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ALYA’S AFFAIR IS REVEALED, BUT HOW WILL GARY REACT?

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RICH

EAMONN AND RUTH SEE HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES

BOBBIES ON

THE BEACH SEASIDE POLICE DRAMA IN CUFFS

MONSTROUS

FUN

ACTION-PACKED DRAMA IN JEKYLL AND HYDE

Email us: hottv@dailystar.co.uk Find us on Twitter: @TVhotness THIS WEEK’S Get your pom-poms out, grab a hotdog and settle in to watch some very big men running straight into each other. Yes, the NFL is back in Britain. The game that Americans like to call “football” is at Wembley once again, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are looking to make it third time lucky in London. The Jaguars have lost in both of their previous trips here, so can they ﬁnally beat the curse and beat the Buffalo Bills? You’ve got all afternoon to ﬁnd out on BBC2 and Sky is even showing the game as part of a 24-hour NFL marathon! ■ Jacksonville Jaguars v Buffalo Bills, Sunday, 1pm, BBC2 & 12.30pm, Sky Sports 3

HOT PICKS

NFL LIVE

PROFESSOR GREEN: SUICIDE AND ME

THE AFFAIR

CLASS OF 92: OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE

You’ll know him better for rapping or for being Mr Millie Mackintosh, but Professor Green gets personal in this touching documentary. Talking about his father’s suicide, he asks why suicide is the biggest killer of British men under 45. ■ Tuesday, 9pm, BBC3

The US drama returns for a second series this week, and, instead of seeing an affair through the eyes of the two lovers, we see what their partners think of it all. Dominic West, Ruth Wilson, Maura Tierney and Joshua Jackson star. ■ Wednesday, 9pm, Sky Atlantic

You’d think that former Manchester United stars Ryan Giggs, Phil and Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt might rest post-retirement. But this shows they’re still involved in the game after buying lowly Salford FC. Can they work their magic? ■ Thursday, 9pm, BBC1

The omnipresent Ed Sheeran presents these awards from Milan and he’s joined by plenty of other top acts performing on the night. Pharrell Williams and Ellie Goulding are just two of the big names, so get ready for a big glitzy evening of pop stars in their best suits and frocks. ■ Sunday, 9pm, Channel 5

No, you’re not imagining it, Hollywood A-lister Sigourney Weaver really is guest starring in this episode of Cornish doctor drama, Doc Martin. She plays an American tourist seeking help from Mr Martin, but, after a failed date night with Louisa, it’s the least of the doc’s worries! ■ Monday, 9pm, ITV

MTV EUROPEAN MUSIC AWARDS 2015

CATASTROPHE One of the funniest sitcoms of recent times returns for a second series, and Sharon and Rob now have a baby to look after. We’re guessing there will still be plenty of fun, though, and we’ll be watching every second. ■ Tuesday, 10pm, Channel 4

DOC MARTIN

CONTENTS 4 HIGHLIGHTS 7 SOAPS 9 MOVIES & SPORT 11 TV LISTINGS 28 COMPETITION 30 HOROSCOPES Star Supplement Magazines Editor: Dominique Ayling TV Editor: Tom Atkinson Deputy TV Editor: John Marrs Art Editor: Lee Dalgleish Supplements Picture Editor: Karen Vowles Deputy Picture Editor: Sara Lofthouse Junior Picture Researcher: Laura Martindale Sub-Editors: Richard Trenchard, Julia Ray, Neil Porter

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Tom Bateman plays Jekyll and Hyde

Richard E Grant plays the head of MIO

NOWHERE TO HYDE

CHARLIE HIGSON TELLS HOT TV WHY HE HAD TO DO JEKYLL AND HYDE HIS WAY

ver since it was published in 1886, Robert Louis Stevenson’s The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde has fascinated readers. The classic novel has been transformed into all kinds of other tales, from TV to ﬁlm, and, this week, it gets another makeover. This time, the action takes place in 1930s London as the newlyarrived Robert Jekyll ﬁnds himself facing all kinds of amazing enemies as he discovers his true identity. Charlie Higson, star of The Fast Show and bestselling author, is the man who’s created the new Jekyll and Hyde universe, and he sat down for a chat with Hot TV to tell us all about what’s changed, and why it’s going to have you hooked…

WHERE DO WE START WITH THIS JEKYLL AND HYDE STORY? It is about the original Dr Jekyll’s grandson. It is set in the 1930s and it starts in Ceylon, as it was then, now

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Sri Lanka, where Dr Jekyll, who is in his mid-20s, has been brought up by an Indian foster family. He knows nothing about his real family or his past. He is a newly-qualiﬁed doctor and weird things start happening to him. Things erupt from his past and from himself, and he is called to England to settle the estate of his grandfather. This series is about him learning about the past and why he is like he is, because he starts changing in ways that he doesn’t understand.

WHAT HAVE YOU CHANGED FROM THE ORIGINAL BOOK? The big thing I have had to change from the book is the idea that his change is a genetically inherited trait. WHAT IS OUR HERO UP AGAINST? I have created a whole Jekyll and Hyde world, so there is a secretive government organisation called MIO, Military Intelligence Other, run by Richard E Grant’s character, Mr

Bulstrode. Ranged against them is Tenebray, which is an organisation of monsters, although some of them look human. Both organisations want him to work for them because he could go either way. He is trying to keep out of the clutches of both and steer a middle ground. That is the tension of the first series, the fight for Jekyll and Hyde’s soul. WAS IT DAUNTING TO WORK ON SUCH A CLASSIC? Not really, because although everyone knows the story and the idea and can talk about Jekyll and Hyde, these days very few people have read it. HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR DR JEKYLL? In any series it is hard to get your central character, but this is two central characters! It is a tricky role because you have to convincingly play both sides of the character. We’re very good at doing effete young men, that sort of nicely spoken Hugh Grant figure, but we don’t do

tough guys. We were lucky to ﬁnd Tom Bateman who could effortlessly switch between the two. He can be very physical and aggressive and take over a room, but he is also able to do physically soft and repressed.

AND HOW DOES HE TURN INTO THE MONSTER? We had a lot of discussions on what we’d do with the transformation. I’m very aware that a lot of people will be tuning into the ﬁrst episode because they want to see what he looks like when he turns into a monster. But this is a 10-hour series where he is Hyde for a lot of the time. I knew from the start that we didn’t want him to look like a monster – he has to pass for a human being. We don’t want to saddle him with huge fangs and sprouting hair. It had to be done by the actor as a performance thing. You get both, the classic Hugh Grant type that appeals to some women, and the bad boy type, so we have got all bases covered. ■ Jekyll And Hyde, Sunday, 6.30pm, ITV

The Brighton bobbies of Cuffs

LIFE’S A BEACH NEW DRAMA CUFFS FOLLOWS THE FORTUNES OF BOBBIES IN BRIGHTON

There’s no shortage of real-life police documentaries on TV, and anyone who’s seen them will know that life is always stranger than ﬁction. New eight-part drama Cuffs is giving that idea a run for its money though, because the plot follows a bunch of Brighton bobbies caught up in incidents ranging from a booby-trapped cannabis farm in a suburban semi to naturists

ﬁghting on the beach. Ashley Walters stars as PC Ryan Draper, and he says that there’s more to his character than meets the eye. “He’s a single dad, a father of two,” says Ashley. “He’s got a daughter and a son. He has an army background, and he’s a very regimented guy. “He’s very focused and he tries to do everything by the book. Anyone that puts so much energy into that sort of lifestyle

has cracks somewhere. Gradually over the series, you get to understand what those cracks are and what makes him tick.” The drama follows the working lives of the coppers, but also lets you see what they get up to off-duty. Ashley, though, admits that he was most excited to be part of the chase scenes! “I don’t know whether I’ve had one speciﬁc scene that I’ve loved over others,

but I’d say that I’m enjoying the action,” he admits. “As soon as I get in that police car and ﬂoor it, it becomes a different world. I feel like a kid with a new toy. “When it gets to the action, to the force of playing that policeman who is out to get his criminal, you forget about the acting and enjoy the fun of it all.” ■ Cuffs, Wednesday, 8pm, BBC1

THE RICH LIST EAMONN AND RUTH MEET SOME OF THE WORLD’S WEALTHIEST PEOPLE

We’re used to seeing TV couple Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford presenting This Morning, but, this week, they’re doing something slightly more glamorous. Eamonn & Ruth: How The Other Half Live is a brand new six-part documentary series, and, from Ibiza to Moscow, they’re meeting people with lots and lots of money. With exclusive access to this privileged world, the couple will be able to get a taste of a super-rich lifestyle most of us will never experience, and Ruth says she can’t wait! “We all wonder sometimes what life would be like if we were really, really rich,” she admits. “We dream about what we’d buy and how we’d live if money was no object. If you fantasise about owning a private jet, an enormous house, fast cars and expensive jewellery, this is the show for you.” Whether they’re learning why Ibiza is the place to be for the worryingly wealthy, or they’re taking a private jet to Moscow for a party, Eamonn and Ruth will ﬁnd out if money makes you happy, and Eamonn reveals it was a real eye-opener for him. “We thought we knew what wealth was – but

we had no idea,” he says. “There is a lot more of it about than you think and the real journey in this series is joining us to watch in awe as to what people spend it on.” ■ Eamonn & Ruth: How The Other Half Lives, Tuesday, 9pm, Channel 5 Just how much can be spent in a bridal store?

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THIS WEEK’S SOAPS GUILTY ALYA OWNS UP TO CHEATING ON POOR GARY The pressure is mounting on Alya this week as her family pull out all the stops to welcome Gary as their future son-in-law. On Monday, Sharif and Yasmeen call at the Windasses’ to announce they’d like to make Gary a partner in the family business at the gym. They also invite Gary for dinner at No.6 with Alya, Anna and Zeedan to celebrate the new job, and while everyone else is delighted, Alya’s guilt is beginning to get the better of her. Then, when Izzy and Eva ask Alya about her wedding plans at the factory, it all gets too much and Alya runs out. However, she can’t escape the wedding preparations at home, where Yasmeen shows Alya her mother’s wedding dress, asking if she’d like to wear it when she marries Gary. Alya finally admits to Sinead that she can only marry Gary if she tells him the truth about her one-night stand with Jason. Meanwhile, Gary has already told Jason that he’ll have to quit his job to take up his new role at the gym, and, when he tells Alya that he’s not only signed the contract at the gym but also asked Jason to be his best man, Alya snaps. She takes Gary to No.6 and tells him that she has had sex with someone else, but says that it was a terrible mistake and that she really loves Gary. Yasmeen, Sharif and Zeedan come home to find Alya in tears and Gary tells them what she has done and her family are horrified. But Gary still doesn’t know that Jason is the man in question and he accuses Aidan of sleeping with Alya. Will Jason admit his guilt too?

EASTENDERS

MON, TUES, THURS, FRI, BBC1

Will Alya tell Gary the truth about her and Jason?

CORONATION STREET MON, WEDS, THUR, FRI, ITV

Sharif and Yasmeen have a proposal for Gary

Aidan gives Alya a shoulder to cry on

Phil’s in hospital

PHIL’S TIGHT-LIPPED AFTER A BATTERING After last week’s shocking blood-soaked discovery and conﬁrmation from DCI Marsden that the blood was Phil’s, Ben forces Kathy to tell Jay what is going on. Just as Sharon is taking it in, Phil returns home in a terrible state, but refuses to say what has happened with Gavin before he collapses and is rushed to hospital. Once Phil is being taken care of, he still won’t speak to Marsden and forces Kathy to leave. Even when he returns home, Phil is remaining tight-lipped. Then, on Halloween, the Gavin situation takes a terrifying turn for all involved! Elsewhere, Martin makes a unique proposal to Stacey. Shortly afterwards, Stacey is electrocuted by a faulty fuse and rushed to hospital, but will both mum and baby be OK? Also, Kush learns something about Shabnam’s desire for a quick wedding that makes him want to call it off.

EMMERDALE MON-THURS, ITV

Ross gives Pete a battering

ROSS DEMANDS PETE COMMITS SUICIDE Those warring Barton brothers are at it again this week when Pete opens his caravan door only to be knocked unconscious by Ross with a baseball bat. When Pete wakes up, he’s hanging from a high viaduct by a winch with Ross in control. Ross tells his brother that he wants him to send a suicide message to James then jump off the viaduct and, with both men emotionally unstable, Pete starts typing the message. Will Ross really force his brother into taking his own life? Elsewhere, Jai is given his marching orders by Rishi when his bad behaviour causes a walk-out at the factory and while he agrees to go, he feels betrayed and spirals out of control. Also, a drunk Belle stumbles out of the village’s Halloween party to head home. But Lachlan, who has been kicked out of the party, follows her. What will Lachlan do?

HOLLYOAKS

WEEKDAYS, CHANNEL 4

Gary reveals Alya’s secret to her family

The Nightingale family arrives

NEW GIRL ELLIE MAKES AN IMPRESSION There’s fresh meat in Hollyoaks this week as the Nightingale family arrive in town. Mac, Ellie, Nathan, Alfie and Nathan’s fiancé, Rachel are taking over at The Dog, and they make quite an entrance when Mac’s gorgeous daughter Ellie leaves Darren so flustered he sprays her with champagne. Meanwhile, Mac reveals that he used to live in Hollyoaks and we hear his tales of life at the pub before Tony recognises him and offers to take the family on a tour of the area. Before long, Mac’s partner, Neeta, arrives at The Dog only to be intercepted by Ellie, who is desperate to send her packing. What is going on? Rachel confronts Ellie when she finds a letter that Neeta had written for Mac ripped up and Ellie makes up a dangerous lie. Ellie then rounds off her week by spending the night partying with Lockie!

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HOT FILMS DR SEUSS’ THE LORAX

Sunday, 3.45pm, Channel 4

You can’t go wrong with a Dr Seuss story, and this one tells the tale of the Lorax, guardian of a mythical forest. It’s brilliant animated fun, and with the voices of Taylor Swift and Zac Efron among others, it’s a star-studded affair. ★★★

THE FOURTH KIND

Saturday, 1.05am, Channel 4 Milla Jovovich plays a psychiatrist interviewing patients who suffer from terrible nightmares in this sci-ﬁ horror. Hypnosis reveals that the unfortunate souls may have been abducted by aliens – and the experiment isn’t over yet! ★★★

KING ARTHUR

Thursday, 10pm, Channel 5 Clive Owen stars as Arthur with Ray Winstone and Mads Mikkelsen among his knights in this re-telling of the classic myth. Here, Arthur is a Roman soldier who teams up with native Britons led by Keira Knightley to ﬁght the Saxons in an exciting swashbuckler. ★★★★

Jermain Defoe

STOKER

Friday, 9pm, Film4 Prison Break star Wentworth Miller wrote this quirky tale of a dysfunctional family. Mia Wasikowska plays India, whose father dies, leaving her with her oddball mum, Nicole Kidman. But when her dad’s brother, Matthew Goode, turns up, things get very dark indeed! ★★★★

Sergio Aguero

Jürgen Klopp

BIRDMAN

Friday, 10.10pm, Sky Movies Premiere Michael Keaton is on top selfparodying form in this comedy drama, playing an actor best known for playing a superhero. He tries to reinvent himself with a serious theatre role, roping in star Edward Norton. Inventive and funny. ★★★★★

SPORT

SUNDERLAND V NEWCASTLE

MAN UNITED V MAN CITY

LIVERPOOL V SOUTHAMPTON

Big Sam Allardyce takes charge of his ﬁrst home match since taking over at Sunderland – and he’s got the perfect chance to become an instant hit at the Stadium of Light. Both sides are struggling towards the bottom of the table, but Sunderland have had by far the best of the derby clashes recently, winning the last ﬁve against Newcastle. Former England gaffer Steve “wally with the brolly” McClaren has had a shocker since taking over at the Magpies. Could it be a repeat of last season’s game, when Jermain Defoe hit the winner for Sunderland?

In the second big derby of the day, the Manchester clubs lock horns for the ﬁrst time this season. There’s little daylight between the sides in the league and both will want to capitalise on Chelsea’s poor form. United enjoyed a 4-2 win over their rivals last season, but they were on the back foot when striker Sergio Aguero put City in front after just eight minutes. Ashley Young levelled and Marouane Fellaini put United 2-1 up before half time. Juan Mata and Chris Smalling put the game beyond doubt with Aguero adding a late consolation goal.

