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By Richard Matz Publisher/writer
to be the greatest president the United
Democrats realize there is no longer the
States has ever had . When you come to
Democratic Party but are being used as
think of it that’s not such a bad ambition
ponds of the left wing radical socialist .
! Even thouTrump tweeted to much he was on a roll , he had immigration under
I believe that black lives matter , I believe
control with his wall. Gasoline prices
that all lives matter , but I don’t believe
were under $2 a gallon in some states
in the self described Marxists party (
and he made the USA oil independent.
Black Lives Matter ) organized and run
When he took over the stock market
by Patrisse Khan-Cullors who uses race
was at 16,000 when he left it was close
as dividing issue amongst all Americans
to 30,000 and rising. He defeated ISIS
. In a 2015 interview, one of the three
and had Iraq and the Middle East
sentence even when reading it from a
Black Lives Matter co-founders declared
under control .
Unemployment was
Teleprompter and is an embarrassment
that she and another co-founder “are
Hillary Clinton says she would ‘bet on’
at its lowest point in the last 50 years .
to the United States . When you think
trained Marxists.
Trump running for president again in
We have the respect of many nations
he has to deal with 2 of our strongest
2024 after new poll finds Trump and
and Russia and China feared Trump
adversaries , Putin of Russia and Xi
Protests broke out across the country in
Biden would end up in near-dead heat
and were not trying to take over other
Jinping of China
we don’t stand a
the name of Black Lives Matter, when the
for White House Clinton revealed in a
countries as they are today. President
chance and they realize how weak
group’s co-founder went on a real estate
Sunday interview that she still feels
Trump was at work 16 plus hours per
America is with Biden as president.
buying binge, snagging four high-end
‘terrible’ for not beating Trump in 2016
day and got more laws passed than all
and claimed a potential 2024 victory
of our last 5 presidents combined ! He
Inflation is at an all-time high and if
never hid from the media and made
it continues this way it will destroy
himself available to all even though they
America’s way of life. Gasoline at $5 plus
Patrisse Khan-Cullors, 37, also eyed
continued to persecute him with false
per gallon and shortages of all products
property in the Bahamas at an ultra-
information and lies.
from food , cars , electronics and all the
exclusive resort where Justin Timberlake
2020. The slim margin falls well within
essentials that we use in our daily lives .
and Tiger Woods both have homes, The
the poll’s 2.5 percent margin of error.
Our borders are being overrun by illegals
Washington Post newspaper has learned
More people said they preferred Trump’s
from over 100 different countries and
luxury apartments and townhouses at
policies to Biden’s policies in the poll.
with no Covid shots they are being bused
the beachfront Albany resort outside
Hillary also took a shot at former FBI
and flown to cities all over America by
Nassau are priced between $5 million
Director James Comey claiming that
our military .
and $20 million, according to a local
would ‘end’ democracy. A recent survey found Biden just one point ahead of Trump in a rematch of
homes for $3.2 million in the US alone,
if not for ‘the stunt he pulled 10 days
according to property records.
agent. The self-described Marxist last 2022 will become the pivotal election
month purchased a $1.4 million dollar
year in the House and Senate and the
home on a secluded road a short drive
Former First Lady Hillary Clinton said
only chance we have to half way stop
from Malibu in Los Angeles,
Sunday she would ‘bet’ on her 2016
the destruction of the Democratic Party
rival, former President Donald Trump,
and Joe Biden for what they are doing to
The DNC is trying to fool Americans with
launching another White House bid in
America . God forbid if anything happens
their money handouts and continually
2024, and it appears many Americans
to Joe we get Kamala who has trouble
increasing our 30 trillion budget deficit
Now let’s talk about Biden or should I say
pronouncing her own name . I actually
. They want the Government to control us and are only digging us deeper into
before the election, I would have won’
would be keen to see it.
