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mericans of all political stripes often point to the 1950s as a golden era for our economy. After World War II and the Korean conflict, we were finally at peace, unemployment was extremely low,
between 2.5 and 5 percent, and America was the manufacturing king of a world decimated by war and clamoring for everything. Things were easier back then. Typically, only one member of a household worked, for 40 hours a week, and he (yes, he) brought home enough money for his family to prosper, grow and take an occasional vacation. It’s official life really was ‘better in the old days’, according to a new study. Half of adults over the age of 50 agree that life in the past was preferable to today, compared to just 19 per cent
who think the present day is best. The study shows many over50s consider the old days to be better because people were more patient and there was a slower pace of life. People also fondly remember
the time when the whole family ate around the dinner table and everyone enjoyed face-to-face conversations. For almost anyone over the age of 50, maybe even younger, these were special times at school, at college, getting married, having children or any other life event. Then, the music was better, the friendships were special and where you were living, what you were doing amounted to a pleasurable experience. We had Elvis, Hank Williams , Patsy Cline , Gladys Knight , Fats Domino , Little Richard The Temptations , Chuck Berry, Frank
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Sinatra and Pat Boone who stole all the black rhytme & blues singers songs and so on - their songs are still great and you can still sing today. We had our Tony Curtis hairdos ,sock hops and worked for our money and enjoyed our free time - no debts (no credit cards) drive-in movies and black and white TV. No cell phones or computers so you were not bombarded with sound and the annoying ring of someones phone , even yours . Life was slower but in the scheme of things, it was not so long ago - just seems like forever and of course, if you weren’t born, sadly you can’t share those memories with us oldies!
appear and grow, like alternative energy, environmental sciences, information technology and software development. These are jobs based on concepts that fundamentally did not exist in the 1950s. However, jobs are only one component of the good old days. In the larger economic picture, the cost of health care was much lower back then, in real terms. According to the Department of Health and Human Services, health But things have changed. care cost an individual American $146 Yes, manufacturing is more global per year in 1960, and represented now and, with improvements in 5 percent of our Gross Domestic transportation, factories go to where Product. labor is cheap and that’s not America. Average tariffs for the U.S. were near 10 percent in 1950, and near 1 percent today, effectively eliminating that barrier. Progress in robotics, mechanization and computing have eliminated a vast number of jobs and some industries, like coal mining, are simply disappearing as we advance to better and cheaper sources of energy. But, as some jobs disappear, others February 1, 2021 3
continues FROM PAGE 3 By the time the Affordable Healthcare Act came online in 2014, that cost had risen to $9,515 and it represented nearly 18 percent of our GDP. This rising insurance cost, along with higher co-pays, eats deeply into our disposable income. Another factor chewing through our “extra” money is the rising percentage of tax that individuals pay, relative to corporations , “In 1952, the corporate income tax accounted for 33 percent of all federal tax revenue. Today, despite record-breaking profits, corporate taxes bring in less than 9 percent.” Politifact found this statement “Mostly True.” In the 1950s, corporate income tax was 6 percent of the GDP and now it’s about 2 percent. So, who fills in that tax gap? We, the workers of America, do. America’s large employers are achieving record profits and have trillions of dollars in cash on hand, so they invite you out to a fabulous dinner to celebrate and stiff you for the bill, every week.
