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Seven Pines Resort Ibiza
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Will The West End? San Antonio Town Hall create Special Acoustic Protection Zone around the West End.
Reduced opening hours from 5a.m. to 3a.m. and strict new soundproofing requirements, with decibel metres connected directly to the Town Hall. Terraces and on-street food vendors to be closed at midnight. Prohibition of new ‘party business’ licences. Heavy fines and forced temporary closures to venues that did not follow the regulations in 2017
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herever your sympathies lie in the debate over the West End, there is little doubt that San Antonio Town Hall mean business in implementing tough new controls that have the potential to change the Town forever. The Council and their supporters say they are reclaiming San Antonio. The West End businesses and their allies say they are destroying it. The British tabloids are loving every minute.
The West End probably has a greater ratio of British and Irish businesses, workers and tourists than anywhere else in Ibiza. Its future is important to many in our community. Inside we have a full report including two very different, but equally well reasoned, opinion articles by Martin Makepeace and Danny Kay. See pages 6 & 7.
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News explained by the Minister of Territory and Mobility, Pepa Marí, “provided for residents to ensure they can obtain safe transport at nights.” A new service that will benefit both the mobility of young people, who already enjoy the free shuttle T-Jove, and anyone else who wants to travel at night by public transport. The new Ibiza Night Bus lines will extend services to Ibiza Town, Santa Eulalia, San Antonio, San Jose and San Juan, as well as the villages of Santa Gertrudis, San Miguel, San Jordi and Cala de Bou, among others. This new service will run alongside the established Discobus, which operates between May and October. The lines operated under the new Night Bus Service are: Ibiza-Santa Eulalia (LD 13-18) with the first departure from Santa Eulalia 23.15 and last from Ibiza Town at 03:00 hours. Ibiza-San Antonio (Direct Route) (D3) will have departures from 23:45 and the last will be at 03:15 from Ibiza. Ibiza-San Juan (LD 20C) will depart at 20:45 hours from San Juan and run until 00:30
All Aboard the Night Bus Ibiza consell has announced details of its new night bus services. Linking many areas of the Island until now un-served by any late night services, the schedules run ALL YEAR on Friday and Saturday nights, plus the eve of public holidays. The new services commenced on March 30th 2018, connecting Ibiza Town with all main population centres in
Ibiza. A “new improved public transport system of Ibiza,” as
Silene d’Ifac (Silene hifacensis) is one of the species listed as endangered in Ibiza
Endangered Flora to be Protected via Tourist Tax Funded Initiative The Balearic Government and Ibiza Consell have announced details of a new conservation plan to protect Ibiza’s endangered flora. The initiative will be funded by the sustainable tourism tax introduced in 2017. ‘Pla Font I Quer’ was presented at Ibiza Consell headquarters, and detailed plans to conserve and replenish 19 species of flora categorised as being endangered or of special interest.
One project involves an investment of 248,000 euros from the funds made available by the sustainable tourism tax, levied on all overnight stays in the Balearic Islands since its introduction last year. In attendance were the Deputy President and Minister of Tourism and Innovation, Bel Busquets, accompanied by the Minister for the Environment, Agriculture and Fisheries, Vicente Vidal, President of the Council of Ibiza,
Ibiza-San Antonio (Southern Route) (LN08) will run from 23.00 with the last departure from Ibiza at 02:00 and the last departure from San An at 03:00. It will follow a Southern route through San Jose with stops including Cala de Bou and San Jordi. Ibiza-San Miguel (L25), which also stops at Santa Gertrudis, will start at 21:00 and run until 02:30 The rates are the same as for Discobus, i.e. 3.50 euros per single ticket, 1.85 Euros T-General, 1.75 euros for users of T-Silver and free for users of T -Jove and TGold. Download the timetables here https://theibizan.com/aboard-ibiza-night-bus-san-juan-sanmiguel-gertrudis-san-jordi-cala-de-bou/
Vicente Torres, and the island councillor of the Environment, Michael Vericad. The scope of the plan “covers various areas of the islands of Ibiza and Formentera and the surrounding islands. It includes areas that are part of Natura but, but will also extend to include studies to identify populations elsewhere” Minister Vidal explained. To mitigate threats to the endangered species, and 8 point plan has been put in place. Steps include the control of invasive species, creating a seed bank and taking specimen plants, and issuing environmental advice through information campaigns and outreach activities. The minister also said that the nineteen species and subspecies have been selected taking into account state and regional regulations on the protection of species and the Red Book of Flora of the Balearic Islands, among other documents. Speaking for the Consell, Miquel Vericad said the initiative was welcome and much needed following many years of “chronic neglect”. Deputy Bel Busquets stressed that “tourism benefits directly, since maintaining and improving the natural beauty of our islands, in this case the richness and originality of flora of the islands, is important in maintaining Ibiza as an attractive place to visit.”
2 More Electric Car Charging Points in Growing Network Another two charging points have been added to the ever growing network of electric charging points around the Island. The latest are both located in Ibiza Town, one on carrer Balears de Vila and another on carrer Ernest Ehrenfeld.
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News Ibiza and Formentera’s Economic Growth is the Highest in the Balearics, and the Balearics Growth is the Highest in Spain. Government Predicts the Islands Will Become the First and Only Area of Spain to Achieve Full Employment in 2018. Ibiza and Formentera have a GVA* of 17.9% on 2008. The Balearic Islands have a GVA of 9.2%. Much of Spain has experienced little or no growth in their GVA in the same period. The success of Ibiza and Formentera’s economic performance compared to the rest of Spain, was brought into sharp focus this week through ministerial announcements predicting the Islands would achieve full employment status in the summer of 2018. The Pitiuses’ unemployment rate currently stands at 5%, however with levels of growth far outstripping any other region in Spain, the Minister of Labour, Commerce and Industry, Iago Negueruela and the General Director of Employment and Economy, Llorenç Pou, feel it is only a matter of time before a zero rate is attained. The predictions came following the latest Spanish quarterly economic bulletin, which described the Balearic recovery and performance as ‘intense’. “The Pitiuses will touch full employment this summer” said Negueruela, “far ahead of any other area of Spain.” Government statistics show that Ibiza and Formentera have recorded 12 consecutive quarters with growth of over 3 percent. Their report states that the Islands were the first territory in Spain to officially come out of the economic crisis, and hold a “more advanced expansive phase” than the rest of the Balearics and Spain as a whole. The economy of Ibiza and Formentera shows a growth of 17.9% on the GVA* of 2008, the whole of the Balearic Islands by 9.2%, with Spain quoted as having “barely recovered its pre-crisis position”.
There was a time when Gross Added Value in relation to Ibiza’s employment would have meant the disgusting but hilarious afterparty tricks of Luke the Puke from Huddersfield. Dexter Jones’ new nostalgia-fest Facebook group ‘Ibiza Worker 2000-2010’ is filling our feeds with a decade of decadence, and we love it.
Ibiza & Formentera Predicted to Achieve Full Employment in 2018, with By Far The Highest Gross Added Value in Spain Such economic success does not come without its challenges. With many businesses reporting great difficulty in recruiting and retaining staff in Ibiza over recent years, the prospect of full employment may give employ-
ers as much cause for concern as it gives the Government cause for celebration. *GVA = Gross Value Added, a key metric used in the calculation of GDP (Gross Domestic Product). Put simply, GVA is revenue, minus the cost incurred in obtaining the revenue.
‘Deathtrap’ Crossings to Go on the Ronda de Ses Paisses The Executive Council of the Island Consell have approved the much discussed project to improve the Ses Paisses by-pass, known locally as the Ronda de Ses Paisses. The project includes development of the three intersections on the stretch of road that leads from the main San Antonio to Ibiza Road, through to Cala de Bou and the start of the San José Road. Two of the intersections are an unusual type of semi roundabout, that are both abused by motorists, and even if used correctly, often leave drivers with a feeling of taking their life in their hands when traversing the fast traffic on the main carriageway. A risk reduction is considered a priority, with this stretch of the El30 categorised as a TCA (traffic accident concentration) in the highways plan of Ibiza. In addition to the change in these turnings, improvements will be made to the existing roundabout at the San Antonio end of the road, and also drainage and lighting improvements. The work has a budget of 700,000 euros and is expected to last 3 months. There is no indication of when the works will commence, but they wouldn’t possibly do it in the height of the tourist season – would they?
