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171.3 • JUNE 6, 2013 • The University of Guelph’s Independent Student Newspaper • www.theontarion.com

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Much like the “Gentlemen’s Club” sign at The Manor in Guelph, the strip industry seems to be dying, but The Manor documentary will leave you wondering even more about what goes on behind closed doors.

Documentary Review: The Manor Strip club doc looks at family dynamics Wendy Shepherd If you’re looking for a film that delves into the inner workings of the strip club business in Guelph, you better look somewhere else. Of course, “inner workings” is up for the interpretation of the viewer.

This film is not a history of The Manor itself (a valid assumption), but the story of a family working to keep themselves together, all while attempting to run an unconventional family business.

The filmmaker, Shawney Cohen, comes across as the

most stable and rational family member, one who is forced to live and work in an unstable lifestyle.

He is ultimately distraught by his family’s current state of affairs and throughout the film he places the viewer in a state of emotional uncertainty.

Shawney effectively plays on the pros and cons of each family member throughout the film. His father is portrayed as the protagonist: the precise depiction of a man trying to save face, all while attempting to care for his family in an essentially insensitive manner.

His brother Sammy is a moneyhungry representation of the business, and is fairly absent in his involvement with the family. Then

there is his mother, a woman who suffers from an eating disorder, an affliction that has resulted in her unwillingness to accept help from others for decades.

This sort of family collapse is not what you’d expect in a documentary about a strip club, but the film is rightfully named as it is presented with a sense of satirical irony; the very business the Cohen’s are striving to keep alive is inevitably what is causing them to fall apart.

Among the family drama that keeps the audience wanting more, what makes this documentary truly stand out is its ability to tap into social issues. The Manor challenges the stereotypes of a

dying industry and our preconceived notions about those who work there, all while bringing to light the emphasis society places on the “ideal” body image.

What can be learned about the strip club business from this documentary? Not that much, but it may evoke some tears and the occasional chuckle. If you were hoping by the end of the film to achieve a conclusive feeling toward the well being of this family, you’ll be left with disappointment. But more importantly, you will leave the theatre thinking about it, something you may not typically expect from a documentary about a strip club.

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Rare map finds way to Guelph Civic Museum Andrea Connell A rare Town of Guelph map has taken up residence at the Guelph Civic Museum on Norfolk Street.

The map, hand drawn in 1868 by surveyor Joseph Hobson, was found in the basement of a local home and donated to the museum in 2008. It took two years and 275 hours to restore the map its original condition.

Kathleen Wall, assistant curator at the museum, said she believes the map is a one-of-a-kind, created by little known mapmaker Hobson.

“We don’t know a lot about him.

He doesn’t do large-scale maps, he does little survey maps and what we think this is, is actually the legend of these survey maps,” said Wall. “This is the only largescale map that Hobson did.”

A legend map or key map is a visual index system to track down other smaller maps that fit within the larger map’s boundaries. Hobson’s map fits that description, and different coloured blocks of lots such as “Grange Survey” and “Ferguson’s Survey” are clearly labeled on the map.

Due to age and water damage, the map was in horrible condition when the museum received

it. The staff was concerned about the condition of the map; each time it was unrolled, pieces of it would begin to fall off.

We got lucky once we found out how rare it was...and CCI accepted our application.

- Kathleen Wall Luck played a part in its restoration though. Within days of the map coming into the museum’s possession, an email arrived from the Canadian Conservation Institute, a Government of Canada program that promotes and conserves Canada’s cultural heritage, encouraging the museum to submit an application for a restoration project.

No other museums had such a map by Hobson. “We got lucky once we found out how rare it was...and CCI accepted our application,” said Wall. “The head conservator and student interns worked on it, and had many different challenges. They had to replace the whole backing, put the loose pieces back on. They

had to wash the paper to get it back to the original colour. They did not recolour anything. The washing highlighted the hand painting that’s on the map.”

The project began in 2009 and the map was returned to the museum in April of this year. The map measures approximately five feet by five feet and features an interesting scale. “It was done in the old fashion measurement of chains, where each loop of the chain was a certain length,” said Wall. “It is to scale.” The chain was often 100 links long with each link measuring a certain length.

The map is not on permanent public display due to the expense associated with special framing and preservation glass, but anyone can make an appointment with Wall to view the map. Eventually it will be digitized and available for viewing online with the rest of the museum’s collection. Wall encourages people to come and see the map.

“You often don’t get a chance to see an old map like this in Guelph anyway, but to see a hand-coloured one and see one from this time period when Guelph was experiencing a lot of growth, it’s a pretty amazing piece of Guelph history.”

If you would like to arrange a viewing email kathleen.wall@guelph.ca

PHOTO BY KATHLEEN WALL

A rare map, hand drawn by surveyor Joseph Hobson in 1868, was found in the basement of a local home in 2008.

After two years of restoration, it is back to its original state.

U of G looking for input on new President

Presidential selection committee holds drop-in session for community perspectives Jessica Avolio

Alastair Summerlee’s current term as the President and ViceChancellor at the University of Guelph will soon come to an end as a new president is expected to be in place by summer 2014.

Summerlee is the seventh President of the University of Guelph, and in 2013 he is completing his

second five-year term.

The Presidential Selection Committee has held several drop-in sessions in order to gain input and advice from the University community. Throughout April and May, the committee has been working to gather input from those affiliated with the University community in order to create a position profile for the next President and Vice-Chancellor.

On May 24, the selection committee presented a draft position profile which was given to attendees who gathered at the library’s Academic Town Square. The

committee was looking for feedback from the community and wanted the public to offer their perspectives in order to create a final position profile.

The drafted mandate outlined how the new President will be required to have the skills to develop and implement a strategic plan that inspires and unites the University community, how they will need to implement innovative approaches to keep the University among the best post-secondary institutions in Canada and the world, how they will recognize, value and celebrate the University

and its accomplishments, along with a list of additional skills.

The draft profile also outlined the potential candidate’s requirements for education, qualifications, experience and personal characteristics.

Some of the stakeholder questions presented at this drop-in session asked others to share their opinions on (1) what strengths the University should continue to build on, (2) what challenges it will need to address, (3) what opportunities they should pursue, and (4) what makes it different and/or how should it differentiate itself.

The questions also asked what the (5) President’s short and long-term priorities should be, and (6) what leadership attributes and character traits the University of Guelph should be seeking in the next President and Vice-Chancellor.

