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This tie ebbed and flowed throughout with the Portlaoise hosts shading the opening half. Indeed the home side were well worth their one-goal lead at the interval. Ballyroan rallied well in the second period and deserved their equaliser. Dynamo had the last laugh however with a late, late dramatic winner on the cusp of full-time to break Ballyroan hearts.
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Laois Tidy Towns Results 2010 CATEGORY A
CATEGORY C
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Ballacolla 291 Emo 274 Clough 248 Spink 234 Attanagh 229 Killasmeestia 227 Coolrain 226 Rosenallis 219 Pike of Rushall 216
Abbeyleix 292 Stradbally 272 Mountrath 233
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Ballycumber burst out of the blocks with a Simon Casey goal at the start of the second half, but Ferbane responded almost instantly with a very well taken Alan Egan goal to reduce the deficit to a point once more. Good scores from Brendan Wynne and Mel Keenaghan gave Ferbane a briefly held lead, but after an exchange of points, disaster struck when a long ball dipped just under the crossbar and into the net for Ballycumber's third goal. Ferbane drove at the Ballycumber goal in search of a leveller but it looked like the cause was lost until Davie Cox popped up at the very death to strike a goal and earn a replay.
in the minor semi final against St Rynaghs this weekend in Doon. St Rynaghs won the round robin match between the two clubs and as 2009 under-16 champions, the Cloghan boys will fancy their chances this weekend. All supporters are urged to make the short trip to Doon as the minor footballers look to build on last week's success and hopefully reach another underage football final this year.
RACE NIGHT
Ferbane GAA club will be holding a fundraising race night in Hineys this Saturday, the 2nd of October. As anyone who has attended one of these nights can testify, a great evening of At the time of writing no date has entertainment lies in store and everybeen set for the replay, but Belmont's one would do well to free up this relegation battle with Brosna Gaels space in their diaries and chalk it next weekend features players from down as a great night out. For those both clubs and that match must take place first. Please keep an eye on these who would like to support the club, pages for details since you won't want horses can be sponsored and named for €20 and all donations are greatly to miss another end to end battle of received. Anyone wishing to sponsor this calibre! a horse can do so by contacting any committee member with their horse The full team that played was: name. Aenghus Coughlan; Joe Kenny, James Murphy, Warren Walsh; Dermot Kenny, Shane Dunne, Joe Kearns; Gerry FERBANE GAA LOTTO O'Malley, Brendan Wynne (0-1); DavThe numbers drawn in this week's id Cox (1-0), Kevin Flynn, Colm Ken(September 14th) lotto draw were 7, ny (0-1); Mel Keenaghan (0-2), Alan 22, 24, and 25. The bonus number was Egan (1-1), Nicky Claffey (0-6, 0-4 12. There were no winners or match frees). three prize winners, so Pat Doyle, OlSub used: Cyril Kavanagh for Colm ivia Buckley, Kathleen Burke, Alan Kenny Kelly and Tina Young were all drawn out as book prize winners. Next UPCOMING ADULT FIXTURE week's draw will be for a jackpot prize of €9400. €50 Lotto tickets, which Ferbane Junior A's relegation battle guarantee entry for 26 draws, are with Ballinagar has been refixed for Tuesday the 5th of October in Tubber available from any of the usual sources and ensure that you don't miss out at 7.30pm. At the time of writing it is unclear if relegation is possible or not, in case your numbers come up! The however all players should endeavour lotto can also be played online at to be available for this fixture so as to www.locallotto.ie/ferbanegaa or via the link on www.fbgaamc.com – so be remove any doubt from the equation. sure to get your ticket no matter where you are! FERBANE/BELMONT MINOR CLUB Last weekend was another very good one for the minor club as the minor footballers secured a place in the semi finals of their championship with a hard fought 0-9 to 0-5 win over Clara in Ballycumber. After playing against the wind and up the hill in the first half, the F/B lads reached half time a point ahead, 0-5 to 0-4, and were well placed to push on early in the second half. A series of missed opportunities kept Clara in the game, but a very strong defensive performance ensured that the Magpies were kept at bay and eventually the scores came at the other end. The reward for that win is a place
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Clara GAA Notes By Mike Mullen, Clara GAA PRO. Weekly Club Lotto Weekly Lotto 25/09/10-There was no winner of the weekly club Lotto jackpot. The winning numbers were 1-510-19. There were six match three winners and they were John Corboy, Frank Moran, Peter and Karen Sheridan, Toy Kelly, Clare Guilfoyle and Arlene Kane. Next weeks lotto takes place in Dolans and the Jackpot is €4850. Thanks to all who support our lotto and thanks to all our ticket sellers.
