Costa Link Magazine feb09

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Costa lInk magazine

COVERING COSTA DEL SOL - INCLUDING FUENGIROLA, LA CALA, CALAHONDA, ELVIRIA, MARBELLA, PUERTO BANUS, SAN PEDRO, ESTEPONA, LA DUQUESA AND SOTOGRANDE.

FEBRUARY 2009 NO.23

Jokes Puzzles Local Info Bar & Restaurant Guide Kids Page What’s On Guide Business Directory

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Love is in the air! Yes, Valentines Day is this month and with it comes the chance to show your loved ones just how much they are loved! Go on push the boat out, it’s only once a year and check out our bar and restaurant guide to choose that special venue to wine and dine your beloved. Remember, whatever a woman says, isn’t always what she means and “Valentines Day is a load of sentimental claptrap” is definately one of those cases. So now that you have been warned, that one won’t work as an excuse for any of our Costa Link reading women! (sorry lads) Also this month don’t forget Shrove Tuesday (Pancake day) and its also Carnival time here in Spain. Look out for local parades and programmes of events in your local area, after all we could all do with a bit of colour in our lives at the moment. Yes, the general mood of pretty much everywhere is that things are looking pretty bleak due to the credit crunch. Well something to help make things a little easier for all you business owners is the Costa Link Sale. Yes, we have reduced all advert prices by up to 25% for a limited period. Call us or check out our website www.costalinkmagazine.com for our new lower prices. Have a fantastic month and remember, keep smiling!

Inside This Month’s Issue

Bar & Restaurant Guide

What’s On Guide

Puzzles

Jokes Page

Kids Page

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A W o m a n’s W o r l d How men choose their wifes... A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of €5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his

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computer and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the €5,000. She gives him back his €5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her. Then he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that you know.



W h a t ’s T h e G o s s Take That are clearly one of Britain’s bestloved bands. That’s beyond any doubt. So, why does the Brit Awards Voting Academy insist on snubbing them? Astonishingly, after an amazing comeback two years ago the group have picked up just one nomination this year for the best group gong. Come on Brit Big Wigs, give the lads a nod whatever happened to credit where it’s due? A group that can entertain one generation for a number of years only to come back years later and still manage to titillate the mothers whilst gaining the adoration of the daughters have got to have something special surely? Andy Scott-Lee the estranged husband (and

ex Pop Idol finalist) of Celeb Big Brother Serial Weeper and former Liberty X Member, Michelle Heaton has declared that he married a ‘sl*g’. He has claimed his wife of 16 months, cheated on him up to ten times and told heat magazine that her actions “ripped his heart out”. Andy branded Michelle “a cheat and a compulsive liar” to the magazine and said she admitted snogging an old friend in a club about six months after they tied the knot. He told heat: “I lost respect for her. When you get married, it's for life. You give yourself to that person.” Well I guess his opinion may be a valid one however, I find it a little strange that he chooses to voice these opinions now that his ex is in the public eye again - is this the truth or just a desperate bid to get his name back in the headlines? Either way I feel that it would show more dignity to keep your private life private!!

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Love is...

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More views on love from the mouths of babes... When is it ok to kiss someone? “When they're rich.” Pam, age 7 “The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.” Curt, age 7 “The rule goes like this: ‘If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them.’ It's the right thing to do.” Howard, age 8 How would you make a marriage work? “If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it.” Lori, age 8 “Tell your wife that she looks pretty

even if she looks like the back of a truck.” Ricky, age 10 What do most people do on a date? “Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” Lynnette, age 8 “On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” Martin, age 10 How would the world be different if people didn't get married? “There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?” Kelvin, age 8

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A M a n’s W o r l d How to treat your wife on Valentines Day - Top tip by Richard from Mijas Costa I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day! Simple things like: Open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine! A thoughtful Valentine's Day gift Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. “Yes,” came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a

