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NEW LONDON SPY

Ben Whishaw’s espionage thriller

SEAN BEAN stars in The Frankenstein Chronicles

PLUS DOWNTON draws to a close

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Doctor Who

Premier League

SCI-FI BBC1 HD, 8pm The Time Lord continues his battle against the shapeshifting Zygons but, with UNIT neutralised, he is firmly on his own and it’s well-nigh impossible to tell who he can and cannot trust...

FOOTBALL Sky Sports 1 HD, from 12.30pm An afternoon of unmissable action sees Aston Villa take on Manchester City (kick-off 1.30pm), and then it’s Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur (kick-off 4pm).

The Shopper’s Guide to Saving Money

MasterChef: The Professionals

CONSUMER AFFAIRS Channel 4 HD, 8.30pm/Channel 4+1, 9.30pm Kate Quilton and Dave Fishwick query the cost of everyday items like pet insurance, and shed light on industry pricing tricks.

COOKERY BBC2 HD, 8pm The ultimate cookery contest returns, with tough judging from Monica Galetti, Gregg Wallace and Marcus Wareing. Continues tomorrow and Thursday.

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Prison Night

Jekyll and Hyde

London Spy

DOCUMENTARY Channel 4 HD, 9pm/ Channel 4+1, 10pm How do the prisons featured in iconic films measure up to their real-life equivalents? UK inmates rank them and vote for their favourite prison movie ever.

FANTASY DRAMA ITV HD, 7pm/ ITV+1, 8pm The increasingly desperate Robert tries out a few old potions from the laboratory in the hope of finding a cure, while Captain Dance goes after a key witness.

DRAMA BBC2 HD, 9pm star Ben EDITOR’S Spectre Whishaw makes another CHOICE foray into the world of super spies in this twisty thriller, alongside an all-star cast. See feature, page 11

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Song for Marion DRAMA BBC2 HD, 9.45pm (N.I, 10pm) Vanessa Redgrave and Terence Stamp star in this heart-warming drama about a pensioner who begrudgingly joins a choir with his terminally ill wife and slowly learns how to embrace happiness again.

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The Secret Life of 4 Year Olds DOCUMENTARY Channel 4 HD, 8pm/ Channel 4+1, 9pm We return to the playgroup as the girls and boys learn more about the rules of friendship, and adapt to two new faces.

NEW

Dames of Classic Drama at the BBC

Dreamcatcher: Surviving Chicago’s Streets

DOCUMENTARY BBC4 HD, 8pm A celebration of our greatest actresses, featuring rare archive footage of their early performances, including Judi Dench, Helen Mirren and Maggie Smith.

DOCUMENTARY BBC4 HD, 10pm Storyville tells the compelling story of Brenda Myers-Powell, a prostitute for 25 years who now works with a foundation to help women in similar circumstances.

River CRIME DRAMA BBC1 HD, 9pm River and Ira find links within the refugee community to the mystery of Stevie’s comings and goings, but what they uncover leads to devastating revelations for another team member.

NEW The Jonathan Ross Show

Downton Abbey

Live at the Apollo

Lewis

CHAT SHOW ITV HD, 10.20pm/ ITV+1, 11.20pm Jonathan is joined by some big names from the world of acting tonight, as Dame Joan Collins, Danny DeVito and Sheridan Smith drop in for a catch-up.

PERIOD DRAMA ITV HD, 9pm/ ITV+1, 10pm final series draws to a LAST The close with a few tantalising ONE! loose ends left dangling for the Christmas special. See feature, page 8

COMEDY BBC2 HD, 10pm (N.I, 11.45pm) The Bafta-nominated stand-up show moves to a new channel to allow for edgier material, kicking off with Alan Carr hosting comedy circuit stars Francesca Martinez and Nish Kumar.

DRAMA ITV HD, 9pm/ITV+1, 10pm discovery of another LAST The explosive device sends Lewis ONE! into a spin, sure his career in the police is a ticking time bomb. Can he solve the case before Moody blows up?

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ws on TV this week NEW Suddenly Royal REALITY TLC HD, 8pm/TLC+1, 9pm Following the fortunes of US mechanic David Drew Howe and his family after they unearth a surprising link to noble lineage in the Isle of Man and cross the pond to take up the mantle of royalty.

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NEW Tom Jones & Rob Brydon: One Big Night ENTERTAINMENT BBC1 HD, 8pm The duo host a one-off spectacular in aid of Children in Need, featuring musical guests and comedians, and a miniepisode of The Trip with Steve Coogan.

Ex Machina SCI-FI Sky Premiere HD, 2pm & 8pm/ Premiere+1, 3pm & 9pm Alex Garland’s disturbing futuristic thriller stars Domhnall Gleeson as a computer programmer testing the limits of artificial intelligence. See review, page 18

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4 Cover story David Mitchell and Robert Webb team up for one final outing in cult comedy Peep Show

6 This week on TV Including gripping new dramas The Frankenstein Chronicles, London Spy, and The Last Panthers, the quirky comedy Josh and the lowdown on this year’s Children in Need fundraiser

9 Soap diary The pick of the week’s stories

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Peep Show

The Last Panthers

Children in Need

COMEDY Channel 4 HD, 10pm/ Channel 4+1, 11pm the end of an era as EDITOR’S It’s Mark and CHOICE flatmates Jeremy pair up for one glorious, final run. See feature, page 4

CRIME DRAMA Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm/ Sky Atlantic+1, 10pm Morton is on EDITOR’S Samantha trail of an audacious CHOICE the gang of international jewel thieves. See feature, page 12

FUNDRAISER BBC1 HD, from 7.30pm & BBC2 HD, 10pm The annual extravaganza promises the usual fun and mash-ups, with highlights including a Harry Hill sketch, and Call the Midwife meets Strictly… See feature, page 8

13 TV Spy Including the return of Scorpion

17 Documentaries Including the fascinating Tony Robinson’s Wild West

18 Films Domhnall Gleeson is up against the ultimate robot in Ex Machina

28 Sport A preview of rugby union’s European Champions Cup

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The Frankenstein Chronicles

How Straight Am I? Tyger Takes On

PERIOD CRIME DRAMA ITV Encore HD, 10pm/ITV Encore+1, 11pm Bean stars in a EDITOR’S Sean grisly twist on the classic CHOICE tale. See feature, page 6

DOCUMENTARY BBC3 HD, 9pm Tyger Drew-Honey (above, centre) learns first-hand about other people’s sexuality as he returns with two new programmes exploring issues affecting today’s youth.

Spain v England FOOTBALL ITV HD, kick-off 7.45pm Roy Hodgson’s team begin their preparations for Euro 2016, facing stiff competition against the reigning champs who lost just one game during the qualifying stages for the tournament.

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NEW Josh

Unforgotten

COMEDY BBC3 HD, 10.30pm Josh Widdicombe turns his talents to his own sitcom, based on three hapless thirtysomethings jollying along in a houseshare with Jack Dee as their infuriating landlord. See feature, page 15

CRIME DRAMA ITV HD, 9pm/ ITV+1, 10pm last week’s shocking LAST Following revelations, the complex ONE! drama concludes as the truth about Jimmy’s death is finally revealed.

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Rod Stewart Live at Hyde Park MUSIC BBC4 HD, 10pm The veteran singer’s performance at September’s Festival in a Day event, where he wowed the crowds with his take on some modern classics.

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Cover story Robert Webb and David Mitchell in the last series of Peep Show

‘He is really deeply selfish and has done things that are borderline evil a few times’ DAVID MITCHELL ON MARK

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odbye eeps!

Jeremy and Mark have tolerated each other for 12 years

David Mitchell and Robert Webb return to play the dysfunctional, flat-sharing odd couple Mark and Jeremy for the last time, with Olivia Colman making a comeback

It’s the end of an era.

Robert Webb I didn’t even have

Peep Show, which began in 2003 and has the distinction of being Channel 4’s longestrunning comedy, begins its final series this week. It is nearly three years since we last saw the dysfunctional flatmates: uptight Mark (David Mitchell) and lazy wannabe musician Jeremy (Robert Webb). And when the new series begins, we find Mark with a new flatmate, Jerry… We caught up with Mitchell, 41, and Webb, 43, during filming to find out more about the new series, which sees the return of several familiar faces, including Paterson Joseph as Johnson, Matt King as Super Hans and, for one episode, Olivia Colman as Sophie…

to do that. No, we’ve played the characters for so long it’s like second nature. Did you ever imagine that the show would last this long? Webb We thought it was funny

Why has Mark kept Jeremy as a flatmate for so long? Mitchell He hasn’t really got any

Peep Show Wednesday, Channel 4 HD, 10pm

to shave my beard off – that was it.

Olivia Colman returns as Sophie for one episode

and it’s always had nice reviews and picked up a few awards, but it’s never done massively in terms of viewing figures, so we never assumed at the end of each series that it would come back. Mitchell Oddly, the only time we knew there would be another series was after the last series in 2012, so even though it’s been our longest gap between series, that’s the only time we’ve known that we would be back. Why do you think it’s been so popular? MitchelI I think it’s what a good

sitcom should be, which is about life not changing. It’s about people who are stuck in a situation and hope for better lives but things don’t change for them. People have identified with Jeremy and Mark’s problems but also perhaps thought, ‘At least our lives aren’t quite…’ Webb ‘… as bad as Mark and Jeremy’s!’ Why is it the right time to stop? Mitchell We’re

other friends, has he? Webb It’s inertia as well. It’s just too

much effort to get rid of him. Mitchell They both actually find it difficult to make friends. Mark initially finds it difficult, while Jeremy falls out with everyone. The fact they have not fallen out with each other is based on the fact that they both despise each other, so they get a lot of comfort from looking at the other one and thinking, ‘Whatever’s wrong with my life I’m not as bad as him’. Have you ever had people come up to you and say ‘I’m just like Jeremy’ or ‘I’m just like Mark’? Webb A bit. I’ve had people say,

‘I’m like Jeremy except I am going to make it and I am a talented musician, and my blog is going to go mad.’ Mitchell A lot of people pick up on Mark’s relentless self-analysis, but they forget the number of unpleasant things Mark has done. He is really deeply selfish and has done things that are borderline evil a few times. Webb Yes, on paper they’re a real couple of sh**s sometimes. The job is to play them in a way that makes people want to carry on watching and that’s part of the fun.

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO JEREMY & MARK Some of the finest lines from the socially awkward duo... Jeremy ‘I feel like my soul is being chipped away bit by bit.’ Mark ‘Welcome to the world of work, Jeremy.’ Jeremy ‘You promised not to tell.’ Mark ‘Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.’ Mark ‘Loss adjustment. I could do that. My entire life has been one continual adjustment to loss.’ Jeremy ‘Already given a quid to Greenpeace this year, so I’m golden.’ Jeremy ‘I’m having a good time.’ Mark ‘So am I. I mean, not actually. But it’s like I am.’ Jeremy ‘What was it Shakespeare said? ’ Mark ‘He said a lot of things, Jeremy.’ Mark ‘Sure, an orgy sounds great, but you’re basically just multiplying the number of people you won’t be able to look in the eye afterwards.’ Jeremy ‘Is this a terrible idea? It can’t be, it’s in a film. They wouldn’t put a terrible idea in a film, they’d get sued...’ Mark ‘Nothing means anything to you, does it Jez? Friendship, loyalty – they’re just fusty old words like sixpence and codpiece to you, aren’t they?’

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It’s been a while since the last series. Was it hard to become Mark and Jeremy again? David Mitchell No, not at all. I had

stopping because we feel it’s a show about young men and we’re not young men now. But I think one day we might go back and see what Mark and Jeremy are doing in their old age. Webb And they’d be exactly the same, otherwise it wouldn’t be Peep Show.

NEW COMEDY

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This week on TV Anna Maxwell Martin as Mary Shelley, with Sean Bean as investigator John Marlott and Richie Campbell as his assistant, Joseph

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Marlott channels all his restlessness into the case, hoping to find some sort of redemptionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; SEAN BEAN

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NEW HORROR DRAMA

The Frankenstein Chronicles Wednesday, ITV Encore HD, 10pm

John Marlott leads the inquiry into the macabre case

So he channels all his restlessness into the case, hoping to find some sort of redemption for his life.’

HORROR STORIES

Joining Marlott in this murky, murderous underworld are some real-life historical figures. As well as Peel – who went on to create the Metropolitan Police Force – look out for William Blake, Charles Dickens, and Mary Shelley herself (played by Anna Maxwell Martin). ‘It’s such an interesting idea to include these characters; they’re not just cameos, they’re MARLOTT involved throughout INVESTIGATES the story,’ says Bean. ‘Marlott is working as a While it’s mostly Author river policeman when a one-man mission, Mary Shelley he discovers the body,’ Marlott is quickly teamed explains Bean, 56, when we up with Joseph Nightingale, meet where the autopsy scenes a young orphan who has worked are filmed. ‘And Robert Peel, the his way through social barriers to Home Secretary, employs him become a hotshot investigator. to investigate the horrific case. ‘It’s an unlikely pairing, but they ‘Since his wife and child died learn from each other and they in tragic circumstances, Marlott become good friends,’ says Bean, has become a bit whose CV includes Boromir in of a straggler. The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

WHO’S WHO

John Marlott Sean Bean The river policeman is enlisted by the Home Secretary to investigate a macabre case when a dead body turns out to be a collection of body parts.

Mary Shelley Anna Maxwell Martin The investigation into the corpse leads to the strong and fiercely intelligent author. But should Marlott be suspicious of her?

In this chaotic, lawless England, grave-robbing is rife, while Shelley’s novel was inspired by social issues and the debate between religion and science. ‘It’s a time when everyone was questioning their beliefs and science was making a massive impact. A time when people were asking, “Can we create something else? Another human?” It’s about playing God and how far we should go.’ With the series’ shocks coming thick and fast, Bean says he finds it hard to watch horror drama. ‘I’m okay when I’m filming it, but when I watch it, I get scared,’ he laughs. ‘I enjoyed watching horror films as a kid, like old Frankenstein and Dracula movies with Boris Karloff and Christopher Lee, so I’ve always had a fascination for this genre.’ Worst of all, though, was Bean’s encounter with rats, which Georgian London was riddled with. ‘There’s a scene in which we are walking through a tunnel and the crew released rats,’ Bean shudders. ‘I wasn’t sure if I was standing on them. It was a bit freaky and I just wanted to get out.’

Joseph Nightingale

Daniel Hervey

Richie Campbell

A forward-thinking Lord with an interest in anatomy, his alternative approach to medicine is opposed by the Royal College of Surgeons.

Marlott’s assistant is often reprimanded by his superiors for taking what he believes is the right course of action.

Ed Stoppard

Sir Robert Peel

Sir William Chester

Tom Ward

Samuel West

The Home Secretary has his own theories about who or what might be responsible for the corpse.

A chief surgeon who endeavours to pass the Anatomy Act, which is designed to stop the common practice of body snatching.

WORDS: REBECCA MAHONEY. PHOTOS: REX

TV&Satellite Week’s latest assignment has an added bonus. As we arrive on the set of ITV Encore’s new period thriller, The Frankenstein Chronicles, we discover that the spectacular Gosford Castle in County Armagh has also hosted Game of Thrones. This claim to fame isn’t wasted on us, and what’s more, we’re here to talk to former Thrones star Sean Bean about his role in the spooky six-part re-imagining of Mary Shelley’s 19th-century novel. Set in 1827, The Frankenstein Chronicles sees the Sheffield-born actor playing John Marlott, a mild-mannered investigator who takes on a gruesome case when a mutilated child-like body washes ashore on the banks of the Thames. When it’s revealed that the corpse is made of the body parts of different children, which have been expertly stitched together, Marlott finds himself on the trail of body snatchers and uncovers something far more sinister than he could have ever imagined…

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Harry’s TV Harry Hill joins Pudsey for a night of fundraising fun and promises a massively exciting surprise NEW FUNDRAISER

Children in Need Friday, BBC1 HD, 7.30pm

WORDS: DAVID HOLLINGSWORTH, REBECCA FLETCHER AND ALISON SLADE. THE TIMES/NEWS SYNDICATION

Harry Hill provided Children in

Need with one of its most surreal moments two years ago when he used a giant sausage to fight off the Hairy Bikers in his unique take on A-ha’s classic 1985 pop video, Take on Me. The former TV Burp star smiles when we remind him of his hilarious version of the legendary pencil drawing video, in which he took the role of lead singer Morten Harket alongside Sinitta as his love interest. It also featured cameos by Warwick Davis, Tom Ellis, Sophie Raworth and Cheryl Fergison. ‘For some reason, the producers of Children in Need wanted to recreate that video,’ grins Hill. ‘But I came up with the idea of the sausage.’ The comedian is involved in Children in Need again this year and has dreamt up an idea for a very special sketch, which promises to be one of the highlights of the big night. ‘It’s going to be fun,’ he reveals. ‘It’s the history of television in four

minutes. It’s a kind of visual thing, so it’s a load of theme tunes with me acting so people recognise what they are. And there’s a few special guests and surprises along the way.’ At this point, Hill breaks into an impression of the classic BBC News theme from the 1960s, adding: ‘It starts with the BBC News and ends with Bake Off, I think – it’s still in the planning stages. You know, it’s put a wig on, fall over, attacked by Emu, that sort of thing.’ Hill promises us this year’s Children in Need will be bigger and better than ever. ‘They’ve got some really great stuff this year,’ he says. ‘I can’t tell you what it is, but they’ve got a really massive thing happening, which they’re really excited about.’ Perhaps Hill is referring to the Call the Midwife Strictly Special, we suggest. ‘No it’s even bigger than Strictly… it’s massive!’

Abbey, ever after? What does the future hold for Downton? Elizabeth McGovern offers some clues…

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FINALE PERIOD DRAMA

Downton Abbey Sunday, ITV HD, 9pm It’s the end of an era. After five

years of births, deaths, marriages, secret liaisons, power struggles, blackmailing plots and killer one-liners from Dame Maggie Smith, the last episode of the final series of Downton Abbey is upon us. Fortunately, it’s not quite over, with a final Christmas special still to come. But can we expect answers to the burning questions about our favourite characters? We asked Elizabeth McGovern, who plays Lady Cora, for some clues about the final episode… How do you feel about Downton Abbey coming to an end? I can’t

believe I’m talking about the final episode. It’s strange because

mentally the cast has had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. We all made the decision a year ago that this would be our last season, so we psyched ourselves up for it. But I don’t think the reality that Downton’s over will really hit me until the final credits roll. Cora must be worried for Robert after his shocking stomach ulcer explosion? Of course, she’s

worried about the state of his health, and in the final episode she’s still concerned that Robert’s doing too much. The Crawley lifestyle seems unviable in the changing world. So is this bye-bye Downton? I’m

not able to say,

history

SOAP DIARY This week’s soaps at a glance STORY OF THE WEEK

COMING UP THIS YEAR •

Terry Wogan

Terry Wogan and Pudsey will be joined by Tess Daly, Fearne Cotton and Nick Grimshaw as they host Friday’s extravaganza.

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Health permitting, Bruce Forsyth will return to Strictly Come Dancing for a Call the Midwife special, with four of its stars following in the footsteps of Helen George. Bruce Forsyth Jenny Agutter, and Tess Daly Laura Main, Stephen McGann and Jack Ashton will go head to head in a bid to win the Pudsey Glitter Ball trophy. Selena Gomez

• Ellie Goulding, Selena Gomez and Rod Stewart will sing live in the studio.

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Harry Hill delivers a history of television for Children in Need

but anyone who’s watched regularly will have seen a slow disintegration of their way of life. There’s a dawning on everybody individually that they’re looking at the end. The great march of history is leaving them behind. You’ll have to watch to see what that means for them. Cora and Violet have been going head-to-head over the local hospital. Will the Dowager Countess prevail in the end?

Filming those scenes with Maggie Smith has been great fun. If you have to go to war you may as well do it with a challenging opponent. But there’s more of Will Cora the story to come, and Violet so I can’t say she get closure? forgives me quite yet.

The Stig and Lord Sugar are among the famous faces joining Warwick Davis for a Star Wars sketch as a prelude to the night’s first Lord Sugar totaliser.

The big question on viewers’ lips is what will happen to Mary?

All I’ll say is there’s never a dull moment in Mary’s life. Cora’s much less wound up about her daughters getting married now. As a mother she’s more interested in them finding their independence and following their destinies, which is admirable. Was it an emotional experience filming the Christmas special?

There were waves of tears from people you didn’t expect. The atmosphere on set is usually jokey, but the end-of-an-era feeling hit us as we realised it was the last day filming at Highclere, or the last ever dinner party. Will you miss playing Cora?

I think it’s time to put Cora to bed and do other things. It’s been a great job but it’s time to move on.

Will Andy and Robert’s argument prove deadly?

EMMERDALE

The Sugden brothers drive to the death ❯❯ As soap rivalries go, Andy Robert’s phone by mistake. and Robert Sugden are giving Robert tells Andy they need Bobby Ewing and JR a run for to talk, and Andy admits he was their money. But is their feud responsible for putting him in about to end forever? It a coma. As Robert tries looks that way when to call the cops, Andy Andy admits he knocks the phone was behind out of his hand. Robert’s The pair jump in shooting and their cars and they embark on hurtle towards a dangerous each other in a duel on the road. game of chicken The brothers’ – which ends with Andy and Robert showdown is both off the road. triggered by Ashley, of duel on the road Are they brown bread? all people. As Aaron heads to court to defend an attempted ❯❯ PLUS Nicola returns to the village, Nikhil discovers murder charge, Andy gets Megan’s pregnancy, Chas tells sozzled and tells the vicar he James she’s scared of Emma, knows the lad is innocent. Bernice gets cold feet about her Ashley then leaves Andy a voicemail, urging him to do the wedding, and Paddy’s uneasy when Rhona feels broody. right thing – only he calls

ALSO IN THE SOAPS THIS WEEK… EASTENDERS ❯❯ Ronnie steps up her plan to get rid of Dean, Elaine discovers Mick’s been seeing Shirley, Kim considers taking Vincent back, Billy leaves a saucy message for Honey, and Nancy and Tamwar discuss his religion.

CORONATION STREET ❯❯ David lies to Gail that Kylie is back on drugs, Liz agrees to take Tony back, Tyrone plans to turn the Street into Lapland, Simon returns home, and Ken reconsiders his dalliance with Nessa. whatsontv.co.uk/soaps

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Charlotte Rampling The mysterious and formidable woman enters the story with dramatic consequences.

Adrian Lester The brilliant and barbed university professor taught Alex everything he knew about the spying world. But can he be trusted?

Scottie Jim Broadbent The older man is infatuated with Danny, and uses his links within the government to help his friend uncover the truth about Alex’s death.

Danny

Harriet Walter

The party-going Londoner’s life collapses when he finds the body of his new lover Alex stuffed in a trunk.

Scottie’s insightful close friend joins Danny’s quest for the truth. But what are her true motives for helping?

From London with love Spectre star Ben Whishaw becomes embroiled in another espionage thriller NEW DRAMA

London Spy

Spectre not watch spy thrillers? ‘It’s weird given that I’m in a lot of spy things,’ he laughs.

Monday, BBC2 HD, 9pm

BRIEF ENCOUNTER

WORDS: DAVID HOLLINGSWORTH

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secret assignment. Our mission is to rendezvous with Ben Whishaw, aka Q in the James Bond films, in a murky car park in south London. Unfortunately, our gadget kit only extends to a recording device and we’re actually meeting Whishaw on location to talk about his new BBC2 espionage thriller, London Spy, which boasts an all-star cast including Jim Broadbent, Charlotte Rampling, Harriet Walter and Adrian Lester. During a filming break, Whishaw wanders over and makes a quite startling revelation – he doesn’t actually watch spy films. How can the man currently teaming up with Daniel Craig to save the world in

Whishaw, though, lines up a defence: ‘London Spy doesn’t feel like a spy drama to me, though. It feels broader than that because it’s about a character who stumbles into that world and to whom it’s alien and mystifying.’

‘London Spy doesn’t feel like a spy drama to me. It feels broader than that’ BEN WHISHAW

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Ben Whishaw

Whishaw plays Danny, a lonely romantic who we first meet emerging bleary-eyed and drunk from a London nightclub. While on his way home he bumps into the enigmatic and rather dashing Alex (Edward Holcroft) on Lambeth Bridge, where the pair share a fleeting moment of chemistry. ‘It quickly turns into their love story, but then Alex, who Danny believes at that point is working for an investment bank, goes missing,’ explains Whishaw, whose TV credits include Criminal Justice, The Hollow Crown and The Hour.

murder and he begins a fight for the truth about what happened to the person he was in love with.’ Danny learns that far from being an investment banker, Alex was actually a spy. The only person who can help him is his old friend Scottie (Jim Broadbent), who’s always had a crush on Danny, and who has links to the espionage world through his job as a top government official.

BEN, BROADBENT & BOND

Whishaw loved the chance to work with Broadbent again having previously acted with the veteran star in the 2012 film Cloud Atlas. THE SPY WHO LOVED ME ‘He’s a tremendous actor,’ he Danny thinks he’s been beams. ‘He doesn’t talk much, dumped, but then he makes but you look into his eyes and a shocking discovery in the there’s so much happening.’ five-part story, penned by The 35-year-old has Tom Rob Smith. already carved out a ‘Strange things start huge body of film work, happening which appearing alongside a certain lead Danny to an Daniel Craig in five films, attic above his including, of course, lover’s flat, current box-office where he smash Spectre. finds Alex’s ‘Spectre is really body in a good,’ he grins. ‘It’s Alex trunk. a James Bond film, Edward Holcroft Danny is so it will have The shy and aloof everything in it accused ‘investment banker’ turns fans will hope for.’ of his out to be a spy who has made dangerous enemies.

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Blood diamonds

Samantha Morton stars in a stylish crime drama charting the aftermath of a deadly diamond heist

NEW THRILLER

The Last Panthers Thursday, Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm

A gang of jewel thieves known as the Pink Panthers may conjure up images of a comic crime caper, but Sky Atlantic’s dark and complex new international thriller, The Last Panthers, is a far cry from that. The six-part series is inspired by the exploits of a notorious network of real-life Serbian thieves, nicknamed the Pink Panthers by Interpol, who have been carrying out a string of jewel heists across Europe since the early 1990s.

TOO HOT TO HANDLE The Last Panthers begins with a daring, meticulously planned raid on a French jewellers in Marseilles. The three-man gang get away with 15million worth of diamonds but, as they flee, one of them panics and accidentally shoots and kills a young girl. The robbers, led by Milan (Goran Bogdan), a Serbian, now desperately need to offload the precious stones, which have become too hot for their original buyer to handle. Meanwhile,

English insurance loss adjustor Naomi (Samantha Morton) is told by her boss Tom (John Hurt) to get the gems back, no matter what. This leads her to clash with French cop Khalil (A Prophet’s Tahar Rahim) who is more interested in hunting down a murderer than the diamonds.

TOP OF HER GAME ‘I think it is the best thing I have ever done,’ enthuses twice Oscarnominated Morton, who was recently seen in Cider with Rosie. ‘It is the most complex role I’ve had the opportunity to perform.’ Naomi is dedicated to her job, which involves her negotiating with criminals to retrieve stolen goods. ‘She is at the top of her game,’ says 38-year-old Morton. ‘She loves what she does, and she’ll get a massive bonus if she recovers the diamonds. Then, bang, this story unfurls.’ Naomi was a United Nations soldier who is still haunted by her experiences in Serbia during the 1990s, which are shown in flashback. But for Morton, playing someone with a military background was one of the most rewarding aspects of the role.

‘The training required building up strength. I needed to be able to dead lift 60kg, which was my body weight,’ says Morton. ‘But it wasn’t just a physical transformation. It was getting into the mind-set of someone who was in the military – which affects you for life.’

DARK HISTORY Naomi’s relationship with her boss, Tom (John Hurt), is central to the series which, as it unfolds, reveals that nearly everyone has a dark history connected to the Balkans in the 1990s. ‘Tom is on a downward slope and she is on an upward one,’ says 75-year-old Hurt. It’s a fascinating relationship. He’s using her and she is using him.’ Written by This Is England’s Jack Thorne and directed by Breaking Bad’s Johan Renck, the show was shot on location in London, Marseilles and the Balkans. ‘The fact that you’re working with French and Serbian actors colours the way in which you look at it. If you don’t see that you’d be making the same mistakes that Tom makes – underestimating the abilities of the Serbians.’

Naomi Samantha Morton The loss adjustor for an insurance firm specialising in recovering stolen goods is haunted by her time as a UN soldier in the Balkans.

Zen and the zombies As the walkers and Wolves run amok, can Morgan continue his peaceful ways? ZOMBIE DRAMA

The Walking Dead Monday, FOX HD, 9pm

Ever since Morgan Jones turned up in Alexandria, the likeable survivor has been on a collision course with alpha male Rick Grimes, self-styled leader of the townsfolk. While Rick has been taking an increasingly hard line against 12 TV&Satellite Week

anything that threatens the group, the Zen-like Morgan has grown more and more concerned about his old friend’s violent methods. Even now, as the walkers pose a bigger threat than ever, and with the town still reeling from the slaughter carried out by outlaw band the Wolves, Morgan has tried to stick by his mantra that all life is precious. ‘Season six is a rollercoaster ride. The conflicts and the impending

threats are massive,’ says Lennie James, who plays Morgan. ‘The two men have very different philosophies. Rick’s philosophy is that killing is a necessity and Morgan vehemently disagrees.’ We’ve already seen the pair struggle to settle their differences, and James hints that a big showdown is looming. ‘There is space for a marrying of the minds or conflict and complete separation,’ he teases. Morgan’s more regular role has caused LA-based James to move to Georgia where the series is filmed.

TV Spy

US dramas round-up

Walter and the gang reunite to stop a rogue satellite

Scorpion Thursday, ITV2 HD, 9pm

John Hurt Naomi’s boss used to work for MI6 and went into insurance for the money. Close to Naomi, wealth is his true love.

Milan

Khalil

Goran Bogdan

Tahar Rahim

The Pink Panther gang member is nicknamed ‘the animal’ because of his instinctive brutal reactions.

The obsessive French cop fell in with the wrong crowd growing up, but has since worked his way up the police force.

‘I’ve chosen to live in Atlanta, which is about 50 miles from where we film. It’s a long commute but I wanted to get to know the city,’ he says. ‘I live near Martin Luther King’s old neighbourhood. It’s a part of the city that is steeped in American history, and I am really enjoying being here.’ Since winning the role in The Walking Dead, the 50-year-old actor – whose recent Sky1 medical drama Critical was cancelled – says

‘The conflicts and the impending threats are massive’ LENNIE JAMES

he has been swamped with messages from friends who want to play a zombie in the series. But he says the job isn’t as easy as it looks. ‘It really is a lot of hard work,’ he smiles. ‘The producers really put the walkers through their paces. They are there to add to the story, not just to stagger around.’ As for his own chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse, James says he might fare quite well. ‘At the moment, I just don’t have the tools to survive in that world,’ he says. ‘But the great thing about the show is that all the characters were regular people who have become who they are as a matter of survival. They’ve all developed into badass assassins, and I could probably do the same.’

Secrets and Lies

streets. Jamie survived the plane Wednesday, Watch HD, 9pm crash that ended last week’s The Lie (10/10) The first series of episode and has been rescued by the murder mystery comes to an a fisherman. Unfortunately, she end with the killer of five-year-old becomes trapped in his home as Tom finally revealed. Detective hungry bears and wolves circle Cornell (Juliette Lewis) doesn’t around outside. Can she find a believe that prime suspect way of contacting Mitch? Ben (Ryan Phillippe) is Supernatural the murderer and he Wednesday, prepares to spend E4 HD, 10pm New Year’s Eve Fan Fiction (5/23) with his family. But his plans The 200thare thrown into episode of the disarray when long-running The killer is he makes a fantasy series finds unmasked in shocking discovery… Sam and Dean getting a Secrets and Lies shock when they investigate Zoo the disappearance of a school Sunday, Sky1 HD, 9pm teacher and discover a group of schoolgirls are putting on a That Great Big Hill of Hope musical based on their lives. (13/13) In the first season finale Meanwhile, there’s a monster in of the sci-fi drama, the world the wings prepared to kill anyone has descended into chaos with who tries to close down the show… mutated animals roaming the

Other US dramas on TV this week ARROW Wednesday, Sky1 HD, 8pm Haunted (5/23). BATTLE CREEK Tuesday, Universal HD, 10pm Cereal Killer (6/13). THE BLACKLIST Friday, Sky Living HD, 9pm The Djinn (4/22). CODE BLACK Thursday, Watch HD, 9pm Pre-Existing Conditions (3/22).

CSI: CYBER Tuesday, Channel 5 HD, 10pm URL, Interrupted (7/13).

MAJOR CRIMES

DA VINCI’S DEMONS

RIZZOLI & ISLES

HOMELAND

SUPERGIRL

CRIMINAL MINDS

Sun, C4 HD, 9pm Better Call Saul (5/12).

Thursday, Sky1 HD, 8pm Fight or Flight (3/8).

Monday, Sky Living HD, 9pm Outlaw (4/22).

Sunday, FOX HD, 9pm Modus Operandi (3/10). FARGO Monday, Channel 4 HD, 10pm Fear and Trembling (4/10).

Monday, Universal HD, 9pm Fifth Dynasty (10/23). Thursday, Alibi HD, 9pm 5:26 (12/18).

SCREAM QUEENS Monday, E4 HD, 10pm Chainsaw (3/13).

What’s Saul up to in Homeland?

WORDS: JUDY EWENS AND RICHARD MCCLURE

Tom

Satellite of Love (1/22) The high-octane drama returns for a second series with computer genius Walter O’Brien (Elyes Gabel) and his team of misfit masterminds again being called on by Homeland Security agent Cabe Gallo (Robert Patrick) to combat global high-tech threats. In the first episode, Walter, numbers wizard Sylvester Dodd (Ari Stidham), mechanical engineer Happy Quinn (Jadyn Wong) and behaviour expert Toby Curtis (Eddie Kaye Thomas) try to prevent a nuclear-powered Russian satellite plummeting to Earth. Meanwhile, Walter and Paige (Katharine McPhee) must face up to their feelings for each other.

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The Apprentice: You’re Fired Wednesday, BBC2 HD, 10pm

As this week’s candidates on

The Apprentice attempt to impress Lord Sugar, another unfortunate will soon be sitting down with You’re Fired host Jack Dee to discuss their dismissal. We caught up with the deadpan Mr Dee, who also appears in new BBC3 comedy Josh this week (see feature, page 15), to hear how You’re Fired is going… I’m really excited about being the new host… It’s one of the

occasions where I’m a genuine fan. I’ve watched every series of The Apprentice, so I’m delighted to be involved, but I’d never want to appear too enthusiastic. The show works so well because it echoes what goes on in people’s sitting rooms… We all give a running commentary on every episode of The Apprentice. And with You’re Fired we get an expert extension of that. When the candidates come on our show, you have to remember that they’ve just been fired… They’re

not brought on to be ridiculed. It’s a chance to be themselves and for the audience to see that they’re genuinely nice people. My job is to help that and to have some fun. There are ways of bursting the candidates’ bubble without being too unkind… Part of my job

will be to ask difficult questions, like, ‘Why did you get it so badly wrong?’ But I’m not setting them up to knock them down. That would be too easy. That’s not what the fans want, either. They watch You’re Fired because they want to know more about the candidates. I’ve watched You’re Fired since the beginning…

Adrian Chiles was a great host, and so was Dara O Briain – he’s a tough act to follow. He also has an Irish accent, which I don’t. Comedy is in great shape at the moment… It’s thriving.

There are lots of really good young comedians coming through now. I’ve never felt it was a threat. I’m always invigorated by that. I’m also appearing in Josh Widdicombe’s new BBC3 flatshare sitcom, Josh… He asked

me to be in it, and I thought, ‘Obviously I’m still in with the young crowd. I’ll be playing his flatmate’. But of course, I’m actually playing his slightly overweight landlord. I’m in full Rigsby mode.

‘Adrian Chiles and Dara O Briain are tough acts to follow’

Jack Dee and panel prepare to put another fired contestant on the spot

The Last Leg’s Josh Widdicombe steps out in his own London flatshare sitcom NEW COMEDY

Josh Wednesday, BBC3 HD, 10.30pm

Josh Widdicombe is best known

as one of the three regulars on Channel 4’s topical comedy show The Last Leg, alongside Adam Hills and Alex Brooker. Now, the curly-haired stand-up is part of a brand new trio – three flat-sharing friends played by Widdicombe, Elis James and Beattie Edmondson – in the new sitcom, Josh. As the show kicks off on BBC3 this week with an ill-fated pool party, we caught up with the co-writer and star to find out what’s in store… Josh in the show is based on me about four years ago… Beattie plays my best friend, Kate, and Elis is our happy-go-lucky mate from university, Owen. We live together in London in various states of failure, and our landlord Geoff, played by Jack Dee, is the bane of my life. Josh’s unwillingness to enjoy life boxes him into a corner… If he were a bit more open to new experiences, he wouldn’t have such terrible luck. As a flatmate, I think I’m alright to live with, but probably quite annoying… I’m fussy, and I like things done the right way – by which I mean my way. This isn’t me trying to be a serious actor… I’m not doing

Josh Widdicombe is feeling left out of the party

Othello, I’m only playing myself. But I really enjoyed it. Jennifer Saunders guests in episode two… Although she’s Beattie’s mum in real life, initially we never thought about asking her to play Kate’s mother. Romesh Ranganathan and the Chuckle Brothers also appear in the series. At school I wasn’t a cool kid and I wasn’t a dweeb… I was one of the ones in the middle who kept their heads down, so I don’t know how I’ve ended up being a stand-up. You can’t have any real ego as a stand-up comic… Says the man with a sitcom named after him! The moment you start taking yourself seriously is where it all starts to go wrong. You’ve got to realise you’re the idiot and the joke is on you. Alex and Adam [from The Last Leg] have reacted to this project with startling jealousy… Seriously though, they seem excited. If it had been about me sharing a flat with them, that would have been overload.

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Just Joshing

Jack Dee, Beattie Edmondson, Josh Widdicombe and Elis James

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Documentaries Tony Robinson discovers how the US government really treated the Native Americans

NEW HISTORY

Tony Robinson’s Wild West Sunday, Discovery HD, 8pm

Cowboys & Indians

Tony Robinson uncovers the true face of the Wild West

The popular image of America’s Wild West has largely been formed by the Hollywood Western. But what was life really like for the Native Americans and the settlers who arrived in their droves to push the frontier further and further west in the second half of the 19th Century? In a new three-part series, Time Team’s Tony Robinson draws on a remarkable archive of never-before-seen 3D photographs to paint a vivid picture of frontier life. ‘When I was a kid in the late 1950s there were reams of TV shows about cowboys that were selling us a story – it almost feels like the American creation myth,’ says Robinson, who starts this week by looking at some of the legendary figures involved in the battles between indigenous tribes and the US army. ‘The Indians were portrayed as hostile, bloodthirsty lunatics who were trying to kill innocent settlers.’ However, as Robinson reveals, the true story was very different. ‘I was shocked by the cynicism with which the US government approached the treaties which it continually renegotiated with the local tribes,’ he explains. ‘When they found the land they had ceded to the Indians had gold or coal or was good farmland, they simply broke the treaty. Then the Indians fought back, which in the settlers’ minds, gave them the justification to send in the cavalry. ‘It’s a horrible story, a genocide as big and horrific as the things we read about in Africa and around the world today.’

DID YOU KNOW? A golden eagle can spot a hare from over two miles away and, with snow melting after a harsh winter, the hare must find new cover to survive. Find out more in Loch Lomond:

The Wanted Monday-Friday, BBC1 HD, 9.15am

Ben Fogle: New Lives in the UK

Dames of Classic Drama at the BBC

This new series following the work

Thursday, Channel 5 HD, 9pm

Sunday, BBC4 HD, 8pm

of Greater Manchester and West Yorkshire police forces promises to bring you ‘closer to the action than ever before’ as doors are kicked in and fugitives apprehended. The first episode focuses on the search for two prisoners who have escaped from Kirkham prison.

Ben Fogle meets with folk who have escaped the rat race to pursue remote and sustainable lifestyles. First up, the Mason family, who swap their London council house for four acres of land in Devon where their new home is a horsebox while they convert an old barn.

David Tennant narrates a follow-up to last week’s Knights of Classic Drama… with a tribute to some of Britain’s female acting legends captured in BBC dramas at the earliest stage of their careers. Dames featured include Judi Dench, Helen Mirren and Maggie Smith.

WORDS: IAN MACEWAN

A Year in the Wild, Tuesday, Channel 5 HD, 8pm

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FilmsThis week’s reviewed by Jason Best

PREMIERE OF THE WEEK

Ex Machina Domhnall Gleeson’s computer geek falls under the spell of an artificial intelligence SCI-FI THRILLER Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 2pm & 8pm/ Sky Premiere+1, 3pm & 9pm 4

The Beach novelist Alex Garland, who also wrote 28 Days Later and Sunshine for the screen, makes his directing debut with this stylish sci-fi thriller, a chilly cerebral fable about artificial intelligence and human fallibility that touches an exposed nerve: our nagging fear

that sometime in the not too distant future computers will outstrip their human creators. Garland’s fictional thought experiment stars Domhnall Gleeson as Caleb, a geeky, eminently relatable programmer at a search-engine company. He wins a competition to spend a week with his reclusive billionaire boss Nathan (Oscar Isaac) at a remote Alaskan retreat. On arrival,

he learns that his role is to carry out a Turing Test on Nathan’s latest experiment in artificial intelligence, android Ava (Alicia Vikander), to determine whether or not she possesses consciousness. The stunning Ava is a disquietingly sensual mix of the human and robotic – impressively achieved on screen by means of artful costumes and crafty CGI. Caleb is very quickly smitten with her. For him, she certainly passes the test. More crucial to the story, however, is the question: how does she feel about him?

As the plot gathers pace, you may find yourself a step or two ahead of the story’s human characters, but that won’t stop you from being gripped and disconcerted. The casting is perfect, too, with Gleeson’s anxious everyman the ideal foil for Isaac’s arrogant alpha male and Vikander’s ambivalent heroine. And with only one other character, Nathan’s helpmate Kyoko (Sonoya Mizuno), and very nearly a single setting, Garland builds a sense of claustrophobia that enhances the unease provoked by his film’s perplexing ideas. 2015, 15, 108MIN

STAR RATINGS ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 18 TV&Satellite Week

Alicia had to accept that Domhnall and Oscar were only human, after all

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premieres CRIME COMEDY

Joaquin made cigarette rolling a spectator sport

Inherent Vice Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 10pm/ Sky Premiere+1, 11pm ★★★★

Based on the novel by cult writer Thomas Pynchon, this wildly offbeat detective film, set in 1970 California, is wilfully bewildering. What exactly is Joaquin Phoenix’s pot-smoking private eye investigating? Something to do with his hippie ex-girlfriend (Katherine Waterston), a missing tycoon, Nazi bikers, tax-dodging dentists, drug smugglers and a government agent (Owen Wilson). You might not have a clue what is going on, but enter into the film’s freewheeling spirit and Paul Thomas Anderson’s film turns out to be unexpectedly captivating, with some splendid off-kilter humour. 2014, 15, 149MIN

PAY-PER-VIEW PREMIERES

Spy Sky Store from Monday; not Virgin Movies 4

Having shared the screen with Sandra Bullock in the 2013 action comedy The Heat, Melissa McCarthy is the whole show in this splendid espionage caper, which sends her CIA analyst off on a hilarious transatlantic adventure. 2015, 15, 120MIN

FAMILY FANTASY

The Three Dogateers Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 9.45am, 6.15pm & 4.30am/ Sky Premiere+1, 10.45am, 7.15pm & 5.30am

★

Bum-numbingly bad, this dogawful family film plumbs the depths of poverty-row film-making as the three talking pooches of the title (live-action but with poorly animated mouths) get into an

increasingly tedious series of scrapes in their bid to evade a manic dogcatcher and retrieve their owners’ stolen Christmas presents. Dean Cain, a long way from his days as TV’s Superman, is here reduced to barking into a mobile phone in an attempt to persuade his henpecking absent wife that the dogs are fine – which gives you an idea of the level the film’s wit rises to. 2014, PG, 84MIN

Terminator Genisys Sky Store & Virgin Movies from Monday

Arnold Schwarzenegger may be back, but even his presence can’t prevent this ill-judged fifth Terminator movie from turning into parody as the plot simply bypasses events in the previous films and creates its own baffling timeline. 2015, 12, 125MIN

McKell had never liked that old sofa

THRILLER

Montana Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 6am & 12.30am/Sky Premiere+1, 7am & 1.30am 11

This ludicrous revenge

thriller finds Lars Mikkelsen’s vigilante assassin taking a lippy east London orphan (McKell David) under his wing and training him in the killing trade as he seeks to bring down the Serbian gang lord who slaughtered his wife

and son during the Bosnian war two decades before. Cue mawkish surrogatefather-son bonding and unconvincing training montages. Mikkelsen somehow retains a dour dignity, but co-star David is unconvincing, as is the script, direction and most of the supporting cast of bent coppers and triggerhappy henchmen, including those urban crime regulars Ashley Walters and Adam Deacon. 2014, 15, 106MIN

Self/less Virgin Movies from Monday

All for one, and one for the doghouse

Recycling the plot from the 1966 film Seconds, this sci-fi thriller pours on the style, but fares less well in keeping you gripped, as Ben Kingsley’s dying tycoon has his mind transferred into the body of a younger man (Ryan Reynolds). 2015, 12, 117MIN

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FilmFinder The best of the w Family

Comedies

Dramas

Action & Thrillers

PREMIERE Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang

Sunday, ITV HD, 4.40pm/ITV+1, 5.40pm

Aimed squarely at youngsters, flatulence jokes reign supreme in this second outing for Emma Thompson’s gorgon-like nanny. 2010, U, 109MIN

This engagingly offbeat tale stars Jon Heder as a geeky high-school student desperate to fit in, despite his distinctly odd family. 2004, PG, 95MIN

Dolphin Tale 2

Tuesday, Sky Family HD, 1.20pm & 8pm

Part two of this extraordinary real-life story proves equally engaging as it revisits Winter, the badly injured dolphin who was taught to swim again using a prosthetic tail. 2014, U, 107MIN

Films may be edited for television. The running times given are those of the original cinema releases.

Napoleon Dynamite Tuesday, Film4 HD, 7.10pm/ Film4+1, 8.10pm

Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast 3

Song for Marion

Saturday, BBC2 HD, 9.45pm (10pm, NI)

Though you are aware your emotions are being manipulated, there is no denying the charm of this tear-jerking story starring Vanessa Redgrave and Terence Stamp. 2012, PG, 93MIN

The American Sunday, Channel 4 HD, 11.05pm/ Channel 4+1, 12.05am

The stylish camerawork dazzles the eye, but the plot fails to engage the brain as George Clooney’s assassin hides out in an Italian village. 2010, 15, 104MIN

Tuesday, Sony Movies, 9pm/ Sony Movies+1, 10pm

Saturday, Sky Premiere HD, 10.15pm/ Sky Premiere+1, 11.15pm

Flags of Our Fathers 5

A marvellously entertaining film about a married couple (Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas) whose divorce escalates into a war. 1989, 15, 111MIN

Reese Witherspoon gives good value as Cheryl Strayed, the troubled writer who began to rebuild her self-respect by hiking 1100 miles. 2014, 15, 115MIN

Clint Eastwood directs a searing story of the men who raised the US flag over the Japanese island of Iwo Jima in 1945 during one of the bloodiest battles of World War Two. 2006, 15, 132MIN

The War of the Roses 4

Big

Wild

Whiplash

Tuesday, Sky Disney HD, 6.30pm

Wednesday, Film4 HD, 6.55pm/ Film4+1, 7.55pm

Sunday, Sky Showcase HD, 1.50pm & 10.10pm

The beguiling early adventures of Peter Pan’s irrepressible fairy friend continue when a legendary creature appears in Pixie Hollow. 2014, U, 73MIN

Tom Hanks stars in an engaging fantasy tale about a boy who wishes he was older and wakes up one day to find himself in a man’s body. 1988, PG, 102MIN

JK Simmons’ uncompromising music teacher and Miles Teller’s young jazz drummer butt heads in a powerful tale of raw ambition. 2014, 15, 106MIN

Monday, Sky Select HD, 11.35pm

Man of Tai Chi Tuesday, Sky Action & Adventure HD, 5.20pm

Making his directorial debut, Keanu Reeves also shares top billing with Tiger Chen in this competently handled martial arts movie. 2013, 15, 100MIN

PREMIERE The Ant Bully

Sex Ed

Wednesday, Sky Family HD, 1pm & 8pm

Thursday, Sky Comedy HD, 1am

Adapted from John Nickle’s children’s book about a bullied schoolboy who lays waste to an anthill, this fun film features a starry voice cast, including Julia Roberts and Nicolas Cage. 2006, U, 89MIN

Haley Joel Osment gets the mixture of innocence and common sense just right in this rather uneven, but entertaining tale of a teacher at an inner-city Florida high school. 2014, 15, 89MIN

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Black Nativity

Friday, Sky Christmas HD, 6.20pm

A top-notch cast, led by Angela Bassett, Jennifer Hudson, Forest Whitaker and Mary J Blige, bring some clout to a frothy seasonal musical inspired by a 1960s gospel show. 2013, PG, 93MIN

Inherent Vice

Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 10pm/ Sky Premiere+1, 11pm

Director Paul Thomas Anderson’s take on Thomas Pynchon’s detective novel features a suitably enigmatic star turn from Joaquin Phoenix. 2014, 15, 149MIN

eek at a glance

Bradley had only come to Iraq to see the sights

Classics

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure 4

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves get into the wacky spirit of this engagingly daft time-travel adventure. 1988, PG, 87MIN

The original crew of the Starship Enterprise are back to face a deadly enemy from the past in one of their best big-screen adventures. 1982, 12, 113MIN

Looper

Red River

Saturday, ITV2 HD, 7.10pm/ ITV2+1, 8.10pm

Saturday, Dave HD, 6pm/Dave+1, 7pm

Sunday, BBC2 HD, 9pm (9.30pm, N Ireland; 9.45pm, Wales)

Saturday, ITV4 HD, 6.20pm/ ITV4+1, 7.20pm

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis play the same character in a devious time-travel thriller that will keep your brain fully engaged. 2012, 15, 118MIN

Howard Hawks directed this cattledrive saga starring John Wayne and Montgomery Clift in one of his most attractive performances. 1948, U, 133MIN

Aliens: Special Edition

Von Ryan’s Express

Wednesday, Sky Action & Adventure HD, 11pm

Sigourney Weaver reprises her role as Flight Officer Ripley, here sent back to the alien planet. 1986, 18, 154MIN

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Sunday, Film4 HD, 2.45pm/ Film4+1, 3.45pm

Saturday, Sky Premiere HD, 4pm & 8pm/Sky Premiere+1, 5pm & 9pm

All aboard for some World War Two action as Frank Sinatra and his fellow PoWs commandeer an Italian train bound for Switzerland. 1965, PG, 117MIN

The Wicker Man

American Sniper

Thursday, Sky Showcase HD, 8pm

Thursday, ITV4 HD, 11.15pm/ ITV4+1, 12.15am

Upping the action stakes tenfold from the first film, this sequel sees Chris Evans’ wartime superhero brought back to life in the present day. 2014, 12, 136MIN

Christopher Lee and Edward Woodward star in a chilling tale about a puritanical Christian copper who uncovers pagan rituals in Scotland. 1973, 15, 99MIN

Director Clint Eastwood draws a bead on Chris Kyle, the Navy Seal whose prowess with a rifle during four tours of duty in Iraq won him renown as the most lethal sniper in US military history. A beefed-up Bradley Cooper is superb as Kyle in this thrilling and troubling biopic, and Eastwood is as unerring as his sharp-shooting protagonist in drawing us into the heat of combat. 2014, 15, 132MIN

Slumdog Millionaire Monday, Film4 HD, 9pm/ Film4+1, 10pm

Danny Boyle’s appealing romantic drama picked up eight Oscars, including Best Film. 2008, 15, 120MIN

The Lion King

Thursday, Sky Disney HD, 12.35pm & 7pm

The captivating songs by Elton John and Tim Rice are just part of the appeal of this breathtaking African-set adventure, which has proved just as popular as the stage musical. 1994, PG, 88MIN

PREMIERE The Crying Game

Tuesday, TCM HD, 9pm/TCM+1, 10pm

Even if you are aware of the startling plot twist in Neil Jordan’s offbeat romance, you will still be impressed by the performances, especially that of Jaye Davidson. 1992, 18, 108MIN

Ex Machina

Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 2pm & 8pm/ Sky Premiere+1, 3pm & 9pm

Alicia Vikander’s intelligent android poses some complex questions for Domhnall Gleeson’s techie in this gripping sci-fi thriller. 2015, 15, 108MIN

PHOTOS: REX

Fantasy & Sci-Fi

EDITOR’S CHOICE

TV&Satellite Week 21

Films Saturday 7 November

FILM TEASER Emma Thompson, who wrote and stars in Nanny McPhee

Sunday 8 November Reese needed to lift a weight off her shoulders

Nanny McPhee could come a cropper with these three

ICE FAMILY CHO REAL-LIFE DRAMA

COMEDY ADVENTURE

Wild

Nanny McPhee & The Big Bang

Sky Premiere HD, 9.45am & 10.15pm/Sky Premiere+1, 10.45am & 11.15pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

A gutsy, Oscar-nominated Reese Witherspoon goes the distance as a troubled woman hitting an 1100-mile wilderness trail in a compelling adaptation of Cheryl Strayed’s best-selling memoir. Aided by Nick Hornby’s well-structured script and Jean-Marc Vallée’s sympathetic direction, Witherspoon captures Strayed’s volatile mix of vulnerability and resilience as she set out to conquer her personal demons, while the film conveys the harshness and majesty of the landscapes she crosses. Also on Sunday-Thursday. 2014, 15, 115MIN FANTASY COMEDY

ITV HD, 4.40pm/ITV+1, 5.40pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Facial warts, bulbous nose and protruding tooth still in place, Emma Thompson returns as the mysterious Nanny McPhee in a breezy sequel to the 2005 box-office hit. This time around, the action takes place during World War Two, and Nanny McPhee comes to the rescue of Maggie Gyllenhaal’s put-upon farmer, who is struggling to look after her children while her husband (Ewan McGregor) is away at war. Scripted by Thompson herself, the film is good, solid, old-fashioned entertainment. 2010, U, 109MIN

SCI-FI THRILLER

MUSIC DRAMA

THRILLER

Lockout

Whiplash

The American

Channel 4 HD, 11.40pm/ Channel 4+1, 12.40am Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

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A disarmingly hilarious sci-fi-adventure in which two dimwitted high-school teenagers (Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves) use a time machine to complete their school history project and save the universe. The humour is brilliantly off the wall – such as Beethoven expressing a liking for Bon Jovi’s Slippery When Wet album – and nowhere near as dumb as you might expect. 1988, PG, 87MIN

Guy Pearce’s cynical anti-hero is tasked with breaking into a futuristic maximum security prison in space and rescuing the US president’s daughter (Maggie Grace), who has been taken hostage during a breakout led by Vincent Regan’s hard nut. Directors James Mather and Stephen St Leger keep the risible plot on the rails and Pearce never loses his cool, trading quips and dispatching his foes with panache. 2012, 15, 95MIN

An electrifying battle of wills unfolds as Miles Teller’s ambitious jazz drummer clashes with JK Simmons’ demanding teacher at an elite New York conservatory in this exhilarating rites-of-passage drama. The film conveys the rigours and perils of the pursuit of excellence with sizzling immediacy and the result is a compelling, cautionary tale driven by percussive editing and tightly wound performances. 2014, 15, 106MIN

George Clooney stars as a burnt-out killer for hire looking for a way out of his deadly profession in an arty Euro thriller that favours style over excitement and character over plot. After escaping an attempt on his life, Clooney’s hitman sets about making a customised rifle for a fellow killer (Thekla Reuten) while hiding out in an Italian village. The film looks fabulous, but the plot doesn’t really stand up to close scrutiny. 2010, 15, 104MIN

SCI-FI THRILLER

ALSO ON SUNDAY

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure ITV2 HD, 7.10pm/ ITV2+1, 8.10pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

COMEDY DRAMA

ALSO ON SATURDAY

Song for Marion

BBC2 HD, 9.45pm (10pm, NI) Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

PREMIERE A warm-hearted comedy drama about love, grief and finding your voice, this unabashed tear-jerker stars Terence Stamp and Vanessa Redgrave as an elderly working-class couple, Arthur and Marion. He is grumpy and taciturn, while his outgoing, terminally-ill wife is passionate about their local choir. Christopher Eccleston as their son and Gemma Arterton as the cheery choirmaster add depth, and the musical numbers add colour. 2012, PG, 93MIN

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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner BBC2 HD, 2pm Sidney Poitier gets his invite. The Longest Day More4 HD, 3.10pm By land, sea and air…. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Dave HD, 6pm Ricardo Montalban is out for revenge. Red River ITV4 HD, 6.20pm John and Montgomery round ’em up. American Sniper Sky Premiere HD, 8pm Bradley Cooper’s aim is true.

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Looper BBC2 HD, 9pm (9.30pm, N Ireland; 9.45pm, Wales) Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

A head-spinning time-travel thriller about young hitman Joe (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) who dispatches victims sent back in time by mobsters from the future. Then his future self (played by Bruce Willis) turns up, hell-bent on changing his destiny. As the story’s perplexing events unfold, Gordon-Levitt gets Willis’s mannerisms subtly right, and Emily Blunt also impresses as a single mother to whom both Joes are drawn. 2012, 15, 118MIN

Von Ryan’s Express Film4 HD, 2.45pm Frank Sinatra has a train to catch. The Simpsons Movie Channel 4 HD, 4.50pm There’s no place like Homer’s. The Expendables 2 Channel 5 HD, 9pm Sylvester Stallone is back with the old gang. Highlander Channel 5 HD, 10.55pm Will Christopher Lambert keep his head? Out of Sight ITV3 HD, 11pm George gives Jennifer the boot.

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& The Big Bang, won a Best Writing Oscar for which 1995 period drama? Answer at bottom of page

Monday 9 November

Tuesday 10 November

Dev wondered if he had all the answers

Troubled times for Forest and Stephen

COMEDY DRAMA

DRAMA

Slumdog Millionaire

Film4 HD, 9pm/Film4+1, 10pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Director Danny Boyle hit the jackpot with this clever, appealing and surprisingly tough romantic drama. Teenage Mumbai slum kid Jamal (Dev Patel) is just one question away from winning India’s Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? when the cops arrest him for cheating, at which point his life is then revealed in flashback. The movie throbs with vibrant life throughout, and won eight Oscars, including Best Film, Direction and Adapted Screenplay, helping to propel it to huge box-office success. 2008, 15, 120MIN

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TCM HD, 9pm/TCM+1, 10pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

There can be few viewers not already aware of the shocking plot twist that occurs around two-thirds of the way through this offbeat romantic thriller. Although the film can’t help but lose a lot of its impact if you already know the outcome of the story, it’s still a superb showcase for Stephen Rea as an IRA man struggling with his conscience, Forest Whitaker (with a passable English accent) as the British soldier he takes hostage and Jaye Davidson as the obscure object of his desire. Also on Friday. 1992, 18, 108MIN

WAR DRAMA

COMEDY DRAMA

ACTION THRILLER

PERIOD DRAMA

Empire of the Sun

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Man of Tai Chi

The Mission

Sky Select HD, 9pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Sky Showcase HD, 11.45pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Sky Action & Adventure HD, 5.20pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Steven Spielberg’s adaptation of JG Ballard’s semi-autobiographical novel about his childhood spent in a Japanese internment camp in Shanghai during World War Two features some powerful set pieces (especially the evacuation of Shanghai), though the film is less assured on a human level. A young Christian Bale is terrific in the lead role, and watch out, too, for an early screen appearance by future comedy star Ben Stiller. 1987, PG, 152MIN

Set in a deluxe spa hotel occupying an imaginary corner of Central Europe between the wars, this sumptuous crime caper is filled with visual delights, sparkling dialogue and enjoyable comic intrigue. It also offers an exquisite performance from Ralph Fiennes as the dapper concierge who is thrust into a perilous caper involving murder, art theft, a large family fortune and a charming rogues gallery of familiar faces. 2014, 15, 100MIN

Keanu Reeves makes his directing debut with this martial-arts thriller and does a pretty good job at turning out a briskly entertaining old-school action film. He also plays the villain, a devious millionaire who lures the story’s tai chi fighter hero, played by Tiger Chen (Reeves’ stunt double in the Matrix movies), into an underground fight club. The story is somewhat formulaic but the film really comes alive in the fight scenes. 2013, 15, 100MIN

COMEDY

ALSO ON MONDAY

The Hangover

ITV HD, 9pm/ITV+1, 10pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Director Todd Phillips is the man behind such lowbrow efforts as Road Trip, Old School and the Starsky & Hutch movie, so he has all the credentials for this undemanding in-your-face comedy. The plot has four ageing idiots heading to Las Vegas for a stag party, only for three of them (Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms) to lose the groom. It is all very un-PC, but the characters have a depth that you don’t expect in this sort of fare. 2009, 15, 100MIN TEASER ANSWER SENSE AND SENSIBILITY

Meet the Robinsons Sky Disney HD, 3.30pm The family of the future. Nacho Libre Sky Comedy HD, 6.25pm Jack Black steps into the ring. Jaws Sky Greats HD, 10pm It’s still got plenty of bite. Freedom Writers AMC, 11pm Hilary Swank is a class act. Flags of Our Fathers Sky Select HD, 11.35pm The Stars and Stripes forever.

COMEDY DRAMA

Birdman

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BBC1 HD, 11.55pm (12.25am, N Ireland & Wales) Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

A spectacular film of Spanish and Portuguese oppression in 18th-century South America, packed with action and thought-provoking dialogue and certainly one of the most unusual stories ever put on screen. Jeremy Irons plays the leader of the Jesuit brethren who risks life and limb climbing a massive waterfall to reach and convert a fierce and remote jungle tribe, and Robert De Niro plays a penitent slave trader. 1986, PG, 125MIN

ALSO ON TUESDAY

Sky Showcase HD, 9.45pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Michael Keaton goes out on a limb as a washed-up movie star making a frazzled bid for artistic credibility in this hectic black comedy. Shot in one seemingly unbroken take, director Alejandro González Iñárritu’s Oscar-winning film ricochets around the dressing rooms and corridors of a Broadway theatre where Keaton’s former Hollywood hotshot is wrestling with his nagging superhero alter ego as he struggles to put on a dour, arty play. 2014, 15, 119MIN

Dolphin Tale 2 Sky Family HD, 1.20pm & 8pm Winter’s back in the swim. Tinker Bell: Legend of the NeverBeast Sky Disney HD, 6.30pm Something furry this way comes. Napoleon Dynamite Film4 HD, 7.10pm Jon Heder is ready to explode. Billy Elliot BBC4 HD, 9pm Jamie Bell dances his socks off. The War of the Roses Sony Movies, 9pm Kathleen and Michael are splitting up.

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actor Chris Evans Films directed and starred in which 2014 comedy drama? Wednesday 11 November Thursday 12 November FILM TEASER Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Answer at bottom of page

Lucas’s problems were getting smaller and smaller

Chris could only Marvel at the world of the future

ICE FAMILY CHO CHILDREN’S FANTASY

COMIC-BOOK ADVENTURE

The Ant Bully

Captain America: The Winter Soldier 4

Sky Family HD, 1pm & 8pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

There is a starry voice cast – Julia Roberts, Nicolas Cage, Paul Giamatti, Meryl Streep et al – in this charming animated adaptation of John Nickle’s beloved children’s book about bullied schoolboy Lucas, who vents his frustrations on an anthill. Until, that is, the colony’s shaman uses a magical potion to cut the kid down to size and he gets a taste of insect life. The film owes a debt to such previous favourites as Antz, A Bug’s Life and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids with its nippy mix of deft comedy and vivid action sequences. 2006, U, 89MIN

Sky Showcase HD, 1.45pm & 8pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Brace yourself for scorching action and gripping suspense when Marvel Comics’ strapping 1940s super-soldier gets defrosted in the present day for his second solo effort. As Captain America, Chris Evans ticks off a checklist of the pop culture milestones he missed while in the deep freeze, while Scarlett Johansson’s sassy Black Widow delivers quips and backflips with equal panache. The later fight scenes go on too long, but the steady supply of snappy one-liners and witty sight gags will keep you on board. 2014, 12, 136MIN

COMEDY

HORROR THRILLER

SCI-FI ACTION

COMEDY DRAMA

Big

The Purge: Anarchy

Predator

Sex Ed

Sky Sci-Fi & Horror HD, 12.15am Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Sky Action & Adventure HD, 7pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Sky Comedy HD, 1am Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

This is the best of the fountain of youth comedies that proliferated in the mid-1980s, with Tom Hanks on fine form as the teenager who is granted his wish to become a grown-up. The screenplay by Gary Ross and Anne Spielberg is bursting with wit, insight and playfulness, and there are a couple of delightful scenes, especially the one in which the grown-up Hanks makes his adult friends behave like kids again. 1988, PG, 102MIN

Set in a near-future dystopian America where for one night a year all crime is legal, this chiller sequel has a surprisingly sharp political edge. As Frank Grillo’s reluctant hero becomes the protector of four helpless people caught outdoors during the government-sanctioned night of mayhem, the thrills go hand in hand with biting satire as writer-director James DeMonaco targets the divide between haves and have-nots in contemporary society. 2014, 15, 103MIN

What begins as a standard Arnold Schwarzenegger action vehicle – he plays a cigar-chomping military commander leading his troops on a covert mission in South America – morphs into a monster movie, with the humans being stalked by a ruthless alien hunter in the jungle. Director John McTiernan keeps the action thundering along at a ferocious pace and the scenes from the alien’s heat-sensitive point of view are a nice touch. 1987, 18, 107MIN

This unassuming low-budget comedy stars Haley Joel Osment as a dorky – and virginal – young teacher striving to teach sex education to a bunch of stroppy adolescents at an inner-city middle school in Florida. In another movie, his lack of sexual experience would be the cue for little more than raunchy foolery, but the point here is that in the age of Snapchat and sexting, these kids need his sensible, straightforward guidance. 2014, 15, 89MIN

ACTION THRILLER

ALSO ON THURSDAY

Film4 HD, 6.55pm/ Film4+1, 7.55pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

DRAMA

ALSO ON WEDNESDAY

Almost Famous

AMC, 10.10pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Patrick Fugit and Oscar-nominated Kate Hudson star in writer-director Cameron Crowe’s semi-autobiographical comedy drama about a precocious teenage rock journalist writing for Rolling Stone magazine in the 1970s. Despite a rose-tinted approach to a notoriously debauched era – Crowe downplays the sex ’n’ drugs in favour of the rock ’n’ roll – the film is effortlessly enjoyable and an obviously affectionate portrait of the music biz. 2000, 15, 126MIN TEASER ANSWER BEFORE WE GO

About a Boy Sky Greats HD, 6.15pm Hugh Grant becomes a father figure. RV: Runaway Vacation More>Movies (Movie Mix), 7pm It’s no holiday for Robin Williams. The Judge Sky Showcase HD, 9pm Messrs Downey Jr and Duvall hold court. Aliens: Special Edition Sky Action/Adventure HD, 11pm Sigourney Weaver is back where it all began. Cabaret BBC1, 11.35pm (regions vary) Liza Minnelli Bowles them over.

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Face/Off

Sky Greats HD, 10pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

After the uneven Hard Target and dreadful Broken Arrow, cult Hong Kong director John Woo finally hit his stride in Hollywood with this delirious sci-fi thriller about an FBI agent (John Travolta) who swaps appearances with a slick gangster (Nicolas Cage). Woo supplies the breakneck pace and balletic action sequences, while the script constantly sends the plot careering off in totally unexpected directions. 1997, 18, 133MIN

The Lion King Sky Disney HD, 12.35pm & 7pm Simba is the mane event. Alexander and the Very Bad Day Sky Disney HD, 5.30pm What’s the worst that can happen? The Maze Runner Sky Sci-Fi & Horror HD, 9pm Dylan O’Brien needs some direction. The Wicker Man ITV4 HD, 11.15pm Edward Woodward is in a pagan place. Terminator Salvation Film4 HD, 11.25pm Christian Bale rages against the machines.

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In 2011, star Melissa McCarthy won a Best Films Comedy Actress Emmy for which US TV series? PAY-PER-VIEW HIGHLIGHTS Friday 13 November The pick of FILM TEASER

Spy

Answer at bottom of page

Look out Daniel Craig – here comes Melissa

the week on Sky Store and Virgin Movies Entourage ★★★

All we want for Christmas is sweet singing in the choir

SEASONAL MUSICAL

Black Nativity

Sky Christmas HD, 11am & 6.20pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

This earnest, and ultimately uplifting, musical retelling of the nativity story boasts a contrived plot, but the songs have real heart, not least when belted out by Dreamgirls’ Jennifer Hudson. She plays a struggling single mother who, facing eviction at Christmas, sends her unruly teenage son (Jacob Latimore) to live with her parents, a formidable Harlem minister (Forest Whitaker) and his saintly wife (Angela Bassett). The plot also finds room for Mary J Blige as an angel. 2013, PG, 93MIN MUSICAL FANTASY

THRILLER

Into the Woods

Phone Booth

Sky Family HD, 1.05pm & 8pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Syfy HD, 9pm/Syfy+1, 10pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

There are glossy production values and a very starry cast for this Disney version of Stephen Sondheim’s 1987 musical. The Brothers Grimm stories of Little Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk, Cinderella and Rapunzel are interwoven with a story about a baker and his wife (James Corden and Emily Blunt) on a quest to reverse a curse by Meryl Streep’s vengeful witch. The movie also finds room for hammy turns from Johnny Depp and Chris Pine. 2014, PG, 125MIN

This claustrophobic thriller is worthy of Hitchcock: a self-centred entertainment publicist (Colin Farrell) intercepts a call in a New York phone booth and finds himself playing lethal mind games with a sniper who has him in his sights. It shouldn’t take you too long to identify the disembodied voice of the mysterious gunman, but what keeps you on a knife edge is the razor-sharp dialogue, bravura plot twists and Joel Schumacher’s uncluttered direction. 2002, 15, 81MIN

TEEN COMEDY

ALSO ON FRIDAY

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Film4 HD, 6.55pm/ Film4+1, 7.55pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

One of director John Hughes’ best movies from his ‘Brat Pack’ period, in that it simultaneously manages to applaud teen rebellion and satirise it at the same time. Matthew Broderick has never been better cast than as the ever-inventive high-school loafer who engineers a day of truancy with the precision of a military operation. Dirty Dancing’s Jennifer Grey also makes a big impression as his kid sister. 1986, 15, 103MIN TEASER ANSWER MIKE & MOLLY

Dumbo Sky Disney HD, 2pm The little elephant you’ll never forget. The Guns of Navarone Sky Select HD, 6.20pm Gregory and David are over a barrel. Ex Machina Sky Premiere HD, 8pm Ms Robot. See review, page 18. The Hunger Games Film4 HD, 9pm Jennifer Lawrence fights to the death. Inherent Vice Sky Premiere HD, 10pm Joaquin Phoenix takes some pot shots.

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Picking up where the HBO TV comedy series left off in 2011, this spin-off movie finds Hollywood star Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier) still living it large with his posse of homeboys (Kevin Connolly, Jerry Ferrara and Kevin Dillon) from Queens, New York. The plot doesn’t amount to much, but fans of the series will enjoy the boys’ breezy banter and hedonistic escapades. (15, 104min)

ACTION COMEDY

Get Santa

Spy

★★★

Sky Store & Virgin Movies from Monday Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●●

Jim Broadbent’s Father Christmas finds himself banged up in prison after crash-landing his sleigh in this family-friendly festive caper. Of course, no one believes he is the real Santa and it is up to Rafe Spall’s former getaway driver to save Christmas, with the aid of his nine-year-old son (Kit Connor) and Warwick Davis’s diminutive jailbird. What ensues is silly and sometimes naff, but it is infectiously enjoyable. (U, 102min)

Jurassic World ★★★★ Two decades after Steven Spielberg’s monster hit Jurassic Park, the dinosaurs are on the rampage again in the ill-fated resort. This fourth adventure delivers all the thrills and spills we have come to expect from the series, with Chris Pratt’s dinosaur wrangler and Bryce Dallas Howard’s theme park operations manager providing the human touch. (12, 124min)

The Longest Ride ★★★ Another tale of star-crossed lovers from a book by Nicholas Sparks. Here you get a double helping, involving Scott Eastwood and Britt Robertson in the present day, and Jack Huston and Oona Chaplin in the 1940s. It is predictably sentimental, but the stars’ chemistry makes it worth watching. (12, 128min)

Mad Max: Fury Road ★★★★★ Thirty years after 1985’s Beyond Thunderdome, George Miller’s iconic road warrior roars into action again for his fourth screen adventure, a two-hour thrill-ride so supercharged with adrenaline-surging excitement it leaves its cinematic rivals in the dust. Tom Hardy slips ruggedly into Mel Gibson’s battered black jacket as Max, a badass loner adrift in a barren postapocalyptic world. (15, 120min)

PREMIERE

Reuniting with Bridesmaids director Paul Feig, Melissa McCarthy is at her hilarious best in this infectiously entertaining action comedy. She plays a dumpy CIA analyst who becomes an unlikely field agent, getting into a series of slapstick comic scrapes as she tracks down a stolen nuclear bomb, adopting a string of frumpy undercover identities en route. Jude Law and Jason Statham also star. 2015, 15, 120MIN Mr Holmes ★★★★ Set in 1947, this tender, melancholy drama featuring Arthur Conan Doyle’s iconic detective Sherlock Holmes portrays the great man in old age. Ian McKellen is superb as the 93-year-old Holmes, as he grapples with a failing memory while striving to reconstruct the troubling case, 35 years earlier, that precipitated his retirement to the countryside. (PG, 104min)

Poltergeist ★★★ An American family relocate to a bargain house, little realising that their new home has been built over an old cemetery and that restless spirits will soon be making their presence felt. This remake of the classic 1981 horror movie delivers some effective tension and scares, with solid performances by Sam Rockwell and Rosemarie DeWitt. (15, 94min)

San Andreas ★★★ This entertaining old-school disaster movie deploys superb CGI effects to deliver some breathtaking shocks as California gets a pasting from an earthquake. Amid the toppling skyscrapers and cheesy disaster movie clichés, Dwayne Johnson supplies the human drama as a helicopter pilot who has to save

his wife (Carla Gugino) and daughter (Alexandra Daddario) from the carnage. (12, 114min)

Self/less ★★ PREMIERE (Virgin Movies from Mon) With more than a nod to John Frankenheimer’s chilling 1966 film Seconds, this sci-fi thriller finds dying tycoon Ben Kingsley signing up for a radical medical procedure that transfers his consciousness into the body of strapping young Ryan Reynolds. Inevitably, his rebirth comes with troubling side effects. The movie looks good but doesn’t do justice to its disconcerting premise. (12, 117min)

Spy ★★★★ PREMIERE (Sky Store & Virgin Movies from Mon) See review, above. (15, 120min)

Terminator: Genisys ★★ PREMIERE (Sky Store & Virgin Movies from Mon) This ill-conceived bid to reboot the Terminator franchise is a baffling, goodwill-crushing mess. Arnold Schwarzenegger is back, but is now an avuncular presence who goes by the cuddly nickname ‘Pops’. Game of Thrones’ Emilia Clarke plays kick-ass heroine Sarah Connor in a plot that is so head-spinning we really do need the light relief provided by Arnie’s self-mocking quips. (12, 125min)

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against Clermont

European Champions Former Wales captain Ieuan Evans looks forward to this season’s tournament LIVE RUGBY UNION

Leicester Tigers v Stade Francais

WORDS: RICHARD MCCLURE. PHOTOS: GETTY, PA

Friday, BT Sport Europe HD, kick-off 7.45pm

Less than two weeks

Clermont in an all-French final to clinch a hat-trick of European titles. We asked former Wales captain Ieuan Evans, who won the Heineken Cup with Bath in 1998, for his talking points…

Ieuan Evans after the Rugby World WORLD CUP EFFECT Cup Final, attention turns It will be interesting to see how to this season’s European Rugby southern hemisphere players, who Champions Cup which gets underway on Friday when Leicester made it through to the World Cup semi-finals and final, fare in this Tigers, under new head coach season’s tournament. How much Aaron Mauger, host Stade Francais energy will the World Cup have at Welford Road. taken out of these players? How Last season’s inaugural much will they have left in the tank? tournament, which replaced the Injuries suffered in the World Cup Heineken Cup, saw Toulon defeat

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will play a part, too. It will delay Paul O’Connell’s debut for Toulon, while Scarlets will suffer from Liam Williams’ foot injury as they don’t have strength in depth.

THE POOL OF DEATH For the first time, we have four previous European champions in one group – Pool 5 – and Bath, Toulon, Leinster and Wasps have won nine titles between them. There will be no respite – each round is going to be a battle and home form will be critical. I was part of the draw at Neuchatel and there was a sharp

intake of breath when those teams came out. It’s an outstanding group.

DAN THE MAN It will be great to see the All Blacks legend Dan Carter in action for his new club Racing Metro 92. There’s a reason the 33-year-old is still considered the best player in world rugby – the fly-half position is all about running a game, and he is still the best at that. Previously, Racing have been rather turgid to watch, but they look good on paper with Tim Streather will be a threat for Saracens

Martin O’Neill gives instructions to Ireland defender Seamus Coleman

Pools POOL ONE Saracens, Ulster, Toulouse, Oyonnax

POOL TWO Clermont, Ospreys, Exeter Chiefs, Bordeaux Begles

POOL THREE Glasgow Warriors, Northampton Saints, Racing Metro 92, Scarlets

POOL FOUR Stade Francais, Munster, Leicester Tigers, Benetton Treviso

POOL FIVE Bath, Toulon, Leinster, Wasps

LIVE FOOTBALL

Bosnia-Herzegovina v Republic of Ireland Friday, Sky Sports 1 HD, kick-off 7.45pm

Martin O’Neill’s men face a testing trip to Zenica in the first leg of their Euro 2016 play-off. Ireland will be without the suspended John O’Shea and Jonathan Walters, while their hosts will hope for the return of injured striker Edin Dzeko, who scored seven times in qualifying. LIVE CRICKET

Pakistan v England

Bosnia-Herzegovina’s Edin Dzeko

Championship leader Valentino Rossi

Wednesday & Friday, Sky Sports 2 HD

Cup another World Cup star, Argentina’s Juan Imhoff, on the wing.

WHO CAN BEAT TOULON? Can the champions be dethroned? I think they can. Ironically, England’s early exit from the World Cup could give their clubs a better chance as they will have had access to their players earlier than anticipated, and might not be fatigued. So we might see a strong English performance in Europe this year, possibly Saracens who are already looking strong. Elsewhere, can Clermont take that final leap? Or can Glasgow step up from their outstanding Pro12 form? Gregor Townsend is an excellent young coach and his home players could be energised by Scotland’s performance against Australia.

After the conclusion of the Test series in the United Arab Emirates, Eoin Morgan takes over the captaincy for four one-day internationals, beginning in Abu Dhabi on Wednesday. Yorkshire’s Joe Root returns to the one-day squad after being rested against Australia in the summer, while, in line with that strategy, Ben Stokes has been left out to rest up ahead of the tour to South Africa in December.

Martin ‘Wolfie’ Adams

LIVE DARTS

Grand Slam of Darts From Saturday, Sky Sports 2 HD, Sky Sports 1 HD & Sky Sports 3 HD

After boycotting the event

LIVE MOTORCYCLING

MotoGP: Valencia Sunday, BT Sport 2 HD, race starts 1pm

England’s Eoin Morgan

Valentino Rossi will look to clinch his 10th world title on Sunday, but will have to do it the hard way. The 36-year-old Italian is to start the final race of the season in Valencia from the back of the grid after appearing to kick out at Marc Marquez at the Malaysian Grand Prix two weeks ago, resulting in his rival crashing.

The incident occurred on lap seven, and follows claims by Rossi that Marquez is helping fellow Spaniard Jorge Lorenzo win the title. Rossi now leads the rider standings by seven points from Lorenzo, and will be confirmed as world champion if he finishes in the top two in Valencia.

since its inception in 2007, three-time BDO world champion and 2015 runner-up Martin ‘Wolfie’ Adams will finally play in the competition. The 59-year-old, a BDO loyalist, has never accepted the PDC’s offer to take part in the Wolverhampton event, which features players from both organisations. Also making his debut in this year’s tournament is current BDO world champion Scott Mitchell.

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Sport week A-Z GUIDE This week’s sport on TV AMERICAN FOOTBALL Mississippi State v Missouri Sat 6am BT Sport/ESPN HD

Temple v SMU

LIVE Louisiana-Lafayette v South Alabama Thu 12.30am BT Sport 1 HD

LIVE New York Jets v Buffalo Bills Thu 1.25am SS1 HD From New Jersey. Highlights: Fri 9pm SS5 HD.

LIVE USC v Colorado Fri 2am BT Sport/ESPN HD

ARCHERY World Cup

Sat 10am BT Sport/ESPN HD

LIVE College Football Sat 5pm BT Sport/ESPN HD, 8.30pm BT Sport 2 HD

LIVE Arkansas Ole Miss Sat 8.30pm BT Sport/ESPN HD

LIVE LSU v Alabama Sat 1am BT Sport/ESPN HD College football. Highlights: Sun 10.30am BT Sport/ESPN HD.

Winnipeg v Toronto

Mon 7.30am Euro HD Action from the final in Mexico.

ATHLETICS World Championships Tue 9pm & 10.30pm; Wed 6.30pm, 8.30pm & 10.30pm Euro2 HD; Thu 5pm & 7pm Euro HD; Fri 9pm & 10.30pm Euro2 HD Action from Beijing.

BASKETBALL

Sun 7am BT Sport

LIVE Carolina Panthers v Green Bay Packers Sun 5.30pm SS2 HD & Pick HD NFC encounter.

LIVE Indianapolis Colts v Denver Broncos Sun 9.15pm SS2 HD Coverage from Lucas Oil Stadium. Highlights: Mon 8pm SS3 HD.

LIVE Dallas Cowboys v Philadelphia Eagles Sun 12.30am SS2 HD Coverage from the AT&T Stadium. Highlights: Mon 9pm SS3 HD.

LIVE Championship Drive Mon 11pm BT Sport//ESPN Coverage of a playoff game.

LIVE San Diego Chargers v Chicago Bears Mon 1.15am SS2 HD Inter-conference clash. Highlights: Tue 8pm SS3 HD.

LIVE College Football Tue 1am BT Sport 2 HD; Wed 1am BT Sport/ESPN HD, 1am BT Sport 2 HD

LIVE Virginia Tech v Georgia Tech

Heat v Pacers Sat 3.15pm BT Sport 2 HD

Rockets v Kings Sat 9.15pm BT Sport 1 HD

LIVE Timberwolves v Bulls Sat 11pm BT Sport 1 HD NBA action. Highlights: Sun 12noon BT Sport 1 HD.

LIVE Pacers v Cavaliers Sun 8.30pm BT Sport 1 HD NBA action. Highlights: Mon 5.30pm BT Sport 2 HD.

LIVE College Basketball Mon 12m’t BT Sport/ESPN HD

LIVE Spurs v Kings Mon 3am BT Sport 1 HD NBA action. Highlights: Tue 6pm BT Sport 1 HD.

EuroCup Basketball Tue 9.30am Euro2 HD

LIVE Celtics v Bucks Tue 1am BT Sport 1 HD NBA action. Highlights: Wed 4pm BT Sport 1 HD.

EuroLeague Wed 6pm Euro2 HD

LIVE Clippers v Mavericks

Thu 12.30am BT Sport/ESPN HD College football. Highlights: Fri 6.30pm BT Sport/ESPN HD.

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BOWLS LIVE Scottish International Mon-Thu 1pm; Fri 10am & 1.45pm BBC2 (Scot) Coverage from Perth. Highlights: Mon-Thu 11.45pm; Fri 11.40pm BBC2 (Scot).

TEASER Name the only Welsh club to have reached the final

Cup, now known as the European Rugby Champions Cup? BOXING LIVE Callum Smith v Rocky Fielding Sat 8pm SS1 HD British Super middleweight title.

COMBAT SPORTS LIVE UFC Prelims Sat 1am BT Sport 2 HD

LIVE Belfort v Henderson III Sat 3am BT Sport 2 HD UFC Fight Night. Highlights: Sun 10pm BT Sport 2 HD.

CRICKET LIVE Australia v New Zealand: First Test Sat-Mon 6am; Sat & Sun 12m’t SS1 HD Coverage from Brisbane. Highlights: Sat 5.30pm SS2 HD; Sun 11.30am SS5 HD; Mon 8pm SS2 HD

LIVE India v South Africa: First Test Sat & Sun 6am SS2 HD; Sat 4am SS2 HD; Sun 4am SS3 HD; Mon 6am SS3 HD From Mohali. Highlights: Sat 11pm SS2 HD; Sun 4.30pm SS5 HD; Mon 9pm SS2 HD.

LIVE Sri Lanka v West Indies Sat 8.45am & 1.20pm Euro2 HD The final match. Highlights: Sat 9pm Euro2 HD; Mon 7.30pm Euro2 HD.

LIVE Sunfoil Dolphins v Chevrolet Warriors Sun 12.30pm SS5 HD Coverage from Durban.

LIVE Sri Lanka v West Indies Mon & Thu 1.15pm Euro HD T20I series. Highlights: Wed 1.15pm Euro2 HD; Fri 9.30am Euro HD.

LIVE Pakistan v England Wed & Fri 10.30am SS2 HD The four-game series in Abu Dhabi. Highlights: Wed & Fri 9pm SS2 HD.

LIVE Chevrolet Knights v Nashua Cape Cobras Wed 4pm SS3 HD T20 from Kimberley. Highlights: 10pm SS3 HD.

LIVE Australia v New Zealand: Second Test Thu & Fri 2.30am; Fri 6am SS2 HD Coverage from Perth. Highlights: Fri 7.30pm SS2 HD.

LIVE Chevrolet Warriors v bizhub Highveld Lions Fri 4pm SS5 HD Coverage from Bloemfontein. Highlights: 10pm SS5 HD.

LIVE India v South Africa: Second Test Fri 4am SS3 HD Coverage from Bengaluru.

CYCLING Tour of Taihu Lake

EQUESTRIAN LIVE Show Jumping Sun 1.05pm Euro2 HD FEI World Cup in Verona. Highlights: Wed 9.30pm Euro HD.

FEI Dressage World Cup Wed 9pm Euro Action from Lyon, France.

GOLF LIVE HSBC Champions Sat & Sun 6am; Sat 3am SS4 HD Coverage from Shanghai. Highlights: Sat 11.30am SS4 HD; Sun 10am SS4 HD; Wed 9.45pm Euro HD.

NBO Classic Grand Final Sat 8am & 10.30pm SS4 HD Action from Oman.

LIVE Sanderson Farms Championship Sat & Sun 6.30pm SS4 HD Coverage from Mississippi. Highlights: Mon 9pm SS4 HD.

Championship of Derbyshire Mon 7pm SS4 HD

Panasonic Open Mon 11pm SS4 HD Highlights from New Delhi.

Tour Championship Tue 7pm SS4 HD The final in Almeria, Spain.

Sanya Ladies Open Tue 9pm SS4 HD

Charles Schwab Cup Championship Wed 8pm SS4 HD

LIVE BMW Masters Wed-Fri 3am; Thu & Fri 6am SS4 HD Coverage from Shanghai. Highlights: Thu & Fri 10am SS4 HD.

LIVE OHL Classic at Mayakoba Thu & Fri 6pm SS4 HD Coverage from Mexico.

LIVE Lorena Ochoa Invitational Thu & Fri 9pm SS4 HD Coverage from Mexico City.

GREYHOUND RACING LIVE William Hill St Leger Tue 7pm SS2 Coverage from Wimbledon.

HORSE RACING LIVE C4 Racing Sat 1.30pm C4 HD Doncaster, Aintree & Wincanton.

ICE SKATING LIVE Figure Skating Sat & Sun 7am; Fri 2.30pm, 4.30pm, 5.45pm & 7.45pm Euro2 Cup of China. Highlights: Sat 5.45pm, 6.45pm & 7.45pm Euro2 HD; Mon 9.15am Euro2 HD, 5.30pm Euro HD; Fri 5.30pm & 7.30pm Euro2 HD.

Sat 12.45pm Euro2 HD Stage 8: 144km to Yanguan.

MOTORCYCLING

LIVE Tour of Taihu Lake

LIVE MotoGP: Valencia

Sat 5.30am Euro2 Stage 9: 90km around Suzho. Highlights: Sun 10am Euro HD.

DARTS LIVE Grand Slam of Darts Sat 1pm & 7pm SS2 HD; Sun 1pm SS2 HD, 7.30pm SS1 HD; Mon-Thu 7pm SS1 HD; Fri 7pm SS3 HD From Wolverhampton. Highlights: Mon 12noon; Tue-Fri 1pm; Fri 1am SS1 HD.

Sat 8am & 11am; Sun 7.30am & 12.45pm BT Sport 2 HD Race action. Highlights: Sun 11pm BT Sport 1 HD; Mon 8pm ITV4 HD.

LIVE Moto3: Valencia Sun 9.30am BT Sport 2 HD Race action. Highlights: Thu 6pm BT Sport 2 HD.

LIVE Moto2: Valencia Sun 11.15am BT Sport 2 HD Race action. Highlights: Thu 7pm BT Sport 2 HD

Red Bull X-Fighters Sun 6pm Dave HD

Superbikes: MotoAmerica Mon 9.30pm, 10.30pm & 11.30pm; Tue 9.30pm & 11.45pm; Wed 11.10pm; Thu 11pm Euro HD

LIVE MotoGP: Pre-season Testing Tue & Wed 9am & 1pm BT Sport 1 HD Coverage from Valencia, Spain.

Northwest 200 Tue 3.30pm Euro2 HD

Scarborough International Tue 4.30pm Euro2 HD

Motorcycling Wed 5pm Euro2 HD

Barry Sheene Festival of Speed Thu 5pm Euro2 HD

International Southern 100 Thu 6pm Euro2 HD

MOTORSPORT LIVE FIA Formula E Championship Sat 6am ITV4 HD Putrajaya ePrix in Malaysia. Highlights: Sun 9.25am ITV.

Motorsport UK Sat 7.30am ITV4 HD

LIVE Race of Remembrance Sat 3.45pm; Sun 8.45am Motors TV Coverage from Wales.

LIVE V8 Supercars Sat 2.45am BT Sport 1 HD Auckland 500 event.

British Touring Car Review Sun 6pm ITV4 HD

6 Hours of Shanghai Tue 8am Euro HD

World Touring Car: Round 11 Tue 9am Euro HD

Blancpain Sprint GT Series Tue 10.30pm Euro

LIVE F1: Brazilian Grand Prix Fri 11.45am Sky Sports F1 HD, 11.55am BBC2 HD, 3.45pm BBC2 HD & Sky Sports F1 HD The practice sessions. Highlights: Fri 9pm & 10.45pm Sky Sports F1 HD.

POOL Nikos Ekonomopoulos v Ralf Souquet Thu 6pm SS3 HD, 9pm SS5 HD Action from Manchester.

RUGBY LEAGUE LIVE England v New Zealand Sat 2pm BBC1 HD (kick-off 2.30pm)

RUGBY UNION Harlequins v Sale Sharks Sat 6.30am BT Sport 2 HD

LIVE Toulon v Montpellier Sat 1.40pm SS3 (kick-off 1.45pm) Coverage from Stade Mayol.

LIVE Cardiff Blues v Glasgow Warriors Sat 2.45pm SS1 HD (kick-off 3pm) Coverage from the Arms Park.

LIVE Northampton Saints v Saracens Sat 3pm BT Sport 1 HD (kick-off 3.15pm) Premiership action. Highlights: Mon 9am BT Sport 2 HD.

Answer at bottom of page LIVE Edinburgh v Munster Sat 5pm SS5 HD (kick-off 5.15pm) Coverage from Murrayfield.

LIVE Exeter v Leicester Sat 5.15pm BT Sport 1 HD (kick-off 5.30pm) Premiership action. Highlights: Thu 3am BT Sport 2 HD.

LIVE Newport Gwent Dragons v Ulster Sun 2.15pm S4C, 2.20pm BBC2 (N Ireland) (kick-off 2.30pm) PRO12 match at Rodney Parade.

LIVE Wasps v Gloucester Rugby Sun 2.15pm BT Sport 1 HD (kick-off 3pm) Premiership action. Highlights: Mon 10.30am BT Sport 2 HD.

Premiership Highlights Sun 8pm ITV4 HD, 11.20pm ITV HD

LIVE Harlequins v Montpellier Thu 7pm SS2 HD (kick-off 7.45pm) Coverage from the Stoop.

LIVE Leicester v Stade Français Fri 7pm BT Sport Europe HD (kick-off 7.45pm) Champions Cup clash at Welford Road. See page 28.

SKIING Alpine Skiing Fri 10am & 10.45am Euro2 HD Giant slalom action in Austria.

SNOOKER LIVE Bulgarian Open Sat 7.30am & 2pm; Sun 8am, 11am, 2pm & 6pm Euro HD From Sofia. Highlights: Sat 7.30pm Euro; Sun 10pm Euro2 HD.

LIVE Champion of Champions Tue-Fri 12.45pm & 6.45pm ITV4 HD From Coventry. Highlights: Wed & Fri 12.45pm ITV4.

SQUASH PSA Highlights Sun 1am BT Sport 2 HD

TENNIS LIVE Paris Masters Sat 1.30pm; Sun 11am & 2pm SS4 HD ATP action. Highlights: Sat 11.30pm SS4 HD; Sun 8.30pm SS5 HD.

Russia v Germany Sun 9am Euro2 Fed Cup in Sochi.

Czech Republic v France Mon 12noon Euro HD Fed Cup in Ostrava.

Belgium v Argentina Wed 7.30am Euro HD Davis Cup World Group semi-final.

Football planner Saturday 7 LIVE Newcastle Jets v Western Sydney Wanderers 6.15am BT Sport 1 HD (kick-off 6.15am) Australian A-League action.

LIVE Huddersfield v Leeds United 12noon Sky Sports 1 HD & Sky Sports 5 HD (kick-off 12.30pm) Coverage of the Championship West Yorkshire derby, which takes place at the John Smith’s Stadium.

LIVE AFC Bournemouth v Newcastle 12noon BT Sport 1 HD (kick-off 12.45pm) The Premier League encounter at Dean Court.

Football Focus 12.10pm BBC1 HD

Final Score 4.30pm BBC1 (not Scotland)

LIVE Port Talbot Town v Bangor City 4.45pm S4C (kick-off 5.15pm) Coverage of the Welsh Premier League match from Victoria Road.

LIVE Stoke City v Chelsea 5pm Sky Sports 1 HD (kick-off 5.30pm) The Premier League fixture at the Britannia Stadium.

LIVE Levante v Deportivo La Coruna 5.10pm Sky Sports 3 (kick-off 5.15pm) Coverage of the La Liga match.

LIVE Verona v Bologna 5.15pm BT Sport 2 HD The Serie A encounter.

LIVE Darmstadt v Hamburg 5.15pm BT Sport Europe HD (kick-off 5.30pm) Action from the Bundesliga clash.

LIVE Eibar v Getafe 7.25pm Sky Sports 3 HD (kick-off 7.30pm) The La Liga match.

The FA Cup 7.30pm BT Sport 2 HD A first round FA Cup encounter.

LIVE AC Milan v Atalanta 7.30pm BT Sport Europe HD (kick-off 7.45pm) Action from the Serie A clash.

Football League Tonight 9pm Channel 5 HD Highlights of Huddersfield Town v Leeds United and Nottingham Forest v Derby County.

LIVE Malaga v Real Betis 9.30pm Sky Sports 3 HD Action from the La Liga game, joining the match 25 minutes after kick-off.

Match of the Day 11pm BBC1 HD

Great Britain v Australia Wed 10.30am Euro HD Davis Cup World Group semi-final.

French Open Fri 9am Euro2 HD

WRESTLING LIVE WWE: Raw Mon 1am SS3 HD US grappling action. TEASER ANSWER CARDIFF (1996)

Sunday 8 Match of the Day 7.30am BBC1 HD

LIVE Central Coast Mariners v Wellington Phoenix 6am BT Sport 1 HD (kick-off 6am) Australian A-League action.

LIVE PREMIER LEAGUE

LIVE INTERNATIONAL

Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur

Aston Villa v Manchester City

Spain v England

Sunday, Sky Sports 1 HD, kick-off 4pm

Sunday, Sky Sports 1 HD, kick-off 1.30pm

Spurs’ only home defeat this season came against their north London rivals in September, when two goals from French midfielder Mathieu Flamini clinched a 2-1 victory for the Gunners in the Capital One Cup.

After getting injured in a pre-season match against Real Madrid, City new signing Fabian Delph will hope he’s fit enough to play against his former club. The 25-year-old scored three goals in 107 appearances during his time at Villa Park.

England boss Roy Hodgson and captain Wayne Rooney begin their preparations for Euro 2016 against the European champions, who lost just one game while qualifying for next year’s finals in France. England’s last trip to Spain came in 2009, a 2-0 loss in Seville. This match will be their first visit to Alicante.

LIVE Perth Glory v Melbourne Victory 8am BT Sport 1 HD (kick-off 8am)

LIVE PSV Eindhoven v FC Utrecht 11.20am Sky Sports 3 HD (kick-off 11.30am) Coverage of the Eredivisie game.

LIVE Didcot Town v Exeter 11.30am BT Sport 1 HD (kick-off 12noon) FA Cup first round action.

LIVE Torino v Inter 11.30am BT Sport Europe HD (kick-off 11.30am) Action from the Serie A clash.

MOTD2 Extra 12.15pm BBC2

LIVE Aston Villa v Manchester City 12.30pm Sky Sports 1 HD (kick-off 1.30pm) Coverage of the Premier League match at Villa Park.

LIVE Roma v Lazio 1.45pm BT Sport Europe HD (kick-off 2pm) Action from the Serie A game.

LIVE FA Cup Final Score 1.55pm BBC1 HD

LIVE Borussia Dortmund v Schalke 2.30pm BT Sport/ESPN HD (kick-off 2.30pm) Action from the Bundesliga game.

LIVE Barcelona v Villarreal 2.55pm Sky Sports 3 HD (kick-off 3pm) The La Liga game at the Nou Camp.

LIVE FA Cup Final Score 3pm BBC2 HD

LIVE Ross County v Celtic 3pm BT Sport 2 HD (kick-off 3pm) Coverage of the Scottish Premiership clash at Victoria Park.

LIVE Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur 3.30pm Sky Sports 1 HD (kick-off 4pm) Action from the north London Premier League derby at the Emirates Stadium.

LIVE Augsburg v Werder Bremen 4.30pm BT Sport Europe HD (kick-off 4.30pm) The Bundesliga clash.

Friday, ITV HD, kick-off 7.45pm

LIVE Napoli v Udinese

LIVE FC United v Chesterfield

5pm BT Sport/ESPN HD (kick-off 5pm) The Serie A encounter.

7pm BT Sport 2 HD (kick-off 7.45pm) Emirates FA Cup first round action at Broadhurst Park.

LIVE Atletico Madrid v Sporting Gijon 5.10pm Sky Sports 3 HD (kick-off 5.15pm) The La Liga encounter at the Estadio Vicente Calderon.

LIVE Porto v Setubal 6pm BT Sport 1 HD (kick-off 6.15pm) Primeira Liga action at the Estadio do Dragao.

Match of the Day: FA Cup Highlights 6.30pm BBC2

LIVE European Football Show 6.30pm BT Sport Europe HD

LIVE FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football 6.45pm Eurosport 2 HD (kick-off 7pm) The third-place play-off in Chile.

LIVE Sevilla v Real Madrid 7.25pm Sky Sports 3 HD (kick-off 7.30pm) The La Liga clash from the Estadio Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan.

LIVE Sampdoria v Fiorentina 7.45pm BT Sport Europe HD (kick-off 7.45pm) The Serie A encounter.

LIVE Lyon v Saint-Etienne 7.45pm BT Sport 2 HD (kick-off 8pm) The Ligue 1 clash.

LIVE MLS 8pm, 10.15pm, 12.35am & 3am Sky Sports 5 HD Action from North America.

LIVE Arouca v Sporting 8.30pm BT Sport//ESPN HD (kick-off 8.30pm) Primeira Liga action.

LIVE FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football 10pm Eurosport HD (kick-off 10pm) The final from the Estadio Sausalito.

Match of the Day 2 10.30pm BBC1 (11.25pm Scot)

Monday 9 LIVE MOTD: FA Cup Second Round Draw Mon 7pm BBC2

LIVE St Pauli v F Dusseldorf 7.15pm BT Sport Europe HD (kick-off 7.15pm) Coverage of the Bundesliga 2 game.

Tuesday 10 Euro 2016 Qualifiers 7pm & 9pm Sky Sports 5 HD

Wednesday 11 Premier League World 6.30pm BT Sport 1 HD

Thursday 12 LIVE Norway v Hungary 7.40pm Sky Sports 3 HD (kick-off 7.45pm) The play-off first-leg game in Oslo.

Friday 13 LIVE Wellington Phoenix v Adelaide United 6.30am BT Sport 1 HD (kick-off 6.30am) Australian A-League action.

LIVE Melbourne City v Western City Wanderers 8.45am BT Sport 1 HD (kick-off 8.45am) Australian A-League coverage.

LIVE Germany v Azerbaijan 4.45pm Eurosport HD (kick-off 5pm) The UEFA European Under-21 Championship qualifier.

LIVE Bosnia-Herzegovina v Republic of Ireland 7pm Sky Sports 1 HD (kick-off 7.45pm) The play-off first-leg clash. Highlights: 1.15am Sky Sports 5 HD.

LIVE Spain v England 7.30pm ITV HD (kick-off 7.45pm) The international friendly at the Estadio José Rico Pérez. Highlights: 10.45pm ITV HD.

LIVE Wales v Netherlands 7.30pm BBC2 (kick-off 7.45pm) Coverage of the friendly in Cardiff.