Senior Football Quarter Final Clara got the opening score of the match through G Guilfoyle. T Deehan then got his first of the match before Tullamore got their first score of the match to leave Clara 0-2 to 0-1 ahead after 10 minutes. A J Reynolds point together with a point by Tullamore left it 0-3 to 0-2 mid way through the half. Two Tullamore points and points by G Guilfoyle and T Deehan left the score 0-5 to 0-4 going into the last five minutes of the half. Tullamore then equalised before T Deehan scored two frees to leave Clara 0-7 to 0-5 ahead at half time. Tullamore got the opening three scores of the second half to take the lead at 0-8 to 0-7. Points by M Mitchell and 3 points by T Deehan put Clara 0-11 to 0-8 in front. Tullamore got the next 2 points to narrow the gap to the minimum. J Reynolds got the next score to put Clara 2 points clear again going into the last couple of minutes. Going into injury time Tullamore narrowed the gap to one point before Clara closed out the game with points by G Guilfoyle and T Deehan for a 0-14 to 0-11 win. Team: K Meehan, J Ledwith, J Quinn, D Kelly, D Ledwith, M Mitchell (0-1), L Hiney, S Brady, R Brady, T Dalton, J O’Hara, C Kelly, G Guilfoyle (0-3), J Reynolds (0-2), T Deehan (0-8, 03frees). Subs: A Cronin for J Ledwith, P Deehan for C Kelly
(1-5), B Buckley. Subs: J Deehan for K Murray, S O’Rourke for B Buckley, B Minnock for J Rickard
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Minor Football Championship We Bowed out of the minor football championship when we were beaten by Ferbane on a scoreline of 0-9 to 0-5 at the quarter final stage played on an excellently prepared Ballycumber pitch last Saturday. We looked good at half time when having played very well we were only a point behind on a scoreline of 0-5 to 0-4. But we only managed one point in the second hald, and this isn’t good enough. The club would like to thank manager Padraig Moran and his selectors Garret Buckley, Derek Coyne, Noel Kelly, Aidan Stewart and Peter John Meehan Sponsor a Sod Have you purchased your Sod. If not why not. Support your club. “Sponsor a Sod”- Clara GAA club would like to invite all current and past members (and anyone with any connection to the club, no matter how tenuous!) to be part of the launch of the new official Clara GAA Club website and the 'Sponsor a Sod' campaign. As part of our fund raising campaign to complete the new Championship pitch in Kilcoursey members and friends of the club are invited to sponsor a sod on the new pitch. Sponsors will receive a piece of the virtual pitch on a special page on our new website with each “sod” being added piece by piece to the page. Each “sod” can be purchased for €20 from any committee member .Log onto anclarach.com to see how our pitch is doing.
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Table Quiz Division 4 Hurling League We were beaten by Carraig/Riverstown in the semi final of the Div 4 Hurling Legaue played in Killurin last Sunday morning on a scoreline of 6-11 to 2-11. Leading by 2-7 to 1-6 at half time, we could only manage 4 points in the second half. A couple of late goals by Carraig/Riverstown helped them advance to the final. That’s all our hurling finished for the year. Team: D Handy, J Murray, L Monaghan, S Cornally, W Flanagan, J Fleming, K Murray (1-0), E Weir (0-1), M Stones, M Hackett(0-4), S Nolan, J Rickard(0-1), N McEvoy, B Cushen
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ACROSS 1. Rib about right to go to Offaly town with a famous observatory where the existence of other galaxies was first discovered. (4) 3. I call on sad blend in old Tyrone mining town connected by canal with Newry and Belfast. (9) 9. Cook with fat outside circulated air in monks' abode. (6) 11. "Don't be breaking your --- on a stool that's not in your way." Irish Proverb. (4) 12. Boat in which German eight follow the penultimate. (5) 14. Take part in competition in Inishowen territory. (5) 15. "But where's the wild --- that has praised its fleas?" Yeats. (3) 16. Old copper back, how poetically gloomy! (5) 17. "A young ------, golden haired, Stands dreaming on the verge of strife" Frances Cornford. (6) 18. Daughter of the King of Leinster, and Mrs. Strongbow, returns the greeting. (3) 20. A gullible fool, and how he drinks! (3) 22. Art nut has gone A.W.O.L. (6) 24. Create this for a row, but only in play? (5) 25. Possesses short laughs? (3) 26. Dryly consolidates the sweet loaves. and gets the sack around the fifth (5) 27. Tenth month, and French, all eight of them. (5) 29. Standard adhered to in Liscannor mostly. (4) 30. Star in turmoil as a result of stress. (6) 31. Crowd aisle in crush to see Irish writer (1854-1900) who had only his genius to declare. (5,5) 32. Negative reference to Kilkenny flower! (4) DOWN 1. Sound of donkey heard in Wicklow seaside resort. (4) 2. Or cares about Tipperary town under the Slieve Bloom mountains noted for antiquities. (7) 4. Till never up O.K. (anag.) Blessed, and has a shrine at Ballybarrack, near Dundalk. (6,7) 5. Clinging to this league for Yale and Havard. (3) 6. Go ahead up Kerry hill overlooking Killarney, and having a round tower, church and castle. (7) 7. Age had done damage to popular Down resort near the entrance to Belfast Lough. (10) 8. " ----- the first death, there is no other." Dylan Thomas. (5)
