18 pages of assorted short stories! A collection of short stories By Isaac Shirley
18 pages of assorted short stories A collection of short stories Written By Isaac Shirley Images by Google images
Published by J 1 publishing co Published in Huntsville, AR Published on May 10 2013
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Table of contents Part 1/my silly side pg.4 69 dodge charger pg.5 My definition of work pg.6 Sports pg.7 Piiie pg.8 Lazyness pg.9 Part 2/the dark side pg.10 Daedalus and icarus pg.11 The lost hero pg.12 The evil side of mother nature pg.13 The train…pg.14 The senerio…pg.15 Part 3/my sensitive side pg.16 The treating of people accused of a crime theory pg.17 Pain… is it shown pg.18 Stand up for what you belive pg.19 The 69 charger breakdown pg.20 Fun pg.21
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Dedicated to Mrs. Sullivan who is the teacher who I would have never wrote these stories without
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Part 1. My silly side These are wacky and silly tales written by yours truly me! These are tales of stupid and silly subjects and are fun to read. They show my crazy and fun side. These tales were written at times that I was happy or just bored and in need of something to do. I hope you laugh your socks off and enjoy. Well have fun with it
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69 dodge charger poem Dodge chargers are car vanquishing cars Cars that are old are what they are Are chargers muscle cars Muscle cars are what chargers are. Dodge chargers are cars that are fast Fast and strong are what chargers are Are they old are they new New is not what they are they are 69 chargers!
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My definition of work A time when I had to focus and work hard at something is when I had to beat a level I was stuck on in halo reach. In that level there where a lot of suicide aliens and they kept on blowing me up like little suicide terrorists. Then finally I got so aggravated that I just Went commando up on their booties. They were coming at me from all angles then I just tore out my magnum and just shot every one of them like rapid fire and I finally won. When I got to the next level I was so aggravated that I was still in commando mode and nothing could even get near me not even the hunters and those are the biggest and hardest to beat aliens and I was so mad that I was killing everything even the hunters with my itty bitty magnum pistol! Well that was a time that I had to focus and work hard at something.
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Sports I do not do sports. Sports are painful and tiring. They make it hard to focus on school and all you do is play some stupid game and then win or lose you usually come away with nothing. I’ve tried two sports in my life and those two where baseball and soccer I sucked at both. The only thing I could do in baseball was bat and I could barely do that! All I could do in soccer was nothing I was so bad I could barely be of any good as a goalie! So yea it sucked. I haven’t played a sport since. All in all is suck at sports and I can’t play them.
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Piiiie I like pie. Pie is a delicious food. It has a variety of flavors to choose from like pumpkin pecan chocolate apple peach sweet potato and many more. Pie is wonderful because everyone likes at least one flavor of pie because there are so many to choose from if I had to list all the flavors of pie I would use up two whole pages front and back! I think pie is the best food on the planet! What about you
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Laziness If I symbolized something it would be laziness. This is because I don’t like to do anything. And I especially don’t like to do chores. They are hard and they use a lot of energy especially yard work. Another reason I would symbolize laziness is because my favorite thing to do during the day is relax and just sit in my chair. I would just sit and do nothing if I could. Also I love to sit and watch TV or play video game and stuff like that. Well those are most of the reasons I would be the symbol of laziness thanks for reading because I didn’t even want to write this.
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Part 2/ THE DARK SIDE The stories you are about to read are stories that reflect my evil side. They are about horrible things and horrifying times. They were written in times of dark thought. They are my most terrifying stories. I hope you enjoy and get scared out of your wits by these frightening tales
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Daedalus and Icarus Daedalus was a great inventor and he had a son named Icarus. Icarus was very clumsy and wasn’t that clever. One day Daedalus’ nephew came to stay with Daedalus and Icarus. His nephew was very clever and not clumsy like his son was. Daedalus had always wanted his son to be the way his nephew was but he wasn’t. Then Daedalus got real mad at his nephew so he pushed the boy off a tower and killed him! After that Daedalus realized he had to get out of Athens so they ran to Crete and met the king of Crete Minos. Minos took the boy and his father in on one condition that Daedalus create Minos a maze to keep his monster the minotaur in. so Daedalus did and it was called the labyrinth. After they finished the labyrinth they realized they had been tricked! Minos trapped them in the labyrinth so they could be his little personal inventors! Many years later Daedalus and his son tired and worn Daedalus decided that they must get out of that place! So he went to work on a pair of giant wings to fly them out of the labyrinth and it worked! They were soon after flying away on a wonderful breeze flying away from Crete. Then disaster struck his son so drunk on his own freedom he flew too low to the ocean then he flew to high and the sun melted his wings and he fell….to the ocean…..and drown. Daedalus was so upset that he flew to an city with another king and decided to serve him. Luckily this king was nice and a wonderful king Daedalus was treated wonderfully. But then Minos who had been looking for Daedalus came to that king and demanded Daedalus’ head! And that kings’ daughters offered him a bath and Minos cheerfully accepted little did he know though Daedalus was waiting. While Minos was bathing Daedalus killed him and then fled to the one place that he could be safe….the labyrinth.
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The lost hero In the lost hero the main characters are Jason Leo and Piper. They go on a journey to save Hera the queen of the Greek gods. Also to keep an evil giant named Polyphoris from rising. In this book there is also a girl named Annabeth whose boyfriend Percy Jackson is missing and she is trying to find him. Jason Leo and Piper are flying on a bronze dragon named Festus in search of a wind god named borlous but when Leo hears his name he asks what is he the god of boring. This book is full of funny statements like that. The heroes are nice kids who are demigods that are on a quest to stop the giant from killing everyone and to save Hera. This story is an extension of the Percy Jackson And The Olympians series by Rick Riordan.
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The evil side of Mother Nature Mother Nature, a peaceful character at times but very very dangerous at others. The woods were full of life birds chirping water gurgling, wind blowing then suddenly there was a strange new sound, the sound of a chainsaw. Everything listened to this new sound then suddenly a tree fell and a man was standing in the dust. Then he turned to another tree to do the same thing to it but Mother Nature had other plans. As he turned chaos aroused instantly sudden thunderstorms appeared out of nowhere huge natural disasters raged on the spot and then as he started to cut the next tree Mother Nature struck her last punishment. All of a sudden a huge flash of light appeared out of nowhere and then when the light was gone the man was gone and all that was left was a pile of ash and a chainsaw lying on the ground‌
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The train… I didn’t know exactly where the train was going. After paying my fare, I simply stood on the platform waiting for it to Wisk me away to somewhere, anywhere but here. And that’s when it happened. The train pulled into the station. It looked something like a skeleton crossed with the devil crossed with a ghost would look like.at that moment I knew that it was a train to the Netherlands but I didn’t care. I was determined to get away from this terrible place. Then I realized that I would die on that train that simply being on it would make me drop dead. Then the skeleton conductor got off and yelled all abord! At that very moment I knew I had no choice but to get on that train. I got aboard and as soon as that happened I died. Death wasn’t as bad as I had previously thought It would be. It was actually quite spontaneous all of a sudden there was a flash and I was a spirit free to do whatever I wanted whenever it was amazing. I was on a train that would bring me wherever I wanted it to it was like my oun personal train! Eventually I got tired of travelling and so I got on my train and then a girl got on who was living until she got on the train like I had. She was beautiful she looked like a million bucks. I gave her the seat next to me and we talked the whole way to where I was headed and go figure that’s exactly where I was headed! We were soon in a relationship and soon after we were married and we were and still are the happiest couple in the world.
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