Jürgen Klopp takes his seat in the Anfield dugout for the first time since his arrival in the Premier League and comes up against the experienced Ronald Koeman. Just three wins in eight matches saw Brendan Rodgers axed and now Liverpool face a Saints side who ran riot in their last away fixture, beating champions Chelsea 3-1 at Stamford Bridge. The home fans, though, will be desperate for the former Borussia Dortmund boss to hit the ground running. What chants will the Kop have ready for Klopp?

SUNDAY, SKY SPORTS 1, 12NOON

PREMIER LEAGUE

SUNDAY, SKY SPORTS 1, 2.05PM

PREMIER LEAGUE

SUNDAY, SKY SPORTS 1, 4.15PM

PREMIER LEAGUE

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BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts. A glimpse of the chef off duty at home in his own kitchen. (R) 12.00 BBC News, Weather 12.10 Football Focus. Dan Walker and guests look ahead to the weekend’s football. 12.50 Saturday Sportsday. A look ahead at the day’s events. 1.00 Bargain Hunt. Antiques in Marlborough, Wiltshire, and Hungerford in Berkshire. (R) 2.00 Homes Under the Hammer. Properties in Shropshire, London and Scotland. (R) 3.00 Escape to the Country. A look back at two searches in Oxfordshire. 4.00 Final Score 5.30 BBC News 5.40 Local News, Weather 5.45-6.35 Pointless Celebrities. Quiz show.

BBC2

5.55 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 6.40 FILM: The Magic Box (1951) 8.25 FILM: Angels One Five (1953) 10.00 Animal Park (R) 11.00 Animal SOS (R) 11.30 Animal SOS (R) 12.00 The Great British

Bake Off – Masterclass. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry give baking tutorials. (R) 1.00 Hollywood Actresses Talking Pictures. Profiles of the legendary leading ladies of Hollywood. 1.50 FILM: Gypsy (1962) Musical about striptease artist Gypsy Rose Lee, following her relationship with her ambitious mother. Starring Rosalind Russell and Natalie Wood. 4.10 Earth’s Wildest Waters: The Big Fish. The seven contestants head for Cuba. (R) 5.10-6.10 World’s Weirdest Events. The secrets behind a flame-filled firenado. (R)

ITV

6.00 CITV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show

USA. The host takes his successful talk show stateside. (R) 10.15 Countrywise. Ben Fogle meets farmers finding love online. (R) 10.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. (R) 11.50 ITV News, Weather 11.55 Downton Abbey. Neville Chamberlain visits Downton. (R) 1.00 The X Factor. The Six Chair Challenge comes to a climax, as each judge must decide on the final six acts to go through to the live shows. (R) 3.00-6.30 Rugby World Cup. Coverage of the first semi-final (Kick-off 4.00pm), which takes place at Twickenham. The stakes are high as a place in the showpiece game next Saturday awaits one of the teams. Subsequent programmes are subject to change.

Channel 4 Channel 5

6.10 How I Met Your Mother (R) 6.35 How I Met Your Mother (R) 7.00 The Grid 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 Frasier (R) 10.00 The Big Bang

Theory. Leonard and Penny argue about money. 10.25 The Big Bang Theory. Guest starring Billy Bob Thornton. 10.55 Come Dine with Me (R) 11.25 Come Dine with Me (R) 11.55 Come Dine with Me (R) 12.25 Come Dine with Me (R) 12.55 Come Dine with Me (R) 1.30 Channel 4 Racing. Live coverage of races from Doncaster, Cheltenham and Newbury. 4.05 Couples Come Dine with Me. Three couples from Berkshire compete to win the £1,000 prize. (R) 4.55 Couples Come Dine with Me. Three pairs of partners in Berkshire take part. (R) 5.40-6.05 Channel 4 News

6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The team discover April’s mother. 10.35 Cowboy Builders. Helping a Brighton woman fix her multiple DIY disasters. (R) 11.35 Cowboy Builders (R) 12.30 FILM: Paper Angels (2014) A woman leaves her alcoholic husband and moves to another town, where fresh hope arrives via a Salvation Army programme. Festive drama, with Josie Bissett and Matthew Settle. 2.15 FILM: Columbo: A Case of Immunity (1975) Detective drama, starring Peter Falk and Hector Elizondo. 3.45 FILM: Columbo: A Deadly State of Mind (1975) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk. 5.10-6.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (R)

6.05 Location, Location, Location

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6.10 Flog It! PICK 6.35 Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present another round of pro-celebrity ballroom action as the celebrity hoofers who upset the judges in earlier editions try to do better while those who have shown early promise aim to climb further up the leaderboard.The judges are the ones to impress as the hopefuls perform a mixture of routines. See Ones To Watch.

8.20 Doctor Who The Time Lord arrives in 17th Century L ondon on the trail of an alien artefact, ending up face to face with a deadly highwayman.

9.10 Casualty

Nurse Jacob manages to persuade a harassed teacher to accept help, but he needs to take his own advice. Starring William Beck and William Beck.

10.00 National Lottery Live 10.10 BBC News, Weather

10 10.30 Match of the Day 11

Gary Lineker presents highlights of the latest top-ﬂight matches, including Arsenal v Everton at the Emirates Stadium and West Ham United v Chelsea at Upton Park. Followed by National Lottery Update.

11.50 The Apprentice

The candidates are tasked with ﬁnding nine items for the best possible price in a test of their negotiation skills. (R) 12.55-6.00 BBC News. Catch up with the latest headlines.

Mark Stacey and Adam Partridge search for antiques in Bangor, North Wales, and Paul Martin hears Lord Anglesey’s memories of Rex Whistler. (R)

6.30 Local News, Weather 6.40 ITV News, Weather

Revisiting two couples – Chris and Nicola from Hastings and Trudi and Steve from Edinburgh – who were looking to ﬁnd their ideal homes nine years ago. (R)

7.00 Gardeners’ World

7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special

7.00 Grand Designs

Monty Don takes stock of his year at Longmeadow. (R)

New series. Fiona Bruce, Rick Edwards, Kate Humble and Joe Swash try to win thousands of pounds for charity by outwitting a trivia expert. Bradley Walsh hosts.

Kevin McCloud follows the progress of Stephen Yeoman and Anita Findlay, who want to build a cutting-edge, postindustrial house in the beautiful area of South Downs. (R)

PICK 8.00 The X Factor

8.00 The Sex Change Spitﬁre Ace

7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo travels the Habsburg imperial line from Vienna across the impressive Semmering Pass, a railway line blasted through the Alps, as he make his way to Trieste. (R)

8.30 Dad’s Army Captain Mainwaring’s men acquire a boat. Last in the series.

9.00 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts, with guests Sheila Hancock, Jimmy Carr and Jeremy Clarkson.

9.45 Formula 1: US Grand Prix – Qualifying Highlights Suzi Perry presents the key moments from the battle for pole position in the 16th round of the campaign, held at the Circuit of the Americas in Austin, Texas. Commentary by Ben Edwards and David Coulthard.

11.00 Top Coppers Mahogany and Rust aim to win the Golden Doughnut prize. (R)

FILM 11.30 The Quiet American (2002) As war breaks out in 1950s Vietnam, a British journalist strikes up a friendship with an American aid worker. Drama, starring Brendan Fraser. 1.00 FILM: The Night of the Generals

(1967) World War Two mystery. 2.20-6.00 (GMT) This Is BBC Two

Olly Murs and Caroline Flack present the next stage of the talent show, as the 24 acts to make it into the four categories – Overs, Groups, Girls and Boys – complete their training in the judges’ house and return to the London studio to perform once again in the hope of impressing the judges and the public. At the end of the show, half the acts featured will be eliminated from the contest. See Ones To Watch.

This Secret History documentary tells the story of the unique relationship between two of the most remarkable pioneers of the 20th century – Michael Dillon and Roberta Cowell.

10.25 The Jonathan Ross Show

11.30 ITV News, Weather 11.45 Rugby World Cup Highlights Action from the opening semi-ﬁnal, which took place at Twickenham. 12.30 ITV Changed My Life. How ITV

programmes have shaped the destinies of ordinary people. (R) 1.25 Jackpot247 3.00 (GMT) Show Me the Telly (R) 3.50-6.00 ITV Nightscreen

7.05 Psycho Pussies: When Cats Attack Documentary using online clips and personal accounts to explore the dangerous side of the domestic feline, drawing parallels between big cats and their tame cousins.

8.05 5 News Weekend 8.10 The Gadget Show Jon Bentley reveals which tech can help keep car insurance costs low and there is a look at next-generation TVs. (R)

9.00 It Was Alright in the 1980s

9.00 Football League Tonight

Matt Lucas narrates another look back at TV shows from past decades, revisiting the time of revolution on the small screen in the 1980s. This edition focuses on the concept of fear.

Kelly Cates and George Riley present highlights of the weekend’s matches, including Blackburn v Burnley and Rotherham v Sheffield Wednesday in the Championship. Plus, Peterborough v Doncaster in League One. Includes The Health Lottery draw at 9.55pm.

10.00 Gogglebox Martin Clunes joins the host to discuss the latest series of long-running drama Doc Martin, and actor Nick Frost talks about the release of his autobiography, Truths, Half Truths & Little White Lies.

6.10 Now That’s Funny! A collection of internet-sourced videos with a family-friendly hook, featuring people who crash weddings, sporting fails and science experiments.

Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas. Narrated by Caroline Aherne. (R)

11.05 TFI Friday Chris Evans hosts the lively entertainment show. The week’s guests include singer Justin Bieber, actress Dawn French, hip hop stars Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, actor Nicholas Hoult and synthpop duo Hurts. (R) 12.10 Fargo (R) 1.05 FILM: The Fourth Kind (2009) Sci-fi horror. 1.40 (GMT) Alan Carr: Chatty Man (R) 2.35 Hollyoaks (R) 4.50 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites (R) 4.55 River Cottage Bites (R) 5.05-6.00 Fifteen to One. Quiz show. (R)

FILM 10.25 The Fifth Element

(1997) In the 23rd Century, the world faces destruction from a seemingly unstoppable force of pure evil. Meanwhile, a New York cab driver encounters a mysterious woman destined to save the Earth from its fate, and has to protect her from a scheming arms dealer and a horde of alien mercenaries. Luc Besson’s sci-ﬁ adventure, starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich and Gary Oldman. 12.50 S tar Trek: The True Story (R) 1.40 SuperCasino 3.10 (GMT) Gift of Life (R) 4.00 Secrets of the Scammers (R) 4.55 Make It Big (R) 5.45 Angels of Jarm (R) 5.50-6.00 Angels of Jarm (R)

UTV IRELAND 8.30 Guess This House 9.30 May the Best House Win 10.30 Countrywise 10.55 Friday Night Sport 11.30 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 12.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 1.30 Emmerdale 4.55 The Pulse 5.00 Eternal Glory 6.00 Surprise Surprise 7.00 The Chase 8.00 The Cube 9.00 The Driver 10.25 The Jonathan Ross Show 11.30 Play to the Whistle 12.15 FILM: Brooklyn Rules (2007) BBC1 N IRELAND 5.00 Final Score from Northern Ireland BBC1 SCOTLAND 4.00 Sportscene BBC2 N IRELAND 12.00 The Conference 4.10 The Great British Bake Off – Masterclass 5.10 Great Continental Railway Journeys 7.30 Real Lives Reunited 8.00 Brave New World Canada 9.45 The Commute 10.15 Formula 1: US Grand Prix BBC2 SCOTLAND 1.50 Shinty Hurling 9.00 The Face of Britain 10.00 Formula 1: US Grand Prix 11.15 QI XL 12.00 FILM: The Quiet American (2002) RTE1 8.35 Home Improvement 9.05 ’Allo ’Allo! 9.45 Robin Hood 10.40 Nationwide 11.10 My Kitchen Rules 12.10 MasterChef Ireland 1.10 News 1.20 Operation Grand Canyon with Dan Snow 2.20 Expedition New Guinea 3.25 Mayday 4.20 Natural World 5.30 Only Fools and Horses 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 6.35 FILM: Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 8.30 Winning Streak 9.30 News 10.00 The Ray D’Arcy Show 11.20 Clean Break 12.30 FILM: Extreme Measures (1996) S4C 6.00 Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh Sadwrn 10.00 Tag 10.45 Ar y Dibyn 11.45 Doctor Doctor 12.15 Cefn Gwlad 12.45 Ffermio 1.15 Clwb Rygbi 3.30 Cwpan Rygbi’r Byd 2015 6.30 Yr Wyddfa a’i Chriw 7.00 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7.15 Noson Lawen 8.15 Caryl o’r ’Steddfod 9.45 Lan a Lawr 10.15 Jonathan: Cwpan Rygbi’r Byd 2015 11.15 Neb yn Gwybod Dim Byd

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Scrubs 9.30 Scrubs 9.55 Scrubs 10.25 Scrubs 10.55 Scrubs 11.25 Scrubs 11.50 Scrubs 12.20 Scrubs 12.45 Scrubs 1.15 Scrubs 1.40 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 2.45 FILM: Around the World in 80 Days (2004) 5.05 FILM: Dirty Dancing (1987) 7.05 FILM: The Time Machine (2002) 9.00 FILM: Scream 4 (2011) 11.10 FILM: From Hell (2001) 1.30 41 Dogs in a 3-Bed Semi 1.30 (GMT) Ridiculousness 2.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 Teleshopping 12.00 FILM: Tall Man Riding (1955) 1.40 FILM: Memphis Belle (1990) 3.50 FILM: Fighter Attack (1953) 5.30 FILM: Columbo: Old Fashioned Murder (1976) 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. An ex-marine is suspected of murdering a businessman in Iraq. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55 Access 1.00 SuperCasino 3.00 (GMT) Teleshopping

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6.10 Emmerdale 9.20 The X Factor 11.25 Coronation Street 2.00 Tricked 3.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 4.00 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! 4.35 FILM: Happy Feet (2006) 6.40 FILM: Lost in Space (1998) 9.20 James Bondâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Spectre â&#x20AC;&#x201C; With Jonathan Ross 10.25 The Xtra Factor 11.25 Celebrity Juice 12.10 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 1.10 Tricked 1.05 FILM: (GMT) Cirque du Freak: The Vampireâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Assistant (2009) 3.55 Teleshopping

ITV2

6.00 Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? 7.00 Glee 8.00 Game Changers 8.30 Football Freestyler 9.00 The Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00 The F1 Show 1.00 Modern Family 3.00 Futurama 5.00 The Flash 6.00 Modern Family 7.00 The Simpsons 8.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life 10.00 You, Me and the Apocalypse 11.00 A League of Their Own 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 The Force: Manchester 1.00 (GMT) The Force: Manchester 2.00 Legends

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6.00 The Guest Wing 7.00 Seinfeld 10.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 1.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 2.00 David Attenboroughâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Kingdom of Plants 3.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Without a Trace 9.00 FILM: Appaloosa (2008) Western, starring Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen. 11.15 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 11.50 Entourage 1.05 (GMT) Curb Your Enthusiasm 2.30 Seinfeld 3.00 Seinfeld 3.30 Seinfeld 4.00 Seinfeld

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7.00 Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson drives the Jaguar F-Type. 8.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride. A romantic groom plans a hot air balloon wedding. 9.00 Russell Howardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Good News 9.30 Russell Howardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Good News 10.00 FILM: I Know

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What You Did Last Summer (1997) Horror, starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. 11.40 Family Guy 1.50 Asian Provocateur 1.20 (GMT) Russell Howardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Good News 2.20 The Fear 2.50 Great TV Mistakes 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 The Real A&E 9.00 Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d Be a Billionaire 1.00 Greyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Anatomy 2.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4.00 Border Security: Canadaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Front Line 6.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 Criminal Minds 1.00 The Blacklist 1.50 Elementary 1.40 (GMT) The Real A&E 2.30 The Real A&E 3.20 UK Border Force 4.10 UK Border Force 5.00 Emergency Abroad