If you have your own opinions or ideas about what characteristics you’d like to see in the next University of Guelph President, or opinions on where the University is headed in the next five to ten years, you can submit your ideas to the committee’s confidential email at presidentsearch@caldwellpartners.com.

Cycling with all the bells and whistles

Cyclist encouraged to ride safely Andrea Connell

The Campus Community Police and Guelph Police bike units teamed up to run the annual Safety Prevention Awareness Courtesy Program (SPACE) on May 29. Over 100 cyclists were reached during the two-hour blitz at the corner of Gordon St. and McGilvray Lane where officers shared cycling safety tips, rules of the road and checked to see if bicycles were in good

working order during the twohour Wednesday morning blitz.

Constable Shyanne McGregor checked over this reporter’s mountain bike and gave a couple of helpful hints. “You need a white light on the front, a red reflector or solid red light on the back. Red flashing lights are for emergency vehicles only. And a bell or horn as well.”

Points taken. I have white light on the front but the battery is dead, I removed the red light on the back because it’s heavy and I don’t ride it much at night. As for the bell, well, I think it’s dorky on a mountain bike. However Const.

McGregor gave me this thought to consider.

“What I tell people is, it’s all about safety. You need to warn others on the trial of your presence. If you are mountain biking alone and you fall, maybe even down an incline, you can use that bell or horn to alert people to your whereabouts,” said McGregor. Never thought about that or the $85 fine for not having said bell on bike.

Your bike needs to be in good working order, meaning the brake cables need to do their job, worn out brake shoes need to be replaced and tires need to be pumped up to full pressure.

The CSA Bike Centre on campus can give you a tune-up and teach you how to maintain your bike.

There are at least three bike shops in town that can do major bike overhauls and have front and rear lights available for purchase.

Following the rules of the road is one of the most important components of riding a bike. Two big infractions: riding on the sidewalk and riding through the crosswalk.

Not only is it illegal, the chances of colliding with a pedestrian or a car are high. You can also get an $85 fine for riding through the pedestrian crossover as well as a Victim Surcharge fine of $20 minimum for

doing so. Riding the wrong direction in a bike lane can also net you an $85 fine. The lane is part of the road, and the Highway Traffic Act applies; it’s like driving the wrong direction on a one-way street.

Cycling is a great way to get to campus, so ensure it’s safe for everyone. You are not in Grade 6 anymore, so stay off the sidewalks and ride in bike lanes where they are available. Think about protecting your wheels from thieves. Const. McGregor added, “Lock your bike. It takes about 30 seconds to steal a bike if it is not properly locked. We get a lot of bikes stolen on campus.”

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Budget proposes auto insurance costs to drop

Premier Kathleen Wynne announces 15 per cent reduction strategy in new budget Em Wilson

Ontario motorists lament auto insurance rates – many face costs as high as $3600 per year. Ontario auto insurance rates are among the highest in all of Canada.

Finance Minister Charles Sousa

stated, “The cost is hard on people’s wallets but it also presents a drag on our economy. We are targeting a 15 per cent cut on auto insurance rates to help people with their cost of living and to ease expenses.”

Sousa estimates this new legislation will save $225 per vehicle on annual average premiums for drivers. Wynne’s proposal will require private insurers to lower rates for Ontario residents with safe driving records.

However, insurers are skeptical

as to how they will handle this cut.

Private insurers claim that they make very little money on auto insurance despite high rates due to prolific instances of fraud and abuse of the system. Insurance fraud costs Ontario $1.6 billion every year.

Since auto insurance is mandatory in Ontario, yet rates remain so high, it is easy to understand why fraud and abuse of the system are a reoccurring symptom.

Kathleen Wynne’s new budget would empower the Financial Services Commission of

Ontario (FSCO) to better address fraudulent insurance claims.

FSCO would gain new powers to oversee health clinics and practitioners in billing auto insurers for auto accidents.

Conservative leader Tim Hudak criticized the proposal stating, “I think people are tired of this bumper sticker politics where you throw a number out there with no plan whatsoever to get to that.”

Although the NDP supports changes in Ontario’s auto insurance rates, NDP leader Andrea

Horwath was also skeptical of the new legislation. She suggested that, “what we don’t see are any accountability measures … we don’t see any reference to how much time it’s going to take.”

Despite these initial criticisms, the NDP has agreed to support the new budget. In addition to the 15 per cent cut in auto insurance premiums, the Liberal’s budget included measures catering to NDP demands such as a youth jobs strategy and new funding for home-care health services.

ARTS & CULTURE

Long Take looks at overlooked spaces

Stacey Aspinall On a bright summer day, the trek across town to Boarding House Gallery on Dublin Street involved the typical scenery: red-brick houses, porches with peeling paint, pathways, and lush green lawns and leaves. These sights were similar to the subject matter presented in Jennifer Carvalho’s solo MFA thesis exhibition Long Take, which used the mundane as inspiration and through the medium of paint, presented familiar images with a twist.

The exhibition includes paintings of nature and forgotten, mundane spaces in a photorealistic style, but also features painterly techniques such as dripping paint, broad brushstrokes and thickly and thinly applied paint to create interest. At first glance, the pieces appear similar to images one might capture with a camera, but a closer inspection reveals how each scene is altered by the artist’s hand.

“With my work, I’m usually looking to spaces that are overlooked: you know, the seemingly uneventful spaces of lived experience, and ... I’m interested in representational

systems and how that information can then break down into painted mark,” Carvalho said. Through paint application, the surface of the canvas encourages an experience of close looking, “where you’re drawn to look at these things that you would otherwise not look at or not notice, necessarily,” Carvalho said.

Steps, paths and walkways, all empty and seemingly neglected spaces, seem to be a recurring motif throughout the collection of paintings.

Carvalho works from photographs, and though the images may seem akin to casual snapshots of everyday scenes, composing images is a deliberate practice that requires a critical eye. Carvalho explored her surroundings with a camera, while paying attention to details such as light hitting the side of a building, or the colour of brick at a certain time of day. These sites were then framed through the camera’s lens, and later, further cropped to fit the canvas. The photographic aspect of Carvalho’s practice provides an opportunity to reflect upon temporality, and how time can be represented within a given medium.

PHOTO BY STACEY ASPINALL

Jennifer Carvalho strives to recreate “uneventful spaces of lived experience” through her work in her exhibition Long Take which took place on May 30.

