes The Corps has decided against the proposed insignia modification that would have changed the enlisted rank worn on woodland utilities from black to brushed brass, and against the proposed requirement for all officers to own and wear the Sam Browne belt while in the dress blue uniform. The uniform board had sent out a survey
to Marines on these proposed uniform changes. After reviewing the survey results, Amos made his decision not to change the current regulation. Currently there has not been a decision regarding the utility changeover dates. The decision is slated to be revisited in the future.
VA ‘Choice Card’: Uncertainties swirl as deadline nears Congress last August gave the Department of Veteran Affairs 90 days to issue medical “Choice Cards” to 9.1 million veterans enrolled in VA care. The tight deadline of Nov. 5 won’t be met, say representatives of major veteran organizations who attend periodic VA briefings on plans for rollout of the Choice Card. The card will ensure
veterans have access to private sector health care if they reside more than 40 miles from a VA clinic or hospital, or if they face unacceptable waits, usually longer than 30 days, to access VA healthcare. The simple guarantee, centerpiece of the Veterans Access, Choice and Accountability Act of 2014, is not so simple to deliver, at least in 90 days.
Some seek to rename PTSD Physicians Eugene Lipov, M.D. (developer of Stellate Ganglion Block for treatment of PTSD) and Frank Ochberg, M.D. Of East Lansing, Mich. agree that the word “disorder,” when associated with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), completely misses the mark because the condition is medically and technically a biological phenomenon. In recent years, Dr. Ochberg has led a movement to drop “disorder” and replace it with “injury,” essentially re-
branding the acronym as Post-Traumatic Stress Injury (PTSI). Dr. Lipov, along with U.S. military physicians at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, were able to demonstrate that a biologic effect of numbing the nerves in the neck via a sympathetic ganglion block treatment appears to reboot the brain to a pretrauma state with a 72-percent success rate. The results were published in the October 2014 edition of AMSUS, Military Medicine’s International Journal.
Beware of Medicare scammers The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) reports that some scammers claimed to be calling on behalf of the government to verify information for a new Medicare card or Medicare-related package. In fact, it was a ruse to get people’s bank account information to make unauthorized withdrawals from their accounts. The callers said they needed to verify people’s identities using information that included the consumers’ bank account numbers. According to the FTC, the scammers told
people that their information would not be used to debit their bank accounts and that there was no charge for their services. But the FTC alleges that was a lie as bank accounts were debited for $400 or more within a couple of months. Never give out your bank account information to someone who contacts you over the phone. For more on credit and debt, and personal finance tips, visit the Money section at www.military.com.
Team for America wants veterans Teach For America, the nonprofit organization that sends recent college graduates and professionals to teaching positions at low-income schools, wants to enlist military veterans into its ranks. The organization helps its “corps members” earn teaching certifications in exchange for a two-year
teaching commitment. Participants who go on to become TFA alumni have access to additional resources such as leadership training and job opportunities provided by TFA and its vast network of alumni. For more information, visit www.teachforamerica.org.
New Marine in charge of Corps After nearly four years as commandant, Gen. James F. Amos on Oct. 17, 2014, passed command to Gen. Joseph F. Dunford Jr. in a ceremony at Marine Barracks Washington. Amos, who is retiring, has a long record of leadership
and impressive accomplishments in his 44 years of military service. Gen. Dunford becomes the 36th commandant of the Marine Corps after a storied career as an infantry officer.
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