TV & Radio guide PLUS a great read! 7 - 13 NOV 2015
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A glamorous knees-up at The Queen Vic and a Strictly special with the cast of Call the Midwife are among the highlights of this year’s big BBC fundraising bash. Terry Wogan heads a line-up of presenters including Tess Daly and Nick Grimshaw, and music is provided by the likes of Ellie Goulding and Rod Stewart. Meanwhile, Harry Hill will be adding a surreal touch to Pudsey’s party P21 with his take onMain some classic TV shows… image… Catherine (right)
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Mark and Jez are back for a final-ever series of the award-winning comedy, with David Mitchell and Robert Webb once again playing the hopeless best friends. After chucking out his old pal, Mark now has a new flatmate – but he can’t get rid of Jez that easily! Familiar characters Sophie (Olivia Colman), Johnson (Paterson Joseph), Super Hans (Matt King) and Dobby (Isy Suttie) all return later in the series! P17
Friends reunited..? Jez (left) and Mark
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WEEKDAYS 9-13 Nov, 7.25am CBeebies Children’s
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Cult pre-school show Teletubbies, which was a huge hit in the late-1990s, returns to CBeebies. Once again centred on the adventures of Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po in green and pleasant Teletubbyland, this updated version is narrated by Daniel Rigby and features the voices of Fearne Cotton, P16 Jane Horrocks, Jim Broadbent and Antonia Thomas. Eh-oh, again! From left: Laa-Laa, Dipsy, Po and Tinky Winky
FRIDAY 13 Nov, From 9.00am BBC iPlayer Entertainment Frank Skinner presents a new weekly talk show on BBC iPlayer in which he gets up close and personal to celebrities, including Zoë Ball and comedian Josh Widdicombe, as they reveal what they’ve been watching on iPlayer – and where! This week, it’s the turn of Lee Mack to lift the lid on his telly watching secrets…
The Hunt
Quest for food… The polar bear and Arctic fox (inset)
SUNDAY 8 November, 9.00pm BBC1 Factual
David Attenborough and the crew turn their attention to the Arctic, where predators and prey battle for survival amid the harshest conditions found anywhere on the planet. When the summer arrives, polar bears and Arctic foxes know they must eat as much as possible in just a few weeks if they are to have any chance of surviving the icy winter.
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Just fab… Which Beatles hit will top the viewers’ poll?
Decisions to make… Lady Edith (left) and Lady Mary
London Spy MONDAY 9 November, 9.00pm BBC2 Drama Ben Whishaw (Q in the two most recent Bond films) plays Danny, a nightclubber drawn into the world of espionage when his latest lover, Alex (Wolf Hall’s Edward Holcroft) goes missing. As he seeks the truth, Danny’s helped by his old pal, Scottie (Jim Broadbent), who works for the government and thinks Alex may P19 have been a spy…
new Vanished… Danny (left) goes in search of missing Alex
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SUNDAY 8 November, 9.00pm ITV Drama
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There are some big shocks in store for the Crawley family as Downton Abbey reaches its final episode. Lady Edith must decide whether to accept Bertie Pelham’s proposal, while Lady Mary can’t stop thinking about racing driver Henry Talbot. Will either of the sisters finally find P17 happiness in their love lives?
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Gruesome find… Marlott (centre) with Mary Shelley and Nightingale
The tasks are tougher than ever when MasterChef: The Professionals returns with the first two heats and quarterfinal. In each heat, six chefs complete a basic skills test set by Monica Galetti or Marcus Wareing, before cooking their signature dish. Judges Monica, Marcus and Gregg Wallace will then send three chefs P20 into the quarter-final.
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ITV Entertainment The Beatles notched up an incredible 17 No.1 singles in the UK, so there’s plenty to get nostalgic about in this countdown of their best-loved hits – both here and in the United States. Expect interviews with Fab Four insiders, friends and celebrity fans, as well as archive footage of the band. But which song – from a long list that includes She Loves You, Hey Jude and Help! – will Brits vote as their all-time favourite?
The Frankenstein Chronicles
WED 11 Nov, 10.00pm ITV Encore Drama
This six-part period crime drama is a terrifying re-imagining of the Frankenstein myth, with Sean Bean playing the hero, Inspector John Marlott. In 1827, Marlott investigates after a child’s body, washed up by the River Thames, is found to be a macabre assembly of human body parts. Richie Campbell plays Marlott’s sidekick, Nightingale, while Anna Maxwell Martin P22 plays author Mary Shelley. 5
TV SOAPWEEK What’s on
6 PAGES of all the week’s hottest plots
What a week for... Mick’s betrayal
CORONATION STREET
EASTENDERS The landlord is in trouble when his family find out he’s been meeting mum Shirley in secret. p9
Liz’s love life CORONATION STREET She’s back together with Tony, who cheated on her! But how will Steve take it? p8
Andy’s revenge EMMERDALE
Killers exposed!
The war between the brothers boils over as he sets out to get rid of Robert once and for all. p11
Monday MUST-SEE EPISODE!
Grace bumped of? HOLLYOAKS While trying to help Trevor, she puts herself in the path of the Gloved Hand Killer… p8
Steph framed?
Marilyn’s memory HOME AND AWAY Having survived an electric shock, she now doesn’t recognise her husband, John! p8
Emma’s on a mission DOCTORS The medic is determined to track down her late fiancé’s estranged p8 daughter…
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NEIGHBOURS She’s in the clear for torching the local school – but was someone trying p8 to frame her?
Floored… What will Gail (left) make of David and Kylie’s story?
Gail’s shocked when she walks in on David and Kylie talking about the young mum’s part in murdering evil Callum…
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aving just had her new annexe built, Gail wants a party to show it of – not realising Callum’s body is stashed underneath it! Kylie, however, is well aware Callum’s corpse is beneath their feet, because she and husband David buried him after Kylie killed him when she found her ex attacking Sarah!
Piling on the pressure Freaked out over the murder, Kylie tells David there’s no way she can go to the party because she can’t bring herself to dance on Callum’s ‘grave’… ‘She’s convinced she can smell something under the annexe floor,’ explains Paula Lane, who plays Kylie. ‘It’s just in her head, but she starts
spraying a ton of air freshener, which chokes everyone.’ Worried Kylie’s losing her mind, frantic David desperately tries to keep her calm, but he’s thrown when mum Gail suddenly walks in on them discussing their killer secret! ‘Gail overhears them having a conversation along the lines of: “You’d be in prison if it wasn’t for me!” ’ reveals Paula. David quickly realises Gail needs an explanation, so he piles yet more pressure on his stressed wife! ‘David goes into a tailspin
and tries to cover by telling Gail to ignore Kylie as she’s back on drugs!’ says Paula. ‘It’s a kick in the stomach for Kylie and just another thing to worry her.’ Luckily, Gail seems to swallow the story and, to keep up the lie, David persuades Kylie to pretend to attend a drugs counselling session. But will the Platts’ grisly secret stay buried for long? ‘Kylie’s really weighed down by her guilt and David hasn’t let her deal with it,’ says Paula. ‘It’s all been about moving on – and she’s finding it Mum’s the harder to word… Gail do that…’ ■ 7
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TV SOAPWEEK CORONATION STREET Caught in the act… Amy walks in to see Tony and Liz kissing
HOME AND AWAY
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Marilyn’s memory loss
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fter being electrocuted, Marilyn slowly comes round from her coma. But John’s joy is short-lived when it becomes clear his wife has amnesia and is stuck in the year 1996! Not only does Marilyn think she’s still married to Don Fisher, but she doesn’t recognise Leah, Jett or even John! Her husband desperately tries to trigger her memory with photos of their life. But, feeling overwhelmed, Marilyn sneaks out of hospital in search of her past life… Q www.channel5.com/shows/ home-and-away
Forget-me-not… Marilyn wakes up thinking it’s 1996
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Steph in the frame!
Together again! Liz forgives her cheating ex-boyfriend, Tony, but their secret afair is discovered
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t’s been six months since Liz found out her boyfriend, Tony, was cheating on her with arch-rival Tracy. Pub landlady Liz has dated since, but she still has feelings for the man who broke her heart. So, after Tony invited Liz on a date last week, she’s agreed to see him again in secret! Is Liz making a mistake? ‘Liz was gutted by what happened with Tony,’ explains Beverley Callard, who plays Liz.
Playing with fire..? Will Liz be hurt by Tony all over again?
‘She is determined not to be taken for a mug again. But we will have to see what happens. Tony can be persuasive!’
Exposed? When Liz and Tony sneak a kiss in the back room at the Rovers, Liz’s granddaughter, Amy, sees them! Will the youngster expose the pair? Later, Liz is stopped in her tracks when her daughter-inlaw, Michelle, reveals Liz’s son, Steve, is fed up with traitor Tony hanging around the pub, and has stormed of to Spain to visit his brother, Andy. Upset Liz suddenly has reservations – but Tony is determined to prove his loyalty. So, he quits his business partnership with Tracy at their pawn shop, Barlow’s Buys, and empties the joint bank account! Will Liz have the last laugh by getting Tony back and ruining Tracy at the same time? Q itv.com/coronationstreet
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Heart of the matter… Steph comes clean about Belinda
t’s the aftermath of the school fire and all eyes are on Steph when she’s arrested on suspicion of arson. She’s forced to reveal all to Toadie about her relationship with Belinda! When Jayden admits to accidentally starting the blaze and framing Steph, she begins to feel everyone is against her. Could the stress lead to another breakdown? Meanwhile, Sheila struggles with the guilt of having deserted Toadie in the flames… Q www.channel5.com/shows/ neighbours
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Will Grace catch the real killer?
Desperate… Grace pushes Charlie to help Trevor (inset)
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revor remains behind bars on suspicion of being the Gloved Hand Killer, while the real culprit, Lindsey, is still at large! Trevor’s girlfriend, Grace, is desperate to clear his name, but only Nancy’s nephew, Charlie, knows the true identity of the fiend. And when the killer catches Charlie alone at Esther’s Magic Bean, he’s manipulated into helping frame Trevor for the hospital
murders. Grace refuses to give up – but the Gloved Hand Killer is on her trail… ■ www.e4.com/hollyoaks
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Emma finds Howard’s estranged daughter!
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till grieving, Emma makes a bold decision to track down Howard’s estranged daughter, Amelia, after discovering she refused the money her father left her in his will. Despite Niamh’s pleas to leave Amelia alone, Emma is desperate to confront her. Can she persuade Amelia that Howard was a good man? ■ On a mission… Emma won’t www.bbc.co.uk/doctors rest until she finds Amelia
EASTENDERS
Thursday MUST-SEE EPISODE!
Will Mick and Linda’s wedding be jeopardised by his secret betrayal?
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s the preparations for Linda and Mick’s long-awaited wedding continue, it seems that Linda finally has a reason to smile again. It’s been a traumatic 12 months for the pub landlady, during which Mick’s brother, Dean, raped her, and she later gave birth prematurely to baby Ollie – unsure at first who the father was.
Explosive revelation But, this week, while Linda is away at a wedding fair, she’s unaware Mick is secretly meeting his estranged mum, Shirley, again – a betrayal that has been going on for some time. Troubled Linda and the rest of the Carters turned their backs on Shirley, when she chose to support son Dean
Sneaky… Mick has gone behind fiancée Linda’s back
in the aftermath of the rape. After an emotional trip to Ramsgate this summer, however, Mick and Shirley have secretly begun to build bridges. Shirley has yet to meet her new grandson, Ollie. So, with Linda away, the coast is clear for Mick to invite Shirley to The Vic to see the baby. Mick is starting to feel guilty about hiding his renewed relationship with Shirley from Linda, however, and plans to come clean when she returns home. Unfortunately, Mick’s secret is Keeping mum… exposed sooner Shirley’s been than he’d hoped… meeting Mick
Linda’s mum, Elaine, is already suspicious of Mick’s shifty behaviour. So when she accidentally discovers he’s been seeing Shirley behind Linda’s back, she forces him to admit the truth to his entire family! Soon, the fireworks are flying, as Mick’s son, Lee, gets drunk and angrily confronts Shirley at Dean and Roxy’s party (see feature, below). And, just when Mick thinks the family fallout from his lies can’t get any worse, Linda comes home to the chaos… Will the wedding be of when Linda discovers the truth about Mick’s shock betrayal? ■
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Marry me, Roxy!
Ronnie’s scheming backfires as Dean proposes to her sister
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Close to you… Roxy (inset) and Dean plan to leave Walford
esperate to get rapist Dean out of Roxy’s life, Ronnie’s on a mission to keep her younger sister safe – especially when she hears Dean and Roxy are planning to leave Walford together! By recruiting Billy to ransack Dean’s salon, Blades, Ronnie hopes ruining the business
will force the couple to stay. But the plan backfires when Dean guesses Ronnie was behind the break-in… With the battle lines drawn, Dean decides to play Ronnie at her own game. Backed into a corner by Ronnie’s meddling, he proposes to Roxy, who happily accepts! Ronnie’s
then forced to change tack, surprising the happy couple at their engagement party by apologising for the trouble she’s been causing them. With Roxy back on side, Ronnie decides she can now reveal Dean’s true colours. Will her plan work? Or could she lose Roxy forever? Q 9
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TV EMMERDALE Driven too far… The brothers’ cars veer of the road
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aron appears in court this week, accused of shooting his ex-lover, Robert, outside The Woolpack. But Robert still isn’t sure it was Aaron who pulled the trigger. ‘There are so many people in the village who hate Robert and could have shot him,’ says Ryan Hawley, who plays Robert. ‘So he’s still watching his step.’ As Aaron awaits his fate, Robert’s unaware it was Andy, his adopted brother, who arranged the shooting after
Thursday MUST-SEE EPISODE!
Will the bitter feud between Andy and Robert end in tragedy?
finding out Robert was behind his wife Katie’s death this year.
Killer pact The real gunman was bad boy Ross, who made a killer pact with Andy to get rid of each other’s brother. So Ross shot Robert and, in return, Andy is expected to bump of Pete. But Andy is cracking under the guilt of Aaron taking the blame. After Ross warns him to keep it together, Andy’s found by Ashley, crying by
Katie’s grave. The village vicar is alarmed when Andy drunkenly reveals it was him who wanted Robert dead! Knowing Andy’s confession could change the outcome of Aaron’s trial, Ashley later calls Andy to convince him to go to the police. But he accidentally leaves a voicemail for Robert! Furious, Robert confronts Andy, who finally admits the truth about the shooting. As Robert drives of to report him to the police, Andy blocks his
way in his Land Rover. The battling brothers speed towards each other and both cars veer of the road and crash! ‘Whenever Andy and Robert have wronged each other there have been really big scenes,’ recalls Ryan. ‘So no doubt it’s going to be explosive!’ Will either sibling survive? ■ itv.com/emmerdale
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Nicola’s back! Jimmy’s in big trouble when his wife makes a surprise return to the village…
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t’s been six months since Jimmy’s wife, Nicola, packed her bags and left the village to set up a health spa in Dubai. But when she unexpectedly returns home early, she gets a huge shock when she discovers Jimmy has sold the family home, Mill Cottage, because he’s fallen into debt! ‘She’s furious!’ reveals Nicola Wheeler, who has returned to the role after taking maternity leave. ‘Imagine going away on
a long holiday and your home is sold without you knowing.’ Refusing to settle for living in the smaller Victoria Cottage, Nicola decides to break into her old home, to the shock of new owners Priya and Rakesh! But while Jimmy wonders what he can do to get back in Nicola’s good books, it appears she’s hiding a big secret of her own. So, what’s the real reason behind Nicola’s unexpected return to Emmerdale? ■
No place like home… Nicola is furious with husband Jimmy!
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MONDAY: Moving on..? Roxy tells Ronnie she’s planning to leave Walford
MON: Rumbled..? David and Kylie
★ Ronnie’s panicked when she learns Roxy and Dean are leaving, so she ropes in Billy to help her put Blades out of business! ★ Mick plans to let Shirley meet baby Ollie behind Linda’s back, and Denise rumbles Carmel’s night of passion with Masood.
★ At Gail’s party for the annexe, Kylie struggles, knowing Callum is buried underneath – and as she and David argue, Gail overhears. ★ Tracy and Robert walk in on Ken cosying up to Nessa, while Liz sends Steve into a spin when she gives Tony another chance…
WEDNESDAY: Face-of... Robert and Andy’s feud leads to a deadly car chase
THURSDAY: Worsening health…
★ Aaron’s day in court doesn’t go well as he’s bundled away by security after blurting out he wished Robert had stayed dead! ★ Unable to cope with the thought of Aaron wrongly going down for murder, Andy hits the bottle and confesses to Ashley!
★ The Gloved Hand Killer breaks
in to Trevor’s to frame him before persuading Charlie to claim he saw Trevor kill Dr S’Avage… ★ Mercedes prepares for her baby son’s funeral. With Harry refusing to tell the truth about them, John Paul gets the sack.
★ When Dean realises Ronnie
★ Knowing his information could
★ Desperate to set Trevor free,
was behind the break-in at Blades, he takes revenge by proposing to Roxy – who accepts! ★ Elaine is livid when she learns Mick has been meeting up with Shirley. Kim shows Vincent what he’s been missing…
alter the outcome of Aaron’s trial, Ashley tries to do the right thing, but makes things worse… ★ Jimmy panics about Nicola’s early return home from Dubai. How will his fiery wife take the news that he’s sold their house?
Grace puts pressure on Charlie, while Jason gets close to finding out about Holly and Robbie.
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★ Keen to prove himself to Liz, Tony agrees to sell his share of Barlow’s Buys. But he also plans to ruin Tracy in the process… ★ Having lied that Kylie’s back on drugs to throw Gail of the scent, David books his wife in for a fake counselling appointment.
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★ Andy and Robert’s killer feud escalates out of all control when Andy makes a confession. Will either survive a furious car chase? ★ When Nicola discovers Mill Cottage now belongs to Priya and Rakesh, she refuses to accept the news and breaks in!
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Ste shares his bad news with Harry
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for answers, the Gloved Hand Killer is right behind her… Is she about to be bumped of, too?
★ There’s a family showdown
★ After careering of the road,
★ Jason panics when Ben wants
when sneaky Mick is forced to come clean about his betrayal. How will Linda react? ★ Ronnie concocts another plan to break up Dean and Roxy. Billy is embarrassed after leaving a saucy message for ex-wife Honey.
both Andy and Robert are left for dead… Ashley’s memory problems continue to get worse. ★ Nicola stages a sit-in at Mill Cottage, forcing Jimmy to up his game to win her back. Megan’s pregnancy secret is out…
to dig up Rick’s grave, knowing it’s where he and Joe buried the gun used to shoot Phoebe! ★ It’s Harry’s 18th birthday party, but after Ste gets some worrying news about his health, will the celebrations be spoilt?
★ After confiding in Michelle, Liz is desperate to prove that Tony’s a changed man. But will he agree to give Steve back the Rovers? ★ Johnny rules more feathers in the factory when he takes an instant dislike to Sally and demotes her to machinist!
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★ Ronnie goes to drastic lengths to win Roxy back from Dean. Elsewhere, a familiar face continues to cause a stir. 12
★ Liz gets a shock when Tony
proposes! A desperate Leanne breaks down and tells Eva all about Simon’s behaviour.
★ As Mercedes carries her son’s
coin through the church, she’s unable to cope. Will her family pull together and support her? ★ Cleo pushes nasty Pete to tell her mum about them before the wedding. Can he put her of the idea of telling Reenie? ★ It’s D-Day for Ashley, who gets the results of his dementia tests. Jai sinks to dreadful depths to get rid of Nikhil…
★ Mercedes struggles to come to terms with her traumatic loss. Will Reenie and Pete’s big day go without a hitch?
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MONDAY: Lovers… Belinda and Steph
THURSDAY: Heartbroken… John
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is devastated by Marilyn’s amnesia
MONDAY: Misreading the signs… Valerie sets her sights on Heston
★ Steph’s cleared of arson, and tells Toadie about her and Belinda. Imogen learns Brad saved Lauren and not Terese. ★ Paul’s reputation is on the line when Aaron takes ofence to the mayor’s view of the students and decides to teach him a lesson.
★ Phoebe is shattered when a
★ Having split up with her bloke,
scan shows she’s expecting twins, but one has already died and the other has a severe heart defect… ★ Denny catches Charlotte with the safe Hunter stole from the Diner. As a struggle ensues, Charlotte accidentally kills Denny!
a newly single Valerie gets the wrong idea about Heston, who’s forced to let her down gently! ★ Al tries to help his old professor by diagnosing his rare condition. But can the pair put aside their past diferences?
★ Steph’s relationship with Belinda is on rocky ground after they have a huge row about Steph’s friendship with Toadie. ★ Brad comes clean to the kids about the fire. As he and Lauren declare their true feelings, she suggests he share her bed.
★ Charlotte buries Denny out
★ At a team-building day, The
in the bush and tries to cover her tracks. Phoebe breaks her tragic baby news to Kyle and Ash.
Mill colleagues get involved in a role-play scenario to save the world from a zombie apocalypse! ★ Mrs Tembe compliments Daniel on being a fantastic team leader, causing the doctor to reassess his role at The Mill.
★ As Daniel looks into Paul’s
★ With everyone at the team-
dodgy dealings and discovers his plans for the school, he gives his uncle a chance to come clean…
building day, Karen’s left to hold the fort and deals with a student caught up in drug-running! ★ Locum Dr Bassey oversteps the mark with a drunk patient, but it turns out her daughter was run over by a drink-driver…
★ Ricky discovers Nate’s giving it another go with Kat… Marilyn comes round from her coma, but fails to recognise hubby John!
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★ As a heartbroken John learns
★ Sid confronts Jimmi about his
over-prescribing of antibiotics, while Emma decides to trace Howard’s estranged daughter…
★ Having kissed Amy, Kyle confides in Tyler. But when Tyler advises Kyle to play the field, will he commit or break Amy’s heart?
his wife has amnesia and can’t remember anything after 1996, Marilyn goes missing… ★ Despite Josh’s warnings, Evie is thrilled when bad boy Tank kisses her. Roo and James prepare to move in together.
★ When Imogen’s given Piper’s mobile, a ‘selfie’ leads her to believe she may know who torched Erinsborough High… ★ As Steph is given cause to doubt her mental health, Sheila is struggling with the guilt of having abandoned Toadie.
★ Things take a dark turn for Evie when Tank takes her for a drive and performs a dangerous stunt to deliberately scare her… ★ Marilyn wanders round Summer Bay feeling terrified that things aren’t as she remembers. Will her memory ever return?
★ Sheila’s stress levels rocket when she runs over Ben, who then makes a shock confession. Paul also reveals a secret.
★ Tragedy strikes for Phoebe, Kyle and Ash. Marilyn tries to convince a heartbroken John that she remembers him.
Happy Valley will return to BBC1 next year with a new serial killer on the loose! The awardwinning police drama will welcome former Corrie stars Katherine Kelly (inset) and Julie Hesmondhalgh to the cast. ‘It’s clear there’s a huge appetite to see more of the characters!’ says writer Sally Wainwright.
★ Musical Michelle! Michelle Collins, who was Corrie’s Stella Price, will play villainous Baroness Bomburst in a new stage version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. ‘There will be sensational sets, stunning special efects and, of course, songs including Truly Scrumptious and Toot Sweets,’ says a show insider. For dates and tickets, visit chittythemusical.co.uk.
★ Wild child warning! A new teen will take Home and Away by storm when Olivia Fraser Richards arrives in Summer Bay. She’ll be played by Raechelle Banno in her first major TV role. ‘Olivia may seem like just a flirty wild child, but she has wisdom beyond her years, which stems from a damaged past,’ explains Raechelle.
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What’s Hot! 19-25 October 2015 What’s Not! Maternal instinct… Mo with William. Below: Brett
ITV’s Jekyll and Hyde failed to attract even half the Sunday evening audience Double trouble… for Countryfile on Jekyll and Hyde BBC1! Viewed by 3.4m, compared with the rural afairs show’s 7.1m, the drama still beat other recent ITV shows in the 6.30pm slot.
Farewell… Peter Baldwin 1933-2015
Best known for… For 21 years Peter played much-loved Derek Wilton in Coronation Street, until his character was killed of in 1997 in a road rage incident, leaving his on-screen wife, Mavis, distraught.
Other famous achievements… Peter appeared in many other TV shows, including Last of the Summer Wine and Doctors. In 1988, he took ownership of Pollock’s toy shop in London, having previously worked there between acting jobs.
Family life… Derek was 82 when he died on 21 October at his north London home after a short illness. He’s survived by his two children, Matthew and Julia, from his marriage to the late Play School presenter, Sarah Long.
Medic Mo takes drastic action over the child she gave birth to, reveals Chizzy Akudolu…
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How did Mo feel when her old friend, Sorcia, turned up with three-year-old son William, who Mo carried as a surrogate? Mo hadn’t had much contact with Sorcia since she took William to Canada, so although she’s thought about him every day, she was a bit stand-oish when they first arrived. Having given birth to William, Mo loves him so much that she didn’t want to get attached to him.
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HOLBY CITY Why is Sacha nervous this week? It’s interview day for the consultant position on Keller. But when Sacha hears Patsy Brassvine – an advocate of cutting-edge surgery – is on the selection panel, he knows he has some sucking up to do!
Does he manage to impress Patsy? Sort of. When Patsy suggests specialist surgery for a patient, Sacha says it’s too risky. But Patsy’s told the patient already, so he feels obliged to give him what he wants.
Does Sacha’s interview go well?
Testing time… Sacha is grilled by Patsy (inset)
DOCTOR WHO Who survives the plane being blown up by a Zygon version of Clara?
When Patsy admits the surgery suggestion was a test, he makes his feelings clear… When’s it on? Tuesday, 8.00pm (Scotland, Wed, 10.35pm) on BBC1
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She’s trapped in an underground sleeping pod but somehow manages to exert control over her shape-shifter alien Zygon imitator.
Can she make contact? Clara has to let the Doctor know her location through her Zygon impersonator – who is trying to start a war – and save mankind! When’s it on? Sat, 8.00pm, BBC1
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It’s date night for some. Rookie cop Jake goes clubbing with sexy solicitor Simon, who Jake’s colleagues have warned him about. Meanwhile, Donna sets up Lino on a blind date with a friend of her partner… How does Lino get on? Not too well! After Lino takes his date to his parents’ Italian restaurant, she texts Donna the next day to say Lino wasn’t for her. So Lino takes out his frustrations on Donna. Does Jake’s date go any better? Yes but it causes him trouble. Next day, he’s late in and worse for wear, which puts him in the doghouse with mentor Ryan. When’s it on? Wed, 8.00pm on BBC1
he Teletubbies were adored by youngsters back in the 1990s – and proved to be a cult hit with parents too! Now a brand new series is set to appeal to the next generation when Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po return to CBeebies this week after a 14-year absence. The bubbly quartet will still be the same loveable characters they’ve always been – but the children’s show has been given a high-definition makeover to appeal to today’s little ones.
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As well as a new Tubby Custard Ride, the Teletubbies now have touch-screen tummies to broadcast live action segments.
Modern take And bringing them right up to date with technology, the foursome also have the Tubby Phone which is voiced by Absolutely Fabulous star Jane Horrocks… ‘The Tubby Phone invites the Teletubbies to play and do fun things like the Tubby Dance. It’s probably the most unusual part I’ve played!’ says Jane. And she’s in no doubt that the show will appeal to all ages. ‘Teletubbies was such a success first time round – I’m sure people will be really excited to see it back,’ she says. ‘I think it will still appeal to adults as much as it does children.’ ■
Happy ever after? Lady Mary’s family try to convince her that her future lies with Henry…
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her rival sister Lady Edith receives wonderful news in the shock series finale.
Bitter rivalry Following the death of his cousin, Bertie Pelham, who proposed to Edith last week, has become the Marquess of Hexham, a title that means should he and Edith get married, she’ll have a grander status than anyone else in the Crawley family! There’s a further shock for Mary, however, when brother-in-law Tom tells her Marigold is actually Lady Edith’s illegitimate child! Could Mary use this against her sibling?
While Mary is furious at how things have turned out, Tom is keen for her to reconsider Henry as a possible future husband. Convinced Mary’s grandmother, Lady Violet (Maggie Smith), will be able to change her mind about Henry, Tom begs her to return from her trip to France. But will Violet be able to talk sense into her granddaughter? ‘Mary has very extreme emotions,’ explains Michelle. ‘She’s either very much in control of everything or she’s the complete opposite and unravels!’ ■
Final chapter… Will Mary choose to be with Henry? Inset: Edith and Bertie
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haven’t spoken for a while. the series, it seems Mark Then they suddenly bump could have one last chance into each other again!’ of happiness, but she won’t Jez (Robert Webb) has be the only familiar face! been staying with his pal, Mark’s ex-wife, Sophie Super Hans, but after seeing (Olivia Colman), and former Mark it’s clear Jez is keen boss Alan (Paterson to move back in with his Joseph), will also return former flatmate. in cameo parts in ‘Mark and Jez’s later episodes. friendship is based on ‘This is definitely them despising each it,’ says David. other,’ says David. ‘Although it would ‘They get comfort from be nice to revisit looking at the other one Mark and Jez when and saying: “I’m they were 60 to see not as bad as him!” ’ what they’re up to; I With Dobby bet they’d still be in returning later in the same flat!’ ■ Brief encounter… Olivia 17 makes a cameo as Sophie
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Samantha. ‘Life-changing events happened to her that Thursday, 9.00pm Sky Atlantic Drama left her with an identity crisis. ‘It’s a job that requires her to (Tahar Rahim), who uses some With Tom’s help she’s now in go into perilous situations and unusual methods! a job she loves, and then – ofer criminals money for stolen As Naomi tries to bang! – this happens!’ goods,’ says Minority Report recover the gems, Samantha insists star Samantha. ‘It’s dangerous, her inquiries take The Last Panthers is but the rewards are great!’ her into Eastern far more than a normal Europe’s criminal cops-and-robbers tale. Intrigue underworld, a ‘I hope people think: With a young girl having been shadowy place she “Maybe things aren’t killed during the robbery, has seen before… quite as I thought they there’s enormous pressure ‘Two decades ago, were,” ’ she says. ‘It’s to catch the culprits, and Naomi was in certainly not as simple Naomi clashes with Frenchthe military,’ as you first Helping hand… Algerian policeman Khalil explains imagine!’ ■ Insurance boss Tom
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n the eyes of Gregg Wallace, cookery doesn’t come any tougher than MasterChef: The Professionals… ‘If you’re a professional chef and you know the world is watching you, the pressure must be immense!’ says Gregg, who rejoins his fellow judges – chefs Marcus Wareing and Monica Galetti – to find a new culinary star. There are certainly nerves on show in this week’s first two heats as 12 chefs tackle the skills test, which sees them given just 15 minutes to prepare a classic
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meal; and Gregg has some words of warning… ‘You can’t wing it because Marcus and Monica will get angry,’ he explains. ‘The skills test quickly sorts the thoroughbreds from the also-rans.’ After the heats and quarter-finals, things get tougher than ever before: a new ‘knockout week’ – which sees the chefs cook without any mod cons – is followed by a diicult new team challenge.
Gregg says the show was forced to seriously up its game… ‘We’re getting a better calibre of chef coming on because they have looked on in envy at previous contestants’ access to some of the best chefs in Europe. ‘I know chefs who would rip their right arm of to get that kind of coaching,’ Gregg continues. ‘It’s like being a cyclist and getting to spend a week with Bradley Wiggins!’ ■
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as the stars of EastEnders and Call the Midwife (to name just a few) do their bit for a worthy cause. So sit back, enjoy… and don’t forget to donate!
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Sir Bruce Forsyth rejoins Tess Daly to host a special edition of Strictly Come Dancing featuring four favourites from BBC1 drama Call the Midwife. Jenny Agutter, Laura Main, Stephen McGann and Jack Ashton go head-to-head…
A GLITZY KNEES UP AT THE QUEEN VIC! Shane Richie hosts a house band with a special guest vocalist at The Vic! There’ll be top hats, tails, and lots of glamour as the EastEnders cast bring us a vintage Hollywood-style musical performance.
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In an exclusive Star Wars-inspired sketch, R2-D2 and C-3PO are joined by Warwick Davis to find a worthy winner to help trigger the first totaliser of the night. It’s a coveted role – that Lord Sugar is determined to get!
THE ROCKY HORROR (ONE) SHOW! The One Show’s Matt Baker and Alex Jones will be in a time warp as they transform into West End stars for a musical treat from The Rocky Horror Show. Plus, performances from musicals Bend It Like Beckham, Kinky Boots and Beautiful.
to Children in Need or get involved in HOW TO DONATE… Tothisdonate year’s campaign, visit www.bbc.co.uk/pudsey.
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hen a dead child washes up on the banks of the River Thames in 1827, Inspector John Marlott is sent to investigate. Ex-soldier Marlott is no stranger to death, but he’s horrified to find that it’s not the body of a child, but a collection of body parts sewn together by something, or someone, very evil… ‘Marlott is hired by home secretary Robert Peel [Silent Witness’ Tom Ward], to find out who’s responsible for this gruesome act,’ says Sean Bean, who plays the policeman in this chilling six-part period drama which recreates the Frankenstein myth. ‘He’s still haunted by the death of his wife and child in tragic circumstances, and the case channels his restlessness. He wants to find some kind of redemption.’ As Marlott examines the corpse, things take more of a disturbing 22
s part of Children in Need, Rob hosts a fundraising night of entertainment with fellow countryman Tom Jones. Not only will Tom be performing at Wembley Arena with special guests, including Fun… Rob (left) and Tom James Morrison, there will also be an appearance from W1A’s Jessica Hynes. ‘It’s not unusual for Sir Tom to go all out when it comes to putting on a show,’ jokes Rob, who will be looking back over Tom’s career. ‘So I’m sure this will be one to remember.’
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Terror ‘With the advance of science and medicine, some were starting to wonder if they could create people or bring them back to life. Could they play God and, if so, how far should they go?’ As Marlott begins his investigation, it soon becomes clear an evil villain is carrying out terrible crimes. It’s the frights and terror that await Marlott which excited Sean most about the series, which also stars Anna Maxwell Martin as Mary Shelley. ‘I loved horror films as a child,’ says Sean. ‘Dracula and Frankenstein films scared me to death!’ ■
Historical figure… Robert Peel
comedian Rob is best known for playing Bryn in Gavin & Stacey (2007-10). He then starred in comedy series The Trip. ³ Star host Since 2009 he’s presented BBC1’s THEN Would I Lie To You? He’s 2008 also hosted Have I Got News for You and game show The Guess List. ³ Famous voice Rob was a DJ for Radio l Wales in the 1990s. He’s also a successfu rts. adve TV s erou num for t artis over voice
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ack plays nerdy landlord Geof in new sitcom Josh, written by and starring comedian Josh Widdicombe, about a man who’s frustrated, single and stuck in a rut. Living with his flatmates Meddlesome… Jack as Geof Kate and Owen, the three friends are tormented by their strange landlord Geof, who seems to appear at every turn. Jennifer Saunders stars as Kate’s mother, who becomes the object of Geof’s afections. The Chuckle Brothers, Paul and Barry, also make an appearance!
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oyah plays event organiser Bill in Tuesday’s episode of Doctors. The staf from The Mill are in for a bizarre day out when they arrive at an abandoned hospital for a team-building exercise and are told by Bill that they’re Turn of events… Toyah as Bill going to be involved in a role-play scenario where they have to save the world from a zombie apocalypse! But as tempers flare, will Bill’s event end up driving a wedge between the staf?
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C4 9.00pm Life behind bars has long been the subject of films. The Green Mile (1999) (above), The Shawshank Redemption (1994), Escape from Alcatraz (1979)… But which of them is the best? And which is the most realistic? This countdown, as voted for by British inmates, also features lifers, escapers and prison bosses discussing their favourite jail films.
Discovery 8.00pm Tony Robinson is a big Western fan, but do films such as Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) reflect what life was like in the American Wild West? The Blackadder star brings the Old West back to life using previously unseen 3D images of the time. ALSO ON... Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved
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My fab time with the Beatles! Before Sue Johnston became one of our best-loved actresses, she was just like any other young woman starting out in life. In Liverpool, in the early 1960s, Sue was working in the local tax oice. It happened to be near the city’s now famous music venue The Cavern Club, where the Beatles started out. Sue would hang out there most lunchtimes, which led her to fall in love with the band’s music before becoming
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C4 7.30pm Childless couples around the world, including Brits, who want to have a surrogate baby are now flocking to Mexico. It’s far cheaper than elsewhere and business is booming. Reporter Kiki King travels there and discovers disturbing practices that have been putting the mothers’ lives at risk, and creating questions over ownership of the surrogate babies.
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Jodie Marsh’s life has been shattered by online abuse…
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Violent past… Tracey (inset) has written a book (below) about her experiences
I STABBED MY SISTER! Why Tracey committed a shocking crime… THE RISE OF FEMALE VIOLENCE
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revenge porn, and also the family of 17-year-old Daniel Perry. He thought he was sending nude pictures to a girl he’d met on the internet. In fact, he’d been conned by a gang who threatened to post his photos online unless he paid them. He was so ashamed, he took his own life.
Humiliated ‘They were threatening to expose the pictures to his friends and teachers,’ says Jodie. ‘It’s so sad the internet has given us this platform to hurt and humiliate people.’ After being set up in the UK in February, the Revenge Porn Helpline has received 2,200 calls. Worryingly, Jodie discovers you don’t have to share photos to be a victim when a hacker shows her how easy it is to access her phone, laptop and webcam, just by sending her an email. ‘My stalker could hack into my computer and watch me!’ says Jodie. ‘Anyone can be a victim. It just takes a click.’ Q ★ TLC is on Sky Channel 125 and Virgin 167
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lthough Britain is supposedly becoming less violent, the number of women guilty of violent crimes is on the increase. In a one-of documentary, BBC reporter Alys Harte meets several young women who’ve committed serious assaults. One of them, Tracey Miller, a single mum from south London, has now turned her back on crime and written a book about her life called Sour: My Story. ‘I don’t even like saying this, but I stabbed my own sister,’ says Tracey, who grew up in a violent household in Brixton. Her father was jailed for rape and her mother sufered from manic depression. ‘When you grow up in a violent household, you start fighting with each other and almost dismiss the fact you’re family,’ says Tracey. As a teenager, she got into a fight with her brother, who pinned her down while her sister bit her. After that, Tracey saw red. ‘I remember thinking to myself, give her time to walk to the bus
stop. Then, I got a knife, skipped after her and stabbed her!’ Tracey confesses to stabbing at least two other people and went to prison. But looking back, she says she got of lightly from her crimes because she was a girl. ‘People don’t expect it,’ she says. ‘When I was in front of a judge, they’d read what was written about me, then go, “Really?” I think I used to get away with it a lot because I was a girl.’
Terrifying One in five of all violent crimes and a third of domestic violence incidents reported to the Crime Survey for England and Wales involve a female perpetrator. ‘The women in this programme have done terrible and terrifying things,’ says Alys Harte. ‘But they aren’t people you could easily dismiss as 100 per cent bad. ‘Chances are that the public and the courts are going to start getting tougher on women. That means more girls will end up wasting their lives in prison.’ ■
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avid ‘Drew’ Howe is an ordinary guy. Living in Maryland, in America, with his wife Pam and 12-yearold daughter Grace, he works as a car-servicing manager and lives in a modest house.
Royal family… Drew with Pam and Grace
carve out a royal life. ‘I need to earn my status as king,’ Wednesday, 8.00pm TLC Factual explains Drew. ‘And I need to But Drew is actually royalty! Drew, 45. But it seems his claim mix with the local people.’ While looking into his family has been taken seriously, as, But residents aren’t keen on ancestry back in 2007, Drew four years ago, Drew and Pam Drew’s arrival. There has been discovered he was descended received an invitation to attend negative publicity and even from the Isle of Man’s last kings the Duke and Duchess of threats are made against him! and is heir to the throne. Cambridge’s wedding! So, is Drew put of by the He then successfully filed ‘It was bizarre,’ says Drew. hostility? And what will he find an undisputed claim in the ‘Unfortunately, we didn’t have when he gets there? ‘I don’t know what to expect and I don’t London Gazette – the British the means to go, but we’ve care,’ says Drew. ‘I want the Government’s most important been saving for a six-week adventure. When I arrive, I’m oicial journal of record, and visit to the Isle of Man.’ became a king! In a new series on TLC, Drew going to kiss the ground!’ Q ‘I didn’t know anything about and his family travel to his new ★ TLC is on Sky Channel 125 and Virgin 167 the Isle of Man before,’ says kingdom to see if they can
SUDDENLY ROYAL
WHERE’S MY DAUGHTER? Six years ago, chef Claudia Lawrence vanished into thin air and hasn’t been seen since...
No closure… Joan Lawrence
DONAL MACINTYRE: UNSOLVED
Words: Jo Lewis Photos: CBS, Getty, TLC, TLC/Xposurephotos.com
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hen Claudia Lawrence called her mum, Joan, to make plans for Mother’s Day, it was the last time Joan would ever speak to her daughter. That was over six years ago, and no one has seen or heard from Claudia since 18 March 2009. And despite a huge investigation, police were left baffled. ‘We’ve no idea what happened; we just don’t know,’ says Joan. ‘I can’t get my head around that.’ Claudia’s handbag, bank cards and passport were all left behind at her home in York and haven’t been used
Sunday, 10.00pm CBS Reality Factual
At first, it was thought she may have been abducted while walking to work. But police discovered Claudia had a ‘complex’ private life Living in hope and they think someone who The case features in this knew her is responsible. week’s Unsolved, in which As the years have rolled journalist Donal MacIntyre on, it’s believed Claudia was re-examines all the evidence. most likely murdered. But Claudia was 35 at the time her family still live in hope. and worked as a chef. The ‘It’s hard to get through evening before she went each day – it’s with you missing, she’d called her 24/7,’ explains Joan. ‘I keep mum and friends saying she thinking one day she’ll come had an early shift and was through the door and say: going to bed. But did she? “I’m back, Mum.” ’ ■
since. But her mobile and a rucksack carrying her work clothes were missing – and have never been traced.
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TV FILMWEEK What’s on
Your 4-PAGE guide
PICKS OF THE WEEK 7-13 November COMEDY DRAMA
BBC2 Premiere
SCI-FI ACTION
COMEDY
Looper ★★★★
The Hangover ★★★★
9.00pm-10.50pm BBC2
Song for Marion ★★★★ Reviews compiled by Liz Milroy. Reviews by Jason Best, Pauline Cohen, Tom Tunney and Derek Winnert Photos: Rex Shutterstock
9.45pm-11.15pm BBC2
10.00pm-11.30pm Northern Ireland A warm-hearted comedy drama about love, grief and finding your voice, this unabashed tearjerker stars Vanessa Redgrave as outgoing, terminally ill Marion – whose enthusiastic involvement in a choir drives the plot – and Terence Stamp
as her grumpy, taciturn husband. They’re glorious together, while Christopher Eccleston, as their son, and Gemma Arterton, as the cheery choirmaster, add depth. Although unashamedly manipulative Sex and cheesy in parts, the film { { { Violence is so tender and generous and its stars so affecting that { { { Language it’s easy to forgive the odd {{{ bum note. (2012; Cert PG).
9.00pm-10.00pm/10.40pm-11.40pm ITV
9.30pm-11.20pm NI/9.45pm-11.30pm Wales
9.00-10.00pm/11.10pm-12.10am UTV
In a brain-teasing plot, a hitman (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) in 2044 Kansas kills people sent back to the past by mobsters from the future. The twist is, he knows that one day his victim will be his older Sex self (Bruce Willis) – and he ●{ { comes prepared to fight… Violence This is a clever, engrossing ● ●{ Language thriller with spot-on performances. (2012; Cert 15). ● ●{
Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms and Zach Galifianakis lose pal Justin Bartha and their memories of the night before on Bartha’s stag night in Las Vegas – but gain a tiger and a baby! The trio’s bleary-eyed Sex efforts to find the groom, get ● ●{ Violence him to the church on time and return the lost property ●{ { is the making of a genuinely Language hilarious film. (2009; Cert 15). ● ●{
Tuesday
Wednesday
The Hurt Locker ★★★★★
Cabaret ★★★★★
11.35pm-1.40am BBC1
11.15pm-1.00am ITV4
The Wicker Man ★★★★★
The Hunger Games ★★★★
Director Kathryn Bigelow’s Iraq-set battlefield movie puts you right there in Baghdad with the elite US army bomb disposal squad (including Guy Pearce) being led by Jeremy Renner’s staff sergeant. His character’s perverse delight Sex in his dangerous job adds to { { { the film’s intensity and the Violence documentary-style filming is ● ●{ another reason why it works Language ● ●{ perfectly. (2008; Cert 15).
12.05am-2.10am Wales/12.35am-2.40am Scot
Arriving on a remote Scottish isle in search of a missing girl, policeman Edward Woodward’s Christian principles are threatened by its pagan community. Christopher Lee is the local lord and Britt Ekland plays a provocative barmaid. Sex Deviously plotted and with ● ●{ Violence an impressive folk music score, this is a benchmark ●{ { British chiller, with an ending Language {{{ to die for. (1973; Cert 15).
In a future America, teens compete in a televised, fight-to-the-death contest. Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) bravely takes her sister’s place – and so begins a smart, tough yarn based on Suzanne Collins’ novel. Lawrence is a star and Sex the supporting cast is first { { { rate, including Stanley Tucci Violence ● ●{ as a TV host and Woody Language Harrelson as Katniss’ {{{ mentor. (2012; Cert 12).
DRAMA
MUSICAL
11.15pm-1.50am Film4
Film Ratings Rubbish ★
This invigorating, multi-Oscar winning film of the stage show sees Liza Minnelli as a fame-hungry singer and Joel Grey as the master of ceremonies at the decadent Kit Kat Klub in 1930s Berlin. Sex They act their socks off and ● ●{ Michael York is also great Violence as Minnelli’s bisexual English ● ●{ Language friend. An all-time great ● ●{ musical. (1972; Cert 15).
Thursday HORROR
Watchable ★★ Good ★★★ Great ★★★★ Brilliant ★★★★★
SCI-FI ACTION
9.00pm-11.45pm Film4
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What’s on
TV FILMWEEK SKY MOVIES Premieres
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner ★★★★ 2.00pm-3.45pm BBC2 Sitting comfortably… Joaquin and Josh mull over INHERENT VICE
The Three Dogateers ★ From Friday 13th November (6.15pm-8.00pm) SM Premiere
Three talking pooches get into a series of tedious scrapes in this dogawful comedy. (2014; Cert PG). Sex{{{ Violence{{{ Language{{{
Saturday
Knight and Day ★★★
9.00pm-11.10pm Film4
See No Evil, Hear No Evil ★★★
11.50pm-1.35am Channel 5
Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy’s liberal views are tested when daughter Katharine Houghton brings home her fiancé, black doctor Sex Sidney Poitier. This {{{ comedy drama is Violence dated but succeeds { { { with its powerful Language acting. (1967; Cert PG). { { {
It’s all-out action when Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz team up for this daft comedy thriller. He’s a hitman and she’s the damsel in distress he bumps into at an airport. In a flash, they’re off Sex {{{ on a globe-trotting Violence adventure dodging ●{ { bad guys – and the Language ●{ { FBI. (2010; Cert 12).
Death Becomes Her ★★★
10.00pm-12.00m’t 5-
12.15am-2.05am BBC2
Meryl Streep’s actress is desperate to keep her looks. She steals Goldie Hawn’s cosmetic surgeon husband (Bruce Willis), but it’s Isabella Rossellini’s Sex {{{ youth potion that Violence turns her life around. { { { An inventive, dizzy Language farce. (1992; Cert PG). { { {
It’s a case of love at first sight when Jennifer Lopez meets Michael Vartan and all-out war when his snobby mother, Jane Fonda, sets out to break them up. The ensuing battle of wills Sex between the women { { { turns a fanciful tale Violence {{{ into something very Language witty. (2005; Cert 12). ●{ {
John Travolta’s ex-security guard walks into the museum where he used to work and sparks off a hostage crisis. Dustin Hoffman’s TV reporter is in the building and seizes his chance for Sex a scoop… Hoffman’s { { { Violence scheming delivers ●{ { real tension in this Language satire. (1997; Cert 12). ●{ {
Richard Pryor is blind, Gene Wilder is deaf – and they have to team up to catch a gang of crooks when they’re accused of murder. The Sex gags are blindingly ●{ { obvious, but the Violence amusing stars make ●{ { this an entertaining Language comedy. (1989; Cert 15). ● ●{
The Wedding Date ★★★ 2.30pm-4.10pm 5-
Debra Messing plays a frantic singleton, who hires escort Dermot Mulroney as a boyfriend substitute to impress friends and family at her sister Amy Adams’ posh London wedding. Sex {{{ The plot is ever so Violence predictable, but the { { { cast carries it off in Language style. (2004; Cert 12). ●{ {
Ex Machina ★★★★ From Friday 13th November (8.00pm-10.00pm) SM Premiere
Computer programmer Domhnall Gleeson travels to the Alaskan retreat of his reclusive boss (Oscar Isaac) and is smitten with android Alicia Vikander. He’s there to test her for signs of consciousness – yet how does she feel about him? You may find yourself ahead of the film’s human characters as the plot unfolds, but it is still a gripping, claustrophobic experience. (2015; Cert 15). Sex●{{ Violence●●{ Language●●●
Inherent Vice ★★★★ From Friday 13th November (10.00pm-12.30am) SM Premiere
Set in 1970 California, this offbeat crime comedy is wilfully bewildering – and unexpectedly captivating. Pot-smoking detective Joaquin Phoenix is on a case that takes in the likes of a missing realestate tycoon, Nazi bikers, tax-dodging dentists and drug smugglers. Reese Witherspoon, Josh Brolin, Benicio del Toro and Owen Wilson are among those involved. (2014; Cert 15). Sex●●{ Violence●●{ Language●●●
Photos: Rex Shutterstock
Montana ★★ From Friday 13th November (12.30am-2.25am) SM Premiere
In this ludicrous revenge thriller, Lars Mikkelsen’s vigilante assassin trains lippy East London orphan McKell David in the killing trade. (2014; Cert 15). Sex●{{ Violence●●{ Language●●●
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3.45pm-5.45pm ITV
Monster-in-Law ★★★
Mad City ★★★
Arthur and the Invisibles ★★★ 4.10pm-6.00pm 5-
A boy called Arthur (Freddie Highmore) wants to help his grandma (Mia Farrow) save her farm. So he goes to find his grandpa, missing in a magical underground Sex world – and the film { { { Violence turns into a beautiful { { { but messily plotted Language cartoon. (2006; Cert U). { { {
Cloudy with a Chance Lockout ★★★ 11.40pm-1.25am C4 of Meatballs ★★★★
The Social Network ★★★★★ 1.10am-3.35am Film4
4.50pm-6.30pm C4
A deliciously quirky, colourful animation. Young Flint (voice of Bill Hader) invents a machine that turns rain into food. Hordes of visitors and Sex a cute weather girl (Anna Faris) arrive { { { Violence to see – but then the { { { machine goes out of Language control... (2009; Cert U). { { {
Jesse Eisenberg is ideal as Sex Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg in { { { Violence this gripping look at { { { its lawsuit-ridden Language ●{ { birth. (2010; Cert 12).
This big-screen outing for the cartoon family is a non-stop riot of visual and verbal gags. The Simpsons flee to Alaska after an environmental Sex disaster caused by {{{ Homer and his pet Violence pig – but will he still { { { be able to save the Language day? (2007; Cert PG). { { {
3.50pm-5.40pm 5-
Guy Pearce is a government agent, framed for murder and offered freedom if he saves President’s daughter Maggie Grace from a prison space station where the convicts are running riot and Sex she’s a hostage. It’s { { { Violence a familiar story, but ●●● Pearce keeps it on Language ● ●{ track. (2012; Cert 15).
TOP PICK B2 PREMIERE
Song for Marion ★★★★ 9.45pm-11.15pm BBC2 (regions vary) See page 29 for review.
The Simpsons Movie ★★★★★
7-13 November FILMWEEK Monday Tuesday Wed
Nanny McPhee & the Big Bang ★★★
Highlander ★★★★
Napoleon Dynamite ★★★★
Zero Dark Thirty ★★★★★
Jon Heder gives an inspired comedy turn as the goofy, Idaho school outcast of the title. His scenes with his equally nerdy brother (Aaron Ruell) are a hoot and Sex writer-director Jared { { { Violence Hess’ endearing film { { { is packed with belly Language laughs. (2004; Cert PG). { { {
As a steely, tenacious CIA agent, Jessica Chastain is outstanding in director Kathryn Bigelow’s intense, nerve-shredding drama Sex about America’s decade-long quest { { { Violence to catch terrorist ●●● leader Osama bin Language Laden. (2012; Cert 15). ● ● ●
Billy Elliot ★★★★★
The Losers ★★★
Mumbai slum kid Dev Patel’s doing very well on India’s Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, until he’s accused of being a cheat. How he arrives at that Sex point and why it’s all {{{ to do with Freida Violence Pinto is the heart of ● ●{ a gritty, astounding Language ● ●{ film. (2008; Cert 15).
Miner’s son Billy (Jamie Bell) comes alive in the dance studio and his teacher (Julie Walters) thinks he’s pretty good. But, in 1984 County Durham, boxing not ballet is the preferred pastime Sex for boys. A brilliantly { { { Violence acted, funny and ●{ { touching feelgood Language drama. (2000; Cert 15). ● ●{
After a mission goes wrong, Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s CIA black ops team is stuck in the Bolivian jungle. Then along comes Zoe Saldana, who’s eager for the team to get payback on Jason Sex {{{ Patric’s villain. It’s Violence reasonably funny ●{ { and the action is well Language ● ●{ done. (2010; Cert 12).
Double Jeopardy ★★★
The Mission ★★★★
The Break-Up ★★★
10.55pm-1.10am Channel 5
9.00pm-11.10pm ITV2
An energetic fantasy that spawned a heap of sequels and the TV show. Christopher Lambert is an immortal Scottish swordsman battling Russian warrior Clancy Brown through the Sex ages. Sean Connery ●{ { Violence has a ball playing ● ●{ Lambert’s Spanish Language mentor. (1986; Cert 15). ● ●{
Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are splitting up and a nasty bout of tit-for-tat ensues as each tries to force the other out of their flat. With its heavy dose of bitterness and just a speck of Sex ●{ { romance, this is a Violence refreshingly sour {{{ take on the romcom Language formula. (2006; Cert 12). ●{ {
7.10pm-9.00pm Film4
It’s World War Two, and the mysterious Nanny McPhee (Emma Thompson) arrives at a farm to tame five unruly kids. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Sex Ewan McGregor, who is away fighting, { { { Violence are the parents in an { { { appealing and lively Language sequel. (2010; Cert U). { { {
Blades of Glory ★★★
The American ★★★
Slumdog Millionaire ★★★★★
4.40pm-6.40pm ITV
9.00pm-10.30pm BBC3
There is much to smile about in this cranky comedy, with Will Ferrell and Jon Heder a hit double act as bitter ice-skating rivals banned for life who make a comeback as the first same-sex Sex {{{ figure skating pair. Violence It’s really a one-joke { { { comedy, but a funny Language ●{ { one. (2007; Cert 12).
11.05pm-1.00am C4
George Clooney gives a charismatic performance as a burnt-out American assassin hiding out in an Italian town and looking for a way out. This lean, lovely looking thriller holds Sex ● ●{ few surprises, but Violence it’s never clichéd nor ● ●{ dull and keeps you Language hooked. (2010; Cert 15). ● ●{
The Expendables 2 ★★★ Stand Up Guys ★★★
9.00pm-11.25pm Film4
9.00pm-10.45pm BBC4
9.00pm-12.05am Film4
11.20pm-1.15am 5-
The Insider ★★★★★
9.00pm-10.55pm Channel 5
11.10pm-1.00am Film4
11.25pm-1.30am Film4
11.55pm-2.00am BBC1
12.30am-3.15am C4
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham and their gang of mercenaries are in the former Soviet Union where bad guy Jean-Claude Van Damme’s causing trouble. This sequel stays Sex entertaining thanks to { { { Violence the tongue-in-cheek ● ● ● approach and great Language ●{ { cast. (2012; Cert 15).
It’s good value seeing Alan Arkin, Christopher Walken and Al Pacino as Sex ageing ex-gangsters ●{ { Violence having a wild night ● ●{ out, but the script is Language ● ●{ limp. (2012; Cert 15).
Ashley Judd is jailed for killing her husband, but he’s alive. Tommy Lee Sex Jones is a probation ●{ { Violence officer in the way of ● ●{ her revenge in a neat Language thriller. (1999; Cert 15). ● ●{
12.25am-2.30am N Ireland, Wales
In a riveting real-life drama, TV newsman Al Pacino gets the story of his life Sex when Russell Crowe { { { Violence blows the whistle on { { { his tobacco industry Language bosses. (1999; Cert 15). ● ●{
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AFC Bournemouth v Newcastle United SAT BT Sport 1 • 12.00noon United’s Georginio Wijnaldum scored four against Norwich last month. Can he find the Cherries’ net? K.O. 12.30pm.
Runaway Bride ★★★ 6.45pm-9.00pm Film4
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Today, Children in Need host Fearne Cotton faces her food heaven or hell. (S, HD) 34755 Simply Nigella 1 of 6. Culinary series. The cook prepares a Thai noodle dish with cinnamon and prawns. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 3804 NOON News; Weather (S, HD) 7499620 PM Football Focus Dan Walker and guests preview the weekend’s matches. (S) 9075804 Bargain Hunt From Glasgow. (S, Rpt) 39991 Rugby League England v New Zealand: Mark Chapman introduces coverage of the second match in the international series at The Stadium at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in London, kick-off 2.30pm. (S) 426736 Final Score Football results. (S, HD) 5446200 News (S, HD) 8466587 Local News; Weather (S) 788736 Pointless Celebrities Child Stars: Quiz series hosted by Alexander Armstrong. Today, Julie Dawn Cole, Tyger Drew-Honey, Thomas Turgoose, Mark Lester, Lee MacDonald, Erkan Mustafa, Michelle Gayle and Adam Rickitt take part for charity. (S, HD) 895007
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6.30 The Great Pottery Throw Down 1 of 6. Challenge series presented by Sara Cox in which amateur potters gather to take part in a 35-day contest, beginning with a task that sees them producing a set of kitchen bowls. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 30113
7.30 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 3 of 7. Culinary travel series. The chef continues his journey through Croatia, where he savours the native oysters of Ston, before he is joined by his son as he passes into Albania, where they sample chicken jufka and kokoretsi. (S, Rpt) 28552
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9.45 Song for Marion Comedy drama. A grouchy old man has always been dismissive of his wife’s role in the unconventional local choir. When she is diagnosed with a terminal illness and is no longer able to sing, he reluctantly agrees to take her place – a decision that dramatically changes his life and helps him through hard times to come. (90mins, 2012, PG, S, W/S, HD) Rating ★★★★ Starring: Terence Stamp, Vanessa Redgrave, Gemma Arterton, Christopher Eccleston, Anne Reid. See Filmweek, page 29 393216
11.15 The Many Faces of… Richard Wilson: The actor, best known for his roles in One Foot in the Grave and Merlin, reminisces about his career on screen. (S, Rpt) 449674 12.15 to 2.05 AM Mad City Satirical drama. An opportunistic TV reporter attempts to turn a museum siege to his own professional advantage. Stars Dustin Hoffman and John Travolta. (110mins, 1997, 12, S, W/S, HD) Rating ★★★ See Filmweek, page 29 554601
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6.15 AM How I Met Your Mother (S, Rpt) 5927991 6.40 Everybody Loves Raymond (S8, ep 15, S, Rpt) 4433533 7.05 (S8, ep 16, S, Rpt) 3297303 7.30 The Grid Motorsport magazine. (S) 77552 8.00 The Morning Line Racing preview. (S) 96007 9.00 Frasier Triple-bill of the comedy. (S11, ep 12, S, Rpt) 39084 9.30 (Series 11, ep 13, S, Rpt) 36858 10.00 (Series 11, ep 14, S, Rpt) 50397 10.30 The Big Bang Theory Triple-bill. (S8, ep 11, S, AD, HD) 80736 11.00 (S8, ep 12, S, AD, HD) 8113 11.30 (Series 8, ep 13, S, AD, HD) 1891804 11.55 The Simpsons The Devil Wears Nada: Marge becomes a sex symbol after posing for a calendar. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 3251755 12.30 PM Rednecks and Broomsticks: Lisa joins a Wiccan coven. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 30674 1.00 Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? Bart adopts a young orphan. (S, Rpt, HD) 60216 1.30 Racing Nick Luck presents coverage of today’s 1.50, 2.20, 2.55 and 3.35 from Doncaster, the 2.30 and 3.05 at Aintree and the 2.05 and 3.15 races from Wincanton. (S, HD) 512587 4.00 Come Dine with Me Back-to-back editions from Lincolnshire. (S, Rpt, HD) 9906910 4.25 (S, Rpt, HD) 7627007 5.00 (S, Rpt, HD) 8123649 5.25 (S, Rpt, HD) 3614129 6.00 (S, Rpt) 113 6.30 News (S, HD) 465
Murs present the second of this year’s live shows, in which the remaining singers compete for the chance to make it to the live final later this year, hoping to impress the judges enough to stay on the show. Simon Cowell has the Overs, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini the Groups, Rita Ora the Girls and Nick Grimshaw the Boys, and tomorrow’s show will see the first act eliminated after a sing-off. The results are tomorrow at 8.00pm. (S, HD) 48870552
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7.00 The Restoration Man Architectural series. In tonight’s edition, George Clarke meets a man who bought the derelict shell of an 18th-century folly in Ormskirk, with the intention of converting it himself. However, the lack of an access road and utilities cause problems. (S, Rpt, HD) 5991
11.25 News; Weather (S) 777113 11.45 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Andrew Flintoff: Interview series. In this edition, the former England cricketer reflects on his life and career, including the measures he took to lose weight and the key role he played in England’s 2005 Ashes victory. (S, Rpt) 199858 12.40 AM Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 89061885 3.00 Show Me the Telly Game show presented by Richard Bacon. With Ricky Tomlinson and Jane McDonald. (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 6603885 3.50 to 6.00 AM Nightscreen Text-based guide to forthcoming ITV programmes. (HD) 36919446
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9.30 The Saturday Show Magazine. (HD) 48762692 11.25 Ice Road Truckers Load Rules: 7 of 12. Double-bill of the series. (S, Rpt, HD) 2638668 12.25 PM Art of War: 8 of 12. (S, Rpt) 7772084 All I Want for Christmas Festive drama. One of Santa’s helpers gives a woman the power to read thoughts, which she uses to try to be a better person. Stars Melissa Sagemiller and Martin Klebba. (100mins, 2013, PG, S, W/S) Rating ★★ 13902228 A Nanny for Christmas Romantic comedy. An au pair attempts to impress an executive she is attracted to by inventing a more successful career. Stars Emmanuelle Vaugier. (105mins, 2010, PG, S, W/S, HD) Rating ★★ See Filmweek, page 29 30979945 Mistletoe Over Manhattan Festive fantasy drama. Santa Claus’ wife gets a job as a nanny for a New York couple in the midst of a divorce. Stars Tricia Helfer, Greg Bryk and Tedde Moore. (105mins, 2011, U, S, W/S, HD) Rating ★★ 80621858 News (S, HD) 3066945
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10.35 TFI Friday Last night’s edition of the chat show. Host Chris Evans welcomes guests including Elton John, Julianne Moore and Stanley Tucci. Plus, music from the Vamps and the Maccabees. (S, Rpt, HD) 6173026 11.40
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World War Two action drama. Three Allied engineers parachute into occupied Holland on a mission to infiltrate and destroy a German missile base. The trio team up with the local resistance – but there is a traitor in their midst. (140mins, 1965, PG, S, W/S) Rating ★★★ 79721303 Starring: Sophia Loren, George Peppard, Tom Courtenay, Trevor Howard, John Mills.
9.00 Football League Tonight Highlights of the weekend’s Championship matches. Including Huddersfield Town v Leeds Utd, Nottingham Forest v Derby County, Hull City v Middlesbrough, Brighton v MK PM Dons and Bolton v Bristol City. (S) 75043007
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10.15 Greatest Comedy Movies: Ever!