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Tourism zel Morgan, musician Joan Barbé and athlete Ana Ferrer. Speaking at the launch, President Torres said, “tourism has been the key to the development of the island, we can not survive without tourism, but at the same time we must provide steps towards sustainable development.” Full report & video https://theibizan.com/love-ibiza-sustainable-tourism-campaign/
Hispania Invest 15€ Million in 4 & 5 Star San Miguel
Seven Pines Resort Ibiza
Nick Gibbs
The new Seven Pines Resort Ibiza does look to be something rather special. For many people, the location of Seven Pines will be known to them from days on the water as the spectacularly positioned, unfinished development, midway between Cala Conta and Codolar. How many of us have said 'what a waste, why doesn't somebody finish that?' over the last few years? Well now they have. Jörg Lindner and Kai Richter are the managing partners of German development company 12.18 Investment Management. Their company blurb states that "(the company) firmly believes that only something special and unique can be successful in the long term and combines economics and ecology, efficiency and growth". Any new Ibiza development is bound to be scrutinised for its environmental impact. Environmentalists will want to hold them to their word in combining economics and ecology, however in this respect they already have a huge advantage in that their development is that of, what is in effect, a brownfield site.
12.18 employ 1,100 people in their owned and managed hotel and leisure sector properties, the hotel arm of which extends to a shy short of 4,500 beds based on 183 million euros of investment. The Cala Conta Seven Pines Resort opens May 2018. With the sea to one side, and pine forest to the other, the Seven Pines Resort extends to some 56,000 square meters. The all-suite clifftop resort is described by the developer as "set in whitewashed Ibicenco-style homes that respect the island’s authentic design with contemporary touches". The Resort has 186 suites along with restaurants, bars, a full service spa, pools and gardens, and if that isn't enough they even have their own Pershing yacht available for guest transfers and private charter.
The Suites
The suites at Seven Pines are set in sprawling gardens in a village-style configuration. The open plan one and two bedroom units can be combined to create a pri-
Tourism Round Up Abridged versions of some of the key tourism news in recent months. For the full text articles visit our website https://theibizan.com/tag/tourism/
Thomas Cook to open ‘Casa Cook’ Hotel in Cala Gracio
8th March 2018
Thomas Cook have confirmed their intentions of opening a hotel in Cala Gracio, north of San Antonio, under the Casa Cook brand. The Cala Gracio plans are said to include the redevelop-
vate Villa incorporating several of the individual units. Decor is described as "contemporary yet comfortable" with a consistent style of neutral tones with turquoise accents throughout the resort. The largest of these also have their own swimming pools.
Pool Suites Located in the heart of Seven Pines is a collection of Pool Suites each with terraces or balconies, and a central lagoonstyle swimming pool with its own chiringuito-style bar. There are also outward-facing suites with their own swim-up pool, with which the developers have aimed to create the feel of a resort-within-a-resort.
Cliff Suites In a prime position for the sunset are four two-bedroom Cliff Suites with private gardens and pools. Each room also comes equipped with its own House Bar and Illy coffee machines, allowing a private retreat if required.
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ment of an existing property – and an adjoining plot of land. The plans state they will be opening a 200 bed hotel in the summer of 2019. Ingo Burmester, Thomas Cook chief hotels officer, said: “I’m particularly excited to develop our first Casa Cook in Spain – and in Ibiza, the perfect destination for the Casa Cook customer who looks for a beach retreat to match their urban lifestyle.” Full story ... https://theibizan.com/thomas-cook-hotel-in-cala-gracio/
ITB Launch ‘Love Ibiza’ Sustainable Tourism Campaign
7th March 2018
The Council of Ibiza launched their new campaign “Love Ibiza”, which is is aimed at both visitors and residents. The aim is to raise awareness of the need for sustainable tourism in order to secure the future of Ibiza. The campaign video features several well-known local personalities, Chef David Reartes, environmentalist Ha-
17th December 2017
Developer Hispania Activos Inmobiliarios has confirmed plans for a 15 million euro development of the 3 hotels purchased in 2017 at a price of 32 million euros. The three hotels account for the vast majority of beds in San Miguel, and once complete the resort will become to all intent an exclusively 4 and 5 star beach location. The 3 hotels presently have around 500 rooms/1,000 beds between them, however this number is expected to reduce as a result of development to 4 and 5 star standards. According to a spokesperson for Hispania, the company wants to completely gut and refit the Club Galeón and the Cartago Hotel, and demolish and rebuild the San Miguel Club. The three adjoining hotels dominate the San Miguel beach resort, extending out onto the hamlet’s west facing cliffs. The new enclave will include three types of accommodation. A 4-star hotel for adults only, plus a family 4-star and a family 5-star. The spokesperson said that this means the hotels will “continue to receive clients of all kinds”. It is also planned to build a new spa and a beach club, with the intention of “substantially improving the quality of the cove’s attraction, which is now very obsolete”. Timescale Hispania hope to reopen the Carthage Club and the Galleon in 2018, and the Club San Miguel in 2019. Full Report https://theibizan.com/4-5-star-san-miguel/
3.2 Million and Counting. 2017 Ibiza Tourist Statistics
6th February 2018
The FITUR figures are the ones that count, the official record of tourist flow through Ibiza and Formentera. Compiled by key European markets, and a catch all restof-the-world category, we have detailed the results with notes on trends and results. Volume A total of 3,236,360 tourists graced the Pitiuses with (Continued on page 14)
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The Problem with San Antonio …….
the elephant in the room is largely being ignored. The elephant of course is the professional criminals and gangs that go unhindered on most nights with the council consistently hiding behind laws and blaming everyone else apart from themselves for not being on top of the problem, yet they change other laws to suit their election manifestoes. Double standards don’t come much higher than in San Antonio, Ibiza. Deputy Mayor Pablo Valdes Cardona of the left wing Reinicia Party (an off-shoot of Podemos) has assumed the role of the pantomime villain in many peoples eyes during this whole sorry episode but is only doing what he Martin Makepeace San Antonio has a big problem and the problem is called set out to do: Close down the West End bit by bit in the the ‘West End’. A small lawless area full of excitable vain hope that it regenerates itself and becomes a mini young tourists, professional thieves, street-wise prosti- Marbella or preferably (for him) the new Santa Eulalia. If tutes and a few unscrupulous business people who stop at you were in any doubt as to his intentions then just look nothing to earn extra money whilst watching their sur- at the writing on the t-shirts he loves to wear in the public eye, it’s usually a good indiroundings go downhill rapids the petty fines are being handed out cation of where his head’s at. ly, not wanting to do anythe elephant in the room is largely being The only glitch in Pablo’s masthing about it. ignored. The elephant of course is the terplan is that there is no actuThe irony is that it was professional criminals and gangs that go unhindered al plan apart from shutting these same unscrupulous on most nights with the council consistently hiding down, prohibiting and taking business people who went to behind laws and blaming everyone else apart from away. The so-called ‘strategic last Wednesday’s stormy themselves for not being on top of the problem.” plan’ for San Antonio is a gecouncil meeting and hogged Martin Makepeace neric document that could apall the headlines with their ply to any Spanish seaside uneducated shoutings totown: Better tourists, more spending power, blah blah wards the democratically elected council who are making blah. Many people would be less critical if the council good on their promises to ‘clean up’ the town. Whether took away with one hand then gave back with the other you agree with the council or not (I don’t but many do) but so far we haven’t seen anything except for markets they are only doing what they said they were going to do. displaced, drinking bans in place, opening hours cut, liNo surprises here. cences suspended, terraces removed. Lost in all the headlines and the hyperbole is the innocent ‘victims’ (I use this term loosely) who have done nothing Where’s the incentives? Where’s the hope? Where’s the wrong but find themselves on the sharp end of a new confidence in your own town? When a council and its So what’s it all about then ‘eh? Here we publish two very different perspectives. They drastic closing time law that will greatly affect their and native population perversely enjoy telling the world that San Antonio is a dirty place full of drunk British tourists are different in both how they see the motivation behind their families livelihoods for the foreseeable future. then don’t blame the outside world for standing up and I’m talking about those bar owner/operators who always the new laws, and the resulting outcome for San Antonio. taking notice. try to play by the rules hoping this might curry favour But together they provide a balanced, and from their own But the reality is completely different. San Antonio is a with a council administration focussed only on targeting point of view well reasoned, picture of what is happening wonderful place full of life and ambition with entreprethe legal businesses rather than the illegal people in San Antonio. We are grateful to Martin Makepeace neurs trying to change things step by step but ruining the area. Ridiculous fines, over the top and Danny Kay for their contributions in the debate of coming up against obstacles on a daily basis. laws. In other words attrition by stealth. whether this is to be an end to what the locals call simpSo many great things about San Antonio yet As the petty fines are being handed out ly, ‘The West’ a few renegade businesses garner all the negative headlines and fashion people’s perceptions. With elections only a year away expect plenty more council negativity as the coalition tries to paint it black and deliver it grey as a way of justifying their actions, appealing Economic sanctions to closure of their premises for up to 10 Nick Gibbs these six premises will add days. to their core voters who want revolution now not 5,451 euros, with three of them 13 premises in San Antonio, Tax Agency Enforcement evolution over the next 10 years. facing closures totalling 13 days, most of them in the West End, The council say that if a fine is not paid also with 1 of the 3 businesses accounting San Antonio could be the best place in the world if a forface temporary closure penalties promptly, the tax agency will be used for 10 of the 13 days. imposed due to violations in to enforce the levy, through the in- Another 18 cases for noise infractions ward thinking local government was in place who chose noise control ordinances in 2017 struction of the Tributary Agency of the to focus on the positives whilst dealing effectively with are still being heard. If found guilty Balearic Islands (ATIB), who have the Further fines and closures are power to seize the bank accounts or another 20,400 euros in fines would be the negatives. levied, and a further 42 closure days outstanding relating to noise other income of the offenders. A coalition council with a ‘retired’ socialist mayor, an added to 9 premises, with the most control and dynamic advertising serious offender facing 14 days of cloidealist radical left wing deputy mayor and a minority Closures (P.R.ing) sure. In addition to the economic sanctions, centre right party who don’t seem to have any influence San Antonio town hall has resolved, or the resolution of these 32 files includes P.R.ing Sanctions is processing, a total of 176 disciplinary doesn’t instil the tourist industry (our only commodity) sanctions by way of closures. To date, proceedings against establishments There has been 120 cases of Illegal 13 businesses of the 32 fined for noise with confidence. that, in 2017, violated the municipal P.R.ing and ticket sales opened from control violations have been served noise ordinance by letting their doors offences recorded in 2017. 