SKY LIVING

6.00 Cribs 6.20 The City 9.00 Say It in Song 10.00 Sofa Saturday: TM Weekend Takeover 12.00 Sofa Saturday: TM Weekend Takeover 2.00 Sofa Saturday: TM Weekend Takeover 4.00 Sofa Saturday: TM Weekend Takeover 6.00 Sofa Saturday: TM Weekend Takeover 8.00 Sofa Saturday: TM Weekend Takeover 9.30 Catfish: Anatomy of Catfish 10.00 Geordie Shore 11.00 Are You the One? 1.00 (GMT) Snooki & JWoww

The X Factor 8pm, ITV Following the low-budget party game that is the Six Chair Challenge, The X Factor shuffles off to the judgesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; houses round, and, this year, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all live! Oh, actually, no it isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. The bigwigs had originally wanted the auditions to be shown in all their tearful, a cappella twiddly bits glory when the series was being revamped, but that idea has been ditched. Why? Well, apparently â&#x20AC;&#x153;logistical and technical reasonsâ&#x20AC;? would have made a live broadcast impossible. They also said that the weather might not be up to much, it would have been really expensive and Simon might have

been all grumpy. What weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve ended up with instead is pre-recorded auditions at the judgesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; dwellings then a live show where the singers will ďŹ nd out whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s made it through in front of their friends and family. Oh, and several million viewers too. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a bit of a shambles really, and it makes us question the whole thing. What will they tell us next, that these empty-looking luxury mansions completely lacking in personal possessions arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even the judgesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; actual homes? Still, after Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s second show weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll know whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in the ďŹ nal, so itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got to be done. ++++,

MTV

11.00 The Rare Breed (1966) 1.00 Mirror Mirror FILM4 (2012) 3.15 Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief (2010) 5.45 Australia (2008) Romantic drama, starring Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman. 9.00 Faster (2010) Action adventure, with Dwayne Johnson. 10.55 Spring Breakers (2012) Drama, starring James Franco. 12.45 The Reef (2010) Thriller, with Damian Walshe-Howling. 1.25 (GMT) Inferno (1980) Horror, starring Leigh McCloskey. 6.00 Teleshopping 8.30 The Key of David 9.00 NCIS 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 The High Chaparral 3.00 The High Chaparral 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 Bonanza 8.00 SOF: Special Ops Force 9.00 NCIS 10.00 NCIS 11.05 Bad Girls 12.10 Bad Girls 1.15 (GMT) Bad Girls 2.15 FILM: Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman (1999) Western, starring Jane Seymour. 3.55 SOF: Special Ops Force 4.40 The Defenders 5.25 Bonanza

CBS ACTION

6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Rapid Response 10.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Dog and Beth: On the Hunt 5.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 7.00 Unsolved Mysteries 8.00 Unsolved Mysteries 9.00 Crime Stories 10.00 Crime Stories. The case of Elizabeth Gatenby. 11.00 Crime Stories 12.00 Caught on Camera 1.00 Dog and Beth: On the Hunt 2.00 (GMT) Cops 2.30 Cops 2.55 Cops 3.20 Heir Hunters 4.05 Cheaters 4.45 Cheaters 5.30 Rapid Response

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6.00 (GMT) Breakfast 7.35 Match of the Day. Including highlights of Arsenal v Everton. (R) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15 Bargain Hunt. From Horncastle, Lincolnshire. (R) 1.00 BBC News, Weather 1.15 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 2.15 Autumn’s Supermarket Secrets. How major retailers source, make and move autumn produce. (R) 3.15 Escape to the Country. Properties in Powys, Wales. (R) 4.00 Points of View. Viewers’ comments. 4.15 Songs of Praise. A visit to Henry V’s chapel in Westminster Abbey. 4.50 DIY SOS: Homes for Veterans. The team creates a home for a veteran who is a triple amputee. (R) 5.50-6.05 BBC News

6.00 (GMT) Homes Under the Hammer. Exploring properties about to be auctioned. (R) 6.45 The Big Allotment Challenge (R) 7.45 Countryfile Autumn Special (R) 8.45 Gardeners’ World (R) 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 The Great British Bake Off – Masterclass. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry give baking tutorials. (R) 11.45 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip. Terry Wogan and Mason McQueen visit Dorchester in Dorset. (R) 12.15 MOTD2 Extra. With Mark Chapman. PICK 1.00 NFL Live. Jacksonville Jaguars v Buffalo Bills (Kick-off 1.30pm). See Ones To Watch. 5.00-6.00 The Railway: Keeping Britain on Track. The constant struggles involved in running the West Coast Main Line. (R)

6.05 BBC Local News, Weather

6.00 Britain’s Classroom Heroes 2015 Dan Snow presents an

6.15 Countryﬁle Matt Baker and Shauna Lowry explore North Wales, looking at mussel ﬁshing and a school that keeps chickens and bees. Adam Henson pays tribute to his father, who died recently.

7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman reveal whos is in the dance-off and veteran rocker Bryan Adams performs.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow

Fiona Bruce presents the show from Bolsover Castle in Derbyshire, where ﬁnds include illustrations for a Roald Dahl story and a miniature house used for training plumbers.

9.00 From Darkness

Claire’s confession leaves John devastated and she makes a desperate attempt to use Lucy’s obsession against her – but the plan places her own family in danger.

10.00 BBC News, Weather

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BBC2

10.20 Local News, Weather 10.30 Formula 1: US Grand Prix – Highlights Suzi Perry presents the key moments from the 16th round of the campaign, held at the Circuit of the Americas in Austin, Texas. Briton Lewis Hamilton won the Russian Grand Prix earlier this month to move within touching distance of his third world championship title. 12.00 FILM: Wake Wood (2010) A couple whose daughter has died move to a remote Irish village, having heard that the locals can perform a pagan rite to resurrect the dead – but only for three days. 2.30-6.00 BBC News. The main headlines.

awards ceremony from the Royal Opera House celebrating Britain’s best teachers. Featuring a performance of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

7.00 Caribbean with Simon Reeve The adventurer travels around the islands and mainland coast of the Caribbean Sea, beginning by visiting the Dominican Republic, Haiti and Puerto Rico. (R)

8.00 Earth’s Wildest Waters: The Big Fish Ben Fogle takes the contestants to Laos, where they must ﬁsh in the widest rapids in the world using bamboo poles and lines and cast netting from small wooden boats.

9.00 Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside the RAF The Red Arrow

ITV

6.00 (GMT) CITV: Bottom Knocker Street (R) 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street (R) 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (R) 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures. (R) 6.45 Signed Stories: Share a Story (R) 6.50 Sooty (R) 7.05 Fish Hooks 7.25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 7.45 Marvel Avengers Assemble 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go. Brains and Alan visit the Supreme Hadron Collider. 9.00 Horrible Science 9.25 FIA Formula E Championship. The Beijing ePrix. 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. (R) 11.25 ITV News, Weather 11.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 12.35 The X Factor. The 24 contestants are whittled down to 12. (R) 3.00-6.15 Rugby World Cup. Coverage of the second semi-final (kick-off 4.00pm).

who has never seen a tree learns the story of a creature who tried to stop the destruction of his forest home. Animated fantasy, with the voices of Danny DeVito and Zac Efron. 5.30-6.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. A retired couple look a properties in the Tampa Bay area in Florida.

6.15 Local News, Weather 6.20 ITV News, Weather 6.30 Jekyll and Hyde

6.30 Channel 4 News

New series. Fantasy adventure series inspired by Robert Louis Stevenson’s novel. The grandson of Dr Jekyll goes in search of his family’s mysterious past in the 1930s.

7.30 The X Factor Olly Murs and Caroline Flack present the next stage of the talent show, as the 24 acts to make it into the four categories – Overs, Groups, Girls and Boys – complete their training in the judges’ house and return to the London studio to perform once again in the hope of impressing the judges and the public.

PICK 9.00 Downton Abbey

pilots mark the end of an era and go through gruelling underwater training ahead of a display at Blackpool. However, high winds threaten to scupper the event.

Tensions between Violet and Cora come to a head as the house is opened to the public to raise money for the hospital. Baxter is thrown into turmoil by a letter. See Ones To Watch.

10.00 Match of the Day 2

10.00 ITV News, Weather

Mark Chapman reviews the latest Premier League action, including Manchester United v Manchester City at Old Trafford and Sunderland v Newcastle United at the Stadium of Light. This promised to be a special day for new Sunderland boss Sam Allardyce as he faced his old club.

11.20 Family Guy Quagmire marries a prostitute.

11.40 Family Guy Brian is visited by all of his exes. 12.00 FILM: Trishna (2011) Romantic drama inspired by Tess of the d’Ubervilles, starring Freida Pinto and Riz Ahmed. 1.50 Sign Zone: Countryfile Autumn Special (R) 2.45 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) 3.45-6.15 This Is BBC Two. Programme information.

Channel 4 Channel 5

10.15 Rugby World Cup Highlights Action from the concluding semi-ﬁnal at Twickenham, as the line-up for the ﬁnal was decided.

11.05 Premiership Rugby Union The best of the action from the second round of ﬁxtures, which included Gloucester v Saracens, Sale Sharks v Worcester and Northampton Saints v Newcastle Falcons. 12.05 River Monsters. Jeremy Wade travels to Florida following reports of fatal attacks in its waterways. (R) 12.35 Jackpot247 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

6.00 (GMT) Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R) 6.15 How I Met Your Mother (R) 6.40 How I Met Your Mother (R) 7.05 Plusnet Yorkshire Marathon 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Frasier (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1.00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1.25 The Simpsons. (R) 1.55 FILM: Furry Vengeance (2010) Family comedy, starring Brendan Fraser. 3.45 FILM: Dr Seuss’ The Lorax (2012) A boy

6.00 (GMT) Milkshake! Peppa Pig (R) 6.05 Bananas in Pyjamas (R) 6.20 Angelina Ballerina (R) 6.30 Bob the Builder (R) 6.45 Tickety Toc (R) 6.55 Make Way for Noddy (R) 7.05 Paw Patrol (R) 7.25 Little Princess (R) 7.45 Pip Ahoy! (R) 8.00 Blaze and the Monster Machines 8.20 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom (R) 8.35 Football League Tonight (R) 10.00 Great South Run 12.30 Chinese Food in Minutes (R) 12.40 Cowboy Builders (R) 1.40 FILM: Loch Ness (1996) Family drama, with Ted Danson. 3.40 FILM: The

Shaggy Dog (2006) Comedy remake, with Tim Allen and Robert Downey Jr. 5.30-7.00 FILM: Peter Pan (1953) Disney animated adventure, with the voices of Bobby Driscoll and Hans Conried.

An in-depth look at the day’s main news and sport stories.

7.00 Homes by the Sea Charlie Luxton examines properties on the Solway coast of Dumfries and Galloway, including a modern home that sits on top of a 100-foot cliff in Sandyhills Bay.

8.00 Great Canal Journeys New series. Timothy West and Prunella Scales go in search of the lost route between London and the sea, a journey that gives them the chance to revisit their own past.

PICK 9.00 Homeland

Carrie revisits her past with the help of Jonas, while Quinn stalks his prey. Political thriller, starring Claire Danes and Rupert Friend. See Ones To Watch.

10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Reginald D Hunter and Aisling Bea, while Holly Walsh is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. Jimmy Carr hosts. (R)

7.00 5 News Weekend FILM 7.05 Rush Hour (1998)

A Hong Kong detective is sent to Los Angeles to investigate a kidnapping, but the authorities worry that his presence might spark an international incident, and assign a loud-mouthed and troublesome cop to keep an eye on him. However, the new partnership proves an explosive combination. Comedy adventure, starring Jackie Chan. Edited for language and violence.

9.00 MTV European Music Awards 2015 Coverage of the music awards, presented by Ed Sheeran and Ruby Rose from Milan’s Mediolanum Forum. This year’s nominees for best female artist are Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus and Rihanna, while in the running for the best male award are Pharrell Williams, who will also perform, Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Jason Derulo and Sheeran.

FILM 11.05 Killing Them Softly (2012) Two crooks rob an

11.05 20 Moments That Shocked Pop Countdown of signiﬁcant

illegal poker game run by the Mob. A hitman is sent to resolve the situation by either tracking down the culprits or making an example of the gangster who organised the game. Crime thriller, starring Brad Pitt.

performers, songs or occasions that impacted the genre, including 1985’s global Live Aid event, which redeﬁned how society donated to charity. (R)

12.55 Grand Designs Australia 1.50 Come Dine with Me (R) 3.45 Food Unwrapped (R) 4.10 Four Rooms 5.05-6.00 Location, Location, Location (R)

12.25 FILM: The House Bunny (2008) Comedy, starring Anna Faris. 2.10 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor (R) 4.25 Make It Big (R) 4.50 Make It Big (R) 5.15 Make It Big (R) 5.45 Angels of Jarm (R) 5.50-6.00 Angels of Jarm (R)

STV 11.35 You’ve Been Framed! UTV 10.30 Lesser Spotted Ulster UTV IRELAND 8.30 (GMT) Guess This House 9.30 May the Best House Win 10.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 11.30 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 12.30 Inside the National Trust 1.30 Coronation Street 4.00 EY Entrepreneur of the Year 5.00 Lesser Spotted Journeys 5.55 The Pulse 6.00 Love Your Wild Garden 7.00 Jekyll and Hyde 8.00 Piers Morgan 9.00 Graham Norton 10.00 Benidorm 11.00 Vicious 11.30 Jeremy Kyle USA BBC1 SCOTLAND 11.25 Match of the Day 2 BBC2 N IRELAND 10.00 Brave New World Canada 10.30 Sunday Politics 10.55 Match of the Day 2 BBC2 SCOTLAND 11.45 Landward 4.15 Flog It! 5.00 River City 7.00 Adventure Show 11.05 Viva Variety RTE1 7.50 (GMT) Holby City 9.00 Papal Mass 11.00 Casualty 12.00 The Week in Politics 1.00 News 1.10 Joe Duffy’s Spirit Level 2.05 Winning Streak 3.05 The Taste of Success 3.45 Secrets of the Bumblebees 4.45 Nuacht RTÉ 4.55 Call the Midwife 6.01 News 6.30 Reeling in the Years 7.00 Room to Improve 8.00 Fair City 8.30 Home of the Year 9.00 News 9.30 Better Off Abroad: The Irish in Dubai 10.30 The Meaning of Life with Gay Byrne 11.00 The Week in Politics S4C 8.50 (GMT) Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00 Darn Bach o Hanes 9.30 Becws 10.00 Teithiau Tramor Iolo 10.30 Dal Ati: Bore Da 11.30 Dal Ati: Dal Ati 12.30 Rownd a Rownd 1.15 O’r Galon: Teulu 1.45 Ras yn Erbyn Amser 2.15 Clasuron Cwpan Rygbi’r Byd 3.15 Cwpan Rygbi’r Byd 2015 6.30 O’r Galon: Yn y Canol 7.00 Ysgoloriaeth Urdd Gobaith Cymru Bryn Terfel 2015 9.00 Y Gwyll 10.00 Ysgoloriaeth Urdd Gobaith Cymru Bryn Terfel 2015 10.30 Marathon

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9.00 (GMT) The Secret Life of Pets 9.30 My Wife and Kids 2.25 FILM: National Security (2003) Action comedy. 4.10 FILM: Thunderbirds (2004) Adventure. 6.00 Blinging Up Baby: The Blinger, The Better 7.00 87 Stone: Fat Chance of Work – SuperSized 8.00 The Cross-Dressing Cannibal: Born to Kill? 9.00 Killer Psychopaths 10.00 James Bulger: Britain’s Worst Crimes 11.00 Woman on the Rampage: Killing Spree 12.00 Soho Nail Bomber

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6.00 (GMT) Teleshopping 12.00 Access 12.05 My Name Is Earl 12.35 My Name Is Earl 1.00 FILM: Columbo: Old Fashioned Murder (1976) Crime drama. 2.35 FILM: Columbo: Sex and the Married Detective (1989) Detective drama. 4.40 FILM: Columbo: Publish or Perish (1974) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk. 6.00 NCIS 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans 9.00 CSI: Cyber 10.00 CSI: Viva Las Vegas 11.00 CSI: Viva Las Vegas 12.00 CSI: NY 2.00 CSI: NY