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A celebration of the best comedy films ever made, featuring recollections and revelations from stars on both sides of the camera. With contributions from Anchorman star Fred Willard, Airplane! writer Jim Abrahams, Austin Powers choreographer Marguerite Derricks and Monty Python’s Terry Jones. (S) 8407718
fSee No Evil, Hear No Evil Comedy thriller. A blind man and his deaf friend go on the run to escape a trumped-up murder charge. Stars Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder and Kevin Spacey. (105mins, 1989, 15, S) Rating ★★★ See Filmweek, page 29 1565804 AM The Gadget Show (S, Rpt, HD) 8912934 SuperCasino Interactive gaming. 1238663 Gift of Life Another chance to see the last in the documentary series. (S, Rpt, AD) 6907779 to 5.45 AM Make It Big (SL, S, Rpt) 6326663
4.50 S4C 6.00am Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh Sadwrn 10.00 Tag 10.45 Ar y Dibyn 11.45 Doctor Doctor 12.15pm Cefn Gwlad 12.45 Ffermio 1.15 Babi Del
1.45 Gerddi Cymru 2.15 3 Lle 2.45 Gwrthwynebwyr y Rhyfel Mawr 3.15 Tân Gwyllt 4.15 Stori Pel-Droed Cymru 4.45 LIVE: Sgorio Port Talbot Town v Bangor City: Coverage of the Welsh Premier League match from Victoria Road, kick-off 5.15pm. 7.15 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 5202113 7.30 Bryn Terfel: Bywyd Trwy Gan Celebrating the 50th birthday of bass-baritone singer Bryn Terfel. 8943216 9.00 Dawn: Bryn Terfel 3980668 9.40 Gala Operatig Gwyl y Faenol 86131533 10.50pm-12.20am Codi Canu: Cwpan Rygbi’r Byd
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fLockout Sci-fi thriller starring Guy
Pearce. An ex-government agent strives to rescue the US president’s daughter from a prison riot in space. With Maggie Grace and Vincent Regan. (105mins, 2012, 15, S, W/S) Rating ★★★ See Filmweek, page 29 553303 1.25 AM Fargo The Myth of Sisyphus: US crime drama. (Series 2, ep 3, S, Rpt, AD) 3491885 2.20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S, Rpt, HD) 5150750 3.15 Hollyoaks (SL, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 42481327
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6.00 AM CITV Children’s programmes. (S) 2620484 9.25 Murder, She Wrote A Fashionable Way to Die:
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6.00 AM Hot Desk Nicole Scherzinger. 6.10 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Record-breaking attempts. 6.35 Emmerdale Omnibus episode. 9.15 Coronation Street Omnibus. 12.10 PM The Xtra Factor 1.10 Tricked Magic series. 2.10 Catchphrase Game show. 2.50 You’ve Been Framed! Comical clips. 3.20 fThe Little Vampire Comedy
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starring Jonathan Lipnicki and Richard E Grant. (2000, U) ★★★
5.15 fScooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Adventure sequel.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen E4, 8.00pm
Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox must fight back when the Decepticons attack Earth
Stars Freddie Prinze Jr and Sarah Michelle Gellar. (2004, PG) ★★★
7.00 Great Movie Mistakes V 7.15 Don’t Tell the Bride A care worker hopes to give his fiancée the wedding of her dreams. However, the groom has a reputation for being unreliable with money. 8.15 Top Gear The Porsche Panamera is tested against the Royal Mail’s delivery service, and multi Olympic gold medal-winning star Usain Bolt drives the Reasonably Priced Car.
9.15 Russell Howard’s Good
7.10 fBill and Ted’s
Excellent Adventure Fantasy comedy. Two teenagers with dreams of rock stardom meet a time traveller, who sends them on a series of adventures in the past. Stars Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter. (1988, PG) ★★★★
Resurrection Horror sequel.
The A Unit investigates when an explosion occurs on board a busy train travelling through Stockholm’s subway system
Teens spend a night in a killer’s childhood home and broadcast it live across the internet, unaware he is about to show up. Stars Brad Loree. (2002, 15) ★★★
11.45 Family Guy Back-to-back episodes. (S7, ep14) 12.10 AM (S7, ep15) 12.30 (S4, ep17) 12.50 (S4, ep18) 1.10 (S3, ep16) 1.35 (S3, ep17) 1.55 Together 5 of 6. Comedy series. 2.25 Rent a Cop Documentary series. 2.55 Asian Provocateur Last in the series. 3.25 to 3.55 AM The Fear
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Monster-in-Law
HD 106
5★, 10.00pm Jane Fonda plays the ultimate nightmare mother-in-law in this comedy that also stars Jennifer Lopez and Michael Vartan
BBC4 starts broadcasting at 7.00pm
7.00 Tutankhamun: The Truth Uncovered 8.00 Lost Kingdoms of Central America
film Sorority Row Film4, 11.10pm Five female students (including Leah Pipes) accidentally kill a friend and are stalked years later by a sinister murderer
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undercover cop joins a gang of illegal road racers he believes are responsible for a series of truck hijackings. Stars Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Rick Yune, Jordana Brewster and Chad Lindberg. (2001, 15) ★★★
Jago Cooper chronicles the history of the Teotihuacan civilisation. 9.00 πArne Dahl New episode Afterquake: Swedish crime drama. A train is bombed. Subtitled. 11.00 Ultimate Covers at the BBC With Moody Blues, Soft Cell, Alexandra Burke, Mariah Carey and UB40. 12.00 M’T Better Than the Original:
The Joy of the Cover Version The stories behind 10 cover songs.
1.00 AM …Sings Dylan 2 2.00 Top of the Pops: 1980 2.35 to 3.35 AM Lost Kingdoms of Central America See 8.00pm.
8.00 Midsomer Murders Small Mercies: Detective drama series starring John Nettles and Jason Hughes. The peace in a sleepy hamlet is disturbed when a man’s body is found tied down in a miniature village – just like the hero in Gulliver’s Travels. Also stars Caroline Blakiston, Jesse Birdsall, Olivia Colman and Abigail Thaw.
10.00 Lewis Life Born of Fire: Detective drama series starring Kevin Whately and Laurence Fox. A killer targets members of a religious group, and it soon becomes clear that DS Hathaway, who once trained for the priesthood, knows more about the case than he is willing to reveal. Also stars Ian McNeice, Rachael Stirling and Michael Pennington.
Chris Kamara and Jerry Springer.
11.55 The Almost Impossible Gameshow Action-packed game show.
game show hosted by Reggie Yates. Gymnastics teachers take part. 1.50 Tricked Magic series.
Comedy adventure sequel. The heroes must quell an uprising against the king. Stars Oliver Reed and Raquel Welch. (1974, PG) ★★★ Inspector Morse The Way Through the Woods: A murderer is killed. PM Rosemary & Thyme Marple The Blue Geranium. Columbo Negative Reaction: A photographer murders his wife. With guest star Dick Van Dyke. surprised when his parents pay a visit – but their arrival brings unwelcome news for Aunt Joan. Plus, PC Mylow proposes to Julie.
11.10 Celebrity Juice With Nathan Sykes,
12.55 AM Release the Hounds Horror
fThe Four Musketeers
7.00 Doc Martin The doctor is
Furious Action thriller. An
10.15 fHalloween:
BBC4, 9.00pm
2.00 3.00 4.55
9.00 fThe Fast and the
News A 2011 edition of the series.
Arne Dahl
11.50
AM Movies Now Film news. Rising Damp Comedy series. Wyclife Old Crimes, New Times. Where the Heart Is Double-bill.
12.00 M’T Inspector Morse The Wench Is
2.40 Shopping 5.40 to 6.00 AM Nightscreen
Dead: A Victorian mystery intrigues the detective while he is in hospital. 2.05 AM Nightscreen 2.30 to 6.00 AM Shopping
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AM I Dream of NeNe: The Wedding
Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding When Do You Get Of ? The Only Way Is Essex PM The Real Housewives of Cheshire Reality series. 2.00 Dinner Date Back-to-back editions of the series. 2.00 Manchester. 3.00 London. 4.00 Gloucester. 5.00 From Merseyside. 6.00 From Beckenham. 7.00 From Surrey. 8.00 When Do You Get Of ? Workplace dating series. In this edition, a personal trainer from Surrey goes on four work-based dates.
FV 24 Sky 120 Freesat 117 Virgin 118/HD 178 5.00 AM lMotorsport
Jennie Gow introduces coverage of the Putrajaya ePrix from Malaysia. 7.30 Motorsport UK From Silverstone.
8.25 10.35 11.35 1.40 4.20 6.20
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9.00 The Millionaire Matchmaker Reality dating series. Featuring a businessman and a heavy drinker. 10.00 Big Rich Texas Double-bill. Tensions ignite when the women return for the country club cocktail party. 11.00 Tyler returns and jeopardises Whitney’s new internship.
11.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12.50 AM Shopping 5.55 to 6.00 AM Nightscreen
11.00
1.10 2.10 3.00
Highway Patrol 8.45 Ax Men German Football Bundesliga action. The Professionals Double-bill. PM Pawn Stars 3.25 Storage Wars Storage Wars: New York fRed River Western. A cattle driver clashes with his foster son during the forging of the Chisholm Trail. Stars Montgomery Clift and John Wayne. (1948, U) ★★★★★ fTremors Horror comedy. Two handymen lead townsfolk in a battle against man-eating monsters. Stars Kevin Bacon. (1990, 15) ★★★★ fRaw Deal Action thriller. A former FBI agent is tasked with infiltrating the Chicago Mob. Stars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sam Wanamaker. (1986, 18) ★★ AM The Big Fish Of Game show. Minder Comedy drama series. to 6.00 AM Shopping
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11.00 AM fA Ticket to Tomahawk
8.55 AM Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 9.25 Time Team Double-bill. A three-day
7.10 AM Three Men in More Than One Boat 1 of 2. Documentary. 8.00 American Pickers Double-bill. 10.00 MegaTruckers Double-bill. 11.00 Top Gear Motoring series. 12.00 NOON Storage Hunters 12.30 PM The Money Pit Challenge series. 1.30 Storage Hunters Reality series. 2.00 Storage Hunters UK Reality series. 2.30 Storage Hunters Double-bill. 3.30 fThe Hunt for Red October
1.40 2.00 3.00 5.00
AM Suburgatory Double-bill. Melissa & Joey Double-bill. Baby Daddy Double-bill. How I Met Your Mother Double-bill. Melissa & Joey Double-bill. The Goldbergs Double-bill. NOON fAliens in the Attic Sci-fi comedy starring Carter Jenkins. (2009, PG) ★★★ PM Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Made in Chelsea Reality series. fSee Spot Run Comedy. Stars David Arquette, Leslie Bibb and Paul Sorvino. (2001, PG) ★★ The Big Bang Theory Back-to-back episodes of the US comedy series.
7.00 The Big Bang Theory Raj is racked with guilt when he attempts to date Lucy and Emily. (S7, ep19) 7.30 Penny and Leonard attempt to distract Sheldon. (S7, ep21)
8.00 πfTransformers:
Revenge of the Fallen
Sci-fi action adventure sequel. The war between the robots erupts once again, as the Decepticons lead an attack on Earth to locate an ancient planet-destroying machine. A hapless teenager finds himself caught in the middle of the ensuing conflict as he holds the key to discovering the location of the device. Stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson. (2009, 12) ★★★★
11.00 Gogglebox Reviews of One Born
12.35 1.40 2.45 3.50 4.15 4.35
Every Minute and Bank of Dave. 11.50 Opinions on Supersize vs Superskinny and Call the Midwife. AM The Inbetweeners Double-bill. The IT Crowd Double-bill. How I Met Your Mother Triple-bill. 2 Broke Girls (S4, ep14) Brooklyn Nine-Nine (S2, ep19) to 6.00 AM Revenge (S1, ep14)
5USA FV 21 Sky 174 Freesat 129 Virgin 153
7.00 AM My Name Is Earl Double-bill. 7.50 Cimarron Strip (S1, ep4 of 23) 9.20 fMcLintock! Western. (1963, U) ★★★★ 11.50 fMan from God’s Country (1958, U) ★★ 1.20 PM fBlack Horse Canyon 3.10
7.00
11.50 12.45
team tries to excavate German fortifications in Normandy, France. 12.30 PM Four in a Bed Back-to-back editions of the B&B challenge. 3.10 fThe Longest Day World War Two drama about the Normandy landings, from the perspectives of the British, German and American forces. Stars Richard Burton and John Wayne. (1962, PG) ★★★★
6.50 fMission: Impossible
6.50 The Somme Dramatised
dig at a monastery in Bedfordshire.
10.20 A dig at a disused World War Two airfield in Worcestershire.
11.25 Time Team Special D-Day: The
Action thriller. A secret agent is accused of betraying his fellow spies, and sets out on a mission to clear his name. Stars Tom Cruise, Jon Voight, Emmanuelle Béart, Ving Rhames, Vanessa Redgrave and Jean Reno. (1996, PG) ★★★★
9.00 fKnight and Day Comedy adventure. A woman is kidnapped and dragged into a rogue secret agent’s mission to clear his name after he is framed as a traitor. Stars Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Peter Sarsgaard and Jordi Mollà. (2010, 12) ★★★
11.10 πfSorority Row Horror. Students who caused the death of one of their friends are stalked by a killer. Stars Briana Evigan and Leah Pipes. (2009, 15) ★★ 1.10 to 3.35 AM fThe Social Network Fact-based drama about the founding of Facebook. Stars Jesse Eisenberg and Justin Timberlake. (2010, 12) ★★★★★
5★ FV 30 Sky 176 Freesat 131 Virgin 151
9.00 AM Scrubs Back-to-back episodes of the medical comedy series. 2.00 PM fAlvin and the Chipmunks Musical comedy starring Jason Lee and David Cross. (2007, U) ★★
3.50 fCloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Animated comedy
documentary recounting the events of the World War One battle, which left almost 20,000 soldiers dead on its first day. The harrowing story is told through letters, diaries and official reports written at the time to give an account of one of the worst disasters in military history.
9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does
Countdown Comedy panel
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telepathic predators who take the form of their victims’ greatest desire. Guest stars Jenny Agutter.
11.00 Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled With guests Katherine Jakeways, Lee Mack, Nick Helm and Olivia Lee. 12.00 M’T Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You Hosted by David Mitchell. 1.00 AM Red Dwarf Triple-bill. Lister finds a doorway to the past. 1.40 Holly is involved in a duel to the death. 2.20 The crew visits a parallel universe. 2.50 to 4.00 AM Hof the Record
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8.00 9.00 10.20
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of the comedy drama series. PM Sharpe See 6.00pm. The Last Detective Towpaths of Glory: A former soldier is murdered. Dalziel & Pascoe The Wood Beyond: Wield and Dalziel investigate a raid by animal rights activists. Sharpe Sharpe’s Gold: The officer sets out to rescue British deserters who have been captured by a Spanish rebel called El Casco. Murdoch Mysteries A telephone operator and amateur sleuth hears a woman being killed on the line. Death in Paradise A bride is shot dead on her wedding day. Jonathan Creek The Problem at Gallows Gate: Part One. Adam Klaus’ sister witnesses a murder in a woodland cottage during a night spent badger-watching. The Last Detective As 2.30pm. AM Sharpe See 6.00pm. to 4.00 AM Garden Makers
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
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Lucy’s first love reappears on the scene and asks her to star in a play. 9.40 Lucy has her god-daughter dumped on her the night before the girl’s birthday party, leaving her to entertain a bunch of nine-year-olds. 10.20 Lee manages to persuade Lucy to spend a weekend on his dad’s new boat – but it is not quite the yacht they were expecting.
forfeit after cheating at football. 11.40 The clerics face the prospect of an untimely death during a flight. 12.10 AM Britain’s Fattest Man Documentary following a 70st man from Ipswich as he prepares to undergo gastric surgery.
7.00 AM Birds of a Feather Comedy. 7.30 Lovejoy Back-to-back episodes
PM
9.00 Not Going Out Triple-bill.
11.05 Father Ted The cleric is given a
1.15 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 2.25 to 3.45 AM The Returned (S2, ep4)
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8.20 Red Dwarf The crew encounters
episodes. Dougal’s life is in danger when he becomes a milkman. 10.35 Father Jack puts the annual football match in jeopardy.
8.00 fWelcome to the Jungle
Comedy. A woman meets the man of her dreams but his mother proves to be a nightmare. Stars Jane Fonda. (2005, 12) ★★★ 12.00 M’T American Horror Story: Murder House 2.00 AM Ridiculousness 2.55 to 3.00 AM Access Showbiz news.
William Shatner. (1982, 12) ★★★★
10.05 Father Ted Back-to-back
6.00
10.00 πfMonster-in-Law
6.00 fStar Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Sci-fi adventure starring
show presented by Jimmy Carr. Sean Lock and Mel Giedroyc take on Lee Mack and David O’Doherty.
featuring the voices of Bill Hader and Anna Faris. (2009, U) ★★★★ 5.40 fPlanet of the Apes Sci-fi remake. An astronaut crashes on an alien planet ruled by apes. Stars Mark Wahlberg. (2001, 12) ★★★
Adventure. A bounty hunter is drawn into a quest for a famed artefact. Stars Dwayne Johnson and Seann William Scott. (2003, 15) ★★★
Cold War thriller starring Sean Connery. (1990, PG) ★★★★
PM
10 PM
6.00 AM Nothing to Declare Back-toback editions of the series.
8.00 60 Minute Makeover Back-to-back 1.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
editions of the challenge series. PM The Dog Whisperer Double-bill.
To Catch a Smuggler: JFK Airport Border Security USA Nothing to Declare Back-to-back editions of the documentary series.
7.00 UK Border Force Documentary. 8.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Double-bill of the documentary series following the work of the Canada Border Services Agency.
9.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK Double-bill of the documentary.
11.00 Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets A cabbie has an eventful night shift.
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Western drama. (1954, U) ★★★ fGun Fury Western starring Rock Hudson. (1953, U) ★★★ fHour of the Gun Western drama starring James Garner and Jason Robards. (1967, PG) ★★★ NCIS: Los Angeles A navy officer is killed at a strip club. (S1, ep11) 8.00 Callen must investigate the death of a taxi driver. (S1, ep12) 9.00 Fellow agent Dom activates a distress signal. (S1, ep13) 9.55 Five men are killed by a lethal toxin in a warehouse. (S1, ep14) 10.50 A terrorist group steals a truck with $5million. (S1, ep15) CSI: NY Mac suspects that Carver killed his own sister. (S7, ep9) AM CSI: Miami Double-bill. (S3, ep16) 2.00 to 3.00 AM (S5, ep13)
Western starring Dan Dailey and Anne Baxter. (1950, U) ★★★ 1.00 PM fFive Children and It Family fantasy adventure starring Kenneth Branagh and Freddie Highmore. (2004, U) ★★★ 2.45 fMagic in the Water Fantasy starring Mark Harmon and Harley Jane Kozak. (1995, PG) ★★ 4.45 fTooth Fairy Comedy. An ice hockey player is forced to spend a week working as the Tooth Fairy as a punishment for discouraging a young fan. Stars Dwayne Johnson. (2010, PG) ★★★
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12.00 M’T Road Wars 1.00 AM Most Shocking 2.00 24: Live Another Day 3.00 Police POV 4.00 Nothing to Declare Double-bill. 5.00 to 6.00 AM 6ixth Sense
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AM The Re-Inventors
Who Do You Think You Are? Vimy Ridge: Heaven to Hell War Horse: The Real Story NOON The Diary of Anne Frank: A Tale of Two Sisters 1.00 PM I Was There: The Great War Interviews 2.00 Hidden Histories: WWI’s Forgotten Photographs Soldiers’ photography during World War One. 3.00 Britain at War A look back at the evacuation of troops from Dunkirk in 1940.
True Ent FV 61 Sky 184 Freesat 142 Virgin 189
6.00 AM fEmpty Cradle Fact-based drama. Stars Kate Jackson and Eriq La Salle. (1993, 15) ★★★★
8.00 Little House on the Prairie Back-to-back episodes.
1.00 PM McBride: The Doctor Is Out, Really Out Mystery. Stars John Larroquette.
3.00 McBride: Tune in for Murder Crime drama.
Stars John Larroquette.
5.00 McBride: It’s Murder, Madam Crime drama.
An actress is accused of murdering her boss. Stars John Larroquette.
4.00 The Private Life of Plants Triple-bill of the series.
7 PM 8 PM 9 PM 10 PM
7.00 Keeping Up
7.00 McBride: The
Appearances
Chameleon Murder
Hyacinth’s plans to take Daddy on a picnic backfire. 7.40 Richard dreads having to take early retirement. 8.20 Hyacinth forces Richard to take her to the countryside to search for Iron Age remains.
Feature-length mystery. The lawyer investigates a hitch-hiker accused of killing a woman – but the victim turns out to have a plethora of identities. Stars John Larroquette.
9.00 πYellowstone
9.00 fThe Rape
of Dr Willis Drama.
Double-bill of the series. Several species struggle to survive the rigours of a freezing six-month winter.
A surgeon faces an ethical dilemma when she finds she has the power of life and death over the man who assaulted her. Stars Jaclyn Smith and Holland Taylor. (1991, 15) ★★
10.00 Yellowstone Summer returns, transforming the park from an icy wilderness into the ideal environment for newborn animals.
11.00 Raiders of the Lost Past
11.00 fOdd Girl Out
A map thought to reveal the site of Aztec Emperor Montezuma’s lost treasure.
Drama. A teenager falls victim to a campaign of bullying after she falls out with her best friend. Stars Alexa Vega and Lisa Vidal. (2005, 12) ★★★
12.00 M’T Sounds of the Seventies Music by the
Police, Simple Minds, the Clash and Joy Division.
1.00 to 3.00 AM Roads to Memphis
Movie Mix FV 32 Sky 185 Freesat 143 9.00 AM fK9 Christmas
Adventure starring Luke Perry. (2013, U) ★★
10.50 fSanta’s Summer House (2012, PG) ★★ 12.45 PM fA Christmas Wish Depression-era
Drama. (1991, 15) ★
Challenge FV 46 Sky 145 Freesat 145 Virgin 139 6.00 AM Ninja Warrior
9.00 10.00 10.30 11.00
Really
FV 37 Sky 144 Virgin 172
FV 17 Sky 155 Virgin 283
6.00 AM Robson Green: 6.00 AM One Born: Ultimate Catch What Happened Next? 7.00 Dreamboats Double-bill. 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Tommy’s Fix It Yourself 8.00 Most Haunted 9.00 Shedheads Double-bill. 9.00 Ghost Adventures 10.00 Salvage Hunters 12.00 NOON The Hotel Inspector 11.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 2.00 PM Homes Under the Hammer Double-bill 12.00 NOON Gold Rush of the property series. 1.00 PM Fifth Gear Jonny Smith travels to Sweden for 4.00 A Place in the Sun: an American car show. Home or Away Triple-bill. From Kent and Florence. 2.00 Wheeler Dealers Triple-bill of the motoring series. 5.00 Properties in Brighton and Montpellier. 5.00 Gold Rush Todd and Jack engage in a desperate bid 6.00 Properties in to strike gold – but the Alaskan winter threatens.
6.00 I Am Ali Feature-length
8.00 Murder Shift Detectives
10.00 Reel Crime
Real Story Last in the
12.00 1.00 2.00 4.00 5.00
starring Colin Hanks and Meg Ryan. (2008, 15) ★★
9.00 fThe Ghost and the Darkness Adventure
starring Michael Douglas. (1996, 15) ★★★
11.10 fGhosts of Mars
Sci-fi thriller starring Natasha Henstridge and Ice Cube. (2001, 15) ★★★ 1.05 AM fChloe Adult thriller starring Julianne Moore. (2009, 15) ★★★
Singing talent contest hosted by Matthew Kelly. 9.50 Quiz Nights Teams from Birmingham, Blackpool, Highgate and Nunhead. 10.50 Family Fortunes Doublebill of the game show. 11.50 Catchphrase Doublebill of the game show.
10.00 UFOs Declassified
11.00 Embarrassing Bodies From Thorpe Park, Surrey.
M’T My Big Breasts and Me AM Paranormal Witness
Home Shopping Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends Wife Swap USA to 6.00 AM Medical Emergency
FV 66 Sky 146 Freesat 135 Virgin 148 9.00 AM Rapid Response
FV 74 Sky 149 Freesat 134 Virgin 197 7.30 AM Tomorrow’s World 8.00 fOn Golden Pond
mystery series challenging 10.00 viewers to guess if the stories are true or false. 3.00
Double-bill of the series. 9.00 Crime Stories Detectives reopen the unsolved murder of Kathy Odom. 10.00 The death of Susan McFarland in 2002. 11.00 Contract Killers The death of Carolyn Matthews.
12.00 M’T Caught on Camera 1.00 AM Dog and Beth: On the Hunt Double-bill. AM The Chase USA Deal or No Deal 3.00 Shopping Stars in Their Eyes 3.30 Cops Double-bill. Family Fortunes 4.20 Heir Hunters to 6.00 AM Beat The Beast 5.10 to 6.00 AM Cheaters
team search for another Firestorm match. (S2, ep4)
7.00 Modern Family Jay is troubled by a revelation from Shorty. (S5, ep13) 7.30 Claire and Phil spy on Luke. (S5, ep14 of 24)
8.00 Landscape Artist of
the Year 5 of 9. Frank Skinner and Joan Bakewell return to Waddesdon Manor in Buckinghamshire.
9.00 Karl Pilkington:
The Moaning of Life
4 of 6. Karl investigates the lengths people go to in order to stay healthy.
10.00 You, Me and
the Apocalypse
Reports of sinister flying objects that were allegedly seen above secret military bases during the Cold War.
CBS Drama
7.00 Unsolved Mysteries
to protect National City.
6.00 The Flash Barry and the
The story of a largely unreported and forgotten accident in 1979 that killed all but one passenger.
CBS Reality
editions of the game show. 5.30 Bullseye Back-to-back editions of the quiz series presented by Dave Spikey.
9.00 Stars in Their Eyes
9.00 Why Planes Crash
12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives 1.00 Examining mundane items 2.00 4.00 for traces of evidence. AM FBI Files 4.50 Destroyed in Seconds 5.35 Dreamboats Double-bill. to 6.00 AM Shedheads
Double-bill of the series following paramedics. 10.00 Judge Judy Back-to-back editions of the series.
episodes of the animation.
5.00 Supergirl 2 of 8. Kara tries
Documentary featuring amateur videos, news reports and police footage of a tornado in Oklahoma.
A woman who survived a gunshot to the head.
Fantasy. (2010, PG) ★
5.00 fAn Evergreen Christmas (2014, PG) ★★ 7.05 fMy Mom’s New Boyfriend Comedy
8.00 Tornado Alley
series. Erin Brockovich investigates the true story behind movie To Die For.
11.00 Couples Who Kill
Back-to-back episodes.
3.00 Futurama Back-to-back
attempts to evade pursuing officers by jumping into a canal, and a youngster attempts to escape arrest.
A comparison between the work of crime writers and real-life accounts from homicide investigators.
3.00 Catchphrase Back-to-back
Back-to-back editions
7.00 Traic Cops A burglar
investigating a couple’s execution identify suspects based on phone records.
9.00 Forensic Detectives
Sky 106 Virgin 110/HD 109
6.00 AM Are You Smarter Than a Ten Year Old? 7.00 Modern Family 8.00 Game Changers 8.30 Football Freestyler 9.00 The Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM New edition 12.00 NOON The F1 Show 1.00 PM Modern Family
Chichester, West Sussex and Carcassonne, France.
documentary exploring the life of Muhammad Ali. With contributions from Mike Tyson and Gene Kilroy.
2.50 fThe Nutcracker
the adventure game show.
1.00 PM Strike It Lucky
12.50 1.50 4.05 4.55 2.55 to 6.00 AM Soldier, Soldier 5.55
40
TNA Xplosion Videogame Nation Knightmare Fort Boyard Double-bill of
Quest
3.00 PM Dog and Beth: On the Hunt Double-bill. 5.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? Double-bill of the
drama. (2013, PG) ★★
PRIME-TIME
1.00 to 3.00 AM f Wife, Mother, Murderer
TSkyV1 SKY,
What’s on
What’s on
4.00
9.00 10.00 11.00
Drama remake. An ailing professor is reunited with his estranged daughter, who then asks him to look after her stepson for the summer. Stars Christopher Plummer. (2001, PG) ★★★ The District Back-to-back episodes of the series. PM Taxi Double-bill. Judge Judy Back-to-back editions of the series. Ringer Siobhan is unhappy at how Bridget has settled into her life. (S1, ep11) Ringer A shadowy character from Siobhan’s past emerges. (S1, ep12) Sex and the City Back-toback episodes of the US comedy drama series. (S3, ep15) 11.35 (S3, ep16) 12.10 AM (S3, ep17) 12.45 (S3, ep18) 1.20 (S1, ep1) Ringer Double-bill.
1.55 3.50 to 5.00 AM Taxi
Jamie’s life receives another shake-up after a sudden tragedy. (S1, ep6 of 10)
11.00 The Force: Manchester Double-bill of the documentary series following the work of Greater Manchester Police. 1.00 AM Road Wars Double-bill of the documentary series.
3.00 Stop, Search, Seize 4.00 to 6.00 AM Stargate Atlantis
ITV Encore Sky 123
6.00 9.00 11.35 12.30 1.30 2.30
AM The Encore Hour
Heartbeat Triple-bill. The Glass Drama. PM Upstairs, Downstairs The Grand Period drama. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes Double-bill. 4.50 Poirot The King of Clubs:
An actress witnesses the murder of a producer. 5.50 Poirot The Incredible Theft: An aircraft manufacturer attempts to trap a spy. 6.55 Kingdom The first-ever episode of the drama. 8.00 Kingdom A woman seeks Kingdom’s help.
9.00 πKidnap and Ransom
The three-part thriller. A negotiator tries to arrange the release of a kidnapped woman. Stars Trevor Eve.
12.05 AM The Ruth Rendell Mysteries May and June. 1.10 Scott & Bailey Double-bill. 3.05 Monroe Drama series. 4.00 to 6.00 AM The Encore Hour
VIRGIN & BT Sky Living
Sky Atlantic
Sky 107 Virgin 112/HD 111
Sky 108
6.00 AM The Guest Wing 7.00 Seinfeld Multiple episodes. 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise Back-to-back episodes.
2.00 PM Micro Monsters with David Attenborough 3.00 Blue Bloods Back-to-back episodes. Frank is left reeling by a second loss. (S3, ep23) 4.00 A police officer is killed during an armed robbery. (S4, ep1) 5.00 A film star is stabbed while shadowing Danny. (S4, ep2) 6.00 Danny becomes a lead hostage negotiator. (S4, ep3)
editions of the series.
6.00 Million Dollar Listing: NYC Michael attempts to spin a low offer into a sale.
7.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation
7.00 Without a Trace
10.00 Criminal Minds
8.10 MasterChef Australia
episodes of the comedy. Rodney tires of being dogsbody to Del-Boy. 4.10 Rodney joins the residents’ committee. 4.50 Del encounters an old flame. 5.30 The Trotters dabble in the diamond-import business.
Back-to-back editions of the culinary challenge based on the British show. 1.40 PM The Bill Back-to-back episodes of the police drama. A new woman PC harbours a secret. 2.40 Reg comes face to face with Des. 3.40 MIT questions Sheelagh. 4.40 Sheelagh hands in her notice. 5.40 Thugs inject Nick with heroin.
7.25 Only Fools and
Horses Further episodes of the vintage comedy series. Del-Boy becomes a yuppie, and Rodney begins attending a computer course at night school. 8.30 Del becomes a showbiz entrepreneur after discovering a sensational Tom Jones-style singer.
9.00 Game of Thrones
Brides-to-be in Savannah are being killed on the eve of their weddings. Guest stars Ashley Fink. (S11, ep3)
Queen Margaery spends time with King Tommen, and Tyrion walks the Long Bridge of Volantis. (S5, ep3)
10.15 Amy Schumer:
Live at the Apollo
The team must investigate the murder of a group of women in Miami. (S8, ep6)
10.20 I’m Alan Partridge
Alibi
Discovery
Universal
Sky 132 Virgin 130/HD 200
7.35 10.00 12.00 2.00
AM Miss Marple
Judge John Deed NOON Dalziel & Pascoe PM The Doctor Blake Mysteries Double-bill of the crime drama series.
4.00 Judge John Deed Political Expediency: The judge faces a moral dilemma.
6.00 Dalziel & Pascoe
Feature-length episode. A wedding ends in murder. 8.00 Jonathan Creek A scientist is found impaled on a sword in his locked study.
9.20 The Doctor Blake Mysteries Double-bill.
AM How It’s Made
Misfit Garage Double-bill. Fast N’ Loud Double-bill. Wheeler Dealers: Trading Up Double-bill. 1.00 PM Survive That! 3.00 Gold Divers Double-bill. 5.00 Ed Staford: Into the Unknown Double-bill. Ed visits West Papua. 6.00 Ed investigates the Patomskiy crater. 7.00 Gold Rush New edition Todd attempts to move his 50-ton washplant.
8.00 Alive! Sixty Days Under the Snow A man who survived
A body is found in a lake. in freezing temperatures. 10.20 A member of staff is 9.00 Biblical Conspiracies found dead at the hospital. 10.00 Codes and Conspiracies
11.20 Murdoch Mysteries
Double-bill. A painting may hold clues to a crime. 12.20 AM A secret letter is found on a dead body. 1.20 Taggart Genesis.
2.45 to 4.00 AM Diagnosis Murder
Gold, 3.30pm First-ever episode of the comedy
House Series in which a couple are given £15,000 for a deposit and three weeks to find a new home. Impossible Illusionist Dynamo performs a Matrix-style levitation. With guest Ian Brown.
10.00 fTrue Romance Crime thriller. A couple make off with $5million of stolen cocaine, with the Mob in hot pursuit. Stars Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette and Val Kilmer. (1993, 18) ★★★★
6.00 7.00 8.00 10.00
AM Battle Creek (S1, ep5)
Shopping Sea Patrol Double-bill. NCIS Back-to-back
episodes of the series. (S5, ep12) 11.00 (S5, ep13) 12.00 NOON (S5, ep14) 1.00 PM (S5, ep15) 2.00 Law & Order Triple-bill of the series. (S17, ep4) 3.00 (S17, ep5) 4.00 (S17, ep6) 5.00 NCIS (S6, ep1) 6.00 (S6, ep2) 7.00 (S5, ep5) 8.00 πNCIS A sailor dies on a vessel. (S5, ep6)
11.00 Monsters Inside Me 12.00 M’T Weird or What? 1.00 AM Alive! Sixty Days Under 11.00 How to Get Away with the Snow See 8.00pm. Murder (S2, ep2 of 15) 2.00 Biblical Conspiracies 12.00 M’T Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Double-bill. 3.00 Codes and Conspiracies 3.50 Storage Wars Canada 2.00 AM White Collar 4.40 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made 4.00 to 6.00 AM Boston Legal
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
Universal, 8.00pm The team investigates a strange death aboard a top-secret naval research vessel in the ocean
Triple-bill of the fantasy drama series starring Sam Huntington, Sarah Allen and Sam Witwer. (S1, ep4) 1.30 (S1, ep5) 2.15 to 3.00 AM (S1, ep6)
Fox Sky 124 Virgin 157/HD 199
8.00 AM Monk Triple-bill of the US comedy drama series.
11.00 NCIS Back-to-back
4.00
7.00
9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A teenage girl
is killed in a hit-and-run incident. (S12, ep4) 10.00 Sleepy Hollow An ancient horror descends on the town. (S3, ep3 of 18)
NCIS
12.30 AM Being Human USA
Sky 113 Virgin 137
Sky 520 Virgin 250/HD 251
6.00 7.00 9.00 11.00
Only Fools and Horses
8.00 Honey I Bought the
A chance encounter results in Alan being asked to present the prestigious Norwich Bravery Awards.
3.00 Curb Your Enthusiasm 4.10 to 6.00 AM Seinfeld
Back-to-back episodes. (S7, ep1 of 10) 12.40 (S7, ep2 of 10) 1.15 (S7, ep3 of 10) 1.50 (S7, ep4 of 10) 2.25 (S7, ep5 of 10)
Hands Amateur interior designers help a family in Essex struggling to agree on home alterations.
gets a boost when he is headhunted by a public speaking agency.
The comedian performs her set at the Apollo Theatre in New York.
11.30 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Comedy. 12.05 AM Entourage
6.40 Your Home in Their
9.00 Dynamo: Magician
4.20 to 6.00 AM Emergency Abroad
episodes of the series. (S8, ep7) 12.00 M’T (S8, ep8) 1.00 AM (S8, ep9) 1.50 Elementary (S1, ep5) 2.40 Grey’s Anatomy Doublebill of the US drama. (S11, ep20) 3.30 (S11, ep21)
Picks of the day
of the culinary series.
9.40 The Oice David’s ego
11.00 The Thick of It 11.40 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 12.20 AM Time Trumpet 1.00 The Oice See 9.40pm. 1.40 I’m Alan Partridge 2.15 The Thick of It 2.45 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 3.15 to 4.00 AM ’Allo ’Allo!
11.00 Criminal Minds Further
Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191
6.10 AM Choccywoccydoodah: Starstruck Double-bill
Back-to-back episodes of the vintage comedy series.
1.30 PM Last of the Summer Wine Triple-bill. 3.30 πOnly Fools and Horses Back-to-back
team looks for a missing lawyer who may have suffered with paranoid schizophrenia. (S2, ep12)
investigates the death of an ex-con. Guest stars Sharon Osbourne. (S15, ep10)
9.00 Criminal Minds
Sky 110 Virgin 126
8.00 Without a Trace The
Investigation The team
Watch
7.00 AM ’Allo ’Allo! Comedy. 7.30 Only Fools and Horses
An investigative journalist disappears while working on a story about water pollution. (S2, ep11)
A homeless man is found dead after winning money at a casino. (S14, ep6)
8.00 CSI: Crime Scene
GOLD
SATURDAY
6.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Double-bill. 8.00 Criminal Minds (S6, ep9) 9.00 Nothing to Declare 10.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA Double-bill. 12.00 NOON Who’d Be a Billionaire 1.00 PM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Triple-bill of the series. (S3, ep5) 2.00 (S3, ep6) 3.00 (S3, ep7) 4.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Back-to-back
7 November SATURDAY
9.00 10.00 11.00 12.00 12.15 12.30 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00
episodes of the US drama series. (S11, ep19) 12.00 NOON (S11, ep20) 1.00 PM (S11, ep21) 2.00 (S11, ep22) 3.00 (S11, ep23) The Mentalist Back-toback episodes of the US drama. (S4, ep3) 5.00 (S4, ep4) 6.00 (S4, ep5) The Mentalist The team investigates the murder of a police chief. (S4, ep6) 8.00 Jane suspects a blogger of committing multiple murders. (S4, ep7) Family Guy Double-bill. American Dad! Double-bill. Family Guy Double-bill. M’T Robot Chicken AM Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Black Jesus (S2, ep4 of 10) Family Guy (S8, ep17 of 21) American Dad! Double-bill. Family Guy Double-bill. to 5.00 AM American Dad!
Kidnap and Ransom ITV Encore, 9.00pm A hostage negotiator (Trevor Eve) tries to bring victims home safely in this three-part thriller tonight
Yellowstone Yesterday, 9.00pm These two editions of the series examine some of the wildlife that lives in the American national park
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SPORT 7.30 8.00 8.30 9.00 10.00
Sky 402 Virgin 512/HD 502 AM Cricket’s Greatest Dennis Lillee.
Game Changers With Di Dougherty. Premier League Preview The Fantasy Football Club Soccer AM Weekly magazine. 12.00 NOON lFootball Huddersfield Town v Leeds United. Coverage of the Championship West Yorkshire derby from the John Smith’s Stadium, kick-off 12.30pm.
2.45
PM lRugby Union
Cardiff Blues v Glasgow Warriors. Coverage of the Pro12 match from the Arms Park, kick-off 3.00pm.
5.00 lFootball
8.00
Stoke City v Chelsea. Coverage of the Premier League match from the Britannia Stadium, kick-off 5.30pm. lBoxing Callum Smith v Rocky Fielding for the vacant British Super Middleweight title, which takes place at the Echo Arena in both fighters’ home city of Liverpool.
11.30 Viral Videos of October 11.45 Boxing Gold Amir Khan v Marcos Maidana in Las Vegas in 2010. 12.00 M’T to 7.30 AM lCricket Australia v New Zealand. Coverage of the fourth day of the first Test match from the Gabba in Brisbane.
Picks of TV the day
What’s on
AM Premier League Years 2014/2015.
Time of Our Lives Aston Villa players. WWE: Smackdown US wrestling. WWE From the Vault Archive action.
12.00 2.00 3.00 4.00
3.45 4.15 5.10 lSpanish Football
10.00 Matchday Live with Fletch & Sav 12.00 NOON lFootball Bournemouth v Newcastle United. The Premier League match from Dean Court, kick-off 12.45pm.
3.00
5.15 lRugby Union
7.45 8.15 9.15 11.00
Exeter Chiefs v Leicester Tigers. The Premiership match from the Recreation Ground, kick-off 5.30pm. Rallying WRC magazine. Motorsport Formula E. Basketball NBA action. lBasketball Chicago Bulls v Minnesota Timberwolves. From the United Center, tip-off 11.00pm.
4.30 Last Week, This Week 5.00 to 6.00 AM Motorsport Formula E.
action, including Charlton Athletic v Sunderland in 1998, Gillingham v Manchester City and Scunthorpe United v Millwall from 1999, and Blackpool v Cardiff City from 2010.
12.00 NOON lFootball Huddersfield Town v Leeds United. Coverage of the Championship West Yorkshire derby from the John Smith’s Stadium, kick-off 12.30pm.
2.45
PM lRugby Union
Northampton Saints v Saracens. The Premiership match staged at Franklin’s Gardens, kick-off 3.15pm.
PM Soccer Saturday
Eibar v Getafe. Tonight’s second La Liga match comes from the Ipurua Municipal Stadium, kick-off 7.30pm.
7.30
Up-to-the-minute football scores. Edinburgh v Munster. Coverage of this evening’s Pro12 match from Murrayfield, kick-off 5.15pm. Sporting Greats A profile of former New Zealand rugby union captain Sean Fitzpatrick.
8.00 Football: Game of the Day The day’s top Premier League game.
10.00 Football: Match Choice Highlights from the Premier League, including Manchester United v West Brom and Stoke City v Chelsea.
1.00 AM Football: Match Choice 4.00 to 6.00 AM Darts Gold
The Ant Bully Sky Movies Family, 6.20pm In this animation, a 10-year-old boy is shrunk to the size of an insect as punishment for attacking garden ants
V8 Supercars Auckland 500 event.
Sky 406 Virgin 516/HD 506
7.15 7.25 lSpanish Football
5.00 to 6.00 AM WWE From the Vault
8.15 Global Goals 8.30 Premier League Preview 9.00 Football Tonight
India v South Africa. Coverage of day four of the first Test from Mohali.
5.00 lRugby Union
Málaga v Real Betis. Coverage of the La Liga match from the Estadio La Rosaleda, joining 25 minutes in. 11.00 Spanish Football Highlights of Celta Vigo v Valencia in La Liga. 1.00 AM Football Gold Archive action. 1.30 Boxing Gold Memorable bouts.
Newcastle Jets v Western Sydney Wanderers. The A-League match at the Hunter Stadium, kick-off 6.15am.
1.30 AM NBA Action 2.00 Rallying 2.30 lMotorsport Coverage of the
Levante v Deportivo La Coruña. The La Liga match from the Estadi Ciutat de Valencia, kick-off 5.15pm. Sky Scholars Holly Bradshaw.
9.30 lSpanish Football
6.00 AM Last Week, This Week 6.15 lAustralian Football
M’T WWE: Late Night – Smackdown AM Cricketing Yorkshire Cricket India v South Africa. AM to 12.00 NOON lCricket
6.00 AM Good Morning Sports Fans 10.00 Dutch Football Eredivisie round-up. 11.00 Football Gold Classic play-off final
12.00 NOON Time of Our Lives 1.05 PM Boxing Preview. 1.40 lFrench Rugby Union Toulon v Montpellier. Coverage of today’s Top 14 match from the Stade Mayol, kick-off 1.45pm. Sporting Rivalries Coe v Ovett. Cricket India v South Africa.
AM lCricket
India v South Africa. The third day of the first Test at the Punjab Cricket Association Stadium in Mohali. 11.30 Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 12.30 PM Cricket’s Greatest Kapil Dev. 1.00 lDarts Coverage of the opening day of the Grand Slam of Darts at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring the opening eight matches from the group stage. Coverage continues at 7.00pm. 5.00 Boxing Preview of the bout between Callum Smith and Rocky Fielding. 5.30 Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 6.30 Darts Gold Ronnie Baxter v Rod Harrington in 1998 and Phil Taylor v Raymond van Barneveld in 2013. 7.00 lDarts Continued coverage of the opening day of the Grand Slam of Darts at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall. Featuring eight further matches from the group stage. 11.00 Cricket India v South Africa.
Sky 404 Virgin 514/HD 504
6.00 8.00 9.00 11.00
Sky 413 Virgin 531/HD 527
Sky 403 Virgin 513/HD 503
4.00
Sky 414 Virgin 533/HD 529
6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.30 9.30 10.00 11.30
AM Premier League Preview
Italian Football Serie A round-up. Football’s Cult Heroes Football Europa League action. Football Champions League. Italian Football Serie A round-up. German Football Bundesliga action. French Football Angers v Rennes.
American Sniper Sky Movies Premiere, 8.00pm A US Navy sniper (Bradley Cooper) finds it difficult to adjust back to civilian life after serving in war-ravaged Iraq
1.00 PM Football Champions League. 2.00 Italian Football Serie A action. 2.30 Australian Football A-League. 5.15 lGerman Football Darmstadt v Hamburg. Bundesliga match from the Merck-Stadion am Böllenfalltor, kick-off 5.30pm.
7.30 lItalian Football AC Milan v Atalanta. Serie A match from the San Siro, kick-off 7.45pm. 9.45 German Football Highlights of Bayern Munich v Stuttgart. 11.15 French Football Highlights of Paris Saint-Germain v Toulouse at the Parc des Princes in Ligue 1. 12.15 AM German Football Darmstadt v Hamburg in the Bundesliga. 1.45 French Football Action from Lille v Bastia at the Stade Pierre-Mauroy. 2.45 Italian Football Verona v Bologna and AC Milan v Atalanta in Serie A.
5.15 Fletch & Sav: The Best Bits 5.45 to 6.00 AM Last Week, This Week
Trading Places Sky Movies Christmas, 9.30pm A vintage 1980s comedy in which Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy exact revenge on two scheming billionaires
TV Sport
What’s on
Sky 405 Virgin 515/HD 505
3.00 AM lGolf The third round of the WGC HSBC Champions. 8.00 Golf NBO Classic Grand Final. 9.00 Boxing Preview of tonight’s bout. 9.30 Sporting Greats Double-bill. 10.30 Golf Yesterday’s highlights. 12.30 PM Golf NBO Classic Grand Final. 1.30 lTennis The ATP Paris Masters semi-finals staged at the Palais Omnisports de Paris-Bercy. 6.00 Golf Junior Championship. 6.30 lGolf The third round of the Sanderson Farms Championship staged in Jackson, Mississippi. 9.30 Golf WGC HSBC Champions. 10.30 Golf Junior Championship. 11.00 Golf NBO Golf Classic Grand Final.
12.00 M’T Tennis 12.30 AM Sporting Greats 2.00 Golf HSBC Champions highlights. 3.00 to 8.00 AM lGolf The final
round of the WGC HSBC Champions.
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Sky 410 Virgin 523/HD 521
7.30
AM lSnooker Coverage of
day two of the Bulgarian Open at the Universiada Hall, Sofia, featuring action from the third round. Shaun Murphy is the defending champion, having beaten Martin Gould in last year’s final after overcoming Mark Selby, Jimmy White and Stephen Maguire in the earlier rounds. 7.30 PM Snooker Highlights of today’s matches in the second day of the Bulgarian Open staged in Sofia, featuring action from the third round. 9.00 Cycling Action from stage eight of the Tour of Taihu Lake in China – a 144km ride from Haining to Yanguan. 10.00 Football Action from the Under-17s World Cup semi-finals held in Chile.
12.00 M’T to 1.00 AM Football’s Greatest Vintage action featuring some of the best players to have played the game.
Sky 417 Virgin 532/HD 528
6.00 AM World Wide Sports 6.30 Rugby Union Harlequins v Sale. 8.00 lMotorcycling Third free
pick
practice session and qualifying for the MotoGP Valencia Grand Prix. PM Basketball NBA action.
3.15 5.15 lItalian Football
Verona v Bologna. Coverage of tonight’s Serie A match from the Stadio Marc’Antonio Bentegodi. Football Tonight Magazine. Football Action from the FA Cup.
7.00 7.30 8.30 lAmerican Football Coverage of an NCAA game.
12.00 M’T Fletch & Sav: The Best Bits 12.30 AM Football Tonight Magazine. 1.00 lUFC Fight Night: Prelims Coverage from São Paulo in Brazil.
3.00 to 6.30 AM lUFC Vitor Belfort v Dan Henderson from the Ginásio do Ibirapuera in São Paulo, Brazil.
FOOTBALL PREMIER LEAGUE
Bournemouth v Newcastle United BT Sport 1, 12.00noon The Cherries will look to Glenn Murray for inspiration as the hosts aim for a win against fellow strugglers Newcastle
SKY/VIRGIN MOVIES Premiere
Comedy
Sky 301 Virgin 401/HD 431 6.00 AM Assassin See 12.25am.
8.00 Jingle All the Way 2
adventure. (2014, 15) ★
2.00 PM Assassin See 12.25am. 4.00 American Sniper As 8.00pm. 6.15 Jingle All the Way 2 Festive
(1993, PG) ★★★★ 8.10 Talladega Nights As 2.15pm. 10.15 The Love Guru (2008, 12) ★★ 11.55 Horrible Bosses 2 As 8pm.
2.15 PM Talladega Nights Comedy. (2006, 15) ★★★★ 4.20 Three Amigos! As 4.30am.
6.05 Who Framed Roger Rabbit
PRIME-TIME
comedy starring Larry the Cable Guy. (2014, U) ★
8.00 πAmerican Sniper
10.15
Biopic of US Navy Seal sniper Chris Kyle. Stars Bradley Cooper and Sienna Miller. (2014, 15) ★★★★ Wild Fact-based drama. A woman embarks on an epic 1,000-mile trek. Stars Reese Witherspoon. (2014, 15) ★★★★
12.25 AM Assassin Thriller starring Danny Dyer. (2014, 15) ★ 1.55 Let Us Prey Horror thriller. (2014, 18) ★★★ 3.30 to 5.30 AM Extinction (2014)
Christmas
Part-animated comedy thriller. (1988, PG) ★★★★★
8.00 Horrible Bosses 2 Comedy. Three men kidnap an investor’s son. Stars Jason Bateman and Jason Sudeikis. (2014, 15) ★★
10.00 Ali G Indahouse Comedy. A teenager is elected to parliament. Stars Sacha Baron Cohen. (2002, 15) ★★★
11.35 1.20 2.55 4.30
Comedy. (1986, PG) ★★★
Disney
Sky 303 Virgin 410/HD 440 6.00 AM Christmas in Wonderland
Sky 305 Virgin 405/HD 435 6.00 AM Teacher’s Pet Animated
Comedy. (2007, 12) ★★
Holy Night! (2011, U) ★★★ Black Nativity See 4.35pm. Elf (2003, PG) ★★★★ PM The Muppet Christmas Carol As 8.00pm. 2.35 Trading Places See 9.30pm. 4.35 Black Nativity Festive 7.50 9.35 11.15 1.00
musical. (2013, PG) ★★★
PRIME-TIME
8.00 The Muppet Christmas Carol Festive Dickens
8.00 Tron: Legacy Sci-fi thriller sequel. A man is sucked into a computer-generated world. Stars Garrett Hedlund. (2010, PG) ★★★
Comedy. A stuffy financier swaps places with a fasttalking hustler. Stars Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy. (1983, 15) ★★★★★
10.15 The Greatest Game Ever Played Drama. An amateur golfer competes in the US Open. Stars Shia LaBeouf. (2005, PG) ★★★
11.30 Santa Paws 2 (2012, U) ★ 1.05 AM Christmas in Wonderland As 6am. 2.50 Holy Night! ★★★ 4.30 to 6.05 AM Let It Snow (2013, PG) ★★
12.25 AM Candleshoe Comedy
Crime/Thriller
Greats
Sky 309 Virgin 409/HD 439 6.50 AM The Washington Snipers
adventure. (1977, U) ★★★ 2.15 Million Dollar Duck (1971, U) ★★★ 4.00 to 6.00 AM The Game Plan (2007, U) ★★★
Sky 304 Virgin 404/HD 434 6.40 AM Grease Romantic
Drama. (2013, 15) ★★★
8.35 Lethal Weapon 3 Action
musical. (1978, PG) ★★★★
8.40 Fiddler on the Roof
comedy. (1992, 15) ★★★
10.40 The Big Bang (2010, 15) ★★ 12.35 PM The Judge See 9.00pm. 3.00 A Few Good Men Courtroom drama. (1992, 15) ★★★★ 5.20 The Calling Thriller starring Susan Sarandon and Gil Bellows. (2014, 15) ★★
7.15 Stephen King’s A Good Marriage
9.00
Thriller. A woman discovers that her husband is a sadistic serial killer. Stars Joan Allen. (2014, 15) ★★ The Judge Drama. A lawyer represents his father in court. Stars Robert Downey Jr. (2014, 15) ★★★
11.25 RocknRolla (2008, 15) ★★ 1.30 AM Goodfellas Gangster drama. (1990, 18) ★★★★★
4.20 to 6.00 AM Deep Family Secrets (1997, PG) ★★★
8.00 Spider-Man 3 Fantasy. A mysterious substance brings out the superhero’s dark side. Stars Tobey Maguire. (2007, 12) ★★★★ 10.30 Troy Adventure. A Trojan prince elopes with the king of Sparta’s wife, plunging Troy into war. Stars Brad Pitt. (2004, 15) ★★★★★
(1956, U) ★★★★★
2.00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring The first of the fantasy trilogy starring Elijah Wood. (2001, PG) ★★★★★
5.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Fantasy. Frodo and Sam meet the ring’s former owner. Stars Elijah Wood. (2002, 12) ★★★★★
8.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Fantasy starring Elijah Wood. (2003, 12) ★★★★★
11.20 1.25 3.15 5.05
Wedding Crashers ★★★★ AM Risky Business ★★★★ New Jack City (1991) ★★★ to 7.05 AM Remember the Titans (2000, PG) ★★★
Family Sky 306 Virgin 406/HD 436 6.00 AM The Witches ★★★★
7.40 Moshi Monsters ★★★ 9.10 How to Train Your Dragon 2 See 4.30pm. 11.00 The Ant Bully As 6.20pm. 12.40 PM The Parent Trap As 11.40pm. 3.00 Moshi Monsters: The Movie (2013, U) ★★★ 4.30 How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) ★★★★ 6.20 πThe Ant Bully (2006) ★★★★
8.00 Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
9.45
Teen comedy. A girl dreams of attracting a gorgeous boyfriend. Stars Georgia Groome. (2008, 12) ★★★★ Step Up: All In Dance drama sequel starring Ryan Guzman and Briana Evigan. (2014, PG) ★★★
1.25 AM One in the Chamber
11.40 The Parent Trap Comedy
Action thriller starring Cuba Gooding Jr. (2012, 15) ★★ 3.30 to 6.00 AM Godzilla Monster movie. (1998, PG) ★★★
1.50 AM Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging As 8pm. 3.35 to 5.30 AM Step Up: All In
Sci-Fi/Horror
Showcase
Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441 6.00 AM Willow Creek (2013, 15)
9.10 10.45 12.45 2.45 4.20 6.00
remake. (1998, PG) ★★★
Sky 310 Virgin 403/HD 433 6.40 AM The Art of the Steal Crime
comedy. (2014, 15) ★★ ★★★ 7.25 Big Trouble in 8.25 Escape from Planet Earth Little China (1986, 15) ★★★ Animation. (2013, U) ★★★ Devil’s Due (2014, 15) ★★ 10.00 300: Rise of an Empire (2014, The Maze Runner As 6pm. 15) ★★★ 12.00 NOON Days PM Project Almanac As 8pm. Burying the Ex See 10.00pm. of Thunder See 6.00pm. Final Destination 2 Thriller 2.00 PM The Equalizer As 8.00pm. sequel. (2003, 15) ★★★ 4.15 Lucy See 10.15pm. The Maze Runner Sci-fi 6.00 Days of Thunder Action thriller. (2014, 12) ★★★
8.00 Project Almanac Sci-fi thriller. A teenager builds a time machine. Stars Jonny Weston. (2014, 12) ★★★ 10.00 Burying the Ex Comedy horror. A young man’s dead ex-girlfriend returns from the grave to ruin his new relationship. Stars Anton Yelchin. (2014, 15) ★★
drama. (1990, 15) ★★★
8.00 The Equalizer Action
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thriller. An ex-secret agent tries to bring down a crime syndicate. Stars Denzel Washington and Marton Csokas. (2014, 15) ★★★ Lucy Thriller. A courier is given superhuman powers. Stars Scarlett Johansson. (2014, 15) ★★★
11.35 Barb Wire (1996, 18) ★★ 1.20 AM Curse of Chucky (2013, 18) ★★★ 3.00 Dawn of the Dead ★★★ 4.45 to 6.20 AM Target Earth ★★★
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True Christmas
Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416 6.55 AM Kung Fu Double-bill.
8.55 Riding Shotgun (1954, U) ★★ 10.20 Taras Bulba
Musical. (1971, U) ★★★★
11.40 The King and I Musical.
Spider-Man 2 As 5.50pm. Spider-Man 3 See 8.00pm. PM Troy As 10.30pm. Spider-Man The first in the
comic-book series starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. (2002, 12) ★★★★★ 5.50 Spider-Man 2 Fantasy sequel starring Tobey Maguire. (2004, PG) ★★★★★
(2004, U) ★★★★★
adaptation starring Michael Caine. (1992, U) ★★★★
9.30 πTrading Places
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adventure. (2004, U) ★★★
The Lion King ★★★★★ Frozen (2013, PG) ★★★★★ The Incredibles See 6.00pm. PM Finding Nemo (2003, U) ★★★★★ 2.30 The Lion King (1994, PG) ★★★★★ 4.10 Frozen (2013, PG) ★★★★★ 6.00 The Incredibles Animation.
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6.15 Elf (2003, PG) ★★★★
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The Lost Boys (1987) ★★★★ AM Sex Ed (2014, 15) ★★★ Don Jon (2013, 18) ★★★ to 6.20 AM Three Amigos!
Action/Adventure Sky307 Virgin 407/HD 437 6.00 AM Spider-Man See 3.45pm.
Drama. (1962, U) ★★
12.35 PM McLintock! Western. (1963, U) ★★★★ 3.00 The Crimson Pirate Adventure. (1952, U) ★★★★★
5.00 Escape to Victory Wartime adventure starring Michael Caine. (1981, PG) ★★★
7.15 Operation CIA Political
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drama. An agent is sent to Vietnam to protect the US ambassador. Stars Burt Reynolds. (1965, PG) ★★★ Fever Pitch Comedy. A football crazy teacher’s obsession threatens his relationship. Stars Colin Firth. (1996, 15) ★★★★
11.00 Magnum Force Action thriller sequel. (1973, 18) ★★★★
1.15 to 3.20 AM They Came to Rob Las Vegas Crime comedy. (1968, 15) ★★★
300: Rise of an Empire (2014) AM The Art of the Steal (2014) Miss Meadows (2014) ★★★ to 6.40 AM Escape from Planet Earth As 8.25am.
Sky 321 FS 302 Virgin 424 5.00 AM Range of Motion As 5pm.
7.00 A Grandpa for Christmas (2007) ★★★ 9.00 Stealing Christmas (2003, PG) ★★★ 11.00 A Holiday for Love (1996, U) ★★★ 1.00 PM Meet the Santas (2005, U) ★★ 3.00 Recipe for a Perfect Christmas (2005, PG) ★★★ 5.00 Range of Motion Emotional drama. (2000, PG) ★★★
7.00 Secret Santa Festive comedy drama. An orphan believes that an old man is Santa Claus. Stars Sherilyn Fenn. (2000, PG) ★★★
9.00 The Year Without a Santa Claus Festive comedy. Santa threatens to go on strike. Stars John Goodman. (2006, U) ★★
11.00 Christmas Eve Family drama. (1986, PG) ★★★
1.00 AM The Waltons Double-bill. 3.00 to 5.00 AM Little House on the Prairie
Brilliant ★★★★★ Great ★★★★ Good ★★★ Watchable ★★ Rubbish ★
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Sky 0101 Virgin 901 Freesat 700 6.00am Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Alice Levine. 4.00 Dance Anthems. 7.00 MistaJam. 10.00 Rap Show with Charlie Sloth. 1.00am DJ Target. 4.00 to 6.00am Diplo and Friends.
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Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702 6.00am Anneka Rice. 8.00 Sounds of the 60s. 10.00 Graham Norton. 1.00pm Pick of the Pops: 1978/1985. 3.00 Dermot O’Leary. 6.30 CMA Awards Highlights. 8.00 Festival of Remembrance. 9.00 The Ballads of the Great War. 10.00 Sounds of the 80s. 12.00m’t After Midnight. 3.00 to 6.00am Paul Sexton.
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As 6.15pm.
9.45 Wild See 10.15pm. 12.00 NOON Extinction Fantasy
Sky 308 Virgin 408/HD 438 6.35 AM Coneheads Comedy.
SATURDAY
FREEVIEW 703
Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703 7.00am Breakfast at Free Thinking: Live from Free Thinking Festival at Sage Gateshead. 9.00 News; CD Review at Free Thinking. 12.15pm
Music Matters at Free Thinking. 1.00 News; Saturday Classics at Free Thinking. 3.00 Sound of Cinema at Free Thinking. 4.00 Jazz Record Requests at Free Thinking. 5.00 Jazz Line-Up: Claire Martin and Sebastian Scotney preview the London Jazz Festival. 6.30 Opera: Orlando. 9.30 Between the Ears: Alice at Crackpot Hall. The story of a wild child roaming the Yorkshire Dales. 10.00 Hear and Now. 12.00m’t Geofrey Smith’s Jazz. 1.00 to 7.00am Through the Night.
RADIO 4
FREEVIEW 704
Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704 6.00am News and Papers; Open Country. 6.30 Farming Today This Week; Weather. 7.00 Today. 8.50
(LW) Yesterday in Parliament. 9.00 Saturday Live. 10.30 In Pod We Trust. 11.00 The Week in Westminster. 11.30 From Our Own Correspondent. 12.00noon News. 12.05pm Money Box. 12.30 The News Quiz; Weather. 1.00 News. 1.10 Any Questions? 2.00 Any Answers? 2.30 Drama: Lanark. 4.00 Weekend Woman’s Hour. 5.00 Saturday PM. 5.30 The Bottom Line. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.15 Loose Ends: Clive Anderson and Scottee are joined by Joe Brown and John O’Farrell. 7.00 Profile. 7.15 Saturday Review. 8.00 Archive on 4: The End of the Rope. 9.00 I Capture the Castle. 10.00 News and Weather. 10.15 The Moral Maze. 11.00 Round Britain Quiz. 11.30 New Lyrical Ballads. 12.00m’t News and Weather. 12.30am Feminine Mystiques. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. 5.30 News Briefing; Bells on Sunday. 5.45 to 6.00am Profile.
RADIO 5 LIVE
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Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705 5.00am 5 Live Science. 6.00 Saturday Breakfast. 9.00 The Danny Baker Show. 11.00 Fighting Talk. 12.00noon 5 Live Sport. 12.45pm 5 Live Sport: Football. This afternoon’s Premier League match between Bournemouth and Newcastle United, kick-off 12.45pm. 3.00 5 Live Sport: Football. Featuring reports on this afternoon’s matches. 5.00 Sports Report. 6.06 6-0-6. 8.00 Stephen Nolan. 12.00m’t 5 Live in Short. 1.00 to 5.00am Up All Night.
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AM Breakfast News and sport. (S, HD) 50507 Match of the Day (S, Rpt, HD) 88040 The Andrew Marr Show Debate. (S) 4489359 Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph David Dimbleby introduces live coverage of the service from Whitehall. (S) 70913446
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6.15 AM The A to Z of TV Gardening (Rpt) 4009886 7.00 The Big Allotment Challenge (S, Rpt) 15514 8.00 Countryfile’s Ramble for Children In Need 9.15
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News; Weather (S, HD) 74324779 Lifeline Charity appeal. (S, HD) 39692514 FA Cup Final Score The latest scores from this afternoon’s FA Cup first-round games. Continues on BBC2. (S, HD) 1163243 Points of View Opinions series. (S) 5324330 The People Remember Highlights of the series honouring war heroes. (S, HD) 465021 Songs of Praise Religious series. Bill Turnbull presents a remembrance special from the Imperial War Museum London. (S) 3860243 The Hunt The Hardest Challenge: 1 of 7. Wildlife series following predators, featuring leopards and crocodiles. (S, Rpt) 7682934 News (S, HD) 146381 Local News; Weather (S, HD) 789392 Countryfile Rural series. The recovery of a crashed Spitfire in Cambridgeshire’s Great Fen. With Weather For The Week Ahead. (S) 444663
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Report on country walks to raise money for the charity event. (S, Rpt, HD) 9448363 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites James Martin presents highlights of the series. (S) 320381 My Life on a Plate Double-bill of the series. (S, Rpt) 8139514 11.30 (S, Rpt, HD) 3986330 PM MOTD2 Extra Mark Chapman looks back at yesterday’s matches. (S, HD) 9372084 Bargain Hunt Today, from the Oswestry Showground in Shropshire. (S, Rpt) 66427 Escape to the Country Two couples search for properties in Sussex. (S, Rpt, HD) 80156 FA Cup Final Score The football results and report show continues. (S, HD) 1688330 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 14 of 20. Terry Wogan and Mason McQueen sample the food of Salisbury. (S, Rpt, HD) 402427 Flog It! The experts journey to the Dorford Centre in Dorchester. (S, Rpt, HD) 3786175
5.30 Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph David Dimbleby introduces coverage of this morning’s service from Whitehall. (S) 80088
6.30 Match of the Day Highlights of the weekend’s FA Cup first-round matches, including Salford City v Notts County, Gainsborough Trinity v Shrewsbury Town, Grimsby Town v St Albans City, Didcot Town v Exeter City, Bury v Wigan Athletic and Braintree v Oxford United. (S) 13021
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Hosts Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present the results of last night’s show. Plus, singer Seal performs in the studio, and the professionals perform a special Remembrance Day routine. (S, HD) 273330
8.00 Antiques Roadshow Antiques series.
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The Hunt BBC1, 9.00pm The bear necessities… A look at how Arctic predators, including polar bears, are forced to constantly adapt their hunting strategies in order to survive.
