the plumber’s
FAUCET
vol. 46 no.3 • Friday, Nov. 4th, 2011
The “Ho”-lloween Issue
Plumber’s Masthead Editor-in-Chief Neil DenToom Writers David Bailey Neil DenToom Daniel Dicaire Jessica Padski Ben Share Becca Weber Illustrations Padina Suky David Hanna Photographer Ali Najm Najmabadi
Letter from the Editor 㪟㪼㫃㫃㫆㩷㪣㪸㪻㫀㪼㫊㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪞㪼㫅㫋㫃㪼㫄㪼㫅㪃 㪝㫀㫉㫊㫋㩷㫆㪽㩷㪸㫃㫃㪃㩷㪠㵭㫄㩷㫇㫃㪼㪸㫊㪼㪻㩷㫋㫆㩷㫊㪼㪼㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㫊㫌㫉㫍㫀㫍㪼㪻㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪟㪸㫃㫃㫆㫎㪼㪼㫅㩷 㫎㪼㪼㫂㪼㫅㪻㩷㪄㩷㪺㫆㫅㪾㫉㪸㫋㫌㫃㪸㫋㫀㫆㫅㫊㩷㫆㫅㩷㪸㩷㫁㫆㪹㩷㫎㪼㫃㫃㩷㪻㫆㫅㪼㩸㩷㪫㪸㫂㫀㫅㪾㩷㫆㫅㪼㩷㪻㪸㫐㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫊㫋㫉㪼㫋㪺㪿㫀㫅㪾㩷㫀㫋㩷㫀㫅㫋㫆㩷䋡㩷㫍㪼㩷㫀㫊㩷㫉㪼㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷㫈㫌㫀㫋㪼㩷㫊㫆㫄㪼㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㩷㪄㩷㪌㪆㪏㩷㫆㪽㩷㪸㩷㪟㪸㫅㫌㫂㫂㪸㪿㩷 㫆㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫄㫀㫉㪸㪺㫃㪼㩷㫊㪺㪸㫃㪼㩷㫋㫆㩷㫇㫌㫋㩷㫀㫋㩷㫈㫌㪸㫅㫋㫀㫋㪸㫋㫀㫍㪼㫃㫐㪅㩷㪦㫅㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㫅㫆㫋㪼㪃㩷㪠㩷㫊㫋㫉㫆㫅㪾㫃㫐㩷 㪼㫅㪺㫆㫌㫉㪸㪾㪼㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪽㫆㫌㫅㪻㫀㫅㪾㩷㫆㪽㩷㫄㫌㫃㫋㫀㫇㫃㪼㩷㫅㪼㫎㩷㫌㫅㫀㫋㫊㪒㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㪺㫆㫌㫃㪻㩷㪹㪼㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫅㪼㫏㫋㩷 㪥㪼㫎㫋㫆㫅㪃㩷㪼㫍㪼㫅㩷㫀㪽㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㫌㫅㫀㫋㩷㫀㫊㩷㪸㫃㫆㫅㪾㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫃㫀㫅㪼㫊㩷㫆㪽㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫄㫀㫅㫀㫄㫌㫄㩷㫅㫌㫄㪹㪼㫉㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪹㪼㪼㫉㫊㩷 㪺㫆㫅㫊㫌㫄㪼㪻㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫄㪸㫂㪼㩷 㫄㫀㫊㫋㪸㫂㪼㫊㩷 㫎㫆㫉㫋㪿㫐㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫄㫆㫍㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫆㫉㩷 㪼㫍㪼㫅㩷 㪻㪼㫃㪼㫋㫀㫅㪾㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㪝㪸㪺㪼㪹㫆㫆㫂㩷㫇㫉㫆䋡㩷㫃㪼㪅 㪙㫌㫋㩷㫎㪿㫆㩷㫄㪸㫂㪼㫊㩷㫄㫀㫊㫋㪸㫂㪼㫊㩷㪸㫅㫐㫎㪸㫐㪖㩷㪮㪼㵭㫉㪼㩷㫇㪼㫉㪽㪼㪺㫋㩷㫀㫅㩷㪼㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷㫎㪸㫐㪅㩷 㪮㪼㩷 㫊㫋㫌㪻㫐㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷 㪼㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷 㪼㫏㪸㫄㩷 㫎㪼㪼㫂㫊㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㪸㪻㫍㪸㫅㪺㪼㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫅㪼㫍㪼㫉㩷 㫋㫎㫆㩷 㪿㫆㫌㫉㫊㩷 㪹㪼㪽㫆㫉㪼㪃㩷㫎㪼㩷㫅㪼㫍㪼㫉㩷㪻㫉㫌㫅㫂㩷㪻㫀㪸㫃㩷㫆㫌㫉㩷㪾㫉㪸㫅㪻㫇㪸㫉㪼㫅㫋㫊㩷㪽㫉㫆㫄㩷㪙㫃㫌㪼㫊㩷㪧㫌㪹㪃㩷㫎㪼㵭㪻㩷 㫅㪼㫍㪼㫉㩷 㪼㫍㪼㫅㩷 㫋㫉㫐㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫄㪸㫂㪼㩷 㪸㩷 㫄㫆㫍㪼㩷 㫆㫅㩷 㫆㫌㫉㩷 㪹㪼㫊㫋㩷 㪽㫉㫀㪼㫅㪻㫊㵭㩷 㫊㫀㫊㫋㪼㫉㫊㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫎㪼㵭㪻㩷 㪺㪼㫉㫋㪸㫀㫅㫃㫐㩷 㫅㪼㫍㪼㫉㩷 㫉㪼㫃㫀㪼㫍㪼㩷 㫆㫌㫉㫊㪼㫃㫍㪼㫊㩷 㫀㫅㫋㫆㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫎㫀㫅㪻㩷 㫆㫉㩷 㫆㫅㫋㫆㩷 㪸㫅㩷 㪼㫃㪼㪺㫋㫉㫀㪺㩷㪽㪼㫅㪺㪼㪅㩷㪥㪼㫍㪼㫉㪅 㪮㪿㫀㫃㪼㩷 㪟㪸㫃㫃㫆㫎㪼㪼㫅㩷 㫉㪼㫄㪸㫀㫅㫊㩷 㫌㫅㪽㫆㫉㫋㫌㫅㪸㫋㪼㫃㫐㩷 㫍㫀㫍㫀㪻㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷 㫄㫀㫅㪻㪃㩷 㫎㪿㪼㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷㪽㫉㫆㫄㩷㪸㪺㫋㫌㪸㫃㩷㫉㪼㪺㫆㫃㫃㪼㪺㫋㫀㫆㫅㩷㫆㫉㩷㪽㫉㫆㫄㩷㪻㫀㫊㫁㫆㫀㫅㫋㪼㪻㩷㪸㫅㪼㪺㪻㫆㫋㪼㫊㩷㫀㫅㩷㪸㩷 㫄㫆㫅㫋㪸㪾㪼㩷㫇㫃㪸㫐㪼㪻㩷㫆㫍㪼㫉㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪤㫆㫅㫊㫋㪼㫉㩷㪤㪸㫊㪿㪃㩷㫃㪼㫋㵭㫊㩷㫌㫊㪼㩷㫀㫋㩷㪸㫊㩷㪸㩷㪺㪸㫊㪼㩷㫊㫋㫌㪻㫐㩷 㫀㫅㩷㪸㩷㪾㪸㫄㪼㩷㫎㪼㩷㪺㪸㫅㩷㪺㪸㫃㫃㩷㵰㪪㫇㫆㫋㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪤㫀㫊㫋㪸㫂㪼㫊㪅㵱
Disclaimer The Plumber’s Faucet is a publication of the EUS. The views and opinions expressed within are soley that of the authors and do not necessarily reflect those of the EUS or the McGill Faculty of Engineering. For more information, questions, and comments please contact faucet@mcgilleus.ca the plumber’s FAUCET vol. 46 no. 3 Friday, November 4, 2011
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Neil DenToom, Editor-in-Chief
the plumber’s FAUCET
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Halloween Recovery
by Daniel Dicaire
Now, some people are of hardy constitution and are unphased by the events of even the grandest celebration. These people are not without want, as they must also determine what to do with all of the useless crap they bought for their costume.
Good day my citizens! No doubt your celebration for all hallows’ eve has left you satisfied with the portions of the evening you are able to remember. Unfortunately, mere mortals such as ourselves cannot brave the perils of such a good time without emerging with some kind of ailment or affliction to remind us of why this only happens once a year. I herefore bequeath to you, my readers, my level 14 cleric healing abilities. Affliction: You have roused yourself (not that way) from your slumber with the sun high in the sky. You have no recollection where your phone has gone and you need to determine what time it is. Cause: You no doubt attempted to record the events of the evening with your beloved cellular device and lost it in the robes of that “female” Jedi knight and cared not to retrieve it from “her” “Netherworld of the Force.” Cure: Find yourself a piece of paper, a protractor, and a short object of known length. Use the object to cast a shadow, and record the angle of the light with the protractor. Assume a horizon of zero degrees. Since no reasonable person wakes up before noon on the day after Halloween, and sunset is at 5:43 PM, multiply your angle by 0.0635 to get the remaining time in your day.
Costume: Batman
Affliction: Your head feels as though it has been squeezed by the hand of Darth Vader himself, and gives you great pain upon sight of light or sound of anything. Cause: You have partaken in a glorious amount of the potion of -1 to dexterity and intelligence. Cure: Bacon. Affliction: As you wake, you learn your private lair suddenly houses a second being, whose identity is shrouded within your mind. Cause: You rolled a critical the evening before. Cure: Services.
McGill
Health
Use in everyday life: Unfortunately, becoming the Dark Knight is not possible for an engineering student, as the hours preclude attending Blues Pub. The muscle suit can be used as a substitute for going to the gym. The mask makes ordering your daily dozen at Tim Hortons all the more bearable. Costume: Pirate Aside from the fact that the majority of university students are pirates, you can use the eye patch in the event of an unfortunate beer die accident, the hook can be used to pick up your roommate’s laundry, and the parrot can be used to recite everyone’s favourite Monty Python sketch. Costume: Witch A standby for the ladies, the green skin and hooked nose are sure to find use for those nights at the bar when you want to drink your whiskey in peace. Obviously, the broom can be used around the house, but nowadays the cool people use swiffers. Costume: “Slutty” Anything Use: Sell to an Arts graduate.
