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Meet a Machine an interactive experience for all ages The 3rd annual Meet a Machine is gearing up to be bigger and better than ever. The event creates an interactive experience for kids to touch, sit on, and even ride machines like: agriculture and forestry equipment, excavators, Boom Trucks, Army vehicles, Forestry Machines, KSAR Command Truck Vintage vehicles and a dragster. Naturally, there will be many, many opportunities for kids to honk the horn. Volunteer organizer Jim Moorhead laughs, “Let ‘em honk all they want, this event is for them!” The event is a fundraiser for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation (JDRF), a leading charitable organization that is dedicated to funding type 1 diabetes research. At the helm of this massive event, Jim is intent on making the day an unforgettable event for children of all ages. According to Shianne Carswell, JDRF Senior Fundraising & Development Co-ordinator, “The event has drawn over 3000 people each year so far. Jim has done an amazing job this year with over 60 crazy machines booked, as well as lots of great family entertainment and Above: Leila, 3 and Cina,5 were feeling the Force while the little pussycat (right) checked out the fun.” Beyond the awesome machinery, they will inside of a big machine. be offering pony buggy rides, remote conScience Centre, Fun & Games, Kamloops trol airplanes, face painting, bouncy castles, Belly Laughs Children’s Events, Jump ‘N’ Jax and loads of other vendors and activities! Entertainment, High Country Flyers, Heritage The Bookmobile will also be on hand; Dune Model Railway Club, Kamloops Exploration Buggy rides will be available by donation. A Group, Pioneer Shuswap Club and Sacred mobile car crusher will be activated for display, Revolution will host fun and interactive and helicopter rides will be available at a disstations. counted rate. Some activities will require extra Between the machines, activities, mascots fees, and cash would be handy. and Star Wars-style characters there will be Kamloops Woodworkers Guild will offer photo-ops galore. Food and, refreshments demos and toy making activities. Big Little will also be available. All entrants are given a
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This year’s honouree Marilyn VanDongen with husband Casey.
Walk with other Kamloopsians on Sunday, May 7, 2017 at the TCC Indoor and Outdoor Track, 910 McGill Road. Registration begins at 9am with the walk happening from 10:30am-12pm. Marilyn VanDongen is a very expressive, social, and lively woman. She is a wife, a mother, a friend, and the fact that she is a lifetime member of the Catholic Women’s league is a true testament of her sincere commitment to something she believes in. Marilyn was born and raised in New Westminster and met her husband Casey at midnight on New Year’s Eve in 1972. She had been working and made it to the dance just in time for a New Year’s Eve kiss. In Marilyn’s words, “He came for a kiss, and then came back for seconds. We have been married for 43 years!” Marilyn is a Life Member of the Catholic Women’s League (CWL). Right from the beginning she was very involved with numerous aspects of the Catholic Women’s League. Marilyn held most positions within that organization and then things started to change. “I was all mixed up. I knew something was wrong. I was asked to be the Provincial President in 2009 and
I knew I couldn’t do the job but I had “reasons” why I felt this way, I was burnt out, and my mom had died. I thought that’s what was wrong.” Then her vision became drastically impaired and she was no longer able to perform tasks related to numbers. For someone who was treasurer for the CWL and did her husband’s books for years, that was difficult to adjust to. During an Early Stage Support Group that Marilyn attends at the Alzheimer Society of B.C., she shared that she can no longer understand written words. She says, “I need someone to read my mail and emails for me. I can no longer read or write.” Marilyn appreciates the support she receives from that group as the other members can relate to the feelings associated with the changes they are experiencing. Regarding her diagnosis, Marilyn says, “It’s important to let people know. Other people started noticing as I wasn’t myself anymore.” “Casey and I had “the talk” and he said, “I love you even more and I will always be there for you.” I felt instant relief and so secure.” Let’s get walking Kamloops – for Marilyn and her family and the estimated 70,000 individuals and families in B.C. who are living with dementia.