Tonight, Fiona Bruce and the team return to RAF Coningsby in Lincolnshire, where treasures include a harp that survived the French Revolution, a curious wooden item with an unexpected purpose and a pair of propaganda posters. (S, HD) 5717
9.00 The Hunt In the Grip of the Seasons:
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2 of 7. Wildlife series narrated by David Attenborough. Examining how predators living in the Arctic have to constantly adapt their hunting strategies, including a look at how polar bears make holes in the thick ice to catch seals. (S, HD) 5953
10.00 News (S, HD) 942088 10.20 Local News; Weather (S, HD) 286069 10.30 Match of the Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of today’s Premier League matches, featuring Arsenal v Tottenham, Aston Villa v Manchester City and Liverpool v Crystal Palace. Plus, a round-up of yesterday’s goals. (S) 6582137 11.45 Citizen Khan Family Photo: 2 of 7. Another chance to see last Friday’s episode of the comedy series starring Adil Ray. Mr Khan trains to become a school crossing patrol officer, while Naani’s plan for a family photo is scuppered by Alia. (S, Rpt) 718601 Weather 12.20 to 6.00 AM BBC News (S, HD) 16845354
Downton Abbey ITV, 9.00pm All Goode things must come to an end… Matthew Goode and Michelle Dockery star in the concluding episode of the final series of the acclaimed drama. 44 ENGLAND
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8.00 Earth’s Wildest Waters: The Big Fish
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Canada: 5 of 6. Angling challenge series. The semi-final is held in Canada, where the anglers set out searching for Pacific salmon, bull trout and white sturgeon and discover how fish migrations drive the country’s ecosystem. (S, AD, HD) 3359
9.00 Looper Sci-fi thriller. In the future, a crime syndicate uses time travel to dispose of people without trace, sending them back 30 years to be killed by hit-men. One of the assassins employed by the Mob finds that his latest target is himself as an older man, and both versions go on the run as they attempt to alter history. (110mins, 2012, 15, S, W/S, HD) Rating ★★★★ Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano, Jeff Daniels, Piper Perabo. See Filmweek, page 29 76630446
10.50 Family Guy Joe and Quagmire are suspicious of Peter’s new friend. (S11, ep 15, S) 901088
11.10 Family Guy A murder is committed at Mayor West’s mansion. (S11, ep 16, S, HD) 535040
11.30 Top Coppers Last in the series. (S, HD) 78311 12.00 M’T Return from the River Kwai World
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War Two adventure starring Edward Fox and Denholm Elliott. (95mins, 1988, 15, S, W/S) Rating ★★ See Filmweek, page 29 255977 1.35 AM Sign Zone: Countryfile’s Ramble for Children In Need Fundraising country walks. (SL, S, Rpt) 8325002 2.50 to 3.50 AM Holby City What it Takes. (SL, S, Rpt, AD) 5853422
BBC2 REGIONAL VARIATIONS ■ WALES 8.00pm Scrum V Sunday Recent Pro12 highlights. 8.45 Earth’s Wildest Waters: The Big Fish 9.45 FILM: Looper As above, 9.00pm. 11.30 Family Guy 12.15am Scrum V Sunday 1.00-1.25am Top Coppers
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6.00 AM CITV Children’s programmes. (S) 2697156 9.25 Motorsport Jennie Gow introduces action
11.15 11.20 1.30 2.25 4.40
6.20 AM Everybody Loves Raymond Triple-bill. (S8, ep 17, S, Rpt) 5919972 6.45 (S8, ep 18, S, Rpt) 4409576 7.10 (S8, ep 19, S, Rpt) 3183156 7.35 Frasier Double-bill. (Series 11, ep 15, S, Rpt) 4218972 8.00 (Series 11, ep 16, S, Rpt) 44717 8.30 The Simpsons Homer at the Bat: Double-bill of the animation. (S, Rpt) 43088 9.00 Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk. (S, Rpt, AD) 27040
9.30 Sunday Brunch With Phil Collins. (S) 822205 12.30 PM The Simpsons An afternoon devoted to the US animated series, starting with:
12.30 The Principal and the Pauper. (S, Rpt) 5261330 12.55 Stark Raving Dad. (S, Rpt) 5246021 1.25 Brother’s Little Helper. (S, Rpt) 68138717 1.55 Mayored to the Mob. (S, Rpt) 89232953 2.25 Flaming Moe’s. (S, Rpt, AD) 69440866 2.55 The Italian Bob. (S, Rpt, AD) 7961885 3.25 Million Dollar Maybe. (S, Rpt) 9457243 3.50 Alone Again, Natura-Diddily. (S, Rpt) 2625175 4.20 Totally Fun Thing That Bart
fNanny McPhee & The Big Bang
Fantasy comedy. A woman struggling to look after her children and the family farm receives a helping hand from the magical nanny. Stars Emma Thompson, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ralph Fiennes, Rhys Ifans, Ewan McGregor, Asa Butterfield and Bill Bailey. (120mins, 2010, U, S, W/S, HD) Rating ★★★ See Filmweek, page 29 65323069 6.40 Local News; Weather (S) 758682 6.50 News; Weather (S) 749934
7.00 Jekyll and Hyde The Cutter: 3 of 10.
Will Never Do Again. (S, AD) 9984798
4.50
Documentary series. Alastair Dick-Cleland visits an engine house at a former Cornish copper mine, where a refurbishment is under way. Plus, John Evetts searches for an antique telescope to complete the tower at Belmont House. (S, Rpt, HD) 9779
8.00 Great Canal Journeys In the last in the
10.40 10.50
drama series starring Michelle Dockery and Hugh Bonneville. Edith must choose whether to tell the truth, Mary wonders if she can make peace with her sister, and Mrs Patmore’s bed and breakfast attracts attention. Also stars Laura Carmichael, Jim Carter, Matthew Goode and Brendan Coyle. See feature, page 17. (S, AD, HD) 50056717 News; Weather (S) 186798 Of Their Rockers Hidden-camera comedy series. A foul-mouthed nun runs amok, and Dave gives a member of the public his lucky pants. (S, Rpt, HD) 626885
11.20 Rugby Union Mark Durden-Smith and David
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documentary series, Timothy West and Prunella Scales travel along the ShannonErne Waterway – a canal linking Northern Ireland with the Republic – visiting the Bloody Pass in County Cavan and Crom Castle in County Fermanagh. (S, HD) 8427
The Xtra Factor follows on ITV2.
9.00 Downton Abbey Last in the period
Flatman present highlights of the weekend’s Premiership games, including Northampton Saints v Saracens, Exeter Chiefs v Leicester Tigers and Wasps v Gloucester. (HD) 769040 AM Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 77424083 Motorsport UK MSA Formula and Porsche Carrera Cup from Silverstone. Commentary from Richard John Neil. (S, HD) 6670557 Nightscreen Programme guide. 5925422 to 6.00 AM The Jeremy Kyle Show The host invites guests to air their differences over relationship issues. (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 7491977
REGIONAL VARIATIONS ■ CHANNEL 12.15-3.00am Nightscreen ■ WALES 11.20am Newsweek Wales A look back at the week’s stories. 11.50am-12.25pm Countrywise Rural magazine.
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AM Milkshake! Children’s programmes. (S) Football League Tonight (S, Rpt) 58512137 5 News: Remembrance Sunday (S) 65441717 The Secret Life of Pets (S, Rpt, HD) 91454311 fThe Town Christmas Forgot Festive
drama starring Lauren Holly. A family grows closer when they become involved with the Christmas celebrations in a remote and impoverished town. Also stars Rick Roberts. (105mins, 2010, PG, S) Rating ★★ 70760972 1.20 PM The Christmas Bunny Festive drama. A little girl in foster care rescues an injured rabbit on Christmas Eve and nurses the animal back to health. Stars Sophie Bolen, Colby French and Madeline Vail. (115mins, 2010, PG, S, W/S) Rating ★★ 41095408 3.15 Defending Santa Festive drama. A man claiming to be Santa Claus is found sleeping in a forest, resulting in a court case to prove his real identity. Stars Dean Cain, Jud Tylor, Bill Lewis and John Savage. (110mins, 2013, U, S) Rating ★★ 30853953 5.05 News (S, HD) 36429953
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Adventure. An English nobleman returns home from the Crusades to discover that his father has been murdered and the local people are being repressed by a tyrannical sheriff. Branded an outlaw, he recruits a group of bandits to battle for justice and avenge his father. Stars Kevin Costner, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Alan Rickman and Morgan Freeman. (175mins, 1991, PG, S, W/S, HD) Rating ★★★ 89663359
7.00 Restoring Britain’s Landmarks
presented by Caroline Flack and Olly Murs. The results of last night’s vote are revealed, and the lowest-scoring acts are challenged to take part in a sing-off in order to avoid elimination. (S, HD) 5935
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fThe Simpsons Movie Animated comedy
spin-off. The family flees Springfield after Homer causes an environmental disaster. (100mins, 2007, PG, S, W/S, AD, HD) Rating ★★★★★ See Filmweek, page 29 95022717 6.30 News (S, HD) 885
Fantasy drama starring Tom Bateman. Robert uses some of his grandfather’s potions to cure himself of his alter ego, whom he is desperate to keep secret from Lily, and also discovers that his grandmother may still be alive. (S, HD) 1137
8.00 The X Factor Singing talent series
Channel 5
Available in HD on Sky 105 Virgin 150
Available in HD on Sky 227 Freeview 104 Virgin 142 Freesat 126
9.00 Homeland Better Call Saul: US spy drama series starring Claire Danes and Rupert Friend. The Hacktivists’ plans gather steam, as Quinn covers for Carrie while Dar and Allison assess the damage. Also stars Mandy Patinkin, F Murray Abraham and Miranda Otto. (S5, ep 5, S, HD) 8663
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hides out in an Italian hilltop village while he builds a customised rifle. Stars George Clooney. (115mins, 2010, 15, S, W/S, HD) Rating ★★★ See Filmweek, page 29 970205 AM Grand Designs Australia (S, HD) 3449422 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (S) 7067373 Come Dine with Me From Southend. (S, Rpt, HD) 2361915 3.15 (S, Rpt, HD) 42920624 3.40 (S, Rpt, HD) 85947712 4.10 (S, Rpt, HD) 83449828 Location, Location, Location (S, Rpt) 7339151 to 6.00 AM 1001 Things You Should Know Quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. (S, Rpt) 69170
Hidden-camera comedy series. A group of pranksters rubs anti-ageing products on to members of the public. (S) 3817682 Impractical Jokers US The team acts as difficult flat-hunters and jumps the queue for Broadway tickets. (S) 4295514
Action thriller sequel. A mercenary leader is recruited to find a top-secret package, only to come to blows with a rival band of hired guns. He swears revenge when the PM other faction kills his protégé, and leads his men on a mission to stop their enemies taking over a former Soviet nuclear facility. (115mins, 2012, 15, S, W/S) Rating ★★★ Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis. See Filmweek, page 29 29599682
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fHighlander Sci-fi action thriller.
Immortal warriors must fight each other in duels to the death through the centuries, until only one survives. Stars Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery and Clancy Brown. (135mins, 1986, 15, S, W/S, AD, HD) Rating ★★★★ See Filmweek, page 29 39370175 1.10 AM SuperCasino Interactive gaming. 1563809
3.10 Eamonn & Ruth: How the Other Half Lives
2 of 3. Documentary series. (S, Rpt) 8014151
4.00 House Doctor (SL, S, Rpt) 81888625 4.25 Make It Big Triple-bill. (S, Rpt) 81890460 4.50 (S, Rpt) 50530915 5.15 to 5.45 AM (S, Rpt) 6022977
S4C 6.00am Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00 Cadw Cwmni gyda John Hardy 9.30 Becws 10.00 Teithiau Tramor Iolo 10.30 Dal Ati: Bore Da 11.30 Dal Ati: Dal Ati 12.30pm Rownd a Rownd 1.15 O’r Galon: Teulu 1.45 Ras yn Erbyn Amser 2.15 LIVE: Clwb Rygbi Newport Gwent Dragons v Ulster. 4.30 Top 14: Rygbi Ffrainc 5.00 Clwb 6.25 Cofau’r Cymry: Irac ac Afganistan 6.50 Newyddion 7.00 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 9431514 7.30 Twm Morys: Ofn Cerdd Dant 9419088 8.00 Y Cymro a Laddodd Richard III 2278243 9.00 NEW: 35 Diwrnod 2265779 10.00 Dyddiadur Ellis: Y Claf Cyntaf 2268866 11.00-11.35pm Becws 7378750
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of the TV review series that captures households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on television from the comfort of their own sofas. (S, Rpt) 6899885
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from the Putrajaya ePrix, the second round of the Formula E season from the Putrajaya Street Circuit in Malaysia. With commentary by Jack Nicholls and Dario Franchitti, and reports from Nicki Shields. (S, HD) 3287430 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA American version of the talk show. (S, Rpt) 8553717 News; Weather (S) 1330595 The Jeremy Kyle Show Double-bill. (S, Rpt, HD) 1801088 12.25 PM (S, Rpt, HD) 2536576 The Chase General knowledge quiz hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S, Rpt, HD) 7239576 The X Factor Last night’s edition. Continues tonight at 8.00pm. (S, Rpt, HD) 92017717
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AM Emmerdale Omnibus episode. Coronation Street Omnibus. The X Factor Talent series. PM The Almost Impossible Gameshow Challenge series. 3.00 fNim’s Island Adventure comedy. A girl begs a fictional hero to save her father who is lost at sea. Stars Abigail Breslin and Jodie Foster. (2008, U) ★★ 4.55 fSpace Jam Partly animated fantasy. Aliens attempt to abduct the Looney Tunes gang as a new attraction at their failing theme park. Stars Michael Jordan and Theresa Randle. (1996, U) ★★★
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film Kindergarten Cop ITV2, 6.40pm Arnold Schwarzenegger is an undercover cop posing as a preschool teacher to catch a drug dealer whose son is a pupil
7.00 Top Gear Motoring series. Jeremy
Kindergarten Cop Comedy
Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May each get the chance to try out a rear-wheel-drive coupe. With guest actress Sienna Miller.
thriller. An undercover cop poses as a preschool teacher in order to catch a drug dealer whose son is one of the pupils in his class. Stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller, Pamela Reed and Linda Hunt. (1990, 15) ★★★
8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride A former footballer hopes to give his fiancée the Wag wedding of her dreams but his plans for a day at Thorpe Park fail to meet the bride’s standards.
9.00 fBlades of Glory Sporting comedy. Rival figure skaters bury the hatchet after they discover a loophole enabling them to compete in the world championships as a same-sex pair. Stars Will Ferrell, Jon Heder and Will Arnett. (2007, 12) ★★★
film St Trinian’s Film4, 7.00pm Gemma Arterton and her fellow unruly pupils decide to steal a valuable painting to save their school from bankruptcy
Early acting footage of Dame Judi Dench
10.00 f2 Fast 2 Furious Thriller sequel. A former cop and his ex-con friend try to infiltrate the world of a drugs baron. Stars Paul Walker. (2003, 12) ★★★
News Highlights from the series.
BBC4 BBC4, 8.00pm
Companion series. Melvin Odoom and Rochelle Humes go behind the scenes on tonight’s results show.
10.30 Russell Howard’s Good
11.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.30 Family Guy Double-bill of the series. (S7, ep16) 11.55 (S8, ep1) 12.15 AM American Dad! (S8, ep4) 12.40 Family Guy (S4, ep19) 1.00 Rent a Cop Documentary series. 1.30 Together 5 of 6. Comedy series. 2.00 Is This Rape? Sex on Trial 3.00 Asian Provocateur 3.30 to 4.00 AM The Fear
Dames of Classic Drama at the BBC
9.00 The Xtra Factor New edition
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Beneath the Surface. Documentary.
8.00 πDames of Classic Drama at the BBC New edition 2 of 2. Actors at the early stages of their careers.
9.00 In Conversation New edition Last in
Joanna Lumley: The Search for Noah’s Ark ITV3, 9.00pm A quest to find the ark’s final resting place
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the series. With actor Antony Sher and Greg Doran, artistic director of the Royal Shakespeare Company. 10.00 The Sky at Night New edition 10.30 Horizon Double-bill. 12.30 AM …Sings Dylan Artists perform covers of Bob Dylan songs.
1.10 James May at the Edge of Space 1.40 Madness in the Desert: Paris to Dakar Rally One-off documentary. 2.40 to 3.40 AM In Conversation
Crime drama starring Peter Falk. With guest star Dick Van Dyke. 2.30 Jane Eyre Adaptation of Charlotte Brontë’s tale, starring Samantha Morton and Ciarán Hinds. 4.45 Midsomer Murders Sins of Commission: Detective drama starring John Nettles and John Hopkins. A prize-winning author is murdered. Guest stars Stella Gonet.
Palladium Jason Manford hosts the variety show, with music by Maroon 5, Earth, Wind & Fire, Ella Henderson and Madalena Alberto.
7.55 Wyclife Old Crimes, New Times: The collapse of a seemingly airtight prosecution case reflects badly on the sleuth, and it is not long before the media are baying for his blood.
9.00 πJoanna Lumley: The
Search for Noah’s Ark The Absolutely Fabulous star embarks on an expedition to uncover the truth behind the myths and track down what is considered to be the biblical vessel’s final resting place. 10.30 Birds of a Feather As Tracey awaits the results of her scan, she and Sharon take a trip to a spa. 11.00 fOut of Sight Offbeat
presented by Caroline Flack. 12.55 Reality Bites Comedy panel game presented by Stephen Mulhern.
romantic thriller. A US Marshal pursues an escaped convict but, as the chase intensifies, so do their feelings for each other. Stars George Clooney. (1998, 15) ★★★ 1.25 AM Marple The Blue Geranium. 3.00 Doctor at Large Comedy series.
1.40 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Featuring a man trying to run 50 metres in high heels.
2.05 The Hot Desk Ariana Grande. 2.15 Shopping 5.45 to 6.00 AM Nightscreen
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Lesley attempt a world record. 10.45 Big Rich Texas Double-bill. 12.35 PM The Real Housewives of Orange County Back-to-back editions of the US reality series.
6.00 Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding 7.00 Natural World Killer Whales:
Rosemary & Thyme PM Columbo Negative Reaction:
12.10 AM Viral Tap Topical comedy show
9.00 AM The Bachelor USA Sean and
BBC4 starts broadcasting at 7.00pm
AM Movies Now Film news. Rising Damp Comedy series. Heartbeat Double-bill. Inspector Morse Crime drama.
New edition 5 of 12. Reality series. Kroy starts the adoption process. 6.30 The Only Way Is Essex Double-bill.
3.25 Nightscreen 3.40 to 6.00 AM Emmerdale
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6.00 7.20 9.25 12.25
9.00 The Real Housewives of New York City New edition Kristen meets a 10.00 10.50 11.50 12.40 5.45
modelling agent – but is shocked to learn her career may be over. The Only Way Is Essex New edition Reality programme following the lives of a group of people in Essex. Ladies of London The women deal with the fallout from New Year’s Eve. The Jeremy Kyle Show USA The host takes his talk show stateside. AM Shopping to 6.00 AM Nightscreen
Minder 11.25 The Big Fish Of PM Pawn Stars Back-to-back editions of the documentary series.
2.15 The Car Chasers Double-bill. 3.20 fRed River Western drama. 6.00
8.00 The Real Housewives of Cheshire Reality series. Magali prepares to renew her wedding vows with Dean.
AM Ax Men Double-bill. The Professionals Double-bill.
8.00 9.00
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Stars John Wayne and Montgomery Clift. (1948, U, b&w) ★★★★★ Motorsport A look back at the 2015 British Touring Cars season. Rugby Union Highlights of the weekend’s Premiership games. fEraser Action thriller. A secret agent helping a witness to disappear has to fight to clear his name when he is framed for murder. Stars James Caan and Arnold Schwarzenegger. (1996, 15) ★★★ fThe Wicker Man Horror. A police sergeant journeys to a remote Scottish island after a girl goes missing. Stars Edward Woodward. (1973, 15) ★★★★★ AM Whisker Wars 2.10 I Want That Car 3.00 to 6.00 AM Shopping
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11.00 AM fGentlemen Prefer Blondes Musical comedy starring
8.55 AM Location, Location, Location 11.05 Homes by the Sea 12.05 PM Great Canal Journeys
7.10 AM Three Men in More Than One Boat 2 of 2. Documentary. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Back-to-back
AM How I Met Your Mother Baby Daddy Double-bill. Melissa & Joey Double-bill. The Goldbergs Double-bill. Made in Chelsea Reality series. Hollyoaks Omnibus episode. PM fThe Spy Next Door Action comedy. A retired CIA spy struggles to get to grips with his latest mission to take care of his girlfriend’s three children. Stars Jackie Chan. (2010, PG) ★★
2.20 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.30 Couples Come Dine with Me 4.30 The Big Bang Theory Back-to-back episodes of the US comedy series.
7.00 The Big Bang Theory
Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell and Charles Coburn. (1953, U) ★★★★ 1.00 PM fCatch That Kid Comedy starring Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Beals. (2003, PG) ★★
5.25 Come Dine with Me Back-to-back
7.00 πfSt Trinian’s
6.55 Come Dine with Me
8.00 fNight at the
Museum 2 Fantasy comedy sequel. A security guard and his living museum-exhibit friends must stop a reanimated pharaoh from taking over the world. Stars Ben Stiller, Amy Adams, Owen Wilson, Robin Williams, Ricky Gervais, Hank Azaria and Steve Coogan. (2009, PG) ★★★
9.00 fPitch Perfect Musical comedy. A new student finds herself a social outcast during her first year of college – but soon acquires a new circle of friends in a band of misfits with a shared talent for singing. Stars Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin, Rebel Wilson, Elizabeth Banks and Brittany Snow. (2012, 12) ★★★
10.05 The Inbetweeners Double-bill of the comedy series. Simon takes his new girlfriend on a double date. 10.40 Simon joins his girlfriend Tara on a visit to see her sister.
11.15 The IT Crowd The friends find their
12.15 1.15 1.50 2.25 3.15
lives heading in different directions. 11.40 Jen asserts herself as manager and makes powerful enemies in Moss and Roy. AM First Dates Dating series. Drifters 3 of 6. Comedy series. Chewing Gum 5 of 6. Comedy. Tattoos After Dark Double-bill. to 6.00 AM Hollyoaks
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10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.00 11.55 1.55 2.55
The team investigates attacks in the same motel room. (S14, ep9) CSI: Miami Crime drama. A man is killed shortly after his murder conviction is quashed. (S10, ep9) CSI: NY Double-bill of the series. AM CSI: Miami (S9, ep3) to 3.00 AM Access Showbiz news.
editions from Stockport, Greater Manchester. 5.25 A councillor hosts the first party. 5.55 The host of the second night organises a black-tie event. 6.25 A civil servant attempts to charm his female guests at the third dinner party.
8.00 Top Gear The Porsche Panamera is tested against the Royal Mail’s delivery service, and multi Olympic gold medal-winning star Usain Bolt drives the Reasonably Priced Car.
9.00 Nazi Megastructures New edition Last in the documentary series. Examining the battleships Bismarck and Tirpitz. Previously shown on National Geographic.
10.00 Obsessive Compulsive
Cleaners A man who washes his bathroom and kitchen daily helps a woman whose microwave hasn’t been cleaned since the 1990s.
Hospital staff treat patients involved in serious road accidents. 12.05 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2 of 2. Gordon Ramsay visits Mill Street Bistro in Norwalk, Ohio. 1.05 Nazi Megastructures As 9.00pm.
episodes of the US comedy series.
2.30 PM fThe Wedding Date Romantic comedy starring Debra Messing. (2004, 12) ★★★
6.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 7.00 Eamonn & Ruth: How the Other Half Lives 2 of 3. The lifestyles of Britain’s most wealthy people.
8.00 Countdown to Murder The death of
10.00 11.00 12.00 1.00 2.00
Wilson presents a psychological profile of murderer Peter Moore. Crimes That Shook Britain The events that led to the murders of Lin and Megan Russell in 1996. Born to Kill? The Thriller Killers. M’T Fred and Rose: House of Horrors Documentary series. AM Wentworth Prison (S1, ep1) to 3.00 AM Ridiculousness
he intends to go on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope.
9.40 Blackadder the Third 10.20 Blackadder Goes Forth The Captain organises a stage show and casts George as the leading lady – who Melchett soon falls for.
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uncovers a doorway to the past.
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of the police drama series. Vanity Fair Triple-bill. PM Catherine Cookson’s A Dinner of Herbs 2 of 2. Drama starring Billie Whitelaw. A herbalist takes an 11-year-old orphan under her wing. Crusoe The castaway discusses Friday’s past with him. (S1, ep9) Murdoch Mysteries A telephone operator and amateur sleuth hears a woman being killed on the line. The Pinkertons New episode Kate and Will are hired by a troupe of spiritualists. (S1, ep11) Silent Witness Judgement: The body of a member of the Jewish Hasidic community is discovered. Between the Lines Armed officers shoot a local youngster, provoking strong feelings among certain sections of the community and leading to fears of violent reprisals. AM Crusoe As 6.00pm. The Pinkertons See 8.00pm. to 4.00 AM Garden Makers
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11.00 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You Hosted by David Mitchell. 12.00 M’T Have I Got a Bit More News for You Alexander Armstrong hosts. 1.00 AM Red Dwarf Triple-bill. Lister
Drama 7.10 AM The Bill Back-to-back episodes
7
PM
Edmund finds himself caught up in the midst of the French Revolution.
2.55 to 4.00 AM Hof the Record
Joanna Yeates in December 2010.
9.00 Psychopath: The Nazi Killer David
9.00 Blackadder II Edmund declares
2.05 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.10 to 3.40 AM Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals
4.10 fArthur and the Invisibles Fantasy adventure starring Freddie Highmore. (2006, U) ★★★
bill. Sean Kelly oversees bidders looking for treasures in Essex. 7.30 An unlikely pairing enrages the bidders in Birmingham.
master mechanic Fuzz Townshend restore an Austin Healey Sprite – a historic racing car – which has been kept in a garage since 1968.
11.05 24 Hours in A&E The King’s College
9.00 AM Gilmore Girls (S6, ep1 of 22) 9.55 My Wife and Kids Back-to-back
7.00 Storage Hunters UK Double-
8.00 Car SOS Presenter Tim Shaw and
drama. A trio of ageing former gangsters are reunited after one of them is released from prison. Stars Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin. (2012, 15) ★★★ 1.00 to 3.45 AM fVanilla Sky Romantic fantasy drama starring Tom Cruise, Penélope Cruz and Kurt Russell. (2001, 15) ★★★
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Sporting challenge series in which hosts Tim Warwood and Adam Gendle attempt outlandish stunts. 5.30 New edition 2 of 12. Action-sports challenge series. 6.00 nRed Bull X-Fighters 1 of 6. Freestyle motocross action. Today, featuring the event in Mexico.
The fourth host hopes to impress with an American-themed evening. 7.30 A retired police officer hosts the final dinner party in Stockport.
11.10 fStand Up Guys Comedy
5★
Back-to-back editions of the series.
4.00 Dynamo: Magician Impossible 5.00 nThe Indestructibles 1 of 12.
crew into a parallel universe.
6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 8.00 Air Rescue Double-bill of the series. 9.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 11.00 5.30
9.15 10.15 11.15
Double-bill. Chris Powell helps an ex-athlete shed his excess weight. Monkey Life Back-to-back editions of the wildlife series following daily life at a monkey sanctuary. PM lAmerican Football Carolina Panthers v Green Bay Packers: The NFL game at Bank of America Stadium, kick-off 6.00pm. Criminal Minds Several seemingly unconnected people are shot at point-blank range. (S3, ep20) Police Force: Australia Double-bill. Real Prison Breaks An escapee who used bed sheets as a parachute. AM Brit Cops: Rapid Response Road Wars Documentary.
PRIME-TIME
6.00
AM Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Columbo Prescription Murder. PM Columbo By Dawn’s Early Light. Columbo Make Me a Perfect Murder: Detective drama series. Columbo Murder Under Glass: The detective investigates blackmail and murder involving a food critic suspected of killing a restaurateur. NCIS The team gets close to finding a Mexican drug kingpin. (S8, ep1) 7.00 The team searches for a kidnapped girl. (S8, ep2) NCIS: New Orleans A sailor is shot in a strip club. (S1, ep19) CSI: Cyber A woman’s body is found at a New York hotel. (S1, ep6)
of the B&B challenge series.
World War Two drama starring Frank Sinatra. (1965, PG) ★★★★ 5.00 fCasper Fantasy comedy. The daughter of a paranormal expert befriends the amiable ghost of a young boy – but finds other spooks are not so friendly. Stars Christina Ricci. (1995, PG) ★★★★ Comedy. When a girls’ boarding school is threatened with closure, the pupils realise their hapless teachers are unable to deal with the crisis, so plan to save the day by dabbling in art theft. Stars Rupert Everett, Colin Firth and Russell Brand. (2007, 12) ★★★
1.00 PM Storage Hunters UK
Triple-bill of the culinary series.
2.45 Four in a Bed Back-to-back editions
2.45 fVon Ryan’s Express
Leonard and Amy travel to Arizona to pick up Sheldon. (S8, ep1) 7.30 The guys’ skills are put to the test by a flat tyre. (S9, ep3)
editions of the documentary series.
From Birmingham to Braunston.
1.10 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals
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AM The Re-Inventors
Who Do You Think You Are? Yellowstone Double-bill. Oceans Double-bill. NOON Flight of the Rhino PM The Private Life of Plants Triple-bill of the documentary series.
4.00 Oceans Exploring the Mediterranean Sea.
5.00 Keeping Up Appearances Triple-bill. Hyacinth’s picnic plans backfire. 5.40 Richard is dreading taking early retirement. 6.20 Rose begins to behave outrageously.
7 PM 8 PM 9 PM 10 PM
7.00 Yellowstone Following wildlife that inhabits the American park, beginning as species struggle with the six-month winter.
8.00 Yellowstone Summer returns, transforming the park from an icy wilderness into the ideal environment for newborn animals.
9.00 Great British Railway
Journeys Double-bill.
From Telford to Wrexham. 9.30 Michael Portillo travels from Chester to Conwy.
10.00 The Joy of Sets:
The Model Railway Story Documentary
exploring the popularity of train replicas among adults.
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6.00 AM fA Holiday for Love Romantic drama starring Tim Matheson. (1996, U) ★★★
8.00 Touched by an Angel
Back-to-back episodes.
1.00 PM fA Christmas Visitor Emotional drama starring Meredith Baxter. (2002, PG) ★★★
3.00 fThe Christmas Card Drama starring John Newton. (2006, PG) ★★
5.00 fA Christmas Without Snow Festive
drama starring Michael Learned. (1980, U) ★
7.00 M*A*S*H Back-to-back episodes. The Chinese start to close in. (S5, ep2) 7.30 Hot Lips announces her engagement. (S5, ep3) 8.00 Frank discovers a sure-fire way to win bets on baseball games. (S5, ep4) 8.30 A sergeant repays a debt by arranging Radar’s promotion. (S5, ep5)
9.00 fWhose Child
Is This? The War for Baby Jessica
Drama. A custody battle erupts between a child’s adoptive and biological parents. Stars Amanda Plummer and Susan Dey. (1993, PG) ★★★
11.00 Museum Secrets The Israel 11.00 fStolen Babies Museum in Jerusalem. 12.00 M’T Walter’s War World War One drama about the first black officer in the Army. Stars OT Fagbenle.
1.00 AM Victorian Farm 2.00 to 3.00 AM London: A Tale of Two Cities with Dan Cruickshank
Movie Mix FV 32 Sky 185 Freesat 143 9.00 AM fTo Catch a Yeti
Urban drama starring Rosie Perez and Harvey Keitel. (1994, 18) ★★
Challenge FV 46 Sky 145 Freesat 145 Virgin 139 6.00 AM Fort Boyard
8.00 Ninja Warrior 10.00 Knightmare Double-bill of
drama. (2013, U) ★★
11.00 Fort Boyard Game show. 12.00 NOON Golden Balls Triple-
1.05 PM fK9 Christmas Adventure starring Luke Perry. (2013, U) ★★★
3.00 fIt Takes Two
Comedy starring Steve Guttenberg. (1995, U) ★★
PRIME-TIME
1.00 to 3.00 AM f Somebody to Love
Adventure starring Meat Loaf. (1993, PG) ★★★
10.50 fThe Christmas Candle Period family
5.15 fMarley & Me: The Puppy Years Comedy prequel. (2011, U) ★
7.10 fSaints and Soldiers: Battle of the Tanks War
the adventure game show. bill of the game show hosted by Jasper Carrott.
3.00 PM Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Back-to-back editions of the big-money quiz series.
7.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Quiz series hosted by Chris Tarrant.
8.00 The Chase USA Quiz. 9.00 TNA Wrestling The latest
drama starring Adam TNA Impact action. Gregory. (2014, 12) ★★ 11.00 Wrestle Talk TV 9.00 fFlight of Fury Action 11.30 Videogame Nation thriller starring Steven 12.00 M’T Poker Highlights of Seagal. (2007, 15) ★ the UK Championships staged at From Dusk Till 10.55 fHalf Past Dead Dawn in Nottingham. Adventure starring Steven Seagal. (2002, 15) ★★★ 1.00 AM Fort Boyard Triple-bill of the game show. 1.05 AM fAftershock Horror. (2012, 18) ★ 4.00 Catchphrase Double-bill.
3.00 to 6.00 AM Soldier, Soldier
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Fact-based drama. Stars Lea Thompson, Kathleen Quinlan and Mary Tyler Moore. (1993, PG) ★★★★
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6.00 AM Robson Green: Ultimate Catch 7.00 Dreamboats Double-bill. 8.00 Tommy’s Fix It Yourself 9.00 Shedheads Double-bill. 10.00 Deadliest Catch
6.00 AM One Born: What Happened Next? 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 The Hotel Inspector 9.00 Border Patrol Back-toback editions of the series.
12.00 NOON Escape to the Country Triple-bill. 3.00 PM Bear Grylls: Born 3.00 PM A Place in the Sun: Survivor Double-bill of the Home or Away survival challenge series. 4.00 Escape to the Country Double-bill of the series. 5.00 Dinosaurs: Return to Life? Efforts to recreate the 6.00 PM A Place in the Sun: dinosaur genome. Home or Away Jasmine Harman helps a couple 6.00 Tanked Accountant Back-to-back editions of the angling series.
Heather enters a shark tank to help place inserts.
7.00 Wheeler Dealers Motoring challenge series. Mike Brewer finds a Cobra sports car that has only done 1,000 miles.
8.00 Salvage Hunters Drew Pritchard searches the sheds of a stately home for valuable items, while Julian road-tests a tank.
9.00 Killer Rain Following a team of weather experts as it flies into the heart of a storm, in an effort to learn more about flash floods.
10.00 I Am Ali Feature-length documentary exploring the life of Muhammad Ali, featuring access to the boxer’s personal archives.
12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives
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6.00 AM Hour of Power 7.00 Are You Smarter Than a Ten Year Old? 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Futurama: Welcome to… 8.45 Supergirl 9.45 The Flash 10.45 Remembrance Sunday 11.15 WWE: Raw US wrestling. 12.15 PM Bring the Noise 1.15 Futurama: Welcome to… 1.30 Futurama 3.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Muppets (S1, ep3) 6.00 Modern Family (S7, ep3) 6.30 nThe Simpsons Homer and Marge decide to have a trial separation.
decide between homes in Yorkshire and Portugal.
7.00 A Place in the Sun:
7.00 The Simpsons Homer
Home or Away
gets arrested and sent to rehab for bullying Ned. 7.30 Lisa and her maths team enter an epic battle.
A businesswoman chooses between London and Chamonix in the Alps.
8.00 Help! I Caught It
Abroad 2 of 2. Following
8.00 Arrow Laurel must take Sara back to Nanda Parbat, and Oliver gets the response he expected from Captain Lance. (S4, ep4)
patients being treated at the Liverpool School of Tropical Medicine.
9.00 Paranormal Witness
9.00 πZoo New episode
A woman is consumed by guilt over her grandfather’s death and starts to believe that he is haunting her.
Last in the series. Chloe and the team make one last desperate attempt to find a cure. (S1, ep13 of 13)
10.00 Most Haunted
10.00 Stop, Search, Seize
New edition Yvette Fielding and a team of investigators visit Armley Mills Industrial Museum in West Yorkshire.
11.00 Ghost Adventures
A man risks everything 12.00 M’T Cold Justice The death to find his sister’s killer. of a 17-year-old in 1988. 1.00 AM FBI Files An 11-year-old 1.00 AM Paranormal Witness girl’s body is discovered 2.00 Home Shopping washed up on a beach. 4.00 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends 2.00 Le Salvager Back-to-back editions of the series. 4.45 Wife Swap USA
Series following the work of Ireland’s border force.
11.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime 12.00 M’T Air Ambulance ER Double-bill. A car falls 30ft into an Oxfordshire ravine. 1.00 AM A 16-year-old boy suffers a head injury.
5.35 to 6.00 AM Medical Emergency
2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize 4.00 to 6.00 AM Stargate Atlantis
CBS Reality
CBS Drama
ITV Encore
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FV 74 Sky 149 Freesat 134 Virgin 197 7.30 AM The Key of David
5.00 to 6.00 AM Shedheads
Double-bill of the series.
8.00 The Key of David 8.30 The Lord’s Challenge 9.00 Rapid Response
Double-bill of the series.
10.00 Judge Judy Back-to-back editions of the series.
5.00 PM Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? Double-bill of the documentary series.
7.00 Unsolved Mysteries
Double-bill. The life and work of a police artist. 8.00 An abusive man with nine past marriages.
9.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row Documentary. 10.00 πDonal MacIntyre: Unsolved New edition The Claudia Lawrence case in York. See feature, page 27.
8.00 Matlock Back-to-back
episodes. (S5, ep6) 9.00 (S5, ep7) 10.00 (S5, ep8) 11.00 (S5, ep9) 12.00 NOON (S5, ep10) 1.00 PM Dallas Back-to-back episodes. (S14, ep20) 2.00 (S14, ep21) 3.00 (S14, ep22) 4.00 (S14, ep23)
5.00 Dallas: JR Returns
Feature-length special.
6.50 Dallas: War of the Ewings Ray Krebbs returns to Southfork to sell his land. 8.30 Judge Judy Real-life cases. 9.00 A Gifted Man A teenage mother abandons her newborn baby. (S1, ep11) 10.00 Michael saves a mysterious man from drowning. (S1, ep12)
11.00 48 Hours: Mystery 1.00 AM Killer Doctors on 11.00 Californication Death Row See 9.00pm. Back-to-back episodes. 2.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved 1.55 AM A Gifted Man Double-bill. See 9.00pm. 3.00 Shopping 3.30 Cops 4.20 Heir Hunters 3.50 to 5.00 AM Judge Judy Double-bill of the series. 5.00 to 6.00 AM The Chase USA 5.10 to 6.00 AM Cheaters
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AM The Encore Hour
Robin of Sherwood The Ruth Rendell Mysteries Brideshead Revisited PM Heartbeat Double-bill. Maigret Crime drama. Monsignor Renard Poirot The Dream: An eccentric man is haunted by suicidal nightmares. Kingdom Triple-bill. A trawlerman seeks help. Kingdom A couple try to sue Cambridge University. Kingdom Travellers anger a local horse trainer. The Americans Elizabeth and Paige take a trip that lands them in treacherous territory. (S3, ep13 of 13) Vera The Deer Hunters: A suspected poacher is shot on the moors. AM Monroe (S1, ep6 of 6) Kidnap and Ransom The three-part thriller series.
4.00 to 6.00 AM The Encore Hour
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A jogger’s mutilated body is discovered. (S1, ep21) 3.00 A torso is found in the desert. (S1, ep22) 4.00 A taxi driver is beaten to death. (S3, ep9)
5.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line
7.00 Million Dollar Listing:
NYC Fredrik returns to Sweden, Michael lands his biggest listing yet, and Ryan tries to sell a Soho palace.
8.00 Chicago Fire Evidence at a fire points toward an arsonist and rapist who has evaded capture for a decade. (S3, ep21)
9.00 Stalker A bride is shot on her wedding day, leading Beth and Jack to consider whether a scorned lover is responsible. (S1, ep3)
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6.00 AM Friday Night Lights 7.00 Seinfeld Back-to-back episodes of the comedy.
9.00 The West Wing
Back-to-back episodes of the political drama series.
2.00 PM Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 3.00 Without a Trace Double-bill. (S2, ep11) 4.00 (S2, ep12) 5.00 Blue Bloods Back-to-back episodes. The Reagans rally together to take down a gang leader. (S3, ep23) 6.00 A police officer is killed during an armed robbery. (S4, ep1)
7.00 Blue Bloods A film star is stabbed while shadowing Danny as research for an upcoming role as a New York detective. (S4, ep2)
8.00 Blue Bloods Danny becomes the lead hostage negotiator when a suspect holds Erin’s courtroom at gunpoint. (S4, ep3)
9.00 The Afair 3 of 12. Noah’s devotion has big consequences, and Alison has a reality check about sustaining a marriage.
10.00 Bones Booth investigates 10.10 fA History of a possible conspiracy after the murder of a blogger who had been working undercover. (S9, ep24)
11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S14, ep5) 12.00 M’T (S14, ep6) 1.00 AM Elementary Sherlock
Violence Thriller. A diner owner becomes a hero when he foils a robbery but the incident brings up questions about his past. Stars Viggo Mortensen, Maria Bello and William Hurt. (2005, 18) ★★★★
Holmes investigates a 12.05 AM The Leftovers plane crash. (S1, ep6) 1.15 Curb Your Enthusiasm 1.50 Grey’s Anatomy (S11, Triple-bill of the comedy. ep22&23) 3.30 (S11, ep24) 3.00 Vegas Pilot episode of the 4.20 to 6.00 AM crime drama. (S1, ep1)
Emergency Abroad
Alibi Sky 132 Virgin 130/HD 200
GOLD
Watch Sky 110 Virgin 126
7.00 AM ’Allo ’Allo! Double-bill. 8.00 Only Fools and Horses Back-to-back episodes.
1.30 PM Last of the Summer Wine Triple-bill. 3.30 Only Fools and Horses Back-to-back episodes. Del and Rodney celebrate a used-car deal with a night out in the West End. 4.10 Rodney decides to set up a rival business. 4.50 The Trotters attend Grandad’s funeral. 5.30 Christmas special from 1987. Del goes in search of treasure.
6.50 Only Fools and
Horses Del gets his hands on a consignment of dolls – which turn out to be filled with explosive gas. 7.55 Del is invited to a school reunion organised by old adversary Roy Slater, who has recently been released from prison.
9.00 Gavin & Stacey
back editions of the quiz.
1.00 PM Doctor Who Back-to-
back episodes of the series starring Matt Smith. 1.00 Journey to the Centre of the Tardis. 2.00 The Crimson Horror. 3.00 Nightmare in Silver. 4.00 The Name of the Doctor. 5.00 Sky Cops Documentary. Property challenge series.
7.00 CSI: NY Mac and Stella investigate the murder of a man whose body was discovered dumped on a subway track. (S1, ep11)
sends Mac and Stella on the trail of a dangerous gang that seemingly kills for sport. (S1, ep13)
Christmas Special
11.00 The League of Gentlemen
11.00 CSI: NY The death of a Double-bill. Pauline adapts bride moments before her to life outside prison. wedding leaves Mac and Danny investigating a 11.40 Joke-shop owner complex puzzle. (S1, ep15) Lance gets an under-thecounter arm transplant. 12.00 M’T Real Rescues Fire crews rescue a paraglider 12.20 AM Psychoville 2 Doublestuck up a 70ft oak tree. bill of the comedy series. 1.00 AM Being Human USA 2.30 to 3.00 AM Oddities
Discovery
Universal
Fox
The era’s iconic figures.
beating. (S5, ep3)
9.00 NCIS A sailor dies on a
4.40 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made
5.00 to 6.00 AM Boston Legal
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
Zoo Sky 1, 9.00pm Chloe (Nora Arnezeder) and the team make a late bid to find a cure for the global animal pandemic
Sky 124 Virgin 157/HD 199
8.00 AM Monk (S3, ep14) 9.00 NCIS Back-to-back episodes. (S11, ep24) 10.00 (S8, ep1) 11.00 (S8, ep2) 12.00 NOON (S8, ep3) 1.00 PM (S8, ep4) 2.00 The Mentalist Back-toback episodes of the crime drama series. (S4, ep8) 3.00 (S4, ep9) 4.00 (S4, ep10) 5.00 (S4, ep11) 6.00 (S4, ep12) 7.00 NCIS A 40-year-old airport bombing cold case gets a new lead. (S12, ep19) 8.00 DiNozzo has to work with Zoe. (S12, ep20)
Da Vinci’s Demons Fox, 9.00pm Leonardo (Tom Riley) investigates a murder, and makes an uneasy alliance with Riario along the way
9.00 πDa Vinci’s Demons
New episode Leonardo The Lost Child: The research vessel. (S5, ep6) reluctantly teams up with New edition Documentary. adopted child of a middle- 10.00 Gunslingers New episode 10.00 Law & Order: Special Riario. (S3, ep3 of 10) class couple is kidnapped. 11.00 The Krays: The Prison Years Victims Unit New episode 10.10 Tyrant (S2, ep1 of 12) (S17, ep4) 11.00 (S12, 12.10 AM Miss Fisher’s 12.00 M’T Ice Pilots 1.00 AM Tony 11.10 The Walking Dead (S6, ep4) ep10) 12.00 M’T (S12, Murder Mysteries Phyrne Robinson’s Wild West 12.25 AM American Dad! uncovers a murder. ep11) 1.00 AM (S17, ep4) 2.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier 1.25 Family Guy Double-bill. 1.15 A female rally driver is 3.00 Gunslingers 2.00 White Collar Double-bill. 2.25 American Dad! Double-bill. found dead in her vehicle. 3.50 The Krays: The Prison Years 4.00 Necessary Roughness 3.25 Family Guy (S9, ep1&2)
2.15 to 3.30 AM Ripper Street
The untold story of the Wild West
9.00 CSI: NY A murder inquiry
1.40 The League of Gentlemen 2.50 to 4.00 AM Psychoville 2
9.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier
Discovery, 8.00pm
investigate the death of a dog trainer, with the prime suspect being a vet with a gambling habit. (S1, ep12)
The Wests travel over to 10.00 CSI: NY Mac and Stella Essex on Christmas Eve for investigate the death of Mick’s famous turkey dinner a circus performer stuffed – but an announcement into a box on a Coney soon dampens the mood. Island beach. (S1, ep14)
Sky 113 Virgin 137
Tony Robinson’s Wild West
8.00 CSI: NY Mac and Aiden
4.00 to 6.00 AM Seinfeld
Sky 520 Virgin 250/HD 251
new
6.00 Honey I Bought the House
9.40 Gavin & Stacey:
6.00 AM How It’s Made 6.00 AM Major Crimes (S4, ep9) 7.00 100 Miles From Nowhere 7.00 Shopping 8.00 Alaska… 9.00 Sons of 8.00 Sea Patrol Double-bill Winter 10.00 Railroad 10.00 NCIS Back-to-back episodes of the series. Alaska 11.00 Yukon Men (S5, ep16) 11.00 (S5, ep17) 12.00 NOON Airplane Repo Days: A football team’s 1.00 PM River Monsters 12.00 NOON (S5, ep18) bus is hit by a train. 2.00 Wild Planet 1.00 PM (S5, ep19) 6.00 Judge John Deed 3.00 Nasa’s Unexplained Files 2.00 Law & Order Triple-bill of Above the Law: Three the series. (S17, ep7) 3.00 4.00 Curiosity Queen Nefertiti. men are accused of killing 5.00 Incredible Engineering (S17, ep8) 4.00 (S17, ep9) a rival gang member. Blunders: Fixed 5.00 Necessary Roughness 8.00 New Tricks Double-bill. 6.00 North America 6.00 Major Crimes (S4, ep9) Brian helps Esther’s friend 7.00 Tony Robinson’s World War 7.00 Battle Creek (S1, ep5) find her missing brother. One New technologies. 8.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A psychiatrist 9.00 The Ucos team 8.00 πnTony investigates the unsolved suffers a near-fatal Robinson’s Wild West murder of a pornographer.
With singer Robin Gibb.
9.00 Tipping Point Back-to-
Nessa goes into labour a month early in Barry.
7.10 AM Diagnosis Murder 10.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Double-bill. 12.00 NOON Dalziel & Pascoe 2.00 PM Judge John Deed 4.00 Dalziel & Pascoe Glory
10.10 Inspector George Gently
Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191
6.10 AM Who Do You Think You Are? Triple-bill. Emilia Fox. 7.00 With Alan Carr. 8.00
Picks of the day
SUNDAY
6.00 AM Best of Nothing to Declare Double-bill. 7.00 Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA Documentary. 9.00 Nothing to Declare 11.30 Sportswomen 12.00 NOON Grey’s Anatomy 2.00 PM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Triple-bill.
Sky Atlantic
8 November SUNDAY
new Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved CBS Reality, 10.00pm Revisiting so-called ‘cold cases’
4.25 to 5.10 AM American Dad!
49
SPORT 7.30 8.00 9.00 10.30
Sky 402 Virgin 512/HD 502 AM Cricket: We Love It Stephen Fry.
Football Freestyler Football tricks. The Sunday Supplement Goals on Sunday Featuring a review
Picks of TV the day
What’s on
Aston Villa v Manchester City. Coverage of the first match of a Premier League double-bill comes from Villa Park, kick-off 1.30pm.
3.30 lFootball
11.30 Sachin Tendulkar: National Hero The century scored by Tendulkar in Chennai in 2008.
12.00 NOON Boxing Smith v Fielding. 1.00 PM lDarts Coverage of the afternoon session on day two of the Grand Slam of Darts from the Civic Hall in Wolverhampton. Featuring group-stage matches. Continues on Sky Sports 1 at 7.30pm. Darts Gold Memorable matches.
Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur. Coverage of the north London Premier League derby from the Emirates Stadium, kick-off 4.00pm.
6.30 Sportswomen of the Year Awards Highlights of the event. 7.30 lDarts Coverage of the
11.00
evening session on day two of the Grand Slam of Darts from the Civic Hall in Wolverhampton. Featuring matches from the group stage. Legends of Darts Profiles of Eric Bristow and Jocky Wilson.
11.30 Cricket: We Love It 12.00 M’T to 7.30 AM lCricket Australia v New Zealand. Coverage of the final day of the first Test in the three-match series, which takes place at the Gabba in Brisbane.
5.00 5.30 lAmerican Football
Carolina Panthers v Green Bay Packers. The first in a triple-bill of NFL games comes from the Bank of America Stadium, kick-off 6.00pm.
9.15 lAmerican Football Indianapolis Colts v Denver Broncos. The NFL match from Lucas Oil Stadium, kick-off 9.25pm. 12.30 AM lAmerican Football Dallas Cowboys v Philadelphia Eagles. NFL game, kick-off 1.30am. 4.45 Darts Gold Memorable matches.
5.45 to 6.00 AM Legends of Darts
Sky 404 Virgin 514/HD 504
6.00 AM Football: Match Choice 9.00 Boxing 10.00 Tennis 11.00 Viral Videos of October 11.20 lDutch Football PSV Eindhoven v FC Utrecht. The Eredivisie match staged at the Philips Stadion, kick-off 11.30am. PM WWE: Raw Wrestling action.
1.30 2.25 Spanish Football Gold 2.55 lSpanish Football
Barcelona v Villarreal. La Liga game at the Nou Camp, kick-off 3.00pm. Sky Scholars Jess Judd.
5.00 5.10 lSpanish Football
Atlético Madrid v Sporting Gijon. The La Liga match from the Estadio Vicente Calderón, kick-off 5.15pm. Spanish Football La Liga.
7.10 7.25 lSpanish Football
Sevilla v Real Madrid. The La Liga match from the Estadio Ramón Sánchez-Pizjuán, kick-off 7.30pm.
9.30 Football Gold 10.00 Football Premier League action. 11.30 Spanish Football La Liga.
12.00 M’T Dutch Football Eredivisie action. 2.00 AM Goals on Sunday 3.00 Cricket 4.00 AM to 12.00 NOON lCricket India v South Africa. Coverage of the final day of the first Test in Mohali.
AM lCricket
India v South Africa. Coverage of day four of the first Test in the fourmatch series at the Punjab Cricket Association Stadium in Mohali.
of yesterday’s football action.
12.30 PM lFootball
Sky 413 Virgin 531/HD 527
Sky 403 Virgin 513/HD 503
4.00
6.00 9.00 10.00 11.00 11.30
2.15
PM lRugby Union
Wasps v Gloucester. From the Ricoh Arena, kick-off 3.00pm. Football Tonight Magazine.
5.30 6.00 lPortuguese Football Porto v Setúbal. Coverage of the Primeira Liga game, kick-off 6.15pm.
8.15 The Action Woman Show 8.30 lBasketball
11.00 12.00 1.00 2.00 2.30 3.30 4.30 5.00 5.30
Cleveland Cavaliers v Indiana Pacers. NBA game at the Quicken Loans Arena, tip-off 8.30pm. Motorcycling MotoGP action.
Sky 414 Virgin 533/HD 529
of the Arsenal team that went unbeaten in the 2003/04 season. lFootball Coverage of an MLS Conference semi-final game.
10.05 Sky Scholars: Sam Oldham A profile of the young gymnast.
10.15 lFootball Coverage of an MLS Conference play-off game.
12.20 AM Sky Scholars: Siobhan O’Connor 12.35 lFootball Coverage of an MLS Conference semi-final match.
2.40 Sky Scholars 3.00 lFootball Coverage of an MLS Conference semi-final match.
5.05 Sky Scholars: Lucy Garner 5.15 to 6.00 AM Football Gold
Sky Movies Disney, 6.45pm A childless couple (Emily Blunt and James Corden) enter into a bargain with a wicked witch in this fantasy
Rallying WRC highlights. Motorsport World Endurance. Snow Unleashed Winter sports. Rallying WRC highlights. Football Champions League. to 6.00 AM Last Week, This Week
6.00 AM French Football Ligue 1 action. 7.00 Rugby Union Premiership highlights. 10.00 Football Bournemouth v Newcastle. 11.30 lItalian Football
Dolphins v Chevrolet Warriors. Coverage of the Ram Slam T20 match from Kingsmead in Durban. Cricket India v South Africa and Australia v New Zealand.
Into the Woods
M’T MotoGP Chequered Flag AM Squash PSA Qatar Classic.
Sky 406 Virgin 516/HD 506
5.45 Sky Scholars 6.30 Football Football League action. 7.30 Football’s Greatest A profile 8.00
Central Coast Mariners v Wellington Phoenix, kick-off 6.00am. 8.00 lAustralian Football Perth Glory v Melbourne Victory. 10.00 Football FA Cup first-round action. 11.30 lFootball Didcot Town v Exeter City. The FA Cup firstround match, kick-off 12.00noon.
AM Good Morning Sports Fans
WWE: Smackdown WWE: Experience US wrestling. Cricket’s Greatest Graeme Pollock. Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 12.30 PM lCricket Sunfoil
3.45
6.00 AM lAustralian Football
Torino v Inter Milan. Coverage of the first of today’s three Serie A matches comes from the Stadio Olimpico, kick-off 11.30am.
Guardians of the Galaxy SM Action/Adventure, 6.45pm Yondu (Michael Rooker) battles an alien warlord for possession of a powerful artefact in this sci-fi action adventure
1.30 PM Football’s Cult Heroes 1.45 lItalian Football
4.00
Roma v Lazio. Coverage of this afternoon’s Serie A Rome derby at Stadio Olimpico, kick-off 2.00pm. Football Action from last week’s Champions League group games.
4.30 lGerman Football Augsburg v Werder Bremen. The Bundesliga match from the WWK Arena, kick-off 4.30pm.
6.30 European Football Show Live The latest action from the continent.
7.45 lItalian Football Sampdoria v Fiorentina. Tonight’s Serie A match at Stadio Comunale Luigi Ferraris, kick-off 7.45pm. 10.00 Italian Football Torino v Inter Milan at Stadio Olimpico and Roma v Lazio held at the Stadio Olimpico. 12.00 M’T French Football Ligue 1 action.
4.30 to 6.00 AM Italian Football
Collateral Sky Movies Crime/Thriller, 7.00pm Jamie Foxx and Jada Pinkett Smith must evade a ruthless contract killer who will stop at nothing to do his job
TV Sport
What’s on
Sky 405 Virgin 515/HD 505
3.00 AM lGolf Coverage of the final round of the WGC HSBC Champions.
8.00 Golf 9.00 Sporting Greats 10.00 Golf WGC HSBC Champions. 11.00 lTennis Coverage of the ATP Paris Masters doubles final.
1.00 PM Sporting Greats 2.00 lTennis Coverage of the ATP Paris Masters singles final. 4.30 Sporting Greats Ballesteros. 5.00 Golf Recent highlights. 6.30 lGolf The final round of the Sanderson Farms Championship. 9.30 Tennis ATP Paris Masters final. 10.30 Golf WGC HSBC Champions. 11.30 Sporting Greats Muhammad Ali.
12.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 5.00
50
M’T WWE: Late Night – Raw AM WWE Main Event US wrestling.
WWE: Late Night – Smackdown Golf 4.00 Sporting Greats to 6.00 AM Golf HSBC Champions.
Sky 410 Virgin 523/HD 521
7.30 AM Football’s Greatest 8.00 lSnooker Coverage of the Bulgarian Open last-16 matches. Coverage continues at 11.00am.
10.00 Cycling Tour of Taihu Lake. 11.00 lSnooker Coverage of the Bulgarian Open quarter-finals.
Sky 417 Virgin 532/HD 528
6.30 AM Fletch & Sav 7.00 Football Tonight 7.30 lMotorcycling The MotoGP warm-up sessions in Valencia.
9.15 MotoGP Rewind From Malaysia. 9.30 lMotorcycling The MotoGP
PM Strongest Man: Champions
3.00
the Bulgarian Open semi-finals. The final can be seen at 6.00pm. 4.00 Football Under-17s World Cup. 6.00 lSnooker Coverage of the Bulgarian Open final in Sofia. 8.00 Football Under-17s World Cup. 10.00 lFootball Coverage of the Under-17s World Cup final from the Estadio Sausalito in Viña del Mar, Chile, kick-off 10.00pm.
5.45
1.00
League World Log Lift action. 2.00 lSnooker Coverage of
12.00 M’T to 1.00 AM Cycling
pick
meeting from Valencia. Including the Moto3, Moto2 and MotoGP races. PM lFootball Ross County v Celtic. Scottish Premiership game from Victoria Park, kick-off 3.00pm. Basketball Action from Chicago Bulls v Minnesota Timberwolves.
7.45 lFrench Football Lyon v Saint-Etienne. Ligue 1 game at Stade de Gerland, kick-off 8pm. 10.00 UFC Another chance to see last night’s UFC event held in Brazil.
1.00 3.30 4.30 5.30
AM Football 3.00 World of Football World Wide Sports 4.00 World Sport Road to Rio 5.00 World of Athletics to 6.00 AM Ultimate Fishing Show
FOOTBALL PREMIER LEAGUE
Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur Sky Sports 1, 3.30pm Olivier Giroud will hope to add to his impressive goal-scoring tally as the Gunners host their North London rivals
SKY/VIRGIN MOVIES 8 November SUNDAY Premiere
Comedy
Sky 301 Virgin 401/HD 431 6.00 AM Assassin See 10.15pm.
7.30 Jingle All the Way 2 See 6.15pm.
Wild See 11.45pm. Extinction As 3.30am. PM Assassin See 10.15pm. American Sniper As 8.00pm. Jingle All the Way 2 Festive
PRIME-TIME
comedy sequel starring Larry the Cable Guy and Brian Stepanek. (2014, U) ★
8.00 American Sniper
10.15
Biopic of US Navy Seal sniper Chris Kyle. Stars Bradley Cooper and Sienna Miller. (2014, 15) ★★★★ Assassin Thriller. A hitman falls for the daughter of a man he killed. Stars Danny Dyer and Holly Weston. (2014, 15) ★
11.45 Wild Drama. (2014, 15) ★★★★ 1.55 Let Us Prey Horror. (2014, 18) ★★★
3.30 to 5.30 AM Extinction Fantasy. (2014, 15) ★
Christmas Christmas (2013, U) ★★ 8.10 The Best Man Holiday See 4.00pm. 10.20 The Nativity Story As 6.10pm. 12.10 PM The Grinch See 8.00pm. 2.00 Bad Santa As 10.00pm. 4.00 The Best Man Holiday Comedy. (2013, 15) ★★ 6.10 The Nativity Story Biblical drama. (2006, PG) ★★
PRIME-TIME
8.00 The Interview Comedy. A TV presenter lands an exclusive interview with Kim Jong-un. Stars James Franco. (2014, 15) ★★★ 10.00 Tammy Comedy. A woman embarks upon a road trip to Niagara Falls with her grandmother. Stars Melissa McCarthy. (2014, 15) ★★
11.40 Balls of Fury (2007, 12) ★ 1.15 AM Superfast! (2014, 12) ★ 3.00 One Night in Istanbul (2014) ★★ 4.35 to 6.10 AM Son of the Pink Panther (1993) ★
Disney
Sky 303 Virgin 410/HD 440 6.35 AM Coming Home for
Sky 305 Virgin 405/HD 435 6.30 AM Finding Nemo (2003, U)
★★★★★ 8.15 Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014, U) ★★ 9.45 Into the Woods See 6.45pm.
11.55 The Fox and the Hound (1981, U) ★★★ 1.25 PM Bedknobs and Broomsticks Animation. (1971, U) ★★★★ 3.25 101 Dalmatians (1996, U) ★★★★ 5.15 Alice in Wonderland (1951) ★★★★★
8.00 The Grinch Comic fantasy. 6.45 πInto the Woods
A grouchy creature plots to ruin Christmas. Stars Jim Carrey. (2000, PG) ★★★★ 10.00 Bad Santa Comedy. A crook takes a job as an in-store Santa with a view to robbing his employers. Stars Billy Bob Thornton. (2003, 15) ★★★★
11.45 Miracle on 34th Street (1947) ★★★★★ 1.30 AM Coming Home for Christmas ★★ 3.05 Home Alone 4 4.35 to 6.20 AM Miracle on 34th Street
Crime/Thriller Sky 309 Virgin 409/HD 439 6.00 AM Inescapable Thriller.
(2012, 12) ★★ 7.35 After the Sunset (2004, 12) ★★★ 9.15 Speed See 5.00pm.
11.15 Speed 2: Cruise Control Thriller. (1997, PG) ★★ 1.20 PM No Good Deed As 9.00pm. 2.50 Spy Game Thriller starring Brad Pitt. (2001, 15) ★★★★ 5.00 Speed Thriller starring Keanu Reeves. (1994, 15) ★★★★★
PRIME-TIME
8.05 The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000, PG) ★★ 9.40 Tammy See 10.00pm. 11.25 Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2000, PG) ★★ 1.10 PM The Interview As 8.00pm. 3.10 Never Been Kissed (1999, 12) ★★★ 5.00 Hot Shots! (1991, PG) ★★★ 6.30 Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993, 12) ★★★
7.00 πCollateral Thriller.
9.00
A taxi driver has his cab hijacked by a hit-man. Stars Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise. (2004, 15) ★★★★★ No Good Deed Thriller. A woman is held hostage after helping a stranger. Stars Idris Elba and Taraji P Henson. (2014, 15) ★
10.30 Usual Suspects ★★★★★ 12.20 AM American Hustle Crime drama. (2013, 15) ★★★★★
2.45 The Last Boy Scout 4.45 to 6.30 AM Loss of Faith ★★★
9.00
10.15 11.25 1.10 2.50 4.40
John Cusack. (2014, 15) ★★ 7.45 Godzilla Monster movie remake. (1998, PG) ★★★
10.10 Guardians of the Galaxy See 6.45pm.
12.15 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier Comic-book thriller. (2014, 12) ★★★★
2.45 Lethal Weapon See 9.00pm. 4.45 Lethal Weapon 2 As 11.00pm.
action adventure featuring the voice of Nolan North. Annie Musical remake. An orphan goes to live with a wealthy businessman. Stars Quvenzhane Wallis, Jamie Foxx and Cameron Diaz. (2014, PG) ★★★
9.00
11.00 Lethal Weapon 2 Thriller sequel. (1989, 15) ★★★★ 1.00 AM Con Air (1997, 18) ★★★★
3.00 to 5.15 AM Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995, 15) ★★★
Sci-Fi/Horror Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441 6.20 AM Unbreakable As 5.00pm.
8.10 Anaconda Jungle adventure. (1997, 15) ★★★ 9.50 Interstellar See 7.00pm. 12.40 PM Armageddon As 10.00pm.
3.15 Eight Legged Freaks Thriller starring David Arquette. (2002, 12) ★★★★
The first of the fantasy trilogy starring Elijah Wood. (2001, PG) ★★★★★
2.00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Fantasy. (2002, 12) ★★★★★
5.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Conclusion of the fantasy trilogy starring Elijah Wood. (2003, 12) ★★★★★ The Last Samurai Action drama. A US cavalry officer is captured by a Samurai warrior. Stars Tom Cruise. (2003, 15) ★★★★
11.05 Scarface Thriller. (1983, 18) ★★★★★ 1.55 AM Starship Troopers (1997, 18) ★★★★ 4.15 to 7.00 AM For Whom the Bell Tolls (1943, PG) ★★★
9.00
11.00 The Fox and the Child ★★★ 12.40 AM Ever After: A Cinderella Story ★★★★ 2.45 Cocoon ★★★★ 4.45 to 6.20 AM Monster House ★★★★
Showcase Sky 310 Virgin 403/HD 433 6.40 AM Revenge for Jolly! (2012,
15) ★ 8.25 Alien Abduction 10.10 Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014, PG) ★★★ 11.45 The Boxtrolls See 6.00pm. 1.50 PM Whiplash As 10.10pm. 3.50 The Day After Tomorrow
5.00 Unbreakable Thriller starring Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson. (2000, 12) ★★★★
7.00 Interstellar Sci-fi drama.
12.40 AM Cujo Horror starring Dee
11.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
comedy. (2014, U) ★★★★★
escapees takes on an alien warlord. Stars Chris Pratt. (2014, 12) ★★★★ Lethal Weapon Action thriller. Two cops take on a drugs gang. Stars Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. (1987, 18) ★★★★★
Ghosts of the Abyss (2002) Freaky Friday (1976) ★★★★ AM Snowball Express (1972) The Cat from Outer Space to 6.00 AM Pocahontas II
(1984) ★★★★ 9.05 Jewel of the Nile (1985) ★★★★
7.40 Monster House 9.20 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 11.20 The Lego Movie See 6.10pm. 1.10 PM Lego DC Comics Super Heroes See 8.00pm. 2.10 Annie See 9.00pm. 4.10 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005, PG) ★★★★ 6.10 The Lego Movie Animated
8.00 Lego DC Comics Super Heroes Animated
A vessel searches a new home for humanity. Stars Matthew McConaughey. (2014, 12) ★★★★ 10.00 Armageddon Adventure. An oil driller intercepts and destroys an asteroid en route to Earth. Stars Bruce Willis. (1998, 12) ★★★★
Greats
Family Sky 306 Virgin 406/HD 436 6.00 AM The Fox and the Child
6.45 πGuardians of the Galaxy Sci-fi. A band of
Fantasy. A witch agrees to lift a curse on a young couple if they help restore her looks. Stars Meryl Streep. (2014, PG) ★★★ Dumbo Vintage animation about the circus elephant whose ears are so big he can fly. (1941, U) ★★★★★
Sky 304 Virgin 404/HD 434 7.05 AM Romancing the Stone
8.30
Action/Adventure Sky307 Virgin 407/HD 437 6.00 AM Drive Hard Thriller. Stars
Wallace. (1983, 18) ★★ 2.25 Anaconda See 8.10am.