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6.00 (GMT) Emmerdale 9.10 The X Factor 11.35 Coronation Street 2.05 FILM: Back to the Future (1985) Sci-fi comedy adventure. 4.25 FILM: Back to the Future Part II (1989) Sci-fi comedy sequel. 6.35 FILM: Back to the Future Part III (1990) Sci-fi comedy sequel. 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) Romantic comedy, starring Seth Rogen. 12.40 Viral Tap 1.20 Reality Bites 1.55 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

ITV2

6.00 (GMT) Hour of Power 7.00 Monkey Life 7.30 Futurama 8.30 Jobs Special 9.00 One Hundred and Eighty! 10.00 The Flash 11.00 WWE: Raw 12.00 Bring the Noise 1.00 Futurama 3.00 Modern Family 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Muppets 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Zoo 10.00 Stop, Search, Seize. 11.00 The Force: Manchester 12.00 Road Wars 1.00 Road Wars 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Legends 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Stargate Atlantis

SKY1

6.00 (GMT) Smash 7.00 Friday Night Lights 8.00 Seinfeld 11.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 1.00 David Attenborough’s Kingdom of Plants 2.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 3.00 Without a Trace 5.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Game of Thrones: Greatest Moments. See Ones To Watch. 11.00 FILM: Appaloosa (2008) Western. 1.15 Aquarius 2.15 Aquarius 3.15 Curb Your Enthusiasm 3.50 Blue Bloods: Meet the Characters 4.00 Seinfeld

SKY ATLANTIC

7.00 (GMT) Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News. An edition from 2010. 10.00 FILM: Hannibal Rising (2007) Horror prequel, starring Gaspard Ulliel. 12.00 Family Guy 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 The Fear 1.15 Together 1.45 Asian Provocateur 2.15 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.45 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.15 Together 3.45 Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge of the Fifth

BBC THREE

6.00 (GMT) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 Nothing to Declare 11.30 Sportswomen 12.00 Grey’s Anatomy 2.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 5.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 6.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 7.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC 8.00 Chicago Fire 9.00 Stalker 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 Criminal Minds 1.00 Bones 1.50 Elementary 2.40 Grey’s Anatomy 3.30 Grey’s Anatomy 4.20 The Real A&E

SKY LIVING

Downton Abbey

9pm, ITV The world has embraced Downton Abbey for its total, complete and utter Englishness, but frankly we feel shocked. The ratings-hogging behemoth has been a magnet for scandal from day one, and we can no longer contain our disgust. There’s been a murder, a gay kiss, children born out of wedlock and Lady Mary getting so steamy with one particular diplomat that he ended up dead! It’s very unbecoming of such a well-to-do family if you ask us. However, all of those previous incidents will pale in comparison to this week’s bombshell, because the great house is being

made open to the great unwashed. Shock! Horror! Yes, the ﬁlthy oiks from the village will be allowed into the house to raise money for that never-ending saga of boredom that is the hospital. Of course, opinion is divided among the family and the servants, not least between Violet and Cora as a decision is made about the hospital takeover. Will we ever hear the end of that hospital? Please? There is a bit of non-hospital happiness knocking around this week, though, because Mary and Edith are both looking to settle with the men in their lives. Here’s hoping! ++++,

6.00 (GMT) Cribs 9.00 Settle in Sunday: TM Weekend Takeover 11.00 Settle in Sunday: TM Weekend Takeover 1.00 Settle in Sunday: TM Weekend Takeover 3.00 Settle in Sunday: TM Weekend Takeover 5.00 Settle in Sunday: TM Weekend Takeover 7.00 Your Top 20 OMG! EMA Moments 8.00 2015 MTV EMA Red Carpet 9.00 2015 MTV EMA 11.00 Geordie Shore 12.00 Teen Mom 2 1.00 Teen Mom 2 2.00 Teen Mom 2 2.50 Cribs

MTV

11.00 (GMT) The Overlanders (1946) FILM4 Fact-based drama. 1.00 Coraline (2009) Stop-motion animated fantasy. 3.05 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) Children’s comedy sequel. 5.05 Gulliver’s Travels (2010) Fantasy comedy. 6.40 Mission: Impossible 2 (2000) Action thriller sequel. 9.00 The Grey (2011) Wilderness adventure. 11.15 The Change-Up (2011) Comedy. 1.25 Volver (2006) Comedy drama. 6.00 (GMT) Teleshopping 8.30 Tomorrow’s World 9.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 1.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2.00 The High Chaparral 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 FILM: Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman: The Heart Within (2001) Frontier drama. 8.00 The Defenders 9.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 11.00 NCIS 12.00 NCIS 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Nash Bridges 3.55 Nash Bridges 4.40 Nash Bridges

CBS ACTION

6.00 (GMT) Teleshopping 7.30 Tomorrow’s World 8.00 The Key of David 8.30 The Lord’s Challenge 9.00 Rapid Response 10.00 Judge Judy 5.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 7.00 Unsolved Mysteries 9.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row 10.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved 11.00 48 Hours: Mystery 12.00 48 Hours: Mystery 1.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row 2.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved 3.00 Cops 3.25 Cops 3.50 Cops 4.20 Heir Hunters

CBS REALITY

Homeland

9pm, Channel 4 This season of Homeland started out with no Brody, no CIA and not even any America, as Carrie tried to ﬁnd herself some happiness in Berlin. Of course, the past soon caught up with her and it’s picking up pace this week as she ﬁnds herself facing danger once again. Maybe next season she’ll get a nice quiet job in the local library or something? ++++,

Game of Thrones: Greatest Moments

9pm, Sky Atlantic We know this is a repeat but who in their right mind wouldn’t want to watch a two-hour countdown of the 20 most thrilling moments from Game of Thrones? Get ready for bucketfuls of gore, brothels full of boobs and the occasional dragon as cast members and celebrity fans discuss their fave bits. ++++,

NFL Live

1pm, BBC2 This afternoon sees the Jacksonville Jaguars take on the Buffalo Bills and although Jacksonville is a long way from London, this is the third year in a row that the Jaguars have played at Wembley. They’ll certainly feel at home in this live clash but EJ Manuel and Co started the season poorly, so the Bills will feel they can snatch the win. ++++,

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 11.00 The Housing Enforcers (R) 11.45 Caught Red Handed (R) 12.15 Bargain

BBC2

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain. News,

Hunt. Two teams test their antiques knowledge. (R) 1.00 BBC News, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Al’s grief gets the better of him. 2.15 The Edge. Gameshow, hosted by Gabby Logan. 3.00 Escape to the Country. A couple looking to buy their first home together in rural Staffordshire. 3.45 My Life on a Plate. New series. Brian Turner takes guests back to their youths, beginning with Mary Berry. 4.30 Antiques Road Trip. Charlie Ross and Margie Cooper hunt for antiques in Jedburgh. (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Unorthodox quiz show.

6.15 Home Away from Home (R) 7.00 Caught Red Handed (R) 7.30 The Edge (R) 8.15 Sign Zone: Escape to the Continent (R) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Britain’s

First Photo Album. John Sergeant visits Stirling Castle. (R) 1.30 Formula 1: US Grand Prix – Highlights. The 16th round of the season from Austin, Texas. (R) 3.00 The Box. EastEnders star Jessie Wallace sets a challenge. (R) 3.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry give the first of four tutorials. (R) 4.30 Killer Whales: Beneath the Surface – Natural World. A look at research into the lives of the marine mammals. (R) 5.15Flog It! Kate Batemen and Philip Serrel search for antiques in Whitby, North Yorkshire. (R)

This Morning. Celebrity chat and lifestyle features presented by Ben Shephard and Holly Willoughby, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. 12.30 Loose Women. With guest Len Goodman. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Pick Me! Gameshow featuring lively, loud and energetic players. 3.59 ITV Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show.

6.00 BBC News, Weather

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 Local News, Weather

current affairs and lifestyle features. 8.30 Lorraine. Entertainment and fashion news. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30

Quiz in which the winners of gameshows work as a team. (R)

6.30 Local News, Weather

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball hosts the

6.30 ITV Evening News

fanzine devoted to the show.

Builders. Laura Hamilton, Dan Lobb and the team head to Havant, Hampshire. 12.10 5 News Lunchtime. Latest headlines. 12.15 The Yorkshire Vet. Julian Norton and Peter Wright treat nasty leg injuries on a goat and a horse. Last in the series. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans. Pride becomes convinced the elusive “Baitfish” has returned. (R) 3.15 Rosamunde Pilcher’s Coming Home. Part one of two. Period drama, with Emily Mortimer. (R) 5.00 5 News at 5. Latest headlines. 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. When Jimmy goes missing, Steph is the first suspect. (R)

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

Parodies of Mad Men and Michael Bay’s Transformers. (R)

Ricky and Nate confess they still have feelings for each other. (R)

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

More people start to take notice of Cindy’s claims about the killer.

Coverage of the latest national and international stories.

7.00 FA Cup First Round Draw

7.00 Emmerdale

7.00 Channel 4 News

7.00 The Gadget Show

Mark Chapman presents live coverage of the draw.

Robert realises that he can use Bernice to his advantage.

Including sport and weather.

7.30 Inside Out

7.30 Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands Paul Murton tours the

Jason, Ortis and Amy try to capture an image of a ghost on their smartphones, while Jon enlists the help of his testers to ﬁnd out if Chromebooks can really replace laptops.

uninhabited island of Stroma.

7.30 Coronation Street Fiz is unable to get hold of Tyrone when Hope is taken ill.

7.55 The Political Slot

8.00 EastEnders

8.00 University Challenge

8.00 Countrywise

Shabnam is keen to put in her residency application for Jade.

Jeremy Paxman hosts the highest-scoring loser match.

Ben Fogle heads to the Cumbrian fells to try sheepdog training.

8.30 Britain’s Mental Health Crisis – Panorama

8.30 Only Connect

8.30 Coronation Street

8.30 Food Unwrapped

The Scientists take on the Athenians in the quiz show.

Sharif and Yasmeen invite Gary to dinner to celebrate his job.

Kate Quilton learns why toddlers avoid unfamiliar foods.

PICK 9.00 Doc Martin

9.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins

9.00 Traffic Cops An insight into the working life of officers as they patrol the busiest and most dangerous roads, using technology and old-fashioned techniques to bring car criminals to justice.

10.00 BBC News, Weather

10 10.35 Have I Got a Bit More

10.25 Local News, Weather

News for You Actor Michael

9.00 Modern Times: The Last Dukes A look at the lives of

11 Naomie Harris and Christoph 11.20 The Graham Norton Show With Daniel Craig,

Waltz, who star as 007, Miss Moneypenny and Franz Oberhauser in Spectre. (R) 12.10-6.00 BBC News. Latest national

and international headlines, including weather forecast and sport results.

8.00 How to Stop Your Nuisance Calls: Channel 4 Dispatches Seyi Rhodes investigates.

those holding the heriditary title. Featuring interviews with the Duke of Marlborough and his Aunt Rosemary, the Duke of Atholl and the Duke of Montrose.

A new art teacher wants to try out some rather alternative ideas on the children, while an American tourist seeks help from Martin. Sigourney Weaver stars. See Ones To Watch.

The recruits are instructed to vote on which of them is the weakest and face a series of physical challenges that will not end until ﬁve voluntarily withdraw from the process.

10.00 Mock the Week

10.00 ITV News, Weather

PICK 10.00 Fargo

With Josh Widdicombe, James Acaster and Katherine Ryan. (R)

10.30 Newsnight Analysis of the day’s events.

10.30 Local News, Weather 10.45 The Job Lot A claimant resorts to desperate measures by taking Trish hostage on the roof.

Sheen hosts an extended edition of the quiz, with Jon Richardson and Ruth Davidson.

6.00 Milkshake! Fun for youngsters. 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy

The ﬁrst visit of the week to the One Show studio.

In-depth current affairs report.

6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (R) 7.10 3rd Rock from the Sun (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 Frasier (R) 10.00 Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.00 Posh Pawn (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R) 1.10 Deal or No Deal. Beat-the-banker gameshow, hosted by Noel Edmonds. 2.10 Countdown. With Dictionary Corner guest Margaret Mountford. 3.00 Fifteen to One 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. Searching for property in Tobago. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed. The contest begins at Lilly’s Pad in Keelby, Lincolnshire. 5.30-6.00 Come Dine with Me. The first of a week of dinner parties in Exeter.

7.00 The One Show

Three surprising real-life stories from across the region.

Channel 4 Channel 5

11.15 Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside the RAF The Red Arrow pilots mark the end of an era and go through gruelling training ahead of a display at Blackpool. However, high winds threaten to scupper the event. (R) 12.15 The Face of Britain by Simon Schama (R) 1.15 Sign Zone: The Apprentice (R) 2.15 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (R) 3.15-6.00 This Is BBC Two. Programme previews.

11.15 Murder, She Wrote Jessica enters the seedy world of politics to investigate when a mayor committed to reform dies in an accident and his father is murdered after demanding an investigation. (R) 12.15 Jackpot247. Viewers are offered

the chance to participate in live gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their views. (R) 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

The events at the diner continue to have repercussions for various people. Gerhardt crime family matriarch Floyd and her boys receive a surprising offer, while two murderers try their best to clean up the mess they have made. See Ones To Watch.

11.20 It Was Alright in the 1980s Matt Lucas narrates another look back at TV shows from past decades, revisiting the time of revolution on the small screen in the 1980s, focusing on the concept of fear. (R) 12.20 Undercover Boss Australia (R) 1.10 FILM: Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

(2013) Premiere. Adaptation of Romeo and Juliet. 3.45 Location, Location, Location (R) 4.40 Fifteen to One (R)

8.00 Police Interceptors PC Damo Stevens takes on an aggressive arsonist, dog handler Andy Hunt is called to a violent domestic disturbance and Sgt Kev Salter is hot on the heels of a runaway quad bike.

9.00 On Beneﬁts: The Millionaire Shoplifter People who resorted to less than legal means to make ends meet, including a woman trying to go straight after 30 convictions for shoplifting. Last in the series.

10.00 Horror Homes & Landslides Featuring a woman from the village of Happisburgh who was devastated when her house had to be demolished after coastal erosion left it suspended on a cliff. (R)

11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Agents Paul and Phil head to Kent for an eviction and discover a full-scale cannabis factory upstairs. Plus, Brian and Delroy chase a debt of nearly £3,000 in Hampshire. (R) 12.00 Now That’s Funny! A collection of internet-sourced videos. (R) 12.50

SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R) 4.25 Great Artists (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 House Doctor (R) 5.35-6.00 House Doctor (R)

STV 8.00 Finding Scotland’s Real Heroes 11.05 The Job Lot 11.35 100-Year-Old Drivers Ride Again UTV 8.00 Daniel And Majella’s B&B Road Trip 10.30 News 11.10 Countrywise 11.40 The Job Lot UTV IRELAND 1.30 Ejector Seat 2.25 The Pulse 2.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.30 Judge Rinder 4.30 Pick Me! 6.00 The Chase 8.00 Daniel And Majella’s B&B Road Trip 10.00 FILM: When the Sky Falls (1999) BBC1 N IRELAND 7.30 Real Lives Reunited 9.00 Find Me a Family 10.35 Traffic Cops 11.35 Arts Show BBC1 SCOTLAND 7.30 Danny MacAskill – Riding the Ridge 9.00 River City 10.35 Scot Squad 11.05 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 11.50 Graham Norton BBC2 N IRELAND 10.00 Bí ar an Eolas ar an Chorp Dhaonna 11.15 Mock the Week 11.45 Top Coppers BBC2 SCOTLAND 10.30 Scotland 2015 11.00 Newsnight 11.45 Top Coppers RTE1 8.35 TODAY with Maura and Dáithí 10.05 The Doctors 11.00 Dr Phil 11.55 Shortland Street 12.25 Doctors 1.00 News 1.10 Home and Away 1.40 Neighbours 2.05 EastEnders 2.40 Fair City 3.10 Only Fools and Horses 3.40 FILM: Back to the Future Part III (1990) 5.45 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 6.30 Creedon’s Weather: Four Seasons in One Day 7.30 The Geansaí 8.00 EastEnders 8.30 Living the Wildlife 9.00 News 9.30 FILM: The Snapper (1993) 11.15 Silent Witness S4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion 3.00 Becws 3.30 Taith Fawr y Dyn Bach 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Sgorio 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Cefn Gwlad 9.00 Newyddion 9.30 Ffermio 10.00 Cwpan Rygbi’r Byd 2015: Rownd Gynderfynol 12.30 Diwedd

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ONES TO WATCH...

