17 April 2023 Issue 4 Year 85

From the editor

It’s giving ‘we don’t want to be held accountable’

Revolutionary greetings

Any student who attended this student forum will likely be left wondering one thing: what do these guys even do? The president, Njabulo Sibeko, who had run on a campaign of brilliant ideas of reform, revolution and expanding access to education, now ran a student forum shorter than a midroll ad on a Youtube video. Were you even sincere? Did you consider the ethics of your policy direction? You advocated for late registrations to push your organisational campaign #Sizofundangenkani (we will learn by force) - tell me then, how does a student who registers a week before the semester test pass that test? If Sizo funda ngenkani, then kumele sifunde ngemphela (if we are going to learn by force, we must learn for real). All you’re doing is worsening the cycle of historic debt for the same students you’ll be sleeping outside buildings for. But maybe that’s what you actually do. This is why your quarterly report was vague, but not so vague that we couldn’t tell that the office of the president did nothing. This is the cycle you stay relevant on, this is how you eat.

But enough about Mr President. After all, an ineffectual president is nothing without his army of blazer-chasing underlings (mostly). Student forum, which is arguably one of the biggest SRC-run events of the year, was marketed less than the two-bedroom sharing flat in Brooklyn, R4000 per month (roommate applications are still being accepted, by the way). Was this student forum even marketed well? I bet Christo would say so, but ask the people who didn’t attend. They’ll say, “Student forum? Is that my dad? Never met him in my life.” Don’t get us started on the deputy president; he’s been

in student governance for at least two years. Genuinely asking, WHAT HAS THIS MAN DONE!? For real, what has he done? And he’s deputy president!? (We were just as shocked last year when the results came out.) MAN WAS LATE TO GIVE HIS BAD MANIFESTO, AND HE IS DEPUTY PRESIDENT!

Okay, let’s talk about the constitutional tribunal. Chief justice, only gonna ask once… Did you end early because you wanted to go study for your criminal law semester test? Did you forget to announce an alternative date because you need every day to work on that dissertation for ESS400? It’s cool, homie. All we know for sure is this: you probably should brush up on civil procedure (that was a law joke, for the laymans out there).

At least we learned one thing from student forum: the EFFSCUP still consists of more than five members (as their national shutdown of UP campus would have led us to believe otherwise). Also, who’s that old guy? He’s always grumpy; they call him the bishop… If anyone lost their geriatric dad, he’s with the EFFSC. They’re like a cult on campus.

See how there was nothing useful here? See how long this is? See how toxic this all is? That’s what talking to people in student governance is like.

Thank you.

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DIFFERENT FORUM

Student Forum: A Dictionary

Kirsten Minnaar

CSG

The Constitution for Student Governance (CSG) is the set of rules that governs how bodies of student governance operate.

Constitutional Tribunal

Banathi Nkehli

On 5 April, the SRC held the annual student forum in the AE du Toit Auditorium. Before the quarterly reports could be read, members in attendance wearing EFFSC regalia raised several points of order. This saw the Chief Justice of the Constitutional Tribunal, Lesedi Ngubeni, collapse the forum on the basis that it had been disrupted by the EFFSC.

The Forum

The forum began with introductions from the Chief Justice. Following this, SRC President Njabulo Sibeko began delivering his speech, until members wearing EFFSC regalia raised a point of order. Though the point of order was not raised in terms of any rule within the Rules for Student Forum, it was nevertheless raised and heard. The member in question raised concerns regarding the lawfulness of the gathering on procedural grounds, since the SRC reports were released as task team reports, as opposed to individual portfolio reports. The member explained that there is no way to determine the contribution of individual members of the SRC. In the member’s view, the Constitution for Student Governance (CSG) requires them to be released as individual portfolio reports, or it would render the gathering unlawful in terms of the CSG and the Rules for Student Forum. However, the Chief Justice had a different opinion. He stated, “The gathering wasn’t unlawful, so the point was invalid. If you refer to the Rules of Student Forum in terms of the releasing of reports, it doesn’t necessarily have to be from the members of the SRC individually; it can be interpreted as being released by a task team. So that’s why I decided, ‘Let’s continue with proceedings.’ ” Both positions, subject to interpretation, have merit on a reading of the CSG

On this point, the Chief Justice said, “It can be litigated on. Any ruling or point, someone can file an application with an independent impartial judge.”

After these points of order were raised, the Chief Justice collapsed the student forum, providing the following reasons: “Ultimately, it was my numerous warnings to the member who was defiant. Secondly, I am extremely against bringing in security, so use of force was something I was not gonna do. Finally, I didn’t want a tennis match between me and a member of the audience. If I made a ruling, I made a ruling.”

The Aftermath

Following the collapse of the forum, members in attendance were left wondering one thing: was this a setup? Tarik Lalla, member of the South African Students Congress (SASCO), stated: “As a coalition of structures, our questions were not answered. From what my comrades have said, in my opinion, I believe that this was a setup.” Lalla added, “We know that the majority of the members in the SRC who were more eager

to work with SAUJS on the issue of raising funds are members of the EFFSC.” Lalla concluded, “Today was a disgrace because we came here to hold the SRC accountable, and the SRC saw fit to speak to their comrades outside the space to try and collapse it. It was too coordinated for my liking.”

Chairperson of the Palestinian Solidarity Committee (PSC) Meara Pillay shared her insights on the matter: “I think it was evident from how quickly the president left the auditorium, [and how] he let his comrades [sing and chant and gyrate] the entire time, it was a setup. They came here to collapse the forum. I think they need to call the EFF to order; they can’t collapse every forum and get away with it.”

Cameron Rodrigues, chairperson of the Socialist Youth Movement, stated, “I feel like it’s a setup, I won’t lie. I feel that way because the EFFSC-led SRC couldn’t control their comrades.” They continued, “I feel like the EFF purposely disrupted this so that the SRC cannot be held accountable by us asking our questions.”

A word from the SRC

Deputy Secretary of the SRC Christo Pretorius, who is in charge of the administrative functions of student forum, stated: “I was very personally disappointed because student forum rules indicate that I have to be consulted first [before dissolving student forum]. And the Chief Justice did not consult me on the matter and collapsed it in his capacity as presiding officer.” In terms of Rule 33(2) in the Rules for Student Forum, the Chief Justice “may” dissolve the forum after consultation with the deputy secretary, but this does not mean that the Chief justice is obligated to do so. On whether the collapse was orchestrated, Pretorius stated, “It is entirely possible that such things could happen. However, I do not think it was orchestrated, but I do not wish to speculate on the matter.”