4.00 to 6.00 AM S1m0ne Comedy. (2002, PG) ★★★
TCM Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416 5.00 AM On the Beach (1959, PG)
★★★★★ 7.25 What’s Up, Doc? (1972, U) ★★★★ 9.15 Brink of Hell (1956, U) ★★★ 11.20 Crimson Pirate (1952, U) ★★★★★ 1.20 PM Operation CIA (1965, PG) ★★★ 3.00 Escape to Victory Wartime adventure. (1981, PG) ★★★
5.10 The Dawn Patrol Wartime drama. (1938, PG) ★★★★
7.00 Night Raiders Western. A marshal discovers a devious plot. Stars Whip Wilson and Fuzzy Knight. (1952, PG, b&w) ★★★ 8.00 Longmire (S2, ep4 of 10) 9.00 Magnum Force Action thriller sequel to Dirty Harry. Stars Clint Eastwood. (1973, 18) ★★★★ 11.20 Out of Reach Thriller starring Steven Seagal. (2004, 15) ★
1.00 to 2.55 AM Reflections in a Golden Eye Psychological drama. (1967, 15) ★★★
See 8.00pm.
6.00 The Boxtrolls Animation. (2014, PG) ★★★★
8.00 The Day After Tomorrow Disaster movie 10.10
starring Jake Gyllenhaal. (2004, 12) ★★★ Whiplash Music drama. A young drummer clashes with his uncompromising tutor. Stars Miles Teller, JK Simmons and Paul Reiser. (2014, 15) ★★★★★
12.10 AM Alien Abduction (2014, 15) ★★★ 1.45 Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014, 18) ★★ 3.30 Next Goal Wins ★★★★ 5.15 to 6.45 AM Alexander and…
True Christmas Sky 321 FS 302 Virgin 424 5.00 AM Moonlight and Mistletoe
Drama. (2008, PG) ★★
7.00 Santa and Pete ★★★★ 9.00 The Christmas Shoes (2002, PG) ★★ 11.00 A Holiday to Remember (1995, U) ★★★ 1.00 PM Stealing Christmas (2003, PG) ★★★ 3.00 Christmas Choir (2008, U) ★★★ 5.00 Recipe for a Perfect Christmas (2005, PG) ★★★
7.00 The Night They Saved Christmas Fantasy. Three children help save Santa’s toy factory. Stars Jaclyn Smith. (1984, U) ★★
9.00 I’ll Be Home for Christmas Drama. A family has a reunion during World War Two. Stars Hal Holbrook. (1988, PG) ★★★
11.00 One Christmas Seasonal drama. (1994, PG) ★★★
1.00 AM The Waltons Double-bill. 3.00 to 5.00 AM Little House on the Prairie
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1’s Teen Awards: The Afterparty. 6.00 Cel Spellman. 7.00 Rock Show with Daniel P Carter. 10.00 Phil Taggart. 1.00 to 4.00am Monki.
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Morning Sunday with Clare Balding. 9.00 Steve Wright’s Sunday Love Songs. 11.00 Weekend Wogan. 1.00pm Elaine Paige on Sunday. 3.00 Johnnie Walker’s Sounds of the 70s. 5.00 Paul O’Grady. 7.00
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Words and Music at Free Thinking. 6.45 Sunday Feature: Hardy and the Animals. 7.00 Feature: Who’s Afraid of Anthropomorphism? 7.30 Concert. 9.00 Drama on 3. 10.05 Early Music Late. 11.05 BBC Symphony Orchestra. 12.30 to 6.30am Through the Night.
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Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704 6.00am News Headlines. 6.05 Something Understood. 6.35 Living World. 7.00 News; Sunday Papers. 7.10 Sunday. 7.55 Appeal; Weather. 8.00 News; Sunday Papers. 8.10
Sunday Worship; A Point of View; Tweet of the Day. 9.00 News; Sunday Papers. 9.15 The Archers. 10.30 Ceremony of Remembrance from the Cenotaph. 11.45 One to One. 12.00noon News. 12.05pm Just a Minute. 12.30 The Food Programme. 1.00 The World This Weekend. 1.30 Hardeep’s Sunday Lunch. 2.00 Gardeners’ Question Time. 2.45 The Listening Project. 3.00 I Capture the Castle: Rose starts a new life. 4.00 Open Book. 4.30 New Lyrical Ballads. 5.00 File on 4. 5.40 Profile. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.15 Pick of the Week. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Junior Just a Minute. 7.45 Nights of the Hunter. 8.00 Feedback. 8.30 Last Word. 9.00 Money Box; Appeal. 9.30 Analysis. 10.00 The Westminster Hour. 11.00 Film Programme. 11.30 Something Understood. 12.00m’t News. 12.15am Thinking Allowed. 12.45 Bells; Shipping. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping. 5.30 News; Prayer for the Day. 5.45 to 6.00am Farming; Tweet of the Day.
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Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705 5.00am The Non League Football Show. 6.00 Sunday Breakfast. 9.00 SportsWeek. 10.00 Pienaar’s Politics. 11.00 5 Live Investigates. 12.00noon 5 Live Sport. 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra. 1.00 5 Live Sport. 4.00 5 Live Sport: Football. Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur, kick-off 4.00pm. 6.06 6-0-6. 7.30 The 5 Live Hit List. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00 to 5.00am Up All Night.
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following the work of Greater Manchester and West Yorkshire police. (S, HD) 7185489 Homes Under the Hammer (S, Rpt, HD) 22002 The Housing Enforcers (S, Rpt, HD) 3267 Neighbourhood Blues 1 of 9. Return of the series about the work of the Avon and Somerset police force. (S, AD, HD) 3955460 PM Bargain Hunt Leominster. (S, AD) 2535034 News; Weather (S, HD) 13354 Local News; Weather (S) 74308731 Doctors Are You Kidding Me? Medical drama series. Sid confronts the staff about the overprescribing of antibiotics, while Al meets an old professor. (S, AD, HD) 897460 The Edge Game show. (S, HD) 9933151 Escape to the Country Rural property series. A couple with a budget of £285,000 search for a home in Norfolk. (S, Rpt, HD) 4965977 My Life on a Plate Russell Grant: 11 of 15. Culinary series. The astrologer revisits places from his childhood. (S, HD) 6740828 Flog It! From Basingstoke. (S, HD) 3732354 Pointless Quiz series. (S, HD) 9202335 News; Weather (S, HD) 915 Local News (S) 267
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prevent Dean and Roxy moving out of London, and Tamwar learns why Zainab was not at the wedding. (S, AD, HD) 7248 Panorama How Hackers Steal Your ID: Investigation into how cyber criminals get hold of personal data. (S, HD) 9083
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the two part documentary in which chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall investigates why we waste so much food. Tonight, he challenges retailers to give more of their surplus food to charity and joins an illicit raid on supermarket bins. (S, AD, HD) 6847
10.00 News; Weather (S, HD) 312712 10.25 Local News; Weather (S) 658286 10.35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 6 of 11. Extended version of last Friday’s edition. Guest host Kathy Burke and panellists including Ross Noble join Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. (S, Rpt) 529373 11.20 The Graham Norton Show Last Friday’s edition of the chat show. Actors Michael Fassbender and Kate Winslet discuss their movie, Steve Jobs, while Julie Walters talks about her new film, Brooklyn. Plus, the host chats to rapper and actor 50 Cent and there is music from Ellie Goulding. (S, Rpt) 102880 12.10 to 6.00 AM BBC News (S, HD) 23421652
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AM My Life on a Plate (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 8304098 The Edge Game show. (S, Rpt, HD) 6438977 Junior Bake Of Culinary contest. (S) 47064 Escape to the Continent (SL, S, Rpt) 566248 Victoria Derbyshire (S, HD) 70383373 BBC News (S, HD) 60480 NOON Daily Politics Magazine. (S, HD) 77915 PM Cash in the Attic (S, Rpt) 4810557 A Taste of Britain Culinary travel series. From West Sussex. (S, Rpt, HD) 895002
2.15 The Box Culinary series. Food writer Matthew Fort selects the ingredients. (S, Rpt) 887083
2.45 The Great British Bake Of European Cakes: 3.45 4.45 5.15
6 of 10. The remaining six bakers create European cakes. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 837248 Wild China Land of the Panda: Wildlife series. Examining the country’s heartland – home to giant pandas. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 859460 The Wonder of Animals Great Apes: 7 of 12. Documentary series. How the brain of the great ape has evolved. (S, AD, HD) 874644 Antiques Roadshow Antiques series. From Hever Castle in Kent. (S, Rpt, HD) 9200977 Eggheads Quiz series. (S, HD) 557
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Zoe Ball interviews the unlucky couple to be voted off in last night’s show. (S, HD) 809
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7.30 Only Connect Children in Need Special Quiz. David Baddiel, Philip Hensher and Clemency Burton-Hill take on AN Wilson, Hugh Dennis and Bonnie Greer. (S) 793
8.00 University Challenge Student quiz 8.30
series. Two more teams battle it out for a place in the quarter-finals. (S, HD) 8118 Simply Nigella 2 of 6. Culinary series. The cook prepares dishes for sharing, including breakfast bars, chicken cutlets and belly pork burgers. (S, AD, HD) 7625
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10.00 Live at the Apollo 1 of 6. Return of the stand-up comedy series. Alan Carr introduces sets from Francesca Martinez and Nish Kumar at London’s Hammersmith Apollo. (S) 40373
10.30 Newsnight; Weather (S, HD) 528644 11.15 The Railway: Keeping Britain on Track 2 of 6. Documentary series. Summer brings a number of challenges for staff working at Leeds station, with binge drinkers, cable thieves and trespassers all threatening to delay the trains. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 189248 12.15 AM Sign Zone Starting with: 12.15 The Apprentice Children’s Book: Last week’s edition of the challenge series. (SL, S, Rpt) 402010 1.15 to 2.15 AM DIY SOS: Homes for Veterans 2 of 2. Property makeover series. The team creates a home for a veteran who is a triple amputee. (SL, S, Rpt, AD) 408294
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6.00 AM Good Morning Britain Magazine. Today’s
6.00 AM Countdown Word game. (S, Rpt) 5059921 6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (S1, ep 13, S, Rpt) 4476248 7.10 (Series 1, ep 14, S, Rpt) 3150828 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond Triple-bill. (S) 4285644 8.00 (S, Rpt) 31625 8.30 (S, Rpt) 30996 9.00 Frasier Triple-bill of the comedy. (S11, ep 17, S, Rpt) 21248 9.30 (Series 11, ep 18, S, Rpt) 72460 10.00 (Series 11, ep 19, S, Rpt) 56719 10.30 Come Dine with Me Triple-bill of the culinary
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guests include last year’s I’m a Celebrity… winner Carl Fogarty. (S, HD) 633002 Lorraine Entertainment news. (S, HD) 2410199 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S, HD) 5099489 This Morning Daily magazine hosted by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Includes Local Weather. (S, HD) 42996 PM Loose Women Chat show. The panel is joined by actress Joan Collins for debate from a female perspective. (S, HD) 34511 News; Weather (S) 89293064 Local News; Weather (S) 91395335 Judge Rinder Daily series following criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on reallife cases in a studio courtroom. (S) 73248 Pick Me! Game show presented by Stephen Mulhern in which members of the audience compete for the attentions of the host and the chance to play for cash prizes. (S) 3880 Tipping Point Daily general knowledge quiz series hosted by Ben Shephard. (S) 2915 The Chase Quiz series hosted by Bradley Walsh in which four contestants work as a team in order to take on the Chaser. (S) 5267 Local News; Weather (S) 593 News; Weather (S) 335
7.00 Emmerdale Robert loses his temper in 7.30
court, while Cain suggests to Chas that she needs to see a doctor. (S, HD) 6996 Coronation Street First of two episodes. Kylie’s erratic behaviour arouses Gail’s suspicions, while Tony turns on the charm with Liz. See feature, page 7. (S, AD, HD) 847
8.00 Countrywise 4 of 8. Rural magazine. 8.30
Liz Bonnin discovers the health benefits of goats’ milk in south Wales. (S, HD) 5644 Coronation Street David lies to Gail, telling her that Kylie is taking drugs again, and Erica gives Tony a piece of her mind regarding Liz. See feature, page 8. (S, HD) 4151
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9.00 The Hangover Comedy. Three men on a stag weekend in Las Vegas wake up to find they have lost the groom and cannot remember what happened the night before, so they set about piecing the clues together in the hope of finding their missing friend. Concludes after the News. (60mins, 2009, 15, S, AD, W/S, HD) Rating ★★★★ Starring: Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Justin Bartha, Zach Galifianakis, Heather Graham, Ken Jeong. See Filmweek, page 29 1915
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smitten with a fellow job centre manager. With guest star Will Mellor. (S, HD) 237170 AM Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 40756584 The Jeremy Kyle Show (SL, S, Rpt) 6558381 Nightscreen Programme guide. (HD) 2770818 to 6.00 AM The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 7395749
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series. In this edition, Jon Bentley looks at the world of 3D printing, Ortis Deley struggles through a gore-filled maze of zombies, and Jason Bradbury delves into the world of future gaming at Abertay University in Dundee. (S, HD) 2221335 News documentary series. Two police officers set out on the hunt for suspected heroin dealers, and a dog handler attends the scene of an arson attack. Plus, a driver is discovered to be three-and-a-half times over the legal limit. (S, HD) 2230083 News
1 of 4. Consumer series investigating the value of products and services. (S) 2793
Documentary series. Tonight, a look at the lives of people living on state welfare in Yorkshire. Including a man who blames the demise of traditional industry for his current situation and claims that working wouldn’t benefit him. (S, HD) 2250847
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that most accurately depict the reality of life behind bars. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 802793 AM Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Gordon Ramsay visits the allegedly haunted Cambridge Hotel in New York. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 5684519 Dedh Ishqiya Indian crime caper sequel starring Naseeruddin Shah and Madhuri Dixit. Subtitled. (150mins, 2014, 12, W/S, HD) Rating ★★★ 54101010 Location, Location, Location (S, Rpt) 7492497 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (S, Rpt, HD) 80945213 to 6.00 AM Deal or No Deal (S, Rpt) 8591403
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1852-1948. 1 of 2. Documentary exploring the history of the London prison and the crimes of some of its most notorious inmates – starting with the period from its foundation in 1852 through to 1948. Concludes next week. (S, Rpt) 2220606 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary 12.00 12.50 3.10 4.00 4.25 4.45
series. High Court Enforcement Agents are involved in a brothel eviction. (S, Rpt) 2944335 M’T 2,000 Tattoos, 40 Piercings and a Pickled Ear Documentary about extreme body modification. (S, Rpt, HD) 5343294 AM SuperCasino Interactive gaming. 12139381 Pets Who Hate Vets (S, Rpt, HD) 8918923 Wildlife SOS (SL, S, Rpt) 81782497 Great Artists Rembrandt. (S, Rpt) 30259381 House Doctor Stoke Newington. (SL, S, Rpt) 50500774 5.10 North Shields. (SL, S, Rpt) 20954045 5.35 to 6.00 AM (SL, S, Rpt) 27203403
S4C 7.00am Cyw: Cymylaubychain 12.00noon Cyw: Lliw a Llun 12.05pm Cyw: Wibli Sochyn y Mochyn 12.15 Cyw: Bob y Bildar 12.30 Cyw: Heini 12.40 Cyw: Cwm Teg 12.50 Cyw: Wmf 1.00 Newyddion a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion a’r Tywydd 3.00 Becws 3.30 Babi Del 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Tylwyth od Timmy! 5.20 Stwnsh: Henri Helynt 5.35 Stwnsh: Kung Fu Panda 5.55 Stwnsh: Ffeil 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.30 Sgorio 7.00 Heno 2236267 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 3879422 8.25 Cefn Gwlad 3368977 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 4492422 9.30 Ffermio 3884422 10.00-11.50pm Clwb Rygbi 7304712
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Offbeat comedy drama series starring Patrick Wilson. Floyd responds to Kansas City’s proposal, and Hanzee takes a road trip. Meanwhile, Lou has a moment of realisation. Also stars Ted Danson and Nick Offerman. (S2, ep 4, S, HD) 9868538 11.10 Prison Night Countdown of prison dramas
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series. In this edition, the directing staff have to whittle the group down from 11 to six, before the recruits undergo a mission designed to prepare them for avoiding capture behind enemy lines. (S, HD) 9557
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7.00 The Gadget Show 8 of 12. Technology
An undercover investigation into the supermarket’s practices. (S, HD) 3286
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Ukraine. Sounds of a Ceasefire. 1 of 4. Nominees for the award for freelance TV cameramen and women. (S) 596151
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series from Cheshire. (S, Rpt, HD) 43460 11.00 (S, Rpt, HD) 6977 11.30 (S, Rpt, HD) 7606 NOON News (S, HD) 8354373 PM Come Dine with Me From Cheshire. (S, Rpt, HD) 1679129 12.35 (S, Rpt, HD) 8055688 Benchmark Game show. (S, HD) 7973083 Deal or No Deal Game show. (S, HD) 2025880 Countdown Word game. (S, HD) 4961151 Homes by the Sea Property series. Today, from Pembrokeshire. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 3147 Four in a Bed From Glastonbury. (S, HD) 7002 Come Dine with Me Culinary challenge series. From Peterborough. (S, HD) 712 The Simpsons E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt): The family relocates to a farm. (S, Rpt, AD) 625 Hollyoaks Esther does not believe Trevor is the killer, and Lisa tries to convince Theresa not to do any more photoshoots. (S, HD) 977
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online dating site. (S7, ep2 of 16)
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Emmerdale Coronation Street Double-bill. Dinner Date From Birmingham. Psych Shawn and Gus help two college students filming a documentary. (S7, ep3 of 16)
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The Quizeum BBC4, 8.30pm Presenter Griff Rhys Jones is joined by Lars Tharp and Muriel Gray for the panel show at the Jewish Museum in London
life cases in a studio courtroom.
7.00 Top Gear The presenters each
7.00 You’ve Been Framed!
buy a classic car at auction for under £3,000, before competing in a rally in Majorca. With guest AC/DC singer Brian Johnson.
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Female Violence Alys Harte
film Film4, 9.00pm An orphan (Dev Patel), who grew up in the Mumbai slums, looks back on his life when he gets the chance to win a TV quiz show
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new The Rise of Female Violence BBC3, 9.00pm Reporter Alys Harte investigates the issue
10.30 The Fear New edition 4 of 6.
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7.00 World News Today 7.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.00 The Secret Life of Books New edition 5 of 6. Laurie Lee’s Cider with Rosie. 8.30 πThe Quizeum New edition From the Jewish Museum, London.
9.00 The Last Days of Anne Boleyn 10.00 Storyville New edition Dreamcatcher: Surviving Chicago’s Streets. The life of an ex-prostitute helping vulnerable sex workers.
Scream Queens E4, 10.00pm Dean Munsch (Jamie Lee Curtis) appoints a new mascot, while Chad and Earl lead the fraternity on a hunt for the Red Devil
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Tonight’s BBC1 episode.
The Rise of Female Violence The Fear See 10.30pm. Britain’s Biggest Sexists? to 4.00 AM The Rise of Female Violence See 9.00pm.
11.40 Lost Kingdoms of Central America 12.40 AM Wild Weather with Richard Hammond 1 of 3. Documentary. 1.40 Metal: How It Works 2.40 The Quizeum As 8.30pm. 3.10 to 3.40 AM Britain on Film
8.00 Marple The Mirror Crack’d from Side to Side: Crime drama series starring Julia McKenzie. A film fan is poisoned at a party held by a famous actress – who finds herself at the centre of a real-life drama, supported by Miss Marple. Also stars Lindsay Duncan, Joanna Lumley, Hugh Bonneville, Michele Dotrice and Caroline Quentin.
9.00 fThe Break-Up Comedy
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Jessica unwittingly gets involved in a contract killing, leading her to be accused of being the assassin and jailed. With John Rhys-Davies.
becomes obsessed with Rose after she moves back. (S8, ep14) 8.30 Gordon catches sight of Rose’s new husband. (S8, ep15)
investigates the rising number of females who are the instigators of violent attacks. See feature, page 26.
The search for the nation’s best amateur horror film director. 11.00 Family Guy Double-bill of the series. (S8, ep2) 11.25 (S8, ep3) 11.45 American Dad! Stan creates an alter ego to bond with Steve. (S8, ep5) 12.10 AM Family Guy (S4, ep20)
7.00 Murder, She Wrote
Double-bill of the series in which Harry Hill narrates a selection of comic mishaps filmed by viewers.
man hopes to give his fiancée the wedding of her dreams – but is torn between the bride’s wishes and the laid-back influence of his best man.
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta PM Emmerdale Coronation Street Double-bill. Dinner Date From Wolverhampton. The Jeremy Kyle Show Triple-bill. Judge Rinder Series featuring real-
AM Movies Now Film news. George and Mildred Comedy. Heartbeat Rural drama series. Murder, She Wrote Crime drama. Where the Heart Is Rural drama. Judge Judy Triple-bill. Inspector Morse See 12.35am. PM Heartbeat See 5.55pm. Wild at Heart Drama series. Where the Heart Is Rural drama. Doctor at Large Medical comedy. On the Buses Comedy series. George and Mildred George trades his car in for a caravan. 5.55 Heartbeat An ex-con with a score to settle arrives in the village.
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Chris Kamara and Jerry Springer. M’T Two and a Half Men Double-bill of the comedy series. See 8.00pm. AM Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Record-breaking attempts. The Vampire Diaries (S7, ep2) The Hot Desk Kelly Clarkson.
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10.00 Law & Order: UK A man’s body is found in a hotel room and the detectives discover he owed his ex-wife thousands of pounds in unpaid child support. (S7, ep3)
11.00 Secret Smile 1 of 2. Thriller starring David Tennant and Kate Ashfield. A woman has an affair with a man who worms his way into her sister’s life. Concludes tomorrow. 12.35 AM Inspector Morse The Remorseful Day: The Oxford detective takes on his final case.
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AM Be Beautiful Make-up tips.
The Only Way Is Essex May the Best House Win 60 Minute Makeover PM The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Flipping Out Reality series. Real Housewives of Orange County The Millionaire Matchmaker Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Dinner Date From Manchester. The Millionaire Matchmaker
Patti Stanger seeks the services of a body-language expert. 8.00 Dinner Date From Edinburgh.
9.00
9.00 The Real Housewives of Atlanta Cynthia plans a surprise birthday party for Peter, while Kenya invites the housewives on a trip to Mexico.
10.00 The Real Housewives of Cheshire New edition Reality series. Ampika hosts a glamourous masquerade ball to celebrate her birthday.
11.00 11.50 12.45 5.50
The Only Way Is Essex The Jeremy Kyle Show USA AM Shopping to 6.00 AM Nightscreen
10.00 11.00 12.00
AM Gunsmoke Western.
The Professionals 7.45 Minder Magnum, PI 9.50 Gunsmoke The Professionals Action drama. The Sweeney 1.00 PM Minder Pawn Stars Double-bill of the series. Gunsmoke 4.00 Magnum, PI The Professionals Action drama. The Sweeney Crime drama series. Pawn Stars Double-bill of the series. Motorcycling Highlights of the MotoGP Valencia Grand Prix held at the Circuit Ricardo Tormo. The Chase: Celebrity Special With Andrea McLean, Robbie Savage, Jessica Taylor and Rory McGrath. Benidorm The Oracle is given the runaround from a blind date. German Football Bundesliga action, including Bayern Munich v Stuttgart. M’T Rugby Union Premiership action, including Exeter v Leicester. AM Motorsport UK Ax Men Documentary series.
1.00 2.00 2.50 Nightscreen 3.00 to 6.00 AM Shopping
9 November MONDAY Film4
E4
More4
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11.00 AM fTo Catch a Thief
8.55 10.00 11.05 11.25
7.00 7.20 8.10 9.00 10.00 11.00 1.00 2.00 3.00
AM Revenge (S3, ep17 of 22) Charmed Double-bill.
Howard is torn between Bernadette and his mother. (S4, ep16) 6.30 Sheldon decides to make some new friends. (S4, ep17)
7.00 Hollyoaks New episode Charlie confirms to Ben that he witnessed who killed Dr S’Avage. 7.30 2 Broke Girls Max and Caroline are arrested. (S4, ep11)
8.00 The Big Bang Theory Double-bill. Raj sees Emily on a date with another man. (S7, ep23) 8.30 Sheldon becomes upset about his career. (S7, ep24)
9.00 Made in Chelsea New edition 4 of 12. Tiff is in need of distraction and decides to throw all her efforts into working under Rosie, and Toff sets her sights on inventor Richard.
10.00 πScream Queens New episode 3 of 13. Grace and Zayday uncover a connection between two fellow students, and Dean Munsch appoints a new mascot.
11.00 Gogglebox Viewers’ give their 11.50 12.45 1.50 2.40 3.00 3.45 4.30 5.15
opinions on Comic Relief 2013. The Big Bang Theory Double-bill. AM Made in Chelsea As 9.00pm. Scream Queens See 10.00pm. 2 Broke Girls (S4, ep15) Supernatural (S10, ep4 of 23) The 100 (S2, ep3 of 16) Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (S1, ep17) to 6.00 AM Revenge (S3, ep17)
5USA
6.55 fSt Trinian’s 2: The
Legend of Fritton’s Gold
Comedy sequel. The mischievous schoolgirls hunt for buried treasure after learning their headmistress Miss Fritton is descended from pirates. Stars Rupert Everett, Colin Firth, David Tennant and Gemma Arteton. (2009, PG) ★★★
9.00 πfSlumdog
Millionaire Oscar-winning drama. An impoverished Indian teenager accused of cheating on a quiz show tells the police his eventful life story. Stars Dev Patel, Anil Kapoor, Freida Pinto and Irrfan Khan. (2008, 15) ★★★★★
11.25 fDouble Jeopardy Thriller. A woman seeks revenge on her husband for faking his death and framing her for murder – but a parole officer tries to stop her. Stars Ashley Judd. (1999, 15) ★★★ 1.30 to 4.00 AM fThe Cook,
the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover Offbeat drama starring Michael Gambon. (1989, 18) ★★★★
5★
Building the Dream Kirstie’s Vintage Gems fSea of Sand World War Two
adventure. Allied troops are sent behind enemy lines to blow up Rommel’s fuel dumps in Africa. Stars Richard Attenborough and John Gregson. (1958, U) ★★★ 1.25 PM Time Team Double-bill. 3.35 Walking Through History Tony Robinson explores the Lake District.
4.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Properties in Cape Coral, Florida.
5.45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Italy and Buckinghamshire.
6.50 Great Canal Journeys Timothy West and Prunella Scales head towards the West Country as they travel along the fully restored Kennet and Avon Canal.
9.00 Location, Location,
Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil
Extreme Fishing with Robson Green Ice Road Truckers American Pickers Traic Cops From Luton. Top Gear Double-bill. PM Storage Hunters UK Ice Road Truckers American Pickers Mike and Frank search for their biggest deal ever.
4.00 Top Gear The presenters compete in a vintage car rally. Plus, AC/DC singer Brian Johnson is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. 5.00 Red Bull X-Fighters Motocross. 6.00 Ice Road Truckers Series highlights.
7.00 Blackadder II Edmund embarks on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope. Guest stars Tom Baker. for 1,000 guineas has far-reaching consequences for Blackadder. Featuring guest star Chris Barrie.
8.20 Blackadder Goes Forth A stage show offers Blackadder a route out of the trenches.
9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News
Spencer are in south-west London, helping long-distance partners who are searching for a family home.
for You Alexander Armstrong guest hosts as Victoria Coren Mitchell and Joe Wilkinson join Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
10.00 24 Hours in A&E A seven-year-
10.00 QI XL Ross Noble, Kathy Lette,
old boy is brought in after falling from a tree, a 66-year-old man collapses at home and an eightyear-old is suffering from hay fever.
Sue Perkins and Alan Davies attempt to answer host Stephen Fry’s range of fiendish questions on the topic of ladies and gents.
11.05 24 Hours in A&E A 92-year-old is
11.00 Last Man on Earth New episode
admitted with breathing difficulties, while doctors fear a 25-year-old woman with a genetic disorder may have suffered a stroke. 12.10 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2 of 2. The Mill Street Bistro owner slips back into his old ways. 1.05 24 Hours in A&E Double-bill. 3.15 to 3.35 AM River Cottage Bites
Things become awkward among the Malibu survivors. (S2, ep7) 11.30 QI Comedy quiz series. With guests Jeremy Hardy and Dave Gorman. 12.10 AM Only Connect Quiz series.
Drama
Pick
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9.00 AM Neighbours 9.30 Home and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 12.00 NOON My Wife and Kids 1.00 PM Cowboy Builders Double-bill. 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Scrubs 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away New episode
7.10 AM Crusoe 8.00 Monarch of the Glen 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00 PM Goodnight Sweetheart 1.40 Steptoe and Son 2.20 Birds of a Feather Comedy series. 3.00 Monarch of the Glen Drama. 4.00 Bergerac Crime drama series. 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Steptoe and Son Comedy series. 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 7.20 Goodnight Sweetheart Comedy
6.00 8.00 9.00 10.30 11.30 12.30 2.00 3.00
in a disused restaurant. (S4, ep15)
9.00 NCIS: New Orleans Sebastian and Wade are held hostage. (S1, ep20)
10.00 NCIS Double-bill. A bomb disposal expert shoots an intruder. (S8, ep3)
11.00 The team investigates the murder of a petty officer. (S8, ep4)
11.55 CSI: NY Crime drama. Two bodies are found in a reputedly haunted area of Central Park. (S7, ep8) 12.55 AM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Double-bill of the crime drama series. (S7, ep11) 1.55 (S8, ep7) 2.55 to 3.00 AM Access Showbiz news.
series. The doctors must deal with the subject of bereavement.
8.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole Immigrants claiming welfare to support their families back home.
9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away
series. Gary thinks his godson has found the route back to 1942.
High Court Enforcement Agents are involved in a brothel eviction.
10.00 Benefits: 26 Kids & Claiming 11.00 fPlanet of the Apes Sci-fi adventure remake starring Mark Wahlberg. (2001, 12) ★★★ 1.25 AM Eye Candy New episode Last in the series. (S1, ep10 of 10) 2.15 My Wife and Kids (S4, ep9) 2.50 to 3.00 AM Access Showbiz news.
6ixth Sense with Colin Fry The Jerry Springer Show 60 Minute Makeover Motorway Patrol Double-bill. PM The Jerry Springer Show UK Border Force Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Double-bill. 4.00 Road Wars 6.00 The Dog Whisperer 7.00 Monkey Life Double-bill. 8.00 Stargate Atlantis The Ancient city goes into lockdown. (S4, ep13)
9.00 24: Live Another Day Margot takes drastic action. (S9, ep7 of 12)
8.00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries
10.00 11.20 12.00 1.00 3.00
A Cry for Justice: Feature-length episode. Havers goes undercover after a murder at an exclusive club. New Tricks A painting in the Queen’s private collection is found to be a fake. With guest star Anthony Head. Birds of a Feather Comedy series. The girls decide their aunt’s fate. M’T The Bill Police drama. AM The Inspector Lynley Mysteries to 4.00 AM Garden Makers
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
AM Sunrise 7.00 Most Haunted
10.00 Criminal Minds A bomb explodes in a vehicle in New York. (S4, ep1)
11.00 Murder Book Two women are 12.00 1.00 3.00 5.00
PRIME-TIME
secret launch codes. (S4, ep14)
8.00 A sailor’s body is discovered
Kat learns about Nate and Ricky.
10 PM
With guest host Jack Dee.
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7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Medical
9
PM
1.30 Mock the Week With Andy Parsons. 2.10 to 4.00 AM Suits Double-bill.
7.00 7.50 9.00 10.45 11.55 2.10 4.00 5.00 6.00 7.00
Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Murder 101: Locked Room Mystery Access 10.55 Diagnosis Murder Access 12.10 PM NCIS Double-bill. Mystery Woman Crime drama. NCIS: Los Angeles (S1, ep16 of 24) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: NY (S8, ep1) 6.55 Access NCIS An arms dealer steals some
8
PM
12.50 Have I Got a Bit More News for You
FV 21 Sky 174 Freesat 129 Virgin 153
AM Diagnosis Murder
7
7.40 Blackadder the Third A wager PM
7.55 Grand Designs Revisited Kevin McCloud catches up with a couple who built a home containing a sauna, spa, dance floor and DJ booth on a small plot in London.
AM Flip Men
MONDAY
Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement Double-bill. Melissa & Joey Double-bill. Charmed Double-bill. PM How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory Double-bill. Melissa & Joey Double-bill. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (S1, ep17) How I Met Your Mother Double-bill. The Big Bang Theory Double-bill.
Romantic comedy thriller starring Cary Grant. (1955, PG) ★★★★ 1.10 PM fDestination Gobi War adventure starring Richard Widmark. (1953, U) ★★★ 3.00 fFace of a Fugitive Western drama. A man wrongly accused of murder tries to make a fresh start in a Mexican border town. Stars Fred MacMurray. (1958, U) ★★ 4.40 fAces High World War One drama. A rookie pilot discovers his commander has turned to alcohol. Stars Malcolm McDowell and Simon Ward. (1976, PG) ★★
AM Phil: Secret Agent Down Under
killed on the same dirt road. M’T Most Daring Clips series. AM Road Wars 2.00 Sexcetera
Most Shocking 4.00 Most Haunted to 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
more freeview 55
TV FREEVIEW
Yesterday
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6.00 AM The Waltons 7.00 Little House on the Prairie 8.00 The Waltons Double-bill. 10.00 A Holiday for Love
6.00 AM Total Fishing with Matt 6.00 AM One Born: Hayes 6.20 Wet Nets What Happened Next? 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 How It’s Made Double-bill. 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Put Your Money Where 9.00 Escape to the Country Your Mouth Is Sussex. 10.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 10.00 Salvage Squad 11.00 Ghost Adventures 11.00 Auto Trader Double-bill. 1.00 PM DIY SOS: The Big Build 12.00 NOON Extreme 2.00 Escape to the Country A couple search for a Engineering Trump Tower. rural home in Devon. 1.00 PM How Do They Do It? 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Border Patrol Double-bill. 4.00 Put Your Money Where 5.00 Helicopter Heroes The team is scrambled Your Mouth Is From Caen. to a rush-hour crash. 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 6.00 Homes Under the Hammer
AM The Re-Inventors
The Story of Wales Cash in the Attic Antiques Roadshow Drama. (1996, U) ★★★ Deep Wreck Mysteries Narrow Escapes of World 12.00 NOON Little House on the War Two The Amiens Raid. Prairie Rural drama. World War II: The Last 1.00 PM A Grandpa Heroes Remagen. for Christmas Festive comedy starring Ernest NOON Time Team Special Borgnine. (2007, U) ★★★ PM Secrets of the Bible Deep Wreck Mysteries 3.00 Christmas in Canaan Festive family Raiders of the Lost Past drama starring Billy Ray Time Team The More. Cyrus. (2009, PG) ★★★ Timewatch Princess Spy. History’s Ultimate Spies 5.00 Highway to Heaven Thomas Cromwell. 6.00 Touched by an Angel
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f
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7.00 Perfect Storms:
7.00 M*A*S*H Double-bill.
Disasters That Changed the World
Hawkeye and BJ have trouble sleeping. (S11, ep11) 7.30 Margaret develops laryngitis. (S11, ep12)
The effects of the Russian winter of 1941-1942.
πn
The Waterloo Dead
8 PM
8.00 The Avengers Steed and Tara follow a chain of couriers carrying a large payoff for a traitor within the government.
Investigating the Battle of Waterloo in 1815, one of history’s greatest conflicts.
9.00 Inside the Court
9.00
of Henry VIII
10.00 Prince Eddy: The
King We Never Had
Profile of Victorian royal Prince Albert Victor, known as ‘Eddy’ to friends.
The wreck of HMS Audacious 14 miles off the coast of Northern Ireland. 12.00 M’T Time Team Exploring the Manor of the More.
11.00
fHaunting Sarah Supernatural thriller. A six-year-old girl claims that she is in touch with her dead cousin. Stars Kim Raver. (2005, 12) ★★
f
1.00 AM Wainwright Walks 2.00 to 3.00 AM Bullets, Boots and Bandages: How to Really Win at War
2.00 to 4.00 AM A Date with Darkness
Movie Mix
Challenge
FV 32 Sky 185 Freesat 143
10.00 AM
fStranded Thriller
Legal drama. Stars Jason Gedrick. (2003, 15) ★★
FV 46 Sky 145 Freesat 145 Virgin 139 6.00 AM Deal or No Deal
7.30 8.00 12.00 NOON Highway to Heaven 9.55 Triple-bill of the series. 10.55 3.00 PM Santa’s Summer 11.25 House Comedy starring 11.55 Gary Daniels and Cynthia 1.00 Rothrock. (2012, PG) ★★ 3.00 5.00 K9 Christmas 4.00 Adventure starring Ariana 5.00 Bagley. (2013, U) ★★★ 6.00 7.00 The Shadow Riders 7.00 Western starring Tom 9.00 starring Michael Dudikoff and Ice-T. (2001, 15) ★★
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PRIME-TIME
fUnlikely
Suspects Thriller. A cheerleader sues her college team’s star player for sexual harassment. Stars Shanna Reed, Sarah Chalke and Lochlyn Munro. (1996, 15) ★★
Documentary profiling the part-Renaissance prince, part-medieval tyrant.
11.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries
f
9.00
11.05
Selleck. (1982, PG) ★★★★
ƒForce
of Execution Gangster
thriller. An assassination attempt results in a gang war between a crime boss and his rival. Stars Steven Seagal. (2013, 15) ★★★
fGhosts of Mars
Sci-fi thriller starring Natasha Henstridge and Ice Cube. (2001, 15) ★★★
1.00 AM Highway to Heaven 4.00 to 6.00 AM Providence
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10 PM
Really
6.05 6.30 7.15 8.00 9.00 10.00
12.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 6.00
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Quest
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11.00
7 PM
True Ent
10.40
11.40 12.50 1.20 1.50 3.40 4.05 5.00
TSkyV1 SKY,
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What’s on
7.00 Salvage Hunters
7.00 Escape to the
8.00 DIY SOS: The Big
the team visit a home in West Sussex that was left a wreck by rogue builders.
9.00 DIY SOS: The Big
the team adapt the home of an ex-paratrooper who struggles to walk unaided.
10.00 Born to Kill A profile of Washington snipers John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo, who brought panic to the streets in 2002.
11.00 How It’s Made Double-bill.
11.00 I Survived Evil A woman Bottle tops and chocolate. from Georgia whose daughter was strangled. 11.30 A look at honey, fibre optics and bricks. 12.00 M’T Cold Justice
Double-bill of the series.
2.00 AM Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is From Caen. 3.00 Scrapheap Challenge 5.00 to 6.00 AM Salvage Squad
1.00 2.00 4.00 4.45 5.35
AM Paranormal Witness
Home Shopping Rescue: Code One Wife Swap USA to 6.00 AM Medical Emergency
CBS Reality
CBS Drama
FV 66 Sky 146 Freesat 135 Virgin 148 9.00 AM Medical Detectives
FV 74 Sky 149 Freesat 134 Virgin 197 8.00 AM Knots Landing
Bullseye Darts-based quiz. 10.00 Hoarders See 3.00pm. Pointless Double-bill. 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries Catchphrase Game show. 12.00 NOON Medical Detectives Strike It Lucky Game show. 1.00 PM Judge Judy Bullseye Darts-based quiz. 3.00 Hoarders Two hoarders whose addictions have The Million Pound Drop started to ruin their lives. PM Pointless Double-bill. Fifteen to One Double-bill. 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries Ninja Warrior Double-bill. 5.00 Judge Judy Court cases. Fort Boyard Game show. 7.00 Cops: Reloaded Robot Wars Game show. 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery Pointless Double-bill. 9.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved Claudia Lawrence case. The Million Pound Drop Big-money quiz series 10.00 Killer Doctors on Death hosted by Davina McCall. Row Exploring the dark motives of some Classic Who Wants medical professionals. to Be a Millionaire? Big-money quiz series 11.00 Medical Detectives hosted by Chris Tarrant. 12.00 M’T I Survived Bullseye Double-bill of the 1.00 AM Donal MacIntyre: quiz hosted by Jim Bowen. Unsolved See 9.00pm. AM Family Fortunes 2.00 Killer Doctors on Death Row Wheel of Fortune 3.00 Shopping Pointless Double-bill. 3.30 World’s Wildest Police Videos Real-life crimes. Ninja Warrior Fort Boyard 4.20 Heir Hunters to 6.00 AM Fifteen to One 5.10 to 6.00 AM Cheaters
10.00 11.00 12.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
Matlock (S5, ep10) The District (S3, ep5) NOON Judge Judy PM Taxi Double-bill. The High Chaparral
John Cannon attempts to acquire cattle. (S1, ep7) Matlock (S5, ep11) Judge Judy Court cases. The District Mannion brings a killer to justice. Knots Landing Double-bill. Judge Judy Double-bill.
6.00 8.00 9.00 Playing the Field 10.05 10.40 11.15 11.50 12.40 1.15 1.50 2.25 3.10 4.00
Passions are aroused between Scott and Holly. Sex and the City (S1, ep2) Californication (S2, ep2) Nurse Jackie (S2, ep2) Jerry Springer Talk show. AM Sex and the City
Californication (S2, ep2) Nurse Jackie (S2, ep2) Jerry Springer Talk show. Beverly Hills 90210 to 5.00 AM The High Chaparral
AM The Dog Whisperer
Monkey Life Double-bill. RSPCA Animal Rescue Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie Documentary. Hawaii Five-0 Double-bill. NOON NCIS: Los Angeles PM Hawaii Five-0 (S2, ep15) 2.00 (S2, ep16) Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie Documentary. Futurama Double-bill. Modern Family (S5, ep16) Futurama Double-bill. The Simpsons Triple-bill. The family moves to an idyllic new community.
7.00 The Simpsons Homer returns a changed man from a nuclear convention. 7.30 Another trio of spooky Halloween stories.
8.00
πThe Muppets New episode Post-work drinks escalate. (S1, ep4)
8.30 Modern Family New episode (S7, ep4)
9.00
Build Nick Knowles and
The midpoint of the season looms, and harsh weather makes the fishermen’s task even more perilous.
12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives
4.00 5.00 5.30 6.30
Build Nick Knowles and
thawing snow threaten to flood the mine, and Jack puts his life on the line when there is a cave-in.
10.00 Deadliest Catch
3.00
a budget of £700,000 hope to find a secluded period property in rural Devon.
a free-standing 1950s diner makes some heavy demands for an aquarium to match the decor.
9.00 Gold Rush Rain and
10.00 12.00 1.00
Country A couple with
Drew Pritchard scours sites around the UK for potentially valuable scrap items and remnants.
8.00 Tanked The owner of
Sky 106 Virgin 110/HD 109
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00
πTrollied New
episode Gavin sends spies into Lauda. (S5, ep2 of 8)
9.30
πAfter Hours
New episode (S1, ep2 of 6)
10.00 Bring the Noise 3 of 8. Music-based comedy quiz hosted by Ricky Wilson. With guests Melanie C, Laurence Fox and Foxes.
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Leon Vance has disturbing news for Hetty. (S6, ep3)
12.00 M’T Hawaii Five-0 (S2, ep7) 1.00 AM (S2, ep8) 2.00 Legends (S1, ep1 of 10) 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize 4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 to 6.00 AM UK Border Force
ITV Encore Sky 123
6.00 AM The Encore Hour 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 10.00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes The Empty House. 11.10 Heartbeat Rural drama. 12.10 PM Peak Practice 1.10 Robin of Sherwood 2.25 The Chief Crime drama. 3.20 Heartbeat Rural drama. 4.20 Upstairs, Downstairs 5.30 The Return of Sherlock Holmes The Priory School. 6.45 Poirot The Disappearance of Mr Davenheim: A banker goes missing. 7.55 Poirot Peril at End House: Part One. Poirot meets an accident-prone woman. 9.00 Scott & Bailey Double-bill. The body count rises. 10.00 Scott & Bailey A resident dies at a care home.
11.00 The Great Fire 12.05 AM Band of Gold 1.15 At Home with the Braithwaites 2.15 Kingdom Drama. 3.10 The Bletchley Circle 4.00 to 6.00 AM Encore Hour
VIRGIN & BT Sky Living
Sky 107 Virgin 112/HD 111
Sky 108
AM UK Border Force
6.00 AM Seinfeld Back-to-back
Nothing to Declare Chopper Squad RSPCA Animal Rescue UK Border Force Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA New edition Trainer Chris sets some tough goals for Jami.
12.00 NOON Chicago Fire 1.00 PM Criminal Minds
Double-bill of the drama.
3.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Double-bill. (S4, ep7) 4.00 (S4, ep8) 5.00 Customs UK Double-bill. 6.00 Nothing to Declare
7.00 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia An Adelaide
student’s backpack is found in a shop. (S4, ep4)
7.00 Cold Case Rush begins
8.00 Blue Bloods Jackie and
9.00 Criminal Minds New
9.00 Mr Sloane Comedy set
10.00 Stalker Jack and Beth
in 1969 about a man who starts a new career as a teacher. Stars Nick Frost and Olivia Colman.
10.00 The Leftovers
11.00 Criminal Minds (S8, ep10) 12.00 M’T CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S2, ep3) 1.00 AM (S2, ep4) 1.50 Bones Double-bill. 3.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S4, ep6) 4.20 The Real A&E 5.10 to 6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
11.15 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver New edition 11.50 Rosie O’Donnell: A Heartfelt Standup 1.10 AM Without a Trace 2.05 Curb Your Enthusiasm 3.15 Vegas (S1, ep2) 4.10 Star Trek: Enterprise 5.05 to 6.00 AM Kingdom of Plants
Alibi
Discovery
Sky 132 Virgin 130/HD 200
7.10 8.00 10.00 11.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 5.00
AM Diagnosis Murder
Murdoch Mysteries Sue Thomas: FB Eye Rizzoli & Isles Double-bill. PM Murdoch Mysteries Sue Thomas: FB Eye Rizzoli & Isles Double-bill. Castle Double-bill. The
author investigates a theft from a museum. (S4, ep5) 6.00 A ghost hunter is murdered. (S4, ep6) 7.00 Father Brown The priest investigates when a man is discovered hanged.
8.00 Inspector George Gently
n
3.00 4.00 5.00 6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00
AM How It’s Made
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor Railroad Alaska Fast N’ Loud Double-bill. Wheeler Dealers PM Alaska: The Last Frontier Double-bill. Alaskan Bush People Gold Divers Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition Fast N’ Loud Wheeler Dealers Fat N’ Furious: Rolling Thunder Ford Mustang. Fast N’ Loud New edition
6.00 AM How It’s Made
AM Real Rescues
Picks of the day
Hart of Dixie (S2, ep2) MasterChef Australia Tipping Point Quiz. The Bill See 4.00pm. Humble Pie NOON MasterChef Australia Culinary contest. 1.00 PM Tipping Point Quiz. 2.00 CSI: NY Double-bill. 4.00 The Bill Nick and Phil come to blows in a safe house.
5.00 Cops Uncut 5.30 CSI: NY A poker host
is murdered. (S2, ep 8) 6.30 The owner of a doll shop is killed. (S2, ep 9)
7.30 MasterChef Australia New edition Aspiring Australian chefs take part in culinary challenges.
Muppets Sky 1, 8.00pm Miss Piggy’s post-work drinks lead to an epic night for the gang when they run into Ed Helms
8.00 The Vicar of Dibley First-ever episode. The villagers of Dibley discover their new vicar is a woman. 8.40 The Songs of Praise crew visits the village.
9.20 Only Fools and
9.00 Honey I Bought the
House New edition A couple is given £15,000 for a deposit and three weeks to find a new home.
Horses Rodney and
Mickey are commissioned to make a community film.
10.00 Legends of Stand-Up 10.00
& Bernard Righton
11.00 The Interviews Profile of Spike Milligan.
12.00 M’T French and Saunders Featuring a spoof of Gone with the Wind. 12.40 AM Cheers Double-bill. 1.40 Yes Minister Comedy. 2.20 Extras Comedy series.
3.00 French and Saunders 3.30 to 4.00 AM Yes Minister
Universal
5.00 to 6.00 AM Boston Legal
Tim Sutherland uncovers some surprising secrets about one of history’s greatest military battles
Fox Sky 124 Virgin 157/HD 199
8.00 AM Leverage (S5, ep8) Shopping 9.00 Monk (S3, ep16) Boston Legal (S5, ep11) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S6, ep8) In Plain Sight (S4, ep10) Sea Patrol (S3, ep5) 11.00 The Mentalist (S4, ep12) CSI: Miami (S1, ep3) 1.00 PM NCIS Double-bill. NOON NCIS Double-bill. 3.00 Leverage (S5, ep9 of 15) PM Law & Order (S12, ep21) 4.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S6, ep6) In Plain Sight (S4, ep11) Numb3rs (S3, ep14) 5.00 The Mentalist Double-bill of the US crime drama. Sea Patrol (S3, ep5) (S4, ep13) 6.00 (S4, ep14) CSI: Miami (S1, ep9) NCIS Double-bill. An old 7.00 NCIS A DJ and a naval
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
Yesterday, 8.00pm
is also a ghost. (S1, ep9)
AM Numb3rs (S3, ep13)
friend of Gibbs claims he is being framed. (S6, ep3) 8.00 NCIS A marine is found murdered. (S6, ep4) 9.00 Major Crimes New episode A gang appears on the team’s radar. (S4, ep10)
The Waterloo Dead
12.30 AM CSI: NY (S2, ep 8) 1.30 AM (S2, ep 9) 2.15 to 3.00 AM Being Human USA Sally discovers a friend
Sky 113 Virgin 137
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 10.00 11.00 12.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 6.00 7.00
new
fTrue Romance
Crime thriller. A naive newlywed couple go on the run from mobsters pursuing a $5million stash of cocaine. Stars Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Brad Pitt and Samuel L Jackson. (1993, 18) ★★★★
New edition Last in the series celebrating the world’s best comedians.
The Lost Child: Crime Richard heads to Houston drama series. When the to check out Gas Monkey’s adopted child of a middletop fuel NHRA dragster. class couple is kidnapped, 10.00 Fast N’ Loud Demolition suspicion immediately falls Theatre: Outlaw Overdrive 10.00 Law & Order: Special upon the natural mother. Victims Unit (S8, ep15) 11.00 Street Outlaws 10.00 Father Brown As 7.00pm. 12.00 M’T Fat N’ Furious 1.00 AM 11.00 (S8, ep16) 12.00 M’T 11.00 Castle As 5.00pm. Fast N’ Loud 2.00 Fast N’ (S17, ep4) 1.00 AM (S8, ep17) Loud Demolition Theatre 1.00 AM Murdoch Mysteries 2.00 Law & Order (S12, ep22) Double-bill of the series. 3.00 Street Outlaws 3.00 Numb3rs (S3, ep14) 3.00 to 4.00 AM 3.50 Fat N’ Furious 4.40 to 4.00 Quincy ME (S4, ep4)
Republic of Doyle
Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191
6.15 7.00 8.00 9.00 10.00 11.00 12.00
attends an auction, while a woman appears obsessed with marrying Daddy.
Sky 520 Virgin 250/HD 251
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 11.00 1.00
a fancy to a backpacker.
The Green Green Grass
Appearances Hyacinth
New episode Mystery drama series starring Justin Theroux. (S2, ep6)
attempt to track down a stalker who terrorises his victims by playing on their phobias. (S1, ep4)
I Dream of Jeannie ’Allo ’Allo! Comedy. Last of the Summer Wine Cheers (S1, ep16) Bewitched Comedy. NOON My Family PM The Green Green Grass ’Allo ’Allo! Comedy. The Two Ronnies Harry Hill’s TV Burp Last of the Summer Wine My Family Janey takes
7.20 Keeping Up
Danny put their investigation into the murder of a bride on hold to protect an unpopular president. (S3, ep4)
episode Three employees are killed during a robbery at a restaurant in Las Vegas. (S11, ep4 of 22)
AM Bewitched Comedy.
Marlene allows Boycie to buy cows for the farm.
an investigation into a woman’s murder, which has remained unsolved for 30 years. (S1, ep1)
found in the laundry of a high-end hotel – with all the evidence seemingly washed away. (S1, ep11)
Watch Sky 110 Virgin 126
7.00 episodes of the comedy. 7.25 8.00 Stargate Atlantis (S5, ep15) 7.50 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9.00 10.00 The West Wing (S1, ep5) 11.00 11.00 Networks of Power with 11.30 Sir Christopher Meyer 12.00 12.00 NOON Without a Trace 12.40 1.00 PM Blue Bloods (S3, ep3) 1.20 2.00 Stargate Atlantis (S5, ep16) 2.40 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 3.30 4.00 David Attenborough’s 4.00 Kingdom of Plants 6.00 5.00 The West Wing (S1, ep6) 6.00 Without a Trace A missing 6.40
couple attempt to remain calm under pressure to impress the judges.
8.00 Elementary A body is
GOLD
MONDAY
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 10.00 11.00
Sky Atlantic
9 November MONDAY
Trollied Sky 1, 9.00pm With customer numbers dwindling Gavin decides to send a team of spies into rival supermarket Lauda
officer are killed. (S8, ep5)
8.00 NCIS Abby becomes
personally involved in a murder case. (S8, ep6) 9.00 The Walking Dead New episode Setbacks have an impact on morale for the local citizens. (S6, ep5) 10.00 Talking Dead New edition
10.50 11.50 12.40 2.50 3.25 4.00
The Walking Dead Talking Dead AM The Walking Dead Louie (S1, ep2 of 13) Eastbound & Down to 5.00 AM American Dad!
After Hours Sky 1, 9.30pm Willow is delighted when Ollie and Lauren give him an chance to win back his ex-girlfriend, Jasmine
57
SPORT 7.30 8.00 9.00 10.30 11.30
Sky 402 Virgin 512/HD 502 AM Cricket’s Greatest Allan Border.
Goals on Sunday Football Premier League highlights. Boxing Smith v Fielding. Spanish Football La Liga action.
12.00 NOON Darts Highlights from day two of the Grand Slam of Darts.
3.30
PM Darts Gold Ronnie Baxter
Picks of TV the day
What’s on
Sky 403 Virgin 513/HD 503
6.00 AM The Sky Sports Years 7.00 Darts Day two of the Grand Slam of Darts at Wolverhampton Civic Hall. 10.45 Darts Gold Archive action.
12.00 NOON Sportswomen of the Year Awards Highlights of the event. 1.00 PM American Football Highlights
v Rod Harrington and Phil Taylor v Raymond van Barneveld.
4.00 4.30 5.00 6.00 7.00
Game Changers Fantasy Football Club Best of Soccer AM Highlights. Football Football League. lDarts Coverage of the
evening session on day three of the Grand Slam of Darts staged at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring further matches in the group stage. 11.00 Football MLS highlights. 12.00 M’T Football Gold Archive action.
12.15 AM NFL Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals Pre-season preparations. 1.15 lAmerican Football San Diego Chargers v Chicago Bears. Coverage of the NFL interconference game at the Qualcomm Stadium, kick-off 1.30am. 4.30 Football Gold Memorable matches.
5.00 to 6.00 AM Darts Gold Sky 404 Virgin 514/HD 504
4.00
AM lCricket
India v South Africa. The final day of the first Test at the Punjab Cricket Association Stadium in Mohali. 11.30 NOON Cricket The fifth and final day of the first Test between Australia and New Zealand from Brisbane. 12.30 PM Cricket’s Greatest.
1.00 The Sky Sports Years 2.00 Sportswomen of the Year Awards Highlights of the event. 3.00 Boxing The bout between
Callum Smith and Rocky Fielding.
4.00 4.30 6.30 7.00
WWE From the Vault WWE: Raw Wrestling action. French Rugby Union Top 14. American Football
Carolina Panthers v Green Bay Packers, Indianapolis Colts v Denver Broncos and Dallas Cowboys v Philadelphia Eagles. 10.00 Boxing See 3.00pm.
11.00 WWE: Late Night – Raw
12.00 M’T WWE From the Vault 12.30 AM Rugby Union Top 14 highlights. 1.00 AM lWWE: Late Night –Raw Wrestling coverage from the US.
4.15 WWE From the Vault 4.45 WWE Slam City Animated series. 5.00 to 6.00 AM Time of Our Lives
5.00 6.00
of Carolina Panthers v Green Bay Packers, Indianapolis Colts v Denver Broncos and Dallas Cowboys v Philadelphia Eagles. Cricket The fifth and final day of the first Test between Australia and New Zealand from Brisbane. Cricket The final day of the fourth Test match between India and South Africa staged in Mohali.
7.00 Sportswomen of the Year Awards Highlights of the event. 8.00 Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 9.00 Cricket India v South Africa. 10.00 Spanish Football La Liga action. 11.00 Sportswomen of the Year Awards Highlights of the event.
12.00 M’T SPFL Round-Up Scottish football. 12.30 AM Darts Gold Colin Lloyd v John Part and Phil Taylor v Adrian Lewis.
1.00 Darts Day three at the Grand Slam of Darts held in Wolverhampton.
5.00 to 6.00 AM Football Gold
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 10.00 10.30
Sky 413 Virgin 531/HD 527 AM Football Didcot Town v Exeter City.
Premier League Review Football Ross County v Celtic. Premier League Review Football Champions League. Football Bournemouth v Newcastle United staged at Dean Court.
12.00 NOON Football Tonight 12.30 PM Premier League Review 1.30 European Football Show 3.30 Football Champions League. 4.30 French Football Ligue 1. 5.30 German Football Bundesliga. 6.30 SPFL Highlights Scottish football. 7.00 Motorsport Blancpain Series. 8.00 Rugby Tonight Live A round-up of the best rugby union action. @ The Academy Young stars.
9.30 9.45 The Action Woman Show 10.00 Global Goals Football highlights. 10.30 ESPN Classic Boxing Mike
Sacramento Kings v San Antonio Spurs. The NBA match held at the Sleep Train Arena, tip-off 3.00am. 5.30 to 6.00 AM Road to Rio Olympics.
Sky 414 Virgin 533/HD 529
6.00 AM German Football The weekend’s Bundesliga highlights, including Hannover v Hertha Berlin, Bayern Munich v VfB Stuttgart, Bayer Leverkusen v Cologne, Borussia Mönchengladbach v Ingolstadt and Hoffenheim v Eintracht Frankfurt.
v Philadelphia Eagles, Indianapolis Colts v Denver Broncos and Carolina Panthers v Green Bay Packers.
12.00 NOON Dutch Football
Feyenoord v Ajax in the Eredivisie.
The outlaw fox and his band of men battle dastardly Prince John by stealing form the rich and giving it to the poor
Tyson’s rise to the top of the sport.
Sky 406 Virgin 516/HD 506
4.00 to 6.00 AM Dutch Football
Sky Movies Disney, 5.10pm
12.30 AM Motorsport Blancpain Series. 1.30 Rugby Tonight See 8.00pm. 3.00 lBasketball
6.00 AM Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 American Football Dallas Cowboys
PSV Eindhoven v FC Utrecht. 2.00 PM Football Highlights from recent Major League Soccer matches. 4.00 Dutch Football The Eredivisie match between Feyenoord and Ajax held at the De Kuip Stadion. 6.00 Football Recent MLS highlights. 7.00 Spanish Football Sevilla v Real Madrid and Barcelona v Villarreal. 7.30 Dutch Football The Eredivisie matches between PSV Eindhoven and FC Utrecht at the Philips Stadion, and Feyenoord v Ajax staged at the De Kuip Stadion. 11.00 Football Highlights of England’s Euro 2016 Group E qualifier against Estonia, at Wembley Stadium. 12.00 M’T Dutch Football A chance to see the Eredivisie match between PSV Eindhoven and FC Utrecht, which was staged at the Philips Stadion. 2.00 AM Football MLS action.
Robin Hood
12.00 NOON German Football
5.15 5.45
Transformers: Age of Extinction SM Sci-Fi/Horror, 9.00pm Mark Wahlberg takes aim in this sequel
Further highlights from the Bundesliga, featuring Mainz v Wolfsburg, Darmstadt v Hamburg, Borussia Dortmund v Schalke and Augsburg v Werder Bremen. PM Football Champions League. Swiss Football Highlights of Basel v Grasshoppers held at St Jakob-Park in the Super League.
7.15 lGerman Football St Pauli v Fortuna Düsseldorf. The Bundesliga 2 match from the Millerntor-Stadion, kick-off 7.15pm.
9.15 Portuguese Football Highlights of FC Porto v Vitória Setúbal and FC Arouca v Sporting Lisbon in the Primeira Liga. 11.45 Global Goals Football action. 12.00 M’T German Football Further Bundesliga action, including Bayer Leverkusen v Cologne.
Wild Sky Movies Premiere, 10.15pm Reese Witherspoon sets off on a solo trek along America’s 1,000-mile Pacific Crest Trail in this fact-based drama
5.30 to 6.00 AM SPFL Highlights
TV Sport
What’s on
Sky 405 Virgin 515/HD 505
6.00 AM Golf The 2005 FBR Open. 7.00 WWE: Raw Wrestling action. 8.00 Golf HSBC Champions.
1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00
Sky 410 Virgin 523/HD 521
7.30 AM Archery The World Cup final. 8.00 Triathlon Challenge Weymouth. 9.00 Cricket The third and final ODI
between Sri Lanka and West Indies. PM Sporting Greats 12.00 NOON Tennis Highlights of the WTA Sporting Heroes Fed Cup semi-final match between Golf HSBC Champions. the Czech Republic and France Sporting Greats held at the Cez Arena in Ostrava. Sporting Heroes Roger Bannister. 1.15 PM lCricket Golf NBO Golf Classic Grand Final. Sri Lanka v West Indies. Coverage Golf Championship of Derbyshire. of the first T20 game in the twoGolf HSBC Champions. match series comes from Pallekele. Golf The PGA Sanderson Farms 5.00 Triathlon Action from the recent Championship in Mississippi. Para Tri event staged in Windsor. 10.00 Golf Championship of Derbyshire. 5.30 Figure Skating Cup of China. 11.00 Golf Panasonic Open. 7.30 Cycling Action from the Kuurne12.00 M’T Golf HSBC Champions.
1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
58
AM Golf See 9.00pm.
Golf Championship of Derbyshire. Golf Panasonic Open. Golf Championship of Derbyshire. to 6.00 AM Golf The 2005 FBR Open.
Brussels-Kuurne meeting in Belgium. 8.30 Cycling The Milan-San Remo. 9.30 Motorcycling MotoAmerica action from Austin, Braselton and Virginia. 12.30 to 12.50 AM Racing Recent meetings.
Sky 417 Virgin 532/HD 528
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00
AM Squash The Qatar Classic. Motorcycling MotoGP Valencia. MotoGP Chequered Flag Rugby Union Premiership highlights,
pick
featuring Northampton Saints v Saracens and Wasps v Gloucester.
12.00 NOON Australian Football 2.00 PM Brazilian Football Brasileiro. 3.30 Basketball Cleveland Cavaliers v Indiana Pacers in the NBA.
5.00 NBA Inside Stuf Basketball. 6.00 Football Action from the opening round of this year’s FA Cup.
7.00 lFootball FC United v Chesterfield. The FA Cup first-round match from Broadhurst Park, kick-off 7.45pm.
10.00 Football’s Cult Heroes 10.30 The Action Woman Show 10.45 Australian Football A-League. 4.15 to 6.00 AM Snow Unleashed
DARTS GRAND SLAM
Grand Slam of Darts Sky Sports 1, 7.00pm Martin Adams makes his debut in the tournament this year, which continues on day three in Wolverhampton with more matches from the group stage.
SKY/VIRGIN MOVIES 9 November MONDAY Premiere
Comedy
Sky 301 Virgin 401/HD 431 6.00 AM Assassin See 12.25am.
