A Dirty Tale One time I got so dirty, that I had to take a shower! Not like I don’t take showers. It was like at noon though. Who takes showers at noon? Anyways it turned out to be very funny because my sis actually fell in the wet, soggy, dirt filled garden hole. She waited after me and by the time I was done she was covered in dry crusty mud. I don’t think she ever wore those same cloths again… Oh Well…