Student forum collapsed, and the Chief Justice did not announce a rescheduled date.

The Constitutional Tribunal (Student Court) is the judicial arm of student governance. They function as an independent, impartial and objective student court. The Tribunal has a final say on how people read the CSG. This means that the Tribunal resolves students’ disputes, inter-society disputes and SRC constitutional matters.

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The Student Representative Council (SRC) is the highest student governance structure at the University of Pretoria.

Student Forum

Student forum is a platform that allows the SRC and the student body to engage in various matters that are related to the student body at large, allowing students to hold the SRC accountable. The participants include the SRC, heads of faculty houses, societies, and house committee members of residence and day houses. Section 43 of the CSG governs the operation of student forums.

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This legal document regulates the rules and procedures for student forum. In sum, it outlines what to do and how to do it at student forum.

Point of Order

FIRST QUARTER STUDENT FORUM COLLAPSES Correction

A member may raise a point of order at any time during student forum proceedings. Points of order are governed by Rule 11 of the Rules for Student Forum. However, these terms are often used in the same manner that members of the national assembly (parliament) use them.

In the article “A night outside the palace - SRC leads a demonstration against the nsfas accommodation cap” published in issue 2 (10 March) of PDBY, we cited statements from Shaina Moses and incorrectly attributed them to Moses Modisane. All statements from “Moses” referred to Shaina Moses and not Moses Modisane.

In the same article it was indicated that Francois du Plessis, with the SRC Residences portfolio, confirmed that the UP residences didn’t partake in the demonstration due to political involvement in these protests. Although this was confirmed by external sources, Du Plessis did not personally confirm this to the newspaper. The correction was made on all digital versions of the article.

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UNRAVELLING MOOT

THE BLACK-AND-BLUE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Banathi Nkehli

On 2 March, PDBY was approached by an internal source within the UP Moot Society, ‘Shanks’, who blew the whistle on a series of concerns within the society with regard to favouritism and abusive coaching practices. These issues surfaced in the simulated court competition, WILLEM C. VIS INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL ARBITRATION MOOT 2022/2023 (Vis), with Simon Augustyn, the coach, at the centre of many of the concerns. Shanks also cited the 2022 KOVSIE MOOT COURT COMPETITION, in which Coach Ruth Versfeld was implicated. Following a series of engagements with the society, PDBY found that there were indeed instances of abuse toward mooters in competitions; however, any finding on favouritism is inconclusive.

What is the Moot Society?

The UP Moot Society hosts and participates in a series of simulated court and arbitration proceedings. UP Moot is ranked first in South Africa, first in Africa and nineteenth in the world. The Chairperson of the UP Moot Society, Heinrich Nienaber, states, “We consider ourselves a world class African moot society, because we perform globally pretty well because we embrace the spirit of Ubuntu and inclusivity.” Such success does not come without sacrifice, external competitions coordinator Liam Bolton explained about Vis: “It’s standard to work until the early hours of the morning…you get so stressed. It’s just the pressure of public speaking.” Bolton’s comments apply to most external competitions the moot society participates in.

The black-and-blue elephant in the room – abusive practices within the society.

The KOVSIES Competition

According to Shanks, the KOVSIES Competition had two teams from the university participating. On the eve of the finals, the two teams were pitted against one another during a benching session. Of the two teams, only one had made it through to the finals. This benching session created a toxic space, as the team that had been eliminated was the “judge” and the team that had made it to the finals would be the ones making representations (arguments before a simulated court proceeding). Shanks remarked, “The [benching] team was upset about not having gone through to the finals. The first speaker wasn’t even given an opportunity to get through his arguments before being grilled with questions for 30 minutes, when this should have taken no longer than 15 minutes. The [benching] team even went as far as to say that they wouldn’t accept any of their arguments as they weren’t any good.” On this point, Bolton stated, “Thirty minutes is not normal… I believe it is normal to interrupt someone’s pleadings, but to go on for 30 minutes is quite harsh.”

Shanks continued, “The second speaker then said she refused to be grilled in the same manner… These two speakers were made to feel like their arguments were rubbish. Throughout this entire thing, Ruth did not intervene once.” Bolton clarified, “At the time, I think the facts were different, but I do agree that this was quite unnatural.” On these facts, Versfeld, as coach of the team being ‘grilled’, stated, “Both teams worked hard and produced high quality memorials; both teams spoke well. In competitions with more than one team, it is standard practice to have benching sessions with each other to maximise skills.”

PDBY made attempts to reach out to the two speakers on the receiving end of the ‘grilling’. However, Nienaber soon posted a message to the UP Moot WhatsApp group: “If anyone from PDBY approaches you, please don’t take a phone call and rather consult with me first.” Following this, PDBY has been unable to get them to speak on this version of events.

The Vis Competition

The team during this competition is said to have

Stakes rise at annual STUKU debating tournament

Lara Oosthuizen

From 31 March to 2 April, the Student Culture Committee (STUKU), in collaboration with the University of Pretoria’s Debating Union (UPDU), held its annual debating tournament on Hatfield Campus.

The partnership and objectives

experienced severe instances of abuse from their coach, Augustyn. Anastasia, a member of the team who can confirm these behaviours, offered PDBY their insights. Anastasia said, “Vis was very demanding, and it was a very traumatic experience. It was as if moot must be your life, and if it was not your life, it would be difficult for you.” Bolton confirmed that the Vis competition was indeed a hostile affair, stating, “There were many incidents in the Vis team, but I won’t deny that it [abuse] did happen for sure.”

Anastasia conceded that Augustyn did warn them about the stressful nature of the competition and offered information on mental health resources. However, she commented, “It is not helpful if he’s the trigger.” Augustyn was also known for using abusive language toward participants, on which Bolton said, “I only found out about three months after these incidents that these things were happening…we have taken great measures since then to rectify that by establishing wellness workshops. This can’t mend the wounds that have been created between current members [of that team].”

On these claims, Augustyn remarked, “I really can’t recall anything that would be crossing the line in terms of the harsh rhetoric… In terms of the experience being traumatic… I have been through the competition myself last year, and we didn’t change anything in terms of the coaching practices.” He continued, “I haven’t verbally abused a team member by, like, swearing at them.” According to Shanks, following the team placing second in Kenya, Augustyn did not congratulate the team on their accomplishment. Augustyn remarked, “We are not coaches who heap praise.” When asked whether Augustyn should coach moot teams going forward, Bolton responded, “It’s not uniquely my decision to make, but my position as it stands is to ban him from coaching, at least not to coach Vis again, considering the events that happened.”