8.00 Wild As 10.15pm. 10.15 Jingle All the Way 2 See 6.15pm.
PRIME-TIME
adventure. (2014, 15) ★ 2.00 PM Assassin See 12.25am. 4.00 American Sniper As 8.00pm. 6.15 Jingle All the Way 2 Festive comedy starring Larry the Cable Guy. (2014, U) ★
8.00 American Sniper
10.15
Biopic of US Navy Seal sniper Chris Kyle. Stars Bradley Cooper and Sienna Miller. (2014, 15) ★★★★ πWild Fact-based drama. A woman embarks on a 1,000-mile solo trek. Stars Reese Witherspoon. (2014, 15) ★★★★
12.25 AM Assassin Thriller starring Danny Dyer. (2014, 15) ★
1.55 Let Us Prey Horror. (2014, 18) ★★★ 3.30 to 5.30 AM Extinction As 12.00noon.
Christmas
2.00 4.15
PRIME-TIME
6.10
comedy. (1942, U, b&w) ★★★★★ 8.25 Pete’s Christmas See 12.25am. Jack Frost As 6.10pm. 11.50 Batman Returns As 8.00pm. PM Die Hard See 10.10pm. Almost Christmas Festive comedy. (2013, 15) ★★★ Jack Frost Fantasy starring Michael Keaton. (1998) ★
8.00 Batman Returns Comic-
10.10
book adventure sequel. The caped crusader combats a trio of fiendish villains. Stars Michael Keaton. (1992, 12) ★★★★ Die Hard Action thriller. A cop tackles a gang of terrorists. Stars Bruce Willis. (1988, 15) ★★★★★
12.25 AM Pete’s Christmas Fantasy. (2013) ★★ 2.05 Holy Night!
8.00 American Pie Comedy.
9.45
A group of friends tries to gain more experience of the opposite sex. Stars Jason Biggs. (1999, 15) ★★★★ Last Vegas Comedy. Four sixtysomething friends embark on a trip to Las Vegas. Stars Michael Douglas. (2013, 12) ★★★
11.35 Fading Gigolo (2013) ★★★ 1.10 AM The Hooligan Factory (2014) ★★ 2.45 The Hottie & the Nottie ★★ 4.20 to 6.15 AM Young Frankenstein Sky 305 Virgin 405/HD 435 6.00 AM Robin Hood ★★★★
Thriller. (2013, 12) ★★★
drama. (1976, 15) ★★★★★
12.30 PM Bird on a Wire Comedy thriller. (1990, 15) ★★★ 2.35 Deception Drama. (2013, 15) ★★★★ 5.00 Lone Survivor War drama. (2013) ★★★★
7.15 The Art of the Steal
9.00
Crime caper. An art thief steals one of the world’s most valuable books. Stars Kurt Russell. (2014, 15) ★★ Ocean’s Eleven Crime caper. A thief plots to rob three Las Vegas casinos in one night. Stars George Clooney. (2001, 12) ★★★★
11.00 A Man Apart Thriller. (2003, 18) ★★★ 1.00 AM Top Dog (2014, 18) ★ 2.45 The Firm (2009) ★★ 4.25 to 6.10 AM Malpractice (2001, PG) ★★
7.10 X-Men Comic-book
9.00
adventure. Superhero mutants set out to foil a terrorist plot. Stars Patrick Stewart. (2000, 12) ★★★★★ True Lies Action comedy. A woman is unaware her husband is a spy. Stars Arnold Schwarzenegger. (1994, 15) ★★★★
11.30 Last Action Hero Action fantasy. (1993, 15) ★★★
1.45 AM Face/Of (1997) ★★★★ 4.10 to 6.00 AM Broken Lance Western. (1954, U) ★★★★
Sci-Fi/Horror Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441 6.00 AM Dracula Untold As 7.15pm.
(1968, U) ★★★★★
10.10 The Book of Life As 7.00pm. 11.50 The Mask of Zorro See 8.40pm. 2.10 PM Spy Kids (2001, U) ★★★★ 3.40 Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002, U) ★★★★ 5.30 Spy Kids 3: Game Over Adventure. (2003, U) ★★★
7.00 The Book of Life Animation. A musician’s attempt to woo a woman leads him into the land of the dead. (2014, U) ★★★★
8.40 The Mask of Zorro Adventure. The legendary hero looks for a successor. Stars Antonio Banderas. (1998, PG) ★★★★
11.00 The Perfect Summer (2013, PG) ★★ 12.25 AM Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968, U) ★★★★★ 2.50 Spy Kids 4.20 to 6.05 AM Spy Kids 2
Showcase Sky 310 Virgin 403/HD 433 6.45 AM The Secret Life of Walter
8.00 The Muppet Christmas Carol Festive Dickens
8.00 The Other Woman
7.15 Dracula Untold Fantasy. A Romanian knight makes a supernatural bargain to gain the power to defend his homeland. Stars Luke Evans. (2014, 15) ★★
adaptation starring Michael Caine. (1992, U) ★★★★
9.30 Muppets Most Wanted Comedy. The gang’s world tour is hijacked by Kermit’s evil double. Stars Ricky Gervais, Tina Fey and Ty Burrell. (2014, U) ★★★
11.20 The Last Flight of Noah’s Ark
4.40 to 6.00 AM 101 Dalmatians II
8.20 Bad Karma Action thriller. (2012, 15) ★★ 10.00 All the President’s Men Political
Russell Crowe. (2014, 12) ★★★ 5.35 Gravity Sci-fi thriller starring Sandra Bullock. (2013, 12) ★★★★★
7.45 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Mitty (2013, PG) ★★★★ 8.40 Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (2013) ★★★ 11.10 Die Hard with a Vengeance ★★★ 1.20 PM The Last Days on Mars (2013, 15) ★★ 3.00 Annabelle As 10.00pm. 4.45 The Grand Budapest Hotel
Adventure. (2008, U) ★★
Crime/Thriller
thriller. (2000, 15) ★★★
12.50 PM True Lies See 9.00pm. 3.15 Noah Biblical drama starring
Family Sky 306 Virgin 406/HD 436 6.20 AM The Perfect Summer ★★
Kronk’s New Groove (2005) 7.45 The Eye See 5.30pm. 102 Dalmatians (2000) ★★★ 9.30 The Abyss: Special Edition Action drama starring Ed Sleeping Beauty As 6.40pm. Harris. (1989, 15) ★★★★ PM Muppets Most Wanted See 9.30pm. 2.00 Muppet 12.30 PM Transformers: Age of Christmas Carol As 8.00pm. Extinction See 9.00pm. 3.30 Meet the Robinsons (2006) 3.30 As Above, So Below Horror. (2014) ★★★ ★★★★ 5.10 πRobin 5.30 The Eye Supernatural thriller Hood (1973, U) ★★★★ remake. (2008, 15) ★★★ 6.40 Sleeping Beauty (1959) ★★★
3.50 to 5.30 AM Snow Buddies
Sky 309 Virgin 409/HD 439 6.30 AM The Truth About Emanuel
7.40 Alexander Historical epic. (2004, 15) ★★ 10.40 The 6th Day Sci-fi action
7.30 8.55 10.45 12.10
Adventure. (1980, U) ★★★ 1.05 AM Heavyweights (1994) ★★ 2.50 Jungle 2 Jungle (1997) ★★★
Animation. (2011, U) ★★★
PRIME-TIME
4.50
Disney
Sky 303 Virgin 410/HD 440 6.20 AM Holiday Inn Musical
10.00
8.00 9.35 11.15 1.10
(1974, PG, b&w) ★★★★★ Lovesick (2014, 15) ★★ Boat Trip (2002, 15) ★★ Last Vegas As 9.45pm. PM Bruce Almighty (2003, 12) ★★★★ 3.00 About a Boy (2002, 12) ★★★★ Daddy Day Care (2003, PG) ★★ 6.25 Nacho Libre Comedy. (2006, 12) ★★★★
Action/Adventure Sky307 Virgin 407/HD 437 6.00 AM Gravity See 5.35pm.
Greats Sky 304 Virgin 404/HD 434 7.00 AM The Color of Money See
12.10am. 9.05 Crimson Tide As 8.00pm. 11.15 Dragnet See 4.15am. 1.15 PM The Nutty Professor Comedy remake. (1996, 12) ★★★★ 3.00 West Side Story Oscarwinning musical. (1961, PG) ★★★★★ 5.35 As Good As It Gets Romantic comedy drama. (1997, 15) ★★★★★
8.00 Crimson Tide Thriller. Rival officers on board a submarine fight for control of the vessel. Stars Gene Hackman. (1995) ★★★★ 10.00 Jaws Thriller. A seaside town’s chief of police must deal with a shark preying on tourists. Stars Roy Scheider. (1975, 12) ★★★★★
12.10 AM The Color of Money Drama. (1986, 15) ★★★
2.15 Con Air Thriller. (1997, 18) ★★★★ 4.15 to 6.15 AM Dragnet Comedy. (1987) ★★
9.00 πTransformers: Age of Extinction Sci-fi fantasy sequel. Stars Mark Wahlberg. (2014, 12) ★★★
11.50 As Above, So Below Horror. (2014) ★★★ 1.30 AM The Crow Fantasy. (1994, 18) ★★★★ 3.20 to 5.00 AM Chained Horror. (2012) ★★★
TCM Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416 6.00 AM Trouble Along the Way
(1953, U, b&w) ★★★
8.05 Atlantis, the Lost Continent (1961, U) ★★★ 9.45 Night Raiders (1952, PG, b&w) ★★ 10.50 The Dawn Patrol (1938, PG, b&w) ★★★★
12.50 PM Kung Fu 3.00 Never So Few (1959, PG) ★★★★ 5.20 They Were Expendable (1945, U, b&w) ★★★★
7.45 Sherlock Holmes Faces Death Murder mystery 9.00
starring Basil Rathbone. (1943, U, b&w) ★★★★ Out of Reach Thriller. A former US government agent uncovers a ring of human traffickers in Poland. Stars Steven Seagal. (2004, 15) ★
10.40 The Crying Game Thriller starring Stephen Rea. (1992, 18) ★★★★ 12.45 to 2.45 AM A Perfect Murder Thriller remake. (1998, 15) ★★★★
(2014, 15) ★★★★★
6.30 The Nut Job (2014) ★★★ Comedy. A woman finds out that her boyfriend is married. Stars Cameron Diaz. (2014, 12) ★★ 10.00 Annabelle Horror. A satanic cult transforms a vintage doll into a monster. Stars Annabelle Wallis and Ward Horton. (2014, 15) ★★
11.45 The Grand Budapest Hotel 1.30 AM The Last Days on Mars ★★ 3.15 Nothing Left to Fear 5.05 to 7.05 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
True Christmas Sky 321 FS 302 Virgin 424 5.00 AM The Christmas Box (1995,
U) ★★ 7.00 The Christmas Stallion (1993, PG) ★★★ 9.00 The Christmas Card (2006, PG) ★★ 11.00 Recipe for a Perfect Christmas (2005, PG) ★★★ 1.00 PM The Christmas Shoes (2002) ★★ 3.00 One Christmas (1994) ★★★ 5.00 The Christmas Wish Festive drama. (1998, U) ★★★★
7.00 Christmas in Connecticut Festive comedy starring Dyan Cannon. (1992, U) ★★★
9.00 One Special Night Romantic drama. Two strangers are stranded together by a blizzard. Stars James Garner and Julie Andrews. (1999) ★★★
11.00 Little Women 1 of 2. Drama starring Meredith Baxter.
1.00 AM The Waltons Double-bill. 3.00 to 5.00 AM Little House on the Prairie
Brilliant ★★★★★ Great ★★★★ Good ★★★ Watchable ★★ Rubbish ★
RADIO RADIO 1
FREEVIEW 700
Sky 0101 Virgin 901 Freesat 700 4.00am Yasser. 6.30 The Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Adele Roberts. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 The Internet Takeover. 10.00 Huw Stephens: New music. 1.00 to 4.00am Friction.
RADIO 2
FREEVIEW 702
Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00pm Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Paul Jones. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 1975: The Year Of Queen. 11.00 Jools Holland. 12.00m’t After Midnight. 3.00 to 5.00am Johnnie
MONDAY
12.00 NOON Extinction Fantasy
Sky 308 Virgin 408/HD 438 6.10 AM Young Frankenstein
Walker’s Sounds of the 70s.
RADIO 3
FREEVIEW 703
Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 12.00noon Composer of the Week: Chabrier. 1.00pm News; Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30
Composer of the Week: Chabrier. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking Festival. 10.45 The Free Thinking Essay: New Generation Thinkers. 11.00 Jazz on 3. 12.30 to 6.30am Through the Night.
RADIO 4
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Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704 6.00am Today. 9.00 Start the Week. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week:
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10.00 Homes Under the Hammer From Cornwall, Essex and Kent. (S, Rpt, HD) 35958
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8.00 Holby City Left Behind: Medical drama starring Chizzy Akudolu. Mo suffers a crisis of conscience over William’s care, Sacha faces scrutiny from consultancy interviewer Patsy Brassvine, and Serena treats a fellow doctor with an unusual injury. See features, pages 15 & 16. (S, HD) 6403
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The remaining contestants face three tasks involving pastry. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 226132 Wild China Tides of Change: The last in the series examines environmental concerns on the country’s east coast. (S, Rpt, HD) 222316 The Wonder of Animals Crocodiles: 8 of 12. Wildlife series. Examining what lies beneath a crocodile’s hard exterior. (S, HD) 158652 Antiques Roadshow Antiques series. More valuations at Hever Castle. (S, Rpt) 9104749 Eggheads Quiz series. (S, HD) 749
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8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 1 of 21. Return of the culinary challenge series. Tonight, six professional chefs begin with a test of basic skills and then must create a signature dish for judges Monica Galetti, Gregg Wallace and Marcus Wareing. See feature, page 20. (S, HD) 4045
9.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down 2 of 6. Challenge series presented by Sara Cox. In Stoke-on-Trent, nine potters are tasked with making decorative hand basins, as well as adding a surface design to plain tiles for judges Kate Malone and Keith Brymer Jones. (S, AD, HD) 1381
Stellan Skarsgård. A murder in the public library leads River and Ira to the refugee community, where they begin to discover what Stevie was investigating before her untimely death. Also stars Adeel Akhtar and Eddie Marsan. (S, AD, HD) 5799
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11.15 Earth’s Wildest Waters: The Big Fish Canada: 5 of 6. Another chance to see Sunday’s semi-final of the angling challenge series. The remaining anglers must search for Pacific salmon, bull trout and white sturgeon in Canada. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 576774 12.15 AM American Football Highlights from the weekend’s NFL matches. (S, HD) 1839985 1.00 Sign Zone Starting with: 1.00 The Face of Britain by Simon Schama The Face in the Mirror: 5 of 5. (SL, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 45072 2.00 to 3.00 AM Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside the RAF (SL, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 47614
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7.00 Emmerdale Ashley struggles with a 7.30
dilemma, while Edna urges Lawrence to be honest with Bernice. (S, AD, HD) 8720 Deals, Wheels and Steals Getting the Runaround: In the last in the series, Essex girl Mel competes with Chris from Birmingham for a Citroën C3. (S, HD) 869
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edition of the chat show. The host talks to actress Joan Collins, Hollywood actor Danny DeVito, and Sheridan Smith, who discusses her role as Fanny Brice in the stage revival of Funny Girl. Plus, music from Ariana Grande. (S, Rpt, HD) 3202497 11.50 Benidorm Comedy series. Mick discovers a
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7.00 Police Interceptors Last night’s edition
describes the experience of filming with jihadist factions in Syria. (S, HD) 894749
8.00 The Secret Life of Four-Year-Olds 2 of 6. Documentary series exploring the social interactions of children aged four to six. In this edition, Lola’s popularity soars among the group and tensions rise as the girls vie for her affection – with confident Tia feeling left out. (S, HD) 6213
9.00 24 Hours in A&E Medical documentary
Last in the detective drama series starring Kevin Whately and Laurence Fox. The investigation into the murder of scholar Adam Capstone takes a dramatic turn when a second bomb is located at the home of his brother. (S, AD, HD) 5107
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series hosted by Richard Bacon. In the grand final, the three remaining athletes take on a task from earlier in the series, one of their toughest physical events, and a water-based assault course before the champion is crowned. (S, AD, HD) 8671
9.00 Lewis What Lies Tangled: Part Two.
from west Lancashire. (S, Rpt, HD) 67478 11.00 (S, Rpt, HD) 4749 11.30 (S, Rpt, HD) 5478 NOON News (S, HD) 8321045 PM Come Dine with Me West Lancashire. (S, Rpt, HD) 4423841 12.35 (S, Rpt, HD) 1809300 Benchmark Game show. (S, HD) 7877855 Deal or No Deal Game show. (S, HD) 2929652 Countdown Word game. (S, HD) 4865923 Homes by the Sea (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 1229 Four in a Bed Par in Cornwall. (S, HD) 6126 Come Dine with Me Peterborough. (S) 132 The Simpsons Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder: Homer bowls a perfect game. (S, Rpt) 395 Hollyoaks Charlie confirms he saw who killed Dr S’Avage, while Grace demands that the police release Trevor. (S, AD, HD) 497
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series. In this edition, a 91-year-old man is airlifted to hospital after a crash which required him to be cut from his vehicle. Meanwhile, the medical team treats a woman with chest pains. (S, AD, HD) 3749
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Spring: 1 of 4. Documentary series which follows the impact of the seasons on the diverse array of wildlife inhabiting Loch PM Lomond and the Trossachs National Park. In spring, pregnant red deer head down to the glens to calve. (S) 2134855 News
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10.00 CSI: Cyber URL, Interrupted: US crime drama series starring Patricia Arquette and James Van Der Beek. One of Avery’s old friends asks for help to track down his missing teenage daughter, who has become the victim of an online bullying ring. (Series 1, ep 7, S, AD, HD) 2124478 11.00 The Mysteries of Laura The Mystery of the
psychic mediums from the north of England discuss their lives. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 228316 AM Poker Shark Cage. (S, HD) 41256 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S) 7961492 World Sport Global magazine. (S) 7971879 The Grid Motorsport action. (S, Rpt) 3286459
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decides that she and Rob should inject some passion into their life. (S, HD) 589039 Tattoo Fixers 2 of 9. Documentary series. A soap-opera super-fan visits the artists in the hope of paying tribute to his favourite character. (S, Rpt, HD) 657519
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of the documentary series. Two officers go on the hunt for suspected heroin dealers, a dog handler attends the scene of an arson attack, and a drunk driver registers three-and-a-half times over the legal limit. (S, Rpt, HD) 2125107 News
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Home and Away 5★, 6.30pm John is delighted when Marilyn comes out of her coma – but his relief doesn’t last long when she fails to recognise him
cases in a studio courtroom.
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James May create a TV advert for Volkswagen, while Richard Hammond tests the Vauxhall VXR8 Bathurst. With guest Jay Leno.
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the comedy series. Tom’s dad finds that Ellen has a criminal record. Family Guy Double-bill of the series. (S11, ep15) 11.25 (S8, ep4) American Dad! Animated series. Stan meets an old flame. (S8, ep6) AM Family Guy Quagmire proposes to Peter’s housemaid. (S4, ep21) Together See 10.30pm. Don’t Tell the Bride See 9.00pm.
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ITV3, 9.00pm In the final edition of the series, former stars of the comedy franchise discuss how it entered the 1970s on top form
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7.00 World News Today 7.30 nOn Stage at the Exeter Northcott The battle to turn around the theatre’s fortunes. Shown last night on BBC1 South West.
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film Smoking Aces ITV4, 11.15pm Ryan Reynolds stars as Agent Richard Messner in the crime drama about a magician who becomes an FBI informant
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attends a fund-raising party, where she is called on to investigate the mystery of a necklace stolen from a hotel room above her own.
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Double-bill. Rose finds out about Alan’s investment fraud. (S8, ep16) 8.30 Pilot of the comedy series starring Charlie Sheen. (S1, ep1)
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edition 3 of 8. A laid-back groom tries to pull off the perfect wedding for his bride-to-be, who has dreams of a peaceful day close to home.
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Double-bill of the series in which Harry Hill narrates a selection of mishaps filmed by viewers.
from Newcastle hopes to give his fiancée the wedding of her dreams, but his love of science fiction is at odds with the bride’s tastes.
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AM Movies Now Film news. George and Mildred Comedy. Heartbeat Rural drama series. Murder, She Wrote Crime drama. Where the Heart Is Drama series. Judge Judy Triple-bill. A Touch of Frost See 12.35am. PM Heartbeat See 5.55pm. Wild at Heart Drama series. Where the Heart Is Drama. Doctor at Large Comedy series. On the Buses Comedy series. George and Mildred Vintage comedy. George becomes jealous. 5.55 Heartbeat Vernon takes a reluctant Bernie on a mini break to a hotel.
Laura and Rosemary are hired to create a restaurant garden in Italy – but their working holiday soon turns into another murder mystery.
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magic series. Ben Hanlin has his work cut out as he infiltrates offices and tricks people when they least expect it – while they are working.
10.00 The Job Lot New episode Last in the series. Angela tries to keep the former office boss quiet. 10.30 Release the Hounds Game show presented by Reggie Yates. 11.30 Two and a Half Men Double-bill. 12.30 AM The Job Lot See 10.00pm. 1.00 Reality Bites Comedy quiz show.
1.35 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts.
2.00 Animal Practice George and Dorothy disagree. (S1, ep8)
Last in the series. June Whitfield and Sally Geeson recall how Carry On Abroad was filmed much closer to home than the cast had hoped.
10.00 Law & Order: UK The team investigates the death of a wealthy woman whose body was dumped in the Thames, and suspicion falls on the victim’s abusive ex-husband.
11.05 Secret Smile Conclusion of the two-part thriller starring David Tennant. Miranda attempts to convince herself that Brendan was not to blame for Troy’s death. 12.35 AM A Touch of Frost Care and Protection: The first-ever episode. Jack searches for a missing child.
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May the Best House Win 60 Minute Makeover PM The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Flipping Out 2.00 The Real Housewives of Orange County The Millionaire Matchmaker Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Dinner Date From London. The Millionaire Matchmaker
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5.15 Storage Wars 5.45 Motorcycling 6.45 lSnooker Jill Douglas hosts
Patti Stanger tries to find love for a millionaire and a novel cover model. 11.00 Below Deck Five single men board the yacht, and enlist the crew to help them pick up women.
further coverage of day one of the Champion of Champions event from the Ricoh Arena in Coventry. Featuring the Group Three final, as the players contest a place in the last four. With studio analysis from Alan McManus and Neil Foulds. 11.15 πfSmokin’ Aces Crime thriller. A Las Vegas magician agrees to become an FBI informant but finds himself the target of a motley crew of assassins. Stars Ryan Reynolds. (2006, 18) ★★★ 1.25 AM Ax Men 2.25 Tommy Cooper
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Priya asks Leonard to spend less time with Penny. (S4, ep18) 6.30 Sheldon’s online gaming account is hacked. (S4, ep19)
2.35 fHeaven Knows, Mr Allison Romantic World War Two drama starring Deborah Kerr and Robert Mitchum. (1957, PG) ★★★
4.40 fThe Sea Chase
7.10 fNapoleon Dynamite
tries to get answers from Charlie.
Comedy. A socially awkward teenager helps his new best friend win the class presidency, while juggling the demands of his bizarre family. Stars Jon Heder, Efren Ramirez, Haylie Duff and Aaron Ruell. (2004, PG) ★★★★
7.30 2 Broke Girls Sophie starts to plan her nuptials as she purchases bridal magazines. (S4, ep12)
8.00 The Big Bang Theory The guys consider investing in the comic-book shop. (S8, ep4) 8.30 The guys find their skills are tested by a flat tyre. (S9, ep3)
9.00 Empire New episode Lucious
Comedy. Stars George Cole and Alastair Sim. (1951, U, b&w) ★★★★ 1.25 PM Time Team Alfoldean, Sussex.
2.30 Time Team: Secrets of a Tudor Mansion From Chenies Manor. 3.35 Walking Through History Cornwall. 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman try to help a couple find a property in Devon and Split, Croatia.
9.00 fThe A-Team Action
and Cookie must put aside their differences and work together to protect their family and keep them out of danger. (S2, ep6 of 18)
thriller based on the TV series. Four soldiers jailed for a crime they did not commit attempt to track down the real culprit. Stars Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson and Jessica Biel. (2010, 12) ★★
10.00 Chewing Gum New edition Last in the series. Tracey moves in with best friend Candice and her Nan.
6.50 Great Canal Journeys
10.00 Million Pound Properties
12.00 12.30 1.30 2.00 2.45 3.10 3.55 4.40
5USA
100 miles north of the Arctic Circle.
7.00 American Pickers
edition Double-bill. Sean Kelly and the bidders are in Alton, Hampshire. 8.30 John goes against his wife’s advice and ends up in a conflict.
9.00 QI XL Extended edition of the quiz
2 of 11. The stand-up comic and QI panellist is joined in conversation by a selection of comedians.
11.10 24 Hours in A&E A couple arrive in resus with their baby, who is unresponsive and has a high fever. 12.15 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA A Greek restaurant in Seattle with a menu unchanged since 1984. 1.10 Homes by the Sea See 9.00pm.
11.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You
5★
Drama
Pick
With guest host Jack Dee.
11.40 Mock the Week With Andy Parsons, Mark Watson and Jon Culshaw.
12.20 AM Only Connect Quiz series. 1.00 Mock the Week With Ed Byrne. 1.40 With David Mitchell. 2.20 QI XL With guest Sandi Toksvig. 3.15 to 4.00 AM Suits Scottie lands a role at the firm. (S3, ep11 of 16)
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9.00 AM Neighbours 9.30 Home and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 12.00 NOON My Wife and Kids 1.00 PM Cowboy Builders Double-bill. 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids Double-bill. 5.00 Scrubs Double-bill of the comedy. 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 πHome and Away 7.00 Dog Rescuers: Puppy Special 8.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud
7.10 AM The Bill 8.00 Monarch of the Glen 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00 PM Goodnight Sweetheart 1.40 Steptoe and Son 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Monarch of the Glen 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Steptoe and Son Comedy series. 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine Auntie
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9.00 10.00
9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A kidnapping revives memories of an earlier unsolved case. (S14, ep5)
10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent A war veteran is accused of killing an escort’s boyfriend. (S9, ep5)
11.00 11.55 12.55 1.55 2.50
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: NY (S7, ep12) AM Castle (S5, ep8) Person of Interest (S2, ep6) to 3.00 AM Access Showbiz news.
12.10
2.15
Popular videos featuring dogs. Teen Wolf A new werewolf hunter targets Derek. (S1, ep4 of 12) fThe Other Guys Comedy. Two desk-bound New York cops see active duty after they uncover a conspiracy. Stars Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell. (2010, 12) ★★★★ AM fZack and Miri Make a Porno Comedy. Two friends decide to shoot an adult film. Stars Elizabeth Banks. (2008, 18) ★★★ to 3.00 AM World’s Scariest Drivers A man who demolished 23 buildings in his bulldozer.
Wainwright lands a bargain.
6ixth Sense 9.00 Jerry Springer 60 Minute Makeover Motorway Patrol Double-bill. PM The Jerry Springer Show UK Border Force Documentary. Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Double-bill. 4.00 Road Wars 6.00 The Dog Whisperer Advice series. 7.00 Monkey Life Double-bill of the series. 8.00 Stargate Atlantis Sheppard and
7.20 Goodnight Sweetheart Gary 8.00 9.20 10.00
11.15 12.00 1.00 3.00
plans a holiday with Phoebe. The Last Detective Three Steps to Hendon: Davies investigates the death of a former rock star. Birds of a Feather Dorien throws a party to celebrate being single. New Tricks Good Work Rewarded: The team investigates a young golfer who committed suicide after being implicated in a boy’s death. Birds of a Feather Comedy. M’T The Bill Police drama series. AM Rumpole of the Bailey to 4.00 AM Garden Makers
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
AM Sunrise 7.00 Most Haunted
9.00
McKay must come to the aid of a child princess. (S4, ep14 of 20) A Haunting A family moves into a farmhouse and the children appear to be attacked by unseen entities. Z Nation (S2, ep4 of 15) Nothing to Declare Double-bill. M’T Most Daring Clips series. AM Road Wars Documentary.
10.00 11.00 12.00 1.00 2.00 Sexcetera 2.50 Police 10/7 3.20 Most Shocking 4.10 Most Haunted 5.00 to 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
PRIME-TIME
plant inspector falls seriously ill with radiation poisoning. (S4, ep16) 8.00 An explosion at a mausoleum exposes a number of freshly dismembered bodies. (S4, ep17)
10 PM
Untitled New episode
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Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Columbo Death Hits the Jackpot. Diagnosis Murder Crime drama. Access 12.05 PM NCIS Double-bill. Mystery Woman Game Time. Access 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: NY (S8, ep2) 6.55 Access NCIS Double-bill A nuclear power
PM
10.00 Alan Davies: As Yet
drama. A US bomb disposal team is assigned a new leader whose reckless attitude puts the lives of its members at risk. Stars Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie and Guy Pearce. (2008, 15) ★★★★★ 1.50 to 4.00 AM f12 Rounds Action thriller starring John Cena and Aidan Gillen. (2009, 12) ★★
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9
series. Ross Noble, Kathy Lette, Sue Perkins and regular panellist Alan Davies answer Stephen Fry’s questions about ladies and gents.
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8.00 Storage Hunters UK New
11.15 fThe Hurt Locker Iraq War
2.20 Grand Designs Australia 3.25 to 3.35 AM Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites
7
Mike and Frank visit a contact living in Sicily, who offers to show them around a treasure-filled house.
A 22-year-old goes house hunting with a million-pound trust fund, and the owner of an ex-council flat in Chelsea dreams of a big sale.
The girls go to Las Vegas. (S8, ep5) on the theme of romantic comedy. M’T Brooklyn Nine-Nine (S2, ep20) AM How I Met Your Mother 2 Broke Girls (S4, ep17) Empire (S2, ep6 of 18) The New Normal (S1, ep8 of 22) The 100 (S2, ep4 of 16) Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (S1, ep18) to 6.00 AM Revenge (S3, ep18)
arrested for unleashing her dogs.
6.00 Ice Road Truckers The drivers travel
7 of 8. Charlie Luxton heads to Northern Ireland and the Antrim Coast, where he visits a home in Hollywood that is almost invisible.
10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents clips
test-drives the Skoda Yeti.
5.00 Traic Cops A woman in Luton is
and his partner plan to convert a dilapidated joinery workshop in north London into a contemporary family home and office.
9.00 Homes by the Sea New edition
Extreme Fishing with Robson Green Ice Road Truckers Highlights. American Pickers Reality series. Traic Cops Documentary series. Top Gear Double-bill. PM Storage Hunters UK Ice Road Truckers Highlights. American Pickers The guys sort through their haul from Italy.
Timothy West and Prunella Scales reach the Rochdale Canal – an important waterway at the height of the Industrial Revolution.
7.55 Grand Designs An architect
AM Flip Men
4.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson
Properties in Vero Beach, Florida.
5.45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away
World War Two adventure starring John Wayne, Lana Turner and David Farrar. (1955, U) ★★
7.00 Hollyoaks New episode Grace
Great Canal Journeys River Cottage Bites fLaughter in Paradise
TUESDAY
Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement Double-bill. Melissa & Joey Double-bill. Charmed Double-bill. PM How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory Double-bill. Melissa & Joey Double-bill. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (S1, ep18) How I Met Your Mother Double-bill. The Big Bang Theory Double-bill.
starring Philip Carey. (1953, PG) ★ 12.20 PM fThe Four Feathers Period adventure. A young man unfairly branded a coward proves his courage in the Sudan. Stars Ralph Richardson and John Clements. (1939, U) ★★★★★
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6.00 AM Total Fishing with Matt 6.00 AM One Born: Hayes Great white shark. What Happened Next? 6.20 Wet Nets Double-bill. 7.00 Home Shopping 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 8.00 How It’s Made Double-bill. 9.00 Escape to the Country 9.00 Put Your Money 10.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals Where Your Mouth Is 11.00 Ghost Adventures 10.00 Salvage Squad 1.00 PM DIY SOS: The Big Build 11.00 Auto Trader Double-bill. 2.00 Escape to the Country 12.00 NOON Extreme Engineering 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer 1.00 PM How Do They Do It? 4.00 Border Patrol Double-bill of the documentary series 2.00 Wheeler Dealers following the work of New 3.00 Deadliest Catch Zealand Customs agents. 4.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.00 Helicopter Heroes 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Homes Under the Hammer Property advice series. 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor
7.00 Inside the Court
Stonehenge A report
Drama starring Loretta Young. (1986, PG) ★★★
3.00 fThe Christmas Wish Festive drama
starring Neil Patrick Harris. (1998, U) ★★★★
5.00 Highway to Heaven 6.00 Touched by an Angel
7.00 M*A*S*H Potter faces
Murder Mysteries
8.00 The Avengers Vintage
8.00 Supertruckers
for a house in south Wales with six bedrooms and at least half an acre of land.
8.00 DIY SOS: The Big
Build The team recruits
The truckers move millions of pounds worth of army vehicles for the Trowbridge Armed Forces Day.
assistance from the local community in Nottingham to transform a family home.
9.00 Mighty Planes New 9.00 Embarrassing Fat final episode of the comedy edition 4 of 6. A profile of Bodies The team of the Super Guppy – Nasa’s series starring Alan Alda. medics must help a woman The atmosphere is frantic premier haulage aircraft. whose successful slimming as casualties flood into has resulted in excess skin. the station during the last 10.00 Deadliest Catch 10.00 Embarrassing Bodies days of the war, while The end of the king-crab Featuring a case of painful Hawkeye suffers a nervous season draws near, and the scalp pustules. Plus, the breakdown. (S11, ep16) team faces the prospect of mobile clinic arrives in the journey to the finish line. Great Yarmouth, Norfolk.
Revealing the myth of the American West through an investigation into a mummy called Sylvester.
11.00 fFar from the Madding Crowd Romantic drama based on Thomas Hardy’s novel, starring Julie Christie and Terence Stamp. (1967, U) ★★★
1.00 AM Wainwright Walks 2.00 to 3.00 AM Bullets, Boots and Bandages: How to Really Win at War
2.00 to 3.00 AM fHidden Places Romantic period
Movie Mix
Challenge
drama starring Sydney Penny. (2006, PG) ★★
FV 46 Sky 145 Freesat 145 Virgin 139 6.00 AM Deal or No Deal
7.30 9.20 11.50 Highway to Heaven 10.20 Back-to-back episodes. 10.50 3.00 PM fA Christmas Tail 11.20 Family drama starring 1.00 Tom Arnold. (2012, U) ★★ 3.00 4.45 fIt Takes Two starring Brooke Shields.
Comedy starring Steve Guttenberg and Kirstie Alley. (1995, U) ★★ 6.50 fThe Toy Comedy. A millionaire searches for the perfect playmate for his son. Stars Richard Pryor. (1982, PG) ★★★ 9.00 fFlight of Fury Action thriller. An ex-special agent is sent to recover a stealth bomber. Stars Steven Seagal. (2007, 15) ★
Country A couple look
9.00 M*A*S*H Feature-length
10.00 Mummies Alive
FV 32 Sky 185 Freesat 143
7.00 Escape to the
Drew Pritchard explores a travelling vintage funfair and a Windsor pub where everything is for sale.
fantasy spy drama. Steed is slowly hypnotised and the aim is to mesmerise him into killing ‘Mother’.
1 of 6. Documentary series. The death of playwright Christopher Marlowe.
10.00 AM Gone But Not Forgotten 1 of 2. Drama
7.00 Salvage Hunters
a dilemma over an old army friend. (S11, ep13) 7.30 Charles fails to fulfil his duties. (S11, ep14)
on theories about why the monument is where it is and what it was used for.
9.00 nMedieval
Little House on the Prairie The Waltons Double-bill. fA Holiday to Remember Romantic drama. (1995, U) ★★★
Documentary profiling the part-Renaissance prince, part-medieval tyrant.
8.00 Secrets of
AM The Waltons
12.00 NOON Little House on the Prairie US drama series. 1.00 PM fChristmas Eve
of Henry VIII
infiltrated popular culture during the Victorian era. 12.00 M’T Time Team A family’s Tudor home in Suffolk.
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6.05 AM The Re-Inventors 6.30 The Story of Wales: Power Struggles 7.15 Cash in the Attic 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 10.00 Narrow Escapes of World War Two 11.00 D-Day: The Last Heroes 12.00 NOON Time Team Special 1.00 PM The Waterloo Dead 2.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries 3.00 Raiders of the Lost Past 4.00 Time Team As 12.00m’t. 5.00 The Waterloo Dead 6.00 Last Days of Anne Boleyn
11.00 A Very British Murder with Lucy Worsley How murder
Pointless Double-bill. Catchphrase Double-bill. Strike It Lucky Bullseye Quiz series. The Million Pound Drop PM Pointless Double-bill. Fifteen to One Double-bill
of the quiz series hosted by William G Stewart. 4.00 Ninja Warrior Double-bill. 5.00 Fort Boyard Game show.
6.00 Robot Wars 7.00 Pointless Double-bill of the general knowledge quiz.
9.00 The Million Pound Drop
General knowledge quiz hosted by Davina McCall.
10.10 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Quiz series
11.00 How It’s Made Carpets,
11.00 I Survived Evil A girl bottled water and acoustic who was dragged to an guitars. 11.30 Tumble underground bunker. dryers and bubblegum. 12.00 M’T Cold Justice
12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives
Double-bill of the series.
2.00 AM Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.00 Scrapheap Challenge 5.00 to 6.00 AM Salvage Squad
1.00 2.00 4.00 4.45 5.35
AM Paranormal Witness
Home Shopping Rescue: Code One Wife Swap USA to 6.00 AM Medical Emergency
CBS Reality
CBS Drama
FV 66 Sky 146 Freesat 135 Virgin 148 9.00 AM Medical Detectives
FV 74 Sky 149 Freesat 134 Virgin 197 8.00 AM Knots Landing
10.00 11.00 12.00 1.00 3.00
Hoarders See 3.00pm. 10.00 Matlock (S5, ep11) Unsolved Mysteries 11.00 The District (S3, ep6) NOON Medical Detectives 12.00 NOON Judge Judy PM Judge Judy 1.00 PM Taxi Double-bill. Hoarders The team tries to 2.00 The High Chaparral help a man who is forced 3.00 Matlock (S5, ep12) to live in his bathroom. 4.00 Judge Judy Double-bill. 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 The District Noland shoots Unexplained events.
5.00 Judge Judy Back-to-back editions of the series.
7.00 Cops: Reloaded Double-bill. 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 9.00 Sins and Secrets
a student. (S3, ep7)
6.00 Knots Landing (S14, ep14) 7.00 (S14, ep15 of 19) 8.00 Judge Judy Double-bill. 9.00 Playing the Field Holly’s
feelings become muddled. The murder committed by 10.05 Sex and the City Samantha journalist Vince Marinello. enjoys an encounter with a doorman. (S1, ep3 of 12) 10.00 Cold Blood Reconstructions of murder investigations. 10.40 Californication (S2, ep3) 11.00 Medical Detectives 11.15 Nurse Jackie (S2, ep3)
12.00 1.00 darts-based quiz series. 2.00 AM TNA Xplosion Wrestling. 3.00 Pointless Double-bill. 3.30 Ninja Warrior Double-bill. Fort Boyard Game show. 4.20 to 6.00 AM Fifteen to One 5.10 hosted by Chris Tarrant.
11.10 Bullseye Double-bill of the
10.55 fThe Ghost and the Darkness Adventure. Stars 12.10 Michael Douglas and Val 1.10 Kilmer. (1996, 15) ★★★ 3.10 1.05 AM Highway to Heaven 4.00 4.05 to 6.00 AM Providence 5.00
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7 PM
True Ent
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M’T I Survived AM Sins and Secrets
Cold Blood Shopping World’s Wildest Police Videos Real-life crimes. Heir Hunters to 6.00 AM Cheaters
11.50 12.40 1.15 1.50 2.25 3.10 4.00
Jerry Springer AM Sex and the City Californication (S2, ep3) Nurse Jackie (S2, ep3) Jerry Springer Beverly Hills 90210 to 5.00 AM The High Chaparral
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AM The Dog Whisperer
Monkey Life Double-bill. RSPCA Animal Rescue Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie Documentary. Hawaii Five-0 Double-bill. (S2, ep15) 11.00 (S2, ep16) NOON NCIS: Los Angeles PM Hawaii Five-0 (S2, ep17) 2.00 (S2, ep18) Modern Family Double-bill. Futurama Double-bill. Modern Family Jay offers advice to Luke. (S5, ep17)
5.30 Futurama Double-bill. 6.30 The Simpsons Triple-bill.
Homer becomes a boxer.
7.00 The Simpsons Four locals to address their regrets after a friend dies. 7.30 Homer decides to get in touch with a pen-pal.
8.00 πThe Flash New episode The Flash is in for a shock when Dr Light comes through the portal. (S2, ep5 of 23)
9.00 Karl Pilkington:
The Moaning of Life
New edition 5 of 6. Karl explores the impact of waste on our planet.
10.00 Stop, Search, Seize New edition 11 of 20. Series following the work of Ireland’s border forces.
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Hetty is targeted by a figure from her past. (S6, ep4) 12.00 M’T Hawaii Five-0 (S2, ep9) 1.00 AM (S2, ep10) 2.00 Legends (S1, ep2 of 10) 3.00 Stop, Search, Seize.
4.00 Nothing to Declare 5.00 to 6.00 AM UK Border Force
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6.00 AM The Encore Hour 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 9.55 The Return of Sherlock Holmes The Priory School. 10.55 Heartbeat Rural drama. 11.50 Poirot The King of Clubs. 12.40 PM Peak Practice 1.40 Robin of Sherwood 2.35 The Chief Crime drama. 3.30 Heartbeat Rural drama. 4.25 Upstairs, Downstairs 5.35 The Return of Sherlock Holmes The Second Stain. 6.40 Poirot Peril at End House: The detective meets an accident-prone woman. 9.00 Grantchester The cleric investigates the supposed suicide of a solicitor. 10.00 DCI Banks Bad Boy: An operation to retrieve a gun goes badly wrong.
12.05 AM The Americans 1.05 Band of Gold Drama. 2.10 At Home with the Braithwaites Drama. 3.05 Kingdom Drama series. 4.00 to 6.00 AM Encore Hour
VIRGIN & BT Sky Living
Sky Atlantic
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AM UK Border Force
Nothing to Declare Chopper Squad RSPCA Animal Rescue UK Border Force Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA New edition 12.00 NOON Chicago Fire 1.00 PM Criminal Minds 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Double-bill of the US crime drama. (S4, ep8) 4.00 (S4, ep9) 5.00 Wild Vets Double-bill of the documentary series.
6.00 Nothing to Declare
Double-bill of the series.
7.00 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia A food lover
Sky 108
6.00 8.00 9.00 10.00 11.00 12.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00
heads toward an American Naval fleet. (S1, ep7) 6.00 Without a Trace US drama. Jack and Danny travel to Mexico. (S4, ep6 of 24)
Triple-bill of the comedy.
AM Seinfeld Four episodes.
7.00 Cold Case The fiancée of
9.00 Crossing Lines
New episode The team looks into murders of film professionals. (S2, ep9) 10.00 Lie to Me (S1, ep8 of 13) 11.00 Father Brown See 7.00pm. 12.00 M’T Castle Double-bill.
2.00 AM Murdoch Mysteries 3.00 to 4.00 AM Republic of Doyle
7.00 CSI: NY A plastic surgeon
collection of mouldering deer heads, so Faye is sent out to drum up some interest from shoppers.
is murdered, and Mac and Hawkes find some patients might have held grudges against him. (S2, ep2)
8.00 MasterChef Australia New edition Series in which aspiring chefs take part in culinary challenges.
9.00 Game of Thrones Jaime and Bronn head south, while Ellaria and the Sand Snakes vow vengeance. (S5, ep4 of 10)
10.00 The Brink Pilot Zeke faces prison. (S1, ep3) 10.35 Walter arrives in New Delhi suffering from a kidney stone. (S1, ep4)
9.20 Fawlty Towers Sybil
10.00 Miranda Comedy. The
AM How It’s Made
drama series. Christa saves a woman’s life and then asks Neal to perform a surgery. (S1, ep2)
Gimme Double-bill.
12.00 M’T French and Saunders Comical interpretation of Dangerous Liaisons. 12.40 AM Cheers (S1, ep17) 1.10 Extras Comedy series.
11.00 CSI: NY Double-bill of the
Universal
Fox
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AM Numb3rs (S3, ep14)
assassinate the town’s mayor. (S1, ep6 of 13)
11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Triple-bill 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
of the US drama series.
AM Law & Order (S12, ep23)
Numb3rs (S3, ep15) Quincy ME (S4, ep5) to 6.00 AM Boston Legal
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
New father Nick decides he needs to make some major changes to keep his child and Adalind safe
Aidan learns that the elder vampires will be paying a visit to Boston, while Josh is kidnapped by the bloodsuckers. (S1, ep10)
2.40 to 3.00 AM Oddities
Documentary series.
Watch, 9.00pm
series. As 6.00pm/7.00pm.
8.00 AM Leverage (S5, ep9) Bear Grylls: Born Survivor Shopping 9.00 Monk (S4, ep1) Railroad Alaska Boston Legal (S5, ep12) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S6, ep9) Fast N’ Loud Double-bill. In Plain Sight (S4, ep11) Wheeler Dealers Sea Patrol (S3, ep6) 11.00 The Mentalist Double-bill. PM Fast N’ Loud CSI: Miami (S1, ep9) 1.00 PM NCIS (S8, ep5) Alaska: The Last Frontier NOON NCIS Double-bill. 2.00 NCIS (S8, ep6) Alaskan Bush People PM Law & Order (S12, ep22) 3.00 Leverage (S5, ep10) Gold Divers In Plain Sight (S4, ep12) 4.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S6, ep7) Auction Hunters Numb3rs (S3, ep15) Fast N’ Loud Sea Patrol (S3, ep6) 5.00 The Mentalist Double-bill of the crime drama series. Wheeler Dealers CSI: Miami (S1, ep11) Gold Rush: The Dirt New NCIS Double-bill. 7.00 NCIS Triple-bill of the US drama. (S8, ep7) 8.00 edition All three mining Law & Order: Special crews break new ground. (S8, ep8) 9.00 (S12, ep20) Victims Unit The team investigates a case of 9.00 Gold Rush New edition 10.00 πAmerican Horror child neglect. (S17, ep4) Todd is out to get twice as Story: Hotel New episode much gold as ever before. 10.00 Battle Creek New episode Alex attempts to diagnose Holden’s mysterious An attempt is made to 10.00 Edge of Alaska New edition 11.00 Auction Hunters 12.00 M’T Alaska: The Last Frontier Documentary. 1.00 AM Gold Rush: The Dirt 2.00 Gold Rush 3.00 Edge of Alaska 3.50 Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.40 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made
Grimm
1.00 AM Grimm As 9.00pm. 1.50 Being Human USA
1.50 Gimme Gimme Gimme 3.00 French and Saunders 3.30 to 4.00 AM Extras
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 10.00 11.00 12.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 6.00 7.00 9.00
Dr Light comes through the portal and surprises The Flash (Grant Gustin) with news about Zoom
10.00 Code Black Medical
10.40 Gimme Gimme
Linda plans Tom’s birthday.
Sky 1, 8.00pm
episode After becoming a father, Nick makes some changes to keep his child and Adalind safe. (S5, ep2)
shopkeeper realises she is still attracted to Gary.
11.20 Gimme Gimme Gimme
The Flash
9.00 πGrimm New
walks out on Basil on their anniversary, forcing him into a desperate ruse.
Sky 520 Virgin 250/HD 251
6.00 Murdoch Mysteries 7.00 Sue Thomas: FB Eye 8.00 Rizzoli & Isles Double-bill. 9.00 PM Murdoch Mysteries 11.00 Sue Thomas: FB Eye 1.00 Rizzoli & Isles Double-bill. 2.00 Castle Martha and the 3.00 author are held hostage 4.00 by bank robbers. (S4, ep7) 5.00 6.00 A casino owner is 6.00 discovered dead. (S4, ep8) 7.00 7.00 Father Brown Sid is 8.00
accused of injuring a man and leaving him up a tree. 8.00 Lie to Me The formula for a potentially deadly drug is stolen. (S1, ep7 of 13)
7.20 Bull The trader inherits a
Geraldine is keen to find a celebrity to open the autumn fair in style. 8.40 Geraldine tries her hand at fundraising.
Discovery AM Diagnosis Murder
Tom prepares a macabre Gothic wedding cake. CSI: NY Double-bill. The Bill Reg and Marilyn share their first kiss. 5.00 Pointless Quiz presented by Alexander Armstrong. 6.00 CSI: NY A roller-derby star is killed. (S2, ep10)
8.00 The Vicar of Dibley
11.10 Silicon Valley Double-bill. (S1, ep7) 11.45 (S1, ep8) 12.20 AM Nurse Jackie of the US drama. (S2, ep4) 1.30 Without a Trace (S4, ep7) 1.00 AM (S2, ep5) 2.30 Curb Your Enthusiasm Bones Double-bill. 3.05 Vegas (S1, ep3) Criminal Minds (S3, ep14) 4.05 Star Trek: Enterprise The Real A&E 5.00 to 6.00 AM to 6.00 AM David Attenborough’s Kingdom of Plants Nothing to Declare
Sky 132 Virgin 130/HD 200
7.10 8.00 10.00 11.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 5.00
Tyler gets his exam results.
Picks of the day
Hart of Dixie (S2, ep3) MasterChef Australia Choccywoccydoodah The Bill Police drama. Pointless Quiz series. NOON MasterChef Australia PM Choccywoccydoodah
is taken hostage by a drug lord whose brother was imprisoned because of the officer’s work. (S3, ep5)
11.00 Criminal Minds (S8, ep10) 12.00 M’T CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Double-bill
Alibi
clubbing with Michael.
6.40 The Green Green Grass
AM Real Rescues
8.00 Blue Bloods A detective
Liz and Red take a detour towards the Midwest, while the FBI agents uncover a global crisis. (S3, ep3)
1.50 3.30 4.20 5.10
Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191
6.15 ’Allo ’Allo! Double-bill. 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 8.00 Cheers (S1, ep17) 9.30 Bewitched Comedy. 10.00 NOON My Family 11.00 PM The Green Green Grass 12.00 Keeping Up Appearances 1.30 The Brittas Empire The Vicar of Dibley Double-bill of the comedy. 2.00 Last of the Summer Wine 4.00
6.00 My Family Ben goes
fireman Rob Deamer asks Rush to help prove his first wife was murdered by a convicted felon. (S1, ep2)
New episode Sergeant Voight persuades Casey to go undercover to catch out Jack Nesbitt. (S3, ep22)
10.00 The Blacklist Fugitives
Sky 110 Virgin 126
AM Bewitched
is shocked to discover a criminal has followed him to New York. Guest stars Vinnie Jones. (S1, ep12)
9.00 πChicago Fire
Watch
7.05 Stargate Atlantis (S5, ep16) 7.35 Star Trek: Enterprise 9.00 The West Wing (S1, ep6) 11.00 Cold Case (S1, ep1) 11.30 NOON Without a Trace 12.00 PM Blue Bloods (S3, ep4) 12.40 Stargate Atlantis (S5, ep17) 1.20 Star Trek: Enterprise 2.00 David Attenborough’s 2.40 Conquest of the Skies 5.00 The West Wing A hurricane 4.00
and a musician create a pop-up restaurant as the first elimination looms.
8.00 Elementary Holmes
GOLD
TUESDAY
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 10.00 11.00
10 November TUESDAY
Chicago Fire Sky Living, 9.00pm Matthew Casey (Jesse Spencer) goes undercover to find proof of Jack Nesbitt’s dodgy dealings
condition. (S5, ep4 of 13)
11.00 Family Guy Double-bill
of the animated comedy.
12.00 M’T American Dad! 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00
Double-bill of the series.
AM Family Guy (S9, ep7&8)
The Walking Dead Family Guy Double-bill. to 5.00 AM American Dad!
American Horror Story: Hotel Fox, 10.00pm Chloë Sevigny stars as Alex Lowe
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SPORT 6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 9.30 10.00 11.00 11.30
Sky 402 Virgin 512/HD 502 AM Football Gold Archive action.
WWE: Smackdown US wrestling. Best of Soccer AM Magazine. Fantasy Football Club: The Highlights SPFL Round-Up Scottish football. Spanish Football La Liga round-up. Fantasy Football Club: The Highlights Football Gold Memorable matches.
12.30 PM SPFL Round-Up 1.00 Darts Grand Slam of Darts. 5.00 Darts Gold Adrian Lewis v Michael van Gerwen in 2013 and Phil Taylor v Chris Mason from 2002. 5.30 Football Major League Soccer. 6.00 Premier League Review A look back at recent football action. 7.00 lDarts Coverage of tonight’s action in the Grand Slam of Darts from Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring eight further matches from the group stage, as the line-up for the second round is decided. 11.00 Darts Gold Including Phil Taylor v James Wade in 2010, Phil Taylor v Raymond van Barneveld in 2007 and Gary Anderson v Phil Taylor in the 2013 World Grand Prix. 12.00 M’T Darts Gold Further archive games. 1.00 AM Darts Highlights of this evening’s Grand Slam of Darts matches.
5.00 to 6.00 AM Darts Gold
Picks of TV the day
What’s on
12.00 NOON American Football San
AM The Sky Sports Years 1998/1999.
Sporting Rivalries American Football NFL highlights. Racing News Preview. French Rugby Union Top 14 action.
12.00 NOON The Sky Sports Years 2.00 PM American Football San Diego Chargers v Chicago Bears.
3.00 The Sky Sports Years Sky’s coverage in 1998 and 1999.
5.00 American Football San Diego 6.00 7.00 7.30 8.00 9.00
Chargers v Chicago Bears. Sporting Rivalries A look at the basketball and ice hockey rivalries shared between the USSR and USA. Sportswomen Talking points in the world of women’s sport. Racemax Motorsport round-up. American Football San Diego Chargers v Chicago Bears. NFL: A Football Life A profile of former quarterback Doug Flutie. Racemax Motorsport round-up.
9.30 10.00 WWE: Late Night – Smackdown 11.00 American Football San Diego Chargers v Chicago Bears.
12.00 2.00 3.00 4.00
M’T The Sky Sports Years AM American Football
Sporting Rivalries As 6.00pm. to 6.00 AM The Sky Sports Years
6.00 AM Motorsport 7.00 Australian Football 7.30 Game of the Week 8.00 Premier League Review 9.00 lMotorcycling MotoGP pre-season testing from Valencia.
Diego Chargers v Chicago Bears.
1.00 PM Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 12.00 NOON Premier League Review 1.00 PM lMotorcycling 2.00 Cricket India v South Africa. Further coverage of the MotoGP 3.00 Cricket Highlights of the final day 4.00
of the first Test between Australia and New Zealand in Brisbane. Cricket Highlights of the final day of the first Test between India and South Africa staged in Mohali. WWE: Smackdown US wrestling.
5.00 7.00 lGreyhound Racing
Coverage of the prestigious William Hill St Leger meeting at Wimbledon, including the RFS Puppy Derby. 9.30 SPFL Round-Up A review of the latest Scottish football action. 10.00 Spanish Football La Liga. 10.30 Football Major League Soccer. 11.00 Sportswomen Talking points in the world of women’s sport. 11.30 Racemax Motorsport round-up. 12.00 M’T SPFL Round-Up As 9.30pm. 12.30 AM Spanish Football La Liga. 1.00 Football MLS round-up. 1.30 Premiership Years 1995/96, 1996/97.
5.30 to 6.00 AM Spanish Football
pre-season testing from Valencia.
4.00 Rugby Tonight Highlights from the English Premiership and Europe.
5.30 The Ultimate Fishing Show 6.00 Basketball Sacramento Kings v San Antonio Spurs in the NBA.
8.00 Boxing Tonight A round-up of all of the latest action and news, including the WBO welterweight title bout between Timothy Bradley and Brandon Rios in Las Vegas.
6.00 AM Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football Recent MLS action. 9.00 Football Highlights from Wales v Israel in the Euro 2016 qualifiers. 12.00 NOON Football MLS action. 1.00 PM Spanish Football La Liga. 2.00 Dutch Football Eredivisie action. 3.00 Football The Euro 2016 Group F qualifier between Northern Ireland and Hungary from Windsor Park. 5.00 Dutch Football Eredivisie news. 6.00 News HQ at 6 Sports news. 7.00 Football Further highlights of the Euro 2016 qualifiers involving the home countries, including Scotland v Germany at Hampden Park, Lithuania v England from the LFF Stadium in Vilnius, Northern Ireland v Hungary at Windsor Park in Belfast and England v Switzerland played at Wembley Stadium. 12.00 M’T Dutch Football Eredivisie news. 1.00 to 6.00 AM Football Further action from the Euro 2016 qualifying games, featuring England v Estonia from Wembley, Lithuania v England at the LFF Stadium in Vilnius, Republic of Ireland v Georgia at the Aviva Stadium in Dublin, and Scotland v Germany at Hampden Park.
The Harry Hill Movie Sky Movies Family, 6.25pm Harry visits Blackpool with his Nan (Julie Walters) and his pet hamster – but it’s part of a plot by his evil twin
9.00 UFC: Beyond the Octagon 9.30 UFC: Ultimate Insider 10.00 Classic Boxing Mike Tyson. 12.00 M’T Boxing Tonight 1.00 AM lBasketball Milwaukee Bucks v Boston Celtics, tip-off 1am.
3.30 4.00 4.30 5.00 5.30
Sky 406 Virgin 516/HD 506
Sky 404 Virgin 514/HD 504
6.00 8.00 9.00 11.00 11.30
Sky 413 Virgin 531/HD 527
Sky 403 Virgin 513/HD 503
6.00 AM Darts Gold Memorable matches. 7.00 Darts Grand Slam of Darts. 11.00 Darts Gold Action from the archives.
UFC: Beyond the Octagon UFC: Ultimate Insider Global Goals Football action. Australian Football A-League. to 6.00 AM Italian Football Sky 414 Virgin 533/HD 529
6.00 AM Italian Football Round-up of the
1.30
5.00 5.30 6.00 6.30
latest action from Serie A, featuring Verona v Bologna, AC Milan v Atalanta, Torino v Inter Milan, Roma v Lazio, Empoli v Juventus, Frosinone v Genoa and Palermo v Chievo. PM Italian Football Further action from Serie A, including Sassuolo v Carpi, Napoli v Udinese and Sampdoria v Fiorentina. Italian Football Serie A review. Football Champions League news. Game of the Week The best match from the past week’s action. SPFL Highlights Round-up of the latest football from Scotland.
Calendar Girls Sky Movies Comedy, 8.00pm Helen Mirren stars in this comedy drama telling the story of a memorable Women’s Institute charity calendar
7.00 European Football Show James Richardson and guests take a look at all the goals from Ligue 1, Serie A, the Primeira Liga and the Bundesliga from the weekend. 9.00 Football Champions League. 9.30 Italian Football Serie A. 10.00 German Football Bundesliga. 11.00 French Football Ligue 1 action. 12.00 M’T Italian Football Including Empoli v Juventus, Palermo v Chievo, Napoli v Udinese and Sassuolo v Carpi. 5.00 SPFL Highlights Scottish football.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides SM Action/Adventure, 9.00pm Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow
5.30 to 6.00 AM Fletch & Sav: The Best Bits
TV Sport
What’s on
Sky 405 Virgin 515/HD 505
6.00 AM Golf Archive and recent action. 9.00 Golf Sanderson Farms Championship and Panasonic Open highlights.
11.00 Golf The 1992 Honda Classic.
12.00 NOON Golf Highlights from the Sanderson Farms Championship.
1.00 PM Golf WGC HSBC Champions. 2.00 Golf Panasonic Open highlights. 3.00 Golf The Trilby Tour Championship of Derbyshire at Breadsall Priory.
4.00 Golf WGC HSBC Champions. 5.00 Golf Highlights from the Sanderson Farms Championship.
6.00 Sporting Rivalries Gymnastics rivalry between Romania and USSR.
6.30 Golfing World Magazine. 7.00 Golf Tour Championship final. 9.00 Golf Sanya Ladies Open. 10.00 lPoker Sky Poker Live.
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12.00 M’T Poker 1.00 AM Golfing World 1.30 Racemax 2.00 to 6.00 AM Golf
Sky 410 Virgin 523/HD 521
7.30 7.40 8.00 9.00 10.00
AM WATTS Eurosport highlights. Racing Preview. Motorsport The 6 Hours of Shanghai. Motorsport World Touring Cars. Cricket Sri Lanka v West Indies.
1.30
PM Athletics Action from this year’s
Sky 417 Virgin 532/HD 528
6.00 6.30 8.00 9.30 11.00
AM Rallying WRC magazine. Rugby Tonight Rugby union news. German Football Bundesliga 2. Football FC United v Chesterfield. Liverpool: Team of the Eighties
pick
12.00 NOON Football Classics 1.00 PM Rallying WRC magazine. 5.00 1.30 NBA Inside Stuf Basketball. 5.30 Football’s Greatest 2.00 Basketball NBA highlights. 6.00 Football Action from the Under-17s 4.00 Motorcycling Highlights of the World Championships in Beijing. Triathlon Challenge Wanaka.
World Cup final staged in Chile.
7.30 Cycling Highlights of the E3 Harelbeke one-day race in Belgium.
8.30 Cycling Gent-Wevelgem race. 9.30 Motorcycling MotoAmerica Superbikes action from Wisconsin. 10.30 Motorsport Blancpain Sprint GT.
11.30 GT Academy: Back to Basics 11.45 Motorcycling MotoAmerica. 12.45 to 1.05 AM GT Academy: Back to Basics
weekend’s Valencia Grand Prix.
7.00 MotoGP Chequered Flag 8.00 Football FA Cup first-round action. 8.30 Brazilian Football Corinthians v Coritiba in the Brasileiro Serie A.
10.00 NBA Inside Stuf Basketball. 10.30 Warren Miller’s Cold Fusion
12.30 AM Football FA Cup highlights. 1.00 lAmerican Football Coverage of a match from the NCAA.
4.00 to 6.00 AM Snow Unleashed
GREYHOUNDS ST LEGER
Greyhound Racing Sky Sports 2, 7.00pm A stellar field will be appearing at the prestigious William Hill St Leger from Wimbledon in an evening of racing that also includes the RFS Puppy Derby
SKY/VIRGIN MOVIES 10 November TUESDAY Premiere
Comedy
Sky 301 Virgin 401/HD 431 6.00 AM Assassin See 12.15am.
Sky 308 Virgin 408/HD 438 6.15 AM Trail of the Pink Panther
8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 8.05
See 6.15pm.
PRIME-TIME
adventure. (2014, 15) ★ 2.30 PM Assassin See 12.15am. 4.00 American Sniper As 10pm. 6.15 Jingle All the Way 2 Festive comedy starring Larry the Cable Guy. (2014, U) ★
8.00 Wild Fact-based drama.
8.00 πCalendar Girls Comedy. A local WI group causes a stir with a nude calendar. Stars Helen Mirren. (2003, 12) ★★★★★
9.50 Horrible Bosses 2
Biopic of US Navy Seal sniper Chris Kyle. Stars Bradley Cooper and Sienna Miller. (2014, 15) ★★★★
12.15 AM Assassin Thriller starring Danny Dyer. (2014, 15) ★ 1.55 Let Us Prey Horror thriller. (2014, 18) ★★★ 3.30 to 5.30 AM Extinction ★
Christmas 8.05 Sleepless in Seattle 10.00 12.05 2.00 4.10
Comedy. Three men kidnap an investor’s son. Stars Jason Bateman and Jason Sudeikis. (2014, 15) ★★
11.40 About Last Night (2014) ★★ 1.25 AM Lake Placid (1999, 15) ★★★★ 2.50 Milk (1998, 15) ★★ 4.30 to 6.10 AM Trail of the Pink Panther As 6.15am.