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WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN Adorable = Wetter than Pamela Anderson's swimming costume. She'll be forever showing you pictures of fluffy kittens on her mobile phone and, on your first date, will have given pet names to all your fingers before the main course arrives. Curvy = Fat. Forget any silly notions of Marilyn Monroe's softly sensuous body. This girl is more pint glass than hourglass. Voluptuous = Fat and shows too much flesh in clothes two sizes too small for her. Bubbly = Fat and annoying. Tries to make up for her ample size by being the life and soul of the party and fails in all respects. Cuddly = Morbidly obese. A date would

necessitate the removal of the roof and a whale sling. Cuddling is very unlikely, although squashing is a distinct possibility. BBW = Stands for ‘big, beautiful woman’. Well, two out of three's not bad. She's certainly big and female.But it's doubtful many beholders will consider her beautiful. Size 10 - In Uzbekistan. On the UK High Street it's a completely different story. Fiery = Psychotic. Cancel a date with this girl and you'll come home to find your car has been keyed and all the sleeves have been cut off your shirts. Artistic = Drama Queen. Welcome to a world of slamming doors, smashed crockery and huffy silences. continued overleaf.

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Great Personality = Ugly as sin. If a woman is selling her personality, then her face looks good in a paper bag. Athletic And Toned = Flat chested and shapeless. A sexless, lumpless and bumpless Tomboy. WHAT MEN MEAN Attractive = Plain. Everyone in online dating is ‘attractive’. In the real world it means ‘pleasant to look at’ - in internetspeak it means: two eyes, two ears and a mouth. Fairly Attractive = Gutchurningly hideous. When he's not even claiming to be attractive, it's time to worry. Andrew Lloyd Webber will look like a Calvin Klein model next to this guy. Meeting under the cover of darkness is advised. Rugby Player's Build = One who retired 10 years ago. Stop thinking: Jonny

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Wilkinson. Start thinking: Johnny Vegas. Discretion Expected = I'm married and don't want my wife to know. Modern Man = We'll be splitting the bill 50/50. I go on three of these internet dates a week. So unless you're a sure thing you pay for your own dinner. Not Just Looking For Sex = I am just looking for sex but hope you won't see through my cunning reverse psychology. Willing To Travel = Lives in a filthy flea-ridden hovel that he can't possibly let you see. Adventurous = Pervert. He can turn anything into a double entendre. On a date he'll order graphically named cocktails and talk dirty with you over the garlic bread.


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New to La Cala is Dibleys which can be found opposite the church. Dibleys has been completely renovated and incorporates ‘to go’ sandwich bar. Currently run by both ‘to go’ owners Jane and Steve and Claire and Gary formerly from Captains bar they are offering tapas, sandwiches, to eat in or take away, and Sunday roast (from just €7) all served along with a warm welcome. They also have live entertainment every Saturday night from 9.30. Open seven days a week from 10am until late but closed Sunday evenings. See their advert on page 34. The Tapas Now open in Jardín Botánico is The

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RICE AND NOODLES Special House Fried Rice, Boiled Rice or Noodles with Soya Bean Sprouts or Chips

DESSERTS By the tower in La Cala. Friendly atmosphere, helpful staff. Internet Wi-Fi Fed Ex. Office services. Open 9.00am - 7.00pm. Tel: 952 58 77 62

Coffee, Tea, Ice Cream, Cream Caramel or Fruit Main restaurant serving usual delicacies 6pm - 12pm

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The Tapas


Your Entertainment Guide Thursdays

Mondays

Quiz and Bingo - Shenanigans, Riviera del Sol. Under 12’s eat free Mon, Thur, Sat with paying adult - Menu of the day, 2 courses €11,95. The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol. Film Nights - 9.30pm, Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range.

Tuesdays Quiz Night - 9.30, Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range. Karaoke - Fools bar. El Zoco, Calahonda.

Wednesdays Quiz Night - Captains Bar, La Cala. Strictly Come Dancing - Dancing Lessons. 2pm Shenanigans, Riviera del Sol. Steak Night - 5.30 - 9.45, Bingo and Quiz 10pm. Bunkers, Miraflores Driving Range.

Steak Night - Eat as much as you can REDUCED to €19.95 with Gary Young Live. Vista del Mar. Quiz night - JJ’s Bar, Riviera del Sol. Quiz Night - Sussex Bar, La Cala. Karaoke - Fools Bar, El Zoco, Calahonda. Karaoke - Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda.

