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Volume 16 • Issue 18
DECEMBER 28, 2012– JANUARY 10, 2013
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Well, well, well! It might be a New Year, but it’s the same old problems for all your favorite celebrities and your favorite mistress of ceremonies, Shamantha Cox, is here to ring in all the gossip fun only in the dirt zone of your favorite fag rag, Odyssey mag!! Whee!! It looks like Ronald Regan, Hitler, and Saddam Hussein just might be having a new roommate moving into their bachelor pad in hell!! 88-yearold, one-term president, George Bush Senior, the original Iraqi murderer, is on the verge of death! He has been hospitalized since November due to a vascular condition called Parkinsonism!! Doctors say his condition is worsening and now he’s been transferred to the ICU!!! Wow!! Barbara Walters took some time off from being the main pit bull on “The View”, alongside her co- hosts, Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg, so she could do the biggest interview of her career! Yep! She sat down with best President Barack Obama and his stunning wife, Michelle Obama, and got them to reveal how they keep the passion alive in their 20 year marriage!! Barack said, “You work through the tough times (and) the respect and love...deepens!” Uh oh!! Rumor has it teen heartthrob, Justin Bieber, is so stressed out about his romance troubles with Selena Gomez that he has become increasingly difficult to work with and is smoking pot all day long instead of getting to work!! Hmmm... Too bad Harry Styles and One Direction have been stealing all of Justin’s teen superstar thunder! Harry is currently dating Taylor Swift who was stupid enough to break up with American royalty, Conner Kennedy, so that she could be with Harry!! Maybe she’s not just fat!! Jessica Simpson and her fiancé, Eric Johnson, have confirmed that she is indeed pregnant!! Move over Anderson Cooper!! The new sexiest man on television, Piers Morgan, has also become the most intelligent after he had the balls to speak out against the NRA and suggest that the Federal Government use common sense and ban insane weaponry like the machine guns responsible for the horrific odysseymagazine.net • December 28, 2012–january 10, 2013
Connecticut school shooting!! We love Piers!! Oh dear!! Rumors are running rampant that Kris and Bruce Jenner, parents of top reality stars, Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian, might be headed for divorce!! They’ve denied rumors that they have separated, so only time will tell!! Hopefully, Kanye West and Lamar Odon, the sexy men in their daughters’ lives, will help the family stay together!! One thing’s for sure, the Kardashian’s sure know how to throw a Christmas party! Kenny “Babyface” Edmonds, Heather McDonald, Sugar Ray Leonard, Maria Menounos, Alan Thicke, Mario Lopez, Karina Smirnoff, and Emblem 3 all showed up to their star studded X-mas Soiree!! Wow!! It was stars only in Cabo San Lucas this weekend with lovebirds Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux taking a lil’ vacation time, and they traveled down south with fellow celebs, George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Rande Gerber, and Cindy Crawford!! Oh boy!! It looks like Hakob Manoukian, the chauffer who is suing Jennifer Lopez for $2.8 million might just win this lil’ court fight because he claims he was forced to resign after being publicly berated by her manager, Benny Medina. A judge dismissed Jennifer’s counter-lawsuit against Hakob, and now the two enemies will have to square off in court!! Wow!! Rihanna and Chris Brown STILL haven’t confirmed that they are officially back together, but the two stopped all their hide and seek press games and actually showed up together to the Lakers and Knicks game at the Staples center!! They sat side by side and held hands looking disturbingly in love like some sad Ike and Tina Turner situation!! What’s this? Controversial actor, James Franco, is directing a weird documentary film about S&M and Kink!!! On set gossip sources say porn star, Princess Donna Dolore, is heavily featured in the film!! Sorry, Kristen Stewart!! It looks like Hollywood executives have
declared Natalie Portman is actually Hollywood’s most bankable actress this year!! Miss thing makes $42.70 for every dollar a studio spends on her and Kristen Stewart only makes $40.60!! Following behind them is Shia LaBeouf at $35.80, Robert Pattinson at $31.70 and Daniel Radcliffe at $30.50!! Bitches better watch out because Hugh Jackman and Anne Hathaway scored the second biggest all time Christmas Day Movie Opening, taking $18.2 million at the box office with “Les Miserables”!! Look out, Lady GaGa!! Queen of mean, Ana Wintour, gorgeous head publisher at the bible of gorgeousness, Vogue Magazine, has just announced that Beyoncé Knowles will grace the cover in 2013, and she will be shot by legendary photographer, Annie Leibovitz!! Oh boy!! Stars and more stars at best production company World Of Wonder’s big party celebrating 21 years of ruling the world of television and beyond!! Top celebrities like Don Fenton Bailey, Don Randy Barbato, Don Thairin Smothers, Queen La Toya Jackson, H.S.H. Ru Paul, Tippi Hedren, Bo Derek, Daniel Franzese, Charro, James St. James, Kristen W., Kianna Moore, Calpernia Adams, Lenora Claire, Austin Young, and Sham Ibrahim (absolutely no relation to Shamantha Cox whatsoever) all showed up to the Globe Theatre at Universal Studios for all the W.O.W related fun!!! Be sure to get on Amazon.com and order your copy of the World According To Wonder, the amazing coffee table book from W.O.W and don’t forget to log on to www. worldofwonder.net for all the latest from Andy Warhol’s pal, Steven Saban!!! Oh boy!! Sexy superstar, Chad Michael Murray, from “One Tree Hill” will be starring alongside Ben MacKenzie on T.N.T’s scripted show, “Southland”, where he plays a police officer!! Well, this New Year, don’t forget to resolve yourself to always read the pages of Odyssey Magazine, your only source for all the best in gossip, nightlife, music, and restaurants, MARY!!