Disney
Sky 303 Virgin 410/HD 440 6.00 AM Snowmen (2010, PG) ★★
(1993, PG) ★★★★★ A Christmas Carol As 6.10pm. PM The Grinch See 8.00pm. Die Hard 2 See 10.00pm. Last Holiday Comedy. (2005, 12) ★★★
6.10 A Christmas Carol Adaptation of the Dickens novel. (1984, U) ★★★★
Sky 305 Virgin 405/HD 435 6.30 AM Mulan II (2004, U) ★★★
8.00 Tangled See 8.00pm. 9.45 The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) ★★★★ 12.10 PM Flubber (1997, U) ★★★ 2.10 Prom (2011, U) ★★★ 4.05 The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) ★★★★ 6.30 Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast Animated fantasy. (2014, U) ★★★
8.00 The Grinch Comic fantasy. 8.00 Tangled Animation.
A grouchy creature plots to ruin Christmas. Stars Jim Carrey. (2000, PG) ★★★★ 10.00 Die Hard 2 Action thriller sequel. A cop attempts to foil a terrorist plot to take over Washington’s Dulles airport. Stars Bruce Willis. (1990, 18) ★★★★
12.10 AM The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992, U) ★★★★ 2.05 Bad Santa (2003, 15) ★★★★ 4.20 to 6.00 AM Snow Day (2000, PG) ★★
Crime/Thriller Sky 309 Virgin 409/HD 439 6.10 AM Veronica Mars Comedy
9.50
Animation. (1981, U) ★★★ 1.40 Glory Road (2006, PG) ★★★ 4.10 to 6.00 AM Sky High Fantasy comedy. (2005, PG) ★★★
Greats Sky 304 Virgin 404/HD 434 6.15 AM When Harry Met Sally…
(1989, 15) ★★★★★
8.00 Philomena See 3.50pm. 10.00 Frost/Nixon Fact-based
Drama. (2013, 15) ★★★
11.20 The Bank Job See 7.05pm. 1.15 PM Conspiracy Theory
PRIME-TIME
Drama. (2012, 15) ★★★★ 5.15 Felony (2013, 15) ★★★
7.05 The Bank Job Thriller.
9.00
A bank robber accidentally steals top-secret files. Stars Jason Statham. (2008, 15) ★★★★ Ocean’s Twelve Crime caper sequel. A gang of thieves attempts to steal $160million. Stars George Clooney. (2004, 12) ★★★
11.10 Kill the Irishman (2011) ★★ 1.00 AM Eastern Promises ★★★★ 2.45 Single White Female (1992) ★★★★ 4.35 to 6.15 AM Point Last Seen (1998) ★★
7.45 Free Willy See 9.50pm. 9.50 Walking with Dinosaurs 11.30 Ella Enchanted Fantasy
thriller. (2000, 15) ★★★★
12.00 NOON Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003, 12) ★★★ 2.00 PM Lucy See 7.15pm. 3.45 Into the Storm (2014, 12) ★★ 5.20 Man of Tai Chi Action
7.15 Lucy Thriller. A courier is
Comedy. (1998, 12) ★★★
7.15 Elf Fantasy comedy. A man
9.00
raised as an elf at the North Pole searches for his human parents. Stars Will Ferrell. (2003, PG) ★★★★ The Green Mile Drama. A prison guard encounters a death-row inmate with magical powers. Stars Tom Hanks. (1999, 18) ★★★★★
12.05 AM American Pie (1999, 15) ★★★★ 1.45 Big Night (1995, 15) ★★★★ 3.45 The Waterboy 5.30 to 7.30 AM Arthur 2 (1988, PG) ★★
Comedy. (2013, PG) ★★
8.00 Dolphin Tale 2 Family
given superhuman powers. Stars Scarlett Johansson. (2014, 15) ★★★
9.00 πPirates of the 9.50 Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Fantasy starring Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz and Geoffrey Rush. (2011, 12) ★★★★
11.30 War Thriller. (2007, 18) ★★★ 1.30 AM The Knights of Badassdom (2013, 15) ★★ 3.10 to 5.00 AM City Heat Crime
11.45 1.25 3.10 4.40
thriller. (1984, 15) ★★★★
Sci-Fi/Horror Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441 6.00 AM Deliver Us from Evil
Horror. (2014, 15) ★★
8.05 Ghost Rider See 4.45pm. 10.05 X-Men: Days of Future Past See 6.45pm. 12.20 PM Project Almanac As 9.00pm. 2.20 Captain America: The Winter Soldier Comic-book thriller
drama sequel starring Nathan Gamble and Harry Connick Jr. (2014, U) ★★★ Free Willy Drama. A boy befriends a captive killer whale and plans to release it after he learns it is to be killed. Stars Jason James Richter. (1993, U) ★★★★
Look Who’s Talking ★★★★ AM Ella Enchanted ★★★ The Harry Hill Movie ★★ to 6.15 AM Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) ★★★
Showcase Sky 310 Virgin 403/HD 433 7.35 AM Labor Day (2013) ★★★
9.35 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles See 8.00pm. 11.35 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason See 6.00pm. 1.35 PM Birdman See 9.45pm. 4.15 Burying the Ex Comedy horror. (2014, 15) ★★
sequel. (2014, 12) ★★★★ 4.45 Ghost Rider Adventure fantasy. (2006, 12) ★★★★
6.00 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason Romantic comedy
6.45 X-Men: Days of Future Past Fantasy adventure.
8.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fantasy. Four
9.00
Wolverine is sent back in time to prevent a war. Stars Hugh Jackman. (2014, 12) ★★★★ Project Almanac Sci-fi thriller. A teenager builds a time machine. Stars Jonny Weston. (2014, 12) ★★★
11.00 28 Days Later (2002, 18) ★★★★★ 1.00 AM 28 Weeks Later (2007, 18) ★★★★ 2.45 Saw IV (2007, 18) ★★ 4.25 to 6.00 AM Ice (1998, 12) ★★
TCM Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416 6.00 AM Kung Fu Double-bill.
8.00 They Were Expendable War 10.30 12.50 3.00
(1991, 12) ★★★★★
3.50 Philomena Drama. (2013, 12) ★★★★ 5.35 The Waterboy
adventure. (2004, PG) ★★★
1.20 PM Dolphin Tale 2 As 8pm. 3.15 Happily N’Ever After (2005, U) ★★ 4.50 Walking with Dinosaurs (2013, U) ★★ 6.25 πThe Harry Hill Movie
adventure. (2013, 15) ★★★
drama. (2008, 15) ★★★★
12.05 PM Elf See 7.15pm. 1.50 City Slickers Comedy.
Thriller. (1997, 15) ★★★
3.40 Wish You Were Here
An abducted princess with magical hair escapes. With the voice of Mandy Moore. (2010, PG) ★★★★ The Parent Trap Comedy remake. Identical-twin sisters decide to swap places. Stars Dennis Quaid. (1998, PG) ★★★
12.05 AM The Fox and the Hound
mystery. (2014, 12) ★★★
8.10 Alone (2013, 15) ★★★ 9.45 The Washington Snipers
7.45 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides See 9.00pm. 10.15 Charlie’s Angels Comedy
comedy. (2014, 15) ★★
A woman embarks on an epic 1,000-mile trek. Stars Reese Witherspoon. (2014, 15) ★★★★
10.00 American Sniper
PRIME-TIME
10.25 12.20 2.20 4.10 Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (1983, 15) ★★★ 6.05 Let’s Be Cops Action
Family Sky 306 Virgin 406/HD 436 6.05 AM Happily N’Ever After
5.30
drama. (1945, U) ★★★★ Never So Few Action drama. (1959, PG) ★★★★ PM Kung Fu Double-bill. The Train Adventure. (1964, PG, b&w) ★★★★ Prisoner of War Korean War drama starring Ronald Reagan. (1954, 18) ★★★
7.05 The Defector Thriller. A US physicist is recruited as a spy in East Germany. Stars Montgomery Clift. (1966, 15) ★★★
9.00 The Crying Game Thriller. A fugitive IRA man befriends a British soldier’s ex-girlfriend. Stars Stephen Rea. (1992, 18) ★★★★
11.05 The Long Kiss Goodnight Thriller starring Geena Davis. (1996, 18) ★★★
1.15 to 2.45 AM Catalina Caper Musical. (1967, 12) ★★★
sequel. (2004, 15) ★★★
9.45
11.50 1.30 3.30 5.15
humanoid amphibians try to protect New York. Stars Megan Fox. (2014, 12) ★★ Birdman Drama. A faded actor tries to relaunch his career on Broadway. Stars Michael Keaton and Emma Stone. (2014, 15) ★★★★★
Burying the Ex See 4.15pm. AM Labor Day (2013) ★★★ The Package (2012, 15) ★★ to 7.00 AM The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box
True Christmas Sky 321 FS 302 Virgin 424 5.00 AM The Christmas Choir
Drama. (2008, U) ★★★
7.00 A Christmas Visitor Drama. (2002, PG) ★★★
9.00 A Song for the Season ★★ 11.00 The Christmas List (1997, U) ★★★ 1.00 PM Christmas Card Drama. (2006, PG) ★★ 3.00 A Song for the Season (1999, U) ★★ 5.00 All I Want for Christmas (2007, U) ★★
7.00 Three Wise Women Drama. Stars Lauren Coe, Hugh O’Conor and Amy Huberman. (2010, PG) ★
9.00 Borrowed Hearts Drama. A single mother and her boss pretend to be married. Stars Eric McCormack and Roma Downey. (1997, PG) ★★
11.00 Little Women 2 of 2. Drama starring Meredith Baxter.
1.00 AM The Waltons Double-bill. 3.00 to 5.00 AM Little House on the Prairie
Brilliant ★★★★★ Great ★★★★ Good ★★★ Watchable ★★ Rubbish ★
RADIO RADIO 1
FREEVIEW 700
Sky 0101 Virgin 901 Freesat 700 4.00am Yasser. 6.30 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Adele Roberts. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Dev. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 Radio 1’s Stories. 10.00 Huw Stephens: New music. 1.00 to 4.00am Annie Nightingale.
RADIO 2
FREEVIEW 702
Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00pm Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo: With guest chef Nigel Slater. 7.00 Jamie Cullum. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 Bill Kenwright’s Golden Years. 11.00 Sounds of the 20th Century. 12.00m’t After Midnight. 3.00 to 5.00am Sounds of the 80s.
RADIO 3
TUESDAY
9.45 Wild See 8.00pm. 12.00 NOON Extinction Fantasy
Comedy. (1982, PG) ★★ Analyze That Gangster comedy. (2002, 15) ★★★ Let’s Be Cops See 6.05pm. PM Calendar Girls As 8.00pm. Big Daddy (1999, 12) ★★★
Action/Adventure Sky307 Virgin 407/HD 437 6.00 AM Into the Storm (2014) ★★
FREEVIEW 703
Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 12.00noon Composer of the Week: Chabrier. 1.00pm News; Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30
Composer of the Week: Chabrier. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert: From Manchester. 10.00 Free Thinking Festival. 10.45 The Free Thinking Essay: New Generation Thinkers. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30 to 6.30am Through the Night.
RADIO 4
FREEVIEW 704
Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704 6.00am Today. 8.30 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament. 9.00 The Life Scientific. 9.30 One to One. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Every
Time a Friend Succeeds Something Inside Me Dies – The Life of Gore Vidal. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Natural Histories. 11.30 Maddy Prior. 12.00noon News. 12.05pm The Why Factor. 12.15 Call You and Yours; Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Raising the Bar: 100 Years of Black British Theatre and Screen. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Drama: Fat Little Thing. 3.00 Short Cuts. 3.30 Costing the Earth. 4.00 Law in Action. 4.30 A Good Read. 5.00 PM. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Gloomsbury. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45 Children in Need: D for Dexter – Snakes and Ladders. 8.00 File on 4. 8.40 In Touch. 9.00 All in the Mind. 9.30 The Life Scientific; Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Death in the Fifth Position. 11.00 Liam Williams. 11.30 Today in Parliament. 12.00m’t News and Weather. 12.30am Book of the Week: Every Time a Friend Succeeds Something Inside Me Dies – The Life of Gore Vidal. 1.00 BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. 5.30 News Briefing; Prayer for the Day. 5.45 to 6.00am Farming Today; Tweet of the Day.
RADIO 5 LIVE
FREEVIEW 705
Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 5 Live Daily. 1.00pm Afternoon Edition. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport: A round-up of the day’s news. 9.00 5 Live Sport: Investigating how people with little or no sight follow and enjoy sports. 10.30 Phil Williams: News and sport stories. 1.00 to 5.00am Up All Night.
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f the da o s k ic P V T
What’s on
BBC 1
BBC 2
Available in HD on Sky 101/141 F’view 101 Virgin 108 F’sat 108
6.00 AM Breakfast News and sport. (S) 13184985 9.15 The Wanted 3 of 10. (S, AD, HD) 7049633 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer Property series. (S, Rpt, HD) 5994461 Two Minutes Silence
11.05 11.35 12.20 1.00 1.30 1.45
2.15 3.00
Emmerdale ITV, 7.00pm Sibling rivalry… Robert
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10.00 Peep Show 1 of 6. Return of the comedy starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Mark has a new flatmate. See feature, page 17. (S) 969275
10.35 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown With guests Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer and Jack Whitehall. (S, Rpt, HD) 924237 11.35 24 Hours in A&E (S, Rpt, HD) 511072 12.30 AM The Insider Fact-based drama.
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8.00 Midsomer Murders The Maid in Splendour: Detective drama starring John Nettles and John Hopkins. A barman is shot dead while walking near a ruined woodland cottage – and Barnaby’s investigation soon reveals a clash between the unofficial squire and his abrasive son, who now runs the pub. Also stars William Gaunt, Dave Hill and Freddie Jones.
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Comedy series starring Josh Widdecombe. See feature, page 22.
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6.55 fBig Comedy. A boy is magically transported into the body of a 30-year-old man and applies his childlike enthusiasm to the problems of adult life. Stars Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins, Robert Loggia, John Heard and Jared Rushton. (1988, PG) ★★★★★
9.00 πfZero Dark
Thirty Fact-based drama about military and intelligence operatives trying to track down Osama bin Laden over 10 years. Stars Jessica Chastain, Jason Clarke and Joel Edgerton. (2012, 15) ★★★★★
12.05 AM fThe Informers Crime thriller. The lives of assorted residents of 1980s LA interweave over the course of a week. Stars Billy Bob Thornton and Kim Basinger. (2009, 15) ★★★ 1.55 to 3.55 AM fThe King of Pigs Korean animated thriller featuring the voice of Ik-joon Yang. Subtitled. (2011, 15) ★★★
5★
Great Canal Journeys River Cottage Bites fMy Darling Clementine
Vintage John Ford western starring Henry Fonda as Marshal Wyatt Earp. With Victor Mature and Linda Darnell. (1946, U, b&w) ★★★★★ 1.25 PM Time Team Double-bill.
3.35 Walking Through History
4.40 fTwo Rode Together Western. A hard-drinking frontier marshal is hired by the US Army to rescue pioneers captured by Comanches years before. Stars James Stewart. (1961, PG) ★★★
AM Phil: Secret Agent Down Under
Searching for a second home on Fuerteventura in the Canary Islands.
5.00 Traic Cops A cyclist discovers a man’s body in undergrowth.
6.00 Ice Road Truckers Rick suffers
5.45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away
a mishap on the ice, damaging the oil panel underneath his rig.
Lewes in Sussex or Zadar in Croatia.
6.50 Great Canal Journeys
7.00 American Pickers The duo
Veteran actors Timothy West and Prunella Scales head to Llangollen, Denbighshire, where they spent their honeymoon 50 years ago.
7.55 Grand Designs Kevin McCloud
journey to London, where they consider buying a motorbike and a telephone box with a risqué history.
8.00 QI XL Extended version of the
follows the progress of a designer and his wife as they try to create their dream home on a prime piece of land on the Isle of Wight.
9.00 Car SOS New edition 4 of 10.
comedy quiz series presented by Stephen Fry. Guests Sandi Toksvig, Lee Mack and Jimmy Carr join regular panellist Alan Davies.
9.00 Not Going Out Triple-bill of the
Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend visit Northumberland to restore a 1934 Morgan F4 three-wheeler, which was stored in a shed for 50 years.
comedy series starring Tim Vine. Tim accidentally picks up a coat containing a pocket full of drugs. 9.40 A 20-year-old woman turns up on Lee’s doorstep and claims that she may be his daughter. 10.20 Lee promises to stop treating Lucy’s flat as if he owns it.
10.00 Inside Rolls-Royce Behind the scenes at the car manufacturer’s factory, where the team builds the Celestial Phantom – complete with diamond-studded interior.
11.00 999: What’s Your Emergency?
12.05 1.05 2.05 3.10
Tonight, paramedics are called to a stabbing victim in Southend, Essex, and a drunken 18-year-old on his first night out in central London. AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA From Everett, Washington. Car SOS See 9.00pm. Inside Rolls-Royce As 10.00pm. to 3.40 AM A Place in the Sun
Extreme Fishing with Robson Green Ice Road Truckers American Pickers Traic Cops See 5.00pm. Top Gear Double-bill. PM Storage Hunters UK Ice Road Truckers American Pickers Top Gear Three luxurious vehicles are tested by the hosts in Albania.
The Leeds and Liverpool Canal.
4.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun
AM Flip Men
Drama
Pick
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FV 11 Sky 152 Freesat 144 Virgin 123
7.10 AM The Bill 8.00 Monarch of the Glen 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00 PM Goodnight Sweetheart 1.40 Steptoe and Son 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Monarch of the Glen 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Steptoe and Son Comedy series. 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine Vintage
6.00 8.00 9.00 10.30 11.30 12.30 2.00 3.00
10.00 11.00 12.00 12.55 1.55 2.50
comedy. A cosmetic surgeon forces his assistant to pose as his wife and then begins to realise that he has genuine feelings for her. Stars Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman. (2011, 12) ★★ 11.20 fThe Losers Action thriller. A team of soldiers seeks revenge on a supervillain with the help of an enigmatic woman. Stars Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (2010, 12) ★★★ 1.15 AM Big Tips Texas Reality series.
1.50 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole 2.50 to 3.00 AM Access Showbiz news.
7.20 8.00 10.00 11.15 12.00 1.00 3.00
comedy. Howard grows convinced that he was abandoned at birth. Goodnight Sweetheart Yvonne’s absence causes problems for Gary. Dalziel & Pascoe On Beulah Heights: The duo investigate the murder of an eight-year-old girl. New Tricks An old investigation is reopened following the discovery of a bloodstained pair of hot pants. Birds of a Feather Sharon decides to give the café a new image. M’T The Bill Police drama series. Leela suspects Sheelagh of racism. AM Rumpole of the Bailey to 4.00 AM Garden Makers
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00
AM Sunrise 7.00 Most Haunted
6ixth Sense with Colin Fry The Jerry Springer Show 60 Minute Makeover Motorway Patrol Double-bill. PM The Jerry Springer Show UK Border Force Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 4.00 Road Wars Double-bill. The Dog Whisperer Monkey Life Double-bill. Stargate Atlantis (S4, ep15) Murder Book An investigation into the disappearance of Greg Holman.
10.00 The Following Hardy, Parker and Weston prepare to storm the mansion. (S1, ep14 of 15) 11.00 Nothing to Declare Double-bill. 12.00 M’T Most Daring 1.00 AM Road Wars
PRIME-TIME
9.00
dead marine comes back to life on the autopsy table. (S4, ep18) 8.00 The unit is tipped off about terrorist activity. (S4, ep19) Castle New episode The author investigates after a Santa Claus impersonator dies, apparently while flying over Central Park. (S5, ep9) Body of Proof Megan, Tommy and the team investigate the death of a 17-year-old girl. (S3, ep3) The Mentalist (S7, ep3) M’T CSI: NY (S7, ep13) AM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Played Thriller series. (S1, ep10) to 3.00 AM Access
10 PM
the comedy quiz presented by Dara O Briain. With Andy Parsons, Mark Steel and Adam Hills. 1.00 With Michael McIntyre and Lucy Porter. 1.40 Not Going Out Triple-bill. 3.40 to 4.00 AM Flip Men
9.00 AM Neighbours 9.30 Home and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 12.00 NOON My Wife and Kids 1.00 PM Cowboy Builders Double-bill. 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Scrubs 5.55 Access 6.00 πNeighbours 6.30 Home and Away New episode Evie and Tank share their first kiss.
9
PM
the comedian’s 2010 stand-up tour.
FV 30 Sky 176 Freesat 131 Virgin 151
7.00 Top 20 Funniest Clips series. 8.00 Now That’s Funny! Clips series. 9.00 fJust Go With It Romantic
8
PM
12.20 AM Mock the Week Double-bill of
7.00 7.50 8.50 10.55 12.10 2.10 3.55 5.00 6.00 7.00
Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Columbo By Dawn’s Early Light. Diagnosis Murder 11.55 Access PM NCIS Double-bill. Mystery Woman Redemption. Access 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: NY (S8, ep4) 6.55 Access NCIS Double-bill. A supposedly
7
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11.00 πnTim Vine: The Joke-Amotive A recording from
FV 21 Sky 174 Freesat 129 Virgin 153
AM Diagnosis Murder
WEDNESDAY
FV 28 Sky 136 Freesat 122 Virgin 144/HD 145
2.00 Sexcetera 3.00 Most Shocking 4.00 Most Haunted Stoke-on-Trent. 5.00 to 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
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7 PM 8 PM 9 PM 10 PM
AM The Re-Inventors
The Story of Wales Cash in the Attic Antiques Roadshow Deep Wreck Mysteries Hidden Histories: WWI’s 12.00 Forgotten Photographs D-Day: The Last Heroes 1.00 NOON Time Team Special PM Secrets of Stonehenge Deep Wreck Mysteries Raiders of the Lost Past 3.00 Time Team Secrets of Stonehenge Medieval Murder Mysteries The death of playwright 5.00 Christopher Marlowe. 6.00
7.00 Mummies Alive
8.00 The True Story
of Mary Celeste
9.00 The Bermuda
Triangle: Beneath the Waves Bruce
and Miss King are called into action when a modernday Jack the Ripper targets some important diplomats.
9.00 fWilling
to Kill: The Texas Cheerleader Story
Drama. A Texas mother attempts to murder the rival of her high-school cheerleader daughter. Stars Lesley Ann Warren, Tess Harper and Dennis Christopher. (1992, PG) ★
10.00 Could We Survive
a Mega-Tsunami?
Assessing the possible effects of a mega-tsunami in the Atlantic ocean.
Following the search for a steamship sunk in the Bristol Channel in 1915.
12.00 M’T I Was There: The Great War Interviews 1.00 AM Wainwright Walks 2.00 to 3.00 AM Bullets, Boots and Bandages: How to Really Win at War
Movie Mix FV 32 Sky 185 Freesat 143
10.00 AM Gone But Not Forgotten 11.50 Highway to Heaven 3.00 PM fA Perfect Day Family drama starring Rob Lowe. (2006, PG) ★
5.00 fMarley & Me: The Puppy Years Comedy prequel. The puppy is placed in the care of his owner’s nephew for the summer. Stars Donnelly Rhodes. (2011, U) ★
PRIME-TIME
8.00 The Avengers Steed
Bernado explores the legend of the region.
7.00 fRV: Runaway Vacation Road movie.
An executive takes his family on a cross-country road trip. Stars Robin Williams. (2006, PG) ★★★
9.00 fAttack Force
Action thriller starring Steven Seagal and Lisa Lovbrand. (2006, 15) ★
10.55 fHalf Past Dead
Adventure starring Steven Seagal and Morris Chestnut. (2002, 15) ★★★
1.00 AM Highway to Heaven 4.00 to 6.00 AM Providence
11.00 fWife, Mother, Murderer Crime drama. A woman murders her husband. Stars Judith Light. (1991, 15) ★
2.00 to 3.00 AM f Another Woman Thriller starring Justine Bateman, Kenneth Welsh and James Purcell. (1994, 15) ★★
Challenge FV 46 Sky 145 Freesat 145 Virgin 139 6.00 AM Deal or No Deal
7.30 8.00 9.50 10.50 11.20 11.50 1.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 6.00 7.00 9.00
10.10 1.40 3.40 4.30 5.00
Really
FV 37 Sky 144 Virgin 172
FV 17 Sky 155 Virgin 283
6.00 AM Total Fishing with Matt 6.00 AM One Born: Hayes Angling series. What Happened Next? Little House on the Prairie The Waltons Double-bill. 6.20 Wet Nets Double-bill. 7.00 Home Shopping fA Song for the 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer Season (1999, U) ★★ 8.00 How It’s Made Double-bill. 9.00 Escape to the Country NOON Little House on the 9.00 Put Your Money 10.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals Prairie Rural drama series. Where Your Mouth Is 11.00 Ghost Adventures PM fMoonlight and 10.00 Salvage Squad 1.00 PM DIY SOS: The Big Build Mistletoe Festive drama. 11.00 Auto Trader Double-bill. 2.00 Escape to the Country Stars Candace Cameron 12.00 NOON Extreme Engineering Properties in Wiltshire. Bure. (2008, PG) ★★ 1.00 PM How Do They Do It? 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer fChristmas Every 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 4.00 Border Patrol Double-bill. Day Fantasy starring Erik 3.00 Deadliest Catch 5.00 Helicopter Heroes Von Detten and Robert Freak weather brings 4.00 Put Your Money Hays. (1996, U) ★★★ chaos to a motorway. Where Your Mouth Is Highway to Heaven 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Homes Under the Hammer Property advice series. Touched by an Angel 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor The team celebrates a ceasefire. (S1, ep23) 7.30 Kaplan crashes his scout car. (S1, ep24)
Experts use CGI and fresh evidence in a bid to solve the mystery of the ship.
Quest
AM The Waltons
7.00 M*A*S*H Double-bill.
Revealing the myth and legend of the Wild West through an investigation into a mysterious mummy.
11.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries
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7.00 Salvage Hunters Drew
7.00 Escape to the
8.00 DIY SOS: The Big
Build Nick Knowles and
9.00 Born to Kill A profile of
10.00 Cold Justice
11.00 I Survived Evil A woman eyes, pet food and mirrors. who was kidnapped by a maintenance man. 11.30 Cut flowers, sticky tape and lottery tickets. 12.00 M’T Cold Justice Double-bill of the series.
2.00 AM Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.00 Scrapheap Challenge 5.00 to 6.00 AM Salvage Squad
1.00 2.00 4.00 4.45 5.35
AM Paranormal Witness
Home Shopping Rescue: Code One Wife Swap USA to 6.00 AM Medical Emergency
CBS Reality
CBS Drama
FV 66 Sky 146 Freesat 135 Virgin 148 9.00 AM Medical Detectives
FV 74 Sky 149 Freesat 134 Virgin 197 8.00 AM Knots Landing
Bullseye Game show. 10.00 Hoarders 10.00 Matlock (S5, ep12) Pointless Double-bill. 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 11.00 The District (S3, ep7) Catchphrase Double-bill. 12.00 NOON Nowhere to Hide 12.00 NOON Judge Judy Strike It Lucky Game show. 1.00 PM Judge Judy 1.00 PM Taxi Double-bill. Bullseye Game show. 3.00 Hoarders 2.00 The High Chaparral The Million Pound Drop 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 3.00 Matlock (S5, ep13) PM Pointless Double-bill. 5.00 Judge Judy Back-to-back 4.00 Judge Judy Double-bill. editions of the series Fifteen to One Double-bill. 5.00 The District (S3, ep8) featuring real-life cases. Ninja Warrior Double-bill. 6.00 Knots Landing Double-bill Leading athletes compete of the drama series. (S14, 7.00 Cops: Reloaded Double-bill against amateurs. ep16) 7.00 (S14, ep17) of the documentary series. Fort Boyard Game show. 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 8.00 Judge Judy Double-bill. Robot Wars Game show. 9.00 Sins and Secrets 9.00 Playing the Field Rick The disappearance of an blackmails Geraldine. Pointless Double-bill of influential couple’s son. the quiz series hosted 10.05 Sex and the City Charlotte’s by Alexander Armstrong. boyfriend makes an 10.00 Cold Blood Investigating unusual request. (S1, ep4) the murder of a couple in The Million Pound Drop their Nebraska farmhouse. 10.40 Californication (S2, ep4) Big-money quiz show hosted by Davina McCall. 11.00 Medical Detectives 11.15 Nurse Jackie (S2, ep4) TNA Wrestling The latest Double-bill of the series. 11.50 Jerry Springer Talk show. TNA Impact action. 12.00 M’T I Survived 12.40 AM Sex and the City AM Pointless Double-bill 1.00 AM Sins and Secrets 1.15 Californication (S2, ep4) of the quiz series hosted 2.00 Cold Blood 1.50 Nurse Jackie (S2, ep4) by Alexander Armstrong. 3.00 Shopping 3.30 World’s 2.25 Jerry Springer Talk show. Wildest Police Videos Ninja Warrior 3.10 Beverly Hills 90210 Takeshi’s Castle 4.20 Heir Hunters 4.00 to 5.00 AM to 6.00 AM Fifteen to One 5.10 to 6.00 AM Cheaters The High Chaparral
Monkey Life Double-bill. RSPCA Animal Rescue Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie Documentary. Hawaii Five-0 Double-bill. NOON NCIS: Los Angeles PM Hawaii Five-0 (S2, ep19) 2.00 (S2, ep20) Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie Documentary. Futurama Double-bill. Modern Family (S5, ep18) Futurama Double-bill. The Simpsons Triple-bill
7.00 The Simpsons Lisa leads the cheerleaders in a revolt against the owner. 7.30 Lisa decides to run for class representative.
8.00 πArrow New episode Things start to go downhill with Sara so Oliver reaches out to old friend John Constantine. (S4, ep5)
9.00 πYou, Me and
the Apocalypse
New episode Ariel must embark on a threatening mission. (S1, ep7 of 10)
10.00 Prison: First and Last
24 Hours New edition Documentary series following criminals in four Scottish prisons.
New edition 7 of 10. Exploring the grisly details behind murder cases that remain unsolved.
11.00 How It’s Made Artificial
AM The Dog Whisperer
of the series. Mr Burns’ long-lost son reappears.
notorious murderer Ivan Milat, who killed numerous backpackers in Australia during the early 1990s.
The red king crab season comes to its conclusion, and the crews look back on their experiences.
12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives
4.00 5.00 5.30 6.30
the team build an approved extension for a man who suffered a brain injury.
New edition 7 of 10. Drew visits a castle in Essex and drives a hard bargain on automobile memorabilia.
10.00 Deadliest Catch
3.00
Jones helps a couple with £500,000 find a detached property in Wiltshire.
Rain and thawing snow flood the mine resulting in a cave-in, which sees Jack put his life on the line.
9.00 Salvage Hunters
10.00 12.00 1.00
Country Presenter Aled
Pritchard searches the sheds of a stately home for potentially valuable items, while Julian tests a tank.
8.00 Gold Rush
Sky 106 Virgin 110/HD 109
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Callen
12.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
and Sam search for an employee who escaped a shooting. (S6, ep5)
M’T Hawaii Five-0 AM Legends (S1, ep3 of 10)
Stop, Search, Seize Nothing to Declare to 6.00 AM UK Border Force
ITV Encore Sky 123
6.00 AM The Encore Hour 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 10.00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes The Second Stain 11.05 Heartbeat Rural drama. 12.05 PM Peak Practice 1.10 Robin of Sherwood 2.20 The Chief Crime drama. 3.25 Heartbeat Rural drama. 4.25 Upstairs, Downstairs 5.30 The Return of Sherlock Holmes Musgrave Ritual. 6.40 Poirot Peril at End House: Part Two. Double-bill.
7.55 Poirot The Lost Mine:
A man is reported missing.
9.00 Broadchurch Joe Miller pleads not guilty.
10.00 πnThe Frankenstein Chronicles 1 of 6. Drama. Stars Sean Bean. See feature, page 22.
11.00 Grantchester 12.05 AM Band of Gold 1.10 At Home with the Braithwaites 2.10 Kingdom Drama series. 3.00 Poirot Detective drama. 4.00 to 6.00 AM Encore Hour
VIRGIN & BT Sky Living
Sky 107 Virgin 112/HD 111
Sky 108
AM UK Border Force
6.00 AM Seinfeld Back-to-back
3.00 5.00 6.00
7.00 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia Two friends
7.00 Cold Case The clock is
8.00 Elementary Holmes
8.00 Blue Bloods Erin asks
9.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation Evidence
9.00 πThe Afair New episode Helen’s mistake has big consequences, while a court order sets back Noah. (S2, ep4)
in a suspected hit-and-run suggests it could have been suicide. (S15, ep11)
10.00 Criminal Minds
10.10 Nurse Jackie New
11.00 Criminal Minds (S8, ep11) 12.00 M’T CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S2, ep5) 1.00 AM (S2, ep6) 1.50 Bones Double-bill. 3.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S3, ep10) 4.20 The Real A&E 5.10 to 6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
12.35 2.05 3.15 4.10 5.05
Alibi
Discovery
Sky 132 Virgin 130/HD 200
AM Diagnosis Murder
Murdoch Mysteries Sue Thomas: FB Eye Rizzoli & Isles Double-bill. PM Murdoch Mysteries Sue Thomas: FB Eye Rizzoli & Isles Double-bill. Castle Double-bill. Beckett
struggles to hide her mental trauma. (S4, ep9) 6.00 The author awakes in a locked room. (S4, ep10) 7.00 Father Brown The Church of Apollo arrives in town. 8.00 Crossing Lines A number of film professionals are murdered. (S2, ep9)
9.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries New episode
A grandmother is found dead in her restaurant kitchen. (S3, ep3 of 8) 10.00 Father Brown As 7.00pm. 11.00 Castle Double-bill.
1.00 AM Murdoch Mysteries
Double-bill of the series.
3.00 to 4.00 AM Republic of Doyle
11.20 The Leftovers Mystery drama starring Justin Theroux. (S2, ep6 of 10)
AM Love Child
Curb Your Enthusiasm Vegas (S1, ep4) Star Trek: Enterprise to 6.00 AM David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00
AM How It’s Made
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor Railroad Alaska Fast N’ Loud Double-bill. Wheeler Dealers PM Gold Rush Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaskan Bush People Gold Divers Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition Fast N’ Loud Wheeler Dealers Fast N’ Loud Documentary. Yukon Men New edition
The Tozi River wolf pack continues to encroach. 10.00 Monsters Inside Me New edition A infection brings a tough athlete to his knees.
11.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition Double-bill. 12.00 M’T Edge of Alaska 1.00 AM Yukon Men 2.00 Fast N’ Loud 3.00 Monsters Inside Me 3.50 Edge of Alaska 4.40 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made
leads to trouble for Ben.
The Green Green Grass
by Alexander Armstrong.
6.00 CSI: NY A model dies
The farmhands concoct a virility potion for the bull.
Double-bill. Local election fever strikes the village. 8.40 Geraldine transforms the church into an ark and holds a service for animals.
9.20 Only Fools and
on the catwalk during a fashion show. (S2, ep12)
7.00 CSI: NY A student is killed during an apparent attempt at subway surfing – which involves standing on the roof of a train. (S2, ep13)
Tony joins a keep-fit class.
12.00 M’T French and Saunders
The duo present a spoof of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. 12.40 AM Cheers (S1, ep18) 1.10 Yes Minister Comedy.
New episode Last in the series. One more discovery changes everything for Ben. (S1, ep10 of 10)
10.00 The Strain New episode Eph and Nora contact Zach’s grandparents, and Lyle threatens Justine with indictment. (S2, ep12 of 13)
11.00 CSI: NY Double-bill of the
Fox Sky 124 Virgin 157/HD 199
AM Numb3rs (S3, ep15)
8.00 AM Leverage (S5, ep10) Shopping 9.00 Monk (S4, ep2) Boston Legal (S5, ep13) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S6, ep10) In Plain Sight (S4, ep12) Sea Patrol (S3, ep7) 11.00 The Mentalist (S4, ep16) CSI: Miami (S1, ep11) 12.00 NOON (S4, ep17) NOON NCIS Double-bill. 1.00 PM NCIS Double-bill. PM Law & Order (S12, ep23) 3.00 Leverage (S5, ep11) In Plain Sight (S4, ep13) 4.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S6, ep8) Numb3rs (S3, ep16) Sea Patrol (S3, ep7) 5.00 The Mentalist Double-bill. (S4, ep17) 6.00 (S4, ep18) CSI: Miami (S1, ep12) NCIS DiNozzo and Ziva are 7.00 NCIS The safe house
9.00 How to Get Away with Murder New episode
The team investigates a sex club. (S2, ep3)
is attacked. (S8, ep9) 8.00 A navy officer goes missing. (S8, ep10) 9.00 Tyrant New episode Barry scours the desert for salvation. (S2, ep2)
10.00 Da Vinci’s Demons
Leonardo makes an uneasy alliance. (S3, ep3) 11.10 Family Guy Double-bill.
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.10 AM American Dad! Back-to-back episodes. 2.00 AM Law & Order (S12, ep24) 3.00 Numb3rs (S3, ep16) 2.10 AM The Walking Dead 4.00 Quincy ME (S4, ep6) 3.10 Family Guy (S9, ep7&8) 5.00 to 6.00 AM Boston Legal 4.10 to 5.10 AM American Dad!
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
Ariel must embark on a mission
Danny and Bridget hire an exorcist to drive Sally from the house, and Nora has news for Josh. (S1, ep11)
Universal
sent to retrieve top-secret information. (S6, ep8) 8.00 The team attempts to stop a criminal stealing official secrets. (S6, ep9)
Sky 1, 9.00pm
1.50 Being Human USA
2.35 to 3.00 AM Oddities
Sky 113 Virgin 137
You, Me and the Apocalypse
crime drama. (S1, ep12) 12.00 M’T (S1, ep13) 1.00 AM The Strain As 10.00pm.
2.30 Men Behaving Badly 3.00 French and Saunders 3.30 to 4.00 AM Yes Minister
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 10.00 11.00 12.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 6.00 7.00
When things with Sara take a turn for the worse, Oliver (Stephen Amell) contacts an old friend
9.00 Secrets and Lies
Agnes and the family await the fruits of their fraud. 10.40 Agnes throws Africabound Trevor a party.
11.20 Men Behaving Badly
Sky 1, 8.00pm
New edition Culinary challenge series in which aspiring chefs must prepare a variety of dishes.
offers Del a share in his Australian business empire.
10.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys
Arrow
8.00 MasterChef Australia
Horses A millionaire
Sky 520 Virgin 250/HD 251
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 11.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
Picks of the day
’Allo ’Allo! Double-bill. Wade with another Last of the Summer Wine woman. (S2, ep4) Cheers (S1, ep18) Bewitched Comedy series. 8.00 MasterChef Australia NOON My Family Comedy. 9.00 Tipping Point Quiz series. PM The Green Green Grass 10.00 The Bill Police drama. ’Allo ’Allo! Comedy series. 11.00 Pointless Quiz series. The Brittas Empire 12.00 NOON MasterChef Australia The Vicar of Dibley 1.00 PM Tipping Point Quiz. Last of the Summer Wine 2.00 CSI: NY Double-bill. My Family A simple case 4.00 The Bill Police drama. of mistaken identity soon 5.00 Pointless Quiz presented
8.00 The Vicar of Dibley
episode Comedy starring Edie Falco. (S7, ep3 of 12) 10.45 New episode Medical comedy. (S7, ep4)
Rossi enlists Prentiss, JJ and Morgan to help him in a case he has been unable to solve. (S3, ep14)
Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191
6.15 AM Real Rescues 7.00 Hart of Dixie Zoe sees
prepares for the reopening of the restaurant, Miranda realises that she is more attracted to him than ever.
Danny to provide security for a difficult photographer who is the key witness in her latest case. (S3, ep6)
investigates the suspicious death of a conspiracy theorist while suspended from the NYPD. (S1, ep13)
AM Bewitched
7.20 Miranda As Gary
ticking for Rush and Vera, who are assigned to track down a serial rapist before he strikes again. (S1, ep3)
from Perth channel their Italian heritage into a selection of dishes.
Watch Sky 110 Virgin 126
7.05 episodes of the comedy. Nothing to Declare 7.35 Chopper Squad 8.00 Stargate Atlantis (S5, ep17) 9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 11.00 UK Border Force 10.00 The West Wing (S1, ep7) 11.30 Obese: A Year to Save 11.00 Cold Case (S1, ep2) 12.00 My Life USA New edition 12.00 NOON Without a Trace 12.40 A food-addicted DJ tries to 1.00 PM Blue Bloods (S3, ep5) 1.20 lose half his body weight. 2.00 Stargate Atlantis (S5, ep18) 2.00 NOON Chicago Fire 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2.40 PM Criminal Minds 4.00 David Attenborough’s 4.00 (S3, ep15) 2.00 (S3, ep16) Conquest of the Skies 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene 5.00 The West Wing (S1, ep8) Investigation Double-bill. 6.00 Without a Trace Special (S4, ep9) 4.00 (S4, ep10) episode told from the 6.40 perspective of a missing Wild Vets Double-bill. boy’s parents. (S4, ep8) Nothing to Declare
12.00 1.00
7.10 8.00 10.00 11.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 5.00
GOLD
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Sky Atlantic
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The Affair Sky Atlantic, 9.00pm The judge at Noah’s custody hearing issues an order stopping Alison from contacting the kids
new The Frankenstein Chronicles ITV Encore, 10.00pm Sean Bean in the period drama
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Sky 402 Virgin 512/HD 502 AM Football Gold Archive action.
WWE: Experience US wrestling. Fantasy Football Club: The Highlights PL Legends Schmeichel and Shearer. Premier League Years 2007/2008. Football Recent MLS action.
12.00 NOON Spanish Football 12.30 PM Fantasy Football Club 1.00 Darts Another chance to see last night’s Grand Slam of Darts action.
5.00 Legends of Darts Profiles of Eric Bristow and Jocky Wilson.
5.30 Fantasy Football Club 6.00 Sporting Heroes Wayne Mardle interviews darts legend Eric Bristow.
7.00
lDarts Coverage of the fifth
day’s play in the Grand Slam of Darts at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, featuring the opening four second-round matches, with places in the quarter-finals at stake.
11.00 A League of Their Own Highlights from the comedy quiz.
11.30 Legends of Darts Profiles of Phil Taylor, John Part, Raymond van Barneveld, Bob Anderson, John Lowe and Keith Deller. 1.00 AM Darts Grand Slam of Darts. 5.00 Legends of Darts More profiles. 5.30 to 6.00 AM Darts Gold Archive action.
Picks of TV the day
What’s on
Sky 403 Virgin 513/HD 503
6.00 AM Darts Grand Slam of Darts. 10.00 Cricket’s Greatest Ian Botham.
10.30
Pakistan v England. Coverage of the opening ODI in the four-match series, which comes from the Sheikh Zayed Stadium in Abu Dhabi. The sides met here twice in this format in 2012 as England took the honours on both occasions, with Alastair Cook scoring two centuries. 7.30 PM Cricket’s Greatest Profiles of all-rounders Wasim Akram, Ian Botham and Imran Khan. 9.00 Cricket Highlights of the opening ODI between Pakistan and England from the Sheikh Zayed Stadium. 10.00 Cricket’s Greatest Profiles of former all-rounders England’s Ian Botham and Pakistan’s Imran Khan. 11.00 Cricket Highlights of the opening ODI between Pakistan and England from the Sheikh Zayed Stadium. 12.00 M’T Cricket’s Greatest Profiles of Ian Botham and Imran Khan. 1.00 AM Cricket Pakistan v England. 2.00 Cricket’s Greatest See 12.00m’t. 3.00 Cricket Pakistan v England. 4.00 Cricket’s Greatest See 12.00m’t.
AM The Sky Sports Years
Game Changers With Di Dougherty. Football MLS round-up. The Sky Sports Years From 2000. Racing News Today’s meetings. Sporting Greats Cyclist Eddy Merckx, gymnast Nadia Comaneci and baseball player Babe Ruth.
1.00 PM The Sky Sports Years 3.00 Football Recent MLS matches. 3.30 Spanish Football La Liga action. 4.00 Cricket
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Knights v Cape Cobras. Coverage of the Ram Slam T20 match at the Diamond Oval in Kimberley.
7.15 Cricket: We Love It 8.00 Football Highlights from recent matches in America’s MLS.
8.30 Spanish Football A round-up of recent action from La Liga.
9.00 Watersports Aquatic activities. 10.00 Cricket Action from this evening’s Ram Slam T20 match between Knights and Cape Cobras, held at the Diamond Oval in Kimberley.
1.15 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
AM Cricket: We Love It
Football Gold Archive action. Sports Unlimited Extreme sports. Max Power Motorsport magazine. to 6.00 AM Watersports
Group B qualifier between Wales and Israel from the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff, and Bosnia-Herzegovina v Wales at the Stadion Bilino Polje. 1.00 PM Sky Sports Today The latest sports news and developments. 2.00 Football Highlights of the Euro 2016 Group F qualifier between Northern Ireland and Greece from Windsor Park, and the Group D qualifier between Republic of Ireland and Germany from Dublin. 6.00 News HQ at 6 The latest news. 7.00 Football Highlights of Euro 2016 qualifiers featuring the home nations, including Scotland v Poland at Hampden Park, England v Estonia at Wembley Stadium, Bosnia-Herzegovina v Wales at the Stadion Bilino Polje in Zenica, and the Group E match between England and Switzerland. 12.00 M’T Max Power Magazine. 1.00 AM Watersports Magazine taking a look at global aquatic activities. 2.00 to 6.00 AM Football Highlights of the Euro 2016 qualifier between Republic of Ireland and Germany in Dublin, and Scotland v Poland in Glasgow.
Football Tonight 7.00 Fletch & Sav Global Goals Football highlights. Game of the Week Recent action. Italian Football Serie A action. Motorcycling MotoGP
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pre-season testing from Valencia.
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4.00
Further coverage of the MotoGP pre-season testing from Valencia. Basketball Milwaukee Bucks v Boston Celtics in the NBA.
6.00 Last Week, This Week 6.30 Premier League World 7.00 Football’s Cult Heroes 7.30 Basketball NBA highlights. 8.00 Rugby Tonight Round-up. 9.30 Football FA Cup first round action. 10.00 Premier League World 10.30 Warren Miller’s Storm 12.30 AM
The Last Song Sky Movies Family, 6.05pm A coming-of-age drama in which Miley Cyrus’ sulky teen falls for a local boy while spending summer with her father
lBasketball
Dallas Mavericks v LA Clippers. The NBA match from the American Airlines Center, tip-off 1.00am.
3.30 to 6.00 AM
lBasketball
Portland Trail Blazers v San Antonio Spurs. Tonight’s second NBA match at the Moda Center, tip-off 3.30am.
Sky 406 Virgin 516/HD 506
6.00 AM Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football Highlights of the Euro 2016
Sky 413 Virgin 531/HD 527 AM The Ultimate Fishing Show
12.00 NOON Rallying WRC highlights 12.30 PM World of Football 1.00 Motorcycling
5.00 Legends of Cricket 5.30 to 6.00 AM Cricket’s Greatest
Sky 404 Virgin 514/HD 504
6.00 8.00 8.30 9.00 11.00 11.30
lCricket
6.00 6.30 7.30 8.00 8.30 9.00
Sky 414 Virgin 533/HD 529
6.00 AM Italian Football Serie A action. 6.30 Football Champions League. 7.00 French Football Ligue 1 highlights,
3.00 4.30
featuring Angers v Rennes, Paris Saint-Germain v Toulouse, Lille v Bastia, Marseille v Nice, Bordeaux v Monaco and Lyon v Saint-Etienne. PM Swiss Football Highlights of Basel v Grasshoppers at St Jakob-Park in the Super League. Portuguese Football Highlights of Arouca v Sporting Lisbon. German Football Bundesliga.
Frozen Sky Movies Disney, 6.10pm Snowman Olaf is just one of Queen Elsa’s magical creations in this recordbreaking animated musical fantasy
6.00 7.00 Game of the Week 7.30 Italian Football Serie A. 8.00 Football Champions League. 8.30 European Football Show 10.30 Last Week, This Week 11.00 Fletch & Sav: The Best Bits 11.30 Football Tonight 12.00 12.30 1.30 2.30 3.00 3.30 4.00 4.30 5.00 5.30
M’T Italian Football Serie A. AM French Football Ligue 1.
German Football Bundesliga. Last Week, This Week Football Champions League. Game of the Week Italian Football Serie A. World of Football Fletch & Sav: The Best Bits to 6.00 AM Football Tonight
Pretty Woman Sky Movies Comedy, 10.00pm A millionaire businessman (Richard Gere) and a call-girl (Julia Roberts) spend a week together in Los Angeles
TV Sport
What’s on
Sky 405 Virgin 515/HD 505
6.00 AM Golf 10.00 Golfing World 10.30 Racemax 11.00 Golf
1.00 2.00 2.30 3.00 4.00 5.00 6.00 6.30 7.00 8.00
7.30 AM Tennis 11.30 Racing Previews. 11.45 Triathlon Ben Nevis Braveheart.
PM Golf LET Sanya Ladies Open. Golfing World Magazine show. Racemax Motorsport magazine. Sports Unlimited WWE Main Event US wrestling. WWE: Experience US wrestling. Inside the PGA Tour Golf update. Golf European Tour Weekly. Fishing Gurus Angling advice. Golf The Charles Schwab Cup
12.15
Championship from Scottsdale. Golf Inside the PGA Tour. Golf European Tour Weekly.
9.30 9.45
9.00 9.30 10.00 WWE: Late Night – Raw
12.00 M’T Fishing Gurus 1.00 AM Golf 2.00 Golf 2.30 European Tour Weekly 3.00 to 8.00 AM Golf The opening
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round of the BMW Masters in China.
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Sky 410 Virgin 523/HD 521
PM Athletics Action from this year’s
World Championships in China.
Sky 417 Virgin 532/HD 528
6.00 7.30 9.30 11.00
AM Boxing Tonight 7.00 Football Squash 8.30 Scottish Football Brazilian Football Brasileiro action. Football Classics Manchester United.
1.00 PM Football FA Cup highlights. 1.30 Rugby Tonight Round-up. 3.00 The Ultimate Fishing Show Women’s Football Chelsea v VfL Wolfsburg. 3.30 Spirit of Yachting Latest news. Coverage of the Champions League 4.00 Football FC United v Chesterfield. last-16, first-leg tie at Wheatsheaf 5.30 Game of the Week Park in Staines, kick-off 7.00pm. 6.00 Football Champions League. Show Jumping The FEI Dressage 6.30 Squash Qatar Classic in Doha. World Cup from Lyon in France. 7.30 Rallying Mayo Forest Rally. Show Jumping FEI World Cup. 8.00 Motorcycling MotoGP Valencia. Golf Highlights of the WGC HSBC 9.00 UFC Embedded Magazine. Champions staged at the Sheshan 10.00 UFC Belfort v Henderson. International in Shanghai, China. 1.00 AM lAmerican Football Action Women’s Football Chelsea v from a College Football match.
pick
6.15 Triathlon Action from the Ben
Nevis Braveheart in Fort William.
6.45
9.05
11.10
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VfL Wolfsburg at Wheatsheaf Park.
12.10 to 1.10 AM Motorcycling MotoAmerica from New Jersey Motorsports Park.
4.00 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 5.00 Rallying Mayo Forest Rally. 5.30 to 6.00 AM Last Week, This Week
CRICKET ONE-DAY INTERNATIONAL
Pakistan v England Sky Sports 2, 10.30am The first of four one-day matches gets under way at the Sheikh Zayed Stadium in Abu Dhabi, with England aiming for a good start against Shoaib Malik and co
SKY/VIRGIN MOVIES Premiere
Comedy
8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 See 6.15pm.
9.45 Wild See 11.45pm. 12.00 NOON Extinction Fantasy adventure. (2014, 15) ★
2.00 PM Assassin See 10.15pm. 4.00 American Sniper As 8.00pm. 6.15 Jingle All the Way 2 Festive
PRIME-TIME
comedy starring Larry the Cable Guy. (2014, U) ★
8.00 American Sniper
10.15
Biopic of US Navy Seal sniper Chris Kyle. Stars Bradley Cooper and Sienna Miller. (2014, 15) ★★★★ Assassin Thriller. A hitman falls for the daughter of a man he killed. Stars Danny Dyer, Gary Kemp and Martin Kemp. (2014, 15) ★
11.45 Wild Fact-based drama. (2014, 15) ★★★★ 1.55 AM Let Us Prey Horror thriller. (2014, 18) ★★★
Sky 308 Virgin 408/HD 438 6.10 AM The Hottie & the Nottie
Comedy. (2008, 12) ★★ 7.45 Bad Manners (1997) ★★★★
9.20 Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Christmas
11.15 Bruce Almighty ★★★★ 1.00 PM The Jewel of the Nile (1985, PG) ★★★★
2.55 Ali G Indahouse ★★★ 4.35 Goldmember (2002) ★★★★ 6.20 The Cable Guy (1996) ★★★★
8.00 Who Framed Roger Rabbit Partly animated comedy starring Bob Hoskins and Christopher Lloyd. (1988, PG) ★★★★★
10.00
Comedy. (1993, 12) ★★★
6.30
pThe Magic
PRIME-TIME
8.00 Miracle on 34th Street
Fantasy remake starring Richard Attenborough, Elizabeth Perkins and Mara Wilson. (1994, U) ★★★★ 10.00 Gremlins Horror comedy. An unusual furry pet spawns a horde of vicious monsters. Stars Phoebe Cates. (1984, 12) ★★★★
12.00 M’T Snowball Express (1972, U) ★★ 1.45 AM Christmas in Wonderland (2007, 12) ★★ 3.35 to 5.30 AM We’re No Angels Comedy. (1954, U) ★★★★
Crime/Thriller Sky 309 Virgin 409/HD 439 6.15 AM Inescapable (2012) ★★
7.50 Frontera (2013, 12) ★★★ 9.35 The Italian Job See 7.05pm. 11.30 Pawn Thriller starring Ray
12.05 1.35 3.15 5.00
Sky 305 Virgin 405/HD 435 6.00 AM Brother Bear 2 ★★
7.25 8.40 10.10 12.00 2.10
thriller. (2000, 15) ★★★★
Animation. (1990, U) ★★★
π
(2013, PG) ★★★★★
8.00 Into the Woods
10.10
Assault on Precinct 13 ★★★ AM Devil’s Knot See 5.10pm. Shame the Devil (2013) ★ to 7.00 AM Sam Churchill: Search for a Homeless Man
PRIME-TIME
Thriller. (1995, 15) ★★★
12.00 NOON Guardians of the Galaxy See 9.00pm. 2.15 PM The Patriot Epic period
Family Sky 306 Virgin 406/HD 436 6.15 AM Lilo & Stitch 2 ★★★
7.30 Contest (2013, PG) ★★ 9.05 Moshi Monsters: The Movie
7.00 300: Rise of an Empire
RADIO 2
6.05
πThe Last Song
8.00 The Ant Bully Animation.
Fantasy sequel starring Sullivan Stapleton and Eva Green. (2014, 15) ★★★
9.00 Guardians of the Galaxy Sci-fi. A band of
Drama. (2010, PG) ★★★
Jumanji See 9.40pm. PM The Ant Bully As 8.00pm. Contest (2013, PG) ★★ Moshi Monsters: The Movie
adventure. (2014) ★★
9.40
escapees from a prison space station takes on an alien warlord. Stars Chris Pratt. (2014, 12) ★★★★
A boy terrorises ants but they teach him a lesson by magically shrinking him to their size. (2006, U) ★★★★ Jumanji Fantasy. A board game unleashes a series of wild creatures upon a small town. Stars Robin Williams. (1995, PG) ★★★★
11.30 Look Who’s Talking Too
RADIO 3
Comedy. (1990, 12) ★★ 1.00 AM The Last Song As 6.05pm. 2.50 Bad News Bears ★★★
Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 12.00noon Composer of the Week: Chabrier. 1.00pm News; Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 3.30 Choral Evensong. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Chabrier. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking Festival. 10.45 The Free Thinking Essay. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30 to 6.30am Through the Night.
Sci-Fi/Horror Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441 6.00 AM Spider-Man See 3.10pm.
8.15 Spider-Man 2 See 5.20pm. 10.30 Spider-Man 3 See 7.30pm. 1.00 PM The Day After Tomorrow
4.45 to 6.00 AM Lilo & Stitch 2
Showcase Sky 310 Virgin 403/HD 433 7.00 AM Dinosaur Island Fantasy
adventure. (2014, PG) ★★
8.30 Magic in the Moonlight Comedy. (2014, 12) ★★★
See 10.00pm. 3.10 Spider-Man Fantasy starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. (2002, 12) ★★★★★ 5.20 Spider-Man 2 Fantasy. Stars Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. (2004, PG) ★★★★★
10.15 A Beautiful Mind As 6.40pm. 1.00 PM Getaway (2013, 12) ★★ 2.55 Magic Magic Thriller starring
7.30 Spider-Man 3 Fantasy.
6.40 A Beautiful Mind Biopic
Juno Temple. (2013, 15) ★★ 4.40 All Is Lost Survival thriller starring Robert Redford. (2013, 12) ★★★★
An alien parasite causes the crimefighter’s dark side to surface. Stars Tobey Maguire. (2007, 12) ★★★★
10.00 The Day After Tomorrow Disaster movie 9.00 starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Dennis Quaid and Emmy Rossum. (2004, 12) ★★★
4.10 to 6.00 AM Little Shop of Horrors (1986, PG) ★★★
5.05 to 6.40 AM Dinosaur Island
sequel. (1992, 15) ★★★ See 8.00pm.
2.00 PM Dog Day Afternoon Thriller. (1975, 15) ★★★★
4.10 The Beach (2000) ★★★★ 6.15 About a Boy Comedy drama. Stars Hugh Grant and Toni Collette. (2002, 12) ★★★★
8.00 The Theory of Everything Biopic of
10.15
astrophysicist Stephen Hawking. Stars Eddie Redmayne and Felicity Jones. (2014, 12) ★★★★ Casino Gangster drama about a Mob-run casino in Las Vegas. Stars Robert De Niro. (1995, 18) ★★★★
1.15 AM Magnolia Ensemble drama. (1999, 18) ★★★★★
4.30 to 7.25 AM For Whom the Bell Tolls Romantic adventure. (1943, PG) ★★★
12.15 AM The Purge: Anarchy
of mathematician John Nash, who suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. Stars Russell Crowe. (2001, 12) ★★★★★ The Judge Legal drama. A lawyer represents his father in court. Stars Robert Duvall. (2014, 15) ★★★
3.50 to 6.00 AM 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ★★★★★
9.30 About a Boy See 6.15pm. 11.45 The Theory of Everything
90 Years of the Grand Ole Opry. 11.00 Trevor Nelson’s Soul Show. 12.00m’t After Midnight. 3.00 to 5.00am Pick of the Pops.
sequel. (1986, 18) ★★★★★ 1.40 AM Death Wish (18) ★★★ 3.25 to 5.30 AM Con Air Action thriller. (1997, 18) ★★★★
11.25 Getaway (2013, 12) ★★ 1.10 AM All Is Lost See 4.40pm. 3.15 Magic in the Moonlight
Greats
FREEVIEW 702
Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00pm Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 The Folk Show with Mark Radclife. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00
11.00 Aliens: Special Edition Sci-fi
Horror. (2014, 15) ★★ 2.15 Barb Wire (1996, 18) ★★
Sky 304 Virgin 404/HD 434 7.30 AM Alien3 Sci-fi thriller
FREEVIEW 700
Animation. (2013, U) ★★★
Animation. (2013, U) ★★★
11.05 1.00 2.35 4.35
drama. (2000, 15) ★★★
5.15 I, Frankenstein Fantasy
RADIO RADIO 1
Sky 0101 Virgin 901 Freesat 700 4.00am Yasser. 6.30 Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Adele Roberts. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 The Surgery with Gemma & Dr Radha. 10.00 Huw Stephens. 1.00 to 4.00am Benji B.
adventure. (1977, U) ★★★ 2.05 Million Dollar Duck ★★★
crime drama. (2013, 15) ★★
thriller. A gang of crooks is cheated out of the proceeds of a heist. Stars Mark Wahlberg and Seth Green. (2003, 12) ★★★★ Ocean’s Thirteen Caper thriller sequel starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt. (2007, PG) ★★★★
Musical fantasy starring Meryl Streep and Johnny Depp. (2014, PG) ★★★ Million Dollar Arm Factbased drama. An American sports agent tries to recruit Indian cricketers to join US baseball teams. Stars Jon Hamm. (2014, PG) ★★★★
12.20 AM Candleshoe Comedy
5.10 Devil’s Knot Fact-based
7.05 The Italian Job Crime
Winnie the Pooh ★★★ Planes: Fire & Rescue ★★ Frozen See 6.10pm. NOON Into the Woods PM Duck Tales the Movie
3.30 Winnie the Pooh ★★★ 4.40 Planes: Fire & Rescue ★★ 6.10 Frozen Animation.
Thriller. (2004, 15) ★★★
2.55 Proof of Life Romantic
11.15 1.15 3.20 5.10
AM Ali G Indahouse ★★★ Dead Man on Campus ★★ Risky Business ★★★★ to 6.30 AM Coneheads
Comedy. (1993, PG) ★★★★
Liotta. (2013, 15) ★★★
1.05 PM Assault on Precinct 13
7.45 300: Rise of an Empire 9.40 Die Hard with a Vengeance
A businessman falls for a prostitute. Stars Richard Gere. (1990, 15) ★★★★
Reindeer (2012, U) ★★
9.00
π Pretty Woman Romantic comedy.
Disney
7.45 Christmas in Wonderland 9.45 Let It Snow (2013, PG) ★★ 11.20 The Magic Reindeer (2012) ★★ 12.50 PM Miracle on 34th Street See 8.00pm. 2.50 Gremlins See 10.00pm. 4.45 Look Who’s Talking Now
thriller. (1987, 18) ★★
See 8.00pm.
3.30 to 5.30 AM Extinction Sky 303 Virgin 410/HD 440 6.00 AM Holy Night! (2011) ★★★
Action/Adventure Sky307 Virgin 407/HD 437 6.00 AM Bloodsport Action
TCM Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416 5.05 AM The Defector ★★★
6.50 Kung Fu Double-bill. 8.45 Good Day for a Hanging
Comedy. (2014, 12) ★★★
True Christmas Sky 321 FS 302 Virgin 424 5.00 AM A Song for the Season
Drama. (1999, U) ★★
7.00 I’ll Be Home for Christmas
Western. (1958, U) ★★
10.20 12.50 3.00 4.25
The Train (1964, PG) ★★★★ PM Kung Fu Double-bill.
The Enemy General ★ Yesterday’s Enemy Drama (1959, PG, b&w) ★★
6.15 Desert Pursuit Western drama. (1952, U, b&w) ★★
7.35 Kill Her Gently Crime thriller. Stars Griffith Jones and Maureen Connell. (1957, PG, b&w) ★★
9.00 The Long Kiss Goodnight Action thriller. An amnesiac teacher discovers she was once a CIA assassin. Stars Geena Davis. (1996, 18) ★★★
11.20 Longmire (S4, ep2 of 10) 12.25 AM Ghost Ship (2002) ★★ 2.10 The Mouse That Roared Comedy. (1959, U) ★★★★
3.35 to 4.30 AM Kung Fu
Drama. (1988, PG) ★★★
A Silent Night (2002) ★★★ November Christmas ★★★ PM Angel in the Family ★★ A Wind at My Back Christmas (2001, U) ★★★ 5.00 The Christmas Shoes Festive
9.00 11.00 1.00 3.00
drama. (2002, PG) ★★
7.00 Christmas Lilies of the Field Drama starring Billy Dee Williams and Maria Schell. (1979, PG) ★★
9.00 The Christmas Stallion Drama. An orphan fights to save her late grandfather’s farm from a property developer. Stars Daniel J Travanti. (1993, PG) ★★★
11.00 Naughty or Nice Festive comedy. (2004, PG) ★★
1.00 AM The Waltons Double-bill. 3.00 to 5.00 AM Little House on the Prairie
Brilliant ★★★★★ Great ★★★★ Good ★★★ Watchable ★★ Rubbish ★
WEDNESDAY
Sky 301 Virgin 401/HD 431 6.00 AM Assassin See 10.15pm.
WEDNESDAY
RADIO 4
FREEVIEW 703
FREEVIEW 704
Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704 6.00am Today. 8.30 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament. 9.00 Midweek. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Every
Time a Friend Succeeds Something Inside Me Dies – The Life of Gore Vidal. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 10.55 (FM) The Listening Project. 11.00 Armistice Day Silence. 11.02am to 7.00pm (LW) Cricket – Live: Pakistan v England. The first ODI of the four-match series at Sheikh Zayed Stadium in Abu Dhabi, UAE. 11.04 (FM) The Last Post. 11.30 (FM) The Lentil Sorters. 12.00noon (FM) News; The Why Factor. 12.15pm (FM) You and Yours; Weather. 1.00 (FM) The World at One. 1.45 (FM)
Raising the Bar: 100 Years of Black British Theatre and Screen. 2.00 (FM) The Archers. 2.15 (FM) Drama: Tommies. 3.00 (FM) Money Box Live. 3.30 (FM) All in the Mind. 4.00 (FM) Thinking Allowed. 4.30 (FM) The Media Show. 5.00 (FM) PM. 6.00 (FM) Six O’Clock News. 6.30 (FM) To Hull and Back. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45 Children in Need: D for Dexter – Snakes and Ladders. 8.00 Moral Maze. 8.45 Four Thought. 9.00 Costing the Earth. 9.30 Midweek; Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime. 11.00 The Pin. 11.15 Warhorses of Letters. 11.30 Today in Parliament. 11.45 The Listening Project. 12.00m’t News. 12.30am Book of the Week; Shipping. 1.00 As World Service. 5.20 Shipping. 5.30 News; Prayer for the Day. 5.45 to 6.00am Farming; Tweet of the Day.
RADIO 5 LIVE
FREEVIEW 705
Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 5 Live Daily. 1.00pm Afternoon Edition. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport: With Mark Chapman. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00 to 5.00am Up All Night.
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What’s on
BBC 1
BBC 2
Available in HD on Sky 101/141 F’view 101 Virgin 108 F’sat 108
6.00 AM Breakfast News and sport. (S) 13151657 9.15 The Wanted 4 of 10. A drug dealer is given an early wake-up call. (S, AD, HD) 7016305
10.00 Homes Under the Hammer South London,
Available in HD on Sky 102/142 F’view 102 Virgin 162 F’sat 109
6.15 7.00 7.45 8.15
Derbyshire and Durham. (S, Rpt, HD) 55386
11.00 The Housing Enforcers (S, HD) 4639 11.30 Neighbourhood Blues (S, HD) 3893676 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Today, from Epsom Downs 1.00 1.30 1.45
2.15 3.00
Emmerdale
3.45
ITV, 7.00pm Road rage… Andy and Robert prepare to drive into one another, but at the last minute, Robert swerves, leaving both men to an uncertain fate.
4.30 5.15 6.00 6.30
7
Racecourse in Surrey. (S, Rpt, HD) 3989170 News; Weather (S, HD) 46638 Local News; Weather (S) 74246947 Doctors Forever: Medical drama series. Sid backs away from confronting a problem, Emma visits Howard’s solicitor, while Niamh has to deal with a patient who is not telling her the entire truth. (S, AD, HD) 917270 The Edge Game show. (S, HD) 9871367 Escape to the Country Rural property series. A couple with a budget of £450,000 search for a home in Wiltshire. (S, Rpt, HD) 4896893 My Life on a Plate 14 of 15. Michael Buerk’s culinary memories in Hereford. (S) 6671744 Flog It! Antiques challenge series. From Haddon Hall in Derbyshire. (S, Rpt) 3663270 Pointless Quiz series. (S, HD) 9133251 News; Weather (S, HD) 947 Local News; Weather (S) 299
7.00 The One Show Magazine. (S, HD) 4980 7.30 EastEnders Roxy and Dean throw an
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8
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EastEnders BBC1, 7.30pm Fighting talk… It’s Roxy and Dean’s engagement party, but it doesn’t run smoothly for the couple as a drunken Lee confronts Shirley and Buster.
