save your soul Pathway #1
Pathway #2
This path will save your soul.
This path will lead to death.
Reality Disclaimer: Paths 1 and 2 lead to death, as do paths 3-
It Is Boring & Really Boring
STEP 3. Get boring swag. No cool trucker caps. No cool stickers. No cool anything.
STEP 2. Join your local track club.
STEP 1. Keep running the same damn road you’ve been running, or even worse don’t run at all.
A Step-by-step Guide To Reaching Nirvana
STEP 3. Does virtual salvation count? Absolutely. This has been a shitty year and we’ve all done what we’ve needed to do to stay safe and healthy, mentally and physically.
STEP 2. Upload your time
Choose add ons if you want a sticker, shirt, or embroidered jacket
Select if youre running your first 50k or plan on completing the Distance Challenge 50k, 50 mile, 100k, or 100 mile.
STEP 1.
Register (it’s free)
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