MONDAY
MUSTACHE MONDAYS! La Cita 336 S Hill, LA. Hot DJ Josh Peace, Total Freedom! facebook. com/mustache Mondays SHOWGIRLS! Micky’s 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176. Fine Top Tranny Review COURTNEY ACT Revolver 8813 SM Blvd 310.694.0430 Cabaret/ Karaoke IN THE BIG HOUSE Fubar 7994 SM Blvd. Viewing Party/ Karaoke SEXY BITCH Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 Pop & hip hop with Aubrey! HOT MESS MONDAYS Panama Joes 5100 E.2nd St. LB. 562.434.7417 MONDAY MADNESS Alibi East 225 South San Antonio Ave, Pomona GODDESS MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503 Leslie Monroy & T-girls MASCARA MONDAYS The Abbey 692 N Robertson Bl. 310. 289-8410 Jackie Beat DREAMGIRLS REVUE HM 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 9p show ISRAEL’S CANTINA Chico 2915 W Beverly Blvd, Montebello 323.721.3401 Happy Hour prices all night long! CHEAP & EASY Paradise Piano Bar 1800 Broadway Blvd LB 562.436.2433 ASIAN NIGHT 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington. $8 lockers from 5pm-10pm 6-hr rental 310.830.4784 STRIP PARTIES Midtowne 615 Kohler, downtown 213.680.1838 1/2 PRICE ROOMS Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose 323.937.2122. $13.50 I LOVE THE 80’s Club Ripples LB 5101 E Ocean Blvd. 2-4-1 well, hourly drink specials
TUESDAY
RIM JOB! MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503. Nice & sleazy www.anthonylopezpresents.com DREAM GIRLS Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. THE O.G. SHOW! MANHOLE Motherlode 8944 SM Blvd 310.659.9700 Hip Hop w/DJ Ben Dirty Burty’s “Dirty Dancers” and monthly “Hot Hole” Contest!! MR BLACK LA Bardot 1737 Vine St. Luke Nero’s O.G. Dance Den goes off with Rusty U., Lenora C., and Gregory A! RECESS Eleven Nightclub 8811 SM ClubTigerheat.com 18+ with DJ’s Ray Rhodes and Howie T. LIPTICKLER Micky’s 8857 S.M. Blvd lipticklerguestlist@gmail.com RIDE! KARAOKE Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, CA Karen Cobb! BOYS NIGHT OUT Circus 6655 SM Blvd 323.462.1291 DJ Ernie Pearl. $3 cover! KARAOKE Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396 Comedy Mic w/ Bruce Daniels and Cher Madonna HAMBURGER MARYS Latino Heat 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800 Taco Bar! T-GIRL HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900 T- Girl Tuesdays Packed BEAUTY AND THE BEACH Ripples 5101 E Ocean LB Drag Show hosted by: Mayhem Showtime 10:30pm KARAOKE Alibi East 225 S San Antonio Ave, Pomona. Taco Tues on the patio - Karaoke 9pm-1am No Cover!