45 cases History has proven that coalitions rarely work and this notice of temporary closures. The highremain open whilst playing music inside have been finalised, resulting in fines of appears to be the case in San Antonio’s town hall and it’s est penalty is to close for 10 days. In 62,100 euros payable by 12 premises. According to statements issued the total the 13 businesses affected will “vast majority” of these actions relate the innocent ‘victims’ of radical decisions who have my The 13 cases resolved with ‘nonhave to close 39 days, and average of 3 to premises located in the West End. signature’ sanctions total 30,000 euros sympathy right now, not the loudmouths in the back row days per location. and affect eight locations. Once all open cases for dynamic adverThe closure sanctions come into effect of a council meeting. tising and noise control have been comIn addition, there are another 62 pro-
Nick Gibbs
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hether your sympathies fall North or South of the argument over the West, there is little doubt that the San Antonio Town Hall mean business in pursuing the policy of, what they refer to as, reclaiming the town. The efforts of the businesses in the area to halt the changes fell on deaf ears in the Island Consell, with Ibiza president Vicent Torres giving his clear support to the Town Hall. And despite some show of force on the day, the San Antonio council were not for changing, and voted to impose what may ultimately come to be far reaching changes on the West End’s trading environment. In addition to the reduction of working hours from 5a.m. to 3a.m., further measures include the prohibition on new licences being granted within what is now demarked a special acoustic protection zone. Within days of the decision, the Council were again flexing their regulatory muscles, issuing refusals of extended licencing requests for both Privilege and Amnesia opening parties. Another few days passed and the San Antonio Council issued press detailing the progress of their tough sanctions against businesses who fell foul of the ‘open doors’ noise pollution regulations, and illegal ‘dynamic advertising’ (P.R.ing and street ticket selling) in 2017. In addition to heavy fines and a statement as to how the tax agency would be instructed to seize assets if unpaid, they have also imposed the penalty of forced temporary closures on many of the businesses found in breach of the law.
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San Antonio Adds Noise Infringement Closures & Fines to West End Woes
pleted, the total amount in fines could reach 197,100 euros. Of the 56 cases for breaches of noise controls through open doors, 32 have been resolved amounting to 13,592€. Of greater financial consequence to those businesses, some have had sanctions extended to include the forced
on 1st June and will be staggered over the following weeks.
Outstanding Cases In addition, six cases of noise violation have been determined, but are still within the time period the business has to accept the council’s decision or submit an appeal.
ceedings pending for dynamic advertising that, if they become firm, will result in penalties of 105,000 euros. One of the infringing establishments will face a penalty of over 10,000 euros.
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Will ‘The West’ End?
Death Of An English Town In Ibiza
Danny Kay
There has been a lot of political controversy emanating from the town of San Antonio recently. It seems a number of business people, vested interests and political opportunists are not happy with the manner in which the sunset resort governs itself and they have been very vocal in their outcry. The current local Government in San Antonio is made up of a coalition of political parties that came together to oust the center right pro business party, Partido Popular, which is supported and influenced by wealthy Spanish businessman on the Pablo Valdés, who Danny Kay refers to as “A New Generation of Ibicenco implementing a fresh vision for San Antonio”. Not everybody agrees. island. In 2013 the PP party initiated the demise of the West End by reducing its then opening hours, amid rumours that the big clubs wanted its main competitor reigned in. It now seems their political opponents, Reinicia, will finish the job for them. The ZPAE is a Special Acoustic Protection Zone, cre- 4) All terraces on public roads must close by midnight. More upsetting for the PP party in San Antonio, will be All furniture must be removed by 12:30am. ated by the San Antonio Council. It applies to the the gilded opportunity they presented to the lefties to following streets in central San Antonio, broadly 5) Midnight to 8am no commercial activity is allowed score the valuable political goal of sentencing the West equating to the area known as ‘The West End’. on any public road. End to death by a thousand cuts. They have delivered on Calle Colom, No 1 to 11. Calle Santa Agnès, No 1 to 6) From midnight it is prohibited to sell food (or anything else) to people on a public road through wintheir election promise to rid San Antonio of what they 18. Calle Bartomeu Vicent Ramon, No 1 to 8. Vara de dow serving hatches, though the establishment may Rey, No. 1 to 26. Calle Sant Antoni, No. 1 to 20. Calle see is a foreign blight on their town, after receiving a continue to serve food from the inside of their Sant Mateu, No. 3 to 20. Calle General Delgado, No. political mandate from the majority of the people living premises. 1 to 19 7) No new licences will be granted to businesses there to do so. The new regulations affecting businesses in those where it is felt their operation would worsen the Screams of foul play, old scores being settled and attacks streets are as follows. late night noise for any reason. on elected politicians characters, has been the order of 1) Restaurants, bars, and nightclubs must close by 8) No new licences will be granted whatsoever for 3am. the day ever since the local council voted last week to businesses with any form of musical entertainment 2) All establishments playing music must have double intention. implement severe restrictions on the West End’s opening doors, sealed windows, and ventilation systems. All new regulations are effective immediately, with the hours, which in effect will make it extremely difficult for 3) All establishments with any form of music must exception of 1) and 2), for which businesses have a have decibel limiters which must be connected to bar owners to trade profitably. To seal its fate, the grace period of 6 months in which to comply. the Town Hall in real time. coalition voted by a clear 20% majority, to declare the area a Special Acoustic Protection Zone, forcing all bar in the British Tabloids, always quick to ridicule or The West End, like other iconic institutions in Ibiza, has and small clubs in the area to close by 3am, the sensationalise anything to do with San Antonio and had its day. There is a new generation of independent traditional peak hour of business in the West End. headline another attack on the resort. Mr Valdés Tourist visiting the island and they are looking for a While one feels understandably sympathetic to those represents a new generation of Ibicenco that wants to more upmarket and authentic local experience. What is good bar owners affected by stamp their own identity on found in the West End is not authentic or Spanish, it is in this new law, it has been the believe in San Antonio and the brave new the town and he will be the main British, a nation that is set to leave Europe next continuous sins of the few, that direction they are taking to improve the remembered as the man who year. Brexit will impact on the type of Tourist that will has forced the town council to image of their town and the quality of its reclaimed the West End for holiday in a higher cost Ibiza and San Antonio has take this action. Some of the product. It can do much better for itself so it’s time the people of San Antonio. already responded to this change, with a number of big West End pirates, were for change and to bid farewell to the current West We saw democracy in action refurbished hotels and a more quality driven product present at the town council End, a relic of times past.” last week, the people of San being offered. It’s contained in their plan for the Danny Kay meeting where local Antonio voted not to live in redevelopment of the resort where locals want tourists to businessmen were shouting abuse at elected urine and vomit fouled doorways, where drug dealers, respect and value their holiday resort, not abuse it. representatives as they implemented the will of the pimps, prostitutes and pickpockets roam freely. Where I believe in San Antonio and the brave new direction they people. These renegades (who everybody knows) have violent gangs control the streets and it unsafe for local are taking to improve the image of their town and the ruined it for everybody, by ignoring past curfews and children to roam on a late summers evening. Schools, quality of its product. It can do much better for itself so blatantly defying local law and order, in turn setting the residential blocks and shops all border the West End and it’s time for change and to bid farewell to the current low standards for others to follow. When you act like a one gets the feeling that people have had enough of the West End, a relic of times past. They say all truth passes pirate, expect to be treated like one. cheap and nasty alcohol deals that attract the naive and through three stages. First it is ridiculed, second its It’s indeed a sad day for San Antonio and the jobs young, many of which end up passed out on a pavement violently opposed and thirdly, it is accepted as being self affected by this decision, but everybody knew this day or worse still, dead after falling from a balcony window evident. When we look back on a regenerated West End was coming, the only real surprise for many neutral or doing some other crazy shit while off their heads on in a decades time, expect to see a very different business observers in Ibiza, is the fact that they actually did it, cocktails of designer drugs. Too many families have had model in place, one that is cosmopolitan and vibrant, open with much of the political kudos going to Pablo Valdés to burden the pain of bringing a loved one home in a and free and reflects the proud culture and hospitality of Cardona, the man vilified by political opponents for coffin from Ibiza. Many locals believe it’s time to change a beautiful seaside port. leading the councils crusade to exterminate the West End the environment that creates these social problems as Danny Kay Ibiza in its present form. Their fury is finding a welcome home they take the view that prevention, is better than cure. https://www.dannykayibiza.com/
West End ZPAE, Key Facts ...