“I’m interested in allowing my reference to photography show in the painting. So I don’t try and hide that I work from photographs.” Carvalho is interested in the way a photograph captures an instant in time, and how this can be further explored through the process of painting.

“It’s an instant in time that I’m stretching out through the act of painting, and revisiting this one

instant over the period of a couple weeks to a month. And so then that time [...] becomes visible through the marks on the canvas and the different passages,” Carvalho said.

These temporal elements refer back to the title of the exhibit; Long Take is a cinematic term, referring to an uninterrupted shot in a film that lasts much longer than the conventional pace of film, used for dramatic

or narrative effect. “A lot of my research interests are concerned with the long take in cinema.

And the long take is a temporal cinematic device that is about duration, so it points back to my interest in time,” said Carvalho.

Ultimately, Long Take highlights the tension between the immediacy of sight, and the deliberate and time-consuming act of looking.

TV review: Arrested Development

Season four back on track after six-year cancellation Alex Roibas

After being off the air for nearly a decade, Arrested Development has returned via Netflix with a hilarious fourth season. In the newest season, each episode addresses the story of a specific character since the show’s cancellation six years ago. The 15-episode season was released all at once on May 26.

The first episode starts with Michael Cera’s character George Michael, the second episode

focuses on George Bluth Sr., and so on. Each character sees the same set of events from their own perspective as the story evolves.

This causes a Tarantino-esque intersection of events within the lives of the Bluth family and hilarious overlapping problems begin to pile up as the season progresses.

Overall, Mitch Hurwitz has done a fantastic job in reviving the series after its six-year hiatus.

By creating the character-bycharacter episode format, he is able to address the progression of each member of the Bluth family since the show’s cancellation, while still creating new plotlines in the process.

While some diehard fans of the show may be critical of the plot’s

direction, the series is able to maintain the comedic dynamics between each of the Bluth family members.

This is what makes the character-based episode format so brilliant. If Hurwitz and his writing staff had attempted to address the issues of the whole cast of characters at one time, so much of the story could be missed out on. Instead, Hurwitz chose to create a complex series of intersecting story arcs that allowed him to focus on each of the characters, providing dense amounts of content to starved fans.

In addition to the main cast of characters, many celebrities appear in the newest season. Ron Howard, a producer and director of the show, plays himself

as Michael becomes involved in Howard’s production company, Imagine Pictures. Other guests include Kristen Wiig, Seth Rogen, Isla Fisher, John Krasinski, Conan O’Brien and the cast members from Workaholics.

It is clear that since the show’s cancellation in 2006 there has been a rallying of support not just from fans of the show, but within the entertainment industry. In past seasons, the show’s featured guests were made up almost exclusively of B-list celebrities.

Season four however has shown that the time off may have actually given the show’s viewership time to expand.

Unlike many other shows that were forced to revive themselves,

Arrested Development managed to retain all of the original cast members, even including those who had a relatively insignificant role in previous seasons.

Ultimately, season four of Arrested Development will definitely not disappoint long time fans of the show. The newest season does a great job at developing main characters and answers the big plot questions that were posed at the end of season three. Some of the show’s characteristics have evaporated over the cancellation period, but the show has retained its hilarious and sometimes unsettling style of comedy that will continue to entertain people for many years to come.

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Curator tour of MSAC’s XXXV exhibition Dawn Owen gives a talk and guided tour of the celebratory exhibition Jessica Avolio Macdonald Stewart Art Centre (MSAC) is celebrating their 35th anniversary with an exhibition labeled XXXV. This exhibit, which launched at the beginning of May, showcases artworks from MSAC’s permanent collections.

Since their beginnings in 1978, the MSAC collection has grown from 150 pieces to more than 8,000. Dawn Owen, curator of contemporary art at MSAC, had the task of severely editing down this collection in order to choose which specific works to showcase.

On May 28, Owen gave a curator’s talk at MSAC to discuss the selected pieces and how the exhibition was organized. The focus of this show was on modern and contemporary art, something that has “...always been our strength,” said Owen.

As Owen toured a large group through the gallery, she spoke

of several pieces of interest. In the main clerestory gallery was a piece from the “Jalousie” series

by James Carl, a University of Guelph faculty member. This sculpture was fashioned out of aluminum venetian blinds which were woven into a cactus-like shape. Owen spoke about how the work was “...pushing boundaries around materiality,” something common to contemporary practice in sculpture.

The second gallery to the left was a room shaped around photobased artworks. Owen spoke about how it is currently a “...revolutionary time for photography,” since several of these works pushed the boundaries between what is sculpture and what is photography, especially in regards to how they occupied space.

One standout piece was Christine Davis’ “Hyperbole.” This triptych photograph featured a plate of reflective steel underneath the image, something that brought the image out into living space. Davis used optical tricks of inverting and reflecting images, something that mimicked not

only the photography process, but how we view photography as well.

The group then migrated to the large rooms to the right of the clerestory gallery. A large painting on one of the feature walls was “London No. 5” by Jack Bush, an artist who had newly piqued the interest of the National Gallery of Canada.

Adjacent was a 400-pound work by David Bierk, a triptych with solid plates of metal on either side. Bierk’s work typically existed within the confines of traditional painting, though upon second glance the piece took on the role of both photography and sculpture.

In the back room was a sculpture titled “Torso” by Michael Snow. The piece was “...dramatically lit...” and light was placed around this work in order to highlight the texture and form.

The room also featured two different takes on portraiture.

“Firestorm” by John Scott was an incredibly large graphite drawing on canvas and Owen described it as an “...anthropomorphised portrait.” The other portrait work on

the juxtaposed wall was a painting titled “Studio Interior” by Malcolm Rains. This portrait behaved as a “Literal portrait of the artists creative space,” said Owen.

Upon walking up the stairs and entering the first room, everyone was met with a sweet aroma.

Owen pointed out that “Very rarely … do you have a sense of smell as well as sight” in a gallery setting. This was because of the large sculptural work by Aganetha Dyck hanging from the ceiling.

This work was created from a live colony of honeybees and explained the unique scent in the air.

Inuit wall hangings and textiles surrounded the rest of the room, but there was also a special commissioned wampum belt by artist Ken Maracle, and it sat next to the “Hudson Bay Coffee Blanket” produced by MSAC’s own Verne Harrison. This display intended to represent the “...trade and commodification...” of art and culture.