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GANG BANG Faultline 4216 Melrose Ave. S.L. 323.660.0889. Music, video, hot boys, cheap happy hour ‘til Midnight. 1/2 PRICE ROOMS Midtowne 615 Kohler DT 213.680.1838. $15 THE MINESHAFT 1720 E Broadway LB 562.436.2433. Beer Specials & Free Pool! Wall to wall LB Babes always on Tops Only! YOU CALL IT Flux 17817 Lakewood Blvd Bellflower 562.633.6394. top shelf premiums only $3. MARIX TACO TUESDAYS! Marix WEHO 1108 N Flores St 323.656.8800. ALL-YOU-CAN EAT TACO bar only $7.95.
WEDNESDAY
STRIPPER CIRCUS Here 696 N Robertson Blvd 310.360.8455. Paul Nicholls & Woody Woodbeck hump day for the Gays of the Week....weho a gogo style. HOT ROD! Micky’s 8857 Santa Monica 310.657.1176 Stefano Rossi RULES! ROCK & ROLL FAG BAR Fubar 7994 SM Blvd. Rock Music/ Performances FUEGO Rage 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055 DJ Salvador keeps the Chicos Hot. COCKTAILS W.THE STARS! Micky’s 8857 SM. Scotty B & Stefano legendary Industry Flesh fest every humpday the porn buffet reigns! WINE DOWN Club Ripples 5101 E Ocean 562.433.0357 ½ Price Wine 6-9pm THE SANDBOX Club Ripples 5101 E Ocean Blvd 562.433.0357 Drink Specials FAUX PAS BISTRO WEDNESDAYS! 7910 Third Ave at Fairfax A Fresh Mid-week Moulin, with Dinner Deals, 2 for 1 drink specials and Musical stylings til 12 FLASHBACK Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015 Igenue and DJ Draven! CHERRY Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, CA 92701 LADIES NIGHT INFERNO Cobra 10937 Burbank Bl 818.760.9798 BiLatinMen.com DJ Aaron Hernandez. Pop, HipHop, Dance, Top 40 CLUB METRO MJ’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530 R&B Ivan Daniels! WILD WEDS! HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18+ Wild Wed and Starlette Revue Jewels hosts COCKFIGHT Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. 818.760.9798 Hot Hot NoHo! MARGARITA MADNESS Roosterfish 1302 Abbott Kinney, Venice. $3 Cuervo Gold Margaritas all day! BINGO! Hamburger Mary’s Weho 8288 SM Blvd 323.654.3800. Fierce celebrity ball throwdown. PACKED TO THE TRANNY WALLS, LOADS OF MAD FUN! KENNY’S KARAOKE Fiesta Cantina 8865 Santa Monica Bl. Starts 10pm. New groovy jungle local. This is “The” Karaoke! 2-4-1drinks! DELICIOUS Arena 6655 SM Blvd 323.692.3636. Ghetto Hip-Hop R&B, Merengue Room. 18+. DJ Manny C. FLASHBACK WEDS Melrose Spa 7269 Melrose$8 lockers 5p-11p (6hr.rental) 1/2 PRICE ROOMS 1350 Club 510 W Anaheim St, Wilmington 310.830.4784. Rooms $14.50, lockers $12.50 for 6-hours OASIS 1386 Foothill Bl. Upland 909.920.9590. 18+ / $3 Drinks & $4 Premiums going on humpday!