9.00 Neighbours 9.30 Home and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 11.00 My Wife and Kids 12.00 Scrubs 1.00 Cowboy Builders 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Scrubs 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 8.00 Benefits: Me & My 26 Kids 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 10.00 Britain’s Most Shameless Mum 11.00 FILM: From Hell (2001) Mystery thriller.

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6.00 Teleshopping 12.00 Access 12.15 NCIS 2.05 FILM: McBride: The Chameleon Murder (2005) Crime drama, starring John Larroquette. 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Miami 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS 9.00 NCIS: New

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Orleans. Pride becomes convinced the elusive “Baitfish” has returned. 10.00 NCIS 12.00 CSI: NY – Killing Spree 12.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.55 CSI: Miami 2.55 Access 3.00 Teleshopping 6.00 The Vamps: The Hot Desk 6.10 Psych 6.55 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street 8.30 Dinner Date 9.30 Psych 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12.10 Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two and a Half Men 8.55 FILM: Quantum of Solace (2008) James Bond thriller. 11.05 James Bond’s Spectre – With Jonathan Ross 12.05 Celebrity Juice

ITV2

6.00 The Dog Whisperer 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00 Modern Family 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Modern Family 4.00 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 The Muppets. See Ones To Watch. 8.30 Modern Family. See Ones To Watch. 9.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 10.00 Bring the Noise 11.00 Mount Pleasant 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Night Cops 4.00 UK Border Force

SKY1

SKY ATLANTIC

6.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 7.00 Seinfeld 8.00

Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer

9.00 House 11.00 Without a Trace 12.00 Blue Bloods 1.00 Stargate Atlantis 2.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 3.00 Seinfeld 4.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 5.00 House 7.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst 10.00 The Leftovers 11.10 Game of Thrones: Greatest Moments 7.00 Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride 9.00

BBC THREE World’s Worst Place to Be a Woman – Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 EastEnders. Sharon tells her solicitor she wants a divorce. 10.30 The Fear 11.00 Family Guy 12.30 The Fear 1.00 World’s Worst Place to Be a Woman – Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.00 Saving the Cyber Sex Girls: Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.55 World’s Worst Place to Be a Woman – Stacey Dooley Investigates 6.00 UK Border Force 7.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 9.00 SPCA Rescue 10.00 UK Border Force 11.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 5.00 Chicago Fire 6.00 Nothing to Declare UK 7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 8.00 Elementary 9.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 Stalker 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 The Blacklist 1.00 Dracula 1.50 Bones 3.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

SKY LIVING

The Muppets 8pm, Sky1 We have to confess that Josh Groban is a bit of a mystery to us. Wikipedia claims that the American singer-songwriter has sold a frankly astonishing 25 million records worldwide and done all kinds of amazing things like meet Nelson Mandela and date January Jones, but we couldn’t name a single one of his tunes or multi-platinum albums. So, please, don’t ask us. Anyway, the reason we mention the man is because he’s playing a starring role in the second episode of the new Muppets series, where he makes an appearance as Miss Piggy’s date. Groban has got

form for adventures with furry friends, because he appeared in the movie Muppets Most Wanted, but we feel he may not last too long here. Why? Well, no sooner has he been set up on a date with Miss Piggy by her former froggy fella Kermit than the singer is ﬁlling his porcine sweetheart’s head full of ideas on how to improve her chat show. Still, Groban isn’t the only famous face on this week’s show, because Fozzie has been invited to a party at Jay Leno’s house and Kermit’s crush, Back to the Future star Lea Thompson, also pops up tonight. +++++

6.00 Cribs 6.20 Judge Geordie 7.10 Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County 8.00 Catfish: The TV Show 9.00 Teen Mom 2: Season 6 Catch Up 10.00 Teen Mom 2: Most Explosive Moments 11.00 Teen Mom 2 3.00 Catfish: The TV Show 5.00 2015 MTV EMA Red Carpet 6.00 2015 MTV EMA 8.00 Snooki & JWoww 9.00 Teen Mom 2 10.00 Are You the One? 11.00 Geordie Shore 12.00 Ex on the Beach 2.00 Ridiculousness 3.00 Teleshopping

MTV

11.00 The Cruel Sea (1953) World War Two FILM4 nautical adventure. 1.35 Planet of the Apes (1968) Sci-fi drama. 3.50 Stalag 17 (1953) World War Two PoW drama. 6.15 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) Drama sequel. 9.00 Rush Hour 3 (2007) Action comedy sequel. 10.45 Pusher (2012) Crime thriller remake. 12.30 48 Hrs (1982) Comedy thriller. 2.20 Patience (After Sebald) (2012) Tribute to writer WG Sebald. 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Flashpoint 10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 Star Trek 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 NCIS 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 Bad Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 Oz 4.15 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.00 Hawaii Five-O

CBS ACTION

9.00 Medical Detectives 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 12.00 Medical Detectives 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved 10.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 I Survived 1.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved 2.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row 3.00 World’s Wildest Police Videos

CBS REALITY

Modern Family

8.30pm, Sky1 When you get to a certain age, there really is nothing quite as style-cramping as having your parents in tow. So, when Alex makes the big move to college, she’s determined not to have her folks killing off any cool she might have and tells Phil and Claire the wrong date. It’s fair to say they’re not amused when they learn the truth! ++++,

Doc Martin

9pm, ITV The Doc and Louisa have been trying to work out their issues but, in the penultimate episode of the series, it seems they may have hit a brick wall. The pair tell Dr Timoney all about their disastrous date night, and she tells them that they may have to face the fact that they’re not compatible. Keep an eye out for guest star Sigourney Weaver. ++++,

Fargo

10pm, Channel 4 There aren’t many TV shows that look as good as the second series of Fargo and with a great cast and intriguing plot, this is already shaping up to be one of our favourite Monday night winter warmers. This week, the Gerhardts get what you might call a surprising offer and two unlikely killers try to clean up after themselves. ++++,

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers (R) 11.45

BBC2

ITV

Caught Red Handed. The innovative methods used to catch criminals in the act. (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt. Two teams test their antiques knowledge. (R) 1.00 BBC News, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Rob is puzzled by a colleague’s grief. 2.15 The Edge. Gameshow, hosted by Gabby Logan. 3.00 Escape to the Country. A couple relocating from Shanghai to Warwickshire. (R) 3.45 My Life on a Plate. Nigel Havers revisits his childhood in Suffolk. 4.30 Antiques Road Trip. Travelling from Edinburgh to Kinbuck in Stirling. (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Quiz show.

6.00 My Life on a Plate (R) 6.45 Escape to the Country (R) 7.30 The Edge (R) 8.15 Sign Zone: Great Continental Railway Journeys (R) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Coast (R) 1.10 Bergerac. Jim is driven back to the bottle. (R) 2.00 Cash in the Attic. Raising funds for a new fireplace. (R) 2.30 A Taste of Britain. Local delicacies, dishes, and recipes. (R) 3.00 The Box. With guest Brian Turner. (R) 3.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass. Tutorial on making trifle, floating islands, custard tarts and spanakopita. (R) 4.30 Natural World. How forest elephants communicate. (R) 5.15-6.00 Flog It! Michael Baggot and Adam Partridge value items in Blackburn, Lancashire. (R)

6.00 Good Morning Britain. Sophie McShera chats about the new series of sitcom The Job Lot. 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning. Celebrity chat and lifestyle features presented by Ben Shephard and Holly Willoughby, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. Including Local Weather. 12.30 Loose Women. Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Pick Me! Gameshow featuring lively, loud and energetic players. 3.59 ITV Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show.

6.00 BBC News, Weather

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 Local News, Weather

Quiz in which the winners of gameshows work as a team. (R)

6.30 Local News, Weather

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball chats to the

Topical reports, presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders An injured Phil refuses to reveal what happened to him.

8.00 Holby City

Gangster Sean returns to the hospital looking for his missing wife, while Sacha’s conﬁdence is knocked when new boy Jesse seems to be one step ahead of him.

PICK 9.00 River

The detective discovers that Stevie had been keeping secrets from him, forcing him to reassess how well he really knew his best friend and colleague. See Ones To Watch.

10.00 BBC News, Weather

10 10.35 Imagine: Shylock’s Ghost 10.25 Local News, Weather

The arts documentary strand returns, with Alan Yentob travelling to the ghetto in Venice with Howard Jacobson as the novelist embarks on a modern retelling of The Merchant of Venice.

11.45 Who Do You Think You Are? Frances de la Tour

researches her ancestry, beginning with her three-times great-grandmother, uncovering the story of a secret lover. (R) 12.50-6.00 BBC News. Catch up with the latest headlines.

7.00 World Gymnastics Championships Matt Baker is joined by Beth Tweddle, Mitch Fenner and Christine Still to present live coverage of day five of the competition from SSE Hydro Arena in Glasgow. The women’s team competition final is set to take place tonight, in which many of the world’s elite gymnasts compete for their country on the vault, uneven bars, beam and the floor. The GB women’s team includes 2008 Olympian Rebecca Downie.

9.00 The Naked Choir with Gareth Malone Gareth searches

6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (R) 7.10 3rd Rock from the Sun (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 Frasier (R) 10.00 Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.00 Posh Pawn (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R) 1.10 Deal or No Deal. Hosted by Noel Emonds. 2.10 Countdown. 3.00 Fifteen to One. General knowledge quiz. 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. Properties on the Caribbean island of St Lucia. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed. The second day of the competition is at The Clifton in South Shields. 5.30-6.00 Come Dine with Me. The second dinner party in Exeter is hosted by funeral director Simon.

6.00 Milkshake! Fun for youngsters. 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy

Builders. A property in Glamorgan, South Wales. 12.10 5 News Lunchtime. Latest headlines. 12.15 Secrets of the Scammers. Alexis Conran investigates new forms of financial fraud. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS. A bomb detonates at a military charity concert. (R) 3.10 Rosamunde Pilcher’s Coming Home. Part two of two. Lavish period drama, with Joanna Lumley. (R) 5.00 5 News at 5. Latest headlines. 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Susan and Brad’s plans to save Erinsborough High are put in jeopardy, while Liam thinks that Jimmy has been kidnapped for a ransom and tells Paul everything. (R)

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

Bart, Homer and Lisa suffer from nightmares on Halloween. (R)

Kat has distressing ﬂashbacks when she revisits her shooting.

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

Ste and Tegan go to court to see Cameron get sent down.

A round-up of the evening’s headlines, with Matt Barbet.

7.00 Emmerdale

7.00 Channel 4 News

Ross takes Pete to a viaduct and tries to make him kill himself.

Includes headlines and weather.

7.00 90 Cats and Counting: Cat Crazies Introducing cat

Scott competes with new dealer Manny for a Mercedes.

7.55 The Political Slot

owners who have taken their devotion to their feline friends to the next level, including a woman whose home is ﬁlled with more than 50 living cats. (R)

6.30 ITV Evening News

couple who avoided elimination.

7.00 The One Show

Channel 4 Channel 5

7.30 Deals, Wheels and Steals

8.00 Eternal Glory

8.00 The Three Day Nanny

Five sporting legends remain in the running to claim the title of champion and face more challenges, including a gruelling test of aerobic stamina and an explosive game of endurance.

New series. Kathryn Mewes is called in to help the Ali family, as career couple Vaisaly and Asfand’s long working hours means their two children spend a lot of their day in nursery.

8.00 Dog Rescuers: Puppy Special Documentary following RSPCA officers responding to reports of appalling treatment, atrocious living conditions and severe neglect of dogs.

9.00 Lewis

9.00 24 Hours in A&E

for Britain’s most entertaining amateur singing group, who must perform a capella – without instruments or backing tracks to impress the experts.

The detectives try to uncover the guilty secret the murder victims share and the baffling link to alchemy. Detective drama, starring Kevin Whately and Laurence Fox.

Nineteen-year-old motorcyclist Sam is airlifted to St George’s after crashing into a bus and seven-year-old Raheem arrives with his dad after cutting his wrist while playing.

and Ruth Langsford ﬁnd out how the super-rich live and how this elite group spends its extreme wealth. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

10.00 Later Live – with Jools Holland Performers include

10.00 ITV News, Weather

10.00 Catastrophe

PICK 10.00 CSI: Cyber

New series. Comedy, written by and starring Rob Delaney.

Guy Garvey and Soulsavers.

10.30 Newsnight, Weather Analysis of the day’s events.

10.30 Local News, Weather 10.40 On Assignment Dan Rivers ﬁnds out about the rise in popularity of mixed martial arts in Ireland.

11.15 Modern Times: The Last Dukes A look at the lives of

11.15 The Jonathan Ross Show

10.30 Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live Stand-up show recorded at London’s Bloomsbury Theatre in 2011, in which the comedienne shares humorous insights into her life, including the perils of living alone. (R)

those holding the heriditary title, examining what will happen as dukedoms gradually become extinct due to lack of a male heir. (R)

Martin Clunes joins the host to discuss the latest series of drama Doc Martin, and actor Nick Frost talks about the release of his autobiography, Truths, Half Truths & Little White Lies. (R)

Katie Piper meets a man who has gone to extreme lengths to look like Kim Kardashian. (R)

12.15 Sign Zone: The Face of Britain by Simon Schama (R) 1.15 Sign Zone: Countdown to Life: The Extraordinary Making of You (R) 2.15 This Is BBC Two 5.45-6.45 Homes Under the Hammer

12.15 Benidorm. The British Olympic synchronised swimming squad is in town to practise. (R) 1.10 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women (R) 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

12.30 Poker 1.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.55 Gillette World Sport 2.20 The Grid (R) 2.50 FIM Superbike Championship (R) 3.15 Plusnet Yorkshire Marathon (R) 4.10 Location, Location, Location (R)

11.35 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and Tattoos

9.00 Eamonn & Ruth: How the Other Half Lives Eamonn Holmes

Following an explosion at a cinema, Avery and her team go in search of a bomber who intends to expose the truth about society’s over-reliance on technology. See Ones To Watch.

11.00 The Mysteries of Laura A badly decomposed body is found in a bath, leading Laura to some risque locations in a bid to catch the killer.

11.55 The Mysteries of Laura The detective tracks down a killer in New York’s fashion scene. Starring Debra Messing. 12.45 SuperCasino 3.10 Aircrash: Terror in the Sky (R) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R) 4.25 Great Artists (R) 4.50 House Doctor (R) 5.10 House Doctor (R)

STV 11.05 On Assignment 11.35 Jonathan Ross UTV 8.00 Lesser Spotted Journeys 10.30 News 11.10 On Assignment 11.40 Eternal Glory UTV IRELAND 1.30 Ejector Seat 2.25 The Pulse 2.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.30 Judge Rinder 4.30 Pick Me! 5.30 News 6.00 The Chase 8.00 Lesser Spotted Journeys 10.00 News 11.00 The Driver BBC1 N IRELAND 10.35 A City Dreaming 11.35 Imagine: Shylock’s Ghost BBC1 SCOTLAND 7.00 Sportscene 10.35 EastEnders 11.05 Holby City BBC1 WALES 10.35 A Very Welsh Undertaking 11.05 Imagine: Shylock’s Ghost BBC2 SCOTLAND 10.30 Scotland 2015 11.00 Newsnight 11.45 Modern Times: The Last Dukes RTE1 8.20 My Family 8.55 Grand Designs 9.55 The Doctors 10.50 Dr Phil 11.45 Shortland Street 12.15 Doctors 12.45 Telly Bingo 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.25 EastEnders 3.00 Craft Master 3.30 The Design Doctors 4.00 News 4.10 Today 5.40 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Super Garden 7.30 EastEnders 8.00 Fair City 8.30 The Taste of Success 9.00 News 9.35 Prime Time 10.15 Ordinary Lies 11.20 New Tricks 12.25 Parenthood 1.20 Telly Bingo 1.30 Gallipoli 2.25 Prime Time 3.00 Shortland Street 3.25 Dr Phil 4.10 Doctors 4.40 EuroNews S4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Gerddi Cymru 3.30 Rhestr Gyda Huw Stephens 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Top 14: Rygbi Ffrainc 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Babi Del 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Stori Pel-Droed Cymru 10.00 Y Gwyll 11.00 Marathon Eryri 12.05 Y Dydd yn y Cynulliad

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Neighbours 9.30 Home and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 11.00 My Wife and Kids 12.00 Scrubs 1.00 Cowboy Builders 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Scrubs 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Access 7.05 FILM: Hancock (2008) Superhero comedy, starring Will Smith. 9.00 Teen Wolf 11.00 FILM: Scream 4 (2011) Horror sequel, starring Neve Campbell.