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Documentary

Drama

Chat show

Doctor Who

Prison Night

Song for Marion

The Jonathan Ross Show

BBC1 HD, 8pm

Channel 4 HD, 9pm/Channel 4+1, 10pm

BBC2 HD, 9.45pm (N Ireland, 10pm)

ITV HD, 10.20pm/ITV+1, 11.20pm

The Doctor sets out to save his pals and stop the shapeshifting Zygons running amok – but it is hard to achieve both

During a rundown of movies about life on the inside, convicts and guards assess the accuracy of their depictions

Gemma Arterton plays a choirmistress who helps a grumpy and grief-stricken pensioner in a heartening drama

Danny DeVito, Sheridan Smith and Joan Collins wax lyrical about their latest projects, plus music from Ariana Grande

Favourites

SKY EVENING TIME

7.00PM

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing

6.30 The Great… † 7.30 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul †

Documentary Lifestyle

8.00 Doctor Who

103 ITV

7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special

8.00 The X Factor

104 CHANNEL 4

7.00 The Restoration Man

8.00 Grand Designs

105 CHANNEL 5

6.40 Film: Operation Crossbow

106 SKY1

7.00 Modern Family

9.00PM

9.30PM

10.00PM

9.00 QI XL 9.00 Prison Night

10.35 TFI Friday 10.15 Greatest Comedy Movies…

9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life

8.15 Top Gear

7.10 Film: Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

10.40 News

9.45 Film: Song for Marion 10.20 The Jonathan Ross Show

9.00 Football League Tonight

7.15 Don’t Tell the Bride

10.30PM

9.00 Royal British Legion Festival of Remembrance 2015 8.30 Dad’s Army †

8.00 Landscape Artist of the Year

10.00 You, Me and the Apocalypse

9.15 Russell Howard’s Good News

10.15 Film: Halloween…

9.00 Film: The Fast and the Furious

116 BBC4

7.00 Tutankhamun: The Truth Uncovered

8.00 Lost Kingdoms of Central America

136 E4

7.00 The Big Bang Theory

8.00 Film: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

107 SKY LIVING

7.00 CSI

9.00 Criminal Minds

108 SKY ATLANTIC

7.00 Without a Trace

9.00 Game of Thrones

110 GOLD

5.30 Only Fools and Horses

111 DAVE

6.00 Film: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

119 ITV3

7.00 Doc Martin

120 ITV4

6.20 Film: Red River

9.00 Arne Dahl: Afterquake – Part One

10.00 Arne Dahl: Afterquake – Part Two

10.15 Amy Schumer: Live at the… 9.40 The Office

8.20 Red Dwarf

10.20 I’m Alan Partridge

9.00 Not Going Out

8.00 Midsomer Murders

10.00 Lewis 9.00 Film: Tremors

112 COMEDY CENTRAL 7.00 Impractical Jokers 7.00 Film: Wing Commander 114 SYFY

8.00 Live at the Apollo

9.00 Michael McIntyre’s Showtime

10.00 Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing

9.00 Film: Pitch Black

138 MORE4

6.50 The Somme

9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

10.05 Father Ted

113 UNIVERSAL

7.00 NCIS

9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

10.00 Sleepy Hollow

520 DISCOVERY

7.00 Gold Rush

523 ANIMAL PLANET 7.00 My Cat from Hell 7.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai 526 NAT GEO 529 HISTORY

7.00 Pawn Stars

537 YESTERDAY

7.00 Keeping Up Appearances

240 HOME & HEALTH 7.00 Homes Under the Hammer 7.00 DIY SOS 196 HOME 155 REALLY

7.00 The Supersizers Go 7.00 Traffic Cops

301 SKY PREMIERE

6.15 Jingle All the Way 2

133 GOOD FOOD

8.00 Alive! Sixty Days Under the Snow

9.00 Biblical Conspiracies

10.00 Codes and Conspiracies

8.00 The Pool Master

9.00 River Monsters

10.00 Mountain Monsters

8.00 Air Crash Investigation

9.00 The Nasca Lines Mystery

10.00 Drain the Bermuda Triangle

8.00 Storage Wars

310 SKY SHOWCASE 6.00 Days of Thunder 5.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Two… 304 SKY GREATS

Films

8.30PM

102 BBC2

118 ITV2

9.00 Yellowstone 8.00 Hospital Sydney

8.00 Tornado Alley

9.00 Why Planes Crash

8.00 Tron: Legacy

6.20 The Ant Bully

8.00 Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

307 SKY ACTION

5.50 Spider-Man 2

8.00 Spider-Man 3

308 SKY COMEDY

6.05 Who Framed Roger Rabbit

8.00 Horrible Bosses 2

10.15 Wild 10.15 Lucy

7.15 Stephen King’s A Good Marriage

10.15 The Greatest Game Ever… 9.45 Step Up: All In 10.30 Troy 10.00 Ali G Indahouse 9.00 The Judge

8.00 The Muppet Christmas Carol

9.30 Trading Places

8.00 Project Almanac

10.00 Burying the Ex

312 SKY SELECT

6.20 Empire of the Sun

9.00 Unbroken

315 FILM4

6.50 Mission: Impossible

9.00 Knight and Day

7.15 Operation CIA

9.00 Fever Pitch

402 SKY SPORTS 1

5.00 Ford Saturday Night Football – Live

403 SKY SPORTS 2

7.00 Grand Slam of Darts – Live: The evening session on day one at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall

404 SKY SPORTS 3

405 SKY SPORTS 4

410 EUROSPORT

10.00 UFOs Declassified

8.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

306 SKY FAMILY

317 TCM

10.00 Hospital Sydney

8.00 American Sniper 8.00 The Equalizer

6.00 The Incredibles

309 SKY CRIME

9.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 9.00 Escape to the Country

305 SKY DISNEY

303 SKY CHRISTMAS 6.15 Elf 6.00 The Maze Runner 311 SKY SCI-FI

Sport

8.00PM

101 BBC1

115 BBC3

Entertainment

7.30PM

Saturday

PREMIERE

NEW

8.00 Fight Night – Live: Callum Smith v Rocky Fielding

7.25 La Liga Football – Live: Eibar v Getafe: From the Ipurua Municipal Stadium (Kick-off 7.30) 6.30 PGA Tour Golf – Live: The third day of the Sanderson Farms Championship in Mississippi

7.30 Snooker: Bulgarian Open Denotes programmes starting before 7.00pm

9.30 World Golf Championship

9.00 Cycling: Tour of Taihu Lake † Regions vary

10.30 Golf

10.00 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football

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ITV

CHANNEL 4

SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 F’VIEW 1 F’SAT 101 HD 141 HD 108 HD 101 HD 108

SKY 102 VIRG 102 F’VIEW 2 F’SAT 102 HD 102/142 HD 162 HD 102 HD 109

SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 F’VIEW 3 F’SAT 103 HD 103 HD 119 HD 113 HD 178

SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 F’VIEW 4 F’SAT 104 HD 142 HD 227 HD 104 HD 126

6.15am FILM The Moon is Blue Romantic comedy. (S)(HD) (1953, b/w, PG, 100min) ★★ 7.55 FILM The Captive Heart World War Two drama. (S) (1946, b/w, PG, 95min) ★★★ 9.30 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R) 10.30 The Wonder of Animals (S)(HD)(AD) 11.00 Animal SOS (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.00noon My Life on a Plate (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.30pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip From Wells, Somerset. (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 FILM Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner Drama starring Spencer Tracy. (S)(HD) (1967, PG, 105min) ★★★★ 3.45 Escape to the Country Rural house hunting in Bedfordshire. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.30 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew Documentary series. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.30 Flog It! From Richmond. (S)(R)(HD)

6.00-9.25am CITV 9.25 Murder, She Wrote Jessica looks into a loan shark’s death. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)(HD) 11.25 ITV News (S) 11.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)(HD) 12.35pm Downton Abbey 7/8. The Crawleys attend a motor racing event. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.40 Judge Rinder Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(R)(HD) 2.45 Doc Martin The Apple Doesn’t Fall: 1/7. Pauline grows bored with her role at the surgery. (Series 3) (S)(R)(AD) 3.45 FILM Death Becomes Her Black comedy fantasy starring Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn and Bruce Willis. (S) (HD)(AD) (1992, PG, 120min) ★★★ 5.45 Local News (S)

6.15am How I Met Your Mother (S)(R) (HD)(AD) 6.40 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 7.30 The Grid (S) 8.00 The Morning Line (S)(HD) 9.00-10.30 Frasier (S)(R) 10.30-11.55 The Big Bang Theory (S)(HD)(AD) 11.55 The Simpsons (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.30pm The Simpsons (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.30 LIVE Racing This afternoon’s feature races from Doncaster, Aintree and Wincanton. (S)(HD) 4.00-6.00 Come Dine with Me A Sex and the City fan hosts the first dinner party in Lincolnshire. (S)(R)(HD) 4.25 A history teacher hosts the second party. (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 An entrepreneur hopes to impress. (S)(R)(HD) 5.25 A summer-themed party. (S)(R)(HD)

6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S)(HD) 11.30 Simply Nigella (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.00noon BBC News (S)(HD) 12.10pm Football Focus (S)(HD) 1.00 Bargain Hunt Two teams search for bargains in Glasgow. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.00 LIVE Rugby League England v New Zealand: Mark Chapman presents coverage of the second match in the international series at the Stadium at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in London. Kick-off is at 2.30. (S)(HD) 4.30 Final Score Today’s results. (S)(HD) 5.20 BBC News (S)(HD) 5.30 Local News (S) 5.40 Pointless Celebrities A child star-themed edition, with Tyger Drew-Honey and Mark Lester. (S)(HD)

6.30

Strictly Come Dancing

9.00

QI XL

6 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing

8 PM

8/14. Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present more pro-celebrity ballroom action, as the 10 couples aim to impress the judges and get their names at the top of the leader board. (S)(HD) ■ The results can be seen tomorrow at 7.15pm

8.00 Doctor Who The Zygon Inversion: 8/12. The Doctor stands alone as he tries to prevent a war and save his friends. (Series 9) (S)(HD)(AD)

8.50 The National Lottery Live The all-important numbers. (S)(HD)

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10 PM

7.00

The Chase: Celebrity Special

6.00 ITV News (S) 6.15 Catchphrase

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9.00 NEW Royal British Legion Festival of Remembrance 2015

6.30 The Great Pottery Throw Down 1/6. Sara Cox invites 10 home pottery enthusiasts to gather in Stoke-on-Trent, where they take part in a 35-day throwing contest. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

7.30 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

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SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

11.15 The Many Faces of Richard Wilson The actor tells his story, focusing on the early appearances, what drove his choices and their consequences. (S)(R) 12.15am FILM Mad City Satirical drama starring Dustin Hoffman and John Travolta. An opportunistic TV reporter attempts to turn a museum siege to his own professional advantage. (S) (1997, 12, 110min) ★★★ 2.05-6.15am Previews (S)(HD)

Lockout

An admin worker hosts the ﬁnal party in Lincolnshire. (S)(R)(HD)

6.30 News (S)(HD)

7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special 7.00 The Restoration Man Impressionist Rory Bremner, weather reporter Laura Tobin, Dragons’ Den star Deborah Meaden and gardener and chat show host Alan Titchmarsh work as a team in a bid to secure a cash prize for charity. (S)(HD)

3/7. The chef continues his journey through Croatia and savours the native oysters of Ston, before crossing 8.00 The X Factor the border into Albania, where he is The remaining acts face the second joined by his son Jack. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) of this year’s live shows, in which they hope to impress Simon Cowell, 8.30 Dad’s Army Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, Nick Jones ﬁnds himself cast adrift during Grimshaw and Rita Ora. (S)(HD) an exercise that pits Mainwaring ■ The Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 against Captain Square. (S)(R) ■ The results show can be seen 9.00 QI XL tomorrow at 8.00pm 4/16. Noel Fielding, Cariad Lloyd, Rhod Gilbert and Alan Davies join Stephen Fry as he meanders through M-themed matters. (S)(R)(HD)

Huw Edwards presents coverage of the annual event from the Royal Albert Hall in the presence of the Queen and other members of the 9.45 FILM PREMIERE Royal Family. Featuring performances Song for Marion from Rod Stewart, Pixie Lott, Andrea Heartwarming comedy drama Bocelli and Gregory Porter. (S)(HD) starring Terence Stamp, Vanessa Redgrave and Gemma Arterton. A local community choir transforms the lives of an elderly working-class couple. With Christopher Eccleston. 10.40 BBC News (S)(HD) (S)(HD) (2012, PG, 90min) ★★★★ See review, page 22 11.00 Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of the latest Premier League matches, including Stoke City v Chelsea, and Manchester United v West Bromwich Albion. (S)(HD) Followed by Lottery Update (S) ■ Match of the Day 2 can be seen tomorrow at 10.30pm 12.25am The Apprentice 5/12. The entrepreneurs must write and design a children’s book. (S)(R)(HD) 1.25 Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (HD) 1.30-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

Stephen Mulhern hosts the game show in which three contestants guess the familiar phrases hidden in animated clues, before one of them plays to win £50,000. (S)(HD)

11.40

6.00 Come Dine with Me

10.20 The Jonathan Ross Show The host chats to Sheridan Smith about her role in the stage revival of musical Funny Girl, and is also joined by Joan Collins, Danny DeVito and Ariana Grande. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated on Tuesday 11.25 ITV News (S) 11.45 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Cricketer Andrew Flintoff reflects on his life and career. (S)(R)(HD) 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Show Me the Telly (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 3.50-6.00am ITV Nightscreen (HD)

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(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing (R) Repeat (HD) High Definition (AD) Audio Description

SKY 131

VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 114 33 112

George Clarke meets Mark Horton, who has bought the derelict shell of an 18th-century folly called Bath Lodge in Ormskirk, near Liverpool, with the dream of converting it himself. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 Grand Designs Kevin McCloud meets Rob Hodgson and Kay Ralph, who plan to build a glass-fronted house on a crumbling clifftop in Gwynedd, inspired by the villas of California. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

9.00 NEW Prison Night A countdown of prison dramas, thrillers and comedies that most accurately depict the complexities of life behind bars, as voted for by convicts currently serving time at Her Majesty’s pleasure. (S)(HD)

10.35 TFI Friday Elton John, Julianne Moore, Stanley Tucci, The Maccabees and The Vamps join Chris Evans. (S)(R)(HD) 11.40 FILM Lockout Sci-fi action thriller starring Guy Pearce and Vincent Regan. (S)(HD) (2012, 15, 105min) ★★★ 1.25am Fargo (Series 2) (S)(R)(AD) 2.20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S)(R)(HD) 3.15 Hollyoaks (S)(SL)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.20 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites (S)(R)(HD) 5.25 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (S)(R)(HD) 5.30-6.20am Deal or No Deal Game show. (S)(R)(AD)

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VIRGIN F’VIEW 13 FREESAT HD 109 143 121

7 November CHANNEL 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 F’VIEW HD 150 5

HD 105/171

F’SAT 105

SKY 106 VIRGIN 110 HD 106/217 HD 109

6.00am Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? (S)(HD) 7.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 8.00 Game Changers (R)(HD) 8.30 Football Freestyler (S) 9.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD) 10.00 Soccer AM NEW EDITION (HD) 12.00noon The F1 Show 1.00-3.00pm Modern Family Back-to-back episodes of the sitcom. (Series 3) (S)(R)(HD) 3.00-5.00 Futurama A Clockwork Origin. (S)(R)(HD) 3.30 The Prisoner of Benda. (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences. (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 The Mutants Are Revolting. (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 Supergirl Stronger Together: 2/8. Kara’s attempts to protect National City fail to go to plan. (S)(R)(HD)

LOCAL VARIATIONS BBC1 SCOTLAND

Sky 951, Virgin 862, Freesat 960

4.30-5.20pm Sportscene (S)(HD)

N. IRELAND

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957

5.00-5.20pm Final Score from Northern Ireland (S)(HD)

WALES

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964

No variations

BBC2 SCOTLAND

Sky 970, Freesat 970

5.30pm The Great Pottery Throw Down (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul (S)(R) 7.30 Dad’s Army (S)(R) 8.00-9.00pm How Scotland Works (S)(R)

N. IRELAND

Sky 972, Freesat 969

NEW 10.15

Greatest Comedy Movies…

10.00 You, Me and the Apocalypse

6.00 The Flash

6.35 News (S)(HD) 6.40 FILM Operation Crossbow World War Two action drama starring George Peppard. A small group of Allied commandos undertakes a daring mission to destroy a German V2 rocket base. With Sophia Loren and Tom Courtenay. (S) (HD) (1965, PG, 140min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

The Flurry of Firestorm: 4/23. Barry and the team search for another Firestorm match and encounter Jefferson ‘Jax’ Jackson, but Caitlin has doubts about whether he is the right ﬁt. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD)

7.00 Modern Family 13/24. Jay is troubled when best pal Shorty reveals he and his wife are moving away. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 14/24. Claire and Phil spy on Luke and his friends. (Series 5) (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 5/9. Frank Skinner and Joan Bakewell visit Waddesdon Manor in Buckinghamshire as a new group of artists tries to capture views of the property. (S)(R)

9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present highlights of the day’s matches in the Championship, including Huddersﬁeld Town v Leeds United, and Hull City v Middlesbrough. (S)(HD)

10.15 NEW Greatest Comedy Movies – Ever! A celebration of the greatest comedy ﬁlms ever made, featuring recollections and revelations from stars on both sides of the camera, including Fred Willard. (S)(HD) 11.50 FILM See No Evil, Hear No Evil Comedy thriller starring Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor as two men – one deaf, the other blind – arrested for a murder they didn’t commit. (S) (1989, 15, 105min) ★★★ 1.35am The Gadget Show (S)(R)(HD) 2.25 SuperCasino 4.00-4.50am Gift of Life (S)(AD)

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SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 44 128 177 155

9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life 4/6. Karl investigates the beneﬁts of urine therapy as he explores the lengths people go to in order to stay healthy. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

10.00 You, Me and the Apocalypse 6/10. Scotty tries to make amends for his recent decisions, while Jamie’s life receives another shake-up following a sudden tragedy. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 11.00 The Force: Manchester Double bill of the documentary following the work of Greater Manchester Police. (R) 1.00am Road Wars (S)(HD)(AD) 2.00 Road Wars (S)(HD)(AD) 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize Following the work of Ireland’s border force. (R)(AD) 4.00 Stargate Atlantis Miller’s Crossing: 9/20. (S)(HD) 5.00-6.00am Stargate Atlantis This Mortal Coil: 10/20. (Series 4) (S)(HD)

+1hour

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★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor

7.30pm Real Lives Reunited (S)(R) 8.00-8.30 Brave New World Canada (S)(R) 9.00 QI (S) 9.30 The Commute (S)(R) 10.00 FILM Song for Marion: Comedy drama. (S) (2012, PG, 90min) ★★★★ 11.30pm12.15am Family Guy (S)

WALES

Sky 971, Freesat 971

7.30-8.30pm Licence to Thrill – Paul Hollywood Meets Aston Martin (S)(R)

ITV No variations

S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

6.00am Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh Sadwrn 10.00 Tag 10.45 Ar y Dibyn 11.45 Doctor Doctor (AD) 12.15pm Cefn Gwlad (AD) 12.45 Ffermio 1.15 Babi Del 1.45 Gerddi Cymru 2.15 3 Lle 2.45 Gwrthwynebwyr y Rhyfel Mawr 3.15 Tân Gwyllt (AD) 4.15 Stori Pel-Droed Cymru 4.45 LIVE Sgorio 7.15 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7.30 NEW Bryn Terfel: Bywyd Trwy Gan 9.00 Dawn: Bryn Terfel 9.40 Gala Operatig Gwyl y Faenol 10.50pm12.20am Codi Canu: Cwpan Rygbi’r Byd

BBC3

BBC4

SKY 115 VIR106 F’VIEW 7 F’SAT147 HD 115/210 HD163 HD 105 HD 106

SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT148 HD 116/211 HD164 HD 106 HD 107

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge of the Fifth Errors in ﬁlms. 7.15 Don’t Tell the Bride A care worker hopes to give his hairstylist ﬁancée the wedding of her dreams.

8.15 Top Gear The Porsche Panamera is tested against the Royal Mail’s delivery service, and Usain Bolt is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.

9.15 Russell Howard’s Good News Big stories that made the news in 2011. (HD) 9.45 Another selection of news stories from 2011. (HD)

10.15 FILM Halloween: Resurrection Stalk ’n’ slash

research aimed at ﬁnding out the truth about the boy pharaoh’s death. (HD)(AD)

8.00 Lost Kingdoms of Central America 4/4. The history of the Teotihuacan civilisation, which rose to a position of complete dominance over the Americas nearly 2000 years ago. (HD)(AD)

9.00 Arne Dahl: Afterquake – Part One NEW EPISODE 7/10. A Unit springs into action when an extremist group claims responsibility for a devastating explosion within Stockholm’s subway system. (HD)

10.00 Arne Dahl:

thriller sequel starring Brad Afterquake – Part Two Loree and Busta Rhymes. NEW EPISODE 8/10. A survivor A group of teenagers is hired emerges from the devastation to spend Halloween night in of the subway blast and serial killer Michael Myers’s old offers A Unit new information. house, unaware that Myers is Subtitled. (Series 2) (HD) locked in the house with them. 11.00 Ultimate Covers at the BBC (HD)(AD) (2002, 15, 89min) ★ 12.00m’t Better Than The 11.45pm-1.55am Family Guy 1.55am Together (HD) 2.25 Rent a Cop (HD) 2.55 Asian Provocateur (HD)(AD) 3.25-3.55am The Fear (HD)

Original: The Joy of the Cover Version (HD) 1.00am Sings Dylan 2 2.00 Top of the Pops: 1980 2.35-3.35am Lost Kingdoms of Central America (SL)(AD)

ITV2

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122

6.00am Nicole Scherzinger: 6.00am Suburgatory (HD)(AD) 6.45 Melissa & Joey (HD) 7.40 The Hot Desk (HD) 6.10 Totally Baby Daddy (HD) 8.35 How I Bonkers Guinness World Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) Records (HD) 6.35 Emmerdale 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) (SL)(HD) 9.15 Coronation Street 11.00 The Goldbergs (HD)(AD) (HD)(AD) 12.10pm The Xtra 12.00noon FILM Aliens in Factor (HD) 1.10 Tricked the Attic: Family sci-fi comedy (HD) 2.10 Catchphrase (HD) starring Carter Jenkins. (HD) 2.50 You’ve Been Framed! (2009, PG, 82min) ★★★ 3.20 FILM The Little Vampire: 1.40pm Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Family horror comedy starring (HD) 2.00 Made in Chelsea Jonathan Lipnicki and Richard E (HD) 3.00 FILM See Spot Run: Grant. (HD) (2000, U, 95min) Comedy starring David Arquette. ★★★ 5.15 FILM Scooby-Doo (HD) (2001, PG, 97min) ★ 5.00 2: Monsters Unleashed: The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) Live-action comedy adventure sequel starring Freddie Prinze Jr 6.00-8.00 The Big Bang and Sarah Michelle Gellar. (HD) Theory 17/24. Amy tries to (AD) (2004, PG, 93min) ★★★

7.10 FILM Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Fantasy comedy starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter as two Californian teenagers who time-travel through history. (HD)(AD) (1988, PG, 87min) ★★★★

9.00 FILM The Fast and the Furious Action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker. An undercover cop joins a gang of illegal road racers he believes is responsible for a series of truck hijackings. (HD) (2001, 15, 107min) ★★★

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7.00pm Tutankhamun: The Truth Uncovered Scientiﬁc

Saturday

6.00-8.55am Milkshake! 8.55am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animation. (S)(HD) 9.30 The Saturday Show Matt Barbet and Gaby Roslin present the topical show with three celebrity guests. (HD) 11.25 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 1.25pm FILM All I Want for Christmas Festive drama starring Melissa Sagemiller and Martin Klebba. (S) (2013, PG, 100min) ★★ 3.05 FILM A Nanny for Christmas Festive romance starring Emmanuelle Vaugier and Dean Cain. (S)(HD) (2010, PG, 105min) ★★ 4.50 FILM Mistletoe Over Manhattan Festive fantasy drama starring Tedde Moore and Mairtin O’Carrigan. (S)(HD) (2011, U, 105min) ★★

SKY1

Saturday

11.10 Celebrity Juice (HD) 11.55 The Almost Impossible Gameshow (HD) 12.55am Release the Hounds (HD) 1.50-2.40am Tricked (HD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

ﬁnd Raj a date. (HD)(AD) 6.30 18/24. Sheldon receives a nasty surprise when he visits his mother. (HD)(AD) 7.00 19/24. Raj tries to date Lucy and Emily at the same time. (HD)(AD) 7.30 21/24. Raj prepares for a date with Emily. (Series 7) (HD)(AD)

8.00 FILM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Blockbuster sci-ﬁ action adventure sequel starring Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox. (HD) (AD) (2009, 12, 149min) ★★★ 11.00 Gogglebox (HD) 12.35am The Inbetweeners (AD) 1.40 The IT Crowd (AD) 2.45 How I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 3.50 2 Broke Girls (HD)(AD) 4.15 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (HD) 4.356.00am Revenge (HD)(AD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 35

Saturday

SATURDAY

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

Entertainment

SKY LIVING

SKY ATLANTIC

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SKY 108 HD 108/222

6.00am CSI (Series 3) (HD) 8.00 Criminal Minds (Series 6) (HD) 9.00 Nothing to Declare: Double bill of the series. 10.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA: Double bill. (HD) 12.00noon Who’d Be a Billionaire (HD) 1.004.00pm CSI: Triple bill. (HD) 4.00-6.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line: Backto-back editions of the series. (HD) 6.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC (HD)

1.00

CSI

6.00am The Guest Wing (HD) 7.00-9.00 Seinfeld: Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 9.00am-2.00pm Star Trek: Enterprise: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 4&2) (HD) 2.00pm Micro Monsters with David Attenborough (HD) 3.00-7.00 Blue Bloods: Backto-back episodes, including at: 6.00 To Protect and Serve: 3/22. Frank has to punish Jamie when he refuses to follow orders. (Series 4) (HD)

7.00

Without a Trace

7.00 CSI Passed Pawns: 6/22. A homeless man is found apparently stabbed to death in an alley after winning $350,000 at a casino. (Series 14) (HD) 8.00 Dead Rails: 10/18. The team investigates the death of an ex-con. Guest stars Sharon Osbourne. (Series 15) (HD)

7.00 Without a Trace Exposure: 11/24. An investigative journalist disappears while working on a story about water pollution. (HD) 8.00 Hawks and Handsaws: 12/24. The team searches for a missing criminal defence attorney. Guest stars Jerry O’Connell. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 Criminal Minds ’Til Death Do Us Part: 3/22. Brides-to-be are being killed on the eve of their weddings. (Series 11) (HD)

9.00 Game of Thrones High Sparrow: 3/10. Queen Margaery spends time with her new husband King Tommen, and fugitive Tyrion walks the Long Bridge of Volantis. (Series 5) (HD) 10.15 Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo Stand-up comedy. (HD)

10.00 The Apprenticeship: 6/24. A group of prostitutes in Miami are killed. (Series 8) (HD)

GOLD SKY VIRGIN 110 126 7.00am ’Allo ’Allo! 7.30am1.30pm Only Fools and Horses: Back-to-back episodes. 1.30-3.30 Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill. 3.30-7.25 Only Fools and Horses: The first-ever episode. Rodney tires of being dogsbody to Del Boy. 4.10pm Rodney joins the residents’ committee. 4.50 Del encounters an old flame. 5.30 The Trotters dabble in the diamond import business.

11.00 The Thick of It

7.25 Only Fools and Horses Del becomes a yuppie and Rodney begins attending a computer course at night school, where he meets Cassandra. 8.30 Del becomes a showbiz entrepreneur after discovering a sensational Tom Jonesstyle singer – but it turns out the artist is not all he is cracked up to be. 9.40 The Ofﬁce David’s ego gets a boost when he is headhunted by a public speaking agency.

11.00pm-1.50am Criminal Minds (Series 8) (HD) 1.50am Elementary (HD) 2.40 Grey’s Anatomy (HD) 4.20-6.00am Emergency Abroad: Double bill. (HD)

11.30 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HD) 12.053.00am Entourage (HD) 3.00 Curb Your Enthusiasm 4.10-6.00am Seinfeld (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

+1 hour SKY 170

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 127

REAL LIVES 6.00-9.00am Nothing to Declare: Back-to-back editions. 9.00 Four Weddings 10.00am3.00pm Million Dollar Listing: Miami: Back-to-back editions. 3.00pm Nothing to Declare 4.00 Four Weddings 6.00 Fat: The Fight of My Life 7.00 Fat: The Fight of My Life Jessie Pavelka helps a teacher lose weight. 8.00 Fat Families A couple who weigh 57 stone between them. 9.00-11.00 NY ER Back-to-back editions. 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Inside Spearmint Rhino 1.30 Sin Cities 2.00 Red Shoe Diaries 2.30 Most Shocking 3.30 Most Haunted Extra 4.00 Dating in the Dark 5.00-6.00am Nurses VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

36 TV&Satellite Week

SKY2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00am Monkey Life 7.00 The F1 Show 8.00-11.00 Monkey Life 11.00am-3.00pm Border Security USA 3.007.00pm Stargate SG-1 7.00 Stargate SG-1 Crystal Skull: 21/22. The team encounters a crystal skull. (Series 3) 8.00 The Flash The Flurry of Firestorm: 4/23. Barry and the team search for another Firestorm match. (Series 2) 9.00 Strike Back: Legacy 7/10. Section 20 looks for a way to get back on Li-Na’s trail. (Series 5) 10.00 Spartacus: War of the Damned Decimation: 4/10. Crassus teaches his troops a brutal lesson. (Series 4) 11.15 Road Wars 11.45 Movie Special 12.00m’t3.00am Hawaii Five-0 (Series 3) 3.00-6.00am Star-Crossed: Triple bill.

ITV3

ITV4

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.10am Three Men in More Than One Boat 8.00 American Pickers (HD) 10.00 MegaTruckers (HD) 11.00 Top Gear (HD) 12.00noon Storage Hunters (HD) 12.30pm The Money Pit (HD) 1.30 Storage Hunters (HD) 2.00 Storage Hunters UK 2.30 Storage Hunters (HD) 3.30 FILM The Hunt for Red October (HD) (1990, PG, 135min) ★★★★ 6.00 FILM Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (HD) (1982, 12, 113min) ★★★★

6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.10 Rising Damp 6.35 Wycliffe (HD) 7.30 Where the Heart Is 9.40 FILM The Four Musketeers: Comedy sequel. (1974, PG, 105min) ★★★ 11.50 Inspector Morse 2.00pm Rosemary & Thyme 3.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple: The Blue Geranium. (HD) 4.55 Columbo: Negative Reaction: A photographer plans a murder as the solution to his marital problems. (HD)

5.00am LIVE FIA Formula E Championship: The Putrajaya ePrix. (HD) 7.30 Motorsport UK (HD) 8.25 Highway Patrol 8.45 Ax Men (HD) 10.35 Bundesliga Football Highlights (HD) 11.35 The Professionals 1.40-3.25pm Pawn Stars (HD) 3.25 Storage Wars (HD) 4.20-6.20 Storage Wars: New York (HD) 6.20 FILM Red River: Western starring John Wayne. (HD) (1948, b/w, U, 133min) ★★★★★

6.00

10.20 I’m Alan Partridge 11.00 The Thick of It 11.40 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 12.20am Time Trumpet with Armando Iannucci 1.00 The Office 1.40 I’m Alan Partridge 2.15 The Thick of It 2.45 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 3.15-4.00am ’Allo ’Allo!

SKY VIRG 172 160

DAVE SKY 111 VIRGIN 128 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

Star Trek II…

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (ﬁlm started at 6.00pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

8.20 Red Dwarf Psirens: 1/6. Telepathic predators attack the crew. With Jenny Agutter. (Series 6) 9.00-11.00 Not Going Out Lucy’s ﬁrst love reappears and asks her to star in a play. (HD) 9.40 Lucy is forced to look after her god-daughter. Guest stars Paul Kaye. (HD) 10.20 The gang spends a weekend on Frank’s new boat. (HD) 11.00 Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled (HD) 12.00m’t Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You (HD) 1.002.50am Red Dwarf 2.504.00am Hoff the Record (HD)

10.00 Lewis

11.00 Raw Deal

7.00 Doc Martin The Family Way: 6/8. The doctor is surprised when his parents visit out of the blue. (Series 2) 8.00 Midsomer Murders Small Mercies: The peace in a sleepy hamlet is disturbed when a man’s body is found tied down in a miniature village – just like the hero in Gulliver’s Travels. Guest stars Jesse Birdsall.

10.00 Lewis Life Born of Fire: A killer targets members of a religious group. Guest stars Rachael Stirling and Ian McNeice. (HD) 12.00m’t-2.05am Inspector Morse: The Wench Is Dead: A Victorian mystery intrigues a bedridden Morse. (HD)

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VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

FILM Red River (ﬁlm started at 6.20pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00 FILM Tremors Chiller starring Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward as Nevada handymen battling giant ﬂesh-eating worms that are attacking their desert town. (HD) (1990, 15, 96min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.00 FILM Raw Deal: Action thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. (HD) (1986, 18, 106min) ★★ 1.10am The Big Fish Off (HD) 2.10-3.00am Minder

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PICK

WATCH

ALIBI

ITV BE

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

SKY 109 VIRG 124 HD 109/245 HD 191

SKY 132 VIRG 130 HD 132/247 HD 200

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

ITV ENCORE

6.00-8.00am Nothing to Declare 8.00am1.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.00pm The Dog Whisperer 3.00 To Catch a Smuggler: JFK Airport 4.00 Border Security USA 5.00-7.00 Nothing to Declare 7.00 UK Border Force The team investigates sham weddings. 8.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Double bill following the work of the Canada Border Services Agency. 9.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK Double bill. 11.00 Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets 12.00m’t Road Wars 1.00am Most Shocking 2.00 24: Live Another Day 3.00 Police POV 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00-6.00am Sixth Sense with Colin Fry

6.10am Choccywoccydoodah: Starstruck (HD) 8.10am-1.40pm MasterChef Australia (HD) 1.40-6.40pm The Bill 6.40 Your Home in Their Hands (HD) 8.00 Honey I Bought the House House-hunting challenge show. (HD) 9.00 Dynamo: Magician Impossible Dynamo travels around the world, performing feats including Matrix-style levitation. (HD) 10.00 FILM True Romance Crime thriller starring Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette as a naive young couple on the run from mobsters pursuing a $5million stash of cocaine. (HD) (1993, 18, 118min) ★★★ 12.30-3.00am Being Human USA: Triple bill of the drama. (Series 1) (HD)

7.35am Miss Marple 10.00 Judge John Deed 12.00noon Dalziel & Pascoe: The Unwanted. 2.00pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries (HD) 4.00 Judge John Deed 6.00 Dalziel & Pascoe 8.00 Jonathan Creek The House of Monkeys: A scientist is found impaled on a samurai sword in his locked study. 9.20 The Doctor Blake Mysteries Still Waters: A girl’s body is found in a lake – and a gang of local hoodlums are the prime suspects. (HD) 10.20 The Greater Good: A member of staff is found dead at the hospital. (HD) 11.20 Murdoch Mysteries: Double bill. (HD) 1.20am Taggart 2.45-4.00am Diagnosis Murder

9.00am I Dream of NeNe: The Wedding (HD) 10.00 Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding (HD) 10.30 When Do You Get Off? (HD) 11.30 The Only Way Is Essex (HD) 1.00pm The Real Housewives of Cheshire (HD) 2.00-7.00 Dinner Date: Back-to-back editions of the series. (HD) 7.00 Dinner Date With Alaster from Surrey. (HD) 8.00 When Do You Get Off? A personal trainer from Surrey goes on four work-based dates. (HD) 9.00 The Millionaire Matchmaker (HD) 10.00 Big Rich Texas Tensions ignite at the country club cocktail party. (HD) 11.00 Big Rich Texas (HD) 11.55pm-12.50am The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

6.00am The Encore Hour 9.00 Heartbeat 11.35 The Glass 12.30pm Upstairs, Downstairs 1.30 The Grand 2.30 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 4.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (HD) 6.55 Kingdom 8.00 Kingdom 2/6. Peter agrees to help an Eastern European woman find her kidnapped baby. 9.00 Kidnap and Ransom 1/3. Thriller with Trevor Eve, Helen Baxendale and Emma Fielding. (HD) 10.00 2/3. Dominic has to negotiate with Willard. Guest stars John Hannah. (HD) 11.00 Kidnap and Ransom: 3/3. (HD) 12.05am The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 1.10 Scott & Bailey (HD) 3.05 Monroe (HD) 4.006.00am The Encore Hour

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 153 159

VIRG +1 hour SKY 213 125

SKY VIRG +1 hour 226 131

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 158

SKY +1 hour 208

SKY 123 HD 123/269

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7 November MORE4

SYFY

COMEDY CENTRAL SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

8.55am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (HD) 9.25 Time Team 11.25 D-Day: A Time Team Special 12.30-3.10pm Four in a Bed: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 3.10 FILM The Longest Day: World War Two action drama with John Wayne. (HD) (1962, b/w, PG, 182min) ★★★★ 6.50 The Somme: Docu-drama recounting the events of the World War One battle, which left almost 20,000 soldiers dead on its first day.

FOX

SKY 113 VIRGIN HD 113/204 137

SKY ARTS SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199

6.00am Battle Creek (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol: Double bill. (HD) 10.00am-2.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 2.00-5.00pm Law & Order: Triple bill. (Series 17) (HD) 5.00 NCIS: Last Man Standing: 1/25. Gibbs discovers a link between a murder and the break-up of his team. (HD) 6.00 Agent Afloat: 2/25. A lieutenant’s wife is found murdered. (Series 6) (HD)

8.00-11.00am Monk: Triple bill. (Series 3) (HD) 11.00am4.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 11) (HD) 4.00-7.00 The Mentalist: Pretty Red Balloon: 3/24. A nine-year-old boy is kidnapped. (HD) 5.00pm Ring Around the Rosie: 4/24. Jane discovers a suspect for a crime that has yet to be committed. (HD) 6.00 Blood and Sand: 5/24. A girl is killed on an island. (Series 4) (HD)

6.00am Highlights 8.00-9.40 Beethoven 9: The Complete Symphonies (HD) 9.40 Roland Petit’s Carmen (HD) 10.30 Cirque du Soleil: Fire Within 11.00 Treasure Houses of Britain (HD) 12.00noon Discovering: Claudette Colbert (HD) 1.00pm Fame in the Frame (HD) 2.00 In Search of Chopin (HD) 3.15 Happy Prince (HD) 3.45 National Trust: National Treasures (HD) 5.00 Landscape Artist of the Year (HD) 6.00 Naked States

NEW 9.00

Michael McIntyre

7.00

Wing Commander

3.10

7.00 Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages. (HD) 7.30 A time-sensitive challenge. (HD) 8.00 Live at the Apollo Dara O Briain warms up the crowd before introducing stand-up routines by Nina Conti and Danny Bhoy. (HD)

7.00 FILM Wing Commander Sci-ﬁ adventure based on the computer game, starring Freddie Prinze Jr and Matthew Lillard. A ﬁghter pilot from Earth joins an intergalactic war against the evil Kilrathi Empire. With Tchéky Karyo. (HD) (1999, PG, 100min) ★

9.00 Michael McIntyre’s Showtime The stand-up entertains 20,000 fans in a show recorded during his 10-night run at the London O2 in 2012. (HD)

9.00 FILM Pitch Black Sci-ﬁ horror chiller starring Vin Diesel and Radha Mitchell. The crew of a stranded spaceship falls prey to nocturnal alien predators on a remote planet. (HD) (1999, 15, 108min) ★★★

The Longest Day

11.10 FILM Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn (HD) (2012, 15, 80min) ★★★ 1.10am FILM Zombie Shark (HD) (2015, 15, 110min) ★★ 3.00 Legend Quest (HD) 4.00-6.00am FILM 10,000 Days (HD) (2014, 12, 87min) ★

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 127 133

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

NCIS

The Mentalist

7.00 The Mentalist Where in the World Is Carmine O’Brien? 6/24. The team investigates the death of a police chief. (HD) 8.00 Blinking Red Light: 7/24. Jane suspects a blogger’s fascination with serial killers may have led him to commit murder. (Series 4) (HD)

9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Merchandise: 4/24. A teenage girl is killed in a hit-and-run incident. (Series 12) (HD)

9.00 Family Guy Quagmire becomes a sex slave. (HD) 9.30 Chris wangles an invitation for the clan to join a country club. (HD)

10.00 Sleepy Hollow Blood and Fear: 3/18. (Series 3) (HD)

10.00 American Dad! Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. (HD)

10.35pm-12.10am Father Ted 12.10am Britain’s Fattest Man (HD) 1.15 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (HD) 2.253.45am The Returned (HD)

11.00 How to Get Away with Murder (HD) 12.00m’t Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Double bill. (HD) 2.00am White Collar (HD) 4.006.00am Boston Legal (HD)

10.30 American Dad! (HD) 11.00 Family Guy 12.00m’t Robot Chicken (HD) 12.15am Aqua Teen Hunger Force (HD) 12.30 Black Jesus (HD) 1.00 Family Guy 2.00 American Dad! (HD) 3.00 Family Guy 4.005.00am American Dad! (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 139 196

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Sean Lock and Mel Giedroyc take on Lee Mack and David O’Doherty, with Adam Buxton in Dictionary Corner. (HD) 10.05 Father Ted Dougal becomes Craggy Island’s new milkman.

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CBS ACTION

CBS DRAMA

4SEVEN

5USA

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 74 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 195 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

8.30am The Key of David 9.00am-2.00pm CSI: Back-to-back episodes. 2.00pm The High Chaparral 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 Bonanza (Series 4) 7.00 Bonanza Knight Errant: 8/34. Hoss meets his friend’s mail-order bride. (Series 4) 8.00 The Defenders Nevada v Carrato: 4/18. Nick tries to prevent an arson case becoming a more serious charge. 9.00 Bad Girls Pay Back Time: 9/10. Shell feigns a religious conversion. 10.05 Love Hurts: 10/10. Helen and Sean’s wedding day approaches. (Series 1) 11.10pm-2.25am Bad Girls: Triple bill. 2.25am FILM Angel and the Badman: Western. (2009, PG, 95min) ★★★ 4.10-6.00am The Defenders: Double bill.

4.00

7.00 NCIS Leap of Faith: 5/19. A Navy SEAL is shot dead while threatening to jump from a roof, and an al-Qaeda operative is the main suspect. (HD) 8.00 Chimera: 6/19. The unit investigates the death of a sailor serving on a research vessel engaged in a top-secret mission. (Series 5) (HD)

The Somme (started at 6.50pm)

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing (HD) 11.00 FILM Team America: World Police: Spoof of Hollywood action movies performed by puppets. (HD) (2004, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 1.00am Impractical Jokers (HD) 2.00 Bob’s Burgers (HD) 3.00 South Park (HD) 3.25 Broad City (HD) 3.50-5.00am Two and a Half Men (HD)

5.00

7.30am Tomorrow’s World 9.00am A Place in the 7.00am My Name Is Earl 8.00 FILM On Golden 7.50 Cimarron Strip Sun: Winter Sun (HD) Pond: Comedy drama 9.20 FILM McLintock! 10.00 Location, Location, remake starring (1963, U, 127min) ★★★ Location 12.00noon Christopher Plummer. 11.50 FILM Man from A Place in the Sun: (2001, PG, 100min) ★★★ God’s Country (1958, U, Winter Sun (HD) 1.00pm 72min) ★★ 1.20pm Food Unwrapped (HD) 10.00am-3.00pm The FILM Black Horse Canyon District: Back-to-back 1.35-3.30 Come Dine (1954, U, 81min) ★★ episodes. 3.00pm Taxi with Me: Back-to-back 4.00-7.00 Judge Judy: 3.10 FILM Gun Fury (1953, editions. (HD) 3.30 Back-to-back editions. U, 83min) ★★★ 4.55 A Place in the Sun: FILM Hour of the Gun 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy Winter Sun (HD) 4.30(1967, PG, 101min) ★★★ Back-to-back editions 7.00 Four in a Bed: of real-life cases. Back-to-back editions. 7.00-11.00 NCIS: Los (HD) 7.00 A Place in the Angeles Breach: 11/24. 9.00 Ringer It Just Sun: Winter Sun: Double A navy officer is killed. Got Normal: 11/22. bill of the series. (HD) 8.00 Past Lives: 12/24. Siobhan is unhappy A taxi driver is murdered. at how easily Bridget 9.00 Obsessive Compulsive 9.00 13/24. Dom has settled into her life. Cleaners (HD) 10.00 activates a distress signal. 10.00 What Are You 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 9.55 14/24. Five men are Doing Here, Ho-Bag? 11.00 Embarrassing killed by a lethal toxin. 12/22. A shadowy Fat Bodies: Back to the 10.50 The Bank Job: 15/24. character emerges Clinic (HD) 12.00m’t A terrorist group sets from Siobhan’s past. First Dates (HD) 1.05am up a robbery. (Series 1) 11.00pm-1.55am Sex and TFI Friday (HD) 2.05 11.50 CSI: NY 12.45the City: Back-to-back My Psychic Life (HD) 3.00am CSI: Miami episodes. (Series 3) 3.05 Four Rooms 1.55am Ringer: Double (HD) 4.00-5.00am VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 219 154 130 bill. 3.50-5.00am Taxi Grand Designs (HD)

8.00

7 PM

7.30 Spectre Special A focus on the new James Bond movie. (HD) 8.00 NEW SERIES Sky Arts Sessions Music show, featuring performances by The Vaccines, Lucy Rose and Django Django. (HD) 9.00 David Bowie: Serious Moonlight The singer in concert from 1983, ﬁlmed in Vancouver, Canada, featuring songs including Heroes, Fashion, Let’s Dance, Rebel Rebel and Ashes to Ashes. 11.00 David Bowie – A Reality Tour 12.15am Video Killed the Radio Star (HD) 12.45 Pixies Live at Eurockeennes (HD) 2.15 Sky Arts Sessions (HD) 3.15 In Vogue: The Editor’s Eye (HD) 4.30 In Confidence (HD) 5.306.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors (HD)

TRUE ENT

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 184 189 61 142

9.00am-2.00pm Scrubs 2.00pm FILM Alvin and the Chipmunks: Family musical comedy. (2007, U, 87min) ★★★ 3.50 FILM Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: Animated comedy. (2009, U, 89min) ★★★ 5.40 FILM Planet of the Apes: Sci-fi adventure remake. (2001, 12, 120min) ★★★ 8.00 FILM Welcome to the Jungle Adventure comedy with The Rock and Seann William Scott. (2003, 15, 103min) ★★★ 10.00 FILM Monster-inLaw Comedy starring Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda and Michael Vartan. (2005, 12, 101min) ★★ 12.00m’t American Horror Story: Murder House 2.00am Ridiculousness NEW EDITIONS 2.55-3.00am Access

6.00am FILM Empty Cradle: Fact-based drama starring Kate Jackson. (1993, 15, 88min) ★ 8.00am-1.00pm Little House on the Prairie: Back-to-back episodes. 1.00pm McBride: The Doctor Is Out, Really Out 3.00 McBride: Tune in for Murder 5.00 McBride: It’s Murder, Madam 7.00 McBride: The Chameleon Murder Crime drama starring John Larroquette. 9.00 FILM The Rape of Dr Willis Drama starring Jaclyn Smith as a surgeon accused of murdering the man who raped her. (1991, 15, 91min) ★★ 11.00 FILM Odd Girl Out: Teen drama with Alexa Vega. (2005, 12, 90min) ★★★ 1.00-3.00am FILM Wife, Mother, Murderer: Crime drama. (1991, 15, 90min) ★★

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 190 132

Sky Arts Sessions

Saturday

6.00am Quantum Leap: Double bill. (HD) 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Legend Quest (HD) 12.00noon The Librarians (HD) 1.00pm FILM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (HD) (2004, PG, 90min) ★★★ 3.00 FILM The Librarian II: Return to King Solomon’s Mines (2006, PG, 90min) ★★★ 5.00 FILM The Librarian III: The Curse of the Judas Chalice: Adventure. (2008, PG, 95min) ★★

8.00am The Middle: Double bill. 9.00-11.00 Friends: Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 11.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 12.00noon Bob’s Burgers (HD) 1.00pm Lip Sync Battle (HD) 1.30 The Middle 2.00-3.55 Friends: Four episodes. (HD) 3.55 Friends: Fans’ Top 21 (HD) 4.25 Friends (HD) 5.20 FILM Gnomeo & Juliet: Animated comedy featuring the voice of James McAvoy. (HD) (2011, U, 83min) ★★★

UNIVERSAL

SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT HD138/231 HD 203 14 124

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165

Saturday

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

DRAMA SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 20 158 190 7.00am Birds of a Feather 7.30am-12.20pm Lovejoy: Back-to-back episodes of the series. 12.20pm Sharpe 2.30 The Last Detective 4.00 Dalziel & Pascoe 6.00 Sharpe: Sharpe’s Gold. 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries Dial M for Murdoch: A telephone operator and amateur sleuth reports hearing a woman being killed on the line. 9.00 Death in Paradise 2/8. Richard investigates the murder of a bride, shot with a spear gun just hours after getting married. (Series 1) 10.20 Jonathan Creek The Problem at Gallows Gate – Part One: Adam Klaus’s sister Kitty witnesses a murder in a woodland cottage. 11.30 The Last Detective 1.00am Sharpe 3.104.00am Garden Makers

TV&Satellite Week 37

Saturday

SATURDAY

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

Documentaries

DISCOVERY

ANIMAL PLANET

SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 HD 520/561 HD 251

SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 HD 523/562 HD 257

6.00am How It’s Made 7.00 Misfit Garage (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) 11.00 Wheeler Dealers: Trading Up (HD) 1.00pm Survive That! (HD) 3.00 Gold Divers: Shawn takes his daughter to work. (HD) 4.00 Rough conditions on the Bering Sea take their toll. (HD) 5.00 Ed Stafford: Into the Unknown: Investigating the planet’s newest mysteries. (HD) 6.00 Ed investigates the Patomskiy crater. (HD)

10.00 Codes and…

6.00am The Zoo: Double bill. (HD) 7.00-9.00 The Zoo: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 9.00am-6.00pm Animal Cops Houston: Back-to-back editions of the series, including at: 4.00pm A neglected horse suffers a fatal injury. 5.00 A shocking discovery leads to a life-or-death battle for a litter of pups. 6.00 My Cat from Hell: Jackson Galaxy helps families calm their unruly felines. (HD)

9.00

River Monsters

SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 HD 526/543 HD 268 8.00am Survive the Tribe (HD) 10.00 Race to the Bottom of the Earth: Following an American explorer trekking to the South Pole. (HD) 11.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 1.00pm Ice Road Rescue (HD) 3.00 Car SOS (HD) 5.00 Wicked Tuna: North v South: The tuna start migrating. (HD) 6.00 Yukon River Run: An insight into the work of log-rafters who sell supplies on Alaska’s Yukon River. (HD)

10.00 Drain the…

7.00 My Cat from Hell Jackson Galaxy deals with unruly felines. (HD)

7.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai Chaos ensues when cargo and construction materials go missing. (HD)

8.00 The Pool Master Anthony Archer-Wills visits luxurious private pools in Las Vegas and Houston. (HD)

9.00 Biblical Conspiracies Following an investigation into one of Michelangelo’s early clay models. (HD) 10.00 Codes and Conspiracies: Exploring America’s founding fathers. (HD) 11.00 Monsters Inside Me (HD) 12.00m’t Weird or What? (HD) 1.00am Alive! Sixty Days Under the Snow: As 8.00pm. (HD) 2.00 Biblical Conspiracies (HD) 3.00 Codes and Conspiracies (HD) 3.50 Storage Wars Canada (HD) 4.40-6.00am How It’s Made: Triple bill.

+1 hour SKY 521

38 TV&Satellite Week

Storage Wars

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 19 537 245 6.05am The Re-Inventors 7.00-9.30 Who Do You Think You Are? 9.30 Vimy Ridge: Heaven to Hell 11.00 War Horse: The Real Story 12.00noon The Diary of Anne Frank: A Tale of Two Sisters 1.00pm I Was There: The Great War Interviews 2.00 Hidden Histories: WWI’s Forgotten Photographs 3.00 Britain at War 4.00-7.00 The Private Life of Plants: Triple bill of the series.

11.00 Raiders of the…

SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am Tarsier Tales (HD) 10.00 Deadly 60: Double bill. 11.00 Penguins – Spy in the Huddle: The penguins leave for the sea. (HD) 12.00noon The Wonder of Dogs: Examining the psychology of the humandog relationship. (HD) 1.00-7.00pm Secrets of the Earth: Back-to-back editions of the series examining the Earth’s interior, surface and atmosphere. (HD)

8.00

Secrets of the Earth

8.00 Air Crash Investigation The 2011 disaster that saw Manx2 Flight 7100 crash while landing at Cork Airport. (HD)

7.00-9.00 Keeping Up Appearances Hyacinth’s plans to take Daddy on a picnic soon backﬁre. 7.40 Hyacinth phones the prime minister to ask if there is anything on the honours list for Richard. 8.20 Hyacinth forces Richard to take her to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains.

7.00-11.00 Secrets of the Earth Observations of the sky over 24 hours, featuring thunderstorms, rainbows, sunset and auroras at the poles. (HD) 8.00pm A look at sinkholes and the dangers they pose to people, animals and property. (HD)

9.00 River Monsters Jeremy Wade tackles an 11ft black caiman and sits alongside a 17ft anaconda. (HD)

9.00 The Nasca Lines Mystery Experts travel to South America to examine the shapes carved into a Peruvian desert. (HD)

9.00 Casey tries to restrain Rene’s spending habits. (HD) 9.30 Darrell tries to distract his rivals from the best lockers. (HD)

9.00 Yellowstone Wildlife inhabiting the American national park, beginning as several species struggle to survive a freezing six-month winter.

9.00 An examination of whirlpools, quicksand and rip currents. (HD)

10.00 Mountain Monsters Hunters track down unidentified Appalachian creatures. (HD)

10.00 Drain the Bermuda Triangle The mysterious area of ocean. (HD)

11.00 Animal Cops Detroit 12.00m’t The Pool Master (HD) 1.00am River Monsters (HD) 2.00 Shark Trek (HD) 3.00-5.30 Whale Wars: Triple bill of the series. (HD) 5.30-6.00am Bondi Vet

11.00 Nevada Triangle: Steve Fossett Mystery (HD) 12.00m’t Survive the Tribe (HD) 1.00am Hacking the System (HD) 2.00-5.00am To Catch a Smuggler: JFK Airport: Triple bill. (HD)

10.00 Jarrod and Brandi test a new bidding strategy. (HD) 10.30 Jarrod and Brandi take their children to an auction. (HD)

10.00 Summer returns, transforming the park from an icy wilderness into the ideal environment for newborn animals.

10.00 Exploring places reclaimed by nature in Detroit and New Orleans, as well as on a Caribbean island. (HD)

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6.00am Battlefield 6.00am How Stuff’s Made 7.00 Tanks 9.00am7.00 Mythbusters 9.00 12.00noon Time Team How Do They Do It? 12.00noon Egypt’s 10.00 Food Factory Top Ten Mysteries 11.00 Superhuman Science 12.00 Spain’s 2.00-4.00pm More Worst Rail Disaster Industrial Revelations 1.00pm Megaquake: Europe 4.00pm Hour That Shook Japan Deadliest Tech 6.00 Battlefield Mysteries 2.00-5.00 World’s Strangest 5.00 Spain’s 7.00 Battlefield Mysteries Worst Rail Disaster 6.00 The lost graves of General Franco’s victims. Megaquake: Hour That Shook Japan 7.00 How 8.00 Raw War: The Stuff’s Made 8.00-10.00 Lost Film Of Dak To How Do They Do It? Never before seen 10.00 The World’s film and photographs. Strangest UFO Stories 9.00 Time Team Looking 11.00 Dark Matters for the lost Anglo-Saxon 12.00m’t Spain’s Worst palace of Eastry in Kent. Rail Disaster 1.00am 10.00 The team visits a Megaquake: Hour That Yorkshire Dales farm. Shook Japan 2.00-4.40 11.00 Tanks 1.00am Egypt’s Redesign My Brain Top Ten Mysteries 3.004.40 Spain’s Worst Rail 5.00 More Industrial Disaster 5.30-6.00am Revelations Europe 5.00Mind Control Freaks 6.00am Great Planes SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 263

8.00am-6.00pm Storage Wars: Back-to-back editions, including at: 5.00pm Darrell and Brandon return to a town where they always have good luck. (HD) 5.30 A surprise visitor from Texas attends the latest auctions. (HD) 6.00 Pawn Stars: A pair of rare tickets for The Beatles’ film A Hard Day’s Night arrive in the shop. (HD) 6.30 Corey is put on the spot when two dinosaur eggs are brought in. (HD)

EDEN

YESTERDAY

7.00 Pawn Stars Sketches supposedly drawn by Stan Lee. (HD) 7.30 The guys examine drawings from a famous murder trial. (HD) 8.00-11.00 Storage Wars The buyers attend auctions in Rancho Cucamonga. (HD) 8.30 Rene puts a secret strategy to the test. (HD)

DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD SKY VIRG 535 262

SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270

8.30

7.00 Gold Rush Todd encounters big issues as he attempts to move his 50-ton washplant, and Tony’s dredge ﬁnally starts producing gold. 8.00 Alive! Sixty Days Under the Snow The story of Peter Skyllberg, who survived for 60 days in freezing temperatures. (HD)

VIRGIN 252

HISTORY

NAT GEOGRAPHIC

VIRG +1 hour SKY 557 260

SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 HD 528/544 HD 265

11.00pm-5.00am Storage Wars: Further back-to-back editions of the series. (HD)

11.00 Raiders of the Lost Past 12.00m’t Sounds of the Seventies: Double bill. 1.003.00am Roads to Memphis

11.00pm-4.40am Secrets of the Earth (HD) 4.40am Penguins – Spy in the Huddle (HD) 5.30-6.00am Hurricane Hunters (HD)

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 530 271

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 538 246

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 533 248

TURBO SKY VIRG 524 261

8.00-11.00am The Birth of 6.00am-7.00pm Europe: Triple bill. (HD) Chasing Classic Cars: 11.00 Return to the Back-to-back editions. Giant Crystal Cave (HD) 7.00-11.00pm Chasing 1.00-4.00pm Birth Classic Cars Wayne of Britain with Tony Carini investigates a Robinson: Triple bill. lead on a 1956 Citroen (HD) 4.00-7.00 Wild 2CV in North Carolina. Scotland: Triple bill. (HD) 7.30 Wayne Carini 7.00 Wild Scotland recommisions his 1934 Residents of the Hebrides Lincoln KB convertible. reveal how they live side 8.00 A Ferrari owned by by side with animals. (HD) the heirs of the Parker Pen 8.00 Giant Sea Serpent: company is inspected. Meet The Myth Looking 8.30 Wayne purchases at the secrets of the a 1941 Ford Woody. giant oarfish. (HD) 9.00 Wayne tracks down an all original 9.00 Hunt for the River Austin Healy 100m. Monster Reports of a 9.30 Selling a selfcreature in South Africa’s Breede River. (HD) designed Phoenix. 10.00 Wayne visits a farm 10.00 Monster Fish (HD) to examine a Studebaker. 11.00pm-2.00am Monster 10.30 Wayne travels Fish: Triple bill of the to Kansas to look series. (HD) 2.00am The at a 1955 Mantarey. Amazing Spider House (HD) 3.00 Invaders 11.00pm-6.00am Chasing (HD) 4.00-5.00am Classic Cars: Further Black Rat Plague (HD) back-to-back editions.

PBS AMERICA SKY VIRG FREESAT 534 276 160 6.00am Hell on Hooves 6.25 Last Days in Vietnam 8.25 The Day the 60s Died 9.40 The Bay of Pigs 10.55 Last Days in Vietnam 12.55pm The Day the 60s Died 2.10 The Bay of Pigs 3.25 Last Days in Vietnam 5.25 The Day the 60s Died 6.40 The Bay of Pigs 7.55 Last Days in Vietnam Oscar-nominated film about the final weeks of the Vietnam War. 10.00 The Amish A 2006 incident in an Amish community schoolhouse in which five girls were shot dead and a further five injured by 32-year-old milk truck driver Charles Roberts. 12.30am Massacre in Vietnam: My Lai 2.10 The Amish 4.05 Massacre in Vietnam: My Lai 5.356.00am Hell on Hooves

CI SKY 553 VIRG HD 553/555 275 7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 8.00am-7.00pm Fred Dinenage: Murder Casebook: Back-toback editions. (HD) 7.00pm Fred Dinenage: Murder Casebook The crimes of Graham Frederick Young. (HD) 8.00 Evil Up Close Profile of serial killer Vlado Taneski. (HD) 9.00 Monster In My Family An insight into the mind of serial shooter Dale Hausner. (HD) 10.00 The Devil You Know The story of a woman who was attacked by her boyfriend. (HD) 11.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 12.00m’t What the Killer Saw (HD) 1.00am Monster In My Family (HD) 2.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 3.00-4.00am Evil Up Close: As 8.00pm. (HD) SKY +1 hour 554

H2 SKY VIRG 531 273 8.00am-2.00pm Modern Marvels: Back-to-back editions. 2.00pm Ancient Wonders: Secrets of Angkor Wat 3.00 Ancient Wonders: Sunken History 4.00 Ancient Wonders: Glory Before Rome – Etruscans 5.00 Ancient Wonders: Aztecs – Sacrifice and Science 6.00 Ancient Wonders: Ice Age Hunters 7.00 Ancient Wonders: Persian Legacy of the Flames Discoveries from the Persian empire. 8.00 Secret Access: The Vatican Exploring the headquarters of the Catholic Church. 10.00 Miracles Decoded Modern-day miracles. 11.00 Haunted History 12.00m’t The X-Files: Double bill. 2.00am Miracles Decoded 3.00-5.00am Secret Access: The Vatican

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Lifestyle

7 November HOME

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9.00

Hoarding: Buried…

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7.00am Escape to the Country 8.00 Flog It! 9.00am1.00pm Escape to the Country: Back-to-back editions of the series. 1.00pm Get the Look: Double bill. 2.00 Love the Place You’re In 3.00-7.00 Escape to the Country: Back-to-back editions, including at: 5.00 A move to the Hampshire and Surrey border. 6.00 A couple hope to open a pub and restaurant in Lincolnshire.

7.00

DIY SOS

6.00am MasterChef Ireland 7.00 Two Fat Ladies 8.00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British (HD) 10.00 Luke Nguyen’s France: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 12.00noon Hairy Bikers’ Best of British (HD) 2.00pm Luke Nguyen’s France: Double bill. (HD) 3.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 4.00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British (HD) 6.00 The Supersizers Go

7.00

The Supersizers Go

7.00 Homes Under the Hammer Exploring a London ﬂat, a mysterious house in Staffordshire and a property with a water problem in Kent. 8.00 Hospital Sydney A man is diagnosed with prostate cancer and hopes that doctors can remove it while preserving vital nerves.

7.00-9.00 DIY SOS The team looks back at highlights of the show. 7.30 A look back at another selection of the team’s best renovations. 8.00 The team renovates a kitchen and dining area in Watford. 8.30 Renovating an en-suite bedroom in Leamington Spa.

9.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive The team tries to save a woman’s home before the local council demolishes it.

9.00 Escape to the Country Alistair Appleton helps a couple hoping to move from Windsor to the Cotswolds before their new baby is born.

9.00 Giles and Sue recall cuisine from their 1970s childhoods, an age of fondue and Angel Delight, as they return to Sue’s old school for sugary fun.

10.00 Hospital Sydney Kim awaits the results of her CT scan. 11.00 A boy needs his tonsils removing.

10.00 A couple from Norwood, south London, search for their dream home in East Sussex.

10.00 Elizabethan cuisine, including sheep’s head decorated with offal and leaping frog pie.

7.00-11.00 The Supersizers Go Giles Coren and Sue Perkins try out the cuisine of the 1660s, including eel pie and cockscombs. 8.00 Giles and Sue sample the cuisine of Victorian Britain, with giant Christmas pies and large amounts of alcohol on the menu.

12.00m’t Hospital Sydney 1.00am Hoarding: Buried Alive 2.00 Dr G: Medical Examiner 3.00-6.00am Hoarding: Buried Alive

11.00 Escape to the Country: Double bill. 1.00am Ty Pennington’s British Adventure 2.00 Marbella Mansions 3.00-4.00am Mad About the House: US

11.00 Luke Nguyen’s France (HD) 12.00m’t Hairy Bikers’ Best of British (HD) 2.00am Home Shopping 5.006.00am The Supersizers Go

+1 hour SKY 241

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 244 282

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 243 279

VIRGIN 285

SHED SKY VIRGIN 242 286 6.00-10.00am Fishing Gurus 10.00am-2.00pm Thinking Tackle 2.00-4.00pm Matt Hayes’ Greatest Catches 4.006.00 Mainstream with Matt Hayes 6.00 Fishing Gurus 7.00-10.00 Fishing Gurus Dean Macey and Steve Ringer share tips on tackle and bait. 7.30 Dean aims to catch four different species in one day at Angler’s Paradise. 8.00 Dean and Ali Hamidi fish for big carp in Devon. 8.30 Dean, Steve Ringer and Adam Rooney use different fishing tactics. 9.00 Dean fishes for chub and barbel on the River Wye. 9.30 Dean concludes his River Wye adventure. 10.00 Thinking Tackle From Road Lake in France. 11.00pm-2.00am Thinking Tackle 2.00-3.50am Matt Hayes’ Greatest Catches 3.50-5.30 Mainstream with Matt Hayes 5.306.00am Model Mania

FOOD NETWORK

REALLY

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 41 149 248 291

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 155 283 17

6.00am Amazing Wedding Cakes 7.00 Giada’s Family Christmas 8.00 Siba’s Festive Table 8.30 Jonathan Phang’s Caribbean Christmas 9.00 Ben Tish’s Spanish Country Christmas 9.30 Spicy Christmas with Thomasina Miers 10.00 Nigella Bites Christmas Special 11.00 Delia’s Classic Christmas 12.00noon-2.00pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals: Back-to-back editions. 2.00-4.00pm Man v Food 4.00-7.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives A pasta bar making ravioli topped with clams. 7.30 Guy Fieri visits an Irish pub in Baltimore. 8.00-11.00 Restaurant Stakeout Triple bill. 11.00pm-3.00am Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Back-to-back editions.

6.00am One Born: What Happened Next? 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Most Haunted 9.00am-12.00noon Ghost Adventures: Triple bill. 12.00noon The Hotel Inspector 2.00pm Homes Under the Hammer 4.00-7.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away: Triple bill of the series. 7.00 Traffic Cops A burglar tries to evade officers by jumping into a canal. 8.00 Tornado Alley Footage of a tornado and its destruction. 9.00 Why Planes Crash Tales of people who survived terrifying plane crashes. 10.00 UFOs Declassified Reports of flying objects spotted above military bases. 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies 12.00m’t My Big Breasts and Me 1.00am Paranormal Witness 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends 4.50 Wife Swap USA 5.356.00am Medical Emergency

SKY +1 hour 250

FSAT 151

AMC

DMAX

SONY TV

SKY HD 192/276 7.00pm FILM Lords of Dogtown: Fact-based sports drama starring Emile Hirsch. A group of Californian surfers transfer their moves to concrete and come up with a revolutionary new style of skateboarding. (2005, 15, 107min) ★★★ 9.00 FILM Freedom Writers: Fact-based drama with Hilary Swank. A teacher inspires a remarkable transformation when she encourages her warring class to keep a daily journal of their experiences. (2006, 12, 117min) ★★★ 11.30 Cleaners NEW EPISODES (Series 2) 12.30-5.30am The Shield: Back-to-back episodes.

SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark: Double bill. 7.00 American Chopper 8.00 Inside West Coast Customs 9.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00am-10.00pm Tanked: Back-to-back editions of the series, including at: 9.00pm Building a quarantine tank proves difficult for the team. 10.00pm NEW SERIES The Pop Illusionist 11.00 Amish Mafia 12.00m’t Monsters Inside Me 1.00am Operation Repo: Double bill. 2.00 Inside West Coast Customs 3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark: Double bill. 3.50 The Garage 4.40 American Chopper 5.306.00am Mystery Hunters

SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 7.00-9.00am Will & Grace 9.00am-12.00noon Ghost Hunters International: Triple bill. 12.00noon FILM The Boy Who Saved Christmas: Drama. (1998, U, 94min) ★ 2.00pm FILM Miracle on 34th Street (1973, U, 104min) ★★ 4.00 FILM Stepping Out: Musical comedy. (1991, PG, 110min) ★★★★ 6.10 Sony Movie News Extra 6.20 FILM Walk the Line: Biopic. (2005, 12, 124min) ★★★★ 9.00 FILM White Men Can’t Jump: Comedy. (1992, 15, 114min) ★★★ 11.25 FILM The Liability (2012, 15, 82min) ★★★ 1.15am Ghost Hunters International 3.054.00am Hot in Cleveland

CBS REALITY

SPIKE

SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 9.00am Rapid Response: Double bill. 10.00am3.00pm Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. 3.00pm Dog and Beth: On the Hunt: Double bill. 5.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? Double bill. 7.00 Unsolved Mysteries: Double bill. 9.00 Crime Stories: Detectives reopen the unsolved murder of Kathy Odom. 10.00 The death of Susan McFarland. 11.00 Contract Killers 12.00m’t Caught on Camera 1.00am Dog and Beth: On the Hunt: Double bill. 3.30 Cops 4.20 Heir Hunters 5.10-6.00am Cheaters

SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, VIRG 156 7.00am Tia and Tamera 8.00 News 9.00 Giuliana and Bill 10.00am-1.00pm Kourtney and Kim Take Miami: Triple bill. 1.00pm Dash Dolls 2.00-7.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Back-toback editions. 7.00 News 8.00 Dash Dolls: Caroline starts falling for her rocker friend Ronnie. 9.00 Botched 10.00 Botched: Post Op 10.30 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 11.00 News 12.00m’t Kourtney and Kim Take Miami 1.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians 2.30 News: Double bill. 4.30-5.00am Celebrity Style Story

SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 9.00am Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 10.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 11.00 Police Interceptors: Special Edition 12.00noon The Gadget Show 1.00-3.55pm Bar Rescue: Triple bill. 3.55 Access 4.00 World’s Craziest Police Pursuits 5.00-8.00 Police Interceptors: Triple bill. 8.00 Beware: Britain Running Riot: A man wielding a machete takes to the streets in London. 9.00 World’s Strongest Man 2014 10.00 Bellator: Patricio Freire v Daniel Straus, and Will Brooks v Marcin Held. 1.00am Football League Tonight 2.30-3.00am Cops

CHALLENGE

LIFETIME

TLC

SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 6.00-9.00am Ninja Warrior 9.00 TNA Xplosion 10.00 Videogame Nation NEW EDITION 10.30 Knightmare 11.00 Fort Boyard 1.003.00pm Strike It Lucky 3.00-5.30 Catchphrase: Game show. 5.30-9.00 Bullseye: Darts-based quiz show. 9.00 Stars in Their Eyes: Soundalike singing contest. 9.50 Quiz Nights 10.50 Family Fortunes 11.50 Catchphrase: Game show. 12.50am The Chase USA: Quiz show. 1.504.05am Deal or No Deal 4.05 Stars in Their Eyes 4.55 Family Fortunes 5.556.00am Beat The Beast

SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, VIRGIN 208, HD 209 7.00-9.30am Storage Wars (HD) 9.30am-12.00noon Storage Wars: Texas (HD) 12.00noon-3.00pm Hardcore Pawn (HD) 3.009.00pm Judge Judy (HD) 9.00 Storage Wars: New York: Joe Pauletich lands some state-of-the-art technology. (HD) 9.30 Chris Morelli and Tad Eaton land themselves a locker full of fireworks. (HD) 10.00 Bad Ink: A waitress who regrets her decision to get inked. (HD) 10.30 A tattoo of a pet. (HD) 11.00pm2.30am Hardcore Pawn (HD) 2.30-4.00 Storage Wars (HD) 4.00-5.00am Storage Wars: Texas (HD)

SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 6.00-10.00am Toddlers & Tiaras: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 10.00am-6.00pm Extreme Cheapskates: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 6.00pm Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 7.00 Cake Boss (HD) 8.00 I’m Having Their Baby (HD) 9.00 Jodie Marsh Is Making Babies (HD) 10.00 The Day I Almost Died (HD) 11.00 Mistresses (HD) 12.00m’t I’m Having Their Baby (HD) 1.00am Jodie Marsh Is Making Babies (HD) 2.00 The Day I Almost Died (HD) 3.00 Devious Maids (HD) 4.00-6.00am Extreme Cheapskates: Back-to-back editions of the series. (HD)

COMEDY CENTRAL

EXTRA

SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 9.00am-12.00noon Two and a Half Men: Back-to-back episodes. 12.00noon The Middle 1.00pm Animals Make You LOL 1.30 Deal with It 2.00 Epic Meal Empire 2.30-7.00 Impractical Jokers: Back-to-back episodes. 7.00 Friends: Double bill. (Series 6) 8.00 The Middle: Double bill. (Series 5) 9.00 Impractical Jokers 9.3011.00 South Park: Triple bill. 11.00pm-1.00am Friends: Back-to-back episodes. 1.00am Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself 2.30 Mark Watson Live 3.50 South Park 4.15 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film 4.206.00am The King of Queens

QUEST

TRUTV

SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00am Robson Green: Ultimate Catch 7.00 Dreamboats 8.00 Tommy’s Fix It Yourself 9.00 Shedheads 10.00 Salvage Hunters 11.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 12.00noon Gold Rush 1.00pm Fifth Gear 2.00-5.00 Wheeler Dealers 5.00 Gold Rush 6.00 FILM I Am Ali (2014, PG, 111min) ★★★ 8.00 Murder Shift 9.00 Forensic Detectives 10.00 Reel Crime Real Story 11.00 Couples Who Kill 12.00m’t Forensic Detectives 1.00am FBI Files 2.00 Destroyed in Seconds 4.00 Dreamboats 5.006.00am Shedheads

SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 6.00am-3.00pm Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions. 3.00pm America’s Got Talent: Double bill. Searching for the most gifted performers in the USA. 6.00-8.00 Caught Red Handed: Back-to-back editions revealing the innovative methods used to catch criminals in the act. 8.00pm-12.00m’t Fear Thy Neighbour: Back-to-back editions of tales of nightmare neighbours living next door. 12.00m’t Crime Stories: Double bill. 2.00-5.00am Haunting Evidence: Back-to-back editions. 5.00-6.00am Psychic Detectives: Double bill.

Saturday

6.00-9.00am Hospital Sydney: Triple bill of the series. 9.00am-12.00noon Country House Rescue: Triple bill. 12.00noon Hospital Sydney 1.00-7.00pm Homes Under the Hammer: Back-to-back editions, including at: 4.00pm Exploring properties in Lincoln, London and Torquay. 5.00 Properties in Cheadle, London and Truro. 6.00 Properties in Cornwall, Kensal Green and Huddersfield.

Other channels A-Z

GOOD FOOD

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Saturday

TV&Satellite Week 39

SATURDAY

SKY DISNEY

SKY PREMIERE

Saturday

SKY 301 VIRGIN 401 HD 301/314 HD 431

8 PM

9 PM

SKY 305 VIRGIN 405 HD 305/332 HD 435

6.00am Assassin 7.30 Pan: On Set Special 8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 9.45 Wild 12.00noon Extinction As 3.30am. 2.00pm Assassin As 12.25am. 3.30 Spectre Special 4.00 American Sniper As 8.00pm. 6.15 Jingle All the Way 2 Christmas comedy sequel starring Larry the Cable Guy. A man desperate to earn his stepdaughter’s love goes to ridiculous lengths to attain a popular toy. (2014, U, 90min) ★

8.00

Films

6.00am Teacher’s Pet 7.20 The Lion King 8.55 Frozen 10.45 The Incredibles 12.45pm Finding Nemo Animated comedy. (S) (2003, U, 104min) ★★★★★ 2.30 The Lion King Animated adventure. (S) (1994, PG, 88min) ★★★★★ 4.10 Frozen Animated musical. (S) (2013, PG, 108min) ★★★★ 6.00 The Incredibles Animated adventure featuring the voice of Craig T Nelson. (S) (2004, U, 120min) ★★★★★

American Sniper

6.00

8.00 American Sniper Biopic based on the experiences of real-life Iraq conflict veteran Chris Kyle, directed by Clint Eastwood and starring Bradley Cooper. A navy Seal finds living an ordinary life as a husband and father difficult to deal with after four tours of Iraq. (S) (2014, 15, 132min) ★★★★

The Incredibles

8.00 Tron: Legacy Sci-ﬁ thriller sequel starring Jeff Bridges and Garrett Hedlund. A cocky young rebel goes looking for his missing computer tycoon father and gets sucked into a dangerous digital world. (S) (2010, PG, 125min) ★★★

11 PM

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12.25am Assassin Crime thriller with Danny Dyer. (S) (2014, 15, 78min) ★ 1.55 Let Us Prey Horror starring Liam Cunningham and Pollyanna McIntosh. (S) (2014, 18, 92min) ★★★ 3.30 Extinction Fantasy adventure with Sarah Mac. (2014, 15, 100min) ★ 5.30-6.00am Spectre Special

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VIRGIN 402

SKY SHOWCASE SKY 310 VIRGIN 403 HD 433 HD 310/337

SKY 307 VIRGIN 407 HD 307/334 HD 437

The Ant Bully

10.15 The Greatest Game Ever Played Sports drama starring Shia LaBeouf as golfer Francis Ouimet, the ﬁrst amateur to ever enter the US Open. With Stephen Dillane. (S) (2005, PG, 120min) ★★★

6.00am Spider-Man 8.10 Spider-Man 2 10.30 Spider-Man 3 1.00pm Troy As 10.30pm. 3.45 Spider-Man Fantasy adventure with Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. (S) (2002, 12, 121min) ★★★★ 5.50 Spider-Man 2 Fantasy adventure sequel starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. Spider-Man finds his special powers are required to combat a new criminal adversary. (S) (2004, PG, 127min) ★★★★

8.00

8.00 Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging Teen comedy based on the best-selling books by Louise Rennison, starring Georgia Groome and Aaron Johnson. (2008, 12, 100min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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10.15 Wild Drama starring Reese Witherspoon. A woman embarks on a solo trek along America’s Paciﬁc Crest Trail. (S) (2014, 15, 111min) ★★★★

SKY COMEDY

SKYACTION/ADVENTURE

6.00am The Witches 7.40 Moshi Monsters: The Movie 9.10 How to Train Your Dragon 2 11.00 The Ant Bully 12.40pm The Parent Trap As 11.40pm. 3.00 Moshi Monsters: The Movie Animated adventure. (S) (2013, U, 81min) ★★★ 4.30 How to Train Your Dragon 2 Animated adventure sequel. (S) (2014, PG, 100min) ★★★★ 6.20 The Ant Bully Animated adventure. (S) (2006, U, 89min) ★★★★

6.20

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9.45 Step Up: All In Dance drama starring Ryan Guzman. A street dancer seeking his fortune must put aside old conﬂicts to lead his crew to victory in a reality TV contest. (S) (2014, PG, 110min) ★★★

Spider-Man 3

6.35am Coneheads 8.10 Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 10.15 The Love Guru 11.55 Horrible Bosses 2 1.45pm Trainwreck: Sky Movies Special 2.15 Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 4.20 Three Amigos! Comedy Western. (S) (1986, PG, 105min) ★★★ 6.05 Who Framed Roger Rabbit Live-action and cartoon comedy thriller. (1988, PG, 103min) ★★★★★

6.05

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

8.00 Spider-Man 3 Fantasy adventure starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. A mysterious substance turns Spider-Man’s suit jet-black and brings out a dark side to his personality. With James Franco. (S) (2007, 12, 138min) ★★★

8.00 Horrible Bosses 2 Comedy starring Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis and Charlie Day. Three men trying to start their own business are swindled by an investor, so respond by kidnapping his son. (S) (2014, 15, 104min) ★★

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10.30 Troy Spectacular epic starring Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom and Brian Cox. (2004, 15, 163min) ★★★

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10.00 Ali G Indahouse Comedy starring Sacha Baron Cohen. Gormless Staines youth Ali G gets elected to Parliament thanks to the machinations of a scheming politician. (S) (2002, 15, 88min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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12.25am Candleshoe Comedy adventure. (1977, U, 101min) ★★★ 2.15 Million Dollar Duck Fantasy comedy. (1971, U, 92min) ★★ 4.00-6.00am The Game Plan Family comedy. (S) (2007, U, 105min) ★★★

SKY GREATS SKY 304 VIRGIN 404 HD 304/331 HD 434

11.40 The Parent Trap Comedy remake starring Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson and Lindsay Lohan. (S) (1998, PG, 122min) ★★★ 1.50am Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging As shown at 8.00pm. 3.35 Step Up: All In As 9.45pm. 5.30-6.00am Rio 2 Special

TCM SKY 317 VIRGIN 415 HD 416 HD 317/341

1.25am One in the Chamber Action thriller starring Cuba Gooding Jr. (S) (2012, 15, 87min) ★★ 3.10 The Top Ten Show 2015 3.30-6.00am Godzilla Hollywood remake of the Japanese monster movie, starring Matthew Broderick. (S) (1998, PG, 139min) ★★★

MORE>MOVIES SKY 185

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11.35 The Lost Boys Vampire tale starring Jason Patric and Corey Haim. (S) (1987, 15, 98min) ★★★ 1.20am Sex Ed Comedy with Haley Joel Osment. (S) (2014, 15, 89min) ★★★ 2.55 Don Jon Offbeat romantic comedy. (S) (2013, 18, 90min) ★★★ 4.30-6.20am Three Amigos! Comedy Western, as 4.20pm.

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6.40am The Art of the Steal 8.25 Escape from Planet Earth 10.00 300: Rise of an Empire 12.00noon Days of Thunder 2.00pm The Equalizer As 8.00pm. 4.15 Lucy As 10.15pm. 6.00 Days of Thunder High-speed drama from the makers of Top Gun, starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. (1990, 15, 107min) ★★★

6.40am Grease 8.40 Fiddler on the Roof 11.40 The King and I 2.00pm The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Fantasy adventure starring Elijah Wood. (S) (2001, PG, 178min) ★★★★★ 5.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Epic fantasy adventure starring Elijah Wood and Ian McKellen. (S) (2002, 12, 179min) ★★★★★

6.25am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 6.55 Kung Fu 8.55 Riding Shotgun 10.20 Taras Bulba 12.35pm McLintock! Comedy Western. (1963, U, 127min) ★★★ 3.00 The Crimson Pirate Adventure. (1952, U, 100min) ★★★ 5.00 Escape to Victory World War Two drama starring Sylvester Stallone and Michael Caine. (1981, PG, 111min) ★★

(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Batman 10.00 Hercules: The Legendary 9.00am K9 Christmas 10.50 Journeys 11.00am-3.00pm Santa’s Summer House Hercules: The Legendary 12.45pm A Christmas Wish Journeys 3.00pm Alien Depression-era drama. Fury: Countdown to Invasion (2013, PG, 97min) ★★ Thriller. (2000, 12, 85min) ★ 2.50 The Nutcracker Festive 4.50 Seeds of Destruction fantasy adventure. (2010, Disaster drama. (2011, 15, PG, 108min) ★ 5.00 An 90min) ★★ 6.40 Doomsday Evergreen Christmas Festive Prophecy Disaster drama. drama. (2014, PG, 98min) ★★ (2011, 15, 92min) ★★

7.00am A Grandpa for Christmas 9.00 Stealing Christmas 11.00 A Holiday for Love 1.00pm Meet the Santas Festive drama. (2005, U, 85min) ★★ 3.00 Recipe for a Perfect Christmas Romantic comedy. (2005, PG, 120min) ★★★ 5.00 Range of Motion Drama starring Rebecca DeMornay. (2000, PG, 90min) ★★

8.00 The Equalizer Thriller starring Denzel Washington. (S) (2014, 15, 154min) ★★★ 10.15 Lucy Sci-fi thriller starring Scarlett Johansson. (S) (2014, 15, 90min) ★★★ 11.50 300: Rise of an Empire Fantasy adventure sequel starring Sullivan Stapleton. (S) (2014, 15, 100min) ★★★ 1.45am The Art of the Steal Comedy starring Kurt Russell. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★ 3.25 Miss Meadows Thriller starring Katie Holmes. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★★ 5.05-6.40am Escape from Planet Earth Animation. (S) (2013, U, 86min) ★★★

8.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Epic fantasy adventure with Elijah Wood. (S) (2003, 12, 201min) ★★★★★ 11.20 Wedding Crashers Romantic comedy with Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. (S) (2005, 15, 119min) ★★★★ 1.25am Risky Business Comedy drama starring Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay. (S) (1983, 18, 98min) ★★★★ 3.15 New Jack City Crime drama starring Wesley Snipes. (1991, 18, 97min) ★★★ 5.05-7.05am Remember the Titans Sports drama. (S) (2000, PG, 113min) ★★★

7.15 Operation CIA Political drama starring Burt Reynolds. (1965, PG, 90min) ★★ 9.00 Fever Pitch Comedy. (1996, 15, 98min) ★★★ 11.00 Magnum Force Thriller. (1973, 18, 117min) ★★★★ 1.15am They Came to Rob Las Vegas Crime caper. (1968, 15, 124min) ★★★ 3.20 Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Double bill. 5.00-7.25am On the Beach Drama. (1959, b/w, PG, 134min) ★★★★

7.05 My Mom’s New Boyfriend Comedy starring Colin Hanks and Meg Ryan. An FBI agent is assigned to spy on an international art thief – who just happens to be his mother’s new boyfriend. (2008, 15, 97min) 9.00 The Ghost and the Darkness Period adventure starring Michael Douglas. (1996, 15, 110min) ★★★★ 11.10 Ghosts of Mars John Carpenter’s sci-fi thriller starring Natasha Henstridge. (2001, 15, 97min) ★★★ 1.05am Chloe Erotic thriller. (2009, 15, 96min) ★★★ 2.55-6.00am Soldier, Soldier

8.30 The Twilight Zone When a man ignores the effects of Cupid’s arrow he is cursed to suffer unrequited love. 9.00 The Curse of the Werewolf Hammer horror chiller starring Oliver Reed. (1961, 12, 92min) ★★★ 10.50 The Gorgon Hammer horror starring Peter Cushing. (1964, 15, 83min) ★★★ 12.30am Jeepers Creepers Horror starring Gina Philips. (2001, 15, 91min) ★★★ 2.25 5ive Girls Horror. (2006, 15, 95min) ★★★ 4.20-4.30am Horror Highlights

7.00 Secret Santa Festive drama starring Sherilyn Fenn and Hume Cronyn. (2000, PG, 94min) ★★★ 9.00 The Year Without a Santa Claus Festive comedy starring John Goodman, Eddie Griffin and Ethan Suplee. (2006, U, 85min) ★★ 11.00 Christmas Eve Festive drama starring Loretta Young and Trevor Howard. (1986, PG, 100min) ★★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am Moonlight and Mistletoe Festive drama. (2008, PG, 88min) ★★

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6.00am Christmas in Wonderland 7.50 Holy Night! 9.35 Black Nativity 11.15 Elf 1.00pm The Muppet Christmas Carol As 8.00pm. 2.35 Trading Places As 9.30pm. 4.35 Black Nativity Musical starring Jacob Latimore. (S) (2013, PG, 93min) ★★★ 6.15 Elf Family fantasy comedy starring Will Ferrell. A man raised as an elf at the North Pole goes in search of his human parents. (S) (2003, PG, 97min) ★★★★

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8.00 The Muppet Christmas Carol The Muppets’ version of Charles Dickens’s classic tale, starring Michael Caine. (S) (1992, U, 86min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00 The Judge Courtroom drama starring Robert Downey Jr and Robert Duvall. A lawyer returns to his home town for his mother’s funeral, but ends up having to represent his estranged father in court. (S) (2014, 15, 141min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.30 Trading Places Comedy starring Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy. A stuffy ﬁnancier is forced to swap places with a fast-talking hustler. (S) (1983, 15, 116min) ★★★★★

11.25 RocknRolla Guy Ritchie’s crime comedy thriller starring Gerard Butler. (S) (2008, 15, 114min) ★★ 1.30am Goodfellas Martin Scorsese’s gangster drama with Robert De Niro. (S) (1990, 18, 143min) ★★★★★ 4.05 The Top Ten Show 2015 4.20-6.00am Deep Family Secrets Thriller starring Angie Dickinson. (S) (1997, PG, 89min) ★★

11.30 Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups Festive family adventure starring Cheryl Ladd. (S) (2012, U, 88min) ★ 1.05am Christmas in Wonderland Festive comedy starring Patrick Swayze. (S) (2007, 12, 98min) ★★ 2.50 Holy Night! Animated fantasy. (S) (2011, U, 92min) ★★★ 4.30-6.05am Let It Snow Romantic drama starring Candace Cameron Bure. (S) (2013, PG, 82min) ★★

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6.00am Willow Creek 7.25 Big Trouble in Little China 9.10 Devil’s Due 10.45 The Maze Runner 12.45pm Project Almanac 2.45 Burying the Ex As 10.00pm. 4.20 Final Destination 2 Horror sequel with Ali Larter and AJ Cook. (S) (2003, 15, 90min) ★★ 6.00 The Maze Runner Sci-fi adventure starring Dylan O’Brien, Kaya Scodelario and Patricia Clarkson. (S) (2014, 12, 110min) ★★★

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10.00 Burying the Ex Comedy horror starring Anton Yelchin. A young man’s dead exgirlfriend returns from the grave to ruin his new relationship with the woman of his dreams. (S) (2014, 15, 89min) ★★ 11.35 Barb Wire Thriller with Pamela Anderson Lee. (1996, 18, 95min) ★ 1.20am Curse of Chucky Horror sequel. (S) (2013, 18, 93min) ★★★ 3.00 Dawn of the Dead Remake of the 1978 George A Romero horror movie. (S) (2004, 18, 100min) ★★★ 4.45-6.20am Target Earth Sci-fi thriller. (S) (1997, 12, 88min) ★★

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7.00am Christmas Mix 9.00 All I Want for Christmas 11.00 The Holiday Tree 1.00pm Christmas Under Wraps Festive drama. (2014, PG, 88min) ★★ 3.00 All I Want for Christmas Family drama. (1991, U, 92min) ★★★ 5.00 A Family for Christmas Festive drama starring Lacey Chabert. (2015, PG, 100min) ★★

6.00am Riders of the Rockies 7.15 The Boy with Green Hair 8.55 Fighters of the Fifties 10.05 Robinson Crusoe 11.55 The Racket 1.45pm Code 7 Victim 5 3.35 Fort Algiers 5.15 The Million Eyes of Su-Muru Action adventure. (1967, U, 95min) 6.55 Bullet to Beijing Espionage thriller. (1995, 15, 101min) ★★

7.00 Sony Movie News Extra 7.10 A Perfect Day Family drama. (2006, PG, 91min) ★ 9.00 12 Dogs of Christmas: Great Puppy Rescue Festive musical. (2012, U, 97min) 11.05 A Christmas Tree Miracle Drama. (2013, U, 102min) 1.15am The Pickwick Papers Comedy with James Hayter. (1952, U, 115min) ★★★★ 3.30 Sony Movie News Extra 3.40 The Nutcracker Festive fantasy. (2010, PG, 108min) ★ 5.40 Sony Movie News Extra 5.50-6.00am Behind the Screens How films are made.

7.00 Holiday Road Trip Romantic drama starring Ashley Scott, Patrick Muldoon and Shelley Long. (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 9.00 Finding Christmas Romantic drama starring Tricia Helfer and Mark Lutz. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 11.00 The Christmas Parade Drama starring AnnaLynne McCord and Jefferson Brown. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 1.00am Window Wonderland Romantic drama with Chyler Leigh. (2013, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am Santa’s Secret Festive drama starring Alicia Witt. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★

9.00 The Commander Action adventure starring Lewis Collins, Lee Van Cleef and Donald Pleasence. A squad of mercenaries is sent to attack a drug lord’s stronghold. (1988, 15, 84min) ★★ 11.10 Dead Sexy Thriller with Shannon Tweed and John Enos. (2001, 18, 86min) ★ 12.50am Shadow of the Hawk Horror starring Jan-Michael Vincent and Marilyn Hassett. (1976, PG, 92min) ★★ 2.40-4.00am Hell Squad World War Two drama with Wally Campo, Brandon Carroll and Fred Gavlin. (1958, b/w, PG, 64min) ★★

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing

Empire of the Sun

■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am A Ticket to Tomahawk 1.00pm Five Children and It Fantasy. (S) (2004, U, 89min) ★★★ 2.45 Magic in the Water Fantasy. (S) (1995, PG, 101min) ★★ 4.45 Tooth Fairy Comedy. (S) (2010, PG, 101min) ★★ 6.50 Mission: Impossible Brian De Palma’s action thriller. (S) (1996, PG, 110min) ★★★

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9.00 Unbroken Fact-based drama directed by Angelina Jolie and starring Jack O’Connell. An Olympic athlete serving in World War Two survives being lost at sea and held in a brutal PoW camp. (S) (2014, 15, 134min) ★★★

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9.00 Knight and Day Comedy thriller starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. A rogue secret agent kidnaps a hapless bystander and takes her on a perilous global adventure. (S) (2010, 12, 109min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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9.00am The Nuttiest Nutcracker 10.00 A Monster Christmas 11.00 K9 Christmas 12.50pm Sony Movie News Extra 1.00 Santa’s Summer House Comedy. (2012, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00 A Fare to Remember Comedy. (1998, PG, 100min) ★★ 5.10 Christmas Angel Comedy. (2009, PG, 90min) ★★★

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6.25am Hell Is for Heroes! 8.05 The Enemy Below 9.50 Unbroken 12.15pm Hell Is for Heroes! Action drama. (1962, b/w, 12, 90min) ★★★ 1.55 The Enemy Below Adventure. (1957, PG, 98min) ★★★★ 3.40 The Guns of Navarone World War Two adventure. (S) (1961, PG, 150min) ★★★★ 6.20 Empire of the Sun Steven Spielberg’s epic drama starring Christian Bale. (S) (1987, PG, 152min) ★★★★

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8.00 Project Almanac Sci-ﬁ thriller starring Jonny Weston. A teenager and his friends build a time machine based on his dead father’s designs, and embark on an adventure into the past. (S) (2014, 12, 106min) ★★★

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Saturday

6.50am The Washington Snipers 8.35 Lethal Weapon 3 10.40 The Big Bang 12.35pm The Judge As shown at 9.00pm. 3.00 A Few Good Men Courtroom drama starring Tom Cruise and Demi Moore. (S) (1992, 15, 132min) ★★★★ 5.20 The Calling Crime thriller with Susan Sarandon. (S) (2014, 15, 106min) ★★ 7.15 Stephen King’s A Good Marriage Thriller starring Joan Allen. (2014, 15, 97min) ★★

Saturday

11.20 A Bridge Too Far Richard Attenborough’s World War Two epic with Dirk Bogarde and Sean Connery. (S) (1977, 15, 175min) ★★★ 2.20am Flags of Our Fathers Clint Eastwood’s World War Two drama starring Ryan Phillippe. (S) (2006, 15, 132min) ★★★★★ 4.35-7.15am The Guns of Navarone War adventure, as 3.40pm.

11.10 Sorority Row Campus slasher horror. (S) (2009, 15, 100min) ★★ 1.10-3.35am The Social Network Oscar-winning fact-based drama. (S) (2010, 12, 120min) ★★★★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 6.00pm Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Dave Sci-fi adventure sequel. (HD) ★★★★ 6.20pm Red River ITV4 (HD) ★★★★★ 6.20pm Walk the Line SonyTV ★★★★ 6.40pm Operation Crossbow Channel 5 Wartime adventure. (HD) ★★★ 7.00pm Lords of Dogtown AMC ★★★ 7.00pm Wing Commander Syfy (HD) ★ 7.10pm Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure ITV2 Fantasy comedy. (HD) ★★★★ 8.00pm Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen E4 Sci-fi adventure. (HD) ★★★ 8.00pm Welcome to the Jungle 5★ ★★★ 9.00pm The Fast and the Furious ITV2 Thriller with Vin Diesel. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Tremors ITV4 (HD) ★★★★ 9.00pm Freedom Writers AMC ★★★ 9.00pm White Men Can’t Jump SonyTV Buddy comedy with Wesley Snipes. ★★★ 9.00pm Pitch Black Syfy (HD) ★★★ 9.45pm Song for Marion BBC2 (NI: 10.00pm) (HD) ★★★★

10pm TILL LATE 10.00pm Monster-in-Law 5★ ★★ 10.15pm Halloween: Resurrection BBC3 Slasher horror thriller. (HD) ★ 11.00pm Raw Deal ITV4 (HD) ★★ 11.00pm Team America: World Police Comedy Central Comedy. (HD) ★★★★ 11.10pm Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn Syfy Sci-fi action adventure. (HD) ★★★ 11.25pm The Liability SonyTV ★★★ 11.40pm Lockout Channel 4 (HD) ★★★ 11.50pm See No Evil, Hear No Evil Channel 5 Comedy thriller with Gene Wilder. ★★★ 12.15am Mad City BBC2 ★★★ 1.10am Zombie Shark Syfy (HD) ★★ 4.00am 10,000 Days Syfy (HD) ★

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6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: Australia v New Zealand: Day three of the first Test at the Brisbane Cricket Ground. (HD) 7.30 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 8.00 Game Changers (HD) 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview (HD) 9.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD) 10.00 Soccer AM (HD) 12.00noon LIVE FL72 Huddersfield Town v Leeds United: The Championship match at the John Smith’s Stadium. Kick-off is at 12.30. (HD) 2.45pm LIVE PRO12 Rugby Union Cardiff Blues v Glasgow Warriors: Fom the Arms Park. Kick-off is at 3.00. (HD) 5.00 LIVE Ford Saturday Night Football Stoke City v Chelsea: The Premier League fixture at the Britannia Stadium. Kick-off is at 5.30. (HD) 8.00 LIVE Fight Night Callum Smith v Rocky Fielding: The bout for the vacant British Super Middleweight title, staged at the Echo Arena in Liverpool. (HD) 11.30 Viral Videos of October (HD) 11.45 Sky Sports Boxing Gold (HD) 12.00m’t-6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: Australia v New Zealand: Coverage of day four of the first Test from Brisbane. (HD)

6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: India v South Africa: Day three of the first Test in the four-match series, held at the Punjab Cricket Association Stadium in Mohali. (HD) 11.30 Test Cricket (HD) 12.30pm Cricket’s Greatest Kapil Dev. (HD) 1.00 LIVE Grand Slam of Darts The afternoon session on day one at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring the opening eight matches in the group stage. (HD) 5.00 Fight Night Preview Callum Smith v Rocky Fielding. (HD) 5.30 Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand: Action from day three of the first Test. (HD) 6.30 Darts Gold (HD) 7.00 LIVE Grand Slam of Darts The evening session on day one in Wolverhampton, featuring eight matches from the group stage. (HD) 11.00 Test Cricket India v South Africa: Day three of the first Test. (HD) 12.00m’t WWE – Late Night – Smackdown 2.00am Cricketing Yorkshire (HD) 3.00 Test Cricket (HD) 4.00-6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: India v South Africa: Day four of the first Test in Mohali. (HD)

6.00am Premier League Years (HD) 8.00 Time of Our Lives (HD) 9.00 WWE – Smackdown (HD) 11.00 WWE From the Vault (HD) 12.00noon Time of Our Lives (HD) 1.05pm Fight Night Preview (HD) 1.40 LIVE Top 14 Rugby Union Toulon v Montpellier: Coverage from the Stade Mayol. Kick-off is at 1.45. 3.45 Sporting Rivalries 4.15 Test Cricket India v South Africa. (HD) 5.10 LIVE La Liga Football Levante v Deportivo La Coruna: From the Estadi Ciutat de Valencia. Kick-off is at 5.15. 7.15 Sky Scholars: Holly Bradshaw (HD) 7.25 LIVE La Liga Football Eibar v Getafe: All the action from the Ipurua Municipal Stadium. Kick-off is at 7.30. (HD) 9.30 LIVE La Liga Football Malaga v Real Betis: Coverage from Estadio La Rosaleda, joining the action 25 minutes after kick-off. (HD) 11.00 La Liga Football Action from Celta Vigo v Valencia. (HD) 1.00am Football Gold 1.30-5.00 Sky Sports Boxing Gold (HD) 5.00-6.00am WWE From the Vault (HD)

6.00am LIVE World Golf Championship: The HSBC Champions: Day three from Shanghai. (HD) 8.00 European Challenge Tour Golf (HD) 9.00 Fight Night Preview (HD) 9.30 Sporting Greats 10.30 European Challenge Tour Golf (HD) 11.30 World Golf Championship (HD) 12.30pm European Challenge Tour Golf (HD) 1.30 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis The Paris Masters: Coverage of the semi-ﬁnals. (HD) 6.00 Sporting Greats 6.30 LIVE PGA Tour Golf The Sanderson Farms Championship: Day three at the Country Club of Jackson, Mississippi. (HD) 9.30 World Golf Championship The HSBC Champions. (HD) 10.30 Golf The Junior Golf Championship. (HD) 11.00 European Challenge Tour Golf The NBO Golf Classic Grand Final. (HD) 12.00m’t ATP Masters Tennis (HD) 1.00am Sporting Greats 2.00 World Golf Championship (HD) 3.00-6.00am LIVE World Golf Championship: The HSBC Champions: Coverage of day four from Shanghai. (HD)

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (HD) 10.00 Eredivisie Round-Up (HD) 11.00 Football League Gold (HD) 12.00noon LIVE FL72 Huddersfield Town v Leeds United: Coverage of the Championship match from the John Smith’s Stadium. Kick-off is at 12.30. (HD) 2.45pm Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling and guests preside over the day’s action. (HD) 5.00 LIVE PRO12 Rugby Union Edinburgh v Munster: Coverage of the match from the seventh round of fixtures, held at Murrayfield. Kick-off is at 5.15. (HD) 7.30 Sporting Greats A look back at the career of Sean Fitzpatrick. 8.00 SNF – Game of the Day A full re-run of the day’s top Premier League match. (HD) 10.00 SNF – Match Choice Extended highlights from the Premier League. (HD) 11.30 SNF – Match Choice Further highlights from the Premier League. (HD) 1.00am SNF – Match Choice (HD) 2.30 SNF – Match Choice (HD) 4.00-6.00am Darts Gold (HD)

7.30am LIVE Snooker: Bulgarian Open: Coverage of day two of the European Tour event from Universiada Hall in Sofia. (HD) 2.00pm LIVE Snooker: Bulgarian Open Further coverage of day two of the European Tour event from Universiada Hall in Sofia. Shaun Murphy is the defending champion, having defeated Martin Gould in last year’s final after overcoming the likes of Mark Selby, Jimmy White and Stephen Maguire in earlier rounds. (HD) 7.30 Snooker: Bulgarian Open Action from day two of the European Tour event from Universiada Hall in Sofia. 9.00 Cycling: Tour of Taihu Lake Action from stage eight, which saw riders travel 144km from Haining to Yanguan. (HD) 10.00 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football Action from the semi-finals in Chile. (HD) 11.00 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football Action from the semi-finals in Chile. (HD) 12.00m’t-1.00am Football’s Greatest: Classic action featuring some of the world’s best players. (HD)

5.30am LIVE Cycling: Tour of Taihu Lake: Coverage of stage eight, a144km journey from Haining to Yanguan. (HD) 7.00 LIVE Figure Skating: The Cup of China: Coverage from the Capital Indoor Stadium in Beijing, featuring the free dance programme. (HD) 8.15 Triathlon (HD) 8.45 LIVE One-Day International Cricket: Sri Lanka v West Indies: Coverage of the third and final match of the series, held at the Pallekele International Cricket Stadium. (HD) 12.45pm Cycling: Tour of Taihu Lake Action from stage eight. (HD) 1.15 WATTS 1.20 LIVE One-Day International Cricket Sri Lanka v West Indies: Further coverage of the third and final match of the series. (HD) 4.45 Cycling: Tour of Taihu Lake Action from stage eight. (HD) 5.45 Figure Skating The Cup of China. (HD) 9.00 One-Day International Cricket Sri Lanka v West Indies: Action from the final match in the three-game series (HD) 12.00m’t Triathlon (HD) 12.30-5.30am Eurosport News (HD)

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6.00am Last Week, This Week (HD) 6.15 LIVE Hyundai A-League: Newcastle Jets v Western Sydney Wanderers. (HD) 8.15 Global Goals (HD) 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview (HD) 9.00 Football Tonight (HD) 10.00 Matchday Live with Fletch & Sav (HD) 12.00noon LIVE AFC Bournemouth v Newcastle Coverage from Dean Court. Kick-off is at 12.45. (HD) 3.00pm LIVE Northampton Saints v Saracens From Franklin’s Gardens. Kick-off is at 3.15. (HD) 5.15 LIVE Exeter v Leicester From the Recreation Ground. Kick-off is at 5.30. (HD) 7.45 WRC Magazine (HD) 8.15 Formula E Championship (HD) 9.15 Rockets Kings (HD) 11.00 LIVE Timberwolves Bulls NBA action. Tip-off is at 11.00. (HD) 1.30am NBA Action (HD) 2.00 WRC Magazine (HD) 2.30 LIVE V8 Supercars: Coverage of the Auckland 500. (HD) 4.30 Last Week, This Week (HD) 5.00-6.00am Formula E Championship (HD)

6.00am World Wide Sports (HD) 6.30 Harlequins v Sale Sharks: Aviva Premiership action from Twickenham Stoop. (HD) 8.00 LIVE MotoGP: Valencia: The third free practice session. (HD) 11.00 LIVE MotoGP: Valencia Qualifying at the Circuit Ricardo Tormo. (HD) 3.15pm Heat Pacers NBA action from Bankers Life Fieldhouse. (HD) 5.15 LIVE Verona v Bologna Serie A action at the Stadio Marc’Antonio Bentegodi. (HD) 7.00 Football Tonight George Lamb hosts a mix of football, entertainment and music. (HD) 7.30 The Emirates FA Cup Action from the Emirates FA Cup. (HD) 8.30 LIVE College Football Action from College Football. (HD) 12.00m’t Fletch & Sav – The Best Bits (HD) 12.30am Football Tonight (HD) 1.00 LIVE UFC Fight Night: Prelims: From Sao Paulo in Brazil. (HD) 3.00-6.30am LIVE UFC: Belfort v Henderson III: Coverage of Vitor Belfort v Dan Henderson from Sao Paulo in Brazil. (HD)

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6.00am Barclays Premier League Preview (HD) 6.30 Total Italian Football (HD) 7.00 Football’s Cult Heroes (HD) 7.30 UEFA Europa League Highlights Show (HD) 8.30 UEFA Champions League Review (HD) 9.30 Total Italian Football (HD) 10.00 Hannover v Hertha Berlin (HD) 11.30 Angers v Rennes (HD) 1.00pm UEFA Champions League Review (HD) 2.00 Total Italian Football News and highlights. (HD) 2.30 Hyundai A-League Double bill. (HD) 5.15 LIVE Darmstadt v Hamburg At the MerckStadion am Böllenfalltor. Kick-off is at 5.30. (HD) 7.30 LIVE AC Milan v Atalanta Serie A action from the San Siro. Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 9.45 Bayern Munich v Stuttgart (HD) 11.15 Paris Saint-Germain v Toulouse (HD) 12.15am Darmstadt v Hamburg (HD) 1.45 Lille v Bastia (HD) 2.45 Verona v Bologna (HD) 3.45 AC Milan v Atalanta (HD) 5.15 Fletch & Sav – The Best Bits (HD) 5.45-6.00am Last Week, This Week (HD)

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Documentary

Downton Abbey

BBC4 HD, 8pm

In the last episode, save the Christmas special, Edith, still at odds with Mary, must decide how much to reveal of her past

ITV HD, 9pm/ITV+1, 10pm

David Tennant narrates archive clips of acting greats, such as Helen Mirren

8.30PM

9.00PM

8.00 Antiques Roadshow

9.00 The Hunt 9.00 Film: Looper 9.00 Downton Abbey 9.00 Homeland

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103 ITV

7.00 Jekyll and Hyde

8.00 Earth’s Wildest Waters: The Big Fish 8.00 The X Factor

104 CHANNEL 4

7.00 Restoring Britain’s Landmarks

8.00 Great Canal Journeys

105 CHANNEL 5

5.10 Film: Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

106 SKY1

7.00 The Simpsons

8.00 Arrow

9.00 Zoo

115 BBC3

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8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride

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118 ITV2

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102 BBC2

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9.00 In Conversation

10.00 The Sky at…

116 BBC4

7.00 Killer Whales: Beneath the Surface…

8.00 Dames of Classic Drama at the BBC

136 E4

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8.00 Film: Night at the Museum 2

107 SKY LIVING

7.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC

8.00 Chicago Fire

108 SKY ATLANTIC

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9.00 The Affair

110 GOLD

6.50 Only Fools and Horses

9.00 Gavin & Stacey

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9.00 Blackadder II

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9.00 Joanna Lumley: The Search for Noah’s Ark

10.30 Birds of a…

9.00 Film: Eraser 9.00 Live at the Apollo

10.00 Michael McIntyre’s Showtime

9.00 Film: Lake Placid 2

138 MORE4

6.55 Come Dine with Me

8.00 Car SOS

9.00 Nazi Megastructures

10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

113 UNIVERSAL

7.00 Battle Creek

8.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

9.00 NCIS

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

520 DISCOVERY

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523 ANIMAL PLANET 7.00 My Cat from Hell 7.00 Ice Road Rescue 526 NAT GEO 529 HISTORY

7.00 The Curse of Oak Island

537 YESTERDAY

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240 HOME & HEALTH 7.00 Homes Under the Hammer 7.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 196 HOME

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9.00 Area 51: The CIA’s Secret Files

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9.00 Storage Wars

10.00 Hunting Hitler

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10.00 The Joy of Sets – The Model Railway…

9.00 Untold Stories of the ER

10.00 Four Weddings US

8.00 Hospital Sydney 8.00 Bargain Hunt

155 REALLY

7.00 The Great British Bake Off 7.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

8.00 Help! I Caught It Abroad

301 SKY PREMIERE

6.15 Jingle All the Way 2

8.00 American Sniper

133 GOOD FOOD

10.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 9.00 The Great British Bake Off – The Final 10.00 The Great British Bake Off 9.00 Paranormal Witness 10.00 Most Haunted 10.15 Assassin 10.10 Whiplash

8.00 The Day After Tomorrow 310 SKY SHOWCASE 6.00 The Boxtrolls 5.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 8.30 The Last Samurai 304 SKY GREATS 305 SKY DISNEY

6.45 Into the Woods

306 SKY FAMILY

6.10 The Lego Movie

307 SKY ACTION

6.45 Guardians of the Galaxy

308 SKY COMEDY

6.30 Hot Shots! Part Deux

309 SKY CRIME

7.00 Collateral

312 SKY SELECT

9.00 Disney’s Dumbo

10.15 Ghosts of the Abyss

8.00 Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice… 9.00 Annie 9.00 Lethal Weapon 8.00 The Interview

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303 SKY CHRISTMAS 6.10 The Nativity Story 7.00 Interstellar 311 SKY SCI-FI

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8.00 Saving Private Ryan

315 FILM4

7.00 St. Trinian’s

317 TCM

7.00 Night Raiders

402 SKY SPORTS 1

6.30 Sportswomen… 7.30 Grand Slam of Darts – Live: The evening session on day two at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall

403 SKY SPORTS 2

5.30 NFL – Live: Carolina Panthers v Green Bay Packers (Kick-off 6.00); Indianapolis Colts v Denver Broncos (Kick-off 9.25)

404 SKY SPORTS 3

9.00 Pitch Perfect 8.00 Longmire

9.00 Magnum Force

7.25 La Liga Football – Live: Sevilla v Real Madrid (Kick-off 7.30)

405 SKY SPORTS 4

6.30 PGA Tour Golf – Live: The fourth and final day of the Sanderson Farms Championship in Mississippi

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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 7.30 Match of the Day (S)(R)(HD) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S)(HD) 10.25 NEW Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph (S)(HD) 12.20pm Sunday Politics (S)(HD) 1.30 BBC News (S) (HD) 1.40 Weather for the Week Ahead (S)(HD) 1.45 Lifeline (S)(HD) 1.55 FA Cup Final Score Jason Mohammad presents an FA Cup edition of the football results and report show. Coverage continues on BBC2. (S)(HD) 3.00 Points of View (S)(HD) 3.15 The People Remember (S)(HD)(AD) 4.15 Songs of Praise Bill Turnbull presents a remembrance special from the Imperial War Museum London. (S)(HD) 4.50 The Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.50 BBC News (S)(HD)

6.15am The A to Z of TV Gardening (S) (R) 7.00 The Big Allotment Challenge (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 8.00 Countryfile’s Ramble for Children In Need (S)(R) (HD) 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S)(HD) 10.45 My Life on a Plate (S) (R)(HD)(AD) 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra (S) (HD) 1.00 Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.00 Escape to the Country Searching for properties in Sussex. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.00 FA Cup Final Score Continued coverage. (S)(HD) 4.15 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip The food of Salisbury. (S)(R)(HD) 4.45 Flog It! In Dorchester. (S)(R)(HD) 5.30 Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph Coverage of this morning’s service from Whitehall and the march past of veterans. (S)(HD)

6.00-9.25am CITV 9.25am FIA Formula E Championship Highlights of the Putrajaya ePrix. (S) 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Guests air their differences. (S)(R) 11.15 ITV News (S) 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show Double bill of the lively studio talk show. (S)(R)(HD) 1.30pm The Chase Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 2.25 The X Factor The remaining contestants face the second of this year’s live shows. (S)(R)(HD) 4.40 FILM Nanny McPhee & The Big Bang Family comedy fantasy sequel starring Emma Thompson. Nanny McPhee magically appears in the 1940s English countryside to help the mother of three unruly children. (S)(HD)(AD) (2010, U, 120min) ★★★

6.20-7.35am Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 7.35 Frasier (S)(R) 8.30 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 9.30 Sunday Brunch With guests Mo Farah, Phil Collins, Claire Goose and Striking Matches (S)(HD) 12.30-4.50pm The Simpsons Back-toback episodes, including at: 3.50 Alone Again, Natura-Diddily: Maude Flanders is killed in a tragic accident. (S)(R)(AD) 4.20 Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart persuades his family to go on a cruise. (S)(R)(AD) 4.50 FILM The Simpsons Movie Animated comedy with the voices of Dan Castellaneta and Julie Kavner. Homer Simpson must save Springfield after he single-handedly causes a disaster. (S) (HD)(AD) (2007, PG, 100min) ★★★★★

The Hunt

9.00

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Reports from Cambridgeshire, including the recovery of a crashed Spitﬁre in the Great Fen, the impact of students on rural areas and a turkey farm run by JB Gill of pop group JLS. (S)(HD)

7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results

8.00 Antiques Roadshow

9.00 The Hunt

10 PM

8.00

The X Factor

8.00

Great Canal Journeys

6.10 Local News (S)(HD) 6.15 Countryﬁle 6.30 Match of the Day: FA Cup Highlights Action from the weekend’s ﬁrstround matches, as the 20 nonleague teams to progress through the qualifying rounds competed alongside the 48 League One and League Two clubs. (S)(HD)

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10.00 BBC News (S)(HD)

8.00 Earth’s Wildest Waters: The Big Fish

11.45 Citizen Khan 2/7. Mr Khan trains to become a school crossing patrol officer. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.15am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (HD) 12.20-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

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7.00 Jekyll and Hyde The Cutter: 3/10. Robert uses some of his grandfather’s potions to cure himself of his alter ego, whom he is desperate to keep secret from Lily, and also discovers his grandmother may still be alive. (S)(HD)(AD)

8.00 The X Factor

5/6. The semi-ﬁnal is held in Canada, where the anglers go searching for Paciﬁc salmon, bull trout and white sturgeon. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated on Tuesday

Olly Murs and Caroline Flack present the results of last night’s vote, with the lowest-scoring acts being challenged to take part in a sing-off to avoid elimination. (S)(HD) ■ The Xtra Factor follows on ITV2

9.00 FILM Looper

9.00 Downton Abbey

Time-travel thriller starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis and Emily Blunt. In Kansas in 2044, a young hit-man tries to stop his older future self from carrying out a mission of revenge. (S)(HD) (2012, 15, 110min) ★★★★

SERIES FINALE 8/8. Edith must choose whether to reveal the truth about her past, Mary wonders if she can make peace with her sister, and Mrs Patmore’s B&B attracts unwanted attention. See feature, page 8 (Series 6) (S)(HD)(AD)

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

10.20 Local News (S)(HD) 10.30 Match of the Day 2 Mark Chapman reviews the day’s Premier League action, featuring Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur, Aston Villa v Manchester City, and Liverpool v Crystal Palace. (S)(HD)

6.40 Local News (S) 6.50 ITV News (S)

10.50 Family Guy Turban Cowboy: 15/22. Joe and Quagmire are suspicious of Peter’s new friend. (Series 11) (S)(HD) 11.10 Family Guy (Series 11) (S)(HD) 11.30 Top Coppers SERIES FINALE 6/6. A mysterious computer hacker launches a cyber-attack on the city. (S)(HD)(AD) 12.00m’t FILM Return from the River Kwai World War Two adventure starring Edward Fox. (S) (1988, 15, 95min) ★★ 1.35-3.50am Sign Zone: Countryfile’s Ramble for Children In Need (S)(R) 2.50 Holby City What it Takes. (S)(R)(AD) 3.50-6.15am Previews (S)

6.30 News (S)(HD)

7.00 Restoring Britain’s Landmarks Alastair Dick-Cleland visits the Engine House at Danescombe, where a refurbishment is underway, while John Evetts searches for an antique telescope. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

8.00 Great Canal Journeys SERIES FINALE 3/3. Timothy West and Prunella Scales travel along the Shannon-Erne Waterway, a canal linking the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland, and visit historic sites along the way. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 Homeland Better Call Saul: 5/12. Quinn covers for Carrie as Dar and Allison assess the damage. (Series 5) (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated on Tuesday on 4seven

10.00 Gogglebox 9/12. Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on television from the comfort of their own sofas. (S)(R)

10.40 ITV News (S) 10.50 Off Their Rockers Seb gets advice on attending a naturist wedding. (S)(R)(HD) 11.20 Premiership Rugby Union Action from the fourth round of fixtures. (HD) 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK (S)(HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show Lively studio talk show. (S)(SL)(R)(HD)

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11.05 FILM The American Thriller starring George Clooney. (S)(HD) (AD) (2010, 15, 115min) ★★★ 1.00am Grand Designs Australia (S)(HD) 1.55 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners A home overrun by six goats. (S)(R)(HD) 2.50-4.35 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) (HD) 4.35 Location, Location, Location (S)(R) 5.30-6.00am 1001 Things You Should Know (S)(R)(HD)

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6.00am Hour of Power 7.00 Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? (S)(HD) 8.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 8.30 Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow (S) 8.45 Supergirl (S)(R)(HD) 9.45 The Flash (S)(R) (HD) 10.45 NEW Remembrance Sunday: Live (S) 11.15 WWE – Raw 12.15pm Bring the Noise (S)(R)(HD) 1.15 Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow (S)(R) 1.30-3.00 Futurama Triple bill of the animated comedy. (S)(R)(HD) 3.00-5.00 Modern Family 13/24. (S)(R)(HD) 3.30 14/24. (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 15/24. (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 16/24. (Series 3) (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 The Simpsons (S)(R) 5.30 The Muppets (S)(R)(HD)

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8.05

Impractical Jokers US

FILM Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (ﬁlm started at 5.10pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

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6.00 Modern Family 3/24. Phil helps Haley persuade Claire to let Dylan move in. (Series 7) (S)(R)(HD)

6.30 NEW SERIES The Simpsons Every Man’s Dream: Homer and Marge have a trial separation.

7.00 The Simpsons

8.05 NEW TO C5 Impractical Jokers US The guys sell anti-ageing products. Previously on Comedy Central. 8.35 The guys jump the queue for Broadway show tickets.