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engagement party, where Ronnie plots to prove to her sister what her new fiancé is really like. Elsewhere, Mick admits the truth about Shirley to Nancy and Lee. See feature, page 9. (S, HD) 183 News; Local News
8.00 Tom Jones & Rob Brydon: One Big Night Comedian Rob Brydon hosts this concert tribute to Tom Jones at Wembley Arena, in which the veteran singer looks back at his career and performs with James Morrison, Laura Mvula, Evelyn Glennie and the Shires. Plus, comedy sketches, including Steve Coogan and Rob in a special Tom Jones mini-episode of The Trip. See feature, page 22. (S, AD, HD) 90744
9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Mammy’s Inflation: Comedy. Cathy goes to extreme lengths to impress her boyfriend. (S, Rpt, HD) 25744
10.00 News; Weather (S, HD) 430164 10.25 Local News; Weather (S) 792676 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs this evening’s topical debate from Stokeon-Trent, where a panel of politicians and celebrity guests faces questions from the studio audience. (S, HD) 311763
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Repeated tomorrow night on BBC2 at 2.50am.
11.35 Stacey Dooley Investigates World’s Worst
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Place to Be a Woman? Documentary series. In this edition, Stacey travels to the Central American republic of Honduras – a country that has one of the highest murder rates for young females in the world. Previously shown on BBC3. (S, AD, HD) 964812 Weather 12.40 to 6.00 AM BBC News (S, HD) 33209232
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Analysis of the couples’ training. (S, HD) 541
7.00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 6 of 7. Culinary travel series. Tonight, Rick enjoys creamy Armola cheese matured in goat skins and a Turkish breakfast on the Cesme peninsula. Plus, the chef cooks sultan’s delight – a lamb stew on a bed of aubergine purée. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 1367
8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 3 of 21. Culinary challenge series. Tonight, six chefs battle it out in the quarter-final, in which the judges ask them to prepare dishes of their own invention – from a selection of ingredients including poussin, squid and dark chocolate. (S, HD) 8265
9.00 The Last Kingdom 4 of 8. Medieval drama series starring Alexander Dreymon and David Dawson. Uhtred’s relationship with Alfred hits a new low when the king invites the young warrior to peace talks, only to use him as a pawn, and he is taken hostage by the Danes. (S, AD, HD) 8021
10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 4 of 9. Topical comedy series in which the comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media. (S) 97473
10.30 Newsnight; Weather (S, HD) 662034 11.15 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You In with the Old: 2 of 4. Last night’s edition of the documentary series. The historian looks at the Industrial Revolution, investigating how it presaged an upheaval of British society and an overturning of traditional social hierarchies. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 221270 12.15 AM Sign Zone Starting with: 12.15 Panorama How Hackers Steal Your ID. (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 72868 12.45 The Celts: Blood, Iron and Sacrifice with Alice Roberts and Neil Oliver
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ITV, 9.00pm Last call… In the final episode, Cassie’s investigations into the cold case draw to a close when some long-buried secrets come to the surface.
AM My Life on a Plate (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 9758134 The Edge Game show. (S, Rpt, HD) 6369893 Junior Bake Of 8 of 15. (S, HD) 40134 The Great British Bake Of: Masterclass
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BBC2 REGIONAL VARIATIONS ■ WALES 7.00pm Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands 7.30-8.00pm Cardigan Bay Coastal Lives Tonight, Natalia throws a fundraising party for Aberystwyth’s 150-year-old pier.
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and Nicola confide in each other, while Andy and Robert’s confrontation comes to a violent end. See feature, page 11. (S) 9676 Tonight Property: The True Cost. Current affairs. Jonathan Maitland investigates Britain’s housing shortage. (S, HD) 251
8.00 Emmerdale Nikhil learns Megan’s secret, Aaron receives some good news, while Jimmy tries to charm Nicola. (S, HD) 5096
8.30 Paul O’Grady: For the Love of Dogs 5 of 8. Documentary series. Tonight, a Great Dane puppy needs an operation to fix its abnormal leg growth. (S, HD) 7831
9.00 Unforgotten Last in the mystery drama series starring Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Tom Courtenay and Trevor Eve. Father Robert’s revelations have lasting repercussions, Bella and Josh debate the best way to deal with their father, and the search for Lizzie continues. (S, HD) 7305
10.00 News; Weather (S) 91299 10.30 Local News; Weather (S) 734893 10.40 The Cube Celebrity Special: Game show hosted by Phillip Schofield. TV presenter Melanie Sykes and Diversity star Ashley Banjo each tackle up to seven seemingly simple challenges, aiming to win up to £250,000 for charity. (S, Rpt, HD) 305102 11.40 Birds of a Feather The Chief, the Cook, His
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Mum and Her Lodger: As Tracey is released from prison, Sharon welcomes her home with the offer of a job in the school kitchen, while Dorien’s gambling problem has left her unable to pay the rent. (S, Rpt, HD) 444928 AM Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 79240752 Tonight As 7.30pm. (S, Rpt, HD) 63978969 Nightscreen Programme guide. (HD) 346771 to 6.00 AM The Jeremy Kyle Show Talk show in which guests air their differences over relationship issues. (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 7226665
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6.30 Hollyoaks Jason asks Holly to get the gun buried in Rick’s grave, and it’s Harry’s 18th birthday party in The Loft. (S, AD, HD) 909
7.00 News (S, HD) 318473 7.55 Rory Peck Awards Profile of film-maker
AM Milkshake! Children’s programmes. (S) The Wright Stuf Debate. (S, HD) 51673454 Ice Road Truckers (S, Rpt) 2507744 PM News (S, HD) 75793742 Ice Road Truckers (S, Rpt) 1317928 Home and Away As 6pm. (S, AD, HD) 6876367 Neighbours See 5.30pm. (S, AD, HD) 1906589 NCIS Bikini Wax: A swimsuit contest leads to murder. (Series 2, ep 18, S, Rpt) 4499251 When Calls the Heart Second Chances/ Perils of the Soloists: 7&8 of 12. Double-bill of the period drama series. Elizabeth seeks Jack’s help with a pupil, while Abigail has a secret project to complete. (S, Rpt) 30777589 News (S, HD) 9344034 Neighbours Kyle realises that a potential relationship with Amy might be too serious, while Jayden confesses to starting the school fire – but fresh evidence does not support his claim. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 9392367 Home and Away Evie and Tank share a kiss, Roo and James prepare to move in together, while Marilyn is diagnosed with retrograde amnesia as she remembers nothing after 1996. See feature, page 8. (S, Rpt, HD) 9382980
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9.00 Kitchen Impossible with Michel Roux Jr 3 of 4. Culinary challenge series. In this edition, the trainees are sent on placements across London. Sam is keen to make up for his mistake, while selfconfessed drama queen Annalie faces the demands of a four-star hotel. (S, HD) 5947
10.00 First Dates Dating series. In this edition, bisexual nanny Jo, who has only ever had relationships with men, embarks on her first date with a woman, while Dean’s dream of dating a redhead looks set to come true when he meets flame-haired estate agent Kate. (S, AD, HD) 6797473
7.00 Secrets of Great British Castles Warwick Castle: 3 of 6. Documentary series. Dan Jones explores the history of Warwick Castle, which was established by William the Conqueror in 1068 and transformed into a stone fortress two centuries later. (S, Rpt, HD) 2152251 News
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Adventure. An English nobleman returns home from the Crusades to discover that his father has been murdered and the local people are being repressed by a tyrannical sheriff. Branded an outlaw, he recruits a group of bandits to fight for justice and avenge his father. (165mins, 1991, PG, S, W/S, HD) Rating ★★★ Starring: Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Alan Rickman, Christian Slater, Sean Connery, Geraldine McEwan. See Filmweek, page 29 58449980
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cases in a studio courtroom.
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A woman from Liverpool hopes to give her fiancée the ceremony of her dreams but struggles to set aside her tomboy tendencies.
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7.00 World News Today 7.30 The Sky at Night: Second Earth 8.00 Digging for Britain Archaeological digs in the north of Britain.
9.00 Natural World Tiger Island: A scheme to save Sumatra’s jungle tigers.
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An archaeologist posing as Rosemary dies mysteriously during a dig for Anglo-Saxon artefacts in the grounds of a stately home.
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Orphans Last in the series. The comedian bottle-feeds a giraffe calf, and meets a warthog that is about to be released into the wild.
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Comedy quiz presented by Keith Lemon, with a batch of celebrity guests joining team captains Holly Willoughby and Gino D’Acampo.
of the brutal murder of a gay man, Sam and Ronnie attempt to track down the victim’s adoptive son, who has gone missing. (S7, ep6)
10.50 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show
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Double-bill of the comedy series. 11.50 Two and a Half Men Double-bill. 12.40 AM The Job Lot Last in the comedy series starring Sarah Hadland. 1.05 Viral Tap Topical comedy show.
looks to the future following an attempt on his life, while DCI Lane tries to pursue her lofty ambitions. 12.10 AM A Touch of Frost Conclusions: Crime drama. A casino is robbed, presenting Frost with a fresh challenge to his deductive powers.
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10.30 Rent a Cop New edition 3 of 8. The team escorts a group of drag queens on a pub crawl in Leeds. Family Guy Double-bill of the series. (S7, ep16) 11.25 (S8, ep1) American Dad! Steve adopts the persona of a superhero. (S8, ep8) AM Family Guy (S4, ep19) Rent a Cop See 10.30pm. Tyger Takes On… See 9.00pm. Together Last in the comedy series. The Fear 4 of 6. Challenge series. to 4.00 AM Tyger Takes On…
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of the military drama. A nuclearpowered satellite is knocked out of orbit, while Paige and Walter confront their feelings. (S2, ep1)
Documentary in which Tyger Drew Honey explores sexuality in the 21st Century. Concludes next week.
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idyllic weekend at a ski lodge takes a terrifying turn as the American ski team members are targeted. With guest star Emma Samms.
bill of the series. Charlie’s cleaning lady quits her job. (S1, ep4) 8.30 Charlie attends one of Jake’s soccer games. (S1, ep5)
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Melvin Odoom and Rochelle Humes present all the gossip and behindthe-scenes news as they look ahead to Saturday’s third live show.
to impress a group of Oxford residents by building an electric car. Plus, Michael Sheen is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
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World War Two drama starring Marsha Hunt and Alexander Knox. (1944, PG, b&w) ★★★★ 12.45 PM Victim Suspense drama starring Dirk Bogarde and Sylvia Syms. (1961, PG, b&w) ★★★★ 2.45 Doctor in Distress Medical comedy starring Dirk Bogarde, James Robertson Justice and Samantha Eggar. (1963, PG) ★★★ 4.50 Fixed Bayonets! Korean War drama about a US platoon fighting a desperate rearguard action. Stars Richard Basehart and Gene Evans. (1951, PG) ★★★★
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10.00 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a countdown of the 50 greatest sporting clips on the internet, featuring videos involving flying press-ups and a bikini wax race.
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must work together. (S2, ep6 of 18) AM Rude Tube See 10.00pm. 2 Broke Girls (S4, ep18 of 22) The New Normal Double-bill. The 100 (S2, ep6 of 16) Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (S1, ep20) to 6.00 AM Revenge (S3, ep20)
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5.45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help a couple choose between homes in East Sussex and Croatia.
6.50 Great Canal Journeys Veteran actors Timothy West and Prunella Scales visit the Burgundy region of France, where they travel along the Canal du Nivernais.
7.55 Grand Designs Featuring a couple who discovered that a barn they were about to restore is one of the smallest surviving medieval guildhalls in the country.
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6.00 Ice Road Truckers Alex Debogorski and Hugh Rowland test their skills on the Dalton Highway.
7.00 Storage Hunters UK Linda is concerned that the other bidders are taking advantage of her. 7.30 The Money Pit New edition 3 of 8. Series in which members of the public risk their own money to back budding entrepreneurs. 8.30 Storage Hunters UK Sean Kelly oversees UK bidders battling to win potential treasures in Kent.
9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News
for You Jennifer Saunders hosts the quiz, with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop joined by satirist Armando Iannucci and Peter Bone MP.
enthusiast invites Kevin McCloud to follow progress on his ship-themed property, which was designed to stand on stilts over a marsh.
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editions of the series. With guests Ed Byrne and Stewart Francis. 10.40 With guests David Mitchell, Milton Jones and Ben Norris.
Ward join the regular panellists.
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9.00 AM Neighbours 9.30 Home and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 12.00 NOON My Wife and Kids 1.00 PM Cowboy Builders Double-bill. 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids Double-bill. 5.00 Scrubs Double-bill of the comedy. 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away New episode 7.00 Top 20 Funniest A countdown of
7.10 AM The Bill 8.00 Monarch of the Glen 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00 PM Goodnight Sweetheart 1.40 Steptoe and Son 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Monarch of the Glen 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Steptoe and Son Comedy series. 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine Comedy
6.00 8.00 10.30 11.30 12.30 2.00 3.00
9.00
11.10
fWelcome to the Jungle
targets Derek. (S1, ep4 of 12)
8.00
Adventure comedy. A bounty hunter on a rescue mission in the rainforest is drawn into a quest for a legendary artefact. Stars Dwayne Johnson. (2003, 15) ★★★
9.00 10.00
fMy Super Ex-Girlfriend
Fantasy starring Uma Thurman and Luke Wilson. (2006, 12) ★★★ 1.00 AM Eye Candy (S1, ep10 of 10)
1.55 Psychopath: The Devil’s Disciple 2.55 to 3.00 AM Access Showbiz news.
11.20 12.00 1.00 2.00
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
AM Sunrise 7.00 Most Haunted
6ixth Sense 9.00 Jerry Springer 60 Minute Makeover Motorway Patrol Double-bill. PM The Jerry Springer Show UK Border Force Documentary. Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Double-bill. 4.00 Road Wars 6.00 The Dog Whisperer Documentary. 7.00 Monkey Life Double-bill of the series. 8.00 Stargate Atlantis Carter, McKay and Keller are sent to help a village being rocked by tremors. (S4, ep16)
7.20 Goodnight Sweetheart Gary and Phoebe visit wartime Liverpool. Garrow’s Law A libel case leads to Garrow cross-examining Sir Arthur. New Tricks Sandra discovers her father committed suicide while under investigation for corruption. New Tricks Sandra agrees to reinvestigate the case of a teenager who was abducted and left to die. Birds of a Feather Dorien takes a surprising interest in fitness M’T The Bill Police drama series. AM Garrow’s Law As 8.00pm. to 4.00 AM Rumpole of the Bailey
10 PM
12.40 AM Only Connect Double-bill. 2.00 Storage Hunters UK Double-bill. 3.00 to 4.00 AM Suits Legal drama.
Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites
series. A message intrigues Truly.
9
PM
Stephen K Amos and Ed Byrne.
FV 30 Sky 176 Freesat 131 Virgin 151
the funniest video clips in America.
8
PM
12.00 M’T Greg Davies and Danielle
Pick
7.55 Access Showbiz news and gossip. 8.00 Teen Wolf A new werewolf hunter
7
PM
11.20 Mock the Week With guests
Drama
11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
1.55 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 2.55 to 3.00 AM Access Showbiz news.
fTerminator Salvation
Sci-fi thriller. John Connor leads a war against the deadly robots that have taken over the world. Stars Christian Bale. (2009, 12) ★★★ 1.40 to 3.55 AM Pluto Korean thriller. A student goes through a series of extreme initiation rites. Stars David Lee. Subtitled. (2012, 15) ★★★
US drama. A gang is suspected of a series of assaults. (S13, ep21) A man confesses to the murder of a famous actress. (S10, ep1) 12.00 M’T CSI: NY Crime drama. A serial attacker is murdered. (S7, ep15) 1.00 AM CSI: Miami A wealthy couple are found murdered. (S5, ep16)
Two comedy starring Sean Connery. (1961, PG, b&w) ★★★ 1.25 PM Time Team Double-bill. 3.35 Walking Through History Tony Robinson visits Northumbria.
AM Flip Men
9.00
fBermuda Tentacles
Monster thriller. US Navy vessels disturb a ravenous sea monster. Stars Linda Hamilton. (2014, 12) ★★
10.45 12.15 1.15 3.05 4.00 5.00
Road Wars 11.15 Nothing to Declare AM Z Nation (S2, ep4 of 15) Most Daring 2.10 Sexcetera Most Shocking Clips series. Most Haunted From south Wales. to 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
PRIME-TIME
10.50 12.05 2.00 3.50 4.00 5.00 6.00 7.00 9.00
fIron Man 2 Comicbook action adventure sequel. The tycoon-turned-superhero Tony Stark confronts a fearsome new foe – a Russian scientist using his own hi-tech weapons to seek revenge. Stars Robert Downey Jr, Mickey Rourke, Don Cheadle, Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson. (2010, 12) ★★★★
πNew Girl New episode
11.00 The Big Bang Theory Double-bill. (S8, ep8) 11.30 (S8, ep9) 12.00 M’T Empire Lucious and Cookie
fRunaway Bride
Romantic comedy. A journalist hopes to get his ailing career back on track by writing an article about a woman famed for ditching her bridegrooms at the altar – but sparks fly when the pair meet on the eve of her latest attempt at marriage. Stars Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. (1999, PG) ★★★
8.00 The Big Bang Theory The
9.30
f
f
The McQueens are surprised at the arrival of a familiar face. 7.30 2 Broke Girls Sophie’s wedding shower is interrupted. (S4, ep14)
9.00 Drifters New episode Meg finds
fNone Shall Escape
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6.00 AM Total Fishing with Matt 6.00 AM One Born: Hayes 6.20 Wet Nets What Happened Next? 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 How It’s Made 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 Put Your Money Where 9.00 Escape to the Country Your Mouth Is Lincolnshire. 10.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 10.00 Salvage Squad 11.00 Ghost Adventures 11.00 Auto Trader 1.00 PM DIY SOS: The Big Build 12.00 NOON Extreme 2.00 Escape to the Country Engineering LPD17. 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer 1.00 PM How Do They Do It? 4.00 Border Patrol Double-bill. 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 5.00 Helicopter Heroes A man’s leg is crushed 3.00 Deadliest Catch by a seven-ton digger. 4.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Homes Under the Hammer 5.00 Wheeler Dealers Properties in north London, south Wales and Kent. 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor
AM The Re-Inventors
The Story of Wales Cash in the Attic Antiques Roadshow Deep Wreck Mysteries Narrow Escapes of World War Two Documentary. War Horse: The Real Story NOON Time Team PM The True Story of Mary Celeste Deep Wreck Mysteries Raiders of the Lost Past Time Team Double-bill. Secrets of the Manor House Hampton Court. The Bermuda Triangle
7.00 The True Story of
drama. (2010, U) ★★★
3.00 fMoonlight and Mistletoe Festive drama. Stars Candace Cameron Bure. (2008, PG) ★★
5.00 Highway to Heaven 6.00 Touched by an Angel
7.00 M*A*S*H The team is
You Think You Are?
8.00 The Avengers
9.00 f10th & Wolf Crime drama. A former marine swaps a courtmartial for FBI undercover work in the Philadelphia Mob. Stars James Marsden, Giovanni Ribisi, Brad Renfro and Dennis Hopper. (2006, 15) ★★★
10.00 Pompeii: The Mystery
of the People Frozen in Time How the citizens’
8.00 Chasing Classic Cars
9.00 Wheeler Dealers
1.00 AM Wainwright Walks
drama starring Patrick Carroll, Kel O’Neill and Izzy Diaz. (2007, 15) ★★★
2.00 to 3.30 AM f Unabomber: The True Story Fact-based drama
Double-bill of the series.
starring Tobin Bell, Dean Stockwell and Robert Hays. (1996, 15) ★★★
2.00 to 3.00 AM I Met Adolf Eichmann
Movie Mix FV 32 Sky 185 Freesat 143
10.00 AM The Shell Seekers 11.50 Highway to Heaven 2.55 PM A Christmas Wish Depression-era drama starring Brian Krause.
5.00 fChristmas in the Clouds Comedy. A skilodge manager attempts to impress a woman he thinks is a hotel critic. Stars Timothy Vahle. (2001, PG) ★★★
7.05 fMy Mom’s New Boyfriend Comedy. An FBI agent is assigned to spy on an international art thief. Stars Colin Hanks and Meg Ryan. (2008, 15) ★★★
9.00 fShadow Man
Espionage thriller starring Steven Seagal and Eva Pope. (2006, 15) ★
10.55 fWake of Death
Crime action drama starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. (2004, 18) ★★★
1.00 AM Highway to Heaven 4.00 to 6.00 AM Providence
Challenge FV 46 Sky 145 Freesat 145 Virgin 139 6.00 AM Deal or No Deal
7.30 7.55 9.50 10.50 11.20 11.50 1.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 6.00 7.00
Double-bill of the series.
2.00 AM Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Experts Paul Hayes and Philip Serrell take part in a showdown auction.
3.00 Scrapheap Challenge 5.00 to 6.00 AM Salvage Squad
9.00 Ghost Adventures
9.00 The Million Pound Drop
Big-money quiz series hosted by Davina McCall.
10.00 Paranormal Witness New episode A family fearful of the ‘darkness’ beneath a pond at the back of their property.
11.00 Most Haunted A Halloween 12.00 1.00 2.00 4.00 4.50 5.35
special. With guests Rylan Clark and Paul O’Grady.
M’T When Ghosts Attack AM My Ghost Story
Home Shopping Rescue: Code One Wife Swap USA to 6.00 AM Medical Emergency
CBS Drama
FV 66 Sky 146 Freesat 135 Virgin 148 9.00 AM Nowhere to Hide
FV 74 Sky 149 Freesat 134 Virgin 197 8.00 AM Knots Landing
10.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Big-money quiz with Chris Tarrant.
Bullseye Double-bill. M’T Family Fortunes AM Wheel of Fortune Pointless Double-bill. Ninja Warrior Fort Boyard to 6.00 AM Fifteen to One
crimes and mysteries.
8.00 9.00 10.05 10.40 11.15 11.50 Medical Detectives 12.40 M’T I Survived 1.15 AM Sins and Secrets 1.50 Cold Blood 3.00 Shopping 2.25 World’s Wildest Police 3.10 Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 4.00 to 6.00 AM Cheaters
at the impact of crimes on local communities. 10.00 Cold Blood The numerous assaults on gay people in Minneapolis in the 1980s and early 1990s.
11.00 12.00 1.00 2.00 3.30 5.10
4.00 5.00 5.30 6.30
Val attempt to save their marriage. (S14, ep19) Judge Judy Double-bill. Playing the Field (S4, ep7) Sex and the City (S1, ep5) Californication (S2, ep5) Nurse Jackie (S2, ep5) Jerry Springer Talk show. AM Sex and the City
Californication (S2, ep5) Nurse Jackie (S2, ep5) Jerry Springer Talk show. Beverly Hills 90210 to 5.00 AM The High Chaparral
AM The Dog Whisperer
Monkey Life Double-bill. RSPCA Animal Rescue Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie Documentary. Hawaii Five-0 Double-bill. NOON NCIS: Los Angeles PM Hawaii Five-0 (S2, ep22) 2.00 (S2, ep23) Harrow: A Very British School Documentary. Futurama Double-bill. Modern Family (S5, ep19) Futurama Double-bill. The Simpsons Triple-bill of the series. Bart gets a job in a burlesque theatre.
7.00 The Simpsons Skinner introduces an incentive to make pupils behave. 7.30 Springfield is flooded with Christmas tourists.
8.00 πSupergirl New episode The superhero’s powers are put to the test when Reactron shows up in National City. (S1, ep3)
9.00 Bring the Noise
New edition Ghost hunters Zak Bagans, Nick Groff and Aaron Goodwin visit the Old Montana State Prison.
CBS Reality
9.00 Sins and Secrets A look
3.00
A woman who discovered spirits of her relatives in photos she took of a fire.
Catchphrase Game show. 10.00 Hoarders 10.00 Matlock (S5, ep13) Pointless Quiz series. 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 11.00 The District (S3, ep8) Catchphrase Double-bill. 12.00 NOON Nowhere to Hide 12.00 NOON Judge Judy Strike It Lucky Game show. 1.00 PM Judge Judy 1.00 PM Taxi Double-bill. Catchphrase Game show. 3.00 Hoarders 2.00 The High Chaparral The Million Pound Drop 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 3.00 Matlock (S5, ep14) PM Pointless Double-bill. 5.00 Judge Judy Back-to-back 4.00 Judge Judy Double-bill. editions of the series. Fifteen to One Quiz series. 5.00 The District A boxer’s wife is murdered. (S3, ep9) Ninja Warrior Double-bill. 7.00 Cops: Reloaded Double-bill of the series following the Fort Boyard 6.00 Knots Landing Val returns work of police in the US. alive and well. (S14, ep18) Robot Wars Pointless Double-bill of 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery Real-life 7.00 Knots Landing Gary and the quiz series presented by Alexander Armstrong.
11.00 12.00 12.30 1.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
8.00 My Ghost Story
The opilio crab season begins again, and fishermen prepare themselves for the icy waters of the Bering Sea.
11.00 How It’s Made Double-bill. 12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives
10.00 12.00 1.00
south-east London with a budget of £500,000 search for a home in Herefordshire.
Mike Brewer and Edd China attempt to restore a Mercedes-Benz SLK on a very tight budget.
10.00 Deadliest Catch
Sky 106 Virgin 110/HD 109
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00
Country A couple from
A collection of vintage Cooper F1 race cars. 8.30 Wayne Carini visits a 1957-themed show.
bodies were preserved by the eruption of Vesuvius.
11.00 fRedacted Iraq War
7.00 Escape to the
Drew Pritchard searches for new items to restock his shop, and discovers a wealth of industrial fixtures.
Tara takes a break at a holiday resort – but finds the management does not intend to let her leave.
The Great British Bake Off judge Mary Berry traces her family tree.
Exploring the remains of the SS Leopoldville. 12.00 M’T Time Team The team searches for copper in the Lake District.
PRIME-TIME
7.00 Salvage Hunters
examined by a psychiatrist. (S2, ep1) 7.30 General Clayton’s scout car is bombed in a raid. (S2, ep2)
An exploration of the Tower of London – which has served as a castle, a jail and a place of execution.
9.00 πWho Do
Little House on the Prairie The Waltons Double-bill. fA Hobo’s Christmas
12.00 NOON Little House on the Prairie Rural drama. 1.00 PM fNovember Christmas Seasonal
use CGI and new evidence in an attempt to solve the mystery of the ship.
8.00 Secrets of Britain
AM The Waltons
Drama starring Gerald McRaney. (1987, U) ★★
Mary Celeste Experts
11.00 Deep Wreck Mysteries
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Quest
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True Ent
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What’s on
What’s on
New edition 4 of 8. Quiz series hosted by Ricky Wilson. With Tinie Tempah and Nicole Scherzinger.
10.00 Trollied 2 of 8. Gavin sends spies into a rival.
10.30 After Hours 2 of 6. Willow is given a chance to win his ex-girlfriend back. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles The team fights to clear Sam’s name after he is arrested for murder. (S6, ep6)
12.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
M’T Hawaii Five-0 AM Legends (S1, ep4 of 10)
Stop, Search, Seize Nothing to Declare to 6.00 AM UK Border Force
ITV Encore Sky 123
6.00 AM The Encore Hour 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 9.55 The Return of Sherlock Holmes Musgrave Ritual. 10.55 Heartbeat Rural drama. 11.50 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 12.45 PM Peak Practice 1.45 Robin of Sherwood 2.40 The Chief Crime drama. 3.35 Heartbeat Rural drama. 4.30 Upstairs, Downstairs 5.35 The Return of Sherlock Holmes Abbey Grange. 6.50 Poirot Double-bill. 9.00 The Frankenstein Chronicles 1 of 6. Period crime drama set in London in 1827. Stars Sean Bean. 10.00 DCI Banks What Will Survive: The dead body of an Estonian woman who was buried alive is found. 12.05 AM Band of Gold Drama.
1.15 At Home with the Braithwaites Drama. 2.15 Whitechapel Crime drama. 3.05 Kingdom Drama series. 4.00 to 6.00 AM Encore Hour
VIRGIN & BT Sky Living
Sky Atlantic
Sky 107 Virgin 112/HD 111
AM Border Security USA
12.00 1.00 3.00 5.00 6.00
GOLD
Sky 108
Watch Sky 110 Virgin 126
7.05 episodes of the comedy. Nothing to Declare 7.35 Chopper Squad 8.00 Stargate Atlantis (S5, ep18) 9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 11.00 UK Border Force 10.00 The West Wing (S1, ep8) 11.30 Obese: A Year to Save 11.00 Cold Case (S1, ep3) 12.00 My Life USA New edition 12.00 NOON Without a Trace 12.40 A food-addicted DJ tries to 1.00 PM Blue Bloods (S3, ep6) 1.20 lose half his body weight. 2.00 Stargate Atlantis (S5, ep19) 2.00 NOON Chicago Fire 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2.40 PM Criminal Minds 4.00 David Attenborough’s 4.00 Conquest of the Skies CSI: Crime Scene 6.00 Investigation Double-bill. 5.00 The West Wing Josh makes a discovery. (S1, ep9) Wild Vets Double-bill. Nothing to Declare 6.00 Without a Trace Jack’s 6.40
AM Bewitched Comedy.
Series following customs officers in Australia.
Boycie secretly buys a load of artificial fertiliser.
7.00 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia Queenslanders
6.00 AM Seinfeld Back-to-back
friend, Max Cassidy, disappears. (S4, ep9)
7.00 Cold Case A widow
Mal and Bec begin the second leg of the instant restaurant round.
8.00 CSI: Crime Scene
8.00 Blue Bloods Danny’s
Investigation Russell
9.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation
9.00 πnThe
Last Panthers 1 of 6.
Greg is accused of planting evidence in order to secure a conviction. (S14, ep7)
10.00 Criminal Minds The FBI profilers investigate when Reid’s mystery love interest, Maeve, is kidnapped. (S8, ep12)
Crime drama series. Stars John Hurt and Samantha Morton. See feature, page 20.
10.00 Last Week Tonight
with John Oliver
The Green Green Grass
Appearances Hyacinth
8.00 The Vicar of Dibley
Alibi
Universal
Sky 132 Virgin 130/HD 200
7.10 8.00 10.00 11.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 5.00
AM Diagnosis Murder
Murdoch Mysteries Sue Thomas: FB Eye Rizzoli & Isles Double-bill. PM Murdoch Mysteries Sue Thomas: FB Eye Rizzoli & Isles Double-bill. Castle The author must
investigate the death of a ladies’ man. (S4, ep 11) 6.00 A woman is found dead in her car. (S4, ep 12) 7.00 Father Brown Crime drama. The clergyman looks into the mysterious deaths of two nuns at St Agnes.
8.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries A grandmother is murdered. (S3, ep3)
9.00 Rizzoli & Isles An ex-drug addict’s death is linked to Rizzoli. (S6, ep12) 10.00 Father Brown As 7.00pm. 11.00 Castle As 5.00pm.
1.00 AM Murdoch Mysteries
Double-bill of the drama.
3.00 to 4.00 AM Republic of Doyle
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00
AM How It’s Made
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor Railroad Alaska Fast N’ Loud Double-bill. Wheeler Dealers PM Yukon Men Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaskan Bush People Gold Divers Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition Fast N’ Loud Wheeler Dealers Gold Rush Naked and Afraid New
edition A pair of strangers find themselves stranded. 10.00 Rebel Gold New edition The group moves on to Jefferson Davis’ next stop.
11.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 12.00 M’T Yukon Men 1.00 AM Gold Rush 2.00 Naked and Afraid 3.00 Rebel Gold 3.50 Yukon Men 4.40 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made
Reloaded Sci-fi action thriller sequel. With only 36 hours to go before a machine army overwhelms the underground city of Zion, hope rests on the messiah-like Neo to save humanity from the Matrix. Stars Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss. (2003, 15) ★★★★★
Barbara walks out on Jim.
attempts to mend a fence.
AM French and Saunders
Cheers US comedy. The Royle Family Men Behaving Badly French and Saunders to 4.00 AM Rex the Runt
New episode A monster arrives to steal the souls of children. (S3, ep4 of 18)
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Triple-bill. 2.00 AM Law & Order (S13, ep1) 3.00 Numb3rs (S3, ep17) 4.00 Quincy ME (S4, ep7) 5.00 to 6.00 AM White Collar
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
Samantha Morton (pictured) and John Hurt star in this drama about Europe’s network of traffickers
Sky 124 Virgin 157/HD 199
8.00 AM Leverage (S5, ep11) Shopping 9.00 Monk (S4, ep3) White Collar (S1, ep1) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S6, ep11) In Plain Sight (S4, ep13) Sea Patrol (S3, ep8) 11.00 The Mentalist Double-bill. CSI: Miami (S1, ep12) 1.00 PM NCIS Double-bill NOON NCIS Double-bill. 3.00 Leverage (S5, ep12) PM Law & Order (S12, ep2) 4.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S6, ep9) In Plain Sight (S5, ep1) Numb3rs (S3, ep17) 5.00 The Mentalist (S4, ep19) Sea Patrol (S3, ep8) 6.00 The Mentalist A teacher is murdered. (S4, ep20) CSI: Miami (S1, ep13) NCIS A petty officer 7.00 NCIS A marine dies
9.00 Sleepy Hollow
Sky Atlantic, 9.00pm
Fox
AM Numb3rs (S3, ep16)
involved in a fight club is murdered. (S6, ep10) 8.00 NCIS A robbery is committed by a man believed dead. (S6, ep11)
The Last Panthers
12.45 AM CSI: NY Double-bill. 2.25 to 3.00 AM Oddities
Sky 113 Virgin 137
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 10.00 11.00 12.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 6.00 7.00
new
10.00 fThe Matrix
11.45 Men Behaving Badly Tony
Sky 520 Virgin 250/HD 251
6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 11.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
episode The medics deal with the distraught mother of two sons involved in an accident. (S1, ep3)
11.05 The Royle Family
12.25 1.05 1.35 2.45 3.15 3.45
The superhero (Melissa Benoist) finds her powers tested when Reactron appears in National City
9.00 πCode Black New
Agnes throws Trevor a party before he works for a mission project in Africa.
11.00 Criminal Minds (S8, ep13) 11.50 Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles 12.00 M’T CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S2, ep6) 1.00 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm 1.00 AM (S2, ep7) 2.10 Networks of Power 1.50 Bones Double-bill. 3.10 Vegas (S1, ep5) (S4, ep20) 2.40 (S4, ep21) 3.35 Curb Your Enthusiasm 3.30 Grey’s Anatomy (S11, ep19) 4.10 Star Trek: Enterprise 4.20 Criminal Minds (S2, ep1) 5.05 to 6.00 AM 5.10 to 6.00 AM David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies Nothing to Declare
Sky 1, 8.00pm
New edition Aspiring Australian chefs take part in culinary challenges.
Nana comes to stay.
at the Apollo Comedy.
Supergirl
8.00 MasterChef Australia
9.40 The Royle Family
10.35 Amy Schumer: Live
Discovery
is traced back to an exotic cuisine event in which she ate fried tarantulas and live centipedes. (S2, ep 15)
Agnes and the family await the fruits of their fraud.
10.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys
Hart of Dixie (S2, ep5) MasterChef Australia Tipping Point Quiz series. The Bill As 4.00pm. Pointless Quiz series. NOON MasterChef Australia Culinary contest. PM Tipping Point Quiz. CSI: NY (S2, ep15) The Bill Police drama.
7.00 CSI: NY A woman’s death
Christmas special from 1996. Geraldine agrees to attend three Christmas lunches on the same day.
9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys
AM Real Rescues
Nick leaves the safe house and returns to Sun Hill. 5.00 Pointless Quiz series. 6.00 CSI: NY A billionaire playboy is shot with an arrow. (S2, ep14)
cannot contain her delight when she hears Emmet is rehearsing for a musical.
investigation of the murder of a man dressed as a priest leads him into the world of voodoo. (S3, ep7)
and the team investigate a suspected hit-and-run incident. (S15, ep11)
to look after one of Janey’s elderly care clients.
7.20 Keeping Up
experiences flashbacks of the night her husband was killed, prompting Rush to open an old case. (S1, ep4)
Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191
6.15 ’Allo ’Allo! Double-bill. 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 8.00 Cheers (S1, ep19) 9.00 Bewitched Comedy. 10.00 NOON My Family 11.00 PM The Green Green Grass 12.00 Keeping Up Appearances The Brittas Empire 1.00 The Vicar of Dibley 2.00 Last of the Summer Wine 4.00 My Family Ben volunteers
Picks of the day
THURSDAY
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12 NovemberTHURSDAY
Who Do You Think You Are? Yesterday, 9.00pm Mary Berry looks into her ancestry
during a cruise. (S8, ep11) 8.00 A navy recruitment officer is killed. (S8, ep12) 9.00 Family Guy Double-bill. 10.00 American Dad! Double-bill.
11.00 Robot Chicken
New episode (S8, ep3)
11.15 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 11.30 12.00 1.00 2.00 3.00 4.00
New episode (S11, ep2)
Black Jesus New episode M’T Family Guy Double-bill. AM American Dad! The Walking Dead Family Guy Double-bill. to 5.00 AM American Dad!
Code Black Watch, 9.00pm A mother and her two sons are looked after by the medics when they are involved in a car accident
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Sky 402 Virgin 512/HD 502 AM Football Gold Archive action.
WWE: Smackdown US wrestling. PL Legends Owen/Zola/Fowler. Premier League Years 2008/2009. PL Legends Ian Wright.
12.00 NOON Football Gold 1.00 PM Darts Last night’s Grand Slam of Darts action in Wolverhampton.
5.00 Darts Gold A look back at Ronnie Baxter v Rod Harrington and Phil Taylor v Raymond van Barneveld.
5.30 Premier League World A round-up of the latest news.
6.00 Sporting Heroes Phil Taylor. 7.00 lDarts Coverage of the sixth day’s play in the Grand Slam of Darts from the Wolverhampton Civic Hall. Featuring the concluding four second-round matches, with places in the quarter-finals at stake.
11.00 NFL Pre-Game Show The build-up to tonight’s big match: New York Jets v Bufallo Bills.
1.25 AM lAmerican Football New York Jets v Buffalo Bills. Coverage of the NFL match from the MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, kick-off 1.25am.
4.30 Premier League World 5.00 to 6.00 AM Football Gold
Picks of TV the day
What’s on
Sky 403 Virgin 513/HD 503
6.00 AM Darts Gold Memorable matches. 7.00 Darts Grand Slam of Darts highlights. 11.00 Darts Gold Memorable matches.
12.00 NOON Cricket Pakistan v England. 1.00 PM Cricket’s Greatest Ian Botham. 1.30 Sporting Greats David Gower. 2.00 Cricket Pakistan v England. 3.00 Cricket’s Greatest England’s Graham Gooch, and India’s Sachin Tendulkar and Sunil Gavaskar. WWE: Raw Wrestling action.
AM The Sky Sports Years From 2002.
Max Power Motorsport news. Cricket Knights v Cape Cobras. Sky Scholars Profiles.
12.00 NOON Sports Unlimited 1.00 PM Football Gold Archive action. 2.00 Fishing Gurus With Dean Macey. 3.00 Watersports Aquatic activities. 4.00 The Sky Sports Years 6.00 Pool World Masters highlights from Victoria Warehouse in Manchester. Hungary national side of the 1950s.
9.40
Norway v Hungary. Coverage of the Euro 2016 qualifying play-off, first-leg match held at the Ullevaal Stadion in Oslo, kick-off 7.45pm. Football Gold Tottenham v Liverpool from the 2013/14 season.
10.00 NFL Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals The 2013 pre-season preparations of the NFL team. 11.00 Yorkshire Marathon The second staging of the race from York. 12.00 M’T Pool Nikos Ekonomopoulos v Ralf Souquet in the World Pool Masters. 1.00 AM Darts Grand Slam of Darts.
5.00 to 6.00 AM Darts Gold
World of Football Global action. Football FA Cup highlights. Premier League World Football news. Rallying WRC highlights. Last Week, This Week The Ultimate Fishing Show Rugby Tonight Recent matches. Global Goals Football action.
12.00 NOON Rallying WRC action. 12.30 PM Boxing Tonight 1.30 Rugby Tonight 3.00 Motorsport Blancpain Series. 4.00 Rallying Irish Rally series. Harlequins v Montpellier. European 4.30 Rallying WRC highlights. Challenge Cup Pool Three match 5.00 NBA Action Basketball news. from the Stoop, kick-off 7.45pm. 10.00 The World Rugby Show 5.30 Basketball Dallas Mavericks v Los Angeles Clippers and Portland 10.30 Premier League World Trail Blazers v San Antonio Spurs. 11.00 Darts Gold Colin Lloyd v John Part 9.30 Rugby Tonight Extra and Phil Taylor v Adrian Lewis. 11.30 Football Gold Liverpool v Arsenal 10.00 Warren Miller’s Journey from the 2008/2009 season and Tottenham v Chelsea from 2007/08.
12.00 12.30 1.00 1.30 2.30
M’T The World Rugby Show AM Premier League World
Football Gold Memorable matches. Cricket’s Greatest Kapil Dev. to 10.00 AM lCricket Australia v New Zealand. Day one of the second Test at the Waca in Perth.
1.00 2.00
6.00 7.00
and Northern Ireland v Greece. PM Sky Sports Today The latest sports news and developments. Football Highlights of Republic of Ireland v Germany at the Aviva Stadium in Dublin, and Scotland v Poland at Hampden Park, Glasgow. News HQ at 6 Sports news. Sporting Greats Gymnast Nadia Comaneci, who won three gold medals at the 1976 Olympics, and a further two at the 1980 Games. Tennis ATP Tour news.
7.30 8.00 Yorkshire Marathon
Highlights of the second staging of the race from York, which saw more than 6,000 runners take part. 9.00 Pool Nikos Ekonomopoulos v Ralf Souquet in the World Masters at the Victoria Warehouse, Manchester. 10.00 WWE Main Event Wrestling.
11.00 WWE: Late Night – Raw Wrestling action from the US.
1.00 2.00 2.30 3.00 4.00
Transcendence Sky Movies Sci-Fi/Horror, 7.00pm A sci-fi drama in which a controversial scientist (Johnny Depp) is assassinated and then resurrected in virtual form
12.00 M’T NBA Action Basketball highlights. 12.30 AM lAmerican Football South Alabama v Louisiana-Lafayette. The NCAA game, kick-off 12.30am.
3.30 4.00 4.30 5.00 5.30
Sky 406 Virgin 516/HD 506
6.00 AM Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football Bosnia-Herzegovina v Wales
7.00 Sky Scholars Lucy Garner. 7.10 Football’s Greatest A look at the 7.40 lFootball
Sky 413 Virgin 531/HD 527 AM Boxing Tonight Magazine.
4.30 6.30 The World Rugby Show 7.00 lRugby Union
Sky 404 Virgin 514/HD 504
6.00 7.00 8.00 11.15
6.00 7.00 7.30 8.00 8.30 9.00 9.30 10.00 11.30
UFC: Beyond the Octagon UFC: Ultimate Insider Snow Unleashed Winter sports. Rallying Irish Rally series. to 6.00 AM Spirit of Yachting Sky 414 Virgin 533/HD 529
6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.00 10.00 11.00 11.30
AM Game of the Week
Global Goals Football action. Premier League World Football SPFL highlights. European Football Show Football Europa League action. Football Champions League. Game of the Week
Tron: Legacy Sky Movies Disney, 8.40pm Jeff Bridges is made to look much younger as he reprises his role in this sequel to the 1982 sci-fi thriller Tron
12.00 NOON World of Football 12.30 PM Football SPFL highlights. 1.00 Football FA Cup first-round action. 1.30 German Football Bundesliga. 2.30 French Football A look back at all the recent action from Ligue 1.
3.30 Italian Football All the latest news and action from Serie A.
4.00 Global Goals Football action. 4.30 Game of the Week 5.00 Football Action from the Scottish Professional Football League.
5.30 European Football Show 7.30 Champions League: Classics A look back at Champions League finals between 1993 and 2004.
11.30 World of Football
AM WWE Main Event Wrestling.
12.00 M’T German Football St Pauli v
Sporting Greats As 7.00pm. Tennis ATP Tour news. Yorkshire Marathon As 8.00pm. to 6.00 AM Football’s Greatest
1.30 AM Last Week, This Week 2.00 to 6.00 AM Champions League: Classics
Fortuna Düsseldorf in Bundesliga 2.
The Other Woman Sky Movies Comedy, 9.40pm A woman (Cameron Diaz) is determined to get revenge after she discovers that her boyfriend is actually married
TV Sport
What’s on
Sky 405 Virgin 515/HD 505
3.00 AM lGolf Coverage of the opening round of the BMW Masters.
8.00 Golf 8.30 Sporting Rivalries 10.00 Golf BMW Masters highlights.
3.00 PM Golf Inside the PGA Tour. 3.30 Sporting Rivalries Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus and Gary Player.
4.00 Golf The 2000 Tampa Bay Classic. 5.00 Golf BMW Masters highlights. 6.00 lGolf The opening round of the OHL Classic at Mayakoba from El Camaleon in Playa del Carmen. 9.00 lGolf Coverage of the opening round of the LPGA Lorena Ochoa Invitational in Mexico City. 11.00 Golf BMW Masters highlights. 12.00 M’T Tennis ATP Tour news.
12.30 AM Sporting Rivalries 1.00 Sporting Greats 2.00 Golf 3.00 to 8.00 AM lGolf Round two of the BMW Masters staged in China.
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7.30 AM GT Academy: Back to Basics 7.45 Cricket The opening T20 match between Sri Lanka and West Indies at the Pallekele International Stadium. 11.15 Tennis Czech Republic v France and Russia v Germany in the Fed Cup. 1.15 PM lCricket Sri Lanka v West Indies. Coverage of the concluding game in a two-match T20 series, which takes place at the R Premadasa Stadium in Colombo. 5.00 Athletics Action from the sixth and seventh day of this year’s World Championships staged in Beijing. 9.00 Cycling Action from the Amstel Gold Race staged in Holland, and the Flèche Wallonne in Belgium.
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PM to 12.00 M’T Motorcycling
Highlights of the final round of the MotoAmerica season held at New Jersey Motorsports Park in Millville.
Sky 417 Virgin 532/HD 528
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AM The Ultimate Fishing Show Rallying 7.00 Spirit of Yachting Snow Unleashed Motorcycling MotoGP highlights. Rallying Irish Rally series. ESPN Classic Boxing
1.00 1.30 2.00 2.30 3.30 4.00 4.30 5.00 5.30 6.00
PM Road to Rio Olympics preview. World of Athletics World Sport Global action. Motorcycling MotoGP highlights. Last Week, This Week Road to Rio Olympics preview. World of Athletics The Ultimate Fishing Show @ The Academy Young stars. Motorcycling MotoGP Valencia
held at Circuit Ricardo Tormo.
10.00 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 11.00 UFC Fighter Profile 12.00 M’T to 6.00 AM Rugby Union
pick
RUGBY UNION EUROPEAN CHALLENGE CUP
Harlequins v Montpellier Sky Sports 2, 7.00pm Veteran Nick Evans will need to draw on his experience in the competition’s opening match as his Harlequins side host the French side at The Stoop
SKY/VIRGIN MOVIES Premiere
Comedy
Sky 301 Virgin 401/HD 431 6.00 AM Assassin See 12.25am.
Sky 308 Virgin 408/HD 438 6.30 AM Patch Adams Comedy
8.00 Jingle All the Way 2
PRIME-TIME
adventure. (2014, 15) ★ 2.00 PM Assassin See 12.25am. 3.30 American Sniper As 8.00pm. 6.15 Jingle All the Way 2 Festive comedy starring Larry the Cable Guy. (2014, U) ★
8.00 American Sniper Biopic
10.15
of US Navy Seal sniper Chris Kyle. Stars Bradley Cooper and Sienna Miller. (2014, 15) ★★★★ Wild Fact-based drama. A woman embarks on an epic 1,000-mile trek. Stars Reese Witherspoon. (2014, 15) ★★★★
12.25 AM Assassin Thriller starring Danny Dyer. (2014, 15) ★ 1.55 Let Us Prey Horror thriller. (2014, 18) ★★★ 3.30 to 5.30 AM Extinction (2014)
Christmas Carol (1992, U) ★★★★ 7.35 Holiday Inn Musical comedy. (1942, U, b&w) ★★★★★
Saving Santa See 4.55pm. Santa Paws 2 (2012, U) ★ PM Bad Santa See 8.00pm. The Best Man Holiday Saving Santa Animated
comedy. (2013, U) ★★ 6.25 Santa Paws 2 (2012, U) ★
PRIME-TIME
4.30 South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999, 15) ★★★★ 6.00 The Longest Yard Comedy
8.00 Bad Santa Comedy. A crook takes a job as an in-store Santa with a view to robbing his employers. Stars Billy Bob Thornton. (2003, 15) ★★★★
9.45 The Best Man Holiday Comedy sequel starring Taye Diggs and Monica Calhoun. (2013, 15) ★★
8.00 Bad Neighbours
Crime/Thriller 8.40 Keeping Rosy (2014) ★★★ 10.15 Rob the Mob Fact-based drama. (2014, 15) ★★★
11.30 South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999, 15) ★★★★ 1.00 AM Sex Ed ★★★ 2.35 Dave ★★★★ 4.35 to 6.25 AM Monkey Business ★★★★ Sky 305 Virgin 405/HD 435 6.00 AM Teacher’s Pet (2004, U)
★★★ 7.20 Finding Nemo 9.05 G-Force (2009) 10.40 The Game Plan (2007, U) ★★★ 12.35 PM The Lion King As 7.00pm. 2.10 Finding Nemo Animation. (2003, U) ★★★★★ 3.55 G-Force (2009, PG) ★★★
5.30 Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014, PG) ★★★
7.00 The Lion King Animated
8.40
adventure. A lion-cub prince is forced to flee his kingdom after his father dies. (1994, PG) ★★★★★ πTron: Legacy Scifi sequel. A man is sucked into a computer-generated world. Stars Jeff Bridges. (2010, PG) ★★★
PRIME-TIME
Greats Sky 304 Virgin 404/HD 434 7.25 AM Oliver! See 4.35am.
9.55 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Chinese adventure. (2000, 12) ★★★★★
thriller. (1988, 15) ★★★★★ 3.30 The Big Bang Crime thriller. (2010, 15) ★★ 5.15 Stephen
2.30 Coach Carter Sporting
7.00 The Recruit Thriller.
Drama. (2000, PG) ★★★ drama. (2004, 12) ★★★
5.20 Gladiator Oscar-winning Roman epic. Stars Russell Crowe. (2000, 15) ★★★★★
8.00 Days of Thunder
A hacker must root out a mole within the CIA. Stars Al Pacino. (2003, 12) ★★★ The Drop Crime drama. A bartender gets involved in a robbery gone wrong that digs up long-buried secrets. Stars Tom Hardy. (2014, 15) ★★★★
Action drama. A racing driver is involved in a terrible crash. Stars Tom Cruise. (1990, 15) ★★★ 10.00 Face/Of Action thriller. An FBI agent assumes a terrorist’s identity. Stars John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. (1997, 18) ★★★★
10.50 The Da Vinci Code (2006, 12) ★★★ 1.25 AM Reclaim ★★ 3.15 Cherry Falls (2000) ★★★ 5.00 to 6.45 AM Deep Family Secrets (1997, PG) ★★★
12.25 AM Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998, 18) ★★★ 2.30 The Color of Money (1986, 15) ★★★ 4.35 to 7.05 AM Oliver! (1968, U) ★★★★★
9.00
5.00
7.00 Predator Sci-fi fantasy. A
Comedy. A woman finds out that her boyfriend is married. Stars Cameron Diaz. (2014, 12) ★★
12.30 PM Remember the Titans
King’s A Good Marriage
12.20 2.55
9.40 πThe Other Woman 9.00
12.00 NOON The Drop See 9.00pm. 1.50 PM Dead Calm Suspense
Thriller. (2014, 15) ★★
10.25
Comedy. A couple get into a feud with the students living next door. Stars Seth Rogen. (2014, 15) ★★★
11.55 Turbulence (1997, 18) ★★★ 10.50 White Fang 2 (1994) ★★★ 1.45 AM Coming Home for 12.40 AM The Greatest Game Ever Christmas (2013, U) ★★ Played ★★★ 2.45 That 3.35 to 5.30 AM Almost Christmas Darn Cat ★★ 4.20 to 6.00 AM Heavyweights ★★ Comedy. (2013, 15) ★★★
Sky 309 Virgin 409/HD 439 7.00 AM Catch.44 (2011, 15) ★★
8.15
remake. (2005, 12) ★★★
Disney
Sky 303 Virgin 410/HD 440 6.00 AM The Muppet Christmas
9.25 10.55 1.00 2.45 4.55
8.30 11.00 1.00 2.45
thriller. (1996, 15) ★★★ Maverick Comedy western. (1994, PG) ★★★★ Chain Reaction Sci-fi thriller. (1996, 12) ★★★ PM Armageddon As 9.00pm. 3.10 to Yuma Western remake. (2007, 15) ★★★★ S.W.A.T Thriller. Stars Samuel L Jackson. (2003, 12) ★★★
military team encounters a deadly alien creature. Stars Arnold Schwarzenegger. (1987, 18) ★★★★ Armageddon Adventure. An oil driller intercepts a giant asteroid heading for Earth. Stars Bruce Willis. (1998, 12) ★★★★
Family Sky 306 Virgin 406/HD 436 6.00 AM The Karate Kid Action
drama. (1984, 12) ★★★★ 8.10 The Witches See 3.50am. 10.15 National Treasure (2004)
12.30 PM Muppets Most Wanted 2.20 The Adventurer As 10.00pm. 4.10 Khumba Animated adventure. (2013, U) ★★
5.40 National Treasure Action adventure starring Nicolas Cage. (2004, PG) ★★★★
8.00 Muppets Most Wanted Comedy. The gang’s world tour is hijacked by Kermit’s evil double. Stars Ricky Gervais. (2014, U) ★★★
10.00 The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box Fantasy adventure starring Sam Neill and Aneurin Barnard. (2013, PG) ★★
11.40 Superman Returns
11.50 The NeverEnding Story
Adventure. (2006, 12) ★★★ 2.15 AM Chaos Conspiracy thriller. (2005, 15) ★★★ 4.05 to 6.15 AM Maverick (1994)
1.35 AM The Karate Kid (1984) 3.50 to 5.30 AM The Witches
Sci-Fi/Horror Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441 6.00 AM De@th on Live
Thriller. (2013, 15) ★★
8.00 Treehouse (2014, 15) ★★ 9.45 Devil’s Due Horror starring 11.30 1.15 3.15 5.00
Allison Miller. (2014, 15) ★★ Final Destination 2 Horror sequel. (2003, 15) ★★★ PM The Maze Runner (2014) Annabelle (2014, 15) ★★ Unbreakable Supernatural thriller. (2000, 12) ★★★★
7.00 πTranscendence
9.00
Sci-fi. A resurrected scientist makes horrific plans for humanity. Stars Johnny Depp. (2014) ★★★ The Maze Runner Sci-fi thriller. A boy must find his way through a deadly labyrinth. Stars Dylan O’Brien. (2014, 12) ★★★
11.00 Annabelle (2014, 15) ★★ 12.45 AM Dawn of the Dead (2004) ★★★ 2.30 Nothing Left to Fear ★★★ 4.15 to 6.00 AM Target Earth (1997) ★★★
TCM Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416 5.00 AM Kill Her Gently (1957, PG,
Fantasy. (1984, U) ★★★★ Fantasy. (1989, PG) ★★★★
Showcase Sky 310 Virgin 403/HD 433 7.10 AM Lone Survivor War
drama. (2013, 15) ★★★★
9.15 Grudge Match Boxing comedy. (2013, 12) ★★
11.15 Jaws See 5.50pm. 1.45 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier As 8.00pm. 4.05 Ouija See 10.20pm. 5.50 Jaws Thriller starring Roy Scheider and Robert Shaw. (1975, 12) ★★★★★
8.00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier Thriller sequel. The hero battles a cyborg assassin. Stars Chris Evans. (2014) ★★★★ 10.20 Ouija Horror. A group of teenagers tries to contact a dead friend’s spirit. Stars Olivia Cooke and Daren Kagasoff. (2014, 15) ★★
12.00 M’T Lone Survivor War drama. (2013, 15) ★★★★
2.10 AM Grudge Match As 9.15am. 4.15 to 6.15 AM Grace of Monaco Biopic. (2014, PG) ★★
True Christmas Sky 321 FS 302 Virgin 424 5.00 AM Ms Scrooge (1997, PG)
b&w) ★★★ 6.15 Desert Pursuit (1952, U, b&w) ★★ 7.35 Kung Fu 9.35 Yesterday’s Enemy (1959, PG) ★★★ 11.25 The Enemy General (1960, U, b&w) ★ 12.50 PM Kung Fu 3.00 Battle of the Coral Sea (1959, PG) ★★★ 4.40 Tank Force (1958, PG) ★★★ 6.15 Sierra Passage (1950, PG) ★★★
★★★ 7.00 Recipe for a Perfect Christmas (2005) ★★★ 9.00 Annie Claus Is Coming to Town (2011) ★★ 11.00 The Christmas Wish (1998) ★★★★ 1.00 PM The Night They Saved Christmas (1984) ★★ 3.00 Ebbie (1995) ★★★ 5.00 A Holiday to Remember
7.45 Badman’s Country
7.00 A Christmas Romance
9.00
Western. Sheriff Pat Garrett tackles outlaw Butch Cassidy. Stars Neville Brand. (1958, PG, b&w) ★ Ghost Ship Horror chiller. A salvage crew is menaced by the ghosts of a liner’s former passengers. Stars Gabriel Byrne. (2002) ★★
10.45 Presumed Innocent Thriller starring Harrison Ford. (1990, 18) ★★★★
1.00 to 2.45 AM The Gypsy Moths Drama. (1969, 15) ★★★
Drama. (1995, U) ★★★
Drama. Love blossoms between a single mother and a selfish banker. Stars Olivia Newton-John. (1995, U) ★★★
9.00 A Song for the Season Romantic drama starring Naomi Judd and Gerald McRaney. (1999, U) ★★
11.00 The Christmas List Fantasy drama. (1997, U) ★★★
1.00 AM The Waltons Double-bill. 3.00 to 5.00 AM Little House on the Prairie
Brilliant ★★★★★ Great ★★★★ Good ★★★ Watchable ★★ Rubbish ★
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FREEVIEW 700
Sky 0101 Virgin 901 Freesat 700 4.00am Yasser. 6.30 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Adele Roberts. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Annie Mac. 9.00 Phil Taggart’s Mixtape. 10.00 Residency: James Blake. 12.00m’t Residency: Maribou State. 1.00 to 4.00am Toddla T.
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FREEVIEW 702
Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00pm Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Bob Harris Country. 8.00 Jo Whiley. 10.00 BBC Radio New Comedy Award. 10.30 Listomania. 11.00 Nigel Ogden: The Organist Entertains. 11.30 Listen to the Band. 12.00m’t After Midnight. 3.00 to 5.00am Paul Gambaccini
THURSDAY
As 6.15pm.
9.45 Wild See 10.15pm. 12.00 NOON Extinction Fantasy
drama. (1998, 12) ★★★ The Other Woman (2014) Stir Crazy (1980, 15) ★★★ PM Bad Neighbours As 8pm. The Golden Child Fantasy adventure. (1986, PG) ★★
Action/Adventure Sky307 Virgin 407/HD 437 6.00 AM Executive Decision Action
THURSDAY
with America’s Greatest Hits.
RADIO 3
FREEVIEW 703
Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 12.00noon Composer of the Week: Chabrier. 1.00pm News; Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Chabrier. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 Free Thinking Festival. 10.45 Free Thinking
Essay: New Generation Thinkers. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30 to 6.30am Through the Night.
RADIO 4
FREEVIEW 704
Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704 6.00am Today. 8.45 (LW) Yesterday in Parliament. 9.00 In Our Time. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Every
Time a Friend Succeeds Something Inside Me Dies – The Life of Gore Vidal. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 10.00 Woman’s Hour: With Jenni Murray. 11.00 Crossing Continents. 11.30 The Lost Songs of Hollywood. 12.00noon News. 12.05pm The Why Factor. 12.15 You and Yours; Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Raising the Bar: 100 Years of Black British Theatre and Screen. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Lady Macbeth of Mtsensk. 3.00 Open Country; Appeal. 3.30 Open Book. 4.00 The Film Programme. 4.30 BBC Inside Science. 5.00 PM. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 6.30 Alex Horne Presents the Horne Section. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45 Book of the Week: D for Dexter – Snakes and Ladders. 8.00 Law in Action. 8.30 The Bottom Line. 9.00 BBC Inside Science. 9.30 In Our Time. 10.00 World Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Death in the Fifth Position. 11.00 Night of Comedy for Children in Need. 11.30 Today in Parliament. 11.45 The Listening Project. 12.00m’t News. 12.30am Book of the Week: Every Time a Friend Succeeds Something Inside Me Dies – The Life of Gore Vidal. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping. 5.30 News Briefing; Prayer for the Day. 5.45 to 6.00am Farming Today; Tweet of the Day.
RADIO 5 LIVE
FREEVIEW 705
Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 5 Live Daily. 1.00pm Afternoon Edition. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 10.00 Question Time Extra Time. 1.00 to 5.00am Up All Night.
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BBC 1 6.00 AM Breakfast News and sport. (S) 13128329 9.15 The Wanted 5 of 10. Operation Keyman continues in Bradford. (S, AD, HD) 7083077
10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S, Rpt) 28400 11.00 The Housing Enforcers (S, Rpt, HD) 7665 11.30 Neighbourhood Blues 5 of 9. Officers try 12.15 1.00 1.30 1.45
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Coronation Street ITV, 7.00pm Decent proposal? Johnny
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upsets Sally when he tells her she’s being sent to the factory floor, but when he asks her to be the supervisor, will she accept?
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to apprehend a runaway suspect on foot in Weston-super-Mare. (S, AD, HD) 3860348 PM Bargain Hunt Antiques series. A Children in Need special from Edinburgh. (S) 2238482 News; Weather (S, HD) 91752 Local News; Weather (S) 74213619 Doctors Phantoms: Medical drama series. Emma takes the plunge and goes to meet Amelia, while Heston and Ruhma go to the theatre. See feature, page 8. (S, AD, HD) 215868 The Edge Game show. (S, HD) 9775139 Escape to the Country Rural property advice series. Jules Hudson helps a couple find a new home on Anglesey. (S, AD, HD) 4790665 My Life on a Plate Anneka Rice: Last in the culinary series. The TV presenter explores her childhood memories. (S, AD, HD) 6648416 Flog It! From Sheffield. (S, Rpt, HD) 3567042 Pointless Quiz series. (S, HD) 9037023 News; Weather (S, HD) 139 Local News (S) 619
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AM My Life on a Plate (S, Rpt, HD) 8007446 The Edge Game show. (S, Rpt, HD) 6263665 Junior Bake Of Culinary contest. (S) 32752 Pound Shop Wars (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 940042 Great British Menu (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 949313 Victoria Derbyshire (S, HD) 70281961 Coast Secret Life of Beaches. (S, Rpt) 2138619 Country Show Cook Of Culinary series. In this edition, Ed Baines and Valentine Warner head to North Yorkshire. (S, Rpt, HD) 2131706 F1: Brazilian Grand Prix Coverage of the first practice session from Interlagos. Further coverage at 3.45pm. (S, HD) 27691936 PM The Great British Bake Of: The Final The three finalists battle it out. (S, Rpt) 273042 Wild Brazil Enduring the Drought: Last in the documentary series. The animals look for breeding partners. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 264394 F1: Brazilian Grand Prix Lee McKenzie introduces coverage of the second practice session from Interlagos. (S, HD) 137771
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6.00 Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents a Children in Need special edition of the companion series. (S) 40435
7.00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul
Matt Baker and Alex Jones, live from the Queen Vic set at Elstree. (S, HD) 5226
Last in the culinary travel series. The chef arrives in Istanbul in time for the bluefish season, which allows him the chance to go fishing on the Bosphorus. Plus, he cooks kofte kebabs with pistachios and a hearty kapuska stew. (S, Rpt, HD) 2435
7.30 Children in Need Terry Wogan and Tess Daly kick off another bumper evening of fundraising fun. Ellie Goulding gets the party started before the EastEnders cast travels back in time for a Hollywood-style performance. Scott Mills is in Blackpool preparing for his charity challenge – to abseil down the Blackpool Tower. At 8.00 Bruce Forsyth is reunited with Tess Daly for a special Call the Midwife edition of Strictly Come Dancing. Then at 8.30 Fearne Cotton presents a Star Wars sketch in which Warwick Davis, C-3PO and R2-D2 are joined by a few famous Jedi fans. At 9.00 Rod Stewart sings live and Harry Hill crams 40 years of TV history into four minutes before Jess Glynne performs the official Children in Need song. Continues on BBC2. See feature, page 21. (S, HD) 313752
10.00 News; Weather (S, HD) 829058 10.25 Local News; Weather (S) 847428 Lottery 10.40 Children in Need Terry Wogan, Nick Grimshaw and Rochelle Humes introduce the final part of tonight’s show, featuring Selena Gomez and the cast of musical Kinky Boots. At 11.00 the cream of British comedy perform in a Radio 4 sketch and chart-toppers Years and Years sing live. At 11.30 The cast of Beautiful: The Carole King Musical are on stage, then at 12.00m’t stars of Strictly face a brand-new musical challenge, and Westlife’s Shane Filan and Girls Aloud’s Nadine Coyle unite before the cast of Bend It Like Beckham: The Musical brings the proceedings to a rousing climax as this year’s grand total is announced. (S, HD) 78137139 Weather 2.05 to 6.00 AM BBC News (S, HD) 35943917 BBC1 REGIONAL VARIATIONS ■ WALES Programmes today are as above.