Potential reform

In response to the above, Nienaber stated, “I am diametrically opposed to the idea of favouritism and have encouraged objective and professional selection processes in the society, where the best candidates are chosen for any position.” He continued, “[In] an effort to build our new well-being portfolio, we have taken steps and practiced decisive leadership in regard to the following new rules: ...if a member of a team, albeit a coach, speaker, or a researcher, is found to have taken part in any behaviour contrary to our code of conduct, the Moot Society would take the appropriate disciplinary measures, or ensure that the offending party faces the appropriate consequences.” In conclusion, he explained that the Moot Society has “constructed a new approach to external teams involving [the following]: a new code of conduct, a series of well-being initiatives and an external coach training programme, known as the Thuwaybah Moses Coaching Development Programme”.

Alex Mailola, equity and transformation officer of UPDU, stated that STUKU partnered with UPDU “to help facilitate and run a successful debating tournament”. UPDU held training sessions for the speakers as well as the adjudicators prior to the debating tournament, which was mandatory for all participants from the faculty houses and UP residences. According to Mailola, UPDU assisted STUKU in selecting motions relating to transformation, which was one of the main objectives of the tournament, [and] which either directly or indirectly affect[s] students at the University of Pretoria”. The motions ranged from the allowance of political paraphernalia at student protests to the supporting of South Africa’s decision to remain diplomatic with Russia despite the Russia-Ukraine conflict.

Logistics: When it started and how it worked

The first debate of the tournament took place on 31 March and commenced after the welcoming committee greeted everyone and gave an equity presentation. The song “If the world was ending” by JP Saxe was played to introduce the first motion, “Assuming the world was ending in two days, this house would not inform the public”. The first debate of the tournament was friendly in nature, as the scoring for the knockout rounds only started on 1 April. STUKU announced the results of the qualifying structures that night in an Instagram post, as loadshedding prohibited the sharing of this information on campus. The knockout rounds started on 2 April at 08:00, where the qualifying structures competed for the title of best debaters.

The results

After a heated debate between Law House and House Humanities arguing the motion of South Africa remaining diplomatic with Russia despite the Russia-Ukraine conflict and international pressure, House Humanities won the debate and thus placed first overall in the tournament. Law House came in second, with Mopane taking third place. Mopane also placed first for best residence, with House Ukuthula coming in second.

When asked about their expectations for the tournament, Okuhle Mpepo, third speaker of House Humanities, stated, “I was kind of worried for my team because we didn’t necessarily know what we were going into or what to expect. [During] back and forth with some of the other teams, they said it’s more for fun than anything else, and I think that’s true. We enjoyed ourselves.” Whereas Thulaganyo Madumo, second speaker of Law House, stated, “Just given [...] the standard last year, I didn’t expect the tournament to be as serious. It was surprisingly very competitive, so shout out to STUKU for getting everyone involved. We had very good judging; it was really fun.”

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New society at UP takes it shot with Asteroid Research project

Micaela Liebenberg

On 31 March, the Astronomy Department of Blue Crane Space, with Department Coordinator Keketso Qhomane, had their first training session for The International Astronomical Search Collaboration Asteroid Research Project. The research project collaborates with PACSel and takes part in the International Asteroid Search Campaign. PDBY investigates further.

What is PACSel?

PACsel, the Pan – African Citizen Science eLab, is an organisation based in Abuja, Nigeria, that spans over more than 35 African countries. The founder and coordinator, Miracle Chibuzor Marcel, conducts the Asteroid Search Program that forms part of the Asteroid Search Initiative. “Marcel is the one who reached out to me via Linkedin,” said Qhomane, “this is a collaboration of astronomy and astrophysics teams across the African continent coming together under the umbrella of PACsel.”

More about the research

The research is a continent-wide coordination and is conducted by IASC, the International Astronomical Search Collaboration. It is a NASA partnered initiative under the Planetary Defence programme and students partaking in this initiative will be using the Astrometrica to conduct their research. Astrometrica is a software tool that is used to measure minor bodies in the solar system such as asteroids. It reveals a large amount of useful information and is suitable for both beginner and advanced observers

Keketso Qhomane, a student at UP studying Bsc Geoinformatics, will be administering as team coordinator between Blue Crane Space and IASC while the research takes place from 13 to 17 April. He will be representing Blue Crane Space, a society in UP founded to cater students interested in engineering, physics, pure mathematics, chemistry, and astrophysics.

Why is Planetary Defence research important?

“Research of near-earth objects happens to be an area of interest in NASA to prevent any instances of asteroids colliding with the earth” said Qhomane when asked why IASC is pursuing an interest in this particular research, “instead of confining it to academics of professionals working at NASA, the Planetary Defence Program decided to partner with IASC to cast its net wide and involve many people interested in astronomy and astrophysics.”

Is UP a good place to start?

Qhomane believes that the University of

UP Alumni and former SRC President gets appointed as Head of Operations

Pretoria is an excellent place for this enterprise since it is a very research-focused university.

“However, we could improve on the fact that at the moment astronomy and astrophysics are only elective modules,” he adds. He believes that if UP is to benefit those who are serious about pursuing astrophysical research, modules involving it could be developed into a fullfledged second major.

Reviving the interest in Astronomy

With international collaborations and research projects, Qhomane hopes that interest in South African astronomy will be revived. He mentions the largest radio telescope in the world, The Square Kilometre Array in the Northern Cape, and how imperative it will be to have enough researchers monitoring it once construction is completed. “South Africa is being drained from researchers by rival space agencies on other continents, such as the European Space Agency.”

Qhomane further commented that South Africa has a very lucrative opportunity to be an astronomy leader on the continent, if not the world . “The arid climate in the Northern Cape supports the advent of radio astronomy telescopes as well as observational astronomy.” He mentions.

Qhomane expresses pride at Blue Crane Space’s research project. “For a society that is only a few months old, to clench an international research project is a momentous achievement.” He concludes that the future of astronomy in South Africa is bright, as long as it can be developed at a grassroots level .

Thabo Moenyane

Former SRC President and UP Alumni

David Kabwa was appointed as the Head of Operations for Southern Africa at the Centre for Commonwealth Affairs on 17 March. PDBY approached Kabwa to interview him about his appointment.