9.00 FILM The Expendables 2 Action thriller sequel starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger. A team of veteran mercenaries strives to stop a psychotic terrorist from getting his hands on six tons of weapons-grade plutonium. (S) (HD)(AD) (2012, 15, 115min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

10.55 FILM Highlander Sci-ﬁ action thriller about a small group of immortal warriors destined to battle through the centuries. Stars Christopher Lambert and Sean Connery. (S) (HD) (1986, 15, 135min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

1.10am SuperCasino 3.10 Eamonn & Ruth: How the Other Half Lives (S)(R)(HD) 4.00-4.25am House Doctor (S)(SL)(R)

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8.00 Arrow Beyond Redemption: 4/23. Laurel must deal with the consequences of taking Sara back to Nanda Parbat. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD)

9.00 Zoo SERIES FINALE 13/13. Jackson and the team make one last desperate attempt to ﬁnd a cure for the global animal pandemic. (S) ■ Repeated tomorrow on Sky2

10.00 Stop, Search, Seize 10/20. Documentary following the work of Ireland’s border force ofﬁcers as they ﬁght to stop gangs of organised smugglers from bringing in drugs, money, guns and cars. (R)(HD)(AD) 11.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime Documentary series following the work of police officers in Lincolnshire as they tackle crime. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m’t Air Ambulance ER (S) (R)(HD) 1.00am Air Ambulance ER (S)(R) 2.00 Road Wars (S)(HD) (AD) 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize (R)(AD) 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (S)(HD) 5.00-6.00am Stargate Atlantis (Series 4) (S)(HD)

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8.00pm Scrum V Sunday 8.45 Earth’s Wildest Waters: The Big Fish 9.45 FILM Looper: As NI. 11.30 Family Guy 12.15am Scrum V Sunday 1.00 Top Coppers 1.251.35am Previews

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S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

6.00am Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00 Cadw Cwmni gyda John Hardy 9.30 Becws 10.00 Teithiau Tramor Iolo 10.30 Dal Ati: Bore Da 11.30 Dal Ati: Dal Ati 12.30pm Rownd a Rownd 1.15 O’r Galon: Teulu 1.45 Ras yn Erbyn Amser 2.15 LIVE Clwb Rygbi 4.30 Top 14: Rygbi Ffrainc 5.00 Clwb 6.25 Coffau’r Cymry: Irac ac Affganistan 6.50 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 7.00 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 7.30 NEW Twm Morys: Ofn Cerdd Dant 8.00 NEW Y Cymro a Laddodd Richard III 9.00 NEW SERIES 35 Diwrnod 10.00 Dyddiadur Ellis: Y Claf Cyntaf 11.00-11.35pm Becws

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BBC4

SKY 115 VIR106 F’VIEW 7 F’SAT147 HD 115/210 HD163 HD 105 HD 106

SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT148 HD 116/211 HD164 HD 106 HD 107

7.00pm Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May each get the chance to try out a rearwheel-drive coupé.

8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride A former footballer hopes to give his ﬁancée the Wag wedding of her dreams, but his plans for a ceremony at Thorpe Park fail to meet the bride’s high standards.

9.00 FILM Blades of Glory

7.00pm Killer Whales: Beneath the Surface – Natural World A look at research into the lives of the marine mammals. (HD)(AD)

8.00 Dames of Classic Drama at the BBC SERIES FINALE 2/2. Archive footage of acting legends at early stages of their careers.

9.00 In Conversation SERIES FINALE 6/6. With actor Antony Sher and Greg Doran, Artistic Director of the Royal Shakespeare Company. (HD)

Slapstick sports comedy starring Will Ferrell and Jon Heder. Two ice-skating rivals who have been banned from 10.00 The Sky at Night: Second Earth NEW EDITION the sport for life make a Chris Lintott and Maggie comeback by teaming up as the ﬁrst all-male ﬁgure-skating Aderin-Pocock report on the discovery of the 2000th planet pair in history. (HD)(AD) outside the solar system. (HD) (2007, 12, 90min) ★★★

10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Highlights from the 2011 series. (HD)

10.30 Horizon: Asteroids – The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Recent discoveries

about asteroids. (HD) 11.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (HD) 11.30 Family Guy 12.15am 11.30 Horizon: Solar Storms – The Threat to Planet Earth (HD) American Dad! (HD) 12.40 (AD) 12.30am Sings Dylan 1.10 Family Guy 1.00 Rent a Cop James May at the Edge of Space (HD) 1.30 Together (HD) 2.00 (AD) 1.40 Madness in the Is This Rape? Sex on Trial (HD) Desert: Paris to Dakar Rally 2.403.00 Asian Provocateur (HD)(AD) 3.40am In Conversation (SL) 3.30-4.00am The Fear (HD)

ITV2

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122

6.00am Emmerdale (SL)(HD) 6.00am How I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 6.20 Baby Daddy 8.40 Coronation Street (SL) (HD) 7.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) (HD)(AD) 11.40 The X Factor 8.00 The Goldbergs (HD)(AD) (HD) 2.00pm The Almost 9.00 Made in Chelsea (HD) Impossible Gameshow (HD) 10.00 Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 3.00 FILM Nim’s Island: Family 12.30pm FILM The Spy Next adventure comedy starring Door: Action comedy starring Abigail Breslin. (HD)(AD) (2008, Jackie Chan. (HD) (2010, PG, U, 96min) ★★★ 4.55 FILM 94min) ★★ 2.20 Rude(ish) Space Jam: Comedy fantasy Tube Shorts (HD) 2.30 Couples starring Michael Jordan. (HD) Come Dine with Me (HD) 4.30 (AD) (1996, U, 87min) ★★★ The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD)

6.40 FILM Kindergarten Cop Comedy thriller starring

Arnold Schwarzenegger as a detective who goes undercover disguised as a playschool teacher. With Penelope Ann Miller. (HD)(AD) (1990, 15, 111min) ★★★

9.00 The Xtra Factor NEW EDITION Melvin Odoom and Rochelle Humes go behind the scenes on the results show. (HD)

10.00 FILM 2 Fast 2 Furious Action thriller sequel starring Paul Walker and Tyrese. A former cop and his ex-con friend set out to clear their names by going undercover to inﬁltrate the world of a drug baron. (HD) (AD) (2003, 12, 108min) ★★

6.00-8.00 The Big Bang Theory 23/24. Penny gets ﬁred from the movie. (HD)(AD) 6.30 24/24. Sheldon is upset. (Series 7) (HD)(AD) 7.00 1/24. Leonard and Amy travel to Arizona to pick up Sheldon. (Series 8) (HD)(AD) 7.30 3/24. The guys’ skills are tested by a ﬂat tyre. (Series 9) (HD)(AD)

8.00 FILM Night at the Museum 2 Fantasy comedy sequel starring Ben Stiller, Amy Adams and Owen Wilson. A former museum security guard has to rescue his pals, a group of exhibits who come to life at night, when they are moved to Washington DC. (HD)(AD) (2009, PG, 104min) ★★★

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Bull-E: Homer gets arrested for bullying Flanders. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 Mathlete’s Feat: Lisa joins a mathematics team, leading to an epic battle with her Waverly Hills rivals. (S)(R)(HD)

2.00pm Getaways 2.20 LIVE Ulster Rugby 4.30-4.45 Points of View 9.00 Minding Our Language 9.30 FILM Looper (2012, 15) ★★★★ 11.20 Sunday Politics 11.45pm-12.00m’t Coast

BBC3

Sunday

4.50-9.40am Milkshake! 9.40am Football League Tonight The weekend’s highlights. (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 News Special: Remembrance Sunday (S)(HD) 11.05 The Secret Life of Pets The puppies take their first steps. (S)(R)(HD) 11.35 FILM The Town Christmas Forgot Festive family drama. (S)(HD) (2010, PG, 105min) ★★ 1.20pm FILM The Christmas Bunny Festive family drama. (S)(HD) (2010, PG, 115min) ★★ 3.15 FILM Defending Santa Festive drama. (S) (2013, U, 110min) ★★ 5.05 News (S)(HD) 5.10 FILM Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Adventure with Kevin Costner. (S)(HD) (1991, PG, 175min) ★★

SKY1

Sunday

12.10am Viral Tap: Topical 10.05 The Inbetweeners (AD) 11.15 comedy show. (HD) 12.55 The IT Crowd (AD) 12.15am First Reality Bites (HD) 1.40 Totally Dates (HD) 1.15 Drifters (HD) Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.50 Chewing Gum (HD) 2.25 (HD) 2.05-2.15am Ariana Tattoos After Dark (HD) 3.15Grande: The Hot Desk (HD) 6.00am Hollyoaks (SL)(HD)(AD)

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SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

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SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 45

SUNDAY SKY LIVING

SKY ATLANTIC

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SKY 108 HD 108/222

Sunday

6.00am Best of Nothing to Declare 7.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA (HD) 9.00-11.30 Nothing to Declare: Back-to-back editions. 11.30 Sportswomen (HD) 12.00noon Grey’s Anatomy: Double bill of the medical drama. (Series 11) (HD) 2.00-5.00pm CSI: Triple bill. (Series 1&3) (HD) 5.00-7.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line: Back-to-back editions of the series. (HD)

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

Entertainment GOLD SKY VIRGIN 110 126

6.00am Friday Night Lights (HD) 7.00-9.00 Seinfeld: Back-toback episodes. (HD) 9.00am2.00pm The West Wing: Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 2.00pm Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer (HD) 3.00 Without a Trace: Double bill. (Series 2) (HD) 5.00 Blue Bloods: This Way Out: 23/23. (Series 3) (HD) 6.00 Unwritten Rules: 1/22. A police officer is killed during a robbery. (Series 4) (HD)

7.00am ’Allo ’Allo! Double bill. 8.00am-1.30pm Only Fools and Horses: Back-to-back episodes of the sitcom. 1.30-3.30pm Last of the Summer Wine: Wesley and Barry devise a plan. 2.10 Wesley makes a trolley. 2.50 Glenda receives a present. 3.30-7.55 Only Fools and Horses: Back-to-back episodes of the sitcom, including at: 6.50 Del faces an explosive situation.

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ITV3

ITV4

SKY 111 VIRGIN 128 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.10am Three Men in More Than One Boat 8.00-1.00pm Ice Road Truckers (HD) 1.00-4.00pm Storage Hunters UK: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 4.00 Dynamo: Magician Impossible (HD) 5.00 NEW SERIES The Indestructibles: Action-sports challenge series. (HD) 5.30 The Indestructibles NEW EDITION (HD) 6.00 NEW SERIES Red Bull X-Fighters: Freestyle motocross. (HD)

6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.10 Rising Damp 7.00 Heartbeat 9.05 Inspector Morse 11.20 Rosemary & Thyme 12.25pm Columbo: Negative Reaction (HD) 2.30 Jane Eyre: Classic drama starring Samantha Morton. (HD) 4.45 Midsomer Murders: Sins of Commission: An author is murdered. 6.50 Sunday Night at the Palladium: With Maroon 5, Earth, Wind & Fire and Ella Henderson. (HD)

6.00am Ax Men (HD) 7.20 The Professionals 9.25 Minder 11.25 The Big Fish Off (HD) 12.25-2.15pm Pawn Stars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 2.15 The Car Chasers: Double bill. (HD) 3.20 FILM Red River: Epic Western starring John Wayne. (HD) (1948, b/w, U, 133min) ★★★★★ 6.00 British Touring Car Championship: A look back at the 2015 season, which featured 10 meetings. (HD)

NEW 12.00 Grey’s Anatomy

10.10 A History of…

11.00 The League of…

7.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC Fredrik returns to Sweden, Michael lands his biggest listing yet, and Ryan throws a party to sell a Soho palace. (HD) 8.00 Chicago Fire We Called Her Jellybean: 21/23. Evidence at a ﬁre points toward an arsonist and rapist in New York. (Series 3) (HD)

7.00 Blue Bloods The City That Never Sleeps: 2/22. A ﬁlm star is attacked and stabbed while shadowing Danny as research for a role. (HD) 8.00 To Protect and Serve: 3/22. Danny becomes the lead negotiator when a suspect holds Erin’s courtroom at gunpoint. (Series 4) (HD)

9.00 Stalker Manhunt: 3/20. A bride is attacked by a sniper during her wedding ceremony. (HD)

9.00 The Affair 3/12. Noah’s devotion to Alison has big consequences, while Alison makes some surprising realisations about sustaining a marriage. (Series 2) (HD)

10.00 Bones The Recluse in the Recliner: 24/24. Booth investigates a possible conspiracy inside the FBI. (Series 9) (HD) 11.00 CSI (HD) 1.00am Elementary (HD) 1.50 Grey’s Anatomy (HD) 4.20-6.00am Emergency Abroad (HD)

10.10 FILM A History of Violence: Thriller starring Viggo Mortensen and Maria Bello. (HD) (2005, 18, 96min) ★★★ 12.05am The Leftovers 1.15-3.00 Curb Your Enthusiasm (HD) 3.00 Vegas 4.00-6.00am Seinfeld (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

+1 hour SKY 170

REAL LIVES SKY VIRG 172 160 6.00-11.00am Animal Hoarding: Back-to-back editions. 11.00 Four Weddings 12.00noon Nothing to Declare 12.30-6.00pm My Kitchen Rules: Australia: Backto-back editions of the series. 6.00 Fat Families: Helping a single father and his sons lose weight. 7.00 Fat Families Steve Miller visits Essex to help the Huzzeys lose weight. 8.00-11.00 NY ER Backto-back editions following the work of the NewYorkPresbyterian Hospital’s A&E department. 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Inside Spearmint Rhino 1.30 Sin Cities 2.00 Red Shoe Diaries 2.30 Most Shocking 3.30 Most Haunted Extra 4.00 Sing Date 5.00-6.00am Nurses VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

46 TV&Satellite Week

SKY2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00am Monkey Life 7.00 Road Wars 9.00am2.00pm Hawaii Five-0: Back-to-back episodes. 2.00-7.00pm Stargate SG-1: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 3) 7.00 Supergirl Pilot: 1/8. 8.00 The Muppets 3/13. Kermit struggles to be both Fozzie’s boss and his best friend. 8.30 Modern Family 3/24. Phil helps Haley persuade Claire to let Dylan move in. (Series 7) 9.00 Trollied 1/8. Gavin relays the news that rival chain Lauda is due to open on Valco’s patch. (Series 5) 9.30 After Hours 1/6. Comedy drama. 10.00 Bring the Noise 11.00 Legends 12.00m’t Hawaii Five-0 2.00am Brit Cops: Rapid Response 5.006.00am Animal House

7.55 Only Fools and Horses Del is invited to a school reunion at the Nag’s Head organised by old adversary Roy Slater, who has recently been released from prison.

9.00 Gavin & Stacey Nessa goes into labour a month early. 9.40 Gavin & Stacey – Christmas Special The Wests join the Shipmans on Christmas Eve for one of Mick’s famous turkey dinners, but Gavin and Stacey’s announcement dampens the mood.

5.00

The Indestructibles

7.00 Storage Hunters UK Sean Kelly oversees UK bidders looking for treasures in Essex. (HD) 7.30 The bidders head to Birmingham. (HD) 8.00 Top Gear The Porsche Panamera is tested against the Royal Mail’s delivery service, and Usain Bolt is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. 9.00 Blackadder II Edmund embarks on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope. 9.40 Blackadder the Third Edmund gets caught up in the French Revolution. 10.20 Blackadder Goes Forth Captain Blackadder organises a stage show.

9.00

Joanna Lumley…

9.00

Eraser

British Touring Car Championship (started at 6.00pm)

7.55 Wycliffe Old Crimes, New Times: The collapse of a seemingly airtight prosecution case reﬂects badly on the detective. (HD) 9.00 Joanna Lumley: The Search for Noah’s Ark An expedition to unearth what is thought to be the biblical vessel’s ﬁnal resting place. (HD)

11.00 The League of Gentlemen 12.20am Psychoville 2 1.40 The League of Gentlemen 2.50-4.00am Psychoville 2

11.00 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You (HD) 1.00-2.55am Red Dwarf (Series 2) 2.55-4.00am Hoff the Record (HD)

10.30 Birds of a Feather (HD) 11.00 FILM Out of Sight: Offbeat romantic thriller starring George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez. (HD) (1998, 15, 122min) ★★★★ 1.25am Agatha Christie’s Marple (HD) 3.00 Doctor at Large 3.25 ITV3 Nightscreen (HD) 3.406.00am Emmerdale (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 127

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 214 129

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

8.00 Premiership Rugby Union Action from the fourth round of ﬁxtures, including Northampton Saints v Saracens, and Wasps v Gloucester. (HD) 9.00 FILM Eraser Action thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a federal marshal who comes up against a deadly hi-tech weapon when he tries to protect a witness. With James Caan. (HD) (1996, 15, 114min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.20 FILM The Wicker Man: Cult horror starring Edward Woodward. (HD) (1973, 15, 99min) ★★★★★ 1.15am Whisker Wars (HD) 2.103.00am I Want That Car (HD)

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SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

SKY 109 VIRG 124 HD 109/245 HD 191

SKY 132 VIRG 130 HD 132/247 HD 200

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

ITV ENCORE

6.00-8.00am Motorway Patrol: Back-to-back editions. 8.00 Air Rescue 9.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 11.00am-5.30pm Monkey Life: Back-to-back editions of the series. 5.30pm LIVE NFL Carolina Panthers v Green Bay Packers: Kick-off is at 6.00. 9.15 Criminal Minds Lo-Fi: 20/20. Apparently random shootings take place in New York. (Series 3) 10.15 Police Force: Australia Double bill following the work of Australian police forces. 11.15 Real Prison Breaks 12.15am Brit Cops: Rapid Response 1.15 Road Wars 2.10 Alaska State Troopers 3.05 Hard Time 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.006.00am Monkey Life

6.10-9.00am Who Do You Think You Are? Triple bill. (HD) 9.00am-1.00pm Tipping Point: Backto-back editions. (HD) 1.00-5.00pm Doctor Who: Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 5.00 Sky Cops 6.00 Honey I Bought the House 7.00-11.00 CSI: NY Tri-Borough: 11/23. A body is found on a subway track. (HD) 8.00 Recycling: 12/23. A dog trainer is killed. (HD) 9.00 Tanglewood: 13/23. Mac and Stella investigate a dangerous gang. (HD) 10.00 Blood, Sweat and Tears: 14/23. A corpse in a box turns up on the beach. (Series 1) (HD) 11.00 CSI: NY (HD) 12.00m’t Real Rescues 1.00am Being Human USA (HD) 2.303.00am Oddities (HD)

7.10am Diagnosis Murder 10.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (HD) 12.00noon Dalziel & Pascoe: Glory Days. 2.00pm Judge John Deed 4.00 Dalziel & Pascoe 6.00 Judge John Deed 8.00 New Tricks The Little Brother: Brian helps Esther’s friend find her missing brother. (HD) 9.00 Cry Me a River: The team investigates the unsolved murder of a pornographer. (HD) 10.10 Inspector George Gently The Lost Child: The adopted child of a middle-class couple is kidnapped and suspicion immediately falls upon the natural mother. (HD) 12.10am Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries: Double bill. (HD) 2.15-3.30am Ripper Street (HD)

9.00am The Bachelor USA 10.45 Big Rich Texas (HD) 12.35-6.00pm The Real Housewives of Orange County: Backto-back editions. (HD) 6.00 Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding NEW EDITION (HD) 6.30 The Only Way Is Essex (HD) 7.15 The Only Way Is Essex Reality show. (HD) 8.00 The Real Housewives of Cheshire (HD) 9.00 The Real Housewives of New York City NEW EDITION Ramona gives away Sonja’s secrets. (HD) 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex NEW EDITION Reality series. (HD) 10.50 Ladies of London The women deal with the fallout from New Year’s Eve. (HD) 11.50pm-12.40am The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

6.00am The Encore Hour 9.00 Robin of Sherwood 10.00 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 10.55 Brideshead Revisited (HD) 12.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Maigret 3.10 Monsignor Renard 4.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (HD) 5.55 Kingdom 8.00 Kingdom 5/6. A group of travellers riles a horse trainer. (Series 1) 9.00 The Americans March 8,1983: 13/13. A trip lands Elizabeth and Paige in treacherous territory. (Series 3) (HD) 10.00 Vera The Deer Hunters: A suspected poacher is found dead from a single gunshot wound. (HD) 12.05am Monroe (HD) 1.05-4.00 Kidnap and Ransom (HD) 4.006.00am The Encore Hour

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 153 159

VIRG +1 hour SKY 213 125

SKY VIRG +1 hour 226 131

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 158

SKY +1 hour 208

SKY 123 HD 123/269

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8 November SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

10.00 Law & Order: SVU

7.30 Come Dine with Me A retired police ofﬁcer hosts the ﬁnal dinner party in Stockport. (HD) 8.00 Car SOS Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend restore a historic racing car, an Austin Healey Sprite, which has been in a garage since 1968.

7.00 Battle Creek Old Flames: 5/13. Russ and Milt investigate multiple suspects when Guziewicz’s house is burned down. (HD) 8.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Mother: 3/25. A psychiatrist suffers a near-fatal assault. (Series 5) (HD)

7.00 NCIS Patience: 19/24. A 40-year-old airport bombing cold case ﬁnally gets a new lead when a petty ofﬁcer is murdered. (HD) 8.00 No Good Deed: 20/24. DiNozzo has to work with Zoe on a case and also faces introducing her to his father. (Series 12) (HD)

8.00 Friends 24/25. Part one of two. Chandler plans a romantic proposal. (HD) 8.30 25/25. Part two of two. Monica is in demand. (Series 6) (HD) 9.00 Live at the Apollo Nina Conti hosts an evening of stand-up comedy, introducing routines by Rob Beckett and Jimeoin. (HD)

9.00 Nazi Megastructures The battleships Bismarck and Tirpitz, which were larger and faster than any other military vessels of the time.

9.00 NCIS Chimera: 6/19. The unit investigates the death of a sailor serving on a research vessel engaged in a top-secret mission. (Series 5) (HD)

9.00 Da Vinci’s Demons NEW EPISODE Modus Operandi: 3/10. Leonardo makes an alliance with Riario while investigating a murder. (Series 3) (HD)

10.00 Michael McIntyre’s Showtime: Stand-up comedy from the O2 in London. (HD) 11.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 12.00m’t Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central (HD) 12.30am Lip Sync Battle: Anne Hathaway v Emily Blunt (HD) 1.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 2.00 Workaholics (HD) 2.30 Broad City (HD) 3.00-5.00am Two and a Half Men (HD)

10.50 FILM The Relic: Horror thriller starring Tom Sizemore. (HD) (1996, 15, 109min) ★★★ 1.00am Haven (HD) 2.00 Lost Girl (HD) 3.00 Legend Quest (HD) 4.006.00am FILM Age of Ice (HD) (2014, 15, 85min) ★

10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners: A garden designer from Hastings heads to Dorset to tackle a retired businesswoman’s clutter. (HD) 11.05 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Nazi Megastructures 2.05 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (HD) 3.10-3.40am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (HD)

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NEW EPISODE Institutional Fail: Changes are afoot that will affect the team, who investigate a case of child neglect. (Series 17) (HD) 11.00pm-2.00am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Triple bill. (HD) 2.00 White Collar (HD) 4.00 Necessary Roughness (HD) 5.006.00am Boston Legal (HD)

11.10 The Walking Dead (HD) 12.25am American Dad! (HD) 1.25 Family Guy (HD) 2.25 American Dad! (HD) 3.25 Family Guy (HD) 4.255.10am American Dad! (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 139 196

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

7.00 FILM Mythica: A Quest for Heroes Fantasy adventure starring Melanie Stone and Kevin Sorbo. An aspiring wizard gathers a band of heroes to help her save her friend from the clutches of a monstrous ogre. (HD) (2015, 12, 88min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00 FILM Lake Placid 2 Monster movie sequel starring John Schneider and Sarah Laﬂeur. A small lakeside community is menaced by a nest of giant crocodiles. (HD) (2007, 15, 84min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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8.00am Monk (Series 3) (HD) 9.00am-2.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back episodes, including at: 1.00pm Royals and Loyals: 4/24. The team investigates the murder of a petty officer. (Series 8) (HD) 2.00-7.00pm The Mentalist: Back-to-back episodes, including at: 6.00 My Bloody Valentine: 12/24. Van Pelt’s life is placed in danger while investigating a mobster’s death. (Series 4) (HD)

9.00

6.00am In Search of Chopin (HD) 7.15 Live from Wigmore Hall (HD) 8.00 Omnibus: Leonard Bernstein On – What Makes Opera Grand? 9.45 Hollywood: Singing and Dancing 11.00 Levitated Mass (HD) 12.00noon Landscape Artist of the Year (HD) 1.00pm South Bank Show Originals 2.00 Alfie Boe: Storyteller (HD) 4.15 The South Bank Show (HD) 5.15 Classic Albums (HD) 6.30 Pixies Live at Eurockeennes (HD)

Da Vinci’s Demons

10.10 Tyrant Mark of Cain: 1/12. Political family drama starring Adam Rayner. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00

Pixies Live at Eurockeennes (started at 6.30pm)

8.00 Talks Music Malcolm Gerrie is joined by Blondie’s Debbie Harry and Chris Stein. (HD)

9.00 David Bowie: Glass Spider Tour A 1987 concert at the Sydney Entertainment Centre, with the singer performing hits including The Jean Genie, Rebel Rebel, Let’s Dance, Heroes and Fame. 11.15 Discovering: David Bowie (HD) 12.15am The Art of the Joy of Sex (HD) 1.15 Casting By 3.00 Inside the Actors Studio: 250th Anniversary (HD) 4.45 South Bank Masterclasses: Abi Morgan (HD) 5.006.00am British Legends of Stage and Screen (HD)

CBS ACTION

CBS DRAMA

4SEVEN

5USA

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 74 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 195 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 184 189 61 142

8.30am Tomorrow’s World 9.00am-2.00pm Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Back-to-back episodes. 2.00pm The High Chaparral 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 FILM The Legend of Butch and Sundance: Westernn starring David Rogers. (2004, PG, 87min) ★★ 8.00 The Defenders Nevada v Senator Harper: 5/18. A state senator becomes involved in a murder investigation. 9.00 NCIS The Good Wives Club: 2/23. The team investigates mummified remains found in a disused compound. 10.00 Vanished: 3/23. A Marine helicopter is discovered abandoned in a crop circle. (Series 2) 11.00pm-2.00am NCIS: Triple bill. (Series 2) 2.006.00am Nash Bridges: Back-to-back episodes.

7.30am The Key of David 8.00am-1.00pm Matlock: Back-to-back episodes. 1.00-5.00pm Dallas: Back-to-back episodes of the series. 5.00 FILM Dallas: JR Returns: Drama. (1996, PG, 90min) ★★ 6.50 FILM Dallas: War of the Ewings: Drama. (1998, PG, 82min) ★★ 8.30 Judge Judy Real-life small-claims cases. 9.00 A Gifted Man In Case of (Re)Birth: 11/16. A teenage mother abandons her newborn baby at the clinic. 10.00 In Case of Blind Spots: 12/16. Michael saves a man from drowning and learns his identity is a mystery. 11.00pm-1.55am Californication: Back-toback episodes. 1.55am A Gifted Man 3.505.00am Judge Judy

9.00am-2.30pm Come Dine with Me: Back-toback editions of the series. (HD) 2.30pm Food Unwrapped (HD) 3.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun: Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Location, Location, Location: Double bill of the series. 7.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two couples in Edinburgh. 8.00 The Secret Life of 4 Year Olds (HD) 9.00 24 Hours in A&E A young girl is kicked in the head by a horse. (HD) 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (HD) 11.55 Catastrophe (HD) 12.25am Prison Night (HD) 2.00 Kitchen Impossible with Michel Roux Jr (HD) 2.55 My Psychic Life (HD) 3.504.50am The Secret Life of 4 Year Olds (HD)

7.00am Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 10.20 Columbo: Prescription Murder 12.25pm Columbo: By Dawn’s Early Light 2.30 Columbo: Make Me a Perfect Murder 4.30 Columbo: Murder Under Glass: Mystery. 6.00 NCIS 7.00 NCIS Worst Nightmare: 2/24. The team looks for a kidnapped girl. (Series 8) 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans The List: 19/24. A sailor is shot in the champagne room of a strip club. 9.00 CSI: Cyber The Evil Twin: 6/13. A young woman’s body is found at a New York hotel. 10.00 CSI (Series 14) 11.00 CSI: Miami 11.55 CSI: NY (Series 8) 12.55am CSI: NY – Killing Spree 1.55 CSI: Miami 2.55-3.00am Access

9.00am Gilmore Girls 9.55am-2.30pm My Wife and Kids 2.30pm FILM The Wedding Date: Romantic comedy. (2004, 12, 89min) ★ 4.10 FILM Arthur and the Invisibles: Fantasy. (2006, U, 94min) ★★ 6.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 7.00 Eamonn & Ruth: How the Other Half Lives 8.00 The Killer Next Door: Countdown to Murder Joanna Yeates. 9.00 Psychopath: The Nazi Killer Peter Moore. 10.00 Crimes That Shook Britain: Lin & Megan Russell 11.00 The Thriller Killers: Born to Kill? 12.00m’t Fred and Rose: House of Horrors 1.00am Wentworth Prison 2.003.00am Ridiculousness NEW EDITIONS

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6.00am FILM A Holiday for Love: Romantic drama. (1996, U, 90min) ★★ 8.00am-1.00pm Touched by an Angel: Back-to-back episodes. 1.00pm FILM A Christmas Visitor: Festive drama. (2002, PG, 100min) ★★ 3.00 FILM The Christmas Card: Romantic drama. (2006, PG, 84min) ★★ 5.00 FILM A Christmas Without Snow: Drama starring Michael Learned. (1980, U, 92min) ★★ 7.00-9.00 M*A*S*H Back-to-back episodes. 9.00 FILM Whose Child is This? The War for Baby Jessica Fact-based drama with Susan Dey. (1993, PG, 93min) ★★ 11.00 FILM Stolen Babies: Fact-based drama. (1993, PG, 100min) ★★★ 1.003.00am FILM Somebody to Love: Urban drama. (1994, 18, 102min) ★★

David Bowie…

TRUE ENT

Sunday

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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9.00 Nazi Megastructures

Mythica: A Quest…

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6.00am Major Crimes (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol: Double bill. (HD) 10.00am-2.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 2.00-5.00pm Law & Order: Triple bill. (Series 17) (HD) 5.00 Necessary Roughness: There’s The Door: 16/16. Drama. (Series 2) (HD) 6.00 Major Crimes: Wish You Were Here: 9/23. The team investigates a disturbing online video. (Series 4) (HD)

7.00

FILM Gnomeo & Juliet (ﬁlm started at 6.20pm)

FOX

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8.55am Location, Location, Location: Double bill of the series. (HD) 11.05 Homes by the Sea (HD) 12.05pm Great Canal Journeys (HD) 1.10-2.45 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals: Triple bill. (HD) 2.45-5.25 Four in a Bed: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 5.25-7.30 Come Dine with Me: Back-to-back editions, including at: 6.55 An American-themed dinner party in Stockport. (HD)

6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Legend Quest (HD) 12.00noon FILM Dragonquest: Fantasy adventure with Daniel Bonjour. (HD) (2009, 12, 90min) ★★ 2.00pm FILM Wing Commander: Adventure. (HD) (1999, PG, 100min) ★ 4.00 FILM Titan A.E: Animated sci-fi adventure featuring the voice of Matt Damon. (HD) (2000, PG, 94min) ★★★ 6.00 The Librarians (HD)

Gnomeo & Juliet

UNIVERSAL

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SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165

8.00am-6.20pm Friends: Back-to-back episodes, including at 5.50pm 23/25. Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica. (Series 6) (HD) 6.20 FILM Gnomeo & Juliet: Animated comedy with the voices of James McAvoy and Emily Blunt. Shakespeare’s classic love story is retold with garden ornaments. (HD) (2011, U, 83min) ★★★

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DRAMA SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 20 158 190 7.10-11.00am The Bill: Back-to-back episodes. 11.00am-3.00pm Vanity Fair: Triple bill. 3.00pm Catherine Cookson’s A Dinner of Herbs 6.00 Crusoe 7.00 Murdoch Mysteries Dial M for Murdoch: A telephone operator hears a woman being killed. 8.00 The Pinkertons NEW EPISODE The Devil’s Trade: 11/22. Kate and Will are hired by a troupe of spiritualists. 9.00 Silent Witness Judgement: The body of a member of the Jewish Hasidic community is discovered, and the team agrees to perform a ‘dry’ post mortem to respect the wishes of his faith. 11.10 Between the Lines 12.10am Crusoe 1.10 The Pinkertons 2.104.00am Garden Makers: Back-to-back editions.

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SUNDAY DISCOVERY

ANIMAL PLANET

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6.00am How It’s Made 7.00 100 Miles From Nowhere (HD) 8.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 9.00 Sons of Winter (HD) 10.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) 11.00 Yukon Men (HD) 12.00noon Airplane Repo (HD) 1.00pm River Monsters (HD) 2.00 Wild Planet (HD) 3.00 Nasa’s Unexplained Files (HD) 4.00 Curiosity (HD) 5.00 Incredible Engineering Blunders: Fixed (HD) 6.00 North America (HD)

Sunday

Documentaries

6.00am The Zoo: Double bill. (HD) 7.00-9.00 The Zoo: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 9.00am-6.00pm Give Me Shelter: Back-to-back editions, including at: 5.00pm Fourteen dogs are saved from being euthanised. (HD) 5.30 Caroline organises a puppy fashion show. (HD) 6.00pm My Cat from Hell: A cat struggles to control its bladder in a multi-milliondollar dream home. (HD)

NEW

8.00

HISTORY

NAT GEOGRAPHIC SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 HD 526/543 HD 268 8.00am Finding Atlantis (HD) 9.00 $400 Million Emerald Mystery (HD) 10.00 Two Million Year Old Boy (HD) 11.00 Columbus’s Cursed Colony (HD) 12.00noon Untamed Americas (HD) 1.00pm Egypt: Secret Chambers Revealed 2.00 Elizabeth I’s War on Terror (HD) 3.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 4.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 5.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 6.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD)

SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270 8.00am-6.00pm Pawn Stars: Back-to-back editions of the series, including at: 4.30pm Chumlee gets a birthday surprise. (HD) 5.00 Rick checks out merchandise from the film Wayne’s World. (HD) 5.30 Chumlee checks out a Pietro Facchetti etching. (HD) 6.00pm Mountain Men: Rich Lewis urgently searches for a lost friend, and Marty makes use of a specific set of skills to catch his prey. (HD)

EDEN

YESTERDAY SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 19 537 245 6.05am The Re-Inventors 6.30 Who Do You Think You Are? Double bill. 8.00 Yellowstone: Double bill. 10.00 Oceans: Double bill. 12.00noon Flight of the Rhino 1.00-4.00pm The Private Life of Plants: Triple bill of the series. 4.00 Oceans 5.00-7.00 Keeping Up Appearances: Hyacinth’s picnic plans backfire. 5.40 Richard dreads early retirement. 6.20 Rose behaves outrageously.

SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am Tarsier Tales: Double bill. (HD) 10.00 Deadly 60: Double bill. 11.00 Tiger – Spy in the Jungle (HD) 12.00noon Nature’s Miracle Orphans: Ellie Harrison and Max Hug Williams meet orphaned animals. (HD) 1.00-7.00pm Secrets of the Earth: Back-to-back editions, including at: 6.00 A look at asteroids, comets and space debris, and the havoc they can cause. (HD)

NEW

Tony Robinson’s…

7.00

7.00 Tony Robinson’s World War One Unprecedented technologies that made the conﬂict bloodier. (HD)

My Cat from Hell

10.00 Breakthrough

6.00

Mountain Men

9.00

Great British…

12.00 Nature’s Miracle…

7.00 Yellowstone Wildlife inhabiting the American national park, beginning as several species struggle to survive a freezing six-month winter. 8.00 Summer returns, transforming the park from an icy wilderness into the ideal environment for newborn animals.

7.00-11.00 Secrets of the Earth A look at invasive species, including pythons in the Everglades and snakeheads in the Potomac River. (HD) 8.00 Examining the creation of the Earth 4.5 billion years ago, and what could become of it in the future. (HD)

9.00 Storage Wars The buyers visit auctions in Rancho Cucamonga. (HD) 9.30 Rene puts a secret strategy to the test. (HD)

9.00 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo visits the world’s ﬁrst iron bridge in Shropshire. 9.30 Travelling from Chester to Conwy.

9.00 A look at earthquakes and the possible causes by man-made activity, including dams, reservoirs, mines and fracking. (HD)

10.00 Hunting Hitler An investigation into whether Adolf Hitler might have survived World War Two. (HD)

10.00 The Joy of Sets – The Model Railway Story Exploring the popularity of train replicas.

10.00 As 6.00pm. (HD)

8.00 NEW SERIES Tony Robinson’s Wild West Unseen 3D images of the mythologised and sanitised Wild West. See feature, page17 (HD)

7.00 My Cat from Hell Behaviourist Jackson Galaxy offers his advice on two cats seemingly intent on destroying their home. (HD) 8.00 Animal Cops Detroit Ofﬁcers rise to the challenge of removing a Rottweiler and an alligator from a house following a drugs raid.

7.00 Ice Road Rescue Bjorn has to work in heavy snowfall as he deals with frozen fuel tanks and troublesome reindeer. (HD) 8.00 Crossing the Ice Two adventurers race to be the ﬁrst people to cross Antarctica to the South Pole unassisted. (HD)

9.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier NEW EDITION On the spring cattle drive, Otto and the others must innovate to protect their calves. (HD)

9.00 Finding Bigfoot The enthusiasts are conﬁdent that a juvenile Bigfoot was the cause of unexplained markings on a Texas trackway. (HD)

9.00 Area 51: The CIA’s Secret Files An exposé of activity at the Groom Lake Testing Facility. (HD)

10.00 Gunslingers NEW EPISODE 4/6. Docu-drama focusing on Bass Reeves. (HD) 11.00 The Krays: The Prison Years (HD) 12.00m’t Ice Pilots (HD) 1.00am Tony Robinson’s Wild West (HD) 2.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 3.00 Gunslingers (HD) 3.50 The Krays: The Prison Years (HD) 4.40-6.00am How It’s Made: Triple bill.

10.00 Tanked: The brothers build an aquarium for former Guns N’ Roses guitarist DJ Ashba. (HD) 11.00 Bondi Vet: Dr Chris desperately tries to save the life of a foal. (HD) 12.00m’t Animal Cops Detroit 1.00am Finding Bigfoot (HD) 2.00 Voodoo Sharks (HD) 3.00-5.30 Whale Wars: Triple bill of the series. (HD) 5.30-6.00am Bondi Vet

10.00 NEW SERIES Breakthrough: High-profile film directors showcase the work of scientists involved in cutting-edge projects. (HD) 11.00 Brain Surgery Live (HD) 1.00am Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 2.00 Finding Atlantis (HD) 3.00 $400 Million Emerald Mystery (HD) 4.00-5.00am Two Million Year Old Boy (HD)

11.00 The Curse of Oak Island (HD) 12.00m’t Ice Road Truckers (HD) 1.00am Hunting Hitler (HD) 2.00-5.00am Pawn Stars: Back-to-back editions. (HD)

11.00 Museum Secrets 12.00m’t Walter’s War 1.00am Victorian Farm 2.003.00am London: A Tale of Two Cities with Dan Cruickshank

11.00pm-4.40am Secrets of the Earth: Back-to-back editions of the series. (HD) 4.40am Tiger – Spy in the Jungle (HD) 5.30-6.00am Hurricane Hunters (HD)

+1 hour SKY 521

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VIRGIN 252

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DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD SKY VIRG 535 262

SKY VIRG 525 259

6.00am-7.00pm World War Two: The Complete History: Back-to-back editions of the series. 7.00pm Secrets of the Blitz The physical and emotional impact of the Blitz bombings. 8.00 Churchill’s Toyshop Scientists working on secret weapons during World War Two. 9.00 Spirits of the Somme Work being carried out to commemorate the Battle of the Somme. 10.00 World War Two: The Final Hours Colourised footage. 11.00 The Falklands War 1.00am Churchill’s Toyshop 2.00 Spirits of the Somme 3.00 World War Two: The Final Hours 4.00-6.00am The Falklands War

6.00am How Stuff’s Made: Double bill. 7.00 Mythbusters: Double bill. 9.00 How Do They Do It? Double bill. 10.00 Food Factory: Double bill. 11.00 Superhuman Science: Double bill. 12.00noon-7.00pm World’s Strangest: Back-to-back editions. 7.00pm Mythbusters Double bill of the series. 9.00 How It’s Made: Dream Cars Double bill. 10.00 The Unexplained Files The disappearance of pilot Fred Valentich following his supposed encounter with aliens. 11.00 Mountain Monsters 12.00m’t-5.30am Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman: Back-to-back editions of the series. 5.30-6.00am Mind Control Freaks

SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 263

VIRG +1 hour SKY 557 260

48 TV&Satellite Week

SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 HD 528/544 HD 265

7.00 The Curse of Oak Island Rick and Marty try to ﬁnd another entrance to the Money Pit. (HD)

8.00 Ice Road Truckers A ﬁght for survival begins when two rival companies pull a cat train over the frozen Hudson Bay. (HD)

TURBO SKY VIRG 524 261

PBS AMERICA SKY VIRG FREESAT 534 276 160

8.00am Mother Croc (HD) 6.00am-7.00pm Wheeler 6.00am-7.30pm 9.00 Mother Warthog Dealers: Back-to-back Prohibition: Back-to-back (HD) 10.00 Eagle: editions of the series. editions of the series. Queen of the Skies (HD) 7.00-11.00pm Wheeler 7.30-11.05pm Prohibition 11.00 Leopard Queen Dealers Mike Brewer The early 1920s saw (HD) 12.00noon Tiger searches for the Bond shrewd gangsters make Queen (HD) 1.00pm Bug, a three-wheeled unprecedented profits in Elephant Queen (HD) 1970s British sports car. the beer trade, resulting 2.00 Hyena Queen (HD) 8.00 Mike travels to in violent territorial grabs 3.00 Mother Croc (HD) America in search for power in cities such 4.00 Mother Warthog of a Willys Jeep, but as Chicago and Detroit. (HD) 5.00 Leopard the vehicle he finds 8.45 During the midQueen (HD) 6.00 needs major repairs. 1920s, illegal alcoholWild Mozambique fuelled bars became a 9.00 Mike invests in a NEW EDITION (HD) symbol of city nightlife, rare 1967 amphibious 7.00 Wild Mara Following while gangsters peddling car, but it has some a migrating zebra the commodity gained underlying problems that mother and foal. (HD) wealth and notoriety. could eat away at his 10.00 The 1932 election potential profit margin. 8.00 Wild Mozambique Double bill. (HD) of Franklin D Roosevelt 10.00 Mike purchases a as president, which Mini Moke, which was 10.00 Wild 24: quickly led to steps being designed as an off-road Africa’s Savannah (HD) taken to end the 13-year military vehicle, for expert 11.00 Wild: Chile’s Atacama period of prohibition. mechanic Edd China to (HD) 12.00m’t Wild work on – before trying 11.05pm-4.05am Mozambique (HD) to sell it for a profit. Prohibition: Back-to-back 2.00am The Woman editions. 4.05am United Raised by Monkeys (HD) 11.00pm-6.00am States of Drinking 5.05Wheeler Dealers: Further 3.00-5.00am Secret Brazil: Double bill. (HD) 6.00am Hell on Hooves back-to-back editions.

CI SKY 553 VIRG HD 553/555 275 7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 8.00am-7.00pm Fatal Vows: Back-toback editions. (HD) 7.00pm Fatal Vows An obsessive husband. (HD) 8.00 The Forensic Squad The investigation that led to the conviction of serial killer Peter Tobin. (HD) 9.00 Measuring Evil: Britain’s Worst Killers NEW EDITION Professor David Wilson evaluates 20 of Britain’s most notorious killers. (HD) 10.00 Witness (HD) 11.00 A Town & Country Murder: The killing of male model Andre Nunes. (HD) 12.00m’t Measuring Evil: Britain’s Worst Killers (HD) 1.00am Witness (HD) 2.00 A Town & Country Murder (HD) 3.00-4.00am The Forensic Squad (HD) SKY +1 hour 554

H2 SKY VIRG 531 273 8.00am-12.00noon WWI: The First Modern War: Back-to-back editions. 12.00noon WWI: Top Guns 1.00pm Gallipoli from Above 2.00-7.00 The World Wars: Back-to-back editions of the series. 7.00 The World Wars A look at how the Allies claimed victory on the Normandy beaches. 8.00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama The story of the Battle of Hastings in 1066. 9.00 Ancient Aliens Investigating crop circles. 10.00 The Bible Rules What the Bible’s laws regarding sex reveal about life 3000 years ago. 11.00 Blood & Glory 12.00m’t Gangland 1.00am Ancient Aliens 2.00 The Bible Rules 3.00 Blood & Glory 4.00-5.00am A History of Britain by Simon Schama

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Lifestyle

8 November HOME

HOME & HEALTH SKY VIRGIN 240 284 6.00-9.00am Four Weddings US: Triple bill of the series. 9.00am-12.00noon Country House Rescue: Triple bill. 12.00noon Hospital Sydney: As shown at 8.00pm. 1.00-7.00pm Homes Under the Hammer: Back-to-back editions, including at: 6.00 Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore properties about to be auctioned, then talk to the buyers about their plans for the buildings.

Hospital Sydney

7.00 Homes Under the Hammer Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore properties in Southampton, London and south Wales. 8.00 Hospital Sydney A mother-of-two undergoes brain surgery, and an 86-year-old ballroom dancer has a hip replacement operation.

SKY 133 VIRGIN 278 HD 280 HD 133/255

7.00am Bargain Hunt 8.00am-12.00noon Escape to the Country: Back-toback editions of the series. 12.00noon-2.00pm DIY SOS: Back-to-back editions of the series. 2.00pm Bargain Hunt 4.00-6.00 DIY SOS: Back-to-back editions. 6.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea: A couple who are currently living in separate places look for a house in East Sussex where they can be together.

7.00

Fantasy Homes by…

7.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea Catherine Gee comes to the aid of a management consultant looking for the perfect property in Portugal. 8.00 Bargain Hunt Two teams are challenged to scour an antiques fair in Peterborough and pick up bargains with an agricultural theme.

6.00am Highlights 10.00 The Great British Bake Off – The Final (HD) 11.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers (HD) 12.00noon Valentine Warner Eats Scandinavia (HD) 1.00pm Rick Stein’s Seafood Lovers’ Guide 2.00 The Great British Bake Off (HD) 3.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers (HD) 4.00 Valentine Warner Eats Scandinavia (HD) 5.00 Rick Stein’s Seafood Lovers’ Guide 6.00 The Great British Bake Off (HD)

8.00

The Great British…

7.00 The Great British Bake Off The quarterﬁnalists make signature loaves, gluten-free desserts and novelty vegetable cakes. (HD) 8.00 The semi-ﬁnalists face three French challenges, preparing savoury canapes, Charlotte Royale desserts and opera cakes. (HD)

9.00 Untold Stories of the ER The reason for a teenager’s bulging stomach shocks doctors, nurses and her mother.

9.00 Two students face off against a pair of older gentlemen in a bid to pick up bargains at an antiques fair in Gloucester.

10.00 Four Weddings US A woman’s kindergarten students offer their take on marital advice.

10.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea As 6.00pm.

11.00 Four Weddings US 1.00am Hoarding: Buried Alive 2.00 Dr G: Medical Examiner 3.00-6.00am Untold Stories of the ER

11.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 12.00m’t Bargain Hunt: Double bill of the series. 2.00-4.00am Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Double bill.

10.00 The Great British Bake Off: The remaining six contestants face three tasks involving pastry. (HD) 11.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers: Double bill of the series. (HD) 12.00m’t The Great British Bake Off: Double bill of the series. (HD) 2.00am Home Shopping 5.00-6.00am The Great British Bake Off – The Final: As 9.00pm. (HD)

+1 hour SKY 241

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 244 282

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 243 279

VIRGIN 285

SHED SKY VIRGIN 242 286 6.00-10.00am Thinking Tackle: Back-to-back editions. 10.00am-2.00pm Lake Escapes: Back-to-back editions. 2.00-3.30pm Fishing Gurus: Triple bill. 3.30-5.00 Fishing Heaven Fishing Hell: Triple bill. 5.00 Off the Hook: Extreme Catches 6.00 Thinking Tackle 7.00-10.00 Thinking Tackle From Hardwick Lake at the Linear fisheries in Oxfordshire. 8.00 Ali Hamidi presents a carp fishing contest at Manor Farm Fishing in Biggleswade. 9.00 Ali Hamidi catches up with Tom Dove at a lake they first fished in 2011. 10.00 Lake Escapes Fishing for carp in Le Mans, France. 10.30 Matt Hayes fishes for salmon in Norway. 11.00pm-2.00am Lake Escapes 2.00-3.25am Fishing Gurus 3.25-4.40 Fishing Heaven Fishing Hell 4.40 Off the Hook: Extreme Catches 5.30-6.00am Model Mania

9.00 The Great British Bake Off – The Final Ruby, Kimberley and Frances battle it out for the 2013 title. (HD)

FOOD NETWORK

REALLY

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SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 155 283 17

6.00am Amazing Wedding Cakes 7.00 Ben Tish’s Spanish Country Christmas 7.30 Jonathan Phang’s Caribbean Christmas 8.00 Spicy Christmas with Thomasina Miers 8.30 Delia’s Classic Christmas 9.30 Ben Tish’s Spanish Country Christmas 10.00 Delia’s Classic Christmas 11.00 Jodie Prenger’s Christmas Cracker 11.30 Jodie Prenger’s Christmas Feast 12.00noon-2.00pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals: Back-to-back editions. 2.00-4.00pm Man v Food: Back-to-back editions. 4.00-7.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 8.00-11.00 Mystery Diners: Back-to-back editions. 11.00pm-1.00am Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Back-toback editions. 1.00-3.00am Mystery Diners: Four editions.

6.00am One Born: What Happened Next? 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 The Hotel Inspector 9.00am-12.00noon Border Patrol: Back-to-back editions of the series. 12.00noon-3.00pm Escape to the Country 3.00pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 4.00-6.00 Escape to the Country 6.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 7.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away A look at properties in London and Chamonix in the French Alps. 8.00 Help! I Caught It Abroad 9.00 Paranormal Witness 10.00 Most Haunted NEW EDITION From Armley Mills Industrial Museum in Leeds. 11.00 Ghost Adventures 12.00m’t Cold Justice 1.00am Paranormal Witness 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends 4.45 Wife Swap USA 5.35-6.00am Medical Emergency

SKY +1 hour 250

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AMC

DMAX

SONY TV

SKY HD 192/276 7.00pm FILM Tommy Boy: Comedy starring Chris Farley. An underachieving man goes on a cross-country sales trip with a wisecracking assistant to prevent his recently deceased father’s ailing car parts factory from being sold by his gold-digging widow. (1995, 12, 96min) ★★ 9.00 Mad Men: Nixon v Kennedy: 12/13. The Sterling Cooper team watches the election returns. (Series 1) 10.00 Rectify: Charlie Darwin: 3/23. Daniel makes a startling decision. (Series 2) 1.20am Weeds: Double bill of the series. 2.30 Cleaners: NEW EPISODES 3.30 Mad Men 4.30-5.30am Rectify

SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark: Double bill of the series. 7.00 American Chopper 8.00 Inside West Coast Customs 9.00 Treehouse Masters: Pete Nelson designs a treehouse for a wedding. 10.00am-10.00pm River Monsters: Back-to-back editions. 10.00pm Viva Girls 11.00 Amish Mafia: Lebanon Levi and his crew hunt down one of their own. 12.00m’t Monsters Inside Me 1.00am Operation Repo: Double bill. 2.00 Inside West Coast Customs 3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark: Double bill. 3.50 The Garage 4.40 American Chopper 5.306.00am Mystery Hunters

SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 7.00am Will & Grace 9.00 Ghost Hunters International 10.00 Ghost Hunters 11.00 Ghost Hunters International 12.00noon FILM Miracle on 34th Street (1973, U) ★★ 2.00pm FILM Home for Christmas (1990, U, 96min) ★★ 4.10 FILM The Light Before Christmas (2007, U, 28min) ★★★ 4.50 FILM Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012, PG) ★★ 6.50 FILM Autumn in New York: Drama. (2000, 15, 105min) ★ 9.00 FILM Nine Months: Comedy. (1995, 12, 103min) ★★★ 11.05 Ghost Hunters 12.05am Ghost Hunters International 2.554.00am Hot in Cleveland

CBS REALITY

SPIKE

SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 7.30am Tomorrow’s World 8.00 The Key of David 8.30 The Lord’s Challenge 9.00 Rapid Response: Double bill. 10.00am-5.00pm Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. 5.00pm Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? Double bill. 7.00 Unsolved Mysteries: Double bill. 9.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row: Exploring the dark motives of medical professionals. 10.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved 11.00 48 Hours: Mystery: Double bill. 1.00am Killer Doctors on Death Row 2.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved 3.30 Cops 4.20 Heir Hunters 5.10-6.00am Cheaters

SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, VIRG 156 7.00am Tia and Tamera 8.00 News 9.00 House of DVF 10.00 Christina Milian Turned Up S2 Preview Special: A look ahead. 10.30 Giuliana and Bill 11.30am-7.00pm Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 News 8.00 Christina Milian Turned Up S2 Preview Special 8.30 Kourtney & Kim Take New York 9.00 THS 10.00 Dash Dolls 11.00 News 12.00m’t Botched: Post Op 12.30am Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.30 Shopping 2.30 News 4.30-5.00am Celebrity Style Story

SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 9.00am Access 9.05 Catch a Contractor 10.00 Car Thieves & Thugs: Caught on Camera 11.00 World’s Craziest Police Pursuits 12.00noon Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 1.003.55pm Bar Rescue: Triple bill. 3.55 Access 4.00 Police Interceptors: Double bill. 6.00 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 7.00 Catch a Contractor 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 10.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 11.00 FILM White Collar Hooligan 2: England Away: Crime thriller sequel. (2012, 18, 93min) ★ 1.00am Helix 2.00-3.00am Police Interceptors

CHALLENGE

LIFETIME

TLC

SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 6.00am Fort Boyard: Double bill. 8.00-10.00 Ninja Warrior: Back-to-back editions. 10.00 Knightmare: Double bill. 11.00 Fort Boyard 12.00noon-3.00pm Golden Balls: Triple bill. 3.00-8.00pm Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Back-to-back editions of the quiz show. 8.00 The Chase USA 9.00 TNA Wrestling 11.00 Wrestle Talk TV 11.30 Videogame Nation 12.00m’t UK Poker Championships 1.004.00am Fort Boyard: Triple bill of the game show. 4.00 Catchphrase 5.006.00am The Chase USA

SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, VIRGIN 208, HD 209 7.00-9.30am Storage Wars: Texas (HD) 9.30am12.00noon Hardcore Pawn (HD) 12.00noon-3.00pm Flipping Vegas (HD) 3.00-7.00pm Dance Mums with Jennifer Ellison (HD) 7.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (HD) 8.00 Shahs of Sunset (HD) 9.00 Hoarders (HD) 10.00 Hoarders: Family Secrets (HD) 11.00 Little Women: LA (HD) 12.00m’t Atlanta Plastic (HD) 1.00am Hoarders (HD) 2.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (HD) 3.00 Shahs of Sunset (HD) 4.00-5.00am Dance Mums with Jennifer Ellison (HD)

SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 6.00am Highlights 8.00 Oprah’s Master Class (HD) 9.00 Super Soul Sunday (HD) NEW EDITION 10.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 12.00noon Say Yes to the Dress: The Big Day 1.00pm Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 3.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 6.00 Oprah: Where Are They Now? (HD) 7.00 NEW SERIES My Four Wives (HD) 8.00 Our Little Family (HD) 9.00 Cake Boss (HD) 10.00 My Giant Life (HD) 11.00 Jodie Marsh Is Making Babies (HD) 12.00m’t Our Little Family (HD) 1.00am Cake Boss (HD) 2.00 My Giant Life (HD) 3.00 Devious Maids (HD) 4.00-6.00am Highlights

COMEDY CENTRAL

EXTRA

SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 9.00am Friends 10.00 Deal with It 10.30 Epic Meal Empire 11.00 Impractical Jokers 12.00noon-3.00pm The Middle: Back-to-back episodes. 3.00pm Deal with It 3.30 Epic Meal Empire 4.00-8.00 Impractical Jokers: Back-to-back editions. 8.00 Epic Meal Empire 8.30 Deal with It 9.00 Kevin Bridges Live in Glasgow 10.00pm-12.00m’t Friends: Back-to-back episodes. 12.00m’t Broad City 12.30am Michael McIntyre’s Showtime 1.30 Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself 3.00 Workaholics 3.30 Popoz: Filthy Cops 3.55 South Park 4.206.00am The King of Queens

QUEST

TRUTV

SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00am Robson Green: Ultimate Catch 7.00 Dreamboats 8.00 Tommy’s Fix It Yourself 9.00 Shedheads 10.00am3.00pm Deadliest Catch 3.00pm Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 5.00 Dinosaurs: Return to Life? 6.00 Tanked 7.00 Wheeler Dealers 8.00 Salvage Hunters 9.00 Killer Rain 10.00 FILM I Am Ali: Documentary exploring the life of Muhammad Ali. (2014, PG, 111min) ★★★ 12.00m’t Forensic Detectives 1.00am FBI Files 2.00-5.00 Le Salvager: Back-to-back editions of the series. 5.00-6.00am Shedheads

SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 6.00-11.00am Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions. 11.00 America’s Got Talent: Double bill searching for the most gifted performers in the USA. 2.00-7.00pm Crime Stories: Back-to-back editions exploring the truth behind intriguing cases. 7.00 Ink Master: Competitive tattooing contest. 8.00 Tattoo Rescue: Advice for failing tattoo shops. 9.00 America’s Got Talent: The finalists perform at Radio City Music Hall. 11.00 The winner is announced. 12.00m’t6.00am LA Forensics: Back-to-back editions following the work of the LA police’s forensic division.

Sunday

8.00

Other channels A-Z

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Sunday

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Sunday 8 PM

9 PM

Jingle All the Way 2

11 PM

Into the Woods

Into the Woods (ﬁlm started at 6.45pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.15 Assassin Crime thriller with Danny Dyer. A hitman falls for the daughter of a man he killed. (S) (2014, 15, 78min) ★

10.15 Ghosts of the Abyss James Cameron’s documentary about the wreck of the Titanic. (S) (2002, PG, 59min) ★★★

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Annie

6.00am Drive Hard 7.45 Godzilla 10.10 Guardians of the Galaxy 12.15pm Captain America: The Winter Soldier Comic-book thriller sequel starring Chris Evans. (S) (2014, 12, 136min) ★★★★ 2.45 Lethal Weapon As 9.00pm. 4.45 Lethal Weapon 2 As 11.00pm. 6.45 Guardians of the Galaxy Sci-fi adventure starring Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana and Dave Bautista. (S) (2014, 12, 121min) ★★★★

6.45

8.00 Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs Bizarro League Animation. (2015, U, 49min) ★★★

Guardians of the Galaxy

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9.00 Dumbo Cartoon about the little circus elephant whose ears are so big he can ﬂy. With the voice of Edward Brophy. (S) (1941, U, 64min) ★★★★★

11.25 Freaky Friday Comedy starring Barbara Harris and Jodie Foster. (S) (1976, U, 100min) ★★★★ 1.10am Snowball Express Family comedy. (1972, U, 99min) ★★ 2.50 The Cat from Outer Space Comedy. (1978, U, 103min) ★★★ 4.40-6.00am Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World Animated sequel. (S) (1998, U, 70min) ★★

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9.00 Annie Musical remake starring Quvenzhane Wallis and Jamie Foxx. An orphan goes to live with a wealthy businessman running for mayor, and inspires him to change his cynical ways. (S) (2014, PG, 115min) ★★★

9.00 Lethal Weapon Action thriller starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. A volatile undercover cop and his unwilling new partner take on a drugs gang. With Gary Busey. (S) (1987, 18, 110min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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11.00 The Fox and the Child Adventure narrated by Kate Winslet. (S) (2007, U, 94min) ★★★ 12.40am Ever After: A Cinderella Story Romantic screen version of Cinderella, starring Drew Barrymore. (S) (1998, PG, 121min) ★★★ 2.45 Cocoon Fantasy drama. (S) (1985, PG, 117min) ★★★ 4.45-6.20am Monster House Animated comic horror adventure. (S) (2006, PG, 91min) ★★★★

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11.00 Lethal Weapon 2 Action thriller sequel with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. (S) (1989, 15, 110min) ★★★ 1.00am Con Air Action thriller starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack and John Malkovich. (S) (1997, 18, 115min) ★★ 3.00 Die Hard with a Vengeance Action thriller sequel starring Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons and Samuel L Jackson. (S) (1995, 15, 128min) ★★★ 5.15 The Top Ten Show 2015 5.30-6.00am Spectre Special

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SKYACTION/ADVENTURE

6.00am The Fox and the Child 7.40 Monster House 9.20 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 11.20 The Lego Movie 1.10pm Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs Bizarro League As 8.00pm. 2.10 Annie As 9.00pm. 4.10 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Tim Burton’s fantasy. (S) (2005, PG, 115min) ★★★★ 6.10 The Lego Movie Animated comedy. (S) (2014, U, 100min) ★★★★

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11.45 Wild Fact-based drama starring Reese Witherspoon and Laura Dern. (S) (2014, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 1.55am Let Us Prey Horror with Liam Cunningham and Pollyanna McIntosh. (S) (2014, 18, 92min) ★★★ 3.30 Extinction Adventure starring Sarah Mac. (2014, 15, 100min) ★ 5.30-6.00am Pan Special

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6.00am Million Dollar Arm Special 6.30 Finding Nemo 8.15 Planes: Fire & Rescue 9.45 Into the Woods 11.55 The Fox and the Hound 1.25pm Bedknobs and Broomsticks 3.25 101 Dalmatians 5.15 Alice in Wonderland Disney cartoon version of Lewis Carroll’s famous tale. (S) (1951, U, 75min) ★★★★ 6.45 Into the Woods Musical fantasy starring Meryl Streep. (S) (2014, PG, 120min) ★★★

6.45

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6.00am Assassin 7.30 Jingle All the Way 2 9.00 Spectre Special 9.30 Wild As shown at 11.45pm. 11.45 Extinction As shown at 3.30am. 1.45pm Assassin As shown at 10.15pm. 3.30 Pan: On Set Special 4.00 American Sniper As 8.00pm. 6.15 Jingle All the Way 2 Comedy sequel starring Larry the Cable Guy. A man goes to extreme lengths to attain a popular toy for his stepdaughter. (2014, U, 90min) ★

6.15

Films

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SKY 308 VIRGIN 408 HD 308/335 HD 438 6.20am Son of the Pink Panther 8.05 The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 9.40 Tammy 11.25 Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles 1.10pm The Interview 3.10 Never Been Kissed Romantic comedy. (S) (1999, 12, 107min) ★★★ 5.00 Hot Shots! Action comedy spoof starring Charlie Sheen. (S) (1991, PG, 85min) ★★★★ 6.30 Hot Shots! Part Deux Zany comedy sequel. (S) (1993, 12, 89min) ★★★

8.00

8.00 The Interview Comedy starring James Franco and Seth Rogen. The presenter of a lowbrow TV show and his producer land an exclusive interview with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. (S) (2014, 15, 111min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Tammy Comedy starring Melissa McCarthy and Susan Sarandon. A woman goes on a disastrous road trip with her hard-drinking grandmother. (S) (2014, 15, 97min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.40 Balls of Fury Spoof martial arts movie starring Dan Fogler and Maggie Q. (S) (2007, 12, 86min) ★ 1.15am Superfast! Action movie spoof starring Alex Ashbaugh and Dale Pavinski. (S) (2014, 12, 105min) ★ 3.00 One Night in Istanbul Comedy drama. (S) (2014, 12, 93min) ★★ 4.35-6.10am Son of the Pink Panther Comedy. (1993, PG, 89min) ★

HORROR SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 70 138 319 149

6.40am Revenge for Jolly! 8.25 Alien Abduction 10.10 Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day 11.45 The Boxtrolls 1.30pm The Top Ten Show 2015 1.50 Whiplash As 10.10pm. 3.50 The Day After Tomorrow As 8.00pm. 6.00 The Boxtrolls Stop-motion animated fantasy adventure. (S) (2014, PG, 97min) ★★★★

7.05am Romancing the Stone 9.05 The Jewel of the Nile 11.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2.00pm The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Epic fantasy adventure. (S) (2002, 12, 179min) ★★★★★ 5.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Epic fantasy adventure. (S) (2003, 12, 201min) ★★★★★

7.25am What’s Up, Doc? 9.15 Brink of Hell 11.20 The Crimson Pirate 1.20pm Operation CIA Political drama. (1965, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00 Escape to Victory World War Two drama. (1981, PG, 111min) ★★ 5.10 The Dawn Patrol World War One aviation drama starring Errol Flynn. (1938, b/w, PG, 103min) ★★★

(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Doomsday Prophecy 9.50 Horror Highlights 9.00am To Catch a Yeti 10.50 10.00am-3.00pm The The Christmas Candle Incredible Hulk 3.00pm 12.55pm Sony Movie News The Brides of Fu Manchu Extra 1.05 K9 Christmas Thriller. (1966, U, 91min) ★★ 3.00 It Takes Two Comedy. 4.55 Robin Hood: Beyond (1995, U, 97min) ★ Sherwood Fantasy adventure. 5.05 Sony Movie News Extra (2009, 15, 93min) ★★ 6.45 5.15 Marley and Me: The Dark Storm Sci-fi adventure Puppy Years Comedy. starring Stephen Baldwin. (2011, U, 101min) ★ (2006, 15, 89min) ★★

8.00 The Day After Tomorrow Disaster thriller. (S) (2004, 12, 124min) ★★★★ 10.10 Whiplash Drama with JK Simmons and Miles Teller. (S) (2014, 15, 104min) ★★★★★ 12.10am Alien Abduction Found-footage sci-fi horror. (S) (2014, 15, 82min) ★★★ 1.45 Cabin Fever: Patient Zero Horror prequel. (S) (2014, 18, 91min) ★★ 3.30 Next Goal Wins Sports documentary. (S) (2014, 15, 95min) ★★★★ 5.15-6.45am Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Comedy. (S) (2014, 15, 81min) ★★★

8.30 The Last Samurai Epic action drama starring Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe and Timothy Spall. (S) (2003, 15, 154min) ★★★★ 11.05 Scarface Brian De Palma’s crime thriller starring Al Pacino, Robert Loggia and Michelle Pfeiffer. (S) (1983, 18, 163min) ★★★★ 1.55am Starship Troopers Sci-fi war drama with Casper Van Dien and Denise Richards. (S) (1997, 18, 129min) ★★ 4.15-7.00am For Whom the Bell Tolls Classic romantic adventure starring Gary Cooper and Ingrid Bergman. (S) (1943, PG, 160min) ★★★

7.00 Night Raiders Western. (1952, b/w, PG, 52min) ★★ 8.00 Longmire (Series 4) 9.00 Magnum Force Thriller. (1973, 18, 117min) ★★★★ 11.20 Out of Reach Action thriller. (2004, 15, 82min) ★ 1.00am Reflections in a Golden Eye John Huston’s drama. (1967, 15, 105min) ★★ 2.55 Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 3.40 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Double bill. 4.40 Off Set With Ben Miller. 5.00-6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

7.10 Saints and Soldiers: Battle of the Tanks World War Two drama with K Danor Gerald. (2014, 12, 91min) ★★ 9.00 Flight of Fury Action thriller starring Steven Seagal. A US pilot flies to the rescue after a rogue colonel steals a new stealth aircraft and delivers it to Afghan terrorists. (2007, 15, 98min) ★ 10.55 Half Past Dead Action thriller starring Steven Seagal. (2002, 15, 98min) ★ 1.05am Aftershock Horror with Eli Roth and Andrea Osvart. (2012, 18, 88min) ★★ 3.00-6.00am Soldier, Soldier Triple bill of the drama.

50 TV&Satellite Week

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8.30 The Twilight Zone A man sees an apparition of a girl. 9.00 Hammer House of Horror A 300-year-old witch targets a young woman. 10.05 A journalist visits a sinister health farm. 11.10 Horsemen Thriller with Dennis Quaid and Ziyi Zhang. (2009, 18, 90min) ★★ 1.05am Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow Sci-fi thriller sequel starring Elias Koteas. (1993, 18, 95min) ★ ★★ 3.00-4.30am Cursed Horror starring Graci Carli and Rod Luzzi. (2013, 15, 73min) ★★ SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 320 202

The Interview

TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 321 424 82 302 7.00am Santa and Pete 9.00 The Christmas Shoes 11.00 A Holiday to Remember 1.00pm Stealing Christmas Comedy starring Tony Danza. (2003, PG, 85min) ★★ 3.00 The Christmas Choir Festive drama. (2008, U, 90min) ★★★ 5.00 Recipe for a Perfect Christmas Festive romantic comedy. (2005, PG, 120min) ★★★ 7.00 The Night They Saved Christmas Fantasy adventure with Jaclyn Smith and Paul Le Mat. (1984, U, 100min) ★★ 9.00 I’ll Be Home for Christmas Drama starring Hal Holbrook and Eva Marie Saint. (1988, PG, 96min) ★★ 11.00 One Christmas Drama based on a story by Truman Capote, starring Katharine Hepburn and Henry Winkler. (1994, PG, 86min) ★★★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am The Christmas Box Disney festive drama. (1995, U, 100min) ★★

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Sunday

8 November SKY CRIME/THRILLER

SKY CHRISTMAS

SKY SCI-FI/HORROR

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6.00am Inescapable 7.35 After the Sunset 9.15 Speed 11.15 Speed 2: Cruise Control 1.20pm No Good Deed As 9.00pm. 2.50 Spy Game Thriller starring Robert Redford. (S) (2001, 15, 126min) ★★★★ 5.00 Speed Action thriller starring Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper and Sandra Bullock. (1994, 15, 105min) ★★★★★ 7.00 Collateral Thriller starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx. (S) (2004, 15, 120min) ★★★★

Collateral

8.00

Collateral (ﬁlm started at 7.00pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00 No Good Deed Thriller starring Idris Elba and Taraji P Henson. A woman offers help to a stranger who turns up on her doorstep, only to ﬁnd herself being held hostage in her home. (2014, 15, 82min) ★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.30 The Usual Suspects Complex thriller starring Kevin Spacey. A group of conmen plan a heist only to learn they are being manipulated by a shadowy master criminal. (S) (1995, 18, 105min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.20am American Hustle Drama. (S) (2013, 15, 135min) ★★★★★ 2.45 The Last Boy Scout Action thriller. (S) (1991, 18, 101min) ★★★ 4.45-6.30am Loss of Faith Crime drama. (S) (1997, PG, 89min) ★★

SONY MOVIES SKY 323

The Grinch

6.20am Unbreakable 8.10 Anaconda 9.50 Interstellar 12.40pm Armageddon As 10.00pm. 3.15 Eight Legged Freaks Sci-fi comedy. (S) (2002, 12, 99min) ★★ 5.00 Unbreakable Supernatural thriller starring Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson. (S) (2000, 12, 107min) ★★★ 7.00 Interstellar Epic sci-fi drama starring Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. (S) (2014, 12, 166min) ★★★★

7.00

8.00 The Grinch Comic fantasy based on the story by Dr Seuss, starring Jim Carrey. The curmudgeonly Grinch plots to spoil Christmas for the citizens of Whoville. With Jeffrey Tambor and Christine Baranski. (S) (2000, PG, 101min) ★★

Interstellar

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10.00 Bad Santa Black comedy starring Billy Bob Thornton as a department store Santa whose seasonal job is a cover for his true vocation as a safecracker. (S) (2003, 15, 91min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.45 Miracle on 34th Street Classic fantasy starring Edmund Gwenn. (S) (1947, b/w, U, 93min) ★★★★★ 1.30am Coming Home for Christmas Family drama starring Carly and Britt McKillip. (S) (2013, U, 83min) ★★ 3.05 Home Alone 4 Comedy sequel. (S) (2002, U, 83min) ★ 4.35-6.20am Miracle on 34th Street As shown at 11.45pm.

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10.00 Armageddon Sci-ﬁ action adventure starring Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler and Ben Afﬂeck. An oil driller and his team of roughnecks try to intercept and destroy a giant asteroid that is on a collision course with Earth. (S) (1998, 12, 151min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.40am Cujo Thriller based on a Stephen King novel, starring Dee Wallace. (S) (1983, 18, 91min) ★★ 2.25 Anaconda Jungle adventure starring Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube. (S) (1997, 15, 89min) ★★★ 4.00-6.00am S1m0ne Comedy. (S) (2002, PG, 117min) ★★★

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■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am Gentlemen Prefer Blondes 1.00pm Catch That Kid Comedy. (S) (2003, PG, 92min) ★★ 2.45 Von Ryan’s Express War drama. (S) (1965, PG, 117min) ★★★★ 5.00 Casper Fantasy comedy. (S) (1995, PG, 96min) ★★★★ 7.00 St. Trinian’s Comedy reboot. (S) (2007, 12, 96min) ★★★

7.00

8.00 Saving Private Ryan Steven Spielberg’s World War Two drama starring Tom Hanks, Tom Sizemore and Edward Burns. A team of US soldiers is sent to ﬁnd and rescue a young private whose three brothers have been killed in action. (S) (1998, 15, 169min) ★★★★★

St Trinian’s

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9.00 Pitch Perfect Musical comedy set in the world of American college a cappella singing, starring Anna Kendrick. A wannabe DJ tries to shake up her college’s all-female singing group. With Skylar Astin and Rebel Wilson. (S) (2012, 12, 112min) ★★★

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10.50 Fury World War Two drama starring Brad Pitt, Logan Lerman and Shia LaBeouf. (S) (2014, 15, 131min) ★★★

11 PM

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7.00am My Dad Is Scrooge 9.00 A Fairytale Christmas 11.00 Hats Off to Christmas! 1.00pm Santa Claus: The Movie Festive fantasy. (1985, U, 105min) ★ 3.00 PREMIERE A Belle for Christmas Family adventure. (2014, PG, 91min) ★★ 5.00 Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure Canine adventure comedy. (2011, U, 85min) ★★

6.00am Lest We Forget 7.15 The Desert Rats 8.15 The Blitz on London 9.30 Mission to Death 11.00 A War to Remember 12.10pm Pathfinders: In the Company of Strangers 2.05 Hour X: Suicide Patrol 3.50 Battle Stations 5.30 Heroes Without Glory World War Two adventure. (1971, 15, 87min) ★★

9.00 The National Tree Road movie starring Andrew McCarthy and Evan Williams. (2009, PG, 88min) ★★ 10.50 One Bad Christmas! Comedy with Omar Gooding. (2012, 12, 91min) ★★ 12.45am 12 Dogs of Christmas: Great Puppy Rescue Festive musical drama. (2012, U, 97min) ★★ 2.50 Ivanhoe Adventure starring Anthony Andrews. (1981, PG, 136min) ★★★ 5.40 Sony Movie News Extra 5.50-6.00am Behind the Screens How films are made.

7.00 The Nine Lives of Christmas Festive romantic comedy starring Brandon Routh and Kimberly Sustad. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 9.00 The Most Wonderful Time of the Year Romantic drama starring Brooke Burns and Warren Christie. (2008, PG, 86min) ★★★ 11.00 Another Christmas Kiss Festive romantic drama. (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 1.00am The Greatest Christmas Party Ever Drama. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am Naughty or Nice Festive comedy. (2012, PG, 90min) ★★★

7.15 Canopy World War Two action adventure starring Khan Chittenden. (2014, 12, 84min) ★★ 9.00 Age of Heroes World War Two action thriller based on true events, starring Sean Bean and Danny Dyer. (2011, 15, 89min) ★★★ 10.55 To End All Wars World War Two drama with Robert Carlyle and Kiefer Sutherland. (2002, 15, 112min) ★★★★ 1.10am The Dambusters Raid The Bouncing Bomb operation. 2.15-4.00am Marine Raiders World War Two drama with Pat O’Brien and Robert Ryan. (1944, b/w, PG, 90min) ★★

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing

Saving Private Ryan

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9.00am Elf-Man 10.50 Sony Movie News Extra 11.00 Christmas in the Clouds 1.00pm Santa with Muscles 2.55 To Catch a Yeti 4.45 The Christmas Candle Period drama starring Hans Matheson. (2013, U, 98min) ★★ 6.55 Home for Christmas Festive melodrama starring Mickey Rooney. (1990, U, 96min) ★★

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7.15am D-Day the Sixth of June Romantic World War Two drama starring Robert Taylor. (1956, PG, 106min) ★★. 9.05 Saving Private Ryan As 8.00pm. 11.55 Fury As 10.50pm. 2.15pm The Bridge on the River Kwai As 1.10am. 5.00 A Bridge Too Far Richard Attenborough’s World War Two epic starring Dirk Bogarde, Sean Connery, Ryan O’Neal and Robert Redford. (S) (1977, 15, 175min) ★★★

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1.10am The Bridge on the River Kwai David Lean’s classic World War Two drama starring Alec Guinness, William Holden and Jack Hawkins. (S) (1957, PG, 161min) ★★★★★ 4.00-6.00am D-Day the Sixth of June As shown at 7.15am.

11.10 Stand Up Guys Crime comedy drama. (S) (2012, 15, 91min) ★★★ 1.00-3.45am Vanilla Sky Romantic fantasy drama, a remake of the Spanish film Open Your Eyes. (S) (2001, 15, 136min) ★★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 6.20pm Gnomeo & Juliet Comedy Central Animated comedy. (HD) ★★★ 6.40pm Kindergarten Cop ITV2 (HD) ★★★ 6.50pm Autumn in New York SonyTV ★ 7.00pm Tommy Boy AMC ★★ 7.00pm Mythica: A Quest for Heroes Syfy Fantasy adventure. (HD) ★★ 8.00pm Night at the Museum 2 E4 Fantasy comedy adventure. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Looper BBC2, BBC2 Scot (NI: 9.30pm, Wales: 9.45pm) (HD) ★★★★ 9.00pm The Expendables 2 Channel 5 Action adventure sequel. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Blades of Glory BBC3 (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Eraser ITV4 (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Nine Months SonyTV ★★★ 9.00pm Lake Placid 2 Syfy (HD) ★★

10pm TILL LATE 10.00pm 2 Fast 2 Furious ITV2 (HD) ★★ 10.50pm The Relic Syfy (HD) ★★★ 10.55pm Highlander Channel 5 (HD) ★★★★ 11.00pm Out of Sight ITV3 (HD) ★★★★ 11.00pm White Collar Hooligan 2: England Away Spike Thriller. ★ 11.05pm The American Channel 4 (HD) ★★★ 11.20pm The Wicker Man ITV4 British horror with Edward Woodward. (HD) ★★★★★ 12.00m’t Return from the River Kwai BBC2(Not Wales) Wartime adventure. ★★ 4.00am Age of Ice Syfy (HD) ★

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6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: Australia v New Zealand: Coverage of the fourth day of the first Test in the three-match series, held the at Brisbane Cricket Ground. (HD) 7.30 Cricket Fillers 8.00 Football Freestyler (HD) 9.00 The Sunday Supplement (HD) 10.30 Goals on Sunday (HD) 12.30pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday Aston Villa v Manchester City: The Premier League match from Villa Park. Kick-off is at 1.30. (HD) 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur: The Premier League match at the Emirates Stadium. Kick-off is at 4.00. (HD) 6.30 Sportswomen of the Year Awards 2015 Highlights of the awards ceremony. (HD) 7.30 LIVE Grand Slam of Darts The evening session on day two at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring eight matches from the group stage. (HD) 11.00 Legends of Darts Double bill. (HD) 11.30 Cricket Fillers (HD) 12.00m’t-6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: Australia v New Zealand: The fifth and final day of the first Test from Brisbane. (HD)

6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: India v South Africa. Coverage of day four of the ﬁrst Test in the four-match series, held at the Punjab Cricket Association Stadium in Mohali. (HD) 11.30 Sachin Tendulkar: National Hero (HD) 12.00noon Fight Night Callum Smith v Rocky Fielding. (HD) 1.00pm LIVE Grand Slam of Darts The afternoon session on day two at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring eight matches from the group stage. (HD) 5.00 Darts Gold Phil Taylor v Kevin Painter. 5.15 Darts Gold Phil Taylor v John Lowe. (HD) 5.30 LIVE NFL Carolina Panthers v Green Bay Packers: The NFC encounter from Bank of America Stadium. Kick-off is at 6.00. (HD) 9.15 LIVE NFL Indianapolis Colts v Denver Broncos: From Lucas Oil Stadium. Kick-off is at 9.25. (HD) 12.30am LIVE NFL: Dallas Cowboys v Philadelphia Eagles: Coverage from the AT&T Stadium. Kick-off is at 1.30. (HD) 4.45 Darts Gold 5.45-6.00am Legends of Darts (HD)

6.00am SNF – Match Choice (HD) 9.00 Fight Night (HD) 10.00 ATP Masters Tennis (HD) 11.00 Viral Videos of October (HD) 11.20 LIVE Eredivisie Football: PSV Eindhoven v FC Utrecht: Kick-off is at 11.30. (HD) 1.30pm WWE – Raw 2.25 Spanish Football Gold Double bill (HD) 2.55 LIVE La Liga Football Barcelona v Villarreal: From the Nou Camp. Kick-off is at 3.00. (HD) 5.00 Sky Scholars (HD) 5.10 LIVE La Liga Football Atletico Madrid v Sporting Gijon: From the Estadio Vicente Calderon. Kick-off is at 5.15. (HD) 7.10 Spanish Football Highlights (HD) 7.25 LIVE La Liga Football Sevilla v Real Madrid: From the Estadio Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan. Kick-off is at 7.30. (HD) 9.30 Football Gold (HD) 10.00 Ford Football Special (HD) 11.30 Spanish Football Highlights (HD) 12.00m’t Eredivisie Football (HD) 2.00am Goals on Sunday (HD) 3.00 Test Cricket (HD) 4.00-6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: India v South Africa: The ﬁnal day of the ﬁrst Test in Mohali. (HD)

6.00am LIVE World Golf Championship: The HSBC Champions: Day four from Shanghai. (HD) 8.00 European Challenge Tour Golf (HD) 9.00 Sporting Greats 10.00 World Golf Championship (HD) 11.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis: The Paris Masters: The doubles final. (HD) 1.00pm Sporting Greats 2.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis The Paris Masters: The singles final. (HD) 4.30 Sporting Greats 5.00 Golf The Junior Golf Championship. (HD) 5.30 World Golf Championship The HSBC Champions. (HD) 6.30 LIVE PGA Tour Golf The Sanderson Farms Championship: Coverage of the final day. (HD) 9.30 ATP Masters Tennis Paris Masters final. (HD) 10.30 World Golf Championship The HSBC Champions. (HD) 11.30 Sporting Greats 12.00m’t WWE – Late Night – Raw (HD) 1.00am WWE Main Event (HD) 2.00 WWE – Late Night – Smackdown (HD) 3.00 World Golf Championship (HD) 4.00 Sporting Greats (HD) 5.00-6.00am World Golf Championship (HD)

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 WWE – Smackdown (HD) 10.00 WWE – Experience (HD) 11.00 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 11.30 Test Cricket (HD) 12.30pm LIVE Ram Slam T20 Cricket Sunfoil Dolphins v Chevrolet Warriors: The T20 match from Kingsmead in Durban. (HD) 3.45 Test Cricket India v South Africa. (HD) 4.45 Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. (HD) 5.45 Sky Scholars (HD) 6.30 Football League Goals A round-up of recent matches. (HD) 7.30 Football’s Greatest Teams The Arsenal side of 2003/2004. (HD) 8.00 LIVE MLS Coverage of a Major League Soccer match. (HD) 10.05 Sky Scholars (HD) 10.15 LIVE MLS Coverage of a Major League Soccer match. (HD) 12.20am Sky Scholars (HD) 12.35 LIVE MLS: Coverage of a Major League Soccer match. (HD) 2.40 Sky Scholars (HD) 3.00 LIVE MLS: Coverage of a Major League Soccer match. (HD) 5.05 Sky Scholars (HD) 5.15-6.00am Football Gold (HD)

7.30am Football’s Greatest (HD) 8.00 LIVE Snooker: Bulgarian Open: Day three of the European Tour event from Universiada Hall in Sofia, featuring games in the last 16. (HD) 10.00 Cycling: Tour of Taihu Lake (HD) 11.00 LIVE Snooker: Bulgarian Open: Further coverage of day three, featuring the quarter-finals. (HD) 1.00pm Strongest Man: Champions League The World Log Lift Championships. 2.00 LIVE Snooker: Bulgarian Open Coverage of the semifinals from Sofia. (HD) 4.00 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football Action from the semi-finals in Chile. (HD) 6.00 LIVE Snooker: Bulgarian Open Coverage of the final from Sofia. (HD) 8.00 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football Action from the semi-finals in Chile. (HD) 10.00 LIVE FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football Coverage of the final from the Estadio Sausalito in Vina Del Mar, Chile. Kick-off is at 10.00. (HD) 12.00m’t-1.00am Cycling: Tour of Taihu Lake (HD)

5.30am LIVE Cycling: Tour of Taihu Lake: Coverage of stage nine, a 90km journey around the Wujiang District in Suzho. (HD) 7.00 LIVE Figure Skating: The Cup of China (HD) 9.00 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football (HD) 10.30 Football’s Greatest (HD) 11.30 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football (HD) 1.00pm Horse Excellence 1.05 LIVE Show Jumping Coverage of the latest round of the World Cup season in Verona. (HD) 2.30 Horse Racing (HD) 2.50 Horse Excellence 2.55 Eurosport Top Ten 3.00 One-Day International Cricket Action from Sri Lanka v West Indies. (HD) 6.00 Cycling: Tour of Taihu Lake (HD) 6.45 LIVE FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football The third-place play-off at the Estadio Sausalito in Vina Del Mar, Chile. Kick-off is at 7.00. (HD) 9.00 Cycling: Tour of Taihu Lake (HD) 10.00 Snooker: Bulgarian Open (HD) 12.00m’t Timbersports World Championship 12.30-6.00am Eurosport News (HD)

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6.00am LIVE Hyundai A-League: Central Coast Mariners v Wellington Phoenix. (HD) 8.00 LIVE Hyundai A-League: Perth Glory v Melbourne Victory. (HD) 10.00 The Emirates FA Cup (HD) 11.00 FA Cup Highlights (HD) 11.30 LIVE FA Cup: Didcot Town v Exeter From the Loop Meadow Stadium. Kick-off is at 12.00. (HD) 2.15pm LIVE Wasps v Gloucester Rugby From the Ricoh Arena. Kick-off is at 3.00. (HD) 5.30 Football Tonight (HD) 6.00 LIVE Porto v Setubal Kick-off is at 6.15. (HD) 8.15 The Action Woman Show Latest news. (HD) 8.30 LIVE Pacers Cavaliers NBA action. Tip-off is at 8.30. (HD) 11.00 MotoGP: Valencia (HD) 12.00m’t MotoGP Chequered Flag (HD) 1.00am PSA Squash Highlights (HD) 2.00 WRC Magazine (HD) 2.30 FIA World Endurance Championship (HD) 3.30 Snow Unleashed (HD) 4.30 WRC Magazine (HD) 5.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine (HD) 5.30-6.00am Last Week, This Week (HD)

6.30am Fletch & Sav – The Best Bits (HD) 7.00 Football Tonight (HD) 7.30 LIVE MotoGP: Valencia: Warm-ups at the Circuit Ricardo Tormo. (HD) 9.15 MotoGP Rewind (HD) 9.30 LIVE Moto3: Valencia: The Moto3 race. (HD) 11.15 LIVE Moto2: Valencia: The Moto2 race. (HD) 12.45pm LIVE MotoGP: Valencia The MotoGP race at the Circuit Ricardo Tormo, the final round of the championship. (HD) 2.00 MotoGP Chequered Flag Live Analysis. (HD) 3.00 LIVE Ross County v Celtic From Victoria Park. Kick-off is at 3.00. (HD) 5.45 Timberwolves Bulls NBA action. (HD) 7.45 LIVE Lyon v Saint-Etienne From the Stade de Gerland. Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 10.00 UFC: Belfort v Henderson III (HD) 1.00am Ross County v Celtic (HD) 2.00 FA Cup: Didcot Town v Exeter (HD) 3.00 World of Football (HD) 3.30 World Wide Sports (HD) 4.00 Gillette World Sport (HD) 4.30 Road to Rio (HD) 5.00 World of Athletics (HD) 5.306.00am The Ultimate Fishing Show (HD)

6.00am World Wide Sports (HD) 6.30 Road to Rio (HD) 7.00 Winnipeg Toronto (HD) 9.30 MLB Special (HD) 10.30 LSU Alabama: At the BryantDenny Stadium. (HD) 1.30pm College Football Final Recent action. (HD) 2.30 LIVE Borussia Dortmund v Schalke Bundesliga action from the Westfalenstadion. Kick-off is at 2.30. (HD) 4.30 NBA Action The latest action from the NBA. (HD) 5.00 LIVE Napoli v Udinese Serie A action from the Stadio San Paolo. Kick-off is at 5.00. (HD) 7.00 Championship Drive Expert analysis. (HD) 7.30 NHRA Sportsman Series High-throttle action from Las Vegas. (HD) 8.30 LIVE Arouca v Sporting Primeira Liga action from the Estadio Municipal de Arouca. Kick-off is at 8.30. (HD) 10.30 Calgary BC Canadian Football League action from BC Place Stadium, Vancouver. (HD) 1.00am Championship Drive (HD) 1.30-6.00am LIVE World Series of Poker: Coverage of the World Series of Poker. (HD)

6.00am Paris SaintGermain v Toulouse (HD) 7.00 Northampton Saints v Saracens (HD) 8.30 Exeter v Leicester (HD) 10.00 AFC Bournemouth v Newcastle (HD) 11.30 LIVE Torino v Inter Milan Serie A action at the Stadio Olimpico di Torino. Kick-off is at 11.30. (HD) 1.30pm Football’s Cult Heroes (HD) 1.45 LIVE Roma v Lazio Serie A action from the Stadio Olimpico. Kick-off is at 2.00. (HD) 4.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine (HD) 4.30 LIVE Augsburg v Werder Bremen From the WWK ARENA. Kick-off is at 4.30. (HD) 6.30 European Football Show Live The latest European action. (HD) 7.45 LIVE Sampdoria v Fiorentina Serie A action at the Stadio Luigi Ferraris. Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 10.00 Torino v Inter Milan Serie A action. (HD) 11.00 Roma v Lazio (HD) 12.00m’t Marseille v Nice (HD) 1.30am Bordeaux v Monaco (HD) 3.00 Lyon v Saint-Etienne (HD) 4.30-6.00am Sampdoria v Fiorentina (HD)

6.00am Stop and Go 6.15 Barbados Historic Rally Carnival 7.05 British Historic Rally Championship: Action from the Trackrod Historic. 8.20 Best of Crash 8.45 LIVE Race of Remembrance Coverage of the event from Anglesey Circuit in Wales. 4.00pm V8 Supercars Delayed as-live coverage of race three of the ITM 500 Auckland. 5.55 Ferrari Finali Mondiali – Mugello Delayed-as-live coverage from the Coppa Shell race in the final round of the season at Mugello. 6.55 Ferrari Finali Mondiali – Mugello Delayed-as-live coverage from the Trofeo Pirelli race in the final round of the season at Mugello. 8.00 Maserati Trofeo Action from the round five at Suzuka Circuit in Japan. 9.00 V8 Supercars Replay Action from race three of the ITM 500 Auckland. 11.05 V8 Utes Round six from Bathurst in Australia. 12.10am BRDC Formula 4 3.15 Maserati Trofeo: As 8.00pm. 4.10-6.00am V8 Supercars Replay

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12.00noon LIVE Racing Racing UK At Sandown Park. 12.15pm LIVE Raceday At The Races Today’s meetings from Ffos Las, Limerick and Navan. 2.00pm LIVE Empoli v Juventus

Serie A action at the Stadio Carlo Castellani. Kick-off is at 2.00. 2.15pm LIVE Clwb Rygbi S4C Newport Gwent Dragons v Ulster. 2.20pm LIVE Ulster Rugby BBC2 NI Newport-Gwent Dragons v

Ulster: Kick-off is at 2.30. 3.00pm LIVE Ross County v Celtic Ladbrokes Premiership action. Kick-off is at 3.00. 3.00pm LIVE Basel v Grasshopper Swiss Super

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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 NEW SERIES The Wanted 1/10. (S)(HD)(AD) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 The Housing Enforcers (S)(HD) 11.30 NEW SERIES Neighbourhood Blues 1/9. (S)(HD) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(HD)(AD) 1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local News (S) 1.45 Doctors Sid confronts other doctors about the overprescribing of antibiotics. (S)(HD)(AD) 2.15 The Edge Game show. (S)(HD) 3.00 Escape to the Country Searching for a rural home in Norfolk. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.45 My Life on a Plate Russell Grant revisits places from his childhood. (S)(HD)(AD) 4.30 Flog It! From the Milestones Museum in Basingstoke. (S)(HD) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(HD) 6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 6.30 Local News (S)

6.15am My Life on a Plate (S)(R)(HD) (AD) 7.00 The Edge (S)(R)(HD) 7.45 Junior Bake Off (S)(HD) 8.15 Sign Zone: Escape to the Continent (S)(R) (AD) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (S)(HD) 11.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 12.00noon Daily Politics (S)(HD) 1.00pm Cash in the Attic (S)(R) 1.45 A Taste of Britain (S)(R)(HD) 2.15 The Box (S)(R)(HD) (AD) 2.45 The Great British Bake Off Creating European cakes. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.45 Wild China An examination of the country’s heartland. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.45 The Wonder of Animals How the brain of the great ape has evolved. (S) (HD)(AD) 5.15 Antiques Roadshow From Hever Castle in Kent. (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (S)(HD) 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball interviews the latest couple to be voted off. (S)(HD)

6.00am Good Morning Britain Carl Fogarty drops in for a chat. (S)(HD) 8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (S)(HD) 10.30 This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle features. (S)(HD) 12.30pm Loose Women The panellists are joined by actress Joan Collins. (S)(HD) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 Local News (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(HD) 3.00 Pick Me! Game show featuring lively, loud and energetic players. (S)(HD) 4.00 Tipping Point Game show hosted by Ben Shephard. (S)(HD) 5.00 The Chase General knowledge quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S) 6.00 Local News (S) 6.30 ITV News (S)

6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 7.359.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R) 9.00-10.30 Frasier (S)(R) 10.30am-12.00noon Come Dine with Me From east Cheshire. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon News (S)(HD) 12.05pm Come Dine with Me (S)(R)(HD) 1.10 Benchmark Game show. (S)(HD) 2.10 Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 4.00 Homes by the Sea (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.00 Four in a Bed From Bove Town House in Glastonbury. (S)(HD) 5.30 Come Dine with Me The first dinner party in Peterborough. (S)(HD) 6.00 The Simpsons E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt): The family relocates to a farm. With the voices of The B-52s. (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 Hollyoaks Esther does not believe Trevor is the killer. (S)(HD)(AD)

NEW 5.15

7 PM

7.30

Pointless

7.00 The One Show Alex Jones and Matt Baker present the topical show. (S)(HD)

7.30 NEW On Stage Exploring regional theatres in England. (S)

8 PM

8.00 EastEnders

Investigating how cyber criminals get hold of personal data. (S)(HD)

7.00 LIVE MOTD: FA Cup Second Round Draw Mark Chapman presents coverage of the draw for round two. (S)(HD)

7.30 NEW Only Connect Children in Need Special Celebrity edition of the lateral-thinking quiz. (S)(HD)

8.00 University Challenge

Ronnie tries to stop Dean and Roxy moving out of London. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated later on BBC3

8.30 How Hackers Steal Your ID – Panorama

Only Connect Children in…

9.00 Hugh’s War on Waste SERIES FINALE 2/2. Hugh FearnleyWhittingstall challenges retailers to give more of their surplus food to charity and joins a midnight raid on supermarket bins. (S)(HD)(AD)

Jeremy Paxman presents as two more teams battle it out for a place in the quarter-ﬁnals. (S)(HD)

8.30 Simply Nigella 2/6. Dishes for sharing with family and friends, including belly pork burgers. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 NEW SERIES London Spy 1/5. Thriller starring Ben Whishaw and Jim Broadbent. A man enters the disturbing world of espionage when he investigates the suspicious death of his lover, who was an MI6 agent. See feature, page11 (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00

The Hangover

7.00 Emmerdale

10 PM

10.25 Local News (S) 10.35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You

10.00 NEW SERIES Live at the Apollo 1/6. The stand-up show returns. Alan Carr hosts, with guests Francesca Martinez and Nish Kumar. (S)(HD) 10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD)

7.30 Coronation Street Kylie’s erratic behaviour arouses Gail’s suspicions. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

8.00 Countrywise 4/8. Liz Bonnin heads to the south Wales coast to ﬁnd out about the health beneﬁts of goat’s milk. (S)(HD)

8.30 Coronation Street David tries to throw Gail off Callum’s scent. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

9.00 FILM The Hangover Dark comedy starring Bradley Cooper. Three friends try to ﬁnd the missing groom after a riotous bachelor party in Las Vegas. Continues after ITV News. (S)(HD) (AD) (2009, 15, 120min) ★★★★

11.20 The Graham Norton Show Kate Winslet and Michael Fassbender discuss their biopic Steve Jobs, while Julie Walters talks about her new film Brooklyn. Plus, 50 Cent and Ellie Goulding also appear. (S)(R)(HD) 12.05am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (HD) 12.10-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

54 TV&Satellite Week

10.00 ITV News (S)

10.30 Local News (S) 10.40 FILM The Hangover Conclusion of the comedy starring Bradley Cooper. (S)(HD)(AD)

6/11. Kathy Burke hosts an extended edition of the satirical current affairs quiz, with comedian Ross Noble among the panellists. (S)(HD)

11.10 Weather (S)(HD) 11.15 The Railway: Keeping Britain on Track The challenges staff face during the summer at Leeds Station. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.15-2.15am Sign Zone: The Apprentice (S)(R) 1.15 DIY SOS: Homes for Veterans (S)(R)(AD) 2.15-6.15am Previews (S)

SAS: Who Dares Wins

7.00 News (S)(HD)

Aaron’s trial commences and Robert loses his temper. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

10.00 BBC News (S)(HD)

9.00

11.40 The Job Lot 5/6. Trish becomes smitten with Greg, the manager of a nearby job centre. (Series 3) (S)(HD) 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (S)(SL)(R) 3.55 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show Lively studio talk show. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

+1hour

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing (R) Repeat (HD) High Definition (AD) Audio Description

SKY 131

VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 114 33 112

7.55 NEW SERIES Rory Peck Awards 2015 1/4. Proﬁles of the nominees for the award. (S)(HD)

8.00 NEW Aldi’s Supermarket Secrets: Dispatches An undercover investigation of the supermarket’s practices. (S)(HD)

8.30 NEW SERIES The Shopper’s Guide to Saving Money 1/4. Investigating the true value of products and services. (S)(HD)

9.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins 4/5. The directing staff have to whittle the group down from 11 to six, before the participants undergo a mission designed to prepare recruits for avoiding capture behind enemy lines. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven

10.00 Fargo Fear and Trembling: 4/10. Floyd responds to Kansas City’s proposal, and Hanzee takes a road trip. Meanwhile, Lou has a moment of realisation. (Series 2) (S)(AD) ■ Repeated on Wednesday on 4seven

11.10 Prison Night British convicts offer their perspectives on the accuracy of popular prison dramas. (S)(R)(HD) 12.35am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (S)(R)(HD) (AD) 1.25 FILM PREMIERE Dedh Ishqiya Crime caper sequel. In Hindi and Urdu. (HD) (2014, 12, 150min) ★★★ 3.55 Location, Location, Location (S)(SL)(R) 4.55 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (S)(R)(HD) 5.10-6.00am Deal or No Deal Game show. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

+1hour

SKY 135

VIRGIN F’VIEW 13 FREESAT HD 109 143 121

9 November CHANNEL 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 F’VIEW HD 150 5

HD 105/171

F’SAT 105

SKY 106 VIRGIN 110 HD 106/217 HD 109

6.00am The Dog Whisperer (AD) 7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R)(AD) 9.00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles SEAL Hunter: 6/24. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 Mai Ka Wa Kahico (Out of the Past): 15/23. (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 I Helu Pu (The Reckoning): 16/23. A woman is killed in a hotel. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 5.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 6.30 The Simpsons (R)

LOCAL VARIATIONS BBC1 SCOTLAND

Sky 951, Virgin 862, Freesat 960

7.30-8.00pm The Mountain 9.00-10.00 Scotland’s Superhospital 10.35 Scot Squad 11.05 Hugh’s War on Waste 12.05am Have I Got a Bit More News for You 12.50 The Graham Norton Show 1.35 Weather for the Week Ahead 1.406.00am BBC News

N. IRELAND

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957

Sky 970, Freesat 970

8/12. Jon Bentley looks at the world of 3D printing, Ortis Deley struggles through a gore-ﬁlled maze of zombies, and Jason Bradbury delves in the world of future gaming at Abertay University in Dundee. (S)(HD)

8.00 Police Interceptors

9.00 Beneﬁts: On the Yorkshire Dole A look at the lives of people existing on state welfare in Yorkshire, including a man who blames the demise of traditional industry in the region for his situation. (S)(HD)

10.00 Inside Holloway 1/2. Documentary exploring the history of the prison and its inmates, beginning with the period from its foundation in 1852 to 1948. (S)(R)(HD)

11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 6/13. High Court Enforcement Agents Paul and Phil are involved in a brothel eviction. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m’t 2,000 Tattoos, 40 Piercings and a Pickled Ear The world of extreme body modification. (S)(R)(HD) 12.50am SuperCasino 3.10 Pets Who Hate Vets (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 4.25 Great Artists (S)(SL)(R) 4.456.00am House Doctor (S)(SL)(R)

+1hour

SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 44 128 177 155

Homerland: Homeland spoof, in which Homer returns from a nuclear convention a changed man. With Kristen Wiig. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 Treehouse of Horror XXIV: Homer is given a Dr Seussstyle makeover. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 The Muppets NEW EPISODE 4/13. Post-work drinks with Miss Piggy turn into an epic night for the gang.

8.30 Modern Family NEW EPISODE 4/24. Phil goes into nesting mode after ﬁnding abandoned eggs. (Series 7) (S)

9.00 Trollied NEW EPISODE 2/8. Gavin sends a team of spies into new rival supermarket Lauda. (Series 5) (AD)

9.30 After Hours NEW EPISODE 2/6. Ollie and Lauren offer Willow a chance to win back ex-girlfriend Jasmine. (S)(AD)

10.00 Bring the Noise 3/8. Ricky Wilson hosts the comedy quiz with team captains Nicole Scherzinger and Tinie Tempah and regular panellist Katherine Ryan joined by Melanie C, Laurence Fox and Foxes. (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Praesidium: 3/24. The team members are interrogated by the Department of Justice. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m’t Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Legends (S)(R) (HD) 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize (R)(AD) 4.00 Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 4.30 Nothing to Declare (S)(R) 5.00-6.00am UK Border Force (S)(R)(AD)

+1hour

SKY 130

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presenters each buy a classic car at auction for less than £3000, before competing in a rally in Majorca.

8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride A man from Essex hopes to give his ﬁancée and former boss the wedding of her dreams, but is torn between the bride’s wishes and the inﬂuence of his best man.