“what’s there to talk about Biden “. We
feel sorry for Biden as he is only a puppet
Is the country better off now with Biden
all know that he is being protected by his
of the DNC the Democratic National
debt , ensuring our children and our
than it was with Trump? We all realize
staff and the media and that he suffers
Committee that put someone into office
grandchildren will soon live in a 3rd
from dementia . He cannot complete a
they knew they could control . Even
world country.
that Trump was an egotist and wanted
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WOKE NONSENSE
In April, a 7-year old Black girl was shot and killed while sitting in a car with her father at a McDonald’s drive-thru in Chicago. A few weeks earlier, a 13-year old Latino boy was shot and killed by a Chicago police officer at 2:30 in the morning. He was running away from the police and was shot just after tossing a gun he had been carrying. Murder in Chicago is hardly breaking news. So far this year, the city has logged almost 700 victims of homicide. But this time a new element was added to the same sad story. This time, the CEO of a major American corporation weighed in. And what made his reaction to the deaths interesting is that he didn’t blame the usual suspects: systemic racism and rogue cops. Chris Kempczinski, the president and CEO of McDonald’s, sent a text message to Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot that recently was made public, in which he
Then he met with more than 100 pastors and community leaders from Chicago and across Illinois and apologized again. As Jason Riley noted in the Wall Street Journal: “Mr. Kempczinski was stating a plain truth, making an observation surely shared by an overwhelming majority of rational adults.”
caught on video shooting randomly at moving cars when someone called the police. Gunpowder residue was found on the boy’s hand. So, based on the information we know, it appears the McDonald’s CEO was onto something — that he did nothing more than tell an inconvenient truth. But when his message to the mayor was revealed through a Freedom of Information Act request, a swift backlash occurred. Activist groups called the text “ignorant, racist and unacceptable.”
said that the shootings were “tragic.” Then he added: “With both, the parents failed those kids. No parent wants to be accused of failing a child, but let’s take a look at whether Kempczinski was needlessly insensitive or if had reason to conclude that “both parents failed those kids.” The father of the dead girl reportedly has a long criminal record and acknowledged on social media that he knew he was a target for gang retaliation. But that didn’t stop him from letting his 7-year-old daughter sit in a car with him. As for the 13-year-old boy who was shot and killed by a police officer: What was he doing with a gun? And why was he running around with a 21-year-old repeat gun offender at 2:30 in the morning? The two had been
“You relied on lazy, outdated and racist stereotypes in order to uphold the status quo and avoid accountability for those in power,” the groups wrote. “As the leader of one of the world’s largest private employers and most iconic brands, you have a responsibility to do so much better.”
But we now live in post-George Floyd America, where simply stating “a plain truth” has become a risky proposition. Uttering a reasonable opinion that is deemed “unacceptable” by the woke mob can get you smeared as a racist. It can get you “canceled,” especially if you’re talking about members of racial and ethnic minorities. For quite a while now, we’ve heard serious people say that we need to have an honest conversation about important matters such as race. I used to think that was a good idea. Not anymore. Now we live in a time when too many of us — including too many CEOs of major American corporations — have given in to the activists and have become afraid to tell plain truths. We’re afraid the woke mob will come after us. But what happens when we become a nation of people who are afraid to speak plain truths? What happens when it’s easier to say nothing than to speak honestly about what we believe?
Perhaps Kempczinski should have seen the backlash coming. But for whatever reason, he didn’t. So, did he hold firm and stand by his words? Did he say anything about whether the dead children’s parents had a responsibility to do better? Of course not. Like so many CEOs these days, he apologized — over and over again.
Not too long ago, we Americans proudly believed the final words of our national anthem, that we live in the “land of the free and the home of the brave.” In many ways, of course, we’re still a great nation — but those words don’t seem as obvious anymore. They don’t resonate the way they used to.
In a letter to McDonald’s employees, he wrote: “I have not walked in the shoes of [those children’s families] and so many others who are facing a very different reality. Not taking the time to think about this from their viewpoint was wrong.”