THURSDAY
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TIGERHEAT & HEAVEN The Avalon 1735 Vine St. Hollywood. 18+. DJs Jason Lavitt, Ray Rhodes and Howie T. RULE. www.clubtigerheat.com BIG FAT DICK! Fubar 7994 SM Blvd. Mario Diaz with DJ Riley Moore PAPI CALIENTE Velvet 416 W 4th St Santa Ana 714.664.0663 Dj Derek CLUB NUR MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL. 323.660.1503. Gevo and Hrair hookah you some desert dick! RAGE 18+ 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. 18 & ova star type young fresh chickens! Daddys! Drink Specials. PAN DULCE Micky’s 8857 SM Bl. 323.692.9573 Hot Latinos! clubpapi.com GUYS ON WILD Abbey 684 Robertson Bl. 310.289.8410. w/ Rhea Litré. Official “GGW” Giveaways/ Free Shots & Perfomances. KYSS Here Lounge 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. DJ Lezlee and Asha CHIC Club Ripples in LBC 5101 E. Ocean Blvd. 562.433.0357 Drag Show Hosted By: Alessandra & Trixie $5 Cover Showtime 9:30 LATIN NIGHT Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB 562.597.388. $2.50 Coronas DOLL HOUSE HM 740 E. Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18 + gurls! BURLESQUE SHOW HM. 8288 SM WH 323.654.3800. SNATCH Menagerie 3581 University Av w. Raven 951.788.8000 THURS. NIGHT DELIGHT VIP Nightclub 3673 Merrill Ave. 951.784.2370 Stripper. Sexiness, $5 all-u-can drink draft. Karaoke patio. THIRSTY THURSDAYS Trunks 8809 SM Blvd 310.652.1015 TRANZIT at Josephs 1775 Ivar St. Hollywood 818.660.9472 with Veronica resident Dj Jonney Miles big beats, tranzit_ josephsnightclub@hotmail.com FRAT HOUSE 8112 Garden Grove Blvd G.G. 714.373.FRAT Hot Strip Shows Sat & Sun! Drag review on Saturdays! KLKPORN STAR J.O. PARTY Midtowne Spa. 615 Kohler LA 213.680.1838. 8pm. Big Porn. Industry slabs of beef! Dinner is served! DANCE IDOL Oasis Nightclub 1386 Foothill Blvd Upland 909.920.9590. 10 wk contest. Cash prizes – puta! C.FRENZ-KARAOKE (form.Bananas) 7026 Reseda Blvd. 818.996.2976 with Tony B. The best karaoke in the Valley! JEWELS BODYPARTS Falcon 1435 E Broadway LB 562.422.1928. $1beer
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FRIDAY
SUMMER OF HYPE Ultra Suede 661 N. Robertson Bl. Paul Nicholls Brings you the Biggest Performers from all over the world!! DJ Morningstar - hypevip@aol.com FRESH / BAD BOYS Eleven 8811 SM Bl.310.855.0800. Don J.S. and Steve Machuca 9pm. Cocktails. 11pm dancing with resident DJ Morningstar and VIP VICEsquad. FRESH MEAT M.J.’s 2810 Hyperion 323.660.1530. $6 Drinks ‘til 12 TRUCKSTOP GIRLS 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. Linda gets this fine-ass Friday homo & Lezbo mix hang going! Always packed! FILTHY 340 Nightclub 340 S Thomas Street, Pomona 909.865.9340 DJ Wes ”BULLSH*T HMarys 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800 A DRAG SHOW, RULES! DANCE BITCH Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396. Hosted and DJ’d by The Gorgeous Gay Mobstars Billy Francesca and Herm’s homotley screw crew! GAMEBOI RAGE 8911 SM Blvd 310.652.7055. Packed every Friday! . 18+, 2 dance floors Pop/Dance/Asian music videos all night. BOYSROOM via Tigerheat Executive Suite Nightclub 3428 E.PCH, L.B. 562.597.3884 21+. $3 beers/$4 vodkas + Red Bulls www. clubboysroom.com FLEX Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, 21 + OC BABES DANCerteria! ROOSTERFISH 1320 Abbott Kinney, Venice 310.392.2123. Beach Boy Babes out in droves! Blondes and butch! Drink specials. FUZZY 1123 Vine St. Hollywood Mario Diaz & Cody Bayne’s 2nd Fri. Butch STAG AT ROCKWELL 1714 Vermont Av 323.669.1550 rockwellvt.com CUB SCOUT Eagle LA 4219 SM Blvd 323.669.9472. Chris/Vic. 1st Fri. FILTH FRIDAYS Faultline 4216 Melrose Blvd 323.660.0889. DJ Matt Moody. Rockin Redneck Strip-pole. Pabst Beer Cans 9-2am CLUB HOMBRES Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Blvd. Showers! Undies Contest FAME Circus 6655 SM Blvd WEHO 323.721. 