7.00pm World News Today The day’s leading stories. (HD)

7.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 6/6. A penguin is mauled by a sea lion. (AD)

8.00 The Secret Life of Books: Cider with Rosie NEW EDITION 5/6. Joanna Trollope traces the roots of her favourite book to uncover how Laurie Lee blended fact and ﬁction. (HD)

9.00 NEW The Rise of Female Violence Alys Harte 8.30 The Quizeum NEW

1.00-5.15pm LIVE Bowls: Scottish International 10.30 Scotland 2015 11.00 Newsnight 11.40 Weather 11.45 Bowls Highlights 12.45am Top Coppers 1.15 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 2.15 DIY SOS: Homes for Veterans 3.15-6.15am Previews

N. IRELAND

Sky 972, Freesat 969

10.00-10.30pm I Lár an Aonaigh 11.15 Stormont Today 11.45pm-12.15am Live at the Apollo

WALES

Sky 971, Freesat 971

No variations

ITV As main ITV except: WALES 8.00-8.30pm Wales This Week

S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Becws 3.30 Babi Del 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Sgorio 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Cefn Gwlad 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Ffermio 10.0011.50pm Clwb Rygbi

EDITION 4/6. The search for the nation’s best amateur horror ﬁlm director continues. (HD) 11.00 Family Guy: Double bill. 11.45 American Dad! (HD) 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 The Rise of Female Violence (HD) (AD) 1.30 The Fear (HD) 2.00 Britain’s Biggest Sexists? (HD) (AD) 3.00-4.00am The Rise of Female Violence (SL)(AD)

Dreamcatcher – Surviving Chicago’s Streets A former prostitute helping vulnerable sex workers. (HD) 11.40 Lost Kingdoms of Central America (HD)(AD) 12.40am Wild Weather with Richard Hammond (HD)(AD) 1.40 Metal: How It Works (HD) 2.40 The Quizeum (HD) 3.10-3.40am Britain on Film: A Woman’s Place

ITV2

SKY 118 VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 115

SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122

6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 6.00am The Hot Desk: Ed Sheeran (HD) 6.10 Psych (HD) Charmed 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) 6.55 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) (AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement 7.25 Coronation Street (HD) (HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) (AD) 8.30 Dinner Date (HD) 11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 9.30 Psych (HD) 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (HD) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 12.10pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) (AD) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 12.40 Coronation Street (HD) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents of (AD) 1.40 Dinner Date (HD) S.H.I.E.L.D (HD)(AD) 5.00 How I 2.40-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) (HD) 6.00 Judge Rinder (HD) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD)

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Double bill of comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill.

8.00 Two and a Half Men 14/16. Charlie becomes obsessed with Rose. (HD) 8.30 15/16. Alan persuades members of the family to give him money. (Series 8) (HD)

9.00 FILM The Break-Up

7.30 2 Broke Girls 11/22. Max and Caroline are arrested. (Series 4) (HD)(AD)

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 23/24. Penny gets ﬁred from the movie. (HD)(AD) 8.30 24/24. Sheldon becomes upset about his career. (Series 7) (HD)(AD)

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8/10. Kev and Steve go on the hunt for suspected heroin dealers, dog handler Liam attends the scene of a suspected arson attack, and a driver is three-and-a-half times over the limit. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow

7.00 The Simpsons

7.00pm Top Gear The

10.30 The Fear NEW

SCOTLAND

7.00 The Gadget Show

SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT148 HD 116/211 HD164 HD 106 HD 107

WALES

BBC2

8.00 The Muppets

SKY 115 VIR106 F’VIEW 7 F’SAT147 HD 115/210 HD163 HD 105 HD 106

EDITION 2/8. From the investigates the rising number Jewish Museum London. (HD) of women who are the instigators of violent attacks, 9.00 The Last Days of Anne and also hears from the victims Boleyn The circumstances of such assaults. (HD)(AD) surrounding the execution of Henry VIII’s wife. (HD)(AD) 10.00 EastEnders As shown on BBC1. (HD)(AD) 10.00 NEW Storyville:

7.30-8.00pm X-Ray

Police Interceptors

BBC4

7.30-8.00pm Trish Deseine’s Doorstep Food 9.00-10.00 Food on the Brain 10.35 Hugh’s War on Waste 11.35 The Graham Norton Show 12.206.00am BBC News Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964

8.00

BBC3

Monday

4.25-9.15am Milkshake! 9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.10 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 12.10pm News (S)(HD) 12.15 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 1.15 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 1.45 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans The Insider: 20/24. Dr Wade and Sebastian are held hostage. (S)(R)(HD) 3.15 When Calls the Heart Lost and Found/Cease and Desist: 1&2/12. Period drama starring Erin Krakow and Lori Loughlin. (Series 1) (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 News (S)(HD) 5.30 Neighbours Steph reveals that Belinda is her ex. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.00 Home and Away Denny catches Charlotte trying to get rid of the safe Hunter stole. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 News (S)(HD)

SKY1

Monday

Comedy drama starring Vince 9.00 Made in Chelsea NEW EDITION 4/12. Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. Toff sets her sights on A newly separated couple inventor Richard Dinan. (HD) begin an uneasy cohabitation in order to hang on to their 10.00 Scream Queens NEW exclusive apartment. (HD)(AD) EPISODE Chainsaw: 3/13. (2006, 12, 107min) ★★★ Grace and Zayday uncover 11.10 Celebrity Juice a surprising connection Keith Lemon hosts the between two fellow students. comedy quiz, with guests 11.00 Gogglebox (HD) 11.50 Nathan Sykes, Chris Kamara The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) and Jerry Springer. (HD) 12.45am Made in Chelsea (HD)

12.00m’t Two and a Half Men (HD) 12.55am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (HD) 1.20 The Vampire Diaries (HD) (AD) 2.05-2.15am The Hot Desk: Kelly Clarkson (HD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

1.50 Scream Queens 2.40 2 Broke Girls (HD)(AD) 3.00 Supernatural (HD) 3.45 The 100 (HD)(AD) 4.30 Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D (SL)(HD)(AD) 5.15-6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 55

Monday

MONDAY

Entertainment

SKY LIVING

SKY ATLANTIC

SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 HD 111 HD 107/221

SKY 108 HD 108/222

6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 7.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Chopper Squad (HD) 9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00 UK Border Force (HD) 11.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA NEW EDITION (HD) 12.00noon Chicago Fire (Series 2) (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds (HD) 3.00 CSI (HD) 5.00 Customs UK (HD) 6.00 Nothing to Declare: The work of customs officers in Australia.

9.00

Criminal Minds

GOLD SKY VIRGIN 110 126

6.00am Seinfeld (HD) 8.00 Stargate Atlantis (HD) 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 10.00 The West Wing (HD) 11.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer (HD) 12.00 Without a Trace (HD) 1.00pm Blue Bloods (HD) 2.00 Stargate Atlantis (HD) 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 4.00 David Attenborough’s Kingdom of Plants (HD) 5.00 The West Wing (HD) 6.00 Without a Trace (HD)

10.00 The Leftovers

7.00am Bewitched 7.25 I Dream of Jeannie 7.50 ’Allo ’Allo! 9.00-11.00 Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill. 11.00 Cheers 11.30 Bewitched 12.00noon My Family 12.40pm The Green Green Grass 1.20 ’Allo ’Allo! 2.40 The Two Ronnies 3.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 4.00-6.00 Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill. 6.00 My Family 6.40 The Green Green Grass

8.00

The Vicar of Dibley

DAVE

ITV3

ITV4

SKY 111 VIRGIN 128 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.00am Flip Men (HD) 7.20 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green (HD) 8.10 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 9.00 American Pickers (HD) 10.00 Traffic Cops 11.00 Top Gear 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK (HD) 2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 3.00 American Pickers (HD) 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Red Bull X-Fighters (HD) 6.00 Ice Road Truckers: Highlights of the first series. (HD)

6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.10 George and Mildred 6.35 Heartbeat 7.40 Murder, She Wrote (HD) 8.35 Where the Heart Is 9.40-11.00 Judge Judy: Triple bill. 11.00 Inspector Morse (HD) 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild at Heart 3.15 Where the Heart Is 4.20 Doctor at Large 4.50 On the Buses 5.20 George and Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat: Mackerel Sky: An ex-con arrives in the village.

6.00am Gunsmoke 6.55 The Professionals 7.45 Minder 8.50 Magnum, PI (HD) 9.50 Gunsmoke 10.55 The Professionals 11.55 The Sweeney 1.00pm Minder 2.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 2.55 Gunsmoke 4.00 Magnum, PI: Transitions. (HD) 5.00 The Professionals: Dead Reckoning. 6.00 The Sweeney: Taste of Fear: A new recruit puts the lives of other squad members in jeopardy.

11.00 Last Man on Earth

7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia A couple from Adelaide try to remain calm and collected under pressure.

7.00 Cold Case Look Again: 1/23. First-ever episode of the crime drama. (Series 1) (HD)

8.00 Elementary Dirty Laundry: 11/24. A body is found in a hotel’s laundry. (Series 1) (HD)

8.00 Blue Bloods Scorched Earth: 4/23. Jackie and Danny protect an unpopular international dignitary. (Series 3) (HD)

9.00 Criminal Minds NEW EPISODE Outlaw: 4/22. Three employees are killed in a robbery at a restaurant in Las Vegas. (Series 11) (HD)

9.00 Mr Sloane 1/6. Comedy set in 1969 about a man starting a new career as a teacher after losing his job and being left by his wife. (HD)

10.00 Stalker Phobia: 4/20. A stalker terrorises his victims by playing on their phobias. (HD) 11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.50am Bones (HD) 3.30 CSI (HD) 4.20 The Real A&E (HD) 5.10-6.00am Nothing to Declare: Double bill.

10.00 The Leftovers NEW EPISODE 6/10. (Series 2) (HD) 11.15 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver NEW EDITION (HD) 11.50 Rosie O’Donnell: A Heartfelt Standup 1.10am Without a Trace (HD) 2.05 Curb Your Enthusiasm (HD) 3.15 Vegas (HD) 4.10 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 5.056.00am David Attenborough’s Kingdom of Plants (HD)

11.00 The Interviews 12.00m’t French and Saunders 12.40am Cheers 1.40 Yes, Minister 2.20 Extras 3.00 French and Saunders 3.30-4.00am Yes, Minister

11.00 Last Man on Earth NEW EPISODE (HD) 11.30 QI 12.10am Only Connect 12.50 Have I Got a Bit More News for You (HD) 1.30 Mock the Week 2.10-4.00am Suits (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

+1 hour SKY 170

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 127

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 214 129

10 PM

REAL LIVES SKY VIRG 172 160 6.00am Fat Families 7.00 Four Weddings 8.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 11.00 Show Me Your Wardrobe 11.30 America’s Next Top Model 12.30pm The Biggest Loser: Australia 2.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 3.00 Animal Hoarding 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Four Weddings 6.00 The Steve Wilkos Show 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 NY ER: Double bill. 10.00 Million Dollar Listing: Miami: A listing at a new development. 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Inside Spearmint Rhino 1.30 Sin Cities 2.00 Red Shoe Diaries 2.30 Most Shocking 3.30 Most Haunted Extra 4.00 Date My Mate 5.00-6.00am Animal Hoarding VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

56 TV&Satellite Week

SKY2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00am Andromeda 8.00 Animal House 9.00 Monkey Life 10.00am-12.00noon Nothing to Declare 12.00noon Monkey Life 1.00pm Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 2.00 Border Security USA 3.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 5.00 Monkey Life 6.00 Stargate SG-1 8.00 Supergirl Stronger Together: 2/8. Kara’s efforts to protect National City fail to go to plan. 9.00 The Flash The Flurry of Firestorm: 4/23. Barry searches for a Firestorm match. (Series 2) 10.00 Arrow (Series 4) 11.00 Prison: First and Last 24 Hours 12.00m’t Road Wars 1.00am Zoo 2.00-4.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 Road Wars 5.00-6.00am Farscape

7.20 Keeping Up Appearances Socialclimber Hyacinth attends an exclusive auction. 8.00 The Vicar of Dibley First-ever episode. The villagers discover their new vicar is a woman. 8.40 The Songs of Praise crew visits Dibley to record a programme. Guest stars Peter Capaldi. 9.20 Only Fools and Horses Rodney’s plans to make a ﬁlm are spoiled by Del-Boy. 10.00 Legends of Stand-Up & Bernard Righton SERIES FINALE 5/5. Exposé of the world’s greatest comedians.

7.00 Blackadder II Edmund embarks on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope. 7.40 Blackadder the Third Edmund gets caught up in the French Revolution. 8.20 Blackadder Goes Forth A stage show offers Blackadder a route out of the trenches. 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You Alexander Armstrong hosts, with guests Victoria Coren Mitchell and Joe Wilkinson. (HD) 10.00 QI XL With Ross Noble, Kathy Lette and Sue Perkins. (HD)

11.00 Secret Smile

6.00

7.00 Murder, She Wrote JB As in Jailbird: Jessica finds herself on a murder charge. Guest stars John Rhys-Davies and Michael Horton. (HD) 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple The Mirror Crack’d from Side to Side: A film fan is poisoned at a party held by a famous actress – who finds herself at the centre of a real-life drama, supported by Miss Marple. Guest stars Lindsay Duncan, Nigel Harman, Joanna Lumley, Hugh Bonneville and Martin Jarvis. (HD) 10.00 Law & Order: UK Paternal: 3/6. A man is found shot dead in a hotel room. Guest starring Ian Bleasdale. (Series 7) (HD) 11.00 Secret Smile: 1/2. Thriller starring David Tennant. 12.352.25am Inspector Morse (HD) VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

The Sweeney

7.00 Pawn Stars A signed baseball from 1951 and a rare $20 bill. (HD) 7.30 A man trades a 1750 blunderbuss for an engagement ring. (HD) 8.00 MotoGP Highlights The Valencia Grand Prix: Action from the 18th and ﬁnal round of the season at the Circuit Ricardo Tormo. (HD) 9.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Andrea McLean, Robbie Savage, Jessica Taylor and Rory McGrath try to win big money for charity. 10.00 Benidorm 3/6. Brandy seduces Mateo. (Series 3) (HD) 11.00 Bundesliga Football Highlights (HD) 12.00m’t Premiership Rugby Union (HD) 1.00am Motorsport UK: From Silverstone. (HD) 2.00-2.50am Ax Men (HD)

F’SAT 116

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 206 175

F’SAT 155

PICK

WATCH

ALIBI

ITV BE

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

SKY 109 VIRG 124 HD 109/245 HD 191

SKY 132 VIRG 130 HD 132/247 HD 200

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Most Haunted 8.00 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry 9.00 The Jerry Springer Show 10.30 60 Minute Makeover 11.30 Motorway Patrol 12.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 2.00 UK Border Force 3.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 4.00 Road Wars 6.00 The Dog Whisperer 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00 Stargate Atlantis 9.00 24: Live Another Day 5.00-6.00pm: 7/12. Margot takes drastic action to protect her secrets. (Series 9) 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 Murder Book 12.00m’t Most Daring 1.00am Road Wars 2.00 Sexcetera 3.00 Most Shocking 4.00 Most Haunted 5.006.00am Motorway Patrol

6.15am Real Rescues 7.00 Hart of Dixie (HD) 8.00 MasterChef Australia (HD) 9.00 Tipping Point (HD) 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Humble Pie (HD) 12.00noon MasterChef Australia (HD) 1.00pm Tipping Point (HD) 2.00 CSI: NY (HD) 4.00 The Bill 5.00 Cops Uncut HD) 5.30 CSI (Series 2) (HD) 7.30 MasterChef Australia NEW EDITION (HD) 9.00 Honey I Bought the House NEW EDITION 4/8. House-hunting challenge show. (HD) 10.00 FILM True Romance Crime thriller starring Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette. (HD) (1993, 18, 118min) ★★★ 12.30am CSI: NY (HD) 2.15-3.00am Being Human USA (HD)

7.10am Diagnosis Murder 9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 9.10 The Only Way Is 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries Essex (HD) 10.00 May (HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: the Best House Win (HD) F.B.Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & 11.00 Peter Andre’s Isles (Series 1) (HD) 60 Minute Makeover 1.00pm Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 12.05pm The (HD) 2.00 Sue Thomas: Jeremy Kyle Show USA F.B.Eye 3.00 Rizzoli & Isles (Series 1) (HD) 5.00 1.00 Flipping Out 2.00 The Real Housewives Castle (Series 4) (HD) of Orange County (HD) 6.00 Castle Demons: 3.00 The Millionaire 6/23. (Series 4) (HD) Matchmaker (HD) 4.00 7.00 Father Brown The The Real Housewives of Wrong Shape: The priest Beverly Hills: Double bill. investigates when a man (HD) 6.00 Dinner Date is found hanged. (HD) (HD) 7.00 The Millionaire 8.00 Inspector George Matchmaker (HD) Gently The Lost Child: 8.00 Dinner Date (HD) The adopted child of 9.00 Real Housewives a middle-class couple of Atlanta (HD) 10.00 is kidnapped. (HD) The Real Housewives of 10.00 Father Brown (HD) Cheshire NEW EDITION 11.00 Castle (HD) 1.00am (HD) 11.00 The Only Murdoch Mysteries (HD) Way Is Essex (HD) 3.00-4.00am Republic 11.50pm-12.45am The of Doyle (Series 4) (HD) Jeremy Kyle Show USA

6.00am The Encore Hour 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 10.00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 11.10 Heartbeat 12.10pm Peak Practice 1.10 Robin of Sherwood 2.25 The Chief 3.20 Heartbeat 4.20 Upstairs, Downstairs 5.30 The Return of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 6.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (HD) 9.00 Scott & Bailey 5/8. The investigation into Joe Bevan continues as the body count rises . (HD) 10.00 6/8. The detective duo investigate the death of a care home resident. (Series 3) (HD) 11.00 The Great Fire (HD) 12.05am Band of Gold 1.15 At Home with the Braithwaites 2.15 Kingdom 3.10 The Bletchley Circle (HD) 4.00-6.00am The Encore Hour

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 153 159

VIRG +1 hour SKY 213 125

SKY VIRG +1 hour 226 131

SKY +1 hour 208

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 158

ITV ENCORE SKY 123 HD 123/269

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor

9 November MORE4

SYFY

COMEDY CENTRAL SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 7.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon Star Trek: The Next Generation (HD) 1.00pm Quantum Leap (HD) 2.00 FILM Supercollider: Thriller. (HD) (2013, 12, 120min) ★ 4.00 Mutant X (Series 3) (HD) 5.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Series 7) 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Family Business. (Series 3)

11.00 Broad City

8.00

The Librarians

9.00

7.00 Impractical Jokers The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge. (HD) 7.30 The pranksters look back at some previously unseen footage. (HD) 8.00 Friends 9/24. Monica makes candy for her neighbours. (HD) 8.30 10/24. Ross dresses as an armadillo to impress Ben. (Series 7) (HD)

7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation Ménage à Troi: 24/26. A Ferengi kidnaps Troi and her mother. (Series 3) (HD)

9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Russell offers his perspective on the big stories making the news in an edition from 2011. (HD)

9.00 FILM Phone Booth Suspense thriller starring Colin Farrell. A New York publicist ﬁnds himself trapped inside a phone booth by an unseen sniper at the other end of the line. (HD) (2002, 15, 79min) ★★★★

10.00 Impractical Jokers NEW EDITIONS Double bill of the series. (HD)

8.55am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (HD) 10.00 Building the Dream (HD) 11.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (HD) 11.25 FILM Sea of Sand: World War Two thriller. (1958, b/w, U, 97min) ★★★ 1.25pm Time Team 3.35 The Lakes: Walking Through History (HD) 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun: From Florida. (HD) 5.45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (HD) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys (HD)

8.00 The Librarians NEW EPISODE And the Broken Staff: 2/10. The devious Prospero brings ﬁctional villains to battle the team. (Series 2) (HD)

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

Location…

SKY 113 VIRGIN HD 113/204 137 6.00am Numb3rs (Series 3) (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Boston Legal (HD) 9.00 In Plain Sight (HD) 10.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 11.00 CSI: Miami (HD) 12.00noon NCIS (HD) 2.00pm Law & Order (Series 12) (HD) 3.00 In Plain Sight (Series 4) (HD) 4.00 Numb3rs (HD) 5.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 6.00 CSI: Miami: Kill Zone: 9/24. A ruthless sniper targets downtown Miami. (Series 1) (HD)

9.00

FOX

Major Crimes

8.00am Leverage (HD) 9.00 Monk (HD) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (HD) 11.00 The Mentalist (HD) 1.00pm NCIS: Double bill. (HD) 3.00 Leverage (Series 5) (HD) 4.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (Series 6) (HD) 5.00 The Mentalist: Red Is the New Black: 13/24. A fashion designer is killed. (HD) 6.00 At First Blush: 14/24. Jane tries to prove a woman is innocent of murder. (Series 4) (HD)

9.00

7.00 NCIS Dead Air: 5/24. The team investigates the deaths of a radio DJ and a naval ofﬁcer who were both killed during a live broadcast. (HD) 8.00 Cracked: 6/24. Abby becomes personally involved in the case of a murdered naval scientist. (Series 8) (HD)

9.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in south-west London to help two couples ﬁnd their dream home. (HD)

9.00 Major Crimes NEW EPISODE Fifth Dynasty: 10/23. A dangerous gang appears on the team’s radar. (Series 4) (HD)

9.00 The Walking Dead NEW EPISODE Now: 5/16. Setbacks have an impact on morale for the citizens. See feature, page12 (Series 6) (HD)

10.00 24 Hours in A&E A seven-year-old boy is brought in after falling from a tree. (HD)

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Haystack: 15/22. A mother is accused of murder. (Series 8) (HD)

10.00 Talking Dead NEW EDITION Discussion of the latest episode of The Walking Dead. (HD)

11.00 Broad City NEW EPISODE (HD) 11.30 Lip Sync Battle (HD) 12.00m’t Impractical Jokers (HD) 1.00am South Park (HD) 1.30 Workaholics (HD) 2.00 Friends (HD) 3.00-5.00am Two and a Half Men (HD)

10.50 The Librarians (HD) 11.50 FILM Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn (HD) (2012, 15, 80min) ★★★ 1.50am Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2.50 Star Trek: The Next Generation (HD) 4.00 Haven (HD) 5.00-6.00am Haven (HD)

11.05 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 24 Hours in A&E: Double bill of the series. (HD) 3.15-3.35am River Cottage Bites (HD)

11.00pm-2.00am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (HD) 2.00am Law & Order (HD) 3.00 Numb3rs (HD) 4.00 Quincy ME 5.006.00am Boston Legal (HD)

10.50 The Walking Dead (HD) 11.50 Talking Dead (HD) 12.40am The Walking Dead (HD) 2.50 Louie (HD) 3.25 Eastbound & Down (HD) 4.00-5.00am American Dad! Double bill. (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 127 133

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 139 196

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

F’SAT 125

CBS ACTION

CBS DRAMA

4SEVEN

5USA

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 74 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 195 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

9.00am Flashpoint 10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon Star Trek 1.00pm CSI (Series 6) 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 NCIS Call of Silence: 7/23. A Marine veteran confesses to the murder of a friend 60 years previously. (Series 2) 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Melora: 6/26. Bashir falls for an alien woman. (Series 2) 9.00 CSI The Unusual Suspect: 18/24. A highschool’s homecoming queen is killed. (Series 6) 10.00 Bad Girls Looking for Love: 4/13. (Series 2) 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05am CSI 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 Oz 4.15 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.006.00am Hawaii Five-O

8.00am Knots Landing 10.00 Matlock 11.00 The District 12.00noon Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi 2.00 The High Chaparral 3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge Judy 5.00 The District 6.00 Knots Landing (Series 14) 7.00 Knots Landing Farewell, My Lovely: 13/19. (Series 14) 8.00 Judge Judy Real-life small-claims cases. 9.00 Playing the Field 4/7. Passions are aroused between Scott and Holly. (Series 4) 10.05 Sex and the City 10.40 Californication 11.15 Nurse Jackie 11.50 Jerry Springer 12.40am Sex and the City 1.15 Californication 1.50 Nurse Jackie 2.25 Jerry Springer 3.10 Beverly Hills 90210 4.005.00am The High Chaparral (Series 1)

9.00am Benchmark (HD) 10.00 Come Dine with Me (HD) 10.30 Four in a Bed (HD) 11.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 1.00pm Location, Location, Location (HD) 2.00 Four in a Bed (HD) 2.30-5.00 Come Dine with Me: In London. (HD) 5.00 Location, Location, Location 6.00 Come Dine with Me (HD) 8.00 Location, Location, Location 9.00 Grand Designs (HD) 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaner: A home in Bedfordshire that is overrun by six goats. (HD) 11.05 First Dates (HD) 12.05am The Restoration Man (HD) 1.05 Restoring Britain’s Landmarks (HD) 2.05 The Secret Life of 4 Year Olds (HD) 3.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 3.55-4.55am Come Dine with Me (HD)

7.00am Diagnosis Murder 7.50 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 9.00 Murder 101: Locked Room Mystery 10.45 Access 10.55 Diagnosis Murder 11.55 Access 12.10pm NCIS 2.10 Mystery Woman 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 CSI 6.00 CSI: NY 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS Blowback: 14/24. An arms dealer steals secret launch codes. 8.00 Friends & Lovers: 15/24. A sailor’s body is discovered in a disused restaurant. (Series 4) 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans The Insider: 20/24. Dr Wade and Sebastian are held hostage. 10.00 NCIS Double bill of the drama. (Series 8) 11.55 CSI: NY (Series 7) 12.55am CSI 1.55 CSI 2.55-3.00am Access VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 219 154 130

5 SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

6.00am Art of Survival (HD) 7.00 Treasure Houses of Britain (HD) 8.00 Benjamin Britten’s Death in Venice (HD) 10.40 Evgeny Kissin at the Orange: Mussorgsky and Encores (HD) 11.50 Classical Destinations (HD) 12.00noon Auction (HD) 1.00pm Design Dealers (HD) 2.00 The Tempest (HD) 4.45 In Love with Shakespeare (HD) 5.00 My Shakespeare (HD) 6.00 Cirque du Soleil: Corteo (HD)

The Walking Dead

7.00 NCIS Capitol Offence: 3/25. Gibbs receives a call from his old friend Senator Patrick Kiley, who claims he is being framed for murder. (HD) 8.00 Heartland: 4/25. Gibbs investigates an assault that left one Marine dead and another badly injured. (Series 6) (HD)

7.55 Grand Designs Kevin McCloud revisits a couple who built a home containing a sauna, spa, dance ﬂoor and DJ booth on a small patch of land in London. (HD)

SKY ARTS SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199

8.00

Discovering: Rock…

Cirque du Soleil: Corteo (started at 6.00pm)

Monday

8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00 Friends (HD) 10.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 11.00 The Middle (HD) 12.00noon-4.00pm Friends: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 7) (HD) 4.00pm Impractical Jokers (HD) 5.00-7.00 Friends: Back-toback episodes, including at: 6.00 7/24. Janice gets a wedding invitation. (HD) 6.30 8/24. Tag visits for Thanksgiving. (Series 7) (HD)

UNIVERSAL

SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT HD138/231 HD 203 14 124

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165

Monday

7 PM

8.00 Discovering: Rock Hudson NEW EDITION 12/13. A look at the life and career of Hollywood star Rock Hudson. 9.00 Russell Watson Live at the Royal Albert Hall The tenor’s concert at the London venue in 2011, featuring performances of Somewhere, Ave Maria, Funiculi Funicula, Volare, songs from The Phantom of the Opera and Nessun Dorma.

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

11.35 Diana Krall: Live in Rio (HD) 2.00am The Fantastic World of Michael Crawford 4.00 Nation’s Best Am Dram (HD) 5.00-6.00am Discovering: Rock Hudson

TRUE ENT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 184 189 61 142

9.00am Neighbours 9.30 6.00am The Waltons 7.00 Home and Away 10.00 Little House on the Gilmore Girls 12.00noon Prairie 8.00 The Waltons My Wife and Kids 10.00 FILM A Holiday 1.00pm Cowboy Builders for Love: Romantic 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 drama. (1996, U, 90min) Home and Away 4.00 ★★ 12.00noon Little My Wife and Kids 5.00 House on the Prairie Scrubs 5.55 Access 1.00pm FILM A Grandpa 6.00 Neighbours for Christmas: Seasonal 6.30 Home and Away comedy. (2007, U, 100min) 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed ★★ 3.00 FILM Christmas Doors Dealing with the in Canaan: Festive family subject of bereavement. drama. (2009, PG, 8.00 Benefits Britain: 86min) ★★ 5.00 Life on the Dole Highway to Heaven 6.00 9.00 Can’t Pay? Touched by an Angel We’ll Take It Away 7.00 M*A*S*H: Double bill. 8.00 The Avengers 10.00 Benefits: 26 Kids & Claiming 9.00 FILM Unlikely 11.00 FILM Planet of the Suspects: Thriller with Apes: Sci-fi adventure. Shanna Reed. (1996, (2001, 12, 120min) ★★★ 15, 87min) ★★ 11.00 1.25am Eye Candy FILM Haunting Sarah: SERIES FINALE 2.15 Supernatural thriller. My Wife and Kids (2005, 12, 90min) ★★ 2.50-3.00am Access 1.00-3.00am FILM F’SAT A Date with Darkness: +1 hour SKY 190 132 (2003, 15, 95min) ★★

DRAMA SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 20 158 190 7.10am Crusoe 8.00 Monarch of the Glen 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill: Double bill. 1.00pm Goodnight Sweetheart 1.40 Steptoe and Son 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Monarch of the Glen 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Steptoe and Son 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 7.20 Goodnight Sweetheart Sitcom. 8.00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries A Cry for Justice: A murder takes place at an exclusive club. 10.00 New Tricks Painting on Loan: A painting is found to be a fake. 11.20 Birds of a Feather 12.00m’t The Bill 1.00am The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 3.004.00am Garden Makers

TV&Satellite Week 57

Monday

MONDAY

Documentaries

DISCOVERY

ANIMAL PLANET

SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 HD 520/561 HD 251

SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 HD 523/562 HD 257

6.00am How It’s Made: Double bill. 7.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (HD) 8.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ Loud: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Wheeler Dealers: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier: Double bill of the series. (HD) 3.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition: Double bill. (HD) 6.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD)

6.00am The Zoo (HD) 7.00 Safari Park Adventure (HD) 9.00-11.00 Bondi Vet Top Ten (HD) 11.00 Animal Cops Phoenix 1.00pm Bondi Vet 1.30 RSPCA: Have You Got What It Takes? 2.00 Animal Cops Houston 4.00 My Cat from Hell: Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Animal Cops Houston 6.00 The Zoo: Tigers rip into a fresh deer hide piñata. (HD) 6.30 A day in the life of the zoo’s oldest resident. (HD)

8.00

Dr Jeff: Rocky…

7.00 Alaskan Bush People Following the Browns, an Alaskan family of seven children who live off the grid. (HD)

8.00 Fat N’ Furious: Rolling Thunder Tommy Christmas and his crew revamp a 1969 Ford Mustang. (HD)

8.00 NEW SERIES Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet The work of vet Dr Jeff Young and his staff at Denver’s Planned Pethood Plus clinic. (HD)

9.00 Fast N’ Loud NEW EDITION Richard heads to Houston to check out Gas Monkey’s top fuel NHRA dragster. (HD)

10 PM

8.00am Highway Thru Hell: USA (HD) 9.00 Air Crash Investigation: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 World War II: The Apocalypse (HD) 12.00noon Nazi Megastructures (HD) 1.00pm Wicked Tuna (HD) 2.00 Strippers: Cars for Cash (HD) 3.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 4.00 The Hospital In The Sky NEW EDITION (HD) 5.00 Ice Road Rescue (HD) 6.00 Supercars: The Corvette ZR1. (HD)

SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270 8.00-10.00am Pawn Stars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 10.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 10.30 Pawn Stars (HD) 11.00am-1.00pm Storage Wars: Back-to-back editions of the series. (HD) 1.00pm Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 2.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 2.30-4.00 Pawn Stars: Triple bill. (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars: Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 6.00 American Pickers (HD)

EDEN

YESTERDAY SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 19 537 245 6.05am The Re-Inventors 6.30 The Story of Wales 7.15 Cash in the Attic 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 10.00 Narrow Escapes of World War Two 11.00 World War II: Last Heroes 12.00noon Secret of Lincoln Jail: A Time Team Special 1.00pm Secrets of the Bible 2.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 3.00 Raiders of the Lost Past 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Timewatch: The Princess Spy 6.00 History’s Ultimate Spies

SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am Deadliest Volcanoes: As shown at 9.00pm. (HD) 10.00 Super Volcano (HD) 11.00 Hurricane 360 (HD) 12.00noon The Life of Birds 1.00pm Mega-Tsunami: Wave of Destruction 2.00 So You Think You’d Survive (HD) 3.00 Deadliest Volcanoes (HD) 4.00 Super Volcano (HD) 5.00 Hurricane 360 (HD) 6.00 The Life of Birds: Looking at the strategies used by birds to find food.

NEW

NEW 11.00 Street Outlaws…

7.00 Wheeler Dealers Mike Brewer buys a Ford Mustang Fastback and gives it to mechanic Edd China to restore. (HD)

SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 HD 526/543 HD 268

NEW

7 PM

HISTORY

NAT GEOGRAPHIC

8.00

Ice Road Rescue

10.00 Hunting Hitler

8.00

The Waterloo Dead

9.00

Deadliest…

7.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai Mel faces 71 passengers stranded by bad weather, and Carl gets to grips with explosive cargo. (HD) 8.00 Ice Road Rescue SERIES FINALE The drivers look back at memorable moments from the ﬁrst series. (HD)

7.00 Storage Wars Darrell uncovers a classic movie prop. (HD) 7.30 The buyers take a long journey into the desert. (HD) 8.00 Shipping Wars Jessica reluctantly teams up with Jenn. (HD) 8.30-10.00 Pawn Stars NEW EDITIONS A Three Stooges projector. (HD)

7.00 Perfect Storms: Disasters That Changed the World The effects of the severe Russian winter of 1941-1942 on the German army. 8.00 NEW The Waterloo Dead Forensic techniques help uncover surprising secrets from the Battle of Waterloo.

7.00 Mega-Tsunami: Wave of Destruction The threat of a giant tidal wave to the US eastern seaboard.

9.00 Tanked The company is buzzing with the news that David Hasselhoff wants a shark tank. (HD)

9.00 Yukon Gold NEW EDITION Nika and Chris receive shocking news, and Cam realises his goal may be out of reach. (HD)

9.00 Valuing a jersey signed by quarterback Dan Fouts. (HD) 9.30 Shells from bullets ﬁred during John Dillinger’s last heist. (HD)

9.00 Inside the Court of Henry VIII Proﬁling the part-Renaissance prince, part-medieval tyrant.

9.00 Deadliest Volcanoes Illustrating the new tools and techniques that are helping scientists to predict volcanic eruptions. (HD)

10.00 Fast N’ Loud Demolition Theatre: Outlaw Overdrive (HD) 11.00 NEW Street Outlaws: Bumper to Bumper: The Secrets of the Street Outlaws (HD) 12.00m’t Fat N’ Furious: Rolling Thunder (HD) 1.00am Fast N’ Loud (HD) 2.00 Fast N’ Loud Demolition Theatre… (HD) 3.00 Street Outlaws: Bumper to Bumper… (HD) 3.50-6.00am Highlights

10.00 River Monsters (HD) 11.00 Bondi Vet: Double bill. 12.00m’t Animal Cops Phoenix 1.00am Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet (HD) 2.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 Austin Stevens: Most Dangerous 3.50 Wildest Middle East: North Africa. (HD) 4.40 Swamp Wars (HD) 5.30-6.00am The Diamond Collar (HD)

10.00 Surrender: Looking at the events of the last year of World War Two from the perspective of German soldiers and civilians. (HD) 11.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 12.00m’t Wicked Tuna (HD) 1.00am Ice Road Rescue (HD) 2.00 Highway Thru Hell: USA (HD) 3.00-5.00am Air Crash Investigation: Double bill. (HD)

10.00 Hunting Hitler NEW EDITION The investigators are given a chance to explore a mysterious Nazi complex in the Argentinean jungle. (HD) 11.00 The Curse of Oak Island (HD) 12.00m’t Shipping Wars (HD) 12.30am Pawn Stars (HD) 1.00 Hunting Hitler (HD) 2.00-4.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am American Pickers (HD)

10.00 Prince Eddy: The King We Never Had Proﬁle of Victorian royal Prince Albert Victor. 11.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 12.00m’t Time Team 1.00am Wainwright Walks: Double bill. 2.00-3.00am Bullets, Boots and Bandages: How to Really Win at War

10.00 Super Volcano: Yellowstone Park’s volcano. (HD) 11.00 Hurricane 360 (HD) 12.00m’t The Life of Birds 1.00am Mega-Tsunami: Wave of Destruction 2.00 So You Think You’d Survive (HD) 3.00 Deadliest Volcanoes (HD) 3.50 Super Volcano (HD) 4.40 Hurricane 360 (HD) 5.30-6.00am Hurricane Hunters (HD)

+1 hour SKY 521

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SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 538 246

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8.00 So You Think You’d Survive Life-and-death situations and how to survive them, including tornado preparations and swarms of bees. (HD)

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8.00am Doomsday Earth 6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 6.00am Time Team 8.00 6.00am Extreme 7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 8.00am Alien Files: 6.00am Big Fish Tales (HD) 9.00am-12.00noon Greatest Tank Battles Engineering 8.00 How 8.00am-12.00noon A How It’s Made: Dream Unsealed 9.00 Ancient 6.55 Aerial America World’s Deadliest 9.00 World War Two: The Do They Do It? Double Town & Country Murder Cars 8.00 Fast N’ Loud Aliens 10.00 Big History 7.40 Into the Death Animals: Triple bill. Complete History 10.00 bill. 9.00-11.00 How It’s (HD) 12.00noon Unusual 9.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 The Lost Evidence Zone: Salvage Workers (HD) 12.00noonBattlefield 12.00noon Made: Back-to-back Suspects (HD) 1.00pm 10.00 Chasing Classic 12.00noon America’s 8.45 Dinosaur Wars 3.00pm When Sharks Hitler’s Henchmen editions. 11.00 How Do Motives & Murders (HD) Cars 11.00 What’s in Book of Secrets 1.00pm 9.55 Prohibition 11.00 Attack: Triple bill. (HD) They Do It? Double bill. 2.00 On the Case the Barn? 12.00noon Cities of the Underworld Last Days in Vietnam 1.00pm World War II in with Paula Zahn (HD) Americarna: Double bill. 2.00 A History of Britain Colour 2.00 Ultimate 12.00noon How It’s Made 3.00-6.00pm World’s 12.30pm Secret Worlds: by Simon Schama Deadliest Animals: Warfare 3.00 Industrial 1.00pm Extreme 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers Angkor Wat 1.30 Into the 3.00 Homicide Hunter Triple bill. (HD) 6.00 Revelations 4.00 Engineering 3.00 (HD) 4.00 Crime Stories 3.00 Alien Files: Unsealed: 2.00 Chasing Classic Death Zone: Salvage Doomsday Earth (HD) Greatest Tank Battles Mythbusters 5.00 How (HD) 5.00 Motives & Cars 3.00 Fast N’ Loud Double bill. 4.00 Ancient Workers 2.35 Prohibition 5.00 World War Two: Do They Do It? Double Murders (HD) 6.00 5.00 Wheeler Dealers Aliens 5.00 The Lost 3.40 Last Days in 7.00 Australia’s Most The Complete History bill. 6.00 How It’s Made: Unusual Suspects (HD) 6.00 Wheeler Dealers: Evidence 6.00 Cities of Vietnam 5.20 Secret Deadly Experts go on a 6.00 Hitler’s Henchmen Double bill. 7.00 Food 7.00 Homicide Hunter On the Road: Double bill. the Underworld 7.00 Worlds: Angkor Wat trip to Australia’s shark7.00 Against the Odds Factory: Double bill. 8.00 (HD) 8.00 Crimes That 7.00 Chasing Classic A History of Britain by infested waters. (HD) 6.35 Dinosaur Wars 8.00 Al Murray’s Road Mythbusters: Double bill. 8.00 Mustang Millionaire Shook Britain (HD) 9.00 Cars: Double bill of the Simon Schama 8.00 7.50 Secret Worlds: The to Berlin: Double bill. 10.00 Ghost Stalkers Unusual Suspects (HD) series. 8.00 Bitchin’ Anasazi 9.00 Jesse James: Ancient Aliens 9.00 Five cowboys and Rides 9.00 Airplane Repo The outlaw who captured 10.00 Monster In My Family Bible Secrets Revealed 9.00 Tony Robinson’s 11.00 Food Factory: cowgirls compete to train the imagination of World War One 10.00 Double bill. 12.00m’t NEW EDITION (HD) a wild mustang. (HD) 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 10.00 Brad Meltzer’s generations of Americans. Secrets of the Blitz: The Unexplained Files 11.00 Crimes That Shook 9.00 The competitors 11.00 Fast N’ Loud Lost History 11.00 Revealed 11.00 The 1.00am Alien Encounters Britain (HD) 12.00m’t race to get their horses 12.00m’t Bitchin’ Rides 10.15 The West: Looking at America’s Book of Falklands War 12.00m’t 2.00 Ghost Stalkers Born to Kill (HD) 1.00am fully prepared. (HD) 1.00am Chasing Classic the colonisation of the Secrets 12.00m’t Battlefield: Double bill. 3.00 Mythbusters 3.50 Monster In My Family 10.00 The competitors Cars: Double bill. 2.00 American West. 12.00m’t Ancient Aliens 1.00am 2.00am Ultimate How Do They Do It? (HD) 2.00 Crimes That go head to head on day Jesse James 1.15am Americarna: Double bill. Alien Files: Unsealed: Warfare 3.00 Time 4.40 How Stuff’s Made: Shook Britain (HD) two of the contest. (HD) The West 2.50 Dinosaur 3.00 Overhaulin’ 3.50 Double bill. 2.00 Bible Team 5.00-6.00am Double bill. 5.303.00-4.00am Born to Wars 3.45 Secret Worlds: Overhaulin’ Chronicles Secrets Revealed 3.00 11.00pm-2.00am Animal Hitler’s Henchmen 6.00am Breaking Magic Kill: David Berkowitz. (HD) The Anasazi 4.35 4.40 Americarna: Double America’s Book of Fight Club: Triple bill. Dinosaur Wars 5.35bill. 5.30-6.00am Secrets 4.00-5.00am (HD) 2.00-5.00 When SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY +1 hour 536 +1 hour +1 hour 557 260 554 263 6.00am Hell on Hooves Wheeler Dealers Sharks Attack (HD) Big History: Double bill.

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Lifestyle

9 November HOME

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9.00

Beauty and the…

7.00 MasterChef Australia The show begins with the auditions in Sydney and Adelaide with chef Gary Mehigan on the judging panel. 8.00 Extreme Couponing Shoppers who plot their way to impressive savings. 8.30 A shopper tries to complete 18 transactions. 9.00 Beauty and the Geek Australia The boys go on blind dates after receiving makeovers.

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7.00am The Home Show 8.00 Bargain Hunt 9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Escape to the Country 11.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 12.00noon Escape to River Cottage: Double bill. 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 2.00 DIY SOS: Double bill. 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Escape to the Country 5.00 The Home Show 6.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain: Discovering Suffolk’s regional specialities.

6.00

The Hairy Bikers’…

7.00 Escape to River Cottage Hugh looks after a gamekeeper’s cottage. 7.30 Hugh ﬁshes for pike in the River Piddle. 8.00 Bargain Hunt Tim Wonnacott challenges two teams to hunt for bargains at an antiques fair in Oswestry.

6.00am Highlights 8.00 Rick Stein’s India (HD) 9.00 Rachel’s Coastal Cooking (HD) 10.00 The Supersizers Go 11.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers (HD) 12.00noon Pacific Island Feasts with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 1.00pm Rick Stein’s India (HD) 2.00 Rachel’s Coastal Cooking (HD) 3.00 The Supersizers Go 4.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers (HD) 5.00 Pacific Island Feasts with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 6.00 Rick Stein’s India (HD)

10.00 Rick Stein’s India

7.00 Rachel’s Coastal Cooking NEW EDITIONS Double bill. Rachel Allen travels along the south and west coasts of Ireland. (HD) 8.00 The Supersizers Go Giles Coren and Sue Perkins try the cuisine of the Regency period.

9.00 DIY SOS Return visits to two of the best projects from the series. 9.30 Repairing a botched kitchen in Lymington, Hampshire.

9.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers Cottage pie and apple tart. (HD) 9.30 The writer prepares recipes for meatballs and a pudding. (HD)

10.00 The Home Show George Clarke visits Barnet in Hertfordshire. 10.30 Bizarre ER 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 1.00am Dr G: Medical Examiner 2.00 Extreme Couponing 3.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 4.00-6.00am Homes Under the Hammer

11.00 DIY SOS: Double bill. 12.00m’t Bargain Hunt 1.00am You Deserve This House 2.00 The Home Show 3.00-4.00am Four in a Bed

10.00 Rick Stein’s India: The chef cooks a biryani in the state of Rajasthan and has an audience with the Dalai Lama. (HD) 11.00 Rachel’s Coastal Cooking (HD) 12.00m’t The Supersizers Go 1.00am World’s Weirdest Restaurants: Double bill. (HD) 2.00 Home Shopping 5.00-6.00am Donut Showdown: Double bill. (HD)

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SHED SKY VIRGIN 242 286 6.00am Thinking Tackle 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 9.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00am-1.00pm Miami Ink: Triple bill. 1.00-4.00pm LA Ink: Triple bill. 4.00 Treehouse Masters 5.00 Fishing on the Edge: Double bill. 6.00 Thinking Tackle 7.00 Thinking Tackle A visit to the open-access Cemex site in Sandhurst. 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes Matt reveals the secrets to catching chub. 8.30 Brian Jarrett discusses using chick peas as bait. 9.00 River Monsters: Untold Stories Filming in some of the most inhospitable places on the planet. 10.00 Custom My Ride: Double bill. 12.00m’t Overhaulin’ 1.00am Thinking Tackle: Double bill. 3.00 Treehouse Masters 3.50 River Monsters: Untold Stories 4.40 Fishing on the Edge: Double bill. 5.30-6.00am Model Mania

FOOD NETWORK

REALLY

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6.00-7.30am Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics 7.30 Barefoot Contessa 8.00 Anna Olson: Bake 9.00 Pioneer Woman 10.00 Cooking Christmas with Matt and Lisa 11.00 Delia’s Classic Christmas 12.00noon 12 Chefs of Christmas 1.00pm Barefoot Contessa 2.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 3.00 Cooking Christmas with Matt and Lisa 4.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 5.00 Ready Steady Cook 6.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 7.00 Barefoot Contessa: Double bill. 8.00 Farm Kings 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Double bill. 10.00 Man v Food: Double bill. 11.00 Mystery Diners: Double bill. 12.00m’t Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Double bill. 1.00am Man v Food 2.00-3.00am Mystery Diners: Double bill.

6.00am One Born: What Happened Next? 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Escape to the Country 10.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals: Double bill. 11.00 Ghost Adventures: Double bill. 1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build 2.00 Escape to the Country 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer 4.00 Border Patrol: Double bill. 5.00 Helicopter Heroes 6.00 Homes Under the Hammer 7.00 Escape to the Country: A rural retreat in Devon. 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build: Double bill. 10.00 Born to Kill: Profile of the Washington snipers of 2002. 11.00 I Survived Evil: A woman whose daughter was strangled. 12.00m’t Cold Justice 1.00am Paranormal Witness 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Rescue: Code One: Double bill. 4.45 Wife Swap USA 5.356.00am Medical Emergency

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AMC

DMAX

SONY TV

SKY HD 192/276 7.00pm FILM Northfork: Surreal drama set in 1955 starring Nick Nolte, Daryl Hannah and James Woods. (2003, PG, 103min) ★★★★ 9.00 Breaking Bad: Grey Matter: 5/7. Walter and Skyler attend a former colleague’s party. (Series 1) 10.00 Mad Men: Nixon v Kennedy: 12/13. The Sterling Cooper team watches the election returns. (Series 1) 11.00 FILM Freedom Writers: Classroom drama based on a true story starring Hilary Swank and Patrick Dempsey. (2006, 12, 117min) ★★★ 1.30am Breaking Bad 2.30 Mad Men 3.30-5.30am The Shield: Double bill.

SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00 American Chopper 8.00 Inside West Coast Customs 9.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 10.00 Food Factory 11.00 Operation Repo 12.00noon Dangerous Flights 1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 Your Kid Ate What? 3.00 Food Factory 4.00 Tanked 6.00-8.00 Operation Repo 8.00 Food Factory 9.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00 Bear Grylls: Escape from Hell 11.00 Tanked: Double bill. 1.00am River Monsters 2.00 Inside West Coast Customs 3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark 3.50 The Garage 4.40 American Chopper 5.306.00am Mystery Hunters

SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Ghost Hunters International: Double bill. 12.00noon FILM A Holiday Heist: Comedy. (2011, PG, 90min) ★★ 2.00pm 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 3.00 Will & Grace 4.00 Ghost Hunters International 6.00 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 7.00 Ghost Hunters International 8.00 Ghost Hunters 9.00 FILM The Ring Two: Horror. (2004, 15, 110min) ★★★ 11.15 Hot in Cleveland: Double bill. 12.15am Will & Grace: Double bill. 1.15 Spooks 2.20 Ghost Hunters 3.104.00am Hot in Cleveland

CBS REALITY

SPIKE

SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 9.00am Medical Detectives 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 12.00noon Medical Detectives 1.00-3.00pm Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00-7.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved 10.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row 11.00 Medical Detectives: Double bill. 12.00m’t I Survived 1.00am Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved 2.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row 3.30 World’s Wildest Police Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 5.10-6.00am Cheaters

SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, VIRG 156 7.00am Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons 8.00 News 9.00 Jerseylicious 10.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Double bill. 11.00 Dash Dolls 12.00noon News 1.00pm Giuliana and Bill 2.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 3.00 Total Divas 4.00 News 5.00 Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons 7.00 News 8.00 Dash Dolls 9.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Double bill. 11.00 News 12.00m’t Botched 1.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.30 Shopping 2.30 News 4.30-5.00am Celebrity Style Story

SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 9.00am Access 9.05 Bar Rescue 10.00 Stobart: Trucks, Trains & Planes 11.00 Police Interceptors 12.00noon Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 1.00pm Cops 2.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 3.00 Terror in The Skies: World’s Scariest Flights 4.00 Bar Rescue 5.00 Stobart: Trucks, Trains & Planes 6.00 Secrets of the Scammers 7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 Criminals: Caught on Camera 9.00 Stop! Police Interceptors 10.00 Bar Rescue 11.55 Criminals: Caught on Camera 1.00am Bar Rescue 1.55 Coaching Bad NEW EDITION 2.50-3.00am Access

CHALLENGE

LIFETIME

TLC

SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 Bullseye 8.00 Pointless 9.55 Catchphrase 10.55 Strike It Lucky 11.25 Bullseye 11.55 The Million Pound Drop 1.00pm Pointless 3.00 Fifteen to One 4.00 Ninja Warrior: Double bill. 5.00 Fort Boyard 6.00 Robot Wars 7.00 Pointless: Double bill. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop 10.40 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 11.40 Bullseye: Double bill. 12.50am Family Fortunes 1.20 Wheel of Fortune 1.50 Pointless: Double bill. 3.40 Ninja Warrior 4.05 Fort Boyard 5.00-6.00am Fifteen to One: Double bill.

SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, VIRGIN 208, HD 209 7.00am Property Brothers (HD) 8.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) 9.00 Judge Judy (HD) 11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon Property Brothers (HD) 1.00pm Flipping Vegas (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 5.00 Little Women: NY (HD) 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 7.00 Judge Judy (HD) 9.00 Dance Mums with Jennifer Ellison NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 Step It Up NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce (HD) 12.00m’t Hardcore Pawn (HD) 1.00am Dance Mums with Jennifer Ellison (HD) 2.00 Step It Up (HD) 3.00-5.00am Highlights

SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 6.00am Highlights 10.00 Long Island Medium (HD) 11.00 I Found the Gown (HD) 12.00noon Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm Extreme Couponing (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 3.00 Something Borrowed, Something New (HD) 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 Long Island Medium (HD) 7.00 I Found the Gown (HD) 8.00 Our Little Family NEW EDITIONS (HD) 9.00 I’m Having Their Baby NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 Mistresses (HD) 11.00 Dr G: Medical Examiner (HD) 12.00m’t Our Little Family (HD) 1.00-6.00am Highlights

COMEDY CENTRAL

EXTRA

SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 Rules of Engagement 11.00 Friends 12.00noon Two and a Half Men 1.00pm Impractical Jokers 2.00 Rules of Engagement 3.00 The Middle 4.00 Two and a Half Men 5.00 Rules of Engagement 6.00 Two and a Half Men 7.00 The Middle 8.00 Rules of Engagement 9.00 Impractical Jokers 9.30-11.00 South Park 11.00 Friends 12.00m’t Live at the Apollo 1.00am Comedy Central at the Comedy Store 1.30 Tosh.0 2.00 Rufus Hound: Being Rude 3.15 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store 3.35 Grouchy Young Men 4.00 South Park 4.206.00am The King of Queens

QUEST

TRUTV

SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00am Highlights 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge 8.00 How It’s Made 9.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10.00 Salvage Squad 11.00 Auto Trader 12.00noon Extreme Engineering 1.00pm How Do They Do It? 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 7.00 Salvage Hunters 8.00 Tanked 9.00 Gold Rush 10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 How It’s Made 12.00m’t Forensic Detectives: Double bill. 2.00am Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.00-6.00am Highlights

SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 6.00am-2.00pm LA Forensics: Back-to-back editions. 2.00-7.00pm Crime Stories: Back-to-back editions of the series. 7.00-9.00 Tattoo Nightmares: Miami: Back-to-back editions. 9.00 Skin Wars 10.00 RuPaul’s Drag Race NEW EDITION The contestants come up with three different looks. 11.00 RuPaul’s Drag Race: Untucked! NEW EDITION 11.30 Total Blackout 12.00m’t-3.00am Crime Stories: Triple bill. 3.005.00am Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions. 5.00-6.00am Missing Persons Unit: Double bill.

Monday

6.00am Quints by Surprise: Double bill. 7.00 Baby ER: Double bill. 8.00 Hospital Sydney 9.00 Baby ER: Double bill. 10.00 Extreme Couponing: Double bill. 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 12.00noon Little People, Big World: Double bill. 1.00pm Country House Rescue: Double bill. 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer: Double bill. 5.00 Hospital Sydney: Double bill.

Other channels A-Z

GOOD FOOD

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Monday

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Monday PM

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6.00am Assassin 7.30 Pan: On Set Special 8.00 Wild As 10.15pm. 10.15 Jingle All the Way 2 As 6.15pm. 12.00noon Extinction As 3.30am. 2.00pm Assassin As 12.25am. 3.30 Spectre Special 4.00 American Sniper As 8.00pm. 6.15 Jingle All the Way 2 Comedy sequel starring Larry the Cable Guy. A man goes to extreme lengths to attain a popular toy for his stepdaughter. (2014, U, 90min) ★

Films

10.15 Wild

6.00am Robin Hood 7.30 Kronk’s New Groove 8.55 102 Dalmatians 10.45 Sleeping Beauty 12.10pm Muppets Most Wanted 2.00 The Muppet Christmas Carol 3.30 Meet the Robinsons Animation. (S) (2006, U, 90min) ★★★★ 5.10 Robin Hood Cartoon adventure. (S) (1973, U, 80min) ★★★ 6.40 Sleeping Beauty Animated fairy tale featuring the voice of Mary Costa. (S) (1959, U, 75min) ★★★★

5.10

8.00 American Sniper Biopic starring Bradley Cooper. A navy Seal ﬁnds life back on civvy street difﬁcult to deal with after four tours of Iraq. (S) (2014, 15, 132min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

Robin Hood

8.00 The Muppet Christmas Carol Musical starring Michael Caine. In Victorian London, an old miser is visited by three ghosts and realises it’s ﬁnally time to stop being grumpy. (S) (1992, U, 86min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11 PM

10.15 Wild Drama with Reese Witherspoon. A woman tries to turn her life around by going on an epic solo trek along America’s Paciﬁc Crest Trail. (S) (2014, 15, 111min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.25am Assassin Crime thriller with Danny Dyer. (S) (2014, 15, 78min) ★ 1.55 Let Us Prey Horror thriller. (S) (2014, 18, 92min) ★★★ 3.30 Extinction Adventure starring Sarah Mac. (2014, 15, 100min) ★ 5.30-6.00am Spectre Special

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9.30 Muppets Most Wanted Comedy starring Ricky Gervais. The gang’s tour is hijacked by Kermit’s evil double, who uses their performances as cover for a crime spree. (S) (2014, U, 103min) ★★★

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Spy Kids 3: Game Over

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6.00am Gravity 7.40 Alexander 10.40 The 6th Day 12.50pm True Lies 3.15 Noah Biblical epic starring Russell Crowe and Ray Winstone. (S) (2014, 12, 139min) ★★★★ 5.35 Gravity Sci-fi thriller starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney. (S) (2013, 12, 91min) ★★★★ 7.10 X-Men Comic-book fantasy adventure starring Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman and Ian McKellen. (S) (2000, 12, 104min) ★★★

9.00

True Lies

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

8.40 The Mask of Zorro Epic swashbuckling adventure starring Antonio Banderas and Anthony Hopkins. The legendary hero searches for a successor and ﬁnds him in the shape of a young bandit. With Catherine Zeta Jones. (S) (1998, PG, 137min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

SKY 308 VIRGIN 408 HD 308/335 HD 438 6.10am Young Frankenstein 8.00 Lovesick 9.35 Boat Trip 11.15 Last Vegas 1.10pm Bruce Almighty Comedy. (S) (2003, 12, 96min) ★★★ 3.00 About a Boy Comedy drama starring Hugh Grant. (S) (2002, 12, 101min) ★★★★ 4.50 Daddy Day Care Comedy with Eddie Murphy. (S) (2003, PG, 92min) ★★★ 6.25 Nacho Libre Comedy starring Jack Black and Ana de la Reguera. (2006, 12, 92min) ★★★★

6.25

X-Men (ﬁlm started at 7.10pm)

9.00 True Lies Action comedy adventure starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis. A spy’s double life as a staid computer salesman has his wife fooled, until she gets caught up in one of his missions while persuing some excitement in her own life. (1994, 15, 141min) ★★★★

Nacho Libre

8.00 American Pie Comedy starring Jason Biggs, Chris Klein and Natasha Lyonne. A group of teenage friends pledge to lose their virginity before the school prom – which is only three weeks away. (S) (1999, 15, 96min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.45 Last Vegas Comedy starring Michael Douglas, Robert De Niro, Morgan Freeman and Kevin Kline. (S) (2013, 12, 105min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.20 The Last Flight of Noah’s Ark Adventure with Elliott Gould. A plane carrying a cargo of animals crashlands. (S) (1980, U, 97min) ★★★ 1.05am Heavyweights Comedy starring Aaron Schwartz and Ben Stiller. (S) (1994, PG, 97min) ★ 2.50 Jungle 2 Jungle Comedy. (S) (1997, PG, 104min) ★★ 4.40-6.00am 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London Adventure Family adventure. (S) (2002, U, 71min) ★

SKY COMEDY

SKYACTION/ADVENTURE

6.20am The Perfect Summer 7.45 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 10.10 The Book of Life 11.50 The Mask of Zorro 2.10pm Spy Kids 3.40 Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams Adventure sequel starring Alexa Vega. (S) (2002, U, 100min) ★★★★ 5.30 Spy Kids 3: Game Over Sci-fi adventure. (S) (2003, U, 84min) ★★★ 7.00 The Book of Life Animation with the voice of Diego Luna. (S) (2014, U, 91min) ★★★★

5.30

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11.00 The Perfect Summer Drama with Adam Horner. A teenager living a lonely life gains a new passion when his grandfather teaches him to surf. (S) (2013, PG, 85min) ★ 12.25am Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Musical fantasy with Dick Van Dyke. (S) (1968, U, 136min) ★★★★ 2.50 Spy Kids Family adventure. (S) (2001, U, 88min) ★★★★ 4.20-6.05am Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams As 3.40pm.

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11.30 Last Action Hero Action fantasy starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austin O’Brien and Charles Dance. A magic cinema ticket transports a young movie fan into the on-screen action. (S) (1993, 15, 130min) ★★★ 1.45am Face/Off Action thriller starring John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. (S) (1997, 18, 133min) ★★★★ 4.10-6.00am Broken Lance Western starring Spencer Tracy and Robert Wagner. (1954, U, 96min) ★★★★

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11.35 Fading Gigolo Comedy drama directed by and starring John Turturro. (S) (2013, 15, 90min) ★★ 1.10am The Hooligan Factory Spoof of hooligan movies starring Jason Maza. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★ 2.45 The Hottie & the Nottie Comedy starring Paris Hilton. (S) (2008, 12, 90min) ★★ 4.20-6.15am Young Frankenstein Mel Brooks’s horror spoof. (S) (1974, b/w, PG, 105min) ★★★★★

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6.45am The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 8.40 Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom 11.10 Die Hard with a Vengeance 1.20pm The Last Days on Mars 3.00 Annabelle As 10.00pm. 4.45 The Grand Budapest Hotel As 11.45pm. 6.30 The Nut Job Animated comedy with the voice of Will Arnett. (S) (2014, U, 86min) ★★★

7.00am The Color of Money 9.05 Crimson Tide 11.15 Dragnet 1.15pm The Nutty Professor Comedy remake starring Eddie Murphy. (S) (1996, 12, 95min) ★★★ 3.00 West Side Story Musical starring Natalie Wood. (S) (1961, PG, 152min) ★★★★★ 5.35 As Good As It Gets Comedy with Jack Nicholson. (S) (1997, 15, 138min) ★★★

6.00am Trouble Along the Way 8.05 Atlantis, the Lost Continent 9.45 Night Raiders 10.50 The Dawn Patrol 12.50pm Kung Fu 3.00 Never So Few Romantic action drama starring Frank Sinatra. (1959, PG, 124min) ★★★ 5.20 They Were Expendable World War Two drama starring John Wayne. (1945, b/w, U, 135min) ★★★

(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Xena: Warrior Princess 9.00 Hercules: The 10.00am Stranded 11.50 Legendary Journeys 10.00 Sony Movie News Extra The Invaders 11.00 Dark 12.00noon Highway to Storm 12.50pm Horror Heaven 3.00pm Santa’s Highlights 1.00 Special Summer House Comedy. Unit 2 2.00 The Invaders (2012, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00 Doctor Who 4.00 4.50 Sony Movie News Extra Prehistoric Women Fantasy. 5.00 K9 Christmas Fantasy. (1966, PG, 95min) ★★ (2013, U, 85min) ★★ 6.50 5.50 Horror Highlights Sony Movie News Extra 6.00 The Incredible Hulk

7.00am The Christmas Stallion 9.00 The Christmas Card 11.00 Recipe for a Perfect Christmas 1.00pm The Christmas Shoes Drama. (2002, PG, 90min) ★ 3.00 One Christmas Seasonal drama. (1994, PG, 86min) ★★★ 5.00 The Christmas Wish Seasonal drama starring Debbie Reynolds. (1998, U, 78min) ★★

8.00 The Other Woman Comedy with Cameron Diaz. (S) (2014, 12, 107min) ★★ 10.00 Annabelle Horror starring Annabelle Wallis. (S) (2014, 15, 97min) ★★ 11.45 The Grand Budapest Hotel Comedy drama starring Ralph Fiennes. (S) (2014, 15, 97min) ★★★★★ 1.30am The Last Days on Mars Sci-fi horror. (S) (2013, 15, 98min) ★★ 3.15 Nothing Left to Fear Horror starring Anne Heche. (S) (2013, 15, 96min) ★★★ 5.05-7.05am The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Comedy. (S) (2013, PG, 112min) ★★★★

8.00 Crimson Tide Thriller starring Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman. (1995, 15, 116min) ★★★★ 10.00 Jaws Steven Spielberg’s monster thriller starring Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw and Richard Dreyfuss. (S) (1975, 12, 125min) ★★★★★ 12.10am The Color of Money Sports drama sequel to The Hustler, with Paul Newman. (S) (1986, 15, 119min) ★★★ 2.15 Con Air Action thriller starring Nicolas Cage. (S) (1997, 18, 115min) ★★ 4.15-6.15am Dragnet Comedy thriller starring Dan Aykroyd. (S) (1987, PG, 106min) ★★

7.45 Sherlock Holmes Faces Death Murder mystery. (1943, b/w, U, 68min) ★★ 9.00 Out of Reach Action thriller starring Steven Seagal. (2004, 15, 82min) ★ 10.40 The Crying Game Thriller starring Stephen Rea. (1992, 18, 108min) ★★★★ 12.45am A Perfect Murder Thriller with Michael Douglas. (1998, 15, 108min) ★★★ 2.45 Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 3.35 Kung Fu 4.30-6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

7.00 The Shadow Riders Western starring Tom Selleck, Sam Elliott and Ben Johnson. (1982, PG, 95min) ★★★ 9.00 PREMIERE Force of Execution Gangster thriller starring Steven Seagal, Danny Trejo and Ving Rhames. An assassination attempt gone wrong results in a gang war. (2013, 15, 95min) ★★ 11.05 Ghosts of Mars Sci-fi thriller starring Natasha Henstridge and Ice Cube. (2001, 15, 97min) ★★★ 1.00-4.00am Highway to Heaven Triple bill. 4.00-6.00am Providence Double bill. (Series 3&4)

7.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 7/22. Hercules rescues the beautiful Psyche. 8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. 9.00 Dark Feed Horror starring Andy Rudick and Victoria Nugent. (2013, 18, 86min) ★ 10.45 Bare Behind Bars Erotic prison drama. Subtitled. (1980, 18, 87min) ★★★ 12.35am The Rats Horror thriller. (2001, 12, 84min) ★ 2.20 Dear Mr Gacy Factbased drama starring Jesse Moss. (2010, 18, 103min) ★★ 4.20-4.30am Horror Highlights Preview.

7.00 Christmas in Connecticut Seasonal comedy directed by Arnold Schwarzenegger. (1992, U, 90min) ★★★ 9.00 One Special Night Romantic drama starring James Garner and Julie Andrews as strangers who develop a bond after they are stranded by a blizzard. (1999, PG, 87min) ★★ 11.00 Little Women 1/2. Drama with Meredith Baxter. 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am The Christmas Choir Festive drama. (2008, U, 90min) ★★★

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6.30am The Truth About Emanuel 8.20 Bad Karma 10.00 All the President’s Men 12.30pm Bird on a Wire 2.35 Deception Drama with Geoffrey Rush and Jim Sturgess. (S) (2013, 15, 125min) ★★★★ 5.00 Lone Survivor Fact-based war drama starring Mark Wahlberg. (S) (2013, 15, 118min) ★★★★ 7.15 The Art of the Steal Crime comedy starring Kurt Russell and Matt Dillon. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★

The Art of the Steal

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9.00 Ocean’s Eleven Crime caper thriller starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Andy Garcia and Matt Damon. Less than 24 hours after his release from prison on parole, a charismatic thief recruits a team of specialists to rob three Las Vegas casinos on a single night. (S) (2001, 12, 116min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.00 A Man Apart Action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Larenz Tate. (S) (2003, 18, 109min) ★ 1.00am Top Dog Crime thriller starring Leo Gregory and Vincent Regan. (S) (2014, 18, 91min) ★ 2.45 The Firm Hooligan drama starring Paul Anderson and Calum MacNab. (S) (2009, 18, 90min) ★★ 4.25-6.10am Malpractice Thriller with Gabrielle Carteris and Michael Arata. (S) (2001, PG, 91min) ★★

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Jack Frost

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8.00 Batman Returns Comic-book adventure sequel starring Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito and Michelle Pfeiffer. Batman needs all his resources of brain and brawn to combat a trio of ﬁendish villains who are terrorising Gotham City. (S) (1992, 12, 121min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.10 Die Hard Action thriller starring Bruce Willis. A cop tackles a gang of terrorists when it seizes control of an ofﬁce block at Christmas. (S) (1988, 15, 131min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.25am Pete’s Christmas Fantasy starring Zachary Gordon and Molly Parker. (S) (2013, PG, 86min) ★★ 2.05 Holy Night! Animated fantasy featuring the voice of Anabel Alonso. (S) (2011, U, 92min) ★★★ 3.50 Snow Buddies Canine adventure sequel with the voice of Jim Belushi. (S) (2008, U, 87min) ★★ 5.30-6.00am Pan: On Set Special

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6.00am Dracula Untold 7.45 The Eye 9.30 The Abyss: Special Edition 12.30pm Transformers: Age of Extinction As 9.00pm. 3.30 As Above, So Below As 11.50pm. 5.15 The Top Ten Show 2015 5.30 The Eye Supernatural thriller remake starring Jessica Alba and Parker Posey. (2008, 15, 92min) ★★ 7.15 Dracula Untold Fantasy adventure starring Luke Evans and Dominic Cooper. (S) (2014, 15, 92min) ★★

Transformers: Age of…

Dracula Untold (ﬁlm started at 7.15pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00 Transformers: Age of Extinction Sci-ﬁ adventure starring Mark Wahlberg and Stanley Tucci. The shapechanging robots emerge from hiding to prevent technology from their own planet being used in a plot that could threaten all life on Earth. (S) (2014, 12, 166min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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7.00am A Perfect Christmas 9.00 The Christmas Parade 11.00 A Dog Named Christmas 1.00pm Defending Santa Festive drama. (2013, U, 120min) ★★ 3.00 Christmas Mix Romantic comedy starring Haylie Duff. (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 5.00 Paper Angels Festive drama starring Josie Bissett. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★

6.00am Bomber Command 7.10 The Fall of France 8.25 Operation Dames 10.05 The Woman on Pier 13 11.35 The Body Stealers 1.25pm The Las Vegas Story 3.15 Buck and the Preacher Western with Sidney Poitier. (1971, PG, 102min) ★★ 5.25 Best of the Badmen Western starring Robert Ryan. (1951, U, 84min) ★★

7.05 The Covenant Thriller starring Sebastian Stan. (2006, 12, 97min) ★ 9.00 Vacancy Horror with Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsale. (2007, 15, 85min) ★★★ 10.45 Gattaca Sci-fi drama starring Ethan Hawke. (1997, 15, 106min) ★★★★ 12.55am Death Note Relight: Visions of a God Animation. (2009, 15, 93min) ★★★ 3.40 Sony Movie News Extra 3.55 Cave In Disaster drama. (2003, PG, 87min) ★★ 5.50-6.00am Sony Movie News Extra The latest news.

7.00 The Great Santa Rescue Drama starring Abraham Benrubi and Joey Lauren Adams. (2013, U, 87min) ★★ 9.00 Angels and Ornaments Fantasy starring Jessalyn Gilsig and Graham Abbey. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 11.00 The Christmas Spirit Fantasy starring Nicollette Sheridan and Bart Johnson. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 1.00am A Royal Christmas Romantic drama with Lacey Chabert and Stephen Hagan. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am Christmas with Tucker Drama starring James Brolin. (2013, PG, 120min) ★

7.10 Tall in the Saddle Western starring John Wayne, Ella Raines and Ward Bond. (1944, b/w, U, 87min) ★★ 9.00 Captain Apache Western starring Lee Van Cleef, Stuart Whitman and Carroll Baker. (1971, 12, 94min) ★★ 10.50 Eyes of Laura Mars Thriller with Faye Dunaway and Tommy Lee Jones. (1978, 15, 104min) ★★★ 12.50am Vampire Bats Horror sequel starring Lucy Lawless. (2005, 15, 85min) ★★ 2.35-4.00am Journey into Fear Thriller starring Joseph Cotten and Orson Welles. (1942, b/w, U, 71min) ★★★

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing

6.00am M*A*S*H 8.05 Tora! Tora! Tora! 10.35 Empire of the Sun As 9.00pm. 1.15pm Flags of Our Fathers As 11.35pm. 3.35 In Harm’s Way Epic war drama starring John Wayne, Kirk Douglas and Patricia Neal. (1965, b/w, PG, 160min) ★★ 6.30 Tora! Tora! Tora! World War Two epic about the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, starring Martin Balsam, Jason Robards and Joseph Cotten. (S) (1970, U, 144min) ★★★

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Tora! Tora! Tora!

■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am To Catch a Thief 1.10pm Destination Gobi 3.00 Face of a Fugitive Western adventure. (S) (1958, U, 81min) ★★ 4.40 Aces High World War One flying drama. (S) (1976, PG, 114min) ★★ 6.55 St Trinian’s 2: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold Comedy sequel. (S) (2009, PG, 106min) ★★

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Tora! Tora! Tora! (ﬁlm started at 6.30pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

Slumdog Millionaire

St Trinian’s 2: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold (ﬁlm started at 6.55pm)

9.00 Empire of the Sun Steven Spielberg’s epic drama starring Christian Bale as a young English boy who learns to survive in a Japanese internment camp in occupied China during World War Two. With John Malkovich, Miranda Richardson and Nigel Havers. (S) (1987, PG, 152min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00 Slumdog Millionaire Director Danny Boyle’s vibrant romantic drama set in India, starring Dev Patel, Anil Kapoor and Freida Pinto. An 18-yearold orphan from the slums of Mumbai, on the brink of winning India’s Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, reveals the incredible story of his life. (S) (2008, 15, 115min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.50 As Above, So Below Horror starring Perdita Weeks and Edwin Hodge. (S) (2014, 15, 93min) ★★★ 1.30am The Crow Supernatural thriller with Brandon Lee and Ernie Hudson. (1994, 18, 110min) ★★★★ 3.20 Chained Horror with Eamon Farren. (S) (2012, 18, 90min) ★★★ 5.00 The Martian: Sky Movies Special With Ridley Scott. 5.30-6.00am Transformers: Age of Extinction Special With Alex Zane.

9.00am To Find My Son 11.00 The Elf Who Didn’t Believe 1.00pm K9 Christmas Adventure starring Luke Perry. (2013, U, 85min) ★★ 2.50 Sony Movie News Extra 3.00 The Town That Banned Christmas Comedy starring Matt McCoy. (2006, PG, 85min) ★★ 4.50 Fools Rush In Comedy starring Matthew Perry. (1997, 12, 109min) ★★

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Monday

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6.20am Holiday Inn 8.10 The Top Ten Show 2015 8.25 Pete’s Christmas 10.00 Jack Frost 11.50 Batman Returns As 8.00pm. 2.00pm Die Hard As 10.10pm. 4.15 Almost Christmas Comedy drama starring Paul Giamatti and Paul Rudd. (S) (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★ 6.10 Jack Frost Fantasy drama starring Michael Keaton, Kelly Preston, Mark Addy and Joseph Cross. (S) (1998, PG, 97min) ★

Monday

11.35 Flags of Our Fathers Clint Eastwood’s World War Two drama starring Ryan Phillippe, Jesse Bradford and Adam Beach. (S) (2006, 15, 132min) ★★★★★ 1.50am Emperor Fact-based post-World War Two drama starring Matthew Fox and Tommy Lee Jones. (S) (2012, 12, 103min) ★★ 3.50-6.00am Strategic Air Command Drama starring James Stewart. (S) (1955, U, 114min) ★★★

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11.25 Double Jeopardy Thriller. (S) (1999, 15, 105min) ★★★ 1.30-4.00am The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover Peter Greenaway’s macabre drama. (S) (1989, 18, 120min) ★★★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 6.00pm The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Disney Children’s fantasy adventure based on the novel by CS Lewis. (HD) ★★★ 7.00pm Northfork AMC Surreal drama set in 1955, starring Nick Nolte. ★★★★ 9.00pm The Hangover ITV Dark comedy starring Bradley Cooper. (HD) ★★★★ 9.00pm The Break-Up ITV2 Comedy drama starring Vince Vaughn. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm The Ring Two SonyTV Horror chiller sequel starring Naomi Watts. ★★★ 9.00pm Phone Booth Syfy Suspense thriller starring Colin Farrell. (HD) ★★★★

10pm TILL LATE 11.00pm Planet of the Apes 5★ Director Tim Burton’s sci-fi adventure remake, starring Mark Wahlberg. ★★★ 11.50pm Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn Syfy Sci-fi adventure. (HD) ★★★ 1.25am Dedh Ishqiya Channel 4 Crime caper starring Naseeruddin Shah. (HD) ★★★

TV&Satellite Week 61

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MONDAY

Sport

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6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: Australia v New Zealand: The fifth and final day of the first Test in the three-match series, held at the Brisbane Cricket Ground. (HD) 7.30 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 8.00 Goals on Sunday (HD) 9.00 Ford Football Special (HD) 10.30 Fight Night (HD) 11.30 Spanish Football Highlights (HD) 12.00noon Grand Slam of Darts Day two. (HD) 3.30pm Darts Gold (HD) 4.00 Game Changers (HD) 4.30 Fantasy Football Club – The Highlights Discussion show. (HD) 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD) 6.00 Football League Goals Highlights. (HD) 7.00 LIVE Grand Slam of Darts The evening session on day three at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring matches in the group stage. (HD) 11.00 MLS Highlights (HD) 12.00m’t Football Gold 12.15am NFL Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals (HD) 1.00 LIVE NFL: San Diego Chargers v Chicago Bears: The inter-conference clash from the Qualcomm Stadium. Kick-off is at 1.30. (HD) 4.30 Football Gold (HD) 5.006.00am Darts Gold (HD)

6.00am The Sky Sports Years (HD) 7.00 Grand Slam of Darts (HD) 10.45 Darts Gold (HD) 12.00noon Sportswomen of the Year Awards 2015 As shown at 7.00pm. (HD) 1.00pm NFL As shown at 4.00pm. (HD) 2.00 NFL Highlights of Indianapolis Colts v Denver Broncos. (HD) 3.00 NFL Action from Dallas Cowboys v Philadelphia Eagles. (HD) 4.00 NFL Action from Carolina Panthers v Green Bay Packers. (HD) 5.00 Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. (HD) 6.00 Test Cricket India v South Africa. (HD) 7.00 Sportswomen of the Year Awards 2015 Highlights of the awards ceremony. (HD) 8.00 Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. (HD) 9.00 Test Cricket India v South Africa. (HD) 10.00 La Liga Goals Action from Spain. (HD) 11.00 Sportswomen of the Year Awards 2015 As 7.00pm. (HD) 12.00m’t SPFL Round-Up (HD) 12.30am Darts Gold 1.00 Grand Slam of Darts (HD) 5.006.00am Football Gold

6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: India v South Africa: The ﬁnal day of the ﬁrst Test in the four-match series, held at the Punjab Cricket Association Stadium in Mohali. (HD) 11.30 Test Cricket (HD) 12.30pm Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 1.00 The Sky Sports Years Action from 1997. (HD) 2.00 Sportswomen of the Year Awards 2015 (HD) 3.00 Fight Night (HD) 4.00 WWE From the Vault Double bill. (HD) 4.30 WWE – Raw 6.30 Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights (HD) 7.00 NFL Action from Carolina Panthers v Green Bay Packers. (HD) 8.00 NFL Highlights of Indianapolis Colts v Denver Broncos. (HD) 9.00 NFL Action from Dallas Cowboys v Philadelphia Eagles. (HD) 10.00 Fight Night (HD) 11.00 WWE – Late Night – Raw (HD) 12.00m’t WWE From the Vault (HD) 12.30am Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights (HD) 1.00 LIVE WWE – Late Night – Raw (HD) 4.15 WWE From the Vault (HD) 4.45 WWE Slam City (HD) 5.00-6.00am Time of Our Lives (HD)

6.00am PGA Tour Classic 7.00 WWE – Raw (HD) 8.00 World Golf Championship: The HSBC Champions. (HD) 1.00pm Sporting Greats Double bill. (HD) 2.00 Sporting Heroes: Gary Newbon Interviews Sir Roger Bannister (HD) 3.00 World Golf Championship The HSBC Champions. (HD) 4.00 Sporting Greats (HD) 5.00 Sporting Heroes: Gary Newbon Interviews Sir Roger Bannister (HD) 6.00 European Challenge Tour Golf The NBO Golf Classic Grand Final. (HD) 7.00 Trilby Tour Golf The Championship of Derbyshire. (HD) 8.00 World Golf Championship The HSBC Champions. (HD) 9.00 PGA Tour Golf The Sanderson Farms Championship. (HD) 10.00 Trilby Tour Golf As shown at 7.00pm. (HD) 11.00 Asian Tour Golf The Panasonic Open. (HD) 12.00m’t World Golf Championship (HD) 1.00am PGA Tour Golf (HD) 2.00 Trilby Tour Golf (HD) 3.00 Asian Tour Golf (HD) 4.00 Trilby Tour Golf (HD) 5.006.00am PGA Tour Classic

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 NFL (HD) 10.00 NFL (HD) 11.00 NFL (HD) 12.00noon Eredivisie Football As shown at 7.30pm. (HD) 2.00pm Major League Soccer Action from a recent Major League Soccer match. (HD) 4.00 Eredivisie Football As 9.30pm. (HD) 6.00 MLS Highlights Football highlights from America. (HD) 7.00 Spanish Football Highlights Sevilla v Real Madrid. (HD) 7.15 Spanish Football Highlights Barcelona v Villarreal. (HD) 7.30 Eredivisie Football PSV Eindhoven v FC Utrecht: Action from the Dutch top-flight clash at the Philips Stadion. (HD) 9.30 Eredivisie Football Feyenoord v Ajax: Action from the Dutch top-flight encounter at De Kuip Stadion. (HD) 11.30 Euro 2016 Qualifiers England v Estonia: Highlights of the Group E encounter at Wembley Stadium. (HD) 12.00m’t Eredivisie Football (HD) 2.00am Major League Soccer (HD) 4.00-6.00am Eredivisie Football (HD)

7.30am Archery World Cup (HD) 8.00 Triathlon (HD) 9.00 One-Day International Cricket (HD) 12.00noon Tennis: Fed Cup Action from Czech Republic v France. (HD) 1.15pm LIVE International T20 Cricket Sri Lanka v West Indies: Coverage of the ﬁrst game in a two-match T20 series, which takes place at the Pallekele International Cricket Stadium. (HD) 5.00 Triathlon: Para Tri The paratriathlon event held in Windsor. (HD) 5.30 Figure Skating The Cup of China. (HD) 7.30 Cycling Highlights of the Kuurne-BrusselsKuurne meeting. 8.30 Cycling Action from the Milan-San Remo. 9.30 Superbikes: MotoAmerica Highlights of the opening round of the season from Austin, Texas. (HD) 10.30 Superbikes: MotoAmerica Highlights of the second round of the season from Braselton, Georgia. (HD) 11.30 Superbikes: MotoAmerica Highlights of the third round of the season from Virginia International Raceway. 12.30-12.50am Horse Racing: Recent action.

6.00am Football’s Greatest (HD) 8.00 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football (HD) 9.15 Figure Skating (HD) 11.15 WATTS 12.15pm WATTS 12.45 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football As shown at 4.00pm. (HD) 2.15 Football’s Greatest Classic action. (HD) 3.15 GT Academy 2015: Back to Basics Drivers hone their skills on video games before getting behind the wheel of a car. (HD) 3.30 Strongest Man: Giants Live The latest event of the season. 5.30 Snooker: Bulgarian Open Highlights of the final of the European Tour event in Sofia. (HD) 6.00 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football Action from the final at the Estadio Sausalito in Vina Del Mar, Chile. (HD) 7.30 International T20 Cricket Sri Lanka v West Indies: Highlights of the first game in a two-match T20 series, held at the Pallekele International Cricket Stadium. (HD) 11.00 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football As shown at 4.00pm. (HD) 12.30-7.00am Eurosport News (HD)

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6.00am FA Cup: Didcot Town v Exeter 7.00 Barclays Premier League Review (HD) 8.00 Ross County v Celtic (HD) 9.00 Barclays Premier League Review (HD) 10.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine (HD) 10.30 AFC Bournemouth v Newcastle (HD) 12.00noon Football Tonight (HD) 12.30pm Barclays Premier League Review (HD) 1.30 European Football Show Highlights (HD) 3.30 UEFA Champions League Review (HD) 4.30 French Ligue 1 Review (HD) 5.30 Bundesliga Review (HD) 6.30 Ladbrokes SPFL Highlights (HD) 7.00 Blancpain Sprint Series Review (HD) 8.00 Rugby Tonight Live (HD) 9.30 The Academy (HD) 9.45 The Action Woman Show (HD) 10.00 Global Goals (HD) 10.30 ESPN Classic Boxing: Triple bill. (HD) 12.30am Blancpain Sprint Series Review (HD) 1.30 Rugby Tonight (HD) 3.00 LIVE Spurs Kings: Coverage of the NBA clash from the Sleep Train Arena. Tip-off is at 3.00. (HD) 5.306.00am Road to Rio (HD)

6.00am PSA Squash Highlights (HD) 7.00 MotoGP: Valencia (HD) 8.00 MotoGP Chequered Flag (HD) 9.00 Northampton Saints v Saracens (HD) 10.30 Wasps v Gloucester Rugby (HD) 12.00noon Hyundai A-League (HD) 2.00pm Corinthians v Coritiba (HD) 3.30 Pacers Cavaliers NBA action. (HD) 5.30 NBA Inside Stuff (HD) 6.00 FA Cup – Behind the Dreams (HD) 6.30 FA Cup Highlights Action from the opening round of the FA Cup. (HD) 7.00 LIVE FC United v Chesterfield Emirates FA Cup first round action from Broadhurst Park. Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 10.00 Football’s Cult Heroes (HD) 10.30 The Action Woman Show Latest news. (HD) 10.45 Hyundai A-League Adelaide United v Melbourne City. (HD) 12.15am Hyundai A-League (HD) 1.30 Hyundai A-League (HD) 3.00 Hyundai A-League (HD) 4.00 Hyundai A-League (HD) 5.00-6.00am Snow Unleashed (HD)

6.00am College Football (HD) 9.00 Arkansas Ole Miss: From VaughtHemingway Stadium at Hollingsworth Field. (HD) 12.00noon World Series of Poker Action from the World Series of Poker main event. (HD) 2.30pm World Series of Poker Further action from the World Series of Poker main event. (HD) 4.30 Championship Drive An all-access pass inside college football. (HD) 5.00 Winnipeg Toronto Canadian Football League action from the Rogers Centre in Ontario. (HD) 7.30 Hamilton Ottawa Action from the Canadian Football League. (HD) 10.00 College Football Live The latest news from college football. (HD) 10.30 NBA Inside Stuff A behind-the-scenes look at the NBA. (HD) 11.00 Championship Drive Live An all-access pass inside college football. 12.00m’t LIVE College Basketball Special: Action from College Football. (HD) 1.00-6.00am LIVE World Series of Poker: Coverage of the World Series of Poker. (HD)

6.00am Hannover v Hertha Berlin (HD) 7.30 Bayern Munich v Stuttgart (HD) 9.00 Bayer Leverkusen v Cologne (HD) 10.00 Monchengladbach v Ingolstadt (HD) 11.00 Hoffenheim v Eintracht Frankfurt (HD) 12.00noon Mainz v Wolfsburg (HD) 1.00pm Darmstadt v Hamburg (HD) 2.30 Borussia Dortmund v Schalke (HD) 4.00 Augsburg v Werder Bremen (HD) 5.15 UEFA Champions League Magazine (HD) 5.45 Basel v Grasshopper (HD) 7.15 LIVE St Pauli v F. Dusseldorf: Coverage of the Bundesliga 2 clash from the MillerntorStadion. Kick-off is at 7.15. (HD) 9.15 Porto v Setubal: Action from Portugal. (HD) 10.15 Arouca v Sporting (HD) 11.45 Global Goals (HD) 12.00m’t Bayer Leverkusen v Cologne (HD) 1.00am Monchengladbach v Ingolstadt (HD) 2.00 Hoffenheim v Eintracht Frankfurt (HD) 3.00 Mainz v Wolfsburg (HD) 4.00 Borussia Dortmund v Schalke (HD) 5.30-6.00am Ladbrokes SPFL Highlights (HD)

LIVE SPORT ON OTHER CHANNELS TODAY 62 TV&Satellite Week

12.15pm LIVE Raceday At The Races A meeting at Southwell. 1.00pm LIVE Bowls: Scottish International BBC2 Scot Dougie Vipond presents live coverage of day one from Perth.

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6.00am Supercar Challenge 6.25 BRDC Formula 4 9.00 Icelandic Rallies 9.35 GTC Rally 10.05 Hero Cup 11.05 Barbados Historic Rally Carnival 12.10pm British Historic Rally Championship Action from the Trackrod Historic. 1.40 Caterham UK Racing All the action from SKY 407 VIRGIN 517 Caterham’s four HD 407/451 HD 507 racing categories. 4.50 Fun Cup Round 6.00am-1.00pm The Home seven from Oulton Park. of Formula One 1.00pm 5.20 V8 Utes Round six Formula 1: The Australian from Bathurst in Australia. Grand Prix. (HD) 2.00 6.25 French Drift Formula 1: The Malaysian Championship The Grand Prix. (HD) 3.00 seventh round of the Legends of F1 (HD) season from Nogaro. 5.00 Formula 1: The Chinese Grand Prix. (HD) 6.55 FIA World Endurance Championship The 6 6.00 Formula 1: Action from Hours of Shanghai. the Bahrain Grand Prix. (HD) 7.00 Formula 1: 8.00 UK Top Sportsman Action from the Spanish Drag Racing Highlights of the Back With Mods Show. Grand Prix. (HD) 8.00 Tales from the Vault (HD) 9.00 Race of Remembrance Highlights Action from 9.00 F1 Classic Races: the event at Anglesey A look back at the 1991 Circuit in Wales, held Spanish Grand Prix. (HD) to raise money for the 9.35 Formula 1: The Mission Motorsport charity. Japanese Grand Prix. (HD) 11.50 Porsche Super Cup 12.10am UK Top Sportsman (HD) 12.30am Legends Drag Racing 1.15 of F1: With Jack Brabham. British Tractor Pulling (HD) 1.00-6.00am The 3.15-6.00am Race of Home of Formula One Remembrance Highlights

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Evening Planner

Documentary

Crime drama

Drama

MasterChef: The Professionals

The Secret Life of 4 Year Olds

River

Lewis

BBC1 HD, 9pm

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Marcus Wareing is back to judge more hopefuls, starting with their blue steaks

The preschoolers’ emotional intelligence grows as they learn about others’ feelings

In the penultimate episode, the team’s inquiry into Stevie’s investigation leads them to a community of refugees

In the series finale, Lewis must crack the case quickly – and thus save his career – when another bomb is discovered

Entertainment

Favourites

SKY EVENING TIME

7.00PM

7.30PM

8.00PM 8.00 Holby City †

101 BBC1

7.00 The One Show

102 BBC2

7.00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Deals, Wheels… † 8.00 Eternal Glory

103 ITV

7.30 EastEnders

Documentary Lifestyle

9.30PM

10.00PM

10.30PM

9.00 River

10.00 News; Local News 10.35 Imagine

9.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down 9.00 Lewis

10.00 Mock the Week 10.30 Newsnight † 10.00 News; Local News 10.00 Catastrophe

7.00 News; Local News

8.00 The Secret Life of 4 Year Olds

9.00 24 Hours in A&E

105 CHANNEL 5

7.00 Police Interceptors

8.00 Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild

9.00 Eamonn & Ruth: How the Other Half… 10.00 CSI: Cyber

106 SKY1

7.00 The Simpsons

8.00 The Flash

9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life

10.00 Stop, Search, Seize

115 BBC3

7.00 Top Gear

8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride

10.00 EastEnders

10.30 Together

118 ITV2

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

8.00 Two and a Half Men

9.00 Tricked

10.00 The Job Lot

10.30 Release the…

116 BBC4

7.00 News

7.30 On Stage at…

8.00 At Home with the Georgians

9.00 Film: Billy Elliot

136 E4

7.00 Hollyoaks

7.30 2 Broke Girls

8.00 The Big Bang Theory

9.00 Empire

107 SKY LIVING

7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia

8.00 Elementary

9.00 Chicago Fire

10.00 The Blacklist

108 SKY ATLANTIC

7.00 Cold Case

8.00 Blue Bloods

9.00 Game of Thrones

10.00 The Brink

7.20 Bull

110 GOLD

8.00 The Vicar of Dibley 8.00 Storage Hunters UK

9.20 Fawlty Towers

7.00 American Pickers

119 ITV3

6.55 Murder, She Wrote

120 ITV4

6.45 Snooker: Champion of Champions – Live: Further coverage of day one from the Ricoh Arena, Coventry

7.55 Rosemary & Thyme

138 MORE4

6.50 Great Canal Journeys

113 UNIVERSAL

7.00 NCIS

520 DISCOVERY

7.00 Wheeler Dealers

10.00 Miranda

9.00 QI XL

10.00 Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

9.00 Carry On Forever

10.00 Law & Order: UK

8.00 Friends

9.00 The Middle

8.00 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files

9.00 Lost Girl

10.00 Film: Scavengers

9.00 Homes by the Sea

10.00 Million Pound Properties

9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

10.00 Battle Creek

7.55 Grand Designs

523 ANIMAL PLANET 7.00 Alaskan Bush People

10.35 Tattoo…

10.00 Chewing Gum 10.30 Big Bang Theory

111 DAVE

9.30 Undateable

10.00 Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing

8.00 Gold Rush: The Dirt

9.00 Gold Rush

10.00 Edge of Alaska

8.00 Treehouse Masters

9.00 Insane Pools: Off the Deep End

10.00 Mountain Monsters

526 NAT GEO 529 HISTORY

7.00 Air Crash Investigation

8.00 Apocalypse: The Rise of Hitler

9.00 Surrender

10.00 Bloody Tales of the Tower

7.00 Storage Wars

8.00 Shipping Wars

9.00 Storage Wars

10.00 Outlaw Chronicles: Hells Angels

537 YESTERDAY

7.00 Inside the Court of Henry VIII

8.00 Secrets of Stonehenge

9.00 Medieval Murder Mysteries

10.00 Mummies Alive

240 HOME & HEALTH 7.00 MasterChef Australia 7.00 Escape to River Cottage 196 HOME

8.30 Pawn Stars

8.00 Extreme Couponing

9.00 Swinger Wives

10.00 Bizarre ER

8.00 Bargain Hunt

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build

10.00 The Home Show

9.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 9.00 Embarrassing Fat Bodies

10.00 Rick Stein’s India 10.00 Embarrassing Bodies

155 REALLY

7.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 7.00 Escape to the Country

8.00 The Supersizers Eat 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build

301 SKY PREMIERE

6.15 Jingle All the Way 2

8.00 Wild 8.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

133 GOOD FOOD

310 SKY SHOWCASE 6.00 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 7.15 Elf 304 SKY GREATS

Films

9.00PM

104 CHANNEL 4

112 COMEDY CENTRAL 7.00 Impractical Jokers 7.00 The Librarians 114 SYFY

6.30 Tinker Bell and the Legend of the…

8.00 Tangled

306 SKY FAMILY

6.25 The Harry Hill Movie

8.00 Dolphin Tale 2

307 SKY ACTION

308 SKY COMEDY

309 SKY CRIME

312 SKY SELECT

315 FILM4

317 TCM

10.00 American Sniper 9.45 Birdman 9.00 The Green Mile

305 SKY DISNEY

7.15 Lucy

9.50 The Parent Trap 9.50 Free Willy 9.00 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

6.05 Let’s Be Cops

8.00 Calendar Girls

7.05 The Bank Job

9.50 Horrible Bosses 2 9.00 Ocean’s Twelve

303 SKY CHRISTMAS 6.10 A Christmas Carol 6.45 X-Men: Days of Future Past 311 SKY SCI-FI

Sport

8.30PM

Tuesday

NEW

8.00 The Grinch

10.00 Die Hard 2 9.00 Project Almanac

7.00 Saving Private Ryan

10.00 Platoon

7.10 Napoleon Dynamite

9.00 The A-Team

7.05 The Defector

9.00 The Crying Game

402 SKY SPORTS 1

7.00 Grand Slam of Darts – Live: The fourth day’s play at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall

403 SKY SPORTS 2

7.00 Greyhound Racing – Live: The William Hill St Leger: From Wimbledon

404 SKY SPORTS 3

7.00 Sportswomen

405 SKY SPORTS 4

7.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf

410 EUROSPORT

6.00 FIFA…

7.30 Racemax

8.00 NFL

7.30 Cycling

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9.30 SPFL Round-Up 10.00 La Liga World 10.30 MLS… 9.00 NFL – A Football Life

10.00 WWE – Smackdown

9.00 Ladies European Tour Golf

10.00 Sky Poker – Live: Sky Poker Live

9.30 Superbikes: MotoAmerica † Regions vary

10.30 Blancpain…

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SKY 102 VIRG 102 F’VIEW 2 F’SAT 102 HD 102/142 HD 162 HD 102 HD 109

SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 F’VIEW 3 F’SAT 103 HD 103 HD 119 HD 113 HD 178

SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 F’VIEW 4 F’SAT 104 HD 142 HD 227 HD 104 HD 126

6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 The Wanted (S)(HD)(AD) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 The Housing Enforcers (S) (HD) 11.30 Neighbourhood Blues (S)(HD) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt From Alexandra Palace. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local News (S) 1.45 Doctors The staff have to deal with some unexpected opponents. (S)(HD)(AD) 2.15 The Edge (S)(HD) 3.00 Escape to the Country In Suffolk, Alistair Appleton helps two city slickers escape London life. (S)(HD)(AD) 3.45 My Life on a Plate Actor Alistair McGowan revisits evocative places from his childhood. (S)(HD)(AD) 4.30 Flog It! In Warwickshire. (S)(HD) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(HD) 6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 6.30 Local News (S)

6.15am My Life on a Plate (S)(R)(HD) (AD) 7.00 The Edge (S)(R)(HD) 7.45 Junior Bake Off (S)(HD) 8.15 Sign Zone: Great Continental Railway Journeys (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire Current affairs. (S)(HD) 11.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 12.00noon Daily Politics (S)(HD) 1.00pm Cash in the Attic (S)(R) 1.45 Country Show Cook Off (S)(R)(HD) 2.15 The Box (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.45 The Great British Bake Off Pastry tasks. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.45 Wild China (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.45 The Wonder of Animals Examining what lies beneath a crocodile’s hard exterior. (S)(HD)(AD) 5.15 Antiques Roadshow (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (S)(HD) 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball chats to the winners of Sunday night’s dance-off. (S)(HD)

6.00am Good Morning Britain With former TOWIE star Gemma Collins. (S)(HD) 8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (S)(HD) 10.30 This Morning (S)(HD) 12.30pm Loose Women The women are joined by singer Elaine Paige. (S)(HD) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 Local News (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Criminal barrister Robert Rinder takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(HD) 3.00 Pick Me! Game show featuring lively, loud and energetic players. (S)(HD) 4.00 Tipping Point Game show hosted by Ben Shephard. (S) 5.00 The Chase General knowledge quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S)(HD) 6.00 Local News (S) 6.30 ITV News (S)

6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 7.359.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 9.00-10.30 Frasier (S)(R) 10.30am-12.00noon Come Dine with Me From west Lancashire. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon News (S)(HD) 12.05pm Come Dine with Me (S)(R)(HD) 12.35 Come Dine with Me (S)(R)(HD) 1.10 Benchmark (S)(HD) 2.10 Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 4.00 Homes by the Sea (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.00 Four in a Bed The second visit is to Treberthan B&B in Par, Cornwall. (S)(HD) 5.30 Come Dine with Me In Peterborough, a driving instructor hopes her vegetarian cuisine will land her the prize. (S)(HD) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 Hollyoaks Charlie confirms he saw Trevor kill Dr S’Avage. (S)(HD)(AD)

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8.00 Holby City

9.00 River

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Left Behind: Mo suffers a crisis of conscience over William’s care, Sacha faces scrutiny from consultancy interviewer Patsy Brassvine, and Serena treats a fellow doctor with an unusual injury. (S)(HD)(AD)

5/6. A murder in the public library draws River and Ira deep into the refugee community, where they begin to discover just what Stevie was investigating before her untimely death. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 BBC News (S)(HD)

The Great Pottery Throw Down

7.00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 4/7. The chef’s gastronomic journey brings him to northern Greece and the historic city of Ioannina, where he samples a traditional veal stifado and kotopita – the best chicken pie he’s ever tasted. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

8.00 NEW SERIES MasterChef: The Professionals 1/21. Six chefs compete in the contest, beginning with a test of basic skills. They also create a signature dish for judges Monica Galetti, Gregg Wallace and Marcus Wareing. (S)(HD) ■ Continues tomorrow

9.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down 2/6. In Stoke-on-Trent, nine potters have to make decorative hand basins, as well as add a surface design to plain tiles for judges Kate Malone and Keith Brymer Jones. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 Mock the Week

7.30

Deals, Wheels and Steals

7.00 Emmerdale

7.30 Deals, Wheels and Steals SERIES FINALE 6/6. The dealers compete head-to-head on three little runarounds. (S)(HD)

8.00 Eternal Glory SERIES FINALE 6/6. In the grand ﬁnal, the three remaining athletes take on a challenge from earlier in the series, a tough physical event and a water-based assault course, before the champion is crowned at the end of a Night Duel. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 Lewis

10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD)

3/6. Alan Yentob presents a proﬁle of the team involved in acclaimed play The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, with contributions from those living with autism. (S)(HD) 11.10 Weather (S)(HD)

11.55 FILM The Mission Epic period drama starring Robert De Niro and Jeremy Irons. A Jesuit priest and a reformed slave trader try to protect a tribe of South American Indians. (S)(HD) (1986, PG, 120min) ★★★★ 1.55am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (HD) 2.00-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

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11.15 Earth’s Wildest Waters: The Big Fish 5/6. The semi-final is held in Canada, where the anglers go searching for Pacific salmon. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.15am Race to Super Bowl 50 Action from the week nine fixtures. (S)(HD) 1.00-3.00 Sign Zone: The Face of Britain by Simon Schama (S)(R)(HD) (AD) 2.00 Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside the RAF (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.00-6.15am Previews (S)(HD)

7.55 Rory Peck Awards 2015 2/4. Salem Rizk describes the experience of ﬁlming with jihadist factions. (S)(HD)

8.00 The Secret Life of 4 Year Olds 2/6. Cameras follow the development of the youngsters’ emotional intelligence. New girl Connie makes a beeline for Lola, whose popularity climbs. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven

9.00 24 Hours in A&E

SERIES FINALE What Lies Tangled – Part Two: 6/6. The investigation into the murder of scholar Adam Capstone takes a dramatic turn when a second bomb is located at the home of his brother David. (Series 9) (S)(HD)(AD)

Ninety-one-year-old Cyril is airlifted to hospital after a car crash requiring him to be cut from his car. Meanwhile, the medical team treats 57-year-old Caroline, who is suffering chest pains. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow

10.00 ITV News (S)

10.00 Catastrophe

10.30 Local News (S)

3/6. Sharon decides that she and Rob should inject some passion into their love life. (Series 2) (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated on Thursday on 4seven

10.25 Local News (S) 10.35 NEW Imagine

7.00 News (S)(HD)

Ashley struggles with a moral dilemma. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

Quiz with Dara O Briain. (S)(R)(HD) Followed by Lottery Update (S)

10.00 Catastrophe

10.35 Tattoo Fixers 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show The host is joined by Sheridan Smith, Joan Collins, Danny DeVito and Ariana Grande. (S)(R)(HD) 11.50 Benidorm 6/7. Mick discovers a secret about Madge’s future husband. (Series 5) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women (S)(R)(HD) 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show Lively talk show. (S)(SL)(R)(HD)

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A Coronation Street super-fan seeks the artists’ expertise. (S)(R)(HD) 11.35 My Psychic Life Following psychic mediums in the north of England. (S)(R) (HD)(AD) 12.30am Poker (S)(HD) 1.30 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S) 1.55 Gillette World Sport (S) 2.25 The Grid (S)(R) 2.55 SuperScrimpers: Winter Survival Tips (S)(R)(HD) 3.50 Location, Location, Location (S)(SL)(R) 4.45 Deal or No Deal: Double Trouble – Siblings Specials (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.35-6.00am 1001 Things You Should Know (S)(R)(HD)

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6.00am The Dog Whisperer (AD) 7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R)(AD) 9.00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles Leipei: 7/24. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 Kupale (Defender): 17/23. (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 Lekio (Radio): 18/23. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 3.30 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 5.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Futurama Fry Am the Egg Man: Fry unleashes a monster. (S)(R)(HD) 6.30 The Simpsons (R)

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10.35pm Spotlight 11.05 Imagine 12.25am FILM The Mission (1986, PG, 120min) ★★★★ 2.25-6.00am BBC News

WALES

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10.35pm NEW SERIES Week In Week Out: My Teacher the Paedophile 11.05 Imagine 12.25am FILM The Mission: As NI. 2.25 Weather 2.306.00am BBC News

BBC2 SCOTLAND

Sky 970, Freesat 970

9.00

Eamonn & Ruth: How the…

7.00 Police Interceptors 8/10. Kev and Steve go on the hunt for suspected heroin dealers, dog handler Liam attends the scene of a suspected arson attack, and a driver is three-and-a-half times over the limit. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 NEW SERIES Loch Lomond: A Year in the Wild 1/4. Following the impact of the seasons on the diverse array of wildlife living in Loch Lomond and the Trossachs National Park, beginning with spring. (S)

8.00 The Flash

7.00 The Simpsons Four Regrettings and a Funeral: The death of a friend prompts four locals to address the biggest regrets of their lives. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 Yolo: Homer is in a slump, until an old pen-pal helps him live life to its fullest. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 The Flash NEW EPISODE The Darkness And The Light: 5/23. The Flash is in for a shock when Dr Light comes through the portal and brings some alarming news concerning Zoom. (Series 2) (S)

1.00-5.15pm LIVE Bowls: Scottish International 10.30 Scotland 2015 11.00 Newsnight 11.40 Weather 11.45 Bowls Highlights 12.45am Race to Super Bowl 50 1.45 Sign Zone: The Face of Britain by Simon Schama 2.45-6.15am Previews

SERIES FINALE 3/3. Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford discover which of life’s luxuries tempt Britain’s wealthiest people to part with their cash. (S)(HD)

10.00 CSI: Cyber

9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life NEW EDITION 5/6. As Karl explores the impact of waste on the planet, he meets a roadkill chef, as well as a man who has found a unique use for old bottles. ■ Repeated tomorrow on Sky2

10.00 Stop, Search, Seize

URL, Interrupted: 7/13. One of Avery’s friends seeks help locating his missing teenage daughter, who has become the victim of an online bullying ring. Guest stars Byron Mann. (S)(HD)(AD)

NEW EDITION 11/20. Documentary following the work of Ireland’s border force ofﬁcers as they ﬁght to stop gangs of organised smugglers from bringing in drugs, money, guns and cars. (AD) ■ Repeated on Thursday on Sky2

11.00 The Mysteries of Laura The Mystery of the Dysfunctional Dynasty: 9/22. The detective investigates the deaths of an elderly couple. (S)(HD) 11.55 The Mystery of the Fertility Fatality: 10/22. A fertility doctor goes missing. (S)(HD) 12.45am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 4.25 Great Artists (S)(SL)(R) 4.456.00am House Doctor (S)(SL)(R)

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles The 3rd Choir: 4/24. Hetty is targeted by a figure from her past. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m’t Hawaii Five-0 Ike Maka (Identity): 9/23. (S)(R)(HD) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 Ki’ilua (Deceiver): 10/23. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Legends (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize (R)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 4.30 Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 5.00-6.00am UK Border Force (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

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SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT148 HD 116/211 HD164 HD 106 HD 107

7.00pm Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson and James May are challenged to create a TV advert for Volkswagen, while Richard Hammond tests the Vauxhall VXR8 Bathurst.

8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride

10.30 Together SERIES FINALE 6/6. Tom’s dad discovers that Ellen has a criminal record, just as she has her tag removed. (HD) 11.00 Family Guy (HD) 11.45 American Dad! (HD) 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Together (HD) 1.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (HD) 2.00 The Rise of Female Violence (HD)(AD) 3.004.00am Don’t Tell the Bride (SL)

WALES

Sky 971, Freesat 971

1.45pm am.pm 2.35 Coast 2.45 The Box 3.15 The Great British Bake Off 4.15-5.15 Wild China 7.00 Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands 7.30-8.00pm Cardigan Bay Coastal Lives

No variations

S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 3 Lle 3.30 Rhestr Gyda Huw Stephens 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Top 14: Rygbi Ffrainc 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Babi Del 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Stori Pel-Droed Cymru 10.00 35 Diwrnod 11.00 Dim Ond y Gwir 11.35pm-6.00am Y Dydd yn y Cynulliad

The day’s leading stories. (HD)

7.30 NEW On Stage at the Exeter Northcott The battle to turn around the fortunes of the struggling theatre in the face of falling audiences.