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Better Know a Department: Art History and Communication Studies Wait, Seriously? Who: 㪘㫊㫇㫀㫉㫀㫅㪾㩷㪿㫆㫄㪼㫃㪼㫊㫊㪆㫌㫅㪼㫄㫇㫃㫆㫐㪼㪻㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫇㪼㫆㫇㫃㪼㩷㫎㪿㫆㩷䋡㩷㫅㪻㩷 㫄㪸㫊㫋㫌㫉㪹㪸㫋㫀㫆㫅㩷㪸㪺㪸㪻㪼㫄㫀㪺㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷㪺㪿㪸㫃㫃㪼㫅㪾㫀㫅㪾㪅 Where: 㪫㪿㪼㩷㪘㫉㫋㫊㩷㪚㫀㫋㪸㪻㪼㫃㩷㫆㪽㩷㪣㪼㪸㪺㫆㪺㫂㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪘㫉㫋㫊㩷㪹㫌㫀㫃㪻㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫅㪼㫏㫋㩷㪻㫆㫆㫉㪅㩷㩷㪚㫃㪸㫊㫊㪼㫊㩷㪸㫃㫊㫆㩷㪿㪼㫃㪻㩷㩷㪸㫋㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪺㫆㫉㫅㪼㫉㩷㫆㪽㩷 㪪㪿㪼㫉㪹㫉㫆㫆㫂㪼㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪬㫅㫀㫍㪼㫉㫊㫀㫋㫐㩷㩿㪸㩷㫊㫋㫉㪼㪼㫋㩷㪺㫆㫉㫅㪼㫉㪃㩷㪾㪼㫋㩷㫀㫋㪖㪀 What: 㪚㫆㫌㫉㫊㪼㫊㩷㫀㫅㪺㫃㫌㪻㪼㩷㫃㪼㪺㫋㫌㫉㪼㫊㩷㫆㫅㩷㪺㫆㫃㫃㪼㪺㫋㫀㫅㪾㩷㫌㫅㪼㫄㫇㫃㫆㫐㫄㪼㫅㫋㪃㩷 㫊㫇㪼㫅㪻㫀㫅㪾㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㫇㪸㫉㪼㫅㫋㫊㵭㩷㫄㫆㫅㪼㫐㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪹㪼㫀㫅㪾㩷㫇㫉㪼㫋㪼㫅㫋㫀㫆㫌㫊㪅 㪤㪸㫁㫆㫉㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㪘㫉㫋㩷 㪟㫀㫊㫋㫆㫉㫐㩷 㫆㫉㩷 㪚㫆㫄㫄㫌㫅㫀㪺㪸㫋㫀㫆㫅㫊㩷 㫀㫊㩷 㫆㫅㪼㩷 㫆㪽㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫆㫃㪻㪼㫊㫋㩷㪺㫃㫀㪺㪿㬟㫊㩷㫀㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪹㫆㫆㫂㪅㩷㩷㪰㫆㫌㩷㪾㫆㩷㫋㫆㩷㪺㫆㫃㫃㪼㪾㪼㪃㩷 㪻㫆㪼㪄㪼㫐㪼㪻㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫇㫃㪸㫅㫅㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫆㫅㩷 㪽㫆㫃㫃㫆㫎㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷 㪿㪼㪸㫉㫋㩷 㪽㫉㫆㫄㩷 㪽㫉㪼㫊㪿㫄㪸㫅㩷 㫐㪼㪸㫉㩷 㫊㫋㫉㪸㫀㪾㪿㫋㩷 㫋㪿㫉㫆㫌㪾㪿㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪾㫉㪸㪻㫌㪸㫋㫀㫆㫅㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷㪸㫅㩷㪼㫍㪼㫅㫋㫌㪸㫃㩷㫁㫆㪹㪅㩷㩷㪪㫆㫄㪼㩷㫆㪽㩷㫌㫊㩷㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷㪸㫅㩷㪼㫇㫀㫇㪿㪸㫅㫐㩷 㫄㫀㪻㫎㪸㫐㩷 㫋㪿㫉㫆㫌㪾㪿㩷 㫋㪿㪼㫀㫉㩷 㫌㫅㫀㫍㪼㫉㫊㫀㫋㫐㩷 㪺㪸㫉㪼㪼㫉㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪾㫆㪼㫊㩷 㫊㫆㫄㪼㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫃㫀㫂㪼㩷 㵰㪟㫆㫃㫐㩷 㫊㪿㫀㫋㪃㩷 㫎㪿㫆㩷 㫀㫊㩷 㪾㫆㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫇㪸㫐㩷 㫄㪼㩷 㫋㫆㩷㫋㪸㫃㫂㩷㪸㪹㫆㫌㫋㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪙㪸㫉㫆㫈㫌㪼㩷㫇㪼㫉㫀㫆㪻㪖㩸㵱㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫊㫎㫀㫋㪺㪿㩷㫀㫅㫋㫆㩷 㪸㩷 㫄㫆㫉㪼㩷 㫇㫉㪸㪺㫋㫀㪺㪸㫃㩷 㫆㫉㩷 㫊㫋㪸㪹㫃㪼㩷 㪺㪸㫉㪼㪼㫉㩷 㫇㪸㫋㪿㪃㩷 㫃㫀㫂㪼㩷 㪼㫏㫆㫋㫀㪺㩷 㫇㪼㫋㩷 㫀㫄㫇㫆㫉㫋㪼㫉㩷 㫆㫉㩷 㫇㫉㫆㪽㪼㫊㫊㫀㫆㫅㪸㫃㩷 㫇㪿㪸㫉㫄㪸㪺㪼㫌㫋㫀㪺㪸㫃㩷 㪾㫌㫀㫅㪼㪸㩷 㫇㫀㪾㪅㩷㩷㪟㫆㫎㪼㫍㪼㫉㪃㩷㪽㫆㫉㩷㪼㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷㫅㫀㫅㪼㩷㫀㫅㪻㫀㫍㫀㪻㫌㪸㫃㫊㩷㫎㪿㫆㩷㫉㪼㪸㫃㫀㫑㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪽㫆㫃㫃㫐㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫄㪸㫁㫆㫉㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㫊㫆㫄㪼㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫎㪼㩷 㪻㫆㩷 㪸㫃㫃㩷 㪻㪸㫐㪃㩷 㪼㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷㪻㪸㫐㪃㩷㫋㪿㪼㫉㪼㩷㫀㫊㩷㫆㫅㪼㩷㫎㪿㫆㩷㫀㫊㩷㪻㪼㫋㪼㫉㫄㫀㫅㪼㪻㩷㫋㫆㩷㫄㪸㫁㫆㫉㩷㫀㫅㩷 㪻㫉㫀㫅㫂㫀㫅㪾㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫋㫉㫐㩷㫋㫆㩷㫇㪸㫊㫊㩷㫀㫋㩷㫆㪽㪽㩷㪸㫊㩷㪸㩷㫍㫀㪸㪹㫃㪼㩷㪺㪸㫉㪼㪼㫉㩷㫇㪸㫋㪿㪅
by Ben Share
Departmental Drinking Game: 㪫㪿㪼㩷㫉㫌㫃㪼㫊㩷㪸㫉㪼㩷㫊㫀㫄㫇㫃㪼㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪸㫃㫎㪸㫐㫊㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫊㪸㫄㪼㪅㩷㪝㫀㫃㫃㩷㪸㩷 㪻㫀㫊㪺㫉㪼㪼㫋㩷㪺㫆㫅㫋㪸㫀㫅㪼㫉㩷㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㫃㫀㫈㫌㫆㫉㩷㫆㪽㩷㪺㪿㫆㫀㪺㪼㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷 㪸㫋㫋㪼㫅㪻㩷㪸㩷㫃㪼㪺㫋㫌㫉㪼㩷㫀㫅㩷㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷㪻㪼㫇㪸㫉㫋㫄㪼㫅㫋㪅㩷㩷 㪠㪽㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㫇㫉㫆㪽㪼㫊㫊㫆㫉㩷㫎㫉㫀㫋㪼㫊㩷㫆㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪹㫃㪸㪺㫂㪹㫆㪸㫉㪻㪑㩷㩷㩷㩷 㪈㩷㫊㫀㫇㪅 㪠㪽㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㫇㫉㫆㪽㪼㫊㫊㫆㫉㩷㫎㫉㫀㫋㪼㫊㩷㫆㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪹㫃㪸㪺㫂㪹㫆㪸㫉㪻㩷 㪘㪥㪛㩷㫄㪸㫂㪼㫊㩷㪸㩷㫊㫇㪼㫃㫃㫀㫅㪾㩷㪼㫉㫉㫆㫉㪑㩷㪊㩷㫊㫀㫇㫊㪅 㪠㪽㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㫎㪼㫉㪼㩷㪸㫊㫊㫀㪾㫅㪼㪻㩷㪸㩷㫉㪼㪸㪻㫀㫅㪾㩷㪽㫆㫉㩷㪺㫃㪸㫊㫊㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㫐㫆㫌㩷㪻㫀㪻㩷㫅㫆㫋㩷㪻㫆㪃㩷㫅㫆㩷㫆㫅㪼㩷㪺㪸㫉㪼㫊㩷㫀㪽㩷㫐㫆㫌㵭㫉㪼㩷㪸㩷㫃㪸㫑㫐㩷 㫇㫉㫀㪺㫂㩷㪸㫅㫐㫎㪸㫐㪅㩷㪩㪼㪄㪼㫍㪸㫃㫌㪸㫋㪼㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㫃㫀㪽㪼㪅 㪚㫆㫌㫅㫋㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫇㪼㫆㫇㫃㪼㩷㫀㫅㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㪺㫃㪸㫊㫊㩷㫎㪿㫆㩷㪸㫉㪼㩷㪿㫀㪾㪿㪃㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷㫋㪸㫂㪼㩷㪸㩷㫊㫀㫇㩷㪽㫆㫉㩷㪼㪸㪺㪿㪅 㪜㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷㫋㫀㫄㪼㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㫉㪼㪸㫃㫀㫑㪼㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷㫅㪼㫍㪼㫉㩷㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷㪸㩷 㫉㪼㪸㫃㩷㫁㫆㪹㪃㩷㫋㪸㫂㪼㩷㪸㩷㫊㫀㫇㪅 㪜㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷㫋㫀㫄㪼㩷㪤㫆㫄㩷㫋㪼㫏㫋㫊㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㫄㫀㪻㩷㫃㪼㪺㫋㫌㫉㪼㩷㫋㫆㩷㫋㪼㫃㫃㩷 㫐㫆㫌㩷㪿㫆㫎㩷㪻㫀㫊㪸㫇㫇㫆㫀㫅㫋㪼㪻㩷㫊㪿㪼㩷㫀㫊㩷㫀㫅㩷㫐㫆㫌㪃㩷㫋㪸㫂㪼㩷㪸㩷 㫊㫀㫇㪅 㪝㫆㫉㩷㪼㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷㫇㪼㫉㫊㫆㫅㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㪾㪼㫋㫊㩷㫌㫇㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫃㪼㪸㫍㪼㫊㩷㫀㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷䋡㩷㫉㫊㫋㩷㪌㩷㫄㫀㫅㫌㫋㪼㫊㩷㫆㪽㩷㪺㫃㪸㫊㫊㪃㩷㫋㪸㫂㪼㩷㪸㩷㫊㫀㫇㪅 㪠㪽㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㪺㪸㫋㪺㪿㩷㫊㫆㫄㪼㫆㫅㪼㩷㪼㫃㫊㪼㩷㫇㫃㪸㫐㫀㫅㪾㩷㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷㪾㪸㫄㪼㩷 㪸㫃㫆㫅㪾㩷㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㫀㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫃㪼㪺㫋㫌㫉㪼㪃㩷㪿㫀㪾㪿㪄䋡㩷㫍㪼㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㫄㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㪽㫌㪺㫂㪼㫉㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪾㫆㩷㫊㫎㫀㫋㪺㪿㩷㫀㫅㫋㫆㩷㪼㫅㪾㫀㫅㪼㪼㫉㫀㫅㪾㪃㩷 㫐㫆㫌㩷㪺㪿㪸㫄㫇㩸
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the plumber’s FAUCET