In the transitionary hallway space between the upstairs galleries, there were several painted works from southern-Canadian artists who have visited the

Arctic. Owen made the decision to include a work by Lawren Harris titled “Morning Light, Lake Superior,” and while Harris was not a modernist, he was someone who ventured north and interpreted that environment. Owen stated that this piece was “...a gift to the viewers.”

The final gallery space in the back of the second level was a room of contemporary metalwork’s. Many pieces were by silversmiths, with artists “...flirting with function.” The space also featured abstract works and paintings, with a focus on the “The Separation Resolved” by Rolph Scarlett. This piece was included because he was also a jewelry maker, and his work inspired Owen to put other abstract works within the context of the show.

Overall, XXXV featured some of the very best of the contemporary and modern MSAC collection thanks to the work of Owen and her colleagues. If you have yet to visit the exhibition it’s not too late as it will be running until July 14.

SPORTS & HEALTH

Toking up and slimming down Can marijuana protect us from obesity?

Laura Castellani Plagued by ever-rising rates of obesity and increasingly sedentary lifestyles, the time has come for Canadians to take a hit for health. Or so a recent American survey, linking regular marijuana use to improvements in metabolic health would suggest.

More specifically, the National Health and Nutritional Examination Survey found that Americans aged 20 to 59 who identified as regular users of the recreational (though illegal) drug showed improved insulin sensitivity and had smaller waist lines compared to non-user counterparts.

Both insulin sensitivity and waist circumference are strongly connected with the health and function of an individual’s metabolism.

Larger waist circumferences indicate that more fat is being stored in the harmful visceral fat depot, located deep within the abdominal cavity. As fat continues to accumulate at this site it is more likely to spill over to neighbouring peripheral tissues, such as liver and muscle where it interferes with signalling and compromises the integrity of these tissues.

Likewise, sensitivity to insulin is necessary for tissues to take up substrates from the blood to be used for energy. Insulin is secreted from the pancreas in response to elevated blood sugar levels. If tissues cannot respond to insulin, the pancreas will work to compensate by releasing more of the hormone into circulation. This adaptation is short-lived and spikes in insulin levels can indicate a problem responding to insulin and future complications for fuel metabolism.

In this way, the decreased insulin levels and lower waist sizes of regular marijuana users represent a positive adaptation.

Though the connection between marijuana use and changes in metabolism remain to be determined, the process is thought to involve the production of a protein known as adiponectin.

Secreted from fat cells, adiponectin is connected to improvements in energy regulation and fat and carbohydrate metabolism.

The process is thought to involve the cannabinoid type 1 and 2 receptors. Studies considering the mechanism have shown that compounds, both synthetic and natural, which limit the activation of these receptors link to improved insulin sensitivity, decreased waist circumference and protection against diet induced obesity.

However, these effects tend to be limited in instances where adiponectin is not available.

Interestingly, a rodent study demonstrated that rats administered cannabis lost weight and

displayed improved pancreatic health.

Still, before skipping the gym and forgetting the food guide, there are certainly limitations to be considered. The study was

designed as a self-reported recall of activities and habits, and surveys of this sort may be skewed, particularly when individuals are assessing the health and quality of their lifestyle.

A ROLLING GOOD TIME

PHOTO BY WENDY SHEPHERD

The Royal City Roller Girls’ “Killer Queens” gear up for another jam (or “match” for anyone unaware of roller-derby terminology) during their victorious bout against “Skateful Dead” from Kingston, ON during the 2013 Home Opener on June 1.

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Root to tip: asparagus facts, nutrition and recipes Kaela Shea

COURTESY PHOTO Spring has sprung! Despite the sporadic temperature jumps, it is indeed springtime. Along with the telltale signs of tulips, petunias, and mosquitoes, waves of fresh Ontario produce have entered the stores and markets. One such spring treasure is asparagus. Asparagus has an eight week growing season in Ontario, producing stalks as tall as 15cm in a day.

Packed with nutrients, asparagus can be eaten raw, boiled, grilled, baked, and made into a delicious soup.

The Canadian Food Guide tells us to eat seven to eight servings of vegetables and fruit per day.

So what exactly can a serving

of asparagus add to our diet?

Asparagus offers very little calories; the caloric output for their digestion is more than calories gained.

Despite this, the richly green vegetable has much to give to our bodies. Asparagus contains dietary fibre, which aids in digestion and limits the body’s absorption of food based toxins.

The dark green stalks are a good source of anti-oxidants which are effective in eliminating dangerous free radical oxygen to protect against cancer.

Asparagus contributes many vitamins and minerals essential for bodily functions. B-complex vitamins support metabolism which supplies energy to the multiple systems of the body.

Vitamins A, C, and E boost the ability of the body to combat infections, and repair tissue damage. Vitamin K has very important dual functions of ensuring bone development, and preventing neurological damage. Also, minerals Copper and Iron are needed in red blood cell production.

We are by no means the first to enjoy the taste or nutrition of the spring time crop. As the oldest recorded vegetable, asparagus had been cherished

over 2000 years ago as a delicacy in ancient Greek, and then Roman empires. Originating in Asia Minor, Asparagus is now a common vegetable grown worldwide.

In Ontario Asparagus is strictly a spring vegetable. Stalks are harvested within eight weeks; between the beginning of May and end of June.

When buying asparagus there are certain characteristics one can look for that distinguish the cream of the crop. Ideally asparagus should have thin crisp stalks, dark colour, and tightly closed tips. If possible the freshest stalks should be chosen and then stored in cool temperatures to preserve natural sugars and vitamin C. There are several methods of preparation that may be used to enjoy asparagus. The easiest is just eating it raw, though you still may want to snap off the woody ends. It is important to not overcook asparagus as that will lead to the degradation of important vitamins.

Some simple preparations methods are: boiling (approximately 5 min), steaming (4 to 8 min), or oven-roasting with a drizzle of oil (400F, 8 to 10 min).

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nestandsparkle.com 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil 1 medium onion, finely diced 1 bunch of asparagus 1-1/2 cups arborio rice 1 cup of dry white wine 8 cups of vegetable stock, heated until hot 1/2 cup finely grated parmigiano-reggiano (or similar), plus extra for serving salt and fresh ground pepper

Heat oil in a large (12”) saute pan.

Add onion and cook for 10 minutes over medium until soft and translucent. Add rice and stir with wooden spoon until toasted, 3 or 4 minutes.