10.45 Maps: Power, Plunder and Possession

2/3. How maps have reﬂected contemporary politics and beliefs. (HD)(AD) 11.45 The Last Days of Anne Boleyn (HD)(AD) 12.45am Killer Whales: Beneath the Surface – Natural World (HD)(AD) 1.45 The Secret Life of Elephants (HD)(AD) 2.45-3.45am Hidcote: A Garden for All Seasons (AD)

ITV2

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122

Sky 972, Freesat 969

11.15pm Stormont Today 11.45pm-12.15am QI

7.00pm World News Today

A man from Newcastle hopes 8.00 At Home with the to give his ﬁancée the wedding Georgians 2/3. How of her dreams, but his love of women’s status was raised science ﬁction is at odds with in the home – bringing the bride’s sophisticated tastes. new anxieties. (AD) 9.00 NEW EDITION 3/8. 9.00 FILM Billy Elliot A laid-back groom has three Coming-of-age drama weeks and £12,000 to pull starring Jamie Bell as an off the perfect wedding 11-year-old miner’s son for his bride-to-be, who with an unexpected love – has dreams of a peaceful and talent – for dance. day close to home. (HD) With Julie Walters. (HD)(AD) 10.00 EastEnders (2000, 15, 105min) ★★★★ As shown on BBC1. (HD)(AD)

N. IRELAND

ITV 9.00 Eamonn & Ruth: How the Other Half Lives

BBC3

Tuesday

6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.10 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 12.10pm News (S)(HD) 12.15 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 1.15 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 1.45 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 2.20 NCIS Conspiracy Theory: 19/23. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 3.15 When Calls the Heart A Telling Silence/Secrets and Lies: 3&4/12. Elizabeth helps a mute student. (Series 1) (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 News (S)(HD) 5.30 Neighbours Belinda accuses Steph of staying in Erinsborough for Toadie. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.00 Home and Away Phoebe tells Kyle and Ash about the baby’s chances of survival. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 News (S)(HD)

SKY1

Tuesday

6.00am The Hot Desk: Kelly 6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 Clarkson (HD) 6.10 Psych (HD) Charmed 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) 6.55 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) (AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement 7.25 Coronation Street (HD) (HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) (AD) 8.30 Dinner Date (HD) 11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 9.30 Psych (HD) 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (HD) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 12.10pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) (AD) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 12.40 Coronation Street (HD) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents of (AD) 1.40 Dinner Date (HD) S.H.I.E.L.D (HD)(AD) 5.00 How I 2.40-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) (HD) 6.00 Judge Rinder (HD) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) (AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) 7.30 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 2 Broke Girls (HD)(AD) 8.00 Double bill of comical clips, The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD)

narrated by Harry Hill.

8.00 Two and a Half Men 16/16. Rose discovers the truth about Alan’s investment fraud. (Series 8) (HD) 8.30 1/24. First-ever episode of the comedy. (Series 1) (HD)

9.00 Tricked SERIES FINALE 6/6. Ben Hanlin has his work cut out as he inﬁltrates ofﬁces and tricks people when they least expect it. (HD)

10.00 The Job Lot SERIES

9.00 Empire NEW EPISODE A High Hope for a Low Heaven: 6/18. Lucious and Cookie must put aside their differences and work together. (Series 2) (AD)

10.00 Chewing Gum SERIES FINALE 6/6. Tracey moves in with best friend Candice and her nan Esther, but soon drives them crazy. (HD)

10.30 The Big Bang Theory

5/24. Penny is forced to revise FINALE 6/6. When former for a work assessment during centre boss Maggie Higgins is the girls’ trip to Las Vegas. invited to lead Brownall’s 25th (Series 8) (HD)(AD) birthday celebrations, she 11.00 Rude Tube (HD) 12.00m’t comes armed with devastating Brooklyn Nine-Nine (HD) information. (Series 3) (HD) 12.30am How I Met Your

10.30 Release the Hounds: Game show. (HD) 11.30 Two and a Half Men (HD) 12.30am The Job Lot (HD) 1.00 Reality Bites (HD) 1.35 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 2.002.25am Animal Practice (HD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

Mother (HD)(AD) 1.30 2 Broke Girls (HD)(AD) 2.00 Empire (AD) 2.45 The New Normal (HD) 3.10 The 100 (HD)(AD) 3.55 Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.406.00am Revenge (HD)(AD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 65

Tuesday

TUESDAY

Entertainment

SKY LIVING

SKY ATLANTIC

SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 HD 111 HD 107/221

SKY 108 HD 108/222

6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 7.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Chopper Squad (HD) 9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00 UK Border Force (HD) 11.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA NEW EDITION (HD) 12.00noon Chicago Fire (Series 2) (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds: Double bill. (Series 3) (HD) 3.00 CSI: Double bill of the drama. (Series 4) (HD) 5.00 Wild Vets 6.00 Nothing to Declare

9.00

Chicago Fire

6.00-8.00am Seinfeld (HD) 8.00 Stargate Atlantis (HD) 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 10.00 The West Wing (HD) 11.00 Cold Case (HD) 12.00noon Without a Trace (HD) 1.00pm Blue Bloods (HD) 2.00 Stargate Atlantis (HD) 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 4.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies (HD) 5.00 The West Wing (HD) 6.00 Without a Trace: Viuda Negra: 6/24. (Series 4) (HD)

7.00

GOLD SKY VIRGIN 110 126

Cold Case

7.05am Bewitched 7.35 ’Allo ’Allo! Double bill. 9.00-11.00 Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill. 11.00 Cheers 11.30 Bewitched 12.00noon My Family 12.40pm The Green Green Grass 1.20 Keeping Up Appearances 2.00 The Brittas Empire 2.40 The Vicar of Dibley 4.00-6.00 Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill of the sitcom. 6.00 My Family 6.40 The Green Green Grass

10.00 Miranda

DAVE

ITV3

ITV4

SKY 111 VIRGIN 128 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.00am Flip Men (HD) 7.20 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green (HD) 8.10 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 9.00 American Pickers (HD) 10.00 Traffic Cops (HD) 11.00 Top Gear: Double bill. 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK: Double bill. (HD) 2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 3.00 American Pickers (HD) 4.00 Top Gear (HD) 5.00 Traffic Cops (HD) 6.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD)

6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.10 George and Mildred 6.35 Heartbeat 7.40 Murder, She Wrote (HD) 8.35 Where the Heart Is 9.40-11.00 Judge Judy: Triple bill. 11.00 A Touch of Frost 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild at Heart 3.10 Where the Heart Is 4.15 Doctor at Large 4.50 On the Buses 5.20 George and Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote: A Little Night Work: A necklace is stolen. (HD)

6.00am Gunsmoke 7.05 The Sweeney 8.05 Minder 9.05 Magnum, PI (HD) 10.10 Gunsmoke 11.15 The Professionals 12.15pm Pawn Stars: A rare $20 bill. (HD) 12.45 LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions: Coverage of the opening day from the Ricoh Arena, Coventry. (HD) 5.15 Storage Wars: Dave wins a furniture unit. (HD) 5.45 MotoGP Highlights: The Valencia Grand Prix. (HD)

10.00 Alan Davies: As…

7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia Musician James and food lover Melanie join forces to create a pop-up restaurant as the ﬁrst elimination looms. 8.00 Elementary M: 12/24. Holmes is shocked to discover a British criminal has followed him to New York. Guest stars Vinnie Jones. (Series 1) (HD)

7.00 Cold Case Gleen: 2/23. Rush agrees to help a ﬁreman’s ﬁancée. (Series 1) (HD)

9.00 Chicago Fire NEW EPISODE Category 5: 22/23. Casey tries to ﬁnd proof of Jack Nesbitt’s shady dealings. (Series 3) (HD)

9.00 Game of Thrones The Sons of the Harpy: 4/10. The military arm of the Faith of the Seven grows more aggressive. (Series 5) (HD)

10.00 The Blacklist Eli Matchett: 3/22. The FBI agents uncover a global crisis. (Series 3) (HD)

10.00 Miranda The shop owner realises she is still attracted to Gary.

11.00 Criminal Minds (Series 8) (HD) 12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.50am Bones (HD) 3.30 Criminal Minds (HD) 4.20 The Real A&E (HD) 5.106.00am Nothing to Declare

10.00 The Brink: 3/10. Drugpushing pilot Zeke faces prison. (HD) 10.35 4/10. Walter arrives in New Delhi. (HD) 11.10 Silicon Valley (HD) 12.20am Nurse Jackie (HD) 1.30 Without a Trace (HD) 2.30 Curb Your Enthusiasm (HD) 3.05 Vegas (HD) 4.05 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 5.006.00am David Attenborough’s Kingdom of Plants (HD)

10.40 Gimme Gimme Gimme: Double bill. 12.00m’t French and Saunders 12.40am Cheers 1.10 Extras 1.50 Gimme Gimme Gimme 3.00 French and Saunders 3.30-4.00am Extras

11.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You (HD) 11.40 Mock the Week 12.20am Only Connect 1.00 Mock the Week 2.20 QI XL (HD) 3.15-4.00am Suits (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

+1 hour SKY 170

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 127

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 214 129

8 PM

REAL LIVES SKY VIRG 172 160 6.00am Fat Families 7.00 Four Weddings 8.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 11.00 Show Me Your Wardrobe 12.00noon America’s Next Top Model 1.00pm The Biggest Loser: Australia 2.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 3.00 Animal Hoarding 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Four Weddings 6.00 The Steve Wilkos Show 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 NY ER Double bill. 10.00 Million Dollar Listing: Miami A client goes on a spending spree. 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Eurotrash 1.30 Sin Cities 2.00 Red Shoe Diaries 2.30 Most Shocking 3.30 Most Haunted Extra 4.00 Date My Mate 5.006.00am Animal Hoarding VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

66 TV&Satellite Week

8.00 Blue Bloods Risk and Reward: 5/23. An undercover ofﬁcer is taken hostage by a drug lord. (Series 3) (HD)

SKY2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00am Andromeda 8.00 Animal House 9.00 Monkey Life 10.00am-12.00noon Nothing to Declare 12.00noon Monkey Life 1.00pm Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 2.00 Border Security USA 3.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 5.00 Monkey Life 6.00 Stargate SG-1 7.00 Stargate SG-1 8.00 Bring the Noise 9.00 You, Me and the Apocalypse 6/10. Scotty tries to make amends for his recent decisions. 10.00 Zoo 13/13. The team makes one last attempt to find a cure for the global animal pandemic. 11.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 12.00m’t Road Wars 1.00am Legends 2.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 Road Wars 5.00-6.00am Farscape

7.20 Bull 3/3. The trader inherits a collection of mouldering deer heads from a rich widow. 8.00 The Vicar of Dibley Geraldine hopes to ﬁnd a celebrity to open the fair. Guest stars Kylie Minogue. 8.40 Geraldine tries her hand at fundraising.

9.20 Fawlty Towers Sybil walks out on Basil on their anniversary.

9.00

Carry on Forever

7.00 American Pickers Mike and Frank visit a contact living in Sicily, who offers to show them around a treasureﬁlled house. (HD) 8.00 Storage Hunters UK NEW EDITION A search for treasures in Alton, Hampshire. (HD) 8.30 John goes against his wife’s advice. (HD)

7.55 Rosemary & Thyme The Italian Rapscallion: The duo are hired to create a restaurant garden in Italy, but their trip soon turns into another murder mystery.

9.00 QI XL Ross Noble, Kathy Lette, Sue Perkins and Alan Davies attempt to answer Stephen Fry’s questions on the topic of ladies and gents. (HD)

9.00 Carry On Forever June Whitﬁeld and Sally Geeson recall how Carry On Abroad was ﬁlmed much closer to home than the cast had hoped.

10.00 Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled NEW EDITION 2/11. The host is joined by a selection of comedians. (HD)

10.00 Law & Order: UK Fatherly Love: 4/6. A woman’s body is found in the Thames. Guest stars Patrick Baladi. (Series 7) (HD)

11.05 Secret Smile 12.352.20am A Touch of Frost VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

11.15

Smokin’ Aces

6.45 LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions Jill Douglas presents coverage of the evening session on day one from the Ricoh Arena in Coventry, featuring the Group Three final, as the players contest a place in the last four. With analysis from Alan McManus and Neil Foulds, and commentary by Clive Everton. (HD)

11.15 FILM Smokin’ Aces: Crime thriller starring Ryan Reynolds and Jeremy Piven. A Las Vegas magician becomes an informant against the Mob for the FBI. (HD) (2006, 18, 109min) ★★ 1.25am Ax Men (HD) 2.252.55am Tommy Cooper

F’SAT 116

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 206 175

F’SAT 155

PICK

WATCH

ALIBI

ITV BE

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

SKY 109 VIRG 124 HD 109/245 HD 191

SKY 132 VIRG 130 HD 132/247 HD 200

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Most Haunted 8.00 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry 9.00 Jerry Springer Show 10.30 60 Minute Makeover 11.30 Motorway Patrol 12.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 2.00 UK Border Force 3.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 4.00 Road Wars: Double bill. 6.00 The Dog Whisperer 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00 Stargate Atlantis 9.00 A Haunting A family senses it is being watched. 10.00 Z Nation Batch: 4/15. NEW EPISODE Drama. (Series 2) 11.00 Nothing to Declare 12.00m’t Most Daring 1.00am Road Wars 2.00 Sexcetera 2.50 Police 10/7 3.20 Most Shocking 4.10 Most Haunted 5.006.00am Motorway Patrol

6.15am Real Rescues 7.00 Hart of Dixie (HD) 8.00 MasterChef Australia (HD) 9.30 Choccywoccydoodah (HD) 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Pointless: Quiz. 12.00noon MasterChef Australia (HD) 1.30pm Choccywoccydoodah (HD) 2.00 CSI: NY (HD) 4.00 The Bill 5.00 Pointless 6.00 CSI: NY (HD) 8.00 MasterChef Australia NEW EDITION Culinary challenges. (HD) 9.00 Grimm NEW EPISODE Clear and Wesen Danger: 2/22. Nick makes some major changes to keep his new child and Adalind safe. (Series 5) (HD) 10.00 Code Black (HD) 11.00 CSI: NY: Double bill. (Series 2) (HD) 1.00am Grimm (HD) 1.50 Being Human USA (HD) 2.403.00am Oddities (HD)

9.00am The Only Way Is 7.10am Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries Essexmas (HD) 10.00 (HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: May the Best House Win F.B.Eye 11.00 Rizzoli (HD) 11.00 Peter Andre’s & Isles (HD) 1.00pm 60 Minute Makeover Murdoch Mysteries (HD) (HD) 12.05pm The 2.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 1.00 Flipping Out 2.00 5.00 Castle (HD) The Real Housewives of Orange County (HD) 7.00 Father Brown (HD) 3.00 The Millionaire 8.00 Lie to Me The Best Matchmaker (HD) 4.00 Policy: 7/13. The formula for a deadly drug is The Real Housewives of stolen. (Series 1) (HD) Beverly Hills: Double bill. (HD) 6.00 Dinner Date 9.00 Crossing Lines (HD) 7.00 The Millionaire NEW EPISODE Truth Matchmaker (HD) and Consequences: 8.00 Dinner Date (HD) 9/12. Several film professionals are 9.00 The Real Housewives murdered. (Series 2) (HD) of New York City: 10.00 Lie to Me (HD) Ramona gives away all of Sonja’s secrets. (HD) 11.00 Father Brown (HD) 10.00 The Millionaire 12.00m’t Castle (HD) 2.00am Murdoch Matchmaker (HD) Mysteries (HD) 3.0011.00 Below Deck (HD) 4.00am Republic of 11.55pm-12.55am The Doyle (Series 4) (HD) Jeremy Kyle Show USA

6.00am The Encore Hour 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 9.55 Return of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 10.55 Heartbeat 11.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (HD) 12.40pm Peak Practice 1.40 Robin of Sherwood 2.35 The Chief 3.30 Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, Downstairs 5.35 The Return of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 6.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (HD) 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Peril at End House – Part Two. (HD) 9.00 Grantchester 1/6. Detective drama. (HD) 10.00 DCI Banks (HD) 11.00 DCI Banks (HD) 12.05am The Americans (HD) 1.05 Band of Gold 2.10 At Home with the Braithwaites 3.05 Kingdom 4.00-6.00am The Encore Hour

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 153 159

VIRG +1 hour SKY 213 125

SKY VIRG +1 hour 226 131

SKY +1 hour 208

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 158

ITV ENCORE SKY 123 HD 123/269

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor

10 November SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 7.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon Star Trek: The Next Generation (HD) 1.00pm Quantum Leap (HD) 2.00 FILM Zodiac: Signs of the Apocalypse: Disaster drama. (HD) (2014, PG, 120min) ★ 4.00 Mutant X (HD) 5.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Shakaar: 24/26. (Series 3)

9.00

Lost Girl

8.55am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (HD) 10.00 Great Canal Journeys (HD) 11.05 River Cottage Bites (HD) 11.25 FILM Laughter in Paradise (1951, b/w, U, 93min) ★★★★ 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Time Team: Secrets of a Tudor Mansion 3.35 Cornwall: Walking Through History (HD) 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 5.45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (HD) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys (HD)

9.00

Homes By the Sea

6.00am Numb3rs (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Boston Legal (HD) 9.00 In Plain Sight (HD) 10.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 11.00 CSI: Miami (HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Double bill. (HD) 2.00pm Law & Order (Series 12) (HD) 3.00 In Plain Sight (Series 4) (HD) 4.00 Numb3rs (Series 3) (HD) 5.00 Sea Patrol (Series 3) (HD) 6.00 CSI: Miami: Camp Fear: 11/24. The body of a model is discovered. (Series 1) (HD)

8.00am Leverage (HD) 9.00 Monk (HD) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (HD) 11.00 The Mentalist (HD) 1.00pm NCIS: Double bill. (Series 8) (HD) 3.00 Leverage (Series 5) (HD) 4.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Country Crossover: 7/22. (Series 6) (HD) 5.00 The Mentalist: War of the Roses: 15/24. (HD) 6.00 His Thoughts Were Red Thoughts: 16/24. (Series 4) (HD)

10.00 Battle Creek

6.00am Ink! Alter Egos Exposed 7.00 My Shakespeare (HD) 8.00 The Tempest (HD) 10.45 South Bank Masterclasses: Nick Hytner (HD) 11.00 Fame in the Frame (HD) 12.00noon Auction (HD) 1.00pm Design Dealers (HD) 2.00 Colin Dunne: Sculpting Space (HD) 3.30 Video Killed the Radio Star (HD) 4.00 David Bowie – A Reality Tour 5.15 National Trust: National Treasures (HD) 6.30 Levitated Mass (HD)

10.00 American Horror…

7.00 The Librarians And the Broken Staff: 2/10. The devious Prospero brings ﬁctional villains to battle the team. (Series 2) (HD) 8.00 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files A reported sighting of a chupacabra in Texas, and a mysterious alien-like ﬁgure in Argentina. (HD)

9.00 The Middle NEW EPISODE Sue puts her foot in it. (Series 7) 9.30 Undateable NEW EPISODE 7/13. Nicky comes to visit. (HD)

9.00 Lost Girl NEW EPISODE It’s Your Lucky Fae: 5/16. Bo hunts a kidnapper preying on the Fae community. (Series 5) (HD)

9.00 Homes by the Sea NEW EDITION Charlie Luxton visits residences in Northern Ireland. (HD)

9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Institutional Fail: Changes are afoot that will affect the team. (Series 17) (HD)

10.00 Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing: A stand-up performance from the comedian’s 2013 tour. (HD) 11.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 12.00m’t The Daily Show NEW EDITION (HD) 12.30am Impractical Jokers (HD) 1.00 South Park (HD) 1.30 Workaholics (HD) 2.00 Friends (HD) 3.00-5.00am Two and a Half Men (HD)

10.00 FILM PREMIERE Scavengers Sci-ﬁ adventure. (HD) (2013, PG, 94min) ★

10.00 Million Pound Properties Househunting with a millionpound trust fund. (HD)

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.00m’t Lost Girl (HD) 1.00am Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2.00 FILM Virus: Sci-fi thriller starring Jamie Lee Curtis. (1998, 18, 98min) ★★ 4.00-6.00am Haven (HD)

11.10 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 Homes by the Sea (HD) 2.20 Grand Designs Australia 3.25-3.35am Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites (HD)

10.00 Battle Creek NEW EPISODE Cereal Killer: 6/13. An assassination attempt is made to kill the town’s mayor. (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 127 133

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 139 196

F’SAT 125

SKY ARTS SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199

7.00 Impractical Jokers The guys strike up a conversation with people using a single word. (HD) 7.30 The guys work at a sandwich shop. (HD) 8.00 Friends 15/24. Guest stars Susan Sarandon. (HD) 8.30 16/24. Chandler hears a startling revelation. (Series 7) (HD)

7.55 Grand Designs An architect and his partner plan to convert a dilapidated joinery workshop in London into a contemporary family home and ofﬁce. (HD)

FOX

SKY 113 VIRGIN HD 113/204 137

7.00 NCIS Murder 2.0: 6/25. The agents investigate when a serial killer begins posting footage of his crimes online. (HD) 8.00 Collateral Damage: 7/25. A security guard is killed during a bank robbery, and Gibbs evaluates a new agent. (Series 6) (HD)

7.00-10.00 NCIS Broken Arrow: 7/24. Gibbs asks Tony’s father to join them on a murder investigation. Guest stars Robert Wagner. (HD) 8.00 Enemies Foreign: 8/24. Ziva confronts her past when the team is ordered to protect her father, Mossad director Eli David. (Series 8) (HD) 9.00 No Good Deed: 20/24. DiNozzo has to work with Zoe on a case and also faces introducing her to his father. (Series 12) (HD) 10.00 American Horror Story: Hotel NEW EPISODE Devil’s Night: 4/13. (Series 5) (HD)

11.00pm-2.00am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Triple bill. (HD) 2.00am Law & Order (HD) 3.00 Numb3rs (HD) 4.00 Quincy ME 5.006.00am Boston Legal (HD)

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 12.00m’t American Dad! (HD) 1.00am Family Guy (HD) 2.00 The Walking Dead (HD) 3.00 Family Guy (HD) 4.005.00am American Dad! (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

8.00

7 7.30 Discovering: Valentino SERIES FINALE 6/6. The life of Valentino Garavani. (HD) 8.00 Landscape Artist of the Year NEW EDITION 6/9. Frank Skinner and Joan Bakewell return to Trelissick on the Fal estuary in Cornwall. (HD) 9.00 Fabergé: A Life of Its Own Documentary examining the history of the prestigious jewellery ﬁrm, featuring insights from experts and interviews with the members of the Fabergé family. (HD) 10.30 Tim Marlow Meets Michael Palin (HD) 11.00 Sky Arts Sessions (HD) 12.00m’t Suede: Live at La Cigale, Paris (HD) 1.30am Discovering: Valentino (HD) 2.00 Landscape Artist of the Year (HD) 3.00 Art of Survival (HD) 4.00 Nation’s Best Am Dram (HD) 5.00-6.00am Nation’s Best Am Dram Extras (HD)

CBS ACTION

CBS DRAMA

4SEVEN

5USA

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 74 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 195 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 184 189 61 142

7.00am Diagnosis Murder 7.50 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 8.45 Columbo: Death Hits the Jackpot 10.55 Diagnosis Murder 11.55 Access 12.05pm NCIS 2.00 Mystery Woman: Game Time 3.50 Access 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 CSI Celebrating Vegas 6.00 CSI: NY 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS Double bill of the crime drama. (Series 4) 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Manhattan Vigil: 5/24. A boy’s kidnapping revives memories of an earlier unsolved case. (Series 14) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Gods & Insects: 5/16. (Series 9) 11.00 CSI 11.55 CSI: NY 12.55am Castle 1.55 Person of Interest 2.50-3.00am Access

9.00am Neighbours 9.30 Home and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 12.00noon My Wife and Kids 1.00pm Cowboy Builders 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Scrubs 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dog Rescuers: Puppy Special 8.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 9.00 Teen Wolf 10.00 FILM The Other Guys Crime comedy starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. (2010, 12, 107min) ★★★★ 12.10am FILM Zack and Miri Make a Porno: Comedy with Seth Rogen. (2008, 18, 101min) ★★★ 2.15-3.00am World’s Scariest Drivers

VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 219 154 130

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 190 132

6.00am The Waltons 7.00 Little House on the Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 10.00 FILM A Holiday to Remember: Romantic drama. (1995, U, 90min) ★★ 12.00noon Little House on the Prairie 1.00pm FILM Christmas Eve: Family drama. (1986, PG, 100min) ★★ 3.00 FILM The Christmas Wish: Festive drama with Debbie Reynolds. (1998, U, 78min) ★★ 5.00 Highway to Heaven 6.00 Touched by an Angel 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 8.00 The Avengers Stay Tuned: 25/33. (Series 6) 9.00 M*A*S*H Featurelength finale of the show. 11.00 FILM Far from the Madding Crowd: Romantic drama. (1967, U) ★★★ 1.30-3.00am FILM Hidden Places: Romantic drama. (2006, PG, 90min) ★★

9.00am Flashpoint 10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon Star Trek 1.00pm CSI (Series 6) 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 NCIS Heart Break: 8/23. An ensign is arrested in connection with the death of a navy commander. (Series 2) 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Rules of Acquisition: 7/26. A Ferengi female falls for Quark. (Series 2) 9.00 CSI Spellbound: 19/24. The team investigates the shooting of a psychic in her occult shop. (Series 6) 10.00 Bad Girls Mistaken Identity: 5/13. (Series 2) 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05am CSI 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 Oz 4.15 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.006.00am Hawaii Five-O

8.00am Knots Landing 9.00am Benchmark (HD) 10.00 Come Dine with 10.00 Matlock 11.00 Me (HD) 10.30 Four in a The District 12.00noon Bed (HD) 11.00 Restoring Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi Britain’s Landmarks (HD) 2.00 The High Chaparral 12.00noon Homes by 3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge the Sea (HD) 1.00pm Judy 5.00 The District Location, Location, 6.00 Knots Landing Location 2.00 Four in a 7.00 Knots Landing Hints Bed (HD) 2.30-5.00 and Evasions: 15/19. Nick’s Come Dine with Me (HD) boss makes demands 5.00 Location, Location, of Claudia. (Series 14) Location 6.00 Come 8.00 Judge Judy Double Dine with Me (HD) bill of real-life cases. 8.00 Britain’s Benefits 9.00 Playing the Field 5/7. Experiment: Dispatches Holly’s feelings for Scott (HD) 8.30 Aldi’s get muddled. (Series 4) Supermarket Secrets: 10.05 Sex and the City Dispatches (HD) 9.00 3/12. Carrie has a run-in Gogglebox 10.00 SAS: with a flasher. (Series 1) Who Dares Wins (HD) 10.40 Californication 11.05 Prison Night (HD) 11.15 Nurse Jackie 11.50 12.40am Homeland Jerry Springer 12.40am (HD) 1.40 SAS: Who Sex and the City 1.15 Dares Wins (HD) 2.40 Californication 1.50 The Shopper’s Guide Nurse Jackie 2.25 Jerry to Saving Money (HD) Springer 3.10 Beverly Hills 3.05 Homes by the Sea 90210 4.00-5.00am (HD) 4.00-5.00am Come Dine with Me (HD) The High Chaparral

Landscape Artist…

Tuesday

The Middle

UNIVERSAL

SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT HD138/231 HD 203 14 124

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165

8.00am The Middle: Double bill. (HD) 9.00 Friends: Double bill. (HD) 10.00 Impractical Jokers: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 The Middle: Double bill. (HD) 12.00noon-4.00pm Friends: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 7) (HD) 4.00pm Impractical Jokers (HD) 5.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to-back episodes, including at: 6.30 14/24. The pals celebrate Rachel’s 30th birthday. (Series 7) (HD)

9.00

MORE4

SYFY

COMEDY CENTRAL

Tuesday

TRUE ENT

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

DRAMA SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 20 158 190 7.10am The Bill 8.00 Monarch of the Glen 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Goodnight Sweetheart 1.40 Steptoe and Son 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Monarch of the Glen 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Steptoe and Son 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 7.20 Goodnight Sweetheart Gary plans a holiday with Phoebe. 8.00 The Last Detective 9.20 Birds of a Feather 10.00 New Tricks Good Work Rewarded: The team investigates the death of a teenage golfer. 11.15 Birds of a Feather 12.00m’t The Bill 1.00am Rumpole of the Bailey: Double bill. 3.00-4.00am Garden Makers: Double bill.

TV&Satellite Week 67

Tuesday

TUESDAY

Documentaries

DISCOVERY

ANIMAL PLANET

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6.00am How It’s Made 7.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (HD) 8.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) 11.00 Wheeler Dealers (HD) 1.00pm Fast N’ Loud (HD) 2.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 3.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition (HD) 6.00 Fast N’ Loud: The crew revives a rusty 1959 Rambler. (HD)

6.00am The Zoo (HD) 7.00 Safari Park Adventure (HD) 9.00-11.00 Bondi Vet Top Ten (HD) 11.00 Animal Cops Phoenix: Double bill. 1.00pm Bondi Vet 2.00 Animal Cops Houston 4.00 My Cat from Hell: Hell-iday Special (HD) 5.00 Animal Cops Houston (HD) 6.00 The Zoo: A cheeky sea lion joins the animals. (HD) 6.30 An otter attempts a daring escape. (HD)

HISTORY

NAT GEOGRAPHIC SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 HD 526/543 HD 268 8.00am Race to the Bottom of the Earth (HD) 9.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 11.00 World War II: The Apocalypse (HD) 12.00noon Nazi Megastructures (HD) 1.00pm Wicked Tuna (HD) 2.00 Strippers: Cars for Cash (HD) 3.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 4.00 Megafactories: The making of Coca-Cola. (HD) 5.00 Ice Road Rescue (HD) 6.00 Supercars: The engineering secrets of the Ferrari FF. (HD)

SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270 8.00-10.00am Pawn Stars (HD) 10.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 10.30 Pawn Stars (HD) 11.00am-1.00pm Storage Wars (HD) 1.00pm Pawn Stars (HD) 2.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 2.30-4.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars (HD) 5.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 6.00 American Pickers: Danielle finds a collector with a shocking stash of high-voltage oddities. (HD)

EDEN

YESTERDAY SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 19 537 245 6.05am The Re-Inventors 6.30 The Story of Wales: Power Struggles 7.15 Cash in the Attic 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 10.00 Narrow Escapes of World War Two 11.00 D-Day: The Last Heroes 12.00noon Wars of the Roses: A Time Team Special 1.00pm The Waterloo Dead 2.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 3.00 Raiders of the Lost Past 4.00 Time Team 5.00 The Waterloo Dead 6.00 The Last Days of Anne Boleyn

SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am Deadliest Tornados (HD) 10.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Earthquakes 11.00 Hurricane 360 (HD) 12.00noon The Life of Birds 1.00pm Could We Survive a Mega-Tsunami? (HD) 2.00 So You Think You’d Survive: As shown at 8.00pm. (HD) 3.00 Deadliest Tornados (HD) 4.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Earthquakes 5.00 Hurricane 360 (HD) 6.00 The Life of Birds

NEW

9.00

Gold Rush

1.00

Bondi Vet

9.00

Surrender

10.00 Outlaw Chronicles…

7.00 Air Crash Investigation Looking into the 1999 plane crash that killed John F Kennedy Jr, his wife and sister-in-law. (HD) 8.00 Apocalypse: The Rise of Hitler Exploring Hitler’s rise to the position of chancellor in 1933. (HD)

7.00 Storage Wars The bidders attend an auction in Santa Cruz. (HD) 7.30 Jarrod and Brandi discover a secret in San Francisco. (HD) 8.00 Shipping Wars Shipping hundreds of live butterﬂies. (HD) 8.30 Pawn Stars NEW EDITION Original 1960s NBC posters arrive. (HD)

9.00

Medieval Murder…

6.00

The Life of Birds

7.00 Wheeler Dealers Edd China turns his attention to restoring a Mercedes-Benz SLK on a very tight budget. (HD)

7.00 Alaskan Bush People The Brown brothers build a cabin for the family. (HD)

8.00 Gold Rush: The Dirt NEW EDITION All three mining crews break new ground on gold claims across two continents. (HD)

8.00 Treehouse Masters Pete Nelson is in Louisiana to take on his biggest treehouse ever, which involves building a 70ft bridge. (HD)

9.00 Gold Rush NEW EDITION Todd is out to get twice as much gold as ever before, but it will bring him into conﬂict with his son. (HD)

9.00 Insane Pools: Off the Deep End The crew creates a giant double-pool feature with a connecting stream and several surprises. (HD)

9.00 Surrender SERIES FINALE A look at the last days of ﬁghting in Europe during World War Two, and the ﬁnal surrender of Nazi Germany. (HD)

9.00 Storage Wars Auctions in Costa Mesa bring out the best and worst in the buyers. (HD) 9.30 The buyers head to Indio, California. (HD)

9.00 NEW SERIES Medieval Murder Mysteries The death of playwright Christopher Marlowe, who was stabbed to death in 1593.

9.00 Deadliest Tornados The 2011 tornado season in America, which left a trail of destruction across the country and resulted in over 550 deaths. (HD)

10.00 Edge of Alaska NEW EDITION Neil breaks through to the Mother Lode mine. (HD) 11.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition (HD) 12.00m’t Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 1.00am Gold Rush: The Dirt (HD) 2.00 Gold Rush (HD) 3.00 Edge of Alaska (HD) 3.50 Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 4.406.00am How It’s Made

10.00 Mountain Monsters: Hunters track down unidentified Appalachian creatures. (HD) 11.00 Bondi Vet 12.00m’t Animal Cops Phoenix 1.00am Treehouse Masters (HD) 2.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 Austin Stevens: Most Dangerous 3.50 Wildest Middle East (HD) 4.40 Swamp Wars (HD) 5.30-6.00am Night (HD)

10.00 Bloody Tales of the Tower High-profile prisoners held in the Tower of London. (HD)

10.00 Mummies Alive The strange tale of a mysterious mummy called Sylvester.

11.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 12.00m’t Wicked Tuna (HD) 1.00am Apocalypse: The Rise of Hitler (HD) 2.00 Highway Thru Hell: USA (HD) 3.00-5.00am Air Crash Investigation: Double bill. (HD)

10.00 Outlaw Chronicles: Hells Angels NEW EDITION Hells Angels’ fierce rivalry with the Mongols. (HD) 11.00 The Curse of Oak Island (HD) 12.00m’t Shipping Wars (HD) 12.30am Pawn Stars (HD) 1.00 Storage Wars (HD) 2.00 Outlaw Chronicles: Hells Angels (HD) 3.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am American Pickers (HD)

11.00 A Very British Murder with Lucy Worsley 12.00m’t Time Team 1.00am Wainwright Walks 2.00-3.00am Bullets, Boots and Bandages: How to Really Win at War

10.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Earthquakes 11.00 Hurricane 360 (HD) 12.00m’t The Life of Birds 1.00am Could We Survive a Mega-Tsunami? (HD) 2.00 So You Think You’d Survive (HD) 3.00 Deadliest Tornados (HD) 4.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Earthquakes 4.40 Hurricane 360 (HD) 5.306.00 Hurricane Hunters (HD)

+1 hour SKY 521

SKY +1 hour 549

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 527 267

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 530 271

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 538 246

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 533 248

VIRGIN 252

VIRGIN 258

DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD SKY VIRG 535 262

SKY VIRG 525 259

6.00am Time Team 8.00 Greatest Tank Battles 9.00 World War Two: The Complete History 10.00 Battlefield 12.00noon Hitler’s Henchmen 1.00pm World War II in Colour 2.00 Ultimate Warfare 3.00 Industrial Revelations: The European Story 4.00 Greatest Tank Battles 5.00 World War Two: The Complete History 6.00 Hitler’s Henchmen 7.00 Against the Odds 8.00 Al Murray’s Road to Berlin 9.00 Tony Robinson’s World War One 10.00 Churchill’s Toyshop 11.00 The Falklands War 12.00m’t Battlefield 2.00am Ultimate Warfare 3.00 Time Team 5.00-6.00am Hitler’s Henchmen

6.00am Extreme Engineering 8.00 How Do They Do It? 9.00 How It’s Made 11.00 How Do They Do It? 12.00noon How It’s Made 1.00pm Extreme Engineering 3.00 Mythbusters 5.00 How Do They Do It? 6.00 How It’s Made 7.00 Food Factory 8.00 Mythbusters: Exploring whether square wheels can produce a smooth ride. 9.00 Making a weapon out of a water heater. 10.00 How It’s Made 11.00 Food Factory 12.00m’t The Unexplained Files 1.00am Alien Encounters 2.00 How It’s Made 3.00 Mythbusters 3.50 How Do They Do It? 4.40 How Stuff’s Made 5.306.00am Breaking Magic

SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 263

VIRG +1 hour SKY 557 260

68 TV&Satellite Week

SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 HD 528/544 HD 265 8.00am Doomsday Earth (HD) 9.00 Wild India (HD) 10.00 Wild Thailand (HD) 11.00 Wild Sri Lanka (HD) 12.00noon Wild India (HD) 1.00pm Wild Thailand (HD) 2.00 Wild Sri Lanka (HD) 3.00 Wild India (HD) 4.00 Thailand’s Hidden Wilderness (HD) 5.00 Wild Sri Lanka (HD) 6.00 Doomsday Earth (HD) 7.00 Australia’s Most Deadly Sawfish. (HD) 8.00 Caught in the Act NEW EDITION Footage of animal behaviour. (HD) 9.00 Two tigers go head to head. (HD) 10.00 Animal Fight Club Big cat fights. (HD) 11.00 Animals Gone Wild (HD) 12.00m’t Caught in the Act (HD) 2.00am Wild India (HD) 3.00 Wild Thailand (HD) 4.00-5.00am Wild Sri Lanka (HD)

TURBO SKY VIRG 524 261 6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 How It’s Made: Dream Cars 8.00 Fast N’ Loud 9.00 Wheeler Dealers 10.00 Chasing Classic Cars: Double bill. 11.00 What’s in the Barn? 12.00noon Americarna 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00 Chasing Classic Cars 3.00 Fast N’ Loud 5.007.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Chasing Classic Cars 8.00 Bitchin’ Rides A ’33 Ford Tudor arrives. 9.00 Barrett-Jackson Palm Beach NEW EDITION One of the world’s greatest car auctions. 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Fast N’ Loud 12.00m’t Bitchin’ Rides 1.00am Chasing Classic Cars 2.00 Americarna 3.00 Overhaulin’ 3.50 Overhaulin’ Chronicles 4.40 Americarna 5.306.00am Wheeler Dealers

7.00 Inside the Court of Henry VIII Proﬁling the part-Renaissance prince, part-medieval tyrant.

8.00 Secrets of Stonehenge New theories about the prehistoric monument.

PBS AMERICA SKY VIRG FREESAT 534 276 160

7.00 Could We Survive a Mega-Tsunami? The possible effects a megatsunami in the Atlantic might have on cities including New York. (HD) 8.00 So You Think You’d Survive Video footage reveals the perils of lightning, hot-air balloon crashes, rip currents and giant tsunamis. (HD)

CI SKY 553 VIRG HD 553/555 275

6.00am Hell on Hooves 7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 8.00am-12.00noon 6.25 Aerial America Homicide Hunter (HD) 7.20 Into the Death 12.00noon Unusual Zone: Skywalker 8.15 Suspects (HD) 1.00pm The Four-Winged Motives & Murders (HD) Dinosaur 9.25 Jesse 2.00 On the Case with James 10.35 The West Paula Zahn (HD) 3.00 12.20pm Secret Worlds: Homicide Hunter (HD) The Anasazi 1.25 4.00 Crime Stories (HD) Into the Death Zone: 5.00 Motives & Murders Skywalker 2.35 Jesse (HD) 6.00 Unusual James 3.40 The West Suspects (HD) 7.00 5.25 Secret Worlds: Homicide Hunter (HD) The Anasazi 6.35 The 8.00 Crimes That Shook Four-Winged Dinosaur Britain 9.00 Unusual 7.50 NEW SERIES Time Suspects (HD) 10.00 Team America The team Measuring Evil: Britain’s digs for the skeletons Worst Killers (HD) of extinct bison from 11.00 Crimes That Shook 10,000 years ago. Britain (HD) 12.00m’t 9.00 Buffalo Bill Serial Killer Profile (HD) 10.15 The West The 1.00am Dangerous pioneers head West. Persuasions (HD) 2.00 12.05am Buffalo Bill 1.15 Measuring Evil: Britain’s Worst Killers (HD) The West 3.00 The Four3.00-4.00am Serial Winged Dinosaur 4.00 Killer Profile (HD) Time Team America 5.00-6.00am The SKY +1 hour 554 Four-Winged Dinosaur

H2 SKY VIRG 531 273 8.00am Alien Files: Unsealed 9.00 Ancient Aliens 10.00 Big History 11.00 The Lost Evidence 12.00noon America’s Book of Secrets 1.00pm Cities of the Underworld 2.00 Bible Secrets Revealed 3.00 Alien Files: Unsealed 4.00 Ancient Aliens 5.00 The Lost Evidence 6.00 Cities of the Underworld 7.00 Bible Secrets Revealed Mysteries and unanswered questions posed by the Bible. 8.00-11.00 Ancient Aliens Triple bill examining theories surrounding extraterrestrials. 11.00 America’s Book of Secrets 12.00m’t Ancient Aliens 1.00am Alien Files: Unsealed 2.00 Ancient Aliens 3.00 America’s Book of Secrets 4.005.00am Big History

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Lifestyle

10 November HOME

HOME & HEALTH SKY VIRGIN 240 284

7.00

MasterChef…

7.00 MasterChef Australia The auditions move to Brisbane and Perth, and Matt Preston provides his viewpoint. 8.00 Extreme Couponing A woman tries to make $50 using coupons. 8.30 Twins set out to ﬁnd a haul of freebies on their birthday.

SKY 133 VIRGIN 278 HD 280 HD 133/255

7.00am The Home Show 8.00 Bargain Hunt 9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Escape to the Country 11.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 12.00noon Escape to River Cottage 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 2.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Escape to the Country 5.00 The Home Show 6.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain: A cook-off against Stephen Duffy on Anglesey.

7.00

Escape to River…

7.00 Escape to River Cottage The Beaminster Summer Show. 7.30 Hugh is dismayed to learn mice have invaded the cottage. 8.00 Bargain Hunt Teams search for proﬁtable items at Swinderby airﬁeld, Lincolnshire.

6.00am Highlights 9.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 10.00 The Supersizers Eat 11.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers: Double bill. (HD) 12.00noon Pacific Island Feasts with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 1.00pm Rick Stein’s India (HD) 2.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 3.00 The Supersizers Eat 4.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers (HD) 5.00 Pacific Island Feasts with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 6.00 Rick Stein’s India (HD)

9.00

Nigel Slater’s…

7.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends The perfect romantic dinner. 7.30 A menu for a midweek dinner party. 8.00 The Supersizers Eat Restaurant critic Giles Coren and comedienne and broadcaster Sue Perkins sample the tastes of the 1980s.

9.00 Swinger Wives Following the fortunes of ﬁve Atlanta women, who juggle sexual partners while attempting to maintain a family life.

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build The team helps renovate a house for members of a family who have spent years living on a building site.

9.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers A recipe for Thai spiced aubergines. (HD) 9.30 Meals using leftover ingredients. (HD)

10.00 Bizarre ER: A man with a peculiar growth on his belly-button. 10.30 Doctors must fish a patient’s dental braces out of her intestines. 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive: Double bill. 1.00am Dr G: Medical Examiner 2.00 Extreme Couponing 3.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 4.00-6.00am Homes Under the Hammer: Double bill.

10.00 The Home Show Revisiting a couple in Putney, west London.

10.00 Rick Stein’s India Rick meets India’s first MasterChef winner in Lucknow. (HD)

11.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 12.00m’t Bargain Hunt 1.00am You Deserve This House 2.00 The Home Show 3.00-4.00am Four in a Bed

11.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 12.00m’t The Supersizers Eat 1.00am World’s Weirdest Restaurants (HD) 2.00 Home Shopping 5.00-6.00am Donut Showdown (HD)

+1 hour SKY 241

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 244 282

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 243 279

VIRGIN 285

SHED SKY VIRGIN 242 286 6.00am Thinking Tackle 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 9.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00am-1.00pm Miami Ink 1.00-4.00 LA Ink 4.00pm Treehouse Masters 5.00 Fishing Road Trip USA 6.00 Thinking Tackle 7.00 Thinking Tackle From Winters Lake in Bedfordshire. 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes The rules of the Feliendre trout tournament. 8.30 Matt goes big game fishing in Tobago. 9.00 River Monsters: Untold Stories Jeremy Wade takes a look at killer sharks and rays. 10.00 Custom My Ride Work begins on a Cadillac Escalade limousine conversion. 11.00 A 1958 Chevrolet Nomad is revamped. 12.00m’t Overhaulin’ 1.00am Thinking Tackle 3.00 Treehouse Masters 3.50 River Monsters: Untold Stories 4.40 Fishing Road Trip USA 5.30-6.00am Model Mania

FOOD NETWORK

REALLY

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 41 149 248 291

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 155 283 17

6.00-8.00am Barefoot Contessa 8.00 Anna Olson: Bake 9.00 Pioneer Woman 10.00 Cooking Christmas with Matt and Lisa 11.00 John and Edd’s Christmas Bakes 11.30 Barefoot Contessa 12.00noon Spicy Christmas with Thomasina Miers 12.30pm Ben Tish’s Spanish Country Christmas 1.00 Barefoot Contessa 2.00pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 3.00 Cooking Christmas with Matt and Lisa 4.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 5.00 Ready Steady Cook 6.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 7.00 Barefoot Contessa 8.00 Farm Kings 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 10.00 Man v Food 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am Man v Food 2.00-3.00am Mystery Diners

6.00am One Born: What Happened Next? 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Escape to the Country 10.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 11.00 Ghost Adventures 1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build 2.00 Escape to the Country 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer 4.00 Border Patrol 5.00 Helicopter Heroes 6.00 Homes Under the Hammer 7.00 Escape to the Country A house in south Wales. 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build A family home is transformed following a tragic event. 9.00 Embarrassing Fat Bodies 10.00 Embarrassing Bodies 11.00 I Survived Evil 12.00m’t Cold Justice 1.00am Paranormal Witness 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Rescue: Code One 4.45 Wife Swap USA 5.356.00am Medical Emergency

SKY +1 hour 250

FSAT 151

AMC

DMAX

SONY TV

SKY HD 192/276 7.00pm FILM Shattered Glass: Drama based on a true story, starring Hayden Christensen as ambitious young journalist Stephen Glass. (2003, 12, 94min) ★★★★ 9.00 Rectify NEW EPISODE Donald the Normal: 4/23. A recovered Daniel enjoys a taste of big-city anonymity as he explores Atlanta. (Series 2) 10.00 Breaking Bad: Grey Matter: 5/7. (Series 1) 11.00 FILM Babel: Epic global drama starring Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett. Subtitled. (2006, 15, 143min) ★★★ 1.30am Rectify 2.30 Breaking Bad (Series 1) 3.30-5.30am The Shield

SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00 American Chopper 8.00 Inside West Coast Customs 9.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 10.00 Food Factory 11.00 Operation Repo 12.00noon Dangerous Flights 1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 Treehouse Masters 3.00 Food Factory 4.00 Tanked 6.00-8.00 Operation Repo 8.00 Food Factory 9.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00 Bear Grylls: Escape from Hell 11.00 Tanked 1.00am River Monsters 2.00 Inside West Coast Customs 3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark 3.50 The Garage 4.40 American Chopper 5.30-6.00am Mystery Hunters

SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Ghost Hunters International 12.00noon FILM Santa with Muscles: Comedy. (1996, U, 97min) ★ 2.00pm 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 3.00 Will & Grace 4.00 Ghost Hunters International 6.00 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 7.00 Ghost Hunters International 8.00 Ghost Hunters 9.00 Spooks (Series 6) 10.05 Satisfaction 11.05 Hot in Cleveland: Double bill. (Series 2) 12.05am Will & Grace: Double bill. (Series 7) 1.05 Ghost Hunters 2.55 Hot in Cleveland 3.50-4.00am Sony Movie News Extra

CBS REALITY

SPIKE

SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 9.00am Medical Detectives 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 12.00 Medical Detectives 1.00-3.00pm Judge Judy 3.00pm Hoarders 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00-7.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Sins and Secrets: The murder committed by reporter Vince Marinello. 10.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00m’t I Survived 1.00am Sins and Secrets 2.00 Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 World’s Wildest Police Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 5.10-6.00am Cheaters

SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, VIRG 156 7.00am Highlights 10.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 11.00 Wags 12.00noon Entertainment Specials 1.00pm Giuliana and Bill 2.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 3.00 Total Divas 4.00 Dash Dolls 5.00 Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons 7.00 News 8.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 9.00 Botched NEW EDITION 10.00 NEW SERIES Christina Milian Turned Up 11.00 News 12.00m’t Kourtney and Kim Take Miami 1.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.30 Shopping 2.30 News 4.30-5.00am Celebrity Style Story

SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 9.00am Access 9.05 Bar Rescue 10.00 Stobart: Trucks, Trains & Planes 11.00 Police Interceptors 12.00noon Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 1.00pm Cops: Double bill. 2.00 World’s Craziest Police Pursuits 3.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 4.00 Bar Rescue 5.00 Stobart: Trucks, Trains & Planes 6.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 8.00 Police Interceptors 9.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 10.00 Conspiracy: The Death of Hitler 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 12.00m’t2.00am Spike Fight Night

CHALLENGE

LIFETIME

TLC

SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 Pointless 9.20 Catchphrase 10.20 Strike It Lucky 10.50 Bullseye 11.20 The Million Pound Drop 1.00pm Pointless 3.00 Fifteen to One 4.00 Ninja Warrior 5.00 Fort Boyard 6.00 Robot Wars 7.00 Pointless: Quiz show. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop: Quiz show presented by Davina McCall. 10.10 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Big-money quiz show. 11.10 Bullseye 12.10am TNA Xplosion 1.10 Pointless 3.10 Ninja Warrior 4.00 Fort Boyard 5.006.00am Fifteen to One

SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, VIRGIN 208, HD 209 7.00am Property Brothers (HD) 8.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) 9.00-11.00 Judge Judy (HD) 11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon Property Brothers (HD) 1.00pm Flipping Vegas (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 5.00 Little Women: NY (HD) 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy (HD) 9.00 NEW SERIES Prison Wives Club (HD) 10.00 Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce NEW EPISODE (HD) 11.00 Dance Mums with Jennifer Ellison (HD) 12.00m’t Hardcore Pawn (HD) 1.00am Prison Wives Club (HD) 2.00-5.00am Highlights

SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 6.00am Highlights 12.00noon Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm Extreme Couponing (HD) 1.30 Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker (HD) 3.00 Something Borrowed, Something New (HD) 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 Long Island Medium (HD) 7.00 I Found the Gown (HD) 8.00 Cake Boss (HD) 9.00 Long Island Medium NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 Sex Sent Me to the ER NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 Dr G: Medical Examiner (HD) 12.00m’t Cake Boss (HD) 1.00am Long Island Medium (HD) 2.00-6.00am Highlights

COMEDY CENTRAL

EXTRA

SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 Rules of Engagement 11.00 Friends 12.00noon Two and a Half Men 1.00pm Impractical Jokers 2.00 Rules of Engagement 3.00 The Middle 4.00 Two and a Half Men 5.00 Rules of Engagement 6.00 Two and a Half Men 7.00 The Middle 8.00 Rules of Engagement 9.00 Live at the Apollo 10.00 Impractical Jokers 11.00 Friends 12.00m’t Bob’s Burgers 1.00am The Daily Show 1.30 Tosh.0 2.00 Kevin Bridges Live in Glasgow 3.00 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store 3.25 Grouchy Young Men 3.50 South Park 4.15 Sir Leslie Quint: Life in Film 4.206.00am The King of Queens

QUEST

TRUTV

SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00am Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 6.20 Wet Nets 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge 8.00 How It’s Made 9.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10.00 Salvage Squad 11.00 Auto Trader 12.00 Extreme Engineering 1.00pm How Do They Do It? 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 7.00 Salvage Hunters 8.00 Supertruckers 9.00 Mighty Planes NEW EDITION 10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 How It’s Made 12.00m’t Forensic Detectives: Double bill. 2.00-6.00am Highlights

SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 6.00am-2.00pm Missing Persons Unit: Back-toback editions looking at baffling cases from America, revealing investigators’ attempts to piece together the evidence. 2.00-7.00 Crime Stories: Back-to-back editions exploring the truth behind intriguing cases. 7.00-10.00 Container Wars: Back-toback editions taking a look at the fast-paced world of shipping port auctions. 10.00pm-1.00am Barmageddon: Triple bill. 1.00am Crime Stories: Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions.

Tuesday

6.00am Quints by Surprise 7.00 Baby ER 8.00 Hospital Sydney 9.00 MasterChef Australia 10.00 Extreme Couponing: Double bill. 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer: Double bill. 1.00pm MasterChef Australia 2.00 Country House Rescue 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer 5.00 Hospital Sydney: A girl tries to walk again. 6.00 A woman suffering from dizziness.

Other channels A-Z

GOOD FOOD

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Tuesday

TV&Satellite Week 69

TUESDAY SKY PREMIERE SKY 301 VIRGIN 401 HD 301/314 HD 431

Tuesday PM

9 PM

12.15 Assassin

8.00 Wild Drama based on a true story, starring Reese Witherspoon. A woman attempts to turn her life around by embarking on an epic, solo trek along America’s Paciﬁc Crest Trail, which gives her the time and space to reassess her existence. (S) (2014, 15, 111min) ★★★★

11 PM

10.00 American Sniper Biopic starring Bradley Cooper. A navy Seal ﬁnds life back on civvy street difﬁcult to deal with after four tours of Iraq. (S) (2014, 15, 132min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.15am Assassin Crime thriller with Danny Dyer, Gary Kemp and Martin Kemp. (S) (2014, 15, 78min) ★ 1.55 Let Us Prey Horror starring Liam Cunningham and Douglas Russell. (S) (2014, 18, 92min) ★★★ 3.30 Extinction Fantasy starring Sarah Mac. (2014, 15, 100min) ★ 5.30-6.00am Spectre Special

+1hour

SKY 302

VIRGIN 402

SKY SHOWCASE SKY 310 VIRGIN 403 HD 433 HD 310/337

SKY FAMILY

Tinker Bell and the…

8.00 Tangled Disney’s animated fairy-tale musical featuring the voices of Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi. A princess with magical hair escapes from conﬁnement by a wicked enchantress with the help of a handsome thief. (S) (2010, PG, 100min) ★★★★

SKY 307 VIRGIN 407 HD 307/334 HD 437

6.05am Happily N’Ever After 7.45 Free Willy 9.50 Walking with Dinosaurs 11.30 Ella Enchanted 1.20pm Dolphin Tale 2 As 8.00pm. 3.15 Happily N’Ever After Animated fantasy. (S) (2005, U, 85min) ★★ 4.50 Walking with Dinosaurs Part-animated adventure with the voice of Justin Long. (S) (2013, U, 90min) ★★ 6.25 The Harry Hill Movie Comedy starring Harry Hill. (S) (2013, PG, 88min) ★★

6.25

The Harry Hill Movie

8.00 Dolphin Tale 2 Family drama sequel starring Nathan Gamble and Morgan Freeman. The staff and supporters of a marine hospital try to ﬁnd a new dolphin to share a pool with an injured animal. (S) (2014, U, 107min) ★★★

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9.50 Free Willy Children’s adventure starring Jason James Richter as a troubled 12-yearold boy who tries to free a whale from a marine park. (S) (1993, U, 112min) ★★★★

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SKY GREATS

11.45 Look Who’s Talking Comedy starring John Travolta and Kirstie Alley, and with the voice of Bruce Willis. (S) (1989, 12, 96min) ★★★ 1.25am Ella Enchanted Comic fantasy starring Anne Hathaway and Hugh Dancy. (2004, PG, 96min) ★★ 3.10 The Harry Hill Movie As 6.25pm. 4.40-6.15am Looney Tunes: Back in Action Partly animated comedy starring Brendan Fraser and Steve Martin. (S) (2003, PG, 90min) ★★★

TCM SKY 317 VIRGIN 415 HD 416 HD 317/341

Pirates of the Caribbean…

Lucy (ﬁlm started at 7.15pm)

9.50 The Parent Trap Comedy remake starring Dennis Quaid and Lindsay Lohan. Identicaltwin sisters who have grown up apart decide to swap places. (S) (1998, PG, 122min) ★★★

SKY 304 VIRGIN 404 HD 304/331 HD 434

6.00am Into the Storm 7.45 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 10.15 Charlie’s Angels 12.00noon Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle 2.00pm Lucy 3.45 Into the Storm Disaster movie with Matt Walsh. (S) (2014, 12, 89min) ★★ 5.20 Man of Tai Chi Action adventure starring Tiger Hu Chen. (2013, 15, 100min) ★★★ 7.15 Lucy Sci-fi thriller starring Scarlett Johansson. (S) (2014, 15, 90min) ★★★

9.00

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12.05am The Fox and the Hound Children’s animation featuring the voices of Mickey Rooney and Kurt Russell. (S) (1981, U, 83min) ★★★ 1.40 Glory Road Fact-based sports drama starring Josh Lucas and Derek Luke. (S) (2006, PG, 113min) ★★ 3.50 Frozen Special 4.10-6.00am Sky High Teen fantasy adventure starring Michael Angarano, Kurt Russell and Kelly Preston. (S) (2005, PG, 100min) ★★★

9.00 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Fantasy adventure starring Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush and Ian McShane. Ragged pirate captain Jack Sparrow joins an old foe and an old ﬂame on a quest to ﬁnd the Fountain of Youth. (S) (2011, 12, 136min) ★★

SKY 308 VIRGIN 408 HD 308/335 HD 438 6.15am Trail of the Pink Panther 8.05 Analyze That 9.55 Maleficent Special 10.25 Let’s Be Cops 12.20pm Calendar Girls As 8.00pm. 2.20 Big Daddy Comedy with Adam Sandler and Joe Bologna. (S) (1999, 12, 95min) ★★★ 4.10 Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life Comedy starring John Cleese. (S) (1983, 15, 103min) ★★★ 6.05 Let’s Be Cops Comedy starring Jake Johnson. (S) (2014, 15, 101min) ★★

8.00

Calendar Girls

8.00 Calendar Girls Comedy inspired by a true story, starring Helen Mirren and Julie Walters. Two middle-aged friends living in the Yorkshire Dales hit upon an unusual fund-raising venture – the world’s ﬁrst nude Women’s Institute calendar. (2003, 12, 108min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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9.50 Horrible Bosses 2 Comedy starring Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, Charlie Day, Jennifer Aniston, Chris Pine and Christoph Waltz. (S) (2014, 15, 104min) ★★

11.30 War Action thriller starring Jason Statham, Jet Li and Devon Aoki. (S) (2007, 18, 98min) ★★ 1.30am The Knights of Badassdom Fantasy comedy starring Ryan Kwanten. (2013, 15, 85min) ★★ 3.10 City Heat Comedy thriller starring Clint Eastwood and Burt Reynolds. (S) (1984, 15, 97min) ★★★ 5.00 Spectre Special With Alex Zane. 5.30-6.00am The Martian: Sky Movies Special With Ridley Scott.

11.40 About Last Night Romantic comedy with Michael Ealy and Joy Bryant. (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ 1.25am Lake Placid Horror comedy starring Bill Pullman and Bridget Fonda. (1999, 15, 82min) ★★★★ 2.50 Milk Bittersweet comedy starring James Fleet and Francesca Annis. (S) (1998, 15, 93min) ★★ 4.30-6.10am Trail of the Pink Panther Comedy starring Peter Sellers. (1982, PG, 92min) ★

MORE>MOVIES SKY 185

SKY COMEDY

SKYACTION/ADVENTURE

SKY 306 VIRGIN 406 HD 306/333 HD 436

6.00am Million Dollar Arm Special 6.30 Mulan II 8.00 Tangled 9.45 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 12.10pm Flubber 1.55 John Henry 2.10 Prom 4.05 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe Fantasy adventure. (S) (2005, PG, 140min) ★★★★ 6.30 Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast Animated fantasy. (S) (2014, U, 76min) ★★★

6.30

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SKY DISNEY SKY 305 VIRGIN 405 HD 305/332 HD 435

6.00am Assassin As 12.15am 7.30 Maleficent Special 8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 9.45 Wild As 8.00pm. 12.00noon Extinction As 3.30am. 2.00pm Pan: On Set Special 2.30 Assassin As 12.15am. 4.00 American Sniper As 10.00pm. 6.15 Jingle All the Way 2 Comedy sequel starring Larry the Cable Guy. A man goes to extreme lengths to attain a popular toy for his stepdaughter. (2014, U, 90min) ★

Films

F’VIEW F’SAT 32 143

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HORROR SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 70 138 319 149

TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 321 424 82 302

7.05am Pan: On Set Special 7.35 Labor Day 9.35 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11.35 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 1.35pm Birdman 3.45 Pan: On Set Special 4.15 Burying the Ex As 11.50pm. 6.00 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason Comedy sequel starring Renée Zellweger. (S) (2004, 15, 108min) ★★★

6.15am When Harry Met Sally… 8.00 Philomena 10.00 Frost/Nixon 12.05pm Elf 1.50 City Slickers Western starring Billy Crystal. (1991, 12, 114min) ★★★★★ 3.50 Philomena Comedy drama starring Judi Dench. (S) (2013, 12, 98min) ★★★★ 5.35 The Waterboy Sports comedy with Adam Sandler. (S) (1998, 12, 90min) ★★

6.00am Kung Fu 8.00 They Were Expendable 10.30 Never So Few 12.50pm Kung Fu 3.00 The Train Wartime action film starring Burt Lancaster, Michel Simon and Paul Scofield. (1964, b/w, PG, 127min) ★★★★ 5.30 Prisoner of War Korean War drama starring Ronald Reagan and Steve Forrest. (1954, b/w, 18, 80min) ★★

(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Xena: Warrior Princess 9.00 Hercules: 10.00am Gone But Not The Legendary Journeys Forgotten 11.40 Sony 10.00 The Invaders 11.00 Movie News Extra Prehistoric Women 11.50am-3.00pm Highway 12.50pm Horror Highlights to Heaven Triple bill. 1.00 Special Unit 2 2.00 The 3.00pm A Christmas Tail Invaders 3.00 Doctor Who 4.40 It Takes Two Family 4.00 Quatermass and the comedy. (1995, U, 97min) ★ Pit Sci-fi with Andrew Keir. 6.50 The Toy Comedy. (1967, 12, 100min) ★★★★ (1982, PG, 98min) ★★ 6.00 The Incredible Hulk

7.00am A Christmas Visitor 9.00 A Song for the Season 11.00 The Christmas List 1.00pm The Christmas Card 3.00 A Song for the Season Romantic drama starring Naomi Judd. (1999, U, 90min) ★★ 5.00 All I Want for Christmas Romantic drama starring Jimmy ‘Jax’ Pinchak and Gail O’Grady. (2007, U, 89min) ★★

8.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fantasy adventure starring Megan Fox. (S) (2014, 12, 101min) ★★ 9.45 Birdman Drama starring Michael Keaton. (S) (2014, 15, 116min) ★★★★★ 11.50 Burying the Ex Comedy horror starring Anton Yelchin. (S) (2014, 15, 89min) ★★ 1.30am Labor Day Drama with Kate Winslet and Josh Brolin. (S) (2013, 12, 111min) ★★★ 3.30 The Package Action thriller starring Steve Austin. (2012, 15, 91min) ★★ 5.15-7.00am The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box (S) (2013, PG, 95min) ★★

7.15 Elf Fantasy starring Will Ferrell and James Caan. (S) (2003, PG, 97min) ★★★★ 9.00 The Green Mile Supernatural prison drama starring Tom Hanks. (S) (1999, 18, 189min) ★★★★ 12.05am American Pie Comedy starring Jason Biggs. (S) (1999, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 1.45 Big Night Comedy drama starring Stanley Tucci. (S) (1995, 15, 109min) ★★★★ 3.45 The Waterboy As shown at 5.35pm. 5.30-7.30am Arthur 2: On the Rocks Comedy sequel starring Dudley Moore. (S) (1988, PG, 113min) ★★

7.05 The Defector Spy thriller. (1966, 15, 101min) ★★ 9.00 The Crying Game Thriller starring Stephen Rea. (1992, 18, 108min) ★★★★ 11.05 The Long Kiss Goodnight Action thriller. (1996, 18, 120min) ★★★ 1.15am Catalina Caper Musical comedy. (1967, 12, 84min) ★★ 2.45 Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 3.35 Kung Fu 4.30 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Roland Emmerich. 5.05-6.50am The Defector As shown at 7.05pm.

9.00 Flight of Fury Action thriller starring Steven Seagal, Alki David and Ciera Payton. A maverick US pilot flies to the rescue after a rogue colonel steals a new stealth aircraft and delivers it to Afghan terrorists. With Alki David. (2007, 15, 98min) ★ 10.55 The Ghost and the Darkness Adventure with Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas. An engineer and a big game hunter try to slay a pair of killer lions in 1890s East Africa. With John Kani. (1996, 15, 110min) ★★★★ 1.05-4.05am Highway to Heaven Triple bill. 4.05-6.00am Providence

7.00 Three Wise Women Fantasy starring Lauren Coe. The guardian angel of a woman who doesn’t believe in love is given one last chance to try to change her mind. (2010, PG, 120min) ★★ 9.00 Borrowed Hearts Romantic drama starring Roma Downey, Barbara Gordon and Eric McCormack. (1997, PG, 97min) ★★ 11.00 Little Women 2/2. Drama with Meredith Baxter. 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am A Song for the Season As 3.00pm.

70 TV&Satellite Week

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 318 417

7.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 8/22. Hercules is struck by amnesia. 8.00 Doctor Who 9.00 An American Haunting Chiller starring Sissy Spacek. (2005, 15, 90min) ★ 10.50 Catacombs Horror starring Shannyn Sossamon. (2007, 18, 92min) ★★ 12.40am Saw V Horror thriller. (2008, 18, 92min) ★★ 2.30 Dark Feed Horror starring Andy Rudick and Victoria Nugent. (2013, 18, 86min) ★ 4.15-4.30am Horror Highlights Previews. SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 320 202

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10 November SKY CRIME/THRILLER

SKY CHRISTMAS

SKY SCI-FI/HORROR

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SKY 303 VIRGIN 410 HD 303/330 HD 440

SKY 311 VIRGIN 411 HD 311/339 HD 441

6.10am Veronica Mars 8.10 Alone 9.45 The Washington Snipers 11.20 The Bank Job 1.15pm Conspiracy Theory Thriller. (S) (1997, 15, 135min) ★★ 3.40 Wish You Were Here Drama with Felicity Price. (S) (2012, 15, 89min) ★★★ 5.15 Felony Crime thriller starring Joel Edgerton. (S) (2013, 15, 101min) ★★★ 7.05 The Bank Job Crime thriller starring Jason Statham. (S) (2008, 15, 107min) ★★★

Ocean’s Twelve

10.00 Die Hard 2

The Bank Job (ﬁlm started at 7.05pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00 Ocean’s Twelve Caper thriller sequel starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Charismatic thief Danny Ocean and his gang ﬁnd themselves competing with a French criminal when they attempt to steal $160million in Europe. (S) (2004, 12, 125min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.10 Kill the Irishman Crime thriller biopic starring Ray Stevenson. (S) (2011, 18, 106min) ★★ 1.00am Eastern Promises Crime thriller starring Viggo Mortensen. (S) (2007, 18, 96min) ★★★ 2.45 Single White Female Thriller with Jennifer Jason Leigh and Bridget Fonda. (S) (1992, 18, 107min) ★★★ 4.35-6.15am Point Last Seen Drama starring Linda Hamilton and Kevin Kilner. (S) (1998, PG, 87min) ★★

SONY MOVIES SKY 323

9.00

10.00 Die Hard 2 Action thriller sequel starring Bruce Willis as a New York cop striving to foil a terrorist plot to take over Washington’s Dulles Airport. (S) (1990, 18, 118min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.10am The Muppet Christmas Carol Comedy starring Michael Caine. (S) (1992, U, 86min) ★★★ 1.50 The Top Ten Show 2015 2.05 Bad Santa Black comedy starring Billy Bob Thornton. (S) (2003, 15, 91min) ★★★★ 3.50 Spectre Special With Alex Zane. 4.20-6.00am Snow Day Family comedy starring Chevy Chase. (S) (2000, PG, 89min) ★★

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6.00am Deliver Us from Evil 8.05 Ghost Rider 10.05 X-Men: Days of Future Past 12.20pm Project Almanac As 9.00pm. 2.20 Captain America: The Winter Soldier Thriller sequel starring Chris Evans. (S) (2014, 12, 136min) ★★★★ 4.45 Ghost Rider Fantasy with Nicolas Cage. (S) (2006, 12, 109min) ★★ 6.45 X-Men: Days of Future Past Adventure starring Hugh Jackman. (S) (2014, 12, 131min) ★★★★

Project Almanac

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9.00 Project Almanac Sci-ﬁ thriller with Jonny Weston and Soﬁa Black-D’Elia. A teenager and his friends build a time machine based on his dead father’s designs, and embark on an adventure into the past – but soon discover the perils of altering history. (S) (2014, 12, 106min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.00 28 Days Later Horror thriller starring Cillian Murphy and Naomie Harris. (S) (2002, 18, 113min) ★★★ 1.00am 28 Weeks Later Horror thriller sequel to 28 Days Later, starring Robert Carlyle and Rose Byrne. (S) (2007, 18, 99min) ★★★ 2.45 Saw IV Horror sequel starring Tobin Bell. (S) (2007, 18, 92min) ★★ 4.25-6.00am Ice Sci-fi thriller starring Grant Show and Audie England. (S) (1998, 12, 87min) ★★

MOVIES 4 MEN SKY 325

F’VIEW F’SAT 48 304

9.00am I Never Sang for My Father 11.00 A Christmas Tail 12.45pm The Pickwick Papers 3.00 A Holiday Heist 5.00 The Fortune Period comedy starring Warren Beatty. (1974, 15, 85min) ★★ 6.45 Sony Movie News Extra 6.55 My Stepmother Is an Alien Comedy with Dan Aykroyd and Kim Basinger. (1988, 15, 107min) ★★★

7.00am Baby’s First Christmas 9.00 Hats Off to Christmas! 11.00 Another Christmas Kiss 1.00pm Christmas Lodge 3.00 The Christmas Hope Seasonal family drama starring Madeleine Stowe. (2009, PG, 120min) ★★ 5.00 Flight of the Reindeer Seasonal drama with Richard Thomas and Beau Bridges. (2000, U, 100min) ★★

6.00am War in the Air: Bomber Command 7.10 Fighting Aircraft of WWI 8.15 Fast Jets 9.20 Crash: The Mystery of Flight 1501 11.15 Dragonfly Squadron 1.00pm Flying Leathernecks 3.05 The Dambusters Raid 4.10 Fighters of the Fifties 5.20 Crash Point Zero Adventure with Treat Williams. (2000, 15, 93min) ★★

9.00 The War of the Roses Black comedy starring Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner and Danny DeVito. (1989, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 11.20 Penthouse North Home-invasion thriller with Michelle Monaghan, Michael Keaton and Barry Sloane. (2013, 15, 82min) ★★★ 1.00am Bite the Bullet Western with Gene Hackman. (1975, PG, 131min) ★★★★ 3.50-6.00am The John Sullivan Story World War Two drama with Andrew McFarlane and Vera Plevnik. (1979, PG, 100min) ★★★

7.00 The Man Who Saved Christmas Biopic with Jason Alexander and Kelly Rowan. (2001, PG, 90min) ★★ 9.00 A Belle for Christmas Adventure starring Dean Cain and Kristy Swanson. (2014, PG, 91min) ★★ 11.00 Christmas Miracle Drama with Allison Hossack. (2012, PG, 92min) ★★ 1.00am Christmas at Water’s Edge Fantasy starring Keshia Knight Pulliam and Pooch Hall. (2004, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am Holiday Road Trip Drama starring Ashley Scott and Patrick Muldoon. (2013, PG, 88min) ★★

7.10 Surface to Air Gulf War action movie starring Chad McQueen, Melanie Shatner and Michael Madsen. (1997, 15, 93min) ★★ 9.00 Black Thunder Action adventure starring Michael Dudikoff and Gary Hudson. (1998, PG, 85min) ★★ 10.50 Dead Sexy Erotic thriller starring Shannon Tweed. (2001, 18, 86min) ★ 12.30am Already Dead Crime thriller starring Ron Eldard and Christopher Plummer. (2007, 18, 93min) ★★ 2.20-4.00am Crossfire Thriller with Robert Mitchum. (1947, b/w, PG, 85min) ★★★

+1 hour SKY 324 (S) Subtitles (SL) Signing

SKY SELECT

FILM4

SKY 312 VIRGIN 412 HD 312/340 HD 442

SKY 315 VIRGIN 428 F’VIEW F’SAT 15 300 HD 315/342 HD 429

6.00am Guns at Batasi 7.55 Zulu 10.15 The Book Thief 12.30pm Platoon As 10.00pm. 2.35 Full Metal Jacket As 12.05am. 4.40 Zulu Historical action adventure starring Stanley Baker and Michael Caine. (S) (1963, PG, 138min) ★★★★★ 7.00 Saving Private Ryan Steven Spielberg’s harrowing World War Two drama starring Tom Hanks, Tom Sizemore and Edward Burns. (S) (1998, 15, 169min) ★★★★★

10.00 Platoon

■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am The Nebraskan 12.20pm The Four Feathers 2.35 Heaven Knows, Mr Allison Romantic drama. (S) (1957, PG, 100min) ★★★★ 4.40 The Sea Chase World War Two adventure. (S) (1955, U, 112min) ★★ 7.10 Napoleon Dynamite Teen comedy starring Jon Heder. (S) (2004, PG, 95min) ★★★★

7.10

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Napoleon Dynamite (ﬁlm started at 7.10pm)

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10.00 Platoon War drama with Charlie Sheen. A teenage college drop-out volunteers to serve as an ordinary foot soldier in Vietnam. (S) (1986, 15, 120min) ★★★★

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9.00 The A-Team Action thriller based on the 1980s TV series, starring Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper and Jessica Biel. A group of former US Special Forces soldiers goes on the run after getting set up for a crime it didn’t commit. (S) (2010, 12, 117min) ★★

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12.05am Full Metal Jacket Vietnam War drama starring Matthew Modine. (S) (1987, 15, 115min) ★★★★★ 2.05 Courage Under Fire Military drama starring Denzel Washington. (S) (1996, 15, 116min) ★★★ 4.10-6.00am Guns at Batasi Drama about British soldiers caught up in an African revolution, starring Richard Attenborough and Mia Farrow. (S) (1964, b/w, PG, 103min) ★★★

Tuesday

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6.00am Snowmen 7.35 Pan: On Set Special 8.05 Sleepless in Seattle 10.00 A Christmas Carol 11.50 The Top Ten Show 2015 12.05pm The Grinch As 8.00pm. 2.00 Die Hard 2 As 10.00pm. 4.10 Last Holiday Comedy starring Queen Latifah and LL Cool J. (2005, 12, 112min) ★★★ 6.10 A Christmas Carol Charles Dickens’s famous Christmas tale, starring George C Scott. (1984, U, 100min) ★★

Tuesday

11.15 The Hurt Locker Iraq War drama. (S) (2008, 15, 125min) ★★★★★ 1.50-4.00am 12 Rounds Action thriller. (S) (2009, 12, 103min) ★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 7.00pm Shattered Glass AMC Drama based on a true story, starring Hayden Christensen, Peter Sarsgaard and Hank Azaria. ★★★★ 9.00pm Billy Elliot BBC4 Coming-of-age drama starring Jamie Bell. (HD) ★★★★

10pm TILL LATE 10.00pm The Other Guys 5★ Farcical crime comedy starring Will Ferrell. ★★★★ 10.00pm Scavengers Syfy Sci-fi adventure starring Sean Patrick Flanery. (HD) ★ 11.15pm Smokin’ Aces ITV4 Crime comedy thriller starring Jeremy Piven. (HD) ★★ 11.55pm The Mission BBC1 (Wales/NI: 12.25am) Epic period drama. (HD) ★★★★ 12.10am Zack and Miri Make a Porno 5★ Comedy starring Seth Rogen. ★★★ 2.00am Virus Syfy Sci-fi horror thriller starring Jamie Lee Curtis. ★★

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6.00am Football League Gold (HD) 6.15 Football Gold 7.00 WWE – Smackdown (HD) 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD) 9.00 Fantasy Football Club – The Highlights (HD) 9.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD) 10.00 La Liga Goals (HD) 11.00 Fantasy Football Club – The Highlights (HD) 11.30 Football League Gold (HD) 11.45 Football Gold (HD) 12.30pm SPFL Round-Up A review of the fixtures from Scotland. (HD) 1.00 Grand Slam of Darts The third day’s play from the Wolverhampton Civic Hall. (HD) 5.00 Darts Gold (HD) 5.30 MLS Round-Up Show Action from the latest fixtures. (HD) 6.00 Barclays Premier League Review Recent top-flight action. (HD) 7.00 LIVE Grand Slam of Darts Coverage of the fourth day’s play at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring eight matches from the group stage, as the line-up for the second round is decided. (HD) 11.00 Darts Gold (HD) 1.00am Grand Slam of Darts: Action from day four. (HD) 5.00-6.00am Darts Gold (HD)

6.00am Darts Gold (HD) 7.00 Grand Slam of Darts: Day three. (HD) 11.00 Darts Gold (HD) 12.00noon NFL San Diego Chargers v Chicago Bears. (HD) 1.00pm Test Cricket As shown at 3.00pm. (HD) 2.00 Test Cricket As shown at 4.00pm. (HD) 3.00 Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand: Action from the fifth and final day of the first Test. (HD) 4.00 Test Cricket India v South Africa: Highlights of the fifth and final day of the first Test. (HD) 5.00 WWE – Smackdown Wrestling action. (HD) 7.00 LIVE Greyhound Racing The William Hill St Leger: Coverage of the meeting from Wimbledon, which also includes the RFS Puppy Derby. 9.30 SPFL Round-Up The latest fixtures. (HD) 10.00 La Liga World (HD) 10.30 MLS Round-Up Show Highlights. (HD) 11.00 Sportswomen (HD) 11.30 Racemax (HD) 12.00m’t SPFL Round-Up (HD) 12.30am La Liga World (HD) 1.00 MLS Round-Up Show (HD) 1.30 Premiership Years (HD) 5.30-6.00am La Liga World (HD)

6.00am The Sky Sports Years (HD) 8.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD) 9.00 NFL (HD) 11.00 Racing News (HD) 11.30 Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights (HD) 12.00noon The Sky Sports Years As shown at 3.00pm. (HD) 1.00pm The Sky Sports Years As 4.00pm. (HD) 2.00 NFL As 8.00pm. (HD) 3.00 The Sky Sports Years A look at Sky’s coverage in 1998. (HD) 4.00 The Sky Sports Years A look at Sky’s coverage in 1999. (HD) 5.00 NFL As 8.00pm. (HD) 6.00 Sporting Rivalries Double bill. (HD) 7.00 Sportswomen (HD) 7.30 Racemax (HD) 8.00 NFL San Diego Chargers v Chicago Bears: Action from the Qualcomm Stadium. (HD) 9.00 NFL – A Football Life Doug Flutie. (HD) 10.00 WWE – Late Night – Smackdown Wrestling action. (HD) 11.00 NFL As shown at 8.00pm. (HD) 12.00m’t The Sky Sports Years: Double bill. (HD) 2.00 NFL (HD) 3.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD) 4.00-6.00am The Sky Sports Years (HD)

6.00am PGA Tour Classic 7.00 Trilby Tour Golf (HD) 8.00 World Golf Championship (HD) 9.00 PGA Tour Golf (HD) 10.00 Asian Tour Golf (HD) 11.00 PGA Tour Classic 12.00noon PGA Tour Golf (HD) 1.00pm World Golf Championship The HSBC Champions. (HD) 2.00 Asian Tour Golf The Panasonic Open. (HD) 3.00 Trilby Tour Golf The Championship of Derbyshire. (HD) 4.00 World Golf Championship The HSBC Champions. (HD) 5.00 PGA Tour Golf The Sanderson Farms Championship. (HD) 6.00 Sporting Rivalries 6.30 Golfing World (HD) 7.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf The Tour Championship final. (HD) 9.00 Ladies European Tour Golf The Sanya Ladies Open. (HD) 10.00 LIVE Sky Poker Online players compete. 12.00m’t World Poker Tour (HD) 1.00am Golfing World (HD) 1.30 Racemax (HD) 2.00 Ladies European Tour Golf (HD) 3.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf (HD) 5.00-6.00am Ladies European Tour Golf (HD)

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 MLS Highlights (HD) 10.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers (HD) 12.00noon MLS Highlights (HD) 1.00pm La Liga Goals (HD) 2.00 Eredivisie Round-Up News and action. (HD) 3.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers As 9.30pm. (HD) 5.00 Eredivisie Round-Up News and action. (HD) 6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD) 7.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers Scotland v Germany: Action from the Group D match at Hampden Park. (HD) 9.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers Lithuania v England: Highlights of the Group E clash at LFF Stadium in Vilnius. (HD) 9.30 Euro 2016 Qualifiers Northern Ireland v Hungary: Action from the Group F match at Windsor Park. (HD) 11.30 Euro 2016 Qualifiers England v Switzerland: Highlights of the Group E fixture at Wembley Stadium. (HD) 12.00m’t Eredivisie Round-Up (HD) 1.00am Euro 2016 Qualifiers (HD) 1.30 Euro 2016 Qualifiers (HD) 2.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers (HD) 4.00-6.00am Euro 2016 Qualifiers (HD)

7.30am WATTS 7.40 Horse Racing 8.00 FIA World Endurance Championship (HD) 9.00 FIA World Touring Car Championship (HD) 10.00 International T20 Cricket: Sri Lanka v West Indies. (HD) 1.30pm Athletics: World Championships Action from day one. (HD) 3.00 Athletics: World Championships Action from day two. (HD) 5.00 Triathlon The Challenge Wanaka. (HD) 5.30 Football’s Greatest Classic action. (HD) 6.00 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football Action from the ﬁnal in Vina Del Mar, Chile. (HD) 7.30 Cycling Highlights of the E3 Harelbeke one-day race. (HD) 8.30 Cycling Action from the Gent-Wevelgem race. 9.30 Superbikes: MotoAmerica Round four in Wisconsin. (HD) 10.30 Blancpain Sprint GT Series A look back at the 2015 season. 11.30 GT Academy 2015: Back to Basics (HD) 11.45 Superbikes: MotoAmerica Round ﬁve from Alabama. (HD) 12.45-1.05am GT Academy 2015: Back to Basics (HD)

7.00am Football’s Greatest (HD) 8.00 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football (HD) 9.30 EuroCup Basketball (HD) 10.45 EuroCup Basketball (HD) 12.00noon Football’s Greatest (HD) 12.30pm FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football Action from the final in Vina Del Mar, Chile. (HD) 1.30 Snooker: Bulgarian Open Action from the final in Sofia. (HD) 3.30 Motorcycling The Northwest 200. (HD) 4.30 Motorcycling The Scarborough International Steve Henshaw Gold Cup. (HD) 5.30 International T20 Cricket Sri Lanka v West Indies: Highlights of the first game in a two-match T20 series, which took place at the Pallekele International Cricket Stadium. (HD) 9.00 Athletics: World Championships Action from the opening day at the Bird’s Nest Stadium in Beijing. (HD) 10.30 Athletics: World Championships Action from the second day at the Bird’s Nest Stadium in Beijing. (HD) 12.30-6.15am Eurosport News: Stories from the world of sport. (HD)

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6.00am Formula E Championship (HD) 7.00 Hyundai A-League Highlights (HD) 7.30 Game of the Week (HD) 8.00 Barclays Premier League Review (HD) 9.00 LIVE MotoGP: Pre-season Testing: Session one of pre-season testing at the Circuit Ricardo Tormo in Valencia, Spain. (HD) 12.00noon Barclays Premier League Review Recent action. (HD) 1.00pm LIVE MotoGP: Pre-season Testing Session two. (HD) 4.00 Rugby Tonight (HD) 5.30 The Ultimate Fishing Show (HD) 6.00 Spurs Kings (HD) 8.00 Boxing Tonight (HD) 9.00 UFC: Beyond the Octagon (HD) 9.30 UFC – Ultimate Insider Analysis. (HD) 10.00 ESPN Classic Boxing (HD) 12.00m’t Boxing Tonight (HD) 1.00am LIVE Celtics Bucks: Tip-off is at 1.00. (HD) 3.30 UFC: Beyond the Octagon (HD) 4.00 UFC – Ultimate Insider (HD) 4.30 Global Goals (HD) 5.00 Hyundai A-League Highlights (HD) 5.30-6.00am Serie A Review (HD)

6.00am The WRC Magazine (HD) 6.30 Rugby Tonight (HD) 8.00 St Pauli v Fortuna Dusseldorf (HD) 9.30 FA Cup: FC United v Chesterfield (HD) 11.00 Liverpool – Team of the Eighties (HD) 12.00noon Football Classics (HD) 1.00pm WRC Magazine A look ahead to Wales Rally GB. (HD) 1.30 NBA Inside Stuff (HD) 2.00 Spurs Kings NBA action. (HD) 4.00 Moto3: Valencia The Moto3 race. (HD) 5.00 Moto2: Valencia The Moto2 race. (HD) 6.00 MotoGP: Valencia The MotoGP race at the Circuit Ricardo Tormo. (HD) 7.00 MotoGP Chequered Flag Analysis. (HD) 8.00 FA Cup Highlights First-round action. (HD) 8.30 Corinthians v Coritiba Brasileiro Serie A action at Arena Corinthians. (HD) 10.00 NBA Inside Stuff Behind the scenes. (HD) 10.30 Warren Miller’s Cold Fusion (HD) 12.30am FA Cup Highlights (HD) 1.00 LIVE College Football: The latest action from College Football. (HD) 4.00-6.00am Snow Unleashed (HD)

6.00am Hamilton Ottawa (HD) 8.30 Pardon the Interruption (HD) 9.00 Around the Horn (HD) 9.30 NBA Inside Stuff (HD) 10.00 Saskatchewan Montreal (HD) 12.30pm College Basketball Special 1.30 Pardon the Interruption (HD) 2.00 Around the Horn Sports debate. (HD) 2.30 Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball Magazine (HD) 3.00 College Football Action from College Football. (HD) 6.00 ESPN FC (HD) 6.30 Minnesota Ohio State College Football action from Ohio Stadium in Columbus, Ohio. (HD) 9.30 World Series of Poker Action from the World Series of Poker main event, featuring some of the world’s top poker players. (HD) 12.30am College Football Playoff: Top 25: Discussion show. 1.00 College Football Live (HD) 1.30 Championship Drive (HD) 2.30-6.00am LIVE World Series of Poker: Coverage of the World Series of Poker.

6.00am Verona v Bologna (HD) 7.00 AC Milan v Atalanta (HD) 8.30 Torino v Inter Milan (HD) 9.30 Roma v Lazio (HD) 10.30 Empoli v Juventus (HD) 11.30 Frosinone v Genoa (HD) 12.30pm Palermo v Chievo (HD) 1.30 Sassuolo v Carpi (HD) 2.30 Napoli v Udinese (HD) 3.30 Sampdoria v Fiorentina (HD) 5.00 Serie A Review (HD) 5.30 UEFA Champions League Magazine (HD) 6.00 Game of the Week Recent action. (HD) 6.30 Ladbrokes SPFL Highlights (HD) 7.00 European Football Show Highlights (HD) 9.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine (HD) 9.30 Serie A Review (HD) 10.00 Bundesliga Review Recent action. (HD) 11.00 French Ligue 1 Review Highlights. (HD) 12.00m’t Empoli v Juventus (HD) 1.00am Frosinone v Genoa (HD) 2.00 Palermo v Chievo (HD) 3.00 Sassuolo v Carpi (HD) 4.00 Napoli v Udinese (HD) 5.00 Ladbrokes SPFL Highlights (HD) 5.30-6.00am Fletch & Sav – The Best Bits (HD)

LIVE SPORT ON OTHER CHANNELS TODAY 72 TV&Satellite Week

12.15pm LIVE Raceday At The Races Coverage of today’s meetings at Lingfield Park, Wolverhampton and Sedgefield. 12.45pm LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions ITV4

Coverage of the opening session on day one from the Ricoh Arena in Coventry, featuring two Group Three semi-finals, in which Stuart Bingham and Judd Trump face unseeded players.

PICK OF THE DAY

6.00am FIA World Endurance Championship 8.35 French Drift Championship 9.00 British Tractor Pulling 10.05 British Tractor Pulling 11.05 BRSCC Honda Vtec Challenge 11.35 Maserati Trofeo 12.40pm Race of Remembrance Highlights 3.45 FIA World Endurance SKY 407 VIRGIN 517 Championship The 6 HD 407/451 HD 507 Hours of Shanghai. 4.50 UK Top Sportsman 6.00am-1.00pm The Home Drag Racing Highlights of of Formula One 1.00pm the Back With Mods Show. Formula 1: The Monaco 5.50 RC Racing European Grand Prix. (HD) 2.00 radio-controlled car racing. Formula 1: The Canadian 6.25 BSR Touring Cars Grand Prix. (HD) 3.00 Powered by Iracing Architects of F1: A profile The Circuit of the of Jo Ramirez. (HD) Americas circuit on the 4.00 Legends of F1: An online gaming series. interview with Eddie Irvine. 7.25 TCR Asia Series (HD) 5.00 Formula 1: The Action from Buriram. Austrian Grand Prix. (HD) 8.00 Inside Grand Prix 6.00 Formula 1: The A look ahead to the British Grand Prix. (HD) Brazilian Grand Prix. 7.00 Formula 1: The 8.30 Auto Mundial Hungarian Grand Prix. (HD) 8.00 Formula 1: The 9.00 V8 Supercars Belgian Grand Prix. (HD) Highlights Action from the ITM 500 Auckland. 9.00 F1 Classic Races: The 1992 Monaco Grand Prix. 12.10am V8 Utes 1.15 (HD) 9.45 Formula 1: The Inside Grand Prix 1.45 Russian Grand Prix. (HD) TCR Asia Series 2.15 BSR 12.00m’t Tales from the Touring Cars Powered by Iracing 3.15-6.00am Vault (HD) 1.00-6.00am V8 Supercars Highlights The Home of Formula One

1.00pm LIVE Bowls: Scottish International BBC2 Scot Dougie Vipond presents live coverage of day two from the Dewar’s Centre in Perth, featuring matches from the second round.

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6.45pm LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions ITV4 The evening session on day one from Coventry, featuring the Group Three final, as the players contest a place in the last four.

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An American discovers he is heir to the throne of the Isle of Man and moves his family there to learn how to act royally

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Favourites Entertainment

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Josh

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Josh Widdicombe is a fictional version of himself in a flatshare sitcom, and goes to a pool party – but he can’t swim

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10.00 The Last Hours of Karen Carpenter

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9.00 You, Me and the Apocalypse

10.00 Prison: First and Last 24 Hours

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8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride

9.00 Traffic Cops

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8.00 Two and a Half Men

9.00 I’m a Celeb: Epic Trials

10.00 Release the Hounds

9.00 Colour: The Spectrum of Science

10.00 Wild Weather with Richard Hammond

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7.30 On Stage: Soho 8.00 Timeshift: The Last Days of Steam

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7.30 2 Broke Girls

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8.00 Elementary

9.00 CSI

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8.00 Blue Bloods

9.00 The Affair

8.15 Film: Men in Black II

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7.00 American Pickers

8.00 QI XL

119 ITV3

7.00 Murder, She Wrote

8.00 Midsomer Murders

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6.45 Snooker: Champion of Champions – Live: Day two from the Ricoh Arena, Coventry

138 MORE4

6.50 Great Canal Journeys

113 UNIVERSAL

7.00 NCIS

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10.00 Criminal Minds 10.10 Nurse Jackie 9.20 Only Fools and Horses

10.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys

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10.00 Inside Rolls-Royce

9.00 How to Get Away with Murder

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9.00 Yukon Men

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10.00 Finding Bigfoot

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529 HISTORY

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8.00 The True Story of Mary Celeste

8.30 Pawn Stars

9.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai

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9.00 Mountain Men

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9.00 The Bermuda Triangle: Beneath the…

10.00 Could We Survive a Mega-Tsunami?

240 HOME & HEALTH 7.00 MasterChef Australia

8.00 Extreme Couponing

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10.00 Bizarre ER

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7.00 Escape to River Cottage 7.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 7.00 Escape to the Country

8.00 Bargain Hunt 8.00 The Supersizers Eat 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 9.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 9.00 Born to Kill

10.00 The Home Show 10.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 10.00 Cold Justice

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310 SKY SHOWCASE 6.40 A Beautiful Mind 6.15 About a Boy 304 SKY GREATS

8.00 The Theory of Everything 8.00 Into the Woods

306 SKY FAMILY

6.05 The Last Song

8.00 The Ant Bully

307 SKY ACTION

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308 SKY COMEDY

6.20 The Cable Guy

309 SKY CRIME

10.15 Assassin 9.00 The Judge

6.10 Frozen

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Films

The Frankenstein Chronicles

7.00 The One Show 8.00 Cuffs 9.00 The Apprentice 10.00 News; Local News 10.35 Live at… † 7.00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 9.00 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You 10.00 The Apprentice… 10.30 Newsnight † 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 The Nation’s Favourite Beatles Number One 10.00 News; Local News 10.40 Piers… †

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112 COMEDY CENTRAL 7.00 Impractical Jokers 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 114 SYFY

10.15 Casino 10.10 Million Dollar Arm 9.40 Jumanji 9.00 Guardians of the Galaxy

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7.05 The Italian Job

10.00 Pretty Woman 9.00 Ocean’s Thirteen

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8.00 Miracle on 34th Street

10.00 Gremlins 10.00 The Day After Tomorrow

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10.00 Fury

315 FILM4

6.55 Big

317 TCM

6.15 Desert Pursuit

402 SKY SPORTS 1

7.00 Grand Slam of Darts – Live: The fifth day’s play at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall

9.00 Zero Dark Thirty 7.35 Kill Her Gently

9.00 The Long Kiss Goodnight

9.00 One-Day International Cricket

10.00 Cricket’s Greatest

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7.30 Cricket’s Greatest 8.00 MLS Round-Up… 8.30 La Liga World

9.00 Watersports World

10.00 Ram Slam T20 Cricket

405 SKY SPORTS 4

7.00 Fishing Gurus

8.00 Champions Tour Golf

9.00 Inside the PGA… 9.30 European Tour… 10.00 WWE – Raw

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6.45 UEFA Women’s Champions League – Live: Chelsea v VfL Wolfsburg (Kick-off 7.00)

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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 The Wanted (S)(HD)(AD) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 Two Minutes Silence (S)(HD) 11.05 The Housing Enforcers (S)(HD) 11.35 Neighbourhood Blues (S)(HD) 12.20pm Bargain Hunt From the Lincolnshire Showground. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local News (S) 1.45 Doctors Karen has to man the fort on her own. (S)(HD)(AD) 2.15 The Edge (S)(HD) 3.00 Escape to the Country A couple with a £400,000 budget hope to move from Southampton to Lanarkshire. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.45 My Life on a Plate Lesley Garrett’s culinary memories. (S)(HD)(AD) 4.30 Flog It! From Norwich. (S)(HD) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(HD) 6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 6.30 Local News (S)

6.15am My Life on a Plate (S)(R)(HD) (AD) 7.00 The Edge (S)(R)(HD) 7.45 Junior Bake Off (S)(HD) 8.15-9.15 Sign Zone: See Hear (S)(HD) 8.45 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip (S) (R) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (S)(HD) 11.00 BBC News, Including The Two Minutes Silence (S)(HD) 12.00noon Lifeline (S)(R)(HD) 12.10pm Coast (S) (R) 12.20 FILM Carve Her Name with Pride Fact-based wartime drama. (S) (1958, b/w, PG, 115min) ★★★★ 2.15 The Box (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.45 The Great British Bake Off (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.45 Wild Brazil (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.45 The Wonder of Animals Dolphins’ communication skills. (S)(HD)(AD) 5.15 Antiques Roadshow (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (S)(HD) 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two With Zoe Ball. (S)(HD)

6.00am Good Morning Britain Sinitta looks back at some of the most memorable Bushtucker Trials from I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here. (S)(HD) 8.30 Lorraine Kate Winslet discusses her new film releases – The Dressmaker and Steve Jobs. (S)(HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(HD) 10.30 This Morning (S)(HD) 12.30pm Loose Women (S)(HD) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 Local News (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(HD) 3.00 Pick Me! Game show featuring lively, loud and energetic players. (S)(HD) 4.00 Tipping Point Game show. (S) 5.00 The Chase General knowledge quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S)(HD) 6.00 Local News (S) 6.30 ITV News (S)

6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 7.359.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R) 9.00-10.30 Frasier (S)(R) 10.30am12.00noon Come Dine with Me Triple bill from Medway, Kent. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon News (S)(HD) 12.05pm Come Dine with Me (S)(R)(HD) 12.35 Come Dine with Me (S)(R)(HD) 1.10 Benchmark (S)(HD) 2.10 Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 4.00 Homes by the Sea (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.00 Four in a Bed The contest continues at SugarBeat Eating House. (S)(HD) 5.30 Come Dine with Me A mobile hairdresser plans a gourmet night in Peterborough. (S)(HD) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 Hollyoaks Grace takes Charlie to her flat to get answers. (S)(HD)(AD)

NEW 8.00

7 PM

9.00

Cuffs

7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the topical show. (S)(HD)

8.00 Cuffs

9.00 The Apprentice

10 PM

3/8. Donna and Lino are under pressure from above to track down an escaped prisoner, while Jake and Ryan attend a domestic violence case, and Carl and Felix investigate a spate of muggings. (S)(HD)(AD)

6/12. The candidates are challenged to set up and run a handyman business, with the winning team generating the most money. (S)(HD) ■ The Apprentice: You’re Fired follows on BBC2

10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 10.25 Local News (S) Followed by Lottery Update (S)

10.35 Live at the Apollo Alan Carr hosts, with guests Francesca Martinez and Nish Kumar. (S)(R)(HD) 11.05 Film 2015 Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh review the Apple biopic Steve Jobs and the Alan Bennett classic, The Lady in the Van, starring Maggie Smith. (S)(HD) 11.35 FILM Cabaret Multi-Oscar-winning musical starring Liza Minnelli as a cabaret singer working in decadent 1930s Berlin. With Michael York. (S)(AD) (1972, 15, 120min) ★★★★★ 1.35am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (HD) 1.40-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

74 TV&Satellite Week

Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us…

7.00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 5/7. Continuing his gastronomic road trip, the chef arrives in the Greek Peloponnese, where he enjoys the best home-made moussaka he has ever savoured. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 2/21. Six chefs compete in the second heat with the skills tests challenging them to create an omelette Arnold Bennett and two types of brandy snaps. (S)(HD) ■ Continues tomorrow

9.00 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You 2/4. Dominic explores the effects of the Industrial Revolution, looking at how it presaged an upheaval of British society and an overturning of traditional hierarchies. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired 6/11. Jack Dee talks to the sixth candidate ejected from the show. See feature, page14 (S)(HD) 10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD)

11.10 Weather (S)(HD) 11.15 The Railway: Keeping Britain on Track Revenue inspectors try to clamp down on ticket evasion, track teams deal with fly-tipping, and Network Rail faces opposition to its plans to close a manned level-crossing box. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.15-2.45am Sign Zone: See Hear (S) (R)(HD) 12.45 Earth’s Wildest Waters: The Big Fish (S)(R)(AD) 1.45 Patagonia: Earth’s Secret Paradise (S)(R)(AD) 2.45-6.15am Previews (S)

8.00

The Nation’s Favourite Beatles…

7.00 Emmerdale

9.00

Grand Designs: House of the…

7.00 News (S)(HD)

Robert demands Andy tell him the truth about the shooting. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

7.30 Coronation Street Liz tells Tony he has to cut all ties with Tracy. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

8.00 NEW The Nation’s Favourite Beatles Number One Celebrating the songs of one of the most successful bands in music history, including the stories behind the tracks that changed the pop world, from She Loves You and Hey Jude to Day Tripper and Let It Be. Plus, the results of a poll to ﬁnd out which of the foursome’s chart-toppers has been voted the nation’s favourite. (S)(HD)

10.00 ITV News (S)

10.30 Local News (S) 10.40 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Hollywood actress Raquel Welch, most famous for her portrayal of the bikini-clad cave girl in the 1966 ﬁlm One Million Years BC, reﬂects on her life and career. (S)(R)(HD) 11.40 Wild Ireland Christine Bleakley reaches Co Kerry, where she goes kayaking and horse riding. (S)(R)(HD) 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show Lively talk show. (S)(SL)(R)(HD)

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(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing (R) Repeat (HD) High Definition (AD) Audio Description

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7.55 Rory Peck Awards 2015 3/4. Filmmaker Simon Rawles, who investigated the caging of the mentally ill in the Philippines. (S)(HD)

8.00 Restoring Britain’s Landmarks The restoration of Grade I-listed St Edward’s Presbytery begins, while John Evetts calls upon craftspeople to ensure Belmont House is ready for its ﬁrst paying guests. (S)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven

9.00 Grand Designs: House of the Year 2/4. Kevin McCloud explores more inspiring homes in the running for the RIBA House of the Year Award, including a modernist property built over a river in Belfast and a hidden house. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 NEW SERIES Peep Show 1/6. The ﬁnal series of the comedy. Mark has a new ﬂatmate. See feature, page 4 (Series 9) (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven

10.35 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown With Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer and Jack Whitehall. (S)(R)(HD) 11.35 24 Hours in A&E (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.30am FILM The Insider Fact-based drama. (S)(SL)(HD) (1999, 15, 165min) ★★★★★ 3.15 FILM PREMIERE A Tale of Samurai Cooking: A True Love Story Period drama. (S)(HD) (2013, U, 125min) ★★★ 5.20 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (S)(R)(HD) 5.30-6.00am 1001 Things You Should Know (S)(R)(HD)

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HD 105/171

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SKY 106 VIRGIN 110 HD 106/217 HD 109

6.00am The Dog Whisperer (AD) 7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R)(AD) 9.00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles The Grey Man: 8/24. The team investigates the murder of a homeless man. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 5.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 6.30 The Simpsons Burns, Baby Burns: Mr Burns’ long-lost son reappears. (R)

LOCAL VARIATIONS BBC1

7.00 World’s Tallest Towers Documentary about the construction of the Canton Tower in China, revealing how a series of engineering breakthroughs achieved in previous structures made it possible. (S)(R)(HD)

The day’s leading stories. (HD) Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May test-drive 7.30 NEW On Stage: Soho cars in Romania, as they Examining the impact of search for a mountain highway property development on built during the reign of Soho’s theatres, looking at Nicolae Ceausescu. (HD) whether the changes the area faces will have any effect 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride on its Bohemian spirit. 3/8. A laid-back groom tries to pull off the ideal wedding 8.00 Timeshift: The Last for his bride-to-be. (HD) Days of Steam Britain’s

N. IRELAND

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957

No variations

WALES

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964

10.35pm The Wales Report with Huw Edwards 11.05 Live at the Apollo 11.35 Film 2015 12.05am FILM Cabaret: As Scotland. 2.05 Weather 2.106.00am BBC News

The doctors must deal with a series of emergency situations, including a potentially lifethreatening blood clot and a patient with suspected stomach cancer. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 7/13. Paul Bohill and Phil Short must deal with a negligent tenant who ﬂed upon their arrival, while Brian O’Shaughnessy and Kevin Stokes chase a debt of £5000 in Kent. (S)(HD)

10.00 The Last Hours of Karen Carpenter

Labour Pains: Homer helps to deliver a child, so the mother names her son after him. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 The Kid Is All Right: Lisa runs for class representative – against her best friend. (S)(R)

8.00 Arrow NEW EPISODE Haunted: 5/23. When things start to go downhill with Sara, Oliver reaches out to his old friend – dark arts dabbler John Constantine. (S) ■ Repeated on Friday on Sky2

9.00 You, Me and the Apocalypse NEW EPISODE 7/10. Scotty must make a huge decision when he spots an error in the plan to save the world, and Ariel embarks on a threatening mission. (S)(AD) ■ Repeated on Saturday

10.00 Prison: First and Last 24 Hours

Dr Richard Shepherd investigates the death of the singer in February 1983, uncovering stories of bulimia, heart problems, sedatives, massive weight loss and force-feeding. (S)(R)(HD)

NEW EDITION 3/8. Following convicted criminals in four Scottish prisons during their ﬁrst day behind bars, while other inmates nervously await their release. (AD) ■ Repeated on Monday on Sky2

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Spiralling Down: 10/23. The team learns a 14-year-old girl is working as a prostitute and plots a sting operation to catch her pimp. (Series 13) (S)(HD) 12.00m’t Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (S)(HD) 12.45am SuperCasino 3.10 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys (S)(R) (HD) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 4.25 Great Artists (S)(SL)(R) 4.456.00am House Doctor (S)(SL)(R)

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Black Budget: 5/24. Callen and Sam search for an employee who escaped a shooting. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m’t Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Legends (S)(R) (HD) 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize (R) (AD) 4.00 Nothing to Declare (S) (R)(AD) 4.30 Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 5.00-6.00am UK Border Force (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

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12.00noon A Taste of Britain 12.30pm The Wonder of Animals 1.005.15 LIVE Bowls: Scottish International 10.30 Scotland 2015 11.00 Newsnight 11.40 Weather 11.45pm-12.45am Bowls: Scottish International Highlights 1.45am Sign Zone: See Hear 2.15-6.15am Previews

N. IRELAND

Sky 972, Freesat 969

11.15pm Spotlight 11.45pm12.45am The Railway: Keeping Britain on Track

9.00 Trafﬁc Cops The North

Yorkshire Roads Policing Group deals with a pensioner who has crashed into a line of parked cars in Selby. (HD)

10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News The comedian’s perspective on the news. (HD)

10.30 NEW SERIES Josh 1/6. Sitcom starring Josh Widdecombe and Jack Dee. Josh is invited to a pool party – but he cannot swim. See feature, page15 (HD)(AD)

10.00 Wild Weather with Richard Hammond 2/3. The role played by water in the creation of weather. (HD)(AD)

E4 SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Fferm Ffactor: Brwydr y Ffermwyr 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Dreigiau: Gwarchodwyr Berc 5.20 Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 3 Lle 7.00 Heno 7.30 Fferm Ffactor: Brwydr y Ffermwyr 8.30 Dim Ond y Gwir 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Y Sgwrs 10.00 Rygbi Pawb 11.00 Ar y Dibyn 12.05-6.00am Y Dydd yn y Cynulliad

Comical home-video clips, narrated by Harry Hill.

ITV No variations

2/3. Dr Helen Czerski explores the colours of life and the true masters of colour, travelling to the mountains of Tennessee to witness the colourful mating display of ﬁreﬂies. (HD)(AD)

ITV2

S4C

3.45pm Country Show Cook Off 4.15-5.15 Wild Brazil 7.00-8.00pm Trawlermen Special: The Prawn Wars

9.00 Colour: The Spectrum of Science NEW EDITION

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

Sky 971, Freesat 971

investment in new steam locomotives in the 1950s.