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㫅㫀㪺㪼㩷 㫃㫀㫋㫋㫃㪼㩷 㫇㫀㪼㪺㪼㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫇㫉㪼㫐㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪝㪸㫌㪺㪼㫋㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪻㫀㫉㪼㪺㫋㩷 㪸㩷 㫃㪸㫎㪽㫌㫃㩷 㫎㪸㫉㫇㪸㫋㪿㩷 㪸㪾㪸㫀㫅㫊㫋㪅㩷 㪰㫆㫌㩷 㪾㫌㪼㫊㫊㪼㪻㩷 㫀㫋㩷 㪄㩷 㫎㪼㵭㫉㪼㩷 㪾㫆㫀㫅㪾㩷㫋㫆㩷㪺㫆㫅㫈㫌㪼㫉㩷㪪㪪㪤㪬㩷㪚㫃㫌㪹㪅 㩷 㪪㪪㪤㪬㩷㪚㫃㫌㪹㩷㫊㫋㫀㫉㫉㪼㪻㩷㫌㫇㩷㪸㩷㪹㫀㫋㩷 㫆㪽㩷㪺㫆㫅㫋㫉㫆㫍㪼㫉㫊㫐㩷㫉㪼㪺㪼㫅㫋㫃㫐㩷㪹㫐㩷㫃㪼㫅㪻㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫀㫋㫊㩷 㫆㪽䋡㩷㪺㫀㪸㫃㩷 㫊㫌㫇㫇㫆㫉㫋㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪤㪬㪥㪘㪚㪘㪅㩷 㪥㫆㫎㩷 㫎㪿㫐㩷 㫎㫆㫌㫃㪻㩷 㪸㫅㩷 㫆㫉㪾㪸㫅㫀㫑㪸㫋㫀㫆㫅㩷
㫎㪿㫀㪺㪿㩷 㫀㫊㩷 㫊㫌㫇㫇㫆㫊㪼㪻㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫉㪼㫇㫉㪼㫊㪼㫅㫋㩷 㪸㫃㫃㩷 㫊㫋㫌㪻㪼㫅㫋㫊㪃㩷 㫉㪼㪾㪸㫉㪻㫃㪼㫊㫊㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫎㪿㪼㫉㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪼㫐㩷㫃㫀㪼㩷㫆㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫇㫆㫃㫀㫋㫀㪺㪸㫃㩷㫊㫇㪼㪺㫋㫉㫌㫄㪃㩷 㫋㪸㫂㪼㩷 㫊㫀㪻㪼㫊㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㫊㫌㪺㪿㩷 㪸㩷 㫇㫆㫃㫀㫋㫀㪺㪸㫃㫃㫐㪄 㪺㪿㪸㫉㪾㪼㪻㩷㪻㫀㫊㫇㫌㫋㪼㪖㩷㪠㫋㩷㫋㫌㫉㫅㫊㩷㫆㫌㫋㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪪㪪㪤㪬㩷㪚㫃㫌㪹㵭㫊㩷㫇㫆㫃㫀㪺㫐㩷㫄㪸㫅㫌㪸㫃㩷㫄㪸㫅㪄 㪻㪸㫋㪼㫊㩷㫋㪿㪼㫄㩷㫋㫆㩷㫊㫌㫇㫇㫆㫉㫋㩷㪤㪬㪥㪘㪚㪘㪅㩷 㪘㫄㫆㫅㪾㩷 㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㫊㪃㩷 㫀㫋㩷 㫊㪸㫐㫊㪃㩷 㵰㪙㪼㩷
the plumber’s FAUCET
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㪺㫉㪼㪸㫋㪼㩷㪸㩷㫈㫌㫀㪺㫂㫃㫐㪄㪾㫉㫆㫎㫀㫅㪾㩷㫊㫋㫉㪼㪸㫄㩷㫆㪽㩷 㫄㫆㫅㪼㫐㩷㫋㫆㩷㪽㫌㫅㫅㪼㫃㩷㫀㫅㫋㫆㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪝㪸㫌㪺㪼㫋㵭㫊㩷 㪺㫆㪽㪽㪼㫉㫊㪅㩷 㪘㪽㫋㪼㫉㩷 㪸㩷 㫐㪼㪸㫉㩷 㫆㫉㩷 㫋㫎㫆㪃㩷 㪸㫃㫃㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪪㪪㪤㪬㩷㪚㫃㫌㪹㵭㫊㩷㫀㫅㪺㫆㫄㪼㩷㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷㪹㪼㩷㪹㪼㫀㫅㪾㩷㩷 㫊㫇㪼㫅㫋㩷㫆㫅㩷㫎㪸㪾㪼㫊㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪺㫃㫌㪹㩷㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷 㫊㫋㪸㫉㫋㩷㪽㪸㫃㫃㫀㫅㪾㩷㫀㫅㫋㫆㩷㪻㪼㪹㫋㪅㩷㪪㪪㪤㪬㩷㪚㫃㫌㪹㩷 㫎㫆㫅㵭㫋㩷 㪹㪼㩷 㪸㪹㫃㪼㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪻㫆㩷 㪸㫅㫐㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫊㫋㫆㫇㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫊㪃㩷 㪹㪼㪺㪸㫌㫊㪼㩷 㫀㫋㩷 㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷 㫅㫆㫋㩷 㪹㪼㩷 㪸㪹㫃㪼㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪾㪼㫋㩷 㫉㫀㪻㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫌㫅㫀㫆㫅㫀㫑㪼㪻㩷 㪼㫅㪾㫀㫅㪼㪼㫉㫊㩷 㫎㪿㫆㫊㪼㩷 㫎㪸㪾㪼㩷 㪻㪼㫄㪸㫅㪻㫊㩷 㫀㫋㩷 㫄㫌㫊㫋㩷㫊㫌㫇㫇㫆㫉㫋㪅㩷 㪤㪼㪸㫅㫎㪿㫀㫃㪼㪃㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪝㪸㫌㪺㪼㫋㩷 㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷 㪹㪼㩷 㫄㪸㫂㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫃㪸㫍㫀㫊㪿㩷 㪻㫀㫊㫇㫃㪸㫐㫊㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫀㫋㫊㩷 㫄㫐㫊㫋㪼㫉㫀㫆㫌㫊㫃㫐㩷 㪸㪺㫈㫌㫀㫉㪼㪻㩷 㫎㪼㪸㫃㫋㪿㪅㩷 㪮㪼㵭㫃㫃㩷㪹㫌㫐㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪡㪸㫄㪼㫊㩷㪘㪻㫄㫀㫅㫀㫊㫋㫉㪸㫋㫀㫆㫅㩷 㪙㫌㫀㫃㪻㫀㫅㪾㩷㩿㪤㪺㪞㫀㫃㫃㩷㫅㪼㪼㪻㫊㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫄㫆㫅㪼㫐㪀㪃㩷 㫉㪼㫋㫉㫆䋡㩷㫋㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪽㫆㫌㫅㫋㪸㫀㫅㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫊㫋㫉㪼㪸㫄㩷 㪺㪿㪸㫄㫇㪸㪾㫅㪼㪃㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫀㫅㫊㫋㪸㫃㫃㩷 㪸㩷 㪿㪼㫃㫀㫇㪸㪻㩷 㫆㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫉㫆㫆㪽㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪧㫃㫌㫄㪹㪼㫉㵭㫊㩷 㪝㪸㫌㪺㪼㫋㩷 㫅㪼㫎㫊㩷 㪺㫆㫇㫋㪼㫉㪅㩷 㪪㪪㪤㪬㩷 㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷 㫉㪼㪸㫃㫀㫑㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪝㪸㫌㪺㪼㫋㩷 㫀㫊㩷 㫃㫆㪸㪻㪼㪻㪃㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷㫊㫀㫅㪺㪼㩷㫀㫋㩷㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷㪹㪼㩷㫃㫆㫆㫂㫀㫅㪾㩷㪽㫆㫉㩷㫎㪸㫐㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷㪾㪼㫋㩷㫄㫆㫉㪼㩷㫄㫆㫅㪼㫐㪃㩷㫀㫋㩷㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷㪸㫊㫂㩷㪽㫆㫉㩷 㪸㩷㪹㪸㫀㫃㪄㫆㫌㫋㪅 㪟㪸㫃㫃㪼㫃㫌㫁㪸㪿㩸㩷 㪘㫋㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷 㫇㫆㫀㫅㫋㪃㩷 㫆㫌㫉㩷 㪺㫆㫅㫈㫌㪼㫊㫋㩷 㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷 㪹㪼㩷 㪺㫆㫄㫇㫃㪼㫋㪼㪅㩷 㪝㫆㫉㩷 㪪㪪㪤㪬㩷㪚㫃㫌㪹㩷㫋㫆㩷㪾㪼㫋㩷㪸㫅㫐㩷㪽㫌㫅㪻㫊㩷㪽㫉㫆㫄㩷 㫌㫊㪃㩷 㫋㪿㪼㫐㩷 㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷 㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪸㪺㪺㪼㫇㫋㩷 㫆㫌㫉㩷 㪻㪼㫄㪸㫅㪻㫊㪅㩷 㪘㫅㩷 㫆㪽䋡㩷㪺㪼㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㪪㪿㪸㫋㫅㪼㫉㩷
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㪽㫆㫉㩷㪼㪸㪺㪿㩷㫆㪽㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪝㪸㫌㪺㪼㫋㵭㫊㩷㫎㫉㫀㫋㪼㫉㫊㪖㩷 㪚㪿㪼㪺㫂㪅㩷㪘㩷㫇㪼㫉㫊㫆㫅㪸㫃㩷㫊㪼㪺㫉㪼㫋㪸㫉㫐㩷㪽㫉㫆㫄㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪝㪸㪺㫌㫃㫋㫐㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪘㫉㫋㫊㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷 㪼㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷 㪼㫅㪾㫀㫅㪼㪼㫉㪖㩷㪚㪿㪼㪺㫂㪅㩷㪉㪋㪆㪎㩷㪙㫃㫌㪼㫊㩷㪧㫌㪹㩷 㫆㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 䋡㩷㫉㫊㫋㩷 㪊㩷 䋢㩷㫆㫆㫉㫊㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪪㪿㪸㫋㫅㪼㫉㪃㩷 㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷㪸㩷㫋㪿㫉㫆㫅㪼㩷㫉㫆㫆㫄㩷㫀㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪪㪿㪸㫋㫅㪼㫉㩷 㪙㪸㫃㫃㫉㫆㫆㫄㩷 㫆㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪋㫋㪿㩷 䋢㩷㫆㫆㫉㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷 㫆㫌㫉㩷 㪼㪻㫀㫋㫆㫉㪖㩷㪚㪿㪼㪺㫂㪅㩷㪘㩷㪹㪸㫅㪻㩷㫆㪽㩷㫄㫀㫅㫊㫋㫉㪼㫃㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷㪽㫆㫃㫃㫆㫎㩷㫄㪼㩷㪸㫉㫆㫌㫅㪻㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫊㫀㫅㪾㩷㪸㪹㫆㫌㫋㩷 㫄㫐㩷㪾㫃㫆㫉㫀㫆㫌㫊㩷㫉㫆㫃㪼㩷㫀㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪺㫆㫅㫈㫌㪼㫊㫋㩷㫆㪽㩷 㪪㪪㪤㪬㩷㪚㫃㫌㪹㪖㩷㪟㪼㫃㫃㩷㫐㪼㪸㪿㩸 㩷 㪠㪽㩷㫎㪼㩷㪾㪼㫋㩷㫋㫆㩷㫎㫆㫉㫂㩷㫅㫆㫎㪃㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪝㪸㫌㪺㪼㫋㩷㫄㪸㫐㩷㪹㪼㩷㫀㫅㩷㪺㫆㫅㫋㫉㫆㫃㩷㫆㪽㩷㪪㪪㪤㪬㩷 㪚㫃㫌㪹㩷㪹㫐㩷㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷㫋㫀㫄㪼㩷㫅㪼㫏㫋㩷㫐㪼㪸㫉㪅㩷㪮㫀㫋㪿㩷 㪪㪪㪤㪬㩷㪚㫃㫌㪹㩷㫌㫅㪻㪼㫉㩷㫆㫌㫉㩷㫐㫆㫂㪼㪃㩷㫎㪼㩷㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷 㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫉㪼㫊㫆㫌㫉㪺㪼㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫄㫆㫍㪼㩷 㫆㫅㫋㫆㩷 㪹㫀㪾㪾㪼㫉㩷 㫇㫉㫆㫁㪼㪺㫋㫊㪅㩷 㪫㪿㪼㩷 㪝㪸㫌㪺㪼㫋㩷 㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷 㫋㪸㫂㪼㩷㫆㫍㪼㫉㩷㫊㫆㫄㪼㩷㫆㪽㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫊㫄㪸㫃㫃㪼㫉㩷㪜㫌㪄 㫉㫆㫇㪼㪸㫅㩷㪺㫆㫌㫅㫋㫉㫀㪼㫊㪃㩷㫃㫀㫂㪼㩷㪪㪸㫅㩷㪤㪸㫉㫀㫅㫆㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㪣㫀㪼㪺㪿㫋㪼㫅㫊㫋㪼㫀㫅㪃㩷 㪹㪼㪽㫆㫉㪼㩷 㫄㫆㫍㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫆㫅㫋㫆㩷㪹㫀㪾㪾㪼㫉㩷㫇㫉㪼㫐㪃㩷㫃㫀㫂㪼㩷㪘㫄㪼㫉㫀㪺㪸㪅㩷㪙㫐㩷 㪉㪇㪈㪌㪃㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪼㫅㫋㫀㫉㪼㩷㫎㫆㫉㫃㪻㩷㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷㪹㪼㩷㫌㫅㪄 㪻㪼㫉㩷㫆㫌㫉㩷㪻㫆㫄㫀㫅㫀㫆㫅㪅 㪠㪽㩷 㫐㫆㫌㩷 㫎㫀㫊㪿㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪹㪼㩷 㫇㪸㫉㫋㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷 㪾㫃㫆㫉㫀㫆㫌㫊㩷 㪺㫆㫅㫈㫌㪼㫊㫋㪃㩷 㫊㪼㫅㪻㩷 㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷 㫉㪼㪄 㫊㫌㫄㪼㩷㫋㫆㩷㪪㪪㪤㪬㩷㪚㫃㫌㪹㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㫆㪸㫋㪿㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪸㫃㫃㪼㪾㫀㪸㫅㪺㪼㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫌㫊㪅㩷 㪘㫊㩷 㪪㪿㪸㫂㪼㪄 㫊㫇㪼㪸㫉㪼㩷 㫆㫅㪺㪼㩷 㫊㪸㫀㪻㪃㩷 㫄㫆㫉㪼㩷 㫆㫉㩷 㫃㪼㫊㫊㪃㩷 㵰㪚㫉㫐㩷㪟㪸㫍㫆㪺㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫃㪼㫋㩷㫊㫃㫀㫇㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪝㪸㫌㪄 㪺㪼㫋㩷㫆㪽㩷㫎㪸㫉㩸㵱
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the plumber’s FAUCET
The Plumber’s Stall by Jessica Padski 㪥㫆㩷㫎㫆㫅㪻㪼㫉㩷㪜㫅㪾㫀㫅㪼㪼㫉㫊㩷㪸㫉㪼㩷㪺㪸㫃㫃㪼㪻㩷 㫇㫃㫌㫄㪹㪼㫉㫊㪅㩷 㪮㪼㩷 㪻㫆㩷 㪻㫉㫀㫅㫂㩷 㪸㩷 㫊㪿㫀㫋㫃㫆㪸㪻㩷 㫆㪽㩷㪹㪼㪼㫉㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪺㫆㪽㪽㪼㪼㩷㪸㫅㪻㪃㩷㫋㪿㪼㫉㪼㪽㫆㫉㪼㪃㩷 㫎㪼㩷㫊㫇㪼㫅㪻㩷㪸㩷㫊㪿㫀㫋㫃㫆㪸㪻㩷㫆㪽㩷㫋㫀㫄㪼㩷㫊㪿㫀㫋㫋㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫆㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪹㫆㫎㫃㪅㩷 㪠㩷 㫇㪼㫉㫊㫆㫅㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷 㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷 㪸㩷 㪻㪼㪼㫇㩷 㪸㫋㫋㪸㪺㪿㫄㪼㫅㫋㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫎㪸㫊㪿㫉㫆㫆㫄㫊㪅㩷 㪠㩷 㫌㫊㫌㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷㫋㪸㫂㪼㩷㪸㩷㫎㪸㫊㪿㫉㫆㫆㫄㩷㪹㫉㪼㪸㫂㩷㪸㫊㩷 㪸㩷㫉㪼㪸㫃㩷㪾㫆㫆㪻㩷㪹㫉㪼㪸㫂㪅㩷㪜㫍㪼㫅㩷㫀㪽㩷㫀㫋㵭㫊㩷㫆㫅㫃㫐㩷 㪸㩷㫃㫀㫋㫋㫃㪼㩷㫇㪼㪼㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㪠㩷㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷㫋㫆㩷㪾㪼㫋㩷㫆㫌㫋㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫄㫐㩷 㫊㫐㫊㫋㪼㫄㪃㩷 㪠㩷 㪸㫃㫎㪸㫐㫊㩷 㫋㪸㫂㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫋㫀㫄㪼㩷㫋㫆㩷㫄㪸㫂㪼㩷㫄㫐㫊㪼㫃㪽㩷㪸㩷㫋㫆㫀㫃㪼㫋㩷㫇㪸㫇㪼㫉㩷 㫋㪿㫉㫆㫅㪼㩷 㫆㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫊㪼㪸㫋㩷 㫊㫆㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪠㩷 㪺㪸㫅㩷 㫊㫀㫋㩷㪺㫆㫄㪽㫆㫉㫋㪸㪹㫃㫐㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫉㪼㫃㪸㫏㪅㩷㪧㫆㫆㪄㫇㫆㫆㩷 㪹㫉㪼㪸㫂㫊㩷 㪸㫉㪼㩷 㪸㫃㫎㪸㫐㫊㩷 㫄㫆㫉㪼㩷 㪼㫏㪺㫀㫋㫀㫅㪾㪅㩷 㪫㪿㪼㫐㩷㪸㫉㪼㩷㫌㫊㫌㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷㫃㫆㫅㪾㪼㫉㩷㪹㫉㪼㪸㫂㫊㩷㫊㫆㩷 㫐㫆㫌㩷㪺㪸㫅㩷㫊㫀㫋㩷㪽㫆㫉㩷㪸㩷㫎㪿㫀㫃㪼㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫋㪿㫀㫅㫂㪅㩷 㪫㪿㪸㫋㩷㫀㫊㩷㫎㪿㫐㩷㫎㪸㫊㪿㫉㫆㫆㫄㩷㫊㫋㪸㫃㫃㫊㩷㫆㪽㫋㪼㫅㩷 㫋㫌㫉㫅㩷 㫀㫅㫋㫆㩷 㫊㪺㫉㪸㫇㪹㫆㫆㫂㫊㪅㩷 㪫㪿㪼㩷 䋡㩷㫉㫊㫋㩷 㫋㫀㫄㪼㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㫎㪸㫃㫂㩷㫀㫅㫋㫆㩷㪸㩷㫊㫋㪸㫃㫃㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㪿㪸㫊㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㫊㩷 㫎㫉㫀㫋㫋㪼㫅㩷 㫆㫉㩷 㪻㫉㪸㫎㫅㩷 㪸㫃㫃㩷 㫆㫍㪼㫉㩷 㫀㫋㪃㩷 㫐㫆㫌㩷 㫁㫌㫊㫋㩷 㫃㫆㫆㫂㪅㩷 㪰㫆㫌㩷 㫊㫋㪸㫐㩷 㫋㪿㪼㫉㪼㪃㩷
㫉㪼㪸㪻㫀㫅㪾㩷㪸㫃㫃㩷㫋㪿㫆㫊㪼㩷㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㫊㪃㩷㫃㫆㫅㪾㩷㪸㪽㫋㪼㫉㩷 㫋㪸㫂㫀㫅㪾㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㪺㫉㪸㫇㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㪸㪺㫋㫌㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷 㪼㫅㫁㫆㫐㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫄㫆㫄㪼㫅㫋㪅㩷 㪪㫆㫄㪼㪿㫆㫎㪃㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫅㪼㫏㫋㩷 㫋㫀㫄㪼㩷 㫐㫆㫌㩷 㪸㫉㪼㩷 㫌㫊㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫋㪿㫆㫊㪼㩷 㫎㪸㫊㪿㫉㫆㫆㫄㫊㪃㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㪾㫆㩷㫊㫋㫉㪸㫀㪾㪿㫋㩷㫋㫆㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㫊㫋㪸㫃㫃㩷㪸㫅㪻㪃㩷㫀㪽㩷㫀㫋㵭㫊㩷㫋㪸㫂㪼㫅㪃㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㫄㫀㪾㪿㫋㩷 㪼㫍㪼㫅㩷㫎㪸㫀㫋㪅㩷㪠㫋㩷㪹㪼㪺㫆㫄㪼㫊㩷㪰㪦㪬㪩㩷㫊㫋㪸㫃㫃㪅㩷 㪰㫆㫌㩷 㫊㪼㪼㩷 㫀㫋㩷 㪺㪿㪸㫅㪾㪼㩷 㪽㫉㫆㫄㩷 㫋㫀㫄㪼㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫋㫀㫄㪼㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㫃㫆㫍㪼㩷㫀㫋㪅㩷㪝㫀㫅㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷㪺㫆㫄㪼㫊㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷㪻㪸㫐㩷㫎㪿㪼㫅㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㪻㪸㫉㪼㩷㫋㫆㩷㫋㪸㫂㪼㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷 㫄㪸㫉㫂㪼㫉㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫇㫌㫋㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㫆㫎㫅㩷㫇㫉㫀㫅㫋㩷㫆㫅㩷 㫀㫋㪅㩷㪦㫅㪺㪼㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㫊㫋㪸㫉㫋㪃㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㪺㪸㫅㵭㫋㩷㫊㫋㫆㫇㩷 㪸㫅㫐㫄㫆㫉㪼㪅 㪦㫅㪼㩷㪝㫉㫀㪻㪸㫐㩷㪸㪽㫋㪼㫉㫅㫆㫆㫅㪃㩷㪠㩷㫎㪼㫅㫋㩷㫋㫆㩷 㫄㫐㩷㪽㪸㫍㫆㫉㫀㫋㪼㩷㫎㪸㫊㪿㫉㫆㫆㫄㫊㩷㫋㫆㩷㫌㫊㪼㩷㫄㫐㩷 㪽㪸㫍㫆㫉㫀㫋㪼㩷㫊㫋㪸㫃㫃㪅㩷㪠㩷㫎㪸㫊㩷㪻㪼㫍㪸㫊㫋㪸㫋㪼㪻㩷㪹㫐㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷㫊㫄㪼㫃㫃㩷㫆㪽㩷㫇㪸㫀㫅㫋㩷㫉㪼㫄㫆㫍㪼㫉㪅㩷㪠㩷㫂㫅㪼㫎㩷 㫎㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪿㪸㪻㩷 㪿㪸㫇㫇㪼㫅㪼㪻㩷 㪼㫍㪼㫅㩷 㪹㪼㪽㫆㫉㪼㩷 㪠㩷 㪸㪺㫋㫌㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷㪾㫆㫋㩷㫀㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫊㫋㪸㫃㫃㪅㩷㪠㩷㫇㫌㫊㪿㪼㪻㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷㪻㫆㫆㫉㪃㩷㫎㪸㫃㫂㪼㪻㩷㫀㫅㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫊㪸㫎㩷㪺㫃㪼㪸㫅㩷 㫎㪸㫃㫃㫊㪅㩷㪘㫃㫃㩷㫋㪿㫆㫊㪼㩷㫄㪼㫄㫆㫉㫀㪼㫊㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㪿㪸㪻㩷