Add the wine and stir. Then add one soup ladle of stock and cook, stirring until absorbed. Repeat several times until all the stock is gone and the rice is creamy (al dente).

This is about 20 minutes of standing by the stove stirring, so get your comfy slippers on! Remove pan from heat and stir in cheese, season with salt and pepper.

Put a generous amount of cheese in a bowl with a spoon.

Serves four.

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blogilates.tumblr.com 1 medium onion, diced 2 pounds of asparagus, trimmed and cut in one inch pieces, remove the “woody part” 4-cups of chicken stock 1/2-cup Greek yogurt, nonfat or 2% fat salt and pepper to taste 1 Tbsp. of cayenne pepper

Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Add asparagus and cook until tender, 3 to 5 minutes.

Remove and drain.

Reserve 2 cups cooking liquid from the boil.

Dice onions and sautee on high heat until slightly browned.

Transfer cooking liquid and asparagus to a food processor and puree until smooth – If you don’t like biting onion, you can puree the sautee too. Otherwise just leave it to stir in by hand later.

Combine asparagus puree with chicken broth in a medium stockpot and heat over medium until warm.

Stir in yogurt, salt, pepper, onion, and cayenne.

Serve!

Reading articles about health might make you ill Read at your own risk Laura Castellani You are what you read, or so it seems for health conscious consumers exposed to media stories warning of health risks.

According to a recent study, media reports which provide information on various health risks may predispose the audience to developing symptoms rather than preventing them.

The study, published in the Journal of Psychosomatic Research, explored the impact of media stories which educate

the public on the risks associated with electromagnetic waves, known to be emitted by cell phones. Researchers found that individuals who were aware of the malevolent effects associated with these waves were more likely to develop an adverse reaction, even in the absence of actual exposure to the radiation.

Researcher Dr. Michael Witthoft of Johannes Gutenberg University Mainz in Germany contrasted the response to that of a placebo effect, whereby individuals experience relief from symptoms in the absence of any actual treatment. Instead

individuals report a negative experience, such as pain or discomfort despite a lack of any real harmful exposure.

“The mere anticipation of possible injury may actually trigger pain or disorders” Witthoft explained. The psychosomatic response is being termed a “nocebo” effect.

To test the impact of media stories reporting risk, the study evaluated the response of 147 participants to fake WIFI signals they believed were real.

Before exposing participants to the fake signals, each participant was shown a television report. Half the participants

viewed a report explicitly citing the dangers of electromagnetic fields emitted by cells phones and WIFI signals, while the other half of participants watched a report on the safety and security of data shared by internet and cell phones.

Although neither group of subjects was exposed to real WIFI or electromagnetic signalling, 54 per cent of participants experienced symptoms associated with exposure; including anxiety, agitation, loss of concentration or tingling in their fingers, arms, legs or feet. Two participants chose to withdraw from the study citing symptoms

too severe to continue.

Of the subjects who reported experiencing symptoms, the most severe reactions existed among those who had viewed the report warning of the potential health risks associated with exposure to electromagnetic fields and WIFI signals.

The study underlines the importance of reporting with integrity and the significance of reporting meaningful facts.

Of course, readers and viewers alike must absorb health information with a critical mind and enjoy the reports for the thoughts they provoke. After all, if not, you might just worry

Body-checking in pewee hockey is no more Will a ban really protect our children?

James Mantelos Modern ice hockey has always been a physical sport, something that has forever been ingrained in its history. All the fighting and hitting has been an aspect that gets most fans excited. These actions of aggression often receive cheers that are as loud as the cheers heard after a goal being scored.

However, a growing number of serious injuries seem to take place on the ice at the professional and amateur level. This is why most Canadians are not surprised with the Hockey Canada announcement that body-checking at the pewee level will now be banned.

What this ban means is that players 12 years old and under will not be able to body-check in the upcoming 2013 to 2014 hockey season. However, when players reach the age of 13 and qualify for “bantam level,” they

will be allowed to body-check.

The argument against the ban is that children should learn how to be able to take a check properly to prepare them for advanced levels of hockey. Don Cherry has stated his disapproval of the ban during the May 24 Coaches Corner. He argued that there will still be hitting in the bantam level, and this will lead to more injuries since peewee hockey players have not developed the proper skills ahead of time in order to protect themselves.

A research study from Alberta

found that injuries were three times more likely to occur in peewee hockey without the body-checking bans in comparison to the peewee league in Quebec, which already has a ban in place. Research also found that in a pewee level environment, concussions were four times more likely to happen when the bans weren’t in place.

The truth is that when a player suits up and steps on the ice, there is always a level of risk involved, and many are saying

it is difficult to argue against the safety of young children.

In addition to the Quebec peewee league, Alberta and Nova Scotia have also recently implemented this ban on bodychecking. Alberta believes this rule change will reduce the amount of concussions by about 400 and prevent approximately 1,000 injuries on a yearly basis.

It seems Hockey Canada has followed suit and this change will soon take effect across the country.

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Internet mourns the loss of their hard G

Creator says “GIF” is pronounced “jif” ALEX HOWIE

“The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations,” Steve Wilhite, inventor of the GIF, said. “They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g’, pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.”

This declaration from the father of the GIF sent the Internet into a chaotic frenzy over their beloved file format. Wilhite’s intentions were to end the annoying debate once and for all; but instead his answer created an uproar of disagreement, only adding fuel the long time format pronunciation debate.

The side in disagreement with Wilhite does have some valid points. GIF is an acronym for Graphic Interchange Format, meaning the G stands for Graphics. This would logically make the abbreviation begin with a hard G as the word Graphics also starts with a hard G, not a soft G. The geek know-it-alls of the Internet are set on not losing their hard G, despite with the creator says.

Wilhite is the creator after all, so shouldn’t he be entitled to the pronunciation of his own creation? He did in fact invent the now widely used format back in 1987 while working at the nations first major online service, CompuServe. Shouldn’t we all just agree with the way he pronounces his own invention?

According to the lovely people of Twitter, apparently not. Thousands of shocked, confused and angry tweets were composed after Wilhite attempted to end the debate on May 21 when he won the Lifetime Achievement award at the Webby Awards. His acceptance speech consisted of a GIF reading point blank “IT’S PRONOUNCED ‘JIF’ NOT ‘GIF’,” along with some dramatic music, a small smirk and then a walk off the stage. Something so short and clever has lead to more hurt and anger than the infamous disaster of Yahoo taking over Tumblr.