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Atzaró Sunday Market 11am-6pm, Winter Sundays, Sant Joan, Sant Llorenc
Rhian King
There are many faces to Ibiza. The fast paced party island, beautiful guided walks, gastronomic events, and so much more. Ibiza excels in so many ways, and our taste for culture is richly rewarded by a busy diary of art, theatre and film. April heralds a programme of events at the Can Jeroni arts centre in San Jose 13 April, 7.30pm ‘Art Islands 3’ Exhibition opening, until 29th April, Tues-Sun 10.30-1.30pm, Thu-Sat 6pm-9pm. A collective exhibition from the Residència Casa d’Artistes de Montpalau 13 April, 8.30pm Friday Cinema – The Bookshop/La Libreria. This film by Isobel Coixet has received many accolades including 5 at the Cinema Writers Circle Awards and 3 at the Goya awards. Set in a small town in 1959 England, it is the story of a young woman who risks everything to open the first bookshop in the area, despite local opposition. 20 April, 8.30pm Friday Cinema – Loving Vincent, Polish with Spanish subtitles. This Oscar nominated animated film has received 16 awards and 48 nominations. A tribute to Vincent Van Gogh, in which each frame is a painting on oil,. Its 80 minutes consist of 56,800 frames, painted, one by one, by a large number of artists over several years, all inspired by the style and masterful art of Van Gogh. 22 April, 12noon, Concert from the students from the Can Blau Municipal School of Music entitled Música, clar que sí! 22 April, 8.30pm, Theatre – Mr Train. The Catalan company Trukitrek present this play telling the relationship between a dog and an old tramp that live alone in a train station. Mime as a universal language and originality of the staging have led the company to numerous international tours. Can Jeroni is located at Calle de sa Talaia 21, Sant Josep de sa Talaia. 971 801 513 http://www.santjosep.org
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April Tue 10 ‘Peter Rabbit’, 5.30pm, ‘Ready Player One’, 7.30pm, Both in English with Spanish subtitles, Cine Regio, San Antonio,.
Wed 11 Punta Arabi hippy market, 10—6pm, grill terrace, live music, Matteo Crocetti & Gabriel de Miranda are live from 24pm in the tent TV– España Got Talent Final feat Ibiza Dance Troupe—see inset.
Thu 12 Anem AL Cine, ‘Columbus’, in English, Multicines Ibiza, 8.30 &10.30pm
10am-4pm, Saturdays, All Year, Can Tixedo, Buscastell, San Antonio
Ibiza Markets
Sant Jordi Flea Market 8am-3pm, Saturdays, All Year, The Hippodrome Since 1995 a place where residents meet to sell their second hand treasures, and retailers sell their stock. One of the most cosmopolitan places on the island, a place to haggle, socialize and have fun. In this genuine flea market you will find clothes, books, old magazines, records.. and if you don't find what you are looking for you can always taste one of the bocadillos that Ramonet and Vicent prepare in the big saloon, where early riser buyers and sellers enjoy the beautiful view of the sunrise while having breakfast.
Mercadillo de Sant Joan 10am-4pm, Sundays, All Year, San Juan Ecological and hand-made products. There are very few villages in Ibiza that retain that peaceful atmosphere, that local ambiance, that mix of cultures, german people sitting next to old ibizencos, hippies talking to payesas, payesas selling their garden products and home made wine, plus live music, jugKokomedia Comedy Night, La Kokotxa, Ibiza Town, 10pm - featuring Sitofonk. Free entrance.
Ecological and local produce market with live music, a great initiative where you can buy ecological produce at low-prices, supporting local Ibizan small producers. First class products, paellas at lunch time, books, antiques, live music....this is a little sample of what you´ll find in Forada.
Las Dalias Hippy Market 10am-dusk, Saturdays, Night Market 7pm-1am Mondays, San Carlos With origins going back to 1954, the market proper started in 1985 with five stalls. Since then it has gathered artisans from all over the world, filling the Market with colour and fantasy. Now hosting over 200 stalls selling everything from fashion, and jewellery to art and decoration.
Punta Arabi Hippy Market Hours Vary, October
Wednesdays,
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Established in 1973, more than 500 craftsmen and artists offer a variety of their unique creations: crafts, fashion, jewellery, natural cosmetics and more. All surrounded by performances from musicians, artists and living statues.
The Cala Llenya Sunday Market is Closed until further notice.
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tonio, Summer Opening. See advert front page
Tulp Beach Café, San An-
‘Art Islands 3’ Exhibition
I-Spy Book of an Ibiza Summer Season What did kids do before the tablet was invented? Along with making dens, 5 hour-long games of football and developing the art of communication, we had the trusty I-Spy books to while away our school holidays. Now we offer the chance to rekindle those magic moments from childhood with our very own version of I-Spy, adapted to the particular sights that come with the fast approaching Ibiza summer season.
How quickly can you complete yours?
Gringo Gambo – a bright pink sunburned tourist Thimble Theft – spot an all inclusive hotel guest walking in the street with several very small plastic glasses of their hotel bar drinks A bewildering new regulation – shouldn’t take too long for this one, though it’s a cast iron guarantee in August (they know we’re all too busy to notice) A bartender saying they can’t wait until October A newly opened bar/café owner looking up and down the street with a ‘where is everybody/why aren’t I rich yet?’ expression on their face Ugly week
A street seller calling you Del Boy/Rambo Early morning drunk – pre 11am (obvious carry ons from the night before do not count) A stag or hen group that makes you embarrassed to be British/ Irish Tourists crossing the road in traffic within a metre of a zebra crossing Somebody trying to look casual while handing a street seller a 50€ note in exchange for something far too small to be sunglasses An entire family in matching football shirts Somebody telling you they are starting a legal taxi business Someone offering to do garden clearance on Facebook, who started the year promoting their new concierge service. A really, really, dodgy looking character
A tourist who doesn’t understand why nothing is open yet. A double dropper (we’re talking old-skool) A tourist dealing with a translation problem by repeating the same English phrase, just more loudly each time. A newly arrived DJ who tells you they are a DJ in the first
two sentences of conversation, and that they are ‘offering to play’ ‘happy to help out’ or any combination of phrases that avoids them having to say ‘looking for work’. Meet somebody who has stayed in the same hotel every year for the last (minimum) 10 years. Double points if it is 20+ years. Double points for every time they repeat that fact in the same conversation.
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Ibizan Spring the New World" - A. Dvorak. Directed by Pablo Mielgo. Free entrance.