㪹㪼㪼㫅㩷 㪾㪸㫋㪿㪼㫉㪼㪻㩷 㫋㪿㫉㫆㫌㪾㪿㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫐㪼㪸㫉㫊㩷 㫎㪼㫉㪼㩷 㪾㫆㫅㪼㪅㩷 㪠㩷 㪽㪼㫃㫋㩷 㫉㪸㪾㪼㩷 㫋㫆㫎㪸㫉㪻㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫁㪸㫅㫀㫋㫆㫉㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪿㪸㪻㩷 㪻㫆㫅㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㪅㩷 㪠㫋㩷 㪽㪼㫃㫋㩷 㪸㫊㩷㫀㪽㩷㪿㪼㩷㪿㪸㪻㩷㫂㫀㫃㫃㪼㪻㩷㫆㫅㪼㩷㫆㪽㩷㫄㫐㩷㫃㫆㫍㪼㪻㩷 㫆㫅㪼㫊㪅㩷 㪘㫋㩷 䋡㩷㫉㫊㫋㪃㩷 㪠㩷 㫉㪸㫅㩷 㫆㫌㫋㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫊㫋㪸㫃㫃㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫌㫊㪼㪻㩷 㪸㫅㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷 㫆㫅㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪠㩷 㪺㪿㪼㫉㫀㫊㪿㪼㪻㩷㪸㫊㩷㫎㪼㫃㫃㪅㩷㪫㪿㪸㫅㫂㩷㪞㫆㪻㪃㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㫆㫅㪼㩷㫎㪸㫊㩷㫊㫋㫀㫃㫃㩷㪸㫃㫀㫍㪼㪅㩷㪠㩷㫇㪼㪼㪻㩷㫈㫌㫀㪺㫂㫃㫐㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫎㪼㫅㫋㩷 㪹㪸㪺㫂㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫄㫌㫉㪻㪼㫉㪼㪻㩷 㫆㫅㪼㪅㩷㪠㩷㫊㪸㫋㩷㫋㪿㪼㫉㪼㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪾㪸㫑㪼㪻㩷㪸㫋㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫎㪸㫃㫃㫊㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷 㪸㩷 㫎㪿㫀㫃㪼㪅㩷 㪪㫆㫄㪼㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫎㫉㫀㫋㫀㫅㪾㫊㩷 㫎㪼㫉㪼㩷 㫊㫋㫀㫃㫃㩷 㪸㩷 㫃㫀㫋㫋㫃㪼㩷 㫍㫀㫊㫀㪹㫃㪼㪅㩷 㪠㫋㩷 㫎㪸㫊㩷 㪸㩷 㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷 㫋㫆㫌㪺㪿㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫄㫆㫄㪼㫅㫋㪅㩷 㪠㩷 㫊㫌㪻㪻㪼㫅㫃㫐㩷 㫉㪼㪸㫃㫀㫑㪼㪻㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㫀㫋㩷 㫎㪸㫊㫅㵭㫋㩷 㪸㫃㫃㩷㫆㫍㪼㫉㪅㩷㪠㩷㫋㫆㫆㫂㩷㫄㫐㩷㫄㪸㫉㫂㪼㫉㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫇㫌㫋㩷 㫄㫐㩷㫄㪸㫉㫂㩷㪻㫆㫎㫅㩷㪸㪾㪸㫀㫅㪅㩷㪟㫆㫇㪼㪽㫌㫃㫃㫐㪃㩷㪸㫃㫃㩷 㫋㪿㫆㫊㪼㩷㫌㫅㫂㫅㫆㫎㫅㩷㪽㫉㫀㪼㫅㪻㫊㩷㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷㫎㪿㫆㫄㩷 㪠㩷㫊㪿㪸㫉㪼㪻㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㫊㫋㪸㫃㫃㩷㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷㫄㪸㫂㪼㩷㫀㫋㩷㫃㫀㫍㪼㩷 㪸㪾㪸㫀㫅㪅㩷㪠㩷㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷㪽㪸㫀㫋㪿㪅㩷
“No matter what anyone says on the line of scrimmage, we didn’t know your mothers.” - The Big “D”, during the pre-game talk at the PPO Reunion flag-ball game
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More from the Plumber’s Pot
lost large quantity of
dignity last seen:
halloween weekend in the presence of an engineer dressed as a phallus if found contact:
woop c. (daisy) 514 - 555 - mhmm after midnight reward:
same thing the phallus got
10 the plumber’s FAUCET
The Wonders of Wikipedia by David Bailey 㪣㪼㫋㵭㫊㩷㫂㪼㪼㫇㩷㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷㫀㫅㫋㫉㫆㩷㫊㫀㫄㫇㫃㪼㪅㩷㪮㫀㫂㫀㫇㪼㪻㫀㪸㩷㪿㪸㫊㩷㪼㫍㪼㫉㫐㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㪅㩷㪮㪼㫀㫉㪻㪄㪸㫊㫊㩷㫊㪿㫀㫋㩷㫀㫊㩷㫀㫅㪺㫃㫌㪻㪼㪻㩷㫀㫅㩷㪼㫍㪼㫉㫐㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㪅㩷㪮㪼㫀㫉㪻㪄㪸㫊㫊㩷 㫊㪿㫀㫋㩷㫀㫊㩷㫀㫅㫋㪼㫉㪼㫊㫋㫀㫅㪾㩷㫋㫆㩷㫉㪼㪸㪻㩷㪸㪹㫆㫌㫋㩷㫀㪽㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㪺㪸㫅㩷䋡㩷㫅㪻㩷㫀㫋㪅㩷㪫㪿㪼㩷㪝㪸㫌㪺㪼㫋㩷㫎㪸㫅㫋㫊㩷㫋㫆㩷㪼㫅㫋㪼㫉㫋㪸㫀㫅㩷㫐㫆㫌㪅㩷㪫㪿㪼㫉㪼㪽㫆㫉㪼㪃㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪝㪸㫌㪺㪼㫋㩷 㫀㫊㩷㫅㫆㫎㩷㪿㪼㫃㫇㫀㫅㪾㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷䋡㩷㫅㪻㩷㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷㫎㪼㫀㫉㪻㪄㪸㫊㫊㩷㫊㪿㫀㫋㩷㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷㪸㩷㫉㪼㪾㫌㫃㪸㫉㩷㪮㫀㫂㫀㫇㪼㪻㫀㪸㩷㫊㪼㪾㫄㪼㫅㫋㪅㩷 㪫㪿㫀㫊㩷㫀㫊㫊㫌㪼㪃㩷㫎㪼㩷㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷㫊㫌㫄㫄㪸㫉㫀㪼㫊㩷㫆㪽㩷㪸㫅㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷㫋㪿㫉㪼㪼㩷㪮㫀㫂㫀㫇㪼㪻㫀㪸㩷㪸㫉㫋㫀㪺㫃㪼㫊㩷㪽㫆㫉㩷㫐㫆㫌㪅㩷㪮㪼㩷㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷㪸㩷㪽㫌㫅㫅㫐㩷㪹㪼㪼㫉㩷㪾㫃㪸㫊㫊㪃㩷 㪹㫀㫑㪸㫉㫉㪼㩷㫇㪸㫉㪸㫅㫆㫀㪸㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫊㫆㫄㪼㩷㫅㫆㫅㪄㪬㪠㪧㪘㪚㩷㫌㫅㫀㫋㫊㪅㩷㪥㫆㫎㩷㪾㫆㩷㪽㫆㫉㫋㪿㪃㩷㫐㫆㫌㫅㪾㩷㫇㫃㫌㫄㪹㪼㫉㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪹㪼㩷㪼㫅㫋㪼㫉㫋㪸㫀㫅㪼㪻㪅
Fan Death 㪪㫆㫄㪼㫋㫀㫄㪼㫊㩷 㫐㫆㫌㩷 㪿㪼㪸㫉㩷 㫇㪼㫆㫇㫃㪼㩷 㫎㫆㫉㫉㫐㫀㫅㪾㩷㪸㪹㫆㫌㫋㩷㪺㫆㫄㫇㫌㫋㪼㫉㫊㩷㪾㪸㫀㫅㫀㫅㪾㩷 㪸㫉㫋㫀䋡㩷㪺㫀㪸㫃㩷 㫀㫅㫋㪼㫃㫃㫀㪾㪼㫅㪺㪼㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫉㪸㫀㫊㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫉㫆㪹㫆㫋㩷㪸㫉㫄㫀㪼㫊㩷㫋㫆㩷㪼㫅㫊㫃㪸㫍㪼㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪿㫌㫄㪸㫅㩷 㫉㪸㪺㪼㪅㩷 㪠㩷 㫊㫌㫇㫇㫆㫊㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㫎㫆㫌㫃㪻㩷 㫊㫌㪺㫂㪃㩷 㪹㫌㫋㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㪪㫆㫌㫋㪿㩷 㪢㫆㫉㪼㪸㪃㩷 㫄㪸㫅㫐㩷 㫎㫆㫉㫉㫐㩷 㪸㪹㫆㫌㫋㩷 㪸㩷 㪽㪸㫉㩷 㪾㫉㪼㪸㫋㪼㫉㩷 㫋㪿㫉㪼㪸㫋㩷 㪺㪸㫌㫊㪼㪻㩷 㪹㫐㩷㪸㩷㪽㪸㫉㩷㫊㫀㫄㫇㫃㪼㫉㩷㫇㫀㪼㪺㪼㩷㫆㪽㩷㫋㪼㪺㪿㫅㫆㫃㫆㪾㫐㩷 㵨㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪼㫃㪼㪺㫋㫉㫀㪺㩷㪽㪸㫅㪅㩷㪜㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷㫊㫌㫄㫄㪼㫉㪃㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷㫄㪼㪻㫀㪸㩷㪹㫃㪸㫄㪼㫊㩷㪻㫆㫑㪼㫅㫊㩷㫆㪽㩷㪻㪼㪸㫋㪿㫊㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㪪㫆㫌㫋㪿㩷 㪢㫆㫉㪼㪸㩷 㫆㫅㩷 㪼㫃㪼㪺㫋㫉㫀㪺㩷 㪽㪸㫅㫊㪅㩷 㪰㫆㫌㩷 㪾㪼㫋㩷 㫉㪼㫇㫆㫉㫋㪼㫉㫊㩷 㫄㪸㫂㫀㫅㪾㩷 㪺㫃㪸㫀㫄㫊㩷
㫊㫌㪺㪿㩷 㪸㫊㪃㩷 㵰㪫㪿㪼㩷 㪻㪼㪸㫋㪿㩷 㫋㫆㫃㫃㩷 㪽㫉㫆㫄㩷 㪽㪸㫅㪄㫉㪼㫃㪸㫋㪼㪻㩷 㫀㫅㪺㫀㪻㪼㫅㫋㫊㩷 㫉㪼㪸㪺㪿㪼㪻㩷 㪈㪇㩷 㪻㫌㫉㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫇㪸㫊㫋㩷 㫎㪼㪼㫂㪅㵱㩷 㪙㫌㫋㩷 㪿㫆㫎㩷 㫀㫊㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷 㫇㫆㫊㫊㫀㪹㫃㪼㪖㩷 㪠㫊㩷 㫀㫋㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪽㪸㫅㫊㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㪪㫆㫌㫋㪿㩷㪢㫆㫉㪼㪸㩷㪺㫆㫄㪼㩷㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷㫉㪸㫑㫆㫉㩷㫊㪿㪸㫉㫇㩷 㫊㫋㪼㪼㫃㩷㪹㫃㪸㪻㪼㫊㪃㩷㪸㫉㪼㩷㫄㫀㫊㫊㫀㫅㪾㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪹㫃㪸㪻㪼㩷 㪾㫌㪸㫉㪻㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪸㫉㪼㩷㪽㫉㪼㫈㫌㪼㫅㫋㫃㫐㩷㫌㫊㪼㪻㩷㪹㫐㩷 㪸㫄㪸㫋㪼㫌㫉㩷㫁㫌㪾㪾㫃㪼㫉㫊㪖 㪠㫋㩷㫋㫌㫉㫅㫊㩷㫆㫌㫋㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㪽㪸㫅㫊㩷㫉㪼㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷㪸㫉㪼㩷 㪿㪸㫉㫄㫃㪼㫊㫊㪅㩷 㪪㫆㫄㪼㩷 㪪㫆㫌㫋㪿㩷 㪢㫆㫉㪼㪸㫅㫊㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫅㫂㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㪸㫅㩷㪼㫃㪼㪺㫋㫉㫀㪺㩷㪽㪸㫅㩷㫀㫅㩷㪸㩷㪺㫃㫆㫊㪼㪻㩷 㫉㫆㫆㫄㩷㫎㫀㫃㫃㩷㫌㫊㪼㩷㫌㫇㩷㪸㫃㫃㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫆㫏㫐㪾㪼㫅㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷 㪺㪸㫌㫊㪼㩷 㪸㫊㫇㪿㫐㫏㫀㪸㫋㫀㫆㫅㪃㩷 㫎㪿㫀㫃㪼㩷 㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㫊㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫅㫂㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㪽㪸㫅㫊㩷㪺㪸㫌㫊㪼㩷㪿㫐㫇㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㫄㫀㪸㪅㩷 㪠㫋㩷㫎㪸㫊㩷㫇㫉㫆㪹㪸㪹㫃㫐㩷㫉㪼㫇㫆㫉㫋㪼㫉㫊㩷㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷㪙㪘㫊㩷 