The largest source of anger comes from the fact that Wilhite took 26 years to state the correct pronunciation. People actually feel like they’ve been lied to and that this whole

COURTESY PHOTO debate may have been avoided if he had made it clear it was “jif” from the beginning. Instead these same people are rebelling in the only way they know how: humour. If you’re ever looking for some quick amusement, try searching “gif or jif” on Tumblr, then laugh at all the clever and extremely passionate posts of anger. Twitter is also funneling their rage into fun with

tweets like the one from journalist Alistair Coleman reading, “[Creator] of the Gif says it’s pronounced “jif”. Why didn’t he say so earlier, the gerk?”

Society needs to calm down and accept that this tedious controversy will never be solved.

The inventor of the file format straightforwardly told us how to say it, and we still didn’t listen. In all honesty it doesn’t matter what

you call it, “jif” or “gif” we all know what you mean. If you’re the person correcting everyone who doesn’t pronounce GIF the way you do, please just stop for your own safety because someone is going to snap at you eventually. We all need to embrace the humour this debate has brought us and just get on with creating more revolutionary moving picture thingies.

OPINION Conservatives refused to cooperate during robocall investigation

A critical analysis of political fraud ALEX ROIBAS

During the 2011 Canadian election, a series of automated calls took place across Ontario that informed voters that venues had changed, and provided new locations for ballots to be registered.

However, the calls proved to be a sabotage mission created by the Conservative Party to help redirect voters they knew based on their CIMS (the Constituency Management System) database were not supporters of their political perspective.

Flash forward to May 2013, where Marc Mayrand has begun to uncover some of those responsible for the robocall scandal.

Mayrand is Canada’s Chief Electoral Officer and is responsible for investigating election fraud across the country. Since the robocalls happened, Mayrand has been petitioning for the rights of Elections Canada to gain access to the databases, and the documented uses of these databases by all of the major federal parties during the election period.

The Huffington Post stated that Mayrand is desperate to find some sort of transparency within politics as his job becomes more and more difficult with the intensifying defensive stance of Conservative Party members.

The House of Commons has sadly denied the exposure of critical information and endowed major political parties with the ability to essentially govern how their own party gathers voting support. With so much of the election process being privatized, people within these major political parties have a sense of invincibility as their actions can’t be fully investigated and they can’t be forced to explain themselves. This is obviously a system that is archaic and outdated, to say the least.

Conservative Parliamentary Secretary Tom Lukiwski made a statement in the Ottawa Citizen that until the investigation is over, the public perception of his party will be based on controversies, rather than political merit.

With this, Lukiwski does a great job at deflecting the blame off of the party and onto the specific individuals who used the CIMS database to commit these offenses.

Although the Conservatives had supplied all of the documents requested by Elections Canada, many of their representatives either refused to comment or cancelled interviews at the last minute. These are tactics that mock the justice system in Canada and completely undermine the seriousness of the allegations presented towards the Conservative party.

At the center of this issue is Guelph, the only city in which

someone was actually charged in relation to the controversy.

A Guelph Conservative representative is being charged with using a government database for the express purposes of interfering with the election process.

Although this is something that is fairly widespread, it is in our city that someone was brought to justice, even if the maximum penalty possible under the Criminal Code of Canada in these instances is a five-year jail sentence. But, Guelph is a city that is no stranger to the questionable political tactics of the Conservatives.

At a speaking event for Steven Harper at the University of Guelph in April of 2011, students were removed from the building and denied the chance to see the Prime Minister speak, despite registering themselves to attend.

This effectively kept any confrontation from occurring during Harper’s speech, but it also completely destroyed any sense of dialogue between citizens and their elected leader.

Students who were involved in things like the environmental club were seen as a potential threat because of their assumed political orientation based on their extracurricular activities.

Sadly this is the type of political culture that exists not just in Canada, but North America as a whole.

Issues such as the robocalls are no longer about political

ideology, be it Right or Left, Liberal or Conservative, but rather an issue of identity and political reputation. How can our nation expect to have a functioning and respected government if the tactics it uses to implement itself are steeped in controversy? It is now on the shoulders of Canadians to become effectively educated and make their political choices based on facts. This is crucial in keeping ourselves from being victimized by sleazy political maneuvering.

Correction: The original published version of this opinion piece contained innaccurate claims. In 2017, these claims were removed from this story in the digital PDFs of this issue.

The Ontarion regrets the errors.

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Crossing Borders: The Immigrant Experience A First-Generation Challenge Shwetha Chandrashekhar We are a nation of immigrants with a million stories; stories which marry us in a unity of struggles and triumphs as pioneers to a foreign land. We are the adherents of our ancestors who wanted more out of life; those who dreamed bigger about better.

They came in pursuit of freedom to rebuild and redefine life as they knew it in their homelands.

As daring warriors,they embodied courage, trifled with risk and were favoured fittingly so by fortune. Their sheer optimism was a uniquely human attribute which served them with the riches and promises of freedom. They are the brave species of first-generation immigrants.

Being one of these stories myself, I have witnessed the rigorous inner strength and the persevering hope and faith that the journey of immigration obdurately demands from a family.

I have been a firsthand spectator of the tiring nomadic style of the immigrant life, one which shifts its dreams and foundation constantly. I was one of those familiar stories of the immigrant kid struggling to fit into strange and new surroundings – twice.

Seventeen years ago, I nervously understood that my stable childhood in the suburbs of India surrounded by my close family and friends was about to become a distant memory.

Having accepted a job transfer to Mozambique, a country in Southeast Africa bordered by the Indian Ocean, my parents daringly opted for the road less traveled at behest of bigger dreams for my sister and I. As a close-knit family of four, we spent five years starting our lives from scratch: adapting to the colossal culture shock, learning a new language, buying a home, rebuilding a network of close friends, redefining our societal identities and learning to understand a new city and its idiosyncrasies which differed entirely from the city of Mumbai in which our past life was so entrenched. We rediscovered a

new home in a new continent and relearned the rewards of buoyant strides of risk.

Then it happened all over again. The enticing promises of the Canadian dream allured us once more when crime rates became overbearing, and promises of a stable future started to wane. Seeking to recreate a new personal utopia, this time, our move was happenstance and sudden.

Amidst the horrific tragedy of the September 11 attacks, we started a new chapter and beginning in a country which promised and assured us of the amalgamation of cultural diversity. Although, this time around, our journey was more arduous than before.

