BIRDS AREN’T REAL by Courtney Rogat
Everyone has seen a bird soar Up in the sky, you see them from your door But here’s something you haven’t heard before Birds Aren’t Real The US Government is the one to blame They are the ones who started this game And they have not yet denied the claim That Birds Aren’t Real Birds are all secret government spies Floating around to hear our lies No one would see it under their disguise Birds Aren’t Real Every second they sit and observe Squawking and getting on your very last nerve Then reporting back to the agency they serve Birds Aren’t Real
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