㫎㪿㫆㩷 㫇㫉㫆㫇㫆㫊㪼㪻㩷 㫋㪿㪼㫊㪼㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷 㪺㫉㪸㪺㫂㫇㫆㫋㩷 㫋㪿㪼㫆㫉㫀㪼㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪼㫏㫇㫃㪸㫀㫅㩷 㪿㫆㫎㩷 㪽㪸㫅㩷㪻㪼㪸㫋㪿㩷㫀㫊㩷㫇㫆㫊㫊㫀㪹㫃㪼㩷㪄㩷㪸㫃㫃㩷㫆㪽㩷㫎㪿㫀㪺㪿㩷 㪮㫀㫂㫀㫇㪼㪻㫀㪸㩷 㫉㪼㪽㫌㫋㪼㫊㪅㩷 㪫㪿㪼㩷 㫎㪿㫆㫃㪼㩷 㪽㪸㫅㩷 㪻㪼㪸㫋㪿㩷㫃㪼㪾㪼㫅㪻㩷㫀㫊㩷㫉㪼㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷㫁㫌㫊㫋㩷㪸㩷㫄㪸㫋㫋㪼㫉㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫇㪼㫆㫇㫃㪼㩷 㪻㫐㫀㫅㪾㪃㩷 㫆㪽㫋㪼㫅㩷 㪽㫉㫆㫄㩷 㪿㪼㪸㫉㫋㩷 㫇㫉㫆㪹㫃㪼㫄㫊㩷㫆㫉㩷㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷㪺㫆㫅㪻㫀㫋㫀㫆㫅㫊㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪸㫌㫋㪿㫆㫉㫀㫋㫀㪼㫊㩷 㪹㫃㪸㫄㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫀㫋㩷 㫆㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪽㪸㫅㩷 㫎㪿㫀㪺㪿㩷 㪿㪸㫇㫇㪼㫅㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪹㪼㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫉㫆㫆㫄㪅㩷 㪘㫊㩷 㪸㩷 㫉㪼㫊㫌㫃㫋㪃㩷 㪽㪸㫅㫊㩷 㫊㫆㫃㪻㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㪪㫆㫌㫋㪿㩷 㪢㫆㫉㪼㪸㩷 㪺㫆㫄㪼㩷 㪼㫈㫌㫀㫇㫇㪼㪻㩷 㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷 㫋㫀㫄㪼㫉㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫊㪿㫌㫋㩷 㫋㪿㪼㫄㩷 㫆㪽㪽㩷 㪸㪽㫋㪼㫉㩷 㪸㩷 㫊㪼㫋㩷 㫋㫀㫄㪼㪃㩷 㫎㪿㫀㪺㪿㩷 㫇㪼㫆㫇㫃㪼㩷 㪸㫉㪼㩷 㪿㫀㪾㪿㫃㫐㩷 㪼㫅㪺㫆㫌㫉㪸㪾㪼㪻㩷㫋㫆㩷㫌㫊㪼㩷㫋㫆㩷㪸㫍㫆㫀㪻㩷㪻㪼㪸㪻㫃㫐㩷 㪺㫆㫅㫊㪼㫈㫌㪼㫅㪺㪼㫊㪅㩷 㪠㩷 㪹㪼㫋㩷 㫋㪿㪼㫐㩷 㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷 㫊㫆㫄㪼㩷㫇㫉㪼㫋㫋㫐㩷㫀㫅㫋㪼㫉㪼㫊㫋㫀㫅㪾㩷㪟㪸㫃㫃㫆㫎㪼㪼㫅㩷 㪺㫆㫊㫋㫌㫄㪼㫊㩷㫀㫅㩷㪪㫆㫌㫋㪿㩷㪢㫆㫉㪼㪸㩸
List of Humorous Units of Measurement 㪫㪿㫉㫆㫌㪾㪿㫆㫌㫋㩷㪿㫀㫊㫋㫆㫉㫐㪃㩷㫄㪸㫅㫐㩷㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷 㪺㫆㫄㪼㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪺㫆㫅㪺㫃㫌㫊㫀㫆㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㫌㫅㫀㫋㫊㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫄㪼㪸㫊㫌㫉㪼㫄㪼㫅㫋㩷 㫃㫀㫂㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫃㪼㪸㪾㫌㪼㪃㩷 㪺㫌㪹㫀㫋㪃㩷 㫇㪸㫉㪸㫊㪸㫅㪾㪃㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㪽㪸㫋㪿㫆㫄㩷 㪸㫉㪼㩷 㫁㫌㫊㫋㩷 㫋㫆㫆㩷 㪻㪸㫄㫅㩷 㪹㫆㫉㫀㫅㪾㪅㩷 㪫㫆㩷 㫊㫇㫀㪺㪼㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㫊㩷㫌㫇㩷㪸㩷㪹㫀㫋㪃㩷㫋㪿㪼㫐㩷㪺㫉㪼㪸㫋㪼㪻㩷㫄㫆㫉㪼㩷 㫀㫅㫋㪼㫉㪼㫊㫋㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫄㪼㪸㫊㫌㫉㪼㫄㪼㫅㫋㫊㪃㩷 㫎㪿㫀㪺㪿㩷 㪸㫉㪼㩷 㫃㫀㫊㫋㪼㪻㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷 㫃㫀㫋㫋㫃㪼㩷 㪮㫀㫂㫀㫇㪼㪻㫀㪸㩷 㪸㫉㫋㫀㪺㫃㪼㪅㩷㪠㵭㫄㩷㪸㩷㪽㪸㫅㩷㫆㪽㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪪㪿㪼㫇㫇㪼㫐㪃㩷 㫀㫅㫍㪼㫅㫋㪼㪻㩷 㪹㫐㩷 㪛㫆㫌㪾㫃㪸㫊㩷 㪘㪻㪸㫄㫊㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㪡㫆㪿㫅㩷 㪣㫃㫆㫐㪻㪃㩷 㫎㪿㫀㪺㪿㩷 㫀㫊㩷 㪸㩷 㫄㪼㪸㫊㫌㫉㪼㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪻㫀㫊㫋㪸㫅㪺㪼㩷 㪻㪼䋡㩷㫅㪼㪻㩷 㪸㫊㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪺㫃㫆㫊㪼㫊㫋㩷
the plumber’s FAUCET
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㫊㪿㫀㫇㪃㩷 㫋㪿㪼㫅㩷 㫐㫆㫌㩷 㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷 㪈㩷 㫄㫀㫃㫃㫀㪟㪼㫃㪼㫅㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪹㪼㪸㫌㫋㫐㪅㩷 㪫㫌㫉㫅㫊㩷 㫆㫌㫋㩷 㪈㪈㪏㪍㩷 㫊㪿㫀㫇㫊㩷 㪸㫉㪼㩷 㫊㪸㫀㪻㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷 㫊㪸㫀㫃㪼㪻㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷 㪫㫉㫆㫐㪃㩷 㫊㫆㩷 㪟㪼㫃㪼㫅㵭㫊㩷 㪹㪼㪸㫌㫋㫐㩷 㫎㪸㫊㩷 㪸㪺㫋㫌㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷 㪈㪅㪈㪏㪍㩷 㪟㪼㫃㪼㫅㫊㪅㩷 㪛㪸㫍㫀㪻㩷 㪞㫆㫀㫅㪼㫊㪃㩷 㫎㪿㫆㩷 㫎㫉㫆㫋㪼㩷㪸㫅㩷㪸㫉㫋㫀㪺㫃㪼㩷㫆㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫌㫅㫀㫋㪃㩷㪺㫃㪸㫀㫄㫊㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㪈㩷㫇㫀㪺㫆㪟㪼㫃㪼㫅㩷㩿㪈㪇㪄㪈㪉㩷㪟㪼㫃㪼㫅㫊㪀㩷㫀㫊㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷㪹㪼㪸㫌㫋㫐㩷㫅㪼㪼㪻㪼㪻㩷㫋㫆㩷㵰㪙㪸㫉㪹㪼㪺㫌㪼㩷㪸㩷 㪺㫆㫌㫇㫃㪼㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫊㫋㪼㪸㫂㫊㩷 㩽㩷 㫋㫆㫊㫊㩷 㪸㫅㩷 㫀㫅㫅㪼㫉㩷 㫋㫌㪹㪼㩷㫀㫅㫋㫆㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫇㫆㫆㫃㪅㵱㩷㪫㪿㪼㫉㪼㩷㪸㫉㪼㩷㫆㪽㩷 㪺㫆㫌㫉㫊㪼㩷㫄㫆㫉㪼㩷㪻㪼㫋㪸㫀㫃㫊㩷㪸㪹㫆㫌㫋㩷㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷㫌㫅㫀㫋㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪮㫀㫂㫀㫇㪼㪻㫀㪸㩷 㪸㫉㫋㫀㪺㫃㪼㪃㩷 㫊㫌㪺㪿㩷 㪸㫊㩷㪿㫆㫎㩷㫋㫆㩷㪻㪼㪸㫃㩷㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷㫅㪼㪾㪸㫋㫀㫍㪼㩷 㫍㪸㫃㫌㪼㫊㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪹㪼㪸㫌㫋㫐㪃㩷 㪸㫊㩷 㫎㪼㫃㫃㩷 㪸㫊㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪻㪼㫊㪺㫉㫀㫇㫋㫀㫆㫅㫊㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫄㪸㫅㫐㩷 㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷 㫌㫅㫀㫋㫊㪅㩷 㪠㫅㫋㪼㫉㪼㫊㫋㫀㫅㪾㩷 㪸㫊㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷 㪮㫀㫂㫀㫇㪼㪻㫀㪸㩷 㪸㫉㫋㫀㪺㫃㪼㩷 㫄㪸㫐㩷 㪹㪼㪃㩷㫀㫋㩷㪽㪸㫀㫃㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫄㪼㫅㫋㫀㫆㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪟㪼㫃㪼㫅㩷 㫀㫊㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪽㪼㫄㫀㫅㫀㫅㪼㩷㪽㫆㫉㫄㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫇㫆㫇㫌㫃㪸㫉㩷 㫌㫅㫀㫋㩷 㫂㫅㫆㫎㫅㩷㪸㫊㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪛㪸㫍㫀㪻㪅
㪘㩷㫐㪸㫉㪻㩷㫆㪽㩷㪸㫃㪼㩷㫀㫊㩷㪼㫏㪸㪺㫋㫃㫐㩷㫎㪿㪸㫋㩷㫀㫋㩷 㫊㫆㫌㫅㪻㫊㩷㫃㫀㫂㪼㪑㩷㪉㪅㪌㩷㫇㫀㫅㫋㫊㩷㫆㪽㩷㪹㪼㪼㫉㩷㫀㫅㩷㪸㩷 㫋㪿㫀㫅㩷 㪾㫃㪸㫊㫊㪃㩷 㪈㩷 㫐㪸㫉㪻㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㪿㪼㫀㪾㪿㫋㪅㩷 㪝㫆㫉㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪠㫄㫇㪼㫉㫀㪸㫃㫃㫐㪄㪺㪿㪸㫃㫃㪼㫅㪾㪼㪻㪃㩷 㫋㪿㫆㫊㪼㩷 㫄㪼㪸㫊㫌㫉㪼㫄㪼㫅㫋㫊㩷㫀㫅㩷㫄㪼㫋㫉㫀㪺㩷㪸㫉㪼㩷㪈㪅㪋㩷㪣㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㪐㪈㪋㪅㪋㩷 㫄㫄㪃㩷 㫉㪼㫊㫇㪼㪺㫋㫀㫍㪼㫃㫐㪅㩷 㪫㪿㪼㩷 㫇㫉㪸㪺㫋㫀㪺㪼㩷㫆㪽㩷㪻㫉㫀㫅㫂㫀㫅㪾㩷㫆㫌㫋㩷㫆㪽㩷㪸㩷㵰㫐㪸㫉㪻㩷 㪾㫃㪸㫊㫊㵱㩷 㫆㫉㫀㪾㫀㫅㪸㫋㪼㪻㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㪜㫅㪾㫃㪸㫅㪻㪃㩷 㫇㫉㫆㪹㪸㪹㫃㫐㩷㫀㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪈㪍㪇㪇㫊㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪻㫉㫀㫅㫂㫀㫅㪾㩷 㪸㩷㫐㪸㫉㪻㩷㪸㫊㩷㫈㫌㫀㪺㫂㫃㫐㩷㪸㫊㩷㫇㫆㫊㫊㫀㪹㫃㪼㩷㫀㫊㩷㫅㫆㫎㩷 㪸㩷㫋㫉㪸㪻㫀㫋㫀㫆㫅㪸㫃㩷㫇㫌㪹㩷㪾㪸㫄㪼㩷㫀㫅㩷㪜㫅㪾㫃㪸㫅㪻㪃㩷 㪘㫌㫊㫋㫉㪸㫃㫀㪸㪃㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㪥㪼㫎㩷 㪱㪼㪸㫃㪸㫅㪻㪅㩷 㪧㪸㫉㫋㩷 㫆㪽㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪺㪿㪸㫃㫃㪼㫅㪾㪼㩷㫆㪽㩷㪺㪿㫌㪾㪾㫀㫅㪾㩷㪸㩷㫐㪸㫉㪻㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪹㪼㪼㫉㪃㩷 㪹㪼㫊㫀㪻㪼㫊㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪽㪸㪺㫋㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪈㪅㪋㩷 㪣㩷 