And sooner or later, the American people — the rational ones, anyway — will (hopefully) say, “We’ve had enough of this woke nonsense.” For many Americans, that day can’t come soon enough.
In a video he sent to his employees, he added, “I let you down, and I let myself down.”
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Is Academia awash in Liberal Socialist Bias? group of militant rank & file activists at CUNY challenging the culture of austerity in higher education and demanding a more democratic fighting union.”
” This is one of many recent headlines trying to grapple with a question that we’ve been debating for decades: are colleges and universities dominated by liberals? Over the past few years, charges that colleges and universities are “about Radical Left Indoctrination” have come from several quarters, including from the highest echelons of our government, making this a question that merits serious attention. The data for three campus constituencies unequivocally show that liberals are considerably overrepresented on university and college campuses. And the research on campus climate reveals a decrease in openness to non-liberal viewpoints.In a year when numerous faculty members who aren’t “woke” have been pilloried, and many universities are revamping themselves in accordance with the agenda of Black Lives Matter and Antifa,
Is there any counterweight to RFA? Of course not. Faculty members were more likely to categorize themselves as moderate (46.1 percent) than liberal (44.1 percent). Conservatives trailed at 9.2 percent.At community colleges, 19 percent of faculty members called themselves conservatives, and only 37.1 percent said they were liberals. Liberal arts college faculty members were most likely to identify as liberal (61 percent, compared to only 3.9 percent as conservatives).Colleges across the country have adopted the use of gender neutral pronouns. They are doing away with words such as: he, she, him, her, himself, and herself. ... According to the pamphlet, “Some people don’t feel like traditional pronouns (she/her, he/him) fit their gender identities I have three daughters , one living in Montana she is very conservative , my middle daughter who graduated from Utah University is so left wing we no longer communicate and my youngest daughter who just graduated said the professor should be teaching student to think for themselves instead they teach
Marxists believe that if the working class makes itself the ruling class, and destroys the basis for class society (private property, or what Marx called “Bourgeois Property”), there will be a “classless society.” In a Marxist society, no social classes are in conflict, and there is no government anymore. Left-wing bias pervades higher education, and since the COVID-19 lockdowns, colleges have carried left-wing bias to greater extremes than ever. At Brooklyn College (a part of the City University of New York), a faculty group called “Rank and File Action” just emailed a university-wide invitation to an event featuring the Marxist Democratic Socialists of America chapter at LaGuardia Community College. RFA describes itself as “a
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and push their political left wing ideology on them . If I would have known these professors were teaching my kids that America is a bad country and all White Americans are racist and there are no more men or women “ just its “ choose your own sex I’d have never spent over one million dollars to educate them
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< US President George W. Bush
What happened in 1990?
revolutionizing astronomy.
