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SAINT PATRICK RETURNS

On 17 March in the Republic of Ireland, a dwarf smaller than a normal dwarf with an evil mind, left the forest and joined the town to spread chaos.

In the morning he invades Saint Patrick's cathedral and destroys the Saint’s Patrick mural, breaking it and leaving a lot of green pieces all over the floor, and abandons the place. At lunch time the dwarf cooks a GIANT Dublin coddle with poison to serve it in the street as an event and after some hours everyone will have a giant diarrhea and a big dehydration forcing everyone go to the hospital after the meal.

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After lunch time everyone starts celebrating and the Leprechaun goes and hides inside the march while everyone is drinking beer. He destroys every car of the march from inside out. On the night the march was supposed to start, the dwarf leaves all cars destroyed and broken and then leaves the hangar. While everyone is upset, he blows himself up and the explosion has the same effect as a nuclear bomb, destroying the entirety of Ireland.

Jack invited Lucy to their favourite garden for a picnic lunch, both had plenty of fun together, everything was fine, but on their return they found a rainbow. Lucy then convinced Jack to go after the end of the rainbow, it took about an hour for them to find it, and when they did, they also found a pot full of shiny gold coins.

Lucy, blinded by curiosity took some of them and immediately after that a leprechaun wearing green clothes appeared out of nowhere and in an act of anger, transformed Lucy into a leprechaun.

The leprechaun said, if Jack finds a four-leaf clover, he will transform her back into a human, however, they were still in a garden so how could he find one in the middle of it?

He started to get desperate but then he saw a shiny golden coin on the grass, and it was right near a four-leaf clover, so he took it and gave it to the elf, then he fulfilled their deal and transformed Lucy back into a human. They immediately ran away from that garden and when they were safe, they shared a lovely kiss.

Saint Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland, he was born on about 385years ago, in Wales and died in 461.

He was kidnapped as a teenager and enslaved in Ireland before escaping. He risked his life to return to Ireland to spread Catholicism, became an Irish bishop, and later became a saint. Until the age of 16, he always thought of himself as a bad Christian, not to mention a saint. By this time, his village was robbed by a group of robbers, and he was sold as a slave. During the difficult times of imprisonment, his relationship with the God began to grow gradually.

After 6 years, he escaped and following a priest, studied with him for 12 years and he began to believe in God and know what he needed to do, to convert more people to Christianity. He went back to Ireland and begins to work as a missionary. He was successful.

In the end, he was a missionary all around his country and built many monasteries, schools and churches.

SAINT PATRICK'S DAY CELEBRATION

On March 17th, the death of Saint Patrick, patron saint of Ireland, is celebrated. Saint Patrick was a 5th-century Roman-British Christian missionary and bishop in Ireland.

This date is celebrated around the world, with greater visibility in Ireland.

On this day, people usually wear clothes, make-up and accessories such as shamrocks, top hats, canes and fake beards in the colors of the Irish flag. In addition, public parades, traditional Irish music festivals, banquets and dances are also usually organized, the latter being uncommon. These parades began in the United States of America, and only began to be held in Ireland a century later.

During the week of March 17th the country's representatives, in particular the Irish Prime Minister, travel to other countries on official visits in order to promote St Patrick's Day and also promote Ireland.

On this day, Lent restrictions are also suspended, that is, restrictions on meat and alcohol consumption, perhaps this suspension makes alcohol a fundamental part of this celebration. Several monuments are illuminated in green on this day. Currently, more than 300 monuments around the world participate in this initiative.

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