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Swing Festival San Antonio, Friday 27th to Sunday 29th Three days of madness with international teachers, 10 bands, street music, rogue competitions, clown performances, a Vintage market and an endless number of fun activities that will take place in the bay of Sant Antoni de Portmany. www.ibizaswingfunfest.com opening, Can Jeroni, San Jose, 7.30pm. See article. Friday Cinema – The Bookshop/La Libreria, Can Jeroni, See article. Orquestra Simfónica de Balears at the Cathedral of Eivissa, 8pm. Performing Los Esclavos Felices ( Apertura ) - JC Arraiga and Symphony nr. 9 "of
KIDSCO, La Belle Ibiza, San Rafael, 1pm-6pm, Jungle fancy dress, inflatables, face painting, a hair braiding station, soft play, lots more. 10€ for adults and 8€ for kids, which includes a glass of bubbles for the grown ups, a mocktail and party bag for kids. Under 2s free Ecological Market, San Jose, 9am-1pm, organic food & craft market For Markets—see inset 8th Festival of Wine, Sluiz, Santa Gertrudis, 12noon, 10€
Sun 15 For Markets—see inset
Mon 16 Night Market, Las Dalias, see inset.
Wed 18 Punta Arabi hippy market, 10—6pm, see inset
Thu 19 Anem AL Cine, ‘The Florida Project’, in English,
International Music Summit (IMS)
Claire B
The International Music Summit (IMS) returns to Ibiza again for its 11th edition, from May 23-25. The 3-day summit takes place at The Hard Rock Hotel and culminates with the infamous Dalt Vila party on Friday May 25. Widely regarded by many as the official opening of the Ibiza summer season, the Dalt Vila party takes place in the amazing space that is the Baluard Santa Llucia, with Sven Väth headlining. The rest of the lineup features exclusive back-to-back performances, pairing legends of
Multicines Ibiza, 8.30 &10.30pm Kokomedia Comedy Night, La Kokotxa, Ibiza Town, 10pm - featuring Danny Boy Rivera. Free entrance
Fri 20 Friday Cinema – Loving Vincent, Can Jeroni, San Jose, 8.30pm see article
Sat 21 For Markets—see insert
Sun 22 Concert Students from the Can Blau Can Jeroni, See article. Theatre: -‘Mr Train’, Can Jeroni, see article
Wed 25 Punta Arabi hippy market,
Thur 26 Kokomedia Comedy Night, La Kokotxa, Ibiza Town, 10pm - featuring Miguel Miguel. Free entrance
Fri 27-Sun 29 Ibiza Swing Fun Fest, San Antonio. See inset.
On Wednesday 11th April, all of Ibiza will be willing our home-grown dance troupe on to win the Final of España Got Talent.
The group of girls are aged between 8 and 16, and among them are Spanish, British, German and Brazilian nationalities. They have already done incredibly well to reach the final, beating off strong competition in last week’s semis. The Davinia Van Praag Dance Academy troupe won through
Sat 28 Rock In Riu Festival 2018, Santa Eulalia Rock Festival, from 20:00h. This
the scene with future island leaders: Pete Tong b2b Bedouin Paco Osuna b2b Andrea Oliva Nastia b2b Dubfire Jackmaster b2b Peggy Gou Danny Tenaglia b2b Guy Gerber Plus Burn Residency DJ Furkhan Kurt. Tickets are available now for €50 The 3-day Summit is the premier global platform for business, culture and education within the electronic music industry. Aimed at industry leaders and artists from the international electronic music sector, it aims to be an inspirational and motivational thought-provoking forum, throwing a spotlight onto the complex challenges
with a tap dance routine – a first for the competition in Spain. Speaking on behalf of the academy Oscar Rodriguez said, “It will not be easy to win the contest as we have to prepare a new very complicated choreography in a record time of just 4 days. To win the contest we need everybody in Ibiza to support us with their vote”. So be sure to make a date in your diary, and let us all help the Ibizan girls on to a dream victory.
year’s event includes L.A., Angel Stanich, Morning Drivers, Ryser, Dj Jordi Cardona. Free entranceplaza españa
Sun 29 The Ibiza Spirit Festival, Atzaro, 10€ entry
and emerging opportunities that really matter in today’s ever evolving industry. The program includes keynote addresses, artists in conversation, panel sessions and much more, assembling the most influential figures in the industry, which this year includes artists deadmau5, Seth Troxler, Nastia and Bedouin the management teams behind Solomun, Armin Van Buuren and Black Coffee agents from Coda and WME speakers from the legendary events Burning Man, Sónar and BPM plus Scorpios Mykonos; A&R heads from XL Recordings and Toolroom and leading visionaries on Blockchain, Drug Testing, Sexual Harassment and Mental Health. Full details of all the speakers and ticket prices are on the website: www.internationalmusicsummit.com
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Community Weather April 2018 ARIES – The Tower
There is, somewhere in your life, a false ideal or belief that requires dismantling. This needs great courage on your part as it will have ramifications in all your relationships, work and play. If you don't begin this process, events can be taken out of your hands. The result will be the same, radical change. This is an amazing opportunity.
TAURUS - Ace of Wands
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Monday 9
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You will want to begin something new, whether it is your career or a fresh start. Accept social invitations as they can lead to useful contacts that can help you move your cunning plans forward. Births are also indicated by this card so expect some good news within the family or for someone close to you. Be creative and inventive!
GEMINI – Eight of Swords
Friday. Robert was taken to the medical centre, however aside from malnutrition as a result of not having eaten for several days, he was considered in remarkably good health given his experience, and it was not necessary to admit him to Can Misses. Well done to all the volunteers who took part in the search
You feel besieged this month, as if there is no way out of a certain situation. Don’t put all your stress eggs into one basket! Not everything is bleak and if you stopped struggling with problems you would find solutions. Nor can you do it alone; seek trusted advice from professionals or friends who have your best interests at heart.
CANCER – The Lovers
Relationships with those you're closest to bring happiness and contentment this month. You're also presented with a few choices that if you choose wisely, will have you dancing along your merry way for joy. It’s a wonderful card for new beginnings; the people who you take on your new journey are ones that make you smile and your heart happy.
LEO – The Moon
The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth; should be your mantra this month. This applies to the illusions you've been hanging on to within yourself as well as what you have been fed by others. Don’t give your power away. Let your intuition be your guide and don't doubt it this month; it whispers your truth.
VIRGO – Ten of Pentacles
Adding to your material security is easy this month as others like what you do and are willing to dig deep for your services. This card also indicates an unexpected windfall, so you might want to speculate to accumulate. Life is offering you opportunities that a year ago would have been hard to imagine. How wonderful, so be thankful!
LIBRA – Ten of Wands
Don’t take too much on or you'll find yourself regretting it. Be mindful that Rome wasn't built in a day. Yes you do have deadlines to meet, but by being more methodical and less muddled you’ll get better results. Take time to chill out with friends or if you meditate, make sure you don't let your practice slip.
SCORPIO – Two of Wands
Don’t sit on the fence this month Scorpio, time to get back into the swing of things. Life’s a party that’s waiting for you to join it! Your problems are solvable; don’t waste valuable head space creating difficulties where few exist. Your mind is your biggest obstacle this month; don’t give in to negativity when all is in fact, OK!
SAGITTARIUS – Six of Wands
It’s an excellent month to further your career interests, but don't let all that success go to your head. Your will fail to impress someone important if you behave in an arrogant or high handed manner. Sure you're good, but if you're fighting off competition from other fire signs, it'll be a bun fight! Success with dignity shows real leadership.
CAPRICORN – Page of Swords
If you must confront others regarding their actions then make sure you know all the facts before wading in. Loved ones or associates are easily provoked, which could lead to arguments. You’re in no mood to slack off so expect to get a lot done this month; however, avoid being bossy. Best to work by yourself as much as possible!
AQUARIUS – Three of Wands
Your creative talents are being recognised by colleagues and associates and you are being encouraged to develop your knowledge and to explore new techniques. International travel is indicated and you’ll want to plan a trip to for business and pleasure. Some of you are even thinking of relocating to foreign shores and are lining up useful business contacts.
PISCES – Ace of Pentacles
Pisces love their creature comforts, which is why they're willing to work hard to get what they want. This is the best money card in the TAROT deck so is great for benefiting materially. The higher energy of this Ace brings gifts of wisdom; if we acknowledge our intuitive ability. Be open to new ideas and expand your spiritual side.
