Ibizan 764 eissue 11th December 2014 by The Ibizan, the all new Ibiza Sun newspaper.

San Antonio Christmas Tree on the Fountains Paseo

The Deadline to Register to Vote in Spain’s 2015 Municipal Elections is

December 30th For more information on how to register, downloadable forms, and contact details of Ibiza’s Town Halls, go to

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Join the group at www.facebook.com/groups/voteibiza/ Personal Assistance. Martin Makepeace will be at San Antonio Town Hall 12 noon every Wednesday to offer personal assistance and translation to anybody wanting to register.

Smart Island Fibre Optic Fast Internet Coming to Ibiza Consell & Movistar Announce 14 million € Investment 69,000 Homes to be Supplied ‘Soon’ Brit-Tech Company Be Free Roll Out Fibre-Speed Wireless in Ibiza 4G Mobile to 90% of the ‘Smart Island’ in 2015

With many of Ibiza’s homes and businesses still receiving sub 1mb internet service, and some in rural areas having no service at all, there is bound to be a collective sigh of

relief that high speed internet is on the horizon throughout the Island. The Consell Island Government and Movistar (Telefonica) announced this week a 14 million € investment in fibre optic internet and telephone connections for Ibiza that will improve and increase the speed and efficiency of the system well beyond the present ADSL connections. Using the existing telephone cable supply instal-

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Ibiza’s Internet Control Centre Yesterday

Global Corruption. The Darker the colour, the more corrupt

Waiting for a Techno Bus ... Editorial, Nick Gibbs If you wait long enough for a bus two will come along together. If you wait long enough for a computer bus one zero will come along together. Whether or not your interest in technology is at a level you are likely to appreciate the binary reference, most people will benefit from one or other of the two initiatives that will give Ibiza internet service at speeds comparable to the UK and mainland Spain, and as ourselves a business often restricted and frustrated by the level of internet available in Ibiza, Amen to that. At a domestic level urban areas such as the Bay of San Antonio and much of rural Ibiza still have landline speeds of less than 1mb. This prevents what others may seem as the routine tasks of using Skype or streaming Music and Video. Even online shopping becomes more tiresome than Tescos the last weekend before Christmas. Businesses are bound to see real benefit from the most basic level of keeping their customers happy by offering wi-fi that can withstand multiple access, to direct issues of im pr ov e d p r o f i ta b i l i t y through increased productiv(Continued from page 1)

lations, the new fibre optic will soon reach 69,000 homes and businesses, starting with the main centres of population and then rolling out across Ibiza. Movistar will supply the connection to the property but customers will need to have the required cabling installed inside the building. Though premium service packages will be available to businesses etc, most homes are likely to find the 50€ per month package of internet, TV and telephone will fulfil their needs. The most economic package will be 100mb internet only for 36,18€ a month including VAT. Adopting the alternative technol-

ity for those that work in the media, technology and online sales. The note of caution that is likely to come to the minds of even those with the most glass-half-full positivity in their Ibiza lives, is that we have been disappointed following so many similar promises in the past. The hospital’s radiotherapy unit is one good example? The cynics, or realists depending on your viewpoint, may point to this being one of what is likely to be a series of good news announcements in coming months which have more to do with impending elections than anything else. The private company finance may give us some confidence that in this case the promises will be kept. Even if the targets in terms of roll out are not achieved, it is great to hear there is an alternative in the wings, and better still that it is another British company contributing successfully to the island’s economy. Be Free can offer service where cables cannot go. They already have an interesting project underway in Cala Llonga and have the infrastructure in place to offer competition to Movistar - that has to be a good thing.

ogy of wireless internet that operates at fibre optic speeds, British Technology company BeFree are already operating their service in Ibiza. Launched in Spring 2014, Be Free Wi-Fi has been installed to over 50 of Ibiza’s most well known venues including Cafe Mambo and Ocean Beach. Standing up to the test of huge simultaneous access by appaddict young tourists, the company plan to extend their services to the wider population now the infrastructure is in place. They have a particular focus on providing internet to communities with poor or no land line service. Ibiza’s mobile phone network will also be taking a huge leap for-

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ward with the Consell’s further announcement that by the end of 2015 at least 90% of the island will have access to a 4G service for smart phones. The Consell clearly consider this an important enough initiative to plan a special promotion around the development, intending to use the slogan ‘Smart Island’ at tourist fairs once the 4G system is fully working. Births Up. The number of births throughout the Baleares has increased by 1,4% in the first 6 months of the year reaching a figure of 5,068. During the same period 4,088 persons died so the net increase in population has been 981. Ebola Unit at Can Misses. Including 87 volunteer medical staff, a special unit has been set up and trained at the Can Misses Hospital to be able to handle any suspected case of Ebola if it is found on the island. The volunteers were divided into groups of 12 and received 8 intensive theoretical classes during November and are now beginning practical sessions using the equipment and protocols that they will need to use if a case was ever to be detected on the islands of Ibiza and Formentera. Youngsters Find Decomposed Body. Young sailors and their monitor holding a sailing class in the Bay of San Antonio came across a badly decomposed body of a man floating in the water. Reporting the discovery, the emergency services retrieved the body of the dead man from the Bay. Despite a lot of decomposition, the corpse was identified by a distinguishing tattoo as being that of Jose Vicente Soller, originally from Melilla.