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6.00 Teleshopping 12.00 Access 12.15 NCIS 2.10 FILM: McBride: Dogged (2007) Mystery, starring John Larroquette. 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Miami 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. The author of an erotic novel is attacked. 10.00 Castle. A death at a sci-fi convention is investigated. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.55 Person of Interest 2.55 Access 3.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 Ashley Roberts: The Hot Desk 6.10 Psych 6.55 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street 8.30 Dinner Date 9.30 Psych 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12.10 Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Tricked Fright Night 10.00 Glitchy 10.30 The Job Lot 11.00 FILM: House of Wax (2005) Horror, starring Elisha Cuthbert.

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6.00 The Dog Whisperer 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00 Modern Family 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Modern Family 4.00 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 The Flash. Barry and the team discover Captain Cold has been kidnapped. 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life 10.00 Stop, Search, Seize 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00 Hawaii Five-0 1.00 Night Cops 2.00 Street Crime UK 3.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response

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7.00 Seinfeld 8.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 9.00 House 11.00 Without a Trace 12.00 Blue Bloods 1.00 Stargate Atlantis 2.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 3.00 Seinfeld 4.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 5.00 House 7.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Game of Thrones 11.05 Silicon Valley 12.15 Nurse Jackie 1.25 Oliver Stoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Untold History of the United States 2.45 Curb Your Enthusiasm

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BBC THREE

7.00 Top Gear. A trip to Ukraine in small cars. 8.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride 9.00 Professor Green:

Suicide and Me 10.00 EastEnders. An injured Phil refuses to reveal what happened to him. 10.30 Together. Tom invites Ellen to a romantic spot. 11.00 Family Guy. Animated fun. 12.30 Professor Green: Suicide and Me 1.30 Together 2.00 Worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Worst Place to Be a Woman â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.55 Professor Green: Suicide and Me 6.00 UK Border Force 7.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Inside Gatwick 9.00 SPCA Rescue 10.00 UK Border Force 11.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 12.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 5.00 Chicago Fire 6.00 Nothing to Declare UK 7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 8.00 Elementary 9.00 Chicago Fire 10.00 Bones 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 The Blacklist 1.00 Dracula 1.50 Bones 3.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4.20 Inside Gatwick

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6.00 Cribs. A peek inside the homes of the entertainment industryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most popular stars. 6.20 Judge Geordie 7.10 Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County 8.00 Catfish: The TV Show 9.00 Teen Mom: Catching Up with the Girls 10.00 Teen Mom: Original Girls 3.00 2015 MTV EMA 5.00 Teen Mom 2 9.00 Awkward 9.30 Faking It 10.00 Geordie Shore 11.00 Are You the One? 12.00 Ex on the Beach 2.00 Ridiculousness 3.00 Teleshopping

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11.00 The Frogmen (1951) World War Two FILM4 thriller. 12.55 Yellow Sky (1948) Western. 2.55 Winchester â&#x20AC;&#x2122;73 (1950) Western. 4.45 The Man from Laramie (1955) Western, with James Stewart. 6.50 Definitely, Maybe (2008) Romantic comedy, with Ryan Reynolds. 9.00 Pitch Perfect (2012) Comedy, with Anna Kendrick. 11.10 Magic Mike (2012) Comedy drama, starring Channing Tatum. 1.25 Another 48 Hrs (1990) Comedy thriller sequel. 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Flashpoint 10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 Star Trek 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 NCIS 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 Bad Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 Oz 4.15 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.00 Hawaii Five-O

CBS ACTION

6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Medical Detectives 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 12.00 Medical Detectives 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery. 9.00 Murder in Paradise 10.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 I Survived 1.00 Murder in Paradise 2.00 Cold Blood 3.00 Worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wildest Police Videos 3.50 Cops: Reloaded 4.20 Heir Hunters

CBS REALITY

CSI: Cyber

10pm, Channel 5 Do you ever wonder what happened to Dawsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Creek star James Van Der Beek? You know, the guy who actually played Dawson and had a head that was perhaps slightly larger than average? Yes, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s him. Well, after popping up in all kinds of ďŹ lms and TV shows, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ďŹ nally ended up in spin-off series CSI: Cyber, playing senior FBI Field Agent Elijah Mundo. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s actually rather good and with Patricia Arquette starring as his boss, Avery Ryan, there are plenty of star turns to keep you interested. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also an explosive plot this week as a bomber intent on

revealing the truth behind our over-reliance on technology attacks a cinema, leaving scores of people dead. Agents Ryan and Mundo have to sift through the wreckage to get an idea of what happened, but theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to have to piece things together quickly to avoid another catastrophe. Why? Because the rest of the team have a found a website called Crowdbomber, which not only shows footage of the attack, but also says that the more hits it gets, the sooner the next bomb will go off. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a race against time to stop that happening. +++++

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BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 11.00 The Housing Enforcers (R) 11.45

Caught Red Handed. The innovative methods used to catch criminals in the act. (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt. From Epsom Downs Racecourse in Surrey. (R) 1.00 BBC News, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Jimmi steps up to the task. 2.15 The Edge. Gameshow, hosted by Gabby Logan. 3.00 Escape to the Country. Finding a home in Somerset with a budget of £375,000. 3.45 My Life on a Plate. Nicholas Parsons revisits his childhood in Hampstead Heath. 4.30 Antiques Road Trip. Travelling from Perth to St Andrews. (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Quiz show.

6.00 BBC News, Weather

BBC2

6.45 My Life on a Plate (R) 7.30 The Edge (R) 8.15 Sign Zone: Pound Shop Wars (R) 8.45 Sign Zone: Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip (R) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00 Coast (R) 1.10 Bergerac (R) 2.00 Britain’s First Photo Album (R) 2.30 Cash in the

ITV

Attic. A woman hopes to raise enough money for a new bathroom suite. (R) 3.00 The Box. Three home cooks prepare dishes using ingredients chosen by Craig Revel Horwood. (R) 3.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass. Tutorials on making tuiles with chocolate mousse, brioche a tete and apricot couronne. (R) 4.30 Natural World. A sea otter pup growing up on the coast of California. (R) 5.15-6.00 Flog It! From the Princes Theatre, Clacton-on-Sea. (R)

6.00 Good Morning Britain. News, current affairs and lifestyle features. 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning. Celebrity chat and lifestyle features presented by Ben Shephard and Holly Willoughby, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. 12.30 Loose Women. With actor and presenter Matthew Kelly. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Pick Me! Gameshow featuring lively, loud and energetic players. 3.59 Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 Local News, Weather

Jeremy Vine presents the long-running quiz show. (R)

6.30 Local News, Weather

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball examines

6.30 ITV News, Weather

how this week’s training is going.

7.00 The One Show

Matt Baker and Alex Jones host the live magazine show, with a team of roving reporters presenting stories of interest from around the UK, plus big-name studio guests.

8.00 Cuffs

New series. Rookie cop Jake faces a challenging shift, but as the boss’ son, his biggest task is earning his colleagues’ respect. Police drama, starring Ashley Walters.

9.00 The Apprentice

9 10

joined by Beth Tweddle, Mitch Fenner and Christine Still to present live coverage of day six of the competition from SSE Hydro Arena in Glasgow. The men’s team competition ﬁnal takes place tonight, as many of the world’s elite gymnasts compete for their country on the ﬂoor, pommel horse, rings, vault, parallel bars and horizontal bar.

7.00 Emmerdale

6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (R) 7.10 3rd Rock from the Sun (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 Frasier (R) 10.00 Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.00 Posh Pawn (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R) 1.10 Deal or No Deal 2.10 Countdown. Margaret Mountford guests. 3.00 Fifteen to One. General knowledge quiz. 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. Finding a property in Clearwater, Florida. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed. The third day of the competition takes place at Melody House in Great Ryburgh. 5.30-6.00 Come Dine with Me. Body artist Pascale hosts the third night in Exeter.

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away Evie discovers the truth about Matt’s feelings for Maddy. (R)

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

Peri tells everyone that she wants to speak to her dad.

A summary of the main news and sport headlines.

7.00 Channel 4 News

7.00 Secrets of the Scammers

7.55 The Political Slot

Alexis Conran looks at the stories of Viv, who lost her savings in an email scam, and a former MI6 agent and his wife, who were tricked into thinking they were helping the police.

Priya is furious at her family interfering in her life.

7.30 Coronation Street Tyrone admits to Kevin that he is in ﬁnancial trouble.

PICK 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs

Presenter Marvin Humes, actress Vicki Michelle and the Wanted band member Tom Parker reveal how much they know about their partners. See Ones To Watch.

8.00 Restoring Britain’s Landmarks Alastair Dick-Cleland oversees the restoration of a famous old lighthouse on Lundy Island, while John Evetts hand-crafts three Georgian ﬁreplaces for Belmont House.

9.00 The Face of Britain by Simon Schama The historian

9.00 Alexander Armstrong in the Land of the Midnight Sun

explores the motivations behind self-portraits, looking at what they reveal about the artists that produced them. Last in the series.

The presenter embarks on the third leg of his 8,000 mile journey, driving up one of the deadliest roads in the world along the way. Last in the series.

Kevin McCloud revisits an experimental amphibious house built on a small island on the Thames in Buckinghamshire, to discover how well the unique ﬂoating house performs.

10.00 BBC News, Weather

10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired With Jack Dee, Romesh

10.00 ITV News, Weather

10.00 Multi-Million Pound Properties Documentary

10.25 Local News, Weather 10.35 A Question of Sport

11.05 Sam Smith Live at the BBC One-off concert

Sam 11 bySmithsinger-songwriter recorded for Radio 2

in September, features hits including Stay with Me.

12.05-6.00 BBC News. Coverage of the main news and sport headlines as they break around the world.

Ranganathan and Susan Calman.

10.30 Newsnight An in-depth look at the day’s main news headlines.

10.30 Local News, Weather 10.40 Linford Christie: Sports Life Stories A proﬁle of the

11.15 Len Goodman’s Big Band Bonanza The dancing guru

former sprinter, whose 100m gold medal in the 1992 Barcelona Olympics was the highlight of an often controversial career.

explores big band and swing music since World War Two, returning to some old stomping grounds to discover why this bold and brassy art form is loved. 12.15 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure (R) 1.15 Sign Zone:

Alex Polizzi: Chefs on Trial. The last three candidates produce authentic tandoori chicken. (R) 2.15-6.00 This Is BBC Two

11.40 Wild Ireland Christine Bleakley learns to sail on a classic ﬁshing boat. (R) 12.10 Jackpot247. Viewers are offered

the chance to participate in live interactive gaming. 3.00 Ejector Seat (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their views on a variety of matters. (R)

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff. Matthew Wright talks about the issues of the day with his panel of guests. 11.10 Cowboy Builders. The team visits a home in Binley Woods, Coventry. 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.25 Horror Homes & Landslides. A woman whose house had to be demolished due to coastal erosion. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS. A marine is found tortured to death in his garage. (R) 3.15 FILM: Amish Abduction 5.00 5 News at 5. Latest headlines. 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. A surprising vote of trust from a new friend gives Steph hope, Paul goes makes Liam an offer he cannot refuse, while Piper lashes out after feeling increasingly isolated. (R)

Blood-curdling tales, featuring an army of Homer clones. (R)

The contestants are instructed to tap into one of the UK’s biggest markets, with the task of choosing products for pet lovers and selling them at the London Pet Show.

Sue Barker asks the questions in the light-hearted quiz.

7.00 World Gymnastics Championships Matt Baker is

Channel 4 Channel 5

9.00 Grand Designs

providing rare access inside Britain’s super-prime property market, visiting some of the country’s most exclusive homes, including a £20m townhouse.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Dr Watson tries to break a woman’s vicious circle of self-medicating depression with alcohol, while Dr Pearce warns a patient whose liver is struggling to cope with 25 pints a week.

9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Two agents face a moral dilemma in South London when they ﬁnd out the tenant they have been instructed to evict is on his way to a funeral. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

10.00 Gift of Life Cystic ﬁbrosis sufferer Holly works through a bucket list as she waits for a double lung transplant, while three-year-old Ayana awaits an urgent heart transplant.

11.00 My Mania and Me

11.00 Capital One Cup Highlights

A one-off programme looking at the psychological condition Impulse Control Disorder, which is characterised by the urge to give into a desire and repeat a behaviour.

Kelly Cates presents the action from all the fourth-round ties, including Liverpool v Bournemouth at Anﬁeld and Manchester City v Crystal Palace at the Etihad Stadium.

12.05 24 Hours in A&E (R) 1.00 4Music: Blink: Music on 4 1.25 FILM: The Broken

Circle Breakdown (2012) Belgian romantic drama. 3.20 FILM: Warlords of Atlantis (1978) Sci-fi adventure, starring Doug McClure. 5.05-6.00 Location, Location, Location (R)

12.25 Criminals: Caught on Camera (R) 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys (R) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R) 4.25 Great Artists (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 House Doctor (R) 5.35-6.00 House Doctor (R)

STV 11.05 Linford Christie: Sports Life Stories UTV 10.30 News: UTV Live Tonight, Weather 11.10 Linford Christie: Sports Life Stories 12.05 Wild Ireland UTV IRELAND 1.30 Ejector Seat 2.25 The Pulse 2.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.30 Judge Rinder 4.30 Pick Me! 5.30 News 6.00 The Chase 8.00 Parents 8.30 Birds of a Feather 9.00 Grantchester 10.00 News 11.00 Graham Norton 12.00 Jeremy Kyle USA BBC1 N IRELAND 10.35 Nolan Live 11.35 A Question of Sport BBC2 SCOTLAND 2.30 Politics Scotland 3.30 Cash in the Attic 4.00 The Box 9.00 The Story of Scottish Art 10.30 Scotland 2015 11.00 Newsnight 11.45 Len Goodman’s Big Band Bonanza RTE1 7.35 Today 9.05 Grand Designs 10.05 The Doctors 11.00 Dr Phil 11.55 Shortland Street 12.25 Doctors 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.25 EastEnders 3.00 Fair City 3.30 The Design Doctors 4.00 News 4.10 Today 5.40 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Nationwide 7.30 Kitchen Hero: Rediscovering the Irish Kitchen 7.57 Lotto 8.00 Fair City 8.30 Rachel’s Coastal Cooking 9.00 News 9.35 FILM: White House Down (2013) 12.05 Who Do You Think You Are? 1.20 The Unemployables 2.20 At Your Service 2.45 Getaways 3.10 Home of the Year S4C 6.00 Diwedd 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Fferm Ffactor: Brwydr y Ffermwyr 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 3 Lle 7.00 Heno 7.30 Fferm Ffactor: Brwydr y Ffermwyr 8.30 Lan a Lawr 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Ralïo: Sbaen 10.00 Rygbi: Cwpan y Byd a Mwy 11.00 Rygbi Pawb

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6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Neighbours 9.30 Home and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 11.00 My Wife and Kids 12.00 Scrubs 1.00 Cowboy Builders 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Scrubs 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Top 20 Funniest 8.00 Now Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Funny! 9.00 FILM: Snitch (2013) Crime thriller, with Dwayne Johnson. 11.20 FILM: Blade: Trinity (2004) Fantasy action thriller sequel.