Kabwa is the first African to be assigned the post for Head of Operations. “I have previously served as prime minister of the Commonwealth Youth Parliament. And due to the contributions I made in that capacity, I was considered by the Centre for Commonwealth Affairs and subsequently offered the role of Head of Operations,” explained Kabwa when asked how he got appointed. The Centre for Commonwealth Affairs operates as a think tank that espouses pan-Commonwealth collaboration and information exchange. Kabwa stated, “My role will be to oversee the contribution of Southern African knowledge production and further contribute to ensuring the effective engagement of stakeholders in the Commonwealth from Southern Africa, in an attempt to create a synergistic wealth of knowledge in all areas of policy.” Kabwa further explained that his role will also involve contributing to the centre’s mission, which is to educate the public sector, private sector and politicians on the opportunities that the Commonwealth has to offer.

Kabwa started flying at UP in 2017. He completed his undergraduate degree in BPolSci in 2019. He went on to pursue his honours in International Relations in 2020, and he completed his master’s degree in Diplomatic Studies in 2022. “The achievements that stand out are establishing #SpeakOutUP alongside Stephanie Cookson during our time in House Humanities and being elected for a second term as an SRC president,” said Kabwa. He further explained that he considered being elected for a second term as a privilege, though it was simultaneously the most fulfilling and challenging period he has experienced. Kabwa explained, “During that time, I slept roughly two hours a night. I would leave campus after midnight and come back again at 05:00. I gave my best effort to tackle all matters brought to my attention.”

Kabwa is currently studying towards a PhD in International Relations. He shared the following advice for students: “I hold a firm belief that we possess the capacity and the capability to loosen the shackles of mediocrity that have bound so many to complacency. Giving your best is a decision that you have to make every day. Remember that discipline will take you over the finish line when motivation is lacking. So long as you give the best that you have to give on that given day, it is good enough. You are good enough and your contribution is good enough. Go forth and go conquer.”

‘It’s a time for mass spirituality and peace’: Muslim Students Association hosts mass Iftaar

Banathi Nkehli

On 6 April, the Muslim Students Association (MSA) hosted a mass Iftaar on Hatfield Campus in the evening. The mass Iftaar was open to all students to participate in the breaking of the fast during Ramadan. PDBY engaged with MSA’s head of social events, Naseeha Jooma, on the event.

During Ramadan, Muslims from across the world fast from sunrise to sunset and engage in religious tasks, with the goal of deepening their spirituality and becoming closer with God.

“Iftaar” refers to the breaking of the fast during Ramadan. The event began at 17:30 when students performed Maghrib Salaah, a prayer, after which students broke their fast and ate traditional Muslim cuisine such as Akni – a traditional rice dish – and other savoury meals.

Why is

a mass Iftaar so special?

In answering this question, Jooma stated, “One of the main points of Ramadan is building unity and love among not only Muslims, but mankind as a whole, which is why MSA Tuks carrie[s] on the tradition of hosting the mass Iftaar.” Elaborating further on the inclusive nature of the event, Jooma stated, “Students of other faiths were able to see how the Muslim students perform this prayer and the whole concept of it. It was a very wholesome and peaceful moment for all of us.” This was a sentiment echoed by the rest of MSA’s social committee. Jooma further remarked, “The event was a huge success, and we hope for this tradition of the MSA Tuks mass Iftaar to always continue.”

A message to UP students

As the event came to a close, Jooma left UP students with the following message: “We welcome all to participate in our events so that we can create a better understanding about our religion and provide both Muslim and non-Muslim students a safe space.”

Have you ever had a Blowjob?

Vuyiswa Fumba

There you are, standing in the line of a bar that everyone swore was the hottest spot in town. The line to the bar is a five-person length, the DJ is playing a premix of eight of the trendiest songs they could imagine and they definitely sourced the sped-up versions from Tiktok, drinks cost at least R60 each but that’s not the worst part. You reach the front of the line and the bartender asks “what can I get you?” and with the straightest face possible and all of the resolve you can muster, you respond, “Can I get a blowjob?” Alcoholic drinks can bear the strangest names and it can be flustering to place an order for a “sowetan nipple on the rocks” or “sh*t in the forest”. Where do these offbeat names come from and more importantly, how can you make one?

Blowjob

The blowjob shot is a layered cocktail made from equal parts irish cream liqueur and coffee liqueur with a topping of whipped cream that accounts for its provocative name. This drink is usually served in a shot glass and earns its name through its manner of consumption: in one gulp and by tilting the head back to dump the concoction into your mouth.

Sex on the Beach

This sweet tropical cocktail is referenced a million times a minute! On TV shows, during family lunches, on social media, etc. Its name was coined by a Floridian bartender who wanted to promote peach schnapps and realised that an attentiongrabbing name would be an effective way to do so. To make this drink, you will need vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice.

Screaming Orgasm

This drink is not only popular for its striking name but also, its rich and creamy taste. It is made with a mix of equal parts of irish cream cream liqueur, coffee liqueur, fresh cream, milk, vodka and amaretto. It can be served as mixed or on the rocks.

Sh*t in the Woods

This bold-tasting name is attached to a bold-tasting shooter. It is made with 3/4 parts of peppermint liqueur and 1/4 part chocolate liqueur. The name is inspired by the contrast between the green of the fresh peppermint and the brown of the rich chocolate.

Fair warning: Peppermint has been used to treat constipation and “sh*t in the woods” might be a direct caveat.

Sowetan Toilet

Unique in this selection: the sowetan toilet cocktail is a local creation. This drink is made from a base of banana liqueur and drops of amarula built into a shot glass. This is topped with whipped cream and looks like a foamy toilet. Here’s hoping it tastes better than it looks!

Attachment Styles and Dating: The Psychology of Attachment Styles

The relationship between a parent and child determines how they behave as adults in long-term relationships.

This is called the Attachment Theory, theorised by John Bowlby. There are four attachment styles; secure, avoidant, anxious, and fearful-avoidant/disorganized.

According to Kendra Cherry in her research article: What is Attachment Theory? The Importance of Early Emotional Bonds, the Attachment theory is the psychological explanation for the emotional bonds and relationships between people, focusing on relationships between parents and children and romantic partners from adolescence to adulthood. Bowlby suggests that these bonds affect how we interact in our adult lives. For example, maternal deprivation suggests that, “Continual attachment disruption between the infant and primary caregiver could result in long-term cognitive, social, and emotional difficulties for that infant.” An attachment theory can therefore be used as a tool for individuals to manipulate and control their relationships

Different attachment styles:

Secure Attachment Style: This refers to a person’s ability to form healthy, loving, and secure relationships in their adult lives. They can trust others, are vulnerable and intimate without fear, and they can depend on other people without becoming completely dependent. Only 56% of adults have this attachment style. This stems from caregivers being responsive to their child and their needs, resulting in this secure attachment.