Registration open for Kamloops Bike to Work & School Week Registration for Kamloops work and school. It’s a healthy Bike to Work and School Week and fun mode of transportation so (BTWSW) 2017 is now open. why leave it to just work or school. Please visit www.biketowork.ca/ Going to the grocery store? That kamloops to register as a new counts too! Any time a rider rider or log in to access an estab- chooses a bike over a car for transportation, the ride can be logged. lished account. During the week of May 29 – No ride or effort is too small. June 4, Kamloops commuters are As this is Kamloops tenth year encouraged to pedal their way to participating in this province-wide
initiative, event organizers want this to be the best year yet; more riders, more fun, more impact. Riders are encouraged to show even more support by recruiting friends and family. It’s time to spread the enthusiasm and to get more people out of their cars and onto their bikes. The Kamloops BTWSW Com-
mittee is here to help. Please contact us at any time. The website (www.biketowork.ca/kamloops) and Facebook will be updated with event details on a regular basis. Kamloops BTWSW will be at the Green Living Expo on April 29 from 10am-4pm at the Sandman Centre.
– continued from front Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation raises funds for necchance to win door prizes. At the end of the day, they are essary programming that better raising money for a worthy cause, supports the diabetes community. and the children have fun. “I love Programs like The Bag of Hope watching them play. It’s all about helps newly diagnosed children and families; the Family Network the kids.” Jim gets emotional as he reflects of Volunteers connects individuals on he and his wife’s connection living with T1D. JDRF also offers with JDRF. Their now 17-year- a diverse support network, outold grandson grew up with type reach programs, advocacy initiaone diabetes, and the memory of tives, and innovative fundraising his childhood suffering choked programs through several local Jim up, his voice cracking he said, chapters, international affiliates, volunteers, staff and corporate “That’s what drives us forward.”
partnerships. For more information, refer to the website http:// www.jdrf.ca/ Meet a Machine takes place on Saturday, April 22 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on the Kamloops Powwow Grounds off the Yellowhead Highway. The cost is $5 per person and $15 per family. All proceeds from this event will be donated to JDRF. For more information, check out the Facebook page, or contact Jim at jicamoo@hotmail.com. Alicia Ashcroft, Freelance
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Chimera Theatre presents King of the Road Chimera Theatre is also presenting a staged reading of King of the Road as the final installment of our 2016/2017 New Play Series. King of the Road is a new Canadian drama by local theatre professional Glen Cairns that explores issues of alcoholism and indigenous people in the life of a man who is trapped in a roadside motel, his relationship, and his life. With a commitment to the development of new Canadian plays, Chimera Theatre’s New Play Series presents plays-in-progress by new and emerging playwrights. This means an opportunity for playwrights to write, rewrite, experiment and expand their work while providing audiences with a thrilling and intimate night of theatre. After the staged reading, there will be a talk back and Q&A session with the playwright, actors and director about the play. The reading will take place at #40 - Northills Centre Mall, 700 Tranquille Road, Kamloops (on the north-facing side of the mall, between the Dollar Tree and Canadian 2-for-1 Pizza) on April 29th, 2017 at 8:00 pm. Tickets are available at www.chimeratheatre.com/tickets or at the door with a minimum $5 donation. More information can be found on the Chimera Theatre website: www.chimeratheatre.com
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Hello, “Spring”, is it really you? After a few false starts the North Shore Business Improvement Association (NSBIA) is cautiously welcoming spring to the North Shore. What a silly bout of weather Kamloops has been experiencing! Our beautiful city in the desert is having a hard time getting its heat on! No worries, the NSBIA has plenty of great activities going on. One of the neatest annual events we have is Heather’s Fabrics North Shore Quilt Show! In its 8th year this event has visitors from all over the world attend it. Heather was also recently awarded a Canada 150 medal from our Member of Parliament Cathy McLeod! This was in recognition of her Canada 150 pattern and the incredible demand it has sparked. Drop by Heather’s Fabrics at the Brocklehurst Shopping Centre! The quilt show is on April 22-23 10:00am-5:00pm each day. There are demos going on all day with sales, door prizes and more! If you’re still in your ‘Holiday Pants’... check out our great North Shore fitness centers. No Limits Fitness has a special all access membership rate currently under-
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Sarah Ladd, President of Volunteer Kamloops is saying farewell Over the past 2.5 years, Sarah has been through some serious ups and downs. Volunteering her time on the Board of Directors at Volunteer Kamloops gave her purpose and helped her feel valuable through a long period of unemployment and under-employment. Sarah’s two-year term as board President ends May 2 (so that she can begin her Masters degree) and she has set up a gofundme page for Volunteer Kamloops as a way to thank the organization that has given her and many others so much. Just as volunteering allowed Sarah to retain her self-esteem and professional identity, Volunteer