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include Ian Paisley, Donald Campbell and the films of Martin Scorsese. (S, HD) 5416
8.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 1 of 6. Return of the documentary series. The Rev Richard Hines collects tunnock grass for a Palm Sunday service. (S) 1023
9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Athens to Thessaloniki: 4 of 6. Travel series. Michael Portillo embarks on a Greek odyssey from the port of Piraeus in Athens, north to the city of Thessaloniki, exploring the Acropolis and sampling moussaka and baklava. (S, AD, HD) 8619
10.00 Children in Need The fundraising fun
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continues with Shane Richie playing the master of ceremonies in Albert Square, chatting to celebrities and introducing music from Peter Andre. Continues on BBC1. See feature, page 21. (S, HD) 426058 Newsnight (S, HD) 407752
11.10 Artsnight Radio 1’s Clara Amfo reveals how the fame industry works. (S) 509856 Weather
11.40 Later… with Jools Holland (S, Rpt) 637232 12.45 AM Cross of Iron World War Two drama.
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A German sergeant on the Russian front in 1943 is sickened by a cowardly officer who risks men’s lives for his own glory. Stars James Coburn. (125mins, 1977, 18, S, HD) Rating ★★★ See Filmweek, page 29 68122172 2.50 Sign Zone Starting with: 2.50 Question Time Last night’s debate in Stoke. (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 5655882 3.50 to 4.50 AM Class of 92: Out of Their League (SL, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 7306646
BBC2 REGIONAL VARIATIONS ■ WALES 7.00pm Sport Wales 7.30-10.00pm LIVE: Match of the Day Wales v Holland: Coverage of the friendly international staged at the Cardiff City Stadium, kick-off 7.45pm.
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6.00 AM Good Morning Britain With guest Doctor
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Who star Peter Capaldi. (S, HD) 140348 Lorraine Entertainment news. (S, HD) 2318787 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S, HD) 5997077 This Morning Daily magazine hosted by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. Including Local Weather. (S, HD) 42706 PM Loose Women Daily chat show featuring celebrity interviews and topical debate from a female perspective. (S, HD) 94145 News; Weather (S) 89028752 Local News; Weather (S) 91120023 Judge Rinder Daily series following criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on reallife cases in a studio courtroom. (S) 68936 Pick Me! Game show presented by Stephen Mulhern in which members of the audience compete for the attentions of the host and the chance to play for cash prizes. (S) 3526 Tipping Point Daily general knowledge quiz series hosted by Ben Shephard. (S) 6313 The Chase Quiz series hosted by Bradley Walsh in which four contestants work as a team in order to take on quiz expert the Chaser and secure a cash prize. (S) 9665 Local News; Weather (S) 435 News; Weather (S) 787
7.00 Coronation Street Tracy is stunned to discover that Tony has emptied their joint business account, while Johnny takes an instant dislike to Sally’s voice and wants her back on the factory floor. (S, HD) 4874
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series. Reporter Kiki King and director Ruhi Hamid travel to Mexico, which has become an international hotspot for the rapidly expanding, multi billion-dollar child-surrogacy industry. (S, HD) 313
8.00 Grand Designs Revisited Architectural series. Tonight, Kevin McCloud returns to north Cornwall to check on the progress of an ambitious project to reinforce the walls of an old bungalow and put a new living space on top made entirely from cross-laminated timber. (S, HD) 3333
9.00 Gogglebox 10 of 12. TV review series capturing households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas. (S, HD) 3787
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10.00 News; Weather (S) 11435 10.30 Local News; Weather (S) 609139 10.45 Football Mark Pougatch introduces
Walsh in which four contestants answer general knowledge questions and work as a team in order to take on a quiz expert and secure a cash prize. (S, Rpt, HD) 339503 12.40 AM Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 89830917 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Talk show in which the host invites guests to discuss their relationship issues. (SL, S, Rpt) 4022849 3.40 to 6.00 AM Nightscreen Text-based guide to forthcoming ITV programmes. (HD) 23746733
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7.00 Secrets of… St Paul’s Cathedral: In the last in the documentary series, structural engineer Steve Burrows leads a team of scientists and historians in an investigation of the engineering that was involved in the construction of the City of London landmark. (S, Rpt) 2056023 News 2 of 12. Documentary series. In tonight’s edition, the drivers rush to complete their deliveries before a storm strikes – but Alex’s journey takes him over a stretch of thin ice. Plus, a wrong turn costs Art more than a day’s driving. (S) 2065771 News US crime drama series starring Scott Bakula. A commander’s car is stolen with his infant daughter still inside – leaving Pride, Brody and La Salle to investigate whether it was a hijacking or abduction. (Series 1, ep 21, S, AD, HD) 2158435
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Bounty: US crime drama
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starring Chris O’Donnell and LL Cool J. A former army sergeant is found dead – and the team suspects that terrorists are behind his murder. (Series 2, ep 8, S, HD) 5541416 11.55 Access Showbiz news. (HD) 7916435 12.00 M’T SuperCasino Interactive gaming. 65611733 3.10 AM Inside Holloway 1 of 2. The history of the prison and its inmates. (S, Rpt, HD) 8816511
4.00 2,000 Tattoos, 40 Piercings and a Pickled
Ear Documentary. (S, Rpt, HD) 4423511
4.45 House Doctor (S, Rpt) 50335462 5.10 (SL, S, Rpt) 20789733 5.35 to 6.00 AM (S, Rpt) 27038191
S4C 7.00am Cyw 12.15pm Cyw: Bob y Bildar 12.30 Cyw: Dwylo’r Enfys 12.45 Cyw: Cwm Teg 12.50 Cyw: Wmf 1.00 Newyddion 1.05 Heno 1.30 Ffermio 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Newyddion 3.00 Ar y Dibyn 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Tag 5.40 Stwnsh: Larfa 5.45 Stwnsh: Madron 5.55 Stwnsh: Ffeil 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Newyddion 6.30 Twm Morys: Ofn Cerdd Dant 7.00 Heno 9306874 7.30 Ralïo+: Rali Cymru GB 9384348 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 3604110 8.25 Becws 3193665 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 4227110 9.30 Sam ar y Sgrin 3619110 10.00 Stiwdio Gefn 8672503 10.30 Fferm Ffactor: Brwydr y Ffermwyr 7638684 11.30pm-12.05am Dim Byd 8868145
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10.00 NCIS Shooter: US crime drama series.
11.05 First Dates Dating series. (S, Rpt, HD) 668077 12.10 AM Rude Tube Internet clips. (S, HD) 4630356 1.10 Maniac Horror remake. A mannequin restorer with a scalping fetish is befriended by a pretty artist. Stars Elijah Wood and Nora Arnezeder. (90mins, 2012, 18, S, W/S) Rating ★★★ See Filmweek, page 29 8669646 Supernatural Stairway to Heaven: Fantasy drama. Sam and Dean investigate multiple deaths in Missouri. (S9, ep 22, S, HD) 8944917 Four Rooms Antiques series. (S, HD) 7397998 Location, Location, Location (S, Rpt) 8099240 to 6.15 AM Deal or No Deal (S, Rpt) 8321646
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9.00 NCIS: New Orleans Rock-a-Bye Baby:
The team investigates the murder of a photographer with the marines, who was due to testify at a court-martial after he captured a picture of what appeared to be a soldier killing an unarmed civilian. (Series 11, ep 20, S, AD, HD) 2055394
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8.00 Ice Road Truckers Rushin’ Roulette:
Chat show. Tonight, the host welcomes comedian and actress Dawn French, who discusses her new novel, According to YES. Plus, former X Factor winners Little Mix perform their new single, Love Me, Like You, live in the studio. (S, HD) 6764145
highlights of the friendly match between Spain and England in Alicante. (S) 3133313 11.50 The Chase Quiz series hosted by Bradley
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7.00 News (S, HD) 8936 7.30 Unreported World 6 of 8. Documentary
7.30 lFootball Spain v England:
Mark Pougatch introduces coverage of the friendly match from the Estadio José Rico Pérez in Alicante, kick-off 7.45pm. Both sides qualified convincingly for Euro 2016, with Roy Hodgson’s men winning all ten matches and reigning European champions Spain losing just once. The sides last met in a friendly in November 2011, when Frank Lampard’s goal gave England a 1-0 win at Wembley Stadium. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Glenn Hoddle, with analysis by Lee Dixon and Ian Wright. (S, HD) 411348
from north Somerset. (S, Rpt, HD) 21868 11.00 (S, Rpt, HD) 6503 11.30 (S, Rpt, HD) 7232 NOON News (S, HD) 8252961 PM Come Dine with Me (S, Rpt, HD) 6152690 Racing Nick Luck and Rishi Persad present coverage of the 1.05, 1.40, 2.15 and 2.50 races from Cheltenham. (S, HD) 76250481 Countdown Word game. (S, HD) 4703139 Homes by the Sea (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 4955 Four in a Bed B&B challenge. (S, HD) 1400 Come Dine with Me Peterborough. (S) 936 The Simpsons Grift of the Magi: A large corporation buys the school and uses the pupils to test a new toy range. (S, Rpt) 357 Hollyoaks Cleo pushes Pete to tell Reenie about them, and the McQueens are surprised by the arrival of a familiar face. (S, HD) 329
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6.00 AM You’ve Been Framed! 6.20 Psych Shawn searches for the
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star of a circus show. (S7, ep6)
BBC3 starts broadcasting at 7.00pm
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Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed! Clips series. Dinner Date From London. Psych Lassiter’s wedding day
10.25 12.10 1.15 1.40 2.40
The Real Housewives of Atlanta PM Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed! Clips series. Dinner Date From London. The Jeremy Kyle Show
descends into chaos. (S7, ep7)
film
Wayne’s World
Triple-bill of the talk show.
5★, 9.00pm Mike Myers and Dana Carvey play best friends and heavy metal fans in both films in the 1990s comedy franchise tonight
6.00 Judge Rinder Series featuring reallife cases in a studio courtroom.
7.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson and
7.00 You’ve Been Framed!
Richard Hammond debate which company has made the greatest number of exceptional cars. With guest broadcaster Chris Evans.
8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride
8.00 Two and a Half Men Double-
The Break-Up
Jennifer Aniston stars in the comedy drama about a couple who carry on living together despite their relationship ending
8.00 Midsomer Murders Small Mercies: Detective drama series starring John Nettles and Jason Hughes. The peace in a sleepy hamlet is disturbed when a man’s body is found tied down in a miniature village – just like the hero in Gulliver’s Travels. Also stars Caroline Blakiston, Jesse Birdsall, Olivia Colman and Abigail Thaw.
9.00 πfThe Break-Up Comedy. A couple’s relationship comes to an end – but neither wants to give up their exclusive apartment, so they begin an uneasy cohabitation. Stars Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston, Jon Favreau, Joey Lauren Adams and Jason Bateman. (2006, 12) ★★★
9.30 Russell Howard’s Good
News Comedy from 2012.
10.00 Josh 1 of 6. Comedy starring
ITV2, 9.00pm
Fletcher heads to West Virginia to come to the aid of a friend arrested for murder – but the unfriendly townsfolk hinder her investigation.
bill. Charlie is forced to consider his treatment of women. (S1, ep6) 8.30 Jake draws an intimate picture for a project. (S1, ep7)
escorts a group of drag queens on a bank holiday pub crawl in Leeds.
film
7.00 Murder, She Wrote Jessica
Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities filmed by viewers, featuring kids, animals and painful-looking accidents.
A rugby player plans his wedding to a woman who was diagnosed with Guillain-Barré syndrome two months into their relationship.
9.00 Rent a Cop 3 of 8. The team
AM George and Mildred Heartbeat Rural drama series. Murder, She Wrote Crime drama. Where the Heart Is Rural drama. Judge Judy Triple-bill. A Touch of Frost Detective drama. PM Heartbeat See 5.55pm. Wild at Heart Drama series. Where the Heart Is Rural drama. Doctor at Large Medical comedy. On the Buses Comedy series. George and Mildred Mildred’s mother may be moving in. 5.55 Heartbeat Merton suspects a blaze at Peter Pike’s warehouse may have been started deliberately.
Josh Widdecombe. Josh is invited to a pool party, but he can’t swim.
10.30 Russell Howard’s Good
10.00 Law & Order: UK A jeweller is found dead with no hands or teeth and the case takes a shocking turn when the victim’s sister receives a gruesome delivery. (S8, ep1)
News Extra Comedy from 2011.
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film The Hunger Games
Family Guy (S8, ep2) 11.40 (S8, ep3) M’T American Dad! (S8, ep9) AM Family Guy (S4, ep20) Josh See 10.00pm. Rent a Cop See 9.00pm. Together Last in the comedy series. The Fear Challenge series. Russell Howard’s Good News Extra to 4.00 AM Russell Howard’s Good News
BBC4 FV 9 Sky 116 Freesat 148/HD 107 Virgin 107/HD 164
HD 106
Film4, 9.00pm Woody Harrelson and Jennifer Lawrence star in the sci-fi adventure about a girl fighting in a televised battle to the death
BBC4 starts broadcasting at 7.00pm
7.00 World News Today 7.30 Sounds of the 70s 8.00 Pappano’s Classical Voices 2 of 4. Antonio Pappano discusses tenors. 9.00 Top of the Pops 1977: Big Hits With Rod Stewart and the Jacksons.
10.00 πnRod Stewart Live at Hyde Park A concert by the singer
new Rod Stewart Live at Hyde Park BBC4, 10.00pm The much-loved singer performs his hits
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for Radio 2’s Festival in a Day.
11.00 Imagine… Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now. The singer talks to Alan Yentob about his career as a solo artist, and with acts like Jeff Beck, the Steampacket and the Faces. 12.25 AM Top of the Pops 1977: Big Hits
1.25 Rod Stewart Live at Hyde Park 2.25 to 3.50 AM Imagine… As 11pm.
11.10 fAlmost Married Comedy. A man tries to hide his sexually transmitted disease from his fiancée. Stars Philip McGinley and Emily Atack. (2014, 15) ★★ 1.10 AM Two and a Half Men As 8.00pm. 1.30 The Vampire Diaries Supernatural drama series starring Paul Wesley.
11.00 Wyclife A pub landlord’s wife is suspected of killing her husband.
12.10 AM fOut of Sight Romantic thriller. A US Marshal pursues an escaped convict. Stars George Clooney. (1998, 15) ★★★
2.25 Shopping 5.50 to 6.00 AM Nightscreen
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Where the Heart Is Judge Judy Small-claims cases. Nightscreen to 6.00 AM Emmerdale
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The Only Way Is Essex May the Best House Win 60 Minute Makeover PM The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Flipping Out Reality series. Real Housewives of Orange County The Millionaire Matchmaker Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Dinner Date From London. The Millionaire Matchmaker
Double-bill. Patti Stanger tries to find love for a Hello Kitty fanatic. 8.00 Former American footballer Freddie Mitchell looks for love. 9.00 The Bachelor USA New edition 4 of 13. Sean plays roller derby with eight of the remaining contenders. 10.55 Bridezillas Series that goes behind the scenes with New York women while they plan their weddings.
5.15 6.15 6.45
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AM Magnum, PI 6.55 Gunsmoke
The Sweeney 9.05 Minder Gunsmoke 11.15 The Professionals PM Storage Wars Reality series. lSnooker Day four of the Champion of Champions from Coventry. Continues at 6.45pm. The Professionals Action drama. Storage Wars Reality series. lSnooker Coverage of the evening session on day four of the Champion of Champions from the Ricoh Arena in Coventry. Includes the Group Two final, as the line-up for the last four is confirmed. fTightrope Crime thriller. A detective investigating a series of sexually motivated murders gains an insight into his own darker impulses. Stars Clint Eastwood and Geneviève Bujold. (1984, 18) ★★★ AM Minder A Lebanese diplomat and businessman hires Terry. Movies Now FIlm news.
11.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
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American version of the talk show in which guests air their differences. 12.50 AM Shopping 5.55 to 6.00 AM Nightscreen
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8.55 AM Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 10.00 Great Canal Journeys 11.05 fA Town Like Alice World
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AM Revenge (S3, ep21 of 22) Charmed Double-bill.
5.10 fDestination Gobi World War Two adventure. US soldiers join forces with Mongol tribesmen to fight against the Japanese. Stars Richard Widmark and Don Taylor. (1953, U) ★★★
of the comedy seires. Bernadette receives her PhD. (S4, ep24) 6.30 Penny regrets spending the night with Raj. (S5, ep1)
7.00 Hollyoaks New episode
6.55 fFerris Bueller’s
Day Of Comedy. A cocky
Myra pleads with Mercedes to tell Joe the truth about Gabriel. 7.30 2 Broke Girls Caroline and Max’s cat goes missing. (S4, ep15) 8.00 fTransformers:
teenager plays truant from school and spends the day dragging his girlfriend and a reluctant friend into all manner of crazy adventures in the big city. Stars Matthew Broderick, Jennifer Grey, Mia Sara and Alan Ruck. (1986, 15) ★★★★
Revenge of the Fallen
Sci-fi action adventure sequel. The war between the robots erupts once again, as the Decepticons lead an attack on Earth to locate an ancient planet-destroying machine. A hapless teenager finds himself caught in the middle of the ensuing conflict as he holds the key to discovering the location of the device. Stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson. (2009, 12) ★★★★
9.00 πfThe Hunger
Games Sci-fi. A teenager living in a dystopian future-America is forced to fight against children from other regions across the country in an annual televised event. Stars Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Wes Bentley Woody Harrelson and Elizabeth Banks. (2012, 12) ★★★★
11.00 The Big Bang Theory (S6, ep10) 11.30 (S7, ep23) 12.00 M’T (S8, ep10) 12.30 AM (S8, ep11) 12.55 Drifters 4 of 6. Comedy series. 1.30 Chewing Gum Last in the series. 2.00 Bodyshockers Documentary. 2.55 2 Broke Girls (S4, ep19) 3.20 The 100 (S2, ep7 of 16) 4.05 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (S1, ep21) 4.50 to 6.00 AM Revenge (S3, ep21)
11.45 fFriday the 13th Horror
5USA
5★
remake. A group of students and a man looking for his sister arrive at a disused campsite where a masked killer lurks. Stars Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker and Amanda Righetti. (2009, 18) ★★ 1.40 to 3.40 AM fThe Number 23 Thriller starring Jim Carrey and Virginia Madsen. (2007, 15) ★★
War Two drama. A woman sent on a forced march between Japanese labour camps finds comfort in her friendship with a fellow prisoner. Stars Virginia McKenna and Peter Finch. (1956, PG, b&w) ★★★★★ 1.25 PM Time Team Double-bill. 3.35 Walking Through History Tony Robinson explores north Norfolk.
4.40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun A second home in Lanzarote.
5.45 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away
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Herefordshire and Portugal.
6.50 Great Canal Journeys
8.00 Top Gear Richard Hammond compares the Porsche Cayman GTS with the Chevrolet Corvette, and James May tests the LaFerrari hybrid hypercar. With Olly Murs.
9.00 Dynamo: Magician
Impossible The illusionist appears to change his clothes in an instant and predicts the winners of seven international football games.
Jerome and Berg meet Audrey, Simon warns Adele to hide their baby, and Victor sets out to help Julie. Subtitled. (S2, ep5 of 8)
10.10 Father Ted Back-to-back
and Hugh Rowland test their skills on the Dalton Highway. American Pickers An old soda fountain and a cigarette machine. The Money Pit Challenge series. Motorway Cops Documentary. Ice Road Truckers Hugh Rowland negotiates the Dalton Highway. Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz uncover an impressive hoard, and strike gold in an unusual prop shop.
Timothy and Prunella embark on a voyage through their home city of London, meeting fellow actors Andrew Sachs and Ian McKellen.
9.00 The Returned New episode
Extreme Fishing with Robson Green Ice Road Truckers American Pickers Motorway Cops Top Gear Double-bill. PM Storage Hunters UK Double-bill. Ice Road Truckers Alex Debogorski
7.00 American Pickers
Double-bill. Timothy West and Prunella Scales follow the Oxford Canal through the Cherwell Valley, where they meet son Samuel West.
7.55 Great Canal Journeys
AM Hardliners
10.00 Mock the Week Double-bill.
episodes. Dougal’s life is in danger when he becomes a milkman. 10.45 Father Jack puts the annual five-a-side match in jeopardy.
Stephen K Amos and Ed Byrne guest on an edition from 2008. 10.40 Greg Davies and Danielle Ward guest on an edition from 2008.
11.20 Father Ted The cleric is given a
11.20 QI XL Jack Dee, David Mitchell, Bill
forfeit after cheating – he must kick Bishop Brennan’s backside. 11.50 The clerics face the prospect of an untimely death during a flight. 12.20 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Chef Gordon Ramsay meets Arizona bistro owners who have a contempt for customer feedback. 1.20 to 3.35 AM Great Canal Journeys
Bailey and panellist Alan Davies answer Stephen Fry’s questions with an international theme. 12.20 AM Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled The host is joined in conversation by a selection of comedians. 1.20 Red Dwarf A composite life-form menaces the vessel’s crew. 2.00 to 4.00 AM Suits Double-bill.
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FV 30 Sky 176 Freesat 131 Virgin 151
FV 20 Sky 158 Virgin 190
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9.00 AM Neighbours 9.30 Home and Away 10.00 Gilmore Girls 12.00 NOON My Wife and Kids 1.00 PM Cowboy Builders Double-bill. 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 My Wife and Kids 5.00 Scrubs 5.55 Access 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away New episode
7.10 AM The Bill 8.00 Monarch of the Glen 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All Creatures Great and Small 11.00 The Bill 1.00 PM Goodnight Sweetheart 1.40 Steptoe and Son 2.20 Birds of a Feather 3.00 Monarch of the Glen 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 All Creatures Great and Small 6.00 Steptoe and Son Comedy series. 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine
6.00 8.00 10.30 11.30 12.30 2.00
AM Diagnosis Murder
evidence of a murder. (S4, ep22)
8.00 Gibbs investigates after a
Marilyn tries to contact Don Fisher.
7.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 8.00 Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 9.00 πfWayne’s World
body is found in a taxi. (S4, ep23)
9.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Double-bill. A murder is linked to a community hospital. (S9, ep7) 10.00 Four men are blackmailed over a friend’s death. (S9, ep8)
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11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00 12.55 1.55 2.50
A boy’s kidnapping revives memories of an old case. (S14, ep5) M’T CSI: NY A software company executive is poisoned. (S6, ep6) AM CSI: Cyber (S1, ep6) CSI: Miami (S9, ep3) to 3.00 AM Access Showbiz news.
12.55 1.50 2.45
Comedy. A network executive tries to exploit two friends and their amateur TV show. Stars Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Rob Lowe and Tia Carrere. (1992, PG) ★★★★ fWayne’s World 2 Comedy sequel. Wayne and Garth discover their destiny is to stage a massive rock concert. Stars Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Ralph Brown and Kim Basinger. (1993, PG) ★★★★ AM Top 20: Midnight Madness Top 20 Funniest Clips series. to 3.00 AM Access Showbiz news.
Clegg’s cousin comes to stay.
7.20 Goodnight Sweetheart Gary makes
10.00 11.20 12.00 1.00 2.00 3.20
the beating of a police chief’s son. 9.00 Crabbe is assigned to look after a hell-raising footballer. New Tricks The squad investigates the death of a barrister found bound and gagged in his car. Birds of a Feather Comedy. M’T The Bill Police drama series. AM Pie in the Sky As 8.00pm. The Secret of Crickley Hall 1 of 3. Drama starring Suranne Jones. to 4.00 AM Garden Makers
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
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6ixth Sense 9.00 Jerry Springer 60 Minute Makeover Motorway Patrol Double-bill. PM The Jerry Springer Show UK Border Force 3.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 4.00 Highway Patrol Back-to-back editions of the documentary.
6.00 The Dog Whisperer Documentary. 7.00 Monkey Life Double-bill. 8.00 Stargate Atlantis The Wraith arrive
preparations for Yvonne’s return.
8.00 Pie in the Sky Crabbe investigates
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at the space station. (S4, ep17)
9.00 Night Cops Officers deal with a man thought to be carrying a gun.
10.00 Road Wars Thames Valley Police offer an insight into vehicle crime.
11.00 12.00 1.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
Nothing to Declare Double-bill. M’T Most Daring Clips series. AM Road Wars 2.00 Sexcetera Most Shocking Clips series. Most Haunted From Manchester. to 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
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Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Columbo Murder Under Glass. Access 10.40 Diagnosis Murder Access 11.55 NCIS Double-bill. PM Mystery Woman: Oh Baby Access 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: NY 6.55 Access Magazine. NCIS A blind man photographs
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Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement Double-bill. Melissa & Joey Double-bill. Charmed Double-bill. PM How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory Double-bill. Melissa & Joey Double-bill. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (S1, ep21) How I Met Your Mother Double-bill. The Big Bang Theory Double-bill
One drama starring Malcolm McDowell. (1976, PG) ★★ 1.15 PM fVon Ryan’s Express World War Two drama starring Frank Sinatra, Trevor Howard and Brad Dexter. (1965, PG) ★★★★ 3.30 fA Lawless Street Western drama. Stars Randolph Scott and Angela Lansbury. (1955, U) ★★★
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Hot Lips refers Klinger to a psychiatrist. (S2, ep3) 7.30 The team rebuilds a bombed village. (S2, ep4)
8.00 PQ17: An Arctic
Convoy Disaster The
8.00 The Avengers A criminal frames Miss King to look like a traitor as part of his plan to plunge the world into a major war.
story of an Allied convoy heading to the Russian port of Arkhangelsk in 1942.
9.00 Operation Mincemeat 9.00 πM*A*S*H:
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How Britain deceived Hitler into thinking the Allies were planning to invade Greece but landed instead in Sicily.
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Spies New edition
5 of 6. The invention of spy networks before any forms of mass communication.
12.00 M’T Time Team 1.00 AM Wainwright Walks
Julia Bradbury climbs High Street and Pillar Rock.
11.00 Memories of M*A*S*H Shelley Long introduces highlights from the US comedy series, plus interviews with the cast.
1.00 to 3.00 AM f The Inspectors Thriller
starring Louis Gossett Jr and Jonathan Silverman. (1998, 15) ★★★
2.00 to 3.00 AM I Met Adolf Eichmann
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10.00 AM The Shell Seekers 11.50 Highway to Heaven 3.00 PM fSanta’s Dog
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Challenge FV 46 Sky 145 Freesat 145 Virgin 139 6.00 AM Deal or No Deal
7.30 8.00 10.00 11.00 11.30 12.00
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8.00 Lost and Sold Robbie
the Mob 1 of 8. Series
11.00 How It’s Made Double-bill. 12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives Double-bill of the series.
2.00 AM Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Mark Franks and Mark Stacey head to the Ford Airfield car-boot sale in West Sussex.
3.00 Scrapheap Challenge 5.00 to 6.00 AM Salvage Squad
10.00 12.00 1.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 5.30 6.30
8.00 Motorway Cops
Homer gets caught illegally downloading movies. 7.30 Stan Lee offers advice to Comic Book Guy.
8.00 πGordonstoun:
A Diferent Class
New edition 2 of 6. A pupil tries to prove he could be the fire station captain.
9.00 A League of Their
Own Quiz. With One Direction’s Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan, and DJ Sara Cox.
officers in Bedfordshire motorists who are breaking the law, including drivers using mobile phones.
10.00 Traic Cops Officers use
10.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo Comedy panel game hosted by Lee Mack. With Dara O Briain, Ruth Jones and Melanie C.
an electroshock weapon to disarm a gang member in the middle of the night and take him into custody.
11.00 Stalked: Someone’s Watching Double-bill. 12.00 M’T Cold Justice A murder 1.00 2.00 4.00 4.45 5.35
turns up multiple suspects.
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Home Shopping Rescue: Code One Wife Swap USA to 6.00 AM Medical Emergency
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CBS Drama
FV 66 Sky 146 Freesat 135 Virgin 148 9.00 AM Nowhere to Hide
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Bullseye Game show. 10.00 Hoarders 10.00 Matlock (S5, ep14) Pointless Quiz series. 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries 11.00 The District (S3, ep9) Comedy. Stars Anthony Catchphrase Double-bill. 12.00 NOON Nowhere to Hide 12.00 NOON Judge Judy Robinson. (2011, U) ★★★ Strike It Lucky 1.00 PM Judge Judy 1.00 PM Taxi Double-bill. 5.00 fElf-Man Comedy. Bullseye Game show. 3.00 Hoarders 2.00 The High Chaparral One of Santa Claus’ elves NOON The Million Pound 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 3.00 Matlock (S5, ep15) answers a call for help Drop Big-money quiz. 5.00 Judge Judy Back-to-back 4.00 Judge Judy from two children whose editions of the series 1.00 PM Pointless Double-bill. 5.00 The District (S3, ep10) inventor father has been featuring real-life cases. 3.00 Fifteen to One Double-bill. 6.00 Knots Landing Double-bill kidnapped. Stars Jeffrey of the drama series. 4.00 Ninja Warrior Double-bill of 7.00 Cops: Reloaded Double-bill Combs. (2012, U) ★★★ (S1, ep1) 7.00 (S1, ep2) the adventure game show. of the documentary series. 7.00 fThe Seeker: 5.00 Fort Boyard Game show. 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery 8.00 Judge Judy Double-bill. The Dark Is Rising Fantasy. 6.00 Robot Wars Game show. 9.00 Sins and Secrets Studying 9.00 Playing the Field A teenager embarks on the impact of crimes Dave waits to stand trial. 7.00 Pointless Double-bill of a quest to prevent dark on local communities. the quiz series presented 10.15 Sex and the City Carrie forces seizing a mystical by Alexander Armstrong. suspects that Big is 10.00 Cold Blood The murder artefact. Stars Alexander ashamed of her. (S1, ep6) of a Miami businessman. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop Ludwig. (2007, 12) ★★★ Big-money quiz show. 11.00 Medical Detectives 10.50 Californication (S2, ep6) Forensic evidence 9.00 fFortress 2 Sci-fi 10.15 Classic Who Wants to Be 11.25 Nurse Jackie (S2, ep6) betrays a serial killer. sequel. Stars Christopher a Millionaire? Quiz series. 12.00 M’T Jerry Springer Lambert. (1999, 15) ★★ 11.15 Bullseye Game show. 12.00 M’T I Survived 12.50 AM Sex and the City 10.50 fHitman Action 12.15 AM Family Fortunes 1.00 AM Sins and Secrets 1.25 Californication (S2, ep6) thriller starring Timothy 12.45 Wheel of Fortune 2.00 Cold Blood 2.00 Nurse Jackie (S2, ep6) Olyphant and Dougray 1.15 Pointless Quiz series. 3.00 Shopping 3.30 World’s 2.35 Jerry Springer Scott. (2007, 15) ★★★ Wildest Police Videos 3.15 Ninja Warrior 3.20 Beverly Hills 90210 1.00 AM Highway to Heaven 4.05 Fort Boyard 4.20 Heir Hunters 4.10 to 5.00 AM 4.00 to 6.00 AM Providence 5.00 to 6.00 AM Fifteen to One 5.10 to 6.00 AM Cheaters The High Chaparral
Monkey Life Double-bill. RSPCA Animal Rescue Harrow: A Very British School Documentary. Hawaii Five-0 Double-bill. NOON NCIS: Los Angeles PM Hawaii Five-0 (S3, ep1) 2.00 (S3, ep2) Harrow: A Very British School Documentary. Futurama Double-bill. Modern Family (S5, ep20) Futurama Double-bill. The Simpsons Triple-bill.
7.00 The Simpsons
Documentary following traffic police as they try to enforce the law on some of Britain’s busiest highways.
9.00 Traic Cops Police
AM The Dog Whisperer
Homer begins to worry about his marriage.
helps a couple searching for a property in Devon with access to the coast.
and Kathleen gamble on an X-rated mystery. 8.30 Lou uses Mario to secretly bid at an auction.
9.00 nThe Making of
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Drew Pritchard visits a castle in Essex and drives a hard bargain on automobile memorabilia.
cast and producers of the investigating the roots of American show reveal their the Mafia. ‘Lucky’ Luciano favourite moments of the arrives in New York. comedy series. Plus, a look 10.00 Deadliest Catch at real-life Mobile Army A major storm causes Surgical Hospital personnel. the captain of the Time Bandit to order his men to abandon their posts.
the roles of women who put their lives on the line to help defeat the Nazis.
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7.00 M*A*S*H Double-bill.
An exploration of the Tower of London – which has served as a castle, a jail and a place of execution.
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6.00 AM Total Fishing with Matt 6.00 AM One Born: Hayes Angling series. What Happened Next? The Story of Wales Little House on the Prairie Cash in the Attic The Waltons Double-bill. 6.20 Wet Nets Double-bill. 7.00 Home Shopping Antiques Roadshow fA Grandpa for 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer Deep Wreck Mysteries Christmas Festive comedy 8.00 How It’s Made Double-bill. 9.00 Escape to the Country drama. (2007, U) ★★★ Narrow Escapes of World 9.00 Put Your Money 10.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals War Two 11.00 Armistice 12.00 NOON Little House on the Where Your Mouth Is 11.00 Ghost Adventures Prairie Rural drama series. 10.00 Salvage Squad NOON Time Team Special 1.00 PM DIY SOS: The Big Build PM Secrets of Britain 1.00 PM fChristmas in 11.00 Auto Trader Double-bill. 2.00 Escape to the Country Canaan Festive family Deep Wreck Mysteries 12.00 NOON Extreme Engineering 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer drama starring Billy Ray Raiders of the Lost Past 1.00 PM How Do They Do It? 4.00 Border Patrol Double-bill. Cyrus. (2009, PG) ★★★ The Spear of Destiny. 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 5.00 Helicopter Heroes Time Team Oakham Castle. 3.00 fA Holiday to 3.00 Deadliest Catch Rescuing a couple close to Remember Romantic Who Do You Think You Are? 4.00 Put Your Money death from hypothermia. drama. (1995, U) ★★★ Where Your Mouth Is Bake Off judge Mary Berry. 6.00 Homes Under the Hammer Properties in London, Pompeii: The Mystery of 5.00 Highway to Heaven 5.00 Wheeler Dealers Reading and Telford. the People Frozen in Time 6.00 Touched by an Angel 6.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor
7.00 Secrets of Britain
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11.00 Zoo The team makes
12.00 1.00 3.00 4.00 5.00
one last attempt to find a cure for the global animal pandemic. (S1, ep13 of 13)
M’T NCIS: Los Angeles AM Hawaii Five-0
Stop, Search, Seize Nothing to Declare to 6.00 AM Football’s Funniest Moments
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6.00 AM The Encore Hour 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 10.00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes Abbey Grange. 11.10 Heartbeat Rural drama. 12.10 PM Peak Practice 1.10 Robin of Sherwood 2.25 The Chief Crime drama. 3.25 Heartbeat Rural drama. 4.25 Upstairs, Downstairs 5.35 The Return of Sherlock Holmes Detective drama. 6.50 Poirot Cornish Mystery: A woman fears for her life.
7.55 Poirot The Disappearance of Mr Davenheim: A banker goes missing. 9.00 Vera An informant spying on his own firm is killed. 11.00 Whitechapel 1 of 2. The team links macabre executions to witchcraft. 12.00 M’T Band of Gold Drama.
1.05 AM At Home with the Braithwaites Drama. 2.15 Kingdom Drama series. 3.10 The Glass Drama series. 4.00 to 6.00 AM Encore Hour
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7.05 episodes of the comedy. Nothing to Declare 7.35 Chopper Squad 8.00 Stargate Atlantis (S5, ep19) 9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 11.00 Border Security USA 10.00 The West Wing (S1, ep9) 11.30 Who’d Be a Billionaire 11.00 Cold Case (S1, ep4) 12.00 NOON Chicago Fire 12.00 NOON Without a Trace 12.40 PM Criminal Minds 1.00 PM Blue Bloods (S3, ep7) 1.20 Double-bill of the series. 2.00 Stargate Atlantis (S5, ep20) 2.05 (S3, ep17) 2.00 (S3, ep18) 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 4.00 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene 4.00 David Attenborough’s Investigation A juror Conquest of the Skies 6.00 is murdered. (S4, ep11) 5.00 The West Wing A man’s body is found. (S1, ep10) 4.00 The dead body of a nurse is found. (S4, ep12) 6.00 Without a Trace 6.40 An amnesiac woman 5.00 Wild Vets Double-bill. goes missing. (S4, ep10) 6.00 Nothing to Declare
7.00 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia European cuisine and Australian flavours collide as two more chefs attempt to impress.
8.00 CSI: Crime Scene
6.00 AM Seinfeld Back-to-back
7.00 Cold Case New evidence
8.00 Blue Bloods Danny investigates the murder of a student, and Erin learns she needs to give Nicky more freedom. (S3, ep8)
in a suspected hit-and-run suggests it could have been suicide. (S15, ep11)
9.00 πThe Blacklist
10.00 Criminal Minds
enlists the assistance of a notorious mob lawyer to prevent a hit. Guest stars Chazz Palminteri. (S3, ep9)
10.00 The Last Panthers
11.00 Elementary (S1, ep14) 12.00 M’T CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Double-bill
11.00 The Wire Double-bill. (S2, ep3) 12.15 AM (S2, ep4) 1.30 Curb Your Enthusiasm
of the crime drama. (S2, ep7) 1.00 AM (S2, ep8) 1.50 Bones Double-bill. 3.30 Criminal Minds (S2, ep2)
Triple-bill of the comedy. 3.15 Vegas Vincent finds fake casino chips. (S1, ep6)
4.20 The Real A&E 5.10 to 6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
4.10 Star Trek: Enterprise 5.05 to 6.00 AM David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies
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Murdoch Mysteries Sue Thomas: FB Eye Rizzoli & Isles Double-bill. PM Murdoch Mysteries Sue Thomas: FB Eye Rizzoli & Isles Double-bill. Castle Double-bill of the
AM How It’s Made
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor Railroad Alaska Fast N’ Loud Double-bill. Wheeler Dealers PM Naked and Afraid Alaska: The Last Frontier Edge of Alaska Gold Divers Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.00 Fast N’ Loud 7.00 Wheeler Dealers Mike
series. A famous animal trainer is murdered. 6.00 A shooting occurs in a famous nightclub. Father Brown The priest searches for a girl who is Brewer tracks down a believed to be radioactive. BMW Isetta bubble car. Rizzoli & Isles The death 8.00 How Do They Do It? of a former drug addict New editions Double-bill. is connected to Rizzoli. 9.00 Storage Wars Canada Jonathan Creek A famous New editions Double-bill. horror writer is found 10.00 Auction Hunters murdered on Halloween. 11.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition Father Brown As 7.00pm. Castle Double-bill. 12.00 M’T Gunslingers
10.00 11.00 1.00 AM Murdoch Mysteries
Double-bill of the Canadian drama series.
3.00 to 4.00 AM Republic of Doyle
1.00 2.00 3.00 3.50 4.40
AM How Do They Do It?
Storage Wars Canada Auction Hunters Gunslingers to 6.00 AM How It’s Made
A woman’s body is found in a water tank. (S2, ep16) 6.00 A corpse is found in a museum. (S2, ep17)
Boycie stands in the local mayoral election.
7.00 MasterChef
Australia New edition Culinary challenge series in which aspiring chefs must prepare a variety of dishes.
Gordonstoun: A Different Class Sky 1, 8.00pm A pupil spends a day fighting fires
8.00 Humble Pie New edition
Geraldine tries to make the supreme sacrifice by giving up chocolate for Lent.
Culinary challenge hosted by Melanie Sykes, with judge Marco Pierre White.
8.50 Not Going Out Lucy announces she is pregnant, causing Lee to wonder if he is the father.
9.00 Grimm After becoming a new father, Nick makes some major changes to keep his child and Adalind safe. (S5, ep2 of 22)
9.30 The Catherine Tate
Show Comedy sketches.
10.00 The Interviews
10.00πfFool’s
Gold Romantic adventure. A bickering couple are reunited in their quest to locate a legendary hoard of treasure. Stars Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson. (2008, 12) ★★
Dawn French introduces archive interviews with comedian Spike Milligan.
11.00 Steve Coogan: The Man Who Thinks He’s It
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M*A*S*H: Reunion Special True Entertainment, 9.00pm Celebrating the comedy series
Footage of the comedian’s 1998 set at the Palace 12.20 AM CSI: NY Double-bill. Theatre in Manchester. As shown at 5.00pm. AM Getting On 1.55 to 3.00 AM The Strain Eph The Catherine Tate Show and Nora make contact Steve Coogan: The Man with Zach’s grandparents, Who Thinks He’s It and Lyle threatens Justine to 4.00 AM Getting On with indictment. (S2, ep12)
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following a big argument.
The Green Green Grass
8.00 The Vicar of Dibley
1 of 6. Drama series based on Europe’s network of traffickers and gangsters. Stars Samantha Morton.
The team members travel to Maryland when a writer reports his daughters missing. (S8, ep14)
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6.15 AM Real Rescues 7.00 Hart of Dixie Lavon finds
Picks of the day
’Allo ’Allo! Double-bill. himself level with Ruby Last of the Summer Wine in the polls. (S2, ep6) Cheers (S1, ep20) Bewitched Comedy. 8.00 MasterChef Australia NOON My Family 9.00 Tipping Point Quiz series. PM The Green Green Grass 10.00 The Bill Police drama. Keeping Up Appearances 11.00 Pointless Quiz series. The Vicar of Dibley 12.00 NOON MasterChef Australia Last of the Summer Wine 1.00 PM CSI: NY Double-bill. Triple-bill of the comedy. 3.00 Pointless Quiz series. My Family Susan and Ben 4.00 The Bill Police drama. go their separate ways 5.00 CSI: NY Double-bill.
Appearances Hyacinth attempts to land a role in Emmet’s musical – even though it has been cast.
9.00 Blue Bloods Frank
New episode Red tries to track down a mysterious woman who could help exonerate Liz. (S3, ep4)
AM Bewitched
7.20 Keeping Up
prompts Rush to reopen a 30-year-old investigation into the fatal shooting of a rookie officer. (S1, ep5)
Investigation Evidence
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Shopping White Collar (S1, ep1) In Plain Sight (S5, ep1) Sea Patrol (S3, ep9) CSI: Miami (S1, ep13) NOON NCIS Double-bill. PM Law & Order (S13, ep1) In Plain Sight (S5, ep2) Numb3rs (S3, ep18) Sea Patrol (S3, ep9) CSI: Miami (S1, ep15) NCIS A murder is linked
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8.00 AM Leverage (S5, ep12) 9.00 Monk (S4, ep4) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S6, ep12) 11.00 The Mentalist Double-bill. 1.00 PM NCIS Double-bill. (S8, ep11) 2.00 (S8, ep12) 3.00 Leverage (S5, ep13) 4.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S6, ep10) 5.00 The Mentalist Double-bill. (S4, ep21) 6.00 (S4, ep22) 7.00 NCIS An ex-serviceman is
to the break-up of Gibbs’ beaten to death. (S8, ep13) team. (S6, ep12) 8.00 Gibbs and the team investigate the murder of 8.00 A lieutenant’s wife is a petty officer. (S8, ep14) found murdered. (S6, ep13) 9.00 A man threatens to 9.00 DiNozzo has to work jump from a roof. (S5, ep7) with Zoe. (S12, ep21) 10.00 A sailor dies in 10.00 American Horror Story: odd circumstances on a Hotel Alex is pushed to research vessel. (S5, ep8) breaking point. (S5, ep4) Law & Order: Special 11.00 Family Guy Double-bill. Victims Unit Triple-bill. 12.00 M’T American Dad! AM Law & Order (S13, ep2) 1.00 AM Family Guy Double-bill. Numb3rs (S3, ep18) 2.00 The Walking Dead (S6, ep5) Quincy ME (S4, ep8) 3.00 Family Guy Double-bill.
2.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 to 6.00 AM White Collar
Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
4.00 to 5.00 AM American Dad!
Blacklist Sky Living, 9.00pm Red’s on a mission to track down a woman who can lead him to the Cabal as he tries to exonerate Liz
film Fool’s Gold Watch, 10.00pm Lovers Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey are on a mission to track down a hoard of treasure
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WWE Main Event US wrestling. Football Gold Memorable matches. Premier League World Football news. American Football NFL highlights. Premier League Years 2010/2011.
12.00 NOON Football Gold 12.30 Premier League World 1.00 Darts Grand Slam of Darts. 5.00 Game Changers 5.30 Premier League World The latest football news.
6.00 The Fantasy Football Club 7.00 Football
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Tennis ATP Tour Uncovered. Darts Grand Slam of Darts. Racing News Preview. Tennis ATP Tour Uncovered.
12.00 NOON American Football 1.00 2.00
New York Jets v Buffalo Bills. PM Cricket Australia and New Zealand in the second Test. Yorkshire Marathon The second staging of the race from York. Tennis ATP Tour Uncovered.
3.00 3.30 The World Rugby Show 4.00 6.00 6.30 7.00
The latest rugby union highlights. WWE: Raw US wrestling action. Tennis ATP Tour Uncovered. Darts Gold Featuring Phil Taylor. Darts The quarter-finals of the Grand Slam of Darts from the Wolverhampton Civic Hall. Wrestling action from the US.
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6.00 AM Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football Norway v Hungary. 11.00 Football’s Greatest Hungary in the 1950s and West Germany in the 70s. 12.30 PM Spanish Football Gold Real Madrid v Mallorca and Deportivo La Coruña and Real Madrid. 1.00 Football The Euro 2016 qualifying play-off first-leg match between Norway and Hungary in Oslo. 3.00 Football’s Greatest A look at the Hungary national side of the 1950s. 3.30 Spanish Football Gold Real Madrid v Mallorca and Deportivo La Coruña and Real Madrid.
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10.45 Motorcycling 11.00 NBA Action 11.30 Motorsport Formula E highlights.
12.00 NOON Spirit of Yachting 12.30 PM Italian Football Serie A news. 1.00 Premier League World 1.30 Global Goals Football highlights. 2.00 Football FA Cup first round action. 2.30 Last Week, This Week 3.00 Rugby Tonight Extra 3.30 Road to Rio Olympics preview. 4.00 World of Athletics Magazine. 4.30 World Wide Sports 5.00 Boxing Tonight The latest news. 6.00 Football’s Cult Heroes 6.30 Italian Football Serie A action. 7.00 Australian Football A-League. 10.00 Football Champions League. 10.30 Italian Football Serie A. 11.00 Football Tonight Magazine.
7.00 Cricket: We Love It 8.00 Sporting Greats Profiles of Haile Gebrselassie and Sergey Bubka. 9.00 American Football New York Jets v Buffalo Bills in the NFL. 10.00 Cricket Knights v Titans. 1.15 AM Football Highlights of BosniaHerzegovina v Republic of Ireland.
3.15 Football’s Greatest 3.45 Spanish Football Gold 4.00 to 6.00 AM Football Gold
Ex Machina Sky Movies Premiere, 8.00pm A computer programmer spends a week with the world’s first truly artificial intelligent robot (Alicia Vikander)
12.00 M’T NBA Action Basketball news. 12.30 AM Basketball New York
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The latest football news.
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Pakistan v England. Coverage of the second ODI in the four-match series comes from the Sheikh Zayed Stadium in Abu Dhabi. 7.30 PM Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 8.30 Cricket’s Greatest A profile of exPakistan all-rounder Imran Khan. 9.00 Cricket Pakistan v England. 10.00 Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 11.00 Cricket Pakistan v England. 12.00 M’T Cricket’s Greatest Imran Khan. 12.30 AM Cricket Pakistan v England. 1.30 Cricket Australia v New Zealand.
11.30 Football Gold Highlights of Arsenal
12.00 M’T The Fantasy Football Club 1.00 AM Darts Grand Slam of Darts. 4.00 to 6.00 AM Legends of Darts
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Australia v New Zealand. Coverage of the opening day of the second Test match from the Waca in Perth. 10.00 Cricket’s Greatest Imran Khan.
11.00 Premier League World v Tottenham Hotspur from the 2008/2009 Premier League season and Charlton Athletic v West Ham United from the 2001/2002 season.
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6.00 AM Last Week, This Week 6.30 Champions League Classics 11.30 Global Goals Football action.
12.00 NOON World of Football 12.30 PM Game of the Week 1.00 Champions League Classics
6.00 6.30 7.00
Including AC Milan v Liverpool in the 2007 final, Barcelona v Manchester United in 2009, Rangers v PSV Eindhoven and Galatasaray v Chelsea in 1999/2000, and Leeds United v Lazio in 2000/2001. Football Champions League. Rugby Tonight Extra The best action from the Premiership.
The Equalizer SM Action/Adventure, 8.00pm Denzel Washington stars in this action thriller as an ex-secret agent who sets out destroy a Russian crime syndicate
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10.00 Football Tonight 11.00 Football Champions League. 11.30 Italian Football Serie A. 12.00 M’T Rugby Union As 7.00pm. 1.30 to 6.00 AM Champions League Classics Including Bayern Munich v Inter Milan in the 2010 final, Borussia Dortmund v Bayern Munich in the 2013 final, and Barcelona v Manchester United from 1994/95.
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2.00 PM World Wide Sports 2.30 World of Athletics Magazine. 3.00 Rallying WRC news and action. 3.30 Motorsport Formula E. 21s v Azerbaijan Under-21s. The 4.00 Italian Football Serie A news. European Championship qualifier 4.30 Rallying Action from Ireland. from the Continental Arena in 5.00 World Sport Global magazine. Regensburg kick-off 5.00pm. 5.30 World Wide Sports 7.00 South American Football Show 6.00 Motorcycling MotoGP Valencia. 7.30 FIFA World Football news. 7.00 Motorsport V8 Supercars. 8.00 Cycling Liège-Bastogne-Liège. 9.00 Rallying Wales Rally GB highlights. 9.00 Cycling The second round of the 9.30 Tennis WTA All Access. Revolution Series from Manchester. 10.30 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 10.30 Tennis Czech Republic v France 12.00 M’T lBasketball Pittsburgh v
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SKY/VIRGIN MOVIES Premiere
Comedy
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6.10
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adventure. (2014, PG) ★
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10.00
pInherent Vice pMontana
Crime thriller. (2014, 15) ★★ 2.25 Assassin Thriller. (2014, 15) ★ 4.30 to 6.00 AM The Three Dogateers As 6.15pm.
Christmas ★★★ 7.40 Miracle on 34th Street Festive fantasy.
PRIME-TIME
9.25 11.00 12.40 2.20 4.30 6.20
(1947, U, b&w) ★★★★★ Let It Snow (2013, PG) ★★ Black Nativity As 6.20pm. PM Elf See 8.00pm. Batman Returns As 9.45pm. Jack Frost See 12.00m’t. Black Nativity Seasonal musical. (2013, PG) ★★★
8.00 Elf Fantasy comedy. A
9.45
man raised as an elf at the North Pole searches for his human parents. Stars Will Ferrell. (2003, PG) ★★★★ Batman Returns Comicbook sequel. The caped crusader combats a trio of villains. Stars Michael Keaton. (1992, 12) ★★★★
12.00 M’T Jack Frost Fantasy drama. (1998, PG) ★ 1.50 AM Let It Snow As 9.25am.
3.45 to 5.30 AM Miracle on 34th Street As 7.40am.
Crime/Thriller Sky 309 Virgin 409/HD 439 6.45 AM The Truth About Emanuel
Thriller. (2013, 12) ★★★
8.35 Cold in July See 7.00pm. 10.35 Deception Drama. (2013, 15) ★★★★ 1.00 PM Veronica Mars Comedy. (2014, 12) ★★★ 3.00 Bird on a Wire
PRIME-TIME
Comedy. (1990, 15) ★★★ 5.00 The Calling Crime thriller. Stars Susan Sarandon and Gil Bellows. (2014, 15) ★★
10.00
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11.55 Jackass: The Movie (2002) ★ 1.30 AM Three Night Stand (2013) ★★ 3.05 A Dirty Shame (2004) ★★★ 4.40 to 6.35 AM Three Amigos! ★★★ Sky 305 Virgin 405/HD 435 6.00 AM Pocahontas II ★★★
8.00 101 Dalmatians Comedy.
9.50
An evil designer sets out to turn a litter of puppies into a fur coat. Stars Glenn Close. (1996, U) ★★★★ Freaky Friday Fantasy comedy. A mother and her daughter switch bodies for a day. Stars Jodie Foster. (1976, U) ★★★★
11.40 The Parent Trap ★★★★ 1.55 AM 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954, U) ★★★★★ 4.10 to 6.00 AM Jungle 2 Jungle Comedy. (1997, PG) ★★★
Greats Sky 304 Virgin 404/HD 434 7.35 AM Predator 2 See 2.05pm.
9.35 Jerry Maguire As 8.00pm. 12.00 NOON The Last King of Scotland Political thriller. (2006, 15) ★★★★
2.05 PM Predator 2 Sci-fi thriller sequel. (1990, 15) ★★
4.05 Cruel Intentions Drama remake. (1999, 15) ★★★
5.50 The Notebook Romantic drama. (2004, 12) ★★★
A man is hailed as a hero for shooting a burglar. Stars Michael C Hall and Sam Shepard. (2014, 15) ★★★★ The Green Mile Drama. A prison guard encounters a death-row inmate who has magical powers. Stars Tom Hanks. (1999, 18) ★★★★★
comedy drama. A sports agent is forced to set up on his own. Stars Tom Cruise. (1996, 15) ★★★★
(1993, 18) ★★★★★
2.00 Misery (1990) ★★★★ 3.50 Death Warrant (1990) ★★★ 5.30 to 7.10 AM Loss of Faith ★★★
10.20 Indecent Proposal Romantic drama. A gambler makes a couple an unusual $1million offer. Stars Robert Redford. (1993, 15) ★★★
12.20 AM The Exorcist Supernatural horror. (1973, 18) ★★★★★
2.30 Traic Drama. (2000, 18) ★★★★ 5.05 to 6.50 AM Born Free (1965, U) ★★★★
Family Sky 306 Virgin 406/HD 436 6.00 AM The Karate Kid Part II ★★
8.25 Barnyard As 4.40pm. 10.00 Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride (2005, PG) ★★★★★
11.20 Rio 2 As 6.15pm. 1.05 PM Into the Woods See 8.00pm. 3.10 The Good Witch’s Wonder (2014) ★★ 4.40 Barnyard
comedy. (2000, 12) ★★★★
6.00 Shanghai Knights Comedy
Animation. (2006, PG) ★★
6.15 Rio 2 Animated comedy
sequel. (2003, 12) ★★★
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10.15
12.05 AM RoboCop 2 Sci-fi sequel. (1990, 18) ★★ 2.05 Face/ Of Thriller. (1997) ★★★★ 4.30 to 6.20 AM Comancheros Western. (1961) ★★★★
Sci-Fi/Horror Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441 6.00 AM Eight Legged Freaks
7.00 Project Almanac
9.00
sequel. (2014, U) ★★★
8.00 Into the Woods Musical
fantasy. A witch agrees tries to bring down a crime to lift a curse on a young syndicate. Stars Denzel couple if they help restore Washington. (2014) ★★★ her looks. Stars Meryl Streep. (2014, PG) ★★★ RoboCop Sci-fi thriller. A murdered police officer 10.05 Step Up: All In Drama. A dance crew takes part in is rebuilt as a cyborg. Stars a reality TV contest. Stars Peter Weller and Nancy Ryan Guzman. (2014) ★★★ Allen. (1987, 18) ★★★★
Thriller. (2002, 12) ★★★★ 7.25 Tinker Bell and The Pirate 7.45 The Omen Horror remake. Fairy ★★★ 8.55 Alice in (2006, 15) ★★★★ Wonderland See 6.40pm. 10.25 The Muppet Christmas Carol 10.00 Jason X See 5.15pm. (1992) ★★★★ 12.05 PM 101 11.45 Project Almanac As 7.00pm. 1.45 PM Friday the 13th Part II Dalmatians See 8.00pm. Horror. (1981, 18) ★★ 2.00 Disney’s Dumbo ★★★★★ 3.15 Meet the Robinsons ★★★★ 3.25 Friday the 13th Part III ★★ 5.00 Tarzan ★★★★ 6.40 Alice in 5.15 Jason X Horror starring Kane Hodder. (2000, 15) ★★★ Wonderland (1951) ★★★★★
8.00 Jerry Maguire Romantic
12.05 AM Falling Down Thriller.
drama. (2004, 15) ★★
4.00 Shanghai Noon Martial-arts
Comedy. Two awkward teenagers hope to attend a cool girl’s party. Stars Jonah Hill. (2007, 15) ★★★★
7.00 Cold in July Crime thriller.
9.00
8.10 Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003, 12) ★★★ 10.30 The Equalizer See 8.00pm. 12.45 PM Alexander Historical epic
A farmer tries to become a Wild West hero. Stars Seth MacFarlane. (2014, 15) ★★
Disney
Sky 303 Virgin 410/HD 440 6.00 AM Holy Night! (2011, U)
thriller. (2000, 15) ★★★★
8.00 A Million Ways to Die in 8.00 The Equalizer Thriller. An ex-secret agent the West Western spoof.
Comedy drama starring Joaquin Phoenix and Josh Brolin. (2014, 15) ★★★★
12.30 AM
★★★ 8.20 Boat Trip (2002) ★★ 10.05 A Million Ways to Die in the West As 8.00pm. PM Superbad See 10.00pm. Analyze This Comedy. (1999, 15) ★★★★ Analyze That Comedy sequel. (2002, 15) ★★★ 50 First Dates Comedy drama. (2004, 12) ★★★
Action/Adventure Sky307 Virgin 407/HD 437 6.15 AM Charlie’s Angels Comedy
Sci-fi thriller. A teenager and his friends build a time machine. Stars Jonny Weston. (2014, 12) ★★★ Friday the 13th Horror. A group of teenagers find themselves being stalked by a serial killer. Stars Betsy Palmer. (1980, 18) ★★★
10.40 Friday the 13th Part II ★★ 12.15 AM Friday the 13th Part III ★★ 2.00 Freddy vs. Jason 3.45 to 3.45 AM Journey to the Centre of the Earth ★★★
TCM Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416 6.50 AM Sierra Passage (1950,
PG) ★★ 8.20 Badman’s Country (1958, PG) ★ 9.35 Tank Force (1958, PG) ★★★ 11.10 Battle of the Coral Sea (1959, PG) ★★★ 12.50 PM Kung Fu 3.00 Reunion in France Romantic drama. (1942, U) ★★★★
5.00 The Extraordinary Seaman (1969) ★ 6.35 Tarzan and the Mermaids (1947, U) ★
7.55 Sherlock Holmes: Terror by Night Mystery starring Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce. (1946, U, b&w) ★★★★
9.00 Presumed Innocent Thriller. A district attorney is accused of murdering his lover. Stars Harrison Ford. (1990, 18) ★★★★
11.25 The Crying Game Drama. (1992, 18) ★★★★
1.30 AM The Yakuza (1975) ★★★ 5.30 to 6.35 AM Sherlock Holmes: Terror by Night ★★★★
12.00 M’T The Good Witch’s Wonder (2014) ★★ 1.30 AM The Karate Kid Part II ★★ 3.25 to 5.20 AM Who Framed Roger Rabbit ★★★★★
Showcase Sky 310 Virgin 403/HD 433 6.45 AM Get On Up See 5.35pm.
9.15 If I Stay Drama. (2014, 12) ★★★ 11.20 The Full Monty As 3.50pm. 1.05 PM Sherlock Holmes As 8.00pm. 3.50 The Full Monty Comedy starring Robert Carlyle. (1997, 15) ★★★★★ 5.35 Get On Up Biopic of James Brown, starring Chadwick Boseman. (2014) ★★★★
8.00 Sherlock Holmes Action
10.15
adventure. The duo strive to foil a plot by the villainous Lord Blackwood. Stars Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law. (2009, 12) ★★★★ Gone Girl Crime thriller. A man is accused of his wife’s murder. Stars Ben Affleck. (2014, 18) ★★★★
12.45 AM Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995, 15) ★★★ 2.55 Gone Girl See 10.15pm. 5.25 to 7.00 AM Pete’s Christmas Fantasy. (2013, PG) ★★
True Christmas Sky 321 FS 302 Virgin 424 5.00 AM Christmas Eve (1986, PG)
★★★ 7.00 Secret Santa Drama. (2000, PG) ★★★ 9.00 Christmas Every Day (1996, U) ★★★ 11.00 Christmas in Connecticut (1992, U) ★★★ 1.00 PM Little Women 1 of 2. 3.00 The Christmas List Fantasy drama. (1997, U) ★★★
5.00 A Grandpa for Christmas Comedy. (2007, U) ★★★
7.00 A Holiday for Love Romantic drama starring Tim Matheson and Melissa Gilbert. (1996, U) ★★★
9.00 The Christmas Shoes Seasonal drama. The lives of a workaholic lawyer and a young mother become intertwined. Stars Rob Lowe. (2002, PG) ★★
11.00 Must Be Santa Festive comedy. (1999, U) ★★★
1.00 AM The Waltons Double-bill. 3.00 to 5.00 AM Little House on the Prairie
Brilliant ★★★★★ Great ★★★★ Good ★★★ Watchable ★★ Rubbish ★
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Sky 0101 Virgin 901 Freesat 700 4.00am Yasser. 6.30 The Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Adele Roberts. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Matt Edmondson. 4.00 The
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Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702 5.00am Vanessa Feltz. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00pm Steve Wright in the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Desmond Carrington. 8.00 Friday Night Is Music Night. 10.00
FRIDAY
6.15
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Radio 2 Arts Show with Claudia Winkleman. 12.00m’t After Midnight. 3.00 to 6.00am Huey Morgan.
RADIO 3
FREEVIEW 703
Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 12.00noon Composer of the Week: Chabrier. 1.00pm News; Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week: Chabrier. 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert. 10.00 The Verb. 10.45
Free Thinking Essay: New Generation Thinkers. 11.00 Jazz on 3. 1.00 to 7.00am Through the Night.
RADIO 4
FREEVIEW 704
Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704 6.00am Today. 9.00 Desert Island Discs. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week. 9.45 (LW) Act of Worship. 10.00 (FM) Woman’s Hour. 10.00 (LW) Woman’s Hour. 10.45 (LW) Cricket – Live: Pakistan v England. The second ODI from the Sheikh Zayed Stadium in Abu Dhabi. 11.00 (FM) Lives in a Landscape. 11.30 (FM)
John Finnemore’s Double Acts. 12.00noon (FM) News; Shipping Forecast. 12.05pm (FM) The Why Factor. 12.05 (LW) Cricket – Live. 12.15 (FM) You and Yours; Weather. 1.00 (FM) The World at One. 1.45 (FM) Raising the Bar: 100 Years of Black British Theatre and Screen. 2.00 (FM) The Archers. 2.15 (FM) Drama: Queens of the Coal Age. 3.00 (FM) Gardeners’ Question Time. 3.45 (FM) New Writing from the Arab World. 4.00 (FM) Last Word. 4.30 (FM) Feedback. 4.55 (FM) The Listening Project. 5.00 (FM) PM. 5.55 (LW) Shipping. 6.00 (LW) Cricket – Live. 6.00 (FM) News. 6.30 (FM) The Now Show. 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45 Children in Need: D for Dexter. 8.00 Any Questions? 8.50 A Point of View. 9.00 Raising the Bar: 100 Years of Black British Theatre and Screen. 10.00 World Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime. 11.00 A Good Read. 11.30 Catacombs of the Mind. 11.55 Listening Project. 12.00m’t News. 12.30am Book of the Week. 12.50 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping Forecast. 5.30 News Briefing. 5.45 to 6.00am Prayer for the Day; iPM.
RADIO 5 LIVE
FREEVIEW 705
Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 5 Live Daily. 1.00pm Friday Sports Panel. 2.00
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† Offer ends 29th February 2016. The offer price is only available when you quote the item number on this advertisement at the time of order. Reference to the WAS price is to the price stated on our website, www.jdwilliams.co.uk on 01/07/15. Prices may have changed since this date and you may want to visit our website to check the savings available before you place your order. * Free standard delivery and free returns are only available to new customers on their first order from this advertisement. After your first order our normal delivery terms and conditions will apply. Please see website for full details.
Post to: JD Williams & Co Ltd, JDW 8228, 40 Lever Street, Manchester, M99 1SA
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Post, phone or order online today. Orders are usually delivered within 7 days but please allow up to 14 days in exceptional circumstances. Subject to availability. You can cancel your order by notifying us or returning the item for any reason up to and including the fourteenth day after the day of delivery of the item. Please take good care of the item as we may deduct monies from any refund if the value of the item is reduced as a result of your unreasonable use of the item. If you return all the items in an order we will refund the cost of the returned items plus the delivery charge (excluding any additional charges for nominated or next day delivery) however, where the return is made via our courier or through a Hermes Parcel Shop we will charge you a return fee which will be deducted from your refund. The return fee will not exceed the original delivery charge. If you return the item by any other means this will be entirely at your cost. Your statutory rights are not affected. For further information please refer to our catalogue or website or ask the advisor when you call.
When we accept your order this will act as a request to apply for a credit account, subject to status. You can either pay in full, by cheque, credit or debit card or choose to spread the cost using our easy repayment facility. If you choose this facility, interest charges will apply. Reg.office: JD Williams & Co. Ltd, Griffin House, 40 Lever Street Manchester M60 6ES. Reg in England 178367.
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E-mail (if applicable): Orders from Ireland welcome. For new customers from the Republic of Ireland, standard delivery on this order will be free with subsequent orders charged at €4.99. For customers from the UK standard delivery on subsequent orders may vary. Calls may be monitored or recorded for training and quality purposes. Your order acts as a request to apply for a credit account subject to status. Right to refuse application is reserved. We’ll do a credit search using credit reference agencies to confirm your identity, and to give us information about you and people you are financially linked with for credit assessment. Our search will be recorded and seen by other organisations that offer credit. If you choose to open and operate a credit account we’ll share information about how you run it with these agencies and other organisations for fraud prevention and debt collection. We may share your information with other organizations. We or they may contact you for marketing purposes by mail, telephone, email or otherwise. If you do not wish this to happen please tick this box . Subject to availability. The promotion ends on 29th February 2016.
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Post to: JD Williams & Co Ltd, Dept. JDW 8228, 40 Lever Street, Manchester, M99 1SA