Robert is Safe & Sound
Robert Malloy was the subject of quite a stir last week, following his disappearance from his residence in Sant Eulalia. Robert, pictured, is aged 69 and suffers from Alzheimer's. Having disappeared on Tuesday, a call was made for volunteers to assist Police and Emergency services already searching for him. Thankfully he was found alive and well in a garden in Santa Eulalia—we assume a big garden as he was not found until
that his annual Ibiza trips are the highlight of his year, and being the person he is, Gerald doesn’t let the Cerebral Palsy that restricts him to a wheelchair get in the way of his adventures. Quite humbling really when most of us moan about lugging a suitcase to the check in. Gerald has set up a Facebook page through which he wants to connect to more people in Ibiza. The more the merrier, but I have been asked to mention that he has a particular interest in hearing from Spanish girls—one look through his photo archive and that will come as no surprise. https://www.facebook.com/ geraldibiza/
Care 4 Cats Request from Gerald
Gerald Mas is one of Ibiza’s most devoted tourists. It is no exaggeration to say
Care4Cats, the UK based charity helping, treating and rescuing cats in Ibiza, need to raise funds to buy two second hand vans to replace their existing vehicles that have had to be sent to the scrap yard. Donations gratefully received via this just giving online fundraising page set up by Care4Cats volunteer Niki Halls
https://www.justgiving.com/ crowdfunding/niki-halls
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Community Coffee Break
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Who doesn’t love a nice cup of tea or coffee when out and about, and especially if the view is stunning? I love finding new coffee shops, and the more quaint and Spanish-looking, the better. This article will feature some places in San Antonio. The first coffee shop is Rita’s Cantina’s (above) situated on Passieg De La Mar. You can’t miss Rita’s, complete with outdoor terrace overlooking the sea. They also serve sandwiches, salads and other snacks. The décor is all browns and creams, with portraits on the walls. There’s always a lively vibe about the place. Kvida, also situated at Passieg De La Mar, have a lovely outdoor and inside seating area, including upstairs which has an amazing view of the sea. Another café, this time a bright and vibrant one is Harinus at Carrer De Sant Antoni, next door to the clothes shop, Inside. They serve delicious cakes, pastry’s, sandwiches, which are all displayed in the window, and more. It’s a pretty place, all white and grey, and very modern. The coffee is served with patterns and images in, such as a leaf, love heart, bear etc. La Carlota, another café / restaurant is right next to the church, on Carrer Ample. lf you like churches / historic buildings, it’s a lovely view. The staff are also really pleasant and helpful. Budda Bar on Carrer Ponent is also a great place to have a drink and relax. The outdoor terrace is very spacious and overlooks the beach. There are even canopy beds if you fancy a bit of shade. Last but not least, the café’s along the sunset strip have the best views too and perfect for watching the sun go down.
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Chris ‘China’ Vanssen, R.I.P. With great sadness we must announce the passing of Chris Vanssen, known and loved by everybody as ‘China’. China passed away in Can Misses hospital on the evening of Saturday 17th March 2018. He had suffered a short illness. He was admitted to Can Misses on the Wednesday preceding. A close friend said they believed him to be 72. Though I personally only had the honour of knowing China in recent years, the universal love and warmth held for him was reflected in a steady stream of ‘can you put us in touch with a man called China’, contacts in our inbox. These dated back to his time in San Antonio West End including the OK Coral, where he clearly made a long lasting impression on those he met, however briefly. China worked with the Ibiza Sun in its early days, and until 2016 was diligently distributing the newspaper around the island. An active member of the English speaking Church of Ibiza and Formentera, China was a welcome visitor to
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Ibiza’s residential homes for the elderly, and I have no doubt that there would be many, many, more selfless acts of care and kindness that could be listed here by the Ibiza community – that was the man he was. Though my own time knowing him may have been briefer than many in Ibiza, it didn’t take more than one social encounter to appreciate China as a special person, and a few heart-to-hearts more, to realise he was one of the very best. China was one of that very rare breed in Ibiza, totally genuine, no agenda – he had an infectious and inexhaustible level of positivity and desire to see the good in people. And he was bloody good fun too. A public service of thanksgiving for his life was held on Tuesday 20th March at The San Rafael Church. Ibiza’s long standing ex-vicar Bob Allen sent a tribute which was read on his behalf, and China’s son gave a moving eulogy in which he spoke of his father’s positivity to the large number of mourners in attendance. We will all miss China, a great loss to our community. R.I.P.
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Shebizan Amanda O’Riordan elcome to this week’s instalment of fashion and lifestyle, as we hit April and the long and winding road to Summer has its destination in sight. Having just popped over to the Balearics, the temperatures were heading north, which kicked me into summer mode. Until being brought crashing down to earth upon returning in London, that is. Rain (and single digits) dominated the grey and miserable skyline. The Easter chocolate fest is over, thank God. When it’s raining outside and the fridge is full of Easter eggs, it’s a dangerous distraction. But I can see clearly now, as we count down to the Ibiza summer season, with spring and summer fashion filling our shops and wardrobes. The pre-summer diet goes handin-hand with that, of course. In this issue we explore the Foreskin Facial, which has taken Hollywood by storm, and check out this season’s musthaves, to coincide with the longer brighter days on the horizon. Read Amanda’s fashion blog http://amandazipsitup.com/
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Celine’s Plastic Bag
Now, I get the whole ‘plastic trail’ thing and I guess reusing your ‘bags for life’ for the shopping is very valuable in ending that trail – as long as you remember them – and if you don’t, it’s 10p for a new one. But what about a fancy fashion plastic carrier bag? I know the majority of high-end designer bags are large and made of paper. You can now buy a plastic shopping bag at posh Céline, but it’s going to cost you. The bag made its ‘debut’ on Céline's SS’18 catwalk show by Phoebe Philo – her second-to-last for the brand. Among tailored capes, pleated skirts, and structured leather bags, was a clear plastic bag, with the familiar Céline logo on the front. It was a play on the kind of shopping bag you might grab at Tesco, certainly not the Céline boutique itself, which
includes paper shopping bags nearly as gorgeous as the goods that lie perfectly packed within them. As Phoebe is not known to tease the fashion crowd, you’d better believe that baby was going to be for sale - eventually. What a way to bow out of a 10-year career at the helms of the label – with a plastic bag. From now until May 29, you can get your hands on this very special shopping bag from Céline, though it certainly comes at a price. Ringing in at an eye watering £450, the iconic clear bag is definitely an investment piece and a conversation item. For Gods sake look after it if you are mad enough to purchase one. Alternatively, trusty old Amazon offers its very own personalized plastic bag service at a fraction of the price.
Overalls For Men
The Chanel Bucket Hat
Remember Liam Gallagher ‘avin it large’ in his plastic-bucket hat (ed—round our way they were called beanie hats) during his 90s heyday? Little did he know that decades later, fashion Gods Chanel would be taking inspiration and re-producing their very own version, creation the ultimate fashion accessory of the season …. an embarrassing rain cap. Enter: The Chanel Plastic-Bucket Hat. In this tricky period between our never ending winter hibernation and hopefully some kind of summer, it pays to think more about accessories than clothing. Plus we can guarantee plenty of rain, whatever the season (ed—remember Amanda alternates between London and Ibiza readers). But if you fall victim to this trend because it’s Chanel, then shame on you because they look ridiculous. I understand it's a Chanel hat, it’s expensive and it won’t make you feel guilty that you’ve gained a few pounds over the winter, plus I suppose it will still be a statement piece, investment and weather-appropriate six weeks from now, and if you choose a sensible shade, it will go with everything in your wardrobe… But it’s ugly as hell. Go ‘mad for it’ at your peril.
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Functional outdoor clothing has been inspiring menswear design for a few seasons now. Think Prada’s nylon anoraks and Louis Vuitton’s hiking boots, plus lots of other pieces generating a macho “man in the woods” image. Without getting down and dirty, of course. But the best “outdoor” fashion revival to happen so far has to be Men’s Overalls. (Sniggers) Overalls were created at the end of the 18th Century as cover-up protection for working men, first mass-produced by Levi Strauss. 128 years since overalls’ birth, they have retained their functional role as genuine work wear, as well as being reborn in pop culture and fashion. I’m pretty sure I wore “dungers” to the odd rave in the early 90s. But now the bib-front onesie for men is THE fashion statement for 2018. Actor Chris Pine was recently spotted at Heathrow Airport wearing a Carhartt version, storing his passport and travel documents the overalls’ bib pocket. Nice. Every teenage boy’s favourite label Supreme have released their next seasonal collaboration with The North Face, including overalls in metallic silver, yellow gold, and rose gold. This trend could be down to Rihanna, who featured army-green overalls for men at her Spring 2018 Fenty x Puma catwalk show. Or maybe overalls’ newfound popularity is thanks to Chance the Rapper, who always seems to wear overalls at public appearances, though his take is less outdoorsy and inevitably trendier. Wherever you trace the trend back to, it looks like men are going to be getting busy in their overalls in 2018. Get them to paint the garden fence while they’re at it, girls.