1291. Latin, house, R&B. Latina Diva Karlota 9pm-3:30am. 21+. The most caliente cholos! 18+ Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590. Beef stick! BOYBAR HMarys 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 18+ Hot gogo dancing DJ Zach Moos and Boy U. Baby Doll Go Go’s ! CLUB DIVA VIP Club 3673 Merrill Av Riverside 951.784.2370. Vanity Halston, Raven, Mayhem, Bridgette Diamond, Kiwi.. Krazy Gurls! 11pm ALIBI EAST 225 San Antonio Pomona 909.623.9422. Latin love! $2 domestic beers. Two DJs spinning afterhours ‘til 3am! Slammed & Sexy! FLASHBACK FRIDAYS Chico 2915 Beverly Blvd Montebello 323.721.3403. DJ Frank aka DJ TJ playing videos & old skool. $2 Coronas AZUCAR at C. Frenz (form.Bananas) 7026 Reseda Bl., Reseda 818.996.2976 FREE BARRIO ENTRANCE Frathouse 8112 Garden Grove 714.373.3728 UNZIPPED Ripples 5101 E. Ocean 562.433.0357. Hot new GoGo Girls. HappyHour 7-10 2-4-1 Drinks!, Free before 10pm/ Free Parking
SATURDAY
HOOKER CASINO Here 696 Robertson 310.360.8455. Paul Nicholls, Woody Woodbeck, host Billy Francesca MONSTER Eleven 8211SM Bl. 310.855.0800. Tigerheat Hotties WeHo Style! Ray Rhodes & Howie T. big Pop Top! clubtigerheat.com LOUD 340 Nightclub 340 S Thomas Street, Pomona 909.865.9340 Tigerheat DJ Ray Rhodes STAR BAR Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana, 18+ BOYS THE “ABBEYWOOD” 684 Robertson Blvd. 310.289.8410. Bi-sexy Scene ROCK & ROLL FAG BAR Fubar 7994 SM Bl. 323.791.3041 The Boulet Bro. Jay Krimas serve you Flesh Trade & all w. Dj’s Jasten King & Barbeau spinnin’ CATWALK 340 Nightclub 340 S Thomas Street, Pomona 909.865.9340 DJ Wes RAGE 18-25 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055. Younger, fresher, hotter! 18+. Two rooms of dance dolls. Hip hop too. Hot damn! ARENA 6655 SM Bl. 323.462.1291. Gene La Pietra’s Grande! FRICTION MJ’s 2810 Hyperion SL 323.660.1503. By Scandal! 10p-2a REFLEX Ultra Suede 661 N Robertson Bl. Flesh pool every other Saturday after-hours evenstarpresents.com for info MONTHLY at LA Stock Exchange! RASPUTIN 665 N. Robertson Bl. Sean Wagner gets it all O.C. to L.A. CHIC! SCREW MJ’s 2810 Hyperion Av. Third Saturday of month for your kink needs. Tattoo Chris’s raunchiest Dick Down. MJsBar.com SPIT Faultline 4216 Melrose 323.969.2530. Third Saturday. DJ Paul V. OLE OLE Club Cobra 10937 Burbank Bl. NoHo. ClubCobraLA.com Latin Pop, Cumbias, COBRA dancers and our fave El Show de Karlotta VIP 18 & OVER 3673 Merrill Ave. 909.784.2370. Hairspray. 3rd.Sat.of month. Packed hot teen scene, drink specials! CHICO 2915 W Beverly Bl. Montebello 323.721.3404. DJ Brett spins hip hop, house, old skool and Latin. $3 Dirty Water Shots! BLENDER Palms 8572 SM Bl. 310.652.6188. DJ Raw Bert Monthly Mayhem HAMBURGER MARYS 740 E Broadway LB 562.436.7900. 1st 2nd “Play Hard” 21+ NO Cover DJ Dancing 4th Sat BEARS STUNNING HM. 8288 SM WH 323.654.3800 Calpernia Addams Drag and burlesque show CLUB VENUS Executive Suite 3428 E PCH LB 562.597.3884. Ladies! 18+ Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 FULL FRONTAL DISCO Akbar 4356 Sunset S.L monthly Disco Daddy Mario Diaz BEARBAR Ripples 5101 E Ocean Bl. LB 562.433.0357 $4 Well Vodka, $4 Bud Light Bottles, $2 Jello Shots! Free Parking! ALIBI EAST 225 S. San Antonio Av Pomona 909.623.9422. $2 domestic beer, $4 well drinks DJs and Dancing! No Cover.