11.00 Family Guy: Double bill. 11.00 The Lance Armstrong Story (HD) 11.45 American Dad! (HD) – Stop at Nothing: Storyville (HD) 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 (AD) 12.40am Horizon: Solar Josh (HD)(AD) 1.00 Together Storms – The Threat to Planet (HD) 1.30 The Fear (HD) 2.00 Earth (HD)(AD) 1.40 Dinosaurs, Don’t Tell the Bride (HD) 3.00 Myths and Monsters (HD)(AD) Rent a Cop (HD) 3.30-4.00am 2.40-3.40am Colour: The Spectrum of Science (SL)(AD) Josh: As 10.30pm. (SL)(HD)(AD)

6.00am You’ve Been Framed! (HD) 6.20 Psych (HD) 7.05 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 7.35 You’ve Been Framed! 8.05 Dinner Date (HD) 9.05 Psych (HD) 10.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (HD) 12.10pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 12.40 The Cube (HD) 1.40 Dinner Date (HD) 2.40-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (HD) 6.00 Judge Rinder (HD)

WALES

7.00pm World News Today

8.00 Two and a Half Men 2/24. Jake entices a ﬂock of seagulls into his room. (HD) 8.30 3/24. Alan plans a weekend at Disneyland with his son. (Series 1) (HD)

9.00 I’m a Celeb: Epic Trials Joe Swash looks back at the best Bushtucker Trials from various series. (HD)

10.00 Release the Hounds SERIES FINALE 6/6. Horror game show in which two brothers and a sister enter a forest at dusk and endure a series of spooky challenges in order to win cash prizes. (HD) 11.00 The Vampire Diaries NEW EPISODE Age of Innocence: Damon, Bonnie and Alaric set off on a road trip. (Series 7) (HD)(AD) 12.00m’t Tricked (HD) 1.00am Two and a Half Men (HD) 1.30-2.20am Release the Hounds (HD)

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SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 Charmed 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) (AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement (HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) (AD) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D (HD)(AD) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) (AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD)

7.30 2 Broke Girls 13/22. Sophie questions Oleg’s ﬁdelity. (Series 4) (HD)(AD)

8.00 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Videos on the themes of exercise and pets. (HD)

8.15 FILM Men in Black II Sci-ﬁ action comedy sequel starring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. (HD) (2002, PG, 88min) ★★★

10.00 Supernatural NEW EPISODE Fan Fiction: 5/23. Sam and Dean discover a school’s drama department is putting on a musical about their lives. (Series 10) (HD)

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8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors

7.00 The Simpsons

SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT148 HD 116/211 HD164 HD 106 HD 107

7.00pm Top Gear Jeremy

Sky 970, Freesat 970

8.00 Arrow

SKY 115 VIR106 F’VIEW 7 F’SAT147 HD 115/210 HD163 HD 105 HD 106

2.15pm A Taste of Britain 2.45 Politics Scotland 3.35 Lifeline 3.45 The Edge 4.305.15 My Life on a Plate 10.35 Holby City 11.35 Live at the Apollo 12.05am Film 2015 12.35 FILM Cabaret (1972, 15) ★★★★★ 2.35 Weather 2.406.00am BBC News

Sky 951, Virgin 862, Freesat 960

SCOTLAND

GPs: Behind Closed Doors

BBC4

SCOTLAND

BBC2

8.00

BBC3

Wednesday

6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.10 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 12.10pm News (S)(HD) 12.15 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 1.15 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 1.45 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 2.20 NCIS: Los Angeles Anonymous: 7/24. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 3.15 When Calls the Heart The Dance/ These Games: 5&6/12. New miners arrive in town, one of whom takes a liking to Elizabeth. (Series 1) (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 News (S)(HD) 5.30 Neighbours Susan comes to the agonising conclusion that the school is doomed. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.00 Home and Away Marilyn fails to recognise John when she comes out of her coma. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 News (S)(HD)

SKY1

Wednesday

11.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) (AD) 12.00m’t Gogglebox (HD) 12.50am New Girl (HD)(AD) 1.20 The Mindy Project (HD) 1.50 Supernatural (HD) 2.40 2 Broke Girls (HD)(AD) 3.05 The 100 (HD)(AD) 3.50 Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.35-6.00am Revenge (Series 3) (HD)(AD)

+1hour

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TV&Satellite Week 75

Wednesday

WEDNESDAY

SKY LIVING

SKY ATLANTIC

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SKY 108 HD 108/222

6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 7.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Chopper Squad (HD) 9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00 UK Border Force (HD) 11.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA NEW EDITION (HD) 12.00noon Chicago Fire (Series 2) (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds (HD) 3.00 CSI (HD) 5.00 Wild Vets 6.00 Nothing to Declare: Following the work of customs officers in Australia.

6.00am Seinfeld (HD) 8.00 Stargate Atlantis (HD) 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 10.00 The West Wing (HD) 11.00 Cold Case (Series 1) (HD) 12.00noon Without a Trace (HD) 1.00pm Blue Bloods (HD) 2.00 Stargate Atlantis (Series 5) (HD) 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 4.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies (HD) 5.00 The West Wing (HD) 6.00 Without a Trace (HD)

8.00

Elementary

9.00

The Affair

10.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys

9.00 CSI Angle of Attack: 11/18. Russell and the team investigate a suspected hit-andrun. (Series 15) (HD)

10.00 Criminal Minds Damaged: 14/20. Rossi tries to solve an old case. (Series 3) (HD)

9.00 The Affair NEW EPISODE 4/12. Helen’s small mistake has big consequences, and Noah and Alison suffer a set back in court. (Series 2) (HD) 10.10 Nurse Jackie NEW EPISODES 3&4/12. (Series 7) (HD)

7.05am Bewitched 7.35 ’Allo ’Allo! 9.00-11.00 Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill. 11.00 Cheers 11.30 Bewitched 12.00noon My Family 12.40pm The Green Green Grass 1.20 ’Allo ’Allo! 2.00 The Brittas Empire 2.40 The Vicar of Dibley 4.00-6.00 Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill. 6.00 My Family 6.40 The Green Green Grass: The farmhands concoct a virility potion.

DAVE

ITV3

ITV4

SKY 111 VIRGIN 128 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.00am Flip Men (HD) 7.20 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green (HD) 8.10 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 9.00 American Pickers (HD) 10.00 Traffic Cops (HD) 11.00 Top Gear (HD) 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK (HD) 2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 3.00 American Pickers (HD) 4.00 Top Gear (HD) 5.00 Traffic Cops (HD) 6.00 Ice Road Truckers: Drew finds work as a forklift driver. (HD)

6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.10 George and Mildred 6.35 Heartbeat 7.40 Murder, She Wrote (HD) 8.35 Where the Heart Is 9.40-11.00 Judge Judy: Triple bill. 11.00 A Touch of Frost 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild at Heart 3.15 Where the Heart Is 4.20 Doctor at Large 4.50 On the Buses 5.25 George and Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat: Music of the Spheres: A renowned Polish violinist visits Ashfordly Hall.

6.00am Gunsmoke 7.05 The Sweeney 8.05 Minder 9.10 Magnum, PI 10.15 The Big Fish Off 11.15 The Chase 12.15pm Pawn Stars 12.45 LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions: Day two from the Ricoh Arena, Coventry. Cont.d at 6.45pm. (HD) 5.15 The Professionals 6.15 Storage Wars: The guys bid for crates at a vault sale, and Darrell prepares for a showdown with Dave. (HD)

LIVE!

NEW 7.00 Cold Case Our Boy Is Back: 3/23. Rush and Vera are assigned to track down a serial rapist before he strikes again. (Series 1) (HD) 8.00 Blue Bloods Greener Grass: 6/23. Erin recruits Danny to provide security for a witness. (Series 3) (HD)

GOLD SKY VIRGIN 110 126

7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia Two friends from Perth channel their Italian heritage into a selection of dishes for the judges. 8.00 Elementary The Red Team: 13/24. Holmes investigates the suspicious death of a conspiracy theorist. (Series 1) (HD)

Entertainment

7.20 Miranda Miranda realises she is still attracted to Gary. 8.00 The Vicar of Dibley Election fever hits the village, and Geraldine is a popular candidate. 8.40 Geraldine holds a special service for the animals of the village – but David isn’t impressed. 9.20 Only Fools and Horses A millionaire offers Del a partnership. 10.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys The family awaits the fruits of its fraud.

11.00 Time Vine…

5.25

7.00 American Pickers The duo travel to London, where they consider buying a rare motorbike and a telephone box with a risqué history. (HD) 8.00 QI XL Stephen Fry plays I-spy with Sandi Toksvig, Lee Mack, Jimmy Carr and regular panellist Alan Davies. (HD) 9.00-11.00 Not Going Out Tim accidentally picks up a coat containing a pocket full of drugs. (HD) 9.40 A 20-year-old woman turns up on Lee’s doorstep and claims he may be her father. (HD) 10.20 Lee lets out Lucy’s ﬂat to a ﬁlm director. (HD)

George & Mildred

7.00 Murder, She Wrote Mr Penroy’s Vacation: Two bodies are found buried in the Appletree sisters’ yard. (HD) 8.00 Midsomer Murders The Maid in Splendour: A barman from the Maid in Splendour is shot as he walks near a ruined cottage – and Barnaby’s investigation reveals a clash between the landlord and his son. Guest stars William Gaunt, Alan Cox, Dave Hill and Frances Tomelty. 10.00 Law & Order: UK Mortal: 5/6. An elderly woman is found dead in her ﬂat. (Series 7) (HD)

11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.50am Bones (HD) 3.30 CSI (HD) 4.20 The Real A&E (HD) 5.10-6.00am Nothing to Declare: Double bill.

11.20 The Leftovers (HD) 12.35am Love Child (HD) 2.05 Curb Your Enthusiasm (HD) 3.15 Vegas (HD) 4.10 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 5.056.00am David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies (HD)

10.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys 11.20 Men Behaving Badly 12.00m’t French and Saunders 12.40am Cheers 1.10 Yes, Minister 2.30 Men Behaving Badly 3.00 French and Saunders 3.30-4.00am Yes, Minister

11.00 NEW Tim Vine – The Joke-Amotive 12.20am Mock the Week 1.40-3.40 Not Going Out (HD) 3.404.00am Flip Men (HD)

11.05 Wycliffe (HD) 12.10am A Touch of Frost 2.052.30am Judge Judy

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REAL LIVES SKY VIRG 172 160

SKY2 SKY VIRG 129 121

6.45 LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions Jill Douglas presents further coverage of day two from the Ricoh Arena in Coventry, featuring the Group One final, as the players compete for a place in the last four. Analysis from Alan McManus and Neil Foulds, and commentary by Clive Everton. (HD)

11.15 FILM Raw Deal: Action thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as an ex-FBI agent sent to infiltrate the Chicago underworld. (HD) (1986, 18, 106min) ★★ 1.25am Minder 2.302.50am Nitro Circus (HD)

F’SAT 116

PICK

WATCH

ALIBI

ITV BE

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

SKY 109 VIRG 124 HD 109/245 HD 191

SKY 132 VIRG 130 HD 132/247 HD 200

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

6.00am Fat Families 6.00am Andromeda 8.00 6.00am Sunrise 7.00 7.00 Four Weddings Most Haunted 8.00 Animal House 9.00 8.00 Sun, Sea and A&E Sixth Sense with Colin Monkey Life 10.00am10.00 My Kitchen Rules: Fry 9.00 The Jerry 12.00noon Nothing to Australia 11.00 Show Springer Show 10.30 Declare 12.00noon Me Your Wardrobe 60 Minute Makeover Monkey Life 1.00pm 11.30 Motorway Patrol Border Security: Canada’s 12.00noon America’s Next Front Line 2.00 Border Top Model 1.00pm The 12.30pm The Jerry Security USA 3.00 Biggest Loser: Australia Springer Show 2.00 Nothing to Declare 2.00 My Kitchen Rules: UK Border Force 3.00 Australia 3.45 Cooks to Border Security: Canada’s 4.00 All Aboard: East Coast Market 4.00 Nothing Front Line 4.00 Road Trains 5.00 Monkey Life to Declare 5.00 Four Wars 6.00 The Dog 6.00 Stargate SG-1 Weddings 6.00 The Whisperer 7.00 Monkey (Series 4) 8.00 The Steve Wilkos Show Life 8.00 Stargate Muppets 8.30 Modern 8.00 Nothing to Declare Atlantis 9.00 Murder Family 9.00 Karl 9.00 NY ER: Double bill. Book NEW EDITION Pilkington: The Moaning 9/10. The disappearance of Life: Karl explores the 10.00 Million Dollar Listing: of Greg Holman. impact of waste. 10.00 Miami: Chad proposes Duck Quacks Don’t Echo: 10.00 The Following 11.00 to Jen. 11.00 Sexcetera With Miranda Hart. 1.00am Eurotrash 1.30 Nothing to Declare Sin Cities 2.00 Red 12.00m’t Most Daring 11.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Shoe Diaries 2.30 Most 1.00am Road Wars Crime UK 12.00m’t 2.00 Sexcetera 3.00 Prison: First and Last 24 Shocking 3.30 Most Most Shocking 4.00 Hours 1.00am You, Me Haunted Extra 4.00 Most Haunted 5.00and the Apocalypse Date My Mate 5.006.00am Motorway Patrol 2.00-4.00 Nothing to 6.00am Animal Hoarding Declare 4.00 Road Wars F’SAT VIRG +1 hour SKY +1 hour SKY 173 207 153 159 5.00-6.00am Farscape

76 TV&Satellite Week

12.45 Snooker

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 206 175

F’SAT 155

ITV ENCORE SKY 123 HD 123/269

6.15am Real Rescues 7.00 Hart of Dixie (HD) 8.00 MasterChef Australia (HD) 9.00 Tipping Point (HD) 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Pointless 12.00noon MasterChef Australia (HD) 1.00pm Tipping Point (HD) 2.00 CSI: NY (HD) 4.00 The Bill 5.00 Pointless 6.00 CSI: NY (Series 2) (HD) 7.00 CSI: NY (HD) 8.00 MasterChef Australia NEW EDITION (HD) 9.00 Secrets and Lies SERIES FINALE The Lie: 10/10. Ben suffers a shock. (HD) 10.00 The Strain NEW EPISODE Fallen Light: 12/13. (Series 2) (HD) 11.00 CSI: NY (HD) 1.00am The Strain (HD) 1.50 Being Human USA (HD) 2.353.00am Oddities (HD)

7.10am Diagnosis Murder 9.00am The Only Way Is 6.00am The Encore Hour 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs Essex (HD) 10.00 May 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 10.00 The Return of the Best House Win (HD) (HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: Sherlock Holmes (HD) 11.00 Peter Andre’s 60 F.B.Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & 11.05 Heartbeat Minute Makeover (HD) Isles (Series 2) (HD) 12.05pm Peak Practice 12.05pm The Jeremy 1.00pm Murdoch Mysteries 1.10 Robin of Sherwood Kyle Show USA 1.00 (HD) 2.00 Sue Thomas: Flipping Out (HD) 2.00 2.20 The Chief 3.25 F.B.Eye 3.00 Rizzoli & The Real Housewives Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, Isles (Series 2) (HD) 5.00 of Orange County (HD) Downstairs 5.30 The Castle (Series 4) (HD) Return of Sherlock 3.00 The Millionaire 7.00 Father Brown The Holmes (HD) 6.40 Matchmaker (HD) 4.00 Eye of Apollo. (HD) Agatha Christie’s Poirot The Real Housewives of 8.00 Crossing Lines Truth (HD) 9.00 Broadchurch: Beverly Hills (HD) 6.00 and Consequences: 1/8. (Series 2) 10.00 Dinner Date (HD) 8.00 9/12. (Series 2) (HD) NEW SERIES The When Do You Get Off? 9.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Frankenstein Chronicles: NEW EDITION (HD) Mysteries NEW EPISODE 1/6. Period crime drama 9.00 Ladies of London NEW Murder and Mozzarella: starring Sean Bean. EDITION Julie extends an 3/8. The murder of an See feature, page 6 (HD) olive branch to Caroline Italian grandmother. Stanbury. (HD) 10.00 The 11.00 Grantchester (HD) (Series 3) (HD) 12.05am Band of Gold Only Way Is Essex NEW 10.00 Father Brown (HD) 1.10 At Home with the EDITION (HD) 10.50 11.00 Castle (HD) 1.00am Braithwaites 2.10 Kingdom The Real Housewives Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 3.00 Agatha Christie’s of Melbourne (HD) 3.00-4.00am Republic Poirot (HD) 4.00-6.00am 11.50pm-12.45am The of Doyle (Series 4) (HD) The Encore Hour Jeremy Kyle Show USA

VIRG +1 hour SKY 213 125

SKY VIRG +1 hour 226 131

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 158

SKY +1 hour 208

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11 November MORE4

SYFY

COMEDY CENTRAL SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 7.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files (HD) 1.00pm Quantum Leap (HD) 2.00 FILM Firequake (HD) (2014, 12, 90min) ★ 4.00 Mutant X (Series 3) (HD) 5.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Series 7) 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Facets: 25/26. (Series 3)

8.55am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (HD) 10.00 Great Canal Journeys (HD) 11.05 River Cottage Bites (HD) 11.25 FILM My Darling Clementine: Western. (HD) (1946, b/w, U, 100min) ★★★★★ 1.25pm Time Team 3.35 Walking Through History: Wigan Pier (HD) 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 5.45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (HD) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys (HD)

FOX

SKY 113 VIRGIN HD 113/204 137

SKY ARTS SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199

6.00am Numb3rs (Series 3) (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Boston Legal (HD) 9.00 In Plain Sight (HD) 10.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 11.00 CSI: Miami (Series 1) (HD) 12.00noon NCIS (HD) 2.00pm Law & Order (HD) 3.00 In Plain Sight (HD) 4.00 Numb3rs (Series 3) (HD) 5.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 6.00 CSI: Miami: Entrance Wound: 12/24. A prostitute is stabbed to death. (Series 1) (HD)

8.00am Leverage (Series 5) (HD) 9.00 Monk (Series 4) (HD) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (Series 6) (HD) 11.00 The Mentalist (HD) 1.00pm NCIS (HD) 3.00 Leverage (Series 5) (HD) 4.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (Series 6) (HD) 5.00 The Mentalist: Cheap Burgundy: 17/24. (HD) 6.00 Ruddy Cheeks: 18/24. A wealthy man is found murdered. (Series 4) (HD)

6.00am Discovering: Rock Hudson 7.00 All You Need Is Love 8.00 Colin Dunne: Sculpting Space (HD) 9.30 Diana Krall: Live in Rio (HD) 11.55 RTS Short: La Larry (HD) 12.00noon Auction (HD) 1.00pm Design Dealers (HD) 2.00 Absolute Prokofiev: The Easter Festival (HD) 3.55 Classical Destinations (HD) 4.00 David Bowie: Serious Moonlight 6.00 Landscape Artist of the Year (HD)

NEW 9.00

Lip Sync Battle

9.00

7.00 Impractical Jokers The guys obey orders at a video game store. (HD) 7.30 Hidden camera practical joke show. (HD)

Haven

9.00

Car SOS

9.00

Tyrant

9.00

7.00 NCIS Enemies Domestic: 9/24. Part two of two. The safe house is attacked, leaving Vance in hospital and Eli missing. (HD) 8.00 False Witness: 10/24. The agents are asked to search for a missing navy ofﬁcer scheduled to testify in a trial. (Series 8) (HD)

7.00 André Rieu: Welcome to My World The violinist offers an insight into his royal engagements. (HD)

9.00 Car SOS Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Northumberland to restore a 1934 Morgan F4 three-wheeler.

9.00 How to Get Away with Murder NEW EPISODE It’s Called The Octopus: 3/15. The team investigates a high-end adult club. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 Tyrant NEW EPISODE Enter the Fates: 2/12. Barry scours the desert for salvation. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 South Bank Show Originals NEW EDITION With Shane Meadows. 9.30 SERIES FINALE A 1981 interview with director Martin Scorsese.

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Dirty: 14/24. An assistant DA falls to her death. (Series 12) (HD)

10.00 Da Vinci’s Demons Modus Operandi: 3/10. Leonardo makes an uneasy alliance with Riario. (Series 3) (HD)

10.00 His Way Proﬁle of Hollywood producer Jerry Weintraub. (HD)

7.55 Grand Designs Kevin McCloud follows a designer and his wife as they try to create their dream home on a prime piece of land on the Isle of Wight. (HD)

9.00 Lip Sync Battle John Krasinski takes on Anna Kendrick. (HD) 9.30 Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central An evening of comedy. (HD)

9.00 Haven Wild Card: 18/26. Dwight and Nathan investigate a threat to the town. (Series 5) (HD)

10.00 Bob’s Burgers NEW EPISODES 7&8/23. (Series 3) (HD)

10.00 FILM Lake Placid 2 Monster thriller. (HD) (2007, 15, 84min) ★★

11.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 12.00m’t The Daily Show NEW EDITION (HD) 12.30am Impractical Jokers (HD) 1.00 South Park (HD) 1.30 Workaholics (HD) 2.00 Friends (HD) 3.00-5.00am Two and a Half Men (HD)

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Inside Rolls-Royce Behind the scenes at the car manufacturer’s Goodwood factory. (HD)

11.50 Haven (HD) 12.50am Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1.50 FILM Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (HD) (2015, 12, 88min) ★★ 4.00-6.00am FILM Supercollider (HD) (2013, 12, 120min) ★

11.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? (HD) 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Car SOS 2.05 Inside Rolls-Royce (HD) 3.103.40am A Place in the Sun

11.00pm-2.00am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (HD) 2.00am Law & Order (HD) 3.00 Numb3rs (HD) 4.00 Quincy ME 5.006.00am Boston Legal (HD)

11.10 Family Guy (HD) 12.10am American Dad! (HD) 2.10 The Walking Dead (HD) 3.10 Family Guy (HD) 4.10-5.10am American Dad! Double bill. (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 127 133

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 139 196

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

F’SAT 125

8.00 Inside the Actors Studio: Hugh Jackman James Lipton interviews the X-Men star. (HD)

CBS DRAMA

4SEVEN

5USA

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 74 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 195 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 184 189 61 142

7.00am Diagnosis Murder 7.50 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 8.50 Columbo: By Dawn’s Early Light 10.55 Diagnosis Murder 11.55 Access 12.10pm NCIS 2.10 Mystery Woman: Redemption 3.55 Access 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 CSI 6.00 CSI: NY (Series 8) 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS Iceman: 18/24. A supposedly dead Marine comes back to life on the autopsy table. 8.00 Grace Period: 19/24. Two agents are murdered. (Series 4) 9.00 Castle Secret Santa: 9/24. (Series 5) 10.00 Body of Proof Lost Souls: 3/13. (Series 3) 11.00 The Mentalist 12.00m’t CSI: NY 12.55am CSI 1.55 Played 2.50-3.00am Access

9.00am Neighbours 9.30 Home and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 12.00noon My Wife and Kids 1.00pm Cowboy Builders 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Scrubs 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Top 20 Funniest Humorous video clips from America. 8.00 Now That’s Funny! Internet-sourced videos. 9.00 FILM Just Go With It Romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. (2011, 12, 116min) ★ 11.20 FILM The Losers: Action thriller. (2010, 12, 97min) ★★ 1.15am Big Tips Texas 1.50 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole 2.50-3.00am Access

VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 219 154 130

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 190 132

6.00am The Waltons 7.00 Little House on the Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 10.00 FILM A Song for the Season: Romantic drama. (1999, U, 90min) ★★ 12.00noon Little House on the Prairie 1.00pm FILM Moonlight and Mistletoe: Festive family drama. (2008, PG, 88min) ★★ 3.00 FILM Christmas Every Day: Family fantasy comedy. (1996, U, 89min) ★★ 5.00 Highway to Heaven 6.00 Touched by an Angel 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 8.00 The Avengers 9.00 FILM Willing to Kill: the Texas Cheerleader Story Fact-based drama. (1992, PG, 120min) ★★ 11.00 FILM Wife, Mother, Murderer: Crime drama. (1991, 15, 90min) ★★ 1.00-3.00am FILM Another Woman: Thriller. (1994, 15, 86min) ★★

8.00am Knots Landing 9.00am Benchmark (HD) 10.00 Matlock 11.00 10.00 Come Dine with The District 12.00noon Me (HD) 10.30 Four Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi in a Bed (HD) 11.00 2.00 The High Chaparral The Secret Life of 4 Year 3.00 Matlock 4.00 Olds (HD) 12.00noon Judge Judy 5.00 The Homes by the Sea (HD) District 6.00 Knots 1.00pm Location, Location, Landing (Series 14) Location 2.00 Four in a 7.00 Knots Landing Day Bed (HD) 2.30-5.00 of the Assassin: 17/19. Come Dine with Me: Vanessa discovers a Back-to-back editions. bomb on Greg and Paige’s (HD) 5.00 Location, aeroplane. (Series 14) Location, Location 6.00 8.00 Judge Judy Real-life Celebrity Come Dine with small-claims cases. Me (HD) 7.00 Come Dine with Me (HD) 8.00 9.00 Playing the Field 6/7. Rick blackmails George Clarke’s Amazing Geraldine. (Series 4) Spaces (HD) 9.00 Gogglebox: Double bill. 10.05 Sex and the City 11.05 First Dates (HD) 10.40 Californication 12.05am Embarrassing 11.15 Nurse Jackie 11.50 Bodies: Back to the Clinic Jerry Springer 12.40am (HD) 1.05 Fargo 2.10 Sex and the City 1.15 Kitchen Impossible with Californication 1.50 Michel Roux Jr (HD) 3.05 Nurse Jackie 2.25 Jerry Springer 3.10 Beverly Homes by the Sea (HD) Hills 90210 4.00-5.00am 4.00-5.00am Celebrity The High Chaparral Come Dine with Me (HD)

8 PM

9 PM

11.40 Dag (HD) 12.40am Pulp Live 1.40 RTS Short: Marital Kombat (HD) 2.00 South Bank Show Originals 3.00 Nation’s Best Am Dram (HD) 5.00-6.00am The Naked Terracotta Army (HD)

CBS ACTION

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137 9.00am Flashpoint 10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon Star Trek 1.00pm CSI (Series 6) 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 NCIS Forced Entry: 9/23. A Marine’s wife kills an intruder, claiming he tried to rape her. (Series 2) 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Necessary Evil: 8/26. An attempt on Quark’s life reopens a murder case. (Series 2) 9.00 CSI Poppin’ Tags: 20/24. Three teen rappers are found shot dead. (Series 6) 10.00 Bad Girls Losing It: Shell finally loses it. 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05am CSI 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 Oz 4.15 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.006.00am Hawaii Five-O

South Bank Show…

7.00 NCIS Cloak: 8/25. Gibbs sends DiNozzo and Ziva on a decoy mission to retrieve top-secret information from a secure military base. (HD) 8.00 Dagger: 9/25. The team tries to stop a criminal stealing government secrets. (Series 6) (HD)

7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation Transﬁgurations: 25/26. A humanoid develops strange powers. (Series 3) (HD) 8.00 Lost Girl It’s Your Lucky Fae: 5/16. Bo attempts to track down a kidnapper preying on the Fae community. (Series 5) (HD)

8.00 The Middle Mike wears a Hawaiian shirt to dinner. (Series 7) 8.30 Undateable 7/13. The guys try to reduce Burski to tears. (HD)

How to Get Away…

Wednesday

8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00 Friends (HD) 10.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 11.00 The Middle (HD) 12.00noon-4.00pm Friends: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 7) (HD) 4.00pm Impractical Jokers (HD) 5.00-7.00 Friends: Back-toback episodes, including at: 6.00 19/24. Monica’s attractive cousin visits. (HD) 6.30 20/24. Guest stars Winona Ryder. (Series 7) (HD)

UNIVERSAL

SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT HD138/231 HD 203 14 124

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165

Wednesday

TRUE ENT

DRAMA SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 20 158 190 7.10am The Bill 8.00 Monarch of the Glen 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill: Double bill. 1.00pm Goodnight Sweetheart 1.40 Steptoe and Son 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Monarch of the Glen 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Steptoe and Son 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 7.20 Goodnight Sweetheart Sitcom. 8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe On Beulah Heights: A child’s murder is investigated. 10.00 New Tricks Home Truths: The 1971 case of a missing mother and her son is reopened. 11.15 Birds of a Feather 12.00m’t The Bill 1.00am Rumpole of the Bailey 3.00-4.00am Garden Makers

TV&Satellite Week 77

Wednesday

WEDNESDAY Documentaries

7 PM

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

DISCOVERY

ANIMAL PLANET

SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 HD 520/561 HD 251

SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 HD 523/562 HD 257

6.00am How It’s Made: Double bill. 7.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (HD) 8.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ Loud: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Wheeler Dealers: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Gold Rush (HD) 2.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 3.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition: Double bill. (HD) 6.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD)

9.00

Yukon Men

6.00am The Zoo (HD) 7.00 Safari Park Adventure (HD) 9.00 Bondi Vet Top Ten (HD) 10.00 Bondi Vet (HD) 11.00 Animal Cops Phoenix 1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) 2.00 Animal Cops Houston 4.00 My Cat from Hell (HD) 5.00 Animal Cops Houston (HD) 6.00 The Zoo: A female giraffe arrives from Australia. (HD) 6.30 A Bengal tiger is anaesthetised so it can have dental treatment. (HD)

8.00

Tanked

SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 HD 526/543 HD 268 8.00am Crossing the Ice (HD) 9.00 Air Crash Investigation: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 World War II: The Apocalypse (HD) 12.00noon Nazi Megastructures (HD) 1.00pm Wicked Tuna (HD) 2.00 Strippers: Cars for Cash (HD) 3.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 4.00 Megafactories (HD) 5.00 Ice Road Rescue (HD) 6.00 Supercars: The design secrets of the Gumpert Apollo Enraged. (HD)

9.00

7.00 Alaskan Bush People The Browns rush to ﬁnish their cabin. (HD)

7.00 Wheeler Dealers Mike Brewer and Edd China work on an old Aston Martin DB7, hoping to restore it to its former glory. (HD) 8.00 Fast N’ Loud Richard heads to Houston to check out Gas Monkey’s top fuel NHRA dragster. (HD)

8.00 Tanked NEW EDITION Basketball star John Wall asks the brothers to build an aquarium shaped like a giant pair of dice. (HD)

HISTORY

NAT GEOGRAPHIC

Ultimate Airport…

SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270 8.00-10.00am Pawn Stars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 10.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 10.30 Pawn Stars (HD) 11.00am-1.00pm Storage Wars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 1.00pm Pawn Stars: Double bill of the series. (HD) 2.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 2.30-4.00 Pawn Stars: Triple bill. (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars: Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 6.00 American Pickers (HD)

10.00 Swamp People

EDEN

YESTERDAY SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 19 537 245 6.00am Highlights 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 10.00 Hidden Histories: WWI’s Forgotten Photographs 11.00 D-Day: The Last Heroes 12.00noon The Somme’s Secret Weapon: Time Team 1.00pm Secrets of Stonehenge 2.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 3.00 Raiders of the Lost Past 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Secrets of Stonehenge 6.00 Medieval Murder Mysteries

7.00

Mummies Alive

7.00 Air Crash Investigation Aviation experts try to determine what went wrong when a Concorde crashed in July 2000. (HD) 8.00 Car SOS Tim and Fuzz head to Denmark to salvage a 1968 Volvo Amazon and get it back on the road before it is too late. (HD)

7.00 Storage Wars Brandi and Jarrod make a risky purchase. (HD) 7.30 Brandi and Jarrod buy a locker full of dinosaur bones. (HD) 8.00 Shipping Wars Jarrett has a crazy travelling companion. (HD) 8.30 Pawn Stars NEW EDITION A medal linked to Captain Cook. (HD)

7.00 Mummies Alive An investigation into a mysterious mummy called Sylvester, currently on display at a Seattle curiosity shop. 8.00 The True Story of Mary Celeste Trying to solve the mystery of the ship and learn how and why its crew disappeared.

SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am So You Think You’d Survive: As 9.00pm. (HD) 10.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Tsunamis 11.00 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 12.00noon The Life of Birds 1.00pm A Volcano Odyssey (HD) 2.00 So You Think You’d Survive (HD) 4.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Tsunamis 5.00 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 6.00 The Life of Birds: Aquatic species.

9.00

So You Think…

7.00 A Volcano Odyssey How a lava gush flooded an area the size of France and contributed to the extinction of the dinosaurs. (HD) 8.00 So You Think You’d Survive Circumstances including avalanches, jellyfish stings and lightning on a golf course are considered. (HD) 9.00 Small-plane crashes, being trapped in a flash flood, poisonous spiders, big-wave wipeouts and tumbleweed invasions are highlighted. (HD)

9.00 Yukon Men NEW EDITION The Tozi River wolf pack continues to encroach on Tanana’s borders. (HD)

9.00 Redwood Kings NEW EDITION Ron and John Daniels visit a Wild West stage show in Missouri. (HD)

9.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai NEW EDITION Mel responds to an emergency call that turns into the worstcase scenario. (HD)

9.00 Mountain Men SERIES FINALE Morgan makes a plan to keep starvation at bay, while Marty makes a discovery. (HD)

9.00 The Bermuda Triangle: Beneath the Waves Bruce Bernado explores the legend of the mysterious region.

10.00 Monsters Inside Me NEW EDITION A mysterious infection brings a tough athlete to his knees. (HD) 11.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition (HD) 12.00m’t Edge of Alaska (HD) 1.00am Yukon Men (HD) 2.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) 3.00 Monsters Inside Me (HD) 3.50 Edge of Alaska (HD) 4.40-6.00am How It’s Made: Triple bill.

10.00 Finding Bigfoot NEW EDITION Matt records multiple howls in Maine. (HD) 11.00 Bondi Vet: Double bill of the series. 12.00m’t Animal Cops Phoenix 1.00am Tanked (HD) 2.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 Austin Stevens: Most Dangerous 3.50 Whale Wars 4.40 Swamp Wars (HD) 5.30-6.00am Night (HD)

10.00 Breakthrough High-profile film directors showcase scientists involved in cuttingedge projects. (HD)

10.00 Could We Survive a Mega-Tsunami? The possible effects of a megatsunami in the Atlantic.

11.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 12.00m’t Wicked Tuna (HD) 1.00am Car SOS (HD) 2.00 Highway Thru Hell: USA (HD) 3.00-5.00am Air Crash Investigation: Double bill. (HD)

10.00 Swamp People SERIES FINALE The Landrys and Guists celebrate Thanksgiving. (HD) 11.00 The Curse of Oak Island (HD) 12.00m’t Shipping Wars (HD) 12.30am Pawn Stars (HD) 1.00 Mountain Men (HD) 2.00 Swamp People (HD) 3.00 Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 4.00-5.00am American Pickers (HD)

11.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 12.00m’t I Was There: The Great War Interviews 1.00am Wainwright Walks 2.00-3.00am Bullets, Boots and Bandages: How to Really Win at War

10.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Tsunamis 11.00 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 12.00m’t The Life of Birds 1.00am A Volcano Odyssey (HD) 2.00 So You Think You’d Survive (HD) 4.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Tsunamis 4.40 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 5.30-6.00am Hurricane Hunters (HD)

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DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD SKY VIRG 535 262

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6.00am Extreme 6.00am Time Team 8.00 Greatest Tank Battles Engineering 8.00 How 9.00 World War Two: Do They Do It? 9.00The Complete History 11.00 How It’s Made: 10.00 Battlefield Back-to-back editions. 12.00noon Hitler’s 11.00 How Do They Henchmen 1.00pm Do It? 12.00noon World War II in Colour How It’s Made 1.00pm 2.00 Ultimate Warfare Extreme Engineering 3.00 Industrial Revelations: 3.00 Mythbusters 5.00 The European Story How Do They Do It? 4.00 Greatest Tank 6.00 How It’s Made Battles 5.00 World War 7.00 Food Factory 8.00 Two: The Complete Mythbusters 10.00 History 6.00 Hitler’s Through the Wormhole Henchmen 7.00 Against with Morgan Freeman the Odds 8.00 Al 11.00 Food Factory Murray’s Road to Berlin 12.00m’t The Unexplained 9.00 Tony Robinson’s Files 1.00am Alien World War One 10.00 Encounters 2.00 The Man Who Cracked Through the Wormhole the Nazi Code 11.00 Raw with Morgan Freeman War: The Lost Film Of Dak 3.00 Mythbusters To 12.00m’t Battlefield 3.50 How Do They Do 2.00am Ultimate It? 4.40 How Stuff’s Warfare 3.00 Time Team 5.00-6.00am Made 5.30-6.00am Hitler’s Henchmen Breaking Magic SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 263

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TURBO SKY VIRG 524 261

6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 8.00am Drain the Great Lakes (HD) 9.00amHow It’s Made: Dream 12.00noon Destination Cars: Double bill. 8.00 Wild: Colombia (HD) Fast N’ Loud 9.00 12.00noon-3.00pm Wheeler Dealers 10.00 Destination Wild: Brazil Chasing Classic Cars: (HD) 3.00-6.00pm Double bill. 11.00 What’s Destination Wild: in the Barn? Double bill. Colombia (HD) 6.00 Drain 12.00noon Americarna the Great Lakes (HD) 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Australia’s Deadly 2.00 Chasing Classic Countdown (HD) Cars: Double bill. 3.00 8.00 NEW SERIES Fast N’ Loud: Double bill. Amazonia A look at 5.00-7.00 Wheeler rarely seen creatures Dealers: Triple bill of the of the Amazon. (HD) series. 7.00 Chasing 9.00 Wild Amazon Classic Cars 8.00 Bitchin’ The survival struggle Rides 9.00 All Girls of animals in the Garage NEW EDITIONS Amazon rainforest. (HD) 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 10.00 World’s Deadliest 11.00 Fast N’ Loud Animals A look at 12.00m’t Bitchin’ Rides the Amazon’s most 1.00am Chasing Classic dangerous animals. (HD) Cars 2.00 Americarna 11.00 Monster Fish of the 3.00 Overhaulin’ 3.50 Amazon (HD) 12.00m’t Overhaulin’ Chronicles Amazonia (HD) 1.00am 4.40 Americarna Wild Amazon (HD) 2.005.30-6.00am Wheeler 5.00am Destination Wild: Dealers: An MGB GT. Brazil: Triple bill. (HD)

PBS AMERICA SKY VIRG FREESAT 534 276 160 6.00am Hell on Hooves 6.25 Aerial America 7.15 Into the Death Zone: Firewalker 8.10 Bone Diggers 9.20 Buffalo Bill 10.30 The West 12.15pm Time Team America 1.25 Into the Death Zone: Firewalker 2.30 Buffalo Bill 3.40 The West 5.25 Time Team America 6.35 Bone Diggers 7.50 Time Team America NEW EDITION The experts explore a US Civil War-era prison. 9.00 Billy the Kid The story of the American outlaw who repeatedly escaped capture. 10.15 The West The American gold rush of the mid-19th century. 12.05am Billy the Kid 1.10 The West 2.55 Bone Diggers 3.55 Time Team America 5.006.00am Bone Diggers

CI SKY 553 VIRG HD 553/555 275 7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 8.00am-12.00noon Evil Twins: Four editions. (HD) 12.00noon Unusual Suspects (HD) 1.00pm Motives & Murders (HD) 2.00 On the Case with Paula Zahn (HD) 3.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 4.00 Crime Stories (HD) 5.00 Motives & Murders (HD) 6.00 Unusual Suspects (HD) 7.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 8.00 Crimes That Shook Britain 9.00 Unusual Suspects (HD) 10.00 On the Case with Paula Zahn (HD) 11.00 Crimes That Shook Britain (HD) 12.00m’t Serial Killer Profile (HD) 1.00am On the Case with Paula Zahn (HD) 2.00 Crimes That Shook Britain (HD) 3.00-4.00am Serial Killer Profile (HD) SKY +1 hour 554

H2 SKY VIRG 531 273 8.00am Alien Files: Unsealed 9.00 Ancient Aliens 10.00 Big History 11.00 The Lost Evidence 12.00noon America’s Book of Secrets 1.00pm Cities of the Underworld 2.00 Ancient Aliens 3.00 Alien Files: Unsealed 4.00 Ancient Aliens 5.00 Inside Hitler’s Reich Chancellery 6.00 Cities of the Underworld 7.00 Ancient Aliens 9.00 Blood & Glory NEW EDITION An exploration of the battles of Antietam and Gettysburg. 10.00 Last Days of the Nazis The stories of German war criminals. 11.00 America’s Book of Secrets 12.00m’t Ancient Aliens 1.00am Alien Files: Unsealed 2.00 Blood & Glory 3.00 America’s Book of Secrets 4.00-5.00am Big History: Double bill.

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Lifestyle HOME

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9.00

Psychic…

7.00 MasterChef Australia The audition tour reaches Melbourne and features the Top 50 Onion Challenge.

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7.00am The Home Show 8.00 Bargain Hunt 9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Escape to the Country 11.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 12.00noon Escape to River Cottage: Double bill. 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 2.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Escape to the Country 5.00 The Home Show 6.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain: The duo visit Co Fermanagh, Northern Ireland.

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Bargain Hunt

6.00am Highlights 10.00 The Supersizers Eat 11.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers (HD) 12.00noon Pacific Island Feasts with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 1.00pm Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets: Double bill. (HD) 2.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 3.00 The Supersizers Eat 4.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers (HD) 5.00 Pacific Island Feasts with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 6.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD)

10.00 Raymond Blanc’s…

7.00 Escape to River Cottage Setting eel traps and making cider. 7.30 Hugh FearnleyWhittingstall catches razor ﬁsh and prepares a party. 8.00 Bargain Hunt Two teams scour the medieval East Sussex town of Lewes, hoping to bag a bargain to sell for proﬁt at auction.

7.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends Preparing recipes that offer a taste of summer. 7.30 Rachel cooks up recipes for a girls’ night in. 8.00 The Supersizers Eat Giles Coren and Sue Perkins take a culinary journey through ancient Rome, sampling a range of exotic dishes.

9.00 Psychic Matchmaker NEW EDITION A woman who has given up on the idea of her perfect man. 9.30 SERIES FINALE Helping people ﬁnd love.

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the team renovate a run-down house for a Merseyside family.

9.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers Cooking with ingredients that are often overlooked. (HD) 9.30 Indulgent and healthy recipes. (HD)

10.00 Bizarre ER: A boy arrives in the Emergency Room with his fingertip in tissue. 10.30 A woman who survived having a live grenade embedded in her face. 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 1.00am Dr G: Medical Examiner 2.00 Extreme Couponing: Double bill. 3.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 4.00-6.00am Homes Under the Hammer: Double bill.

10.00 The Home Show Revisiting a cramped terrace that was transformed into a spacious property. 11.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 12.00m’t Bargain Hunt 1.00am You Deserve This House 2.00 The Home Show 3.00-4.00am Four in a Bed

10.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets: Double bill of the series. (HD) 11.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends: Double bill. 12.00m’t The Supersizers Eat 1.00am World’s Weirdest Restaurants (HD) 1.30 BBQ University: Steven Raichlen 2.00 Home Shopping 5.00-6.00am Donut Showdown: Double bill. (HD)

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8.00 Extreme Couponing Collecting coupons from public recycling bins. 8.30 A single mother who collects coupons.

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SHED SKY VIRGIN 242 286 6.00am Thinking Tackle: Double bill. 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes: Double bill. 9.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00am-1.00pm Miami Ink: Triple bill. 1.00-4.00pm LA Ink: Triple bill. 4.00 Treehouse Masters 5.00 Fishing Road Trip USA 6.00 Thinking Tackle 7.00 Thinking Tackle 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes Double bill. 9.00 River Monsters: Untold Stories Jeremy Wade’s encounters with the world’s deadliest catfish. 10.00 Custom My Ride A 1969 Pontiac GTO body is combined with the chassis from a 2006 model. 11.00 Custom My Ride 12.00m’t Overhaulin’ 1.00am Thinking Tackle: Double bill. 3.00 Treehouse Masters 3.50 River Monsters: Untold Stories 4.40 Fishing Road Trip USA: Double bill. 5.30-6.00am Model Mania

FOOD NETWORK

REALLY

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6.00-8.00am Barefoot Contessa: Back-to-back editions. 8.00 Anna Olson: Bake 9.00 Pioneer Woman 10.00 Cooking Christmas with Matt and Lisa 11.00 Nigella Bites Christmas Special 12.00noon Giada’s Family Christmas 1.00pm Barefoot Contessa: Back-to-back editions. 2.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 3.00 Cooking Christmas with Matt and Lisa 4.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Double bill of the series. 5.00 Ready Steady Cook 6.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals: Double bill. 7.00 Barefoot Contessa: Double bill. 8.00 Farm Kings 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Double bill. 10.00 Man v Food 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am Man v Food 2.00-3.00am Mystery Diners: Double bill.

6.00am One Born: What Happened Next? 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Escape to the Country 10.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals: Double bill. 11.00 Ghost Adventures: Double bill. 1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build 2.00 Escape to the Country 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer 4.00 Border Patrol 5.00 Helicopter Heroes 6.00 Homes Under the Hammer 7.00 Escape to the Country 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 9.00 Born to Kill Profile of serial killer Ivan Milat. 10.00 Cold Justice NEW EDITION The grisly details behind unsolved murders. 11.00 I Survived Evil 12.00m’t Cold Justice 1.00am Paranormal Witness 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Rescue: Code One: Double bill of the series. 4.45 Wife Swap USA 5.35-6.00am Medical Emergency

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Other channels A-Z

GOOD FOOD

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AMC

DMAX

SONY TV

SKY HD 192/276 7.00pm FILM The Freshman: Offbeat comedy with Matthew Broderick. A hard-up film student becomes mixed up with a businessman’s dubious schemes. (1990, PG, 102min) ★★★ 9.00 Weeds: Pittsburgh: 12/12. (Series 2) 10.10 FILM Almost Famous: Cameron Crowe’s semiautobiographical rock ‘n’ roll drama starring Patrick Fugit, Billy Crudup and Frances McDormand. (2000, 15, 126min) ★★★★ 12.25am FILM The Curse of the Jade Scorpion: Period comedy written, directed by and starring Woody Allen. (2001, 12, 102min) ★★ 2.20 Weeds 3.30-5.30am The Shield: Double bill.

SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00 American Chopper 8.00 Inside West Coast Customs 9.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 10.00 Food Factory 11.00 Operation Repo 12.00noon Dangerous Flights 1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 Treehouse Masters 3.00 Food Factory 4.00 Tanked 6.00-8.00 Operation Repo: Back-to-back editions. 8.00 Food Factory 9.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 11.00 Tanked 1.00am River Monsters 2.00 Inside West Coast Customs 3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark 3.50 The Garage 4.40 American Chopper 5.306.00am Mystery Hunters

SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Ghost Hunters International 12.00noon FILM The Boy Who Saved Christmas (1998, U, 94min) ★ 2.00pm 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 3.00 Will & Grace 4.00 Ghost Hunters International 6.00 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 7.00 Ghost Hunters International 8.00 Ghost Hunters 9.00 Satisfaction NEW EPISODE 10.00 Secret Diary of a Call Girl 11.00 Hot in Cleveland 12.00m’t Will & Grace 1.00am Secret Diary of a Call Girl 2.00 Ghost Hunters 2.50 Hot in Cleveland 3.40 Sony Movie News Extra 3.504.00am Behind the Screens

CBS REALITY

SPIKE

SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 9.00am Medical Detectives: Double bill. 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 12.00noon Nowhere to Hide 1.00-3.00pm Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions of the series. 3.00 Hoarders 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00-7.00 Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Sins and Secrets 10.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives: Double bill. 12.00m’t I Survived 1.00am Sins and Secrets 2.00 Cold Blood 3.30 World’s Wildest Police Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 5.10-6.00am Cheaters

SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, VIRG 156 7.00am Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons 8.00 News 9.00 Jerseylicious 10.00 Christina Milian Turned Up 11.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 12.00noon News 1.00pm Giuliana and Bill 2.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 3.00 Total Divas 4.00 News 5.00 Dash Dolls 6.00 Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons 7.00 News 8.00 Christina Milian Turned Up 9.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 10.00 Botched 11.00 News 12.00m’t Kourtney and Kim Take Miami 1.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.30 Shopping 2.30 News 4.30-5.00am Celebrity Style Story

SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 9.00am Highlights 11.00 Police Interceptors 12.00noon Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 1.00pm Cops 2.00 World’s Scariest Plane Landings 3.00 Police Interceptors 4.00 Bar Rescue 5.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 6.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 Police Interceptors: Special Edition 9.00 Police Interceptors 10.00 Love/ Hate NEW EPISODE 11.00 Police Interceptors 12.00m’t Transporter: The Series 1.00am Police Interceptors 2.00-3.00am Sons of Anarchy

CHALLENGE

LIFETIME

TLC

SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 6.00am Deal or No Deal: Double bill. 7.30 Bullseye 8.00 Pointless: Double bill. 9.50 Catchphrase: Double bill. 10.50 Strike It Lucky 11.20 Bullseye 11.50 The Million Pound Drop 1.00pm Pointless: Double bill. 3.00 Fifteen to One: Double bill. 4.00 Ninja Warrior: Double bill. 5.00 Fort Boyard 6.00 Robot Wars 7.00 Pointless: Double bill. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop 10.10 TNA Wrestling 1.40am Pointless: Double bill. 3.40 Ninja Warrior 4.30 First Ever Eps – Takeshi’s Castle 5.00-6.00am Fifteen to One: Double bill.

SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, VIRGIN 208, HD 209 7.00am Highlights 11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon Property Brothers (HD) 1.00pm Flipping Vegas (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 4.00 Dance Moms Special: Guess Who’s Coming to the Dance? (HD) 5.00 Little Women: NY (HD) 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 7.00 Judge Judy (HD) 9.00 NEW SERIES Wahlburgers (HD) 9.30 NEW SERIES Donnie Loves Jenny (HD) 10.00 Little Women: LA NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 Prison Wives Club (HD) 12.00m’t Hardcore Pawn (HD) 1.00am Wahlburgers (HD) 1.30-5.00am Highlights

SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 6.00am Highlights 11.00 I Found the Gown (HD) 12.00noon Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm Extreme Couponing (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker (HD) 3.00 Something Borrowed, Something New (HD) 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 Long Island Medium (HD) 7.00 I Found the Gown (HD) 8.00 NEW SERIES Suddenly Royal (HD) 9.00 America’s Worst Tattoos (HD) 10.00 Gypsy Brides US (HD) 11.00 Dr G: Medical Examiner (HD) 12.00m’t Suddenly Royal (HD) 1.00-6.00am Highlights

COMEDY CENTRAL

EXTRA

SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 Rules of Engagement 11.00 Friends 12.00noon Two and a Half Men 1.00pm Impractical Jokers 2.00 Rules of Engagement 3.00 The Middle 4.00 Two and a Half Men 5.00 Rules of Engagement 6.00 Two and a Half Men 7.00 The Middle 8.00 Rules of Engagement 9.00 Animals Make You LOL 9.30 Impractical Jokers 11.00 Friends 12.00m’t Broad City 12.30am Two and a Half Men 1.00 The Daily Show NEW EDITION 1.30 Tosh.0 2.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.00 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store 3.25 Grouchy Young Men 3.50 South Park 4.15-6.00am Highlights

QUEST

TRUTV

SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00am Highlights 8.00 How It’s Made 9.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10.00 Salvage Squad 11.00 Auto Trader 12.00noon Extreme Engineering 1.00pm How Do They Do It? 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 7.00 Salvage Hunters 8.00 Gold Rush 9.00 Salvage Hunters 10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 How It’s Made 12.00m’t Forensic Detectives 1.00am Forensic Detectives 2.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.00-6.00am Highlights

SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 6.00am-2.00pm Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions uncovering clues to unsolved crimes. 2.006.00pm Crime Stories: Backto-back editions exploring the truth behind intriguing cases. 6.00-8.00 Hack My Life: Back-to-back editions. 8.00 NEW SERIES The Great Christmas Light Fight: Four families compete to have the best-decorated home. 9.00 The Great Christmas Light Fight NEW EDITION 10.00 Redneck Island: Double bill. 12.00m’t-3.00am Crime Stories: Triple bill. 3.00-5.00am Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions of the series. 5.006.00am Crime Stories

Wednesday

6.00am Quints by Surprise 7.00 Baby ER 8.00 Hospital Sydney 9.00 MasterChef Australia 10.00 Extreme Couponing 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 1.00pm MasterChef Australia 2.00 Country House Rescue 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer: Double bill. 5.00 Hospital Sydney: A patient suffers a mysterious loss of teeth. 6.00 A personal trainer suffers from a football injury.

Wednesday

11 November

TV&Satellite Week 79

WEDNESDAY SKY PREMIERE

Wednesday

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8 PM

9 PM

Films

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6.00am Assassin 7.30 Pan: On Set Special 8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 9.45 Wild 12.00noon Extinction As 3.30am. 2.00pm Assassin As 10.15pm. 3.30 Spectre Special 4.00 American Sniper As shown at 8.00pm. 6.15 Jingle All the Way 2 Festive comedy sequel starring Larry the Cable Guy. A man desperate to earn his stepdaughter’s love goes to ridiculous lengths to attain a popular toy. (2014, U, 90min) ★

12.00 Extinction

6.00am Brother Bear 2 7.25 Winnie the Pooh 8.40 Planes: Fire & Rescue 10.10 Frozen 12.00noon Into the Woods 2.10pm Duck Tales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp 3.30 Winnie the Pooh 4.40 Planes: Fire & Rescue Animated adventure sequel featuring the voice of Dane Cook. (S) (2014, U, 84min) ★★★ 6.10 Frozen Animated musical featuring the voice of Kristen Bell. (S) (2013, PG, 108min) ★★★★

6.10

Frozen

8.00 Into the Woods Musical fantasy starring Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp and Emily Blunt. A wicked witch agrees to lift a curse on a young couple if they will help restore her once beautiful looks. (S) (2014, PG, 120min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.15 Assassin Crime thriller with Danny Dyer. A hitman falls for the daughter of a man he killed. (S) (2014, 15, 78min) ★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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11.45 Wild Fact-based drama starring Reese Witherspoon and Laura Dern. (S) (2014, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 1.55am Let Us Prey Horror with Liam Cunningham and Pollyanna McIntosh. (S) (2014, 18, 92min) ★★★ 3.30 Extinction Fantasy adventure starring Sarah Mac and Ben Loyd-Holmes. (2014, 15, 100min) ★ 5.30-6.00am Spectre Special

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10.10 Million Dollar Arm Fact-based sports drama starring Jon Hamm. (S) (2014, PG, 124min) ★★★★

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The Last Song

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8.00 The Ant Bully Animated adventure about a young boy who survives a series of perils and learns some valuable lessons after he is shrunk to the size of an ant. Featuring the voice of Julia Roberts. (S) (2006, U, 89min) ★★★★

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9.40 Jumanji Fantasy adventure starring Robin Williams and Bonnie Hunt. A mysterious board game unleashes a series of wild creatures upon a small American town. With Kirsten Dunst and Bradley Pierce. (S) (1995, PG, 104min) ★★★★

11.30 Look Who’s Talking Too Comedy sequel starring Kirstie Alley and John Travolta. (S) (1990, 12, 77min) ★ 1.00am The Last Song As 6.05pm. 2.50 Bad News Bears Sports comedy. (S) (2005, 12, 113min) ★★ 4.45-6.00am Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch Animated sci-fi comedy sequel. (S) (2005, U, 65min) ★★★

TCM

300: Rise of an Empire

300: Rise of an Empire (ﬁlm started at 7.00pm)

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6.00am Bloodsport 7.45 300: Rise of an Empire 9.40 Die Hard with a Vengeance 12.00noon Guardians of the Galaxy As 9.00pm. 2.15pm The Patriot Epic period drama. (S) (2000, 15, 167min) ★★★ 5.15 I, Frankenstein Fantasy adventure starring Aaron Eckhart. (S) (2014, 12, 92min) ★★ 7.00 300: Rise of an Empire Fantasy adventure sequel starring Sullivan Stapleton. (S) (2014, 15, 100min) ★★★

7.00

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12.20am Candleshoe Comedy adventure starring Jodie Foster. (S) (1977, U, 101min) ★★★ 2.05 Million Dollar Duck Fantasy comedy starring Dean Jones and Sandy Duncan. (1971, U, 92min) ★★ 3.50-6.00am 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea Adventure based on Jules Verne’s fantasy tale, starring Kirk Douglas and James Mason. (S) (1954, U, 125min) ★★★★★

9.00 Guardians of the Galaxy Sci-ﬁ adventure starring Chris Pratt and Zoe Saldana. A band of escapees from a prison space station battles an alien warlord for possession of a powerful artefact. (S) (2014, 12, 121min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.00 Aliens: Special Edition James Cameron’s director’s cut of his sci-fi blockbuster with Sigourney Weaver. (S) (1986, 18, 154min) ★★★★ 1.40am Death Wish Action drama starring Charles Bronson and Hope Lange. (S) (1974, 18, 89min) ★★★ 3.25 Con Air Action thriller starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack and John Malkovich. (S) (1997, 18, 115min) ★★ 5.30-6.00am Spectre Special A look at the latest James Bond film.

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6.15am Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch 7.30 Contest 9.05 Moshi Monsters: The Movie 10.35 Rio 2 Special 11.05 Jumanji 1.00pm The Ant Bully As 8.00pm. 2.35 Contest Drama. (S) (2013, PG, 87min) ★★ 4.05 Pan: On Set Special 4.35 Moshi Monsters: The Movie Animated adventure. (S) (2013, U, 81min) ★★★ 6.05 The Last Song Coming-of-age drama starring Miley Cyrus. (S) (2010, PG, 107min) ★★★

6.05

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SKY 308 VIRGIN 408 HD 308/335 HD 438 6.10am The Hottie & the Nottie 7.45 Bad Manners 9.20 Who Framed Roger Rabbit 11.15 Bruce Almighty 1.00pm The Jewel of the Nile Adventure sequel. (S) (1985, PG, 104min) ★★★★ 2.55 Ali G Indahouse As shown at 12.05am. 4.35 Austin Powers in Goldmember Spoof espionage thriller sequel. (S) (2002, 12, 93min) ★★ 6.20 The Cable Guy Black comedy with Jim Carrey. (S) (1996, 12, 96min) ★★★

10.00 Pretty Woman

8.00 Who Framed Roger Rabbit Live-action and cartoon comedy thriller starring Bob Hoskins and Christopher Lloyd. A washed-up LA private eye helps a cartoon rabbit who has been framed for murder. (1988, PG, 103min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Pretty Woman Romantic comedy starring Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. A millionaire businessman and a Hollywood Boulevard hooker fall in love. (S) (1990, 15, 117min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.05am Ali G Indahouse Comedy starring Sacha Baron Cohen. (S) (2002, 15, 88min) ★★★ 1.35 Dead Man on Campus Black comedy. (S) (1998, 15, 96min) ★ 3.15 Risky Business Comedy drama. (S) (1983, 18, 98min) ★★★★ 5.00-6.30am Coneheads Zany comedy starring Dan Aykroyd. (S) (1993, PG, 88min) ★★★

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7.00am Dinosaur Island 8.30 Magic in the Moonlight 10.15 A Beautiful Mind 12.45pm The Top Ten Show 2015 1.00 Getaway As 11.25pm. 2.55 Magic Magic Thriller starring Juno Temple. (S) (2013, 15, 94min) ★★ 4.40 All Is Lost As 1.10am 6.40 A Beautiful Mind Biopic starring Russell Crowe. (2001, 12, 136min) ★★★★

7.30am Alien∑ 9.30 About a Boy 11.25 The Top Ten Show 2015 11.45 The Theory of Everything 2.00pm Dog Day Afternoon Tragi-comic thriller. (S) (1975, 15, 130min) ★★★★★ 4.10 The Beach Exotic drama. (S) (2000, 15, 118min) ★★ 6.15 About a Boy Comedy drama with Hugh Grant. (S) (2002, 12, 101min) ★★★★

6.50am Kung Fu 8.45 Good Day For A Hanging 10.20 The Train 12.50pm Kung Fu 3.00 The Enemy General World War Two drama. (1960, b/w, U, 74min) ★★ 4.25 Yesterday’s Enemy World War Two drama with Stanley Baker. ★★ (1959, b/w, PG, 96min) 6.15 Desert Pursuit Western with Wayne Morris. (1952, b/w, U, 71min) ★★

(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Xena: Warrior Princess 9.00 Hercules: 10.00am Gone But Not The Legendary Journeys Forgotten 11.40 Sony Movie 10.00 The Invaders 11.00 News Extra 11.50 Highway Quatermass and the Pit to Heaven 12.55pm 1.00pm Special Unit 2 Highway to Heaven 2.00 The Invaders 3.00 3.00 A Perfect Day 4.50 Sony Doctor Who 4.00 Intruders Movie News Extra 5.00 1/2. Sci-fi mystery starring Marley and Me: The Puppy Mare Winningham. 5.50 Years Comedy prequel. Horror Highlights 6.00 (2011, U, 101min) ★ The Incredible Hulk

9.00 The Judge Courtroom drama starring Robert Downey Jr and Robert Duvall. (S) (2014, 15, 141min) ★★★ 11.25 Getaway Action thriller starring Ethan Hawke, Selena Gomez and Jon Voight. (S) (2013, 12, 90min) ★ 1.10am All Is Lost Thriller starring Robert Redford. (S) (2013, 12, 104min) ★★★★ 3.15 Magic in the Moonlight Woody Allen’s romantic comedy starring Colin Firth. (S) (2014, 12, 95min) ★★★ 5.05-6.40am Dinosaur Island Fantasy adventure starring Darius Williams. (S) (2014, PG, 79min) ★

8.00 The Theory of Everything Biopic of Stephen Hawking, starring Eddie Redmayne and Felicity Jones. (S) (2014, 12, 120min) ★★★★ 10.15 Casino Martin Scorsese’s crime drama starring Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, Joe Pesci and James Woods. (1995, 18, 178min) ★★★ 1.15am Magnolia Drama from Paul Thomas Anderson, starring Jason Robards. (S) (1999, 18, 188min) ★★★★★ 4.30-7.25am For Whom the Bell Tolls Classic romantic adventure starring Gary Cooper and Ingrid Bergman. (S) (1943, PG, 160min) ★★★

7.35 Kill Her Gently Crime thriller starring Griffith Jones. (1957, b/w, PG, 73min) ★★ 9.00 The Long Kiss Goodnight Action thriller starring Geena Davis and Samuel L Jackson. (1996, 18, 120min) ★★★ 11.20 Longmire (Series 4) 12.25am Ghost Ship Horror chiller. (2002, 18, 91min) ★★ 2.10 The Mouse That Roared Satire. (1959, U, 85min) ★★★ 3.35 Kung Fu (Series 2) 4.30 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors John Boorman. 5.00-6.15am Kill Her Gently Crime thriller, as 7.35pm.

7.00 RV: Runaway Vacation Comic road movie with Robin Williams and Cheryl Hines. A man encounters a series of disasters when he attempts to secretly attend a business meeting during a road trip vacation with his wife and kids. (2006, PG, 99min) ★★★★ 9.00 Attack Force Action thriller starring Steven Seagal. (2006, 15, 90min) ★ 10.55 Half Past Dead Action thriller starring Steven Seagal. (2002, 15, 98min) ★ 1.00-4.00am Highway to Heaven Triple bill. (Series 3) 4.00-6.00am Providence Double bill. (Series 4)

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7.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 9/22. Hercules and Iolaus try to stop the fulfillment of a prophecy. (Series 3) 8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. 9.00 Dune David Lynch’s sci-fi drama with Kyle MacLachlan and Francesca Annis. (1984, 15, 140min) ★★★ 11.40 Splinter Horror thriller starring Shea Whigham. (2008, 18, 82min) ★★★ 1.15am Dear God No! Horror. (2011, 18, 77min) ★★★ 2.45-4.30am Before Dawn British horror thriller. (2012, 18, 82min) ★★ SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 320 202

TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 321 424 82 302 7.00am I’ll Be Home for Christmas 9.00 A Silent Night 11.00 November Christmas 1.00pm Angel in the Family Family drama. (2004, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00 A Wind at My Back Christmas Festive drama. (2001, U, 100min) ★★ 5.00 The Christmas Shoes Festive drama starring Rob Lowe. (2002, PG, 90min) ★ 7.00 Christmas Lilies of the Field Drama sequel starring Billy Dee Williams. (1979, PG, 100min) ★★ 9.00 The Christmas Stallion Family drama starring Daniel J Travanti and Lynette Davies. (1993, PG, 95min) ★★★ 11.00 Naughty or Nice Festive comedy with George Lopez. (2004, PG, 90min) ★★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am Ms Scrooge Updated version of Charles Dickens’s A Christmas Carol, starring Cicely Tyson. (1997, PG, 84min) ★★

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Devil’s Knot

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The Italian Job (ﬁlm started at 7.05pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00 Ocean’s Thirteen Caper thriller sequel starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin. A charismatic thief and his hand-picked gang of crooks plot an elaborate revenge against a megalomaniac casino owner. (S) (2007, PG, 122min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.15 Assault on Precinct 13 Remake of John Carpenter’s 1976 cult action thriller, starring Ethan Hawke. (S) (2004, 15, 109min) ★★ 1.15am Devil’s Knot As 5.10pm. 3.20 Shame the Devil Thriller starring Simon Phillips and Juliette Bennett. (S) (2013, 18, 91min) ★ 5.10-7.00am Sam Churchill: Search for a Homeless Man Thriller starring John Schneider and Robin Lively. (S) (1997, PG, 88min) ★★

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6.00am Holy Night! 7.45 Christmas in Wonderland 9.30 The Top Ten Show 2015 9.45 Let It Snow 11.20 The Magic Reindeer 12.50pm Miracle on 34th Street As 8.00pm. 2.50 Gremlins As 10.00pm. 4.45 Look Who’s Talking Now Comedy sequel. (S) (1993, 12, 95min) ★ 6.30 PREMIERE The Magic Reindeer Animated adventure with the voices of Matthew Boyle and Darragh Kelly. (2012, U, 72min) ★★

Miracle on 34th Street

8.00 Miracle on 34th Street Remake of the classic festive fantasy, starring Richard Attenborough as a New York department store Santa Claus who convinces a young girl that he really is Santa. With Elizabeth Perkins, Dylan McDermott and Mara Wilson. (S) (1994, U, 114min) ★★★★

6.00am Spider-Man 8.15 Spider-Man 2 10.30 Spider-Man 3 1.00pm The Day After Tomorrow As 10.00pm. 3.10 Spider-Man Fantasy adventure starring Tobey Maguire. (S) (2002, 12, 121min) ★★★★ 5.20 Spider-Man 2 Fantasy adventure sequel starring Tobey Maguire. (S) (2004, PG, 127min) ★★★★ 7.30 Spider-Man 3 Fantasy adventure sequel with Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. (S) (2007, 12, 138min) ★★★

10.00 The Day After Tomorrow

Spider-Man 3 (ﬁlm started at 7.30pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Gremlins Comedy horror fantasy about an unusual pet that spawns a horde of vicious monsters. Stars Zach Galligan and Phoebe Cates. (S) (1984, 12, 106min) ★★★

10.00 Fury

A Bridge Too Far (ﬁlm started at 7.00pm)

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10.00 Fury World War Two drama starring Brad Pitt, Logan Lerman, Shia LaBeouf, Michael Peña and Jon Bernthal. (S) (2014, 15, 131min) ★★★

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12.15am The Purge: Anarchy Horror sequel starring Frank Grillo. (S) (2014, 15, 101min) ★★★ 2.15 Barb Wire Futuristic action thriller starring Pamela Anderson Lee. (1996, 18, 95min) ★ 4.10-6.00am Little Shop of Horrors Black comedy musical starring Rick Moranis. (1986, PG, 88min) ★★★

12.20am Crimson Tide Submarine thriller starring Denzel Washington. (S) (1995, 15, 116min) ★★★★ 2.20 Hell Is for Heroes! World War Two action drama starring Steve McQueen and James Coburn. (1962, b/w, 12, 90min) ★★★ 4.00-6.00am D-Day the Sixth of June World War Two romance with Robert Taylor, Richard Todd and Dana Wynter. (1956, PG, 106min) ★★

Zero Dark Thirty

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9.00 Zero Dark Thirty Kathryn Bigelow’s gripping fact-based drama about the quest to track down Osama bin Laden, starring Jessica Chastain. Following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, a CIA agent becomes the driving force behind the hunt for the al-Qaida leader. With Jason Clarke, Joel Edgerton and Jennifer Ehle. (S) (2012, 15, 157min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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11.00am River of No Return 12.50pm The Bridges at Toko-Ri War film. (S) (1954, U, 99min) ★★★ 2.55 The Million Pound Note Period comedy. (S) (1953, U, 85min) ★★★★ 4.40 Two Rode Together Western. (S) (1961, PG, 109min) ★★★ 6.55 Big Fantasy comedy. (S) (1988, PG, 102min) ★★★★★

Big (ﬁlm started at 6.55pm)

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12.00m’t Snowball Express Disney comedy with Dean Jones and Nancy Olson. (S) (1972, U, 99min) ★★ 1.45am Christmas in Wonderland Festive comedy starring Patrick Swayze. (S) (2007, 12, 98min) ★★ 3.35 We’re No Angels Comedy starring Humphrey Bogart. (S) (1954, U, 106min) ★★★★ 5.30-6.00am Pan: On Set Special

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10.00 The Day After Tomorrow Disaster drama starring Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal and Emmy Rossum. (S) (2004, 12, 124min) ★★★★

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7.00am Oh Christmas Tree! 9.00 Christmas with Tucker 11.00 Paper Angels 1.00pm A Perfect Christmas Fantasy. (2012, PG, 120min) ★★ 3.00 A Royal Christmas Romantic drama starring Lacey Chabert. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 5.00 Guess Who’s Coming to Christmas Comedy with Drew Lachey. (2013, PG, 90min) ★★

6.00am War in the Air: Bomber Command 7.10 Fighting Aircraft of WWI 8.15 Britain Stands Alone 9.30 Battle Stations 11.10 1914-1918 1.00pm Marine Raiders 2.50 Overrun! 5.05 Back to Bataan World War Two action drama. (1945, b/w, PG, 97min) ★ 6.55 The Bridge World War Two drama. (1969, PG, 105min) ★★

7.05 Hush Thriller with Jessica Lange and Gwyneth Paltrow. (1998, 12, 91min) ★★ 9.00 The Liability Thriller with Tim Roth and Jack O’Connell. (2012, 15, 82min) ★★★ 10.50 Girl, Interrupted Drama starring Winona Ryder. (1999, 15, 127min) ★★★ 1.25am I Never Sang for My Father Drama. (1969, PG, 87min) ★★★ 3.25 The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial Military drama. (1988, PG, 100min) ★★★ 5.50-6.00am Sony Movie News Extra Film news.

7.00 Instant Message Romantic comedy with Marla Sokoloff and Patrick J Adams. (2005, PG, 90min) ★★★ 9.00 A Family for Christmas Festive drama starring Lacey Chabert and Tyron Leitso. (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ 11.00 Christmas on the Bayou Romantic drama with Hilarie Burton and Tyler Hilton. (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 1.00am Finding Christmas Romantic drama starring Tricia Helfer and Mark Lutz. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★★ 3.00-5.00am Naughty or Nice Festive comedy. (2012, PG, 90min) ★★★

9.00 Age of Heroes World War Two action thriller based on true events, starring Sean Bean and Danny Dyer. (2011, 15, 89min) ★★★ 10.55 Saints and Soldiers World War Two adventure starring Corbin Allred and Alexander Niver. (2003, 15, 87min) ★★★ 12.40am Brothers in War Action adventure starring Christopher Alan and Sherrie Rose. (1989, 15, 89min) ★★ 2.25-4.00am Days of Glory World War Two drama starring Gregory Peck and Tamara Toumanova. (1944, b/w, PG, 86min) ★★

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing

6.00am The Bridge on the River Kwai 8.45 A Bridge Too Far 11.45 Hell Is for Heroes! 1.25pm The Bridge on the River Kwai David Lean’s classic World War Two drama. (S) (1957, PG, 161min) ★★★★★ 4.10 Saving Private Ryan Steven Spielberg’s World War Two drama. (S) (1998, 15, 169min) ★★★★★ 7.00 A Bridge Too Far Richard Attenborough’s war epic starring Dirk Bogarde. (S) (1977, 15, 175min) ★★★

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9.00am Passions 11.00 K9 Christmas 12.55pm The National Tree Road movie starring Andrew McCarthy. (2009, PG, 88min) ★★ 2.45 The Christmas Candle Period drama starring Hans Matheson. (2013, U, 98min) ★★ 4.55 The Whistle Blower Thriller with Michael Caine and Nigel Havers. (1986, PG, 107min) ★★★

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Wednesday

6.15am Inescapable 7.50 Frontera 9.35 The Italian Job 11.30 Pawn 1.05pm Assault on Precinct 13 2.55 Proof of Life Romantic thriller. (2000, 15, 135min) ★★★ 5.10 Devil’s Knot Fact-based crime drama with Reese Witherspoon and Colin Firth. (S) (2013, 15, 114min) ★★ 7.05 The Italian Job Crime thriller inspired by the classic 1960s caper film, starring Mark Wahlberg. (S) (2003, 12, 110min) ★★★

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12.05am The Informers Crime thriller. (S) (2009, 15, 93min) ★★★ 1.55-3.55am The King of Pigs Animation with the voice of Ik-joon Yang. (2011, 15, 96min) ★★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 7.00pm The Freshman AMC Offbeat comedy starring Matthew Broderick. ★★★ 8.15pm Men in Black II E4 Sci-fi action comedy sequel starring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Just Go With It 5★ Romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler. ★

10pm TILL LATE 10.00pm Lake Placid 2 Syfy Monster movie sequel starring John Schneider. (HD) ★★ 10.10pm Almost Famous AMC Rock ’n’ roll drama starring Patrick Fugit. ★★★★ 11.15pm Raw Deal ITV4 Action thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. (HD) ★★ 11.20pm The Losers 5★ Action thriller starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan. ★★ 11.35pm Cabaret BBC1 (Wales: 12.05am, Scot: 12.35am) Multi-Oscar-winning musical starring Liza Minnelli. ★★★★★ 12.30am The Insider Channel 4 Director Michael Mann’s fact-based drama starring Al Pacino. (Signed) (HD) ★★★★★ 1.50am Mythica: A Quest for Heroes Syfy Fantasy starring Melanie Stone. (HD) ★★ 3.15am A Tale of Samurai Cooking: A True Love Story Channel 4 Period drama set in Japan’s Edo Period. (HD) ★★★ 4.00am Supercollider Syfy Sci-fi thriller starring Robin Dunne. (HD) ★

TV&Satellite Week 81

Wednesday

WEDNESDAY

Sport

11 November

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6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE – Experience (HD) 8.00 Fantasy Football Club – The Highlights (HD) 8.30 Barclays Premier League Legends (HD) 9.30 Premier League Years 11.30 MLS Round-Up Show (HD) 12.00noon La Liga World Action from Spain. (HD) 12.30pm Fantasy Football Club – The Highlights (HD) 1.00 Grand Slam of Darts Action from the fourth day’s play. (HD) 5.00 Legends of Darts Double bill. (HD) 5.30 Fantasy Football Club – The Highlights Discussion show. (HD) 6.00 Sporting Heroes: Wayne Mardle Interviews Eric Bristow A conversation between the darts players. (HD) 7.00 LIVE Grand Slam of Darts The ﬁfth day’s play at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring the opening four secondround matches. (HD) 11.00 A League of Their Own Highlights. (HD) 11.30 Legends of Darts Back-to-back editions. 1.00am Grand Slam of Darts: Action from day ﬁve. (HD) 5.00 Legends of Darts (HD) 5.306.00am Darts Gold (HD)

6.00am Grand Slam of Darts (HD) 10.00 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 10.30 LIVE One-Day International Cricket Pakistan v England: Coverage of the first match in the four-game series, held at the Sheikh Zayed Stadium in Abu Dhabi. (HD) 7.30pm Cricket’s Greatest A profile of Wasim Akram. (HD) 8.00 Cricket’s Greatest Ian Botham. (HD) 8.30 Cricket’s Greatest Imran Khan. (HD) 9.00 One-Day International Cricket Pakistan v England: Action from the first match in the four-game one-day series. (HD) 10.00 Cricket’s Greatest Ian Botham. (HD) 10.30 Cricket’s Greatest Imran Khan. (HD) 11.00 One-Day International Cricket As shown at 9.00pm. (HD) 12.00m’t Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 1.00am One-Day International Cricket (HD) 2.00 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 3.00 One-Day International Cricket (HD) 4.00 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 5.00 Legends of Cricket (HD) 5.30-6.00am Cricket’s Greatest (HD)

6.00am The Sky Sports Years (HD) 8.00 Game Changers (HD) 8.30 MLS Round-Up Show (HD) 9.00 The Sky Sports Years (HD) 11.00 Racing News (HD) 11.30 Sporting Greats 1.00pm The Sky Sports Years A look at Sky’s coverage in 2000. (HD) 2.00 The Sky Sports Years A look at Sky’s coverage in 2001. (HD) 3.00 MLS Round-Up Show The latest round of ﬁxtures. (HD) 3.30 La Liga World (HD) 4.00 LIVE Ram Slam T20 Cricket Chevrolet Knights v Nashua Cape Cobras: Coverage of the T20 clash from Diamond Oval in Kimberley. (HD) 7.15 Cricket Fillers 8.00 MLS Round-Up Show The latest round of ﬁxtures. (HD) 8.30 La Liga World Action from Spain. (HD) 9.00 Watersports World Aquatic activities. (HD) 10.00 Ram Slam T20 Cricket Chevrolet Knights v Nashua Cape Cobras. (HD) 1.15am Cricket Fillers 2.00 Football Gold (HD) 3.00 Sports Unlimited (HD) 4.00 Max Power (HD) 5.00-6.00am Watersports World (HD)

6.00am PGA Tour Classic (HD) 7.00 Ladies European Tour Golf (HD) 8.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf (HD) 10.00 Golﬁng World (HD) 10.30 Racemax (HD) 11.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf (HD) 1.00pm Ladies European Tour Golf (HD) 2.00 Golﬁng World (HD) 2.30 Racemax (HD) 3.00 Sports Unlimited Offbeat activities. (HD) 4.00 WWE Main Event Wrestling action. (HD) 5.00 WWE – Experience The latest from Raw. (HD) 6.00 Inside the PGA Tour Golf update. (HD) 6.30 European Tour Weekly Highlights. (HD) 7.00 Fishing Gurus (HD) 8.00 Champions Tour Golf The Charles Schwab Cup Championship. (HD) 9.00 Inside the PGA Tour Golf update. (HD) 9.30 European Tour Weekly Highlights. (HD) 10.00 WWE – Late Night – Raw (HD) 12.00m’t Fishing Gurus (HD) 1.00am Champions Tour Golf (HD) 2.00 Inside the PGA Tour (HD) 2.30 European Tour Weekly (HD) 3.006.00am LIVE European Tour Golf: The BMW Masters: Day one from Shanghai, China. (HD)

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Sky Sports Today Sports news. (HD) 2.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers Northern Ireland v Greece: Action from the Group F clash at Windsor Park. (HD) 4.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers Republic of Ireland v Germany: The Group D encounter at the Aviva Stadium. (HD) 6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD) 7.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers Scotland v Poland: Action from the Group D match held at Hampden Park. (HD) 9.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers England v Estonia: Highlights of the Group E encounter at Wembley Stadium. (HD) 9.30 Euro 2016 Qualifiers BosniaHerzegovina v Wales: Action from the Group B fixture at the Stadion Bilino Polje in Zenica. 11.30 Euro 2016 Qualifiers England v Switzerland: Highlights of the Group E clash at Wembley Stadium. (HD) 12.00m’t Max Power (HD) 1.00am Watersports World (HD) 2.00-6.00am Euro 2016 Qualifiers (HD)

7.30am Davis Cup Tennis (HD) 8.30 Tennis: Fed Cup (HD) 10.30 Davis Cup Tennis (HD) 11.30 Horse Racing 11.45 Triathlon (HD) 12.15pm Athletics: World Championships Action from the third day. (HD) 2.15 Athletics: World Championships Action from day four. (HD) 4.15 Athletics: World Championships Action from day ﬁve. (HD) 6.15 Triathlon The Ben Nevis Braveheart. (HD) 6.45 LIVE UEFA Women’s Champions League Chelsea v VfL Wolfsburg: The last-16 ﬁrst-leg tie from Wheatsheaf Park. Kick-off is at 7.00. (HD) 9.00 Wednesday Selection 9.05 Equestrian 9.30 Show Jumping: FEI World Cup (HD) 9.40 Riders Club 9.45 World Golf Championship The HSBC Champions. (HD) 10.45 Golf Club 10.50 Lucia’s Selection 10.55 Yacht Club 11.00 Wednesday Selection 11.10 UEFA Women’s Champions League (HD) 12.101.10am Superbikes: MotoAmerica (HD)

6.15am EuroCup Basketball (HD) 7.30 WATTS 7.45 FIFA Under-17s World Cup Football (HD) 9.15 Motorsport: Formula E 9.45 EuroCup Basketball: Double bill. (HD) 12.15pm Australian Open Tennis A look back at the 2015 tournament at Melbourne Park. (HD) 1.15 International T20 Cricket Sri Lanka v West Indies: Highlights of the concluding game in a two-match T20 series, held at the R Premadasa Stadium, Colombo. (HD) 4.45 GT Academy 2015: Back to Basics (HD) 5.00 Motorcycling Highlights from the Billown circuit on the Isle of Man. (HD) 6.00 The EuroLeague Basketball Show Highlights from the Euroleague season. (HD) 6.30 Athletics: World Championships Action from the third day’s events at the Bird’s Nest Stadium in Beijing. (HD) 8.30 Athletics: World Championships Action from day four. (HD) 10.30 Athletics: World Championships Action from day ﬁve. (HD) 12.30-6.15am Eurosport News: Stories from the world of sport. (HD)

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6.00am The Ultimate Fishing Show (HD) 6.30 Football Tonight (HD) 7.00 Fletch & Sav – The Best Bits (HD) 7.30 Global Goals (HD) 8.00 Game of the Week (HD) 8.30 Serie A Review (HD) 9.00 LIVE MotoGP: Pre-season Testing: Session three from Valencia. (HD) 12.00noon WRC Magazine (HD) 12.30pm World of Football (HD) 1.00 LIVE MotoGP: Pre-season Testing Session four. (HD) 4.00 Celtics Bucks (HD) 6.00 Last Week, This Week Recent action. (HD) 6.30 Barclays Premier League World (HD) 7.00 Football’s Cult Heroes (HD) 7.30 NBA Inside Stuff (HD) 8.00 Rugby Tonight (HD) 9.30 FA Cup Highlights (HD) 10.00 Barclays Premier League World (HD) 10.30 Warren Miller’s Storm (HD) 12.30am NBA Countdown (HD) 1.00 LIVE Clippers Mavericks: NBA coverage. Tip-off is at 1.00. (HD) 3.30-6.00am LIVE Spurs Trail Blazers: NBA coverage. Tip-off is at 3.30. (HD)

6.00am Boxing Tonight (HD) 7.00 FA Cup Highlights (HD) 7.30 PSA Squash Highlights (HD) 8.30 Ross County v Celtic (HD) 9.30 Cruzeiro v Sao Paulo (HD) 11.00 Football Classics: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm FA Cup Highlights First-round action. (HD) 1.30 Rugby Tonight (HD) 3.00 The Ultimate Fishing Show Fishing series. (HD) 3.30 Spirit of Yachting (HD) 4.00 FA Cup: FC United v Chesterfield (HD) 5.30 Game of the Week Recent action. (HD) 6.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine (HD) 6.30 PSA Squash Highlights The Qatar Classic. (HD) 7.30 Irish Rally Review The Mayo Forest Rally. (HD) 8.00 MotoGP Highlights Action from the MotoGP race at the Circuit Ricardo Tormo in Valencia. (HD) 9.00 UFC Embedded (HD) 10.00 UFC: Belfort v Henderson III Vitor Belfort v Dan Henderson. (HD) 1.00am LIVE College Football: College Football action. (HD) 4.00 UFC – The Ultimate Fighter (HD) 5.00 Irish Rally Review (HD) 5.30-6.00am Last Week, This Week (HD)

LIVE SPORT ON OTHER CHANNELS TODAY 82 TV&Satellite Week

12.15pm LIVE Raceday At The Races Coverage of today’s meetings from Dundalk. 12.45pm LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions ITV4 Coverage of the opening session

6.00am Calgary BC 6.00am Serie A Review (HD) (HD) 8.30 Pardon the 6.30 UEFA Champions Interruption (HD) 9.00 League Magazine (HD) Around the Horn (HD) 7.00 Angers v Rennes (HD) 9.30 College Football 8.30 Paris Saint-Germain Live (HD) 10.00 NBA v Toulouse (HD) 9.30 Tonight (HD) 10.30 Lille v Bastia (HD) 10.30 College Football (HD) Marseille v Nice (HD) 12.00noon Bordeaux v 1.30pm Pardon the Monaco (HD) 1.30pm Lyon Interruption (HD) v Saint-Etienne (HD) 3.00 2.00 Around the Horn Basel v Grasshopper (HD) Sports debate. (HD) 4.30 Arouca v Sporting 2.30 NBA Tonight (HD) (HD) 6.00 Bundesliga 3.00 College Football (HD) Review (HD) 7.00 Game 6.00 Pardon the of the Week (HD) 7.30 Interruption (HD) Serie A Review (HD) 8.00 6.30 Last Week, This UEFA Champions League Week Recent action. (HD) Magazine (HD) 8.30 7.00 ESPN FC (HD) European Football Show 7.30 College Football Highlights (HD) 10.30 Playoff: Top 25 Last Week, This Week Discussion on the NCAA (HD) 11.00 Fletch & Sav College Football rankings. – The Best Bits (HD) 8.00 World Series of 11.30 Football Tonight (HD) Poker The best action 12.00m’t Serie A Review from the World Series of (HD) 12.30am French Poker main event. (HD) Ligue 1 Review (HD) 11.00 NBA Tonight (HD) 1.30 Bundesliga Review 11.30 College Football Live (HD) 2.30 Last Week, News and action. (HD) This Week (HD) 3.00 UEFA Champions League 12.00m’t MLB Special (HD) Magazine (HD) 3.30 1.00am LIVE College Game of the Week (HD) Football: Action from 4.00 Serie A Review College Football. (HD) (HD) 4.30 World of 4.00 Last Week, This Football (HD) 5.00 Fletch Week (HD) 4.30 NHRA & Sav – The Best Bits Sportsman Series (HD) (HD) 5.30-6.00am 5.30-6.00am College Football Tonight (HD) Football Live (HD) on day two from the Ricoh Arena in Coventry, featuring the Group One semi-finals. 1.00pm LIVE Bowls: Scottish International BBC2 Scot Dougie Vipond presents coverage of day

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6.00am Race of Remembrance Highlights 8.35 Best of Crash 9.00 UK Top Sportsman Drag Racing 10.05 Unlimited National Banger Championship of the World 11.05 French Drift Championship 11.35 TCR Asia Series 12.10pm UK Top Sportsman Drag Racing Highlights of SKY 407 VIRGIN 517 the Back With Mods Show. HD 407/451 HD 507 1.10 V8 Utes Round six from Bathurst in Australia. 6.00am-1.00pm The Home 2.15 V8 Supercars of Formula One 1.00pm Highlights Highlights of Formula 1: The Italian the ITM 500 Auckland. Grand Prix. (HD) 2.00 5.20 Inside Grand Prix Formula 1: The Singapore A look ahead to the Grand Prix. (HD) 3.00 Brazilian Grand Prix. Architects of F1: A profile 5.50 British Truck Racing of Gordon Murray. (HD) Championship Round 4.00 Legends of F1: seven from Pembrey. A profile of Tony Brooks. 7.25 British Cross Country (HD) 5.00 Formula 1: Championship Action The Japanese Grand Prix. from Walters Arena. (HD) 6.00 Formula 1: 8.30 Special Stage Extra The Russian Grand Prix. 9.00 Ferrari Challenge (HD) 7.00 Formula 1: The Europa The Trofeo Pirelli United States Grand Prix. race from Mugello. (HD) 8.00 Formula 1: The Mexico Grand Prix. (HD) 10.35 Ferrari Challenge Europa The Coppa Shell 9.00 F1 Classic Races: The race from Mugello. 1994 British Grand Prix. (HD) 9.45 Formula 1: The 12.10am Inside Grand Prix United States Grand Prix. 12.40 FIM MX2 World (HD) 12.00m’t Legends Championship 4.356.00am British Truck of F1 (HD) 1.00-6.00am Racing Championship The Home of Formula One

three from the Dewar’s Centre in Perth, featuring matches from the second round. 6.45pm LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions ITV4 Further coverage of day two at

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the Ricoh Arena in Coventry, featuring the Group One final, as the players compete for a place in the last four. 8.00pm LIVE Stateside At The Races Coverage from America.

LIVE Pakistan v England Sky Sports 2 HD 10.30am

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Thursday Entertainment

12 November

Evening Planner

Crime drama

Documentary

NEW

Tom Jones & Rob Brydon: The Last Panthers Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm/ One Big Night

How Straight Am I? Tyger Takes On

Unforgotten Father Robert’s revelations reverberate, mainly for his daughter, as the team tries to wrap up the case in the series finale

ITV HD, 9pm/ITV+1, 10pm

BBC1 HD, 8pm

Sky Atlantic+1, 10pm

BBC3 HD, 9pm

The singer looks back at his career and performs with artists including The Shires

A Parisian cop gets entangled in Europe’s underbelly in a chic ensemble drama

Tyger Drew-Honey explores issues of 21st-century sexual experimentation

Entertainment

Favourites

SKY EVENING TIME

7.00PM

7.30PM 7.30 EastEnders

Documentary Lifestyle

9.00PM

9.30PM

10.00PM

10.30PM

9.30 Mrs Brown’s… † 10.00 News; Local News 10.35 Question… 10.00 Russell… 10.30 Newsnight †

7.00 The One Show

102 BBC2 103 ITV

7.00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Property – The… 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Paul O’Grady…

9.00 The Last Kingdom 9.00 Unforgotten

104 CHANNEL 4

7.00 News; Local News

8.00 Tom Jones & Rob Brydon: One Big Night

9.00 Kitchen Impossible with Michel Roux Jr 10.00 First Dates

8.00 Amazing Spaces: Floating Homes

10.00 News; Local News

105 CHANNEL 5

7.00 Secrets of Great British Castles

8.00 Shark Attack: Feeding Frenzy

9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the UK

10.00 Film: Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

106 SKY1

7.00 The Simpsons

8.00 Supergirl

9.00 Bring the Noise

10.00 Trollied

10.30 After Hours

115 BBC3

7.00 Top Gear

8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride

9.00 How Straight Am I? Tyger Takes On

10.00 EastEnders

10.30 Rent a Cop

118 ITV2

7.00 The Xtra Factor

8.00 Two and a Half Men

9.00 Scorpion

10.00 Celebrity Juice

116 BBC4

7.00 News

7.30 The Sky at Night… 8.00 Digging for Britain

9.00 Natural World: Tiger Island

10.00 Detectorists

136 E4

7.00 Hollyoaks

7.30 2 Broke Girls

9.00 Drifters

10.00 Rude Tube

8.00 The Big Bang Theory

107 SKY LIVING

7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia

8.00 CSI

108 SKY ATLANTIC

7.00 Cold Case

8.00 Blue Bloods 7.20 Keeping Up…

110 GOLD

8.00 The Vicar of Dibley

9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys

119 ITV3

6.55 Murder, She Wrote

120 ITV4

6.45 Snooker: Champion of Champions – Live: Further coverage of day three from the Ricoh Arena, Coventry

6.50 Great Canal Journeys

113 UNIVERSAL

7.00 NCIS

520 DISCOVERY

7.00 Wheeler Dealers

10.00 Last Week Tonight… 10.35 Amy… 9.40 The Royle Family

8.30 Storage Hunters… 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You

7.55 Rosemary & Thyme

9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans

10.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys

10.00 Mock the Week 10.00 Law & Order: UK

8.00 Friends

9.00 Film: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

8.00 Haven

9.00 Film: Daylight

7.55 Grand Designs

10.00 24 Hours in A&E 9.00 Sleepy Hollow

523 ANIMAL PLANET 7.00 Alaskan Bush People 7.00 Air Crash Investigation 526 NAT GEO

10.30 Brian Pern: A…

10.00 Criminal Minds

7.00 Storage Hunters… 7.30 The Money Pit

138 MORE4

9.30 New Girl

9.00 The Last Panthers

111 DAVE

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

8.00 Gold Rush

9.00 Naked and Afraid

10.00 Rebel Gold

8.00 The Zoo

9.00 Give Me Shelter

10.00 Monsters Inside Me

8.00 Yukon Gold

529 HISTORY

7.00 Storage Wars

8.00 Shipping Wars

537 YESTERDAY

7.00 The True Story of Mary Celeste

8.00 Secrets of Britain

8.30 Pawn Stars

9.00 Wicked Tuna: North v South

10.00 Ice Road Rescue

9.00 Counting Cars

10.00 Ice Road Truckers

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are?

10.00 Pompeii: The Mystery of the People…

240 HOME & HEALTH 7.00 MasterChef Australia

8.00 Extreme Couponing

9.00 Four Weddings Canada

10.00 Bizarre ER

196 HOME

155 REALLY

7.00 Return to River Cottage 7.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 7.00 Escape to the Country

8.00 Bargain Hunt 8.00 The Supersizers Eat 8.00 My Ghost Story

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 9.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 9.00 Ghost Adventures

10.00 The Home Show 10.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 10.00 Paranormal Witness

301 SKY PREMIERE

6.15 Jingle All the Way 2

8.00 American Sniper 8.00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier

133 GOOD FOOD

310 SKY SHOWCASE 5.50 Jaws 5.20 Gladiator 304 SKY GREATS

Films

8.30PM

101 BBC1

112 COMEDY CENTRAL 7.00 Impractical Jokers 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 114 SYFY

Sport

8.00PM

Thursday

NEW

Crime drama

305 SKY DISNEY

7.00 The Lion King

306 SKY FAMILY

5.40 National Treasure

307 SKY ACTION

7.00 Predator

308 SKY COMEDY

6.00 The Longest Yard

309 SKY CRIME

7.00 The Recruit

10.15 Wild 10.20 Ouija

8.00 Days of Thunder

10.00 Face/Off 8.40 Tron: Legacy

8.00 Muppets Most Wanted

10.00 The Adventurer: The Curse of the… 9.00 Armageddon

8.00 Bad Neighbours

9.40 The Other Woman 9.00 The Drop

303 SKY CHRISTMAS 6.25 Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups 7.00 Transcendence 311 SKY SCI-FI

8.00 Bad Santa

312 SKY SELECT

5.40 Fury

8.00 Unbroken

315 FILM4

6.45 Runaway Bride

317 TCM

6.15 Sierra Passage

402 SKY SPORTS 1

7.00 Grand Slam of Darts – Live: The sixth day’s play at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall

403 SKY SPORTS 2

7.00 European Rugby Challenge Cup – Live: Harlequins v Montpellier: From the Stoop (Kick-off 7.45)

404 SKY SPORTS 3

7.10 Football’s…

9.45 The Best Man Holiday 9.00 The Maze Runner 10.20 Empire of the Sun 9.00 Iron Man 2

7.45 Badman’s Country

9.00 Ghost Ship

7.40 Euro 2016 Qualifiers – Live: Norway v Hungary (Kick-off 7.45)

10.00 The World…

10.30 Barclays…

9.40 Football… 10.00 NFL Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals

405 SKY SPORTS 4

6.00 PGA Tour Golf – Live: Day one of the OHL Classic at Mayakoba

9.00 LPGA Tour Golf – Live: The opening day of the Lorena Ochoa Invitational

410 EUROSPORT

7.00 Athletics: World Championships

9.00 Cycling

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SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 F’VIEW 1 F’SAT 101 HD 141 HD 108 HD 101 HD 108

SKY 102 VIRG 102 F’VIEW 2 F’SAT 102 HD 102/142 HD 162 HD 102 HD 109

SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 F’VIEW 3 F’SAT 103 HD 103 HD 119 HD 113 HD 178

SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 F’VIEW 4 F’SAT 104 HD 142 HD 227 HD 104 HD 126

6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 The Wanted (S)(HD)(AD) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 The Housing Enforcers (S)(HD) 11.30 Neighbourhood Blues A legal-high user causes concerns. (S)(HD) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt From Epsom Downs Racecourse in Surrey. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local News (S) 1.45 Doctors Sid backs away from confronting a problem. (S)(HD) (AD) 2.15 The Edge (S)(HD) 3.00 Escape to the Country A property search in Wiltshire. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.45 My Life on a Plate Michael Buerk’s culinary memories. (S)(HD)(AD) 4.30 Flog It! Valuing antiques at Haddon Hall in Derbyshire. (S)(R)(HD) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(HD) 6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 6.30 Local News (S)

6.15am My Life on a Plate (S)(R)(HD) (AD) 7.00 The Edge (S)(R)(HD) 7.45 Junior Bake Off (S)(HD) 8.15 Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off – Masterclass (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire News. (S)(HD) 11.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 12.00noon FILM Advise and Consent Political drama. (S)(HD) (1962, b/w, PG, 135min) ★★★★ 2.15pm The Box (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.45 The Great British Bake Off The bakers’ patisserie skills. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.45 Wild Brazil (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.45 The Wonder of Animals Examining the anatomy, physiology and senses of bats. (S)(HD)(AD) 5.15 Antiques Roadshow From the University of Birmingham. (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (S)(HD) 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two With Zoe Ball. (S)(HD)

6.00am Good Morning Britain (S)(HD) 8.30 Lorraine Guests include drag star and gay rights activist Panti Bliss. (S)(HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (S)(HD) 10.30 This Morning (S)(HD) 12.30pm Loose Women Topical debate from a female perspective. (S)(HD) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 Local News (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Criminal barrister Robert Rinder takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(HD) 3.00 Pick Me! Game show featuring lively, loud and energetic players. (S)(HD) 4.00 Tipping Point Game show hosted by Ben Shephard. (S) 5.00 The Chase General knowledge quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S)(HD) 6.00 Local News (S) 6.30 ITV News (S)

6.00am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 7.359.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 9.00-10.30 Frasier (S)(R) 10.30am-12.00noon Come Dine with Me From Merseyside. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon News (S)(HD) 12.05pm Come Dine with Me (S)(R)(HD) 12.35 Come Dine with Me (S)(R)(HD) 1.10 Benchmark (S)(HD) 2.10 Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 4.00 Homes by the Sea (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.00 Four in a Bed The final visit is to the Fritton Arms in Norfolk. (S)(HD) 5.30 Come Dine with Me A fridge salesman serves up a Spanish menu in Peterborough. (S)(HD) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 6.30 Hollyoaks Jason asks Holly to get the gun in Rick’s grave. (S)(HD)(AD)

Mrs Brown’s Boys

7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the topical show. (S)(HD)

8.00 NEW Tom Jones & Rob Brydon: One Big Night Rob Brydon hosts a concert tribute to Tom Jones, in which the singer reminisces about his career and performs with James Morrison, Laura Mvula, Evelyn Glennie and The Shires. The evening also includes comedy with David Walliams and Jessica Hynes, and there will be a special mini-episode of The Trip, featuring Steve Coogan. (S)(HD)

9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys

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10.25 Local News (S)

9.00

The Last Kingdom

7.00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 6/7. On the Cesme Peninsula, Rick enjoys creamy Armola cheese matured in goat’s skins and a Turkish breakfast. He also cooks the iconic dish Sultan’s Delight. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 3/21. Six chefs battle it out in the quarter-ﬁnal, demonstrating a dish of their own invention, before going on to prepare two courses for a panel of food critics. (S)(HD)

9.00 The Last Kingdom 4/8. Uhtred’s relationship with Alfred hits a new low when the king invites the young warrior to peace talks, only to use him as a pawn, and he ends up being held hostage by the Danes. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 4/9. The comedian’s weekly perspective on the news. (S)(HD) 10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD)

10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs the debate from Stoke-on-Trent. (S)(HD)

11.35 World’s Worst Place to Be a Woman? Stacey Dooley Investigates SERIES FINALE 2/2. Stacey travels to the Central American republic of Honduras, a country with one of the highest murder rates for young females in the world. (S)(HD)(AD) 12.35am Holiday Weatherview (S)(HD) 12.40-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

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11.10 Weather (S)(HD) 11.15 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You 2/4. Exploring the effects of the Industrial Revolution in Britain. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.15-2.30am Sign Zone: How Hackers Steal Your ID – Panorama (S)(R)(HD) 12.45 The Celts: Blood, Iron and Sacrifice with Alice Roberts and Neil Oliver (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.45 Doctor Who (Series 9) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.30-6.15am Previews (S)(HD)

7.00

Emmerdale

7.00 Emmerdale

10.00 First Dates

7.00 News (S)(HD)

Ashley’s memory fails him once again. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

7.30 Property – The True Cost: Tonight Jonathan Maitland investigates Britain’s housing shortage. (S)(HD)

8.00 Emmerdale Aaron receives some muchneeded good news. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2

8.30 Paul O’Grady: For the Love of Dogs 5/8. A Great Dane puppy needs an operation on its leg. (S)(HD)

9.00 Unforgotten SERIES FINALE 6/6. Father Robert’s revelations prove to have lasting repercussions, Bella and Josh deliberate over the best way to deal with their father, and the search for Lizzie continues. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 ITV News (S)

10.30 Local News (S) 10.40 The Cube TV presenter Melanie Sykes and Diversity star Ashley Banjo each tackle up to seven seemingly simple challenges, aiming to win £250,000 for charity. (S)(R)(HD) 11.40 Birds of a Feather Tracey is released from prison. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Property – The True Cost: Tonight As shown at 7.30pm. (S)(R)(HD) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show Lively talk show. (S)(SL)(R)(HD)

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VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 114 33 112

7.55 Rory Peck Awards 2015 SERIES FINALE 4/4. Film-maker Yahya Hassouna, who documented a summer of conﬂict in Gaza. (S)(HD)

8.00 NEW Amazing Spaces: Floating Homes George Clarke follows designer friend Max McMurdo as he builds his own ﬂoating home in a 40ft shipping container, mooring it in a local marina to begin a new life on the water. (S)(HD)(AD)

9.00 Kitchen Impossible with Michel Roux Jr 3/4. The trainees are sent on placements across London. Sam is keen to redeem himself after his mistake, while self-confessed drama queen Annalie faces the demands of a four-star hotel. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 First Dates Bisexual nanny Jo, who has only ever had relationships with men, embarks on her ﬁrst date with a woman, while Dean’s dream of dating a redhead looks set to become true. With maître d’ Fred Sirieix. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow 11.05 Gogglebox (S)(R) 12.05am SAS: Who Dares Wins (S)(R)(HD) 1.05 Embarrassing Bodies (S)(R) 2.00 Aldi’s Supermarket Secrets: Dispatches (S) (R)(HD)(AD) 2.30 Four Rooms (S)(HD) 3.25 Location, Location, Location (S) (SL)(R) 4.20 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (S)(R)(HD) 4.40 Deal or No Deal: Double Trouble – Siblings Specials (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.30-6.00am 1001 Things You Should Know (S)(R)(HD)

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12 November CHANNEL 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 F’VIEW HD 150 5

HD 105/171

F’SAT 105

SKY 106 VIRGIN 110 HD 106/217 HD 109

6.00am The Dog Whisperer (AD) 7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R)(AD) 9.00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles Traitor: 9/24. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 Ua Hopu (Caught): 22/23. (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 Ua Hala (Death in the Family): 23/23. Vince Fryer is shot. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 5.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 6.30 The Simpsons (S)

LOCAL VARIATIONS BBC1 SCOTLAND

Sky 951, Virgin 862, Freesat 960

No variations

N. IRELAND

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957

9.30-10.00pm Children in Need: Changing Lives in Northern Ireland 10.35 The View 11.15 Question Time 12.15am World’s Worst Place to Be a Woman? Stacey Dooley Investigates 1.15-6.00am BBC News

WALES

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964

9.00

Ben Fogle: New Lives in the UK

7.00 Secrets of Great British Castles Dan Jones explores the history of Warwick Castle, which was established by William the Conqueror in 1068 and transformed into a stone fortress two centuries later. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

2/3. The story of a series of unusually aggressive shark attacks along Florida’s mid-Atlantic coast in 2012, which led experts to draw some surprising conclusions. (S)

9.00 NEW SERIES Ben Fogle: New Lives in the UK 1/5. Ben meets people who have escaped the rat race for a more rewarding life elsewhere in the UK, beginning with a London family who moved to Devon. (S)(HD)

10.00 FILM Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Adventure starring Kevin Costner. Robin Hood forms a band of outlaws to exact revenge on the tyrannical Sheriff of Nottingham. With Alan Rickman, Morgan Freeman, Christian Slater and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (S) (HD) (1991, PG, 165min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●●

12.45am SuperCasino 3.10 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 4.25 HouseBusters (S)(SL)(R) 4.45-6.00am House Doctor Triple bill. (S)(SL)(R)

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7.00 The Simpsons Yellow Subterfuge: Principal Skinner introduces an incentive to make pupils behave. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 White Christmas Blues: Springﬁeld is inundated with Christmas tourists. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 Supergirl NEW EPISODE Fight Or Flight: 3/8. The superhero’s powers are put to the test when Reactron, one of her cousin Superman’s most formidable enemies, shows up in National City. (S)

9.00 Bring the Noise NEW EDITION 4/8. Kaiser Chiefs frontman Ricky Wilson hosts the comedy quiz, with team captains Nicole Scherzinger and Tinie Tempah joined by celebrity guests and comedians. (S)

10.00 Trollied 2/8. Gavin sends a team of spies into new rival supermarket Lauda. (Series 5) (R)(AD)

10.30 After Hours 2/6. Ollie and Lauren offer Willow a chance to win back ex-girlfriend Jasmine. (S)(R)(AD) 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles SEAL Hunter: 6/24. Sam is arrested for murder. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m’t Hawaii Five-0 Ka Ho’oponopono (The Fix): 13/23. (S)(R)(HD) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 Pu’olo (The Package): 14/23. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Legends (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize (R)(HD) 4.00 Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 4.30 Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 5.00-6.00am UK Border Force (S)(R)(AD)

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SKY 115 VIR106 F’VIEW 7 F’SAT147 HD 115/210 HD163 HD 105 HD 106

SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT148 HD 116/211 HD164 HD 106 HD 107

7.00pm Top Gear Michael Sheen is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (HD)

8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride A woman from Liverpool hopes to give her ﬁancée the ceremony of her dreams, but struggles to set aside her tomboy tendencies.

explores issues that affect young adults, beginning with a look at sexuality. (HD)(AD)

BBC2

10.30 Rent a Cop NEW

As shown on BBC1. (HD)(AD)

12.00noon Politics Scotland 12.30pm The Wonder of Animals 1.00-5.15 LIVE Bowls: Scottish International 10.30 Scotland 2015 11.00 Newsnight 11.40 Weather 11.45 Bowls: Scottish International Highlights 12.45am Sign Zone: How Hackers Steal Your ID – Panorama 1.15 The Celts: Blood, Iron and Sacrifice with Alice Roberts and Neil Oliver 2.15 Doctor Who 3.00-6.15am Previews

EDITION 3/8. The team escorts a group of drag queens on a Bank Holiday pub crawl in Leeds, testing apprentice Pembow’s professional discipline when things get too lively. (HD) 11.00 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! (HD) 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Rent a Cop (HD) 1.00 How Straight Am I? Tyger Takes On (HD)(AD) 2.00 Together (HD) 2.30 The Fear (HD) 3.00-4.00am How Straight Am I? Tyger Takes On (SL)(AD)

11.10pm Party Political Broadcast 11.15 Top Coppers 11.45pm-12.15am Sign Zone: See Hear

WALES Sky 971, Freesat 971 7.00pm Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands 7.30-8.00pm Cardigan Bay Coastal Lives

ITV No variations

S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Cefn Gwlad 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Twm Morys: Ofn Cerdd Dant 3.30 Stori Pel-Droed Cymru 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Rygbi Pawb 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Rygbi Pawb 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Rhestr Gyda Huw Stephens 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Ar y Dibyn 10.30 Ralïo+ – Rali Cymru GB 11.00 Y Lle 12.05-6.00am Y Dydd yn y Cynulliad

of discovering a planet similar to Earth. (HD)

8.00 Digging for Britain 3/3. Archaeological digs in the north of Britain. (HD)

to save Sumatra’s tigers.

