The Increasingly Compromised Security of the Planet Geometus 7 #1

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THE INCREASINGLY COMPROMISED SECURITY OF THE PLANET

GEOMETUS 7 ISSUE #1

Geometus 7 is the first original title from Suburban Illuminati. It follows the lives of citizens of a far away planet populated by shapes. It’s basically just math puns. Sorry.

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here’s the thing...

After years of building an inter-shape peace alliance the world looked to be at ease until a collective of transformable beings (known as Shifters) arrived from the planet Polygonius 827. Peace was not on their radius. To top it off their insatiable lust for violence was equal to that of the Great Cylindrius III, once a ruler of Geometus 7 in the old days of Cylindrical rule where Spheroids were hunted down for sport and believing in the Gods of the Platonic Solids would see your angles stretched and your viewing spheres extruded.

OH JEEZ Upon their arrival the Shifters morphed into Tetrahedrons and infiltrated the Purposely Enormous National Threat Analysis and Giant Octagon Navigation centre or P.E.N.T.A.G.O.N for short. They single handedly released all the inmates from all the angle correctional facilities across the United Shapes of Angleterre. The following weeks saw increasingly harmful and devastating attacks from the Shifters killing 2.3x10 7 innocent shapes and tearing apart perfectly symmetrical families. A people that once sat together as a perfect tessellation now lay a demi-regular jumble of death, injury and a general haunting sadness inside.

BUT!

All the security forces in the U.S.A. are working together to try and eliminate the Shifter plague one by one using ill fated schemes and poor management but hey it’s better then sitting through a Mobious Bay movie. Each month we will bring you updates on what the residents of Geometus 7 are doing to ward off the Shifter scum and get back to peace, an idea that seems a distant dream. Reader you know as well as I do that peace will come, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but soon and for the rest of the meta-cycle but in the meantime we may as well enjoy the adventures...

Characters in this Issue

Street Tough

Teenage N.S Fan

Head of B.T.S

B.T.S Agent

Just Waiting for a Mate

B.T.S Agent

B.T.S Agent

B.T.S Agent

Clouds

Smoke Cloud

Shifters

BBQ Dancing Shifter

Sword Wielding Forrest Shifter

Sneeky Tree Shifter

Big Gun Operator Shifter

Sword Wielding Forrest Shifter

Shifter Tribe Leader

Big Gun Operator Shifter

Flurgs Friend

Hungry Shifter

Grumpy Sneeky Forrest Shifter

Flurgs Cronie

Nlurg’s Henchman