Fridays Karaoke - “Paul the Bear” Shenanigans, 9.30pm Riviera del Sol. Bingo - Captains bar, La Cala. Darts League - Sussex Bar, La Cortijera, La Cala. Live Music - Trafalgar Bar, El Zoco. Fish and Chip Night - The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol. Continued on page 39

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Incorporating ‘to go’ Sandwich Bar Sandwiches to eat in or take away 10am - 3 pm

Jane and Steve formerly from ‘to go’ and Claire and Gary formerly from Captains Bar

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Fish and Chips All Day Breakfast Homemade Steak pie Chicken and Mushroom pie Breakfast, Lunchtime and Evening Menu Curry Night Wednesday and Saturday Large Childrens and Vegetarian menu Summer Terrace Sports shown

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All live sports and premiere league football. Six TV’s and big screen. Full menu, Sunday roast and homemade tapas. Large sun terrace. Open 10amlate, seven days a week. Upstairs Los Jarales.

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Italian Restaurant

Italian restaurant. Taste the genuine Italian food in attractive decor. Open seven days a week, 1pm till late. C.C. El Zoco, first floor, Sitio de Calahonda. Tel: 952 932 042

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Trafalgar Cocktail Bar

Sit ‘n’ Go sports lounge broadcasting all the weekly action in comfortable, friendly surroundings. Open daily from 1pm until midnight. Wi-fi internet access. Frontline C.C.Calypso.

For before and after dinner drinks. Live music Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Open every evening until late. El Zoco First floor, Sito de Calahonda. Mijas Costa.

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Fools Bar


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Cont. from page 33

Fridays cont.

Your Entertainment Guide Saturdays

Riviera del Sol & Miraflores Fuengirola Port

Lucky Balls Competition - Number drawn eats for free! Vista del Mar, beachside, Riviera de Sol

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Cabaret - Michelle Allan 9.30pm Shenanigans, Riviera del Sol. Cabaret Night - Live music plus 3 course meal only €25. Vista del Mar. Traditional Pie, Mash and Liquer during the day, Karaoke in the evening. - Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda. Live music - Trafalgar bar, El Zoco, Calahonda. Mixed Grill Night - 5.30 - 9.45 Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range.

Sundays Sunday Lunch - 1 till 6 with Gary Young on vocals, 2 till 5. Vista del Mar. Front line Fuengirola port. Open all day. 6 days a week. Pool table, Darts and Sky Sports.

BBQ - 6pm - 9.30 Bingo and Quiz 10.00pm, Bunkers, Miraflores Driving Range.

Light snacks, baguettes and sandwiches, fresh Lavazza coffee, selection of beers and wines.

NEW WINTER PRICE LIST. Offex pick up point Mobile phone top ups. Internet cafe. Open from 10am - 10pm 7 days a week. Tel: 952 930 844 www.connectinternetcafe.com Top of Riviera del Sol, Las Terrazas de Miraflores. (round the corner from Miraflores supermarket.)

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Things That Make You Go Mmmm slightly, so the steaks don't burn, and cook until they are ready (cooking guide below).

Steak with Pepper Sauce Ingredients

2 rump or sirloin steaks 2 tsp whole black peppercorns 2 tbsp olive oil 1 clove of garlic, crushed 100 ml red wine

3.About a minute before the steaks are cooked, turn the heat back up and add the wine. Bring to the boil and allow to reduce, until thickened.

Method

1.Coarsely grind or crush the peppercorns. Mix the pepper with the olive oil and the crushed clove of garlic. Pour the mixture onto a dinner plate and press both sides of each steak into the pepper mixture. Leave to marinate for 1 hour (if you have time). 2.Heat a large, heavy frying pan on high. Once the pan is really hot, carefully place the steaks in. Cook for about a minute on each side to seal them. Then lower the heat

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4.Serve the steaks with the sauce poured over. Serve with chips or potatoes and vegetables or salad. Steak cooking guide for a 2.5cm thick steak (increase or decrease cooking time, depending on how thick the steaks are). Total cooking time (including sealing time) Rare - 6 minutes (3 mins each side) Medium - 10 minutes (5 mins each side) Well Done - 14 minutes (7 mins each side)

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CHARLEY’S BAR & RESTAURANT

Traditional Chinese Food. Takeaway menu. Special lunch menu only €6.95. Open 12.00-16.00 and 18.30-24.00 everyday. Riviera Commercial. Tel: 952 931 737