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SUNDAY
SIZE U. Here 696 Robertson HereLounge.com 4p-2a, Happy Hr, Wii, Tom Whitman RELOAD Robertson 665 N. Robertson Blvd. 11-4pm Brunch & Beats! Woody Woodbeck $15 All you can Eat Brunch SERVICE Robertson 665 N. Robertson Blvd. Rob Dorman & Justin David, GoGos! 4pm RELEASE Mickys 8857 S.M. Bl. Afternoons Stefano Rossi. DJ Strange Machine and guests. DECADES Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176 Stefano Rosso 70s 80s 90s! !HOUSE BOI! AT Velvet Lounge 416 W 4th St Santa Ana Electronica Hauz! UNREAL Hamburger Marys WEHO 8288 SM Bl. 323.654.3800. Calpernia Addams, Delilah DeMilo & Drag Stars Galore. 9pm. No Cover POPRAZZI Rage 8911 SM Bl. 310.652.7055. DJ Tony G. Pops it up! snap! BEARBUST Mickys 8857 SM Blvd 310.657.1176. DJ Ryan Jones upstairs! BOOTY BUMP Fubar 7994 SM Blvd 323.654.0396. Dirty Burty & boys. BEARS IN SPACE Akbar 4356 W Sunset Bl. SL. 2nd Sun. Dancing bears! BUSTED! Motherlode 8944 SM Bl. 310.659.9700. Beer bust. $5 Infinity/$1 glass. DJ Bobby Y and karaoke 11p-2a. ALIBI EAST 225 S San Antonio Av. Pomona, Beer Bust 3-9pm HAMB MARYS WEHO 8288 SM Bl. WH 323.654.3800 Brunchettes Daytime Drag 11am. Sunday night Ben Roman Karaoke HAMB MARYS LB 740 E Broadway LB Brunchettes Daytime Drag 11am. Sunday night CLUB SWAG with DJ Ernie Pearl LUCKY SUNDAYS 18+ Tia Juana’s 14988 Sand Canyon Av. Irvine LuckySundays.com $2 shots, Lucky Star Revue 10-11pm. DJ Zach. CLUB BOOMBASTIC HM 740 E Broadway L.B. 526.983.7900. Blacktino! DRAG IDOL Oasis 1386 E Foothill Upland 909.920.9590 $300 weekly cash prize C.FRENZ 7026 Reseda Bl. Reseda 818.996.2976. Beer Bust Valley 3-8pm. SPLASH Ripples 5101 E Ocean Bl. L.B. 562.433. 0357 Drink Specials 11am-5pm! NO COVER. INV[AZN] Ripples 5101 E Ocean Bl. L.B. 562.433.0357 Every 3rd Saturday 2-4-1 Wells till 10pm $4 Coronas ALL NIGHT! NO COVER till 10pm $5 After. Free Parking VIP SUNDAYS 3673 Merrill Riverside 909.784.2370. Opens 3pm. Beerbust till 11p, L.I. Tea’s $3.75 and stiff martinis! STRIP PARTIES Midtowne Spa 615 Kohler. 3pm HOOK-UP 1047 E 2nd St. Pomona 909.620.2844. Beerbust 3p-8pm . $1.00 16oz. tap, no cover www.hook-up.net UNDIES SUNDAYS Crest Bar 5935 Cherry Av. L.B. 562.423.6650. $2.50 wells ‘til 10p. Free. BBQ 4p-8p. Hot boys ‘n’ briefs!
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Greetings from Hong Kong. I have been shopping all day in Sham Shui Po, the textiles district, to put some finishing touches on my NYE look. I am performing at SEVVA, one of the most epic restaurants I have ever been to anywhere in the world for NYE. I will miss all the WeHo shenanigans, but between the going-ons at Revolver, Diamond Ball and in Vegas... sounds like there is some fabulous options for your NYE kiss location. Last Saturday, I performed Courtney’s Christmas Carols at Revolver with my new pianist, Josh. I felt I was going out on a well decorated limb performing live music in a gay bar, but it was really well received. We opened the show with the timely classic, “Age Of Aquarius”, being that Saturday was the first day of the actual Age of Aquarius (welcome). The plan is to do this live Saturday night show weekly starting in January. More news as it breaks. Cabaret aficionados included Jeff Lymburner and the Monday Night Running Club, Jai Rodriguez, Mike Munich, Brody Brown and Blake Logan. I look forward to heading east when I get back from the East to be a guest at Selene Luna’s Dog & Pony Show at Akbar. It will be my first time performing anywhere east of Rockwell, and I can’t wait to see this whole other side of LA. I imagine the people will be “hairyer”, friendlier, and there will be a different aroma. Christmas saw Revolver and The Abbey pumping with those who remained in town. I broke my four months sobriety and got on the razz which began with my season favourite egg nog and finished with being thrown out of The Abbey. I always see this as a sign of a good time. David Cooley, Simon SherryWood, Rogan Richards, Marco Marco, Devon Uribe, Luke Nero, Perry Meek, BP Major were to name but a few that I can actually remember. Have a fabulous New Year’s Eve whatever you do, and with whomever you do it! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! odysseymagazine.net • December 28, 2012–january 10, 2013
ALLURE of the SEAS
Royal Caribbean Cruises are known for fruity, freeflowing drinks, ever-present buffets and 24-hour room service -- nowhere is that more apparent then on their newest ship Allure of the Seas, making it easy to pack on a few extra pounds as an added souvenir. Couple the unlimited food options with the more sedentary lifestyle usually seen on cruises, and the hot speedo you brought with you could feel more like a sausage casing in a matter of days. If you, like many gay men, are taking the upcoming Independence Carribbean Cruise February 2 - 10, 2013 on the Independence of the Seas or any Royal Caribbean cruise for that matter and would like to return home without the kind of extra baggage like I did, follow these tips to avoid the dreaded cruise bulge.