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6.00 Teleshopping 12.00 Access 12.15 NCIS 2.10 FILM: McBride: Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Murder, Madam (2005) Crime drama, starring John Larroquette. 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Miami 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS 9.00 Castle. A rock star is murdered. 10.00 Body of Proof. Part one of two. Megan returns to work following Peterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s death. 11.00 The Mentalist 11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.55 Played 2.55 Access

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7.05 Emmerdale 7.35 Funniest Ever Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! 8.35 Dinner Date 9.35 Psych 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12.10 Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Educating Joey Essex: Reem Halloween 10.00 Release the Hounds: Famous and Freaked 11.00 The Vampire Diaries 11.55 Tricked Fright Night

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SKY1

Prison: First and Last 24 Hours. New series. Following prisoners on their day of arrival or release. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 4.00 UK Border Force 8.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 9.00 House 11.00 Without a Trace 12.00 Blue Bloods 1.00 Stargate Atlantis 2.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 3.00 Seinfeld 4.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 5.00 House 7.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods. 9.00 The Affair. See Ones To Watch. 11.20 Nurse Jackie 12.30 The Leftovers 1.40 Oliver Stoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Untold History of the United States 3.00 Curb Your Enthusiasm

SKY ATLANTIC

7.00 Top Gear 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride. New series. 10.00 Russell Howardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Good News. The comedianâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s perspective on the news. 10.30

BBC THREE

Asian Provocateur. Romesh Ranganathan performs in a Sri Lankan drama. 11.00 Family Guy. Animated comedy. 11.45 American Dad! 12.10 Family Guy 12.30 Asian Provocateur 1.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride 2.00 Professor Green: Suicide and Me 2.55 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride 6.00 UK Border Force 7.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Inside Gatwick 9.00 SPCA Rescue 10.00 UK Border Force 11.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 12.00 Chicago Fire 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 6.00 Nothing to Declare UK 6.30 Nothing to Declare 7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 8.00 Elementary 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 The Blacklist 1.00 Dracula 1.50 Bones 3.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4.20 Inside Gatwick 5.10 Nothing to Declare

SKY LIVING

6.00 Cribs. A peak inside the homes of the entertainment industryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most popular stars. 6.20 Judge Geordie 7.10 Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County 8.00 Catfish: The TV Show 9.00 2015 MTV EMA 11.00 Catfish: The TV Show 8.00 Teen Mom 2 9.00 Snooki & JWoww. Exhaustion takes its toll on new parents Jennifer and Roger. 10.00 2015 MTV EMA 12.00 Ex on the Beach 2.00 Ridiculousness 3.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

MTV

11.00 Detective Story (1951) Police drama. 1.05 FILM4 Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960) Robin Hood adventure. 2.40 That Touch of Mink (1962) Romantic comedy. 4.40 Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971) Sci-fi adventure sequel. 6.40 Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief (2010) Fantasy adventure. 9.00 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Part 1 (2011) Romantic fantasy sequel. 11.15 Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) Action adventure sequel. 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Flashpoint 10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 Star Trek 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 NCIS 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 Bad Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 Oz 4.20 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.05 Hawaii Five-O

CBS ACTION

6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Medical Detectives 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 12.00 Medical Detectives 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Murder in Paradise 10.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 I Survived 1.00 Murder in Paradise 2.00 Cold Blood 3.00 Worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wildest Police Videos 3.50 Cops: Reloaded 4.20 Heir Hunters

CBS REALITY

NEW SERIES

The Affair

9pm, Sky Atlantic At any given moment, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always one big series that everyone is talking about. It doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t matter whether theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve seen it or not, or even if they actually think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s any good, they will discuss it all the same, to the point that if you havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seen it, you feel like you have to just to join in. It happened with The Wire, then Breaking Bad, then Game of Thrones and now The Affair. Yes, the ďŹ rst series of the drama, starring Dominic West and Ruth Wilson as lovers Noah and Alison, quickly became the most-talked about TV of the year, so fans (and people whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve heard people

talking about it) will be pleased to know that the series is back this week with an opening double bill of episodes. Fresh off the back of winning the award for Best Television Drama at the Golden Globes, the second season gives us two new points of view in the shape of the pairâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s former partners Helen (played by Maura Tierney, of ER fame) and Cole (played by Dawsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Creek star Joshua Jackson). Noah and Alison still feature, of course, and the ďŹ rst episode sees Noah and Helenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s divorce start to turn nasty. Get involved now so you can talk about it! +++++

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8pm, ITV Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plenty of retro celebrity charm in this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s instalment of the TV show that time forgot. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got presenting pair Marvin and Rochelle Humes, â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Allo! star Vicki Michelle and her hubby Graham and The Wantedâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tom Parker with partner Kelsey. Which pair will prove their knowledge of each other and take the ÂŁ30,000 for charity? ++++,

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers (R) 11.45 Caught Red Handed (R) 12.15 Bargain

BBC2

ITV

Hunt. Two teams compete at Wetherby Racecourse in West Yorkshire. (R) 1.00 BBC News, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Ayesha steps in when a fugitive tries to evade arrest. 2.15 The Edge. Gameshow, hosted by Gabby Logan. 3.00 Escape to the Country. Looking for a traditional property in Somerset. (R) 3.45 My Life on a Plate. Diane Louise Jordan’s culinary memories in Hatfield, Hertfordshire. 4.30 Antiques Road Trip. Travelling from Perth and Kinross to the Highlands. (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless

6.00 My Life on a Plate (R) 6.45 Escape to the Country (R) 7.30 The Edge (R) 8.15 Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off – Masterclass (R) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News. Latest headlines. 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Coast (R) 1.10 Bergerac (R) 2.00 Britain’s First Photo Album. John Sergeant visits Chesterfield in Derbyshire. (R) 2.30 Cash in the Attic. A couple hoping to raise money for a holiday. (R) 3.00 The Box. With guest John Craven. (R) 3.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass. Tutorials on making a wheat-free rye loaf, pretzels, suet pudding and religieuses. (R) 4.30 Natural World: Queen of the Savannah. The life of the African honeybee queen. (R) 5.15 Flog It! From Whipsnade Zoo. (R)

6.00 Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine. Entertainment and fashion news. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning. Celebrity chat and lifestyle features presented by Ben Shephard and Holly Willoughby, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. Including Local Weather. 12.30 Loose Women. The ladies put the world to rights once more. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Pick Me! Gameshow featuring lively, loud and energetic players. 3.59 Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (R) 7.10 3rd Rock from the Sun (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.30 Frasier (R) 10.00 Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.00 Posh Pawn (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R) 1.10 Deal or No Deal. Gameshow. 2.10 Countdown. Words-and-numbers game, hosted by Nick Hewer. 3.00 Fifteen to One. General knowledge quiz. 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. Finding a home in Sarasota, Florida. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed. A hovercraft race proves popular at the Castle Hotel in Kent. 5.30-6.00 Come Dine with Me. Nick hosts the fourth night in Exeter.

6.00 BBC News, Weather

6.00 Eggheads

6.00 Local News, Weather

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

A trio of spirited Halloween tales, starring Daniel Radcliffe. (R)

Marilyn gets a visit from a boy that she used to be nanny for. (R)

Quiz in which the winners of gameshows work as a team. (R)

6.30 Local News, Weather

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball has a sneak

6.30 ITV Evening News

peek at some of the costumes.

7.00 The One Show

7 8 9 10 11

Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the magazine show.

7.30 Watchdog Sophie Raworth, Chris Hollins, Michelle Ackerley and Matt Allwright report on a gym that continues to charge customers even after they have cancelled their membership.

7.00 World Gymnastics Championships Live coverage of day seven of the competition from SSE Hydro Arena in Glasgow. The women’s all-around ﬁnal takes place tonight, which will see the competitors tackle the vault, uneven bars, beam and ﬂoor disciplines, with the overall leader claiming the gold medal.

Phil comes home from hospital and tries to get back to normal.

9.00 Class of 92: Out of Their League Documentary following

8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces A father and daughter

8.00 Monster Fish: Jungle River Beast Cyril Chauquet visits the

building a festival campervan from a US school bus and a father who has made a home from a grain silo. Plus, the beach hut ﬁnally takes to the sea.

Gabonese jungle in search of the African threadfin, a predator fish that grows up to two metres in length and preys on other fish, crabs and octopus.

9.00 Kitchen Impossible with Michel Roux Jr New series. Chef

PICK 9.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys

Michel Roux Jr takes people with disabilities and teaches them how to cook in the hope they can get a job in one of the toughest professions around.

Chris journeys across Japan by rail, meeting one of the great architects of the bullet trains. See Ones To Watch. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

9.00 Unforgotten

former Manchester United stars Ryan Giggs, Phil and Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt as they buy Salford City FC and try to win promotion.

10.00 BBC News, Weather

10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News The comedian offers his

10.00 ITV News, Weather

David Dimbleby chairs the debate from Edinburgh, with a panel of politicians and celebrity guests facing topical questions from the audience.

11.35 This Week

12.25-6.00 BBC News. Latest national

and international headlines, including weather forecast and sport results.

perspective on news stories.

11.15 The Naked Choir with Gareth Malone Gareth searches for Britain’s most entertaining amateur singing group, who must perform a capella, without instruments, to impress the experts. Last in the series. (R) 12.15 Sign Zone: Britain’s Mental Health Crisis – Panorama (R) 12.45 Sign Zone: The Celts: Blood, Iron and Sacrifice with Alice Roberts and Neil Oliver (R) 1.45 Doctor Who (R) 2.30 This Is BBC Two 5.45-6.45 Homes Under the Hammer

7.00 Secrets of Great British Castles Dan Jones explores

8.00 Coronation Street Alya discovers Gary has signed the contract for the job.

The marks on the victim’s body turn out to be consistent with gangland torture methods, so Cassie and Sunny question Sir Phillip about his involvement with an East End crime family.

Analysis of the day’s events.

Coverage of the latest national and international stories.

Including sport and weather.

for homes. See Ones To Watch.

10.30 Newsnight

6.30 5 News Tonight

When Rachel confronts Ellie with the letter, she has to think fast.

7.00 Channel 4 News

Uhtred ﬁnds himself in limbo after the wedding massacre, so he approaches the fearsome Viking warlord Ubba for protection, but soon realises his best hope lies with the Saxons.

10.35 Question Time

6.30 Hollyoaks

7.00 Emmerdale

9.00 The Last Kingdom

10.25 Local News, Weather

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders. A Halifax couple whose home is plagued by dated decor and water damage. 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. The doctors are faced with depression and alcohol abuse. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS. A woman claims to have witnessed a murder. (R) 3.15 FILM: Spirit Riders (2015) Premiere. A rebellious teenager is sent to an equine therapy camp, where she forms a connection with a spirited thoroughbred horse. Family drama, starring Alexandria DeBerry. Edited for language and violence. 5.00 5 News at 5 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Brad and Terese join forces to parent Piper. (R)

Rishi tries to persuade Nikhil to return to the village, but he is still troubled by bad memories. Belle drowns her sorrows and Tracy comes to Eric’s aid, but Leyla is suspicious of her reason.

PICK 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For the Love of Dogs More dogs looking

8.30 EastEnders

Andrew Neil and guests discuss parliamentary developments from the past seven days.

Channel 4 Channel 5

10.30 Local News, Weather 10.40 The Magic Show Story Stephen Mulhern explores 60 years of magic, from the early antics of performers such as David Nixon and Tommy Cooper, through to the era of “street magicians” such as Dynamo. (R)

11.40 Birds of a Feather Dorien reluctantly agrees to a family reunion. (R) 12.10 Jackpot247. Viewers are offered

the chance to participate in live interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show. The host invites guests to air their views. (R) 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

the turbulent past of six of Britain’s most famous strongholds, beginning by heading to the south-east of England to visit Dover Castle. (R)

10.00 First Dates Geordie model Georgia and nice guy Alex, who ended up ﬂirting in the bar last week, return for a proper date to pick up where they left off, while baker Chloe meets am-dram enthusiast Ben.

11.05 Gogglebox The nation’s favourite armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions from the comfort of their own homes. (R) 12.10 SAS: Who Dares Wins (R) 1.10 My Son the Jihadi (R) 2.05 Embarrassing Fat Bodies (R) 2.55 How to Stop Your Nuisance Calls: Channel 4 Dispatches (R) 3.25 Four Rooms 4.15 Location, Location, Location (R) 5.10 Deal or No Deal (R)

FILM 10.00 King Arthur

(2004) A Roman commander is posted to Britain in the last days of the empire and given a ﬁnal mission to rescue a high-ranking official and his son stranded in the north. However, the endeavour reveals his true destiny is to lead the Britons against the new Saxon invasion, and marks the start of a legend. Historical adventure, starring Clive Owen, Keira Knightley, Ray Winstone, Ioan Gruffudd and Stephen Dillane. 12.25 SuperCasino. Live gaming. 3.10 Horror Homes & Landslides (R) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R) 4.25 Great Artists (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 House Doctor (R) 5.35-6.00 House Doctor (R)

STV 11.05 The Magic Show Story UTV 8.30 The Troubles I’ve Seen 11.10 Paul O’Grady: For the Love of Dogs 11.40 The Magic Show Story UTV IRELAND 1.30 Ejector Seat 2.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.30 Judge Rinder 4.30 Pick Me! 5.30 News: Ireland Live, Weather 6.00 The Chase 6.59 Ireland Live Update 9.00 Alexander Armstrong in the Land of the Midnight Sun 10.00 News: Ireland Live at 10 11.00 The Jonathan Ross Show BBC1 N IRELAND 10.35 The View 11.15 Question Time 12.15 This Week 1.00 BBC News BBC2 SCOTLAND 12.00 Politics Scotland 12.30 Daily Politics 10.30 Scotland 2015 11.00 Newsnight 11.45 The Naked Choir with Gareth Malone BBC2 WALES 7.00 Sport Wales 7.30 World Gymnastics Championships RTE1 6.10 EuroNews 6.15 Teleshopping 6.50 Shopping from Home 7.25 Today 8.55 Grand Designs 9.55 The Doctors 10.50 Dr Phil 11.45 Shortland Street 12.15 Doctors 12.45 Telly Bingo 1.00 News 1.30 Home and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.25 The Zoo 3.00 Fair City 3.30 The Design Doctors 4.00 News 4.10 Today 5.40 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News 7.00 Scannal! 7.30 EastEnders 8.00 Fair City 8.30 Neven Maguire: Home Chef 9.00 News 9.35 Prime Time 10.15 A Different Class 11.15 The Works 11.45 Bhí mé ann 12.20 Ripper Street S4C 7.00 Cyw 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Cefn Gwlad 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Rygbi: Cwpan y Byd a Mwy 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Rygbi Pawb 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Rygbi Pawb 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Pobol y Cwm 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Ar y Dibyn 10.30 Ochr 1 11.00 Y Lle 12.05 Diwedd

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6.00 Teleshopping 12.00 Access 12.15 NCIS 2.05 FILM: McBride: Murder Past Midnight (2005) Mystery, starring John Larroquette. 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Miami 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS 9.00 Law & Order. An illegal immigrant is attacked. 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. The detectives try to track down a serial rapist. 11.00 Law & Order 11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 SuperCasino 3.00 Teleshopping

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7.35 Coronation Street 8.05 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! 8.35 Dinner Date 9.35 Psych 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12.10 Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street 1.15 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 The Xtra Factor 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 10.00 Celebrity Juice: Halloween Special 10.50 Keith Lemonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Back Tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Future Tribute 12.20 Two and a Half Men

ITV2

6.00 The Dog Whisperer 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00 Modern Family 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Modern Family 4.00 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Supergirl. New series. 9.00 Bring the Noise. With guests John Bradley and Katy B. 10.00 A League of Their Own. James Corden hosts the sports quiz. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 4.00 UK Border Force

SKY1

SKY ATLANTIC

6.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 7.00 Seinfeld 8.00

Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 9.00 House 11.00 Without a Trace 12.00 Blue Bloods 1.00 Stargate Atlantis 2.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 3.00 Seinfeld 4.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 5.00 House 7.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Mildred Pierce 11.55 Ferrell Takes the Field 12.55 Oliver Stoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Untold History of the United States 7.00 Top Gear. Richard Hammond drives the Porsche 918 Spyder. 8.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride. A groom-to-be plans a demolition derby style wedding. 9.00 Live at the Apollo 10.00 EastEnders. Phil and Ben argue over the search for Gavin. 10.30 Rent a Cop 11.00 Family Guy. Stewie is left home alone. 11.45 American Dad! 12.10 Family Guy 12.30 Rent a Cop 1.00 Together 1.30 Asian Provocateur 2.00 The Fear 2.30 Live at the Apollo 3.00 Rent a Cop