Anxious Attachment Styles: This is an insecure attachment style ruled by the fear of abandonment. People with this attachment style are usually perceived as “clingy” and “needy” and they need constant validation. Around 19% of adults have this attachment style. This is a result of caregivers being inconsistent and unpredictable. Either being overly involved, or completely withdrawn.

Avoidant Attachment Style: This is another insecure attachment style where people fear intimacy. They have trouble trusting or getting close to people because they fear their needs will not be met. They are often emotionally unavailable and may even prefer to avoid relationships. Hyper Independence

is often seen in those with this attachment style. 25% of adults have an avoidant attachment style.Caregivers are described as disconnected from their children and are unresponsive, dismissive, and distant. This results in children feeling as though their needs will not be met.

Fearful-Avoidant/Disorganized Attachment Style: This is a mixture of anxious and avoidant attachment styles. People both avoid and crave affection. It is also labeled as a disorganized attachment because of how inconsistent the two spheres of this attachment style appear in relationships. People may also experience hypersexuality, difficulty regulating emotions, and an increased risk of violent relationships. Caregivers are traumatizing and frightening and may be neglectful and abusive. The child may have an obscure vision of what a healthy relationship looks like and little sense of boundaries.

How to manage your attachment style: There are many articles on how to fix or alter your attachment style if it is an insecure one. However, the best solution is to see a therapist to give you the correct tools to manage and find the underlying causes of your attachment style.

OPEC 2: Lithium Cartel

Are you sick and tired of the ever-increasing price of your phone, laptop and other electronics?

Well if that’s the case then I’ve got terrible news for you, as Bolivia’s president, Luis Arce, is pushing hard to form a lithium cartel with neighbours Argentina, Brazil and Chile. This will mean larger bargaining power for the Latin American countries when it comes to the cost of lithium, which could result in massive price hikes on all your electronics. Looks like those Airpods you’ve been saving for might just jump out of your price range.

According to Reuters, the push for the lithium version of OPEC was first brought to the forefront by Mexican president Andres Manuel Lopez, who now seems to be rallying the other countries to his cause. With South America having nearly 70% of the world’s lithium deposit they could easily monopolise it. That combined with the ever-advancing technological society we live in, means only one thing; everything will have some form of electronics in it and thus the demand for lithium will be through the roof. The first steps, according to Oilprice, for this realising has already begun with Arce planning on industrialising Bolivia’s lithium before 2025. He has inked a deal with a consortium that included CAT and CMOC to start development of two lithium plants.

So, unless environmental activist or the economic superpowers can find a way to stop this from happening, not only will some of the most beautiful environments in the world be torn apart, but the world going forward will be a far more expensive one.

Ayesha Osman

Visual: Joshua Hunter

Franco Marais

Visual: Sharon Dumba

HelloUP student, this is a safe place to shoot your shot at all those cute people you see around campus. Tell those people how you feel about them, hit on your crush or compliment a person on that outfit they were wearing the other day. Anything positive really. Try to be as detailed and creative as possible with your description so it makes it easy for the person to identify themself. Here’s to hoping for your success, and maybe even a possible meet up :)

To the 3rd year architecture student that looks like you could be Greek, I think you have a gorgeous smile, some sparkly eyes and an even sparklier personality. You wanna go throw some plates sometime?

To the sexiest human being alive who studies engineering and stays at Tuks Village, you have a gorgeous smile. Whenever I see your gorgeous smile I get butterflies. Bumping into you always makes my day. I’ve had my eyes on you since 2021.

To the tall, dark-haired DJ from Ekhaya studying computer science. I have a massive crush on you. May I stare into your gorgeous blue eyes during a lunch date sometime?

To the guy with the long hair in my SLK 210 class who always sits behind me in the one and only lecture I get to see you. I hate what you do to me. The butterflies you give me. The way you make my heart skip a beat when you simply walk into class. I've had to self-study most of the content we've covered in the lectures because I just can't function properly when you're around! It's like I've reverted to being a little girl with a school crush. I wish I had the courage to speak to you. But I'm pathetically shy and the most I've uttered to you is "Hi" when you were still in the Thursday lectures. Maybe someday I'll grow a pair, take it a step further and ask "How are you?". But while I work on that, I'll use this platform to let you know that I think you're very handsome. And as a friend of mine likes to put it, I'm "gaga" over you. PS... If you have a girlfriend, I sincerely apologise and you can ignore this.

Want to shoot your shot? Scan the QR code.

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I’m mad at Tiktok, Tiktok

The Tiktokification of mainstream music

Vuyiswa Fumba

Tiktok is known as the app where anyone can go from being just another Tiktok user to being an overnight musical sensation. This has caused a shift in the music industry and for artists on social media whereby they can amass a huge fanbase in a shorter time period. Due to this surefire way to gain success with music on social media, the music industry has shifted from a space of creativity and authentic expression to just another internet virality ploy. The For You page has transformed from an algorithmic reel of videos tailored for personal taste and ranging between various topics, to unending videos with perky singer-songwriters claiming, “I wrote this song, pre-save through the link in my bio.”

Tiktok presents a unique opportunity for artists to market themselves as any song can become the soundtrack to a viral dance and any viral song can skyrocket an artist’s listenership and change their life. Gayle , 18-year-old indie singersongwriter gained Tiktok fame when she responded to a comment asking her to make a break-up song using

the alphabet. Her song “abcdefu” blew up on the platform and awarded her hundreds of thousands of streams and consequently, an exponentially larger fanbase. However, Tiktok users were disappointed when they discovered that the comment that sparked Gayle’s rise to fame was not left by a random user on the app but by her record label agent. So began the online discussion about the tiktokification of mainstream music and the impact of virality and quick fame on true artistry within the music industry. What happens when instead of producing high-quality and authentic music, artists start making music exclusively for Tiktok charts and an algorithmic peak?

It feels insincere to many Tiktok users.

The situation including Gayle and her record label is one of many examples of marketing schemes gone awry. Halsey posted a video claiming her record label would not allow for the release of her latest album if she was unable to reach a certain amount of Tiktok views, despite her being in the industry for years before Tiktok launched. One of the most liked comments on that video was,

“This has to be my least favourite lie for marketing”, this indicates that Tiktok users viewed her claim with a certain level of scrutiny, even asking themselves in the comments whether her video was a form of reverse psychology.

It makes it harder for new artists to break through.