them or their families from excepting and visited friends and neighbors. positions on these Corporation Morals were better and girls were Boards or receiving any other types of proud of being virgins. The Politicians from both Parties financial moneys or benefits. promise to increase taxes on the Of course birth control options Corporations and Multi-Millionairs Getting back to those Good OL’ Days were more limited then. Divorce was but why would they when they almost unheard of and I would have themselves are the “ Millionairs “ , and There were virtually no drugs way a hard time thinking of a friend who if their not they soon will be . back then. When I was in high school didn’t live in a two parent home. I didn’t know a single person, kid or Would I give up computers, cell The Lobiest will offer them or their adult that used drugs. We had Mental phones, Facebook and the rest… In a families positions on the boards of institutions for the mentally ill instead heartbeat … how about you ? the same Corporations they promised of giving them pills and throwing to increase taxes on .Fat Chance them back on the streets ! The world Richard Matz Publisher that the Swamp won’t continue to was much safer then and we often get SWAMPIER ! Wonder why these left our front door and cars unlocked. Senators and Congressmen/women I slept out on the porch on hot nights go in with nothing but come out and camped in a tent in the backyard as Multi-Millionairs ? We will never sometimes. I don’t think any of that eliminate the ” Swamp “ until we’ll would be a wise thing these days. eliminate the lobbyist . If you look up in the dictionary the words bribery Crime was much lower , Police and lobbyist the wording is almost where respected as well as our fathers the same. , mothers and grandparents. Much of crime these days is drug related and Once the Politicians are elected to as I mention drugs were not available. Office they receive their salaries for the People socialized more. We could not rest of their lives so why not prevent sit home on our computer so we went Promises That Are Never Kept
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1956 Chevy Bel Air Converible
US President Dwight D. Eisehower
Technology First hard disk (5MB) invented by IBM. Black-and-white portable TV sets hit the market The first Transatlantic Telephone Cable goes in operation
Major News Stories include Suez Crisis, Federal-Aid Highway Act signed for the construction of 41,000 miles of interstate highways, Fidel Castro lands in Cuba at the start of the Cuban Revolution, Rock and Roll music sweeps the World, Elvis Presley appears on The Ed Sullivan Show and enters the US music charts for the first time, with “ Heartbreak Hotel. “
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Around the World in Eighty Days Elvis Presley appears on The Ed Sullivan Show for the first time.
Oral Vaccine developed against Polio by Albert Sabin
Pop Culture
Sony exports it’s first products to Canada a Transistor Radio
Rocky Marciano retires as the only undefeated Heavyweight Champion of the world with a perfect record.
Popular Films
Guys and Dolls The first commercial videotape recorder the VR-1000 from Ampex The King and I Corp goes on sale. Trapeze High Society Tefal starts producing non stick
Elvis Presley enters the US music charts for the first time, with - “ Heartbreak Hotel. “ the first of 170 hit singles.
Elvis Presley’s first movie, “Love Me Tender” opens in New York. Diamonds Are Forever is published by Ian Fleming. “My Fair Lady” opens on Broadway starring Julie Andrews as Eliza Doolittle and Rex Harrison as
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Professor Higgins. The first half-hour serial “As the World Turns” begins on CBS. Porgy and Bess opens in New York.
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Penguin produce the first paperback books
Singers Elvis Presley Bill Haley and the Comets Chuck Berry Jerry Lee Lewis Johnny Cash Ella Fitzgerald Dean Martin
1956 Ford Thunderbird
1956 Mercury Custom
Yearly Inflation Rate USA 1.52% Average Cost of new house $11.700 Average Monthly Rent $88 Average Yearly Wages $4.450 Cost of a gallon of Gas 22 cents Average Cost of a new car $2,050 Milk: $.97 Bread $.18 Postage stamp: $.03 Chuck Pot Roast: $ .33 lb. Spareribs: $.39 lb. Cabbage: $.04 lb. Eggs, doz.: $.45 Coffee: $.69 lb.
1935 Ford Convertible
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Chargers Report: Mocking April’s NFL Art Garcia MilitaryPress Reporter With new head coach Brandon Staley finalizing his coaching staff, it’s time to look ahead to NFL Draft this April and focus on which direction the bolts will go in the first round.
son in the NFL, keeping Herbert upright and healthy is priority No. 1. With three starters along the offensive line unrestricted free agents (UFA’s) — Sam Tevi (OT), Forrest Lamp (OG) and Dan Feeney (C/G) — a definite upgrade is needed regardless if any of them resign or move on to another team.