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factor (EGF), a cellular messenger that instructs skin cells to renew and repair themselves, resulting in stronger, healthier skin. EGF is also used to regrow and heal skin in trauma patients. These facials aren’t available in the UK yet, The engagement ring trend which makes my stomach turn. but you can get We all wish somebody loved us enough to present a huge diamond, but botanical stem know we’ll either lose it or leave it somewhere by accident? cells from flow- Now there’s a new trend that seems to be gaining popularity with Generaers or apples in tion Z in recent months, and this diamond would be pretty hard to misthe form of BioEffect products, as well place. as Micro needling. Plant-made EGF has a signifiInstead of diamond engagement rings that can be taken on and off, some cant effect on the thickness and density of the are choosing to pierce the ring finger instead, making a more permanent skin and depth of lines. mark. Ouch. Microneedling creates tiny, induced injuries which These finger piercings are like tattoo engagement rings in the way that initiate the building of new skin. There’s also a they last forever, only with the diamond. sheep placenta application, in the form of an over- And yes, it looks incredibly painful. night serum, but that’s another story altogether. You can either have a single diamond in the middle of your ring finger, or We all dream of boosting collagen and creating something more elaborate inserted in and out of your skin. That’s the paincheekbones, but how far will you go to get ful one. perfect skin? Either way, you'll be left with a little scar if you decide to remove the piercNot that far, in my case. ing, so it really is a permanent mark of your commitment to someone. And
Finger Piercing
Foreskin Facial
Now I’m a sucker for 99% of new beauty treatments, with the exception of the most outrageous. And one new treatment doing the rounds in Beverly Hills has to be one of the worst—the Foreskin Facial. Hollywood actresses are gushing about this new creation by British-born New York facialist Georgia Louise, apparently responsible for their “glowing dewy” complexions. The facial uses cells taken from the freshly removed foreskins of newborn Korean babies. How can foreskins produce such radiant complexions? Foreskins contain epidermal growth
Sophia Valentine
Sexy Comfy Shoes
When we hear the words ‘comfy shoes,’ most of us think dull looking shoes, flats even, sensible shoes you wouldn’t wear on a night out. They say fashion is pain, and they’re not wrong! I had a night out with the girls recently, and planned to dance for hours on the end. The night didn’t go like that at all, and that was even after a few Sambuca’s’. My feet were absolutely killing me, and it was because of my heels. So, this article, I wanted to write about shoes which not only look good, but feel good too. The best shoes I have ever worn on a night out are platforms and wedges. My black and white platforms especially, which I purchased from a shop in Ibiza Town, are the comfiest I’ve ever worn. If I’d have gone out in trainers, the difference in comfort would have been non-existent. I was able to walk to all the different bars in San Antonio, and dance, without having to keep sitting down, or drinking more wine, wishing the pain away. Wedges. I love wedges too, whether they’re normal plain wedges, or sandal wedges. The sandal wedges are
lets face it, which genuinely stays together these days? So think first.
perfect for both the daytime, and for the evening. Peep toe sling-back wedges are also stunning. Squared heels shoes. These tend to be comfier than stiletto type shoes, and much easier to walk in. Boots. There are quite a few boots which are easy to walk in and look the part. Knee-high wedge boots are so comfy to wear with dresses, or with jeans tucked into them of a daytime. There are also flat knee-high boots which are perfect with a dress or skirt, to still look a bit glam if going to a restaurant, or a casual type bar, for example. Trainer heels. These are perfect to wear with shorts of a daytime, if you don’t want to look too casual. Best websites for comfy yet sex shoes are: Wish.com, SimplyBe, Asos.
Fashion Trends For 2018
So, what’s in store for fashion in 2018? Having a browse of magazines and reading online, it seems there are a few great pieces. I’m not the sort of person to wear something just because it’s ‘in season,’ or is similar to something on the catwalk, as I’d rather wear what suits me. Some of these outfits though I would definitely wear or have worn in the past. Jumpsuits. Looks like these are here to stay for 2018 which I’m pleased about. The trouser jumpsuit is perfect for a night out with heels. Short jumpsuits can be worn in the day
teamed with sandals or flip flops. Denim. Dig out those denim jackets you may have worn ten years ago. Looks like denim is back, from denim jackets, skirts, and shirts. Jeans have never gone out of fashion which I’m glad about as I practically live in jeans. Dark navy and a lighter blue denim are regularly seen in the fashion pages of magazines now, and on many celebrities. Sheer dresses. They’re also here to stay and I quite like these. Some have a bodysuit underneath, shorts, or skirts. Whether they’re short or long dresses, or sheer skirts, they can be worn for a night out somewhere special. There are even more summery, casual ones for the daytime too. Bright colours. Pinks, oranges, yellows and greens are in. These sort of colours seem appealing for a summer’s day especially. Sequins. I particularly love sequins. They can make dresses, skirts, and tops appear so much more glamorous and sparkly. Ruffles and Fringing. These can make an otherwise plain piece of clothing appear a bit more fancy too, and have also featured on the catwalks recently. Other things which may be popular again in 2018, which I’m not over enthusiastic about are bumbags, BIG shoulder pads, and polka dots. But, if something suits you, wear it regardless of what’s hot or not at the moment.
The Ibizan, Issue 878, April 2018
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Tourism
(Continued from page 4)
their presence in 2017, 5.7% more than in 2016. The British continue to lead Ibiza’s Tourism business. 871,288 British visitors in 2017 equalled the total number of German, French and Italian visitors combined. 871,000 Brits is 40,000 up on 2016, but a long way short of the 1 million target set by Consell President Vicent Torres at the close of the FITUR tourism fair held at the start of 2016. Given the vocal opposition that developed during the season to what some consider the saturation point of tourism in Ibiza and elsewhere in Spain, the President may be thanking his electoral stars that his projection did not come to pass. Ibiza Tourism
2017
(FITUR)
People
%
People
%
Total
3,236,360
5.7
3,061,895
13.6
U.K.
871,288
4.7
832,072
7.8
Spain
685,524
5.0
652,715
3.4
Italy
431,626
8.4
398,148
12.1
Germany
315,845
-6.1
336,400
1.8
France
138,915
-12.1
158,117
40.3
Scandinavia
25,939
11.0
23,372
68.4
Hol, Bel, Lux
334,908
4.8
319,478
40.8
Rest of World
432,315
26.6
341,593
34.6
2016
After the UK came Spain with 685k and Italy with 431k. Perhaps the biggest suprise in pure numbers is that Holland and Belgium leapfrogged the German mar-
ket into 4th place with a narrow margin of 335k compared to a Deutschland drop to 315k. Change An unmistakable slow down was the order of 2017, and perhaps that was inevitable with numbers at a point the locals were asking the tourists to go home. It seems that both the Germans and French took the advice literally, showing a decline of 6% and 12% respectively – remarkable not so much for the consequence on numbers, but in it being the first year end any of the reported categories have reported a reduction in numbers – as far back as we can remember. The only group showing a year on year increase in the % change were the Spanish – ironic in that they already were home, though the protesters didn’t seem to notice that in their mainly English worded graffiti protests. Though tiny in number, the Scandinavian market continued a healthy increase at 11%, followed by the Italians at 8.4%, but that is where the loving stopped as far as we can identify – though it was those we cannot put a flag to, the rest of the world, that seem to be falling under Ibiza’s charms with a whopping 26.6% year on year increase – more than double that of the next grouping.