With a higher level of scrutiny surrounding hearing and supporting new artists, actual new talent is left at a disadvantage. Where they might otherwise have been able to get their music to reach a larger online audience, the gap between indie artists and record label represented artists is greater.

The music sounds…different.

Following the influence of Tiktok, many people believe that mainstream music is worse off. Artists who used to make alternative music have moulded their sound to fit into whatever is trendiest, resulting in the same sound being repackaged. Creativity is affected as artists choose to fit into the prototype crafted for Tiktok that is; a catchy beat, less than three minutes, and a punchline bridge that can be

The Tiktok Tarot Trap

Ayesha Osman and Vuyiswa Fumba

The divination practice of tarot reading originated in Europe as a process of garnering supernatural guidance or knowledge from a deck of cards. However, it has now changed to a Tiktok extravaganza, guaranteed to attract millions of viewers who are desperate and seeking divine inspiration. Tiktok tarot readers are famous for their attention-grabbing opening lines: “This is meant for you”, “They want to contact you”, and most famously, “Your ex is coming back”. While these titles may be just what you want to hear, they are a product of the Tiktok algorithm and seldomly accurate. These tarot readings are usually done by amateur readers preying on vulnerable people, and all they do is entertain false hope that hinders you from moving on.

The hashtags #witchtok, #tarottiktok and #tarotreading have a combined view count of 70 billion. Tarot readers on Tiktok exploit their viewers using the Tiktok algorithm via such hashtags and keywords. When viewers see these Tiktoks and like video after video, this manipulates the algorithm to show similar or identical clips on the For You page. Tarot readers also rope viewers into live readings where they are charged extreme rates to ask questions in real time. According to Ruchira Sharma in an Input article, many of these online readers are either inexperienced or deliberately exploiting viewers. Users of social media who find these kinds of videos are faced with the problem of tarot readers who are uncertified, and the consequences of trusting this type of

content.

The practice of tarot started in the 14th century with the invention of tarot cards for the purpose of card games in medieval Italian cities like Venice and Milan. Its association with fortune-telling only started in the late 18th century. Since then, tarot has grown more popular and is not reserved for European patrons. Though many people associate tarot reading with the occult, tarot card reader and reiki healer Rachel Howe encourages people to think of it as an in-depth conversation that is merely facilitated by the cards and their implied meanings. It is up to each person to decide how to use the information that they have gleaned from the cards.

While tarot reading has no process of certification, Tiktok readers are especially inexperienced and are available to younger audiences who are more likely to take their claims at face value. These viewers are more inclined to believe the assertions that

their exes will come back at the end of the week or that they will come into a huge sum of money by the end of the month.

Sharma also writes that one viewer “was addicted to Tiktok tarot and relied on it for every problem” and that she would spend hours watching these videos and feeding into the misconception that her ex would return to her in six months. The viewer said that if she had simply asked him how he felt, it would have saved her time and allowed her to heal

Online Tiktok tarot readings are rarely accurate and are detrimental to the viewer’s mental health. Be that as it may, these readers have helped many people discover and learn more about the practice of tarot. According to a Daily Titan article by Stepheny Gehrig and Vanessa Siguenza, a better way to feed your curiosity is to either find an experienced local tarot reader or learn about tarot yourself. There are books on the topic available in bookstores, and many tarot decks contain instructions and detailed meanings of each card.

used for memes. Songs like “Love not War” by Jason Derulo and “Made You Look” by Meghan Trainor are examples of this model.

On the bright side, Tiktok has led to the discovery of new, talented artists who might not have reached the same level of success without it. Without the algorithm, artists like Stephen Sanchez and Lizzy McAlpine might not have amassed millions of monthly listeners on Spotify through the viral success of their songs; “Until I Found You” and

“Ceilings” respectively. As with any social media phenomenon, there are so many positives and an equal number of negatives for artists and listeners alike. For artists, the possibilities of viral fame, easier discovery, and a huge potential listenership come with the risk of more barriers and diminished creativity. For listeners, everything might sound the same and what’s the point then? (Unless you like the way it all sounds!)

vroom

With the new quarter starting, it is important to remember certain safety tips when travelling –especially when commuting.

Safety

Always lock your car door as soon as you enter the vehicle, and always close your window when you are parking, even if you are on campus. Alternatively, if you will remain in the parked car for a while, use the aircon, or open your window if in a safe area. Refrain from leaving valuables in the car or keep them hidden from view.

Car Guards

There are plenty of car guards around Hatfield, so be sure to remember the guard’s face and/or name for liability reasons. If you feel unsafe, walk in a group or with a security guard.

Parking

Try to park in the same area consistently. This saves time searching for your vehicle after a long day. Also park in areas that are well-lit, and ensure that there are security cameras around the area. Be considerate of your fellow drivers and park within the lines – treat others the way you want to be treated.

Life is a highway

When driving, be sure to stick to your

regular routes with well-lit roads and, if possible, steer clear of areas that are affected by power outages and loadshedding. No one likes traffic, so avoid the opening and closing times of schools and peak traffic times.

For the vibes

Do not put things in your car that will distract you from driving, such as that Princess Peach toy on the dashboard that falls off constantly. Make sure your car is identifiable; this way, it is less likely to be stolen because police will easily be able to recognise it.

A night out on the town

When going out, it is always important to be safe and diligent. When walking to the car after a night at the Strip, stick to sidewalks that have good lighting and are populated with party-goers. Never drive when under the influence, rather take an Uber or assign someone as the designated driver. Stay vigilant and keep your doors locked with all valuables out of sight.

“Ultimately, your safety is the top priority while on the Rainbow Road.”

Katharine O’Ehley

I’m in my mom’s car

vroom: A commuter’s guide

Visual: Cletus Mulaudi

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A NIGHT TO REMEMBER

INKLINGS HOSTS ITS FIRST OPEN MIC NIGHT OF THE YEAR

Banathi

Nkehli

On 4 April, the Inklings society hosted an open mic night in the humanities building. The evening was jam-packed with all kinds of performances, from poetic to musical in nature, and everything in between.

The evening kicked off with published author Zac Labuschagne reading a short story from his book Tales of the Unreal. The prose featured an exotic setting, Lovecraftian vibes and a bit about a tribe of inbred people, all while boasting a convincing Australian accent where appropriate.

A common area of performance that evening involved talented writers reciting their original poetry. One standout performance came from Realeboga Melato, or “Rea Mel”, who shared her poem A date with my mind, which featured powerful verse like “he sold me dreams and I bought them with a kiss… he kissed me on the cheek, just like Judas did”. Other stellar performers included Travis Stephan Guerico, who presented a poem from a play he co-wrote titled Devour me, and Sharon Rose Chisango, who delivered three original poems.