Global Corruption Study Transparency International have been monitoring Corruption around the world since the 1990’s and now in their authoritative new study we can compare nations according to the likelihood of officials accepting bribes in the course of public administration. The usual suspects of Somalia and North Korea are the unsurprising countries where corruption is most prevelent, whilst squeaky clean Denmark score the highest marks with 92 of a possible 100. Britain is ranked as the 14th least corrupt nation scoring 78, Ireland came in close behind equal with the USA in 17th with a score of 74. With many public corruption cases gaining worldwide att e n t i o n , Spain’s world ranking at 37 of the 175 nations surveyed, may be viewed as ’could have been a lot worse’ by a Government trying to rebuild their

The 35 year old man had vanished 15 days ago prompting a search by his family and police. The autopsy showed no signs of violence and it is believed that he must have accidently fallen into the sea from a cliff whilst out walking. Middle Class Squeeze. Trade Unions have described the Ibiza economy as a “machine to make rubbish jobs” following a report on the reduction of quality and pay in official contracted employment. The reports findings state that between 2008 and 2013 the Balearic islands lost 38.798 jobs in the 1,100 to 2,400€ a month bracket. During the same period the number of jobs below 1,000€ per month increased by 8,375,

reputation. At the other end of the scale, Somalia and North Korea shared joint last place with a score of just 8 out 100. This is the 20th year of Transparency International’s corruption index, which tracks the perception of how corrupt people working in the public sector of each country are. The research uses surveys and assessments on bribery to produce a composite index, as the organisation says there is no absolute way to assess corruption. “Corrupt officials smuggle illgotten assets into safe havens through offshore companies with absolute impunity”, said José Ugaz, chairman of Transparency International. http://www.transparency.org

highlighting a net loss of some 30,000 jobs and a downward trend in rates of pay. 2013 statistics show that there are 80,271 persons in employment earning less than 376€ a month - half the national minimum wage. The unions believe that the reality behind the statistics is one of more people on false part time or low quality contracts due to employers fraudulently reducing their social security and other employment obligations during the crisis years. The Unions claim that whilst on paper the employee receives very little, in reality there is an extra cash payment which makes up the workers’ wages to a liveable level but does not get included in calculations for Government de-

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Extra €1mil for Disabled Mercedes Prats, Minister of Health and Social Welfare, chose International Disabilities Day (December 3rd) to announce a big increase in Disable services funding in Ibiza. Prats said that the purpose of the day, held since 1982, was to promote the principle of people with disabilities participating in society on equal conditions with the rest of the population, in addition to attracting attention and mobilizing support on key issues relating to the inclusion of this social group in society. The theme chosen this year is Sustainable Development: the promise of technology. Speaking in support of the concept the Minister went on to announce a budget increase of 927,988 € compared to 2014. This represents approximately 5% of the department's 18.5 million € budget. Services in the field of disabilductions. Even with the cash top up the unions state that the total amount paid is often well below the legal minimum wage, but that with plenty of willing takers unscrupulous employers are happy to exploit the situation. Though compromised in their reliability due to the reality of black money earnings, in so far as the statistics can be assessed it seems evident that the middle earnings group are shrinking in number throughout the Balearics. Between 2008 and 2014 the total paid in salaries each year dropped from 8,917 million € to 7,710 million €. Over the same period the average salary has reduced from 18,114 € a year to 17,301 €. This 4.5% decrease in salaries was compounded by an 8,3% rise in prices over the same period of time. Whereas the report states earnings and conditions to be worsening at the lower end of the employment scale, the reverse is shown for top earners at both corporate and individual levels. In the first 6 months of 2013 across Spain as a whole, the 35

ity provided by the institution are offering assistance and treatment to people with mental and many intellectual disabilities in different areas of their life, such as hygiene, nutrition and basic skills of communication between others. This year, a total of 59 people have benefited from this service. On the other hand, the Career and Counselling Service (SAILPD) has attended 113 people during 2014 in order to respond to their needs and work training. Finally, Prats explained the need for the government and in particular the Island Consell to give a positive answer to accessibility barriers, both in education and health, as in working life and in access to public spaces, among others, but especially to those barriers that do not allow the person behind the disability to be seen. biggest businesses made 17,000 million € profit but decreased their work forces by 120,809 employees. They also increased their directors salaries by an average of 31% in the year. Bad Effects Of Dimlin. Friends of the Earth officially complained about the aerial spraying of the pesticide Dimlin in areas around Ibiza. This nonselective pesticide is being used to eliminate processionaria out breaks, but lasts a long time before decaying and can adversely affect humans, animals and vegetable crops. Already there have been reports of people suffering from respiratory problems and sore eyes where the Dimlin has been sprayed. Friends of the Earth want the authorities to use experts on the ground to detect the processionaria outbreaks and then manually treat them with the Dimlin rather than using what they believe is the illegal application of blanket aerial spraying.

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Ibiza News

Historic Walls Treated. Expert climbers have been at work on the UNESCO protected fortified walls around Ibiza old town during the last few days. They have been removing weeds and using a special mortar to repair crevices in the walls as well as carrying out preventive maintenance. Costing 30,000€, the work should result in less expenditure overall in coming years.

30 grams of marijuana. A search of the individual’s home lead to the discovery of more drugs, and a quantity of mobile telephones and video consoles. Admitting possession with intent to supply the dealer said that he accepted phones and other electronic items in lieu of payment for drugs, and then sold the electronics on to the public.

Education Director Resigns. After only 2 months in office, Miquel Deyà the newly appointed director of Education for the Balearic Government, has resigned. Appointed due to his prestigious career in the local education system, and as having the strength needed to resolve problems resulting from legal rulings regarding the Government’s three language teaching policy, Miquel Deyà has now resigned suddenly for personal reasons.

Not Just Sun, Sand & Beaches. The Balearic Government is spending 3 million € on 158 special projects to promote Mallorca, Ibiza, Formentera, Menorca and the City of Palma. With the specific objective of conveying the message that the tourist destinations have more to offer than just sun, sea and sand, the promotion will be centred on international tourist fares plus specialised tourist agent workshops and visits. They also intend to develop blogs showing all we have to offer potential tourists in terms of natural environment, nautical activities, sports, culture, congress facilities, gastronomy and health. Particular focus will be on the Spanish market which, as the 3rd most important tourist market for the islands after the British and German, is in need of a revival after the effects of the economic crisis in Spain.