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JJ’s Bar

Bunkers Bar Bistro

RIVIERA DEL SOL Breakfast, brunches and evening dinner. Open 7 days a week from 10am. Internet connection. Terrace available for private functions. Miraflores Driving Range. Tel: 952 939 381

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Golf Tips And Tricks Where Does the Power Come From? by Mark Sibley of Miraflores Golf Academy Can you skim a stone across water? Most all of us learnt to do this in our younger years and long before we picked up our first driver and decided to hit as far as it would go, the objective not to hit the 250 marker but just to get the ball over the back fence of the local driving range. Skimming a stone requires control, if you release the stone at the wrong angle it will disappear with a splash below the water showing no sign of bouncing on the surface. You must remember that once you got that control and technique right it was then time to see how many bounces you could get before the stone would sink and more power was needed. However, it soon became obvious that throwing it as hard as you could with your arm would not give the power required and would loose the control you needed to keep the angles correct. So with practice you learned to transfer your weight to the back foot, coiling your body as you did so and then starting from the hip you would release the coil to establish power, holding your hand with the stone just until the right point where it could be released with maximum power and total control. The golf swing requires that same level of control, using your spine as an axel you transfer your weight to the back foot coiling your body and lifting your club into position with your arms. As your body reaches the coiled and loaded point you release starting from the hip returning the club head back to its set position, to impact the ball with maximum power and total control, the momentum of club head speed you generate taking your body to its complete follow through position.

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The joys of Marriage Part One A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and cardplaying when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?” His new bride said, “No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.” (She's good!)

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A look at what's in store for you this month... You are ready to tackle the problem of work/life balance. No matter what the solution you come up with (More work, less play? More free time, a slight salary cut?), it Capricorn will be a good one. It could take a little while to get used to but once you do, you'll be overjoyed.

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Your old tendency to be impulsive and unpredictable will show up again this month and others may find your attitude and activities a little hard to understand. Try not to do anything too drastic, but as for being unpredictable - go for it. A change is as good as a rest! You'll be thrilled by the massive amounts of romance headed your way on the 6th but try to focus on some of the more practical, ‘howwell-is-this-working’ aspects of the relationship and be careful on the 14th: Somebody might be thinking selfishly, and it's not you. You'll be thrilled by the massive amounts of romance headed your way this month but you also need to focus on the more practical, ‘how-well-is-this-working’ aspects of the relationship. However, do be careful, somebody might be thinking selfishly, and it's not you. You don't want to rush ahead of yourself when it comes to making any big decisions or little ones, for that matter at the beginning of the month. Be patient! By the 10th, you'll be in tiptop shape for executing orders and ordering the execution of all kinds of office activities. Your friends are your best resources this month. Whether it's a job decision, romantic conundrum or childrearing advice, you'd do best to lean on some old, reliable shoulders. Your buddies know you well and they'll know just what to suggest to make you feel better.

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Your stamina and energy will be at a peak this month but the problem will be finding the proper direction to drain this increased energy. If you can apply it to your work or Sagittarius learning in some way, you’ll find yourself on a lucky streak and things will go your way.


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You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from Leroy Merlin. You wish you had a shed. You have a shed. You actually find yourself saying “They don't make ‘em like that anymore” and “I remember when there were only three TV channels” and “Of course”. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, you tut at school children whose diction is poor. When sitting outside a pub you become envious of their hanging baskets. You make an effort to be in and out of the curry house by 11. You find yourself saying “Is it cold in here or is it just me?”

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Douglas the humble Crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly and passionately in love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Douglas in tears. “We can't see each other any more...” she sobbed. “Why?” gasped Douglas. “Daddy says that crabs are too common,” she wailed. “He claims you are a mere crab, and that crabs are the lowest class of crustacean and that no daughter of his will ever marry someone who can only walk sideways!” Douglas was shattered, and scuttled sidewards away into the darkness to drink himself into a state of oblivion. That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable. Suddenly the doors burst open, and Douglas the crab strode in. The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne. Slowly, painstakingly, Douglas the crab made his way across the floor and all could see that he was walking, not sideways...but forwards...Yes forwards, one claw after another! Step by step he made his approach towards the throne,

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