An honourable mention at the open mic night must be extended to Carina Wessels for what she erroneously referred to as an “attempt at comedy” but would better be classified as a well-executed piece of stand-up comedy. Wessels’ performance featured a variety of fantastic jokes that either asked you to imagine your parents having sex or to “see Jesus for the Chad he really is”, as “he is the alpha and omega”.

The Inklings’ open mic night is a place where students with an insatiable hunger for live performances in a variety of formats can have their fill. By featuring a wide array of performance types as well as performers, this can only be seen as an open mic night to remember.

Ani-movie recommendations

Memories: Magnetic Rose (1995)

Magnetic Rose is a wonderfully chilling sci-fi short film directed by Kôji Morimoto (best known for his work in Akira). The film follows what happens when a deep space corporate freighter is called upon to investigate a distress signal from a supposedly derelict space station. Exploring concepts surrounding rogue AI and memory engrams, the film is tense, atmospheric and thought provoking. The classic 90s sci-fi feel is topped off with a grandiose classical score.

Paprika (2006)

Paprika is a psychedelic ride through the world of dreams by director Satoshi Kon. A machine that allows therapists to enter their patients’ subconscious falls into the wrong hands, causing the dream world to merge with reality. The film can be difficult to follow at times, but the sheer spectacle of it all captivates you throughout. The film features some stunning visuals, surreal imagery and a complex storyline that will leave you scratching your head.

Redline (2007)

Redline is a loud and highly stylised action film directed by Takeshi Koike. The film follows the most popular racing event in the galaxy, the Redline, and the various racers who compete in it. This movie follows the “rule of cool” to a T, but what it lacks in plot, it makes up for in visual flair and spectacle. With high stakes and an animation budget to match, Redline is truly a wild ride, so strap in and enjoy.

Garden of words (2013)

Garden of words is a comfy slow burn about a student and a teacher who start an unlikely friendship one rainy day in the local botanical garden. Directed by Makoto Shinkai, the film showcases a great attention to detail, both in creating ambient environments and in portraying subtle character emotions. With drama, romance, beautiful settings and a phenomenal score, this is the perfect film for a rainy day.

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1. Nameless Days

Next up

2. Thunder - Lungelo Moyo

3. Youth Season - Kloudink

4. Open Up - The World of Birds

5. Right Here in July - Al Bairre

6. I’m See Through - Jackal & the Wind

7. Sorry Mom - Zebra

8. Burning Building - Lucy Kruger & the Lost Boys

9. I Hate Your Shirt - Saturn Return

10. Crows Foot - West Coast Wolves

Thrifting Save-the-Dates

Rebecca van Besouw

Thrifting is no longer a niche activity done in the name of sustainable fashion. Today, it is an industry of its own. Pretoria hosts various pop-up markets dedicated to thrifting clothes, books, antiques, decorations, and more. With events taking place throughout April and May, these are the dates to remember for those searching for rare books or the perfect vintage outfit.

Picnic and Thrift

Picnic and Thrift is a popular outdoor market that hosts events in Hatfield and Johannesburg. The next market will take place at Waverly Sports Club in Johannesburg on 30 April.

Many of Picnic and Thrift’s events have had different themes, and though the theme for the next market has not been officially confirmed, hints on their Instagram page point to fantasy or fairy tale.

Vintage & Decor Show

Anyone looking for trinkets, books or jewelry should visit the Vintage & Decor Show at the CBC Old Boys Club in Groenkloof on 1 May. The pop-up market will host food stalls, clothes vendors and plenty of vintage curios.

The Vintage Square Thrift Fair

Marketed as Pretoria’s original vintage clothing thrift event, the fair is hosted on the first Saturday of every month at Brooklyn Mall. The date for the next market is 6 May. Known for its unique selection of vintage clothes and affordable pricing, this market is not to be missed.

Brynn

Joshua Hunter

Visual:Katharine O’Ehley

Photo: Katharine O’Ehley

Across

1. Famous Da Vinci painting

3. Messenger of the Greek gods

4.Encouraging phrase for someone performing onstage

7. Name of a snake and a coding language

9. Element with the symbol Ti

12. Coffins used for Egyptian pharaohs

13. Synonym for fate

14. Idiom: Jump on the _______

15. Company that provides traffic regulators during loadshedding

Down

2. Synonym for draw

3. National public holiday on 21 March

5. Unscramble the words for the name of an iconic rock singer: BUCK RATION

6. Backup machine necessary in these dark times

7. Created a theorem about a right-angled triangle

8. Animal on a 5c coin

10. Grinning feline in Alice in Wonderland

11. Country with a unicorn as its national animal

Spot the difference...

Would you rather...

1) be in Thuto with the AC blasting or in HB with no AC?

2) be stuck in an elevator in Humanities for an indefinite time or take the full 17 flights of stairs in Humanities?

3) go to law library or engineering library

Karla van Dyk

Weekly Horoscope

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

You don’t actually believe in horoscopes but you can’t help but admit there is a bit of truth to them every time someone mentions how stubborn you are.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

You don’t always have to be honest about everything. Sometimes it is good to lie. And, maybe try showing some empathy once in a while.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Crying in public is not cringy, it’s iconic and everyone wishes they could be as real as you.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You are literally perfect. Never change. Also…maybe you should go to therapy.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Stop chasing perfectionism because you’re going to burn out. Other than that, enjoy your feral era.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Your green flag is, you can make friends with anyone. Your red flag is, you can make friends with anyone.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

It’s time to binge watch Friends/The Office again and start more arguments about why the one you like is better than the other. Try to spend less money on expensive coffee this week.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

It’s not an RBF, it’s a scowl. This week you might learn to control your facial expressions. No worries if not, your main character energy makes it all okay.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You do not need so much academic validation, you are more than your academic record. It's 70%, you can calm down.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Your friends probably tell you that it’s hard to tell when you’re being

serious. Also treat yourself to a donut.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Let loose you serious goose, Releasing the reins a little will not lead to the end of the world.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You are extremely fun and easy to love. However, always being knee deep in drama is not a personality trait. This week, maybe try and ask “am I the problem?”

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Sport

Varsity Cup: A Season of One Try

With the Varsity Shield lying in wait for UP, it is time to review the season. It was a winless shocker that deserves no sugar-coating, but perhaps some perspective can be given to answer a few tough questions. Were UP as bad as it seems and is this the first time that a Varsity Cup team had fallen this hard from glory?