6,16% Increase In Budget. Santa Eulalia Town Hall has announced a 6,16% increase in their budget for 2015 which will be 34,74 million €. 6,5 million € of this will go into works such as improving access to Puig Den Valls, creating green zones and a huge park in Cas Capità. The completion of the new secondary school for the town due to open in 2015 is also on the agenda. A further 16,9 million € will go on providing basic services within the borough and 2,2 million € will go to help social, cultural and sporting associations. 96,000 € will be budgeted to help residents with socio economic problems and 65,000 € will go to finance improvements in rural areas. Stash Converters. A police officer had his suspicions aroused when he spotted a man throwing something away as a police car passed by. Having detained the man he went on to retrieve the discarded package which was found to contain 2 bags, one containing 127 amphetamine pills and the other

Luggage Thief Detained. After a woman arriving from London had her luggage robbed in the airport car park, investigations by the police this week led to the arrest of a 27 year old Ecuadorian man and the return of all the stolen property. It appears that the woman arrived from the UK with 2000 € and 500 UK pounds in cash as well as 5000 € worth of jewellery in her case. The woman's description of the thief led police to detain him and return her belongings 15 days after the robbery occurred. Lucky woman!

Christmas Editions & January Break With Christmas and New Year’s Day falling on our normal publication Thursday, we have made the following changes to our schedule over the holiday period.

Issue 765 - Thursday 18th December (normal). Issue 766 - Monday 22nd December (Advertising deadline Saturday 20th 5pm)

Issue 767 - Monday 29th December (Advertising deadline Saturday 27th 5pm) We then take a break with the next issue being

Issue 768 - Thursday 29th January from when we are back to Normal.

Return Flight Prices Reach New Highs! Reports in the media suggested that over the Christmas period the cost of return flights to Ibiza from Barcelona and Madrid have reached new highs. The cost of a one way flight is ranging between 80-200 € rather than the 30-50 € the same flight would typically cost.

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Eat, Drink & Be Merry

La Cava; After Work Nick Gibbs

We love La Cava’s Friday night ‘after work’ DJ session - a real taste of Britain for many of us who worked in commercial centres in the UK where the end of work Friday nights meant straight out to the bars to

get the weekend started without delay. La Cava have some great promotions to help you forget about the working week - including a beer or wine and pintxo for 3€, good anywhere, brilliant on the Vara de Rey - and the one that takes our fancy, the big balloon of Hendricks gin & 4 x petit fours. Who could possibly resist these tasty tart temptations? Sadly we were still working so our visit was early doors but already the bar was starting to fill with a good mix of early diners, shoppers, city workers and people watchers. The music started off akin to a typical sunset mix, just without the sun, but a good remedy for that is to try one of the expertly mixed cocktails -our Screwdriver screamed summer - close your eyes and you could be on the strip. Just as the beat was moving up a gear and we wanted to settle in our next appointment called - such is work. So don’t make our mistake, the clue is in the name, After Work.

Traditional Christmas Pudding Danny Ortega You will need a 1.2 litre pudding bowl and this will feed 8/10 people

Ingredients 110 grams of shredded suet (Atora original works well!) 110 grams of white bread crumbs 1 teaspoon of ground mixed spice A few good rasps of freshly grated nutmeg... 225 grams of soft brown sugar 500 grams of sultanas , currents and raisins (what ever you can get hold of!) 100 grams of whole candied peel 50 grams of chopped almonds (with or without skin!) 1 cooking apple - chopped with or without skin (Granny Smith is perfect!) Zest of 1 large orange Zest of one large lemon A good glug of dark rum or brandy! 150 ml Guinness 2 large eggs 50 grams of self-raising flour (sifted)

Method You need to start one day before you plan to steam your pudding... Take a large bowl (one that will fit all the above ingredients) and add the suet , breadcrumbs, all the spices and the brown sugar ... Mix these thoroughly. Then add the dried fruit and candied peel and the nuts ... Followed by the grated orange and lemon zest's. If like myself you get right into the Christmas spirit and have a glass of something whilst making the pudding then remember to cross the ingredients off as you go along so that nothing gets left out! Next get a smaller bowl and add the eggs and all the booze and whisk together. Pour this mixture into the dry ingredients and give a good stir to incorporate.... Tradition says the whole family should have a mix and make a wish! I normally wish that the pudding is going to turn out ok on Christmas Day! The mixture should be fairly sloppy and should have a dropping consistency (drop from a spoon if held above the bowl)

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If you feel that the mixture needs more liquid, then add a drop of Guinness, if it's fine drink the remaining stout! Cover the bowl with cling film and leave over night.... The next day sift in the flour and mix thoroughly... Grease your pudding bowl with butter and pack the mixture into it... If your bowl doesn't have a lid then make one with baking paper (make a fold down the middle to allow for expansion!) and a double layer of tin foil... Tie some string around the rim and also across the top to form a good handle for lifting out the pud once steamed...

Cooking You now need to steam the pudding for 8 hours! The best method is to get your biggest saucepan and put

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a upturned bowl at the bottom fill with water to just cover upturned bowl and sit pudding on top. Put a lid on the sauce pan and bring to the boil... Once boiling turn down to a simmer. You will need to keep an eye on the water level and keep it topped up... You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want it to boil dry! Once steamed it can be kept somewhere cool and dry (fridge is fine) and can be 'fed' with rum or brandy once a week...

On Christmas Day Bring the same pan up to the boil with the upturned bowl inside and steam pudding for around 2 hours... I usually put the pan on to boil just before I serve Christmas dinner and it will be ready in good time.... Make sure

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you keep an eye on water levels during the 2 hours... Remove pudding when you are ready to serve and take lid or baking paper off and put a pallet knife down the side of the bowl (to release the pud)... Put a plate on top and cross your fingers! Upturn the plate and the pudding should release itself. Now get a ladle and put some brandy or rum inside and heat it over the hob on a medium flame... Once the booze is hot light it with a match or lighter and pour over the pudding.... Be careful whilst walking to the table ! Obviously I don't have my usual picture to accompany this recipe as it won't be unveiled before Christmas Day, but hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one we made earlier as they say on Blue Peter. Merry Christmas everyone!

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Shebizan

A-Z of Luxury Gifts Under £50 Sophia V Fashion Classics - Part 2 Maxi dress.