㫀㫊㩷 㫃㫆㫋㪃㩷 㫀㫊㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㫋㪿㪼㫉㪼㩷 㫀㫊㩷 㪹㫌㫃㪹㩷 㪸㫋㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪹㫆㫋㫋㫆㫄㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪾㫃㪸㫊㫊㩷 㫎 㪿 㫀 㪺 㪿㩷 㪺 㪸 㫌 㫊 㪼 㫊㩷 㪸㩷 㫉㫌㫊㪿㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪹㪼㪼㫉㩷 㪸㫋㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪼㫅㪻㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪸㩷 㪺㪿㫌㪾㪃㩷 㫌㫊㫌㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷 㫉㪼㫊㫌㫃㫋㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㪸㩷 㪽㪸㪺㪼㪄㪽㫌㫃㫃㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪹㪼㪼㫉㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫀㫅㪼㫏㫇㪼㫉㫀㪼㫅㪺㪼㪻㩷 㫐㪸㫉㪻㪄 㪻㫉㫀㫅㫂㪼㫉㪅㩷 㪝㫆㫉㫄㪼㫉㩷 㪘㫌㫊㫋㫉㪸㫃㫀㪸㫅㩷 㪧㫉㫀㫄㪼㩷 㪤㫀㫅㫀㫊㫋㪼㫉㩷 㪙㫆㪹㩷 㪟㪸㫎㫂㪼㩷 㫇㪼㫉㪽㪼㪺㫋㪼㪻㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪸㫉㫋㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪻㫆㫎㫅㫀㫅㪾㩷 㪸㩷 㫐㪸㫉㪻㪃㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫌㫊㪼㪻㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪿㫆㫃㪻㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫎㫆㫉㫃㪻㩷 㫉㪼㪺㫆㫉㪻㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪈㪈㩷 㫊㪼㪺㫆㫅㪻㫊㪅㩷 㪰㫆㫌㩷 㫂㫅㫆㫎㩷 㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷 㫇㫆㫃㫀㫋㫀㪺㪸㫃㩷 㫊㫐㫊㫋㪼㫄㩷 㫀㫊㩷 㪻㫆㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫊㫆㫄㪼㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫉㫀㪾㪿㫋㩷 㫎㪿㪼㫅㩷 㪸㩷 㫄㪸㫅㩷 㫃㫀㫂㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㪾㪼㫋㫊㩷㪼㫃㪼㪺㫋㪼㪻㩸
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the plumber’s FAUCET
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Trottier Man! Forgets to Put on Deodorant, Almost Kills Pedestrian by Ben Share
㩷 㪫㫉㫆㫋㫋㫀㪼㫉㩷 㪤㪸㫅㪃㩷 㪿㪸㫍㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫊㫌㫉㫍㫀㫍㪼㪻㩷 㪿㫀㫊㩷 㪼㫅㪺㫆㫌㫅㫋㪼㫉㩷 㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫁㪸㫅㫀㫋㫆㫉㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫇㫉㪼㫍㫀㫆㫌㫊㩷 㫅㫀㪾㪿㫋㪃㩷 㫎㪸㫊㩷 㪿㪼㪸㪻㪼㪻㩷㪹㪸㪺㫂㩷㫋㫆㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪫㫉㫆㫋㫋㫀㪼㫉㩷㪙㫌㫀㫃㪻㫀㫅㪾㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷㪸㫅㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷㫃㫆㫅㪾㩷㪻㪸㫐㩷㫆㪽㩷㫊㫋㫌㪻㫐㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫎㫆㫉㫂㪅㩷㩷㪟㪼㩷㫎㪸㫊㩷㫀㪻㫃㫐㩷㫋㪿㫀㫅㫂㫀㫅㪾㩷㪸㪹㫆㫌㫋㩷 㪻㫀㪽㪽㪼㫉㪼㫅㫋㩷 㫎㪸㫐㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪸㫇㫇㫉㫆㪸㪺㪿㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫇㫉㫆㪹㫃㪼㫄㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪧㪔㪥㪧㪃㩷 㫎㪿㪼㫅㩷 㪿㪼㩷 㫎㪸㫊㩷 㪻㫀㫊㫋㫉㪸㪺㫋㪼㪻㩷㪹㫐㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫅㪸㪾㪾㫀㫅㪾㩷㫊㫌㫊㫇㫀㪺㫀㫆㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪿㪼㩷 㪿㪸㪻㩷 㪽㫆㫉㪾㫆㫋㫋㪼㫅㩷 㫊㫆㫄㪼㫋㪿㫀㫅㪾㪅㩷㩷 㪟㪼㩷 㫎㪸㫊㩷 㫇㫆㫊㫀㫋㫀㫍㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪿㪼㩷 㪿㪸㪻㩷 㫇㪸㫀㪻㩷 㪿㫀㫊㩷㫇㪿㫆㫅㪼㪃㩷㫀㫅㫋㪼㫉㫅㪼㫋㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪮㫆㫉㫃㪻㩷㫆㪽㩷 㪮㪸㫉㪺㫉㪸㪽㫋㩷 㫊㫌㪹㫊㪺㫉㫀㫇㫋㫀㫆㫅㫊㪃㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫎㪸㫊㩷 㫇㫉㪼㫋㫋㫐㩷 㫊㫌㫉㪼㩷 㪿㪼㩷 㫎㪸㫊㩷 㫎㪼㪸㫉㫀㫅㪾㩷 㪺㫃㪼㪸㫅㩷 㫊㫆㪺㫂㫊㩷㪸㫊㩷㫎㪼㫃㫃㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㪻㪸㫐㪅㩷㩷㪫㪸㫂㫀㫅㪾㩷㫆㫌㫋㩷 㪿㫀㫊㩷 㪺㪸㫅㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪤㫆㫅㫊㫋㪼㫉㩷 㪸㫊㩷 㪿㪼㩷 㪿㪼㪸㪻㪼㪻㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪿㫀㫊㩷 㫃㪼㪺㫋㫌㫉㪼㪃㩷 㪿㪼㩷 㫎㪸㫊㩷 㫌㫅㫊㫌㫉㪼㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫎㪿㪼㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷㫆㫉㩷㫅㫆㫋㩷㪿㪼㩷㫎㫆㫌㫃㪻㩷㪹㪼㩷㪸㪹㫃㪼㩷㫋㫆㩷 㪾㪼㫋㩷 㪸㩷 㫊㪼㪸㫋㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㪜㪚㪪㪜㩷 㪈㪇㪇㪈㪇㪈㪇㪈㪈㪇㪃㩷 㫆㫉㩷㫎㪸㫊㩷㫀㫋㩷㪜㪚㪪㪜㩷㪈㪇㪈㪇㪈㪈㪈㪇㪇㪇㪖㩷㪫㪿㪼㩷 㫅㪼㫎㩷 㪹㫀㫅㪸㫉㫐㩷 㫅㫌㫄㪹㪼㫉㩷 㫊㫐㫊㫋㪼㫄㩷 㫎㪸㫊㩷 㫇㫉㫆㪹㪸㪹㫃㫐㩷 㪸㩷 㪹㪸㪻㩷 㫀㪻㪼㪸㪃㩷 㪿㪼㩷 㫉㪼㫃㪼㫅㫋㪼㪻㪃㩷
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Ignorance in History: The Origins of Halloween as We Know It by Neil DenToom 㪟㫀㫊㫋㫆㫉㫐㩷㪿㪸㫊㩷㪸㩷㫎㪸㫐㩷㫆㪽㩷㪻㪼䋡㩷㫅㫀㫅㪾㩷㫆㫌㫉㩷㫃㫀㫍㪼㫊㩷㪸㫊㩷㫋㪿㪼㫐㩷㪸㫉㪼㩷㫋㫆㪻㪸㫐㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㪃㩷㪸㫊㩷㫐㫆㫌㩷㫄㫀㪾㪿㫋㩷㪿㪸㫍㪼㩷㫊㪼㪼㫅㩷㫇㫉㫆㫍㪼㫅㩷㫀㫅㩷㪸㫃㫃㩷㫇㪸㫉㫋㫊㩷㫆㪽㩷 㪙㪸㪺㫂㩷㫋㫆㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪝㫌㫋㫌㫉㪼㪑㩷㫎㪿㪸㫋㩷㪿㪸㫇㫇㪼㫅㫊㩷㫀㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫇㪸㫊㫋㩷㪻㫆㪼㫊㫅㵭㫋㩷㪸㫃㫎㪸㫐㫊㩷㫊㫋㪸㫐㩷㫀㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㫐㩷㫇㪸㫊㫋㪅㩷㪮㪿㫀㪺㪿㪃㩷㫀㫊㩷㫎㪿㫐㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫋㫉㫌㪼㩷㪽㪸㪺㫋㫊㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷 㪿㪸㫇㫇㪼㫅㫊㫋㪸㫅㪺㪼㫊㩷㫆㪽㩷㪿㫀㫊㫋㫆㫉㫐㩷㪸㫉㪼㩷㫊㫆㩷㪽㪸㫊㪺㫀㫅㪸㫋㫀㫅㪾㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪺㪸㫅㩷㫊㪼㪼㫄㩷㫁㫌㫊㫋㩷㪸㩷㫋㪸㪻㩷㫇㫉㪼㫇㫆㫊㫋㪼㫉㫆㫌㫊㪅㩷 㪰㫆㫌㩷㫄㪸㫐㩷㫋㪿㫀㫅㫂㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㪃㩷㫄㫌㪺㪿㩷㫃㫀㫂㪼㩷㫄㪸㫅㫐㩷㫆㪽㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪺㫆㫅㪺㪼㫇㫋㫊㪃㩷㪼㫈㫌㪸㫋㫀㫆㫅㫊㪃㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪻㪼㫉㫀㫍㪸㫋㫀㫆㫅㫊㩷㫐㫆㫌㫉㩷㫇㫉㫆㪽㪼㫊㫊㫆㫉㫊㩷㫇㫉㪼㫊㪼㫅㫋㩷㫀㫅㩷 㪺㫃㪸㫊㫊㪃㩷㫇㫉㪼㫊㪼㫅㫋㩷㪻㪸㫐㩷㪟㪸㫃㫃㫆㫎㪼㪼㫅㩷㪿㪸㫊㩷㪺㫆㫄㪼㩷㫊㫋㫉㪸㫀㪾㪿㫋㩷㪽㫉㫆㫄㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪹㪸㪺㫂㩷㫄㫀㪻㪻㫃㪼㩷㫇㫆㪺㫂㪼㫋㩷㫆㪽㩷㫊㫆㫄㪼㫆㫅㪼㵭㫊㩷㫁㪼㪸㫅㫊㪅㩷㪟㫆㫎㪼㫍㪼㫉㪃㩷㪸㪽㫋㪼㫉㩷 㫊㪺㫉㫌㫇㫌㫃㫆㫌㫊㩷㪽㪸㪺㫋㩷䋡㩷㫅㪻㫀㫅㪾㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪸㩷㪺㪸㫉㪼㪽㫌㫃㩷㪸㫅㪸㫃㫐㫊㫀㫊㪃㩷㪟㪸㫃㫃㫆㫎㪼㪼㫅㩷㪿㪸㫊㩷㪹㪼㪼㫅㩷㪿㪼㪸㪻㫀㫅㪾㩷㫀㫅㩷㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷㪻㫀㫉㪼㪺㫋㫀㫆㫅㩷㪽㫆㫉㩷㫈㫌㫀㫋㪼㩷㫊㫆㫄㪼㩷㫋㫀㫄㪼㪅
