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Nicki Brunner

Saint Louis Park, United States

"when you have a son - you only need to worry about the actions of one penis. when you have a girl you have to worry about millions. consider yourself blessed." ~Andrew Doughty i like to play guitar hero with my husband and eat salads with my friends at crowded karaoke bars. i hate when people don't say "bless you" when you sneeze. i walk my dog every day at lunch. i don't like the doctors office, questionable fruit, heavy metal, comic sans, and those stuffed dogs that have large heads and tiny bodies (shudder). i wish i could run long distances like my tall siblings. i would starve if meals didnt' come in bags and boxes. i like diet pop...so take that! i love working with one of my best friends. i worry about virtually everyone in my life. i enjoy a good spooning, an occasional chick flick, and toeing the line. i've been told i'm sarcastic, which is just another word for truthful. i like to get dressed in the morning. it helps me determine my mood for the day.

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