There are so many maxi dresses on the market. Whether it’s an elegant, plain floor length maxi dress for an evening, or a bright, colourful dress just past the knees for the daytime. They can be tight fitted, or loosely flowing. Maxi dresses can be worn absolutely everywhere: the beach, the pool, a bar, or a club. BETHANY SCALLOP DRESS, 34€,

LACE MAXI

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M is for Myla

Possibly one of the most expensive brands for luxe lingerie is Myla of London, with the average price of a bra around £150. If you can justify £50 on a pair of knickers, then the lace ‘Nicole’ Mini is the perfect stocking filler. The classic knicker shape is given a sensual twist in elegant sheer French lace, layered over nude mesh. The low rise front adds a touch of contemporary sensuality, softened by scalloped edging and the delicate black and nude palette. Start saving your pennies for the bra and complete the set. The Nicole Mini in black or nude £50 www.myla.com

N is for Nails Playsuit.

You can’t go wrong with a playsuit. A playsuit is basically a top and shorts combined, and again available in different colours and styles. Motel Stardust Knicker Playsuit in Green Iridescent Sequins £25 www.motelrocks.com

Remember: fashion is what you buy, style is how you wear it.

Everyone loves a manicure, and the perfect home grooming kit, by hip nail polish brand Nails Inc, can be found at our favourite chemist, Boots. A stylish collection of fashion-inspired polishes each hand-picked by Alexa Chung – the face of Nails Inc. Nails Inc Alexa Hearts Collection £45 www.boots.com

O is for Orange Oil

Who doesn’t adore lazing around in a steaming hot luxurious bath scented with heavenly oils? Oils are amazing when it come to nourishing and rehydrating your skin in a bath, or as a m a s s a g e oil. Bathe in the heady scent of Orange Blossom Bath Oil for silky soft and irresistibly scented skin. Jo Malone has to be the Queen of

luxury oils and creams and this is my personal favourite. The notes of orange flower, water lily and lilac, blended with the warmth of vetiver and orris, ensure a lasting sparkle. It makes me and my bathroom smell delicious. All Jo Malone products come exquisitely wrapped in the iconic boxes and black bows, so need for you to bother with that kind of stuff. Orange Blossom Bath Oil, 250ml by Jo Malone £40

and not just for your Mum either. I have been buying and receiving (!) No5 since I was old enough to wear it. It evokes such familiar feelings of glamour every time I spritz and never fails to impress whoever you’re with. Chanel No.5 generates the classier equivalent of the ‘Lynx effect’. Eau De Parfum 35ml £48.50 www.thefragranceshop.co.uk

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P is for Perfume

There is only one choice when it comes to the most beautiful and timeless scent – Chanel No.5. Simples. The first iconic fragrance launched by Coco Chanel remains an all time favourite, It’s almost time to deck the halls with boughs of holly. And it is, of course, the most magical time of the year for the littleuns as they decorate the tree. I never really know, when is the right time to put up the tree? December 1st? Twelve days before Christmas, or as soon as you hear Slade, Wham or Shakin’ Stevens on every radio station?

Mariah Carey is in the charts AGAIN with ‘All I Want For Christmas‘ (is that 10 years in a row?), Band Aid are number one and Love Actually is back on rotation on Sky Movies. Plus, Tesco has a ridiculous array of Xmas jumpers on display next to the cat food, so it’s clearly time to venture down to the basement and dust off the old Christmas Tree and retrieve the box of decorations. However, there’s a tarantula-sized spider down there and until I get Rentokil out, the tree stays underground. So, on with this week’s instal-

ment of Zips It Up. We continue with the A-Z of luxury gifts under £50. It’s easy

to buy for women but so difficult to buy for men, which results in an annual stockpile of socks, dressing gowns and pants. Bizarrely, my other half has genuinely ASKED for pants this year. Coincidently, in the news this week, I noticed that it was brief undies’ 80th birthday. In 1934, long johns evolved into briefs after their creator Samuel Cooper received a postcard from France showing a man in a bikini-style swimsuit, and so he made his own with ‘Y’ shaped support. To some people, the humble Y-fronts may seem old fashioned or simply, ‘pants’, but more than 500,000 pairs are expected to be Christmas gifts in the UK this year. Y-fronts have gone from an image of being creepy, stained and adorned by dirty old men, to trendy and sexy. David Beckham has played a big part in resurging the global appetite for the ‘brief’. Especially after THAT billboard in Times Square, NYC… *crashes*. They’ve come a long way since the cringey male catalogue era of the 60’s and 70’s. Happy Birthday Y-fronts and pants everywhere. Amanda x www.amandazipsitup.com

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Ibiza Christmas watching is equally fun, but they’ll have wetsuits and shoes if you want to give it a try. There'll also be music from DJ Melian El Chino Paino, gluhwein and Xmas cookies to get into the Christmas spirit. They did it last year and many dressed up in Santa outfits and hats to jump, so don’t forget your outfit if you want to join in the fun. To find them, go to Sa Punta at the far end of Talamanca and keep walking towards the cliffs underneath Destino – just look for a crazy bunch of people in wet suits and Santa outfits. More details on Facebook: Ibiza Cliff Diving URL: https://www.facebook.com/ ibiza.cliffdiving

Raco Verd Xmas Jam Session Ibiza Cliff Diving Fancy doing something a little bit different to get into the Christmas spirit this year? Ibiza Cliff Diving will be doing their Christmas jump on Saturday December 13th at 1pm from Sa Punta at the end of Talamanca beach. It’s organised by locals Ismael Madrigal and Daan Weijerman Mans so they know where it’s safe to jump from. You don't need to jump -

Nell and Alex are hosting a jam session at Raco Verd in San Jose on Thursday December 18, starting at 10pm. All musicians are invited to go along and play some songs with them. Raco Verd is in the middle of San Jose. Full details on their Facebook page:

Cancer Fair, Ibiza Town There is a fair on Sunday December 14th at the Recinto Ferial just outside Ibiza Town, organised by IFCC, the Ibiza and Formentera Association against cancer. Between 12pm and 9pm there will be a market, second-hand clothes and furniture for sale, food and drink stalls, games, an auction at 6pm and of course the appearance of Father Christmas. It’s a good afternoon out for all the family and a great way of raising much-needed money for the charity. The Recinto Ferial is just outside Ibiza Town on the San Antonio road, about 15 mins walk from town and the No. 3 bus stops outside.