Major News Stories include East and West Germany reunite, Mecca Stampede kills thousands, Iraq Invades Kuwait, Hubble Space Telescope placed in orbit, Tim Berners-Lee publishes formal proposal for the WWW, Strangeways Prison Rioting, Channel Tunnel French and English sides connect together, First in-car Satellite Navigation System goes on sale, Depletion of the Ozone Layer is discovered above the North Pole,
Tim Berners-Lee publishes a more formal proposal for the World Wide Web and the first web page is written
Technology The Space Shuttle Discovery places the Hubble Space Telescope in orbit
Microsoft Releases Windows 3.0 A 16 megabit chip is shown for the first time The First Known Case of AIDS is traced back to 1959 The Space Probe Voyager launched in 1977 photographed the Solar System at a distance of 3.7 miles from the SUN 18 years after its launch the US Space
Probe Pioneer reaches a distance of 46.5 billion miles beyond all planetary orbits Depletion of the Ozone Layer is discovered above the North Pole The First in-car Satellite Navigation System is sold by Pioneer
Popular Films Home Alone Ghost Dances with Wolves Pretty Woman
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1990 CHRYSLER LE BARON Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Hunt for Red October Total Recall Die Hard 2 Dick Tracy Edward Scissorhands, The Godfather Part III
Popular Music Tears For Fears
Janet Jackson with “ Black Cat “ Jon Bon Jovi with “ Blaze of Glory “ Erasure
Average Cost of new house $123,000 Average Income per year $28,960 Average Monthly Rent $465 Cost of a gallon of Gas $1.34 Price for a new Isuzu Rodeo $12,4900 IBM PS1 Computer From $999 to $1,999
1990 JAGUAR
Maxi Priest Rod Stewart Depeche Mode The Blues Brothers Garth Brooks Red Hot Chili Peppers
Kylie Minogue
1990 DODGE VIPER 1990 CHEVY TRUCK
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Publishers memoirs
THE GREAT BANK HEIST The movie theater was called
/ stole a row boat. We left our getaway clothes hidden
the Arsenal on Butler Street
in the bushes on shore and took off in just T-shirts and
in Lawrenceville Pittsburgh
swim trunks and had a 50 foot garden hose that was
Pennsylvania. Right next to
going to be used as our snorkeling device . After several
the theater was the bank,
ridiculous attempts Ronnie swallowing half the river
Metropolitan
and said we need a new plan.
National
Bank. As we rode back nearing the shore the police river The bank was open till
patrol boat was hot on our trail. Jumping out of the
12 noon on Saturdays
boat we scampered ashore grabbed our getaway
and unbeknownst to us
clothes and made our getaway. Without the police
was cased by our cousin
catching us we thought we were in the clear except the
Ronnie at 11 AM Saturday
2 youngest girls told our parents about the bank heist
morning. While no one
and for the next month we never saw the 30 cartoons
was paying attention to
at the Arsenal show. 50 years later I told my kids about
Back in
him he opened the latch on one of the
this episode and they said the coins must be worth a lot
1950 when I was 10 years old every
windows at the bank. We all went to the show and as
of money now . I said you’re darn tot-in … this time let’s
Saturday my brother and I used to go to the movie
we were leaving at 1:30 PM Ronnie said to us “ come on
rent a rowboat and take a 200 foot garden hose and we
theater , pay 20 cents to watch 30 cartoons . My dad
we need to climb over a fence between the bank and
can become rich .
would give me and my brother 25 cents , 20 cents to
the movie show “ .. We didn’t know what was going on
get in and a nickel for a candy bar . Sometimes it was a
but scamper over the fence in the back of the bank and
Hershey’s with almonds or a Milky Way and sometimes
movie theater . Ronnie then had Buddy boozed him
my brother and I would pitch in together and spend a
up to the window that he had opened earlier in the
nickel for a bag of popcorn and a nickel for soda out of
day . Within minutes he was throwing out heavy bags
a soda machine.
of coins. The bags contained half dollars , quarters ,
Richard Matz Publisher
dimes , nickels and pennies. He said will take the bags We usually went to the movies with my cousins and
and buried them in Millville a small town on the other
there were 7 of us from 3 different families. The oldest
side of the 40th St. bridge that crossed the Allegheny
and the leader of our gang was 12 year old cousin
River. The bags were so heavy that we could only carry
Ronnie Brown a master thief as an early age . My other
one bag each so 4 of us boys carried half dollars bags .
cousins were the Bells ,, Buddy 12 , Kitty 10 , Donna Rae
Kitty carried a bag of quarters and the 2 youngest girls
9 and the youngest of all an 8 years old .