Just as the quarterback position was their priority in the 2020 draft, most pundits believe general manager Tom Telesco will select an offensive lineman to protect the franchises’ most prized possession — quarterback Justin Herbert.
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view a few of the top scouting evaluators to get their thoughts on the Chargers draft. Here is a look at the first mocks of NFL Media’s Daniel Jeremiah and ESPN’s Mel Kiper Jr., both having the Chargers selecting an offensive tackle in round 1.
cleanest players in the draft,” Jeremiah wrote. “He’s played at a high level at both guard and tackle. The Chargers must address the offensive line this offseason.” Kiper — Christian Darrisaw, OT, Virginia Tech.
Jeremiah — Alijah Vera-Tucker, OT, USC.
“With four straight wins to end the season, the Chargers likely moved themselves out of the Penei Sewell sweepstakes, but Darrisaw is a great
“Vera-Tucker is one of the most
consolation prize,” says Kiper. “He had a phenomenal 2020 season and could be quarterback Justin Herbert’s long-term blindside protector. Offensive line is one of L.A.’s top needs of the offseason, and it could add to the position in both free agency and the draft. New coach Brandon Staley will get back safety Derwin James from injury, but this defensive line needs a boost, too. Keep an eye on risers between now and April.” The Endzone: If Telesco does draft an offensive lineman in the first round it will be the first since he selected Alabama OT D.J. Fluker with the 11th
pick in the 2013 draft — his first year as general manager. Per Spotrac, the Chargers have $23,966.398 in cap space. With 17 UFA’s, tight end Hunter Henry should be the top in-house player to re-sign. Playing under the franchise tag this past season, Henry had a career-high 60 catches for 613 yards and four touchdowns. Gavin Borquez (Chargers Wire) believes Henry could command top market value for tight ends which would average $14-15 million per year. Spotrac numbers for Tevi, Feeney and Lamp in 2020 were $640,448; $932,908; and $1,666,730, respectfully.
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“Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?” The Bartender reply’s “$5”.
You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says “Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place”.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn’t that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?
The bartender then says “Oh well, he’s upstairs in his office with my wife”.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere
The guy looks all confused then asks “What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?”
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the Only thing you care to exercise. At my age, “getting a little action” means I don’t need to take a laxative.
Adam and Eve A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.”
Two old guys are sitting on a bench in front of a Miami Beach back clinic. They see a stooped-over gentleman, cane in hand, hobbling into the clinic. Twenty minutes later, the guy comes out, walking straight and tall. Bench guy says, “What, did they give you pills?”
“Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.”
“No”, says the patient.
“No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, “they have only an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise? They are Russian.
“Nope”, says the patient. “They gave me a longer cane.”
Chocking A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a 25-cent piece in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat. He immediately starts choking and going blue in the face and Dad starts panicking, shouting and screaming for help.
A middle-aged, fairly unnoticeable man in a gray suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading his newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, he looks up, puts his coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds his newspaper and places it on the counter. He gets up from his seat and makes his unhurried way across the market.
Reaching the boy, the man carefully takes hold of the kid’s balls and squeezes gently but firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the 25-cent piece, which the man catches in his free hand.
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Grandpa and Grandma Grandpa and Grandma were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about “the good old days,” when Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, “Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?” Grandpa looked over at her, a little tired but obligingly took her aged hand in his. With a wry little smile, Grandma pressed a little farther, “Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you’d sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?” Grandpa a little tired and getting pissed leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek. Growing bolder still, Grandma said, “Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you’d kind of nibble on my ear?” Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, “Honey, where are you going?” Grandpa replied, “To get my f…..g teeth.”
A BEER A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1”. The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender
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“I’m actually 47,” the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonald’s for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, “Oh, you look about 29.” “I am actually 47!” she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman’s age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age.” There was no one around, so the woman said, “What the hell?” and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, “OK, You are 47.” Stunned, the woman said, “That was brilliant! How did you do that?” The old man replied, “I was behind you in line at McDonald’s.”
PRISON A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
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TWINS A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later Juan sends a picture
of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
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