Christmas Night Market Looking for a different shopping experience this Christmas in Ibiza Town? Then visit the International Christmas Market in Calle de la Virgen (Carrer de la Mare de Deu). Organised by the Ajuntament d’Eivissa, it will be open on December 4th8th and 19th-31st from 8pm to 3am. Many of the bars in the street will be offering traditional Christmas drinks and food at very affordable and festive prices, including mulled wine, Ibizan specialities, German sausages, Belgian waffles, sushi and Christmas sweets and the like. Perfect for combining a bit of Christmas shopping some bar hopping.

The Christmas Fairground The fair which is installed for the Christmas season in the plot between Can Cantó and Can Misses behind the Diario de Ibiza, opens this Friday with more stands and new rides. In total, the number of stands goes from 26 to 30 and among this year’s novelties are the Witch’s Train, a great Ferris wheel and the “V”, there will also be a booster, a bingo and a Spanish ham tómbola (fair raffle). The fair, which will remain open until the end of January, will be open in the evenings until the schools stop for Christmas holidays when it will also open in the morning. As every year, there will be some special days, Dia de los niños (Children’s day), with the rides at half price.

Benimussa Park Christmas Market Playground Ibiza invites us to a Winter Wonderland Experience to celebrate the longest night of the year, the winter solstice, in the amazing setting that is Benimussa Park.

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On December 21st from 1pm there will be an array of street food stalls and a traditional Christmas fair will be perfect for some last minute Christmas shopping in the market which will be offering gifts, festive treats and some stunning island fashion from the Once Upon a Time Fashion Market. A roaring fire will keep the temperature rising as later the grotto will reveal it's underground basement club from 9pm where OpenLab's Alex Wolfenden and Wax Da Jam's Negghead will move us through this magical night. The line up will be announced closer to Christmas. On this unique astrological day (Mid Winter Solstice), let’s celebrate, eat, drink, dance and be generally merry together right the way through to the early morning!

Carol Services Sunday 14th at 11am RC Chapel of Lourdes, Santa Eulalia and Sunday 21st at 10:30am RC Church in San Rafael.

Seasonal Parties at Pikes Parties are taking place every Friday at Ibiza Rocks House at Pikes Hotel in San Antonio, The party playground for those in the know. The party starts at 10pm every week, with half price drinks until midnight. Intimate parties full of interesting people and there’s no cover charge, just a real house party vibe in a uniquely charming venue, full of individuality and bursting at the seams with character. In addition, there are some very special seasonal parties coming up.

‘Our House’ Christmas Party, Dec 19th From 8pm until late with children welcome until 1am. Santa’s Grotto between 8pm and 10pm. Cook Ibiza Christmas buffet for 10€ served between 8pm and midnight, which includes pigs in blankets, sausage rolls, wholesome vegetable soup, pulled pork and turkey and cranberry sandwiches. Minced pies and mulled wine will be served in the

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Potting Shed and of course there’ll be Sunny’s Christmas Karaoke. DJs include Bones, Andy Dean & more. Wear a Santa hat!

Boxing Day Party, Dec 26th From 8pm until late with children welcome until 1am. Boxing Day buffet 10€ served between 8pm and midnight. Menu includes turkey and cranberry sandwiches, Christmas bubble and squeak, Morna Valley pickles and chutneys. There’ll be a family movie in Chez Fez between 8-10pm and kids karaoke with Sunny between 10pm and midnight. All this, plus a free bottle of wine for the ‘best’ worst Christmas jumper. DJs include Bones, Big L and Mark Broadbent, Jo Woodall & more.

New Years Eve Party Ibiza Rocks and Rock combining forces to

Nights are put on a

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New Years Eve party to remember (or forget), from 10pm until 8am. A mix of the best Rock Nights and Ibiza Rocks House DJs will be playing in Chez Fez and Freddies and there’ll be Karaoke with Sunny in Room 12. Also expect the Rock Nights Stage, Sleeve faces corner, Rock Nights Photobooth and Rock and Roll masquerade bathroom. A selection of masks will be available for sale in the bathroom, or bring your own. A Hog Roast will be served with apple sauce, stuffing and roast potatoes for 10€, from 10pm until 2am. Early bird tickets are 10€ or 20€ with food, and 15€ on the door. Children are welcome with parents until 1am (free for under 16s). For the weekly winter Friday party schedule, go to:

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Ho Ho Ho!

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Community The Far East Two Old Rockers Contra Cancer Fair. Preparations are well under way this year’s Contra Cancer Ibiza and Formentera Christmas Fair that’s being held this Sunday 14th December at the Recinto Ferial in Ibiza town starting at mid-day. Once again the island’s business and private communities have shown their generosity by donating items for prizes, the auction and raffles. However, there’s always a however, the organizers would really like a few more donations of jewellery, plants and other garden items. If you can help then please leave them in the designated drop-off points (see below), bring them along on the day or call the number below. The Fair is a great spectacular with a programme that includes live entertainment throughout the day, games for all the family, stalls selling clothes, furniture, home produce, jewellery, electrical goods, toys, plants and much, much, more. Of course being a Christmas, Fair Father Christmas will be making an appearance in his grotto. The Raffle prizes include a weekend in Madrid, a notebook, super Christmas Hampers and more. Tickets are on sale at various locations around the island as well as on the day itself. One of the highlights is the Grand Auction conducted by Casi Todo with some amazing lots up for grabs. Register on the day and bid for a wonderful bargain. Remember that every euro raised remains here to be used on Ibiza and Formentera. If you’d like to offer a little time to help, either prior to, or on the day, then call Lyn on 677630514. If you have anything to donate then this can be dropped off at Thomas Green’s Shop in Cala de Bou or the Queen Vic in Santa Eulalia, open from 3pm Mon – Fri and 12:30pm Sat and Sun’s. If you have any larger items then please call Lyn on 677630514 who will

arrange collection. This Fair is the Association’s biggest and most important event on their calendar and everyone is working hard to ensure its success, so please try to “do your bit” in supporting them, both prior too, and on the day itself. We hope to see you there! Cinema. Teatro España in Santa Eulalia. Friday 11th, Saturday 12th, and Sunday 13th December at 8pm: Kill The Messenger. A reporter becomes the target of a vicious smear campaign that drives him to the point of suicide after he exposes the CIA's role in arming Contra rebels in Nicaragua and importing cocaine. Stars: Jeremy Renner, Robert Patrick, Jena Sims. Theatre. Thursday 11th December at 9pm: Dinner For One. The now annual Christmas theatre treat. Tickets priced at 8€ are now on sale at Holidays Sports shop, opposite the theatre. If you haven’t seen it then you’ve missed out. If you have then, like us, you’ll no doubt be seeing it again.