1. Find your sea legs. Make it your mission to pull yourself from the lounge chair daily to walk and always take the stairs. Most mainstream cruise ships have at least 11 decks but the Allure of the Seas has 17 (16 actually as there is no 13th floor). Think about it. If your cabin is on Deck 2 and the pool is on Deck 15, well, you won’t need to worry much about not working out. Bonus: With thousands of passengers all waiting for the same few elevators, the stairs are often a quicker option to get where you’re going. Pick a deck or two every day and really explore (just walk extra fast past the buffet table!). In addition to getting some fresh air and exercise, you’ll acquaint yourself with the ship.
charge of about $10-$12, which is about what you’d pay for a class at home anyway). Some ships might offer something a little different, such as yoga on the beach -- when do you do that at home? Plus, classes can help you meet like -- minded people. 4. Get out of your comfort zone with a new activity. Royal Caribbean Cruise Ships are decked out with all kinds of recreation options. Rock-climbing walls, ice-skating rinks, even wave-rider pools and bowling lanes! Try something completely new, or brush up on forgotten skills. You might even find a new sport that you want to keep up with when you’re back home. Or just go crazy on the dance floor (you’ll burn about 300 calories in an hour!).
5. Switch up your food. Take control of your meals. Instead of just letting the steak you ordered come to you with the bearnaise sauce slathered all over it, ask for the sauce on the side. Be creative; you’re not tied to the menu as written. Ask for two appetizers instead of an entree. Or skip the appetizer and order two lobsters when you see that on the menu -- just be careful with the melted butter! In addition, most cruise lines also list menu items that are designed to be more healthful, so look for them too. Vancation doesn’t have to be about overindulging, but it can be an opportunity to eat fresh, healthy food (it’s easier when someone else is doing the cooking!).
2. Start the day right. Eat fruit for breakfast, it’ll keep you full longer than sugary pancakes because it’s packed with fiber, which takes longer to digest. If you’re cruising in the wintertime to escape the cold, you probably haven’t seen fresh fruit such as pineapple, melons, strawberries, kiwi, etc., for months. Take advantage! You can get watery scrambled eggs and frozen hash browns anytime.
6. Steer clear of fancy-schmancy drinks. It’s hard to avoid them. The waiters walk around all day long with trays full of the fun, colorful potions. But keep in mind that an innocent looking daiquiri could packas many as 500 calories! Have one to celebrate when you board the ship, but after that stick with wine or light beer. If you’re feeling left out of the party, ask for the umbrella and garnish to be put in your beer.
3. Sweat it out! Cruises usually offer on-board fitness classes, and the downtime on ships gives you a great opportunity to check them out. Sign up for the classes you’re interested in as soon as you board the ship. Your account will automatically be charged whether or not you show up, so there’s financial incentives to get there. (More popular ones usually have an extra
Well there you have it a few common sense tips to keep in mind while onboard your next Royal Caribbean cruise. Let Bob East at ATB Worldwide travel www. ATBworldwide.com help make your upcoming Royal Caribbean cruise reservations and airline reservations today. You can reach Bob him at 818.633.6179 or email him directly atbworldwide@gmail.com he'll have you in cruising the high seas in no time at all.
odysseymagazine.net • December 28, 2012–january 10, 2013
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HOROSCOPES
by mrs. hello
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Okay, hello. Well, if you remember, last time I declared that the world would not be coming to an end on the 21st, and guess what? It didn’t. So, all the panic was for nothing. It was the biggest anti-climax we’ve had since the opening of Al Capone’s Vault by Geraldo Rivera. However, as the New Year approaches, I will take this opportunity to thank each and every one of you for all your calls and letters letting me know how the Stars worked their magic for you in 2012. It is rewarding always to hear from my devoted readership, so do not hesitate to say “hello” to Mrs. Hello! As usual, I have my Predictions for the New Year, so without any further ado, here you are with my best wishes going out to all for a Happy, Prosperous, and Healthy New Year! Read your horoscope. Kiss someone. Believe the Magic. After all, you’re all stars.