10.00 Detectorists NEW EPISODE 3/6. Russell and Hugh embark on their mission to recover the mayor’s chain of ofﬁce and Becky and Lance have things to tell Andy. (Series 2) (HD)(AD)

10.30 Brian Pern: A Life In Rock 3/3. Brian makes a record in aid of bipolar polar bears. (Series 2) (HD)(AD) 11.00 Sean Connery: In His Own Words (HD) 12.00m’t Full Throttle: The Glory Days of British Motorbikes (HD) 1.00am Detectorists (HD)(AD) 1.30 Brian Pern: A Life In Rock (HD) (AD) 2.00 Sean Connery: In His Own Words (HD) 3.00-4.00am Timeshift: The Smoking Years

ITV2

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122

6.00am You’ve Been Framed! 6.20 Psych (HD) 7.05 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 7.35 Coronation Street (HD)(AD) 8.05 Dinner Date (HD) 9.05 Psych (HD) 10.05 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (HD) 12.10pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 12.40 Coronation Street (HD) (AD) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date (HD) 2.40-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Judge Rinder (HD)

N. IRELAND

Sky 972, Freesat 969

The day’s leading stories. (HD)

7.30 The Sky at Night: Second Earth The chances

9.00 NEW SERIES How Straight Am I? Tyger Takes 9.00 Natural World: Tiger Island An ambitious scheme On 1/2. Tyger Drew-Honey

10.00 EastEnders

SCOTLAND

7.00pm World News Today

7.00 The Xtra Factor NEW EDITION Melvin Odoom and Rochelle Humes present all the backstage gossip. (HD)

8.00 Two and a Half Men

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 3/24. (Series 9) (HD)(AD) 8.30 NEW EPISODE 4/24. Penny and Leonard announce that they are moving in together. (Series 9) (AD)

4/24. Charlie soon discovers he can’t cope by himself. (HD) 8.30 5/24. Charlie attends 9.00 Drifters NEW EPISODE one of nephew Jake’s soccer 4/6. Bunny thinks she has games. (Series 1) (HD) found a way into the world of 9.00 NEW SERIES Scorpion the theatre. (Series 3) (HD) Satellite of Love: Return of the military drama starring Elyes Gabel. A nuclear-powered satellite is knocked out of orbit. (Series 2) (HD)(AD)

10.00 Celebrity Juice NEW EDITION Keith Lemon hosts the comedy quiz. (HD) 10.50 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show: Double bill. (HD) 11.50 Two and a Half Men (HD) 12.40am The Job Lot (HD) 1.05 Viral Tap (HD) 1.40 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (HD) 2.05-2.30am Animal Practice (HD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

Twitter.com/TVSatelliteWeek

8.00 Shark Attack: Feeding Frenzy

8.00 Supergirl

BBC4

No variations

Sky 970, Freesat 970

NEW

BBC3

Thursday

6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.10 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 12.10pm News (S)(HD) 12.15 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 1.15 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 1.45 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 2.20 NCIS Bikini Wax: 18/23. A petty officer is found dead backstage at a beauty pageant. (Series 2) (S)(R) 3.15 When Calls the Heart Second Chances/Perils of the Soloists: 7&8/12. Elizabeth seeks Jack’s help with a pupil. (Series 1) (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 News (S)(HD) 5.30 Neighbours Kyle realises that a potential relationship with Amy might be too serious. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.00 Home and Away Evie and Tank share their first kiss. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 News (S)(HD)

SKY1

Thursday

9.30 New Girl SERIES FINALE 22/22. Jess and Nick argue over a mug, while Coach debates with his friends what he should take to New York. (Series 4) (HD)(AD)

10.00 Rude Tube (HD) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) (AD) 12.00m’t Empire (AD) 1.00am Rude Tube (HD) 2.00 2 Broke Girls (HD)(AD) 2.25 The New Normal (HD) 3.10 The 100 (HD)(AD) 3.55 Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.40-6.00am Revenge (Series 3) (HD)(AD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 85

Thursday

THURSDAY SKY LIVING

SKY ATLANTIC

SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 HD 111 HD 107/221

SKY 108 HD 108/222

6.00am Border Security USA 7.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Chopper Squad (HD) 9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00 UK Border Force (HD) 11.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA NEW EDITION (HD) 12.00noon Chicago Fire (Series 2) (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds: Double bill. (Series 3) (HD) 3.00 CSI: Double bill of the drama. (Series 3) (HD) 5.00 Wild Vets 6.00 Nothing to Declare

6.00-8.00am Seinfeld (HD) 8.00 Stargate Atlantis (HD) 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 10.00 The West Wing (HD) 11.00 Cold Case (HD) 12.00noon Without a Trace (HD) 1.00pm Blue Bloods (HD) 2.00 Stargate Atlantis (HD) 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise (Series 4) (HD) 4.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies (HD) 5.00 The West Wing (HD) 6.00 Without a Trace (HD)

5.00

Wild Vets

9.00

The Last Panthers

8.00 CSI Angle of Attack: 11/18. The team investigates a suspected hit-and-run, but they think it could be a suicide. (Series 15) (HD)

7.00 Cold Case Churchgoing People: 4/23. A widow begins to experience ﬂashbacks of the night her husband was killed. (Series 1) (HD) 8.00 Blue Bloods Nightmares: 7/23. Danny’s investigation of a murder leads him into the world of voodoo. (Series 3) (HD)

9.00 Under a Cloud: 7/22. Sara discovers a bomb in the bag of a man who was found barely alive in a storm drain. (Series 14) (HD)

9.00 NEW SERIES The Last Panthers 1/6. International drama starring Samantha Morton and John Hurt. See feature, page12 (HD)

9 PM

10 PM

7.05am Bewitched 7.35 ’Allo ’Allo! 9.00-11.00 Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill of the sitcom. 11.00 Cheers 11.30 Bewitched 12.00noon My Family 12.40pm The Green Green Grass 1.20 Keeping Up Appearances 2.00 The Brittas Empire 2.40 The Vicar of Dibley: Double bill. 4.00-6.00 Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill. 6.00 My Family 6.40 The Green Green Grass

DAVE

ITV3

ITV4

SKY 111 VIRGIN 128 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.00am Flip Men (HD) 7.20 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green (HD) 8.10 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 9.00 American Pickers (HD) 10.00 Traffic Cops (HD) 11.00 Top Gear: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK: Double bill of the series. (HD) 2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 3.00 American Pickers (HD) 4.00 Top Gear (HD) 5.00 Traffic Cops (HD) 6.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD)

6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.10 George and Mildred 6.35 Heartbeat 7.35 Murder, She Wrote (HD) 8.35 Where the Heart Is 9.35-10.55 Judge Judy 10.55 A Touch of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild at Heart 3.05 Where the Heart Is 4.10 Doctor at Large 4.45 On the Buses 5.15 George and Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat: Speed. 6.55 Murder, She Wrote: Snow White, Blood Red. (HD)

6.00am Gunsmoke 7.05 The Sweeney 8.05 Minder 9.05 Magnum, PI (HD) 10.10 Gunsmoke: Vengeance – Part One. 11.15 The Professionals 12.15pm Storage Wars (HD) 12.45 LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions: The opening session on day three from the Ricoh Arena in Coventry. (HD) 5.15 The Professionals: Fugitive. 6.15 Storage Wars: Jarrod comes under pressure as his shop runs empty. (HD)

NEW 7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia Queenslanders Mal and Bec begin the second leg of the instant restaurant round.

GOLD SKY VIRGIN 110 126

7 PM

Entertainment

9.40

The Royle Family

7.20 Keeping Up Appearances Emmet rehearses a musical production. 8.00 The Vicar of Dibley Festive special from 1996. Geraldine attends three Christmas lunches. Guest stars Mel Giedroyc and Peter Capaldi. 9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys The Browns await the fruits of their fraud after faking Grandad’s death. 9.40 The Royle Family Antony takes a ribbing about his new girlfriend.

7.30

The Money Pit

7.00 Storage Hunters UK Searching for treasures in Alton, Hampshire. (HD) 7.30 The Money Pit NEW EDITION 3/8. Members of the public risk their cash to back budding entrepreneurs. (HD) 8.30 Storage Hunters UK Sean Kelly and the bidders visit Kent. (HD) 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You Jennifer Saunders hosts, with guests Armando Iannucci and Peter Bone MP. (HD)

11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.50am Bones (HD) 3.30 Grey’s Anatomy (HD) 4.20 Criminal Minds (HD) 5.10-6.00am Nothing to Declare

10.00 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HD) 10.35 Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo (HD) 11.50 Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles (HD) 1.00am Curb Your Enthusiasm (HD) 2.10 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer (HD) 3.10 Vegas (HD) 3.35 Curb Your Enthusiasm (HD) 4.10 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 5.05-6.00am David Attenborough’s… (HD)

10.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys 11.05 The Royle Family 11.45 Men Behaving Badly 12.25am French and Saunders 1.05 Cheers 1.35 The Royle Family 2.45 Men Behaving Badly 3.15 French and Saunders 3.45-4.00am Rex the Runt

10.40pm-12.40am Mock the Week: Triple bill. 12.40am Only Connect 2.00 Storage Hunters UK (HD) 3.00-4.00am Suits (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

+1 hour SKY 170

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 127

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 214 129

10.00 Criminal Minds Zugzwang: 12/24. Reid’s love interest is kidnapped. (Series 8) (HD)

REAL LIVES SKY VIRG 172 160 6.00am Fat Families: Second Helpings 7.00 Four Weddings 8.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 11.45 Cooks to Market 12.00noon America’s Next Top Model 1.00pm The Biggest Loser: Australia 2.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 3.15 Cooks to Market 3.30-5.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Four Weddings 6.00 The Steve Wilkos Show 8.00 Nothing to Declare Double bill of the series. 9.00 NY ER Double bill. 10.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Eurotrash 1.30 Sin Cities 2.00 Red Shoe Diaries 2.30 Most Shocking 3.30 Most Haunted Extra 4.00 Date My Mate 5.006.00am Animal Hoarding VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

86 TV&Satellite Week

SKY2 SKY VIRG 129 121 6.00am Andromeda 8.00 Animal House 9.00 Monkey Life 10.00am-12.00noon Nothing to Declare 12.00noon Monkey Life 1.00pm Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 2.00 Border Security USA 3.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 5.00 Monkey Life 6.00 Stargate SG-1 7.00 Stargate SG-1 8.00 A League of Their Own With Chris Ashton. 9.00 Trollied (Series 5) 9.30 After Hours 2/6. Willow is offered a chance to win back Jasmine. 10.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life 11.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime 12.00m’t Road Wars 1.00am Stop, Search, Seize 2.004.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 Road Wars 5.006.00am Farscape

10.00 Mock the Week With guests Ed Byrne and Stewart Francis.

9.00

Paul O’Grady’s…

7.55 Rosemary & Thyme Swords into Ploughshares: An archaeologist posing as Rosemary dies during a dig for Anglo-Saxon artefacts in the grounds of a stately home. 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans The comedian bottle-feeds a giraffe calf, preens a vulture chick and visits Kafue National Park. (HD) 10.00 Law & Order: UK Dependent: 6/6. After the brutal murder of a gay man, Sam and Ronnie try to track down the victim’s son. (Series 7) (HD)

11.00 Wycliffe 12.10-2.00am A Touch of Frost: Conclusions. VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

11.15

The Wicker Man

6.45 LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions Jill Douglas presents coverage of the evening session on day three from the Ricoh Arena, Coventry, featuring the Group Four final, as the players contest another place in the last four. Analysis from Alan McManus and Neil Foulds, and commentary by Clive Everton. (HD)

11.15 FILM The Wicker Man: Cult British horror starring Edward Woodward, Britt Ekland and Christopher Lee. (HD) (1973, 15, 99min) ★★★★★ 1.00-2.50am Ax Men: Double bill. (HD)

F’SAT 116

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 206 175

F’SAT 155

PICK

WATCH

ALIBI

ITV BE

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

SKY 109 VIRG 124 HD 109/245 HD 191

SKY 132 VIRG 130 HD 132/247 HD 200

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Most Haunted 8.00 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry 9.00 The Jerry Springer Show 10.30 60 Minute Makeover 11.30 Motorway Patrol 12.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 2.00 UK Border Force 3.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 4.00 Road Wars 6.00 The Dog Whisperer 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00 Stargate Atlantis 9.00 FILM Bermuda Tentacles Monster thriller starring Linda Hamilton. (2014, 12, 86min) ★★ 10.45 Road Wars 11.15 Nothing to Declare 12.15am Z Nation 1.15 Most Daring 2.10 Sexcetera 3.05 Most Shocking 4.00 Most Haunted 5.00-6.00am Motorway Patrol

6.15am Real Rescues 7.00 Hart of Dixie (HD) 8.00 MasterChef Australia (HD) 9.00 Tipping Point (HD) 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Pointless: Quiz. 12.00noon MasterChef Australia (HD) 1.00pm Tipping Point (HD) 2.00 CSI: NY (HD) 4.00 The Bill 5.00 Pointless 6.00 CSI: NY (Series 2) (HD) 8.00 MasterChef Australia NEW EDITION Culinary challenges. (HD) 9.00 Code Black NEW EPISODE Pre-Existing Conditions: 3/22. The medics deal with a distraught mother. (HD) 10.00 FILM The Matrix Reloaded Sci-fi action thriller sequel. (HD) (2003, 15, 137min) ★★★ 12.45am CSI: NY: Double bill. (Series 2) (HD) 2.253.00am Oddities (HD)

7.10am Diagnosis Murder 9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.10 The Only Way Is (HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: Essex (HD) 10.00 May F.B.Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & the Best House Win (HD) Isles (HD) 1.00pm 11.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Murdoch Mysteries (HD) Minute Makeover (HD) 2.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 12.05pm The Jeremy Kyle 3.00 Rizzoli & Isles: Show USA 1.00 Flipping Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Out (HD) 2.00 The Real Castle: Double bill. (HD) Housewives of Orange 7.00 Father Brown The County (HD) 2.50 Be Bride of Christ: 6/10. The Beautiful (HD) 3.00 The clergyman investigates Millionaire Matchmaker the mysterious deaths of (HD) 4.00 The Real two nuns. (Series 1) (HD) Housewives of Beverly Hills 8.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder (HD) 6.00 Dinner Date Mysteries Murder (HD) 7.00 The Millionaire and Mozzarella: 3/8. Matchmaker (HD) An Italian grandmother in 8.00 Dinner Date (HD) killed in her restaurant 9.00 The Real Housewives kitchen. (Series 3) (HD) of Cheshire (HD) 10.00 9.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) The Real Housewives 10.00 Father Brown (HD) of Melbourne NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 The 11.00 Castle (HD) 1.00am Only Way Is Essex (HD) Murdoch Mysteries 11.50pm-12.45am The (HD) 3.00-4.00am Jeremy Kyle Show USA Republic of Doyle (HD)

6.00am The Encore Hour 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 9.55 The Return of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 10.55 Heartbeat 11.50 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 12.45pm Peak Practice 1.45 Robin of Sherwood 2.40 The Chief 3.35 Heartbeat 4.30 Upstairs, Downstairs 5.35 The Return of Sherlock Holmes (HD) 6.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot: The Lost Mine. (HD) 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Mystery. (HD) 9.00 The Frankenstein Chronicles 1/6. Period crime drama. (HD) 10.00 DCI Banks (HD) 12.05am Band of Gold 1.15 At Home with the Braithwaites 2.15 Whitechapel (HD) 3.05 Kingdom 4.00-6.00am The Encore Hour

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 153 159

VIRG +1 hour SKY 213 125

SKY VIRG +1 hour 226 131

SKY +1 hour 208

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 158

ITV ENCORE SKY 123 HD 123/269

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor

12 November MORE4

SYFY

COMEDY CENTRAL SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 HD 112/205 HD 181

6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 7.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon Star Trek: The Next Generation (Series 3) (HD) 1.00pm Quantum Leap (HD) 2.00 FILM 100 Degrees Below Zero: Disaster thriller. (HD) (2013, PG, 89min) ★ 4.00 Mutant X (HD) 5.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Adversary: 26/26. (Series 3)

12.00 The Daily Show

7.00

Star Trek: TNG

7.55

7.00 Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. (HD) 7.30 The pranksters take part in a potato scoop challenge. (HD) 8.00 Friends 3/24. The father of Rachel’s baby is revealed. (HD) 8.30 4/24. Ross and Rachel have an argument. (Series 8) (HD)

7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation The Best of Both Worlds – Part One: 26/26. Picard is kidnapped by the Borg. (Series 3) (HD) 8.00 Haven Wild Card: 18/26. Dwight and Nathan investigate a threat to the town. (Series 5) (HD)

9.00 FILM Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Spy spoof written by and starring Mike Myers, and co-starring Elizabeth Hurley. (HD) (1997, 15, 95min) ★★★★

9.00 FILM Daylight Disaster drama starring Sylvester Stallone. A former emergency medic attempts to save people trapped by an explosion in the New Jersey tunnel. (HD) (1996, 12, 114min) ★★★

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

8.55am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (HD) 10.00 Great Canal Journeys (HD) 11.05 River Cottage Bites (HD) 11.25 FILM On the Fiddle: World War Two comedy. (1961, b/w, PG, 97min) ★★ 1.25pm Time Team: Double bill. 3.35 Walking Through History: Northumbria (HD) 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 5.45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (HD) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys (HD)

Grand Designs

8.00am Leverage (HD) 9.00 Monk (Series 4) (HD) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (Series 6) (HD) 11.00 The Mentalist (Series 4) (HD) 1.00pm NCIS: Double bill. (HD) 3.00 Leverage (Series 5) (HD) 4.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (Series 6) (HD) 5.00 The Mentalist: Pink Champagne on Ice: 19/24. (HD) 6.00 Something’s Rotten in Redmund: 20/24. (Series 4) (HD)

Sleepy Hollow

7.55 Grand Designs A couple who discovered that a Suffolk barn they were about to restore is one of the country’s smallest surviving medieval guildhalls. (HD)

7.00 NCIS Ships in the Night: 11/24. The agents investigate the murder of a Marine during a cruise. Guest stars Diane Neal. (HD) 8.00 Recruited: 12/24. A navy recruitment ofﬁcer is murdered at a high school. Guest stars Bob Newhart. (Series 8) (HD)

9.00 Boat enthusiast James Strangeways invites Kevin McCloud to follow progress on the construction of his ship-themed home. (HD)

9.00 Sleepy Hollow NEW EPISODE The Sisters Mills: 4/18. A monster that steals the souls of children plagues the town. (Series 3) (HD)

9.00 Family Guy Meg is threatened by an unstable new pupil. (HD) 9.30 A behind the scenes look at the animated comedy. (HD)

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Pursuit: 17/24. The detectives catch a sexual predator. (Series 12) (HD) 11.00pm-2.00am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (HD) 2.00am Law & Order (HD) 3.00 Numb3rs (HD) 4.00 Quincy ME 5.006.00am White Collar (HD)

10.00 American Dad! Double bill of the series. (HD) 11.00 Robot Chicken NEW EPISODE (HD) 11.15 Aqua Teen Hunger Force NEW EPISODE (HD) 11.30 Black Jesus NEW EPISODE (HD) 12.00m’t Family Guy (HD) 1.00am American Dad! (HD) 2.00 The Walking Dead (HD) 3.00 Family Guy (HD) 4.005.00am American Dad! (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

11.10 FILM Virus (1998, 18) ★★ 1.10am Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2.10 FILM Alligator Alley (HD) (2013, 15) ★★ 4.00-6.00am FILM Zodiac: Signs of the Apocalypse (HD) (2014, PG, 120min) ★

11.10 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (HD) 1.10 Grand Designs (HD) 2.15 24 Hours in A&E: As 10.00pm. (HD) 3.20-3.35am Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 127 133

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 139 196

F’SAT 125

6.00am Landscape Artist of the Year (HD) 7.00 Discovering: Valentino (HD) 7.30 Firebird (HD) 8.00 Absolute Prokofiev: The Easter Festival (HD) 9.55 Classical Destinations (HD) 10.00 The Fantastic World of Michael Crawford 12.00noon Auction (HD) 1.00pm Design Dealers (HD) 2.00 Russell Watson Live at the Royal Albert Hall 4.30 Discovering: David Bowie (HD) 5.30 David Bowie: Glass Spider Tour

11.30 Black Jesus

7.00 NCIS Road Kill: 10/25. An ofﬁcer is killed in what seems to be a road-rage incident – until the team discovers he belonged to a ﬁght club. (HD) 8.00 Silent Night: 11/25. As Christmas approaches, the team works overtime to solve a robbery. With Peter Coyote. (Series 6) (HD)

10.00 24 Hours in A&E Patients include a tree surgeon who fell 40ft onto concrete. (HD)

SKY ARTS SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199

6.00am Numb3rs (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 White Collar (HD) 9.00 In Plain Sight (HD) 10.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 11.00 CSI: Miami (HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Double bill. (HD) 2.00pm Law & Order (HD) 3.00 In Plain Sight (HD) 4.00 Numb3rs (HD) 5.00 Sea Patrol: Red Sky Morning: 8/13. (Series 3) (HD) 6.00 CSI: Miami: Bunk: 13/24. A nursing home resident is killed. (Series 1) (HD)

9.00

11.00 Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central (HD) 11.30 Impractical Jokers (HD) 12.00m’t The Daily Show NEW EDITION (HD) 12.30am Impractical Jokers (HD) 1.00 Broad City (HD) 1.30 Workaholics (HD) 2.00 Friends (HD) 3.00-5.00am Two and a Half Men (HD)

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

FOX

SKY 113 VIRGIN HD 113/204 137

9.00

7 PM

7.45 Hollywood: Singing and Dancing Stars including Shirley Jones continue to look back on the musical ﬁlms of the 1970s, which reﬂected a diverse and wildly changing era. 9.00 Hemingway & Gellhorn Fact-based drama starring Clive Owen and Nicole Kidman, about the romance between author Ernest Hemingway and war correspondent Martha Gellhorn. (HD) 12.00m’t Landscape Artist of the Year (HD) 1.00am Talks Music (HD) 2.00 Discovering: Pulp (HD) 2.30 South Bank Masterclasses: Edward Watson (HD) 2.45 Hollywood: Singing and Dancing 4.00 Parkinson: Masterclass (HD) 5.00-6.00am Nation’s Best Am Dram (HD)

CBS ACTION

CBS DRAMA

4SEVEN

5USA

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 74 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 195 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 184 189 61 142

7.00am Diagnosis Murder 7.50 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 8.45 Columbo: Make Me a Perfect Murder 10.50 Diagnosis Murder 11.50 Access 12.05pm NCIS 2.00 Mystery Woman: In the Shadows 3.50 Access 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 CSI: Celebrating Vegas 6.00 CSI: NY 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS Cover Story: 20/24. A murder investigation proves complicated for McGee. 8.00 Brothers in Arms: 21/24. An informant is murdered. (Series 4) 9.00 Law & Order Exchange: 20/22. 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 CSI 12.00m’t CSI: NY 1.00 CSI: Miami 1.55 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 2.55-3.00am Access

9.00am Neighbours 9.30 Home and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 12.00noon My Wife and Kids 1.00pm Cowboy Builders 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Scrubs 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Top 20 Funniest 7.55 Access Showbiz news. 8.00 Teen Wolf Magic Bullet: 4/12. (Series 1) 9.00 FILM Welcome to the Jungle Adventure comedy with The Rock. (2003, 15, 103min) ★★★ 11.10 FILM My Super Ex-Girlfriend: Fantasy starring Uma Thurman. (2006, 12, 96min) ★★★ 1.00am Eye Candy 1.55 Psychopath: The Devil’s Disciple 2.55-3.00am Access

VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 219 154 130

F’SAT +1 hour SKY 190 132

6.00am The Waltons 7.00 Little House on the Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 10.00 FILM A Hobo’s Christmas: Festive drama. (1987, U, 100min) ★★ 12.00noon Little House on the Prairie 1.00pm FILM November Christmas: Drama. (2010, U, 96min) ★★★ 3.00 FILM Moonlight and Mistletoe: Festive drama. (2008, PG, 88min) ★★ 5.00 Highway to Heaven 6.00 Touched by an Angel 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 8.00 The Avengers 9.00 FILM 10th & Wolf Crime drama starring James Marsden. (2006, 15, 107min) ★★ 11.00 FILM Redacted: Documentary-style war drama. (2007, 15, 90min) ★★★ 1.00-3.00am FILM Unabomber: The True Story: Fact-based drama. (1996, 15) ★★

9.00am Flashpoint 10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon Star Trek 1.00pm CSI (Series 6) 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 NCIS Chained: 10/23. DiNozzo spots a chance to recover valuable, stolen Iraqi art. (Series 2) 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Second Sight: 9/26. Sisko falls for a seductive alien. (Series 2) 9.00 CSI Rashomama: 21/24. A lawyer is found dead at her son’s wedding. (Series 6) 10.00 Bad Girls The Set-Up: 7/13. Zandra collapses. (Series 2) 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger (Series 6) 12.05am CSI (Series 6) 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 Oz 4.20 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.056.00am Hawaii Five-O

8.00am Knots Landing 9.00am Benchmark (HD) 10.00 Matlock 11.00 10.00 Come Dine with The District 12.00noon Me (HD) 10.30 Four in a Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi Bed (HD) 11.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 2.00 The High Chaparral (HD) 12.00noon Homes 3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge by the Sea (HD) 1.00pm Judy 5.00 The District Location, Location, 6.00 Knots Landing Location 2.00 Four in a 7.00 Knots Landing Just Bed (HD) 2.30-5.00 Like Old Times – Part Two. Come Dine with Me (HD) 8.00 Judge Judy Double 5.00 Location, Location, bill of real-life cases. Location 6.00 Come 9.00 Playing the Field Dine with Me (HD) 7/7. The Blues battle for 8.00 The Secret Life of league survival. (Series 4) 4 Year Olds (HD) 9.00 10.05 Sex and the City 8 Out of 10 Cats Does 5/12. Charlotte models Countdown (HD) 10.00 for a painter. (Series 1) Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (HD) 10.40 Californication 11.00 Catastrophe (HD) 5/12. Hank has a fling with a TV chef. (Series 2) 11.30 Peep Show: 1/6. (Series 9) (HD) 12.00m’t 11.15 Nurse Jackie 11.50 Tattoo Fixers (HD) Jerry Springer 12.40am 1.00am 24 Hours in Sex and the City 1.15 A&E (HD) 2.00 Restoring Californication 1.50 Britain’s Landmarks (HD) Nurse Jackie 2.25 Jerry 3.00 Homes by the Sea Springer 3.10 Beverly Hills (HD) 3.55-4.55am 90210 4.00-5.00am Come Dine with Me (HD) The High Chaparral

Hemingway…

Thursday

8.00am The Middle: Double bill. (HD) 9.00 Friends: Double bill. (HD) 10.00 Impractical Jokers: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 The Middle: Double bill. (HD) 12.00noon-4.00pm Friends: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 7&8) (HD) 4.00pm Impractical Jokers: Double bill. (HD) 5.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to-back episodes, including at: 6.30 2/24. Joey proposes to Phoebe. (Series 8) (HD)

UNIVERSAL

SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT HD138/231 HD 203 14 124

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165

Thursday

TRUE ENT

8 PM

9 PM

10 PM

DRAMA SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 20 158 190 7.10am The Bill 8.00 Monarch of the Glen 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Goodnight Sweetheart 1.40 Steptoe and Son 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Monarch of the Glen 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Steptoe and Son 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 7.20 Goodnight Sweetheart Gary visits wartime Liverpool. 8.00 Garrow’s Law 9.00 New Tricks Big Topped: Sandra discovers a secret about her father. 10.00 Talking to the Dead: The team reinvestigates an abduction of a teenager. 11.20 Birds of a Feather 12.00m’t The Bill 1.00am Garrow’s Law 2.00-4.00am Rumpole of the Bailey: Double bill.

TV&Satellite Week 87

Thursday

THURSDAY DISCOVERY

ANIMAL PLANET

SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 HD 520/561 HD 251

SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 HD 523/562 HD 257

6.00am How It’s Made 7.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (HD) 8.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) 11.00 Wheeler Dealers: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Yukon Men (HD) 2.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 3.00 Alaskan Bush People (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition (HD) 6.00 Fast N’ Loud: The crew restores a rare Woodill Wildfire. (HD)

9.00

Naked and Afraid

6.00am The Zoo (HD) 7.00 Safari Park Adventure (HD) 9.00 Bondi Vet (HD) 11.00 Animal Cops Phoenix 1.00pm Bondi Vet 2.00 Animal Cops Houston 2.00 Give Me Shelter (HD) 3.00 Animal Cops Houston 4.00 My Cat from Hell (HD) 5.00 Animal Cops Houston (HD) 6.00 The Zoo: An endangered bird gets hands-on attention. (HD) 6.30 The zoo’s hungry alligators are fed. (HD)

8.00

7.00 Wheeler Dealers Mike Brewer lands a Ford Escort Mk1 for £4500 in an internet auction. (HD)

Documentaries

The Zoo

HISTORY

NAT GEOGRAPHIC SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 HD 526/543 HD 268 8.00am Light the Ocean (HD) 9.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 11.00 World War II: The Apocalypse (HD) 12.00noon Nazi Megastructures (HD) 1.00pm Wicked Tuna (HD) 2.00 Strippers: Cars for Cash: An Austin 1100. (HD) 3.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 4.00 Megafactories (HD) 5.00 Ice Road Rescue (HD) 6.00 Supercars: The design and construction of the Lamborghini Aventador. (HD)

9.00

Wicked Tuna…

SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270 8.00-10.00am Pawn Stars: Four editions. (HD) 10.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 10.30 Pawn Stars (HD) 11.00am-1.00pm Storage Wars: Four editions. (HD) 1.00pm Pawn Stars (HD) 2.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 2.304.00 Pawn Stars: Triple bill. (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars (HD) 5.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 6.00 American Pickers: Mike and Frank make a surprise find in a man-cave full of cars. (HD)

9.00

Counting Cars

EDEN

YESTERDAY SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 19 537 245 6.05am The Re-Inventors 6.30 The Story of Wales 7.15 Cash in the Attic 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 10.00 Narrow Escapes of World War Two 11.00 War Horse: The Real Story 12.00noon Time Team 1.00pm The True Story of Mary Celeste 2.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 3.00 Raiders of the Lost Past 5.00 Secrets of the Manor House 6.00 The Bermuda Triangle: Beneath the Waves

9.00

Who Do You Think…

SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am So You Think You’d Survive (HD) 10.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Volcanos 11.00 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 12.00noon The Life of Birds 1.00pm A Volcano Odyssey (HD) 2.00 So You Think You’d Survive (HD) 4.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Volcanos 5.00 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 6.00 The Life of Birds: How birds communicate.

7.00

A Volcano Odyssey

7.00 A Volcano Odyssey How a lava ﬂow helped the emergence of mammals and new life forms in the wake of the dinosaurs’ demise. (HD) 8.00 So You Think You’d Survive Negotiating quicksand, snake bites, hurricanes, capsized boats, hailstorms and shark attacks. (HD)

8.00 Gold Rush The Hoffmans try to rebuild their reputation, and there are doubts as to whether the Beets family will rise again. (HD)

7.00 Alaskan Bush People The Browns create a log-rolling system to build their new home in the Alaskan bush. (HD) 8.00 The Zoo NEW EDITIONS DNA samples are taken from a ﬂock of waldrapp ibises. (HD) 8.30 An Indian blackbuck has surgery. (HD)

7.00 Air Crash Investigation An ofﬁcial Mexican Interior Ministry Learjet 45 that crashed in rush-hour trafﬁc in central Mexico City. (HD) 8.00 Yukon Gold Nika and Chris receive shocking news, while Karl digs deep but comes up empty-handed. (HD)

7.00 Storage Wars Dave may have made the biggest ﬁnd in the group’s history. (HD) 7.30 The bidders attend auctions in Stanton. (HD) 8.00 Shipping Wars Modern art and mini-golf create problems. (HD) 8.30 Pawn Stars NEW EDITION A photo of Babe Ruth is examined. (HD)

7.00 The True Story of Mary Celeste Experts try to solve the mystery of the ship and learn how and why its crew disappeared. 8.00 Secrets of Britain A look at the Tower of London, which has served as a castle, a jail and a place of execution.

9.00 Naked and Afraid NEW EDITION A pair of strangers are stranded in one of the world’s most extreme weather environments. (HD)

9.00 Give Me Shelter Twenty-three puppies due to be euthanised are rescued. (HD) 9.30 A race to save two puppies. (HD)

9.00 Wicked Tuna: North v South NEW EDITION The pressure mounts as the ﬁshermen only have ﬁve days until the end of the season. (HD)

9.00 Counting Cars NEW EDITIONS A bike to honour Les Paul. (HD) 9.30 Shannon repairs a jumbled 1979 Iron Head Sportster. (HD)

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Food writer Mary Berry traces her family tree, taking her from her home town of Bath to Norwich.

10.00 Rebel Gold NEW EDITION The group moves on to Jefferson Davis’s next stop. (HD)

10.00 Monsters Inside Me A woman with worms inside her lungs. (HD)

10.00 Ice Road Rescue Bjorn deals with troublesome reindeer and frozen fuel tanks. (HD) 11.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 12.00m’t Wicked Tuna (HD) 1.00am Yukon Gold (HD) 2.00 World’s Worst Natural Disasters (HD) 3.00-5.00am Air Crash Investigation: Double bill. (HD)

10.00 Ice Road Truckers SERIES FINALE The work of drivers who haul supplies over frozen terrain. (HD) 11.00 The Curse of Oak Island (HD) 12.00m’t Shipping Wars (HD) 12.30am Pawn Stars (HD) 1.00 Counting Cars: Double bill. (HD) 2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 3.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am American Pickers (HD)

10.00 Pompeii: The Mystery of the People Frozen in Time How the citizens’ bodies were preserved by the 79AD eruption of Vesuvius. 11.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 12.00m’t Time Team 1.00am Wainwright Walks 2.003.00am I Met Adolf Eichmann

10.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Volcanos 11.00 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 12.00m’t The Life of Birds 1.00am A Volcano Odyssey (HD) 2.00 So You Think You’d Survive (HD) 4.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Volcanos 4.40 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 5.30-6.00am Hurricane Hunters (HD)

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 527 267

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 530 271

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 538 246

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 533 248

11.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition (HD) 12.00m’t Yukon Men (HD) 1.00am Gold Rush (HD) 2.00 Naked and Afraid (HD) 3.00 Rebel Gold (HD) 3.50 Yukon Men (HD) 4.40-6.00am How It’s Made

11.00 Bondi Vet: Double bill. 12.00m’t Animal Cops Phoenix 1.00am The Zoo (HD) 2.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 Austin Stevens: Most Dangerous 3.50 Whale Wars 4.40 Swamp Wars (HD) 5.30-6.00am Night (HD)

+1 hour SKY 521

SKY +1 hour 549

VIRGIN 252

VIRGIN 258

DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD SKY VIRG 535 262

SKY VIRG 525 259

6.00am Time Team 8.00 Tanks 9.00 World War Two: The Complete History 10.00 Deadliest Tech 12.00noon Hitler’s Henchmen 1.00pm World War II in Colour 2.00 Ultimate Warfare 3.00 Industrial Revelations: The European Story 4.00 Tanks 5.00 World War Two: The Complete History 6.00 Hitler’s Henchmen 7.00 Against the Odds 8.00 Al Murray’s Road to Berlin 9.00 Tony Robinson’s World War One 10.00 Pearl Harbour Declassified 11.00 Battle of the Somme 12.30am War Months 1.00 Deadliest Tech 2.00 Ultimate Warfare 3.00 Time Team: Double bill of the series. 5.00-6.00am Hitler’s Henchmen

6.00am Extreme Engineering 8.00 How Do They Do It? 9.0011.00 How It’s Made: Back-to-back editions. 11.00 How Do They Do It? 12.00noon How It’s Made 1.00pm Extreme Engineering 3.00 Mythbusters 5.00 How Do They Do It? 6.00 How It’s Made 7.00 Food Factory 8.00 Mythbusters Double bill of the series. 10.00 Nasa’s Unexplained Files A drowning astronaut and a converted asteroid. 11.00 Food Factory: Double bill. 12.00m’t The Unexplained Files 1.00am Ghost Asylum 2.00 Nasa’s Unexplained Files 3.00 Mythbusters 3.50 How Do They Do It? 4.40 How Stuff’s Made 5.306.00am Breaking Magic

SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 263

VIRG +1 hour SKY 557 260

88 TV&Satellite Week

SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 HD 528/544 HD 265 8.00am Earth from Space (HD) 9.00am-12.00noon Invaders: Triple bill. (HD) 12.00noon-3.00pm Animal Fight Club: Triple bill. (HD) 3.00-6.00pm Invaders: Triple bill of the series. (HD) 6.00 Earth from Space (HD) 7.00 Australia’s Deadly Countdown The countdown continues with a look at grubs and the platypus. (HD) 8.00 T. Rex Autopsy The world’s first full-size reconstruction of an anatomically complete T-Rex is unveiled. (HD) 10.00 Great White Eaten Alive Investigating how a great white shark came under attack from a mystery predator. (HD) 11.00 World’s Deadliest Animals (HD) 1.00am T. Rex Autopsy (HD) 2.00-5.00am Animal Fight Club: Triple bill. (HD)

TURBO SKY VIRG 524 261 6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 How It’s Made: Dream Cars 8.00 Fast N’ Loud 9.00 Wheeler Dealers 10.00 Chasing Classic Cars 11.00 What’s in the Barn? 12.00noon Americarna 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00 Chasing Classic Cars 3.00 Fast N’ Loud 5.007.00 Wheeler Dealers: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Chasing Classic Cars 8.00 Bitchin’ Rides The team prepares 17 cars for a competition. 9.00 Extreme Car Hoarders Restoring a 1936 Ford Coupé. 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 11.00 Fast N’ Loud 12.00m’t Bitchin’ Rides 1.00am Chasing Classic Cars 2.00 Americarna 3.00 Overhaulin’ 3.50 Overhaulin’ Chronicles 4.40 Americarna 5.306.00am Wheeler Dealers

PBS AMERICA SKY VIRG FREESAT 534 276 160 6.00am Hell on Hooves 6.25 Aerial America 7.15 Into the Death Zone: Blow-Out 8.05 Stealth: Flying Invisible 9.15 Billy the Kid 10.30 The West 12.15pm Time Team America 1.25 Into the Death Zone: Blow-Out 2.35 Billy the Kid 3.40 The West 5.30 Time Team America 6.35 Stealth: Flying Invisible 7.50 Time Team America NEW EDITION The experts explore a village that thrived 1500 years ago in Cortez, Colorado. 10.15 The West Account of the US Civil War, and how heroes including Custer were used to tame the Wild West. 12.05am Annie Oakley 1.15 The West 3.00 Stealth: Flying Invisible 4.00 Time Team America 5.00-6.00am Stealth: Flying Invisible

9.00 Earthquakes, ocean whirlpools, altitude sickness, speedboat disasters, power outages and mountain lions are considered. (HD)

CI SKY 553 VIRG HD 553/555 275 7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 8.00am-12.00noon On the Case with Paula Zahn 12.00noon Unusual Suspects (HD) 1.00pm Motives & Murders (HD) 2.00 On the Case with Paula Zahn (HD) 3.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 4.00 Crime Stories (HD) 5.00 Motives & Murders (HD) 6.00 Unusual Suspects (HD) 7.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 8.00 Crimes That Shook Britain 9.00 Unusual Suspects (HD) 10.00 Homicide Hunter NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 Crimes That Shook Britain (HD) 12.00m’t Serial Killer Profile (HD) 1.00am Homicide Hunter (HD) 2.00 Crimes That Shook Britain (HD) 3.00-4.00 Serial Killer Profile (HD) SKY +1 hour 554

H2 SKY VIRG 531 273 8.00am Alien Files: Unsealed 9.00 Ancient Aliens 10.00 Brad Meltzer’s Lost History 11.00 The Lost Evidence 12.00noon America’s Book of Secrets 1.00pm Cities of the Underworld 2.00 Body Hunters: Missing in Action 3.00 Alien Files: Unsealed 4.00 Ancient Aliens 5.00 The Lost Evidence 6.00 Cities of the Underworld 7.00 Body Hunters: Missing in Action 8.00 Ancient Aliens The ancient Crystal Skulls. 9.00 Mobsters 10.00 Gangland 11.00 America’s Book of Secrets 12.00m’t Ancient Aliens 1.00am Alien Files: Unsealed 2.00 Gangland 3.00 America’s Book of Secrets 4.00-5.00am Brad Meltzer’s Lost History

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor

Lifestyle

12 November HOME

HOME & HEALTH SKY VIRGIN 240 284

8.00

Extreme Couponing

SKY 133 VIRGIN 278 HD 280 HD 133/255

7.00am The Home Show 8.00 Bargain Hunt 9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Escape to the Country 11.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 12.00noon Return to River Cottage 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 2.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Escape to the Country 5.00 The Home Show 6.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain: Exploring the traditional food of Cheshire.

5.00

The Home Show

6.00am Highlights 10.00 The Supersizers Eat 11.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers (HD) 12.00noon Pacific Island Feasts with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 1.00pm Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 2.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 3.00 The Supersizers Eat 4.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers: Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Pacific Island Feasts with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 6.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets: Double bill. (HD)

7.00

Rachel’s Favourite…

7.00 MasterChef Australia The bottom 12 entrants from the Onion Challenge are asked to create a dish using delicatessen ingredients. 8.00 Extreme Couponing A woman’s stockpile is taking over her home. 8.30 A woman uses her savings to pay for multiple holidays.

7.00 Return to River Cottage Hugh returns to the gamekeeper’s cottage in Dorset. 7.30 A vegetable shelter doubles up as a sauna. 8.00 Bargain Hunt Two teams are challenged to scour an antiques fair and pick up bargains to sell for proﬁt at auction.

7.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends Recipe ideas for two curries. 7.30 Recipes for party food, including canapes, ﬁnger food and sushi. 8.00 The Supersizers Eat Giles Coren and Sue Perkins sample the treats of revolutionary France, including a 5000-calorie breakfast.

9.00 Four Weddings Canada One bride gets married in a fairy-tale castle, while another ties the knot in an art gallery.

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build The team helps a man in West Sussex who became depressed when rogue builders left his house in a wreck.

9.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers Cooking with unusual ingredients. (HD) 9.30 The food writer demonstrates the beneﬁts of planning ahead. (HD)

10.00 Bizarre ER: A woman who tried to treat her burnt arm with butter. 10.30 A man hit in the head with a fishing spear. 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive: Double bill. 1.00am Dr G: Medical Examiner 2.00 Extreme Couponing: Double bill. 3.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 4.00-6.00am Homes Under the Hammer: Double bill.

10.00 The Home Show George Clarke attempts to revamp a retirement home on a small budget.

10.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets Winter vegetables. (HD) 10.30 Game and mushroom recipes. (HD)

11.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 12.00m’t Bargain Hunt 1.00am You Deserve This House 2.00 The Home Show 3.00-4.00am Four in a Bed

11.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 12.00m’t The Supersizers Eat 1.00am BBQ University: Steven Raichlen 2.00 Shopping 5.00-6.00am Donut Showdown (HD)

+1 hour SKY 241

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 244 282

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 243 279

VIRGIN 285

SHED SKY VIRGIN 242 286 6.00am Thinking Tackle 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 9.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00am-1.00pm Miami Ink: Triple bill. 1.00-4.00pm LA Ink: Triple bill. 4.00 Treehouse Masters 5.00 Fishing Road Trip USA 6.00 Thinking Tackle 7.00 Thinking Tackle From Pads Lake at the Yateley complex in Hampshire. 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes Double bill. 9.00 Matt Hayes’ 24-Hour Rod Race The master fisherman races to complete a tough angling challenge. 10.00 Custom My Ride A Mercedes van is revamped for the Vans shoe company. 11.00 The team gets to work on a 2007 Maybach. 12.00m’t Overhaulin’ 1.00am Thinking Tackle 3.00 Treehouse Masters 3.50 Matt Hayes’ 24-Hour Rod Race 4.40 Fishing Road Trip USA 5.30-6.00am Supermodels: HMS Fearless

FOOD NETWORK

REALLY

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 41 149 248 291

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 155 283 17

6.00-8.00am Barefoot Contessa 8.00 Anna Olson: Bake 9.00 Pioneer Woman 10.00 Cooking Christmas with Matt and Lisa 11.00 Barefoot in London 12.00noon Siba’s Festive Table 12.30pm Spicy Christmas with Thomasina Miers 1.00 Barefoot Contessa 2.00pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 3.00 Cooking Christmas with Matt and Lisa 4.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 5.00 Ready Steady Cook 6.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals: Double bill. 7.00 Barefoot Contessa Double bill of the series. 8.00 Farm Kings 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Double bill. 10.00 Man v Food Double bill. 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am Man v Food 2.003.00am Mystery Diners

6.00am One Born: What Happened Next? 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Escape to the Country 10.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 11.00 Ghost Adventures 1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build 2.00 Escape to the Country 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer 4.00 Border Patrol 5.00 Helicopter Heroes 6.00 Homes Under the Hammer 7.00 Escape to the Country 8.00 My Ghost Story NEW EDITION Ghosts in a fire. 9.00 Ghost Adventures NEW EDITION A visit to the Old Montana State Prison. 10.00 Paranormal Witness NEW EDITIONS The darkness beneath a pond. 11.00 Most Haunted 12.00m’t When Ghosts Attack 1.00am My Ghost Story 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Rescue: Code One: Double bill. 4.50 Wife Swap USA 5.356.00am Medical Emergency

SKY +1 hour 250

FSAT 151

AMC

DMAX

SONY TV

SKY HD 192/276 7.00pm FILM The Beaver: Offbeat comedy drama with Mel Gibson. A depressed toy company boss finds that he can only communicate through a hand-puppet. (2011, 12, 90min) ★★★ 9.00 FILM Good Night, and Good Luck: Fact-based drama directed by George Clooney and starring David Strathairn and Patricia Clarkson. (2005, b/w, PG, 93min) ★★★★ 11.00 FILM The Crossing Guard: Drama with Jack Nicholson. (1995, 15, 114min) ★★★ 1.05am FILM Lover Boy: Comedy (1989, 15, 98min) ★★★ 2.55 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 3.30-5.30am The Shield (Series 4)

SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00 American Chopper 8.00 Inside West Coast Customs 9.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 10.00 Food Factory 11.00 Operation Repo 12.00noon Dangerous Flights 1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 Treehouse Masters 3.00 Food Factory 4.00 Tanked 6.00-8.00 Operation Repo 8.00 Food Factory 9.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00 River Renegades 11.00 Tanked: Double bill. 1.00am River Monsters 2.00 Inside West Coast Customs 3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark 3.50 The Garage 4.40 American Chopper 5.306.00am Mystery Hunters

SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Ghost Hunters International 12.00noon FILM K9 Christmas: Adventure. (2013, U, 85min) ★★ 1.50pm Sony Movie News Extra 2.00 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 3.00 Will & Grace 4.00 Ghost Hunters International 6.00 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 7.00 Ghost Hunters International 8.00 Ghost Hunters 10.00 Ghost Hunters International 11.00 Hot in Cleveland 12.00m’t Will & Grace 1.00am Ghost Hunters 2.00 Ghost Hunters International 2.50 Hot in Cleveland 3.40 Sony Movie News Extra 3.504.00am Behind the Screens

CBS REALITY

SPIKE

SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 9.00am Nowhere to Hide 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 12.00noon Nowhere to Hide 1.00-3.00pm Judge Judy 3.00pm Hoarders 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00-7.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Sins and Secrets 10.00 Cold Blood: Investigating the murder of Joel Larson. 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00m’t I Survived 1.00am Sins and Secrets 2.00 Cold Blood 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 World’s Wildest Police Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 5.10-6.00am Cheaters

SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, VIRG 156 7.00am House of DVF 8.00 News 9.00 Jerseylicious 10.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 11.00 Christina Milian Turned Up 12.00noon News 1.00pm Giuliana and Bill 2.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 3.00 Total Divas 4.00 News 5.00 Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons 6.00 Christina Milian Turned Up 7.00 News 8.00 Dash Dolls 9.00 Botched 10.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 11.00 News 12.00m’t Christina Milian Turned Up 1.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.30 Shopping 2.30 News 4.305.00am Celebrity Style Story

SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 9.00am Highlights 11.00 Police Interceptors 12.00noon Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 1.00pm Cops 1.30 Cops: Grand Theft Auto Special 2.00 Police Interceptors: Special Edition 3.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 4.00 Bar Rescue 5.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 6.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 9.00 Eddie Stobart’s Christmas Cracker 10.00 FILM The Punisher: Action thriller. (2004, 18, 123min) ★ 11.15 World’s Craziest Police Pursuits 1.10am Bar Rescue 2.053.00am Cops: Double bill.

CHALLENGE

LIFETIME

TLC

SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 Catchphrase 7.55 Pointless 9.50 Catchphrase 10.50 Strike It Lucky 11.20 Catchphrase 11.50 The Million Pound Drop 1.00pm Pointless: Double bill. 3.00 Fifteen to One 4.00 Ninja Warrior 5.00 Fort Boyard 6.00 Robot Wars 7.00 Pointless: Double bill. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop 10.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Quiz show. 11.00 Bullseye 12.00m’t Family Fortunes 12.30am Wheel of Fortune 1.00 Pointless 3.00 Ninja Warrior 4.00 Fort Boyard 5.006.00am Fifteen to One

SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, VIRGIN 208, HD 209 7.00am Property Brothers (HD) 8.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) 9.00-11.00 Judge Judy (HD) 11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon Property Brothers (HD) 1.00pm Flipping Vegas (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 5.00 Little Women: NY (HD) 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy (HD) 9.00 Obsession: Dark Desires NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 NEW Happy Face Killer – On Legal Hold (HD) 11.45 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 12.45am Obsession: Dark Desires (HD) 1.45 Happy Face Killer – On Legal Hold (HD) 3.30-5.00am Highlights

SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 6.00am Highlights 1.00pm Extreme Couponing (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker (HD) 3.00 Something Borrowed, Something New (HD) 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 Long Island Medium (HD) 7.00 I Found the Gown (HD) 8.00 Long Island Medium (HD) 9.00 The Day I Almost Died NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 NEW Jodie Marsh Is Exposed Online (HD) 11.00 Dr G: Medical Examiner (HD) 12.00m’t Long Island Medium (HD) 1.00am The Day I Almost Died (HD) 2.00-6.00am Highlights

COMEDY CENTRAL

EXTRA

SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 Rules of Engagement 11.00 Friends 12.00noon Two and a Half Men 1.00pm Impractical Jokers 2.00 Rules of Engagement 3.00 The Middle 4.00 Two and a Half Men 5.00 Rules of Engagement 6.00 Two and a Half Men 7.00 The Middle 8.00 Rules of Engagement 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Impractical Jokers 11.00 Friends 12.00m’t Lip Sync Battle 12.30am World’s Craziest Fools 1.00 The Daily Show 1.30 Tosh.0 2.00 Alan Carr Live: Spexy Beast 3.05 Workaholics 3.30 Grouchy Young Men 3.55 South Park 4.206.00am The King of Queens

QUEST

TRUTV

SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00am Total Fishing with Matt Hayes 6.20 Wet Nets 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge 8.00 How It’s Made 9.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10.00 Salvage Squad 11.00 Auto Trader 12.00 Extreme Engineering 1.00pm How Do They Do It? 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 7.00 Salvage Hunters 8.00 Chasing Classic Cars 9.00 Wheeler Dealers 10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 How It’s Made 12.00m’t Forensic Detectives: Double bill. 2.00-6.00am Highlights

SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 6.00-11.00am Crime Stories: Back-to-back editions. 11.00am-2.00pm Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions. 2.00-6.00pm Crime Stories: Back-to-back editions of the series. 6.00-8.00 Missing Persons Unit: Back-to-back editions. Baffling cases from America. 8.00pm-1.00am Fear Thy Neighbour: Back-to-back editions of tales of nightmare neighbours living next door. 1.00am Crime Stories: Double bill. The truth behind intriguing cases. 3.00-5.00 Psychic Detectives: Backto-back editions. Uncovering clues to unsolved crimes. 5.00-6.00am Crime Stories

Thursday

6.00am Quints by Surprise 7.00 Baby ER: Double bill. 8.00 Hospital Sydney 9.00 MasterChef Australia 10.00 Extreme Couponing 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 1.00pm MasterChef Australia 2.00 Country House Rescue 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer: Double bill. 5.00 Hospital Sydney: A woman fights a giant tumour. 6.00 Kim’s battle against a giant tumour continues.

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GOOD FOOD

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Thursday

TV&Satellite Week 89

THURSDAY SKY PREMIERE

Thursday

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8 PM

9 PM

American Sniper

11 PM

Tron: Legacy

8.40 Tron: Legacy Sci-ﬁ thriller sequel starring Jeff Bridges and Garrett Hedlund. A cocky young rebel goes looking for his missing computer tycoon father and gets sucked into a dangerous digital world. (S) (2010, PG, 125min) ★★★

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12.25am Assassin Thriller starring Danny Dyer. (S) (2014, 15, 78min) ★ 1.55 Let Us Prey Horror thriller. (S) (2014, 18, 92min) ★★★ 3.30 Extinction Fantasy starring Sarah Mac. (2014, 15, 100min) ★ 5.30-6.00am Spectre Special

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10.50 White Fang 2: The Myth of the White Wolf Adventure sequel starring Scott Bairstow. (1994, U, 102min) ★★

SKY 307 VIRGIN 407 HD 307/334 HD 437

National Treasure

6.00am Executive Decision 8.15 Maverick 10.25 Chain Reaction 12.20pm Armageddon As 9.00pm. 2.55 3.10 to Yuma Western drama remake starring Christian Bale. (S) (2007, 15, 117min) ★★★★ 5.00 S.W.A.T Action thriller starring Samuel L Jackson and Colin Farrell. (S) (2003, 12, 115min) ★★★ 7.00 Predator Sci-fi action fantasy starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) (1987, 18, 107min) ★★★★

9.00

8.00 Muppets Most Wanted Comedy starring Ricky Gervais and Tina Fey. The gang’s world tour is hijacked by Kermit’s evil double, who uses their performances as cover for an international crime spree. (S) (2014, U, 103min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box Period fantasy adventure starring Aneurin Barnard. (2013, PG, 95min) ★★

Armageddon

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9.00 Armageddon Sci-ﬁ action adventure starring Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler and Ben Afﬂeck. An oil driller and his team of roughnecks try to intercept and destroy a giant asteroid that is on a collision course with Earth. (S) (1998, 12, 151min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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SKY 308 VIRGIN 408 HD 308/335 HD 438 6.30am Patch Adams 8.30 The Other Woman 10.30 Trainwreck: Sky Movies Special 11.00 Stir Crazy 1.00pm Bad Neighbours As 8.00pm. 2.45 The Golden Child Adventure fantasy starring Eddie Murphy. (S) (1986, PG, 93min) ★★ 4.30 South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Animated adult comedy. (S) (1999, 15, 81min) ★★★★ 6.00 The Longest Yard Comedy remake. (S) (2005, 12, 113min) ★★

9.40

The Other Woman

8.00 Bad Neighbours Comedy starring Seth Rogen, Zac Efron and Rose Byrne. A suburban couple enter into a game of one-upmanship with the student household next door. (S) (2014, 15, 97min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.40 The Other Woman Comedy with Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and Kate Upton. A woman discovers her boyfriend is married, and joins forces with his wife and a third lover to get revenge. With Nicki Minaj. (S) (2014, 12, 107min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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12.40am The Greatest Game Ever Played Drama starring Shia LaBeouf. (S) (2005, PG, 120min) ★★★ 2.45 That Darn Cat Children’s adventure. (1997, U, 86min) ★★ 4.20-6.00am Heavyweights Comedy. (S) (1994, PG, 97min) ★

SKY COMEDY

SKYACTION/ADVENTURE

6.00am The Karate Kid 8.10 The Witches 9.45 Maleficent Special 10.15 National Treasure 12.30pm Muppets Most Wanted As 8.00pm. 2.20 The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box As 10.00pm. 4.10 Khumba Animated adventure with the voice of Jake T Austin. (S) (2013, U, 85min) ★★ 5.40 National Treasure Adventure caper starring Nicolas Cage and Diane Kruger. (S) (2004, PG, 131min) ★★★★

5.40

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10.15 Wild Drama with Reese Witherspoon. A woman tries to turn her life around by going on an epic, solo trek along America’s Paciﬁc Crest Trail. (S) (2014, 15, 111min) ★★★★

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6.00am Teacher’s Pet 7.20 Finding Nemo 9.05 G-Force 10.40 The Game Plan 12.35pm The Lion King As 7.00pm. 2.10 Finding Nemo Animation. (S) (2003, U, 104min) ★★★★★ 3.55 G-Force Adventure. (S) (2009, PG, 88min) ★★★ 5.30 Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Comedy. (S) (2014, PG, 81min) ★★★ 7.00 The Lion King Animation. (S) (1994, PG, 88min) ★★★★★

8.40

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6.00am Assassin 7.30 Maleficent Special 8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 9.45 Wild 12.00noon Extinction As 3.30am. 2.00pm Assassin As 12.25am. 3.30 American Sniper As 8.00pm. 5.45 Spectre Special 6.15 Jingle All the Way 2 Christmas comedy sequel starring Larry the Cable Guy. A man desperate to earn his stepdaughter’s love goes to ridiculous lengths to attain a popular toy. (2014, U, 90min) ★

8.00

Films

11.50 The NeverEnding Story Fantasy. (S) (1984, U, 94min) ★★★ 1.35am The Karate Kid Martial arts adventure starring Ralph Macchio. (S) (1984, 12, 127min) ★★★★ 3.50 The Witches Fantasy adventure. (S) (1989, PG, 90min) ★★★★ 5.30-6.00am Rio 2 Special

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11.40 Superman Returns Superhero adventure. (2006, 12, 154min) ★★★ 2.15am Chaos Police conspiracy thriller. (S) (2005, 15, 106min) ★★★ 4.05-6.15am Maverick Comedy Western starring Mel Gibson. (S) (1994, PG, 127min) ★★★

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F’VIEW F’SAT 32 143

11.30 South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Animated comedy, as 4.30pm. 1.00am Sex Ed Comedy with Haley Joel Osment and Lorenza Izzo. (S) (2014, 15, 89min) ★★★ 2.35 Dave Comedy starring Kevin Kline. (S) (1993, 15, 110min) ★★★★ 4.35-6.25am Monkey Business Screwball comedy with Cary Grant. (S) (1952, b/w, U, 97min) ★★★★

HORROR SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 70 138 319 149

TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 321 424 82 302

6.40am Pan: On Set Special 7.10 Lone Survivor 9.15 Grudge Match 11.15 Jaws 1.25pm The Top Ten Show 2015 Box office hits. 1.45 Captain America: The Winter Soldier As 8.00pm. 4.05 Ouija As shown at 10.20pm. 5.50 Jaws Steven Spielberg’s blockbuster thriller starring Roy Scheider. (S) (1975, 12, 125min) ★★★★★

7.25am Oliver! 9.55 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 12.00noon Boyhood Special 12.30pm Remember the Titans 2.30 Coach Carter Sporting drama inspired by a true story. (2004, 12, 136min) ★★★ 5.00 The Top Ten Show 2015 5.20 Gladiator Ancient Roman epic. (S) (2000, 15, 154min) ★★★★

6.15am Desert Pursuit 7.35 Kung Fu 9.35 Yesterday’s Enemy 11.25 The Enemy General 12.50pm Kung Fu 3.00 Battle of the Coral Sea World War Two drama. (1959, b/w, PG, 83min) ★★ 4.40 Tank Force Wartime action adventure. (1958, PG, 102min) ★★★ 6.15 Sierra Passage Western. (1950, b/w, PG, 82min) ★★

(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Xena: Warrior Princess 9.00 Hercules: 10.00am The Shell Seekers The Legendary Journeys 11.50am-2.55pm Highway 10.00 The Invaders 11.00 to Heaven Triple bill. Intruders 12.50pm Horror 2.55pm A Christmas Wish Highlights 1.00 Special Depression-era drama with Unit 2 2.00 The Invaders Brian Krause. (2013, PG, 3.00 Doctor Who 4.00 97min) ★★ 5.00 Christmas Intruders 2/2. Sci-fi mystery. in the Clouds Comedy. (2001, 5.50 Horror Highlights 6.00 PG, 95min) ★★★ 6.55 Sony The Incredible Hulk Banner Movie News Extra battles a dangerous doctor.

7.00am Recipe for a Perfect Christmas 9.00 Annie Claus is Coming to Town 11.00 The Christmas Wish 1.00pm The Night They Saved Christmas Fantasy adventure. (1984, U, 100min) ★★ 3.00 Ebbie Retelling of A Christmas Carol. (1995, PG, 100min) ★★ 5.00 A Holiday to Remember Romantic drama. (1995, U, 90min) ★★

8.00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier Superhero thriller with Chris Evans. (S) (2014, 12, 136min) ★★★★ 10.20 Ouija Horror thriller starring Olivia Cooke. (S) (2014, 15, 87min) ★★ 12.00m’t Lone Survivor Fact-based Afghanistan War drama with Mark Wahlberg. (S) (2013, 15, 118min) ★★★★ 2.10am Grudge Match Boxing comedy starring Robert De Niro and Sylvester Stallone. (S) (2013, 12, 113min) ★★ 4.15-6.15am Grace of Monaco Biopic of Grace Kelly, starring Nicole Kidman. (S) (2014, PG, 103min) ★★

8.00 Days of Thunder High-speed drama starring Tom Cruise as a maverick stock-car racing driver. (1990, 15, 107min) ★★★ 10.00 Face/Off Action thriller starring John Travolta, Nicolas Cage and Joan Allen. (S) (1997, 18, 133min) ★★★★ 12.25am Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Terry Gilliam’s surreal adaptation of Hunter S Thompson’s cult book. (S) (1998, 18, 119min) ★★★★ 2.30 The Color of Money Drama with Tom Cruise. (S) (1986, 15, 119min) ★★★ 4.35-7.05am Oliver! Musical. (1968, U, 146min) ★★★★★

7.45 Badman’s Country Western starring George Montgomery. (1958, b/w, PG, 85min) ★★ 9.00 Ghost Ship Horror chiller. (2002, 18, 91min) ★★ 10.45 Presumed Innocent Thriller starring Harrison Ford. (1990, 18, 126min) ★★★★ 1.00am The Gypsy Moths Drama with Burt Lancaster. (1969, 15, 110min) ★★★ 2.45 Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 3.35 Kung Fu (Series 2) 4.30 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Frank Darabont. 5.00-6.50am Kung Fu

7.05 My Mom’s New Boyfriend Comedy starring Colin Hanks and Meg Ryan. (2008, 15, 97min) ★★ 9.00 Shadow Man Thriller starring Steven Seagal. When his daughter is kidnapped during a trip to Bucharest, a former CIA agent finds himself caught up in a hunt for a stolen biological weapon. (2006, 15, 92min) ★ 10.55 Wake of Death Thriller. (2004, 18, 86min) ★★★ 12.45am Sony Movie News Extra The latest film news. 1.00-4.00 Highway to Heaven Triple bill. 4.00-6.00am Providence

7.00 A Christmas Romance Drama with Olivia NewtonJohn and Gregory Harrison. (1995, U, 91min) ★★ 9.00 A Song for the Season Romantic drama starring Naomi Judd. A strait-laced administrator falls for a charming music teacher at a school he is trying to close. (1999, U, 90min) ★★ 11.00 The Christmas List Festive drama starring Mimi Rogers. (1997, U, 90min) ★★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am Christmas Eve Drama with Loretta Young. (1986, PG, 100min) ★★

90 TV&Satellite Week

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 318 417

7.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 10/22. The mighty demigod confronts a dragon. 8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. 9.00 Hypothermia Monster thriller with Michael Rooker. (2010, 18, 73min) ★★ 10.30 Horror Highlights 10.40 Prince of Darkness Grisly horror starring Donald Pleasence and Lisa Blount. (1987, 18, 101min) ★★★ 12.45am Nailbiter Horror. (2013, 15, 82min) ★★ 2.25 An American Haunting Chiller. (2005, 15, 90min) ★ 4.15-4.30am Horror Highlights SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 320 202

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12 November SKY CRIME/THRILLER

SKY CHRISTMAS

SKY SCI-FI/HORROR

SKY 309 VIRGIN 409 HD 309/336 HD 439

SKY 303 VIRGIN 410 HD 303/330 HD 440

SKY 311 VIRGIN 411 HD 311/339 HD 441

7.00

The Recruit

8.00

The Recruit (ﬁlm started at 7.00pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00 The Drop Crime drama starring Tom Hardy. A bartender who secretly works for gangsters gets involved in a robbery gone wrong that digs up long-buried secrets. (S) (2014, 15, 107min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.50 The Da Vinci Code Conspiracy thriller based on Dan Brown’s bestseller, starring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou. (S) (2006, 12, 149min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

1.25am Reclaim Thriller starring John Cusack. (S) (2014, 15, 92min) ★★ 3.15 Cherry Falls Stalk-and-slash thriller. (S) (2000, 18, 92min) ★★ 5.00-6.45am Deep Family Secrets Thriller. (S) (1997, PG, 89min) ★★

SONY MOVIES SKY 323

6.00am The Muppet Christmas Carol 7.35 Holiday Inn 9.25 Saving Santa 10.55 Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups 12.30pm Steve Jobs Special 1.00 Bad Santa As shown at 8.00pm. 2.45 The Best Man Holiday As shown at 9.45pm. 4.55 Saving Santa Animation with Martin Freeman. (S) (2013, U, 90min) ★ 6.25 Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups Festive adventure sequel. (S) (2012, U, 88min) ★

Bad Santa

7.00

8.00 Bad Santa Black comedy starring Billy Bob Thornton as a foul-mouthed department store Santa whose seasonal job is a cover for his true vocation as a safecracker. With Tony Cox. (S) (2003, 15, 91min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.45 The Best Man Holiday Comedy drama sequel starring Taye Diggs, Morris Chestnut, Monica Calhoun and Sanaa Lathan. A group of former college friends reunite to celebrate Christmas together. (S) (2013, 15, 120min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.55 Turbulence Thriller starring Ray Liotta. (1997, 18, 100min) ★ 1.45am Coming Home for Christmas Drama. (S) (2013, U, 83min) ★★ 3.20 The Top Ten Show 2015 3.35 Almost Christmas Comedy drama. (S) (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Pan: On Set Special

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6.00am De th on Live 8.00 Treehouse 9.45 Devil’s Due 11.30 Final Destination 2 1.15pm The Maze Runner As 9.00pm. 3.15 Annabelle As 11.00pm. 5.00 Unbreakable Supernatural thriller starring Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson. (S) (2000, 12, 107min) ★★★ 7.00 Transcendence Sci-fi drama starring Johnny Depp, Rebecca Hall and Paul Bettany. (S) (2014, 12, 119min) ★★★

Transcendence

Transcendence (ﬁlm started at 7.00pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.00 The Maze Runner Sci-ﬁ adventure with Dylan O’Brien and Kaya Scodelario. A boy with no memory in an isolated community must ﬁnd his way through a deadly labyrinth. (S) (2014, 12, 110min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.00 Annabelle Horror starring Annabelle Wallis. A couple are attacked by members of a satanic cult, who transform a doll into a monster. (S) (2014, 15, 97min) ★★ 12.45am Dawn of the Dead Remake of the 1978 George A Romero horror movie. (S) (2004, 18, 100min) ★★★ 2.30 Nothing Left to Fear Horror thriller. (S) (2013, 15, 96min) ★★★ 4.15-6.00am Target Earth Sci-fi thriller. (S) (1997, 12, 88min) ★★

MOVIES 4 MEN SKY 325

F’VIEW F’SAT 48 304

9.00am Cave In 10.50 Sony Movie News Extra 11.00 The Boy Who Saved Christmas 1.00pm A Holiday Heist Comedy. (2011, PG, 90min) ★★ 3.00 Elf-Man Festive family comedy. (2012, U, 83min) ★★ 4.50 My Stepmother Is an Alien Sci-fi comedy. (1988, 15, 107min) ★★★ 6.55 Sony Movie News Extra

7.00am Secret Santa 9.00 Love at the Parade 11.00 Snow Bride 1.00pm Holiday Road Trip Romantic drama starring Ashley Scott. (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 3.00 The Nine Lives of Christmas Romantic comedy. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 5.00 The Most Wonderful Time of the Year Festive drama. (2008, PG, 86min) ★★★

6.00am The War at Sea 7.10 Billy the Kid Trapped 8.25 Cyclone of the Saddle 9.40 Cimarron Strip 11.15 Panhandle 1.05pm Buck and the Preacher Comedy Western. (1971, PG, 102min) ★★ 3.15 Ramrod Western. (1947, b/w, PG, 94min) ★★★ 5.10 She Wore a Yellow Ribbon John Ford’s Western. (1949, U, 103min) ★★★★

7.05 The Hot Potato Comedy crime caper starring Ray Winstone and Jack Huston. (2010, PG, 95min) ★★ 9.00 Mona Lisa Smile Period drama starring Julia Roberts. (2003, 12, 119min) ★★ 11.25 Mary Reilly Romantic chiller starring Julia Roberts. (1996, 15, 109min) ★★★ 1.40am Vacancy Horror thriller. (2007, 15, 85min) ★★★ 3.25 Tom & Thomas Thriller. (2002, PG, 110min) ★★★ 5.40 Sony Movie News Extra 5.50-6.00am Behind the Screens How films are made.

7.00 Mistletoe Over Manhattan Festive fantasy drama starring Tedde Moore. (2011, U, 90min) ★★ 9.00 All I Want for Christmas Festive fantasy adventure starring Melissa Sagemiller. (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 11.00 Anything But Christmas Festive drama starring Elaine Hendrix and Sergio Di Zio. (2012, PG, 120min) ★★ 1.00am The March Sisters at Christmas Festive drama starring Julie Marie Berman. (2012, U, 120min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am Angels and Ornaments Romantic fantasy. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★

7.15 The Cariboo Trail Western starring Randolph Scott and Karin Booth. Cowboys on a cattle drive from Montana to British Columbia fall foul of the powerful boss of a mining town. (1950, U, 80min) ★★ 9.00 Aurora: Operation Intercept Thriller with Bruce Payne. (1995, 15, 94min) ★★ 10.45 Deadly Descent Horror starring Lauren O’Neil. (2013, 12, 85min) ★★ 12.25am Eyes of Laura Mars Thriller with Faye Dunaway. (1978, 15, 104min) ★★★ 2.25-4.00am The Body Snatcher Macabre horror. (1945, b/w, PG, 79min) ★★★

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6.00am Emperor 7.55 M*A*S*H 9.55 Unbroken 12.15pm The Enemy Below World War Two adventure. (1957, PG, 98min) ★★★★ 2.00 Lawrence of Arabia David Lean’s epic biopic of the life of the enigmatic British soldier and adventurer TE Lawrence. (S) (1962, PG, 221min) ★★★★★ 5.40 Fury World War Two drama starring Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf and Logan Lerman. (S) (2014, 15, 131min) ★★★

8.00

Unbroken

■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am None Shall Escape 12.45pm Victim Suspense drama. (S) (1961, b/w, PG, 96min) ★★★★★ 2.45 Doctor in Distress Comedy. (S) (1963, PG, 102min) ★★★★ 4.50 Fixed Bayonets! War drama. (S) (1951, b/w, PG, 93min) ★★★ 6.45 Runaway Bride Romantic comedy. (S) (1999, PG, 116min) ★★★

9.00

8.00 Unbroken Fact-based drama directed by Angelina Jolie and starring Jack O’Connell. An Olympic athlete serving in World War Two survives being lost at sea and held in a brutal PoW camp. (S) (2014, 15, 134min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.20 Empire of the Sun Steven Spielberg’s epic drama starring Christian Bale. An English boy learns to survive in a Japanese internment camp in occupied China during World War Two. (S) (1987, PG, 152min) ★★★★

Iron Man 2

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9.00 Iron Man 2 Comic-book adventure sequel starring Robert Downey Jr, Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson and Mickey Rourke. The billionaire inventor faces a showdown with a vengeful Russian and seeks to keep his technology out of dangerous hands. (S) (2010, 12, 119min) ★★★

Thursday

7.00am Catch .44 8.40 Keeping Rosy 10.15 Rob the Mob 12.00noon The Drop As 9.00pm. 1.50pm Dead Calm Suspense thriller. (S) (1988, 15, 96min) ★★★★★ 3.30 The Big Bang Crime thriller. (2010, 15, 101min) ★★★ 5.15 Stephen King’s A Good Marriage Thriller starring Joan Allen. (2014, 15, 97min) ★★ 7.00 The Recruit Spy thriller starring Al Pacino. (S) (2003, 12, 115min) ★★★

Thursday

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12.55am Rescue Dawn Fact-based action adventure starring Christian Bale. (S) (2006, 12, 120min) ★★★★ 3.05 M*A*S*H Black comedy. (S) (1970, 15, 116min) ★★★★ 5.10-6.55am The Enemy Below Wartime adventure, as 12.15pm.

11.25 Terminator Salvation Sci-fi thriller. (S) (2009, 12, 110min) ★★★ 1.40-3.55am PREMIERE Pluto South Korean thriller. Subtitled. (2012, 15, 114min) ★★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 7.00pm The Beaver AMC Offbeat comedy drama starring Mel Gibson. ★★★ 9.00pm Good Night, and Good Luck AMC Fact-based drama. ★★★★ 9.00pm Welcome to the Jungle 5★ Adventure comedy starring The Rock. ★★★ 9.00pm Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Comedy Central Spy spoof starring Mike Myers. (HD) ★★★★ 9.00pm Daylight Syfy Disaster drama starring Sylvester Stallone. (HD) ★★★

10pm TILL LATE 10.00pm Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Channel 5 Blockbuster adventure starring Kevin Costner and Alan Rickman. (HD) ★★ 10.00pm The Punisher Spike Action thriller based on the Marvel comic books and starring Tom Jane and John Travolta. ★ 11.10pm My Super Ex-Girlfriend 5★ Fantasy comedy starring Uma Thurman, Luke Wilson and Eddie Izzard. ★★★ 11.10pm Virus Syfy Sci-fi horror thriller starring Jamie Lee Curtis. ★★ 11.15pm The Wicker Man ITV4 British horror starring Edward Woodward. (HD) ★★★★★ 2.10am Alligator Alley Syfy Monster thriller starring Jordan Hinson. (HD) ★★ 4.00am Zodiac: Signs of the Apocalypse Syfy Sci-fi disaster drama. (HD) ★

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6.00am Football Gold (HD) 7.00 WWE – Smackdown (HD) 8.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (HD) 9.30 Premier League Years (HD) 11.30 Barclays Premier League Legends (HD) 12.00noon Football Gold Back-to-back editions. 1.00pm Grand Slam of Darts The fifth day’s play at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall. (HD) 5.00 Darts Gold (HD) 5.30 Barclays Premier League World The latest top-flight news. (HD) 6.00 Sporting Heroes: Gary Newbon Interviews Phil Taylor The presenter speaks to the darts great. (HD) 7.00 LIVE Grand Slam of Darts Day six at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring the concluding four secondround matches with places in the quarterfinals at stake. (HD) 11.00 NFL Pre-Game Show The build-up to tonight’s match. (HD) 1.25am LIVE NFL: New York Jets v Buffalo Bills: At the MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Kick-off is at 1.25. (HD) 4.30 Barclays Premier League World (HD) 5.00-6.00am Football Gold (HD)

6.00am Darts Gold (HD) 7.00 Grand Slam of Darts: Day ﬁve. (HD) 11.00 Darts Gold (HD) 12.00noon One-Day International Cricket Pakistan v England. (HD) 1.00pm Cricket’s Greatest Ian Botham. (HD) 1.30 Sporting Greats (HD) 2.00 One-Day International Cricket Pakistan v England. (HD) 3.00 Cricket’s Greatest Triple bill. (HD) 4.30 WWE – Raw (HD) 6.30 The World Rugby Show Highlights. (HD) 7.00 LIVE European Rugby Challenge Cup Harlequins v Montpellier: Coverage of the Pool Three clash at the Stoop. Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 10.00 The World Rugby Show Highlights (HD) 10.30 Barclays Premier League World (HD) 11.00 Darts Gold 11.30 Football Gold (HD) 12.00m’t The World Rugby Show (HD) 12.30am Barclays Premier League World (HD) 1.00 Football Gold (HD) 1.30 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 2.30-6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: Australia v New Zealand: The opening day of the second Test from Perth. (HD)

6.00am The Sky Sports Years (HD) 7.00 Max Power (HD) 8.00 Ram Slam T20 Cricket (HD) 11.15 Sky Scholars (HD) 12.00noon Sports Unlimited (HD) 1.00pm Football Gold Four editions. (HD) 2.00 Fishing Gurus (HD) 3.00 Watersports World Aquatic activities. (HD) 4.00 The Sky Sports Years From 2002. (HD) 5.00 The Sky Sports Years From 2003. (HD) 6.00 World Pool Masters Nikos Ekonomopoulos v Ralf Souquet. (HD) 7.00 Sky Scholars (HD) 7.10 Football’s Greatest International Teams The Hungary national side of the 1950s. (HD) 7.40 LIVE Euro 2016 Qualiﬁers Norway v Hungary: The play-off ﬁrst-leg clash at the Ullevaal Stadion in Oslo. Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 9.40 Football Gold (HD) 10.00 NFL Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals (HD) 11.00 Plusnet Yorkshire Marathon Action from the race in York. (HD) 12.00m’t World Pool Masters (HD) 1.00am Grand Slam of Darts: Day six. (HD) 5.006.00am Darts Gold

6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf: The BMW Masters. Coverage of the opening day from Lake Malaren in Shanghai, China. (HD) 8.00 Inside the PGA Tour (HD) 8.30 Sporting Rivalries (HD) 9.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD) 10.00 European Tour Golf (HD) 3.00pm Inside the PGA Tour Golf update. (HD) 3.30 Sporting Rivalries 4.00 PGA Tour Classic The 2000 Tampa Bay Classic. 5.00 European Tour Golf The BMW Masters. (HD) 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf The OHL Classic at Mayakoba: The opening day at the El Camaleon Golf Club in Playa del Carmen, Mexico. (HD) 9.00 LIVE LPGA Tour Golf The Lorena Ochoa Invitational: The opening day from Club de Golf Mexico, Mexico City. (HD) 11.00 European Tour Golf The BMW Masters. (HD) 12.00m’t ATP Tour Uncovered (HD) 12.30am Sporting Rivalries (HD) 1.00 Sporting Greats 2.00 European Tour Golf (HD) 3.00-6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf: The BMW Masters: Coverage of the second day’s play from Lake Malaren in Shanghai, China. (HD)

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Sky Sports Today Sports news. (HD) 2.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers Republic of Ireland v Germany: The Group D encounter at the Aviva Stadium. (HD) 4.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers Scotland v Poland: Action from the Group D match held at Hampden Park. (HD) 6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD) 7.00 Sporting Greats Nadia Comaneci. 7.30 ATP Tour Uncovered Tennis news. (HD) 8.00 Plusnet Yorkshire Marathon Highlights of the second staging of the race from York. (HD) 9.00 World Pool Masters Nikos Ekonomopoulos v Ralf Souquet. (HD) 10.00 WWE Main Event Wrestling action. (HD) 11.00 WWE – Late Night – Raw Wrestling action from America. (HD) 1.00am WWE Main Event (HD) 2.00 Sporting Greats 2.30 ATP Tour Uncovered (HD) 3.00 Plusnet Yorkshire Marathon: As 8.00pm. (HD) 4.00-6.00am Football’s Greatest International Teams (HD)

7.30am GT Academy 2015: Back to Basics (HD) 7.45 International T20 Cricket (HD) 11.15 Tennis: Fed Cup (HD) 12.15pm Tennis: Fed Cup Russia v Germany: Action from the semi-ﬁnal staged at the Adler Arena in Sochi. 1.15 LIVE International T20 Cricket Sri Lanka v West Indies: Coverage of the concluding game in a two-match T20 series, held at the R Premadasa Stadium in Colombo. (HD) 5.00 Athletics: World Championships Action from the sixth day’s events at the Bird’s Nest Stadium in Beijing. (HD) 7.00 Athletics: World Championships Action from day seven. (HD) 9.00 Cycling The Amstel Gold Race: Highlights of the one-day race from the Netherlands, starting in Maastricht and ﬁnishing in Valkenburg. 10.00 Cycling Action from the Fleche Wallonne in Belgium, one of the Spring Classics, won last year by Alejandro Valverde of Spain. 11.00pm-12.00m’t Superbikes: MotoAmerica Highlights of round nine from New Jersey Motorsports Park in Millville. (HD)

6.15am EuroCup Basketball (HD) 7.30 The EuroLeague Basketball Show (HD) 8.00 WATTS 9.00 Australian Open Tennis (HD) 10.00 Motorsport: Formula E 10.30 GT Academy 2015: Back to Basics (HD) 10.45 WATTS 11.00 Figure Skating (HD) 1.00pm Athletics: World Championships Day six from Beijing. (HD) 3.00 Athletics: World Championships Action from day seven. (HD) 5.00 Motorcycling The Barry Sheene Festival of Speed. (HD) 6.00 Motorcycling: Billown Races Action from International Southern 100. (HD) 7.00 Triathlon The Ben Nevis Braveheart: Action from the event, which took place in Fort William, Scotland. (HD) 7.30 One-Day International Cricket Sri Lanka v West Indies: Action from the ﬁnal match in the threegame series, held at the Pallekele International Cricket Stadium. (HD) 11.00 Cycling: Revolution Series Round two from Manchester. (HD) 12.00m’t-7.00am Eurosport News (HD)

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6.00am The Ultimate Fishing Show (HD) 6.30 The WRC Magazine (HD) 7.00 Spirit of Yachting (HD) 7.30 Snow Unleashed (HD) 9.30 MotoGP Highlights (HD) 10.30 Irish Rally Review (HD) 11.00 ESPN Classic Boxing (HD) 1.00pm Road to Rio (HD) 1.30 World of Athletics (HD) 2.00 Gillette World Sport (HD) 2.30 MotoGP Highlights Action from Valencia. (HD) 3.30 Last Week, This Week Recent action. (HD) 4.00 Road to Rio (HD) 4.30 World of Athletics News and highlights. (HD) 5.00 The Ultimate Fishing Show Fishing series. (HD) 5.30 The Academy (HD) 6.00 Moto3: Valencia (HD) 7.00 Moto2: Valencia (HD) 8.00 MotoGP: Valencia (HD) 9.00 MotoGP Chequered Flag Analysis. (HD) 10.00 UFC – The Ultimate Fighter (HD) 11.00 UFC Fighter Profile 12.00m’t Harlequins v Sale Sharks (HD) 1.30am Northampton Saints v Saracens (HD) 3.00 Exeter v Leicester (HD) 4.30-6.00am Wasps v Gloucester Rugby (HD)

6.00am Saskatchewan Montreal (HD) 8.30 Pardon the Interruption (HD) 9.00 Around the Horn (HD) 9.30 College Football Live (HD) 10.00 NBA Tonight (HD) 10.30 World Series of Poker (HD) 1.30pm Pardon the Interruption (HD) 2.00 Around the Horn Sports debate. (HD) 2.30 College Football Action from College Football. (HD) 5.30 ESPN FC (HD) 6.00 LIVE Euroleague Basketball Action from Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball. 8.00 College Football Action from College Football. (HD) 11.00 NBA Action The latest action from the NBA. (HD) 11.30 College Football Live News and action. (HD) 12.00m’t College Football Live: The latest news and action. (HD) 12.30am LIVE Virginia Tech Georgia Tech: College Football action. Kick-off 12.30. (HD) 4.00 Road to Rio (HD) 4.30 Last Week, This Week (HD) 5.00 World of Athletics (HD) 5.30-6.00am College Football Live (HD)

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11.10 Artsnight – Clara Amfo

7.00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 7/7. The chef arrives in Istanbul to conclude his journey, where he enjoys a ﬁshing expedition on the Bosphorus and cooks kofte kebabs with pistachios. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

Terry Wogan and Tess Daly present an evening of fundraising, including at: 8.00 Helen George has been 8.00 Mastermind wowing the Strictly judges – now four Specialist subjects include Donald of her Call the Midwife colleagues Campbell, Ian Paisley and The Pop get in on the act in a special edition. Larkin Chronicles. (S)(HD) 8.30 Fearne Cotton joins in the fun, 8.30 NEW SERIES An Island presenting an unmissable sketch for Parish: Falklands Star Wars fans in which Warwick Documentary following life in the Davis, C-3PO and R2-D2 are British overseas territory. (S)(HD)(AD) joined by a few famous Jedi fans. 9.00 Great Continental 9.00 Scottish singer Rod Stewart Railway Journeys performs live, and surrealist 4/6. Michael Portillo embarks on a comedian Harry Hill crams 40 years Greek odyssey, heading north from of TV history into four minutes. the Athens port of Piraeus to the 9.30 Jess Glynne performs the city of Thessaloniki, exploring the Children in Need song, Take Me Acropolis and sampling moussaka Home. See feature, page 8 (S)(HD) along the way. (S)(HD)(AD) ■ Continues on BBC2

10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 10.25 Local News (S) Followed by Lottery Update (S)

10.40 NEW Children in Need Terry Wogan, Rochelle Humes and Nick Grimshaw present the ﬁnal part, featuring Selena Gomez, Shane Filan and Nadine Coyle, as well as the casts of Kinky Boots and Bend It Like Beckham. (S)(HD)

2.00am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (HD) 2.05-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD)

94 TV&Satellite Week

10.00 NEW Children in Need The fundraiser switches over to BBC2, where Shane Richie is the MC in Albert Square, and Peter Andre provides the music. (S)(HD) ■ Continues on BBC1 10.40 Newsnight (S)(HD) 11.10 Artsnight – Clara Amfo The Radio 1 star reveals how the fame industry works. (S)(HD) 11.40 Later… with Jools Holland: Duos and Duets Including music by the White Stripes. (S)(HD) 12.45am FILM Cross of Iron World War Two drama starring James Coburn. (S)(HD) (1977, 18, 125min) ★★★ 2.50-4.50 Sign Zone: Question Time (S)(R)(HD) 3.50 Class of 92: Out of Their League (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.50-6.00am Previews (S)

7.00

Coronation Street

7.00 Coronation Street

9.00

Gogglebox

7.00 News (S)(HD)

Tracy is stunned to discover Tony has emptied their joint business account. (S)(HD)(AD)

7.30 LIVE International Football Spain v England: Mark Pougatch presents coverage of the friendly match from Estadio Jose Rico Perez in Alicante, featuring two sides that qualiﬁed easily for Euro 2016. With analysis from Lee Dixon and Ian Wright, and commentary provided by Clive Tyldesley and Glenn Hoddle. Kick-off is at 7.45. (S)(HD)

7.30 Unreported World 6/8. Investigating the rapidly expanding multi-billion-dollar child surrogacy industry in Mexico. (S)(HD)

8.00 NEW Grand Designs Kevin McCloud returns to north Cornwall to catch up on one of his favourite projects, to discover whether Rebecca Sturrock and Gregory Kewish have been successful with their plans. (S)(HD)

9.00 Gogglebox 10/12. Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas. (S)

10.00 ITV News (S) 10.30 Local News (S) 10.45 International Football Highlights Mark Pougatch presents action from the friendly match between Spain and England at Estadio Jose Rico Perez in Alicante, as the sides began their preparations for Euro 2016. (S)

11.50 The Chase Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Studio guests air their differences. (S)(SL)(R) 3.40-6.00am ITV Nightscreen (HD)

+1hour

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing (R) Repeat (HD) High Definition (AD) Audio Description

SKY 131

VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 114 33 112

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10/16. Guests include comedian Dawn French, who discusses her new novel According to YES, and Little Mix, who perform their new single Love Me Like You live in the studio. (S)(HD)

11.05 First Dates Dean’s dream of dating a redhead looks set to become true with flame-haired Kate. (S)(R)(HD) 12.10am Rude Tube (S)(HD) 1.10 FILM Maniac Thriller starring Elijah Wood. (S) (HD) (2012, 18, 90min) ★★★ 2.40 Supernatural (S)(HD) 3.30 Four Rooms (S)(HD) 4.25 Location, Location, Location (S)(R) 5.25-6.15am Deal or No Deal: Double Trouble – Siblings Specials (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

+1hour

SKY 135

VIRGIN F’VIEW 13 FREESAT HD 109 143 121

13 November CHANNEL 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 F’VIEW HD 150 5

HD 105/171

F’SAT 105

SKY 106 VIRGIN 110 HD 106/217 HD 109

6.00am The Dog Whisperer (AD) 7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD) 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R) (AD) 9.00 Harrow: A Very British School (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles Reign Fall: 10/24. A killer starts targeting a string of Marines. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 2/8. The pupils compete in an a cappella sing-off. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 Modern Family (S)(R)(HD) 5.30 Futurama (S)(R)(AD) 6.00 Futurama (S)(R) 6.30 The Simpsons A Milhouse Divided: Homer worries about his marriage. (S)

LOCAL VARIATIONS BBC1 SCOTLAND

Sky 951, Virgin 862, Freesat 960

4.30-5.15pm Flog It! (S)

N. IRELAND

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957

6.55-7.00pm Party Political Broadcast (S)(R)(HD)

NCIS: New Orleans

7.00 Secrets of St Paul’s Cathedral 3/3. Dallas Campbell presents as engineer Steve Burrows leads a team of scientists and historians in an investigation of the engineering involved in the construction of St Paul’s Cathedral. (S)(R)(HD)

8.00 Ice Road Truckers 2/12. The drivers rush to complete their deliveries before a devastating storm strikes, but Alex’s journey takes him over a treacherous stretch of thin ice. (S)

9.00 NCIS: New Orleans Rock-a-Bye Baby: 21/24. A naval commander’s car is stolen with his infant daughter still inside, leaving Pride, Brody and LaSalle to discover whether it was a hijacking or abduction. (S)(HD)(AD)

10.00 NCIS Shooter: 20/24. The team investigates the killing of a photographer with the Marines, who was due to testify at a courtmartial. (Series 11) (S)(HD)(AD)

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Bounty: 8/24. A former army sergeant is found dead – and the team suspects terrorists are behind his murder. Meanwhile, Deeks and Kensi continue to bond. (Series 2) (S)(HD) 11.55 Access (HD) 12.00m’t SuperCasino 3.10am Inside Holloway (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 2,000 Tattoos, 40 Piercings and a Pickled Ear (S)(R)(HD) 4.45-6.00am House Doctor Triple bill. (S)(SL)(R)(AD)

+1hour

SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT 44 128 177 155

8.00 Gordonstoun: A Different…

7.00 The Simpsons Steal This Episode: Homer gets busted for illegally downloading movies for free. (S)(R)(HD) 7.30 Married to the Blob: Marvel Comics supremo Stan Lee offers relationship advice to Comic Book Guy. (S)(R)

8.00 Gordonstoun: A Different Class NEW EDITION 2/6. As the look inside one of the UK’s most exclusive schools continues, one pupil tries to prove he has what it takes to be captain of the Gordonstoun ﬁre station.

9.00 A League of Their Own Radio presenter Sara Cox and One Direction’s Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan join James Corden, Andrew Flintoff, Jamie Redknapp and Jack Whitehall for the sports-based comedy quiz. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

10.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo Lee Mack hosts the comedy panel game, in which he is joined by Dara O Briain, Ruth Jones and Mel C to ﬁnd the answers to all manner of trivia. (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

11.00 Zoo 13/13. Jackson and the team make one last desperate attempt to find a cure for the global animal pandemic. (S)(R) 12.00m’t NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R) (HD) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R) (HD) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize (R)(AD) 4.00 Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 4.30 Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 5.00-6.00am Football’s Funniest Moments (S)(R)(HD)(AD)

+1hour

SKY 130

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor

BBC4

SKY 115 VIR106 F’VIEW 7 F’SAT147 HD 115/210 HD163 HD 105 HD 106

SKY 116 VIR107 F’VIEW 9 F’SAT148 HD 116/211 HD164 HD 106 HD 107

7.00pm Top Gear The Top Gear track plays host to a replica of one of the world’s most famous rally cars. (HD)

8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride A rugby player from Widnes in Cheshire plans his wedding.

9.00 Rent a Cop 3/8. The

WALES

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964

No variations

BBC2 SCOTLAND

Sky 970, Freesat 970

9.15am Flog It! (S) 10.00-11.55 LIVE Bowls: Scottish International (S) 1.45-3.45pm LIVE Bowls: Scottish international (S) 7.00 Coast (S)(R) 7.30-8.00 Landward (S) 11.40 Bowls: Scottish International Highlights (S) 12.50am Later… with Jools Holland: Duos and Duets (S)(HD) 1.502.50am Patagonia: Earth’s Secret Paradise (S)(SL)(R)

N. IRELAND

9.00

BBC3

Sky 972, Freesat 969

No variations

team escorts a group of drag queens on a Bank Holiday pub crawl in Leeds. (HD)

9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News The comedian’s perspective on stories dominating the media. (HD)

10.00 Josh 1/6. Sitcom with

Family Guy 12.45 Josh (HD) (AD) 1.15 Rent a Cop (HD) 1.45 Together (HD) 2.15 The Fear (HD) 2.45 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra (HD) 3.30-4.00am Russell Howard’s Good News (HD)

ITV

S4C Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Ffermio 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.00 Ar y Dibyn SERIES FINALE 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Tag 5.40 Stwnsh: Larfa 5.45 Stwnsh: Madron 5.55 Stwnsh: Ffeil 6.00 Pobol y Cwm (AD) 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Twm Morys: Ofn Cerdd Dant 7.00 Heno 7.30 Ralïo+ – Rali Cymru GB 8.00 Pobol y Cwm (AD) 8.25 Becws 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Sam ar y Sgrin 10.00 Stiwdio Gefn 10.30 Fferm Ffactor: Brwydr y Ffermwyr 11.30pm12.05am Dim Byd

New issue on sale now

Featuring music by The Carpenters, Bread, Charles Aznavour, 10cc, Bellamy Brothers, Exile and Dr Hook.

8.00 Pappano’s Classical Voices 2/4. Antonio Pappano discusses tenors. (HD)(AD)

9.00 Top of the Pops 1977: Big Hits Archive musical performances from 1977, including Rod Stewart, The Jacksons, Queen, The Stranglers, Brotherhood of Man, David Bowie, Bob Marley, Baccara and Elvis Costello.

11.00 Imagine – Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now (HD) 12.25am Top of the Pops 1977: Big Hits 1.25 Rod Stewart Live at Hyde Park (HD) 2.253.50am Imagine – Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now (HD)

ITV2

SKY 118 VIR115 F’VIEW F’SAT 113 6 HD 118/225 HD 176

SKY 136 VIR144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122

Sky 971, Freesat 971

No variations

The day’s leading stories. (HD)

7.30 Sounds of the 70s

Josh Widdecombe. Josh is invited to the event of the summer, but it is a pool party 10.00 NEW Rod Stewart and he cannot swim. (HD)(AD) Live at Hyde Park A concert by the singer that 10.30 Russell Howard’s closed Radio 2’s annual Good News Extra Extended Festival in a Day in September, edition of the show. (HD) with performances of songs including Gasoline Alley, Angel 11.15 Family Guy 12.00m’t American Dad! (HD) 12.25am and In a Broken Dream. (HD)

WALES

7.00pm Sport Wales (S) 7.30-10.00pm LIVE Match of the Day Wales (S)

7.00pm World News Today

6.00am You’ve Been Framed! 6.20 Psych (HD) 7.05 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 8.05 You’ve Been Framed! 8.35 Dinner Date (HD) 9.35 Psych (HD) 10.25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta (HD) 12.10pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date (HD) 2.406.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Judge Rinder (HD)

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Comical home-video clips, narrated by Harry Hill.

8.00 Two and a Half Men 6/24. Charlie teaches Jake to ignore unwanted female telephone callers. (HD) 8.30 7/24. Judith is worried when Jake draws an intimate picture of one of Charlie’s friends. (Series 1) (HD)

9.00 FILM The Break-Up Comedy drama starring Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. A newly separated couple begin an uneasy cohabitation in order to hang on to their exclusive apartment. (HD)(AD) (2006, 12, 107min) ★★★

Friday

6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.10 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 12.10pm News (S)(HD) 12.15 Ice Road Truckers (S)(R)(HD) 1.15 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 1.45 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 2.20 NCIS Crescent City – Part Two: 19/24. (Series 11) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.15 When Calls the Heart Change of Heart/Love Comes First: 9&10/12. Jack finally asks Elizabeth out, but is soon reassigned. (Series 1) (S)(R)(HD) 5.00 News (S)(HD) 5.30 Neighbours Amy helps Steph to see her situation from a different perspective. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.00 Home and Away John gets a call saying Marilyn has gone missing from hospital. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 News (S)(HD)

SKY1

Friday

7.30 2 Broke Girls 15/22. Max and Caroline’s cat Nancy goes missing for a few days, and her return heralds a surprise for the pair. (Series 4) (HD)(AD)

8.00 FILM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Blockbuster sci-ﬁ action adventure sequel inspired by the shape-changing toys, starring Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox. A college student and his girlfriend get caught up in a titanic struggle between good and evil alien robots. With Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson. (HD)(AD) (2009, 12, 149min) ★★★

11.10 FILM Almost Married: Comedy starring Philip McGinley. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) (AD) 12.55am Drifters (HD) A man tries to avoid sleeping 1.30 Chewing Gum (HD) 2.00 with his fiancée so she will not Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and find out he has caught a Tattoos (HD) 2.55 2 Broke Girls sexually transmitted disease. (HD)(AD) 3.20 The 100 (HD) (HD)(AD) (2014, 15, 97min) (AD) 4.05 Marvel’s Agents of ★★ 1.10am Two and a Half S.H.I.E.L.D (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.50Men (HD) 1.30-2.25am The Vampire Diaries (HD)(AD) 6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD)

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 180 116 27 114

+1hour

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 137 146 29 123

TV&Satellite Week 95

FRIDAY SKY LIVING

SKY ATLANTIC

SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 HD 111 HD 107/221

SKY 108 HD 108/222

Friday

6.00am Border Security USA 7.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Chopper Squad (HD) 9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00 Border Security USA 11.00 Who’d Be a Billionaire (HD) 12.00noon Chicago Fire: Keep Your Mouth Shut: 15/22. (Series 2) (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds (HD) 3.00 CSI (Series 4) (HD) 5.00 Wild Vets 6.00 Nothing to Declare: The work of customs officers in Australia.

7 PM

8 PM

Entertainment

9.00

The Blacklist

8.00

7.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia European cuisine and Australian ﬂavours collide as two budding chefs put together a menu. 8.00 CSI Angle of Attack: 11/18. Russell and the team investigate a suspected hit-andrun. (Series 15) (HD)

Blue Bloods

7.00 Cold Case The Runner: 5/23. Rush reopens a 30-year-old murder investigation. (Series 1) (HD) 8.00 Blue Bloods Higher Education: 8/23. Danny investigates after a student is found shot dead, execution-style, on a college campus. (HD)

9.00 Secrets and Lies: 9/23. Frank enlists the assistance of a notorious Mob lawyer to prevent a hit. (Series 3) (HD)

10.00 Criminal Minds All That Remains: 14/24. A man reports his teenage daughters missing. (Series 8) (HD)

10.00 The Last Panthers 1/6. Multilingual drama with Samantha Morton and John Hurt. (HD)

11.00 Elementary (HD) 12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.50am Bones (HD) 3.30 Criminal Minds (HD) 4.20 The Real A&E (HD) 5.10-6.00am Nothing to Declare VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 122 140

REAL LIVES SKY VIRG 172 160 6.00am Fat Families: Second Helpings 7.00 Four Weddings 8.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 11.15 Cooks to Market 11.30 America’s Next Top Model 2.30pm The Biggest Loser: Australia 2.00 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 3.00 Animal Hoarding 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 Four Weddings 6.00 The Steve Wilkos Show 8.00 Nothing to Declare 9.00 NY ER 10.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Eurotrash 1.30 Boozed Up Brits Abroad 2.00 Red Shoe Diaries 2.30 Most Shocking 3.30 Most Haunted Extra 4.00 Date My Mate 5.006.00am Animal Hoarding VIRG +1 hour SKY 173 207

96 TV&Satellite Week

7.05am Bewitched 7.35 ’Allo ’Allo! 9.00-11.00 Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill. 11.00 Cheers 11.30 Bewitched 12.00noon My Family 12.40pm The Green Green Grass 1.20 Keeping Up Appearances 2.05 The Vicar of Dibley 4.00-6.00 Last of the Summer Wine: Triple bill. 6.00 My Family 6.40 The Green Green Grass: Boycie stands in the mayoral election.

8.50

9.00 The Blacklist NEW EPISODE The Djinn: 4/22. Red tries to track down a woman who can help exonerate Liz. (Series 3) (HD)

GOLD SKY VIRGIN 110 126

Not Going Out

DAVE

ITV3

ITV4

SKY 111 VIRGIN 128 F’VIEW 12 HD111/246 HD 194

SKY 119 VIR117 F’VIEW F’SAT HD119/263 HD 177 10 115

SKY 120 VIR118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD120/268 HD 178 24 117

7.00am Hardliners (HD) 7.20 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green (HD) 8.10 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 9.00 American Pickers (HD) 10.00 Motorway Cops (HD) 11.00 Top Gear (HD) 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK (HD) 2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 3.00 American Pickers: An old soda fountain. (HD) 4.00 The Money Pit (HD) 5.00 Motorway Cops (HD) 6.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD)

6.00am George and Mildred 6.25 Heartbeat 7.30 Murder, She Wrote (HD) 8.30 Where the Heart Is 9.30-10.50 Judge Judy: Triple bill. 10.50 A Touch of Frost (HD) 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild at Heart 3.10 Where the Heart Is 4.15 Doctor at Large 4.50 On the Buses 5.20 George and Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat: Dog Days: A fire breaks out at Peter Pyke’s textile warehouse.

6.00am Magnum, PI (HD) 6.55 Gunsmoke 8.00 The Sweeney 9.05 Minder 10.10 Gunsmoke 11.15 The Professionals 12.15pm Storage Wars (HD) 12.45 LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions: The opening session on day four from the Ricoh Arena, Coventry. (HD) 5.15 The Professionals: The Acorn Syndrome. 6.15 Storage Wars: Barry Weiss’s judgement is called into question. (HD)

9.00

7.20 Keeping Up Appearances Hyacinth auditions for a part in Emmet’s musical. 8.00 The Vicar of Dibley Geraldine tries to make the supreme sacriﬁce by giving up chocolate for Lent. 8.50 Not Going Out Lucy announces she is pregnant, causing Lee to wonder if he is the father. 9.30 The Catherine Tate Show Sketch show with guest star Patsy Palmer. 10.00 The Interviews Chats with The Goon Show star Spike Milligan.

Dynamo…

8.00

7.00 American Pickers Mike and Frank uncover an impressive hoard, and strike gold in an unusual prop shop. (HD) 8.00 Top Gear Richard Hammond compares the Porsche Cayman GTS with the latest Chevrolet Corvette. With guest Olly Murs. (HD) 9.00 Dynamo: Magician Impossible The illusionist predicts the winners of seven football games in the Euro 2012 championship. (HD) 10.00 Mock the Week With guests Stephen K Amos and Ed Byrne. 10.40 With Greg Davies and Danielle Ward.

Midsomer Murders

7.00 Murder, She Wrote Coal Miner’s Slaughter: Jessica heads to West Virginia to come to the aid of a friend arrested for murder. (HD) 8.00 Midsomer Murders Small Mercies: The peace in a sleepy hamlet is disturbed when a man’s body is found tied down in a miniature village – just like the titular hero in Gulliver’s Travels. Guest stars Jesse Birdsall and Olivia Colman.