Letter From Juan I have heard the expression of “Rats up a drainpipe”, the other day I experienced a variation on the theme “Cats down a drainpipe”! I went outside to get in the car when I heard this cat crying I searched all over the terrace looking for this distressed animal until I suddenly discovered that the noise was coming from a drain hole cover on the terrace. I went inside to get a screwdriver to prise open the cover and when I got back it had gone from where it had been and had moved to another drain hole 10 meters away when I opened the cover it was nowhere to be seen so I tried to entice it out by placing some tuna near the entrance. Unfortunately, all that happened was the mother who was hanging about, more out of curiosity than any concern for her three year old daughter, kept trying to go in the

hole to get the food. That’s all I needed – two cats down a drainpipe! So in the end I figured it couldn’t turn around in the pipe so the only solution was to open all the drain covers and hope it would find its way out, which it eventually did. Meanwhile, my wife had gone to the supermarket and experienced a different form of blocking. She parked her car in the car park and after completing her shopping when she returned to her car someone had decided rather than walking a few meters to park would just park right behind her completely blocking her in. After several announcements over the tannoy, a young man turned up and moved is car without the hint of an apology or sign of contrition there’s a surprise. Finally, Christmas now in full swing, Christmas trees are up, lights are up and the Ayuntamientos have published their Christmas and New Year programme of events. I rather like the Sant Josep design where instead of Santa saying “HO, HO, HO!” he is saying “OH, OH, OH!.” I think that about sums up quite a few people’s feelings at Christmas. Anyway whichever way you feel it will not be long before it will be all over so enjoy it while you can. Have a good week, yours, Juan.

View from the Pew There is no better way to kick off the festive season than our Christmas Carol Service on Dec. 14th at 11am in Sta Eulalia, as well as the children’s Messy Church gathering at 4pm in the San Rafael Social Centre for the creation of special Christmas crafts! There is something almost magical about Christmas: children dream of Father Christmas and his fantasy sleigh, we picture Christmas trees, snowy scenes, filled-up stockings, piles of presents and smiling families around the fire. However, the reality is often not as perfect as we imagine. Some

people go over the top at Christmas. The overcrowding on the streets and in the shops can lead to so-called `Santa Claustrophobia´. With all the magic, the stress and the hype of Christmas, are we missing the point? What is at the heart of Christmas? It’s Good To Talk God, the creator of the universe, Kate Stillman devised a rescue plan for us and No letter this week, do feel free Christmas is phase one of His to keep the letters/emails coming perfect plan - the birth of Jesus over the Christmas period, it can Christ! In the words of C.S. feel like a big step to put pen to Lewis, at Christmas we remempaper but you may be helping ber the `central event in the hisyourself as well as others who tory of the earth – the very thing could have similar issues they the whole story has been about´. need support with. Don’t forget to help fill up the December 1st was world AIDS food baskets for the needy at day, many moons ago when I Thomas Green’s British Superwas at university I wrote my market in San An and the White dissertation the title was “The Island Corner Store in Santa practicalities and realities of livEulalia, as well as San Rafael ing with HIV in society today”. Church and Chapel of Lourdes in People talk about the bad old Santa Eulalia. days when HIV and AIDS first If you “want to keep Christ in hit the headlines, the controverChristmas: Feed the hungry, sial public health campaigns in clothe the naked, forgive the the UK depicting grave stones guilty, welcome the unwanted, and did little to stop the spread care for the ill, love your enemies of the virus, many assuming it – do unto others as you would was something you could only be have them do unto you.” Dr. at risk of catching if you were Steve Maraboli – motivational gay or a drug user. Some 25 speaker, renowned author and years on and there have been behavioural scientist. massive advances in medication “I tell you the truth, whatever and treatment, gone are the days you did for one of the least of of 20+ tablets a day with many these brothers of mine, you did for me.” Doris Loves The World Jesus – the Way, the Clock-Watching All that glitters is not gold, tho’ we pay the price, Truth and the Life. Tinsel, baubles, holly wreaths all seem very nice, Carol Service Dec. But I know that we are crackers to spend all that dosh 14th at 11am – Santa On designer napkin rings, silver that’s too posh. Boxes, packets, ribbon-tied, rosettes on the top, Eulalia – RC Chapel Endless lists to make and do before we can flop, Send a card to so and so, tho’ you never meet, of Lourdes. Stuff a bird, bake a cake, we’re rushed off our feet! Messy Church Dec. In a daze and giddy, purses open wide, 14th at 4pm San Me? retreat to the forest on the quiet side, Rafael Social Centre, Sure enough I’ll wrap pressies, send a card or two, But not get caught in high street rush like people do. across from the Petrol I’m not frittering away all me hard earned cash, Cotton wool, glitter sticks, Santa hats that flash, station. I’ve got better things to do, this is not for me, Carol Service Dec. I’ll resist it to the end, just you wait and see! 21st at 10:30am San That was until Friday, before I saw shops, Winter wonderland with silver sparkling new tops, Rafael – RC Church Angels, cherubs, starry nights, Robin red breast sings, I could feel me heart a-flutter, ruffled up me wings, in San Rafael. After the Dec. 21st Still resisted all I could, M&S food hall, Stick to only what I need - pride before a fall? Carol service there ‘Cos I spied sparkling tree - what a wizard wheeze! will be a cake and Press a button and it twinkles, brought me to me knees, Stocked it full of snowflakes bending housemaid’s knee, home produce sale Dug out last year’s fairy lights, what a sight to see! outside the San Rafael Bells, bobbles, stars and berries, candelabra ring, It cheered up the neighbours and helped old folk sing, Church. Jingle Bells, big pine cones, green, red and gold, Stuff my resolve - I’ll join in ’fore I’m too old, Party with the best of ‘em in me special frock, Christmas comes but once a year - all eyes on the clock! Luv doris, the new age guru x www.dorisandfriends.com doristlc@hotmail.com