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Magic and the Big Reveal After grocery shopping on an “Well, that’s a healthy attitude,” I uneventful Sunday afternoon, I say, removing potato chip bags from searched for the shortest checkout linethe dangers of death by an oppressive up. The cashier is a young woman in pickle jar. “Sooner or later, our true Easter bunny ears. selves come out.” After a pedestrian exchange of pleasWhat are our true selves anyway? As antries, she casually, yet conspiratorihumans, we’re skin covered skeletons ally reveals her evening plans. She’s stuffed with sad stories. We’re red-hot seeing a man that she’s been “talking messes, emotional icebergs, steaming to…a lot” her mouth rounding around twisted piles of traumas and tragedies. the words, in a manner of two gals sipPERFECTLY Whenever at the end of a relationship, FABULOUS ping cocktails during happy hour. when all the red flags were flapping in Alicia Ashcroft “Oh…have you met him before?” the wind, I’d remember the beginning. I ask. You weren’t disappointed yet; you “Yes, but this is the first time we’re going to really were all hopped up on the possibility of finding hang out. We have so much in common; there’s so everything you were looking for in one person. much to talk about,” she sighs. “The last guy I was talking to, we met once, That seizes my heartstring a little bit. That twit- and he never texted again. I mean, what did I do terpated-kind-of-feeling is simply magical. And wrong? I wish he would just tell me.” This hungry-hearted girl is killing me. Jamming really, that friendship connection, that spiritual recognition is the only thing in life that matters. cans and loaves of bread together in the same bag, When you meet someone, and you know that you while pouring her soul and exposing her loneliness. know. Or you know that you want to know them… Some pretty phenomenal multi-tasking, really. you know? What do you say to a single bunny with a shaky This is not necessarily a romantic vibe either. It’s romantic past? Sometimes, it’s not about doing like finding other people that share a slim fraction something wrong; it’s about not being the right fit. of some ancient soul. Or, it’s like when Will Fer- It’s a crap-chute. We reveal our “true selves” to our rell and John C. Reilly in “Stepbrothers” discover love interests, and instead of a big reveal à la a rabtheir commonalities after a brief feud. “Did we just bit pulled from a magician’s top hat, it’s often akin become best friends?” “Yup!” to wrenching the mask off of a Scooby Doo villain. All in all, the cashier was enthusiastic but cauWe all want to love and be loved, accept and be tious. Clearly, she’s been burned before. “There accepted. Meanwhile we build walls around ourare guys on ‘POF’ that aren’t serious about rela- selves to protect and defend from unknown enetionships, even though it clearly says, ‘no hook ups’ mies; we tear the wall down and then… build up on my profile.” new walls, brick by flipping brick. We trust, break I furrow my brow trying to figure out what “POF” trust, fail, fall, open up, clam up and clamour back means, finally blurting out “PLENTY OF FISH?” up to seek that “connection.” “Yeah,” she says with just a hint of “Duh.” I pay my bill and wish ole bunny ears the best of Obviously. luck with her evening plans. Pushing my trolley “Anyway”, she continues, “I’m going to his place out of the store, my mind buzzed from that converand we’re watching YouTube videos.” The con- sation. Love can be quite a magic trick. Sometimes tainment of her excitement is like steam whistling it’s about illusions, distractions and disappearing under a pot lid. acts. Other times, it’s such an inexplicable mag“I’m really looking for something lasting. I just nificent experience that it’s best not to question want to be honest. I just want to be myself.” the spectacle.
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A teacher asks her students if they’re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. “Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?” “The Red Sox.” “Why’s that?” “Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I’m a Red Sox fan too.” “That’s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?” “No, that would make me a Yankees fan!”
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Out of her control
At Heathrow Airport in London, England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses. As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity. Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence, and the coach immediately filled with noxious fumes. Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was a ridicu-
lous manner with which to handle a most embarrassing situation. She turned to Mr. Bush and explained, “Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I’m sure you understand that there are some things even a Queen cannot control.” George W., ever the Texas intellectual and gentleman, replied, “Your Majesty, please don’t give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn’t said something I would have assumed it was one of the horses.”