AirBNB Fined 300,000€ by Balearic Government
20th February 2018
The Balearic Government has initiated legal proceedings against AirBNB for failure to comply with the new 2017 tourist rental legislation. The case identifies 20 representative properties in Mallorca that continue to be advertised on the AirBNB portal
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after repeated warnings to the website that they must comply with the legislation. Under the 2017 law, all properties offered for tourist short term rental must be officially licenced and display their licence number in any online advertising. Government Action The Balearic Government has notified AirBNB of administrative sanction proceedings for what the new tourist letting law defines as ‘very serious infractions’. According to the regulations in force, the sanction for infringements under the defined ‘very serious’ category, will be between 40,001 and 400,000 euros. In this case, the resolution determines that it is 300,000 euros. In the event that Airbnb continues to flout the regulations, further and increased fines may be imposed. Airbnb Response Airbnb responded through a written statement that the fine is “A fine against local families who share their home and bring great benefits to Mallorca and the Balearic Islands. We share your disappointment and we will appeal this sanction,” Airbnb said, firmly believing that the laws in the Balearic Islands should “help distribute the benefits of tourism among families and the whole community, and not to keep them in the hands of few”. The statement went on to detail their claims that “the Airbnb community generated over 500 million euros for the economy of the Balearic Islands”. They have warned that Balearic families could lose 100 million euros as a result of the new Balearic legislation on housing for tourist use. Full report
https://theibizan.com/airbnb-fined-300000e-balearicgovernment/
Seven Pines Resort Ibiza (Continued from page 4)
Restaurants & Bars
Gastronomy at Seven Pines is led by Food & Beverage Director Francois-Xavier Fiorilla - with a career that started in Paris and has come to Ibiza following a dynamic culinary background in Spain, New York, Chicago, Dubai and Beirut together with Executive Chef Bijendra Yadav. Due to Bijendra’s private and professional travels around the world he creates unique tastes within the culinary outlets of the 7Pines Resort. His influences encompass Nepal (where he was born) via Darjeeling and the UK - including The Savoy in London - and time spent with Japanese chefs and extensive experience in the Middle East.
Cone Club The View restaurant has an enviable clifftop position and views out to sea. It is open for breakfast and a la carte dinner to hotel guests and visitors. In the evening at The View, Chef Bijendra will create simple yet exciting European gastronomy using Korean cooking techniques such as steaming, fermentation and Robata grill to bring out the fresh produce’s exquisite flavours. The restaurant’s Chef’s Table - set around an open kitchen - will have its own special menu and allow close interaction with the chef. The Cone Club restaurant is ideal for relaxed drinks and comfort dishes - Mediterranean sharing plates with Arabic and Asian influences - based around big community tables creating a warm, bohemian inspired atmosphere.
Pershing Terrace The Pershing Terrace provides another superb sunset spot. Utterly unique, the Pershing Terrace is a sophisticated cocktail bar and the first in the world that has been designed by the Pershing Yacht team to emulate the vessels’ clean lines. It will enjoy views of the sea and glowing torches to set a chic atmosphere accompanied by a chilled-out playlist.
Pool Bar The Pool Bar at the resort’s heart, the infinity pool, will serve finger food and light cuisine alongside refreshing beverages.
Room Service Plus Seven Pines Resort Ibiza will also offer in-room dining that can be ordered through the resort’s own app, serving a menu of fresh soul-satisfying delights such as creative sal-
ads, dishes with Cambodian influences and light cuisine with Middle Eastern spices - all delivered by bike and served on natural, bio-degradable tableware. Guests in the larger suites will also be able to order a private BBQ chef who will come to the suite’s garden and cook a feast on the grill for family and friends. For an even more celebratory feel, a bar and mixologist can also be arranged.
Spa
A 1,500sqm "oasis of pampering", Pure7, The Spa at Seven Pines Resort Ibiza will offer a wide range of "relaxing, rebalancing and reinvigorating treatments will seamlessly blend natural and organic elements with the latest cosmetology". The spa is comprised of six treatment rooms including a spa suite for couples, complete with a private balcony, a thermal circuit (including steam bath, sauna, cold mists and water beds), and beauty space with salon services that include manicure and pedicures, hair and make-up.
Weddings & Events
The Resort is bound to prove a popular choice for high end weddings, and Seven Pines also aim to work in the corporate entertainment and conference/events markets. Seven Pines will be a year-round resort. Rates vary within season and occupancy, however "guests will be able to experience the resort starting from around 590€ per night.
Fancy It?
We had a look at availability online - and though accepting the upper end of their tariff may be a little beyond the humble means of your local newspaper editor, it is the most expensive we are all interested in right? The booking engine was appalling on our visit - surprisingly so for such a high end site. If it were a budget 2 star I'd have given up on the impossibility of selecting the required arrival and departure dates without the system jumping all over the place and randomly choosing whatever date it seemed to find fit regardless of your selection. Finally having fixed in place a 9 day stay late August to September (I wanted a week in June, and the glitches were nothing to do with availability), the entry of ages for my 2 children was counter intuitive, with the site appearing to be working but actually requiring me to re-search. On finally getting to something I'd book, I scrolled down to
find the two 'best' available options, far from immersing me in images of unbridled luxury, reflected the two Cliff-Top Duplex suites with one broken picture, and another of what could be some Homebase garden furniture. Underwhelming. The description for the 3,000€ per night Duplex reads "The Cliff Suites with an excellent location in the most soughtafter corner of the resort and enjoy panoramic views of the sea. All duplex suites have independent access to ensure inconspicuous arrival and service delivery, while their location right on the cliff offers mesmerizing views of the coastline. These Cliff Suites are perfect for guests looking for a unique paradise." I didn't proceed to booking, and I would think even the most well heeled 2 + 2 families would be reluctant to enter their credit card information to a website with the Seven Pines website's mind of its own. Had I have done so, my bill for the accommodation would have been 27,000€ for the 9 days, which does include breakfast buffet, but does not include tourist tax. (Call me Victor Meldrew, but if I read a 2,50€ tourist tax addition on the bottom of my 3,000€ daily factura, I might, how can I put it struggle not to exclaim my surprise.) I am sure that the website will be resolved - I know how many problems even a well planned web project can present in its early days. It should not detract from what looks to be a very special development, that we can now admire from our boats, commenting "do you remember when that was just unfinished buildings?"
The Ibizan, Issue 878, April 2018
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The Guide ... TRANSPORT & STORAGE
Directory Emergencies Fire
112
Local Police
092
Guardia Civil (Police)
091
Ib-Salud
061
British Consulate
902109356
Police
971301100 971340502
Guardia Civil Sta. Eularia
971330227
Guardia Civil San Joan
971333005
Local Police Sta. Eulalia
971330841
Local Police San Jose
971800261
Local Police San Antonio
971340830
Medical
VETERINARY
INSURANCE
Guardia Civil Eivissa Guardia Civil San Antonio
Medical Centres.
Information & Online appointments http://bit.ly/ibizandoctor
Pharmacies.
For Details Including Out Of Hours www.COFIB.es
Alcoholics Anonymous
616088883
Narcotics Anonymous
902114147
Homeless Shelter
971190966
Doctor Nurse (ATS) Home Visit
971399977
Ambulances
971399977
Rosario Clinic
971301916
Del Mar Red Cross Clinic
971191212
Can Misses Hospital
971397000
Transport Airport (information)
971809000
Iberia/Air Nostrum
902400500
Air Europa
902401501
Ryanair Easyjet
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www.santantoni.net (+34) 971 340 111 fax: (+34) 971 344 175 Ayuntamiento de Sant Josep de sa Talaia
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(+34) 971 800 125 Fax: (+34) 971 800 221 Ayuntamiento de Sant Joan de Labritja c/ de l’Ajuntament, 4,
www.sant-joan.com (+34) 971 333 003 Fax: (+34) 971 333 117 Ayuntamiento de Santa Eulàlia del Riu Plaça d’Espanya, 1,
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www.formentera.es (+34) 971 321 087
+44 8712460011
11899
British Airways
902111333
Norwegian Airways
902484080
Transmediterranea
902454645
Balearia
902160180
Mediterranea Pitiusa
971322443
Services
Locum Chaplain
971343383
Teatro España (Cinema)
971332519
Motor Vehicle ITV (MOT)
971195906
Aqualia (breakdowns)
902136013
Aqualia (customer care)
902186018
Endesa (customer care)
902530053
Endesa (elec breakdowns)
902534902
Town Halls Consell Insular
971195900
Ibiza Town Hall
971397500
San Antonio Town Hall
971340111
Santa Eulalia Town Hall
971332800
San Jose Town Hall
971800125
San Juan Town Hall
971333003
Taxis Taxi Stop San Antonio
971340074
Airport Taxi Stop
971800080
Radio Taxi Ibiza
971398483
Radio Taxi San Antonio
971343764
Taxi Santa Eulalia/San Juan
971333333
Formentera Town Hall
971322034
Medical Centre
971322369
Guardia Civil
971322022
Municipal Police
971322201
Taxis
971322016
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