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Postbag Phillip Hughes - 64 - RIP Dear Sir, With the recent cricketing tragedy in Australia uppermost in our minds, I would like to take this opportunity, not only on behalf of Ibiza Cricket Club and it's members, but also all those here on the island that are involved in or interested in sport as a whole, to pass on our sincere condolences to Phillip's family and close friends, who even now, some 7 days later, are still reeling from this terrible occurrence. As the cricket world mourns the loss of a young life with a bright international future, we empathise and sympathise with those more affected than ourselves and hope that time will heal their sad loss. Phillip Hughes - No 64 63 Not Out - RIP. Jeremy Parmenter Chairman - Ibiza Cricket Club

Age Concern "The annual Christmas Lunch was a huge success and we really must thank Can Truy for the super lunch which was enjoyed by all. The children of Morna Valley once again entertained us with a different programme with performers who had won in their talent competition. Well done to you all, the applause showed how much it was enjoyed. Thanks also to Papa Noel (he really does favour us in his busy schedule) and to Vinnie providing music which got us dancing. (We even had a pole dancer, who will remain anonymous to save her embarrassment). Thank you all for coming and for your generous donations. Dee Facey-Thorne.

being on 1 or 2 and being given the same estimated live span of those not infected. This of course is fantastic and hopefully soon there will be a cure or a vaccine so this becomes a thing of the past. But, in the mean time HIV and AIDS still raises eye brows. Living with a life altering diagnosis is difficult enough, living with one that has the unfounded stigma of HIV and AIDS can be even more challenging. Whilst living in the UK, I worked with many people who were positive or living with other life altering diagnosis, its important here to note that there are many diagnosis’s that are not necessarily life limiting but definitely life altering. These can have significant practical / medical issues that have to be managed. It is also important to acknowledge the emotional impact of such a diagnosis. Where are you going to get support? Who are you going to tell? How are you going to tell them? And how are you going to emotionally manage the changes to your life that need to take place. There doesn’t seem to be much support here in Ibiza for people who are HIV or have other life altering diagnosis’s, I understand that on such a small island there maybe concerns about coming forward but I would like to set up a confidential group for people

with any life altering diagnosis where you can get support from others in a similar situation. My hope is that this will be an invaluable source of support for people on the island who are finding the transition challenging and for those who have found a way to live with their diagnosis to be able to offer support to others. Please do get in touch if this is of interest to you and if there is a demand then I will try to find a suitable central location where we can meet confidentially. For contact details see Kate’s advert in local services.

Plants that Clean Air 2 John Hitchin Following on from the last article here are some of the plants that will clean air some of these can be grown out side as well. Aloe Vera, which can be grown indoors, has many health giving properties such as treatment for burns and a low factor sun protection. It is also a great moisturiser. Aloe Vera will clean formaldehyde and benzene from the air. The chlorophytum comuson, which known as the spider plant,

Thursday 11th to Wednesday 17th December is a great one for people who say they can’t keep plants because it is such an easy one to grow. It also cleans formaldehyde, benzene, carbon monoxide and xylene (used in solvents) from air. The jamesonii or gerber daisy will need a lot of light but will remove benzene and trichlorethylene which is used in dry cleaning. This plant is grown in gardens in Ibiza for its bright coloured flowers. The scindaspsus aures, also known as goldon pothos, will clean formaldehyde from the air but this plant can be kept in dark places and still live, so useful for staircases or dark corners. Chrysanthemum morifolium will need a bright sunny spot near a window and is a cleaner of benzene from the air. The dracaena marginita (common name red edged dracaena) removes xylene and trichloethylene from household air. These plants grow to the ceiling quickly. There is a tree that grows on the streets in the towns of Ibiza known as the weeping fig (latin name ficus benjamina) although it can be tricky to grow in doors as the light and watering need careful balancing. It removes benzene, trichlorethylene and formaldehyde. The rhododendron simsii, also known as azalea, removes formaldehyde, this one can tolerate shade and cooler areas in the house. It also has a brilliant display of flowers. English ivy (Latin name hedera helix) will remove all the previously named pollutants and is really easy to grow as well. The warneck dracaena, also known as dracaena deremensis warneckii, will remove benzene and formaldehyde and will grow to 3-4 meters if grown in the right conditions. The Chinese evergreen (Latin name aglaonema modestum) removes benzene and formaldehyde, this plant will absorb more pollutants the longer it is inside the house. It will survive in a dark part of the house and it produces blooms and red berries. The chamaedora sefritzii, known as the bamboo palm, will tolerate shade. It is one of the best for