Riding the bus
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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Live theatre, films, teas, lunches and more! ■■ Big Little Science Centre Wed, Apr.19 a continuation of the Science Centre Lecture Series: Solar Power in the 21st Century; Roads, Planes, Buildings and Fields with Guest Speaker Michael Mehta. 7pm. Free. Sat, Apr 22 Star Lab from the Okanagan Science Centre, 5 showings between 10am-3:30pm, you must reserve seats, contact 250-554-2572 or email susan@blsc.org.Exploration Room is open 10am - 4pm with over 140 different exhibits to enjoy. 655 Holt Street. FMI visit blscs.org or email Gord@blscs.org or Susan@blscs.org or call 250-554-2572 ■■ Kamloops Film Society Spring 2017 Series, Thurs, Apr 20, A Man Called Ove, 7pm, Paramount Theatre (503 Victoria St), tickets at MovieMart Downtown (444 St. Paul St) ■■ Chances - Live entertainment from 8 to 11pm on Fri, Apr 21 Sean Burns, Sat, Apr 22 Aaron Halliday. Jam Night every Wed. with Jim Cochran and Crew from 8 to 11pm. 1250 Halston Ave. ■■ Pogue Mahone Irish Alehouse Tuesdays Jam Nights 8:30pm. Sat, Apr. 22, Hoe Down 5 featuring “The Big Rig,” Louis McIvor. 9pm, 843 Desmond St. FMI call 250-376-4397. ■■ April Coffee Connection by the RIH Retirees. Thurs, Apr. 20. 10am12pm at the North Shore Community Centre (730 Cottonwood Ave). FMI about admission phone: 250-376-4777 or email: nsccs@shaw.ca ■■ Making a Difference: Going the Distance Workshop Sat, Apr. 22, 1-5pm at Desert Gardens (540 Seymour St) by donation. FMI or to register, contact Wendy at w.weseen@telus.net 250-372-1233 ■■ A Strawberry Tea hosted by the Mt Paul United Church Women and Community Kitchens. Sat, Apr. 22. 2:00-3:30pm at Mt. Paul United Church (140 Laburnum St). This is a scent free event and there is a small cost to attend.
FMI Ronolee Stevens: 250 376-2261 or email: mtpauloffice@gmail.com ■■ Fundraiser Dinner to Benefit Volunteer Kamloops April 23rd at On The Rocks (1265 Rogers Way) To purchase tickets, visit http://www.volunteerkamloops.org/, www.facebook. com/volkamloops or in person 705 Seymour St. ■■ Lyre Theatre: Allen’s Nine Murders Thurs, Apr27-Sat, Apr 29 7:30pm. For tickets and show times go to http://www.allensninemurderskamloops.bpt.me/ in person at the Stock Pot Café (970 Laval Cres), or cash only at the door. ■■ LinK/ KELLI Community Partner Luncheon Meeting RSVP by Wed, Apr 26, lunch on Fri, Apr28 12-2pm. Room# 6 Henry Grube Education Centre, (245 Kitchener Cres) RSVP asap noting dietary restrictions to literacyinkamloops@gmail.com ■■ Forest Bathing April-October. Next sessions: Sat, Apr.29 4-7pm. FMI and schedule mairibudreau.com ■■ Coffeehouse and Open Mic Night at the Heffley Creek Hall (6995 Old Highway #5) Sat, Apr 29. Doors open at 5pm. Concession available, show starts at 6:30pm. FMI call Deb 250-578-7525 ■■ King of the Road New Play Series by Chimera Theatre. Sat, Apr 29, 8-10pm at #40 Northills Centre Mall (700 Tranquille Rd). FMI info@chimeratheatre.com or for tickets www. chimeratheatre.com/tickets ■■ MS Social Lunch on the first Wednesday of each month at noon at the White Spot North Shore (675 Tranquille Rd) open to all people with MS and their partners/family members. The next one will be on May 3rd. Participants cover the cost of their own lunch. FMI, please call Debbie at 778-470-3220 ■■ Drop-in Improv with The Freudian Slips Sundays until May 7, from 1-3pm. There is a small fee, FMI,
MEDEA - Performing Arts Westsyde with The Alumni Theatre Company is proud to present their Spring Production “Medea” April 26-29 at Westsyde Secondary School in the Rachel Ball Theatre. Curtain Time: 7:30pm FMI and tickets call WSS at 250-579-9271, or purchase at the door.