couldn’t carry any of the bags so off we went . The 40th St. bridge was right next to the bank so we made our getaway walking as fast as we could. The bridge was quite long so we had to take rest periods along the way. Halfway across the bridge we heard sirens and thinking it was the police we threw the bags over the railing of the bridge . Much to our dismay we were passed by a fire truck and an ambulance . As we left the bridge Ronnie came up with the brilliant idea he said “ next Saturday let’s find a boat and retrieve the bags of coins at the bottom of the river. Of course we didn’t know the depth of the river was well over 150 feet deep . Next Saturday instead of going to the movies we went down to the river and by the docks we borrowed
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SUPER BOWL 2022 ODDS: CHIEFS, PACKERS NOW FAVORED Their status as the teams to beat doesn’t come as a surprise. Green Bay (12-3) sits atop the NFC standings, while Kansas City (11-4) leads the AFC. Earning the top seeds and the only bye in each conference would be a major boost to their title chances. The Packers are riding a four-game winning streak in which Rodgers and the offense have racked up an eye-popping 136 points, but the defense will likely need to up its game if the team is going to go the distance. Green Bay is averaging 30.5 points allowed over its past four games since a shutout win over the Seattle Seahawks in Week 10. If not for the nearly flawless play of the offense, the Packers could be sitting in a much different position right now. That said, the defense displayed better form earlier in the season, highlighted by three road games against tough opponents—the Chiefs, Cincinnati Bengals and Arizona Cardinals—in which the unit only gave up 18.7 points per game. That’s what the team will be looking for come playoff time.
the campaign. The reality is there was never serious cause for concern because all four losses came against strong opponents—the Ravens, Los Angeles Chargers, Buffalo Bills and Tennessee Titans. Mahomes and Co. haven’t suffered a bad loss all season. They’ve predictably caught fire and scored some impressive victories during a current seven-game winning streak, including triumphs over the Packers, Chargers and Dallas Cowboys.
Meanwhile, the Chiefs dealt with an endless stream of “what’s wrong?” questions during a lackluster 3-4 start to
“We got heart, that’s the biggest thing,” Mahomes said on NFL Network after Sundays 36 to 10 win over the Steelers. “It hasn’t been pretty the entire season, but guys stepped up and showed that championship swagger we had a couple years back. Now, we just have to keep this momentum going. We’re trying to get to the playoffs and make something
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happen.” The NFL has held a wide-open feel throughout most of the season as no team has been able to pull away from the field, which has created crowded playoff races in both conferences. It should make for a highly entertaining finish to the regular season and postseason. Yet, it wouldn’t be surprising if the favorites from Green Bay and Kansas City are the last teams standing in February.
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Good News Bad News “I have good and bad news,” the doctor said to his patient. “Give me the bad news first,” the patient said. “Your test results are back,” the doctor said, “today is your last day on this earth “That’s the bad news?” the patient exclaimed. “What’s the good news?” “Your wife and me are going on vacation tomorrow !
night, and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman agreed. On their anniversary night, at the table, the woman says, “Honey, my breast are as hot for you as they were 50 years ago.” The man replies, “Madge, hon, that’s because they are sitting in your soup.
Football Fans
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Minutes ? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Padre fan insists he’s the most loyal. “This is for San Diego!” he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Giants fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, “This is for San Francisco!” and pushes the Dodger fan off the mountain.
A Guy Walks Into The Woods
Huge College Freshman
A guy walks into the woods as his wife is bitching at him The wife turns to him and says, “Hey you idiot it’s getting really dark and I’m scared and we could die in here ” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I’ll have to walk back alone.”
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach. “Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. “Wow,” said the coach. “I’m impressed. Can you run?” “Of course I can run,” said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. “Great!” enthused the coach. “But can you pass a football?” The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. “Well, sir,” he said, “if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.”
A Doctor Walks Into The Room
Wedding Anniversary An old man and nis wife were approaching their 50th wedding anniversary. To celebrate, the woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they should do what they did on their wedding
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One Day One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “And you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing.
Loud Sex A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.” The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?” The player thought for a moment and then he answered, “4?” “Did you say 4?!?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”
A Son Tells His Father A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
A psychiatrist A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.” At this point, the third mother got up,
took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Richard let’s go.”
Worms A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died. “All right, son.” asked the father, “what does that show you?” “Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.”
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