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㪝㫌㫉㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷 㫊㫋㫀㫃㫃㪃㩷 㫀㫋㩷 㫎㪸㫊㩷 㫃㪸㫎㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪸㩷 㫐㫆㫌㫅㪾㩷 㫄㪸㫅㩷 㫎㪿㫆㩷 㫌㫅㪻㪼㫉㫎㪼㫅㫋㩷 㫊㪼㫏㫌㪸㫃㩷 㫉㪼㫃㪸㫋㫀㫆㫅㫊㩷 㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷 㪸㩷 㫐㫆㫌㫅㪾㩷 㫎㫆㫄㪸㫅㩷 㪸㫋㩷 㪿㫀㫊㩷㪻㫆㫆㫉㩷㫀㫅㩷㪺㫆㫊㫋㫌㫄㪼㩷㫎㫆㫌㫃㪻㩷㫆㫎㪼㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫎㫆㫄㪸㫅㩷 㫆㫅㪼㩷 㪻㪸㫐㵭㫊㩷 㫇㪸㫐㩷 㪼㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷 㫎㪼㪼㫂㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪽㫆㫃㫃㫆㫎㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫄㫆㫅㫋㪿㩷 㩿㫊㪼㪼㩷 㪸㫃㫊㫆㪑㩷 㪦㫉㫀㪾㫀㫅㫊㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪧㫉㫆㫊㫋㫀㫋㫌㫋㫀㫆㫅㪀㪅㩷 㪘㫃㫊㫆㩷 㫅㫆㫋㪼㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㫀㫋㩷㫎㪸㫊㩷㪼㫏㫋㫉㪼㫄㪼㫃㫐㩷㫉㪸㫉㪼㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㪼㫀㪄 㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪹㫆㫐㩷㫆㫉㩷㪾㫀㫉㫃㩷㫂㫅㪼㫎㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫆㫋㪿㪄 㪼㫉㵭㫊㩷㫅㪸㫄㪼㪅㩷 㪫㪿㫀㫊㩷㫃㪸㫎㩷㫉㪼㫄㪸㫀㫅㪼㪻㩷㪽㫆㫉㩷㫊㫆㫄㪼㩷㫋㫀㫄㪼㩷 㪹㫌㫋㩷㪼㫍㪼㫅㫋㫌㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷㪹㪼㪾㪸㫅㩷㫋㫆㩷㪹㪼㩷㪸㪹㫌㫊㪼㪻㪅㩷 㪫㪿㪼㩷 㪽㪼㫄㪸㫃㪼㫊㩷 㪽㪸㫋㫀㪾㫌㪼㪻㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫋㫉㫐㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫊㪼㪻㫌㪺㪼㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫄㪼㫅㩷㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫋㫉㪸㪻㫀㫋㫀㫆㫅㪄 㪸㫃㩷 㫉㪼㫍㪼㪸㫃㫀㫅㪾㩷 㪺㫆㫊㫋㫌㫄㪼㫊㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫌㫊㪼㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪺㪿㪸㫉㫄㪅㩷㪫㪿㪼㫐㩷㫊㪼㪼㫂㪼㪻㩷㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷㫄㪼㫋㪿㫆㪻㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷㪼㪸㫉㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㫀㫉㩷㫉㫀㪾㪿㫋㪽㫌㫃㩷㫄㫆㫅㫋㪿㫃㫐㩷㫇㪸㫐㪄 㫄㪼㫅㫋㫊㪅㩷 㪫㪿㪼㩷 㫊㫆㫃㫌㫋㫀㫆㫅㫊㪃㩷 㫁㫌㫊㫋㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫅㪸㫄㪼㩷 㪸㩷 㪺㫆㫌㫇㫃㪼㪃㩷 㪺㪸㫄㪼㩷 㪽㫉㫆㫄㩷 㪞㪼㫉㫄㪸㫅㫐㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㪩㫌㫊㫊㫀㪸㩷㫀㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪽㫆㫉㫄㩷㫆㪽㩷㪹㪼㪼㫉㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫍㫆㪻㪄
the plumber’s FAUCET
In the Caressing Words of Poets... 㫂㪸㪅㩷 㪧㫉㪼㫊㪼㫅㫋㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫆㫅㪼㫊㪼㫃㪽㩷 㪸㪽㫋㪼㫉㩷 㪺㫆㫅㪄 㫊㫌㫄㫀㫅㪾㩷 㪸㩷 㫂㪼㪾㩷 㫆㫉㩷 㪹㫆㫋㫋㫃㪼㩷 㫊㪼㪼㫄㪼㪻㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫊㫂㫐㫉㫆㪺㫂㪼㫋㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㫇㫉㫆㪹㪸㪹㫀㫃㫀㫋㫐㩷㫆㪽㩷㪿㪸㫍㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫊㪼㫏㫌㪸㫃㩷 㫉㪼㫃㪸㫋㫀㫆㫅㫊㩷 㫎㫀㫋㪿㩷 㫆㫅㪼㩷 㫆㫉㩷 㫄㫆㫉㪼㩷 㫐㫆㫌㫅㪾㩷㫄㪼㫅㪅㩷 㪫㪿㫀㫊㩷 㪺㫆㫅㫋㫀㫅㫌㪼㪻㩷 㫀㫅㩷 㫊㫌㪺㪿㩷 㪸㩷 㫄㪸㫅㪄 㫅㪼㫉㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷 㫈㫌㫀㫋㪼㩷 㪸㩷 㫅㫌㫄㪹㪼㫉㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫐㪼㪸㫉㫊㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪺㫌㫊㫋㫆㫄㫊㩷 㫍㫀㪾㫆㫉㫆㫌㫊㫃㫐㩷 㫊㫇㫉㪼㪸㪻㩷 㪸㫃㫃㩷 㪸㪺㫉㫆㫊㫊㩷 㪜㫌㫉㫆㫇㪼㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫆㫍㪼㫉㫊㪼㪸㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪥㫆㫉㫋㪿㩷㪘㫄㪼㫉㫀㪺㪸㪅㩷㪞㫆㫍㪼㫉㫅㫄㪼㫅㫋㫊㩷㪼㫍㪼㫅㪄 㫋㫌㪸㫃㫃㫐㩷㫉㪼㫄㫆㫍㪼㪻㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪺㫃㪸㫌㫊㪼㩷㫉㪼㪾㪸㫉㪻㫀㫅㪾㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫄㪸㫅㪻㪸㫋㫆㫉㫐㩷 㫎㪼㪼㫂㫃㫐㩷 㫇㪸㫐㫄㪼㫅㫋㫊㪃㩷 㪹㫌㫋㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪺㫀㫋㫀㫑㪼㫅㫊㩷㫎㪼㫉㪼㩷㫊㫆㩷㪸㪺㪺㫌㫊㫋㫆㫄㪼㪻㩷 㫋㫆㩷㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷㪻㫉㪼㫊㫊㫀㫅㪾㩷㫌㫇㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪻㫉㫀㫅㫂㫀㫅㪾㩷㫋㫉㪸㪄 㪻㫀㫋㫀㫆㫅㩷㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷㫋㪿㪼㫐㩷㪺㫆㫅㫋㫀㫅㫌㪼㪻㩷㪸㫅㫐㫎㪸㫐㪅 㪠㫋㩷㫎㪸㫊㩷㫅㫆㫋㩷㫌㫅㫋㫀㫃㩷㪸㫅㫆㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷㫅㫌㫄㪹㪼㫉㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㫐㪼㪸㫉㫊㩷 㫃㪸㫋㪼㫉㩷 㫎㪿㪼㫅㩷 㪹㫉㪼㫎㪼㫉㫀㪼㫊㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫃㫀㫈㫌㫆㫉㩷㪺㫆㫄㫇㪸㫅㫀㪼㫊㩷㫎㪼㫉㪼㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪻㫆㫄㫀㫅㪸㫅㫋㩷 㫇㫆㫎㪼㫉㫊㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㪿㫆㫊㫇㫀㫋㪸㫃㫊㩷 㫎㪼㫉㪼㩷 㫆㫌㫋㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪺㫆㫅㫋㫉㫆㫃㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪾㫆㫍㪼㫉㫅㫄㪼㫅㫋㫊㩷 㪻㪼㪺㫀㪻㪼㪻㩷 㫋㫆㩷㫇㫌㫋㩷㪸㫅㩷㪼㫅㪻㩷㫋㫆㩷㫋㪿㫀㫊㩷㫋㫉㪸㪻㫀㫋㫀㫆㫅㪅㩷㪘㫃㫃㩷 㫃㪸㫎㩷㪸㫄㪼㫅㪻㫄㪼㫅㫋㩷㫄㪼㪼㫋㫀㫅㪾㫊㩷㫎㪼㫉㪼㩷㪿㪼㫃㪻㩷 㫆㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷䋡㩷㫅㪸㫃㩷㪻㪸㫐㩷㫆㪽㩷㪼㪸㪺㪿㩷㫄㫆㫅㫋㪿㪃㩷㫊㫆㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫐㫆㫌㫅㪾㩷 㫇㫆㫃㫀㫋㫀㪺㫀㪸㫅㫊㩷 㪾㫆㫋㩷 㫋㫆㪾㪼㫋㪿㪼㫉㩷 㫆㫅㪼㩷㫅㫀㪾㪿㫋㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㪹㪼㪾㪸㫅㩷㫋㫆㩷㫎㫉㫀㫋㪼㩷㪺㫃㪸㫌㫊㪄 㪼㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㪹㪸㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫆㪹㫊㪺㪼㫅㪼㩷 㪼㫍㪼㫅㫋㫊㩷 㫋㪿㪸㫋㩷 㪿㪸㫇㫇㪼㫅㪼㪻㩷 㫆㫅㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㫃㪸㫊㫋㩷 㪻㪸㫐㩷 㫆㪽㩷 㪼㫍㪼㫉㫐㩷 㫄㫆㫅㫋㪿㪅㩷㪘㫊㩷㫋㪿㪼㫐㩷㫎㪼㫉㪼㩷㪸㪹㫆㫌㫋㩷㫋㫆㩷㫎㫉㫀㫋㪼㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷㫊㫀㪾㫅㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷䋡㩷㫅㪸㫃㩷㪺㫃㪸㫌㫊㪼㩷㪽㫆㫉㩷㪦㪺㫋㫆㪄 㪹㪼㫉㪃㩷㫋㪿㪼㩷㪻㫆㫆㫉㪹㪼㫃㫃㩷㫉㪸㫅㪾㪅㩷㪫㪿㪼㫉㪼㩷㫊㫋㫆㫆㪻㩷 㫆㫍㪼㫉㩷 㪸㩷 㪻㫆㫑㪼㫅㩷 㫅㫌㫉㫊㪼㫊㪃㩷 㫇㫉㫀㫅㪺㪼㫊㫊㪼㫊㪃㩷 㪽㪸㫀㫉㫀㪼㫊㩷 㪸㫅㪻㩷 㫎㫆㫆㪻㫃㪸㫅㪻㩷 㪺㫉㪼㪸㫋㫌㫉㪼㫊㪃㩷 㫊㫋㫉㫌㪾㪾㫃㫀㫅㪾㩷㫋㫆㩷㫊㫋㪸㫅㪻㪃㩷㪹㫌㫋㩷㪹㪼㪾㪾㫀㫅㪾㩷㪽㫆㫉㩷 㪺㪸㫅㪻㫐㩷㪸㫅㪻㩷㫊㫆㫄㪼㫆㫅㪼㩷㫋㫆㩷㫇㫃㪸㫐㩷㫎㫀㫋㪿㪅 㪥㪼㪼㪻㫃㪼㫊㫊㩷 㫋㫆㩷 㫊㪸㫐㪃㩷 㫋㪿㪼㩷 㪺㫃㪸㫌㫊㪼㩷 㪽㫆㫉㩷 㪦㪺㫋㫆㪹㪼㫉㩷㪊㪈㫊㫋㩷㫎㪸㫊㩷㫅㪼㫍㪼㫉㩷㪺㫆㫄㫇㫃㪼㫋㪼㪻㪅
In days of old when knights were bold And rubbers weren’t invented They wrapped their socks Around their cocks, And babies were prevented. A foolish young woman named Alice, Used dynamite for a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of her anus in Dallas. There was a plumber named Lee Who was plumbing some broad by the sea. Said the broad, “Stop you plumbing, There’s somebody coming,” Said the Plumber, still plumbing, “It’s me!” There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a fucking machine. Both concave and convex, - Limericks collected by It could fit either sex, Becca Weber T’was the damndest thing ever seen. A McGill Engineer once did a girl from Queen’s With pretty face, slender legs, and lovely in-betweens She knew compared to men from Queen’s his finish was a feat, For to make him cum she didn’t have to dress in wool and bleat
- New Verse of Godiva’s Hymn Written by David Bailey
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