Except for this year, the poorest showing from UP was in the 2010 Varsity Cup. They placed sixth with 14 points. Which is double the amount they saw themselves with at the end of this year. This year however, they find themselves rock bottom of the log with seven points. Is this an honest painting of the season? Tuks found themselves denied three victories against NWU, CUT and Shimlas; as well as a draw against UJ, with only a single try and conversion needed. This would have meant that 14 more points could have been secured if one single break through run or driving maul had worked in these games. These points would have placed UP sixth and just behind maties with points difference. That is shockingly close. UP could have had an unlucky season compared to a horrible one.

This is not the first time a major team in the Varsity Cup had a shocker of a season. Ikeys Tigers during the 2016 Varsity Cup ended the season with three points, even though they won the competition in 2014. However, they avoided relegation due to the way the Varsity Cup operated at the time. Back in 2016, the

team ending at the bottom of the table had to play a relegation game against the winner of the Varsity Shield. Ikeys won it and secured another year in the Varsity Cup. With all of this, it can be seen that UP were much closer to a better season than what the log would suggest. They are also not the first champions to find themselves at the bottom of the table without a win. So, with UP letting their headcoach go, hopefully they will only spend one season in the Shield before bouncing back to claim their place in the Varsity Cup once again.

PDBY Featured Athletes: Donne and Thomas-Laszlo Breytenbach

Donne (D) and Thomas-Laszlo (T) Breytenbach are twin sibling judokas at the University of Pretoria. The pair are working hard towards qualification for the 2024 Paris Olympics. PDBY sat down with them to discuss their journey as judo athletes, from discovering the sport to developing into professionals and the road towards the Games.

You have said in other interviews that you found judo as a result of ditching nap time because you were both energetic children. Do you think your younger selves knew that those actions would culminate into where you are now?

T: At the time it was just sort of like a short-term escape. I think they [our younger selves] would be really happy to see that we took it on to like this whole career path and followed it almost to the very end. And to the pinnacle of sporting events.

D: I think they would be proud to see where we are at now. The discipline and the commitment that we’ve shown. I think they’d be happy.

Nowadays, we have young athletes who know for a fact that they want to make a career of their sport. So, they set out these major goals like qualifying for a World Cup. When did you realise you wanted to do judo professionally as opposed to just recreationally?

T: We moved to Tuks Club in 2012, just before that [years] Olympic games and I think training with athletes that were going to the Olympics then or just seeing them train was fuel on the fire, it pushed us further.

D: The first SASCOC international tournament. [In the year] 2015 that’s when it shifted for me. I was like ‘this is definitely what I want to be doing’.

T: Yeah, that’s when it shifted. But when it became serious was 2016, when we got accepted into TuksSport High School, and then it went on to training three times a day, averaging 5-6 hours, training Monday through Saturday. It became sort of a professional mindset.

Res Rugby Round 3

When two unbeaten rugby teams in a competition meet, you can be sure that it will deliver a great game of rugby. Sonop faced Morula Legae in a clash that would determine the new log leaders of the res rugby league.

Morula opened the scoring with a successful penalty kick. However, from that kick onwards Sonop started to dominate by continuously driving back Morula’s defence. Both teams made use of tactical grubber kicks behind the defensive line to find space and apply pressure on the opposition. Going into halftime, the score was 3-0 in favour of Morula. During the second half Sonop once again had almost all of the possession and territory but had no points to show for it. The battle intensified with Sonop kicking deep into Morula’s corners to keep them restricted in their 22-metre territory. With five minutes left to go, Sonop finally managed to crack Morula’s phenomenal defence and dot the ball over the line for five points. The match ended 5-3 in favour of Sonop. Hats off to Sonop’s attacking commitment and Morula’s sheer brilliance preventing multiple tries with their accurate defence.

In the second match, we saw House Mopane take on House Tau. Mopane opened the scoring with a try and took a steady lead with 10-3 into halftime with Tau receiving a yellow card for foul play. After the break, Mopane scored three more tries compared to Tau’s one. To make matters worse for Tau, they received a second yellow card in the second half, resulting in more pressure on their defensive strategy. The final score was 29-10 to Mopane with an impressive five try haul for the victors.

This was another fantastic round of rugby. Round four will resume on Wednesday 19 April after the recess.

This idea of the road to the Olympics. Can you explain to me what that road looks like for the two of you?

Competitions:

T: [To] qualify at the Olympic Games you have to compete at tournaments, and you gain points for winning matches. You have to be in the top 18 in your weight in the world and as the competitions go on those point [points] go higher. That 18th spot keeps rising in points. The road to qualify to the games is do as many competitions and try [to] perform at them. It depends [on] how well you perform, how difficult your road will be.

Training:

T: You have your phases of training, but you always put 110% in your training. The training varies depending on how close you are to [a] competition. Our coach, Nikola, always says [that] if you’re not going to give 110% in your training session just rather go home. Rest. You’ll do more good resting then what you’re gonna do training and just sort of being lazy.

When your average person thinks training it is just cardio or weights or diet etc. What sort of preparation goes into this journey that an outsider does not immediately recognise?

T: Training while you’re hungry. Doing anything while you’re hungry and don’t have the nutrients to do it is very difficult. My sister, she was very recently training in a training camp in Czech Republic and that weekend she had to fight at the Latvian European Open. So, she was doing everything everyone else was doing but she was cutting weight.

D: So I was eating absolutely nothing. I was on my diet plan: nutrients cut to little, liquids cut to minimum. Everyone there is fine and healthy and not hungry and they’ve got the strength. And you’re there like ‘Okay, well we’ve gotta do it.’.

T: With that is also injury management. Training while you’re injured. There’s a lot of people that [have] very hectic injuries but they [have] a really important competition in the next two, three weeks. So [if they] can’t go for that [operation] they need for their knee, they just [have] to

do the injury management. A lot of physio, a lot of strapping, a lot of rehab, icing and sort of just working through it.

Of course, now you’re focused on qualifying for the Olympics. But past that, what is something you would like to do as a judo athlete?

T: Then it’s time to give back for me. I want to develop judo especially in our less provided areas. Like, if you take PE, it’s extremely good talent that comes out of PE. It’s [because of] funding and recognition, you can’t keep the kids in the sport because there’s no incentive for them. I’d like to use what I’ve learnt in my personal career to give back and hopefully start a new generation a lot stronger.

D: We want to prove to them [young kids] that it can happen. We want to be these kids’ role models.

Photo: Katharine O’Ehley

Christiaan Steenkamp

Franco Marais

Micaela Wathen

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