ARIES – Queen of Wands You’re on a voyage of self-discovery as this card encourages you to look into what drives and motivates you in life. If you need a second opinion, ask another Fire sign woman, so Aries, Leo or Sagittarius will help you from anything to do with business or more intimate areas of your life. Their advice will be worth listening to. TAURUS – Four of Cups (reversed) So, if you’ve been feeling lonely, things are about to change. You find yourself the object of someone’s affections and whether you reciprocate or not, it makes you feel all warm and tingly to be appreciated. Positive changes are on the way so you’ve plenty to be optimistic about, your ideas are good you just need to work on them! GEMINI – Three of Swords You have the same card again which means you must look inwardly to see why conflicts keep occurring. Avoid confrontation, it will be better to work towards a compromise. A bit of humble pie might work wonders with certain people, so don’t be afraid to show your vulnerable side. If you continue to air your grievances others will zone out. CANCER – Queen of Disks This queen is creative and family orientated so, as the festive season is almost upon us, your inner Picasso might be unleashed on the Christmas decorations! Money matters go well and you’re happy with the way a family matter is being dealt with. Virgo, Taurus and Capricorn women have answers to your problems this week, listen to their wise counsel. LEO – Prince of Swords Make sure you get things done your way, but try not to antagonise those you consider to be friends. Bossy, is a label that’s attributed to Leo’s, but so is warm and generous. Be big hearted and you’ll have everyone on your side. Put creative ideas out there so you can attract those who can help turn them into reality. VIRGO – Seven of Cups It won’t be easy to make your mind up, too many options to choose from. This of course makes your festive gift buying a nightmare! If you receive an unexpected invitation to a social event you should definitely go. It brings you in contact with new people that may have a future opportunity for you to follow up on. LIBRA – Nine of Pentacles Although others might think you’re sitting pretty and have certain deals in the bag, you still feel as if something’s missing. A Libra needs companionship and whether that’s in business or in pleasure, you have to be on the same page. Also expect a sum of money to come your way that you had not bargained for, happy days! SCORPIO – The Devil All that glitters is not tinsel, or words to that effect! Don’t get caught up with the materialistic side of life. People would much rather you time or company than any gift you might give them, so put others first this week if you are to have a great time. The film, ‘It’s a wonderful life’ would be worth watching. SAGITTARIUS – Two of Cups It’s love, love, love this week as your relationships with others are both heart-warming and sincere. You find it easy to get what you want as lovers and friends are so considerate of your needs. They’re looking out for you! If a business venture has been stuck in a rut, then you can look forward to some real progress. CAPRICORN – Strength You can achieve your aims this week if you keep a cool head and suppress your irritation at other lack of discipline and discernment. Your success depends on how organised you are so take some time to get your ducks in a row. Be gently persuasive in arguments as this is certainly the best way to get your way! AQUARIUS – Two of Swords reversed If you’ve important decisions to make, take your time, you won’t get the best result if you rush things. You like to keep your word if you make a commitment so it will pain you if you have to back track. If you’ve any secrets, keep them, as others may want to cash in on your success, so be cautious. PISCES – Three of Wands You have the same card again this week! Continue to set your sights on furthering ambitions, especially if you’re dealing with people or projects overseas. The fiery energy of this three brings you extra dynamism and determination to attract acclaim or a wider audience for what you do. You get a breakthrough regarding property matter. Investments made now bring dividends.

removing benzene and formaldehyde. It will also flower and produce berries. Spathiphyllum, commonly known as the peace lilly, was top of

Nasa’s list for remove pollutants, it only needs shade and watering once weekly so it’s a great plant for people who don’t have green fingers.

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Local Life Celebrating 15 years of world heritage Claire B Between December 4-8 Ibiza celebrated the 15th anniversary of the declaration of its UNESCO World Heritage Site status with an interesting array of events across the city. Here’s a photographic record of just some of the diverse events that took place, encompassing culture, sports, performances and guided visits of the city.

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Opening of the ’15 photographers, 15 unique cities’ photo exhibition in the Old Refectory.

Human tower from Al.lots de Llevant (from Mallorca). Photo: J.A. Riera

Parade and fireworks from Dimonis de Hiachat and Es Mals Esperits d’Eivissa. Photo: Cristina Lopez

The refurbished observatory was reopened. Photo: Claire B

Performance from Dimonis de Hiachat and Es Mals Esperits d’Eivissa. Photo: Claire B Concert by Elvira Ramón (piano) and Juan Carlos Rodríguez Tur (tenor) at the opening of the ’15 photographers, 15 unique cities’ photo exhibition. Photo: Claire B

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Mini Trot Classes Nicole Torres The Ibiza Island Council, through its Department of Sports and Youth, organizes a new course for beginners in Mini Trot, which will take place during the months of January, February, and March 2015, and is included in the program "Sport for school age". Given the high turnout of the last course, with

the aim of providing a greater number of places, this time there will be two shifts: one for children aged 7 to 10 and the second shift for children aged 11 to 15. This activity will take place in the Hippodrome of San Rafael and is intended for young beginners or without level. Students participating in the course will learn to ride on a ‘cabriol’ (racing cart) will receive classes of manageability and trot, training about hygiene, nutrition and anatomy of the horse. Each turn will have its own closing (1st February and 1st March) where diplomas relevant to training will be awarded and there will be an exhibition of the students in the middle of the adult’s competition, followed by a fraternity lunch. The Minister Rafa Bunting was pleased with the participation of last year’s course and, in general, with the participation in all the activities organized by the Department of Sports and Youth Council. The course is priced at 12€ which include the classes, the material, the diploma, the lunch and school insurance rate, which also allows to participate in any promotional activities organized

by the Island Council of Ibiza. Registration can be made to the Island Council until December 23rd and places are allocated in strict order of arrival. For more information on this and other courses organized by the Board, please contact the Department of Sports and Youth 971 195449 from 8am to 3pm.

Fishy Story Nicole Torres The AMAE group of artists was asked by the Town Hall in Ibiza to present artistic projects to commemorate the 15th anniversary of Ibiza as World Heritage by UNESCO. Two of the three projects they presented were accepted by the Town Hall. The first, which is already up, consists on about 2.200 painted fish attached to 300 metres of metal

fence that separates the Santa Eulalia Avenue and the port area as you come into Ibiza Town. Each artist in the group has prepared different fish, each in his/ her own style, as this group is far from homogeneous including photographers, abstract painters, sculptors, etc. The Town Hall had asked that the fish had some kind of reference to Posidonia (sea eel grass) - one of the reasons for Ibiza’s status as World Heritage Site – and the artists decided not to use a banner, so have a close look at the fish, they have things to say… The second project is be in the Mercat Vell, where blackboard silhouettes will be put up so people can write or draw on them. The silhouettes belong to important historical figures from Ibiza like Isidor Macabich and some belong to the artists themselves. The artists in the AMAE group have freely given their time to accomplish this in a very short period of time as the Town Hall asked them to think about projects less than a month ago.

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