Gemini May 22–Jun 21: And they call her Charley. You remain easy, breezy, and beautiful, and others as well as yourself like your fun traits. The first of the year, however, might be a good time to put the distant and/or anxious spells in check in order to have others truly invest in you. Chris Colfer/Zachary Quinto
* More things than ever will cost $10 * The Hoy Palloi says hello to soy; dairy does a dive * Many will rent not to own * Stem cells start to branch out * Constricted air waves cause confounded cell users much consternation * Interior designers frown on children being too matchy-matchy * “Gangnam Style” is licensed widely with housewares & fragrance * It will still only take a minute to fall in love * Massive landfills & dumps are rocketed into space * Multi-tasking is linked to Tourette’s Syndrome
Leo July 23–Aug 23: Now that you are truly more comfortable in your own skin, and less inclined to discount good minded individuals, you are even more popular and welcomed more often. Now that wasn’t hard, was it? Lessen the grip on others, and results will improve. You may not always be right, but you are never wrong. Brad Goreski/ Stephan Dorff
Mrs. Hello’s New Year Predictions for 2013
Aries Mar 21–Apr 19: You are nothing, if not dynamic, but a quick temper and lack of listening may explain the turn style at your bedroom door. Always very creative, however, the drama you’re creating lately is unnecessary and indulgent - slow down. Rosie O’Donnell/Casper Smart Taurus Apr 20–May 21: Patience is one of your gifts, but lately it seems as though you have run out of it with yourself. Time to get back to a routine. If a relationship is stopping this, move on. In turn, avoid the possession/ obsession pitfall. John Waters/Channing Tatum odysseymagazine.net • December 28, 2012–january 10, 2013
Cancer Jun 22–Jul 22: I’m a survivor; you’re a survivor, and your giving nature should be curtailed if you are going to survive, that is. You should have no trouble getting the clues needed come the New Year, as you are a good listener. Something to do with organization should be brought to the forefront. Jane Lynch/Vin Diesel
Virgo Aug 24–Sep 22: Your keen insight and discriminating eye is great for detail as very little gets by you these days, but the flip side is that the not-so-little is getting overlooked. Broaden your focus, and avoid excessive criticism to resume balance now. Travis Wall/Tyler Perry Libra Sep 23–Oct 23: A well-earned reputation has made you the master of counsel, but the wisdom you bestow on others has been falling through the cracks with yourself. Not wishing to assume your own risks, attempt to find another who has no trouble with being a “wild one”, and strike a deal with your even-keeled skill set. It’s bound to work. Dan Savage/Huell Houser Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22: As we
enter the New Year, keep your activities bobbing on the surface, and coast along with your famous charm. The tendency to dip down in the muck and mire would backfire tenfold, and at its worst, you could end up consuming what you only just wanted to taste. Adam Bouska/Sean Combs Sagittarius Nov23–Dec 21: Shoot that poison arrow, or regular arrow, and you will hit the target, to be sure. There is nothing wrong with your aim, but if you have not been listening, you could have the wrong target altogether. In order to teach, you must first know: there is no substitute, teacher. Live and let live, and let kindness be your new guide. Chris Crocker/Nick Stahl Capricorn Dec 22–Jan 20: Everything old is new again, and you, Capricorn, grow younger as you age. With a solid foundation, you can put anything you wish on top, so sing, “Climb Every Mountain”. Your time is coming into focus faster and faster. And just a reminder to you Leo’s and Scorpios out there - just because you are on top doesn’t make you one. Mrs. Hello & Mister World/ Ryan Seacrest Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 18: Just like the water you bear, you should go with the flow for the time being. Resist the negative energy your short fuse invites to your sphere, and stand tall. This should counter your ending up disgruntled, at least until Spring. Jeffery Self/Taylor Lautner Pisces Feb 19–Mar 20: A shift in the placement of your well-meaning and caring nature is in order, now more than ever. The temptation may be to escape because the lack of organization is causing some backward momentum. Put your gifts to work, but this time address the macro end of the scale. Wanda Sykes/Rob Kardashian
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