We began our journey in an immigrant hub- an assemblage of crowded apartments in central Mississauga which truly did embrace a vast diversity in cultures. Those were trying days indeed.

We had to readjust to the climate change as we experienced our first snowfall with no real understanding of the cold Canadian winter, and through it all managed to find

our first big break.

Severely missing the warmth and support of our close family and friends, we started to learn of the downfall of pursuing larger dreams. I witnessed the typical and dreaded reality of my parents having to re-work their way up the corporate ladder despite being highly established professionals beforehand.

Suddenly, it was as if the education and experiences our old homes had provided us were almost invisible in this new land.

Rebuilding a life again this time, all we had as a family was austerity for hard work and the audacity of hope. It has been 12 years since, and today we continue to live as the firstgeneration in a land in which we have no family ties or previous connections. Holidays hint at celebrations with just us four as we have grown to appreciate the true meaning of family.

As a quintessential immigrant success story, the journey so far has been nothing short of sacrifices, forgotten dreams, and copiously invested parental identities in the anticipated outcome of their children.

Although seemingly picturesque, there is a subtle emptiness about it – an emptiness those understand, who have had to leave behind everything stable to pursue something which offers more.

Today, as a silver lining, I recollect vivid dispositions of my past.

I grew up listening to patriotic expressions of the Indian national anthem and later went on to seeing the borders of Maputo, Mozambique.

Now I live in a land where I can feel and express both. This is the essence of the Canadian experience, as we immigrants have always shared a special kinship with the hope for a better tomorrow.

To school or not to school, that is the question Lightning John C. In Dickens’ Oliver Twist, Mr. Bumble says, “The Law is an ass.”

In my not-so-humble opinion, this description also applies to formal schooling from kindergarten to post-grad.

In almost every classroom in the world - including those at our overrated University of Guelph students are taught a helluva lot of crap that has no relevance in the real world.

For instance, in order to graduate, you must first pass lots of courses of little, if any, interest to you - and that are completely unrelated to your chosen profession; e.g., literature has practically no connection to architecture, nor do the Ancient Greeks relate to brain surgery. The same applies to junior-senior kindergartens, primary grades, and junior and senior high schools.

What do preschoolers and elementary school kids know about

professions? Almost nothing, but every child has a special aptitude for something, be it colouring, music, or what-have-you. And it’s this aptitude that gets lost in the classroom shuffle of 20-to-30 pupils where the teacher simply doesn’t have time to give individual attention to a lot of different skills. On top of which, he/she has no choice but to follow an idiotic curriculum that produces millions and millions of stupid kids. Not only are they unable to do math in their heads, they wouldn’t recognize an original idea if it bit them you-know-where.

Why is such ignorance tolerated? There are many reasons, one of which - I think - is a successful attempt by the powers-that-be to mass-produce placid, hardworking slaves who never speak out against their masters. And if you think this applies only in China and Russia, open your eyes to North American reality.

It starts before age two when parents impose training (do this, don’t do that) on their helpless offspring, who are gradually conditioned to be unnaturally quiet and obedient - just like adults.

Of course, there are many exceptions, but over the years there’s been a steady decline in the number of young people who rebel against - or even question - the establishment. Instead, we’re taught to seek well-paying jobs, which in large part are non-existent.

Mind you, it’s easy to describe

the problems with education, but more difficult to offer solutions.

However, here’s a list of ten new policies that will be introduced when I become federal Prime Minister and provincial Minister of Education: 1. About 50 per cent of the teaching staff in Ontario will be dismissed and replaced by teachers who care about their students.

2. Schooling will be non-compulsory.

3. Curriculums will be thoroughly revamped with one teacher assigned to a single subject (such as Music or Math) for all grades.

4. Children who show a special talent for a particular subject will be enrolled in that class, as well as other classes for which they have an interest.

5. New courses will be introduced to promote self-confidence and social interaction.

6. To avoid another Depression, a new system of sharing will be introduced to replace Capitalism.

7. Canada’s Criminal Code will be completely revised in order to delete most of the ridiculous rules and regulations (including the law against possession of marijuana).

8. The military budget will be cut by 90 per cent, and police forces reduced by half.

9. Jails and prisons will be emptied of convicts who, in turn, will be put to useful work, such as road repair.

Refusing to work will mean exile to the Northwest Territories.

10. And finally, at age 21 (18 for women), every man will be given $100,000 to do with as he pleases; the only requirement being that he start paying it back at age 40 (35 for women).

If you don’t pay back the $100,000, you will end up even farther North than all those prisoners.

The reasoning behind Number 10 is that, in those years when young people can really savour life, you’re stuck in school or in low-paying jobs. Then you have a kid or two, health issues, and a mortgage. Thus, by the time you can afford to travel, eat well and buy good stuff, you’re too damned stressed out or physically ill to enjoy them.

However, and let me be perfectly honest (as per some politicians), elect me Prime Minister and I guarantee nothing will ever be the same around here.

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Out of all the things that have come out of Rob Ford’s mouth, no one could have guessed that the next thing would have been smoke from a crack pipe.

About three weeks prior to the time of this publication, several journalists revealed that they had viewed a cellphone video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine. With his rocky past including a DUI, a marijuana possession charge, being drunkenly thrown out of a Leaf’s game, along with a novel of various other shenanigans, many were not too shocked upon hearing this news.

In addition to the mayor of the largest city in Canada allegedly smoking crack (really stop and think about this for a moment), an onslaught of other bizarre occurrences have sprung from this situation: Ford failed to comment on this crack-smoking video for a full week after allegations hit the news. When he finally gave a statement he said, “I do not use crack cocaine nor am I an addict of crack cocaine;” a sentence

set in the present tense, causing many to analyze its truthfulness.

Website Gawker began a “Crackstarter” campaign and raised over $200,000 in order to purchase the video, but the drugdealing video owners disappeared and failed to collect their ransom.

When the video owners got back into contact with the publication, they claimed the clip was “gone.”

A photo has been circling which pictures Ford and three other men, which purportedly ties him to those in the drug scene.

Anthony Smith was one of the men in the photo, and he was murdered in a shooting in March, while Muhammad Khattak, who was also pictured in the photo, was injured in that same shooting.

Mayor Ford told senior aides at a city hall meeting that he knew where the video was despite him denying its existence to the press.

He recited an exact location of the video to an apartment complex in Toronto. A shooting occurred on the same floor of this complex soon after.