email info@chimeratheatre.com FMI call 250-554-2455. ■■ Walk for Alzheimers Sun, May 7, ■■ Social Ballroom Dancing for terRegistration 9 a.m. / Walk at 10:30 a.m. rified beginners to experienced dancers – noon at Tournament Capital Centre in the Dogwood Room, Cottonwood (910 McGill Rd) Indoor and Outdoor Manor, 730 Cottonwood Ave. on Tracks, FMI or to volunteer contact Thursdays. Lesson at 6:30pm. Dance Marg Rodgers 250-377-8200 Email: 7 to 9pm. Drop-in fee. FMI contact mrodgers65@telus.net or walkforal- Dance With Me Kamloops at 250-377zheimers.ca or kamwfm@hotmail.com 3743 or dancewithmekamloops.com. or see the Facebook Page “Kamloops ■■ Acoustic Jam Nights at The Alano Investors Group Walk for Alzheimers.” Club, 171 Leigh Rd from 7 to 10pm on ■■ Fraternal Order of Eagles the 1st and 3rd Mon. of each month. Weekly Events- Tuesdays 3:30pm to Hosted by Perry Tucker and the Good 5:30pm Pull Tab Draws, Wed 4-6pm Gravy Band. Great atmosphere, have a Horse Races with ‘Big Jim’, Sat & burger and try the hand cut fries. Sun 3-5pm Meat Draws. Karaoke with ■■ Meet An Elder on Thursdays Michelle Sun at 7pm. 755 Tranquille from 9am to 4:30pm at Lii Michif OtiRd 250-376-1311 pemisiwak Family and Community ■■ Army and Navy Club Events: Services, 707 Tranquille Rd. RSVP to Tuesday Bingo at 4:30pm, Wednesday 250-554-9486. Free. Senior’s Darts 55+ from 1:30 to 4pm, ■■ Badminton at the OLPH gym Friday Fun with Karaoke at 7:30pm. at 7pm on Tues nights. Small drop in Support local charities on Sat. and Sun. fee covers gym rental and badminton Meat Draws starting at 3pm. Army birds. FMI call Robert at 250-579and Navy Club, #9-177 Tranquille Rd. 0193. Everyone welcome.
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DEAR ARIES: (Mar. 21 - April 20) Support from behind the scenes returns to lend a hand and clear the air. Take the high road and forgive where forgiveness is due. Extra hours at the office begin to pay dividends with a growing wallet. DEAR TAURUS: (Apr. 21 - May 21) It’s a transitory week with love returning in your social network and money goals absorbing your aggressive push. With the spotlight beginning to focus on all things Taurus there’s no need to rush. Love will find you. DEAR GEMINI: (May 22 - June 21) Dress your best as one more week in the public spotlight attracts attention. You’ll begin to feel a burst of energy to rush ahead but the events of the last couple of weeks have to be addressed. Love becomes real. DEAR CANCER: (June 22 - July 22) The clamps press down on your daily habits and physical health. You’ll be busy on a bumpy road but focus, concentration, and determination will see you to your goals. Start watching your back. DEAR LEO: (July 23 - Aug 22) Joint finances get a boost of attraction as personal efforts push a project across the finish line. Work hard and dress your best, you’re about to step into the public spotlight and fans will notice. Children kick up a fuss. DEAR VIRGO: (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23) Love speeds ahead but problems return to the home be careful as expenses can add up in both areas. Your career gets an enthusiastic boost of can-do energy. It’s time to plan that summer tour.
DEAR SAGITTARIUS: (Nov. 23 -Dec. 21) The spotlight shifts to your habits, health, and daily work. Watch your diet and plan for success. Storm clouds dot the horizon in your closest relationship. DEAR CAPRICORN: (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20) Get your ducks in a row because the pace is going quicken and the usual help is nowhere to be found. An older voice whispers advice from beyond the usual veils.
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DEAR LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23) It’s a playful and romantic week to get out and have some fun. Work will come first but time frees in your schedule for an afternoon rendezvous. Car troubles and communication snafus will bump your day sideways but love will quickly smooth the path. DEAR SCORPIO: (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) Keep tightening that belt and get ready for the rain. Love calls for a playful rendezvous with your special friend as the air clears with your partner. It’s time to make your game official.
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DEAR AQUARIUS: (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19) Problems at home lead to a change in address but the shift in energy will be an unexpected blessing. Money continues to arrive but your public career takes a hit. Love encourages you to buy something nice for yourself. DEAR PISCES: (Feb. 20 - Mar. 20) It’s a reclusive and reflective week but you’ll need the time to prepare. Trouble is arriving at home and you’ll need your wits to survive this one. Money from partnerships continues to impress. Astro-week Sonnyscopes courtesy of Collin Sonny Rosati, Vancouver Astrologer, Hypnotist. For personal readings visit thesunnyside.net.
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