10. This land rails about the offshore spot in Antrim where Robert Bruce met the spider in the cave. (7,6) 13. One hundred space for Limerick salmon angling village noted for the Maigue poets. (5) 16. Dan's hob rum is spilled in Leitrim village on the Roscommon border. (10) 19. "An aged man is but a paltry thing, A tattered coat upon a -----" Yeats. (5) 21. Cats rig up description of stomach. (7) 23. E.g. to tip over in border Donegal gateway to Lough Derg of pilgrimage fame. (7) 24. "Too long a sacrifice Can make a ----- of the heart" Yeats. (5) 28. Note about United Irishman, born 1763, and recognised as the first Irish Republican. (4) 30. "Ireland is the old --- that eats her farrow." James Joyce (3)
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Bereavement and grieving (continued from previous issue) Do we all grieve the same way? In my last contribution I looked at some of the factors, which indicate that we all grieve differently. I would like to explore some more in this article. the purpose of this is to help mourners and sympathisers understand the complexity of grief. Sudden death is one of the factors that profoundly affects the nature of our grief. This is especially true in the early stages. Some bereavement psychologists hold that grief work is not only difficult to start, but harder to complete in the case of sudden death. Some possible reactions to sudden death includes a sense of unreality about the loss, increase of guilt feelings, a sense of helplessness, a sense of being agitated and uneasy, a sense of unfinished business, and a wish to make meaning out of the death. There is no emotional preparation for a sudden death. I have experienced this. I had no preparation for any type of death. I had never been bereaved, and did not even own a grave. I was only 45 at the time, my parents were youngish, and I never expected to need one for years. For a long time I kept asking myself ‘how did this happen?’, and for many years the ringing of the phone filled me with dread because I feared it might be news that something awful had happened to one of my other children. I was pervaded by a general sense of unease, and my feeling of helplessness was accompanied by a feeling of sheer terror. I felt powerless. Shock is the most palpable and immediate reaction to sudden death. It is natures way of numbing us so that we are not immediately overcome. It can sometimes come before the denial stage of grieving. Bereavement writers have described it as a physical and emotional illness with specific symptoms. it is a temporary anaesthetic. I experienced it fully, but I cannot really describe it. Somehow it was like a physical blast, akin to having a shotgun discharged in my face, and it rendered me helpless for several days. I suppose I was close to Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder for a brief period. Dealing with all the aspects that make grieving different for different people would demand many articles, so I will list other relevant ones. These include the diverse medical, psychological and mental history of the bereaved. Under this would come age, gender and marital status of the bereaved. The type of personality is another factor, and some psychologists show that there are 16 types
By Jim O’Shea of personality. This in itself is a major study, because each personality type deals uniquely with problems. The degree of social support available is another dimension affecting how we grieve. In terms of gender, there is evidence that women grieve differently to men. This can often cause tension and misunderstanding in a house where different members of a family are at different stages of grieving. In Western society men tend to suppress their feelings more than women, with the important exception of expressing anger. There is also the cultural context, and in an increasingly multicultural Ireland there is an even greater diversity of grieving. Religion is a part of culture, and the use of ritual is important. In Ireland funerals are well attended, especially in rural areas, and this can be a great help to the bereaved. The funeral mass can have a powerful effect upon the bereaved, and I recall how vivid the words ‘angels of the Lord take him into paradise’ were. They rang in my ears, and somehow sharpened my sorrow, and made me confront the reality of my loss. I realise that I have merely touched upon all the factors that influence how we grieve. Some of these can be helpful to some people and some can hinder the grieving process. A strong religious belief, for example can be of great help, but for those who have a strong conviction of a punitive God, and the existence of hell, it can add to their pain if the deceased had not lived what they consider a good life. (continued in next issue) Jim O’Shea works as a counsellor from Furze, Thurles. Ph. 087 8211009 www.jimoshea.net . JimO’Shea’s book ‘When a child dies. Footsteps of a Grieving Family’ is published by Veritas. The royalties from this book will go tosthe Children’s Hospital in Crumlin.
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