ANGEL OF
BY NATALIE PASNIN
People actually believe that crap? Are you F#@*ing serious?
HUH? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
I am the Angel of Odd. I’ve been sent to tell you that...
MAYBE IF YOU SHUTUP AND LISTEN YOU WOULD KNOW!!!
As I was saying, I am and Angel of the odd. I’ve come here to warn you, you will have odd encounters in the coming days.
Man, I need to stop drinking. That was weird.
Nope, I need a drink.
THAT NIGHT AT THE BAR... Come back to mine?
*Whispers* Let’s go...
It’s past 6 o’clock, you didnt pay the house insurance today did you?
HELP HELP!!!
AMBULANCE
LATER THAT NIGHT IN HOSPITAL...
HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH A RANDOM GIRL? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
THIS IS KARMA FOR WHAT YOU DID, YOU DESERVE IT! WE’RE OVER!!!!! YOU CHEATER!!!
Dont’ say I didn’t warn you...
**MUFFLED** MMMM MMMM MM MMMM.
Here’s where I end it all. I’ve lost my house and my girlfriend. I have nothing to live for anymore. I’m a failure. I DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE.
OUT OF HOSPITAL...
HEY!! WHAT THE HELL!! THATS MY CLOTHES!!
HEY! COME BACK HERE.
ARRRRRGHHHHH!!
T H E EN D
A lesson to be learnt by us all, NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, or in this case a newspaper... Story of a man, who finds humour in the misfortune of anothers. He becomes confronted by an angel, who warns him of odd encounters that will occour. To his disbelief, the angel is infact correct in his fate and just when he thinks nothing else could go wrong, they couldn’t get any worse.
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