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Tuesday 4th October 2016 The Tab Cambridge thetab.com/uk/cambridge
BAKE OFF’S ANDREW: OXFORD STUDENTS KNOW HOW TO PARTY More on Page 15
TIT HALL’S NIGHTMARE!
CANTABS WHO TAKE
DRUGS
FIRST
ARE MORE LIKELY TO GET A
The results are in from our CAMBRIDGE DRUG SURVEY, and they’re shocking (well, some of them are. Some are fairly unsurprising really). The results are in from our Cambridge Drug Survey, and they’re shocking. (Well, some of them are. Some are fairly unsurprising really.) Overall, 64% of Cambridge students have tried drugs at least once. 18% of those that had tried drugs never went back after that first time. A majority of drug-taking students only take them socially, with only 17% saying they got high weekly and 6% saying they were daily drug-users. Students generally saw their experiences as positive, with 61% of those who’d tried drugs describing their experience as “good”
and 24% as ‘meh’. Only 5% told us drugs were “awful, would never try again” and 8% said “couldn’t live without them”. In a similar vein, 7% of those who’d taken drugs said they needed them to have a good time. Whilst most felt their drug experience was ‘meh’ ‘okay’ or ‘good’, there were some startling responses. In true Cambridge style, one disgruntled respondent was distressed after having smoked weed, because they ‘had to buy more cheese as I ate it all. Thus, not worth the bother’. Another claimed they had experienced what The Tab can only explain as a scientific oblivion, saying that weed made them feel like they’d ‘grown an
exoskeleton that shatters every time I move, so that’s not so good’. Agreed. 42% of those who had taken drugs said they would continue them after uni, with most people saying ‘fun’ was the answer. One respondent recognised that selling your soul for a grad contract in London would probably mean they ‘need study drugs to help in my career’. Others saw drugs as a way to unwind after the stress of a working day - ‘a joint at the end of the day can be as nice as a cold beer or glass of wine’. [from front page] Of course, we couldn’t
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CLASS LIST CHAOS Hannah Dawson Deputy Editor
A lot of moaning people pissing a lot of other people off. A further example of Cambridge students caring way to much about menial things that have no difference in the real world. And people say it is a bubble here... One very important thing you learn during your time at Cambridge is that when people have opinions, they are strong opinions. The atmosphere of a university-wide debate is akin to monkeys flinging shit: they don’t care where it lands as long as it hits something and gets their point across. A story of doddly old Dons, the majestic governance of CUSU and an appearance from the innovative titled ‘Save the Class Lists’ has led to a confusing situation. So where do we currently stand? Way back in 2015 the ‘Our Grade, Our Choice’ campaign wanted to transform the public display of Class Lists into a system over which students possessed increased autonomy. Priscilla Mensah took this idea under her wing as CUSU Pres and CUSU council voted in Michaelmas last year for the abolition of class lists. Whilst this got some reaction (and provided excellent fodder for writing opinion pieces) the debate largely remained understated until April this year. Continued on Page 6