BBC THREE

6.00 UK Border Force. Fly-on-the-wall documentary. 7.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Inside Gatwick 9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00 UK Border Force 11.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 12.00 Chicago Fire 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 The Blacklist 1.00 Dracula 1.50 Bones 3.30 Stalker 4.20 Criminal Minds 5.10 Nothing to Declare

SKY LIVING

6.00 Cribs 6.20 Judge Geordie 7.10 Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County 8.00 Catfish: The TV Show 9.00 16 & Pregnant 3.00 2015 MTV EMA 5.00 16 & Pregnant 6.00 Being Farrah: A Teen Mom Special 7.00 Getting to Know Farrah 8.00 Teen Mom 2. Leah ends her marriage. 9.00 Catfish: The TV Show 10.00 Are You the One? 11.00 Geordie Shore 12.00 Ex on the Beach 2.00 Ridiculousness 3.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 9pm, Channel 5 We canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t quite decide if Chris Tarrant must have done something really good or really bad to deserve his latest presenting gig. The former face of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? has spent the last few episodes chugging around the world on some of the most extreme railway lines possible, meeting all manner of people and seeing all kinds of things. From the jungles of Thailand to the Siberian Arctic, the host has still managed his trademark chuckle wherever heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been, and this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s expedition should raise a smile or two. Chris is zooming an impressive 1,000 miles across

Japan on what is reputed to be the best railway in the world, discovering some very interesting things about the famous bullet train along the way. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also hearing about how the atomic bomb devastated Hiroshima, visiting the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s busiest railway station and hearing how a cat called Tama brought ÂŁ6million into the local economy. No, it didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t win Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? six times. After all that, Chris heads to the countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s frozen north to see if the superfast trains can still cut it in the depths of winter. Hope you brought your jumper, Chris! +++++

MTV

11.00 Death Drums Along the River (1963) FILM4 12.40 The Overlanders (1946) Fact-based drama. 2.25 To Hell and Back (1955) War biopic. 4.35 Donovanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Reef (1963) Comedy drama. 6.50 Down with Love (2003) Romantic comedy. 9.00 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Part 2 (2012) Romantic fantasy sequel. 11.10 Chasing Mavericks (2012) Premiere. Fact-based drama. 1.25 Serpico (1973) Fact-based crime drama. 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Flashpoint 10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 Star Trek 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 NCIS 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 Bad Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 Oz 4.25 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.15 Hawaii Five-O

CBS ACTION

6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Medical Detectives 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 12.00 Medical Detectives 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Murder in Paradise 10.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 I Survived 1.00 Murder in Paradise 2.00 Cold Blood 3.00 Worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wildest Police Videos 3.50 Cops: Reloaded 4.20 Heir Hunters

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8.30pm, ITV Paul Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Gradyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s love for his canine companions knows no bounds and, in this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s third episode of his latest series, he meets a pug called Peanut who faces a big operation to help him breathe. The surgery is a success, but will anyone want to adopt a dog with chest problems and a runny nose? ++++,

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 11.00 The Housing Enforcers (R) 11.45

Caught Red Handed. The innovative methods used to catch criminals in the act. (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt. Two teams test their antiques knowledge. 1.00 BBC News, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Rob and Karen wonder if a neighbour could be hiding a gruesome secret. 2.15 The Edge. Gameshow. 3.00 Escape to the Country. House hunting in North Yorkshire. (R) 3.45 My Life on a Plate. Tony Blackburn revisits his childhood home in Poole. 4.30 Antiques Road Trip. The final leg of the Scottish road trip. (R) 5.15 Pointless. Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong.

6.00 BBC News, Weather

6.30 Local News, Weather

7.00 The One Show

7 8

Matt Baker and Alex Jones host the topical magazine show.

7.30 EastEnders The people of Albert Square celebrate Halloween, with genuine frights for a few residents as the incidents of the past few weeks come to a head, leaving Kathy, Phil and Ben in a terrifying situation.

8.30 Citizen Khan New series. The Khans decide to have a family day out.

9.00 Have I Got News for You

9 10

With guests Grayson Perry and comedian Katherine Ryan.

ITV

6.45 My Life on a Plate (R) 7.30 The Edge (R) 8.15 Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (R) 8.45 Sign Zone: Great British Menu (R) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Coast. The salt mines at Carrickfergus and Bendu House. (R) 1.10 Bergerac (R) 2.00 Animal Park. A hidden camera records feeding time for the vultures. (R) 2.30 Cash in the Attic. A woman tries to raise money for her charity mission. (R) 3.00 The Box (R) 3.30 The Great British Bake Off Revisited. Catching up with contestants from the second series. (R) 4.30 Natural World: Chimps of the Lost Gorge. The lives of chimpanzees in a remote gorge in Uganda. (R) 5.15-6.00 Flog It! Kate Bliss and Will Axon value items at Nantwich Civic Hall in Cheshire. (R)

6.00 Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine. Entertainment and fashion news. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning. Celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines and a recipe in the kitchen. With Marvin and Rochelle Humes. Including Local Weather. 12.30 Loose Women. Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Pick Me! Gameshow featuring lively, loud and energetic players. 3.59 ITV Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

6.00 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents

6.00 Local News, Weather

analysis of the pro-celebrity couples’ progress ahead of tomorrow night’s show, and reports from the rehearsals. Plus, a live musical performance.

6.30 ITV News, Weather

7.00 World Gymnastics Championships Matt Baker is joined by Beth Tweddle, Mitch Fenner and Christine Still to present live coverage of day eight of the competition from SSE Hydro Arena in Glasgow. The men’s all-around ﬁnal takes place tonight, which will see the competitors tackle the ﬂoor, pommel horse, rings, vault, parallel bars and horizontal bar disciplines, with the overall leader claiming the gold medal.

9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo

7.00 Coronation Street

Channel 4 Channel 5

6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (R) 7.10 3rd Rock from the Sun (R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.00 Frasier (R) 9.25 Frasier (R) 10.00 Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.00 Posh Pawn (R) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine with Me (R) 1.10 Sarah Millican Hijacks Deal or No Deal (R) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen to One. The Grand Final. 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun. Searching for property in the Tampa Bay area of Florida. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed. The B&B owners meet for the last time to find out what they have been paid. 5.30-6.00 Come Dine with Me. Ajay plans a nautical-themed evening, with a seafood spread.

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders. A Coventry

hallway and dining room left in a very sorry state. 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys. Chris journeys a 1,000 miles across Japan by rail. (R) 1.15 Home and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS. A marine is found dead at the foot of a cliff. (R) 3.15 FILM: Oliver’s Ghost (2011) A boy with the ability to see ghosts tries to persuade a bad-tempered spook to let his family stay in the house he haunts. Fantasy, starring Nicholas Stargel and Martin Mull. 5.00 5 News at 5. Latest headlines. 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Aaron confronts Tyler about his efforts to ruin Mark and Paige’s relationship. (R)

6.00 The Simpsons

6.00 Home and Away

Dracula gatecrashs a Halloween party on Evergreen Terrace. (R)

Andy decides to keep quiet about Hunter starting the ﬁre. (R)

6.30 Hollyoaks

6.30 5 News Tonight

Lockie argues with Cameron while Pete gives Jade a phone.

A summary at the day’s main news and sport headlines.

7.00 Channel 4 News

7.00 Police Interceptors

7.30 Rugby World Cup

7.30 Unreported World

Coverage of the Bronze Final (Kick-off 8.00pm), as the losing teams from the semi-ﬁnals face each other at the Olympic Stadium in a battle for third place. Wales and Australia faced each other in this contest four years ago, and on that occasion it was the Wallabies who came out on top, claiming a 21-18 victory at Eden Park in Auckland. Subsequent programmes are subject to change.

Morland Sanders reports on the realities of life in South Sudan.

PC Damo Stevens takes on an aggressive arsonist, dog handler Andy Hunt is called to a violent domestic disturbance and Sgt Kev Salter is hot on the heels of a runaway quad bike. (R)

Sophie ﬁnds the perfect garage premises for Kevin.

8.00 TFI Friday Chris Evans welcomes guests including The X Factor judge Cheryl Fernandez-Versini to his lively entertainment show. Plus, music by Eagles of Death Metal and Foals.

PICK 8.00 Faking the Moon Landings: Conspiracy The claims of Bart Sibrel and Marcus Allen who allege to have evidence that proves that the USA faked the moon landings. See Ones To Watch.

9.00 Gogglebox

9.00 NCIS: New Orleans

Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas. Narrated by Caroline Aherne.

When a sailor is shot in the champagne room of a strip club, the team links the murder weapon to two additional unsolved cases. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

Disaster strikes on Jenny and Tim’s wedding day.

experiences ﬁrst-hand Italy’s “need for speed” in a Maserati sports car, and discovers how the leaning tower of Pisa was rescued from near collapse.

10.00 BBC News, Weather

10.00 QI

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

10.00 NCIS

David Mitchell, Sue Perkins and Sami Shah guest on the quiz.

Nick Grimshaw discusses his role as judge in The X Factor and Radio 1’s Teen Awards. Plus, comedian Jason Manford drops in to talk about his new Dave show The Money Pit.

McGee’s girlfriend Delilah makes a breakthrough in a controversial case, prompting her to turn to the NCIS team.

9.30 The Kennedys

10.25 Local News, Weather PICK 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The host chats to Dame Maggie Smith, Bradley Cooper, Sienna Miller and Cindy Crawford. With music by Justin Bieber. See Ones To Watch.

Asian Provocateur 11 11.25 Romesh Ranganathan fulﬁls his mother’s dream.

FILM 11.50 Hollywood Homicide (2003) Two cops

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are put to the test by the baffling case of a rapper murdered on stage. Action comedy, starring Harrison Ford. 1.45-6.00 BBC News. Coverage

of the main news headlines.

10.15 ITV News, Weather

10.30 Newsnight An in-depth look at the day’s main news headlines.

10.45 Local News, Weather

11.00 Artsnight – George the Poet Spoken word artist George

11.00 Rugby World Cup Highlights Action from the

the Poet explores black culture.

11.35 Later – with Jools Holland

Bronze Final, as the losing teams from the semi-ﬁnals faced each other at the Olympic Stadium.

Extended edition. Performances by Guy Garvey, Dave Gahan and Soulsavers, Judy Collins, Willy Mason and Abigail Washburn.

Bradley Walsh presents as four contestants answer general knowledge questions. (R)

12.35 FILM: Witchfinder General (1968) Period horror. 2.00 Sign Zone: Question Time (R) 3.00 Sign Zone: Brett: A Life With No Arms (R) 4.00 This Is BBC Two

11.45 The Chase

12.40 Jackpot247. Viewers are offered

the chance to participate in live interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R) 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

11.05 First Dates Geordie model Georgia and nice guy Alex, who ended up ﬂirting in the bar last week, return for a proper date, while baker Chloe meets amateur dramatics enthusiast Ben. (R)

10.55 NCIS: Los Angeles An armed woman takes hostages at a navy recruitment centre, and the team is shocked to discover she is Callen’s former partner Tracy Keller. Guest starring Marisol Nichols.

11.55 Access

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12.00 SuperCasino. Viewers get the

(2009) Comedy, directed by and starring Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore. 2.35 Supernatural 3.25 Four Rooms (R) 4.20 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites (R) 4.30 Deal or No Deal (R) 5.20-6.10 Fifteen to One (R)

chance to take part in live interactive gaming. 3.10 Now That’s Funny! (R) 4.00 Eamonn & Ruth: How the Other Half Lives (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R) 5.10 House Doctor (R) 5.35-6.00 House Doctor. With Ann Maurice. (R)

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investigate two murders at the same hotel â&#x20AC;&#x201C; a bellboy killed by a guest and a tourist found dead in a lift. 1.00 SuperCasino 3.00 Teleshopping 8.05 Coronation Street 8.35 Dinner Date 9.35 Psych 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12.10 Emmerdale 1.15 Coronation Street 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve Been Framed! Halloween Special 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 FILM: Scary Movie 4 (2006) Spoof horror sequel, starring Anna Faris. 10.45 Educating Joey Essex: Reem Halloween 11.45 FILM: House of Wax (2005) Horror.

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6.00 The Dog Whisperer 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00 Modern Family 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Modern Family 4.00 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 A League of Their Own. James Corden hosts the sports quiz. 9.00 Mount Pleasant. A fire breaks out at the pub. Last in the series. 10.00 Footballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Funniest Moments 11.00 Zoo 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response

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Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 9.00 House 11.00 Without a Trace 12.00 Blue Bloods 1.00 Stargate Atlantis 2.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 3.00 Seinfeld 4.00 David Attenboroughâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Galapagos 5.00 House 7.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 The Wire 12.55 Oliver Stoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Untold History of the United States 2.15 Curb Your Enthusiasm 4.15 Star Trek: Enterprise 7.00 Top Gear 8.00 Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Tell the Bride. A

BBC THREE thrill-seeker plans an adrenaline-fuelled wedding for his bride-to-be. 9.00 Rent a Cop 9.30 Russell Howardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Good News. An edition from 2010. 10.00 EastEnders. Kathy, Phil and Ben find themselves in a terrifying situation. 11.00 Russell Howardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Good News 11.30 Family Guy 12.15 American Dad! 12.40 Family Guy 1.00 The Fear 1.30 Asian Provocateur 2.00 Together 2.30 Rent a Cop 6.00 UK Border Force 7.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Inside Gatwick 9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00 UK Border Force 11.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 12.00 Chicago Fire 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4.00 Criminal Minds 5.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 6.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 8.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 The Blacklist 11.00 The Enfield Haunting 12.00 Interview With A Poltergeist 1.10 Dracula 2.05 Criminal Minds 2.55 The Enfield Haunting

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6.00 Cribs. A peek inside the homes of the entertainment industryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most popular stars. 6.20 Judge Geordie 7.10 Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County 8.00 Say It in Song 9.00 Teen Mom 2: Most Explosive Moments 6.00 2015 MTV EMA 8.00 Snooki & JWoww 9.00 Teen Mom 2: Uncut. Leah ends her marriage. 10.00 Geordie Shore. Reality series. 11.00 Stand by Your Man 12.00 Are You the One? 3.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

The Graham Norton Show 10.35pm, BBC1 Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sat next to you on the sofa? No, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t look, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll give the game away! Is it an A-list Hollywood superstar? No? Well, in that case youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve already lost out to Mr Graham Norton, because the diminutive chat show king has once again stuffed his celebrity chair full of the kind of talent that other shows can only dream of. First up is movie hunk Bradley Cooper alongside Sienna Miller, as the pair discuss their new chef ďŹ&#x201A;ick Burnt in which they reunited for the ďŹ rst time since American Sniper. Not enough? Well, Graham also has Dame Maggie Smith and her

co-star Alex Jennings, who will be telling us all about their new ďŹ lm The Lady In The Van. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re guessing she might also give us a few Downton Abbey stories if weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re lucky. Grahamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not done there, though, because iconic supermodel Cindy Crawford will be stopping by for a chinwag and then, right at the end â&#x20AC;&#x201C; before that bit with the ďŹ&#x201A;ipping chair â&#x20AC;&#x201C; there will be a very special musical guest. Yes, the one and only Justin Bieber will be appearing, fully clothed, to perform his latest single What Do You Mean?, before taking a seat with all those other guests. ++++,

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11.00 The Prince and the Pauper (1977) Period FILM4 drama. 1.20 Conspiracy of Hearts (1960) World War Two drama. 3.35 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) Western. 5.45 Australia (2008) Romantic drama, starring Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman. 9.00 Stoker (2013) Premiere. Thriller, starring Mia Wasikowska. 11.00 American Mary (2012) Premiere. Thriller, starring Katharine Isabelle. 1.05 The Raven (2012) Thriller. 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Flashpoint 10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00 Star Trek 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 NCIS 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 Bad Girls 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 Oz 4.15 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.00 Hawaii Five-O

CBS ACTION

6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Medical Detectives 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 12.00 Medical Detectives 1.00 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Beyond The Headlines 10.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00 I Survived 1.00 Beyond The Headlines 2.00 Cold Blood 3.00 Worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wildest Police Videos 3.50 Cops: Reloaded 4.20 Heir Hunters

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