10.00 Law & Order: UK Flaw: 1/8. A jeweller is found dead with no hands. (Series 8) (HD)

11.00 The Wire (HD) 1.30am Curb Your Enthusiasm (HD) 3.15 Vegas (HD) 4.10 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 5.056.00am David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies (HD)

11.00 Steve Coogan: The Man Who Thinks He’s It 12.55am Getting On 1.35 The Catherine Tate Show 2.00 Steve Coogan: The Man Who Thinks He’s It 3.30-4.00am Getting On

11.20 QI XL (HD) 12.20am Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled (HD) 1.20 Red Dwarf 2.00-4.00am Suits (HD)

11.00 Wycliffe (HD) 12.10am FILM Out of Sight: Thriller. (HD) (1998, 15) ★★★★ 2.20 Where the Heart Is 3.10 Judge Judy 3.30 ITV3 Nightscreen (HD) 4.006.00am Emmerdale (HD)

+1 hour SKY 170

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 166 127

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 214 129

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 193 174

SKY2 SKY VIRG 129 121

11.15

6.45 LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions Jill Douglas presents coverage of the evening session on day four from the Ricoh Arena in Coventry, featuring the Group Two final, as the line-up for the last four is confirmed. Analysis from Alan McManus and Neil Foulds, and commentary by Clive Everton. (HD)

11.15 FILM Tightrope: Thriller starring Clint Eastwood as a detective who finds he shares traits with the sex murderer he is trying to track down. (HD) (1984, 18, 114min) ★★★ 1.35am Minder 2.402.50am Movies Now (HD)

F’SAT 116

PICK

WATCH

ALIBI

ITV BE

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 152 123 11 144

SKY 109 VIRG 124 HD 109/245 HD 191

SKY 132 VIRG 130 HD 132/247 HD 200

SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT 179 HD 179 26 118

6.00am Sunrise 7.00 6.00am Andromeda 8.00 Animal House Most Haunted 8.00 9.00 Monkey Life Sixth Sense with Colin 10.00am-12.00noon Fry 9.00 The Jerry Nothing to Declare Springer Show 10.30 12.00noon Monkey Life 60 Minute Makeover 11.30 Motorway Patrol 1.00pm Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 12.30pm Jerry Springer 2.00 Border Security Show 2.00 UK Border USA 3.00 Nothing Force 3.00 Border to Declare 4.00 All Security: Canada’s Front Aboard: East Coast Line 4.00 Highway Patrol Trains 5.00 Monkey Life 6.00 The Dog Whisperer 6.00 Stargate SG-1 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00 Stargate Atlantis 9.00 8.00 Arrow 5/23. Oliver Night Cops: Officers deal reaches out to an old friend. (Series 4) with a man thought to be carrying a gun. 10.00 9.00 Stop, Search, Seize Road Wars: Officers Following the work of combat vehicle crime. Ireland’s border force. 11.00 Nothing to Declare 10.00 Prison: First 12.00m’t Most Daring and Last 24 Hours 1.00am Road Wars 2.00 11.00 Brit Cops: War on Sexcetera 3.00 Most Crime 12.00m’t Road Shocking 4.00 Most Wars 1.00am Trollied 1.30 Haunted 5.00-6.00am Dog the Bounty Hunter Motorway Patrol 2.00-4.00 Nothing to Declare 4.00 Road Wars +1 hour SKY F’SAT 153 159 5.00-6.00am Farscape

Tightrope

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 206 175

F’SAT 155

ITV ENCORE SKY 123 HD 123/269

6.15am Real Rescues 7.00 Hart of Dixie (HD) 8.00 MasterChef Australia (HD) 9.00 Tipping Point (HD) 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Pointless 12.00noon MasterChef Australia (HD) 1.00pm CSI: NY (HD) 3.00 Pointless 4.00 The Bill 5.00 CSI: NY (Series 2) (HD) 7.00 MasterChef Australia NEW EDITION (HD) 8.00 Humble Pie NEW EDITION 5/8. Hosted by Melanie Sykes with judge Marco Pierre White. (HD) 9.00 Grimm Clear and Wesen Danger: 2/22. Nick makes some major changes. (Series 5) (HD) 10.00 FILM Fool’s Gold Romantic comedy. (HD) (2008, 12, 107min) ★ 12.20am CSI: NY (HD) 1.55-3.00am The Strain (Series 2) (HD)

7.10am Diagnosis Murder 9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 6.00am The Encore Hour 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.10 The Only Way Is 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs (HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: Essex (HD) 10.00 May 10.00 The Return of F.B.Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & the Best House Win (HD) Sherlock Holmes (HD) Isles (Series 2) (HD) 11.00 Peter Andre’s 60 11.10 Heartbeat 1.00pm Murdoch Mysteries Minute Makeover (HD) 12.10pm Peak Practice (HD) 2.00 Sue Thomas: 12.05pm The Jeremy Kyle 1.10 Robin of Sherwood F.B.Eye 3.00 Rizzoli & Show USA 1.00 Flipping 2.25 The Chief 3.25 Isles (Series 2) (HD) 5.00 Out 2.00 The Real Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, Castle (Series 4) (HD) Housewives of Orange Downstairs 5.35 The 7.00 Father Brown The County (HD) 3.00 The Return of Sherlock Devil’s Dust: The search Millionaire Matchmaker Holmes (HD) 6.50 for a girl who is believed (HD) 4.00 The Real Agatha Christie’s Poirot: to be radioactive. (HD) Housewives of Beverly The Cornish Mystery. (HD) 8.00 Rizzoli & Isles 5:26: Hills: Double bill. (HD) 7.55 The Disappearance 12/18. The death of a of Mr Davenheim. (HD) 6.00 Dinner Date: Zoe former drug addict is from London looks for 9.00 Vera: Death of a found to be connected love. (HD) 7.00 The Family Man: An informant to Rizzoli. (Series 6) (HD) Millionaire Matchmaker: spying on his own firm 9.00 Jonathan Creek Double bill. (HD) 9.00 is found dead. (HD) Danse Macabre: A horror The Bachelor USA NEW 11.00 Whitechapel writer is murdered. EDITION Sean plays 12.00m’t Band of Gold 10.00 Father Brown (HD) roller derby with eight of 1.05am At Home with the remaining contenders. the Braithwaites 2.15 11.00 Castle (HD) 1.00am 10.55 Bridezillas (HD) Kingdom 3.10 The Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 11.55pm-12.50am The Glass 4.00-6.00am 3.00-4.00am Republic of Doyle (Series 4) (HD) The Encore Hour Jeremy Kyle Show USA

VIRG +1 hour SKY 213 125

SKY VIRG +1 hour 226 131

SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour 207 120 158

SKY +1 hour 208

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13 November MORE4

SYFY

COMEDY CENTRAL SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 HD 112/205 HD 181 8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00 Friends (HD) 10.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 11.00 The Middle (HD) 12.00noon-4.00pm Friends: Back-to-back episodes. (Series 8) (HD) 4.00pm Impractical Jokers (HD) 5.00-7.00 Friends: Back-toback episodes, including at: 6.00 7/24. Rachel considers moving out. (HD) 6.30 8/24. Rachel tells her father she is pregnant. (Series 8) (HD)

UNIVERSAL

SKY 138 VIR147 F’VIEW F’SAT HD138/231 HD 203 14 124

SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 HD 114/201 HD 165 6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 7.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon Star Trek: The Next Generation (HD) 1.00pm Quantum Leap (HD) 2.00 FILM Asteroid v Earth (HD) (2014, PG, 91min) ★ 4.00 Mutant X (HD) 5.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Series 7) 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Way of the Warrior – Part One: 1/26. (Series 4)

8.55am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under (HD) 10.00 Great Canal Journeys (HD) 11.05 FILM A Town Like Alice: War drama. (1956, b/w, PG, 111min) ★★★ 1.25pm Time Team 3.35 Walking Through History: North Norfolk (HD) 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 5.45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (HD) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys: A trip down the Oxford Canal. (HD)

SKY 113 VIRGIN HD 113/204 137

Friday

FOX

SKY ARTS SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 121/223 HD 206

SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 HD 124/188 HD 199

6.00am Numb3rs (Series 3) (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 White Collar (HD) 9.00 In Plain Sight (HD) 10.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 11.00 CSI: Miami (Series 1) (HD) 12.00noon NCIS (HD) 2.00pm Law & Order (HD) 3.00 In Plain Sight (HD) 4.00 Numb3rs: 18/24. (Series 3) (HD) 5.00 Sea Patrol (Series 3) (HD) 6.00 CSI: Miami: Dead Woman Walking: 15/24. (Series 1) (HD)

8.00am Leverage (Series 5) (HD) 9.00 Monk (Series 4) (HD) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (Series 6) (HD) 11.00 The Mentalist (HD) 1.00pm NCIS (HD) 3.00 Leverage (HD) 4.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (HD) 5.00 The Mentalist: Ruby Slippers: 21/24. (HD) 6.00 So Long and Thanks for All the Red Snapper: 22/24. Lisbon reconnects with her ex-fiancé. (Series 4) (HD)

6.00am Nation’s Best Am Dram Extras (HD) 7.00 André Rieu: Welcome to My World (HD) 8.00 Russell Watson Live at the Royal Albert Hall 10.35 Evgeny Kissin at Orange: Bach and Schumann (HD) 11.30 Discovering: Valentino (HD) 12.00noon Auction (HD) 1.00pm Design Dealers (HD) 2.00 Cendrillon (HD) 4.45 Nuages (HD) 5.00 Michelangelo – Heart and Stone (HD) 6.00 NEW SERIES Darbar Festival 2015 (HD)

9.00

Phone Booth

9.00

7.00 Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. (HD) 7.30 The guys review clips of four Joker v Joker challenges. (HD) 8.00 Bob’s Burgers 7/23. Tina accidentally ruins the family car. (HD) 8.30 8/23. Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend. (HD)

7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation The Best of Both Worlds – Part Two: 1/26. Riker faces a life-or-death decision. (Series 4) (HD) 8.00 The Librarians And the Broken Staff: 2/10. The devious Prospero brings ﬁctional villains to battle the team. (Series 2) (HD)

9.00 Impractical Jokers The guys give terrible telemarketing presentations. (HD) 9.30 The pranksters give tennis lessons. (HD)

The Returned

6.00

7.55 Great Canal Journeys Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on a trip through London, meeting fellow actors Andrew Sachs and Ian McKellen. (HD) 9.00 The Returned NEW EPISODE Madame Costa: 5/8. Jerome and Berg encounter Audrey, while Victor sets out to help Julie. Subtitled. (Series 2) (HD)

CSI: Miami

11.00 Family Guy

7.00-11.00 NCIS Caged: 12/25. McGee is sent to a prison to interview a murder suspect, but ends up being held hostage by the inmates. (HD) 8.00 Broken Bird: 13/25. Ducky is attacked by a woman who accuses him of war crimes, alleging he tortured and killed her brother. (Series 6) (HD)

7.00-10.00 NCIS Freedom: 13/24. An ex-serviceman is beaten to death, and the agents are forced to consider the possibility his wife is the killer. (HD) 8.00 A Man Walks into a Bar: 14/24. The agents investigate the death of a submarine’s commanding ofﬁcer. (Series 8) (HD)

9.00 Requiem: 7/19. Gibbs tries to protect one of his dead daughter’s friends, who is being stalked by a veteran of the Iraq War. (HD)

9.00 Lost in Translation: 21/24. The death of a US Marine in Washington, DC takes Gibbs and Bishop to Afghanistan. (Series 12) (HD)

10.00 Designated Target: 8/19. An admiral is found executed by the side of a road. (Series 5) (HD)

10.00 American Horror Story: Hotel Devil’s Night: 4/13. (Series 5) (HD)

10.00 South Park NEW EPISODE (HD) 10.30 Brickleberry SERIES FINALE (HD) 11.00 The Daily Show NEW EDITION (HD) 11.30 Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing (HD) 12.30am Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central (HD) 1.00 South Park 1.30 Brickleberry 2.00 Bob’s Burgers 3.00 South Park 3.25 Broad City 3.505.00am Two and a Half Men

10.50 FILM Age of Tomorrow (HD) (2014, 15) ★ 12.50am Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1.50 FILM Battledogs (HD) (2013, 15) ★★ 3.40 The Captains Close Up (HD) 4.10-6.00am FILM Mega Shark vs Kolossus (HD) (2015, 15, 90min) ★

10.10pm-12.20am Father Ted: Back-to-back episodes of the comedy series. 12.20am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.20-3.35am Great Canal Journeys (HD)

11.00pm-2.00am Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (HD) 2.00am Law & Order (HD) 3.00 Numb3rs (HD) 4.00 Quincy ME 5.006.00am White Collar (HD)

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 12.00m’t American Dad! (HD) 1.00am Family Guy (HD) 2.00 The Walking Dead (HD) 3.00 Family Guy 4.005.00am American Dad! (HD)

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 127 133

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 194 136

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 139 196

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 150 138

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 165 158

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

F’SAT 125

CBS ACTION

CBS DRAMA

4SEVEN

5USA

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 148 192 64 137

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 149 197 74 134

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 140 195 110/47 127

SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 174 153 21 129

9.00am Flashpoint 10.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 12.00noon Star Trek 1.00pm CSI (Series 6) 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 7.00 NCIS Black Water: 11/23. The team lets a private investigator come on board to help find a missing person. (Series 2) 8.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Sanctuary: 10/26. (Series 2) 9.00 CSI Time of Your Death: 22/24. A blackjack player is murdered after a big win. (Series 6) 10.00 Bad Girls Babes Behind Bars: 8/13. 11.05 Walker, Texas Ranger 12.05am CSI 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 Oz 4.20 Walker, Texas Ranger 5.056.00am Hawaii Five-O

8.00am Knots Landing 10.00 Matlock 11.00 The District 12.00noon Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi 2.00 The High Chaparral 3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge Judy 5.00 The District 6.00 Knots Landing (Series 1) 7.00 Knots Landing Community Spirit: 2/13. JR Ewing visits the community. (Series 1) 8.00 Judge Judy Real-life small-claims cases. 9.00 Playing the Field 1/6. Dave waits to stand trial. (Series 5) 10.15 Sex and the City 10.50 Californication 11.25 Nurse Jackie 12.00m’t Jerry Springer 12.50am Sex and the City 1.25 Californication 2.00 Nurse Jackie 2.35 Jerry Springer 3.20 Beverly Hills 90210 4.10-5.00am The High Chaparral (Series 1)

9.00am Benchmark (HD) 10.00 Come Dine with Me (HD) 10.30 Four in a Bed (HD) 11.00 Grand Designs (HD) 12.00noon Homes by the Sea (HD) 1.00pm Location, Location, Location 2.00 Four in a Bed (HD) 2.30-5.00 Come Dine with Me: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 5.00 Location, Location, Location 6.00 Come Dine with Me: Double bill. (HD) 8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners: A home overrun by goats. (HD) 9.00 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 10.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins (HD) 11.05 Gogglebox 12.05am Grand Designs (HD) 1.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (HD) 2.05 Embarrassing Bodies 3.00 Homes by the Sea (HD) 3.55-4.55am Come Dine with Me (HD)

7.00am Diagnosis Murder 7.50 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 8.50 Columbo: Murder Under Glass 10.30 Access 10.40 Diagnosis Murder 11.40 Access 11.55 NCIS 1.55pm Mystery Woman: Oh Baby 3.50 Access 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 CSI: Celebrating Vegas 6.00 CSI: NY (Series 8) 6.55 Access 7.00 NCIS In the Dark: 22/24. A blind man unwittingly photographs evidence of a murder. 8.00 Trojan Horse: 23/24. A man is found dead in a taxi. (Series 4) 9.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (Series 9) 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00m’t CSI: NY 12.55am CSI: Cyber 1.55 CSI: Miami 2.50-3.00am Access VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 219 154 130

5 SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 176 151 30 131

10.00 Hard

7.00 Landscape Artist of the Year Frank Skinner and Joan Bakewell return to Trelissick on the Fal estuary in Cornwall. (HD)

Friday

NEW 10.30 Brickleberry

7 PM

8.00 Discovering: Rock Hudson A look at the life and career of Hollywood actor Rock Hudson.

9.00 Sky Arts Sessions Performances by The Vaccines, Lucy Rose and Django Django. (HD)

10.00 NEW SERIES Hard 1/12. French comedy drama. (HD) 10.30 NEW EPISODE 2/12. (Series 3) (HD)

10 PM

11.00 Depeche Mode: Live (HD) 12.30am Discovering: Depeche Mode 1.00 Classic Albums 2.00 Hard (HD) 3.00 Nation’s Best Am Dram (HD) 4.00 Nation’s Best Am Dram Extras (HD) 5.00-6.00am Ink! Alter Egos Exposed

TRUE ENT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT 184 189 61 142

9.00am Neighbours 6.00am The Waltons 7.00 9.30 Home and Away Little House on the 10.00 Gilmore Girls Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 12.00noon My Wife and 10.00 FILM A Grandpa Kids 1.00pm Cowboy for Christmas: Seasonal Builders 3.00 Neighbours comedy drama. (2007, U, 100min) ★★ 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 12.00noon Little House on 5.00 Scrubs 5.55 the Prairie (Series 7) Access 6.00 Neighbours 1.00pm FILM Christmas 6.30 Home and Away in Canaan: Festive family 7.00 Nightmare Tenants, drama. (2009, PG, Slum Landlords 86min) ★★ 3.00 FILM A Holiday to Remember: 8.00 The Nightmare Romantic drama. (1995, Neighbour Next Door U, 90min) ★★ 5.00 9.00 FILM Wayne’s World Highway to Heaven 6.00 Spin-off from the Touched by an Angel cult comedy sketch, 7.00 M*A*S*H: Double bill. starring Mike Myers and 8.00 The Avengers Dana Carvey. (1992, 9.00 M*A*S*H: Reunion PG, 95min) ★★★★ Special: The cast looks 11.00 FILM Wayne’s World back on the show’s 2 (1993, PG, 95min) best moments. 11.00 ★★★ 12.55am Top Memories of M*A*S*H 20: Midnight Madness 1.00-3.00am FILM 1.50 Top 20 Funniest The Inspectors: Thriller 2.45-3.00am Access starring Louis Gossett Jr. F’SAT +1 hour SKY 190 132 (1998, 15, 92min) ★★

DRAMA SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 20 158 190 7.10am The Bill 8.00 Monarch of the Glen 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill: Double bill. 1.00pm Goodnight Sweetheart 1.40 Steptoe and Son 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Monarch of the Glen 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Steptoe and Son 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 7.20 Goodnight Sweetheart: Gary makes preparations for Yvonne’s return from Korea 8.00 Pie in the Sky 10.00 New Tricks: A Delicate Touch: The team looks into the unsolved murder of a barrister. 11.20 Birds of a Feather 12.00m’t The Bill 1.00am Pie in the Sky 2.00 The Secret of Crickley Hall 3.204.00am Garden Makers

TV&Satellite Week 97

FRIDAY DISCOVERY

ANIMAL PLANET

SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 HD 520/561 HD 251

SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 HD 523/562 HD 257

Friday

6.00am How It’s Made: Double bill. (HD) 7.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (HD) 8.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ Loud: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Wheeler Dealers: Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Naked and Afraid (HD) 2.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 3.00 Edge of Alaska (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition: Double bill. (HD) 6.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD)

7 PM

8 PM

Documentaries

9.00

Storage Wars…

6.00am The Zoo (HD) 7.00 Safari Park Adventure: Double bill. (HD) 9.00 Bondi Vet: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Animal Cops Phoenix 1.00pm Bondi Vet 2.00 Animal Cops Houston: Double bill. 4.00 My Cat from Hell: Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Animal Cops Houston (HD) 6.00 The Zoo: Following porcupines Nyak and Onion. (HD) 6.30 Behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo. (HD)

9.00

7.00 Wheeler Dealers Mike Brewer buys an old Range Rover Mk3 for a bargain price, hoping Edd China can renovate it and have it resprayed. (HD) 8.00 How Do They Do It? NEW EDITIONS The slimmest TVs. (HD) 8.30 How to brew the oldest beer in the western world. (HD)

Treehouse Masters

HISTORY

NAT GEOGRAPHIC SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 HD 526/543 HD 268 8.00am Chasing Ice (HD) 9.30 Real Time Disaster (HD) 10.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 11.00 World War II: The Apocalypse (HD) 12.00noon Nazi Megastructures (HD) 1.00pm Untamed Americas (HD) 2.00 Strippers: Cars for Cash (HD) 3.00 Air Crash Investigation (HD) 4.00 Megafactories (HD) 5.00 Ice Road Rescue (HD) 6.00 Supercars: The design of the Lexus LFA. (HD)

10.00 Drugs Inc

SKY 529 VIRGIN HD 529/545 270 8.00-10.00am Pawn Stars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 10.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 10.30 Pawn Stars (HD) 11.00am-1.00pm Storage Wars: Back-to-back editions. (HD) 1.00pm Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 2.00 Shipping Wars (HD) 2.30-4.00 Pawn Stars: Triple bill. (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars: Double bill. 5.00 Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 6.00 American Pickers (HD)

8.30

7.00 Alaskan Bush People The Brown family reﬂects on the past year in the wilderness. (HD)

7.00 Air Crash Investigation A commercial ﬂight’s crash while landing at Cork Airport in 2011. (HD)

8.00 Finding Bigfoot For the ﬁrst time, the enthusiasts travel to Maine, where Matt records multiple howls. (HD)

8.00 Wicked Tuna: North v South The pressure mounts as the crews only have ﬁve days until the end of the season. (HD)

EDEN

YESTERDAY SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 19 537 245 6.05am Highlights 7.15 Cash in the Attic 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 10.00 Narrow Escapes of World War Two 11.00 Armistice 12.00noon The Madness of Bedlam: A Time Team Special 1.00pm Secrets of Britain 2.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 3.00 Raiders of the Lost Past 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 6.00 Pompeii: The Mystery of the People Frozen in Time

Pawn Stars

10.00 History’s Ultimate…

7.00 Storage Wars A unit is found to contain something unusual. 7.30 The bidders attend an auction with 100 vaults up for grabs. 8.00 Shipping Wars Jenn must deliver a 16ft-tall Power Ranger. (HD) 8.30-10.00 Pawn Stars NEW EDITION A sketch from an animation. (HD)

7.00 Secrets of Britain A look at British landmarks, beginning with the Tower of London – which has served as a castle, a jail and a place of execution. 8.00 PQ17: An Arctic Convoy Disaster The story of an Allied convoy heading to the Russian port of Arkhangelsk in 1942.

SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 532/563 HD 249 9.00am So You Think You’d Survive (HD) 10.00 Volcano Hell – Horizon 11.00 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 12.00noon The Life of Birds 1.00pm Deadliest Earthquakes (HD) 2.00 So You Think You’d Survive: Double bill of the series. (HD) 4.00 Volcano Hell – Horizon 5.00 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 6.00 The Life of Birds: A look at how birds find partners.

11.00 Hurricane – The…

7.00 Deadliest Earthquakes Cameras follow geologists as they travel to Haiti and Chile in the immediate aftermath of earthquakes. (HD) 8.00 So You Think You’d Survive Frostbite, wildﬁres, extreme fog, bear attacks and being trapped in a sinking car are considered. (HD)

9.00 Storage Wars Canada NEW EDITIONS Roy gives psychological analysis in Don Mills. (HD) 9.30 Cindy gets serious at a Toronto auction. (HD)

9.00 Treehouse Masters Pete Nelson takes a tour of the USA to visit a few spectacular treehouses in the company of fellow enthusiasts. (HD)

9.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai Chaos is caused at one of the world’s busiest airports when cargo and construction materials go missing. (HD)

9.00 Shells from bullets ﬁred during John Dillinger’s last robbery. (HD) 9.30 A jersey signed by quarterback Dan Fouts is appraised. (HD)

10.00 Auction Hunters: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition: Double bill. (HD) 12.00m’t Gunslingers (HD) 1.00am How Do They Do It? (HD) 2.00 Storage Wars Canada: Double bill. (HD) 3.00 Auction Hunters: Double bill. (HD) 3.50 Gunslingers (HD) 4.40-6.00am How It’s Made: Triple bill. (HD)

10.00 Alaska Monsters: The team investigates reports of a supposedly massive wolf. (HD) 11.00 Bondi Vet: Double bill. (HD) 12.00m’t Animal Cops Phoenix 1.00am Finding Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 Discovery Atlas: Australia Revealed (HD) 3.50 Whale Wars (HD) 4.40 Swamp Wars (HD) 5.30-6.00am Night (HD)

10.00 Drugs Inc: The role of cartels in the drug business. (HD) 11.00 Air Crash Investigation: Examining a mid-air collision over Brazil in 2006. (HD) 12.00m’t Wicked Tuna (HD) 1.00am Wicked Tuna: North v South: As 8.00pm. (HD) 2.00 The Next Mega Tsunami (HD) 3.00-5.00am Air Crash Investigation: Double bill. (HD)

10.00 Storage Wars: Double bill of the series. (HD) 11.00 The Curse of Oak Island (HD) 12.00m’t Outlaw Chronicles: Hells Angels (HD) 1.00am Pawn Stars: Double bill of the series. (HD) 2.00 Storage Wars: Double bill of the series. (HD) 3.00 Pawn Stars: Double bill of the series. (HD) 4.00-5.00am American Pickers (HD)

11.00 Secrets of War 12.00m’t Time Team 1.00am Wainwright Walks 2.003.00am I Met Adolf Eichmann

10.00 Volcano Hell – Horizon: Scientists’ quest to predict volcanic eruptions. 11.00 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 12.00m’t The Life of Birds 1.00am Deadliest Earthquakes (HD) 2.00 So You Think You’d Survive (HD) 3.50 Volcano Hell – Horizon 4.40 Hurricane – The Anatomy (HD) 5.30-6.00am Hurricane Hunters (HD)

+1 hour SKY 521

SKY +1 hour 549

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 527 267

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 530 271

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 538 246

VIRGIN +1 hour SKY 533 248

VIRGIN 252

VIRGIN 258

DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD SKY VIRG 535 262

SKY VIRG 525 259

6.00am Time Team 8.00 Tanks 9.00 World War Two: The Complete History 10.00 Deadliest Tech 12.00noon Hitler’s Henchmen 1.00pm World War II in Colour 2.00 Ultimate Warfare 3.00 Industrial Revelations: The European Story: Double bill. 4.00 Tanks 5.00 World War Two: The Complete History 6.00 Hitler’s Henchmen 7.00 Against the Odds 8.00 Al Murray’s Road to Berlin: Double bill. 9.00 World War Two: The Final Hours 10.00 Tony Robinson’s Victory in Europe 11.00 D-Day 360 12.00m’t Deadliest Tech: Double bill of the series. 2.00am Ultimate Warfare 3.00 Time Team 5.00-6.00am Hitler’s Henchmen

6.00am Extreme Engineering 7.00 Super Structures 8.00 How Do They Do It? 9.0011.00 How It’s Made: Back-to-back editions. 11.00 How Do They Do It? 12.00noon How It’s Made 1.00pm Extreme Engineering 2.00 Super Structures 3.00 Mythbusters 5.00 How Do They Do It? 6.00 How It’s Made 7.00 Food Factory 8.00 Mythbusters 10.00 Incredible Engineering Blunders: Fixed 11.00 Food Factory 12.00m’t The Unexplained Files 1.00am Ghost Asylum 2.00 Incredible Engineering Blunders: Fixed 3.00 Mythbusters 3.50 How Do They Do It? 4.40 How Stuff’s Made 5.30-6.00am Breaking Magic

SKY VIRG +1 hour 536 263

VIRG +1 hour SKY 557 260

98 TV&Satellite Week

SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 HD 528/544 HD 265

TURBO SKY VIRG 524 261

8.00am The Birth of 6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 Europe (HD) 9.00 How It’s Made: Dream Amazonia (HD) 10.00 Cars 8.00 Fast N’ Loud Wild Amazon (HD) 11.00 9.00 Wheeler Dealers World’s Deadliest Animals 10.00 Chasing Classic (HD) 12.00noonCars: Double bill. 11.00 3.00pm Yukon Vet: What’s in the Barn? Triple bill. (HD) Double bill. 12.00noon Americarna: Double bill. 3.00pm Amazonia (HD) 4.00 Wild Amazon (HD) 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 5.00 World’s Deadliest 2.00 Chasing Classic Animals (HD) 6.00 The Cars: Double bill. 3.00 Birth of Europe (HD) Fast N’ Loud: Double 7.00 Australia’s Deadly bill. 5.00-7.00 Wheeler Countdown (HD) Dealers: Triple bill. 7.00 Chasing Classic Cars: 8.00 Africa’s River Rivals Double bill. 8.00 Bitchin’ Looking at the struggle Rides 9.00 Bike Battles between crocodiles and hippos. (HD) 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 9.00 Wild Mara Following 11.00 Fast N’ Loud a migrating zebra 12.00m’t Bitchin’ Rides mother and foal. (HD) 1.00am Chasing Classic Cars: Double bill. 2.00 10.00 Caught in the Act Americarna: Double bill. Footage of animal 3.00 Overhaulin’ 3.50 behaviour. (HD) American Chopper 4.40 11.00pm-2.00am Americarna: Double Invaders: Triple bill. (HD) bill. 5.30-6.00am 2.00-5.00am Yukon Wheeler Dealers Vet: Triple bill. (HD)

9.00 Circumstances include being trapped in a lift, a wall of ice threatening a home, beach disasters and alligators. (HD)

9.00 Operation Mincemeat How Britain deceived Hitler into thinking the Allies were planning to invade Greece in 1943. 10.00 History’s Ultimate Spies NEW EDITION The spies who invented and established spy networks.

PBS AMERICA SKY VIRG FREESAT 534 276 160

CI SKY 553 VIRG HD 553/555 275

6.00am Race for the 7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 8.00am-12.00noon Superbomb: Double bill. Murder She Solved: 7.55 B-2 Stealth at War Back-to-back editions. 10.15 The West (HD) 12.00noon Unusual 12.00noon Time Team Suspects (HD) 1.00pm America 1.15pm Ice Motives & Murders (HD) Pilots 3.30 The West 2.00 On the Case with 5.20 Time Team America Paula Zahn (HD) 6.35 B-2 Stealth at War 7.50 Time Team America 3.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 4.00 Crime Stories (HD) NEW EDITION The 5.00 Motives & Murders archaeological experts (HD) 6.00 Unusual explore land which holds Suspects (HD) 7.00 clues to life during the Homicide Hunter (HD) height of slavery. 8.00 Crimes That 9.00 Butch Cassidy and Shook Britain 9.00 the Sundance Kid Unusual Suspects (HD) A look at the 1890s Wild 10.00 Gangsters: America’s West duo who robbed Most Evil (HD) 11.00 trains and banks. Crimes That Shook Britain 10.15 The West The (HD) 12.00m’t Serial American railroad boom. Killer Profile (HD) 1.00am 12.00m’t Butch Cassidy Gangsters: America’s Most and the Sundance Kid Evil (HD) 2.00 Crimes That Shook Britain (HD) 1.15am The West 3.00 3.00-4.00am Serial B-2 Stealth at War 4.00 Killer Profile (HD) Time Team America 5.05-6.00am B-2 SKY +1 hour 554 Stealth at War

H2 SKY VIRG 531 273 8.00am Alien Files: Unsealed 9.00 Ancient Aliens 10.00 Brad Meltzer’s Lost History 11.00 The Lost Evidence 12.00noon America’s Book of Secrets 1.00pm Cities of the Underworld 2.00 Beast Legends 3.00 Alien Files: Unsealed 4.00 Ancient Aliens 5.00 The Lost Evidence 6.00 Cities of the Underworld 7.00 Beast Legends 8.00-11.00 Ancient Aliens The power of the number three. 9.00 The alleged extraterrestrial origin of advanced technologies. 10.00 The practice of building pyramids. 11.00 America’s Book of Secrets 12.00m’t Ancient Aliens 1.00am Alien Files: Unsealed 2.00 Ancient Aliens 3.00 America’s Book of Secrets 4.00-5.00am Brad Meltzer’s Lost History

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Lifestyle

13 November HOME

HOME & HEALTH SKY VIRGIN 240 284 6.00am Quints by Surprise 7.00 Baby ER 8.00 Hospital Sydney 9.00 MasterChef Australia 10.00 Extreme Couponing: Double bill. 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 1.00pm MasterChef Australia 2.00 Country House Rescue 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer: Double bill. 5.00 Hospital Sydney: Kim’s fight against cancer continues. 6.00 A 70-year-old grandmother collapses.

Beauty & the…

SKY 133 VIRGIN 278 HD 280 HD 133/255

7.00am The Home Show 8.00 Bargain Hunt 9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Escape to the Country 11.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 12.00noon Return to River Cottage: Double bill. 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 2.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Escape to the Country 5.00 The Home Show 6.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain: The duo sample the flavours of Shropshire.

4.00

Escape to the…

6.00am Highlights 10.00 The Supersizers Eat 11.00 Nigel Slater’s Dish of the Day (HD) 12.00noon Pacific Island Feasts with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 1.00pm Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD) 2.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends 3.00 The Supersizers Eat 4.00 Nigel Slater’s Dish of the Day (HD) 5.00 Pacific Island Feasts with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 6.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets (HD)

5.00

Pacific Island…

7.00 MasterChef Australia Contestants are asked to create a ﬁsh dish. 7.30-9.00 Extreme Couponing Feeding a family on $50 a week. 8.00 A woman tries to interest her husband in collecting coupons. 8.30 A man prepares for one last shop before his wife gives birth.

7.00 Return to River Cottage Hugh donates one of the pigs to his landlord’s medieval fair. 7.30 Hugh goes foraging for wild mushrooms. 8.00 Bargain Hunt Two teams hunt for bargains at an antiques fair at RAF Swinderby, Lincolnshire.

7.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends Chocolate recipes. 7.30 Rachel Allen offers ideas for Sunday lunch.

9.00 Beauty & the Beast: Ugly Face of Prejudice A facially disﬁgured man and a make-up artist challenge each other’s conception of beauty.

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build A family home in Nottingham is given a makeover after the father died before he could ﬁnish an extension.

9.00 Nigel Slater’s Dish of the Day Making the most of ingredients. (HD) 9.30 How to transform staple recipes into sensational dishes. (HD)

10.00 Bizarre ER: A man who was given someone else’s arms. 10.30 An Australian who lost three limbs in a freak basketball accident. 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive: Double bill. 1.00am Dr G: Medical Examiner 2.00 Extreme Couponing: Double bill. 3.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 4.00-6.00am Homes Under the Hammer

10.00 The Home Show George Clarke takes a look at the world’s best building designs. 11.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 12.00m’t Bargain Hunt 1.00am You Deserve This House 2.00 The Home Show 3.00 Four in a Bed 3.30-4.00am Get the Look

10.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets: The chef focuses on bread. (HD) 10.30 The chef turns his attention to eggs and cheese. (HD) 11.00 Rachel’s Favourite Food for Friends: Double bill. 12.00m’t The Supersizers Eat 1.00am BBQ University: Steven Raichlen 2.00 Home Shopping 5.00-6.00am Donut Showdown (HD)

+1 hour SKY 241

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 244 282

SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 243 279

VIRGIN 285

SHED SKY VIRGIN 242 286 6.00am Thinking Tackle: Double bill. 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes: Double bill. 9.00 Treehouse Masters 10.00am-1.00pm Miami Ink: Triple bill. 1.00-4.00pm LA Ink: Triple bill. 4.00 Treehouse Masters 5.00 Fishing Road Trip USA 6.00 Thinking Tackle 7.00 Thinking Tackle 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes Double bill. 9.00 Matt Hayes’ 24-Hour Rod Race The master angler is challenged to catch a heavy fish from a canal. 10.00 Custom My Ride The West Coast Customs crew works on a Ford Model A. 11.00 Custom My Ride 12.00m’t Overhaulin’ 1.00am Thinking Tackle: Double bill. 3.00 Treehouse Masters 3.50 Matt Hayes’ 24-Hour Rod Race 4.40 Fishing Road Trip USA: Double bill. 5.30-6.00am Supermodels: HMS Fearless

8.00 The Supersizers Eat A culinary journey through the 1920s, including cocktails at The Ritz and sampling a gourmet picnic.

FOOD NETWORK

REALLY

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 41 149 248 291

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 155 283 17

6.00-8.00am Barefoot Contessa 8.00 Anna Olson: Bake 9.00 Pioneer Woman 10.00 Cooking Christmas with Matt and Lisa 11.00 Jodie Prenger’s Christmas Cracker 11.30 Jeni Barnett’s Christmas Hamper 12.00noon Ben Tish’s Spanish Country Christmas 12.30pm John and Edd’s Christmas Bakes 1.00 Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics 2.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 3.00 Cooking Christmas with Matt and Lisa 4.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 5.00 Ready Steady Cook 6.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 7.00 Barefoot Contessa 8.00 Farm Kings 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 10.00 Man v Food 11.00 Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am Man v Food 2.00-3.00am Mystery Diners: Double bill.

6.00am One Born: What Happened Next? 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Escape to the Country 10.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals: Double bill. 11.00 Ghost Adventures: Double bill. 1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build 2.00 Escape to the Country 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer 4.00 Border Patrol 5.00 Helicopter Heroes 6.00 Homes Under the Hammer 7.00 Escape to the Country 8.00 Motorway Cops 9.00 Traffic Cops Bedfordshire police target motorists breaking the law. 10.00 An electroshock weapon is used to disarm a gang member. 11.00 Stalked: Someone’s Watching 12.00m’t Cold Justice 1.00am Paranormal Witness 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Rescue: Code One 4.45 Wife Swap USA 5.356.00am Medical Emergency

SKY +1 hour 250

FSAT 151

AMC

DMAX

SONY TV

SKY HD 192/276 7.00pm FILM Tommy Boy: Comedy starring Chris Farley, David Spade and Bo Derek. An underachieving slob attempts to save his late father’s car parts factory. (1995, 12, 96min) ★★ 9.00 Breaking Bad: Grey Matter: 5/7. Walter and Skyler attend a former colleague’s party. (Series 1) 10.00 Mad Men: Nixon v Kennedy: 12/13. The Sterling Cooper team watches the election returns. (Series 1) 11.00 Rectify: Donald the Normal: 4/23. 12.00m’t Breaking Bad 1.00am Mad Men 2.00 Rectify 3.00 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 3.30-5.30am The Shield: Double bill.

SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00 American Chopper 8.00 The Kustomizer 9.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 10.00 Food Factory 11.00 Operation Repo 12.00noon Dangerous Flights 1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 Treehouse Masters 3.00 Food Factory 4.00 Tanked 6.00-8.00 Operation Repo: Back-to-back editions. 8.00 Food Factory 9.00 Your Kid Ate What? 10.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 11.00 Tanked 1.00am River Monsters 2.00 The Kustomizer 3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark 3.50 The Garage 4.40 American Chopper 5.306.00am Mystery Hunters

SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Ghost Hunters International 12.00noon FILM The Christmas Candle: Period drama with Hans Matheson. (2013, U, 98min) ★★ 2.00pm 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 3.00 Will & Grace: Double bill. 4.00 Ghost Hunters International 6.00 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 7.00 Ghost Hunters International 8.00 Ghost Hunters 9.00 FILM Nine Months: Comedy. (1995, 12, 103min) ★★★ 11.05 Satisfaction 12.05am Will & Grace 1.05 Ghost Hunters 2.05-3.45 Hot in Cleveland 3.45-4.00am Sony Movie News Extra

CBS REALITY

SPIKE

SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 9.00am Nowhere to Hide 10.00 Hoarders 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 12.00noon Nowhere to Hide 1.00-3.00pm Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions of the series. 3.00 Hoarders 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00-7.00 Judge Judy: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Sins and Secrets 10.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives: Double bill. 12.00m’t I Survived 1.00am Sins and Secrets 2.00 Cold Blood 3.30 World’s Wildest Police Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 5.10-6.00am Cheaters

SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, VIRG 156 7.00am Highlights 10.00 Dash Dolls 11.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 12.00noon News 1.00pm Giuliana and Bill 2.00 New Money 2.30 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 3.00 Total Divas 4.00 News 5.00 Entertainment Specials 6.00 Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons 7.00 News 8.00 Christina Milian Turned Up 9.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 10.00 Kourtney & Kim Take New York 10.30 The Soup 11.00 News 12.00m’t Botched 1.00am Keeping Up with the Kardashians 1.30 Shopping 2.30-5.00am Highlights

SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 9.00am Access 9.05 Bar Rescue 10.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 11.00 Police Interceptors 12.00noon Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 1.00pm Bizarre Calls: Cops Special 1.30 Cops 2.00 Conspiracy: The Missing Evidence 3.00 Police Interceptors 4.00 Bar Rescue 5.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 6.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 Caught on Camera 9.00 Conspiracy: The Missing Evidence 10.00 Justified NEW EPISODE 12.05am Bar Rescue 1.00 Caught on Camera 2.00-3.00am Olympus

CHALLENGE

LIFETIME

TLC

SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 Bullseye 8.00 Pointless 10.00 Catchphrase 11.00 Strike It Lucky 11.30 Bullseye 12.00noon The Million Pound Drop 1.00pm Pointless 3.00 Fifteen to One 4.00 Ninja Warrior: Double bill of the series. 5.00 Fort Boyard 6.00 Robot Wars 7.00 Pointless: Double bill. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop 10.15 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 11.15 Bullseye: Double bill. 12.15am Family Fortunes 12.45 Wheel of Fortune 1.15 Pointless 3.15 Ninja Warrior 4.05 Fort Boyard 5.00-6.00am Fifteen to One

SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, VIRGIN 208, HD 209 7.00am Highlights 9.00 Judge Judy (HD) 11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon Property Brothers (HD) 1.00pm Flipping Vegas (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 5.00 Little Women: NY (HD) 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 7.00 Judge Judy (HD) 9.00 Ghost Inside My Child NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 I Was Possessed NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera (HD) 12.00m’t Hardcore Pawn (HD) 1.00am Ghost Inside My Child (HD) 2.00 I Was Possessed (HD) 3.00-5.00am Highlights

SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 6.00am Highlights 3.00pm Something Borrowed, Something New (HD) 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 Long Island Medium (HD) 7.00 I Found the Gown (HD) 8.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta NEW EDITION (HD) 8.30 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta SERIES FINALE (HD) 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta – Lori & Monte: Top 10 Dresscues NEW EDITION (HD) 9.30 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta: Lori’s 10 Commandments NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 Cake Boss (HD) 11.00pm-6.00am Highlights

COMEDY CENTRAL

EXTRA

SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 Rules of Engagement 11.00 Friends 12.00noon Two and a Half Men 1.00pm Impractical Jokers 2.00 Rules of Engagement 3.00 The Middle 4.00 Two and a Half Men 5.00 Rules of Engagement 6.00 Two and a Half Men 7.00 The Middle 8.00 Rules of Engagement 9.00 World’s Craziest Fools 9.30 South Park 10.00 Michael McIntyre’s Showtime 11.00 Impractical Jokers 12.00m’t Friends 1.00am The Daily Show NEW EDITION 1.30 Mark Watson Live 2.50 Tosh.0 3.15 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store 3.40 South Park 4.00 Grouchy Young Men 4.256.00am The King of Queens

QUEST

TRUTV

SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00am Highlights 9.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10.00 Salvage Squad 11.00 Auto Trader 12.00noon Extreme Engineering 1.00pm How Do They Do It? 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 7.00 Salvage Hunters 8.00 Lost and Sold 9.00 NEW SERIES The Making of the Mob 10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 How It’s Made 12.00m’t Forensic Detectives 1.00am Forensic Detectives 2.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.00-6.00am Highlights

SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 6.00-11.00am Crime Stories: Back-to-back editions of the series exploring the truth behind intriguing cases. 11.00am-2.00pm Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions uncovering clues to unsolved crimes. 2.00-7.00pm Crime Stories: Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Tattoo Nightmares: Miami: Double bill. 8.00 Skin Wars 9.00 Ink Master NEW EDITION 10.00 Tattoo Rescue NEW EDITION 11.00 Tattoo Nightmares: Miami: Double bill. 12.00m’t-3.00am Crime Stories: Triple bill. 3.006.00am Psychic Detectives: Back-to-back editions.

Friday

9.00

Other channels A-Z

GOOD FOOD

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Friday

TV&Satellite Week 99

FRIDAY SKY PREMIERE SKY 301 VIRGIN 401 HD 301/314 HD 431

Friday PM

9 PM

11 PM

SKY FAMILY

6.00am Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World 7.25 Tinker Bell and The Pirate Fairy 8.55 Alice in Wonderland 10.25 The Muppet Christmas Carol 12.05pm 101 Dalmatians 2.00 Disney’s Dumbo 3.15 Meet the Robinsons Animation. (S) (2006, U, 90min) ★★★★ 5.00 Tarzan Animated adventure. (S) (1999, U, 88min) ★★★★ 6.40 Alice in Wonderland Classic cartoon. (S) (1951, U, 75min) ★★★★

SKY COMEDY

SKYACTION/ADVENTURE

SKY 306 VIRGIN 406 HD 306/333 HD 436

SKY 307 VIRGIN 407 HD 307/334 HD 437

6.00am The Karate Kid Part II 7.55 Pan: On Set Special 8.25 Barnyard 10.00 Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride 11.20 Rio 2 1.05pm Into the Woods As 8.00pm. 3.10 The Good Witch’s Wonder As 12.00m’t. 4.40 Barnyard Children’s animated comedy. (S) (2006, PG, 90min) ★ 6.15 Rio 2 Animated comedy sequel featuring the voices of Jesse Eisenberg and Anne Hathaway. (S) (2014, U, 99min) ★★★

6.15am Charlie’s Angels 8.10 Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle 10.10 The Top Ten Show 2015 10.30 The Equalizer 12.45pm Alexander Oliver Stone’s epic biopic. (S) (2004, 15, 175min) ★ 3.45 The Top Ten Show 2015 Box office hits. 4.00 Shanghai Noon Martial-arts Western comedy. (S) (2000, 12, 109min) ★★★ 6.00 Shanghai Knights Action comedy with Jackie Chan. (S) (2003, 12, 109min) ★★

SKY 308 VIRGIN 408 HD 308/335 HD 438 6.25am Three Amigos! 8.20 Boat Trip 10.05 A Million Ways to Die in the West 12.10pm The Top Ten Show 2015 Box office hits. 12.25 Superbad As 10.00pm. 2.30 Analyze This Gangster comedy. (S) (1999, 15, 103min) ★★★★ 4.20 Analyze That Gangster comedy sequel. (S) (2002, 15, 92min) ★★ 6.10 50 First Dates Romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler. (S) (2004, 12, 99min) ★★★

PREMIERE 8 8.00 00

Ex M E Machina hi

9.50

8.00 PREMIERE Ex Machina Sci-ﬁ drama starring Domhnall Gleeson, Alicia Vikander and Oscar Isaac. A computer programmer becomes embroiled in testing the artiﬁcial intelligence of a robot girl. With Sonoya Mizuno. (S) (2015, 15, 106min) ★★★★ See review, page18 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

SKY DISNEY SKY 305 VIRGIN 405 HD 305/332 HD 435

6.00am PREMIERE Montana 8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 9.45 PREMIERE The Three Dogateers 11.30 PREMIERE Inherent Vice 2.00pm PREMIERE Ex Machina 4.00 Pan: On Set Special 4.30 Jingle All the Way 2 Christmas comedy sequel. (2014, U, 90min) ★ 6.15 PREMIERE The Three Dogateers Festive family adventure starring Dean Cain. (S) (2014, PG, 88min) ★ See review, page19

Films

12.30am PREMIERE Montana Crime thriller. (S) (2014, 15, 104min) ★★ See review, page19 2.25 Assassin Crime thriller starring Danny Dyer. (S) (2014, 15, 78min) ★ 4.00 Steve Jobs Special 4.30-6.00am The Three Dogateers Festive adventure, as 6.15pm. VIRGIN 402

SKY SHOWCASE SKY 310 VIRGIN 403 HD 433 HD 310/337

Rio 2

8.00

The Equalizer

8.00 101 Dalmatians Live-action adaptation of the children’s novel by Dodie Smith, starring Glenn Close as an fashion victim with plans to make a coat out of Dalmatian puppies. With Joely Richardson. (S) (1996, U, 102min) ★★★★

8.00 Into the Woods Musical fantasy starring Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp and James Corden. A wicked witch agrees to lift a curse on a young couple if they will help restore her once beautiful looks. (S) (2014, PG, 120min) ★★★

8.00 The Equalizer Action thriller with Denzel Washington and Chloë Grace Moretz. An ex-secret agent ﬁghts to bring down a crime syndicate after coming to the aid of an abused prostitute. With Marton Csokas. (S) (2014, 15, 154min) ★★★

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10.05 Step Up: All In Dance drama starring Ryan Guzman. (S) (2014, PG, 110min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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6.15

9.50 Freaky Friday Children’s comedy in which a mother and daughter mystically change bodies. Stars Jodie Foster and Barbara Harris. (S) (1976, U, 100min) ★★★★

10.00 PREMIERE Inherent Vice Comedy drama starring Joaquin Phoenix and Josh Brolin. (S) (2014, 15, 150min) ★★★★ See review, page19

+1hour

Freaky Friday

11.40 The Parent Trap Comedy with Hayley Mills. (1961, U, 124min) ★★★ 1.55am 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea Adventure with Kirk Douglas. (S) (1954, U, 125min) ★★★★★ 4.10-6.00am Jungle 2 Jungle Comedy. (S) (1997, PG, 104min) ★★

SKY GREATS SKY 304 VIRGIN 404 HD 304/331 HD 434

12.00m’t The Good Witch’s Wonder Drama sequel starring Catherine Bell. (S) (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 1.30am The Karate Kid Part II Martial arts adventure sequel. (S) (1986, PG, 113min) ★★ 3.25 Who Framed Roger Rabbit Live-action and cartoon comedy thriller. (1988, PG, 103min) ★★★★★ 5.20-6.40am Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride Animated fantasy romance. (S) (2005, PG, 77min) ★★★★★

TCM SKY 317 VIRGIN 415 HD 416 HD 317/341

10.15 RoboCop Paul Verhoeven’s futuristic comic-book thriller starring Peter Weller and Nancy Allen. (S) (1987, 18, 103min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.05am RoboCop 2 Sci-fi action sequel. (1990, 18, 114min) ★ 2.05 Face/Off Action thriller. (S) (1997, 18, 133min) ★★★★ 4.30-6.20am The Comancheros Western. (1961, PG, 102min) ★★★

MORE>MOVIES SKY 185

F’VIEW F’SAT 32 143

10.00 Superbad

8.00 A Million Ways to Die in the West Western spoof directed by and starring Seth MacFarlane, with Charlize Theron. A timid farmer tries to become a gunslinging hero to impress a mysterious woman. (S) (2014, 15, 116min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Superbad Teen comedy starring Jonah Hill and Michael Cera. Two schoolfriends embark on a quest to buy booze and lose their virginity. With Christopher Mintz-Plasse. (2007, 15, 108min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.55 Jackass: The Movie Slapstick comedy. (S) (2002, 18, 87min) ★ 1.30am Three Night Stand Comedy. (S) (2013, 15, 88min) ★★ 3.05 A Dirty Shame Sex comedy. (2004, 18, 89min) ★★★ 4.40-6.35am Three Amigos! Comedy Western with Chevy Chase. (S) (1986, PG, 105min) ★★★

HORROR SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 70 138 319 149

TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 321 424 82 302

6.15am Pan: On Set Special 6.45 Get On Up 9.15 If I Stay 11.20 The Full Monty 1.05pm Sherlock Holmes As 8.00pm. 3.20 Maleficent Special 3.50 The Full Monty British comedy drama. (S) (1997, 15, 91min) ★★★★★ 5.35 Get On Up Biopic of James Brown, starring Chadwick Boseman. (S) (2014, 12, 139min) ★★★★

7.05am Maleficent Special 7.35 Predator 2 9.35 Jerry Maguire 12.00noon The Last King of Scotland Darkly comic thriller. (S) (2006, 15, 123min) ★★★★★ 2.05pm Predator 2 Sci-fi. (S) (1990, 15) ★★★ 4.05 Cruel Intentions Drama. (S) (1999, 15, 97min) ★★★ 5.50 The Notebook Melodrama. (S) (2004, 12, 124min) ★★★

6.50am Sierra Passage 8.20 Badman’s Country 9.35 Tank Force 11.10 Battle of the Coral Sea 12.50pm Kung Fu 3.00 Reunion in France Wartime romance. (1942, b/w, U, 99min) ★★ 5.00 The Extraordinary Seaman Comedy. (1969, PG, 79min) ★ 6.35 Tarzan and the Mermaids Adventure. (1947, b/w, U, 70min) ★★

(Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Xena: Warrior Princess 9.00 Hercules: 10.00am The Shell Seekers The Legendary Journeys 11.50 Highway to Heaven 10.00 The Invaders 11.00 1.50 Sony Movie News Extra Intruders 12.50pm Horror 2.00 Highway to Heaven Highlights 1.00 Special 3.00 Santa’s Dog 5.00 Unit 2 2.00 The Invaders Elf-Man Family comedy 3.00 Doctor Who Double bill. starring Jason ‘Wee Man’ 4.00 Metal Shifters Sci-fi Acuña and Jeffrey Combs.. thriller. (2010, 15, 87min) ★★ (2012, U, 83min) ★★ 6.50 5.50 Horror Highlights Sony Movie News Extra 6.00 The Incredible Hulk

7.00am Secret Santa 9.00 Christmas Every Day 11.00 Christmas in Connecticut 1.00pm Little Women 1/2. Drama based on Louisa May Alcott’s novel, starring Meredith Baxter. 3.00 The Christmas List Festive drama. (1997, U, 90min) ★★ 5.00 A Grandpa for Christmas Festive comedy drama. (2007, U, 100min) ★★

8.00 Sherlock Holmes Guy Ritchie’s action adventure starring Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law. Holmes and Watson strive to foil a plot by a Satanist aristocrat to bring down Parliament. (S) (2009, 12, 128min) ★★★★ 10.15 Gone Girl David Fincher’s crime thriller starring Ben Affleck. (S) (2014, 18, 143min) ★★★★ 12.45am Die Hard with a Vengeance Action thriller. (S) (1995, 15, 128min) ★★★ 2.55 Gone Girl As 10.15pm. 5.25-7.00am Pete’s Christmas Fantasy adventure. (S) (2013, PG, 86min) ★★

8.00 Jerry Maguire Romantic comedy drama starring Tom Cruise as an idealistic sports agent who finds support from an adoring single mother. (1996, 15, 139min) ★★★★ 10.20 Indecent Proposal Romantic drama starring Robert Redford, Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson. (S) (1993, 15, 117min) ★★ 12.20am The Exorcist Occult horror chiller. (S) (1973, 18, 121min) ★★★★ 2.30 Traffic Crime thriller. (S) (2000, 18, 147min) ★★★★ 5.05-6.50am Born Free Fact-based wildlife adventure. (S) (1965, U, 95min) ★★★★

7.55 Sherlock Holmes: Terror by Night Mystery adventure starring Basil Rathbone. (1946, b/w, U, 60min) ★★ 9.00 Presumed Innocent Thriller starring Harrison Ford. (1990, 18, 126min) ★★★★ 11.25 The Crying Game Thriller. (1992, 18, 108min) ★★★★ 1.30am The Yakuza Thriller. (1975, 15, 112min) ★★★ 3.30 Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.30 Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Double bill. 5.30-6.40am Sherlock Holmes: Terror by Night As 7.55pm.

7.00 The Seeker: The Dark is Rising Fantasy adventure starring Alexander Ludwig and Christopher Eccleston. A teenage boy must fight the forces of evil in order to save the world from an apocalypse. (2007, 12, 98min) ★★ 9.00 Fortress 2: Re-Entry Sci-fi thriller sequel starring Christopher Lambert. (1999, 15, 93min) ★★ 10.50 Hitman Action thriller starring Timothy Olyphant. (2007, 15, 92min) ★★ 12.50am Sony Movie News Extra The latest film news. 1.00-4.00 Highway to Heaven 4.00-6.00am Providence

7.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 11/22. Iolaus impersonates his cousin. 8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. 9.00 Twixt Horror starring Val Kilmer. (2011, 15, 88min) ★★ 10.50 I Spit on Your Grave Horror chiller remake of the 1978 exploitation movie. (2010, 18, 107min) ★★ 12.55am Hatchet II Darkly comic slasher movie sequel. (2010, 18, 85min) ★ 2.35 The Devil’s Rain Horror thriller. (1975, 18, 85min) ★★ 4.20-4.30am Horror Highlights Previews.

7.00 A Holiday for Love Romantic drama starring Tim Matheson and Melissa Gilbert. (1996, U, 90min) ★★ 9.00 The Christmas Shoes Festive drama starring Rob Lowe. The lives of a workaholic lawyer and a mother in desperate need of a heart transplant become intertwined at Christmas. (2002, PG, 90min) ★ 11.00 Must Be Santa Comedy. (1999, U, 88min) ★★ 1.00am The Waltons 3.00 Little House on the Prairie Double bill. 5.00-7.00am Ebbie Fantasy. (1995, PG, 100min) ★★

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6.45am The Truth About Emanuel 8.35 Cold in July 10.35 Deception 1.00pm Veronica Mars Comedy mystery. (S) (2014, 12, 110min) ★★★ 3.00 Bird on a Wire Comedy action thriller with Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn. (S) (1990, 15, 110min) ★★★ 5.00 The Calling Crime thriller starring Susan Sarandon. (S) (2014, 15, 106min) ★★ 7.00 Cold in July Crime thriller starring Michael C Hall. (S) (2014, 15, 108min) ★★★★

The Green Mile

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9.00 The Green Mile Supernatural prison drama based on a novel by Stephen King, starring Tom Hanks and Michael Clarke Duncan. A Depression-era prison guard encounters an inmate who possesses a magical gift. (S) (1999, 18, 189min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

Elf

6.00am Eight Legged Freaks 7.45 The Omen 9.45 The Top Ten Show 2015 10.00 Jason X 11.45 Project Almanac 1.45pm Friday the 13th Part II As 10.40pm. 3.25 Friday the 13th Part III As 12.15am. 5.15 Jason X Sci-fi horror film, the 10th in the Friday the13th series. (S) (2000, 15, 92min) ★★ 7.00 Project Almanac Sci-fi thriller starring Jonny Weston, Sofia Black-D’Elia and Sam Lerner. (S) (2014, 12, 106min) ★★★

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8.00 Elf Family fantasy comedy starring Will Ferrell and James Caan. A man raised as an elf at the North Pole goes in search of his human parents. (S) (2003, PG, 97min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.45 Batman Returns Comic-book adventure sequel starring Michael Keaton as Batman, Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman and Danny DeVito as The Penguin. (S) (1992, 12, 121min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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9.00 Friday the 13th Horror thriller starring Betsy Palmer. Eleven years after a young boy drowned at the Camp Crystal Lake summer camp, a group of teenagers ﬁnd themselves being stalked by a killer. (S) (1980, 18, 91min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.40 Friday the 13th Part II Horror sequel starring Amy Steel and John Furey. (S) (1981, 18, 87min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

12.05am Falling Down Controversial drama starring MIchael Douglas. (S) (1993, 18, 115min) ★★★★ 2.00 Misery Suspense drama. (1990, 18, 107min) ★★★★ 3.50 Death Warrant Prison drama. (S) (1990, 18, 89min) ★★ 5.30-7.10am Loss of Faith Drama. (S) (1997, PG, 89min) ★★

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12.00m’t Jack Frost As 4.30pm. 1.50am Let It Snow Romantic drama. (S) (2013, PG, 82min) ★★ 3.25 The Top Ten Show 2015 3.45 Miracle on 34th Street Fantasy. (S) (1947, b/w, U, 93min) ★★★★★ 5.30-6.00am Pan: On Set Special

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12.15am Friday the 13th Part III Stalk ’n’ slash horror. (1982, 18, 95min) ★ 2.00 Freddy vs. Jason Horror thriller. (S) (2003, 18, 97min) ★★★ 3.45-3.45am Journey to the Centre of the Earth Fantasy adventure. (1959, U, 132min) ★★★

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9.00am You Light Up My Life 10.50 Sony Movie News 11.00 12 Dogs of Christmas: Great Puppy Rescue 1.05pm Santa with Muscles 3.00 To Catch a Yeti Adventure. (1993, PG, 88min) ★★★ 4.50 Sony Movie News Extra 5.00 The Covenant Teen witchcraft thriller. (2006, 12, 97min) ★ 6.55 Sony Movie News Extra

7.00am The Case for Christmas 9.00 The Christmas Consultant 11.00 The Christmas Switch 1.00pm Christmas Magic Festive fantasy. (2011, PG, 84min) ★★ 3.00 Finding Christmas Romantic drama. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 5.00 Christmas Under Wraps Drama with Candace Cameron Bure. (2014, PG, 88min) ★★

6.00am The U-Boat War 7.15 Submarine Attack 9.05 The U-Boat War 10.20 Submarine Seahawk 12.05pm The U-Boat War 1.20 Steel Sharks Action adventure. (1996, 18, 91min) ★ 3.15 The Battle of Sinai Military drama. (1969, PG, 97min) ★★ 5.20 Storm Chasers Action thriller. (1998, PG, 94min) ★★

7.05 Scorched Caper comedy starring Woody Harrelson. Unbeknown to each other, three bank employees plan to rob their place of employment over the same weekend. (2002, 12, 94min) ★ 9.00 Force of Execution Thriller. (2013, 15, 95min) ★★ 11.00 Aftershock Horror. (2012, 18, 88min) ★★ 12.55am The Way We Were Romantic period drama. (1973, PG, 118min) ★★★ 3.15 The Odessa File Thriller. (1974, PG, 129min) ★★★ 5.50-6.00am Sony Movie News Extra Latest film news.

7.00 One Starry Christmas Romantic drama starring Sarah Carter. An astronomer questions her relationship with her cynical boyfriend when she meets a man who shares her passions. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 9.00 Santa’s Secret Festive drama starring Alicia Witt. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 11.00 Angel on My Tree Drama starring Kellie Martin. (2013, PG, 83min) ★★ 1.00am An Accidental Christmas Romantic drama. (2007, U, 90min) ★★ 3.00-5.00am Flight of the Reindeer Festive drama. (2000, U, 100min) ★★

7.15 Nuclear Hurricane Sci-fi disaster thriller starring Jamie Luner and David Millbern. (2007, PG, 88min) ★★ 9.00 Omega Doom Sci-fi adventure starring Rutger Hauer as a malfunctioning robot whose allegiances have changed during Earth’s man-against-machine war. (1995, 15, 80min) ★ 10.40 Dead Sexy Erotic thriller starring Shannon Tweed. (2001, 18, 86min) ★ 12.20am Death Tunnel Horror thriller. (2005, 18, 97min) ★ 2.10-4.00am Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms Sci-fi. (1998, 18, 95min) ★

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6.55am Strategic Air Command 9.05 The Guns of Navarone 11.45 Platoon 1.50pm Full Metal Jacket As 11.00pm. 3.55 Tora! Tora! Tora! World War Two epic with Martin Balsam. (S) (1970, U, 144min) ★★★ 6.20 The Guns of Navarone World War Two adventure starring Gregory Peck and David Niven as members of a desperate commando mission sent to destroy two German guns. (S) (1961, PG, 150min) ★★★★

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■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin ■ Films start at 11.00am 11.00am Aces High 1.15pm Von Ryan’s Express World War Two drama. (S) (1965, PG, 117min) ★★★★ 3.30 A Lawless Street Western. (S) (1955, U, 78min) ★★ 5.10 Destination Gobi Adventure. (S) (1953, U, 91min) ★★ 6.55 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Teen comedy. (S) (1986, 15, 103min) ★★★★★

9.00

The Guns of Navarone (ﬁlm started at 6.20pm)

The Hunger Games

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (ﬁlm started at 6.55pm)

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9.00 Platoon Oscar-winning war drama starring Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger and Willem Dafoe. A teenage college drop-out volunteers to serve as an ordinary foot soldier in Vietnam. (S) (1986, 15, 120min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

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9.00 The Hunger Games Sci-ﬁ adventure based on the best-selling novel by Suzanne Collins, starring Jennifer Lawrence. In a nightmarish future America, a plucky 16-year-old girl volunteers to take her sister’s place in a savage televised tournament. (S) (2012, 12, 136min) ★★★★

Friday

9.00

6.00am Holy Night! 7.40 Miracle on 34th Street 9.25 Let It Snow 11.00 Black Nativity 12.40pm Elf As shown at 8.00pm. 2.20 Batman Returns As shown at 9.45pm. 4.30 Jack Frost Fantasy drama. (S) (1998, PG, 97min) ★ 6.20 Black Nativity Musical with Jacob Latimore. A teenager runs away from his strict relatives and travels across America to be reunited with his mother. (S) (2013, PG, 93min) ★★★

Friday

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9 PM

10 PM

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11.00 Full Metal Jacket Vietnam War drama starring Matthew Modine as a GI in the thick of the action at the battle for Hue in 1968. (S) (1987, 15, 115min) ★★★★★ 1.00am Casualties of War Brian De Palma’s Vietnam War drama. (S) (1989, 18, 113min) ★★★ 3.00 Uncommon Valor Adventure. (S) (1983, 15, 105min) ★★★ 4.55-7.00am Strategic Air Command Drama. (S) (1955, U, 114min) ★★★

11 PM

11.45 Friday the 13th Horror sequel. (S) (2009, 18, 97min) ★★ 1.40-3.40am The Number 23 Thriller. (S) (2007, 15, 93min) ★★

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FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT EVENING (6-10pm) 7.00pm Tommy Boy AMC Comedy starring Chris Farley and Bo Derek. ★★ 8.00pm Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen E4 Blockbuster sci-fi action adventure sequel. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm The Break-Up ITV2 Comedy drama starring Vince Vaughn. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Wayne’s World 5★ Comedy with Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. ★★★★ 9.00pm Nine Months SonyTV Romantic comedy starring Hugh Grant. ★★★ 9.00pm Phone Booth Syfy Suspense thriller starring Colin Farrell. (HD) ★★★★

10pm TILL LATE 10.50pm Age of Tomorrow Syfy (HD) ★ 11.00pm Wayne’s World 2 5★ Comedy sequel starring Mike Myers. ★★★ 11.10pm Almost Married ITV2 Comedy starring Philip McGinley. (HD) ★★ 11.15pm Tightrope ITV4 Crime thriller starring Clint Eastwood. (HD) ★★★ 12.10am Out of Sight ITV3 Offbeat romantic thriller with George Clooney. (HD) ★★★★ 12.45am Cross of Iron BBC2 (Not Scot) World War Two drama. (HD) ★★★ 1.10am Maniac Channel 4 Serial killer thriller starring Elijah Wood. (HD) ★★★ 1.50am Battledogs Syfy Horror. (HD) ★★ 4.10am Mega Shark vs Kolossus Syfy Fantasy thriller with Illeana Douglas. (HD) ★

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FRIDAY

Sport

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6.00am Football Gold (HD) 7.00 WWE Main Event (HD) 8.00 Football Gold (HD) 8.30 Barclays Premier League World 9.00 NFL (HD) (HD) 10.00 Premier League Years (HD) 12.00noon Football Gold Double bill. (HD) 12.30pm Barclays Premier League World (HD) 1.00 Grand Slam of Darts Action from day six from in Wolverhampton. (HD) 5.00 Game Changers Inspiring youngsters to take up sport. (HD) 5.30 Barclays Premier League World (HD) 6.00 The Fantasy Football Club Discussion show. (HD) 7.00 LIVE Euro 2016 Qualifiers BosniaHerzegovina v Republic of Ireland: Coverage of the play-off first-leg clash from the Stadion Bilino Polje in Zenica. Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 10.00 The F1 Show Formula One news. (HD) 11.00 Barclays Premier League World (HD) 11.30 Football Gold (HD) 12.00m’t The Fantasy Football Club (HD) 1.00am Grand Slam of Darts: The quarter-finals. (HD) 4.00-6.00am Legends of Darts (HD)

6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: Australia v New Zealand: Coverage of the opening day of the second Test of the three-match series, held at the Western Australia Cricket Association Ground in Perth. (HD) 10.00 Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 10.30 LIVE One-Day International Cricket Pakistan v England: Coverage of the second match in the four-game series, held at the Sheikh Zayed Stadium in Abu Dhabi. (HD) 7.30pm Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand: Day one on the second Test from Perth. (HD) 8.30 Cricket’s Greatest Imran Khan. (HD) 9.00 One-Day International Cricket Pakistan v England: Today’s highlights from Abu Dhabi. (HD) 10.00 Test Cricket As shown at 7.30pm. (HD) 11.00 One-Day International Cricket As shown at 9.00pm. (HD) 12.00m’t Cricket’s Greatest (HD) 12.30am One-Day International Cricket (HD) 1.30 Test Cricket (HD) 2.306.00am LIVE Test Cricket: Australia v New Zealand: Coverage of day two of the second Test from Perth. (HD)

6.00am The World Rugby Show (HD) 6.30 ATP Tour Uncovered (HD) 7.00 Grand Slam of Darts (HD) 11.00 Racing News (HD) 11.30 ATP Tour Uncovered (HD) 12.00noon NFL New York Jets v Buffalo Bills. (HD) 1.00pm Test Cricket (HD) 2.00 Plusnet Yorkshire Marathon (HD) 3.00 ATP Tour Uncovered Tennis news. (HD) 3.30 The World Rugby Show Highlights. (HD) 4.00 WWE – Raw Wrestling action. (HD) 6.00 ATP Tour Uncovered Tennis news. (HD) 6.30 Darts Gold 7.00 LIVE Grand Slam of Darts The seventh day’s play at Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring the quarter-ﬁnals. (HD) 10.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD) 11.00 WWE – Late Night – Smackdown (HD) 1.00am Darts Gold 2.30 The World Rugby Show (HD) 3.00 NFL (HD) 4.00-6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: India v South Africa: Coverage of the opening day of the second Test in the four-match series, held at the M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore. (HD)

6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf: The BMW Masters: Coverage of day two at Lake Malaren in Shanghai, China. (HD) 8.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD) 9.00 World Pool Masters (HD) 10.00 European Tour Golf (HD) 3.00pm Sporting Rivalries Double bill. (HD) 4.00 PGA Tour Classic The 1982 Glen Campbell Los Angeles Open. 5.00 European Tour Golf The BMW Masters: Highlights of the second day of the event held at Lake Malaren in Shanghai, China. (HD) 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf The OHL Classic at Mayakoba: Coverage of the second day’s play from the El Camaleon Golf Club in Playa del Carmen, Mexico. (HD) 9.00 LIVE LPGA Tour Golf The Lorena Ochoa Invitational: Coverage of the second day’s play at Club de Golf Mexico in Mexico City. (HD) 11.00 European Tour Golf As 5.00pm. (HD) 12.00m’t Sporting Greats 2.00am European Tour Golf (HD) 3.00-6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf: The BMW Masters: Coverage of the third day at Lake Malaren in Shanghai, China. (HD)

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers (HD) 11.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams (HD) 12.00noon Football’s Greatest International Teams The West German national side in 1972 and 1974. (HD) 12.30pm Spanish Football Gold (HD) 1.00 Euro 2016 Qualifiers Action from Norway v Hungary. (HD) 3.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams The Hungary national side of the 1950s. (HD) 3.30 Spanish Football Gold Double bill. (HD) 4.00 LIVE Ram Slam T20 Cricket Chevrolet Knights v The Unlimited Titans: Coverage from the Mangaung Oval in Bloemfontein. (HD) 7.15 Cricket Fillers 8.00 Sporting Greats 9.00 NFL New York Jets v Buffalo Bills. (HD) 10.00 Ram Slam T20 Cricket Action from Chevrolet Knights v The Unlimited Titans. (HD) 1.15am Euro 2016 Qualifiers (HD) 3.15 Football’s Greatest International Teams (HD) 3.45 Spanish Football Gold (HD) 4.006.00am Football Gold

7.30am South American Football Show (HD) 8.00 FIFA World (HD) 8.30 Ironman (HD) 9.00 Triathlon: Para Tri (HD) 9.30 One-Day International Cricket: Sri Lanka v West Indies. (HD) 1.00pm Athletics: World Championships Day eight at the Bird’s Nest Stadium in Beijing. (HD) 2.30 Athletics: World Championships Action from day nine. (HD) 4.30 WATTS 4.45 LIVE Under-21s International Football Germany v Azerbaijan: Coverage of the UEFA European Under-21 Championship qualiﬁer from the Continental Arena in Regensburg. Kick-off is at 5.00. (HD) 7.00 South American Football Show (HD) 7.30 FIFA World (HD) 8.00 Cycling The LiegeBastogne-Liege. (HD) 9.00 Cycling: Revolution Series Round two from Manchester. (HD) 10.30 Tennis: Fed Cup Action from Czech Republic v France. (HD) 11.30 Tennis: Fed Cup Russia v Germany. 12.30am GT Academy 2015: Back to Basics (HD) 12.45-1.05am Horse Racing: Highlights.

7.00am EuroCup Basketball (HD) 9.00 French Open Tennis (HD) 10.00 Alpine Skiing (HD) 11.30 Figure Skating (HD) 2.30pm LIVE Figure Skating Action from the fourth round of the ISU Grand Prix in France, featuring coverage from the ladies’ short event. 4.00 Alpine Skiing The men’s giant slalom in Soelden, Austria. (HD) 4.30 LIVE Figure Skating Further coverage of the fourth round of the ISU Grand Prix in France. 5.30 Figure Skating Action from the ISU Grand Prix in France. 5.45 LIVE Figure Skating Further coverage of the fourth round of the ISU Grand Prix in France. 7.30 Figure Skating Action from the ISU Grand Prix in France. 7.45 LIVE Figure Skating Further coverage of the fourth round of the ISU Grand Prix in France. 9.00 Athletics: World Championships Day eight at the Bird’s Nest Stadium in Beijing. (HD) 10.30 Athletics: World Championships Action from day nine. (HD) 12.30-6.00am Eurosport News (HD)

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6.00am MLB Special (HD) 7.00 College Basketball Special 8.00 NBA Action (HD) 8.30 Pardon the Interruption (HD) 9.00 Around the Horn (HD) 9.30 College Football Live (HD) 10.00 NBA Tonight (HD) 10.30 World Series of Poker (HD) 1.30pm Pardon the Interruption (HD) 2.00 NBA Tonight (HD) 2.30 Louisiana-Lafayette South Alabama Action from the LaddPeebles Stadium. (HD) 5.30 ESPN FC (HD) 6.00 Virginia Tech Georgia Tech College Football action. (HD) 9.00 NBA Action (HD) 9.30 NBA Tonight (HD) 10.00 LIVE Iowa State v Colorado College Basketball action from Sioux Falls. Tip-off is at 10.00. 12.00m’t Last Week, This Week: Recent highlights. (HD) 12.15am College Football Live (HD) 12.45 NHRA Sportsman Series (HD) 1.45 Last Week, This Week (HD) 2.00 LIVE USC Colorado: Kick-off is at 2.00. (HD) 5.30-6.00am Last Week, This Week (HD)

6.00am Last Week, This Week (HD) 6.30-11.30 UEFA Champions League – Classics (HD) 11.30 Global Goals (HD) 12.00noon World of Football The latest news and highlights. (HD) 12.30pm Game of the Week Recent action. (HD) 1.00-6.00 UEFA Champions League – Classics Back-toback editions. (HD) 6.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine News and highlights. (HD) 6.30 Rugby Tonight Extra Premiership action. (HD) 7.00 LIVE Leicester v Stade Francais This season’s European Rugby Champions Cup gets underway at Welford Road. Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 10.00 Football Tonight George Lamb hosts a mix of football, entertainment and music. (HD) 11.00 UEFA Champions League Magazine News and highlights. (HD) 11.30 Total Italian Football All the latest news. (HD) 12.00m’t Leicester Tigers v Stade Francais 1.306.00am UEFA Champions League – Classics: Backto-back editions. (HD)

6.00am Total Italian Football 6.00am Road to Rio (HD) 6.30 World of Athletics (HD) 6.30 LIVE Hyundai (HD) 7.00 Gillette World A-League (HD) 8.30 Sport (HD) 7.30 Irish Global Goals (HD) 8.45 LIVE Hyundai A-League Rally Review (HD) 8.00 (HD) 10.45 MotoGP The WRC Magazine (HD) Rewind (HD) 11.00 NBA 8.30 MotoGP Highlights Action (HD) 11.30 Formula (HD) 9.30 Rugby Tonight E – Sound of The Future Extra 10.00 Boxing (HD) 12.00noon Spirit of Tonight (HD) 11.00 USA Yachting (HD) 12.30pm Game of the Week (HD) Total Italian Football (HD) 2.00pm World Wide Sports 1.00 Barclays Premier (HD) 2.30 World of League World (HD) 1.30 Athletics (HD) 3.00 WRC Global Goals (HD) 2.00 FA Magazine (HD) 3.30 Cup Highlights (HD) 2.30 Formula E – Sound of The Last Week, This Week (HD) Future (HD) 4.00 Total 3.00 Rugby Tonight Extra Italian Football (HD) 4.30 (HD) 3.30 Road to Rio Irish Rally Review (HD) (HD) 4.00 World of 5.00 Gillette World Sport Athletics (HD) 4.30 World (HD) 5.30 World Wide Wide Sports (HD) 5.00 Sports (HD) 6.00 MotoGP Boxing Tonight (HD) 6.00 Highlights (HD) 7.00 Football’s Cult Heroes (HD) V8 Supercars Highlights (HD) 9.00 World Rally 6.30 Total Italian Football Championship (HD) 9.30 (HD) 7.00 Hyundai WTA All Access (HD) A-League (HD) 10.00 UEFA Champions League 10.30 UFC – The Ultimate Magazine (HD) 10.30 Total Fighter (HD) 11.30 UFC Italian Football (HD) 11.00 – Ultimate Insider (HD) Football Tonight (HD) 12.00m’t LIVE Pittsburgh 12.00m’t NBA Action (HD) v Gonzaga: From Okinawa, 12.30am LIVE Cavaliers Japan. Tip-off is at 12.00. Knicks (HD) 3.00 World (HD) 3.00am LIVE Rally Championship (HD) Washington v Texas: 3.30 UFC: Beyond the From Shanghai, China. Octagon (HD) 4.00 UFC Tip-off is at 3.00. (HD) Embedded (HD) 5.00 Total 5.00 World of Football Italian Football (HD) 5.30(HD) 5.30-6.00am Last 6.00am World of Football Week, This Week (HD)

LIVE SPORT ON OTHER CHANNELS TODAY

10.00am LIVE Bowls: Scottish International BBC2 Scot The opening semi-final. 11.55am LIVE Formula 1: Brazilian Grand Prix – Practice One BBC2 12.15pm LIVE Raceday At The Races

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12.40pm LIVE Racing Channel 4 Coverage from Cheltenham. 12.45pm LIVE Snooker: Champion of Champions ITV4 The Group Two semi-finals. 1.45pm LIVE Bowls: Scottish

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6.00am Ferrari Challenge Europa 7.20 Ferrari Finali Mondiali – Mugello 9.00 Inside Grand Prix 9.35 V8 Supercars Highlights 12.40pm RC Racing 1.10 BSR Touring Cars Powered by iRacing 2.15 Auto Mundial 2.45 Bike World 3.15 BSMA Moto X Finals 4.20 FIM Night of the SKY 407 VIRGIN 517 HD 407/451 HD 507 Jumps From Shenzen. 5.20 F3 Cup 6.00am Formula 1 (HD) 5.50 Lotus Cup UK 11.00 Paddock Uncut 6.55 Mini Challenge (HD) 11.15 F1 Drivers 8.00 V de V Series Press Conference (HD) 8.30 Inside Grand Prix 11.45 LIVE Formula 1: A look ahead to the The Brazilian Grand Prix: Brazilian Grand Prix. Coverage of the first 9.00 Jersey Rally practice session. (HD) 10.05 On the Limit 1.50pm Porsche Super Cup Rallying From Mayo. (HD) 3.45 LIVE Formula 10.35 FIA WRC Daily 1: The Brazilian Grand Prix: Highlights Wales Rally GB. The second practice 11.05 Belgian Rally session. (HD) 6.00 LIVE Championship F1 Team Principal Press Conference (HD) 6.45 11.40 Special Stage Extra Paddock Uncut (HD) 12.10am FIA WRC Daily 7.00 Tales from the Vault Highlights 12.40 (HD) 8.00 The F1 Show British Cross Country (HD) 9.00 Formula 1: Championship 1.45 (HD) 12.30am The F1 Lotus Cup UK 2.45 Mini Show (HD) 1.30 Paddock Challenge 3.40 V de V Uncut (HD) 1.45 Formula Series 4.10 Belgian Rally 1 (HD) 5.15-6.00am Championship 4.35 Jersey F1 Team Principal Rally 5.30-6.00am On the Limit Rallying Press Conference (HD)

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SKY 613 VIRG 701 F’VIEW 120 F’SAT 607 HD 123 HD 613/633 HD710 HD 600

SKY 614 VIRG 702 F’VIEW 121 F’SAT 608 HD 124 HD 614/624 HD711 HD 601

Kids’ TV Guide

SATURDAY 7.00am Arthur 7.15 SATURDAY

Dennis 7.25 League of Super Evil 7.40 Ooglies Funsize 7.45 MOTD Kickabout NEW EDITION 8.05 Splatalot 8.30 Just Kidding 8.50 Newsround 8.55 NEW SERIES Secret Life of Boys 9.25 Rocket’s Island 9.55 Dumping Ground 10.25 Next Step 10.50 Whoops I Missed the Bus NEW EDITION 11.05 So Awkward 11.35 Newsround 11.40 Strange Hill High 12.05pm Scream St 12.15 Nowhere Boys 12.45 Junior Vets 1.10 Operation Ouch! 1.40 Newsround 1.50 Junior Bake Off 2.15 4 O’Clock Club 2.45 Dumping Ground 3.15 Hank Zipzer 3.40 Rocket’s Island 6.35-7.00pm Scooby-Doo

SUNDAY As Saturday except:

7.25am Danger Mouse 7.35 Scream Street 7.50 Defenders of Berk 8.10 Whoops I Missed the Bus 8.30 Ultimate Brain 9.00 Blue Peter 9.30 Technobabble NEW EDITION 9.45 How to Be Epic Everything 10.00 Newsround 10.05 Hank Zipzer 10.30 Next Step 11.00 Poppies 11.05 CBBC Chart Show 11.35 Dumping Ground 12.00 Newsround 12.10pm Show Me What You’re Made Of 12.35 Absolute Genius 1.05 Extreme School 1.35 Miracles of Nature 1.45 Newsround 1.55 Junior Bake Off 2.25 4 O’Clock Club 2.50 Dumping Ground 3.20 Hank Zipzer 3.45 Nowhere Boys 4.10 4 O’Clock Files 4.40 How to Be Epic Everything 5.00 Pop Slam! 5.307.00pm CBBC R1’s Teen Awards

MONDAY 7.00am Arthur 7.10

Sidekick 7.25 Dennis 7.35 MOTD NEW EDITION 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Officially Amazing 8.15 Newsround 8.25 Tracy Beaker 8.50 Sparticle Mystery 9.20 Deadly 60 9.50 Marrying Mum and Dad 10.15 Disaster Chefs 10.45 Bear Behaving Badly 11.10 Millie Inbetween 11.35 Tracy Beaker 12.05pm Sparticle Mystery 12.30 Disaster Chefs 1.00 Deadly 60 1.30 Marrying Mum and Dad 2.00 Millie Inbetween 2.25 Bear Behaving Badly 2.50 Shaun 3.05 Endangered Species 3.15 Danger Mouse 3.25 Scooby-Doo 3.50 Junior Bake Off NEW EPISODE 4.20 Newsround 4.30 Rocket’s Island NEW EPISODE 5.00 Junior Vets NEW EPISODE 5.30 Tracy Beaker 6.00 Defenders of Berk 6.25 Shaun 6.30 Scooby-Doo 6.50-7.00pm OOglies

TUESDAY As Mon except:

8.50-9.20am Tracy Beaker 12.0512.30pm Tracy Beaker 4.30pm The Dumping Ground NEW EPISODE 5.00-5.30pm Show Me What You’re Made Of NEW EPISODE

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 8.50am Next Step 9.15-9.20 My Supply Teacher Is Magic 10.45 Miracles of Nature 11.00 Poppies 11.05 Operation Ouch 11.30-11.35am Deadly 60 Bites 12.05pm Next Step 12.25-12.30 My Supply Teacher Is Magic 4.30 Nowhere Boys NEW EPISODE 5.00 Scream St NEW EPISODE 5.10 Absolute Genius NEW EPISODE 5.45-6.00 Techno babble 6.25-7.00pm Horrible Histories

THURSDAY As Mon except:

7.10am Shaun 7.20 Dennis 7.357.40 Blue Peter Bite NEW EDITION 8.50 Next Step 9.15-9.20am My Supply Teacher Is Magic 12.05pm Next Step 12.25-12.30 My Supply Teacher Is Magic 4.30 Millie Inbetween 5.00-5.30 Blue Peter NEW EDITION

FRIDAY As Mon except:

8.50am Next Step 9.15-9.20 My Supply Teacher Is Magic 12.05pm Next Step 12.25-12.30 My Supply Teacher Is Magic 4.30 Next Step NEW EPISODE 4.50 Nowhere Boys NEW EPISODE 5.20 The CBBC Official Chart Show NEW EDITION 5.50-6.00 Officially Amazing 6.35-7.00pm Scooby-Doo

104 TV&Satellite Week

NICK JR SKY 615

VIRGIN 715

CITV

NICKELODEON

SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT 734 621 122 602

SATURDAY & SUNDAY

SATURDAY

6.00am Me Too! 6.20 Show Me Show Me 6.40 Small Potatoes 6.45 Dinopaws 7.00 Raa Raa 7.10 Postman Pat 7.30 Q Pootle 5 7.40 Chuggington 7.45 Rosie 7.55 Octonauts 8.10 Kate 8.20 Wussywat 8.25 Timmy Time 8.35 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 9.00 NEW SERIES The Tale of Mr Tumble: Act One 9.40 My Pet and Me 9.55 Mike 10.25 Rosie 10.35 Chuggington 10.45 Topsy and Tim 11.00 Swashbuckle NEW EPISODE 11.20 Gigglebiz 11.35 Kerwhizz 12.00noon Baby Jake 12.10pm I Can Cook on the Go 12.25 Balamory 12.45 Abney & Teal 1.00 Same Smile 1.15 Waybuloo 1.35 Charlie and Lola 1.45 ZingZillas 2.00 The Tale of Mr Tumble 2.40 My Pet and Me 2.55 Mike 3.10 Tree Fu Tom 3.30 Chuggington 3.40 Topsy and Tim 4.00 Justin’s House 4.25 Footy Pups 4.40 Kerwhizz 5.00 Swashbuckle 5.25 Gigglebiz 5.40 Old Jack’s Boat 5.50 Melody 6.00 Charlie and Lola 6.10 Waybuloo 6.20 In the Night Garden 6.50-7.00pm Story

6.00am Peppa Pig 6.30 Ben and Holly 7.00 Peppa Pig 7.30 Ben and Holly 8.00 Paw Patrol 9.00 Alvinnn!!! NEW EPISODE 9.30 Ben and Holly 10.00 Paw Patrol 11.00 Blaze 12.00noon Alvinnn!!! 12.30pm Dora and Friends: Into the City 1.00 Ben and Holly 2.00 Paw Patrol 3.00 Blaze 3.30 Ben and Holly 4.00 Alvinnn!!! 4.30 Dora and Friends: Into the City 5.00 Paw Patrol 5.30 Blaze 6.00 Alvinnn!!! 6.35 Peppa Pig 7.00 Paw Patrol 7.30 Blaze 8.00 Puffin Rock 8.20 Lily’s Driftwood Bay 8.30 Ben and Holly 9.00 Peppa Pig 10.00 Ben and Holly 10.30 Peppa Pig 11.00 Ben and Holly11.30 Paw Patrol 12.00m’t Paw Patrol 12.25am Ben and Holly1.15 Paw Patrol 2.05 Blaze 2.55 Alvinnn!!! 3.20 Dora and Friends: Into the City 3.45 Ben and Holly 4.35 Paw Patrol 5.30-6.00am Blaze

6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Signed Stories: Share a Story 7.05 Oddbods 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Super 4 7.40 Adventure Time 8.00 Marvel Avengers Assemble 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie 9.25 FILM Tom and Jerry in Shiver Me Whiskers 10.45 Oddbods 11.00 Almost Naked Animals 11.30 Nerds & Monsters 12.00noon Horrible Science 12.30pm My Phone Genie 1.00 My Parents Are Aliens 1.55 Chowder 2.30 Mr Bean 3.30 Nerds & Monsters 4.00 Horrid Henry 5.00-6.00pm Almost Naked Animals

SUNDAY As Saturday except:

MONDAY-THURSDAY

8.35am Dipdap 8.40 Mr Bloom 9.009.40 The Tale of Mr Tumble NEW EPISODE 10.45 Time for School 11.00 Poppies 11.05 Swashbuckle 11.25 Gigglebiz 11.40-12.00noon Kerwhizz 2.00-2.40pm The Tale of Mr Tumble 3.40pm Time for School 3.55-4.00 Swashbuckle: 5.25 What’s the Big Idea? 5.30 Katie Morag 6.00 Clangers 6.10-6.20pm Abney & Teal

MONDAY 6.00am Me Too! 6.20 Show Me Show Me 6.40 Alphablocks 6.45 Dinopaws 7.00 Raa Raa 7.10 Postman Pat 7.25 Teletubbies NEW EPISODE 7.40 Hey Duggee NEW EPISODE 7.45 The Furchester Hotel NEW EPISODE 8.00 Octonauts 8.10 Kate 8.20 Wussywat 8.25 Timmy Time 8.40 Tweenies 9.00 Mr Bloom 9.15 Bing 9.30 Woolly & Tig 9.35 Twirlywoos 9.45 Something Special 10.05 Show Me Show Me NEW EPISODE 10.30 Abadas 10.45 Mister Maker 11.05 Tilly 11.15 Melody 11.25 Get Squiggling! 11.30 Woolly & Tig 11.40 Waybuloo 12.00noon Baby Jake 12.10pm I Can Cook 12.25 Balamory 12.45 Abney & Teal 1.00 Mr Bloom 1.15 Bing 1.30 Woolly & Tig 1.35 Twirlywoos 1.45 Something Special 2.05 Show Me Show Me 2.30 Abadas 2.45 Mister Maker 3.05 Tilly 3.15 Get Squiggling! 3.20 Woolly & Tig: The Play 3.30 My Story 3.45 Lingo Show 3.55 Boj 4.10 Numtums 4.20 Messy Goes to Okido 4.30 Time for School 4.45 Peter Rabbit NEW EPISODE 5.00 Tree Fu Tom 5.20 Gigglebiz 5.35 Teacup Travels 5.50 Nelly & Nora 6.00 Clangers 6.10 Abney & Teal 6.20 In the Night Garden 6.50-7.00pm Story NEW EPISODE

TUESDAY As Mon except:

6.00am Peppa Pig 6.30 Ben and Holly 7.00 Peppa Pig 7.30 Ben and Holly 8.00 Paw Patrol 9.00 Ben and Holly 10.00 Paw Patrol 11.00 Blaze 12.00 Alvinnn!!! and the Chipmunks 12.30pm Dora and Friends: Into the City 1.00 Ben and Holly 2.00 Paw Patrol 3.00 Blaze 3.30 Alvinnn!!! and the Chipmunks 4.00 Dora and Friends: Into the City 4.30 NEW SERIES Shimmer and Shine 5.00 Paw Patrol 5.25 Blaze 6.00 Ben and Holly 6.35 Peppa Pig 7.00 Paw Patrol 7.30 Shimmer and Shine 8.00 Puffin Rock 8.20 Lily’s Driftwood Bay 8.30 Ben and Holly 9.00 Peppa Pig 10.00 Ben and Holly 10.30 Peppa Pig 11.00 Ben and Holly 11.30 Paw Patrol 12.00m’t Team Umizoomi 12.25am Ben and Holly 1.15 Paw Patrol 2.05 Blaze 2.55 Alvinnn!!! and the Chipmunks 3.20 Dora and Friends: Into the City 3.45 Ben and Holly 4.35 Paw Patrol 5.00 Paw Patrol 5.30-6.00am Blaze

FRIDAY As Mon except: 6.00-6.35pm Alvinnn!!! and the Chipmunks 7.30-8.00pm Alvinnn!!! and the Chipmunks

+1hour

SKY 630

SKY 604 VIRGIN 712 HD 604/632 HD 714

SATURDAY 6.00am TMNT

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 7.40-8.00am Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.30am Fish Hooks 9.00 Horrible Science NEW EPISODE 9.25 Mr Bean 9.55 Chowder 10.25 Horrid Henry 11.10 Oddbods 11.15-11.30 Almost Naked Animals 12.00 House of Anubis 2.00pm Adventure Time 2.30 Mr Bean 3.003.30pm Thunderbirds Are Go

MONDAY 6.00am Fleabag

Monkeyface 6.10 Horrid Henry 6.55 Pokémon: XY 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.50 Adventure Time 8.15 Super 4 8.50 Almost Naked Animals 9.25 Signed Stories: Share a Story 9.30 Horrid Henry 10.25 Oddbods NEW EPISODE 10.30 Nerds & Monsters 11.00 Mr Bean 11.30 Almost Naked Animals 12.00 Horrid Henry 1.30pm Nerds & Monsters 2.30 Almost Naked Animals 3.00 Mr Bean 3.30 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 3.45 Super 4 4.00 Horrid Henry 4.30 The Tom & Jerry Show 5.00 Teen Titans Go! 5.30-6.00pm House of Anubis

TUESDAY As Mon except: 1.30pm House of Anubis 2.00-2.30 Nerds & Monsters 5.00-5.30pm Horrible Science

6.30 Make it Pop 7.00 Winx Club 7.30 Sam & Cat 8.00 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn NEW EPISODE 8.30 The Thundermans 9.00 Henry Danger NEW EPISODE 9.30 100 Things to Do Before High School 10.00 Game Shakers 10.30 Bella 11.00 Sam & Cat 11.30 iCarly 3.30pm Sam & Cat 4.00 100 Things to Do Before High School 4.30 Bella 5.00 Victorious 5.30 The Thundermans 6.00 Henry Danger 6.30 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn 7.00 iCarly 7.30 Sam & Cat 8.00 Victorious 8.30 iCarly 9.00 Max & Shred 9.30 Drake & Josh 10.00 iCarly 12.00m’t Shopping 3.00am Genie 3.50 Summer in Transylvania 4.15 Renford Rejects 4.40 House of Anubis 5.05-6.00am Life with Boys

SUNDAY

As Saturday except: 10.35-11.00am Bella 7.008.30pm One Crazy Cruise

MONDAY 6.00am iCarly 6.30

Victorious 7.00 The Thundermans 7.30 Every Witch Way 8.00 Bella 8.30 iCarly 9.00 Victorious 9.30 The Haunted Hathaways 10.00 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn 10.30 iCarly 11.00 Sam & Cat 11.30 SpongeBob SquarePants 12.00 The Thundermans 12.30pm Henry Danger 1.00 iCarly 1.30 Victorious 2.00 Max & Shred 2.30 100 Things to Do Before High School 3.00 iCarly 3.30 Henry Danger 4.00 Victorious 4.30 100 Things to Do Before High School 5.00 The Thundermans 5.30 Bella NEW EPISODE 6.00 Game Shakers NEW EPISODE 6.30 Sam & Cat 7.00 Bella 7.30 Game Shakers 8.00 Every Witch Way 8.30 Sam & Cat 9.00 Make it Pop 9.30 Life with Boys 10.00 iCarly 11.00 How to Rock 11.30 Wendell & Vinnie 12.00m’t Teleshopping 3.00am Genie in the House 3.50 Summer in Transylvania 4.15 Renford Rejects 4.40 House of Anubis 5.05-6.00am Life with Boys

WEDNESDAY As Tue except: TUE-THUR As Mon except: 5.00-5.30pm Thunderbirds Are Go

THURSDAY As Tue except: 5.00-5.30pm Pokémon: XY

FRIDAY As Tue except: 4.30pm FILM Tom and Jerry in Shiver Me Whiskers 5.50-6.00pm Oddbods

7.00pm Instant Mom 7.30-8.00pm See Dad Run

FRIDAY As Mon except: 7.00pm 100 Things To Do Before High School 7.308.00pm The Thundermans

+1hour

SKY 605

VIRGIN 713

Highlights NEW

NEW

5.00pm Go Jetters NEW EPISODE 5.10-5.20pm Sarah & Duck

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 9.00-9.15am Let’s Celebrate 10.45am Time for School 11.00-11.05 Poppies 11.15 Melody 11.20-11.25am Small Potatoes 1.00-1.15pm Let’s Celebrate 5.00pm Topsy and Tim NEW EPISODE 5.10-5.20pm Sarah & Duck

THURSDAY As Mon except: 5.00pm Elves and the Shoemaker 5.45-5.50pm Sarah & Duck

FRIDAY As Mon except: 5.00-5.20pm Swashbuckle: Children in Need special. 6.00pm Charlie and Lola 6.10-6.20pm Waybuloo

NEW Guardians of the Galaxy Sat, Disney XD HD, 8am The latest animated Marvel team must locate a powerful weapon able to create a new universe.

Teletubbies

Shimmer and Shine

Mon-Fri, CBeebies HD, 7.25am Say ‘Eh-oh’ to the digitised Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po, whose first new-look exploration is about friendship.

Mon, Nick Jr, 4.30pm Twin genies come out of a bottle to teach little Leah lessons in learning from your mistakes, starting with cupcake batter.

7-13 November CARTOON NET SKY 601 VIRGIN 704 HD 601/634 HD 732

BOOMERANG SKY 603 VIRGIN HD 603/636 730

DISNEY SKY 609 VIRGIN HD 609/635 724

SATURDAY 6.00am Mr Bean: SATURDAY 6.00am Charlie

SATURDAY 6.00am Steven

Universe 6.30 Uncle Grandpa 7.00 Sonic Boom 7.30 Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu 8.00 Adventure Time 8.30 Regular Show 9.00 Supernoobs 9.15 We Bare Bears 9.30 World of Gumball 10.00 Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu 10.30 Teen Titans Go! 11.00 Adventure Time NEW EPISODE 4.00pm Clarence 4.30 Regular Show 5.00 Adventure Time 5.30 World of Gumball 6.00 Supernoobs 6.15 We Bare Bears 6.30 Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu 7.00 Teen Titans Go! 7.30 Regular Show 8.00 Adventure Time 8.30 World of Gumball 9.00 Uncle Grandpa 9.30 Clarence 10.00 World of Gumball 11.00 Chop Socky Chooks 11.30 Robotboy 12.00m’t Cartoons 1.55am Chop Socky Chooks 3.05 Robotboy 4.05 World of Gumball 4.55 Adventure Time 5.156.00am Transformers Prime

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 5.15-5.35am Transformers Prime: Beast Hunters

MONDAY 6.00am Teen Titans Go! 6.30 Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu 7.00 Adventure Time 7.30 Regular Show 7.45 Supernoobs 8.00 World of Gumball 8.30 Clarence 9.00 Adventure Time 9.30 Regular Show 10.00 World of Gumball 11.00 Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu 11.30 Ben 10: Omniverse 12.00noon Ben 10 12.30pm Batman: The Brave and the Bold 1.00 World of Gumball 1.30 Regular Show 2.00 Johnny Test 2.30 Adventure Time 3.00 Teen Titans Go! 3.30 Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu 4.00 Clarence NEW EPISODE 4.30 Regular Show NEW EPISODE 5.00 Adventure Time NEW EPISODE 5.30 Teen Titans Go! NEW EPISODE 6.00 Supernoobs NEW EPISODE 6.30 Steven Universe NEW EPISODE 7.00 We Bare Bears 7.15 Wabbit 7.30 World of Gumball 8.00 Adventure Time 8.30 Regular Show 9.00 Uncle Grandpa 9.30 Clarence 10.00 World of Gumball 11.00 Chop Socky Chooks 11.30 Robotboy 12.00m’t Cartoons 1.55am Chop Socky Chooks 3.05 Robotboy 4.05 World of Gumball 4.55 Adventure Time 5.156.00am Transformers Prime

TUE-FRI As Mon except: 5.30-6.00pm World of Gumball 6.15 We Bare Bears 6.30 Teen Titans Go! 7.00 Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu 7.30-8.00 Regular Show 8.30-9.00pm World of Gumball

+1hour

SKY 602

VIRGIN 705

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 8.00am Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 8.30 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 9.00 The Tom & Jerry Show 10.00 FILM Tom And Jerry’s Giant Adventure 11.10am12.30pm Tom & Jerry 5.00pm FILM Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars! 6.30-7.00pm Tom & Jerry

MONDAY 6.00am Mr Bean: The Animated Series 6.30 Inspector Gadget 7.00 Tom & Jerry 7.30 Wabbit 8.00 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 8.30 Sonic Boom 9.00 Inspector Gadget 9.30 Dragons: Riders of Berk 10.00 George of the Jungle 10.30 The Looney Tunes Show 11.00 Chowder 11.30 Inspector Gadget 12.00noon Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 12.30pm What’s New Scooby-Doo? 1.00 Tom and Jerry Tales 1.30 Tom & Jerry 2.00 Garfield 2.30 Sonic Boom 3.00 George of the Jungle 3.30 Tom & Jerry 4.00 Inspector Gadget 4.30 Sonic Boom NEW EPISODE 5.00 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 5.30 Wabbit NEW EPISODE 6.00 The Tom & Jerry Show 6.30 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 6.45 George of the Jungle 7.00 Sonic Boom 7.30 Inspector Gadget 7.45 Wabbit 8.00 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8.30 Tom & Jerry 9.00 Garfield 10.00 LazyTown 11.00 Garfield 12.00m’t LazyTown 12.50am Garfield 2.00 LazyTown 3.10 Garfield 4.10 LazyTown 5.00-6.00am Garfield

TUESDAY As Mon except: 8.00-8.30am Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 5.00-5.30pm FILM Scooby-Doo! Haunted Holidays 6.00-6.30pm Tom & Jerry

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 8.00-8.30am What’s New ScoobyDoo? 6.00pm FILM Scooby-Doo 7.40-8.00pm Tom and Jerry Tales

THURSDAY As Mon except: 2.00pm FILM Scooby-Doo 3.404.00 Tom & Jerry 5.00-5.30 Scooby-Doo! Spooky Games 6.00-6.30pm Tom and Jerry Tales

FRIDAY As Mon except: 8.00-8.30am Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 6.00pm FILM Space Jam 7.40-8.00pm Tom and Jerry Tales

+1hour

SKY VIRGIN 618 731

6.30 Girl Meets World 7.00 Austin & Ally 7.25 Access All Areas 7.30 Jessie 8.00 Liv & Maddie 8.25 Access All Areas 8.30 KC 9.00 Austin & Ally 9.25 Access All Areas 9.30 Girl Meets World 10.00 Fashion Challenge 10.05 Access All Areas Unlocked 10.15 Jessie 10.45 Access All Areas 10.50 KC 11.20 Access All Areas 11.25 Liv & Maddie 11.55 Access All Areas 12.00noon First Class Chefs 12.30pm Girl Meets World 1.00 Austin & Ally 1.30 I Didn’t Do It 2.00 Liv & Maddie 2.30 Austin & Ally 3.00 KC 3.30 Jessie 4.25 Fashion Challenge 4.30 Girl Meets World 5.00 Liv & Maddie 5.30 Austin & Ally 6.30 KC 7.00 Jessie 7.55 Access All Areas 8.00 Austin & Ally 8.30 Liv & Maddie 9.00 Charlie 10.00 Violetta 10.55 Mickey Mouse 11.00 Hannah Montana 11.30pm12.00m’t Groove High

SUNDAY As Saturday except:

8.00am Descendants: Rotten To The Choreography 10.15 Access All Areas Unlocked 10.25 Jessie 10.50 Access All Areas 10.55 KC 11.25 Fashion Challenge 11.30-11.55am Liv & Maddie 3.30pm Evermoor Uncovered 5.10 Access All Areas Unlocked 5.20 Austin & Ally 5.55-6.00pm Fashion Challenge

MONDAY 6.00am Kirby Buckets

6.30 Austin & Ally 7.00 Jessie 7.30 Liv & Maddie 8.00 KC 8.30 I Didn’t Do It 8.55 Mickey Mouse 9.00 Charlie 10.00 Sofia the First 10.55 Doc McStuffins 11.55 Mickey Mouse 12.00noon Dog with a Blog 12.30pm Wizards of Waverly Place 1.30 Ant Farm 2.00 Kirby Buckets 2.30 I Didn’t Do It 3.00 Girl Meets World 3.25 Access All Areas 3.30 Austin & Ally 4.00 Liv & Maddie 4.30 Jessie 5.00 KC NEW EPISODE 5.30 NEW SERIES Evermoor Chronicles 5.55 Access All Areas 6.00 FILM The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 8.45 Fashion Challenge 8.50 Evermoor Chronicles 9.20 Charlie 9.50 Mickey Mouse 10.00pm12.00m’t As Saturday

TUESDAY As Mon except:

7.30-8.00am Evermoor Chronicles 3.30-4.00pm Evermoor 6.00 Liv & Maddie 6.30 Jessie 7.00 Evermoor Chronicles 7.30 Raven 7.55 Access All Areas 8.00 Sonny 8.30 Jessie 9.00-10.00pm Charlie

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 7.30-8.00am Evermoor Chronicles 3.25pm Access All Areas 3.304.00 Evermoor 5.30-5.55 Austin & Ally 6.00 Evermoor Chronicles 6.30 Jessie 7.00 Sonny 7.30 Raven 7.55 Access All Areas 8.00 I Didn’t Do It 8.30 Jessie 9.00-10.00pm Charlie

THURSDAY As Mon except:

3.30-4.30pm Evermoor 5.305.55 Austin & Ally 6.00 Evermoor Chronicles 6.30 Jessie 7.00 Sonny 7.30 Raven 7.55 Access All Areas 8.00 I Didn’t Do It 8.30 Jessie 9.00-10.00pm Charlie

FRIDAY As Mon except:

2.55pm Access All Areas 3.00 Evermoor Chronicles 3.55 Access All Areas 4.00 KC 4.50 Access All Areas 4.55 Fashion Challenge NEW EDITION 5.00 Girl Meets World NEW EPISODE 5.30 FILM The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 8.20 Mickey Mouse 8.30 Jessie 9.0010.00pm Good Luck Charlie

+1hour

SKY VIRGIN 610 725

SKY 611 VIRGIN HD 611/628 727

SATURDAY 6.00am Mickey

Mouse Clubhouse 6.55 Doc McStuffins 7.10 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 7.30 Henry Hugglemonster 8.00 Sofia the First 8.25 The Hive 8.40 Calimero 8.55 Miles from Tomorrow 9.10 Doc McStuffins 9.30 Sofia the First 10.00 The Neverland Pirates 10.50 Jake’s Buccaneer Blast 10.55 Curious George 11.20 Minnie’s Bow-Toons 11.25 Zou 11.40 Henry Hugglemonster 12.10pm Doc McStuffins 12.20 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 12.45 The Neverland Pirates 1.00 Henry Hugglemonster 1.25 Doc McStuffins 1.55 Minnie’s Bow-Toons 2.00 Miles from Tomorrow 2.55 Jake’s Buccaneer Blast 3.00 Sofia the First 3.55 Minnie’s Bow-Toons 4.00 Curious George 4.25 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 4.45 Doc McStuffins 5.10 Sofia the First 5.40 Henry Hugglemonster 6.00 Miles from Tomorrow 6.15 The Neverland Pirates 6.30 Curious George 7.00 Sofia the First 7.25 Doc McStuffins 7.50 Whisker Haven Tales With The Palace Pets 8.00 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 8.25 Henry Hugglemonster 8.55 Zou 9.10 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 9.35 Art Attack 10.05 Mouk 10.20 Henry Hugglemonster 11.20 Jungle Junction 11.45pm-12.00m’t The Hive

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 10.00am FILM Cinderella 11.15-11.25am Whisker Haven Tales with The Palace Pets

MONDAY 6.00am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 6.55 Doc McStuffins 7.10 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 7.30 Henry Hugglemonster 7.45 Miles from Tomorrow 8.00 Curious George 8.55 The Hive 9.10 Doc Files 9.15 Doc McStuffins 10.10 Henry Hugglemonster 10.40 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 11.00 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 11.25 Quiz Time 11.35 The Neverland Pirates 12.00noon Sofia the First 12.55pm Minnie’s Bow-Toons 1.00 Doc McStuffins 2.00 Sofia the First 2.25 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 2.45 The Neverland Pirates 3.00 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 3.30 Henry Hugglemonster 4.00 Curious George 4.25 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 4.45 Doc McStuffins 5.10 Sofia the First NEW EPISODE 5.40 Henry Hugglemonster NEW EPISODE 6.00 Miles from Tomorrow 6.15 The Neverland Pirates NEW EPISODE 6.45 Sofia the First 7.35 Doc McStuffins 8.00 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West’s Wild West 8.25 Henry Hugglemonster 8.55 Zou 9.10 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 9.35 Art Attack 10.05 Mouk 10.20 Henry Hugglemonster 11.20 Jungle Junction 11.45pm12.00m’t The Hive

TUE-FRI As Monday except: 6.30pm Curious George 7.00 Sofia the First 7.25 Doc McStuffins 7.50-8.00pm Minnie’s Bow-Toons

+1hour

SKY 612

DISNEY XD SKY 622 VIRGIN HD 622/633 707

SATURDAY 6.00am Wander

Over Yonder 6.30 Randy 7.00 Hulk NEW EPISODE 7.30 Spider-Man 8.00 NEW SERIES Guardians of the Galaxy 9.00 Star Wars Rebels NEW EPISODE 9.30 Phineas & Ferb 10.00 Pickle & Peanut 10.30 Gravity Falls 11.00 Star vs the Forces of Evil 11.30 Gamers Guide to Pretty Much Everything NEW EPISODE 12.00noon NEW Lab Rats: Bionic Island 1.00pm FILM The Pacifier 2.45 Star vs the Forces of Evil 3.00 Pickle & Peanut 3.30 Lego Star Wars 4.00 Star Wars Rebels: Spark of Rebellion 4.30 Phineas & Ferb 5.00 Avengers 5.30 Spider-Man 6.00 Guardians of the Galaxy 6.30 Star Wars Rebels 7.00 Phineas & Ferb 7.30 Gamers Guide to Pretty Much Everything 8.00 Lab Rats 9.00 Gravity Falls 9.30 Wander Over Yonder 10.00 Randy 10.25 Camp Lakebottom 10.50 Dude, That’s My Ghost! 11.40 Rated A for Awesome 12.30am American Dragon 1.15 Aaron Stone 2.00 Kid vs Kat 2.20 Kick Buttowski 3.10 I’m in the Band 4.00 Pair of Kings 4.45 Zeke and Luther 5.10 Hulk 5.35-6.00am Avengers

Kids’ TV Guide

Supernoobs

The Animated Series 6.30 Inspector Gadget 7.00 Tom & Jerry 7.30 Wabbit 8.00 The Tom & Jerry Show 8.30 Tom & Jerry 9.00 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 9.30 FILM Scooby-Doo! Knight Time Terror 10.00 FILM Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 12.00 Tom & Jerry 12.30pm Tom and Jerry Tales 1.30 The Tom & Jerry Show 2.30 Tom & Jerry 3.30 Tom and Jerry Tales 4.30 The Tom & Jerry Show 5.00 FILM Tom and Jerry: The Magic Ring 6.15 Tom & Jerry 7.00 Be Cool, ScoobyDoo! 7.30 Wabbit 8.00 Sonic Boom 8.30 Mr Bean: Animated Series 9.00 Garfield 10.00 LazyTown 11.00 Garfield 12.00m’t LazyTown 12.50am Garfield 2.00 LazyTown 3.10 Garfield 4.10 LazyTown 5.00-6.00am Garfield

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SUNDAY As Saturday except:

8.00-8.30am Avengers 12.30pm Mighty Med 1.00 Gravity Falls 1.30 Phineas & Ferb 2.30-2.45 Star vs the Forces of Evil 4.004.30 Star Wars Rebels: Spark of Rebellion 8.30-9.00pm Mighty Med

MONDAY

6.00am Spider-Man: Web Warriors 6.30 Star Wars Rebels 7.00 Phineas & Ferb 7.15 Star vs the Forces of Evil 7.30 Gravity Falls 8.00 Wander Over Yonder 8.30 Star Wars: The New Yoda Chronicles 9.00 The 7D 9.30 Boyster 10.00 Phineas & Ferb 11.00 Penn Zero 11.30 Wander Over Yonder 12.00noon Gravity Falls 1.00pm Phineas & Ferb 1.30 Hulk 2.00 Avengers 2.30 Spider-Man 3.00 Star Wars Rebels 4.00 Pickle & Peanut 4.30 Star vs the Forces of Evil 5.00 Gravity Falls 5.30 Phineas & Ferb 6.00 Gamers Guide to Pretty Much Everything 6.30 Lab Rats 7.30 Guardians of the Galaxy 8.30 Hulk 9.00 Wander Over Yonder 9.30 Boyster 10.00pm-6.00am As Saturday

TUESDAY As Mon except:

3.00pm Star Wars Rebels: The Siege of Lothal – Part One 4.00-4.30 Phineas & Ferb 7.00 Mighty Med 7.30 Spider-Man 8.008.30pm Avengers

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 8.30-9.00am Lego Star Wars 4.004.30pm Phineas & Ferb 7.00 Mighty Med 7.30 Ultimate SpiderMan 8.00-8.30pm Avengers

THURSDAY As Mon except:

8.30-9.00am Lego Star Wars 3.30-4.30pm Phineas & Ferb 5.00 Pickle & Peanut NEW EPISODES 5.30-5.45 Two More Eggs 7.00 Mighty Med 7.30 Spider-Man 8.00-8.30pm Avengers 5.35-6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy

FRIDAY As Mon except:

6.00-6.30am Guardians of the Galaxy 7.00-7.15 Two More Eggs 7.30-8.00 Pickle & Peanut 8.30-9.00am Lego Star Wars 3.00 Lego Star Wars 3.30 Star Wars Rebels: Spark of Rebellion 4.30 Star Wars Rebels 5.00 Star vs the Forces of Evil 5.30-6.00 Pickle & Peanut 7.00 Mighty Med 7.30 Spider-Man 8.00-8.30pm Avengers

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Jenna Coleman swaps the Tardis for corsets in the first pictures from ITV’s eight-part drama Victoria

David Beckham England’s most capped outfield footballer will play seven matches in seven continents for BBC1’s Beckham: For the Love of the Game, including games in Antarctica and at Old Trafford.

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