Many conspiracy theories have

popped up such as: (1) Rob Ford bought the alleged video, (2) Anthony Smith’s murder is connected, and (3) It’s a Toronto Star conspiracy Newer revelations say there is a man named “Slurpy” who is Ford look-a-like, someone who has considered making a fraudulent crack video to discredit the whole thing.

It is almost a real-life representation of Poe’s Law; an observation that is difficult, if not impossible to distinguish between parody and reality, since both seem equally insane. But without the release of the real video, we are all left questioning the validity of the situation. The whole thing would almost be more believable if we were told it was just an elaborate joke, but alas we are stuck being skeptics until its release.

Out from the rubble of the peculiar have been many parodies referencing this Rob Ford scandal. Website dailycurrant.com published an article about Ford blaming this video on his twin brother Mike, and the comment section following this article

showed that many believed it and then shared it via social media as if it were a real news story.

Another article published by slate.com gave readers a quiz on “Who Said It: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford or Simpsons Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby?”, with many Ford and Quimby quotes being totally indistinguishable. Apparently the cartoon satirical-parody version of a mayor, Diamond Joe Quimby, is not so dissimilar to real-life mayor Rob Ford.

It is unfortunate that with the release of the information about this alleged video along with the bizarre news stories that have been written about it (whether based in truth or fiction), that many are finding these extreme parodies indistinguishable to the real thing.

Apparently we are living in a time where real-life news is so strange, we almost don’t need satire.

Where will “crackgate” take us in the near future? Well, it’s difficult to predict, though in the meantime we can brush up on some of our deciphering skills and figure out what may be fact and what may be fiction.

LETTER TO EDITOR

New blood donation rules improve, not enough The recent removal of the life- couples that are monogamous/ time ban on gay male blood practice safe sex. If neither of us donors isn’t good enough. have it, we can’t magically get it.

There is still a ban on dona- It doesn’t come out of thin air. tions by those who have had This ban is wrong. It makes us feel sex with another man during as if we are looked at as dirty. Why the previous five years. As a gay is it that those of us with the same male, this would mean I could partner for years are unable to not have sex with my fiancé, if donate, while heterosexual males, we want to donate. We are in a who can sleep with as many partmonogamous relationship. The ners as they like, are allowed to scare of AIDS is unjustified in donate? This has to change. Not

only for equal rights, but for the fact that blood is in such dire need.

I am no more at risk then anyone else in any committed relationship. Canadian Blood Services claims they test each batch. If this is true, then there should be no problem. It’s an archaic thought, from more than 30 years ago.

We are in the 21st century.

Let’s show the rest of the world we are ahead of the times, for

once. If there are to be limitations, it should be on someone’s sexual practices (number of sexual partners, safe sex etc) instead of one’s orientation. The fact someone is gay is not synonymous with having tainted blood. But this ban implies that.

If it’s lifted, people’s views will start to change along with it.

Andrew MacDowell

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COMMUNITY LISTINGS Friday June 7 Guelph Country Dances contra dance. Featuring Vermont caller Will mentor and Boston Mass. Band “Apple Crisp”. 8pm at St. James Anglican Church, S/W corner of Paisley Rd/Glasgow St. No partner or previous experience necessary.

No street shoes on the dance floor.

Free parking. Admission: $10.

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Sunday June 9 Guelph Historical Walking Tours --Tour IV (Upper): Altar and Hearth in Victorian Guelph. Meet 2pm at Guelph Public Library, 100 Norfolk St. Cost: $5. (Fee does NOT include admission to Guelph Museums). For more details visit: www.guelpharts.ca/guelphartscouncil.

Macdonald Stewart Art Centre volunteers proudly present Gardenscapes 2013. Self-guided tour of 9 private gardens. Master Gardener Advice Clinic at each garden. Noon-6pm; rain or shine. Admission $15. For more information contact: 519-837-0010 or visit www.msac.ca

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Monday June 10 Guelph Hiking Trail Club: Hike Speedvale Ave to The Boathouse 3.5 kms.

An easy beginner hike, all on the TransCanada Trail with excellent views of rapids along the river. Meet at Guelph covered bridge parking lot at 6:30pm.

Leader: Bill Mungall wmungall0809@rogers.com. Level 1. Easy Pace.

Friday June 14 GUELPH FOOD BANK GIGANTIC GARAGE SALES AND SILENT AUCTIONS weekends throughout the summer at 100 CRIMEA STREET 8AM TO 6PM. All are welcome. All proceeds support the Guelph Food Banks yearly heat and hydro costs.

Sunday June 16 Guelph Historical Walking Tours Tour V: Brooklyn and the College Hill.

This tour includes some of the city’s best examples of masonry and stone carving. Meet 2pm at McCrae House, 108 Water St. Cost: $5. (Fee does NOT include admission to Guelph Museums). For more details visit: www.guelpharts.ca/guelphartscouncil Tuesday June 18 Buddhist Meditation Class- Simple, practical methods to improve the quality of our life and develop inner peace. This week’s topic: Learning to help others skillfully. Drop in class 7-8:30pm at St. Matthias Anglican Church, 171 Kortright Rd. W. $10. www.kadampa.ca.

Friday June 21 Royal City Musical Productions Inc. Auditions for Fall 2013 production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Auditions: June 2123; callbacks June 26. Singers, dancers, and actors ages 7 and up. Details regarding audition requirements and audition appointments can be found online at www.rcmpi.ca.

Saturday June 22 First Light Theatre presents ‘Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead’ ~A Comedic Twist On Shakespeare’s Hamlet~ by Tom Stoppard. Directed

by Rob MacKinnon. June 22nd 1 pm & 8 pm, June 23rd 1pm. George Luscombe Theatre, UofG. Suggested donation: $10/student; $15/adult. firstlighttheatre@gmail.com OR www.firstlighttheatre.ca Ongoing: The annual Guelph Community Food Drive kicks off May 31st - June 10th, aiming to help smaller community food pantries stock their shelves before the summer. For information about drop off locations or volunteering, contact kkamphuis@lakesidehopehouse.ca or call 519-265-4299 x23.

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Guelph Civic Museum’s Exhibit –‘Coming Out: A Look at Queer, Political and Social History of Guelph’. A special case exhibit to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Guelph Pride and the work that has been done in the community. Exhibit runs until August 25. 52 Norfolk St. 519-8361221 ext. 2773 guelph.ca/museum.