PERSONAL AD
SHARK LOOKING FOR COUGAR Married shark looking for married cougar for friendship. Must like taking sweltering walks in the park while discussing ideas, linguistics and race in America. Should enjoy good food, quirky art, and a wicked sense of humor. Preference that cougar not encourage crazy ideas like taking in homeless Danish kids or creating interactive museum exhibits. Preference for a cougar who wears wigs, shouts at parades, embraces life and is a wonderful friend. – LIZ MCMAHON, NEW ORLEANS
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